=* =* Calendar of the Week Calendar of the Week Today, Board of Student Control, 12:00; Tuesday, Executive Board Meeting, 12:00; Kappa Alpha Phi, 12:00; Pi Delta Pi, Insurance Problems Lecture by Arthur 8:00 p.in. M. Brown, Room D2, 12:00; Clayton Friday, Pipe and Pen Meeting, 12:80; Hamilton Lecture, 8:00 p.m. Chess Club Meeting, 12:00. Wednesday, Skull and Sledge, 12:00; Saturday, Don Frosh vs. San Mateo Junior Gavel Debating Society, 8:00 71.111.; College, Ignatian Field, 2:00. "Wings Over Europe" Rehearsal, 8:00 Monday, Stage Crew Meeting, 10:00; p. m. "Wings Over Europe" Rehearsal, 8:00 Thursday, FOGHORN Issued 11:00 p. in. Classes; Board of Student Control, 12. A B=

VOL. VIII—No. 11 SAN FRANCISCO, CALIF., MARCH 23, 1933 THURSDAY PROMINENT CRITIC WILL TALK TUESDAY NIGHT U.S.F. Debaters to Leave Collegiate Chaps Crowd Sees Camera Focuses Hamilton, Drama Critic, Choose Chivalric Bashful Seniors For Stockton Today For Code of Culture President's Handsome Profiles To Lecture on Browning A silly (?) little essay on manners. The reason why the editor of the Prize Forensic Contest "Mr. , I'd like you to meet Day Events Senior-ita is evaded by his fellow Classic Dramatization 83- Miss ." "How do you do, Miss, classmen so persistently, is not, we -» O'Connor, Ferdon, Dowling er, er, pardon me, I didn't quite get Scatini, Schmidt Win are told, because he has not had access to Listerine or Lifebuoy; his Subject to Be "Caponsacchi' And Horgan Chosen the name?" Honors in Punting, MAJOR PROBLEM How often have you and others so-called comrades-in-copy are fall­ FROSH FORMAL From "Ring and Book" Don Stars ing down on the job, so that Cliff made this very same blunder? How Pentathlon Adaptation many times have you been embar­ has the choice of hounding his col­ AWARD IS PLANNED TUESDAY TOPIC rassed at not quite understanding a Exciting, closely contested events leagues like sins of the past, or writ­ name when introduced? All of us delighted the large crowd of students ing all the copy himself. DANCEMCESS NOTABLE LECTURER have experienced this unnecessary and alumni that filled the college Snapshots Complete Best Orators and Debaters Supervisor A. M. Brown athletic field almost to overflowing discomfiture at a dance, a party, at Joe Leanord's disguise of bashful- Programs, Music Please Presented By Literary To Receive First and Is Guest Speaker some game or other. When you come last Monday as the program for President's Day was run off in a ness was penetrated by a pesty Large Crowd At Society and English Second Rank right down to it there is no excuse cameraman on the handball court the Of Society for such a thing. And yet, "they'll manner that was a credit to those in Country Club Department charge. other day. When Joe, whose picture In answer to the invitation extend­ Supervisor Arthur M. Brown Jr., do it every time." had just been snapped, queried: who is also president of the Junior Three-Ring Circus "A distinctly different and nicely ed by the College of Pacific to the The college youth of today is be­ "Was the form all right?" Oscar Hi­ arranged evening," such was the gen­ The distinguished critic, Mr. Clay­ University of San Francisco, to at­ Chamber of Commerce, will address wailed for his lack of culture and Beginning at 9:30 in the morning, guera was intercepted in the act of ton Hamilton, chairman of the Pul­ the students next Tuesday noon on the field resembled a three-ring cir­ eral acclaim of the Freshman Fan­ tend a forensics tournament to be good manners. What say we start a bullying a whisper-weight senior, and dango of 1933 which was held last itzer prize play jury, and author of held at Stockton on March 23, 24 the subject of "In- campaign for good manners and cus as attraction after attraction took the staff photographer has the goods numerous-critical volumes, will lec­ s u r a n c e Prob­ the eye of the spectators. With hard­ Friday night amid the colorful sur­ ture in the College Auditorium next and 25, Professor James Baker Bas­ start right in with this introduction preserved for posterity. In short, roundings of the California Country sett announces that the team has lems." business. It seems like a silly little ly a dull moment, enjoyment was with the completion of the snapsnots, Tuesday evening, March 28, at 8:30 trifle, but yet It is a common social never lacking. Club. p.m., under the auspices of Kappa been chosen and will leave today. The lecture is the Senior-ita will go to press, and Leaving memories of a happy time, Team Members under the auspices error and as such ought to be dis­ The day, dedicated to Rev. Presi­ all will be over but proof reading and Lambda Sigma, college honor society, couraged. pleasing features, and excellent and of the department of English. The following men have been of Kappa Alphi dent Lonergan, was a holiday for the distribution. Phi, underclass ac­ music, the second formal of the chosen: Oratory, Thomas O'Connor; Try to do away with this evil by both high school and college, and All proofs of senior pictures must spring semester proved itself one of Mr. Hamilton's subject will be counting society. a little carefulness. When you in­ they flocked to the field. This is be in by Friday of this week, so thai "Caponsacchi," the dramatization of affirmative debating, Richard O'Con­ This is the third of the most popular of U.S.F. affairs. nor and William Ferdon; negative troduce Mr. "A" to Mr. "B" pro­ one of the oldest traditions of the the chosen portait may grace the Robert Browning's "The Ring and a series of month­ Crowd Large the Book," in which Mr. Walter debating, Patrick Horgan and Wil­ nounce the names clearly instead of Hilltop. It was begun so far back pages of the Senior-ita. Those which The largest crowd to attend any ly talks given by slurring over them as seems to be that history has cloudejd with mem­ are not received at Fisher's by Fri­ Hampden will play in San Francisco liam Dowling. San Francisco bus­ social function of the year was esti­ beginning April 3 at the Columbia O'Connor, winner of the Y.M.I, the custom. When Mr. "C" intro­ ories of the past. day will be forced to take Mr. Fish­ iness men. Super­ duces Mr. "B" to you, repeat the mated at four hundred couples. Cur­ Theatre. gold medal oratorical contest, will Pentathlon er's judgment as to the better photo rent opinion is that each individual visor Brown will name and if you don't hear the name Arrangements for this pleasant use for his subject, "Prometheus Is The pentathlon (only consisting of to appear in the book. of the attending mass thoroughly en­ speak in room D2. the first time ask that it be repeated. five events despite all rumors that surprise which is announced for the Dead," the same speech that he used Associations with FOGHORN Error joyed the event. Supervisor Brown Many times one meets a person for there were to be ten) was one of the first time this week were made successfully in the oratorical con­ the business of in­ We wish to correct an error in last Through careful planning of the through the efforts of Professor test. the second time withtn a few days most closely contested features of the surance, and his experience with the and can't even carry on an intelligent week's FOGHORN to the effect that committee unencumbered space was James Baker Bassett of the English National Question Chamber of Commerce, will enable day. The prize cup is to go to the Senior-ita will sell for the price conversation because of the embar­ Schmidt of shot and discus fame, who the outstanding note of the evening. department. All debates at Stockton will be on Mr. Brown to illustrate his talk with rassment felt at not being able to of one dollar. Due to the extreme Excellent parking and checking fa­ the Pi Kappa Delta National Honor the practical problems that arise in scored the greatest number of places difficulty in procuring ads, it will be Hamilton Well Known recall the name. So then—let's for­ in the Ave events. cilities relegated usual discomfort to Forensics Society question, "Re­ this business. get how important we are and try impossible to sell the book for that a distant past, and refreshments in The University takes pride in hav­ solved, That the United States should Charley Stith took two first places, amount. The agreed price of two plentiful abundance were both invit­ ing a man of Mr. Hamilton's ability Interesting Problems to bring about a change lin this one iu the hiKnlred-yard dash and agree to the cancellation of all inter­ The topic of insurance provides in­ trifling social error. dollars per copy will prevail. ing and nicely handled. address students and guests from the allied war debts." teresting problems from the legal the other in the high jump to take Especially noticeable were the Little Theatre stage. This forensics society at the be­ and financial viewpoints, and should first place honors. Others taking neatness and efficiency displayed Mr. Hamilton has been recognized ginning of each year proposes one prove interesting to law and com­ first places were Knowles in the 880, Wings Over Europe' in the selection of programs. En­ for a quarter of a century as one of question. This question is used by merce students. Childers in the broad jump and tirely of the Spanish motif, and the foremost American authorities on Freshmen Debate Smith in the shot put. all college debating teams through­ The problem of insurance is of In First Rehearsal presented with attractive attached the drama. He has been equally suc­ out the year. The University of San great importance in the city of San State Teachers Punting Contest pencils of the eversharp variety, cessful as a writer and as a lecturer. Francisco team has had considerable Francisco, as San Francisco as the The punting contest was won by Due to the President's Day banquet this bit of thoughtfulness made the As a commentator on the current successful experience debating this financial center of the West, has at­ Scatini, a freshman. Scatini averaged held last Monday evening in the au­ record of dances a neat and lasting theatre Mr. Hamilton served for three subject. Engaging in its second contest of 55 yards on his three punts. Later tracted to itself, many large branch the semester, the Gavel, frosh debat­ ditorium, the first rehearsal of one. years on "The Forum," ten years on This is the first time that the Uni­ offices of the larger insurance firms in the game this prospect for future "Wings Over Europe" was held in Enhancing the colorful scene, spe­ "The Bookman," three years on versity of San Francisco has entered ing society, engaged the San Fran­ varsity honors showed himself to be of the country. cisco State Teachers College last the lounge room under the direction cial lighting effects inside and with­ "Everybody's" magazine, eight years this annual contest which is partici­ Major Problems a clever punter under competitive of James J. Gill. out the club played upon the danc­ on "Vogue," and one year on "Vanity Thursday night. Ed Castro, Al Fink conditions. pated in by the leading universities The purpose of these talks is to and Bill Greely spoke for the frosh. All cast members were present and ing celebrants. Music, specially ar­ Fair." and colleges of the Pacific Coast and create interest in current problems The debate was of the no-decision The football game proved to the as customary the evening was spent ranged for the occasion by the popu­ Mr. Hamilton has served for Rocky Mountain sections. of the day, and to stimulate the stu­ students and spectators that the Uni­ in a reading of the play. Profession­ lar Butler-Dickey Orchestra, was of a several years as chairman of the Prize Awards type but the Gavel team by their dents of commerce and finance divi­ clear, forceful presentation gave a versity of San Francisco football al manuscripts are being used with charming tone. Appropriate favors, Pulitzer prize play jury for the Prizes are to be awarded to the sion to discuss such problems of good account of themselves. "The team will be one to be reckoned but slight difficulty in organization programs and entertainment novelty award of the annual prize for the best orators and debaters as well as major interest. Cancellation of Interallied War with when the autumn rolls around. and interpretation. numbers completed the memorable best American play of the year. to the institutions they represent. Although primarily of interest to Debts" was the subject for the eve­ Team Well Advanced Among veteran players to find affair. In his many books about the the accounting and finance students, roles in this modern drama classic Guests' and Committee drama Mr. Hamilton has not con­ The winning debate team and the ning. Evincing fine fettle, finesse, and first and second place orators will the talk of Supervisor Brown should Plans are going forward for en­ are Barney Carr, Bill Ferdon, Jack Special guests of the class of 193G fined his attention to the present per­ be enlightening to all members of the fight the players, although the spring Freed, John Lennon, Oscar Higuera, for the evening were: Father William iod but has ranged all the way from receive awards. The trophies to be counters with several other univer­ practice season has hardly begun, awarded the colleges will be engraved student body. sities. Stanford, College of the Pa­ Charles Pearce, Percy McPartland, I. Lonergan, S.J., Mr. and Mrs. John Aeschylus to Eugene O'Neill, and showed a diversity of attack that John Schroth, John Deasy and Frank O'Toole, Mr. and Mrs. W. S. Musante, from Aristophanes to George M. with the name of the institution and cific, Santa Clara and Santa Rosa made a fine comparison with last those of the contestants. high school are on the list. In order Dalton. New to the U.S.F. stage is Mr. and Mrs. James Baker Bassett, Cohan. year's mid-season form. They used the competent Tom O'Connor, who Mr. and Mrs. Lawrence Lewis, Mr In the theatre Mr. Hamilton's first This is the largest major forensics Maroevich Pleas to afford an opportunity for all, no all forms of attack with success, tournament that the college has yet member will debate against more will be seen in a prominent role. Preston Devine and Mr. Lloyd Luck- play—a one-act melodrama called even resorting to the guard and John Lennon, popular member of man. "The Stranger at the Inn" which was participated in and whether they are Catholic Action than one institution. tackle around with Pucheu and Bar­ successful or not will provide valu­ Vincent Fallon '33, moderator ot the College Players for the past two Members of the Fandango commit­ subsequently acted in vaudeville by "Catholic Action is not being ber carrying the ball. One touchdown years and director of the Olympic tee responsible for the success ot Tyrone Power—was first acted on able experience to the contestants. stressed today to stave off defeat by the society, is handling the prepara­ was scored by Barber on this play, Large Field tions for these encounters. Club Junior Players, will act as as­ the affair were: Chairman Tom Broadway when the author was only our opponents, for the Church was as he ran the open field with the sistant director. O'Toole, Bob Smith, Thomas 21 years old. At 24, in collaboration Already twenty-five institutions never more flourishing, never more grace of a halfback, behind fine with Grace Isabel Colburn, he wrote have enrolled for the contest, which "Wings Over Europe" is to be pre­ O'Dwyer, Jack O'Brien, Noel Dyer, convincing than she is today in these blocking. sented April 24, 25 and 26, and will George Helmer, Jens Bugge, Ken "The Love That Blinds," which was will extend over a three-day period. United States." Block Punts be the last production for this semes­ later produced by Henry Miller with Accommodations for the participants Student Contest Harper, Gene Gonzales, Bob Rader, So spoke Mr. Ivan Maroevich, the The lines played fiery ball all day. ter. Mary Shaw in the leading role. Since are to be provided by the College of Tux O'Connor and Tony de Resta. president of the San Francisco Acad­ To attempt to punt was taking life then Mr. Hamilton has written many Pacific. emy, when he returned to his Alma For Essay Prize in hand, as the eager blockers strove featured plays. Mater to give a younger generation to break through. One blocked kick Friend of Hampden the benefit of his maturer reflections. To create student interest and de­ by Orv Condray, picked up by Library Addition He was guest speaker at the regular velop new writers "The Modern Johnny Pucheu, resulted in a touch­ Journalistic Department Mr. Hamilton was a classmate In monthly meeting of the Bay Region Monthly," a new magazine, an­ down. The other was made by Con­ school and college with Walter Made by Society Sodality Union held in the Francesca nounces a prize essay contest for dray himself on an 18-yard fake re­ Hampden, and it is he who persuad­ Room of the university. students. A prize of $25 will be paid verse. ed this great actor to restore "Cyrano for the best essay of 3,000 words de Bergerac" to the American stage The latest addition to the library To encourage the representatives A promising note was the fine and Open March 31 at U.S.F. from the men and women colleges, submitted on or before April 1 on the accurate passing of the backs, which (Continued on Page 4) of the University has been made pos- theme, "The American Student 'ible by Kappa Lambda Sigma, upper he dwelt on the fact that, "The day might have looked better if the re­ of successful individual effort has Awakes." Practical training in journalism foundation of class work. division literary honor society. The ceivers had been provided with the with practice writing in acceptable Thomas M. Logan, the instructor, long since passed; organization and The prize essay will be published proverbial "baskbt." U.C.LittleTheatre in literary supplement to the New York in the May issue of "The Modern newspaper style, is the program of is a graduate of Cumberland Univer­ Times is now to be placed In the organization alone can bring lasting the special evening course of eight sity, Lebanon, Tennessee. Upon grad­ success. Catholic Action, the coordi­ Monthly." The judges will be Harry Periodical section of the library each Hansen, literary editor, the New weeks to begin March 31, at 7:30 uation from this Institution since "Wives of Windsor" Week. The literary section of the nation of the efforts of Catholic p.m., with supervised instruction by made famous by Professor James laymen and women with the hier­ York World-Telegram; C. Hartley RowelPs Paradox "The Merry Wives of Windsor" Times Is noted for its excellent and Grattan, managing editor "Common Thomas M. Logan, A.B., San Fran­ Baker Bassett of the faculty of the discerning criticisms of the current archy and clergy in general is the cisco newspaper man. University. Logan became Cumber­ will be given its third campus pre­ burden of practically all the present Sense;" Michael Blankfort, associate sentation by the University of Cali­ works of literature, as well as fea­ Proves Editors, Open To Students land alumni secretary and then edi­ Pontiff's important pronouncements." editor, "Modern Monthly;" Nathan­ tor of the alumni magazine. fornia Little Theatre on April 7 and ture articles by prominent writers iel Weyl, graduate student. Students in the College of Liberal upon timely topics. In introducing the speaker, Fr. Profs. Uninformed Since, he has made journalism his 8 in Wheeler Hall Auditorium. This Mootz said in part, "I feel what we All contributions and material Arts taking the course, if they so Shakespeare comedy was previously The next meeting of this society should be sent to "The Modern desire, can earn one unit toward profession. He has worked on news­ religious urge on you in this matter Maintaining his reputation for wit papers in various sections of the acted in the Little Theatre in Octo­ will be held Sunday, January 26, in of Catholic Action is subconsciously Monthly," P. O. Box 97, Station D, graduation. Any student may enroll, ber, 1906, and in November, 1920. the Francesca room. and discernment, Chester Rowell of country including the South, Middle discounted by many because they New York City. San Francisco journalism fame, at a fee which is one-half of the reg­ The subject for controversy at this West and Pacific Coast. Formerly of The play will be the Little Thea­ look on what we say as our stock in spoke before an audience composed ular tuition of $7.50. meeting will be "The Future of the the editorial staff of the Los Angeles tre's third and final production of trade, so to speak, and because they of newswriting classes of San Fran­ The class is designed to give uni­ the semester. Written in 15 99-1600 Arts of Literature." Times, he is now on the staff of a suspect our practicality. Listen, REPORTS OUT SOON cisco public high schools. versity training in journalism to not San Francisco daily paper. "The Merry Wives of Windsor" is therefore, to the ringing call to SAYS REGISTRAR An astounding paradox gives the only those who are working for col­ said to have been composed at the Catholic Action from one who is in keynote to Mr. Rowell's lecture. He lege credits, but also to those in­ Lecture Outline command of Queen Elizabeth, who, Tau Delta Beta to Hold tending to make a profession of jour­ the same walk of life as you are." Miss Alice McLaughlin, University says: The outline of the eight lecture after seeing the character of Fal- Bi-weekly Economics Meet "The difference between a pro­ nalism upon graduation, and to those staff in "Henry IV", Parts I and II, o..f San Francisco registrar, announces periods includes: Structure of the Lack of Reserve fessor and a newspaper man, is that desiring training in writing. news story; news values; types of wished to see him in love. Some of that grades for the first quarter of Practical Practice On Friday, March 2 4, Tau Delta 133 will be sent out during the a professor knows more and more news stories; news gathering and the most famous portrayals of the Illegal removal of books from the 1! role of Falstaff have been created Beta, upper division commerce honor •st part of next week. about less and less, and a newspaper Classes will be two hours in length; sources; general assignments; fea­ 8<)ciaareffe that TASTES BETTER THE FOGHORN Page Thrw 1 ATTENDANCE INVITED SPRING WORKOUTS IGNATIAN FIELD, 2:30 P.M.

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Hilltop <% 4 CAUGHT BY THE PEN 4 4« Sport DON BOXERS ADVANCE TO SECOND Highlights By JACK RHODE THE only disappointing thing FLIGHT WITHOUT LIFTING A GLOVE about the football encounter held last Monday was the fact that Bob Kleckner did not don a suit and participate in the contest. The EXPLORER Huskies' Jayvee public came to the game with one U.S.F. Boxers Lewis Men main fact impressed on their minds _Bob Kleckner in action once Crew Cal. Guests again. For a whole year the Uni­ Draw Byes An effort is being made by Univer­ In Display versity has missed the battering sity of California athletic officials to plunges of Big Bob, and for one get the University of Washington to whole year the general public has First Nite reconsider its decision not to send a Of Power been waiting for another glimpse junior varsity crew to the Washing­ of Bob in action—but, as was once ton-California regatta on April 8. said by Coach Maurice "Clipper" Meehan, Lightweight, and Word came yesterday from Barber, Pucheu, Condray Smith, the man behind the curtains Connelly, Heavyweight, Seattle to the effect that the finan­ Give Varsity 18-0 Win at Santa Clara, Kleckner may pass Hold Out First Night cial plight of the students' organ­ In Full-Time Game and hide behind the glistening ization of the University of Wash­ pages of the misty and ethereal past Coach George Malley has en­ ington made it impossible to send Last Monday the University of but he will ever live in our minds the Jayvees. as the outstanding athlete on the tered two boxers in the P.A. senior San Francisco eleven put on a real Ky Ebright, California coach, last thriller in the annual President's Coast. Of course, "Clipper" put it tournament. Frank Connelly will Lyle b/ou)n represent the university in the night said that the University of Day football encounter. For sixty into more inspiring words but the California had offered to house and Leapin' Ed Libby, Don hurdler, is to participate in an athletic pro­ heavyweight division, while Nor­ minutes the 2,000-odd spectators effect has never left our minds and board the junior varsity eight at were kept on edge as Coach true to the idea conveyed by Santa gram for the benefit of the school children of San Francisco on April bert Meehan will do likewise in the lightweight class. Both of these fraternity houses on the Berkeley "Spud" Lewis' fighting Dons Clara's colorful mentor, Kleckner 1, at Kezar Stadium. This same day will see the Don and California campus if they can make the trip to played an honest-to-goodness game will live in our memories until we men drew byes in the first night of football teams in a full-time game, although it will be of only a pass­ fighting, staged last Monday. California by automobile. of football. The main attraction of too are forgotten and a new gen­ ing type. All Champions This Bear hospitality would also the day was the introduction of eration has come to claim its Only the cream of the amateur be extended during the interim be­ the new guard and tackle around place in the sun. boxers is admitted to the senior tween the regatta on the estuary plays in which big Jim Barber and i * « • tournament. Each boxer must pre­ on April 8 and the time when the Johnny Pucheu were the feature performers. ALTHOUGH but a human like you Don Eleven to Meet Bears sent credentials of his ability, and Husky Jayvees would leave to com­ and me, Kleckner has been rushed in must have reached the semi-finals of pete in the 2000 meter regatta at Power and Deception during the last minutes of the game a previous tournament, before he is Long Beach on April 15. Displaying overwhelming power to drag us from the dreary depths In Football Game, April 1 permitted to contend. As a result, In the event that Washington can­ and a sparkling array of deceptive of morbidness to the heights of tri­ every fighter is a contender of proven not send the junior varsity eight, plays, the up-and-coming Hilltoppers ability and hence the competition is the California Jayvees will compete outpointed and outplayed the third umph by his undauntable determina­ The University of California and need of such. very keen. tion and grit. A long shot from cen­ in a special race with another oppo­ and fourth-string aggregations. The the San Francisco Dons will meet California's varsity, U.S.F. varsity, nent, probably the Sacramento Jun­ game had hardly begun before the ter, a sensational toss of the shot, a on the gridiron for the first time Eastman, Miller and all the rest of Frank Connelly should win eas­ swerving, dodging, twisting, squirm­ ily, as there were only two other ior College eight. 180 pounds of fire and fury—Johnny in the history of the two institu­ the entrants will pay their own trans­ Pucheu—had grabbed a blocked punt ing dash to the goal or even just tions on April 1 at Kezar Stadium portation to Kezar and also entrance heavyweight entries. Victor Ponti his presence has always managed to of the Golden Oaks club defeated and rambled 35 yards to turn In the in a charity game for the benefit admission fees so that the affair will first score of the game and bring the spur his teammates on to victory, of Parent Teachers' lunches for George Greb and will oppose Con­ be entirely for charity and a needy nelly next Monday evening. In the Crossing Paths wild spectators to their feet amid a and yet that thrill of thrills was de­ hungry children. cause. maddening burst of applause. First nied us last Monday when practically lightweight division there are sev­ All-Star Program The football encounter between eral strong contenders, among But no Meeting blood for the "varsity" and a neat everyone in the stands had come to In addition to this rare morsel the the Dons and the Bears will be re­ bit* of "heads-up" football on the pay homage to a master of whatever them being Pete Hanson of Clark's great Eastman, Stanford's crack stricted to forward passing entirely, Gym, and Eddie Hayden of Sa­ part of Pucheu. he undertook to attempt. track athlete; Bill Miller, Olympic Two of football's oldest and most but will be a full-time game. Fol linas. Meehan, however, is a top- famous coaches are headed toward There was more than one good * * • games vaulting champion; Fred lowing is a schedule of events: heavy favorite and should win KEN CHISHOLM TO Walts and Ed Libby of U.S.F., and new and greener pastures. point to the game. The dynamic DESPITE the splendid exhibi­ with ease. Hanson is probably the thrusts and swervings of the "oily- tion given by the Don footballers various other outstanding track and 1:30-2—Bands parade. Glenn Scobey Warner said good­ 2:00—(a) High School Lightweight Relays only one in the division capable of JOIN IN ALASKA bye to Stanford and left for Phila­ hipped" Donadio gave the fans last Monday, it is still lacking in field artists will perform in the char­ (b) Pole Vault and Discus giving Meehan a scrap. ity encounter. The outstanding high 2:10—100-yard University Dash delphia, where he will take over the many a thrill, but the real surprise one tiling—seeing the Kleckner of 2:15—Gymnastics and Pyramids by Ath­ Coming Fighters of the game was the splendid pass­ old romp off, thirty, forty, fifty school teams will compete and a host letic Clubs EXPLORATIONScoachin g duties at Temple Univer­ 2:30—(a) Junior High School Relay In the meantime, George Malley sity. At the same time Amos Alonzo ing attack that the Hilltoppers yards to bring a- maddened crowd of additional all-star attractions will is grooming a number of boxers for take place. (b) High School Relay Kenneth "Red" Chisholm, who ac­ Stagg was traveling westward to have developed. Orv Condray, the to a frenzied stand to cheer lustily 2:35—Bugle Corps the intercollegiate tournament which line-crushing fullback of last year's from hoarse throats for the man 2:40—Eastman of Stanford, 600 Meters companied Rev. Bernard Hubbard, Stockton, where he will become head Profits of the competition, will be held early in April. coach at the College of Pacific. varsity, was tossing passes with who made U.S.F. what it is today. which will be staged at no expense, 2:45—High School of Commerce R.O.T.C. S.J., on three of his Alaskan explora­ Physical Drill to Music Their trains will pass somewhere the ease of a professional ball will go to the Parent Teachers' 2:55—Junior High School Relay tions will also be a member of pitcher; "Red" Smith, a graduate « » » 3:00-3:15—Forward Passing Football the Glacier Priest's next adventure along the transcontinental route. KLECKNER and the University of organization of the San Francisco Game between the University of from the frosh squad of last year, high schools, who use their funds California and the University of Tom Stidham party when they attempt to explore "I'd like to see old man Stagg San Francisco have become synony­ en route," said Warner as he bade proved quite an efficient pass snap­ to provide lunches for youngsters San Francisco, first half more unfrequented sections of the per; also he caused many of the mous, and when we think of U.S.F. who would otherwise go without 3:15—(a) Low Hurdles land of the midnight sun. his friends good-bye. "I'd wish in the future we can not fail to (b) High School Relay him good luck. Maybe he would yards gained by his accurate shots theiri. The organization also 3:30-3:35—Football, as above, second Formerly a member of the San at the waiting arms of the ends. think of Bob Kleckner and tingle half Francisco eleven "Red" is all there do the same for me. Probably we'll clothes and cares for children in 3:40—University Relay Kickers Good with enthusiasm when we sum up when it comes to excitement and both need it." Coach Warner will begin spring Bianci, another newcomer, tossed even the slightest of his achievements adventure. In a recent lecture the old tomato with all the confidence while he helped build the University. Father Hubbard stated that that practice next Monday for a period of Ave or six weeks. Warner was ac­ of a veteran and he should prove * • * PRESIDENT'S DAY DON NETMEN IN flaming topnotch of Chisholm's Is quite a threat during the coming sea­ just as true as "Red's" character. companied by Chuck Winterburn, his THAT is not the only face assistant at Stanford. son. Punts were also the order of the missed from the line-up. Jack TROPHY AWARDS WIN OVER MEN OF He never says "no" to anything day, and this was proved by the Gaddy, the outstanding end in and for a stauncher companion efficient manner in which Reed, Tu­ Coast football during the past sea­ you will have to go to the ends of dor, Hall, Scatini, and Smith got the son, was not present. Oscar Hi­ GO TO CLARK SMITH MORAGA VALLEY the earth to find one. Duff Victor in ball into the air and out of danger's guera, four-year tackle, was not Chisholm played three years of way. As for a man to kick off, it is present. Lyn Warford, the slip­ The annual ^'resident's Day pen­ football while at the University and believed that Blewett and Seimering Taking five out of six singles and like his brother, Rod, former line Olympic Doubles are the equal of any on the coast. pery halfback; Alec Thomas, tathlon has passed once again and all three of the doubles matches the plunging fullback; "Olie" Olson, fallen into the mouldy folds of coach and present professor at the Seimering got off two beautiful U.S.F. netmen defeated St. Mary's San Francisco institution, is fond of John Duff, prominent U.S.F. hand­ kicks, traveling 45 yards or more, Jack Happe and Jack Grady were antiquity. Such well-known stars last Friday at the Golden Gate Paris missed. But the main noise came as Bob Kleckner, Lyn Warford, exploration. The proposed trip is to ball artist, playing in the doubles while Blewett capped the honors with courts. tournament now being held at the from the fact that Kleckner was Lyle Brown and many a former take place in June and if past indi­ a lift of sixty yards to send the ball Olympic Club, emerged victorious in hurtling between the uprights. not in a suit. Mooted mutterings outstanding man have gone down In the feature match of the day, cations mean anything, Father Hub­ in the annals of the events as win­ Capt. Charles Wood of St. Mary's bard, "Red" and Rod Chisholm and the first round of play held last Mon­ from various portions about the day night. Duff is one of the leaders A 60-yard march to the goal grandstand verified this fact. ners but this year there has been took his team's only victory of the the rest of the group are assured of an introduction of new faces and day by downing Jack Lang, 4-6, success. on the Don handball team and is also line climaxed another score of the * * • new winners. 6-2, 6-4. a member of the Olympic Club. Fol­ day when Jim Barber ran across NINETY-SIX players reported for Clark Smith Wins The second singles match resulted lowing are the results of the first the goal line standing up. The night's play: football classes at the University of Today Smith holds the distinction in a win for the Dons when "Hank" offense of the Dons clicked per­ fectly. At the start of the 60-yard Southern California, and eighty-six of being the man who carried away Guilmette won a hotly contested Fieber Solves Great Albion Perley, J. Duff d. Dr. S. E. donned grid armor at the University battle from Wong, 6-3, 10-8. Eaton, Dr. Johnson, 21-2, 21-3. drive, Bianci threw a 12-yard first place honors in the time-honored pass to Tudor; Pucheu took a of California at Los Angeles Monday affair. Beginning at ten in the morn­ Captain Harley had little difficulty Mystery, Yet Cant Gordon Berendsen, Fred Glauser ss the annual spring activities began. d. John Merriam, George Dixon, guard-around play and toted the ing the track and field events were In downing Jack Manley, 6-1, 6-3, Marval Boasts Of ball up six more; Tudor lunged out Coach Howard Harding Jones run off and they lasted until around while "Kelly" Kalisky chopped his Find Mysterious Joe!21-13 , 21-15. lined up a team of eleven lettermen Mel Wolf, Al Stariha d. John Wein­ for ten more on a reverse and big one o'clock when the spectators be­ way to an easy victory over Lyne. Strong Forward Jim Barber lugged the oval over from the 1932 unbeaten Trojan gan clamoring for the football game 6-1, 6-3. The Chicago White Sox' Joe Cham­ man, Clinton Knowles, 21-11, 21-15. 8Quad, putting Bob Erskine and berlain mystery was solved yesterday, Tom Barron, Frank Miller d. Ro­ the last fifteen yards for the score G and at 2:15 the football game began Jack Guilbert was in form and Wall For Dons «orge Lady in the tackle positions but immediately became a mystery land Arata, Dr. T. Brennan, 21-3, to end the drive. This play should and ended about four o'clock, after swept over Goldstein, 6-1, 6-3, while prove very effective with such big left vacant by Ernie Smith, all-Amer- which the athletes were feted at a Coach Tom Stidham. former line again. Clarence Fieber, former U.S.F. 21-14. Colin Moreton defeated Quilala. pitcher and now moundsman for the men as Barber, Hyde, Blewett, ican, and Capt. Tay Brown. Erskine banquet given in honor of Father coach at the University of San Fran­ w 6-1, 7-5. Chicago team was the solver, and Shaw and Muzzio carrying the ball ho played halfback last fall, was William I. Lonergan. cisco, felt assured that last season for gains and with Letlow, Pucheu, 1« stranger in the line, for Coach The Dons made a clean sweep of the Hilltoppers had the makings of a incidentally the one who also caused CARR RECEIVES WIRE * The century run was won by the doubles matches, when the three the mystery to evolve itself again. Goldberg, Kelly and others work­ •tones used him at tackle and end Stith, who traveled the distance in real varsity. This year he continues FROM BLAZING BEN ing the guard-around, the football *s a sophomore. new combinations, Lang and Guil­ on in his job of making tougher ones Fieber found Chamberlain roaming 10.3, which is good time, consider­ about in Pasadena and coaxed him situation at U.S.F. seems assured. * * * mette, Harley and Kalisky and Guil­ out of tough ones at Northwestern Bill Carr, Olympic champion and ing the stiff wind he was running bert and Moreton all turned in vic­ back to camp with him. However, Varsity Improved THE first string line-up consisted against. The 880-event was car­ University, but it is also known that 440 meter world record holder, ad­ The final score of the encounter tories. he holds a warm spot in his heart before Fieber could present the mys­ °f John Seixas, left end; Erskine, left ried away by Doug Knowles, crack terious one to Manager Lew Fonseca, mitted today that his sprinting days was 18 to 0 in favor of the varsity tackle; Aaron Rosenberg, left guard; lialf-miler of the track squad. His The Dons have shown improve­ for his friends at the San Francisco are over. Lying in University Hospi­ and the team showed strong power ment in every match and prospects institution. he had again disappeared and now Curtis Youel, center; Larry Stevens, lime in this instance was 2.4. Chil- the complexities are worse. tal with both ankles and pelvis and splendid interference, with Bar­ fight guard; Lady, right tackle; ders managed to outdistunce are bright for completing the season He was temporarily batting for broken he was cheered by a telegram ber, Pucheu and Condray predomi­ c without a defeat. Dal Marval, All-American tackle Young Clarence Fieber made quite from Ben Eastman. It read: nating throughout the encounter. *Pt. Ford Palmer, right end; Homer O'Farrel, the favorite, in the broad a reputation for himself while a Griffith, quarterback; Robert Me­ jump with a leap of 21 feet, 2 Today the Dons meet San Mateo and now head line coach at San "Very sorry to hear of your Condray accounted for the last score J.C. at San Mateo. San Mateo is Francisco V. Since the leaving of member of the * University of San accident. Hope it is not serious. of the game when he went over a dian, left half; Cal Clemens, right inches. Francisco freshman nine of 1931 and ha»f. and Gordon Clark, fullback. Stith Lends Up rated the strongest of the J.C. outfits, Stidham for the East, Marval has Best wishes for a speedy recovery." triple reverse to boost the outcome taken over the duties as the line was immediately grabbed by the Also there was another message to 18. All who witnessed the encoun­ Only Irvine Warburton, 141-pound Stith took first in the high jump, and should prove a good test of the Chicago Cubs. Since that time Fieber Quarterback star, was missing. He climbing up to the amazing height of Dons' strength. coach and has proven a quite effi­ from "Dink" Templeton, Eastman's ter were loud in the praise of Lewis' cient manager. The Don tackles has played good ball with the big coach. 1933 eleven. « now a member of the track team 6 feet 7 inches, which in a meet league team. as a quarter-miler. would have garnered him a first and last season were outstanding, mainly due to the splendid ability * * • any honors in Coast competition. Mails, Dykes Honored Reed and Childers were tied for sec­ Carry On of Marval. As Marval begins his AT Westwood Bill Spaulding also second year in this capacity he RENT FROM At Alumni Banquet Today •^d an Imposing array of gridsters. ond place. Stroud-Seabrook & Co. T starts with two veteran tackles, he UCLANS settled down to hard The shot put toss went to Clark Bill Rockne, eldest son of the late who, under his guidance should Walter Mails and Harlan Dykes, *°rk immediately with a practice Smith with a heave of 48 foot to Knute Rockne, was hard at work earn themselves All-Coast distinc­ Santa Clara baseball and basketball Complete "J>at lasted two and a half hours. put him ahead of Schmidt, the iThe BIKERY e today with the spring football squad tion. coaches, will be guests of honor at Athletic Equipment " had seventeen lettermen out, in­ favorite, who fell way off, only of St. Benedict's College. Marval believes that Ed Hyde and ! 3 Acres to Practice On a luncheon to be given them by the cluding Mike Frankovich, star quar­ boosting the iron ball out 40 feet 8 Forty men have turned out for Jim Barber are two of the best pros­ Bronc alumni association at the Plaza 1251 MARKET STREET terback; Joe Keeble, fullback; Walt inches. Childers took a third. The j N IT E RI D E S Hotel today. An interesting^ pro­ spring drill under Coach Larry Mul- pects he has ever seen; and that San Francisco, Calif. duller, end; Verdi Boyer, guard; punting contest went to Scatini, coming from an All-American is j Enter at Kezar Parking Area gram has been arranged, starting at "*1 McGue, tackle, and Capt. Lee who booted the ball out for an lins, famous Notre Dame fullback Telephone HEMLOCK 6070 something to remark about. *jt i—n i — i > — 11 — u «—« » ^— n a ^-*l—• • — • •—11—" « ^— «»J 12:15 p.m. Coates, all-Pacific Coast center. average 55 yards per kick. in 1930. Page Four THE FOGHORN BOOK OF THE WEEK HAMILTON LECTURE IIIIKI . | SACRED ANDSECULAR N suiiiUikiii,!:'•liii.iu:. Footlight (Continued from Page 1) (Continued from Page 2.) after a hiatus of more than twenty to Chicago with an official of a large power company with whom her CONCERT SET FOR years. Chatter father has been bargaining. Sum­ Since the signal triumph of "Cy­ i .,—_._„|. moned home a little later by her PALM SUNDAY By EDWARD D. DOYLE rano" Mr. Hamilton has served as a father's illness, she refuses to give The Alcazar Theatre has had more member of the board of directors any explanation. She has a job. She The University of San Francisco is a business.woman. than its share of the year's hit shows, of Walter Hampden, Inc. will, on Palm Sunday, April 9, pre­ but the new play down on O'FarreL Mr. Hamilton's career as a teacher Papa La Pleur sets out in his canoe sent the second of this year's series street is undoubtedly the high spot on the turbulent Wisconsin river ana (The Tavern's Doors Never Close) of cultural and educational events, of Henry Duffy's season. Elmer Rice and a lecturer dates back to 1901 is drowned. Linnie thinks he has at the Civic Auditorium, 2:30 o'clock, wrote "Counsellor-At-Law" for Paul When, after taking his degree as M.A. committed suicide. "I killed him," when a concert of special sacred and "Scarface" Muni. When Muni came at Columbia University at the age ot she says, "and there was nothing to secular music will be given. west to Hollywood his part was taken 19 he began uo lecture in the depart­ tell at all. But why could I not say Uda Waldrop, famous California over by Otto Kruger, a great favor­ that?" "It was the same with me," Geary Street ment of English. composer and organist, has charge of ite in the East though not so well said Dolly, "I wanted to be respons­ Near 20th Avenue an excellent musical program direct­ known in California. The enterpris­ For twenty consecutive years ible to no one but myself. I'm living ing a male chorus of sixteen pro­ ing Henry Duffy has brought Mr. Mr. Hamilton lectured at Colum­ my own life, not everybody else's life. fessional soloists. They will sing se­ Kruger to San Francisco and for bia and his celebrated Saturday I wasn't a success at my job and I lections especially arranged by Mr. this move, he deserves the plaudits morning course on the contempo­ came home." Waldrop for this Palm Sunday con­ of local playgoers. A great star, sup­ rary drama was attended by thou­ But Papa La Fleur was dead and cert. ported by a great cast in a great sands of students. Among his for­ his daughters saw at last that cruelty St. Ignatius Church on Ignatian play! That is a large order but I mer students in this course are belongs to no generation. So much Heights has, in past years, attracted think it can be safely applied to several of the most successful at least the old and the young have music-loving people to its Palm Sun­ "Counsellor-At-Law." American playwrights of the pres­ in common. day concerts, and, now, after an in­ George Simon—played by Otto ent time. terval of several years, the concert Kruger—has risen from the ghetto Washing Oiling is to be resumed under most attrac­ to the leading place among New Member of Players Polishing Greasing tive auspices. In order to accommo­ York's lawyers. He has won pres­ Mr. Hamilton has long been a date the large number of music-lov­ tige in his profession, a large fortune, member of the National Institute of ing people, in general, the Civic Au­ a position in metropolitan society. Arts and Letters, and has served as ditorium has been secured for this He asks nothing more of life. He is vice-president and also as secretary service VJarage concert which will be in keeping with a successful happy man. of the institute. • Complete Garage Service the standards and traditions of the Sometime before the play opens Combination 50c 65c-$l-00-$1.25 University of San Francisco. George Simon had been connected He has also served for six years as Day and Night Parking Music Superior secretary of the Players, the famous with a rather shady case. It was the SPECIAL RATES TO U.S.F. Breakfasts Luncheons Dinners club of actors and other artists The distinguished composer, Uda one and only such incident in his STUDENTS Waldrop, has adapted the Theodore career and he has almost forgotten which was founded in 1888 by Ed­ Dubois' composition: "The Seven Last it ever happened. Suddenly it is win Booth. In its past history of 819 Ellis Street more than forty years the Players After-the-Party Specials Words of Christ on the Cross" for brought to light again and Simon Bet. Polk and Van Ness the male voices to be heard at this have had only four presidents. These faces disbarment. His friends desert PRospect 9543 San Francisco concert. Other numbers of outstand­ him. His wife leaves him. Despair­ were Booth, Joseph Jefferson, John — ALSO — ing musical value will be on the pro­ ing, he attempts suicide, but is saved Drew, and the present incumbent, gram. by his secretary. At last he discovers Walter Hampden. "People in San Francisco have a way out. A new case is offered The lecture, while intended pri­ proved that they will go to hear him. It is work, the only thing he marily for the University students LaCjrande & Vv hite's sacred music," stated Uda Waldrop, understands, his only salvation. who are interested in the drama and Tavern Bar recently, "for not long ago when I Kruger is superb as George Simon. in Browning, is open to the public. LAUNDRY COMPANY assisted in presenting the 'Bach B. It is a varied role demanding much Admission is free. Soda Fountain Beer on Draught Special Sandwiches Minor Mass' the place was packed to of an actor. And not once is the the doors." Mr. Waldrop believes illusion lost. The supporting com­ "The Recommended that the people of San Francisco and pany is large and highly capable. GArfleld 0964 "The Old Red Cow Gives Good Milk Now" its environs will welcome an oppor­ Olive Tell is cold and stately as Laundry" tunity to hear the magnificent music Simon's high-born wife. Mary Doran Dr.Chas.B.Hobrecht COME OUT AND TRY OUR MILK SHAKES of the Palm Sunday concert and pre­ is excellent as the secretary. Vera CORRECTIVE OPTOMETRY 250 12th St. San Francisco dicts that there will be an apprecia­ Gordon plays Simon's mother sensi­ (Since 1904) tive audience filling the auditorium. tively and touchingly. The other Howard Bids;. 209 Post Street Phone MArket 0916 The personnel of the sixteen male members of the very large cast are (Note address—No branch offices) choristers directed by Uda Waldrop admirable, one and all. comprises: Charles F. Bulottl, Aus­ tin W. Sperry, Henry L. Perry, Clar­ ence H. Oliver, David de Haven, Ray­ A new wrinkle in the collegiate mond Nealon, Charles L. Delmar, world is netting the promoters guest Victor Detwiler, Robert E. Saxe, tickets to hotels and night clubs. The Sydney Charles, Everett E. Foster, enterprising students arrange to have Gwynfi Jones, Edwin G. Imhaus, Mer- a band come and play before the stu­ ville Yetter, Oliver Jones, John Teel, dent body. The band leader and the all of whom are soloists. hotel owner (where the band is play­ Tickets ing) are glad to accept this form of Tickets for the Palm Sunday con­ advertising. cert in the Civic Auditorium are fifj.y cents, seventy-five cents and one dol­ lar, all reserved. Reservations may be made at Sherman, Clay & Com­ pany and at the box office of the BARRETT Civic Auditorium from 10 a.m. on and Palm Sunday.

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