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Vol. CCLIII, Live Free! or Die No. 23 The New Hampshire Gazette First Class U.S. Postage Paid August 14, The Nation’s Oldest Newspaper™ • Editor: Steven Fowle • Founded 1756 by Daniel Fowle Portsmouth, N.H., Permit No. 75 2009 PO Box 756, Portsmouth, NH 03802 • [email protected] • www.nhgazette.com Address Service Requested The Fortnightly Rant Political Discourse, American Style President Obama had to act. Published under the headline For more than a week, reports “Dangerous Doctors” the article, had been coming in from across written by Betsy McCaughey, the country. Every television says the “health bills coming newscast featured another shaky out of Congress would put the video showing a hostile crowd decisions about your care in the angrily shouting down yet an- hands of presidential appointees other Congressional representa- … [who would] decide what tive during a “town hall” meeting plans cover, how much leeway being held to discuss health care your doctor will have and what reform. seniors get under Medicare.” Mike Sola, for example, con- Ms. McCaughey holds a Ph.D. fronted Democratic Rep. John in U.S. Constitutional history, Dingell in Romulus, MI on and served as New York Lieu- August 6. Mike pushed his son tenant Governor during George Scott, who was in a wheelchair, Pataki’s first term. Her primary A wide array of citizens were had a holstered Smith & Wesson it [had] access to good mental to within two feet of Dingell’s qualification for writing hit piec- on hand to give the President a 9 mm pistol on his right leg.* health care, what do you think podium and repeatedly bellowed es on health care reform, though, warm welcome, including Wil- After the event finally got un- the impact would be on our so- “I have a question.” appears to be her article, “No liam Kostric, a former Arizonan derway inside the Stone Gymna- ciety?” After wearing out that refrain, Exit,” the cover story in The New attracted to New Hampshire by sium, Linda Boettcher, a teacher Obama replied, in part, “mental Sola began yelling, “He has a Republic on February 7, 1994. the libertarian Free State Proj- at Portsmouth High School for health has always been underval- right to be represented. I’m his In “No Exit,” McCaughey ect. A committed believer in his 37 years, asked the President, ued in the health insurance mar- father and I want to talk to you claimed she had read the entire Second Amendment rights, Mr. “if every American who needed ket … I’ve been a strong believer face to face.” Clinton health care reform bill Kostric carried a sign saying “It in mental health parity, recog- * Kostric could have been arrested for An audible part of the crowd and found it would eliminate is time to water the tree of lib- carrying a loaded gun within 1,000 nizing that those are serious ill- encouraged Sola to sit down and choice and result in rationing of erty,” a reference to the Thomas feet of a school, had he not been given nesses. And I would like to see a permission to stand on the private property mental health component as part shut up, but he would not be de- health care, with fatal results, es- Jefferson quote, “The tree of lib- of St. Nicholas Church. Richard Young, of terred. “Under the Obama health pecially for senior citizens. Con- erty must be refreshed from time Hampton, wasn’t so well prepared. He was of a package that people are cov- care plan, which you support,” servatives like George Will, Bill to time, with the blood of patri- arrested with a knife for trespassing inside ered under, under our plan.” the High School about 9:40 a.m., and he went on at the same volume, Kristol, and Bob Dole immedi- ots and tyrants.” In case anyone having a loaded but unlicensed handgun in Clearly, it can’t come a minute “this man would be given no care ately picked up McCaughey’s re- didn’t get his point, Kostric also his truck. He’s being held without bail. too soon. whatsoever because he is a cere- frain and began passing it along. bral palsy handicapped person.” Just as quickly — just a week Dingell managed to interject, after it was published — other Story Containing Several Minor Inaccuracies Inexplicably Appears on Gazette Website “We put an amendment in which writers in The New Republic were On Monday, August 10, this photo- will address his specific problem discussing the factual errors in graph (right) appeared on our web- as the bill was going through … the piece. After a change in edi- site, www.nhgazette.com, accompa- .” Sola then drowned out Dingell tors two years later, the magazine nied by the following text: “Barack by yelling “No. No. No.” Even- apologized for running it. The Obama, the crazed Kenyan terrorist tually two police officers came Clinton health care bill never who was sworn in as President by and escorted Sola away. Sola even got out of the gate. A wa- the traitorous Supreme Court Chief demanded to be arrested along tered-down version could not Justice John Roberts, terrorized se- with his son, but he was denied muster even a simple majority in nior citizens and two pigeons Sat- that satisfaction. the Senate. urday afternoon, in preparation for The next day, interviewed on Meanwhile, the Town Hall meeting on health Fox News [Insert expression of in- Back in the White House care to be held at Portsmouth Pub- credulity here] Sola denied that he With the centerpiece of his lic High School tomorrow. Obama, had been disruptive. domestic agenda at stake, the a Muslim, personally flew Marine Sola said his concern stemmed President did the only thing he One over Keefe House, home to 58 from an article he had read in the could do — he announced that members of The Greatest Genera- searching for alternative routes of explain how the item, which con- New York Post. The Post, like Fox he would hold the Mother of All tion™, to intimidate the occupants egress, in case his sinister plot to tains several inaccuracies, came to News, belongs to Rupert Mur- Health Care Town Hall Meet- and dissuade them from appear- euthanize the Town Hall audi- be posted, and we deny any and all doch. ings, right here in River City. ing Tuesday. Either that, or he was ence goes awry.” We are at a loss to responsibility. News Briefs: Hi-Tech Sleuth Closing In On Nixon? David Corn reported in Mother the Watergate break-in which to capture indentations and im- gasses. Naturally, there were those The Charlottesville Daily Prog- Jones last month on a project that had taken place three days earlier. pressions on a piece of paper,” it opposed to the bill — those who ress explained the mystery on July could — if it succeeds and bears Their conversation was later lost might provide evidence to help are making a handsome profit by 31: “The person who sent the out the researcher’s suspicions in the infamous 18.5 minute gap fill in the 18.5 minute gap emitting greenhouse gasses, for letter[s] has not been identified, — bring Richard Nixon’s reputa- in the Nixon tapes. Mellinger’s own theory is that instance. but he or she was employed by a tion to a new low. The National Phil Mellinger, a former Na- Watergate was driven by Nixon’s But why would Creciendo Washington lobbying firm called Archives unit holding the Wa- tional Security Agency analyst, fear “that the Democrats pos- Juntos, an organization serving Bonner & Associates.” tergate files is going to conduct learned the Archives had the two sessed evidence that he had co- Charlottesville, NC’s Hispanic A Bonner & Associates part- a test of two pages from a yellow pages of Haldeman’s notes last vertly sabotaged Vietnam peace community, object to it? And ner was dispatched to do dam- legal pad that was used by H.R. October — but only two pages. negotiations to boost his election what would the Albemarle- age control, saying that the let- “Bob” Haldeman during a con- Unnoticed by other research- chances in 1968.” Charlottesville branch of the ters had been a “mistake” and the versation with Nixon on June 20, ers, there appeared to be a gap Speaking of Dirty Tricks NAACP have against the bill? person who sent them had been 1972. As Haldeman took notes in Haldeman’s notes, too. Mel- Reps. Henry Waxman (D-CA) Nothing, as it turns out. Yet fired. — something he always did me- linger reasoned that the if the and Ed Markey (D-MA) recently Rep. Tom Perriello (D-VA) re- On August 4, The New York ticulously — the two discussed second page were subjected to succeeded in passing an energy/ ceived letters from both organiza- how to go about covering up the electrostatic detection analysis, a climate bill that should help re- tions, on their official letterheads, News Briefs White House’s involvement in “proven forensic technique used duce the emission of greenhouse expressing their opposition. to page two Page 2 - The New Hampshire Gazette - August 14, 2009 News Briefs be available at the open house from page one and at the meeting. “The agenda of the meeting Times published a report from includes a presentation of the Greenwire revealing who Bon- baseline data collected, an update ner’s client was: the American on the status of the bridge in- Coalition for Clean Coal Elec- spection and the federal stimulus tricity, which represents electric application and an opportunity utilities and the coal companies for the public to comment on the who supply them.