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VOL XV, NO. 72 an independent student newspaper serving noire dame and saint mar)' MONDAY, JANUARY 19, 1981 Key talks U.S., Iran com e to terms on rip-offs on hostages’ release

WASHINGTON (AP) - The The exploitation of consumers ference tody, Monday, Jan. 19, United States and Iran, in accord on 1981.” through the advertising media is a every point but still working on final growing problem, according to A White House official said Sun translations, stood at the brink of Wilson Bryan Key, who has served day evening that the signatures agreement yesterday for the release as a Journalism professor at several awaited oly a final translation o f the of 52 American hostages, probably terms into three languages - English, major universities in the U.S. and before President Carter leaves office Canada. Key has studied the Tuesday. French for the Algerian inter­ mediaries, and Farsi, the language of problem for over ten years and is It was believed that the freed Iran. president of a media research Americans would be flown to Al­ group. Observer staff reporter HOTflf giers, and from there on to West The Pars report, dated early Mon­ David Sarphie spoke with Key when Germany, where they would spend a day Tehran time, was received late he lectured at ND in December. DAMt "decompression” period of a week yesterday Nicosia, Cyprus. The or so at a U.S. military hospital. Iranian media said Nabavl would Six Algerian doctors were already conduct a news conference about 3 p.m. Tehran time (6:30 a.m. EST) in the Iranian capital to examine the Monday hostages and certify their condition before their release. But there was Nabavl indicated In his remarks no word on whether the doctors had that the agreement had not yet been formally signed and the documents ■ seen the hostages, or even on the whereabouts of the 52. entrusted to the Algerians, as has been planned. A man who identified himself as one of the doctors (old/Ac /tx- Nabavl had similarly announced a “final agreement" several hours ear­ scociated Press ir. a telephone inter­ Dr. Key lier, but said at that time that view, “I think that we can leave "several wholly trivial points" before Monday night. We shall go Q. Dr. Key, what is su blim in al remained unresolved His later an­ back by special airplane ... We leave seduction, and how widespread is nouncement apparently was made Tehran with the hostages, and I itf after Iran bcame satisfied that those A: Basically, it's a technique of the don’t know if we shall go to Algiers or West Germany. ” points had been settled. advertising agencies to sell products by manipulating the unconscious In its report of Nabavi’s announce­ ment, the Iranian news agency Pars mind of the consumer. How I think that we can widespread, you ask? It's definitely a said, "The U.S. government has final­ multibillion dollar industry. I’ve ly accepted all the terms set by the government of the Islamic Republic been examining advertisements leave before ol' Iran for the release o f the since the early 70s, and I’ve yet to find a national ad that didn’t employ With dreams of a future as an Irish cheerleader, this little tyke is American hostages. The minister the technique. already practicing the arduous routines at the Hofstra basketball said that the details o f the agreement Monday night.' Q: H ow does it w ork? game. (Photo byJohn Macor) will be disclosed in a press con­ A: I’ve discovered two distinct Vice President Walter F. Mondalc ideas that these ads seem to play sion was that this type o f media must you and your studies? recognize these techniques and said earlier yesterday the remaining upon. One, as you might have be prohibited. Not one word o f that realize that they exist, the ads can't differences were "not substantial," guessed, is sex. If you look closely at study appeared in a U.S. newspaper, A: The research corporation of be as harmful. However, these ads the ice cubes in many alcohol ad­ not even in the New York Times. which I'm currently president, are very dangerous to the uni­ involving the precise amount of vertisements, you’ll see that they arc Belgium is the only country that has Media Probe, has been studying nformed person who allows it to frozen assets to be returned to Iran, not ordinary ice cubes. In fact, they definitive laws concerning this these advertisements for quite reach his subconscious. That’s why I and a problem concerning court aren’t ice cubes at all. They are media exploitation. awhile. We know the problem ex­ give over 90 lectures each year. The jurisdiction of certain claims. pieces of plastic. Some are designed ists. Our job now must be to educate more people we can reach, the more A U.S. official said the second to spell out the word 'sex’. Others Q: What does the future hold for the consumers If people can good we can do. problem related to arrangements for transferring U.S. court claims against get a bit more graphic and portray the sex organs. These techniques arc Iran to an international arbitration panel. by no means limited to booze ad­ vertisements. No, I've found phallic Stereo stolen Tehran radio said Nahavi was symbols in such seemingly innocent asked whether he now expected the hostages to be released in the next ads as those for a margarine com ­ few days. pany. Strange, isn’t it? Sorinitesfall prey to another robbery “Yes, of course,” he reportedly The other major idea used in replied. "On the basis o f the agree­ many of the ads is that of the death 3y LAURA LARI.MO RE Malloy concurred, stating that to Paul Korzenecki, one of the theft ment reached after the statement wish. I've found skulls in those same Senior Staff Reporter the best of his knowledge the front victims, noted that record albums has been signed by both sides and ice cubes used in booze ads. doors remained locked throughout and a hat were left in his room. "I the Algerian government has made It Grotesque faces of monsters appear Stereo equipment valued at over don’t know whose they are,” he said. the break. “But you know as well as 1 public and the assets which it has quite frequently, as well. In fact, I’ve *850 was reported stolen from two "The door was locked when I came do that a person can get into any been agreed to deposit In an account found many images related to self rooms in Sorin Hall during the back Monday afternoon. They cut dorm on the campus if he wants to with the central bank o f a third destruction and death. recent semester break, despite what the cords and the plug from my badly enough,” he remarked. country have been so deposited the Q: How does that sell products? hall officials termed "an excellent receiver and turntable, but left the Security is continuing Its investiga­ hostages will he released im­ A: Ever since 1558 and the work job by Security.” The items were dis­ tion. speakers and the reel to reel.” mediately." of Thomas Hobbes, philosophers covered missing when residents Two speakers and a turntable dis­ have pondered the reasons behind returned on Monday, Jan. 12. appeared from the room of Mark man’s self destructive tendencies. Fr. David Porterfield, rector of Skorcz, down the hall. “They left the Such brilliant men as Nietzsche, Sorin, appeared baffled by the inci­ receiver and another turntable, and Masked gunman Freud, and Fromm have all delved dent. “Security noted that doors took the wires,” Skorcz said. He into this area, and they haven’t been locked on say, Monday, would then noted that his door was also locked able to find the answer. I don’t un­ be open on Wednesday,” he said. when he returned Monday evening rapes ND stude derstand it, either. But I do know In addition to Porterfield and as­ Blankets reported stolen from that companies have spent millions sistant rector Fr. Edward Malloy, neighboring rooms may have been A female Notre Dame student was raped at gunpoint late Friday of dollars on ads that play on this part of a high school basketball team used to conceal the equipment, resi­ afternoon near the east perimeter of the Jake Kline baseball field in an death wish idea. stayed in the hall over the vacation. dents surmised. Nothing else has incident that ND security surmise is related to a similar assualt last Q: Hasn't Congress been able to According to Porterfield, seven been reported missing Thursday. do anything in terms of legislation team members, their coach, and a Porterfield said that he assumed According to the county sheriffs office, the student was walking in this area? priest were allowed to use student full responsibility for his guests. He home alone to her apartment when she was confronted by a black man A: Are you kidding? Congress is so rooms for several days, without the stated that he felt it unlikely that the wearing an orange ski mask, light-blue bell bottom trousers, a blue swayed by special interest groups students’ prior knowledge. team could have been responsible nylon jacket and carrying a green blanket. He dragged her into a that legislation is very difficult. Of "The priest was a good friend of for the theft, but said it was being in­ nearby wooded area at pistolpoint and then raped her. course. Big Business is probably the mine, ” Porterfield remarked. “The vestigated. “I will see that the stu­ The victim was treated at Saint Joseph’s Hospital and released a few dominant force among those special students wished they had been con­ dents are reimbursed,” he promised. hours later. interest groups. Their power ex­ sulted, but they probably wouldn’t “I never saw anyone out of the ND security, working in conjunction with the county sheriffs tends into other areas, as well. For have cared if nothing had been mis­ ordinary," he said. “Construction office, theorizes that the rapist is the same person who was rcponsible example, several years ago the sing" The rooms burglarized were workers were repairing some for an incident Thursday in the same area when a lone female student United Nations did a study on this among those occupied by team showers and were in and out but 1 was harrasscd at gunpoint while cross country skiing media exploitation. Their conclu­ members. didn’t see anyone else.” News Monday, January 19, 1981 — page 2

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Dolls, dope and pom are courses o f study at various colleges and universities around the U.S. At Arizona State U., the Health Sciences department is offering “Marijuana and Man," a course Comps? What are comps? which examines the history of the drug and its sociological and psyc­ hological impact. The purpose of the course, according to instructor “Quick! Someone tell me who was the mother of Lee B. Croft, is to provide students with the facts needed to make a Oedipus? You know, the one he married?” “sound, intelligent judgment” about marijuana use. At MacAlester “Does anyone know what was the rhyme scheme College in St. Paul, Minn., a number o f female professors and ad­ Margie BrassU Shakespeare made famous?” ministrators are objecting to a psychology class that will focus on “What was the major theme of the Romantic poets?” pornography, because they believe that pornography is degrading to SMC Executive Editor Panic!! women. And at Yale University, art history major Ella King Torrey is These are just some of the questions senior English writing her final thesis on the phenomenal success of the Barbie Doll Inside Monday and the changes the doll has undergone since her introduction in majors will be mumbling back and forth for the next two weeks until their comprehensive exams are over. 1959. — Collegiate Headlines This panic is not unique to English majors, for within the next couple months, all departments at Saint Mary’s PANIC!! will be conducting comprehensive exams that seniors What is it like to study for one of these exams? Well, are required to pass or face the consequences (as yet A d lllt b O O k s t O r C S and movie theaters in Atlanta have there are various systems that have been used over the unknown ). agreed to close in return for dismissal of charges against their years. One method is to not study at all and trust to employees, and a prosecutor hailed the bargain as proof that “law Comps is an almost dirty word on campus. We heard memory when exam time comes. Students who have enforcement now has the upper hand” against pornography. “If you rumours about them during our freshmen year. When tried this method were removed from the exam by am­ need a dirty book, you’ll have to leave Atlanta to get it,” said Glenn we declared our majors in sophomore year they bulance, having fallen comatose after reading the first Zell, an attorney for the stores. Zell said owners of at least 16 adult warned us about them, but then, it was still too far away essay question. Another method, used primarily by bookstores agreed Friday to close their doors on condition that anti­ to worry about. Last year we watched in horror as our departmental throats, is to begin studying second pornography crusader Fulton County Solicitor General Hinson senior friends crammed and cried until the exams were semester junior year straight through the summer, skip­ over. Then it was real, and anyone who was unwise McAuliffe dismiss all charges pending against their employees. Assis­ ping Christmas in Florida to finish studying. These stu­ enough not to save their notes for every class during tant Solicitor General Leonard Rhodes said that would leave one adult dents are usually pried from the desks at the end of the their four years probably spent the summer copying bookstore, three adult theaters and one peep-show still operating in exam screaming,“But I’ve only filled ten blue books!” over notebooks. Atlanta. “We’re tired of fighting. We’re getting out o f here,” one There really isn’t any proven way to insure the pas­ To most people at ND, bookstore em ployee said. Zell blamed “inflation” for the bookstore sing of these exams. In the (and probably the yet uni­ clients’ decision to move out of Fulton County rather than continue end it will all be up to the formed freshshmen at SMC) the battle against McAuliffe. He said “hassles with the police, fees for judgement of one’s teachers, the comprehensives are an lawyers,” and higher rents had made “the marginal profits for pornog­ as they read the blue books unknown phenomenon. raphy unbelievably low.” —AP and listen to the presenta­ Comprehensive exams are tions, with the option to yell, an archaic academic torture “That stinks!” at the student created to give seniors their of their choice. Just the final nervous breakdown realization that she will have Saudi Arabia will renewtemporary crude oil supp­ during their academic to face all her profs at once ly contracts with countries whose fuel supplies have been affected by lifetime. Depending on the and display what she really the Iran-Iraq war, excluding Japan, for the first quarter o f 1981, the department, the com­ knows, (or doesn’t know), Middle East Economic Survey reported yesterday. In a report quoting prehensives can take the has been know to send even unidentified “reliable sources,” the weekly newsletter said Japan, form of an exam, research the most coherent and intel­ previously the largest recipient at 140,000 barrels a day, was excluded paper or year long project. ligent students into fits and because of reports of irregularities in oil pricing to customers. The As the weeks dwindle down spasms. war relief contracts, involving a total of about 600,000 barrels daily, to the final moment of This is really just a war­ were concluded for the last quarter of 1980 with countries facing presentation, panic sets in. ning to the rest of the SMC shortages because of the war which erupted Sept. 22. Other cus­ The real purpose of the ND world, that if you tomers are France, Italy, Brazil, Greece, Spain, Turkey, Yugoslavia, In­ exams, of course, is to pull happen to come across dia, Pakistan, M orocco and Somalia. —AP together four years of some poor bleary-eyed academic endeavor and knowledge and to try and make senior wandering around in a daze during the next few some sense o f it all. Being a senior English major, I have weeks, be kind to her-she’s probably trying to warned my roommate not to talk to me as I try to cram memorize, “Whan that Aprille in the shore soute/The From bluegrass to black-tie ballet Ronald 900 years of literature into my head, since all I’ll drought of Marche hath pierced to the route....” Reagan’s four-day, $11 million inaugural party kicked off this weekend probably be able to .say is “To be or not to be...” with a show from the Mormon Tabernacle Choir and the biggest (wishing that I could not be, until its all over.) I plan to fireworks display in the history of the nation’s capital. Reagan and his be buried under notebooks and textbooks for two wife, Nancy and the Vice-President elect George Bush and Mrs. Bush weeks, and I’ve told all my friends that I will be un­ were scheduled to brace 20-degree weather for the official half-hour available for the usual senior fun for awhile. (If anyone Observer Notes opening ceremony just after dark on the Lincoln Memorial grounds. tells you that senior year is all fun and games, she is not The President Inaugural Committee started out with a budget of about from Saint Mary’s.) $7 million, but it has mushroomed to close to $11 million. Four years Seniors from the other departments will probably Have you witnessed a crime which should be ago, Jimmy Carter’s inaugural cost $5 million. The entire show is want to deny this statement, but it has been rumoured reported? Do you have newsworthy information that the English comps are the worst ones at the college. being financed by private donations, including contributions by cor­ which might turn into an important article? Is (A statement that does not make me feel any better.) porations who can take the cost off their taxes. The incoming First there something we should be covering? If so, call Family attended three concerts at the Kennedy Center featuring a Whether true or not, the English exams would definite­ The Observer news department and let us know. We long list of opera, ballet and orchestra stars, and also attended two ly be in the running. Picture this, som e 20 students with welcome any and all contributions from our candlelight dinners, priced at $100 per plate.— AP bloodshot eyes huddling over piles of blue books as they write for 90 minutes on the use of the color blue in readers — call 283-7471, 8661, or 1715, 24 hours a imagery from Chaucer to Fitzgerald. And there are four day, Sunday through Thursday. All sources are such questions to be answered in a two day period. guaranteed confidentiality. Browsers can no longer find a copy of Jonathan Swift’s “Gulliver’s Travels” among the frozen foods at the Hall Meat & Poultry butcher shop in Port Huron, Mich. The book was one of 640 _The_Qhser_v_er_ NSHP TUTORING being stored in the market’s freezer in an attempt to salvage them. They were soaked over Christmas when a water pipe burst at a public Neighborhood Study Help library branch. St. Clair County Library Director Harry Wu said put­ ting meat in a freezer for a ong time will dry it out, adding the same Program Sign-ups Tues.Jan. 20 and thing applies to books. So, in they went — right along with the lamb Design Editor...... Mike Monk chops and ham. Owner Howard Hall said the books were drying out Design Assistant...... Monica Gugle Wed. Jan. 21 During Dinner in the nicely until a meat inspector came along and dampened the process. News E ditor Pam Dcgnan The inspector ordered the volumes moved, saying books, money and Features Layout Molly Woulfe Sports Copy Editor...... Michael Ortman Dining Halls. mail all are sources of bacteria. And, Hall said, the state did not want S ystems Control Bruce Oakley anything to contaminate the meat. Librarians say the books are drying Photographer...... John Macor out now in another freezer — but no one is saying where Gulliver Guest Appearances...... John McGrath Openings Include: traveled. —AP Paul Mullaney, Mark Rust Ryan Ver Bcrkmoes Mon. & Wed. Tues. & Thurs.

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By ANN JANE D REGAL LA The varsity tournament team is pionship. Staff Reporter then made up of up to eight players, The United States national crown usually four from the winning team winner than completes in the Col­ Each year as the holiday season on campus and up to four chosen lege Bowl World Championship. closes, bowl season begins. Our from an all-star team of other Notre Dame held its on campus community is in the middle o f its campus competitors. This varsity tournament in the two week period own bowl College Bowl. team then competes on the intercol­ prior to break. The on campus win­ College Bowl, “the varsity sport of legiate and tournament level at ning team includes Scott Jacobs, An­ the mind”, is a question and answer regional competition. nette Lang, and Michael Kristo with game of quick recall played on This year, intramural winners will Edward Bylina as team captain. This hundreds of campuses across the na­ travel to Illinois State, Feb. 6-7, for team has earned the right to com­ Meandering through the recently opened Snite Museum, these stu­ tion. Competitions are categorized competition with 12 other schools dents admire some of art’s more recent products. (Photo by John pete against a team of all-stars as intramural, intercollegiate and in the region. This region includes M acor) chosen from among the other com­ regional championship tournaments Ohio, Illinois and Indiana. petitors to determine who will com­ guided by the College Bowl Co., Inc. In the spring, all regional cham­ prise the tournment team attending The intramural level is open to al­ pions and any other team who has the regionals. most anyone. The game is played be­ won three games in a row on radio Notre Dame, after retiring from Advancement Does tween two teams of four players or television (special attraction College Bowl Competition for a few each to score points by answering games) are invited to compete for years, once more entered the com­ toss-up and bonus questions. the College Bowl National Cham- petition three years ago. Notre Not Require An Dame reached the national level all three years with the 16 best players in the country, an objective Notre Advanced Degree Dame College Bowl coordinator Dr. You can spend another two to three years in graduate Junior Parents Weekend setLombardo of the CCE hopes to attain school or you can turn four years of liberal arts education into once again this year. a practical, challenging and rewarding career in just three Lisa Schulte, the Saint Mary’s coor­ dinator is working under Mary Anne months—as an Employee Benefit Specialist. Junior Parents Weekend is The itinerary for the weekend is as O’Donnell who has been appointed scheduled for Feb. 6-8. Notice and follows. Thursday, Fev. 5: Benefits today amount from 30 to 35 percent of w ages the Regional Coordinator for Ohio, information on the event was sent to Registration — Lafortune 7-10 p.m. and salaries. Recent pension legislation has created even Indiana and Illinois. Saint Mary’s has juniors’ parents prior to Thanksgivi- Friday, Feb. 6: Registration — more demand for trained specialists. As an Employee nine intramural teams vying for the ing break Parents who have received Lafortune 9:30 a.m. 8:30 p.m.; Cock­ Benefit Specialist you’ll be called upon to excercise your chance to compete on the regional their packets and plan to attend tail Dance, ACC 9 pm. own judgement, initiative and intelligence in a challenging, and hopefully national level. 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See PARENTS, page 6 companies, banks, and personnel and benefits departments English Dept, of corporations. The Institute's Placement Service will place you too. If not, you will be eligible for a substantial tuition ATTENTION JUNIOR CLASS s p o n s o r s refund. Seating for President’s Dinner Furthermore, you will earn graduate credit towards a Chaplin film s Master of Arts in Legal Studies through Antioch School of Junior Parent’s Weekend Law for all course work completed at The Institute. The English Department is If you’re a senior of high academic standing and looking for LaFortune Main Lounge- sponsoring a Charlie Chaplin film a meaningful career, contact your Placement Office for festival beginning Tuesday, Jan. 20, our catalog and arrange to have an interview with our repre­ Thurs., Jan. 22, 7-10 p.m. and continuing on consecutive sentative. Tuesdays through April 28. Each We will visit your campus on: Fri., Jan. 23,6-9 p.m. film will shown at 9 p.m. in the An For Se ing Arrangements the Following In­ nenberg Auditorium of the Snite WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 28, 1981 Museum of Art. forms on Is Necessary: The series begins with Chaplin’s 1 )Ea<. person may bring 3 ID’s total (including his ow n) silent films (1914-1936) in which 2 ) Parents’ full names and home addresseswill be required he develops his beloved “Tramp”. The for each student ID. On Jan. 20 the Keystone shorts such as Caught in a Cabaret and The Institute 235 South 17 th Street 3 ) Number of people attending per family. for Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 19103 Property Man will be projected. (215) 732-6600 For those wishing to sit together involving more than oneMore of Chaplin’s classic shorts will Employee be shown on Jan. 27. Benefits table, there must be one representative per table to make Such classics asThe Gold Rush, Training seating arrangements. 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Robert Griffin ’Twas the Night Before Christmas Letters To A Lonely God n Christmas Eve, I listened patiently as for saying this, ” I said, “but your arrange­ “Grandmothers,”! said, “are an endan­ not be your cup of tea.” the young man told me of making love O ment doesn’t strike me as being particular­ gered species. When the last believing “The Church undoubtedly has in mind to the young woman he was going steady ly Christian.” grandmother has gone to heaven, the that w e should be married," he said. with; of how beautiful it was, and of how “The love that we have,” he said, “and world will be a more practical place in “At Christmas, when you think of God’s close it made them feel; and of how neither the way we express it, makes us feel that which to be a Catholic. ” loving the world, and all that,” I said, “the of them, afterwards, felt any sense of guilt we arc very close to Christ.” He said: "It’s nice, even when it isn’t most ordinary love gets caught up on or shame. Obviously, as he explained it, for It was Christmas Eve. I could smell fir Christmas, to believe that Jesus is Son, and God’s love. Married love, the Church both of them, this was really it: a legitimate trees, and I was waiting to hear sleigh bells Mary is His virgin mother.” thinks, should reflect Christ’s love when passion that was the cat's pajamas. Mar­ ringing in the midnight sky. “You don’t “Ifyou believe that,” I said, “the rest of it He laid down His life for the Church, His riage was a formality that could be added have to defend yourself,” I said. “I’m not is easy. I suppose you also believe in bride.” later; but for now: wow, Father, they had accusing you of sin.” I’m never com­ Easter?” experienced passion, and pronounced it fortable posing as a travel agent selling “1 thought to be a Catholic,” he said, "As poetry,” he said, “it’s very nice.” good. I felt as though I were expected to tickets for a guilt trip. “that you had to believe in Easter.” “It's more than a metaphor,” 1 said. "It’s a applaud. “In Bethlehem, on a night like this;” I “You’ve really put it all together,” I said. pattern for Christian husbands. "Sexual It was Christmas Eve, and I didn’t feel said, “angels were heard singing in the “You and I believe in incredible things. ■ love especially represents the way God like arguing; I felt sure enough of Faith that heavens above a manger. In the Middle We’re regular chips off our old grandmot­ loves the world as a Bridegroom. That is I didn’t need to argue. 1 was suddenly Ages, it was believed that creatures, on hers.” We laughed as w e imagined our­ why sexual love among Christians is an in­ happy enough to laugh, because I knew I Christmas Eve, fell on their knees at the selves saying rosaries and lighting holy timacy properly expressed between hus­ wasn't going to try to prove anything to stroke of midnight, and that ghosts and candles, as grandmothers are reputed to band and wife." anybody. "It’s obvious, ” I said, “that being demons were kept chained in their do. “Give me hell for sleeping with a girl,” deeply Catholic isn’t everyone’s cup of tea. prisons, unable to stir during the days of He said: "You see, I am Christian after he said, “though I don’t know why you You have to be a little nuts, to be a good, Christmas.” all.” serious minded Catholic. You have to be “Words reflect faith,” I said. “Actions should want to. But don’t, in the name of slightly absurd to accept literally the teach­ He wanted to tell me how much in love reflect faith even more honestly than faith, expect me to bank my lustiness in a mystical fog.” ings of the Church. ” he was. I wanted to tell him how much in words do.” love he might be. “Our love," he said very solemnly, “is “I’ve been very honest in loving a "How silly, of me, of course, I’m being certainly sanctified by holiness as though “Catholics, of course, believemore of woman,” he said. “I want to be with her for mystical," I said. "What a fool you must God had breathed on our hearts.” these pious legends than anyone else,” I the rest of my life. Am I being dishonest in think me for supposing that your sex life said. “It is embarrassing if you are sophis­ Maybe, I thought, God had breathed on sincerely believing that we’ve got a good has anything to do with the birthday or ticated, to notice the beliefs that Catholics your hearts, or maybe you have only thing going for us?” death of the Son of God.” take seriously.” breathed deeply on one another. I wasn’t “I think that the Church has more in I knew it wouldn’t be his cup of tea. Like mind for you than that you should have a everybody else, he only wanted the com­ tempted to judge whether their relation­ "My grandmother” he said, "takes good thing going for you,” I said. “Of fort o f Christmas, without making a com ­ ship was wholesome. “You’ll pardon me religion very seriously.” course, what the Church has in mind may mitment to the Cross or the Crib. No playing h

f Life were a course, would any of us take stay after, when tests are due, and most im­ The Class could be frightening at first, What if the great Professor would call on i It? portantly, whether we pass or not. with no syllabus, and with the Professor us and we would be asleep? Or If we had Life would have some advantages over a not really explaining what He expected of blown off Class on the day He took atten­ Imagine finding this course description regular class. We wouldn’t have to worry us. And unless we had already heard about dance? Or even worse, what if we walked in an Arts and Letters catalogue: about registration because our parents had the Class from someone else (which is into Class and discovered we'd forgotten already taken care of that. No lines for com ­ doubtful), it’s a wonder that we wouldn’t to do the day’s assignment? Life would Life 101 Credit: Variable puter cards, no Form 50’s to fill out, no add all run to the Divine Registrar and dropLife also have additional expenses at mid- 12SMTWTFS12 No Prerequisite or drop slips. We’d just show up on the first after the first day. semester which we hadn’t counted on. day. But then again, being impressionable There would be plenty of time to drop Z i/e, Variable length, variable credit course, freshmen, we’d decide to stick it out. but where can we transeru p Life doesn’t divided into three major sections: Life could be taken many ways. Most of have any USC’s. Youth, Adolescence, a n d Adulthood, w ith us might take it pass/fail, although some Many of us are stuck in classes w e aren’t primary emphasis on the latter. Covers all would just as soon audit it. But even Life too wild about. In Life, some are destined areas of human experience, Including would have it’s holy roller grace throats, to be bunched together and sleep through sickness and health, love and hate, wealth wrecking the salvation curve for the rest of Class like it’s an eternal Emil. Others might and poverty in a series of unpredictable L S Z 6 6 6 . us. sit back and watchLife flash by in an experiences. Many unannounced quizzes cog. And some, of course, would want to unending version of Art Trads, knowing and tests, with a cumulative final, also handleLife on their own, as an independ­ Life Is pass/fail and that they can work hard unannounced. v=*aN... ent study .-Not content to work at everyone early and take it easy when the final comes. elsc’s pace, they would go off and study on God is the Prof, naturally, determining their own. Albert Camus and Ayatollah A third group of students would be in a how long the class lasts, when w e have to Khomeini are obvious examples. perpetual Accounting class, analyzing, graphing, and evaluating anything they can debit and credit, looking at their final as one big CPA exam in the sky. Still others might prefer to talk their way though Life as in a non-stop seminar Class, an all encompassing core Course. They could BS their way out of every test, and w would probably end up as salesmen, Y L L A y X sportswriters, or U.S. Presidents. And there would be those caught up in a lifelong philosophy course. Athough no better off than anyone else, these people would at least have a sense of security in that they can rationalize where they are (but in relation to what?) When God graded our finals, w e’d find out our fates. If we passed Life, we’d go to heaven (or Eternal Life 102 ). Borderline cases would be sent to purgatory, a kind of God-given summer school. If we failed, it would be back to Life again, but with dif­ ferent classmates, a different syllabus, and a different final.

I wonder if God accepts extra credit...

Bill M arquard

B ill M arquard is an Observer sports writer. The Observer

Today Monday, January 19, 1981 — page 6 Campus Molarity Michael Molinelli

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Sunday, Feb. 8: Closing Breakfast Charles Schulz — ACC 9:30 a m. . Peanuts The opening event, the Cocktail Dance, will prove to be one of the a s e o f l l n e s s WHAT'S AN "APT/' W A5NT weekend’s hightlights. It will be held InC I at the ACC and attended by parents, or A ccident , No tify: M ARGIE? DON'T TELL ME.' THINKIN6, students, and guests. Extra tickets name______I'LL BET IT MEANS,"ARE will be available at the door. STREET, -AFT.____ YOU THE KIND W H O 'S MARCIE APT TO SET SICK?"

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To ob­ tain additional tickets for this event, contact Student Activities. ACROSS 21 Andy and 42 Atomic 11 “ I d on’t 1 Indian family m achine give —” The Daily Crossword w heat 22 Nice- — 43 Milk su g ar 12 Cravings flour prudish 45 Conducted 15 Texan, 5 Steep 23 Sm udge 46 Burn super­ for one declivity or stew ficially 20 — canto ND Ch 1 2 3 6 7 8 11 12 10 “The — We 24 Violins 47 Steam 21 R ussian ‘ " W e re ” 27 Heavy 50 Supposed dram atist 13 13 Couple ap p lau se m edical 23 Bakery ,s 14 Ankle 31 Organiza­ rem edy item 16 15 Hot under tion 54 Norse name 24 Exictement holds 1” 1 " the collar 32 Stock­ 55 Repent 25 Busy 19 20 i 16 Spread holder 56 Failure 26 Pronuncia _ ■" 17 Violin 34 Collar 57 War machine m entos 22 m aker edging 58 Enchantress27 Sheen _ ■” 18 Algerian 36 Mohammedan 59 Book of 28 Flow er auditions 24 25 26 28 29 30 seap o rt nam e the Bible com b, form ■ 19 Devices 37 R elease 60 Crafty 29 Wine drink 31 33 The Notre Dame Chapel Choir for c le an ­ 38 Seemingly 61 Kilmer 30 Monotone will hold auditions to fill several ■_ ing g as 41 Avoid poem 33 Priestly 34 . 36 • spaces in the second sem ester choir. 62 Hollow stem w ear ■ ■" 35 Go in 38 39 40 Both male and female voices are DOWN 39 Turf needed. Interested persons should ■ 42 44 11 a in it [ i [s' K T 1IP"■ m|0 iMlI 1 Soldiers’ 40 N Y. team contact the choir director, Professor _ ■ DOWSES c. iL 0. O iA L Y a d d re ss e s 44 Vehicle: Sue Seid Martin at 277-5181. 45 46 E IVI 0 T E R1 1 1 E B L E R 2 Pow der abbr. Chapel Choir is a liturgical choir _ ■ w JLRa. w I L F A A 1 N ingredient 46 Sleep sound ■ Is R | i H 0, ■ E D N A which sings at the Sunday 10:30 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 M E 3 Layer 47 Soldiers _ IlHlOlMfO. 1 c, 0 N 0, I k A Y E S 4 24-hour no m ore Mass in Sacred Heart Church, and at ■ w H A N 54 A \LLL TI E 5 H orses’ 48 USSR sea . N 1 Sunday evening Vespers in the Lady i A S H 1 A T H E N_ I milieux 49 Coniferous | ” | ■ ■ i CLID E R■ D R H 0 L E Chapel. The choir also celebrates 57 6 C oat 50 A gitate „ p AjI | 0 E k 0 N R U L E various other university events, BE m aterial 51 Leak " i I AI 1 ■ W0_W■ 0 S such as graduation and Holy Week, 60 „ . i H R o. w A T A N T R U Ma 7 Winglike slowly fhe choir will tour through the Mid­ I D 0. G Fl 1 G HL | E0_G_AI I 8 Grooves 52 Monster r' A 1 ■ S H A H_ E T N 0 S 9 Greek 53 Frog’s west during the last two weeks of 1/19/81 E E ©1981 by Chicago Tribune-N.Y. News Synd. Inc. LII I 1 HA l ] E 1 ■ A SJs_I letter cousin May with jazz musician Dave All Rights Reserved d 10 Coward 55 Perform Brubeck.

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T llC W alter P o lo C lu b will hold a mandatory meeting tomorrow at 7 p.m. in the small auditorium of LaFortune for anyone Interested in playing water polo this spring. Elections for officers will also be held. Contact Pat McDivitt at 8650 or Mike Gosclenski at 8603 . . .leers for more information. B j o m B O fg , the master craftman from Sweden, thrashed Continued from page 8 was down to 5 3 Bqt Dakota’s Frank purist’s delight, marked by close Czechoslovakia's Ivan Lendl 6-4, 6-2, 6-2, yesterday to win his second from behind the net went in off of Burggraf netted a rebound on a checking and steady goaltending by consecutive Volvo Grand Prix Masters tennis tournament. Borg’s vic­ goalie Jensen’s arm. Quickly after, scramble in front of McNamara, and Jensen and McNamara. McNamara tory in New York's Madison Square Garden avenged two straight Logan picked up a legitimate score the Irish could never regain their was almost perfect, allowing only a losses to Lendl. It was the first trip for Lendl to the eight-man, round off a fine feed through the crease by momentum. point-blank wrist shot by Phil Sykes robin tournament that climaxes the 92-tourney worldwide Grand Humphreys, and the Dakota lead Saturday’s game was a hockey— at 1 48 of the first period — to get Prix circuit. The 20 year old Czech was the top junior player in the past him. He faced 34 shots on the world in 1978 and has risen quickly to the top of the professional night, and looked sharp in his first ranks. The victory was worth $100,000 and a new Volvo for Borg. full outing since suffering a 12-1 Lendl received $64,000. — AP shellacking at the hands of Wiscon­ sin. The Rugby Club will hold a meeting on Thursday at 7 The Irish offense was more effi­ p.m. in the Lafortune Ballroom. New members are welcome. cient, but not more effective. They managed 40 shots on Jensen, but on­ The Notre Dame and St. Mary’s fencers an ly Humphreys could get the puck enjoyed success this weekend, posting three team victories apiece. past him. Midway through the third The Irish men rolled past Tri-State, (22-5), Purdue (2 2 -5 ) and period, Poulin set up Logan with a Wisconsin-Parkside (26-1). Marc De Jong, Jim Thompson, Tom shot from the right wing circle. His Lunsford, Dave Anthony, Jaime Colley Capo and Joe Gamarra all went shot was blocked, but Humphreys, 3-0 in the foil competition. In the epee, Rich Daly went 5-0 and John parked in front, slapped in the McBride went 3-0. Greg Armi, Sal D’Allura and Sal Muoio went 2-0 in rebound to tie the game. the sabre. The Notre Dame women beat the same three opponents by The ten-minute overtime 14-2, 5-4 and 9-0 scores respectively as Marcella Lansford (Tom’s sis­ produced no serious threats to eit­ ter) went 8-0 with the foil. St. Mary's turned back the same-trio by her goal, although Smith agreed that 12-4,6-3 and 9-0 counts Twila Kitchin led the Belle’s going 7-0 in the his squad looked tentative in its foil. These were the first matches of the season for .all three teams. forechecking, allowing the Sioux to outshoot his club 13-4 in the extra The WOmeU S truck club practices every day in the period. ACC concourse at 4:30 p.m. Anyone interested in participating is en­ "It was really sort of hairy out couraged to attend. Be prepared to run outside. For more information there, ” Smith said. "We started to be contact Cindy McNally at 8152 or Rosannc Bcllomo at 6896. a little bit too cautious, and this is exactly what we warned them DePaul forward Mark Aguirre shattered the against doing. ” Blue Demons all-time scoring record of 1,896 points with a 25-point 45 Also hairy was Notre Dame’s performance yesterday to lead the fourth ranked Blue Demons, now glaring inefficiency on the power 15-1, to a 90-75 victory over Wagner. Aguirre, a 6 foot 7 junior, play, with the Irish failing on all 10 surpassed the mark of former DePaul center Dave Corzine, who advantages Saturday night and all six amassed his points from 1974-78. Aguirre, who now has 1,902 points Friday night. "I don’t think this has In less than three years, set the mark when he converted a slam-dunk happened before in the entire his­ with 11:17 remaining. tory of the league, ” Smith joked af­ terwards. But it was a punchline w m being today at4 O rlando "The Tree” Woolridge pumped in 15 points during Notre Practice for Bengal Bouts accompanied by frustration: "It just p.m. in the boxing room. The Bengal Bouts are scheduled for March 1 Dame's lackluster 10-point victory over visiting Fordham. See Gary drives you out of your tree.” 4 and 7. Grassey’s article on page 8. (Photo byJohn M acor) . . .Eagles I’M BEHIND The cheerleaders have Continued from page 8 They remember the Bicentennial weekend. Vermeil is one of those coaches who has a bit of a Everyone else in the country was whooping it up as BOOSTER POMPOMS and warped sense of purpose in an amateur setting. But at they celebrated America’s 200th birthday. The Eagles the professional level, the former UCLA head coach’s were beginning their first Dick Vermeil summer TM BEHIND THE IRISH Lombardi like philosophy seem s to fit. survival test, at least a week ahead of the rest of the "The only fun thing about football, ” he professes, "is teams. , (rumper stickers & cloth patches) winning.” They remember wondering, "What on earth could be And to win in Philadelphia, Vermeil has gone to great worth all this?" The Eagles’ first draft pick in 1976 was in lengths, including grueling training and practice ses­ the 4th Round, in 1977 the 5th Round and in 1978 the forsale. sions, staff meetings until 3 or 4 a.m. and then work by 3rd Round. All the blood, sweat and tears in the world himself after that. The week before his team knocked off couldn’t build a future for this team. You can contact the Student Activities Pittsburgh in 1979, Vermeil spent theentire week in But Dick Vermeil did. office, 1st Floor LaFortune (7308) Veterans Stadium — night and day. Philadelphia enters Super Bowl XV with a roster that The Bergeys and the Charmichaels and the LcMasters features just four 1st Round draft choices (DB Roynell or any Cheerleader know what the Vermeil Work Ethic has done for them. Young, 1980; LB Jerry Robinson, 1979; OT Jerry They remember the days when Ed Khayat made all ofSisemore, 1973 and Claude Humphrey, 1968 by At­ his players with facial hair remove it or they would be lanta), hardly a home-grown dynasty like the teams of removed from the roster. They also remember Khayat’s the ’70s — Pittsburgh, Dallas, Miami and Minnesota. dismal 2-11-1 record in 1972. Vermeil took his own wisely chosen picks, a surpris­ AIRLINES They remember Mr. Nice Guy, Mike McCormack, ing number of free agents, like Herman Edwards, Louie who left George Allen’s staff in Washington to lead the Giammona and Charley Smith, and refugees like Ron Major airlines are now accepting ap­ Eagles. They remember Mike’s disappointing 4-10 1975 Jaworski, Woody Peoples and Humphreys, and built a_ season. championship... 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For further information on how to im­ win over the Iish in the New York about our mediately apply directly with these major airlines companies, papers the past few weeks Digger’s Bahamas Trip write to: JRAVELEX, INC. move from Fordham to Notre Dame ATTEN: AIRLINES APPLICATION INFO ten years ago has not been forgotten for Spring Break! by the revenge seeking Easter­ 3865 SOUTH WASATCH BLVD. SUITE 101 ners... The Rams possess a balanced Call 272-8607 or 272-9780 SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH 8*109 attack led by David M axxwell’s 12.6 Please indicate briefly your background, what airlines posi­ scoring mean. .7 0 Dud (that’s tion^) you are Interested in applying for and enclose a D ude) Tongal and cousin Edward Aquapro Scuba Center stamped, self-addressed, letter size envelope so that you may Bona are key Fordham guns who hail receive further information as to what steps to take so that pos­ from Sudan. sible Interviews might be arranged by these airlines. 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By TOM JACKMAN Notre Dame continued to out between Laurion’s legs. Forty Sports Writer skate the Sioux early in the second seconds later, Laurion was beaten to period, but Dakota smartly took ad­ the glove side as Dean Dachyshyn By Lefty Smith’s estimate, his Irish vantage of two brief defensive lapses floated into the slot untouched and hockey club played about 125 to find the net five times and put the whipped a waist-high shot just minutes of solid hockey this game out of reach. inside the post. Finally, Dachyshyn weekend against the nation’s top- “There’s always a snake out there scored again — Dakota’s fourth ranked team, North Dakota. But in waiting to bite us,” noted Smith, shorthanded tally of the year — the remaining five minutes of the “everytime we make a mistake.” Ittaking advantge of ND’s failure to series, the visiting Fighting Sioux, was an appropriate metaphor to backcheck. The junior wing netted scored more goals than Notre Dame describe Dakota’s tying goal, a an easy backhander off another two- could muster both nights combined, routine slapshot from just inside the on-one break to up the margin to 5- and Dakota left South Bend with point by Craig Ludwig, which broke L Sophomore goalie Bob McNamara was nothing short of spec­ three additional points in the stand­ through the heel of Laurion’s goalie Laurion faced only eight shots in tacular during Saturday night’s sudden death overtime period, ings, via a 7-3 victory and a 1-1 tie. stick and slid into the net. the period, but stopped only three, collecting 13 of his game total 33 saves during a I-I tie with top- The series kept Dakota solidly in Less than three minutes later, and Smith replaced him with Bob ranked North Dakota. (Photo by Rachel Blount) first place in the WCHA, with a 10-4- Dakota went ahead for good. Apply­ McNamara in the third period. 2 league record, but the Irish fell fur­ ing heavy pressure in front of the Notre Dame looked ready to jump ther back in their continued struggle Irish goal, Troy Magnuson finally back into the fray in the third period, for the league’s eighth (and last) picked up a rebound and scooped it scoring two goals in the first 40 playoff spot. The Irish fell to 5-10-1 into the upper heart of the net over a seconds. Both goals were courtesy Women drop two in the league (11 points), while sprawled Laurion. Dakota now had of Notre Dame’s only effective line eighth place Colorado College the momentum, and used it not long of the night: the line of Kevin picked up a Saturday night victory after for a three goal burst that ex­ Humphreys — Dave Poulin — Jeff By DONNA WITZLEBEN Notre Dame’s disappointing 40 per over Minnesota-Duluth, giving them ploited some obvious Irish lapses. Logan. Poulin scored after 12 Sports Writer cent shooting from the floor made three points of breathing room be­ First, Dunstan Carroll scored on a seconds when his centering pass the difference. tween themselves and the Irish. two on one break, sailing down the Notre Dame’s wom en’s basketball See ICERS, page 7 Against Illinois Chicago Circle Notre Dame did well to shut left side and then poking a wrist shot team met two tough Division 1 op­ yesterday, DiStanislao decided to down the high-powered Dakota of­ ponents over the weekend. But the "try and break out of the slump,” fense, led by freshman center Troy inexperience o f the Irish at that level starting freshmen Klauke, Ryan, Murray (52 points in 22 gam es) and showed as they lost bth games by Teresa Mullins and Kara O’Malley sophomore wing Glen White (42 Cagers get decisive margins. and sophomore Debbie Hensley points in 22 games). Of the two, only Saturday, the slumping Irish Little seem ed to go well for the Irish, White was able to pick up a point played host to Miami of Ohio. The however, as Circle rolled to a 78-61 when he assisted on Friday night's ready fo r Fo Irish and the Redskins played a tight victory. One of many fast break game winning goal, while Murray first half as visiting Miami clung to a scoreless tie before Tripucka con­ buckets put the hustling Chikas up was shut down completely. By GARY GRASSEY slim 27-26 margin with 3:48 remain­ verted a three point play almost four by 12 with 8:07 remaining in the The Irish skated well on both Sports Writer ing until the intermission. minutes into the contest. Hofstra first half. Notre Dame was unable to nights, forechecking aggressively The Redskins then exploded, taking Fresh from two last-second didn’t grace the double figures pull no closer than nine points and keeping the pressure off of its advantage of an defensive break­ defeats at the end of its Christmas category for 11 minutes when 6-8 thereafter. The Irish couldn’t con­ goalies. Notre Dame probably down to outscore the Irish 33-4 for a road trip, the Notre Dame basketball Gary Cheslock hit an awkward hook tain red-hot Linda Blackwell who played most effectively during the 61-30 lead early in the second half. team returned to more familiar quar­ from in close to lift the score to a finished with 26 points. first period o f the first game, when ters, but even some good home- resounding 12-11 count in Notre “We just died ” said Coach Mary Notre Dame was led by game-high Dakota could manage only six shots cooking and the confines of the ACC Dame’s favor. DiStanislao about her team’s effort in scorer Matvey with 29 points. on Dave Laurion and the Irish couldn’t generate more than the Hofstra, which chipped in 22 tur­ the seend half. Klauke added 16 in a losing cause. repeatedly pressured Dakota goalie sloppiest of victories over Hofstra by novers to the Irish cause on the day, The Redskins,now 8-10 on the The Irish shot poorly from the floor Darren Jensen. a 65-55 margin Saturday afternoon. was very sloppy. Bift Notre Dame’s year, took advantage 62 per cent once again — a 34 per cent effort. The pressure finally paid off late in “They gave us a scare when they offensive play was equally gracious shooting for the game to tie an all- The Irish record dropped to 5-8. the period, when scrappy wing Bill got (the lead) down to four,” said in the missed shot category and the time Notre Dame opponents record DiStanislao’s crew must now Rothstein dug the puck out from be­ All-America forward Kelly Tripucka Irish struggled to a 31-28 halftime for most points in a game enroute to regroup for its Thursday night clash hind the net and sent a centering o f the seventh ranked Irish, now 9-3 edge. their 93-53 romp. with visiting Valparaiso.” We’ re pass in front. Defenseman Scott on the season. “But we kept our “We’re just not shooting well,” Notre Dame’s freshman guard Jen­ going to play more aggressively.” Cameron picked up the loose puck ny Klaukc poured in 14 while composure. I never felt we were said Irish guard John Paxson, who said DiStanislao, who must erase this and fired it past Jensen with 15 calssmate and backcourt mate Molly going to lose.” was an uncharacteristic 2-of-8 weekend’s prcformance from her seconds left — his second goal of the Ryan and sophom ore forward Shari But the Flying Dutchmen from against Hofstra. “But then again team's mind. “Tomorrow’s another year — and the Irish had a 1-0 inter­ Long Island sure felt they had a anytime you can beat a team by 10 Matvey each helped with 10 a piece. team and another game.” mission lead. chance to steal an unlikely win with and shoot whatever we shot, we’re 4:32 to play and Notre Dame’s lead not in bad shape.” cut to 51-47. Hofstra had trailed by- Notre Dame lead all the way and For Eagle vets seven, but Dutchmen high scorer by as much as 45-34 eight minutes David Taylor drove to the hole and into the second half, but Hofstra, one drew an invisible foul from Notre of the best 6-8 teams in the country, Tears of joy Dame’s Orlando Woolridge. never gave up. Taylor worked the Taylor, who totaled 16 points, hit lane effectively with the unor­ PHILADELPHIA — It’s very easy to accept things thal both free throws and was awarded a thodox Cheslock (14 points) and are given to us. It's another matter to fully appreciate third because Woolridge had Lionel Harvey (13 points), but the them. grabbed the rim on after his foul. Tripucka-Woolridge-Jackson trio The City of Brotherly Love was quite fortunate Michael Ortman The 6-8 Dutchman hit the technical bailed out the Irish when it counted. during the last 10 months. The world of professional Associate Sports Editor and Hofstra prepared to inbound at Jackson used his muscle to sports blessed this city with the best baseball team, the midcourt. Despite the pleas of coach dominate Hofstra’s smallish back second best basketball team and the second best Dick Berg for his team to call a ourt with 17 points and 8 rebounds, hockey team in 1980. Now; Pittsburgh’s replacement as timeout, the Dutchmen inbounded,,,, while Tripucka and Woolridge the City of Champions is on the verge of owning a Super Taylor traveled, and the momentum cashed in 19 and 15 points Bowl championship. for five years, and I’m not slighting the ones who have swung to Notre Dame. respectively. The 6-6 Tripucka sank Philadelphia Fagle fans cannot fully grasp what their been here for four or three or two or one, but you guys Tracy Jackson hit a jumper from four of his nine foul shots in the final team accomplished this year. They filled the stands, like Harold Carmichael and Stan Walters and Bill Bergey the left side of the key for Notre minute to end Hofstra’s final threat. made their feelings known w hen they disapproved and and Jerry Sisemore and Frank LeMaster — you remem­ Dame. Irish forward Bill Varner “1 thought early in the game, our went bonzo when everything went the way it was ber what it was like when I first got here. You hated the followed home his own miss and shot selection was poor,” said Notre way I made you work. But man, it was worth it.” supposed to. But to really appreciate what the team ae Hofstra, although the lead was only Dame coach Digger Phelps. “At the And a w eek later, the dream of a lifetime became a complishcd, they w ould have had to have been part of four with 1:37 left, was forced to end of the game we kept our poise the organization for the past decade. reality. The Cow-boys couldn’t turn things around like play catch-up and foul the rest of the and made our foul shots.” they did in Atlanta the previous week. The Eagles over­ Their beloved Tgglcs” had just beaten the Minnesota way. Tripucka was relieved to end the whelmed the line of scrimmage, and Dallas, 20-7. They Vikings. 31-16. to earn a spot in their first conference T thought two of them (Hofstra two-game losing streak, but w ere on their way to New Orleans. The scoreboard told title game in 20 years. The crowd of 70,000 strong players) were looking right at me or surprised by the Dutchmen. “I think the fans who had endured a 17 below wind-chill factor remained in the stands chanting "We Want Dallas,” with I would have stepped further out on there was a confidence factor hopes of a Cow-boy victory over the Falcons the next the good news: the court, ” Berg said of the non­ working against us,” he said. “After day. That would bring the title game to Philadelphia timeout. two tough losses to two teams we instead of making their Tggles” go to Atlanta. “WEATHER IN THE SUPERDOME - 72 AND DRY” The game probably wouldn’t have were better than, to turn around and In the locker room, the scene was somewhat dif­ stayed close had the Irish been able play somebody we didn’t know ferent. The players and coaches were politely telling Irv “America’s Team” would be watching the Super to dispell the gang that-couldn’t much about was hard. Bowl on American TV. His team was on its way to per­ Cross on CBS that they didn’t care who they played next shoot straight image that has “We’ll get the momentum back,” week. “I’m just happy to be going,” said veteran haps the biggest sporting event in North America, but plagued them since Tuesday’s loss to he added. “We’re trying to catch up linebacker Bill Bcrgey. Vermeil couldn’t believe it. San Francisco. Saturday’s 37 percent on our sleep after the trip, but A few minutes later, the room fell silent. The players “I really can’t visualize going to the Super Bowl,” he performance from the floor was only Fordham’s gonna be tough , these fell to their knees as the team chaplain read a Psalm ofsaid. “1 really can’t. I told the squad that last night. I said,the second time Notre Dame has next three games are gonna be Thanksgiving. Then Coach Dick Vermeil collected him­ It’s almost incomprehensible w e’re this close to going,’ failed to make half its shots in a game tough ” self enough to express a few heartfelt emotions. and now it’s almost impossible to believe w care going.” all year. HOOP-LORE - Tonight’s game “You guys know how 1 feel, ” he said as he fought to The game had all the makings of a hold back further tears. “You guys who have been here See EAGLES, page 7 See HOOPS, page 7