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No. 423 Friday 11th June, 1976 FREE! Valiant IC give 9 8HHHH 1 ill England squad A V. -^Hf^ mfW

Singleton scoring IC's only a tough time goal of the match

DAME ALICE OWEN'S Playing Fields at Whetstone, North London, provided the unlikely setting for a practice "Good work-out for the match between IC and an England XI on Wednesday afternoon. Despite getting lost, the IC squad arrived boys"-Revie before the England team. saves to keep IG out. According to England England's domination of Manager, Don Revie, this the midfield was somewhat match was to form the basis reduced with the substitution from which he would choose of Mick Popper with Steve his five substitutes for Bates. IC ventured out more England Cup qualifying positively during the middle match against Finland in of this half and in one the Helsinki this Sunday. more vigorous encounters, The match which lasted Tony Towers had to leave the only an hour was meant as a field for several minutes with dummy game in which the IC a wrenched right foot after team took on the role of the being involved in a tackle defensive Finnish side. In a with Ian Huntingdon. pre-match prep talk, Don Despite IC's improved Revie asked the IC team to play in the second half, play a tight game and use England scored five more man-for-man marking with a goals to run out winners by sweeper at the back. The result 13 goals to 1. of IC employing these tactics, IC: Kev Allen (subs D in the first half, meant that Aslam), Jim Iley, Dave England scored only eight Brabbim, Ian Huntingdon, goals — die first of which Chris Howley (subs Colin came after only three minutes Durey), Terry Grimwade, Mick of play. Popper, Phil Singleton (subs In one of their numerous Gareth Roberts), Terry Linden, attacks, IC managed to Pat Frampton, Bob Dutton. salvage a goal towards the ENGLAND: Joe Corrigan, end of the first half. The Dave Clements, , goal came after IC had forced Brian Greenhoff, , a throw-in on the right; Mike (2), Butch Doyle headed out, but IC ball and pushed it under the produced a much tighter Wilkins (1), Tony Towers (1), Captain, Jim Iley put the ball advancing body of Joe Corrigan. game. With less room to Peter Taylor (I), Joe Royle (3), back in — it was flicked on Asked to modify their game manoeuvre in, England found Gordon Hill (S). by Pat Frampton to Phil slightly in the second naif, themselves being forced back Numbers in brackets refers to Singleton who turned on the IC lifted their play and this and Corrigan had to make a few goals scored. t nun SOUTH KENSINGTON

SPORTS CENTRE Union Temporary !CPGG • 1.° Use of the Centre Accommodation Riverboat Party July 8th The South Kensington Sports Committee has agreed that This year rooms will be the extension of the use of the pool to "friends and neigh• A few tickets left available, for overnight See Pam in the Union Office bours" of the College, which has operated during 1975/76, accommodation of students should continue indefinitely, and that the reduction in looking for flats or digs, in the lst and 2nd years, squash court playing sessions from 45 to 30 minutes, first Southisde Halls. Nightline needs good listeners introduced on 27th October 1975, should be made permanent. From Can anyone who is interested 2." Charges SATURDAY 18th SEPTEMBER To in helping with Nightline next The Committee has agreed that the following charges SATURDAY 24th SEPTEMBER year please come to an intro- should operate with effect from 1st August 1976: The cost will be 50p per night, ducy meeting. 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NUS discount handbook and Vac Job index available for consultation. Also visits and holidays for overseas THE students. We are at the top of the Union Building. RESULTS OF THE FELIX PHOTOGRAPHIC BREHSSTRAHLUNG COMPETITION COLOUR (8 prints) Portrait (5 prints) cfu its lst PL Hunkin lst JP Gilbert BOOK 2nd T Ault Commended D Hope BLACK & WHITE General (16 prints) lst D Hope onoplefce set of, i+O Landscape (13 prints) 2nd RM Smyth lst JP Gilbert Commendc J Laine cartoons from the pages 2nd D Hope P Kruggerj of FELIX Commended J Laine G Haines J The winning entries will be published in the next Ail proceeds to leu Rag issue of FfeLIX mix 3 Belles with balls! Cado Belle in concert at the Red Cow in Hammersmith I'VE SEEN this band perform on no less just about every other outfit playing the than eight occasions during the jast pub circuit to total shame. Then comes three months. I was knocked out the first "Airport Shutdown", a well structured time I heared them, but amazingly they song with Latin overtones. It gives the seem to improve with every gig. Last week first opportunity for singer, Maggie Reilly, at the Red Cow in Hammersmith Road to show off her extensive vocal range. they pulled off one of the best gigs The song has a light air to it, with I've seen in many a long day. Tully switching to flute and McKillop There's no real doubt about it, if using string synthesiser. The intra of good music still counts for anything "Go/ to Love" has only the slightest these days, then Cado Belle will make leaning towards the AWB and the band some impact — things are beginning to are back into their tight, funky groove. happen for the band at last. They've Throughout the set, the band demon• just signed a lucrative contract with strated the maturity of their writing, Anchor Records, with just about every from the ultra-funk of "Next Best Thing" other major record company clammering to "Stone's Throw from Nowhere", for them to put their name on the dotted a ballad that reeks of sheer class. An line. instrumental, "E ill", is the only song The six-piece band hail from Glasgow, that sounds slightly out of context with that seemingly endless cauldron of raw the rest of the set. Played in unison of talent. They feature the sure sax and a frightening pace by Tully and Darby, and flute of Colin Tully the original it perhaps owes more to the music of guitar playing of Alan Darby, the tight- say, the Eleventh House, before coming arse drumming of Davy Roy, the subtle towards the end when it slows down and keyboard work of Stuart McKillop, the Maggie comes in with some fine scat fine singing of Maggie Reilly and the singing, taking it back into the Cado brilliance of bass player Gavin Hodgson. Belle mould. The band end with the By pure definition they could best be rousing "Still Running", the song having described as a funk band, using strong a slight resemblance to Kokomo's end of melodic songs that are as intellegently set number, "/ can understand it", with written as they are tightly performed. the excellent guitarist Darby pulling off They owe very little to the soul orientated an extraordinary extended guitar solo, the style of their fellow countrymen, the song guaranteed to bring any house Average White Band; Cado Belle's music down. being more structurally defined, only the If taken in the right context, this the foundation of the songs being anywhere band is already as good as Kokomo near soul based. were at their best, and if handled by the The opening number is always "Tick right producer, Cado Belle could have a Tock", an instrumental that sets the debut album on their hands to equal pattern for just about everything they AWB's first Atlantic recording. See this do. They play so tightly that they put band now, when its cheap. Ian Morse All that glitters is not gold The G-band in concert at Hastings Pier Pavilion THE LAST Ents concert of this year takes place in the Great Hall next Saturday, 19th June. The G-Band (formerly the Glitter Band — even minus the "litter" they don't seemed to have improved) will be performing. Hopefully a couple of hundred screaming little girls will turn up, otherwise this concert could be a financial disaster. However, Ents Chairman, Andy Higman, says that they have sold more advanced tickets at this stage than for any other concert. At Hastings, most of the audience seemed intent on enjoying themselves whatever happened. The result was 400 drunken boppers leaping about, a minority of whom fainted in front of the stage, screaming, crying, etc. The most disturbing point concerning the concert was that the band ran out of songs after an hour. However, if you're still around next Saturday, get drunk, go along, laugh, scream and sob! Phil Dean

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I APOLOGISIN' fo' de lac' o' de I soon fixin' upp de misprints in it. condition. Mahself, I prefferin' de quiet Presidential collum las' week. Yo' no Pusson'ly I think dere am no need to tell weddin wid de brides father keep in de doubt noticin' de revoltin' stak o' de de nex' bunch o' studes bout de reflectory silencer on de Smith'n' Western throughout Union floor durin' de week. Dis am due prices an' de rents. All yo' gotta do is de ceremony; to de cleaners not turnin' up fo' work on git de armed thugs collectin' de dues. (iii) a statement dat "no-one at- IF has account o' havin' dere heads stuck in De popperlace soon learnin' swift green saliva, or talons, or hairs on de mop buckets an* de high insiddence payment doin' a lot to lessen de chances de palms of de hands". Well yo should of mouf infection due to Presidential o' bein' struck down by mysterious see sum o' dem hangin'roun' de trendy size twelveses. Dis am due to a slight diseases such de butt o' de amazin' bred shop in Bute Street, queue in' up misunnerslandin' whereby de cleanin' Thompson sub-maschine item. fo' de croissaints. Far as I can see, dey staff not bein' able to differentiate the Turnin' mah gaze towards dis all got talons painted green wid de difference 'tween de priceless prose wot pubberlication, wid all dese spouf Max Factor Polyurethan varnish. Also de I bangin' out las' Munday, bank hol'day artikals, no-one knowin' wot to believe. Leichner products fo' de face, no' suited an' all, an' de usual NUF circulars De studes not sure if dey can run down to to scarein' off de evil spirits dan attractin' tryin' to flogg de studes de special line de Nat West manager concernin' de de Guilds trash whose idea o' high o' Korean calculators, never to be grant rise to tell him it turnin' out all fashion am a slopp shirt wid matchin' repeated, cos' o' de heavy penalties fo' right aftah all, or wedder it de dreded Fuller's tie an' beer stains. receivin' an de noo line in cosy nylon hoax. Also wot de hell am de bints No doubt yo' hearin' my mate Chas tents fo' two. Anyway de cleaners writin' de IF collums doin'. Obviously de Clarke in one o' his sober moments, throwin' de artical in de tash kan an' proximity o' de exams causin' dry rot to moanin' 'bout de lac' o' jobs fo' teechers de corporation comin' roun' in record seep thru' de brane cells. De las' three an' graduates. I sayin' we no longer time wid de dus'cart befo' yos truly efforts consistin' of toleratin' de unemployment. Evry one hadt' chancet' rescue it. Any recurrants (i) a long winded addvert fo' a trip to go havin' to git themselves a job, by force o' dis dispickable act an' dey goin' to an' laugh at de Yankee tourists; if necessary. I sick an' tired o' havin't' be cleanin' up de chokey an' not de (ii) some chick wastin' half a page wotch de studes lyin' roun' de Queen's hive o' accerdemic learnin! ramblin' on 'bout de romantic weddin' Tower, twiddlin' de thums an' pickin' de conk, while de economy goin' down de While complainin', I can't unnerstand wid de vintage Rollses, de obnoxious pan, an' a lot o' people not knowin' why yos truly not bein arsked to cobble boize, an' de Vaselin smeered on de where de nex' sabbatical comin' from. together de Alternatin' Propeckerterus. cam'ra lenses to disguise de brides T.PEE Middle East Comment

THE ISRAELI government attracts played a major role in his appointment to a situation that existed for the twenty criticism when it any public post or position of power. years after the 1947 UN partition plan (a) rejects Palestinian Liberation Now, why should this be so? The answer which had" provided for the creation of Organisation (PLO) talk of a "secular, is that there just are no fully secular a separate Arab Palestinian state. It democratic state in Palestine" etc and states in the Middle East. This fact is seems that while the West Barik was (b) is sceptical of a solution to the Arab neither good nor bad; it just is and has under Jordanian rule few people (except Palestinian problem outside the context to be recognised as such. perhaps some Palestinians) believed in of Jordan. In Lebanon we graphically see Arabs the justice of an 'autonomous or I would like to show that this position of all kinds killing other Arabs of all independent Arab Palestinian state. But does merit at least some sympathy, kinds and little or no talk of a "secular, things have changed and more people especially with regard to point (a). democratic state." subscribe to this point of view, and it Consider Lebanon, a good up-to-date For discussion of (b) I would like to can be argued, rightly or wrongly, that a example of an opportunity to implement consider the pre-1967 border between large Palestinian Arab entity on the pre- the principles of a "democratic, secular Israel and Jordan, when the West Bank 1967 territory of Jordon in place of the secular state." Despite the fact that also came under the sovereignty of Jussein regime would be a more viable Lebanon used to be held up as an King Hussein. Then, the majority of and stable state than a small one squeezed example in the Arab world (the only one!) Arab Palestinians in the Middle East between Israel and an East Bank Jordan. where two very large religious groups lived in Jordan, and the majority of could coexist with reasonable freedom, Jordanian citizens were Palestinian. Lebanon's political edifice has stood on Therefore it would not be unreasonable to I have been somewhat brief and fragile foundations for much of the time think of this as a Palestinian state. But chosen only two aspects of a very complex since its complete independence from King Hussein is not a Palestinian, and question. Of course the Israeli government Syria in 1944, and we have no arrived so if his government is not representative is not always right, nevertheless I have at the point where the old balance of of Palestinian wishes, a case can be endeavoured to indicate that its foreign forces has completely broken down, made out that this was an internal policies have been formulated in the not without PLO connivance. Jordanian problem, and that Hussein and context of Middle East politics and on But even before the tragic events of his group perhpas should not be in power. basis of bitter historical lessons, and the last few months it was still a fact If Israel were to return Judaua and therefore never merit wholesale of Lebanese political life that the Samaria (the occupied West Bank) to condemnation. religious background of an individual Jordan, there would in fact be a return to DORI SCHMETTERLING

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PHOENIX is a magazine If you as an IC student or Did you like 2001 and BOB SHAW and BRIAN occasionally found in small a member of a society, have want more? Are Star Trek STABLEFORD will be heaps in the FELIX Office. some material (any type) of re-runs becoming repetitive? lecturing next term and I The incoming Editor is at interest or photographs/ Then join the club. It isn't have more plans in the pipeline! present about and is active in artwork, then please communic• easy. IC Science Fiction I hope to unfold vistas trying to hassle people into ate, before June 20th, with Club does not exist yet, but dwarfing Asimor, Clarke and contributing copy for the next Dave Foxall via the FELIX I'm' working to remedy that. Wells, and stimulating writing issue. Barring fire, flood and Office or Chemistry letter If you have ever been tickled by members of the College, I natural disaster (failing rack so we may meet and by an Asimov or bitten by a know there is plenty of latent exams), Phoenix should be chew over the details in the Silverherg, there is no cure. talent. If you want to know published early in December bar. (where else?) Help me form a club before more, drop me a line or call before we all go home for your withdrawal symptoms by CHARLIE RADLEY, Physics Dave Foxall Christmas. set in. 2, 326 Falmouth Hall, int 3354. PHOENIX Editor-elect Music Transcended with vitality- -rock barrier Essentially Shamal - Gong and eminently pleasing. The most notable SHORT OF THE one small symbol inside track "Bambooji" features Hillage and a live sport the cover, Gong have now left the extensive flutework by concepts of the "Planet Gong" far and sounds like a Himalayan shepherds behind. They have also replaced three» love song. The percussion, as usual, Rory Gallagher: The Story So Far inventive musicians with one violinist, has a large part to play in the album, a change in musical direction that seemed ranging from bells to vibes and gongs. THERE ARE at present two albums on to spell disaster, but which has, instead In general, Gong seem to be tran• release by Polydor featuring complications of destroying them, sent them into yet scending the Jazz-Rock barrier with new from previous albums by Rory Gallagher. unheard of realms of creativity. vitality, the only disappointment being One is originally titled "RORY Although two of the tracks still that Howlett's voice is not as forceful 1 GALLAGHER" in the "SPECIAL" series feature Steve Hill age and Miquette nor distinctive as 's or and one called "THE STORY SO FAR". Giraudy, the change in style is obvious 's. Having listened to the latter I decided D APPLETON that his style of music is loud and exciting (as opposed to the tedium of Sabbath's excessive volume). The sleeve notes claim that he has Theatre established himself as one of the world's top blues artists, this I do not doubt if the tracks on this album are representative of his general quality. The album conveys the atmosphere of a live concert into my small room, no Theatre round-up little feat considering my system, and since blues is essentially a live sport, This album succeeds where others have OF THE TWENTY odd plays that I have Queen's although Alan Bates has left failed. seen in the past eight months in London, the part created for him by Simon Gray. If fifteen are still running and can be seen you know what it is like to be unable whilst you are recovering from your exams to play a new LP as a succession of during the next fortnight. Convalescence friends drop round for coffee you might Flappers Unite! from examinitis is, of course, not enjoy this. compulsory for the enjoyment of live When it comes to Mike Stott's Funny BUDGIE'S latest assault on the central theatre, and I will certainly continue to Peculiar at the Garrick, I am lost for nervous system has the amazing title of report on the theatre in any editions of words. Clever though the play is, I found "If I were Briltania I'd waive the Rules," FELIX published through the summer. it unnecessarily crude though most of the A precisely produced album designed to Firstly there is the National Theatre audience seemed to be having the inflict brain damage on all within fifty on the South Bank. If you can bare to funniest time of their lives. Joan yards of the speakers. This effect, of queue early in the morning the box office Plowright is still in the latest Ben course, is only obtained with the volume opens at 8.30am to sell seats at £1 or Travers farce at the Lyric. Perhaps Mr on full, but who would dream of playing 50p for that day's performances. The Stoot could learn a few things from Mr Budgie quietly??? Burke Shelley's plays in the current repertoire are a pretty Travers (90 years old and still going vocals have now lost their "plant-like" mixed bunch. Hamlet is fairly tedious - strong). In The Bed Before Yesterday, qualities, and the incessant beat no Albert Finney is twenty years too old and Miss Plowright plays the widow still longer sounds like a Sabbath reject — the production is far too long. The recovering from the shock of her wedding they are now starring in their own right. Playboy of the Western World is great night so many years before. As always they have the Budgie fun — full of enthusiasm and a great There are certain types of.plays that subtle bit, two tracks: one called "Heaven pleasure to watch. Plunder is another have little appeal to me. I think it will Knows Our Name" and one called joy to see. Dinsdale Landen plays the have become obvious to you during the "Black Velvet Stallion". Both are delightful silly ass part with perfect past year which those are and I leave it excellent pieces showing more imagin• timing. Watch It Come Down is the new to you to find them out. I suspect that ation than the other tracks. Budgie are Osborne play, if you like to see married O'Neill's The Iceman Cometh would have definitely progressing and show even couples tearing each other to bits then come into this category. It wasn't greater promise for the future...Love to this is the play for you (alternatively you reviewed on. this page because illness all the little fishes! could try sitting in front of a television). in the cast prevented its opening. At the Albery, the National's GNOME • THOMAS STEVENSON production of Peter Shaffer's Equus is a must. Colin Blakely gives a compelling performance as the child psychiatrist trying to come to terms with his marriage FELIX whilst treating a juvenile deliquent who WANTED Published by the Editor on has committed a particularly unpleasant behalf of I.C.Union Publication Board, printed Off-set Litho crime. This is a very well constructed on the premises. play and is well worth a visit. Another Felix Office,PrinceConsort Rd, very theatrical play is Athol Fugard's London SW7 2BB- Dimetos at the Comedy. The pleasure of Tel. 01 589 5111 ext 1048,1042 hearing Paul Scofield speaking such FELIX ©FELIX, 1976 poetic lines is immense. Those of you whose interests lie in the field of levers and pulleys might be pleasantly surprised EDITOR: Paul Ekpenyong by Mr Scofield's exposition on the STAFF!! subject. Many thanks to Gill McConway, Ian Morse, Phil Dean, Duncan (Tom Stoppard's Dirty Linen (which Suss, Dave Knights, Dave opens at the Arts Theatre Club on June Anyone interested in working for Hopkins, Terry Westoby, Dave 16th) is a glorious romp around a FELIX next year in any capacity Foxall, John McCloskey and Clive Dewey. committee room of the House of Commons should contact Clive Dewey at the — compulsory viewing fa all stoppard FELIX Office. fans. Otherwise Engaged is still at the 7 Cricket Prison officers beaten

LAST SATURDAY IC 1st XI the temptation to bowl himself. convincingly beat the Warders Brixton were bowled out in of HM's Porridge at Brixton by eighteen overs for only 38 runs 196 runs in the greatest the highlight of which was the escapade since Ronald Biggs running out of the deputy went South. Rob Young again Governor by his 14 year old Orienteering narrowly missed his 50 and son. It was a pleasant if not Richard Pashley his 39 during particularly taxing afternoons IC's innings in which 234 runs cricket. were scored. Team:- T Ghosh, R Young, J Womble bashing When it came IC's time to Thornback, C York, R Pashley, field the captain had a hard N Kulakilaka, K Shire, Z time resisting plea's from his Golding, J Gowlett, P Allen, players, most of whom wished LAST SUNDAY' ICOC went leg was hotly contested by M Throbb, Scorers:- L Throbb to bowl. Nobly, he also resisted Womble bashing on Wimbledon Leakey and Keselzer up to the and N Thornback. Common. To avoid identification last three controls where and any retaliation we ran Keselzer fizzled out to finish under assumed names ... a 15 minutes down. Braunschultz rather diverse collection of had a clean fast run to close Poor batting fails 2nd XI runners formed the "Empirical the gap on Wonder and the Overshooters"; ICOCKA Leakey Overshooters to one minute. AN EXAM weakened 2nd XI The medics found themselves (Aian Leakey), Webbs Wonder We were in for a fast close were soon in trouble against facing several nasty rising (Steve Webb) and T'Lad finish we thought until Lad the Charing-X medics last deliveries during their innings. (Mike Welford) and straight and Doormouse decided to Saturday. On a pitch of variable Two early wickets by Jeffs from the heart of Youngs land reduce the pace to that more bounce and with a couple of had the medics reel ling and IC came the Wandsworth Rams" suited to a hot Sunday dubious Ibw decisions in the kept up the pressure for the comprising of Al Keselzer afternoon. first three fast-falling wickets, rest of the game. (Ian Isherwood) R Braunschultz The final positions were: a 2nd XI collapse seemed Five wickets, two from (Rob Allinson) and A Doormouse Emperlal Overshooters 6th imminent. Cowan and three from Pember- (Pete Johnson). The course Leakey 50.20, Wonder 67.32, However, strong batting ton, brought IC within sight of was 6.4k long and the controls Lad 90.15 from Jeffs(18) enabled IC to victory. But despite heavy very well hidden - resulting in Wandsworth Rams 8th avoid ignominious defeat. pressure the last wicket many oaths and resolutions to Uesful contributions from remained intact. So IC 2nd's give up Orienteering. The first A Keselzer 65.15, Brannschultz 54.20, Doormouse 93.30. Sheth and Hutson gave IC a once again fell victim to their mediocre total of 74. own paltry batting. Carlsberg- Cross Country Not rem Sunday Pot hunt Merton A COMBINATION of hard Not far behind was Steve THE IC opening pair of' Tom training and a fast flat course (Backache) Webb in 31st Ghosh and Rob Young roared helped the whole IC cross• position in a time of 19.39. off with a fine stand of 110 Telegraph country team break the six Fast improving captain- before Ghosh was caught for minute miling barrier in the elect Pete Johnson was narrowly 69. His partner went on to make Fleet 4 mile road race last beaten by yesterday's star 43 before he was dismissed Student Saturday, and two of the Paul (Grannie) Clarke. Both and the remaining batsmen team broke the five minute however recorded respectable were then set the task of miling barrier. times, being 22.30 and 22.27 scoring some quick runs. In respectively. Last man home doing this many wickets were Travel This race was chosen for for IC, but still well within given away and the last IC its lack of class and distinct the magic six minute miling batsman was dismissed soon medal prospects, but hopes barrier was Andy Davey, 88th after tea with the total at 141. were gradually shattered as At this point a draw seemed Awards in 23.26. likely and this was indeed more and more experienced Having by now worked up club road runners turned up, the final result. Three wickets Carlsberg, in conjunction a mighty thirst we adjourned to from Dave Bramely, two from all obviously attracted by the a nearby inn mentioned in the with the Sunday Telegraph, possibility of a pot hunt. newcomer Richard Pashley are offering awards of up to Good Book and sampled the and a run out ensured that £100 to students for delights of Gales HSB. Merton were made to fight but The IC team was lead home enterprising and worthwhile Forthcoming events on the at the close they were 113 as usual,by Rob (Braunschultz) travel projects that need Cross country Clubs summer for 6. A draw. Allinson, still recovering from financial support. Students calender are the Hanwell '5' traumatic experiences in the Team:- T Ghosh, R Young, A who receive a Carlsberg- on 19th June and the Horsham Faversham 17km race on Whit Pashey, N Kulakilaka, J Sunday Telegraph Award '10' (10miles plus 10 pints of Monday. His time of 19.08 put Grosberg, K de Silva, A Sheth, must write a follow-up King and Barnes?) on 17th him into 23rd position, just J Gowlett, P Allen, D Bramely, 1,500 word essay on their July. Anyone interested in behind the main bunch. In M. Throbb. project and there will be a running, or just socialising last years race this time would further prize of £250 for sign up on the Cross country have seen him in 6th position! any published in the Club notice board. Sunday Telegraph. Cambridge The closing date for entries is June 30th next. Students should send Annual Reviews fall to Ghosh details of their travel IN A LOW scoring match last projects to' Annual reviews of clubs and Copy should be submitted to weekend the Sunday XI beat The Carl sberg-Sunday societies (especially sports the FELIX Office as soon as Churchill College, Cambridge. Telegraph Student Travel club) are Invited for publication possible and the length of the IC were bowled out for 120, Awards in FELIX. articles should be limited to no one batsman making any 10 Doughty Street 500 words. significant innings. Churchill London WC1N 2PL were then dismissed for 87 with Ghosh taking 4 for 26. MUX •7 F Only:.Graduat e Le 4 degre Unemployment

SEEING THAT we haven't (as yet) been given any mock exams, With the employment prospects of graduates deteriorating, the Union has been asked to compile a paper to make sure that especially in the case of teachers, the NUS is asking each of no-one has the remotest chance of passing. The questions are its constituent organisation members to conduct a survey easy. It's the answers which are difficult. Answers must be amongst its own prospective graduates. IC Union has there• written on one side of a used postage stamp only. All answers fore put out the form below and asks all prospective graduates must be written in shorthand; to complete and return the questionnaires to IC Union Office 1. If you met Julia Ross at a Mines , would you say: as soon as possible. a) "Ah, be be, passez—moi les pommes de terre" b) "What's a nice girl like you doing in a crummy place like this?" Course: c) "What's a crummy girl like you doing in a nice place like this?" d) "Come up and see my testtubes." Year: 2. What is la Marseillaise a) Julia Ross Postgraduate / Undergraduate: b) a Kind of French loaf c) Snoopy in disguise d) a hamster Please give estimate of number of jobs 3. Who is as loud as concorde and twice as fast? you have applied for: a) Julia Ross b) How many interviews: c) Snoopy 4. Who is Julia Ross? a) Elton John How many rejections have you received: b) Pre'sidente of la Re'publique c) A k ind of F tench loaf Have you got a job for 1976/77? YES / NO 5. Give the English translation of "Ah, be be, passez-moi (Please delete that which is not applicable) les pommes de terre." a) Happy birthday If 'yes', do you regard this employment as b) Everyone's a fluffy one temporary: YES / NO c) Snoopy rules ok d) Quantus est conis in fenestra 6. Who said "Ah, bebe, passez-moi les pommes de terre?" If 'no' do you see any reasonable hope of a) Julia Ross obtaining employment by September this year: YES / NO b) Jean-Paul Sartre c) Snoopy Thank you for your co-operation. The results of this survey d) Asterix will be used as evidence to the Minister of Education when 7. Is "un mineur" someone less than 18 years old or someone the Executive of the NUS meet him to discuss the problems not belonging to RCS or Guilds? of graduate unemployment. a) Yes b) Yes 8. WhenNapolean was exiled did he say "Oh bloody 'ell ba". Please return to the Union Office. IFU EXAMINING BOARD

Phil Neal of Liverpool in action against IC on Wednesday

The England players arriving at the playing fields.