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The Grizzly, February 26, 1991

Krishni Patrick Ursinus College

Sara Jacobson Ursinus College

Dawn Deraney Ursinus College

Erika Compton Ursinus College

Terri Johnson Ursinus College

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Recommended Citation Patrick, Krishni; Jacobson, Sara; Deraney, Dawn; Compton, Erika; Johnson, Terri; Major, Chris; Strawbridge, Jennifer; Owens, Danielle; Ugoretz, Tonya; Zobel, Laura; Woytek, Judd; Outwin, Christin; Hajian, Eleanore; Solensky, Gina; Richter, Richard P.; Castells-Talens, Antoni; and Schafer, Neil, "The Grizzly, February 26, 1991" (1991). Ursinus College Grizzly Newspaper. 272. https://digitalcommons.ursinus.edu/grizzlynews/272

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This book is available at Digital Commons @ Ursinus College: https://digitalcommons.ursinus.edu/grizzlynews/272 ------~;- ne9 Serving the Ursinus Tfieo G rizzly community since 1978 Publishing the trust, from good motives and for justifiable ends Volume 22 Number 16 -Alexander Hamilton February 26, 1991 The Gulf War -- How Will It Affect the Economy? BY SARA JACOBSON the world economy. With the Economics professor Dr. Jahan unsure of economic futures in economies and even helped Asst Ans and Entel1ainment Editor United States in a recession the Saleh ,who was born in Iran. important markets like oil, countries out of recession due to Debates on the war in the world has been keeping close Dr. Saleh fllst came to the spending and investing decreases increased economic demands of Middle East are not only focused watch on the economic United States at the age of four. which hurts the economy. Dr. the government, but this is no on politics. An equally important implications of this conflict. One He has visited his home country Saleh comments that, "the way the longer the common view. in this consideration is the economic person with an eye on the many times, including an eight war ends is crucial." case the war and questionable ~ffects on both the oil market and news is Ursinus year trip between completing his Dr. Saleh predicts that if the future of oil prices has, schooling and teaching in the war ends relatively quickly, which "introduced uncertainty into the United States. Dr. Saleh graduated he believes it will, and if Hussein economic environment frrrns face." from William and Mary with a is not allowed to gain any Saleh also notes that lack of Bachelor of Arts in Economics and concessions, world confidence will comfort with the world political received his doctorate from the rise and economic prosperity may power structure has had a negative University of Massachusetts in again be possible. Currently there effect on worldwide economies. Amherst. Returning to this country is an oil glut, so he sees prices Agam the economic issues come in 1986, he taught economics at stabilizing and possibly falling. down to a matter of individual Franklin and Marshall before This will create a, "positive supply trust. coming to Ursinus. effect on the growth of the So, yes, there is another side to According to Dr. Saleh, the economy." After the war is over he this war. Economics and politics primary effect the war will have on does not feel there will be much of are two social sciences which are world economy will be on the a problem with paying for the obviously closely related. As the world confidence in general. If gigantic cost of the war effort political situation improves, so will things were to turn out badly, for because of the fmancial help our the economic environment. Dr. example if Hussein were given allies and the Saudi government Saleh thinks that the United States many of the concessions he wishes have pledged. has sent forces to the area for to link to the pullout of his troops In the short run and at present more of a political motivation than from Kuwait, world confidence in the war is not helping the an economic one, but that, "the political security could be badly floundering American economy. economic importance of the region shaken. When people lose trust in Past economists used to believe has made it politically more their national securities or become that war in general stimulated important." Dr. Jahan Saleh Airband Competition Enters Its Eighth Year

BY ELEANORE HAJIAN Band and expressed her gratitude and general donations alone. Tee will be forced to cut into the helpful for the family. The Kings Associate Editor and appreciation. "You're a shirts are still available and will actual charity fund. Commented need more help than I think On the evening of Februaty 22, wonderful group of people," she still be sold to meet costs. If the coo!dinator Lewis, "The acts were people at Ursinus know." 1991 the eighth annual Air Band stated. Amanda also appeared on shirts aren't sold, then organizers vety entertaining, and it was vety Competition was held in Wismer stage and received a warm cafeteria. The proceeds for this standing ovation. year's competition went to six year Amanda King is the daughter of old Amanda King who was Jeffrey and Melissa King of diagnosed with Wilm's tumor, a Coventty Township. Since her type of cancer affecting the diagnosis Amanda has undergone kidneys, lungs, liver, and lymph surgety to remove both a kidney nodes, in December. and a liver tumor. She will require There were twelve acts in this at least another year of treatment year's competition. First place which is overwhelmingly expensive. went to the group, 'The Senior Judy Paladino,a Resident Attraction" who performed a Assistant (RA.) and President of dance number and lip synch to Kappa Delta Kappa, proposed Paula Abdul's "Opposites Attract." Amanda as a candidate for the Air Second place went to "Black to the Band fund. Amanda was chosen by Future" who entertained with an an RA. vote over four other innovative, rap dance routine to candidates. Bonnie Gilmour, "Poison" by Bell, Biv, DeVoe. The Reimert RA. commented, "It was third place prize went to "The a difficult decision but Amanda's Hottest Band in the World" who case was vety deserving." appeared as the spitting image of Earlier this year Ms. Paladino the hard rock band, KISS (before organized a group of 28 Kappa they took off their make-up) and Delta Kappa sisters who lip synched the song "Detroit Rock volunteered to wait tables at a City." spaghetti supper held at Bethel The judges appeared in a variety Methodist Church in East of costumes. Among the most Coventty, P A. to benefit Amanda. amusing to the crowd were Dr. The Resident Assistants organize Smail's clown get up and Lisa and run Air Band each year. Keir Tremper Barne's sexy outfit. While Lewis, a senior English Major and the contestants waited for the RA., coordinated the entire event. judge's decision Mrs. King thanked An estimated twelve hundred fifty Air Band winners Bruce McNutt, Keir Lewis, Bonnie Emmert, Suan Soltesz, Ro. AJaeo, KhaIU Meae« evetyone for their efforts in Air dollars was raised from ticket sales ~p~al~e~l~Th~e~G~nu~·~~~------U.S.G.A. Minutes · ~evvs------~~~~----URSINUS __ _ COLLEGE

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From College Communications assistant professor of mathematics, President Richter has who last year was the fIrst winner announced that Ursinus College of the Sears Award at Ursinus, has been selected to participate in feel the program provides an The Sears-Roebuck Foundation's impetus for creativity among 1990-91 Teaching Excellence and faculty. Rosenthal won the award Campus Leadership Award for his creation of Humanistic Program. This is the second year Calculus, an innovative course of the program's existence and designed to explain the concepts Ursinus has been a part of it both and methods of calculus to non­ years. mathematics majors. "At Ursinus College our primary "It was a tremendous thrill to emphasis is on quality teaching, me, Rosenthal said. "I think the with the student as our central existence of the award might focus," say Richter. "We are encourage others to be innovative." especially pleased that The Sears­ The program is administered Roebuck Foundation has nationally by the Foundation for maintained its long-standing Independent Higher Education partnership with independent and in the commonwealth James higher education by continuing this L. Caplinger, president of the teacher recognition program'" Foundation for Independent The awards, totally $1.4 million, Colleges in Pennsylvania. are presented to top educators at "We salute Sears in recognizing nearly 700 of the nation's leading one of the society's most independent ltberal arts colleges fundamental needs, excellence in and universities as a means ot teaching," said John P. Blessington Photo By Kristen Schwarz, Photo Editor recognizing their outstanding F.I.H.E. president. 'These awards' Through a collective effort Studio Cottage displayed yellow ribbons aU along the College drive in support of resourcefulness and leadership. In will honor some of our nation's Pennsylvania, $133,500 in grants our troops in the Middle East. best educators and encourage " ... will be presented at 51 colleges. others to emulate them." The winning faculty member at "In the second year of this Ursinus will receive a grant of program," said Paula A. Banks, Lant,ern Deadline Soon How Will the War End? $1,500. The institutional grant is to president of The Sears-Roebucks Submit to The Lantern! We are be used to encourage campus Foundation, "We have the accepting poetry, short stories, An Open Dialogue leadership, faculty enrichment, and opportunity to demonstrate our essays, photos and artwork for the improved teaching. Winners of the commitment to reC()gnize campus Summer 1991 edition of The The questions of war award are to be selected by in Compiled by Grizzly News Services leadership and outstanding Lantern. Please place submissions reparations, Israel, and the post­ dependent committees on campus. teaching at the undergraduate in the Lantern box in the library Dr. Nicholas Berry, Chair of the war Middle East were also brought Dr. William E. Rosenthal, level." by March 13th. Politics Department moderated the up. Dr. Berry said that it is not third open dialogue on Wednesday necessary to totally destroy with the topic as, "How' the War Hussein, because he would not go Will End." About thirty students back into Kuwait after the The Global Perspective and faculty attended the event. punishment he had taken. Dr. Berry began by pointing out that it Saleh countered him, pointing out woman's health or in the event ot I dismantle Hoxha's personality cult. is much easier to start a war than that Hussein had taken enormous a seroius fetal deformity. Pope John Paul II has to end one. The group discussed damage in Iran, and would still be In Amherst, Mass. on Monday summoned Catholic Bishops form whether the Soviet peace proposal a threat to security in the region. ~ afternoon, a man c-arrying a peace all countries involved in the would be acceptable to Bush, and Finally, there was the whole 1"1.+~H~--I't--~-+"".~-+-Iw\,.w. •. sign doused himself with Persian Gulf War to hte Vatican most agreed that it would not. Ted problem of how the war will end. • flammable paint thinner then set next month for a peace-seeking Xaras claimed that Bush wanted to Will the allies have to march on himself aflame, burning himself to conference. crush Hussein, saying, "If he Baghdad? Will Saddam be death. Onlookers said that the withdrew now, [Bush] would be overthrown? In general, the only man was suddenly engulfed in a enraged because he wants a agreement was that these questions fIreball. War in the Gulf military victory." were too imponderable. '"BY CASSANDRA YUTZY' Due to the five year drought in President Gorbachev met with Of The Grizzly California, Los Angeles City Tariq Aziz, Iraq's foreign minister, Council enated a plan requiring a' several times last week. The two decrease in water use and fmes for . discussed a proposal by Moscow to violators. end the Persian Gulf War. The Editor's Wanted The White House last week plan called for the immediate If you have any released a national energy strategy. withdrawal from Kuwait with Editor applications are This package called for the International stipulations. The Iraqi-Soviet questions, contact Jon A Chilean airliner crashed last now being accepted for increase of domestic oil and initiave was rejected by President Volkmer regarding ~ Wednesday killing 19 people. Most natural agas production ado the George Bush Friday. Bush, instead The Ruby, The Lantern, Lantern, Jane increase of the use of nuclear of the 72 passengers were gave his own ultimatum for Iraqi and The Grizzly. Please American tourists travelling to withdrawal by noon (EST). Agnostinelli regarding power. Many environmental submit your applications groups and Congressiona Anartica. Saturday afternoon the grow\d The Grizzly, or Cindy K. Russian leader, Boris Yeltsin assault began. Allied forces moved for consideration to Democrats immediately voiced Harris regarding ~ their opposition stating it was formally censured by the into Iraq and Kuwait by land, air, Debbie Malone, Myrin neglected conservation and Soviet Parliament after calling for and sea. Initial indications were Ruby. renewable energy sources. the resignation of Mikhail very positive with claims of over Library. You may leave Applications stating Maryland's legislature last week Gorbachev on Wednesday. 10,000 Iraqi prisoners taken in the your application, with your background and .passed the nation's most hberal Protesting Alabanians toppled first day. American casualties were her name on it, at the also reported as light. The fIghting qualifications should be abortion rights law. Abortions can monuments of Albania's Stalinist Circulation Desk on the be perfomed la e in a woman's founder, Enver Hoxha, after their continues. submitted by Wednesday, term if it is meant to protect the President Rarnix Alia refused to main floor. March 13, at 12:00 noon. Paae 4 The Grizzly Features February 26, 1991

My First College Field Trip Speech Exemption Exam IIY DAWN DERANEY houses were more sparse than we The students were boarding their ever drank was at Three Mile Of the Grizzly saw before. Then I saw them. Four The Communication Ana buses, and I wondered if it Island. bothered them that they'd be hulking towers, two of which had Department will hold the SPring By the time we headed back to My first field trip in college was steam rising from them. This time, examination for those wishing to among the first to go. Next to the Ursinus it was dark and I was to Three Mile Island power plant. they were really close. We were be exempted from the college high school lay a cemetery. cranky because I was tired, hungry, When my professor, Jon Volkmer, within a mile of Three Mile Island. requirement of Public Speaking Looking at the shop lined and had vast amounts of announced to my Advanced The drive continued. The (Communication Arts 201) on streets, my intellectual comment homework to tackle. Needless to Creative Writing class that we Middletown Bible Church was Tuesday, March 12 at 3:00 p.m. was, "how cute." There was even a say, I did not do so much sight were going to Three Mile Island, I nestled behind some trees. About in Ritter Center. Those wishing to 7-11 on the comer. Across from seeing on the way home. Aside was unphased, but a bit curious. thirty feet from the church was a be considered for exemption there was St. Peters' Lutheran from a ten minute conversation Why did he choose this particular Church built in the 1700's. After worn down, dilapidated sign nearly from the course are required to with my peers about varying present a speech before the attraction to grant me my flfst this, we got lost. Dr. Volkmer hidden in the underbrush, which field trip in three years at Ursinus brands of vodka, and what mixed Communication Arts faculty on a missed the highway. NO big dea~ read 'TMI T-shirts." When we College? As it turns out, Dr. drinks we prefer, I slept. So, there particular topic. Students should I was enjoying the scenery. On one approached out destination, there Volkmer was asked to visit TMI you have it. Middletown, register in Dean Akin's office to side of the street was the Blue was a sign to the entrance which by Mr. Doug Badell, a Public Pennsylvania, home of Smitty's receive topics and instructions. Room Bar. On the other side, we read, "Meeting the Energy Relations OffIcer at TMI. Bedell Bar, The Ferry House, and sheep Freshmen are not encouraged to had Smitty's Tavern. Walking past Challenge With Leadership and saw an article written by Dr. farms. Oh yes, there's also Three attempt the examination; all Smitty's, were two Mennonite girls. Integrity." I wondered if Dougie Mile Island. others are welcome. For further Volkmer in The Philadelphia We kept driving (Dr. Volkmer had Bedell scnbed that one. information call Dr. Henry at ext. Inquirer about Limerick Power yet to realize the mistake), and There isn't really much to say Plant. That was all Doug needed. 2309 or Dr. Czubaroff at ext. passed more houses, each one with about our actual visit. We couldn't First came a letter beckoning Jon 2266. a yellow ribbon, an American flag, go on a walking tour because of to visit TMI and telling him to feel a candle in the window, and an the War in the Gulf, and all the free to bring a class along. Then, a r------abandoned car on the front lawn. hype about terrorism, so we were box arrived with hundreds of Grizzly Fund Drive Giveaway When we passed a sheep farm, I reduced to driving around the pamphlets. Of course, Dr. had a sneaking suspicion that we plant. Lots of buildings, and a Volkmer saw this as the perfect might be headed in the wrong tower which cools water. Neat. I The drawing will be held after opportunity to let our creative direction. Then Dr. Volkmer, did learn, however, some details Spring Break. Please support us. juices flow. He accepted the being a man of the nL"1eties, about the "mishap" in 1979. A Contact Grizzly staff members for invitation, and on February 4, announced we were lost. We made relief valve froze open and water information. 1991, off we went to Three Mile a u-turn in the driveway of a leaked from the cooling system. Islan<1. All my father said was, building called the Ferry house. Over 200,00 gallons of radioactive -don't touch anything." This was an interesting piece of water overflowed onto the floor of .TRAPPE .- I'm from Ho-Ho-Kus, a tiny American heritage not to be the reactor building. the job of the --:-:··:SE ER &: S"CJDA -:~:-.-.:-' town in North Jersey about 40 ignored. We piled out and read Public Relations people was to tell '.'" ~ 4S9; 2()'7ll: --:-, ,--:- ~< _.: minutes from New York City. the public about this accident, and the plaque on the building that . -: 'YOllft R l!.1. ~Ef,,~~~AA~E-S!OR~· And, they call where I live the explained The Ferry House was how there was no major elevation suburbs. I beg to differ. What I ~'¥,~iii:~c~t - _~!::"trc~ct!:n~ip~~ once a for tin the Revolutionary in radioactive levels. Actually, I ffil ~~ _ .''. - TA""PE". 'PI' :~ saw on my trek to Middletown was War. was quite bored with most of the :;t.T !.-S __ - ~w.- '5;t~'P.l:r. ''-:l .•-,.- definitely the boonies. You don't We re-loaded ourselves on the two and a half hour lecture. My win sso gift certificate need a dictionary to fmd the bus and finally found the correct mind focused on what kind of definition of "boonies." Simply pay route. Once again, we were driving cookie I should eat next, and how close attention to what you are on small, narrow roads, though the ironic it was that the best coffee I about to read. No matter where I looked I saw silos, cows, hung laundry, and abandoned cars. There was a lot of open land. I thought it would look beautiful at sunset. As we drew closer to our destination, we inevitably crossed a The Grizzly wishes to tJumk our toll booth. Dr. Volkmer, the special patrons, Trappe Beer and curious sort, asked the toll booth Soda, Clemen's Markets, and attendant if living in the shadow of Pizza Box for their special TMI bothered her. I was donations to our fund drive. embarrassed for him. However, after a slightly tongue-tied moment, she answered, "if it goes, it goes." "Stairway to Heaven" Custom played inside her booth. Come on everyone, don't you think it's $9* Once on the bridge, Dr. time to get into shape? Volkmer pulled the bus to the side ,~~}s~~Jl of the road to get pictures of the .• At Body Transit we have a full line of Everyday low price ominous towers lurking in the not machines & plenty of "FREE'~ weights. • Long hair extra so distant distance. In front of us, • Come let us "Move Your Body" into shape! another car also pulled over. We assumed it was a CIA agent Just remember at Body Transit you have No Appointment· Just Walk In targeting our bus as a terrorist no choice - You WILL get into shape vehicle, so we casually drove off. because at Body Transit . . . "We Make Finally, we found ourselves in the heart of Middletown, easily be Your Body Move". a pseudonym for Dogtown, U.SA. Special: Sign up today, will cost $69.00 for rest Check Yellow Pages for Salon nearest you I expected to see L'il Abner of semester. Then, $.95 a day prorated. ---896 ------.------$1 OFF 8115 chasing Daisy Mae, and Mammy . (call for details) Tanning bed COIDiDJ soon. $2 OFF 1 $2 OFF -I Yokum smoking her pipe on her CHILD'S HAIRCUT I ADULT HAIRCUT 1 KMS HAIRCARE pipe on her porch. After weaving 105 MAIN ST., COLLEGEVILLE, PA. :::;:::.= 1 & BLOWDRY I PRODUCTS uphill through tiny roads, close Located across from Keyser EIIJ)i..:=~~r;:.dra 1Elpir::~~··.NL:',gS~;.dnI I together houses, and laundry hung Miller Ford, Collegeville 489-8855 . everywhere, we passed the ~I~I Middletown Jr.-Sr. High School. -- February 26, 1991 Features The Grizzly Page 5 Sgt. Grizz McCabe Wins Contest February 15, 1991 at 11:05 AM., it is reported to the Security Department that a male visitor was in one of the bathrooms in the Quad. The Officer located the visitor and advised him of the rules and regulations of the Quad. The incident has been turned over to the Office of Resident Life.

February 16, 1991 at 2:06 AM., The Collegeville Police Department as well as the Security Department responded to Reimert after receiving a report of a fight in progress. Persons involved in the incident were escorted to the Security Office where statements were given. The incident was a repercussion from a problem that transpired earlier this date. All involved were advised to return back to their rooms.

February 18, 1991 at 9:55 AM., A Subcontractor working at the Life Science Building reported the theft of tools from this location. The Collegeville Police Department as well as Security are investigating the incident.

February 18, 1991 at 11:50 P.M., It is reported to Security that a wallet was taken from a suite. According to the student, he had placed his wallet on the top of his desk in the room at 4:00 P.M., when he returned the wallet was missing with all of his credit cards. The Phoenixville and Collegeville Police Dept.'s Freshman, Alan McCabe, first prize winner for his ending of The RussUJ House apprehended the individuals involved and were arrested for BY ERIKA COMPTON and Dr. Dole announced it in with a lot of scenery. The book Burglary. NOTE·uThe suite and room doors were unlocked. Of the Grizzly class," said McCabe. ended as a cliffbanger. As a movie, As the grand-prize winner, they chose to resolve the conflict February 22, 1991 at 2:20 AM., Three residents of the Quad McCabe and Dr. Dole travelled to at the end. I thought it was kind of were stopped by Security after exiting the rear door of Paisley Alan McCabe, a freshman New York on an all-expense paid corny," said McCabe, 'The trip to on the Beardwood side, activating the alarm system. All involved humanities major, recently won trip to see the movie premiere of New York was great." will face stringent disciplinary action by the Office of Resident frrst prize in a writing contest The Russia House. The movie The ending McCabe wrote was Life. SUCH ACTION CANNOT BE TOLERATED!!!! RULES sponsored by MGMjUA studios stars Sean Connery and Michelle markedly different from the movie. AND REGULATIONS OF THE QUAD HAVE BEEN SET through lifetime learning systems. Pfeiffer, and was released on In his version the love-torn Barley FORTH FOR YOUR PROTECTION. YOU AS RESIDENTS The contest was run through Dr. December 13, 1990. Blair accidentally meets up with MUST ADHERE TO THEM. 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The fact that the sports celebs and morel The union, which was located in Many felt' that the union marked a building was open until twelve THURSDAY Sponsored by Miller Lite what is now the Berman Museum new era of the college's social during the week and two o'clock . I Dress to Impress - don't get lllmed of Art, was a huge success in its development. on the weekends also accounted . ( . ~ away - Call lor detaili. / And ... 1f you're 17·24 come on 0U11or f1J'Sl: week of operation. The union In the short time that the for the large number of people our TlHIIday Rated "A" nlghta featuring contained rooms to watch building had been open the having the time to take advantage \. a popular & progressive mill of mUlier / (No aJchohol) television, listen to music, lounges televisions had been in constant of the new facility. ( / for studying and to hold the use, the meeting rooms were Aside from the usual activities meetings of various organizations, usually occupied by people of the building, the organizers also I / ) a recreation ')Om with pool tables, studying or by organizations planned to have concerts and a / ./ the offices of ESGA, a place to holding meetings, and there was a variety of other special activities " ~ show movie., and a snack shop for large number of people eating in that would take place in the union. 242 BALTIMORE PIKE, GLEN MILLS, PA refreshments. and enjoying the new snack shop. \.' . 215-4594140. FAX215-459-1115 Page 6 The Grizzly Arts and Entertainment February 26, 1991 Former Monsters of Rock

BY ALADDIN SANE or the Blue Light. Sold-out tours based hard rock. The vocals of Joe Triumph guitarist Rik Emmet frre hits, WVOU has been heard Of 1M Grizzly with Aerosmith and Guns 'n Roses Lynn Turner are sincere, but I still goes it alone on his frrst solo disc, spinning Emmet's "Big Lie", which followed. Those were the days. long for the vocals of Ian Gillan to Absolutely. Like Deep Purple, Rik along with "World of Wonder" are Ritchie Blaclanore and his Slaves and Masters should carry it through. Nothing against Emmet has a lot to live up to. As politically barbed numbers. Both pioneering hard rock band, Deep effectively serve as Deep Purple's Mr. Turner, I didn't like David one-third of Triumph, Emmet was are catchy, safe, sing-alongs Purple, return with their latest CD, swan-song. It's hard to imagine Coverdale (now of Whitesnake) as responsible for one of the best formulated for maximum radio Slaves and Masters. Back in their such an influential group bouncing lead Purple vocalist either. rock-n-roll discs of the BO's-Allied airplay. "Saved by Love" and heyday, Deep Purple could be back from a lackluster effort such Blackmore and the rest of the Forces. Along with Gil Moore and "Drive Time" are two favorites that found alongside , Led Zeppelin on as this. Gone (yet again) is vocalist retumingmembers-Roger Glover, Mick Levine, Rik Emmet and prove Emmet to be strong the charts. The band eventually Ian Gillan. Replacing Gillan is Ian Paice and Jon Lord, are solid, Triumph churned out some of lyrically, vocally, and sputtered out due to incessant Blackmore's former Rainbow but not solid enough. For the most Canada's most dependable hard instrumentally even without Levine personnel changes and by 1975 bandmate, Joe Lynn Turner, who part the disc is uninspired. Too rock. As Rik goes it alone, he and Moore. Ballads like "When a watered down versions of Purple can't quite fill Gillan's vacated many of the cuts could have been charts a different course. Heart Breaks" and "The Way You went by virtually unnoticed. Deep shoes. Slaves and Masters might done by the lack of talent that Absolutely is jam packed with Love Me" show Rik to be solid on Purple, with its most formidable actually be a terrific CD if it were already abounds in the rock world. radio friendly, middle of the road unfamiliar ground. line-up, staged a comeback in 1984 done as a different band. But this What's missing is the stamp that pop. Absolutely, while itself a with the release of its critically is Deep Purple we're talking says" Made by Deep Purple." To Rik remains true to himself with damned good disc, is unlikely to acclaimed Perfect Strangers, about. There are no "Smoke on borrow a phrase, "I know Deep continued stellar guitar and tough gain Rik Emmet any new fans. yielding the hugely successful AOR the Water's" here. Purple. Deep Purple was a friend working man vocals. The Instead for those of us forced to hits "Perfect Stranger" and Slaves and Masters does have of mine. You boys are no Deep cohesiveness of Triumph wait for something new from "Knocking at Your Back Door." its moments. "Breakfast in Bed" Purple." At least Jimmy Page and disappears with the use of session Triumph, Absolutely will do jusl Purple solidified their comeback and "Fire in the Basement" are Robert Plant knew when to call it players with downplayed bass and fme. with 1987's picture-perfect House traditional Purple-heavy, blues quits. drums. The best t~acks are sure- City Art: Intet1national Flatliners Pop Art BY SARA JACOBSON personal death world, and then lPt10jt1am Of the Grizzly they are revived. The catch is that the death world follows them back Prints There is no way to really know into their lives. 27 Spanish Chat what happens when a person dies. Each faces death, but must This is an exlubition of Or is there? The movie Flatliners account for what they encounter 28 Indonesian Dinner approximately 45 works from the which will be shown in Wismer 103 when they are dead when they are permanent collection between the (remember not in the Wismer brought back to life. The people March Pop Art Movement in American auditorium because it's being and experiences come to terrorize during the 1960's and the revival renovated and NOT in the the young doctors in training, 12 Drama Guild Trip: "A Midsumm of interest in printmaking by many spacious new Olin auditorium sometimes with very bloody important artists. The style and Night's Dream" because... well, no one knows why) results. Each time the "patient" sensibility of the Pop artists were 13 African Dinner this weekend. stays dead for a longer time particularly well-suited to This is defmitely one of my period, and each time it is harder 14 French Chat printmaking, as they were attracted favorite movies released last to bring them out of their flatline. to what are often commercial summer. It stars Kevin Bacon, It is a thrilling movie about techniques, notably silkscreen and Julia Roberts, and the forgiveness, the possibility of lithography, and used them to unforgettable Kief'!r Sutherland. consciousness beyond death, and incorporate images and materials The movie takes place at a whether or not medical ethics are from television, movies, and other metropolitan medical schoooi. The ready to account for all that forms of popular art and culture basic concept is-what lies beyond medical technology can do. It had into their work. The printmaking death? Five young medical me on the edge of my seat the establishment and the Pop artists students attempt to find put. Each entire time. Flatlioers, playing this benefitted mutually from each taking his tum they allow weekend in Wismer 103 (now, other; while prints often helped themselves to be put into a state don't get confused and.1ook for it LA. Story promote and establish an artist's where they are clinically dead. in Olin or anything) is a movie not name and identity, the artist's use Each one wanders through a to miss. of printmaking techniques, BY KRISHNI PATRICK in another California setting. especially silkscreen, helped Editor-in-Chief Relentless in its satire LA. Story legitimize and expand the aesthetic creates a wild and wooly backdrop possibilities of printmaking as an Earthquakes rattle through a for its biting humor. artistic endeavor. Included in the TRAPPE casual luncheon. Bullets fly off Steve Martin stars as a wacky exhibition are prints by Jim Dine, cars on the flfst day of Spring. weatherman forced to act like Roy Lichtenstein, Robert BEER & SODA Fast service enemas replace fast Fozzie Bear in order to entertain his : Rauschenberg, Andy Warhol, and food fries. And, love is translated space cadet audience while his other artists whose works came 489-2070 via a freeway signpost. This is the Masters degree fades in a closet. into prominence during the 1960's. spice of life in the city of And, on his window he writes, "YOUR FULL SERVICE BEVERAGE STORE- "bored beyond belief." Sure, he chiqueness, Los Angeles. MON-WED 10-7 TRAPPE SHOPPING CENTER Releued a little over two weeks takes an alternate work route THURS 10-8 130 WEST MAIN STREET ago LA. Story, a romantic comedy every morning using sidewalks and journalist fresh from London to FR19-9 TRAPPE, PA 10426 SAT 9-8 starring Steve Martin and Victoria lawns to avoid gridlock traffic. He write a piece on LA. PROOF OF 1.0. MAY BE REQUIRED! Tennant, focuses on the strange can even tape his weather reports In essence LA. StOty is a simple Los Angeles. "culture" of modern day Los on the weekend. (When is it not love story with a few magical LA. Staty is a light-hearted Angeles. Poking fun at almost sunny in LA.?) Yet, he's con­ complications. (The signpost plays movie with few claims 81 a great vinced there are no interesting Cupid.) At fll'St, this magic every California convention LA. tale of romance. Instead the movie StOty 1Ucx:eeda in much the same people left in Los Angeles. That is, stretches the story's credibility. attempts to only show romance is way u the movie Down and Out in he's convinced until he meets But, soon we just accept it as still possible in this manufactured another part of the world of Beverly J6IIs did a few years back Victoria Tennant, a tuba-playing crazy world. February 26, 1991 Arts and 'Entertainment The Grizzly Page 7 Peter Benchley's Rummies Steel Magnolias

BY CHRISTOPHER MAJOR Rummies takes on a Ken Kesey­ one of them is missing. It's up to BY DANIELLE OWENS The storyline starts out with Of the Grizzly ian appearance. The detox-ing Preston and the rest of the team Asst. Al1s & Emel1ainment Editor unending lines that made the characters interact as well as those to fmd out just what's going on up entire audience laugh. However, Peter Benchley, author of Jaws from Kesey's classical One Flew there at the Banner Clinic. Picture Last Friday night I ventured out the story becomes serious when and The Deep, brings us a Over the Cuckoo's Nest. And the Michael Keaton's movie, Dream to see Steel Magnolias at the Shelby, the daughter of suspenseful and witty novel, characters are just as funny. One is Team, set at Betty Ford and you Walnut Street Theatre in domineering M'Lynn, becomes Rummies. a businessman dressed m" a bunny get the idea. Philadelphia. Because I had very ill after having her first child. Scott Preston is not an alcoholic. suit. Lupone is a three-hundred Once Preston and his crack previously seen the movie and Although her doctors advised her His wife and boss refuse to believe pound Mafioso sent there to dry band of lunatic detectives uncover didn't enjoy it very much, I didn't against having children because of him. Maybe the fact that he needs up. Priscilla Godfrey is the quiet, the murder and kidnapping, they expect the play to be much more her diabetes, the determined two double Stoli's to make it to alluring desire of Preston. Throw plan the ultimate set-up to trap entertaining. Well, I was wrong. Shelby soon became pregnant after the office every morning has in the sexy mm star Natasha the guilty party, which is quite The play, starring Jona Harvey as her marriage. something to do with it. With a Grant, and the streetwise hilarious itself. Truvy, Sally Mercer as Shelby, and Despite the tragic ending, the little prodding, Preston checks into counselor and it adds up to a Do yourself a favor, check out Maria Mahon as M'Lynn was comical elements throughout the a trendy rehab clinic to save his thoroughly amusing novel. Rummies before it gets made into excellently executed. Other main play were relieving. I greatly marriage and his job. A trendy But it's not just a bunch of another Peter Benchley movie, characters were Celine Havard as enjoyed Steel Magnolias, and I rehab run by the aging Hollywood boozers sitting around in detox. trashed by some inept producer. Anelle, Mary Ellen Ashley as recommend it to everyone to see. cowboy ftIm star Stone Banner. There's been a murder. And it's Claire, and Shirl Bernheim as The play runs from February 16 Once at the Banner Clinic, been swept under the rug. And Ouiser. through March 24. Call the All the actresses did a wonderful Walnut Street Theatre at 9th and job of portraying their respective Walnut Streets for tickets (215) characters. Especially entertaining 574-3550. Student discounts are Berman Art was Truvy, who was the owner of BY JENNUo'EK STRAWBRIDGE important features, such as a called The Mountain. Of available. the beauty parlor in which the Am and Entel1ainment Editor woman's head, arms or feet. Keep particular interest is Torso with entire play took place. in mind when looking at the Arms Raised and Dvnamo Mother People who said that exhibit that his wife Isabel was which I will let you judge for Gaston Lachaise liked big women both model and inspiration for a yourself. weren't kidding. His buxom number of his works. The exhibit began women make Dolly Parton look His drawings have February 14 and runs until March flat-chested. That aside, however, something to be desired. His 28. The Museum is open from 10 Don Pasquale this display at the Berman Art strong point would appear to rest am to 4 pm Tuesday, Wednesday FROM TIlE OPERA COMPANY met. Don Pasquale falls into their Museum is worth seeing simply as on his small statues emphasizing and Friday; from 10 am to 8 pm The Opera Company of trap, only to be horrified by a conversation starter if for rather large objects. There are Thursday; and noon to 4:30 pm Philadelphia continues its 15th Norina's shrewish behavior. He is nothing else. several dozen statues on display all Saturday and Sunday. Admission anniversary Season with Gaetano so eager to renounce his marriage Lachaise focuses his focused on the female body, with is, of course, free. For more Donizetti's Don Pasquale, one of that he gladly accepts the young attentions on female anatomy. one exception, Edgard Varese. information contact Lisa Tremper the greatest Italian opera buffas. It lovers' union. Donizetti's music However, his focus is very Such objects of intrigue include a Barnes, museum director, 215-489- will be performed in Italian at the sparkles as it brings to life these distorted. Emphasizing certain large woman flying entitled 4111, extension 2354. Academy of Music on Monday, lighthearted games of disguise and vitals of the female body, he Floating Nude Figure, a woman March 11, and on Friday, March deception. neglects to emphasize other less portrayed in or as a mountain 15, with an 8 p.m. curtain. The Opera Company of The Opera Company of Philadelphia features an Philadelphia introduces its first international cast for this John Lionarons Performs projected English surtitles with this production. Italian bass-baritone production. The translation is from Paolo Montarsolo both directs and FROM JOHN CAUFIELD accordion, mandolin and other In 199QMr. Lionarons enhanced the Dallas Opera, where Paolo sings the title role, matching wits St. Eleanors Coffeehouse instruments. His repertoire of over his theatrical experience while Montarsolo directed and sang the with the Norina of Italian soprano lohn Lionarons, multi­ 250 songs encompasses Celtic and working as musical director, title role of Don Pasquale, a Nuccia Focile. American tenor instrumentalist, singer and American ballads and dance tunes, composer, and performer on stage combination he repeats now for Richard Croft appears in the role composer returns to St. Eleanor's country, bluegrass, contemporary in ''Twelfth Night" at the Walnut his Philadelphia debut. In Dallas, of Ernesto, Don Pasquale's Coffeehouse, 647 Locust St. in folk and blues. Street Theatre, Philadelphia. Mr. Montarsoloworked extensively nephew, and Israel baritone Motti Collegeville on Saturday March The performer has played with Doors at the coffeehouse open with the surtitles to create a Katson makes his company debut 2nd at 8 pm. John's appearance various musical groups in at 7:30, with music starting unified conception of the opera. as Doctor Malatesta. Korean tenor celebrates what's become a California, Colorado, and Illinois, promptly at 8 p.m. Some time is This comic masterpiece, San-ky Kim bows as the Notary. tradition at the coffeehouse in has made radio commercials in set aside for Open Stage. premiered in Paris in 1843, tells March-music to charm the "Irish" New York and San Francisco and Admission is $4 for adults, $1 for the story of Don Pasquale, an In his Philadelphia debut, Italian in all of us. Lionarons has been appears on many independently children 6 to 12, free for children elderly bachelor who disinherits his conductor Bruno Aprea steps to entertaining audiences from street produced albums. His talents were under 6. Refreshments will be nephew because of his intended the podium for this opera. fairs to the Broadway stage for featured in the Broadway show served. For more information call wedding to the young and Chenault Spence creates the more than 12 years as a vocalist "Quilters", which earned five Tony 489-3593 anytime or 489-1647 on beautiful widow, Norina. When the lighting for this production, and accomplished instrumentalist nominations in 1985, including one the day' of the concert. stubborn old man decides to take continuing his ling-time association on the hammered dulcimer, guitar, for "best musical". a bride for himself, his friend with the Company. This Doctor Malatesta and Norina plot production features sets designed to trick him into marrying Norina, for the Company by Franco whom Don Pasquale has never Colavecchia. aIllIllOIIllIIIllUIIIUUHlIIUHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIHJIIHIIIIHIIIHlIUIIIIIIIIIII~ Limited seating is available for Weekend Events M-K Computing Services 489-9211 iii this delightful comic opera, with remaining tidcets ranging from $16 FebruBIY 2S (8 pm) ! to $67. On the day of the Concerto Soloist Concert, Walnut St. Theater -Word Processing, Transcription, Data March "Sister Carrie", The People's Light & I performance, all remlllnmg March-June City of David Exhtbition, Berman Art Museum Entry, Typing, and Copying of your = amphitheatre seats are available March 1-24 "A Midsummers Night Dream, Philadelphia Reports, Theses, Papers & Manuscripts i for half price at the Academy of March 6-10 "PS 122 Field Trip", Movement Theatre =I Music Box Office. Tidcets may be March 11 &. 15 "Don Pasquale", Opera Company of charged by phone through -Resumes and Cover Letters prepared I AcademyCharge at 893-1999. Philadelphia -, ... •. I Page 8 The Grizzly February 26, 1991 •••••••••••••••••••********************** Sorts ***************************************** •••••••*.***.**************************** Jl ***************************************** Extra Angelos Resigns as Head Basketball Coach at Ursinus flTst five seasons, Ursinus finished COMPILED FROM UC SPORTS on campus in 1985. During his six with an 11-14 record and will sit NEWS and The Philadelphia Daily years, 100 percent of those out postseason play. Point News students that played for him for four years graduated. He also Angelos said a dispute involving 6-3 senior Pete Smith, the Bears BY -----A. JUDD WOYfEK AI Angelos announced his helped establ.ish the College's .. leading scorer (17.6 average), was .. "Bridge Program," a summer Spons Editor resignation as head men's a factor in his resignation. Midway basketball coach at Ursinus school program for incoming in the football season, Smith This Extra Point is a continuation of College. minority students. infonned Angelos that he wanted he column which appeared in the last Angelos compiled an 84-73 Dr. Robert R. Davidson, three issues of The Grizzly. to punt for the Ursinus football record during his six-year tenure at director of athletics, commended team. When Angelos objected, Along with the serious physical the Bears' helm. He is third on the Angelos' accomplishments at Smith received support from the side effects come even more all-time men's basketball coaches' Ursin us. He added that he hoped college's administration to play serious psychological side effects. win list at Ursinus. Angelos Angelos would remain as a both sports. Smith also is a top Cowart states in her April 7, 1989 directed the Bears' to post-season presence in area basketball in the player on the Ursinus tennis team. JAMA article that 'The psychiatric play in five of his six seasons, and future. "I appreciate the opportunity effect of steroids may be the most led Ursinus to winning seasons During the Philadelphia Small AI Angelos PhctojPlu/a(klplUa DtuJy N~ that Ursinus gave me," Angelos serious adverse effect." She ther, in three times. He' was voted Middle College Basketball Association's said. "I enjoyed building her November 10, 1989 article Atlantic States Conference (MAC) weekly meeting last Tuesday, College Athletic Conference what we built there, but it was no quotes Harrison Pope, MD, Southern Division Coach of the Ursinus coach AI Angelos referred (ECAC) Southern Division easy trick." associate professor of psychiatry at Year for the 1987-88 season. Championship. to this season as "probably the Harvard Medical School, Boston, Angelos, 32, said he hopes to Angelos' most successful season Angelos also emphasized most difficult basketball year of my coach again. His full-time job .is Mass. saying that physicians should was the 1988-89 campaign in which academics. He instituted a tutoring life." assistant to the flTst vice president "tell young athletes that the the Bears compiled an 18-10 program for the College's After reaching the Middle of securities for Prudential psychiatric effects of steroids are record and captured the Eastern basketball players when he arrived Atlantic Conference playoffs in his Securities in Bryn Mawr. insidious and potentially more common and dangerous than the physical effects." Grant in her above mentioned Swimmers Place High at MAC Championships Psychology Today article says that BY A. JUDD WOYfEK and again qualifying for Nationals backstroke with a personal best women in the fmals of the 50 yd. paranoia, hallucinations, delusions Sports Editor with a time of 1:4138! The men's time of 2:07.92. Grubb then went freestyle. Derstine took flTst again of grandeur, and violent tendencies 200 yd. freestyle relay of Baganski, on to place fourth in the 500 yd. qualifying for Nationals with a are among the common Shaved heads and bodies Streck, Landis, and Brown placed freestyle with a time of 4:5230. time of 24.71. Bamberger and psychological side effects. She also signalled the start of the 1991 third with a time of 1:28.74 setting The women's 400 yd. medley relay Rosenbaum followed with 5th and cites Pope's study which showed MAC Swimming Championships at a new team record to round out a team of Derstine, Garrett, 8th places respectively. In the that 12% of the respondents Swarthmore College. The meet tremendous first night of Wessner, and Bamberger came in men's 50 yd. freestyle, Streck and reported overtly psychotic was poorly run, the water was cold, competition for the Aquabears. second in the event, while the Baganski swam to sixth and symptoms, one-third reported the pool area was hot, and the Preliminaries started Friday men's team of Landis, Baganski, seventh place fmishes respectively. major mood swings, 12% competition was tough. The morning at 10:30 AM. and the Woytek, and Brown placed fourth. This was followed by Wessner experienced manic episodes, and Ursinus swimmers, however, Bears sent many swimmers off to After prelims Saturday morning taking a 5th place in the women's almost all of the respondents showed that they would not leave Finals that night. Starting off the was the timed finals of the 1650 200 yd. individual medley with a showed increased irritability and the pool area without a tough evening for the women was yd. freestyle. Garrett took and time of 2:24.49. The women's 400 aggression. Grant tells of one fight. Wessner with a third place fmish impressive 4th place for the yd. freestyle relay of Bamberger, bodybuilder who was convinced The three-day meet began in the 200 yd. butterfly, setting a women. Grubb and Jeff Andrews Rosenbaum, Wessner, and that he could fall from a third Thursday night with the 200 yd. new team record of 2:18.12. came in 2nd and 4th respectively Derstine then took second place floor-window unharmed. medley relay. All events Thursday Woytek and Grubb followed by for the men. Saturday night at with a new team record setting In the article from Discover night were timed fmals. The UC taking 6th and 8th respectively in fmals, Wessner captured a 4th time of 3:43.79 while the men's mentioned above a survey of 41 women's team of Jenn Derstine, the men's 200 yd. butterfly which place in the 100 yd. butterfly with freestyle relay of Grubb, Baganski, bodybuilders and football players Mary Garrett, Lisa Wessner, and was disappointing for both men a time of 1:01.71. Landis followed Streck, and Brown placed 5th to revealed that 13 had experienced Senta Bambt"rger swam to a who placed 1-2 respectively in the this with a seventh place fmish for fmish the championship meet manic or near-manic behavior second place finish and setting a event last year. Derstine then the men with a time of 55.41. The women came in with a third during steroid use. The most new team record with a National came on strong in the women's Baganski went on to place fourth place team finish behind common symptoms among the Qualifying Time of 1:53.73! This 100 yd. freestyle, qualifying for in the 100 yd. breaststroke with a Gettysburg (1st) and Franklin & participants included hyperactivity tremendous swim was then Nationals with a flTst place time of time of 1:02.64. Derstine came in Marshall (2nd). The men placed and inflated self esteem which followed by the men's medley relay 53.48. Bamberger also placed well first in the women's 100 yd. 4th as a team behind Gettysburg increased their drive to intensify of Judd Woytek, Mike Baganski, in this event, taking 4th place with backstroke setting a new team (1st), F&M (2nd), and Swarthmore workouts and to train harder. Matt Landis, and Dean Streck who a time of 55.70. In the men's 100 record, a new MAC record, and (3rd). Bamberger, Derstine, Many also reported episodes of placed third and also set a new yd. freestyle, Streck came in with qualifying for Nationals with a Garrett, Rosenbaum, and Wessner grandiose and reckless behavior. team record of 1:40.91! The an 8th place time of 49.46. time of 1:00.48. Landis, fmishing will go on to the NCAA One respondent was convinced women's 200 yd. freestyle relay Baganski was the next top out a great weekend for himself, Championships in Georgia in two that he was immortal, and drove team of Derstine, Bamberger, placer, taking a third in the 200 yd. took an eighth place in the men's weeks. We wish the women the his car into a tree at 40 miles per Wessner, and Abby Rosenbaum breaststroke with a time of 2:18.52. 100 yd. backstroke with a personal best of luck!! hour while a friend videotaped I then went on to take flTst place Landis followed this with a 6th best time of 58.80. him. Another respondent I setting another new team record lace fmish in the 200 yd. The Ursinus team had three • ______compulsively bought a S17,OOO '.. -.S~~ . ------sports car while on steroids. When I ..iiii_Iiiii_------. THE FOOTBALL TEAM he stopped using them, he realized I Saturday, March 2 IS NOW INTERVIEWING he could not afford the car and I P B Men's and Women's Indoor Track -- ECAC STUDENT-MANAGERS sold it. A year later during another FOR THE 1991 SEASON. steroid cycle, he again impulsively INTERESTED PERSONS bought a S20,OOO sports car. One 0 E Friday, March 8 of the other respondents becaJne Men's and Women's Indoor Track __ NCAA Nationals SHOULD CONTACT enremely paranoid while using R A HEAD COACH STEVE steroids and thought his friends GILBERT AT 489-4111, were stealing from hirr. Saturday, March 9 ext. 2252 OR STOP BY This specUJI edition of Extra Point- T T Men's and Women's Indoor Track -- NCAA Nationals THE FOOTBALL OFFICE t DANGERS OF STERom~will I IN THE BASEMENT OF f continued thToughout the next few S Gymnastics -- Nationals IHELFFERICH HALL I .iiiio.TM.. Grizzlyiii· •. _---._---111!1- ... ------..... ------~ February 26, 1991 The Grizzly Page 9 ' ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Sports •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Lady Bears Look to Track Women Improve at Invit~tional

ECAC Play-off BY TONYA UGOREfZ Jen Orehowsky stepped down to Of The Grizzly the 3000m., where she ran a time FROM UC SPORTS NEWS leading scorer for UC this season of 11:05.4. Senior co-captain with 297 points, an average of 12.4 Sports Infonnation The women's track and field Teresa Springer also competed in per game. She led the Lady Bears team travelled once again this past the 3000m. finishing in 11:52.6. The women's basketball team in shooting percentage, hitting Sunday to Haverford College to In other action, DuHoffman ran won seven of their last eight games 48% of her shots from the field. participate in the Keogh the SSm. dash in 7.9 seconds. to finish with a 13-11 record. She was also the team's second­ Invitational. The competition Ugoretz and Bowers teamed up Senior Trina Derstine led the team leading rebounder with an average consisted not only of other college again in the 400 m., with Ugoretz with 17.4 points and 10.8 rebounds of 8.5 an outing. Greybek scored a athletes, but also featured finishing in 65.9 and Bowers taking per game. Derstine was the Lady career high 27 points in the 80-65 unattached runners and runners second in her heat in 68.4. The 4 x victory over Western Maryland on Bears' top scorer ten times and competing for sponsors such as 4OOm. relay team of Wehner, she led the team in rebounding in January 18. Nike. Ugoretz, Wagner, and Lewis ran a Megan Chmiel was another key 11 of the 19 games she played (she The women bounced back nicely good race to finish 4th in 4:38.4. missed five games due to an eye player for the Lady Bears this from their disappointing showing An interesting side note for the season. Chmiel appeared in only injury). Derstine is also the leading last week at the MAC's with nearly Bears was their sweep of the high 19 of 24 games due to an ankle scorer in Ursinus women's every athlete demonstrating overall jump, which featured the return to injury. She averaged 7.5 points and basketball history and is improvement on the season. This competition of former MAC approaching the Ursinus all-time 5.2 rebounds a game when she was being the last regular meet of the Champion and second place record of 1,461 points set by Jim able to suit up. Last season, indoor season, several of the girls finisher in Division III Nationals Mobley from 1977-1981. During Chmiel was UC's third leading took the opportunity to try new Dorothy O'Malley, who graduated the season, she was named MAC scorer with 270 points. Dee Dee events. Senior co-captain Sue from Ursinus last spring. O'Malley, South Division player of the week Prickett started all 24 games at Wehner stepped up from the after training for only a week, and was also named to the point guard this season. She led quarter-mile to run the 800m. captured first place with a leap of Susquehanna University Varsity the Lady Bears in assists with 108, Wehner, after leading for most of 4' 10", while Wehner took second Club Tip-Off Tournament Team. an average of 4.5 per game. the race, finished a strong second by jumping 4' 6". Senior co-captain Deb .Martin Prickett was the most accurate in her heat in 2:31.6. Sprinter Head coach Richard J. Whatley led the team in scoring for the from the three point range, hitting Monya DuHoffman ran along with was pleased with the team's regular season with 348 points. 57% of her shots. She was second flCst-time 200m. runners , Tonya performance, noting that Martin averaged 15.1 points a on the team in foul shooting, Ugoretz and Kathy Bowers, Jen Orehowsky Plwto/Kmh/een Bowen, "everybody's improving little by game and was also second on the hitting 75% of her free throws. finishing in a time of 29.7 seconds. little." Junior Wagner will travel to spons Plwtogrophy Editor team in assists, with an average of Last season, Prickett averaged 13 Ugoretz and Bowers finished 1-2 Maine next weekend as the 2.9 per game. Martin was a points, 1.4 rebounds, and 1.7 in their heat, running 29.7 and 31.8 the 15OOm., where Kris Wagner women's team's lone qualifler for consistent performer throughout assists per game. seconds respectively. Freshman Ali ran to a second place finish in the ECAC's, while the rest of the her career scoring 227 points as a The Lady Bears are awaiting a Lewis also competed in the 200m., 5:16.9. In the next heat, team will now begin gearing freshman, 274 as a sophomore, possible Eastern College Athletic finishing with a time of 34.2 sophomore Dorothy Iffrig ran a themselves towards the beginning and 323 points last year as a Conference bid later this week. seconds. consistent race with a time of of outdoor season. An invitation is junior, hitting a career high 43% Ursinus is considered to have a With a limited amount of events 6:16.8, while Ivana Bukosky and extended to any student who has of her shots form the field. This good shot at entering the four­ open to the ladies for competition, Erica Buneo worked together to an interest in competing outdoor season she became the third team tournament. the majority of the distance each finish in 6:47.5. Unable to to please contact coach Whatley or woman in UC history to reach the runners chose to concentrate on compete in the 5000m. because of any team member for more 1,000 point mark. Compiled by A . Judd Woytek, one event. The largest field was in a lack of participants, freshman information. Donna Greybek was the third Sports Editor Wrestlers Place Fourth at MAC's BY LAURA ZOBEL overpowered his opponents and 4-2. In the finals, Gallagher lost in reached the fInals. Throughout the overtime. match, Howe wrestled well, not At 150, Todd Kinedinst placed After winning the last three allowing his opponent an futh. He wrestled well throughout meets of the season, the wrestling opportunity to shoot or earn a the tournament, advancing to the team went to the MAC's at takedown. The match was semi-fInals, but lost by a score of Haverford flCed up and ready to extremely close, but Howe lost 2-1 2-10. He lost in the consolation destroy their opponents. The team because his opponent had L08 in semi-fInals 5-8, but dominated his wrestled well and placed fourth riding time. next opponent and won by a out of eighteen teams. This year's Love ended his wrestling career technical fall in 3:33 to take fifth performance was an improvement in style by taking third place in the place. from last year's 17th place finish. 177lb. weight class. In his first Scott ''Tex'' Flannery ended his For seniors Kevin Athearn, Larry match, he quickly pinned his season with a 24-5 record. He Howe, and Thorn Love, the opponent in :47. Love lost by capped off his outstanding season MAC's marked the end of their decision 1-4 in the quarterfInals. In with an impressive 2nd place collegiate careers. the consolations, Love dominated finish. He pinned his flCst Athearn ended his collegiate all his opponents. Spurred on by opponent in the 2nd period. career with a sixth place finish in loyal UC fans in the 2nd and 3rd Flannery continued to wrestle well the 134 weight class. He wrestled rounds, he pinned both of his by dominating his opponent and well throughout the tournament, opponents in 3:55 and 2:50. He winning by decision 12-0 in the pinning two of his opponents in reached the fInals and controlled semi-fInals. In the fInals, Flannery the flCst period. He finished the faced Kenneth Tallman of season with a respectable 14-7 his opponent throughout the match. He won by decision 11-1. Lycoming who outweighed him by record. at least 60 pounds. Flannery lost in At 167, Howe completed his Those three seniors weren't the a close match by a score of 2--5. season in outstanding form and only ones that wrestled well. Terry Coach Racich was pleased with with a 17-7 record and a fourth Gallagher, who came back after the team's performance. He shed place fInish in the MAC's. He suffering a shoulder separation to his tough guy image and displayed easily won his flCst match by win the last two matches of the a little emotion when decision 9-3. In the quarterfInals season, took fourth place. He congratulating the three seniors. he suffered a heart-breaking defeat reached the semi-fInals where he He is already looking fOlWard to by getting pinned with only :20 lost by decision 2--7. In the next season with eight wrestlers seconds left in the third period. In consolation semi-fInals, Gallagher Plwlo N",10'_ Bowos, spofU Photo. Editor returning. Trtna Dentine pi ror two 0ftI' the deren ... _ • __ • .,~-. the consolations, Howe controlled his opponent and won Page 10 The Grizzly February 26, 1991 ====Opinions/Letters Campus Memo

The Grizzly by Richard P. Richter Memorial library building was Editor-in-Chief Krishni Patrick The workers are banging and of this semester when Olin opened converted into a college union, Associate Editor Eleanore Hajian building in the basement of for classes. We then were free to complete with snack shop, lounge, Editorial Assistant Denise Makoid Wismer Hall Campus Center. By begin the basement renovation. and game room. News Editors Eleanore Hajian the time the 1991-92 academic The central location of Wismer The old snack shop became the Krishni Patrick year begins, we will have expended Campus Center on the new main "Bear-Pit," Ursinus's answer to an Features Editors Coleen Casciano about a quarter of a million plaza, across from Olin, gives it off-broadway little theatre. When Kate Grim dollars. And we have a grand new proper prominence in the layout of old Thompson-Gay Gymnasium in Arts and Entertainment Editor Jennifer Strawbridge focal point for campus life. the college. The mission of the late seventies was converted Ursinus embraces the whole of the Assistant Arts and Entertainment Editors Sara Jacobson The newly renovated Wismer into Ritter Center for the Danielle Owens social area will be the latest in a life of a student , extra-curricular Performing Arts, the "Bear Pit" Sports Editor A. Judd Woytek series of places on campus that as well as academic. Wismer closed. In its place we installed Assistant Sports Editor Steven Grubb have served the extra-curricular therefore is ideally situated in the the English Department. heart of our academic core to give Science Editors Eric Bleickardt life of Ursinus students over the Todd Koser years. Meanwhile, the inadequacies of due emphasis to social and Opinions Editors Yvette Dennis Many decades ago, I am told the old library building as a recreational programs. Mark Hallinger that the basement of Bomberger college union began to raise hopes With the multi-prupose room rapidly becoming a reality, we have Photography Editors Peter Senescu Hal1 was known as "Rec Hall" and for a full-fledged campus center. stepped up the long-term planning Kristen Schwartz was a social gathering place. In Those hopes translated into plans process for the total Sports Photography Editor Kathleen Bowers those days, women students had to when it became possible to transformation of Wismer. A key Assistant Photography Editors Karla Hummel be in their residents halls by an renovate the building as a major early evening hour. Rec Hall was new art museum and when we won component of long-term plans is Antoni Castells-i-Talens Business Managers Pam Parkhurst mainly an after-dinner scene for the $537 million grant to build the the provision for a new dining Megh:m McCormick dancing and conversation. F.W. Olin hall, destined to rise on facility in an expanded Wismer Circulation Manager John Petko In the 1960s, a temporary the site of the "tempoary" building. Hall. Computer Consultant Erik Moore building was constructed in the The decision to use the old Fund raising efforts are under Kenn Bradley center of campus. Half of it library as an art museum meant way to fmance this long-tenn Gar Donecker housed the book store. The other that student social activites and the vision, and architectural planning Typists Tara Livingston half housed a snack shop. I seem snack shop had to move to will proceed. Danielle Owens to remember a student newspaper Wismer. The Olin grant meant Meanwhile, students as well as Proofreaders Scott Galiger editorial that touted that very that we would be able to remove faculty and staff soon will be able Linda Fisher modest facility as the salvation of all classes and other academic to meet one another in an exciting Sara Jacobson social life on campus. activies from Wismer and give it new setting at the heart of the campus. Faculty Adviser Mrs. Agostinelli In the early 1970s, Myrin over entirely to campus social life. Library opened, and the Alumni That move was made at the start Staff Members: Aileen Bidelspach, Jennifer BIay, Matt Becker, Kathleen Bowers, Louis Bove, Becky Carreon, Reed 'Trash" Coats, Erika Compton, Dawn Deraney, Dianne Gabel, Scott Galiger, Trey Gelston, Schafer Bashes Harley's Haven Bob Gonnella, Lori Gosnear, Diane GriffIn, Amy Flemming, Adria Harris, Rebecca Hey), Terri Johnson, Tara Livingston, Evelyn Kousoubris, Dear Harley Rubin, course it is up to the editor to stomach. If you insist on Christopher Major, Megan Mendte, Melisa Miller, Dennis Moir, Naimish Whether or not you shook ultimately decide who writes a continuing your column "Harley's Pandya, Sona Rewari, Harley Rubin, Aladdin Sane, Neil Schafer, Satsuki hands with Scott Brooks is of little column and who doesn't, but I Heaven," please try to make the L. Scoville, Cristina Seliga, Gabi Scheel, Ellyn Shatz, Susan Steele, Jen or no concern to me. We (the think there are certainly more content more interesting and Stritch, Tonya Ugoretz, Mark Wilhelms, Gassandra· You Laura Zobel general population) have all had a qua\illed and/or experienced worth the paper it is_printed on. brush with a famous personality. writers on the staff than yourself. Sincerely yours, Bobby Brady met Joe Namouth, Each week I am subject to your Neil Schafer EDITORIAL Marcia met Davey Jones, Cliff constant babbling about the Sometime Saturday evening coalition ground forces invaded Kuwait Claven met Admiral Crowell, and Philadelphia sports teams (for each Sports Editor's Note: and lraq launching what has been called the largest military Cliff Huxtable met Stevie Wonder. of which you would make a fme Mr. Schafer, if you would like to operation since World War II. This massive attack occurred just hours Big whoop! coach), and now I fmd your write a weelcJy column for The after the noon deadline Issued by Bush last Friday. What I would like to know is hidden talent of Grizzly sports section, please feel The issue at band is not whetber this ground campaign will be how a freshman (like yourself) gets batboy/waterboy /bench-warmer. free. Mr. Rubin is a very reliable successful. Analysts on botb sides or tbe political spectrum bave a weekly column on the sports Your reference to Sam Malone as acknowledged tbe relative certainty of an Allied victory. But, more being your idol at the end of this writer and we choose our writers 011 page of our esteemed college their reliability and merit, not their importantly was it necessary? newspaper, The Grizzly? Of past weeks column turns my Busb's ultimatum on Friday was a deliberate attempt to supplant class year. tbe Iraqi-Soviet peace plan. Reporters uncovered tbat Saturday bad already been establisbed as the date or tbe initiation of tbe ground assault prior to the Iraqi-Soviet initiative. When tbe initiative was ll presented witb its troublesome stipulations Busb bad already decided against diplomacy as an option. This rejection or concerted diplomatic IIMideast Update effort bas cbaracterized this administration's policies in tbis war. Mikhail Gorbacbev, who worked frantically and continuously right up untU the deadline, bas stated tbat given two more days he probably With Gary Wolf of the Jewish Community would bave been able to get tbe Iraqis to lift tbe "unacceptable" stipulations. But, be was never given a chance. What cost would delaying tbis assault a few days bave incurred to Relations Council tbe Allied chances of success? A lessened tactical advantage, perbaps, but more likely lessened national and world support. Busb took tbese actions quickJy in order to prevent tbem from being questioned too loudly or critically. If this campaign occurs witb tbe speed and success tbat bas been Tuesday, February 26 7:00 P.M. Wismer Parent's Lounge predicted it is doubtful Busb's rejection or diplomacy will be greatly questioned. But if it isn't, tbis rapid chain of events may prove to be tbe president's costliest gamble. -KP February 26, 1991 The Grizzly Page 11 ~~~~=Op~nions~~~~=

I Cannot Accept It

not say anything when I found out, was robbed by the bookstore, What am I writing this article International Program will not be By Antoni Castells-Talens very disappointed, that Persuasion under the greedy, '}'nical smile of for, then? What is it that I able to use Olin to promote was going to be taught at the same the manager. I did not say absolutely cannot accept? international movies? Why not? time as Advanced Television. I anything about the removal of the I remember back in October, If they are concerned about Of The Grizzly have also kept my mouth shut only iced-tea machine in Wismer when Olin was only an ugly getting it dirty, I suggest they flfSt about the constant lack of paper that still produced good iced-tea. building. I had hope in it. So clean up the mud between Olin I'm tired of many things and I and nbbons in the library I did not write anything on the what if it was ugly, as long as we and Bomberger. If they are tuition (around $17,OOO!!), because have not publically complained computers. could use it. It was in October worried that people may eat or next May I will be ·graduating. I about most of them, because I felt that the $5 million building was drink inside the room where the didn't break the soda machine with it wasn't worth it. I accepted the "One of our deans dedicated, and it was in October movie is projected, just put a sign ridiculous debate of which was a kick when it ate two of my that President Richter said: "We've up. A CAB member would not be "better," science or humanities. I quarters, and I can also live with all survived the inconveniences" of that hard to fmd, in order to make did not protest when the peace said ... 'Olin is not the pinball machine in the game Olin being constructed. And I sure nobody eats or drinks. What banner was stolen from Shreiner a room, even if it never gives me believed every word they said, and else can they be scared of! I few weeks ago, showing a lack of free credit. I am glad to see that I trusted them when they said that would just like an answer, because respect for the people who put it for students'" Zack's has vanilla milk-shakes this building now was for Ursinus. after hearing bulldozers, and again. And I ate without up, and also for the meaning of Did they lie to us? stepping on mud for over a year, I complaining, the square, tasteless feel this building is as much mine freedom of expression itself. I do And if I have not complained I am not really sure, but what Wismer eggs, that left me not complain either, about the about all these things it is mainly do they mean when they say that as it is the rest of the students', wondering how the chicken laid burned-rubber tasting pizza, that because I am young and strong, CAB will not be able to use Olin and I cannot accept hearing how them. And I can live with all of they often give us for dinner and I can live with them. I did to show their movies? Isn't CAB one of our deans said in a faculty this, and I am a pretty happy telling us we asked for it. I did not complain when, once again, I part of Ursinus? What do they lecture last week: "Olin is not for person, in spite of the unjust war. mean that the Musser the students." A Logical Solution?

tomorrow. U.S. involvement (or Luckily, he wa<; caught last March, only country which has accepted Palestine there. non-involvement) for its best or who knows Vlhat this war could these Palestinians and given them What is achieved by this? The interests has already been have amounted to. the right to become Israeli citizens United States is happy because EDITORS NOTE:This is a reprint of a witnessed a few times and is even When taking these issues into if they choose so. Many have, and Iraq has withdrawn from what was letter to the editor from the Franklin going on today. Syria has account, one can see that this is are content living in Israel. Kuwait, and a democratic and Marshall CoUege Reponer. practically taken over Lebanon, clearly not a war about democracy. If not for the Palestinians, then government is about to be but you don't see any U.S. troops Claiming this to be a war for why has Iraq taken control of established there. The Palestinians on the Syrian border. More democracy is hypocritical because Kuwait? Power! Ever since are happy because they fmally get In reading articles and listening importantly, the U.S. is a part of Kuv/ait is almost er..tirely inhabited Hussein became dictator of Iraq, a homeland, and one that is rich in to people discuss the War in The this war because of the nuclear by ethnic Arabs under a feudal he has been spending all of his oil. This new homeland is much Gulf, I have come to the and chemical threat Saddam gU'fl.!rnment they were never able country's money on weapons and larger in area than the West Bank, realization that many don't realize Hussein poses to the entire world. to choow. Kuwait was a country research. One year after he and is already inhabited by the legitimate reason for the Fortunately, Israel realized this ruled by an absolute monarchy. became ruler of Iraq, he attacked hundreds of thousands of United States' involvement in this threat ten years ago when they Political parties were banned; a Iran. One yeac after that wac Palestinians who have been living war. This is due mainly to all the attacked Iraq's nuclear facilities, parliament did not exist; and the ended, he attacked Kuwatt and and working in Kuwait for a long BS that the U.S. and Iraqi setting them years back. Of course, King governed by decree. Aren't threatened to attack Saudi Arabia time. The Palestinian flag flies for governments have been feeding just about every country in the these the values which democracy until the U.S. stepped in.Hussein's the first time, for there has never the population. The U.S. United Nations, including the U.S., stand against? If we are in the ambition is to own as many oil been an Arab state of Palestine. government has been rallying condemned Israel for the attack. It Gulf to protect democracy as the wells as possible, giving him a Those Palestinians who wish to Americans around the idea that would be interesting to hear what base for a New World Order, then great deal of power, and to be the remain in Israel will be able to, this is a fight for democracy and those representatives to the U.N. shouldn't we be fighting Kuwait greatest Arab leader of all time by being that many of the Arabs who the New World Order, while Iraq have to say now about the attack. also? ullitmg the Arab population. call themselves Palestinians moved is attempting to rally the Arab Now that Iraq's nuclear and This brings us to why Iraq has H'Jsscin wants to be greater than to Israel from neighboring states world around the idea that this is chemical installations have been attacked Kuwait. The Palestinians Egypt's Nasser, who also tried to when Israel flourished and was no a war for the Palestinian people "knocked out," the only barrier were the last thing in Hussein's join the Arab people as one. This longer a desert. The new Palestine and faithful Moslems everywhere. standing in the way of ending this mind when he decided to attack is the reason for which Syria and will be secured by its powerful Taking both of these goals and the war is the control or assassination Kuwait. It was only after the entire Egypt, to a lesser extent, have neighbor, Iraq. Israel is happy real goals for both sides into of Hussein (preferably world condemned Iraq, that they joined forces with the U.S. Both, because Palestinian pressure is not account, and after a little research, assassination). decided to use the Palestinian Syria's Assad and Egypt's a major problem anymore. Saddam I was able to come across a logical It is for these reasons that the issue as their motive. Hussein Mubarak, had been the leading lbssein is happy because he has and simple solution to all the U.S. is, and should very well be at figured that if the world was dumb Arab powers until Hussein became emerged as the leader of the Arab immediate problems in the Middle war with Iraq. There can be no enough to call for peace with Iraq a major force. And both would people who was able to fmally East. But before I present this peace if Hussein is not killed or until the Palestinian issue was like to see nothing better than his secure a Palestinian homeland. solution, I would like to clarify controlled. If there is a lesson resolved, he would be able to keep demise, enabling them to regain Since Palestine is a reality because what I mean by the "real" motives which has been learned throughout Kuwait; because, if there were to their positions. of him, they will be eternally for both the U.S. and Iraq. the ages, it is that history repeats be peace between Israel and the Now that all the motives, grateful and grant him all the As everyone is well aware, the itself. When Hitler conquered Palestinians, it would surely take theoretical and realistic, for both rights and access that he wasn't United States is part of this war Austria, nobody expected it to years to come about. At this point, sides have been explained, I can able to obtain from Kuwait. Only because of the threat an increase amount to much; and everyone Kuwait would already have been present a sc.lution which could end a very small minority will protest in oil prices poses to our economy, knows what followed. This is why part of Iraq for years. It was the immediate problems in the the demise of Kuwait, and since well into a recession. This is Hussein must be stopped. He has obvious that he was using this Middle East. This solution would they are all rich from oil, they will natural, for every country tries to already proven that he has no issue as a bluff, as Iraq and its satisfy both parties involved, not have to suffer in order to live do things to its advantage (It regard for humanity many times by Arab neighbors have a history of accomplishing their theoretical (or comfortably. would be aazy to try and performing such acts as the gassing either kicking Palestinian refugees claimed) and realistic ambitions. accomplish anything that would be of his own people and the torture out of their country or putting The process is very short and a disadvantage to your nation.). of Iraqi children. Let's face it:· them in camps. It is these kinds of simple: Saddam Hussein withdraws rm sure the U.S. wouldn't get This man wasn't trying to smuggle actions which show how much the from Kuwait and invites the Aaron E. Kohn '92 involved the way it has if Uganda a weapon that could nre a missile Iraqis really care about the Palestinians to come in and were to attack Botswana the distance to the U.S. for fun. Palestinians. Ironically, Israel is the establish an independent state of I think thy thoughls afer thee, 0 God-Kepler Science News But still try, for who knows whot is possible-Farraday

"Most Selective"-Bio/Pre- Med Eating Disorders

at Ursinus and then try to "purge" themselvca (CPS) - Bulimic people tend to by inducing vomiting or taking have slower metabolisms than non­ unique in that it ranks departments dramatic changes to our program laxatives, Kennedy said. Special t 0 the Grizzly bulimic people, a study delivered and programs rather than entire "A binge," he said, "is the body's that have been made in the past at an international nutrition colleges. Harvard, for example, has revenge for dieting." Dr. Peter F. Small, chair of the several years." conference in Toronto Oct. 10-11 twenty academic departments listed, Anorexia, a syndrome in which department of biology, has been In the last two years alone more found. whereas many colleges have only one people starve themselves informed by Frederick E . Rugg of than $1.7 million has been raised in More than 4 percent of people and hundreds of colleges have none. to look better tends to be a Rugg's Recommendations on the gifts and grants, including four NSF aged 15-25 suffer from anorexia, lea The Ursinus biology department common campus eating disorder. Colleges, that biology department grants, to strengthen the biology bulimia or compulsive eating thus joins a select list of the top Michigan State's Bokram and the pre-medical/pre-dental department. The Life Science Build­ disorders. They've become a said sixty-four recommended undergradu­ program at Ursinus are being ing is currently being expanded and significant problem on college most of the people with eatiJ1 ate biology programs in the nation, disorders that she sees seem to be elevated in the next edition to the renovated and the department is also campuses. according to the Rugg ratings, and compulsive eaters, who eat even highest and most selective awaiting announcements on four Treating student with eating the pre-medical program joins a list category. Rugg's includes only the grant proposals whose combined disorders "takes up a large part of when they're not hungry. of eight-one such programs. Both 541 most selective colleges in the projects total another $2.5 million. my time," noted Michigan State All the victims, however, tend to lists include such familiar names country and ranks academic depart­ "Taken together our recent efforts University nutritionist Rhonda have certain things in common. such as Harvard, Reed, Swarthmore, . All have an "intense ments and programs into the have enhanced our instrumentation, Bokram, who attended the Stanford and Yale. dissatisfaction with how they loot," categories of selective, very selective improved the building and stimu­ conference. "We are pleased and honored to and most selective. The Rugg guide lated student research and intellec­ A July West Virginia University Kennedy said. be placed in the highest category.," is used by high school students, tual development. This new survey, for example, contented that All also have personalitica said Dr. Small; ''we have joined parents and guidance counselors ranking by Rugg's eight out of every 100 college similar to that of a drug addict, some very select company. I like to across the nation as an early step in Recommendations reflects our women in the state abuse laxatives including very low self-esteem and think that this is a recognition of the the college-selection process, and is success in strengthening an already to lose weight. depression, both doctors agreed. strong program," comments Small. The Toronto study, by They also maintained that tile conference speaker Dr. Sidney depression, not the eating disorder, Kennedy of Totonto General should be treated first. Hospital, found that bulima afflicts Kennedy agreed it is normal far more college-aged people than young people to be concemad Feeling lazy? - Could Be CFS anorexia. about how they look, but "it is nat Bulimic people will go on eating normal to have one's whole life binges of 3,000 to 10,000 calories, ruled by their body type." By CHRISTIN OU1WIN unexplained symptoms that cause a CFS. Some show that CFS patients' Of the Grizzly 50 percent reduction in activity for at natural killer cells, which normally Though no one has precise least six months. Diagnosis is mostly attack anything foreign to the body, numbers, epidemiologists guess that a matter of ruling out other diseases­ are extremely slow moving in a test Science is... 2 to 5 million Americans have been AIDS, cancer, multiple sclerosis or tube. One doctor has also found that stricken with the disease referred to other degenerative diseases. certain classes of cytotoxic T cells, The discovery of identity amidst adversity. as chronic fatigue syndrome (CFS). Treatment proceeds by trial and cells programmed to attack and kill William S. Jevons Some 'of the common symptoms error. speciflc intruders in the body, are include fevers and lymph-node In many small studies which are either under or over active. They swelling, night sweats, persistent currently being ::onducted, there is have also found that too little of diarrhea and joint and muscle pain. evidence which suggests that CFS is another cytokine (gamma inter­ Science Careers Many.patjents suffer mood swings or an immune-system disorder in which feron). None of these fmdings is panic attacks and most develop a low the body works frantically to fight off unique to CFS, but researchers are demand for people in government, grade dementia. Sleep disturbances viral infections but very inefficiently. optimistic about identifying a general Exploring Career.5 academia and the private sector are common, as are vision problems. As a result of these studies, immu­ blood profile that is unique. Career Planning and Placement capable of dealing with problems • Some sufferers lose their hair, or nologists have found clear breaches This search for clinical signs has the interface of science, engineeriJI their fmgerprints, or they develop in the immune system defenses. not been confmed to the immune The pervasive influence of science and public policy. Some people come acne for the first time. The effects of A national conference has taken system. Scientists have also linked and technology in all sectors of to this area in the course of their this illness can last anywhere from a place to deal with the implications of CFS to speciflc neurological society is creating an increasing activities in science or engineerin& few months to years, or periodically this epidemic. They defmed its root problems. others through Congressional, disappear and return. as an immune system disorder. Dr. Other researchers are using central role in the formation of Diplomacy or other policy fellows$p Many people surmise that CFS is Jay Goldstein, a physician studying sophisticated imaging devices to fmd memories. programs designed to bring the not a,new disease. The same baffling CFS, theorized that the illness begins out how these problems might relate Despite this confusion in deter­ expertise of the scientist or engin.ellr symptom complex has turned up "agent X"-some unknown chemical to events inside the brain. Dr. mining the exact causes of CFS and into the policymaking environm~ both kporadically and in local or contagion- damages the immune Ismael Mena, head of nuclear its related problems, a few things Still others choose to study what clusters for more than a century. system. According to his model the medicine at Harbor UCLA Medical seem clear. One is that there's more come to be known as science, Until 'recently it has been rare. As a initial damage is not catastrophic, Center, uses an instrument known as to this illness than depression. neering and public policy (SEPP) result iof the initial cases in a small but it enables viruses that are a SPECf scan to gauge the amount Though federal agencies started an academic field at the universi town in Nevada, two investigation normally held in check to begin to of blood reaching various parts of funding a small number of CFS prepare themselves for careers in were conducted in 1985 which affect the body. As a result of the the brain. CFS patients typically studies last year, most of the policy analysis and policymaking. concluded that this disease did not body's inability too fight these show abnormally low blood flow to research completed to date has been fall into anyone category of known viruses, the immune system helper T one of the two temporal lobes. funded and published by patients' cells start churning out chemicals Another doctor uses an experimental groups and doctors strongly devoted - The Guide to Education in illne~s. Science, Engineering, and Public No one is sure what it is. It is not called cytokines to get rid of the device, the BEAM scan, to gauge to the field. With the numbers of Policy provides information on 21 clear whether this disease is one viruses. The perpetual flood of electrical activity in different brain those affected by this disease steadily academic programs offering gra agent or a combination of several cytokines would, in itself, cause many regions. His test reveals a similar increasing, and the effects of this ation education in SEPP. (now pathogenic agents. The Atlanta­ unpleasant symptoms. dearth of activity in the temporal disease so debilitating, the medical available in cpp offlce, Studio based Centers for Disease Control Other studies have filled in some lobes and the hippocampus. This profession has to take greater steps College).- defmes CFS as a distinctive array of of the gaps in the understanding region of the brain happens to playa to deal with the problem.