THE SOU'WESTER Student Weekly Publication of Southwestern at Memphis

18TH YEAR SOUTHWESTERN, MEMPHIS, FRIDAY, MARCH 12, 1937 Number 20 STUDES ANTICIPATE THE DATE GREEK PARTIES IN THEIR CARNIVAL SUGGESTIONS LEE BENNETT TOEngland and Butler; FILL CALENDAR Now that March days are windying of what the theme intended. Of PLAY FOR FINAL Barnard and Cannon; up, it's time for alert Southwestern course, everybody has been speculat- gigolos and gigolettes to begin plan- ing on what this year's theme will FOR SEMESTER ning for the April Fool Carnival. It be, and everyone has his (her or it's) PAN-HELLENIC Fourth, Seventh Pairs will be held this year on the third of preference. April in the gymnasium. The Carni- Billy Leathermal, that "daringly Casino Only Two Dates Are Now val has always been a high-light even different" chemist, thinks it would be To Be Scene Of Event Four More Members of April Fool Royalty Announced Available in the busiest and most entertaining fun to have the Carnival "Hot-cha-ed" Tuesday, March 23 season. or in "swingtime." (He must have This Week; Plans For Entertainment Are The success of the Carnival depends been thinking of Carter and Hender- LIMIT ATTENDANCE Developing Rapidly PAN SET MARCH 23 largely upon the possibilities present- son at the Claridge last Friday night). ed by the theme chosen for it to be Ward Archered his eyebrows when Margaret England and Woody Butler, Stag Affair Considered As Rose Lynn Barnard and Carnival, "S" Club Dance to built upon. Last year it was titled asked for a statement, and didn't Dunlap Cannon are the two April Fool Carnival Court couples an- Be April 3 'Come As You Feel" and the prize come through with anything bright Possible By Council nounced this week. One couple will be announced next week and was awarded for the costume that enough to print until the S. A. E. Lee Bennett and his orchestra will * he King and Queen with their Lord The social calendar for the second represented a stick of candy. The dance, then he suggested, with a straightforwardness that surprised furnish the music for the final Men's and Lady-in-waiting will be announc- semester is being rapidly filled with preceding year's theme was the "Un- Panhellenic which is to be held in the ed in the April 2nd edition of the sorority and fraternity dances and in- derworld" and the place was enliv- us, that the title be termed "The Casino ballroom on the evening of HONORED Sou'wester. his reason-so that the FARLEY by little red devils, etc. Things Lower Level"; formal parties. There are only two ened (Continued on Page 2) March 23, decided the Men's Panhel- Margaret England is a junior trans- open dates left, tomorrow night and that best interpreted the conception lenic Council at a meeting Tuesday fer from Gulf Park and a member of Saturday, May 29, which is the week- afternoon. BY FRATERNITY the Chi Omega sorority. During her end before final examinations. The rules which were adopted for brief stay on the campus Margaret SOMEBODY IS NUTS! Next week the Pi Kappa Alpha fra- the last dance will be in effect at this has become very popular and was Dr. Cooper's head is still turning DEBATERS MEET ATO's Select Him As Can- ternity is entertaining with a formal affair. These rules stated that only elected the most attractive Southwest- and he is still under the impres- dance Saturday night at the Univer- Southwestern students and alumnae didate to Clarke Award ern co-ed in a recent student poll. sity Club from 8:30 until 12. sion that someone is a trifle touched (teched to those that fol- FOUR OPPONENTS John Farley, son of Mr. and Mrs. Rose Lynn Barnard is also a junior The second and last Men's Panhel- and low the adventures of Barney The assessment for the Pan- John W. Farley of 1624 Vinton, has a member of the Chi Omega sor- lenic dance of the year will be given ority Google). It appears that some hellenic is due Tuesday, March 16, been selected by the members of the in which organization she holds on Tuesday, March 23, at the Casino. Lynx Defeat Southern in worthy gentleman entered the and must be in the hands of Al- Alpha Tau Omega fraternity as their the office of treasurer. She is feature This is the night before Spring holi- professor's domain and inquired First Encounter fred Page, treasurer candidate for the Thomas Arkle editor of the Sou'wester, a member of days begin. of the coun- for a Mr. Hall. Upon being told cil, before noon of that day. Clarke Award, an honor conferred an- S.T.A.B. inter-sorority group, and is The week-end of Saturday, April 3, by the Dean of Men and profes- The Southwestern debating team nually by the fraternity. As candi- one of the five co-eds chosen by is the date of the muchly anticipated sor of history that no such person- has competed with four universities in date from this chapter, John will be popular vote to represent Southwest- April Fool Carnival, could attend, and that each fraternity followed by the age was known to him, he was in- a series of five debates this past in competition with nominees from ern in the beauty section of this annual "S" Club dance, man would be given only one double which every- formed that he surely must be week. the six chapters in Province VIII. year's annual. one will be expected to attend in cos- bid to the dance. All others desiring mistaken because someone had Birmingham-Southern, last Monday Each chapter will have one repre- Woody Butler, a senior and vice- tume. bids may secure them from the coun- called him up, told him to repair morning, was the first team on sched- sentative. The candidates will be president of the student body, is a The first of the sorority spring for- cil by paying the $1.75 assessment to Southwestern and look up Mr. ule and resulted in a victory for the judged by a committee of alumni on member of Sigma Alpha Epsilon so- mals will be held when Kappa Delta which is being made for this dance. Robb Hall. Lynx. Emory University, at Atlanta, a basis of scholarship, leadership and cial fraternity and president of Omi- entertains Saturday, April 10. The council considered with dis- Georgia, Tuesday morning; Universi- manly character and the province cron Delta Kappa national honorary Tri-Delta has reserved April 17th favor the attitude adopted by the ma- ty of Chattanooga, Wednesday night; winner will be presented with a gold organization. Woody is an outstand- for their dance at Hotel Peabody, and jority of the women on the campus Sewanee last night; and tomorrow key in recognition of his accomplish- ing star on the tennis team and was the A. T. O.'s will give their annual concerning the attempt to secure their night, Union University will conclude ments. recently elected the best all-round dance the week-end of April 24th. HYMAN SPEAKS aid in financing the bringing of a the series. All the province winners from A. T. student at Southwestern. On May 1st, Zeta Tau Alpha will famous band here for this dance. O.'s 20 administrative districts em- Dunlap Cannon is a senior member give their Spring Formal and the fol- The question debated was: "Re- They are seriously considering giving bracing chapters in 92 colleges and of the Alpha Tau Omega fraternity, lowing week the S. A. E. fraternity TO CHI BETA PHI solved, that Congress should be em- this last event in the form of a stag universities in 41 states later will com- powered to fix minimum wages and a member of the Men's Panhellenic will entertain with a dance. The A. smoker with entertainment furnished pete on the same basis. The national maximum hours in industry." The Council, and a ranking player on the O. Pi Rose Ball is being planned for Dr. Baine and Pilkington Are by Lee Bennett and his band. winner will receive an all expense trip affirmative debaters are Norman Sha- Southwestern tennis team. He is April 15 with the place to be an- Mr. Bennett's band which was or- to the fraternity national congress at New Members piro and Herbert Bingham. The neg- president of the Publications Board nounced later. ganized less than a year ago is rapid- Brezzy Point, Minn., June 28-July 1. ative are Steve Frazier and John and a member of ODK, having also The A. T. O. fraternity is planning Last night at their regular ly increasing in popularity and is a The Thomas Arkle Clarke Award is meeting, Farley. Prof. C. P. Lee accompanied won the award presented each year an informal out-door party on May coming organization. Lee made quite presented in memory of the late Chi Beta Phi had as guest speaker, the team on its trip. by that organization to the sopho- 22nd which will be the last social Dr. W. D. Hyman, Dean of the Uni- a name for himself as the featured Thomas Arkle Clarke, pioneer dean The group will leave Jackson, Tenn., more nearest approaching its ideals. event before examinations. versity of Tennessee Medical School. vocalist with Jan Garber's orchestra. of men at the University of Illinois Sunday morning and will arrive here The plans for the entertainment, In celebration of the end of exams Dr. Hyman gave a very interesting He features the singing of Judy Ran- and former National President and about two o'clock that afternoon. under the direction of Ralph Brown Kappa Sigma will entertain Friday talk on the recent advances in Medi- dall whom Southwesternites may re- Educational Adviser of Alpha Tau and Gene Grissom, are developing night, June 4th, with a formal dance. cal Science, discussing among other member as the vocalist with Henry Omega. rapidly and all signs point toward To close the school year of 1936-37 things the Carrel-Lindbergh artificial DISTRICT OFFICER Busse during his engagement on the John Farley is president of the stu- one of the largest and best carnivals Chi Omega will entertain with their heart and the recent progress of can- Hotel Claridge roof. dent body at Southwestern, member VISITS TRI-DELTA ever presented to Southwestern stu- annual Spring Formal on Saturday, cer research. His talk was followed of Omicron Delta Kappa, president of dents. June 5. by an open forum which brought out Mrs. Jack Williamson of St. Louis, Alpha Theta Phi, member of the Elec- Further announcements concerning many interesting facts of a scientific the District adviser of Delta Delta TUTHILL TO HAVE tion Commission, member of the Stu- The Student Council has placed the the time and places for these events nature. Delta sorority, arrived Tuesday eve- PART IN CONCERT dent Council, and former president of deciding of the motif of the Carnival will be made later n '"The Sou'wes- Prior to Dr. Hyman's talk, Dr. ning to inspect the Delta Psi chapter A.T.O. He is a graduate of Central in the hands of a committee and the ter." Baine and Jack Pllkington were in- of Tri-Delta. She was entertained On Tuesday evennig, March 16, the High School where he was an honor theme will be announced next week ducted as members. Plans for Chi Wednesday with a luncheon at For- Memphis College of Music, at 1216 student. so that all may begin securing cos- Beta Phi's annual picnic and a biology tune's and that night with a supper Union Avenue, will be the scene of tumes for the affair. exhibit similar to Chi Beta Phi's other at the lodge. the Faculty Concert. All the stu- K. A.'s WIN AGAIN PI KA ENTERTAINS productions were discussed. An award A luncheon in her honor was held dents, faculty, and staff of South- Kn Si..i.ma defeated the A. T for the outstanding freshman science Thursday at the Peabody after which western are cordially invited to at- O.'stir in the igmsfinal of theinmeA.i intramural's CHI OMEGA ELECTS student each year was also decided the business of the sorority was con- tend. There will be no admission tug of war contest held Wednesday '37-'38 OFFICERS NAT'L OFFICERS upon. cluded. charge. afternoon. Kappa Beta chapter of Chi Omega Honor Only Living Founder sorority held its election of officers At Banquet for the school year 1937-38 Monday, SCRIBE CHUCKLES OVER CAMPUS FOIBLES March 8, at the regular meeting at the The officers selected will be At a Founder's Day banquet ,last lodge. By MURRAH GATTIS by going through progressive stages been recorded once in history-when soap-box and we can see if what his on April 5. Jane Leavell was week, Theta Chapter of Pi Kappa installed of katabolism, metabolism, and ana- June and December came along to- buddies say is sheer buncombe or not. Alpha and the Memphis Alumni Almost two years ago the Elections chosen president; Helen Young, vice- bolism. Also, for something to grow gether. Man is seemingly a crooked Surely we are not such a spineless president; Margaret Jones, secretary; Chapter were honored by the presence Commission was organized for the it must first be born with the impor- politician, but he is never more crook- group of me-toos that we would vote Rose Lynn Barnard, treasurer; Ann of Dr. Freeupan H. Hart, national purpose of ridding campus politics of tant element of life in it-which the ed than when he tries to disguise his a donkey into office, knowing that Maury, pledge chairman; Fredrika vice-president and historian, and Mr. combines between sororities and fra- E. C. seemingly was not. being so. Is not the Democratic party we will have to hear him bray the Hughes, Walter Coxe of New Orleans, national Moore, herald; Mary Louise ternities. Perhaps it has succeeded Now do not think that I am quick a combine? following year. Let the candidates chapter correspondent; and Irene Bat- treasurer. Dr. Hart delivered the to disparage the Commission because Secondly, it seems funny that we become frank and open go-getters, tle, house president. principal address of the evening on to some extent. However, I am posi- it is new and untried. The ludicrous democratic students are putting up even if they are chatauqua orators "Fraternity Ideals" to a gathering of tive that it has caused the formation Committee chairmen appointed are: thing is the fact that it has been with a "despotic" commission, appar- and porch-climbers. Then the voter about seventy-five. an all-sorority-frat combine that Vocations, Betty Wells; Education, of tried and it has flunked amid pathetic ently delighted in the exacting de- can make his selection in full knowl- The honored guest at the banquet, Harriet Pond; Social and Civic Serv- wants to do only one thing--chunk out despair. I do not blame any mem- mands of a lawless "despot." Our edge of all the facts, as he chooses which was held at the Hotel Claridge, ice, Ann Ragsdale; Personnel, Effie the Elections Commission unless it bers of the group; they have been natural walk seems to be the goose- between two women or between two was Mr. Lew Price, only living found- Ola Anthony. it has not governed by laws of their constitu- step!! Is this Ku-KLUX-Klan going brands of cigarettes. We must get er of Theta Chapter, and former vice- proves its worth, which tion; they have revised the laws, hop- to "Hitlerize" us, a group of students used to the go-getter-think of the president of the Bank of Commerce. done. Its work has become chiefly ing to bring the poor "orphan" to a who are suposedly descendants of men politicians after we leave college. He 'gave a vivid picture of the old fra- guesswork, charlatanistic empericism, KA'S TO ENTERTAIN state of puberty. Our erstwhile class- imbued with democratic ideals? I I do not intimate any detraction ternity life at Clarksville. and poppy-cock. mates willed to us a government with- wonder. from any present holder of an execu- SATURDAY NIGHT Jimmie Joy, a Pi K. A. from the The PaPa (accent on the second out laws, like a tire without air, and You have the issue, but now, you tive position on the campus when I University of Texas, dedicated many syllable) of this quasi-Supreme Court Page and Co. are bearing the brunt say, give us a solution. I have none, quote someone who says that "we The Kappa Alpha fraternity will numbers to the banquet gathering and thought that his perfect child had of many vile epithets because of the but I do say this. If (I say "if" for choose our rulers as we buy bootleg entertain Saturday night with a skat- gave a fine rendition of "The Dream leaped from his head, full-armed, "iniquities of our fathers." The pres- I trust the strenuous efforts of Page whiskey, never knowing precisely ing party followed by a dance at the Girl of Pi K. A.," which the Esquires without reproach, like Minerva from ent members of the E. C. must be and Co.) the newly-adopted constitu- what we are getting, only certain that lodge. Members and dates will meet sang. Jupiter's cranium. Perhaps, the fa- given all the credit possible for their tion is a failure in its purposed aims, it is not what it is supposed to be. promptly at eight o'clock at East End Plans for Theta Chapter's dance to ther thought his offspring the perfect valiant and patriotic efforts to nur- then abolish the whole thing. What! The ought-to-be Scotch may turn out Skating Rink, for a two-hour whirl be held at the University Club on specimen of an H. G. Well's glottin' ture this stillborn monster. I admire, Abolish an" institution! Yes, If it is to be wood alcohol or maybe gaso- on the ball-bearings. At ten o'clock, March 20, have also been completed. machine-you put in a nickel and out I repeat, their sincere but futile ef- incapable of achieving its purpose. line; in either case it is not Scotch the party will head for the lodge on comes your perfect "child," the an- forts. Well, and then what? Here is the How much better if it were plainly the campus, for another two-hour PI HONORS CARRICK swer to all your troubles. The first In the first place, as long as you only alternative scheme of intellibility. labelled, for alcohol and gasoline have round, this time to music and minus Mary Carrick was brought out last of these delusions is a Roman myth; have subtle but definitely obvious pol- Let your candidate prove whether he their uses-higher uses, indeed, than the wheels. Refreshments will in- Tuesday, March 9, by Pi inter-sorority. the second is a distorted Flash Gor- Iticians who indulge in those "this-is- is worthy of being considered as an Scotch." clude hot fruit punch, sandwiches, She is a frehette from Lexington, don dream. Life is not such a simple no-combine-but-we-are - running - so- executive If he wants to be president This situation, my fellow students. and cakes. Arrangements are under Kentucky, and is a pledge of the Al- process. No, biologists say -that a and-so" conversations, you will not of the student body, let his friends is not a thing to chuckle over, but-- the direction of Hotchkiss Young, pha Omierem Pi sorority. living thing can only reach maturity have fair politics, a case of which has campaign for him; then give him a - n" guessed It-to roar over! Fred Dickson, and Walter Finne. - 6".- '_-: a:s.,

Peope2 THE SOU'WETER Friday, Marc 12, 1937 THE SOU'WBSTER FrIday, March 12, lflT STUDES ANTICIPATE H. S. INITIATES IK. D.'S ENTERTAIN THE SOU'WESTER Phi chapter of Kappa Sigma frater- 'I ESTABLISHED 1919 Sidelights CARNIVAL DATE nity announces the initiation of NATIONAL OFFICER George Jackson on Monday, March & (Continued from Page 1) Miss Josephine King of Lakeland, Impossibilities: Craig Creshaw He is a freshman from Memphis and majority of his brothers would feel at Florida, national inspector of Kappa with his hair combed smoothly and is a freshman representative on the home. Also Jane Leavell could crawl Delta sorority and graduate of Flori- expertly. . . . Neal with his mussed Christian Union cabinet. VOL. XVIII No. 20 in, and be the perfect personification. da State College for Women, arrived up. . . . The ping pong table out of Some of the campus intellectuals In Memphis Monday to visit and in- use, even though Mrs. Holloway would reverted to Shakespeare for inspira- spect Alpha Delta chapter of Kappa like for it to be so.... She dreams of S.T.A.B. CELEBRATES tion. Macon Smith said the most Delta. Wednesday night she was en- gigantic tables with Jonathan Swift FUNDER'S DAY MON. truthful title would be "Much Ado tertained at a Mexican supper in the PUBLISHED WEEKLY contestants keeping up that Incessant About Nothing"; but then he's just a lodge. Thursday afternoon the alum- hollow sound.....The separation of S. T. A. B. inter-sorority will cele- By The propagandist. Nancy Donelson faux nae chapter had a tea at the home of Mac and Betsy. . . . Bolling, Mont- brate its Founder's Day, Monday, STUDENTS OF SOUTHWESTERN pas-ed by suggesting last year's name Mrs. Neil Rodgers from 4 to 6 in her gomery, Phelan, and so on with cig- March 15, with a banquet at 7 o'clock MEMPHIS, TENN. "As You Like It," but after being in- honor. Tonight a formal banquet will arettes.... at the Hotel Peabody. formed of her error, she reconsidered be held at the Hotel Peabody at 7 The organization was founded in 1936 Member 1937 RPRKSKNTW FOR NATIONAL ADVERTISING BY and changed to "Southwestern On A o'clock. Fraternity business wIll be Speaking of Mac and Betsy re- 1889 at Randolph-Macon Women's Col- Holiday," so's nobody would come. She conducted through the week until her ssociaded oeice Press National Advertising Service, Inc. minds one of "Mary" with her pro- lege. Membership is limited to twelve Calltt Publishers Rprseasative and Macon must have mental tele- departure Saturday. Distributors of 420 MADISON AVE. NEW YORK. N.Y. verbial iamb that "everywhere Mary brunettes and one blonde. An espe- CHICAGO - BOSTON SAN FRANCISCO phones. went" It "was sure to go".... What cially honored guest will be the thir- The waste involved in postponing GdlepiLOe DiSe LsS ANGELES - POTLANDD SATTLE The next few interviews show that Mary has the most lambs on the teenth and final member who will be there is some personal interest in the thinking until the last momedt is Member: Southern Collegiate Press Association campus? I'll not commit myself by brought out by the group on Monday subject. Helen Young wants us to colossal. voting for one particular one, but morning. Arrangements are in charge go Chinese, so that she can wear the Entered as second-class matter at the postoffice at Memphis, here are some suggestions.... Love of Lillian Love. Decorations will be her mother brought Tenn., under the act of March 3, 1878. with Cannon, Campbell Holcombe, Oriental pajamas carried out in red and white, the her from the West. They're too pret- Montgomery, Butler. Ratcliffe, and sorority colors. Members who will LAUREN WATSON_ _;.Editor ty to wear just to bed. Joe Bell re- bore, bore, bore. . . . England with attend are: Virginia Hoshail, presi- ED McCORMICK. _..._....._ Business Manager verted to ancient Italy, and in a re- quite a flock, but only one who never dent; Virginia Buchman, vice-presi- his low strays from the fold. (That's what vealing statement, committed dent; Rose Lynn Barnard, secretary- EDITORIAL STAFF I the title of we think!) There are a few "Johns" mental ebb by suggesting treasurer; Nell Thompson, Betty Ward Archer but lots of people .---_.._.._ _...._._._..-----_.. __..r_..._..__.. Assistant Editors who have a flock of ewes following "Roman Hands," Wells, the blonde of the group; Sally Norman Shapiro 5 wouldn't think that was such a bad John Quathy._..-_ ... Sports Editor them everywhere, too, but you don't Harding, Bess Brazell, Helen Young, Nancy Warden...... Society Editor want to hurt anybody's feelings.... idea. Eleanor Trezevant, Ann Maury, Helen _..News Editor in consideration, are Claudia Yerger...... _-- Last, and least Graham, and Lillian Love. Rose Lynn Barnard. _.-Feature Editor those people who already knew what Heads Writer Gleanings from the dictionary: Gerald Burrow-.__.. the theme was. Prof. DeScipio was News Staff Laudatory, eulogistic. ... That willing to think up an idea, although By adding caraway seed to Lim- V. A. Furr Charles Taylor which all our profs ain't. You're eith- William McBurney he was perfectly satisfied with the burger cheese, scientists of the dairy H. R. Holcomb Ouda Bicknell Herbert Bingham er fair or rotten. decided upon. division of the University of Califor- Feature Staff Turgid, bombastic.... That which one he knew had been TWO LOCATIONS: Lapsley and Moore might have been nia are removing, to some extent this Joe Ann Potts Edith Kelso Dr. Kelso is-in the best sense of the No. 1-1579 Union Stuart cheese's strongest quality. Nell Thompson Grace Daffin Martha Moore word. that obliging, but they looked like No. 2-2546 Poplar to be disturbed, so Special Features Gourmet vs. gourmand. . . . Dr. they didn't want Frank Oliver Goodlett Herbert Cain Floy White Cooper vs. Roy Littlefield. Now then, everybody stimulate and get set to think Typist-Evelyn Hurst Malaise, indisposition. . . . That your imagination, Sports Staff state which we all get into when we up something too cute to wear, then Macon Smith Marjorie DeVall Hank Walker don't have a brawl on the week-end. come in plain clothes, and make this JARMAN FRIENDLY SHOE STORE a big success. Disgusted. . . . The current feeling forthcoming Carnival 30 SOUTH MAIN STREET BUSINESS STAFF of the writer, because nothing has Well, anyhow, come! Charles Freeburg...... -...... ----. .. Advertising Manager happened in the way of excitement Joe Lee-...... -_ .... _.-...Circulation Manager is no permanent success in since .... (?) There FRIENDLY SHOES CUSTOM SHOES B A. Brady. __ .. __._.._.__....._.Circulation Manager tricky methods. George Scott ^ Circulation Manager Tradition.... Something we break Advertising Solicitors every day when we snub a poor fel- $5.00 $6.50 Gordon Bachemin Ann Rose Wallace Jimmy Dougherty low-student. Katrine McCall George Jackson Jimmy Martin KLINKE BROS. DAIRY My Weakly Poem (Pmstearlsze Dairy Preoet.) STYLES AND LEATHERS FOR ALL OCCASION ieI I yam a lonely lover. MILK-ICE CREAM But In my heart there's light; Sizes 5 to 15 * Width AAAA to EEEE Yea, hope, cause spring Bireley's Orangeade A FORWARD STEP PHONE 4-9101 2469 BIER AVE. Will always bring ,'I-_ The Intramural board has taken a forward step in delegating A fog on women's sight! all its executive power to Coach Paul Hug, and announcing that henceforth it will act in only an advisory capacity. The trouble with golf is that a man Since almost antediluvian times, the Intramural contest has can't complain if his wife buys a new hat just as often as he buys a dozen each year brought forth many heated controversies, and the board balls. meetings have too often degenerated into compound squabble-fests. There seemed no solution, for on each issue, the disappointed minority felt that it had been cheated. KENON TAYLOR CO. But now, though the end may have been accomplished by some- ADDING MACHINES-TYPEWRITERS what "Fascistic" means, the discord already shows signs of abat- BOUGHT, SOLD, REPAIRED. RENTED Coaches' list, or eligibility of varsity Portable Typewriter-Office Supplies ing. The problem of the Woodstock Typewriters athletes in intramurals, which had hung fire for six months has FRONT I 6-108 MADISON 4IO90 been definitely settled in a week. The new plan may have its dis- advantages, but none will deny the great gain it has made in ex- pediency. We are not sure, but perhaps this event holds a lesson for the Elections' Commission. After what happened in the Carnival elec- tions, it does not require a Delphic Oracle to forecast a stormy elec- tion week in May. Last week we suggested that something be done in anticipation of that contingency. This week we are pointing out how a similar, though we admit not a parallel, problem has been solved. J/)/ COME HOME I That's what HEY! You GIRLS & GUYS! the comfort of railway travel SA Order NON-ALLERGIC really means nowadays. On the railroad-and QUALITY PHOTOGRAPHS COSMETICS Will help you to keep your on tho railroad alone-you can fully enjoy -At- skin beautiful and healthy Students' Reduced Prices for that after-class date. k yourself while traveling. " department store I mnuflsllhllBIIIIlIuIlIhIUIEwlflllBflhfl S Go to your As you ride at high yet safe speeds, free from jolts and inquire about them. They all are within the limit of your and skids, you can eat, sleep, read, write, stretch, relax, listen to the allowance. " radio, breathe cool, clean, sweet air and make yourself fully at home STRAND Sev.enteen COSMETICS HAVE BEEN ACCEPTED BY THE JOURNAL OF THE AMERICAN MEDICAL ASSOCIATION under the kindly ministrations of courteous attendants alert to your AND every need. Now Showing- For these and other benefits, you must credit thorough air-conditioning, GEORGE O'BRIEN smart interior decoration, up-to-date car construction, iproved road- UONEL BARRYMORE SOLD A -IN- PANTAZE DRUG STORES beds, heavier rails, adequate power and-most important of all-a For further information CECEUA PARKER writ to BARBARA HURST personnel interested in service. "Park Avenue READMINDER .. ERIC LINDEN Typical of railway modernisation for a Logger" 4~venken Rlailway travel today is a thrilhi~g comfort is the fact that by the end of espers,1 INTERNATIONAL BUILDING. funof the spirit of ROCKEFELLER CENTER. NEW YORK the year the Illinois Central will have youth On your next trip loam in service 157 air-conditioned cars of how deservedly enjoyment, "A FAMILY STARTING SUNDAY coupled with economy in price, SYLVIA SIDNEY Its own, in addition to air-oonditioned ha increased railway patreuage AFAIR" All the railroads in rent years. In Pullman equipment. A M-GM Picture and the Pullman Company together "AWOMAN ALONE" now have more than 8,000 such cars.

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Noted Metropolitan Opera Star finds Luckies easy on her precious throat- Marjorie Lawrence says:

tYoumust have a big voice to sing Wagner. My favorite role of 'Brnne. hilde' in Wagner's tGotterdammer. ung' is a very exacting one. Yet - when I am back in my dressing room after I have finished singing, there is nothing I enjoy more than lighting up a Lucky. It is a light smoke-so gentle-so smooth-that it does not REBECCA LAUGHLIN J irritate my throat in the least. I agree with the others at the Metropolitan We can understand why a man that a light smoke is a wise choice." might want a divorce, but we can't imagine why he should want to marry "ORPHEUM again the very next day. NIOW !

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Pare 4 THE SOU'WESTER Friday, March 12, 1937 3- -i PHYSICS FINDS WAY; sRE-EXAMINATIONS Sportspotlight CHI 0'S DEFEAT Kaleidoscoping- MIRRORS USEFUL GIVEN MAR. 15-17 By JOHN QUANTHY These hectic week-ends are getting IN THE SUN MALCO to be a habit around here. Re-examinations for the past semes- Virtual pandemonium will, In a mild AOPI BASKETEERS There are quite a number of uses PALACE Gleanings from the Delta dance. ter will be given on Monday, Tues- way, reign again tomorrow on Far- for a mirror. Girls look into them . Val (P. C.) Huber, Bernie Tay- gason Field, wel known scene of just before going out. Mothers use day, and Wednesday afternoons of Score 32-17 Victory in An lor, Carol.Varner, and Nell Thomp- decorous deeds, when the Lynx meet them to scare their children when t next week, March 15 through 17, be-- son getting to the 8 o'clock dance at STARTS FRIDAY the Lynx. No, it won't be done with Interesting Game they misbehave. And there are va- ginning each day at 2:00 P.M. Mon- 9:45-via the police court . . . . all mirrors; nor will there be any optical rious and other sundry uses for them. The Chi Omega basketball team de- the new boys, here for spring train- day and Tuesday will include all the CAROLE CROONS! illusion of any sort unless you come Take the magnifying mirror in the S feated the A.O.Pi team 32-17, Tuesday ing, making quite a hit. . . Pres. subjects offered except Spanish, which out expecting to see mediocre foot- physics department. Somehow it t Fred "Toots" a Hot afternoon in the gym. It was a fast- Acroyd sporting a corsage. . . Mit ball and then blame your eyes for reached the campus. Whereupon it Ewill be given on Wednesday after- moving, exciting game during the sec- Poindexter with one on her arm .... Trumpet! seeing displayed the really first class was pounced upon by Craig Crenshaw noon. ond half, but was slow getting start- and Shirley Wynn's in her hair. . in football finess. who demonstrated its uses to light t The subjects offered Monday will Everybody Swings It! ed. Margaret Jones and Frances Sam Mays complimenting the sham- The new '37 squad has been divid- several cigarettes and pipes from the be in Science: Biology 1, Chemistry 1, Smithwick were the outstanding play- rock decorations-which he put up -IN- ed, but unlike the proverbial house sun. Physics 1; in History, courses 1, 21, ers during the first half, for Chi Ome- . . the pledges throwing confetti that was divided, only one-half will Frances Smithwick arrived on the 23; Education 31, Psychology 1 ga, and Marjorie Jennings, for AO.PI. during the active leadout-the dogs. fall. And, in spite of the efforts of scene. So did Charles Barton. While Mathematics 59, Sociology 1, Public "SWING HIGH During the second half, the game Coach Shorty Propst to keep the Seen at the Kappa Sig . . . Betty someone engaged Smthwick's atten- Affairs 1. pepped up. Both sides showed a sav- Hunt looking not the least bit regret- SWING LOW" teams balanced by numerous subbing, tion, Mr. Barton focused the spot of Tuesday, the subjects will be in Bi- age tenacity, with the ball getting the ful over the long trip from Green- Starring my nickle will be planked down on fire on the back of the beautiful lady's f ble: courses 1, 21, 51; in English: 1, worst of it. Smithwick and Jones ville just to see Army . . . . Stella the "8-balls" teem. (If my creditors neck. Needless to say, she evacuated 21, 59; in French: 1, 3; in Mathemat- CAROLE LOMBARD again starred for Chi Omega. Tucker dragging "hen-pecked" Hylton around read this rm only joking.) The "8- the spot with the speed of some ics: 1, 21; Contemporary Civilization FRED MacMURRAY made most of the goals for A.O.Pi, to see who she could see . . . . the balls" are led by George Jennings, Greek god. 1, Greek 1, Philosophy 1. towering some several inches above Jennings family blossoming out with DOROTHY LAMOUR as hard a driving back as we've seen "Physics has at last found a way," On Wednesday, Spanish 1, 21, and the guards. The most spectacular Henry Turner and Andy Meyers .... in these meadows. Not only that, we someone in the crowd ventured. 53 will be offered. dive for the ball, with have t h e f amou's "Heartthrob' event was a Bethea breaking his dateless record Janet Tucker gracefully boosting her- (changed recently to "Heartburn") by swalning Rosa Landess .... and "It's really much shorter in Sia- self over two other competitors. Com- Morton whoe arm, at least, is well it looked like only the begipnng.... mese," Is the modest comment of the edy was furnished by Nancy Donelson known. Henry Mobley the newest on Jane owner of the longest surname at Har- and Jennings, in their "shadow" play, . . . . Here I would like to say that the Reid's Kappa Sig list Smith- yard University, Kaisul Nimmana- but neither missed a chance to grab "THE LITTLE PIG" rumor that Morton's arm isn't up to wick giving Bob Lee a bloody nose. haeminda I G.B. the ball. Ann Potts and Letitia Mont- par is so much garrolus gossip. I And thence to the S. A. E. . gomery also played a good game, as never put any stock in it, but for the Gib not showing up for the leadout. An acquaintance becomes a friend PIG 'N WHISTLE No. 2 did Ann Eckert and Gracia Allen. dashing to benefit of the doubtful, I checked . F rank Campbell as soon as you discover that he has 3 Line-up: from the "Kelvi- 2546 POPLAR-JUST EAST OF PARKWAY with Chicken High, backfield coach, rescue Lillian Love a sense of humor. Chi Omega: Forwards, Margaret and here's what he said: "Morton nator Advertiser" .... Bobby Acker- Jones and Frances Smithwick; is passing as well as ever; probably man getting all his partners dizzy guards, Letitia Montgomery and Ann better. It sounds like so much by whirling them in circles . . NOW OPEN Eckert; centers, Ann Potts and Nancy PAYS to LOOK WELL stuff to me." He named a local news- Courtney and Joe Bell singing "Vio- IT Just Around the Corner from Southwestern Donelson; substitutes, Jane Lederer, paper. lets" during the pledge leadout ... Elaine Anthony and Elizabeth Jones. but Joe was stood up on the active SOUTHWESTERN LLI Well, as I said, with Morton in the A. . Pi: Forwards, Jane Grymes backfield with Jennings and with same . . . . Mary Louise, Maitland, BARBER SHOP and Marjorie Jennings; guards, Gracia Porter Chappell on one end for Mor- 'Chigger", Freddie and Tom going Allen and Edith Kelso; centers, Janet AND ton to fling to, the "8-balls", I think, out at Intermission minus Jeanne 1 Tucker and Nancy Wood; substitutes, FELLERS! Buy Your Next SHOES will come out ahead of the "Red . . this is getting to be sorta regu- BEAUTY SHOP Martha Ann Moore and Nan Blood- From EWING CARRUTHERS, Campus Representative for Rocks" the other team. lar...... Margaret England and Iworth. Hubert Crosby showing the Most Conveniently However, that's only half of the "Sewanee" Locaf6J1 story-whether It's the better half or local lads how the steps are done up Izzy's not is to be proved. On the "Red Responsibility is put on the shoul- thar . . . . Potts literally shining and 649 N. McLEAN 67 SOUTH MAIIN ST. Rocks" team we have Gaylon Smitb ders of those who can bear it. putting everybody's eyes out .... v rr "I and Clay Nickles in the backfield with Orley Nettles at end. Nettes will be the boy to watch next year if opponents Intend to get anywhere with the Lynx. He's got just about everything it takes to make a good football player. The game-I suppose you've gath- ered by now that there will be a game-will be played according to every regulation except that 12 in- stead of 15 minute quarters will be used. Twenty-five cents will be charged for entrance and this includes stu- dents, as all money will go to finance the band.

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