2 THE QUAKER Friday, F~bruary 19, 1943 THE QUAKER In Memory Of One Who Publ~hed Weekly /During~· the School Yea.r by the -StUQ«nts of SALEM HIGH SCHOOL, SALE!\I, OHIO Loved America Above All · RuTttIE~s B. G. Ludwig, principal Frinted by The Salem Label Co,. Salem, 0 . EGKLESS ~ AMBLES VOL. XXIII. FEBRUARY 19, 1943 NO. 19 Editor-In-Chief Mary Byers Do I feel humorous-do I feel funny-Ha! Weath­ Business Manager Herbert Ha:nsell er like we've had would freeze even the mere Editorial Staff thoughts of a jokester. Emma: Bauman . Bob Mitchell Well, well, St. Vwl~ntine surely left his stamp Elizabeth Benedetti Jean Reeves on these monotonous halls from the "moony­ Barbara Brian Ruth Sinsley eyed" expressions on the girls' faces. Ibby Dales June Chappell . Margaret Farcus Jinny Snyder received an anonynl()Us · Valentine tha.t was Dorothy Haldi Walter Vansickle mig'hty sweet and-she's just dyin' to know who it Jim Kelley Ja;c!( Rance could be from . Confidentially . I wouldll!t A:pprentice Staff -... tel1 a soul . if it were to be made known to Ruth Baltorinic Johnny Mulford me .•. honest... Sally Campbell Harvey Walken Betty Cibula John Works Dang~r lurks in ell'ery "mis-move" you make at Fred Lewis Ada Zerbs the local hangouts, if you get in the way of the Proofreaders jivjn' jive~ters. When I speak of the hangout, you'll , -Elis l(eyes Barbara Butler notice it fits pretty well, too, cause most of the time Typists they have to hang-out the window after one of those Elizabeth , Dales Carol Jaeger sessions. ,-- Photographer A Typical Jitterbug Bill Haessly Jittabug, Jive, she gets no sleep, Business Sta.ft' But she doesn't seem to mind it, r...bwell Hoperick Chris Paparodis When she's "in the groove", August Juliano Gene Howell And on the move, •1im Gibbs Bill Buehler It .doesn't bother her a bit. Irene Fratila John Sharp John C'one Harold Pike (okay, so I can't write poetr~). Robert Musser Ernest Ware Hunting season ever presents problems to the FACULTY ADVISERS: morons. 'l'he moron's wife worried herself sick R . w. Hilgendorf H. C'. Lehman the -0-ther day 'cwuse her husba.nd went 0>ut to Subcription Rate, $1.50 Per Year Band Goes Phone ·Has Good shoot crap and she didn't know how to fix - . To subscribe, mail name and address, with remittance them.... to Ma:nager of The Quaker, Salem High School, Sa­ To Town and Bad Points NO DOUBT: lem, Ohio. ,_,_,_ ,You, - too, have been hounded by the Fresliies Entered as second-class mail December 21 , 1921, at Have you ever had the oppor- Greetings you all! One of the selling their pencils, and it sure seems to be a "do the Postoffice at Salem, Ohio, under the Act of March 3, 1879. tunity to just sit back and watch most henious devices · of modern or die... affair since they practically · fly over any the S. H . S. band in action during civilization is the telephone, or at obstacles in view to -make a sale ... or haven't you a seventh period practice?- Well, least that is the contention of our noticed??? If Washington Lived Today when watching, one soon becomes friend Professor Blott. This noted ....You have become mighty familiar with · Jack so entranced with the antics of gentleman says that our contem- Benny and Bob Hope and "I'm only six years old", the musicians tlhat he forgets to porary civilization. is a slave of and all of those other radio programs, on these long He would see America. plunged into a war as concentrate on the music. ·Soon tlhe * ! ! **-*$ things and that they gasless evenings. great and as decisive as the Revolution of 1776. his eyes are wide but his ea.rs are are absolutely no good since they . ..There will be a "Club of the Lonesome Hearts" He would be proud of the splendid showing Amer- deaf to the melodious strains un- can't ·keep you company when -started in the near future if all the boys keep leav­ ican soldiers are making on the world battlefronts. less, of course, someone plays a you're lonesome and really want ing for college and the army . the girls have many He would be enthusiastic about the progress the sour note, which never happens someone to talk to. <We know a choices, that of becoming a WAAC, a WAVE, or a United States has made in this war where so much in Salem high. fell!'.JW by the name of Steele who WOW, not bad if you can keep your heart's desire in was against her except the driving courage of those In the front t.lhe first four clar- has different ideas.) sight eh, what, girls? - at home. inet players, Dale Wykoff, Bill Ben- But so much for the worthy . '. .You haven't missed those eye catching Victory He would find America working . together with son, Jay Hanna and Tom Williams, professor. We'll put hinl - back· in ·patches which Jinny and Bill prefer to call shoes her onetime oppressor, Great Britain, in an effor"t . seem ¥> be trying ·to outdo each moth balls until we need lhim for . .. if you have, you sure don't know what you're to. bring back to the world ·the democracy which· his other in. acrobatics. In perfect reference material again. <Would missing ... or do you? men won at Valley Forge. rhythm the four heads and instru- that we could do the same thing From Dizzy · Daffy Nitions: Or, the wa.y it ments go up and down with the with Ruthie!) would be to Mitdhell: He would see some "hoarders" of whom he would beat. We "moderns:• have .. become Reform-What people do when they diet. not be very proud, but he would also notice the Farther back EUgene Mueller quite attached- to the things. In Wagon-Usual state of female tongue. tremendous sacrifices that many "true Americans" takes a solo, while t.lhe other-trum- faC't most women lhave had to be Freshmen-A small green animal of lively are making so that the W'!-r may be won soon and pet players look on. Betty . Rea pried /away from their favorite habits (especial'ly when passing out of school). in our favor. Lee Holloway, and Walt Krauss "gossip catcher" at one time or Zinc-You have one in every kitchen. He would be buying more than his share of War sit in the back row and go ·(and I ano ther and they are rapidl .Y Student-An animal that is eager for knowl- bonds and stamps because he would realize so well quote) "Umpa umpaaaaa Umpa!" coming into use by the male _pop- edge (now, almost extinct). _ through bitter experience, that men can not win by means of their huge winding. ulation as they put wolfing on an Debate-Used to fish with. wars by courage and will-power alone; they must tubas. "out of whistling distance" basis. It has come to my ears that Frank carloss is have the materials with which to carry out their In the center of the group is an A survey of these latter "char- qm·t e o ft en call e d t h e , ' M emphis Kid". Of course we plans. empty space. The band sorely mis- acters" has been taken by yours don't know what it means and I sure would apprec­ ses Paul Evans,' their· first bari- truly and we are now ready to iate it if the keeds in this school would start tone horn player and student dir- announce the three most popular "givin' with the info',"and let us in on some of these ector, who is now in Oberlin col- telephone numbers among the Sa- 'hyar things bein' kept secret. .. Here" s Your GhanceI lege. lem. High lads. They are 3431, Have you heard that Mary Mae Votaw, Evelyn It has been mentioned by a number of students Of the solo trombones the -first 3076, 3393 ! Nicklason, and Peggy Pulchard like to think of . h t • · 1 b · htl - Yeh man! The little old black themselves as the "three Miuske•--...... " I wonder that Salem High_ as a whole should participate in the thmg e no ices IS a arge, rig Y -. ..,.,• .,. book is sure taking a beating these if they mean like the· three ..:...·- 1·-teers m· the war effort to a greater .extent. As we now have the soc k e d f oo t o f H erb H anse11 , b e- ,.....,,..,., ing raised and lowered 10 inches days. Bill Shoop _claims he is in movies . ·.. hmm•.. Victory Corps we can do just that thing. Several projects will probably be nutrition, first aid, salvage, . about eighty times per minute his fourt.lh volume. Pretty good Can You Bea.t These Nie-Nae-Names Acquired By for a shy fellow, eh what? Some of the mob? mechanics, and welding. It will be possible for every- and hitting the floor (which, in­ one t o find some work which he will like to do and cidentally, is the ceiling of the lib­ John Plegge-Monster < John Sharp-John the Con at the same time feel as if he is doing something rary) with a thunderous crash. Danny Smith-BooGer Dan to insure victory. While he is staring, fascinated by Students Name Harold Pike-Chisler · Make sure you participate in your club's program this object, the seventh period bell Evelyn.