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3-29-1976 Arbiter, March 29 Associated Students of Boise State University
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BSU students shot, 1976-77 cold-drill • suspect In custody seeks authors The bodies of two former BSU family in Coeur d' Alene, Welker, who graduated from Short stories. poems and othenriae, only thoae autbora students were found last Tues- returned there and contacted his BSU last June was a Senator essays by students. faculty. and "hoae worll Is accepted w day. Robert Welker, 23, and father and a lawyer, who then from the School of Business in staff are being solicited for the pablkatJoa trill be notified. James Riplinger, 25, were found contacted the sheriffs depart- the 1974-75 school year. "He 1976-19n issue of the eo1d-drlll. 6. All manuscripts submitted in the front room of a small ment. was always at the senate Authors interested in submit- for consideration are numbered house at S03'/J South 15th. Both Potter was returned to Boise meetings, and always voted, ting their writings should and have author's names men died of gunshot woulds, Wednesday lind arraigned in lind he was pretty active in the observe the following: removed when considered for Ada County Coroner. Steve 4th District Court on charges of school of Business," said Ron publication by student editors. Jablonski said. The deaths murder. No bond was set. O'Halloran. . I. Handwritten manuscripts Selection, then, is on the basis occured sometime last weekend. An aquaintence of Welker and Riplinger, who had attended are acceptable; typed manu- of excellence, not personalty, ,\ suspect. Terry T. Potter, 23, Riplinger said that Potter had BSU for two years, had lived scripts are appreciated. kinship. or bribe. tumcd himself over to Kootenai been a roommate of Welker with Welker since the first of 2. Authors should submit 7. Notification of selection is County Sheriffs deputies in while the two had attended March. xerox or carbon copies of their made late Fall semester. . Coeur d' Alene. Potter, who has - BSU. work"Dol orlglna1a. 8. Publication In the eo1d-drlD 3. All manuscripts should entitles the author to one free have the name and mailing copy of the magazine and fame. address of the author in the I( you are interested in upper right hand comer. submitting your work for pub- 4. There are no minimum or lication consideration, please Psychologist to lecture maximum manuscript length bring your work to the English requirements; quality is the only Department Secretarv in LA criteria. 120A, or mail it the the on- disturbed children 5. Manuscripts are not cold-drill, c/o D~p.~!:!~~.nJ_ retumed unless accompanied by of English. Boise State Univers-: a self-addressed, atamped re- ity, Boise. Idaho. 83725. A few copies Of, this year's Dr. Ivar Lovaas. psychologist interest to the general public. tum envelope. edition of the coId-drUI remain and professor at UCLA, will parents and teachers of emo- To insure notification of speak on the "Psychological tionally disturbed children. and acceptance or rejection, authors on sale. exclusively, at the BSU Bookstore. Price is $.97 per Treatment for Severely Disturb- the professional community. should enclose a self-addressed. copy. ed O1i1dren" March 30 at 7:30 Dr. lovaas Is noted for his stamped return envelope. p.m. at the Boise State work with autistic children. He Universlty Student Union Build- is presently teaching .. course ing. ~ covering recent developments in Thc Ada County Mental psychology at the Sun Valley Health Association and the BSU Center for the Arts and Association for Student social Humanities. Worken are sponsoring this TIckets will be available at the FAB to consider budget program. which should be of door. requests for ASB
The Financial Advisory Board get, Election Board and Public (FAB) will be hearing budget Relations requests of various ASBSU April 21· Service Awards and Departments and student or- finalizing the budget. ganizatlons every Wednesday at 5:15 p.m, Check the 1V screen I( you are concerned where in the SUB for the meeting approximately 5200,000 of your room. The future agenda of the student fees are to be allocated. FAB is: please attend the FAD meeting March 31·Broadcast Board and or contact the following FAD Les Bois members: Ron Buchanan. Jerry April 7·Student Services, Arb- Michaelson, Lenny Hertling, Iter, and Student Union Pro- Sylvia Scribner, Mary Jane grams Board Jorgensen, Chuck White. Doug April 14· Administrative bud- Bender and Bob Naugler.
inside ... Journalism - hottest subject but no Jobs... Page 2 People '.' .•...... Page 3 Senatereport , ..•...... Page 5 Sports ...... •...... Pages 6 - 7
"'ormer U.S. Senalor len B. Jordan " .. the keynole apealler at the Stadeat AppndatJOII Dinner held al BoI.e Slate lut " eek. Pktured from I.n to rtaht are alumnI member Ja,tlce / BUH,IAln. D. Jordan. BSU Pre,ldeal Dr. John Dam.. , Dob lIo,pl., nclpleat of the ASDSU The tast seventeen pages of this paper, lithe A"anf, Ron O'lIa1loraa, redpk,"1 of the Preadenla A"anf and John EWott, ,,~aer of the National Armblter," is a satire on sensational Dlrectora A"anf. ThI' I, the HCOnd yHl' the dIaner baa been held. ~maJlsm and advertising 'practices. Page 2 I ARBITER I March 29, 1976 • • OPI ruon
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\) II \' a CO 0 MV. FILE AT THE O.A.D. DIME A DOZEN IIe 9 iate hum r UNEMPLOYMENT IT STANDS FOR ... iournalistic OFFiCE IS MARKED ... excellence' As is evident, the Arbiter is delving into a heretofore unknown realm this week, that which we facetiously call "creative collegiate humor." This issue was by far the most interesting and yet difficult to do. And if it-is well received. we might be prevailed upon to do another. This is a lampoon, in the finest tradition of Harvard. which has a lampoon paper over 100 years old. Since so much work did go into this piece of "journalistic excellence" (courtesy of the Idaho Argonaut), we think it only appropriate to thank the many people who helped make it possible: Greg Feeler Mitch Clements Peer Jensen Journalism: Tom McKercher hottest su bje ct in the Willow Gary McCabe Nick Casner nation but where are the iobs? Marty Most (who was here in spirit if nothing else) Elisha Stanard by Bill McGraw School official- give various uproarious group." recalls Elie Grady Myers (CPS) ..«A lead." The explanations for the journalistic Abel, Dean of the top-ranked Dave Ward white-haired professor catches upsurge. Vocational training, Columbia School of Journalism. Dave Frisinger his breath as he creaks across the glamor of the Woodward·· "The class of 1976 is quite Betty Brock the classroom in front of 35 Bernstein caper and the chance different: enormously busi- Dr. John Barnes eager students. He has one foot for personal involvement in ones nesslike. sober and hard work- Debbie Choat in his dotage, the other on a career arc ones that arc heard lng. Danielson, the Teus John Elliott banana peel. He recalls the most often. Some experts sa)' Sean. agrees. The "half night they nabbed Dillinger like that people arc simply looking at hearted" students are gone, he it was yesterday but hasn't been journalism as a "class" profcs- says. and "the new crop is very in a newspaper's city room since sion for the first time. "We're interested in academics. Korea. He has, however. gelling a new kind of young They're attentive, good stu- written a book on the press in person," explains Edward Bas- dents who turn things In on time Australia. "This semester." he sell. director of USC's journal- and Iactuly has not adjusted to harumphs, "we will learn to ism school. "Journalism is now this ." (,~~ArBit1ZT ) write leads." BaSE STlIJE lJNJ1I£RSITY STUDE~ NEWSPAPER attracting the kind of student who would have entered law or In the meantime, with all the This is a scene taking place in medicine in the past." added student baggage. jour- a rapidly increasing number of nalism schools arc finding EDITOR-IN-ClDEF: Barb Bridwell classrooms all across the coun- Whatever the reasons for all t'lemselves in the unfamiliar try. Observers cite several the students. everyone seems to ASSOCIATE EDITOR: Helen Christensen Iillht of harsh scrutlnv. reasons for it but one thing is NEWS EDITOR: Dave Outsen agree that most of them arc in Academics arc asking if jour. SPORTS EDITOR: John Steppe certain: journalism has blown for a rude awakening when they nalsim is really the acade.nic LAYOUT EDITOR: Chris Hayne horne-ec and education off the graduate. When it comes to dcscipline it purports to be or ASSISTANTS: Jim O'Malley, Curt Frazier map and has taken their places journalism jobs. all the news is rather a skill to be picked up on REPORTERS: George Neils, Rich Landucci as the current "in" academic bad. A recent survey by the the job. Professors arc griping COLUMNIST: Jack Bryson pursuit. Newspaper Fund discovered about students who can't write ARnSTS: Grady Myers, Fred Schimpf Enrollment in journalism only 62.4 per cent of '74 or spell. students complain BUSINESS MANAGER: Trish Coonts schools this year is pegged at journalism grads were able to about grizzled old profs teach- ADvmrnslNG SALES: Debby Stanard, Rich Landuccl 64,000 hopeful students, a grab a position in either inll "Front Page" style journal- PHOTOGRAPHERS: Tom McKercher, Jim Staup, Ron Wilper, mind- boggling 481 per cent newspapers, advertising or pub. ism in the era of Video Display Cindy Pa~e increase since 1960. The Wall Iic relations. The outlook for the Terminals and, cruelest blow of PROOFREADER: Sheila Tarp Street Journal reports. Since future is worse. the Fund found, all. some editors are question- CIRCULATION: Mark Payton 1970 the enrollment increase with 20,000 journalism grads in ing the worth of a BJ degree in STAFF ASSISTANT: Becky Guthrie has jumped 93 pCI' cent; from 1978 chasing only 5.600 media. any case. 1974 to '75 it was 16.5 per cent related openings. and educators see no end in Most major news orguniza- "I and most other editors I Established May 1968, the ARBITER is a weekly publication of sight. tions are doing very little hiring know, would rather hire a the Associated Students of Boise State University. .From "the largest school of these days, The Washington reporter who knows ..omething communications in the uni- Post, where reporters with four about somethlng-veconomics, Articles and letters to the editor must be submitted to the verse" as Dean Wayne Daniel- years experience cam S24,7oo a history, literature, political sci- ARBITER office prior to. noon Thursday before publication. must son calls the University of Texas year, had 1,000 applications for ence, physics, anythlng··than a be typewritten and bear. a legible signature. The ARBITER School of Communication, to IS summer internships this year kid who can say 'who, what, reserves the right to edit for liabel and taste. one room departments with nary and will only be takinR on 10 where, why, when and how' but enough typewriters to go ncw reporters and editors in otherwise has an empty mind." Opinions expressed in the ARBITER arc those of the author and around, students arc tapping 1976, A Wall Street Journal says Molly Ivins, co-editor of the not necessarily those of the Student Administration, University out enough stories each day to editor says he has a three year Texas Observer. Administration or the ARBITER staff. fill a dozen Sunday New York supply of "hot prospects"; "Provided a kid Is bright and Times. "I've been interviewcd editors at news magazines, can write, a good city editor can The ARBITER is a member of the Rocky Mountain Collegiate so many times 1 can't sec radio and TV stations try to hide teach her (or him) everything Press Association and the College Press Service. straight," says a businessman their smiles when queried about she needs to know about from Columbia, Missouri, home employment, newspaper writing in six . The offices of the ARBITER are located on the second floor of the of the University of Missouri. TIle job crunch Is not leaving weeks," she continued. "Qusl· Student Union Building, Boise State Unlvcrsity, 1910 College the nation's oldest journalism students, unscathed, journalism itles of mind are more important Blvd •• Boise, Idaho 83725. school. "I think we're suffering school deans say. "In 1969, than knowing a pica pole from a from a journalism glut," journalism students were an NEWSROOM. 385·3461 ADVEIl'DSING. 385·3652 pig's eye." March 29, 1976 I ARBITER I Page 3 advice/dissent PEOPLE ( letters... ) Student apathy at Boise State
EdItor, the ARBITER gets you elected at Boise State. sive province of the Lenny For as long as anyone can Realistic issues in this Hertling-Kim Silva ticket. remember. apathy has been campaign have been the exclu- While Hoffman and Crawford condemned as the overriding [cont OD page 4) concern in student government at BSU. And now we have been offered a complete apathy slate in the form of Jim Crawford and Wynkoop comments on
Mike Hoffman for ASBSU "cor ny ' endorsements president and vice-president. Never before has anyone talked EdItor, the ARBITER seems to always have the time so much and said so little. There is nothing quite so corny to do what needs getting done. That's understandable consid- as the articles that appear in the He is also able to work with ering the practice Crawford Arbiter annually supporting the people very well. gaining the and Hoffman had in the Senate illustrations candidates for of- respect of faculty and adminis- this year. Their campaign thus fice. However, I feel strongly trators as well as that of far has consisted almost exclus- enough about one candidate students. ively of littering the campus that Idon't care if! sound corny. Ifeel that we should utilize the with yellow flyers in the great This candidate is Mike Hoffman great potential of this individual tradition of Jim Arkoosh. and he is running for Vice·Pres· and I therefore encourage Hoffman's strongest issue has ident, people to cast their ballot for been his smile and Crawford's Ihave served with Mike on the him. has been his nickname> Those ~ ASBSU Senate. the student Dave Wynkoop few issues they do mention Academic Affairs Committee VOLE BOUTIQUE could have been handled in the (which Mike chaired). and the Glass Gifts Jewelry same senate they served so Faculty Standards Committee. I Baby things Maxies Formals incompetently in. Experience, have noticed that Mike is a very Wedding dresses unfortunately, has shown that hard worker who takes student Also other surprlses smiling big and dropping names government seriously and aadbarplu.
by Tom McKercher
LOOKING TO THE FUTURE
-,ENNY IIERUING KIM SILVA ASH President ASH Vit-e-Presidcnt
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Thief steals drawing from BSU SUB Apathy at A thief with an eye for art and sity , Boise police reported Thursday when the drawing of B.ois eState a hand for larceny stole a pen Thursday. Devil's Tower National Monu- and ink drawing valued at ment was taken from the [cont from page 31 The theft occurred between 7 51,000 from the Student Union Boisean Lounge of the SUB. ~pt'ak in \'Jgut' term") of "ruorc .. p.m. Wednesday and 7:30 a.rn, illtlIJt,· ;1 "Student Ad" ..ors Building at Boise State Univer- police said. lobbying". lIt'rtllng and SJI'a Program" and tu purchase the The picture. which belonged III ha't' ".[ guah fur [heir dfurt,. Outdoor Ac·tlliities Center, all ill r~~~~~-~~~~~-----~---~the U.S. Department of the inl.:ludlllg nh'rc I.·LJ",\nxJnl and i ) 1101lIll'r,·a~ e in ..rudcnt (e" ... Interior, was in a ~ih'er frame. libr a r v 'pal't' a n d J n e w ~ , ) tiddhuu,e fur ha,lt'lball gamt'\. Mort' dangeruus than the Cllrh't'r\'i and the lu e , Cral\furd I"Ut' .. (hey' hed/(e are the i....un I VOTE ~ and Huffman male no mcnuon Hoffman and Crawford ne'er d pr,'gram' de'igned [u benefit 111t'111101l.The Athletic budget I the ~ Wnte or call for your copy of our rhc vt ude nt Hertling and SJlu (or both men and "Utllt."n'5 latest catalog 01 over 5.000 reo hav c dral\ n up and uffered vport s ha'> been ignored. Why? search studies These studies are prugram\ tp IIldt"..1'lt" funding to Alcuho] on campu .., parking, des.qned to HELP YOU IN THE ~ TEAM ~ alicn ation from ..tudenr ;;ov' i ) PREPARA TlON of thl' Prl)gram, B"ard Ifn lilnl'>. cllfft.'t.'hou\e .... kdurt" .... rho.l, ttl ernrncnt of Greeks, min"rl!!t."$, • noseercn PafJers ) ) clubv. rcligiou .. organiUtlOns. • Essays • C,Jse Sr,i(!"'j • Speeches • 8001<. Rfli'f!,Jt;'i \lo·('(h. h,'alth Sdt."nl'C\ i111d MATERNITY 1 Robert ------I WE ALSO 00 CUSTOM WRITING mU'IC ,tudent.. ~ernain un· MINUTE RESEARCH INSURANCE (OUdll'd by lIoffman lnd (ra ....· 13iJON Sdr1Jt,.;() :I' 'It).i (urd Wh)' LXlfl't they l'ate or Cn:c,:qo liLr.,.>:> .~,~(" ~ art' lhl'lr ,·ie" .. lotl unpopu!lI 312·337·270a i Naugler ~ (hq dare not mentlun them' i ) h ...... (hi, ,hrlr Idea "(or iI !':'"crn· ) + ) m<'lll that (\,xs more (h.1n 'lress ) Burt ) CHRISTINE BLAKE rr,,,,,n\lhdlty and b.lliln(e··~ If It 1\. If,Ir ulle "'ant no part of it. ~ Feldman ~ A, far H I'm (l)nLCmed. ~.:§:-:F~~ Cra",ford And 1I,'((man ,all \U I ------~ on the plill1ler oUl\ldc the \I,,·tt'l'h illlnt'S and I(ur ("ndly ~ For Senator for the Students of the ~ "at the sign of the shuttle" Into C'adl othtr'" c~e\ unoj hell (reCH'\ o,cr. If Cu ...ford·, .tod 1 School of Business ) : tiandwea,lJI. "Splanla. Sappll«, ~rr Loom., SplAA.lA.WIw-fl.: IId(man', j.(fll1\ (,1/1 get t~:cm : laported 6 Yara. . Drop Cud: ~ VOTE IX! March 31 & April 1 ) o.-.tk Splad.l« ' w ... e-d. . clcl1ed, thnl BStJ "'III be : Wea,lJI. e.."u. lUJc~., Shttln, Ml.Ut:.dta ' Book, . ~: i \ getllngela'1J) ...I1.I.tIt docnes. : ~ooo-u a t' of I ,'i1llhn Adrnlnl\trll10n. L~~~~~~~ ~ ~ 2310 WKI Slate SI. ~S.11.l9: ...... f...... P.. ef (hlerrogild Jen!>l'll
For Sale: 1971 Volkswagen. monday 3/29 Good condition, AM/FM stereo. Committee to put Pioneer on :he Ball"t air conditioning. Must sell. Clearwater \;atllmll'lulkto· 51SOOor best offer. 343-8470. Wr all I", .. ,,,u ."'re,ull; tuesday 3/30 (,.r brtnKll1l< your ""'/1 Vncline Wanted: Layout assistant to Olcerleading Clillil' Cart!>ou II Ii) am You know ""hd layout ARBITER. Must have ASB Senate Senale Cham her' .1. 10pm weekends free. Call Chris at Pi Sigma Epsilon Movie Orl(Y Boi,("...sfl Lounge .. pm rxn-sonals 385-3652. Miss BSU Pageant SpeCIal E'cnl\ ('cntn '''"'pm Kappa ('11(\. For Rent: One bedroom I'm ','rn I ll\krJ furnished basement apartment. wednesday 3/31 Brown Baggers CkMwatcr 11.1(1 J';\ Six blocks from campus. Off SAC Film· 1':1Pu<'b1o Se I..,unla street parking. All utilities Senate CluIII hn, I! 10,\ .~pm paid. 5125 per month. Call 345- Chess Club lIig 4 ':.10 pm 0881.
For Sale: Nikon equipment. Two cameras, 4 lenses, filters, close-up lens set, mise: Very good condition. Call 344·9577. _f messenger
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Reader feels Senate Report Alcohol suit, radio station discussed tGochnour OK type
by George Nea. a week late this year. The option of earmarking fifty cents person, but ... ' The Senate passed a motion at Senate then passed a resolution of their S17 dollar ASBSU fee to the beginning of the session demanding that the process be go for the establishing of a Thr usday setting an arbitrary speeded up. Women's Center was tabled Editor, the ARBITER Hi'> dig at the low number 0 dosing time for the day. S6.614 was allocated by the Tuesday. The center would be I would like to respond to 30 children" at anyone time" to Motions and resolutions were Senate to fund the remaining similar to the Varsity Center. Senalor Gochnuurv anti-dav be cared for discounts the pa ssed in the one hour period at spring activities of the Student Sue McKenna said that the care letter in your Mar,h reality that most student s who 2i such a rate as to bring smiles of Union Programs Board. Dave option would be "A very ivvue . I k now Mr. Gochnour, a' are alvo parents do not attend disbelief to the faces of Wynkoop and Howard Welch democratic way of doing it." No I h.n c had a coup lc of <.'fa\\l·' ria" all day long \0 within the hardened Senate observers. voted against the measure. compulsion would be involved '" Ith him and cIln'l Record breaking invitational held at Bronco Stad iu m Fr i. and Sat. After many records were broken TC) 23-4; 2. Jones (BSU) 23:3; 800-1. Fitterington (NNC and all the races were run 3. Acree (Unatt) 23-\. 1:58.14: 2. Willy (BSU) 1:58.52: the BSU Invitational came to an 1500 meters-F. Hills (NNC> 3. Karni (Ore,TC) 1:51U. end. The following is a rap· up of 3:55.32; 2. Collier (BSU) 3:56.8: Mile relay Boise State .1:17.0: the open division competition. 3. Bence (Ore. T.e.) 3:56.9. 2. NNC 3:25.2. Javelin-\. Tennis (Boise T.e.) 400 hurdles-I . Ray (BSU) 54.9; open men 242-1; 2. Moss (Reno) 176-\. 2. Masson (BSU) 55.35: .1. (Stadium meet record, Ostrand- RO$e~baum (NNC) 55.99. Shot put- \.Arrhenius (Unatt) er C·] 189-6, 1974). 59-2; 2. Gorrell (BSU); 3. Pole vaulr-L Juarez (Reno open women Buffington (Reno) 51-9'I.(old T.C.) 15-0: 2. Marseten (Utah Long jump- I..Pooly 10·5: 2. 1 record.53-2, David (BSU) 1974). State T.e.) 14-6 (New meet Town 14·9; 3. Sheldahl 11.7 , e . 100 meters- \. Sam (BSU) record, 14-6, Rock (B.H.S.) Discus-L Coulter (I3SU) 1 10:84: 2. Clayton (Reno) 10:86; 1974). 106-0 /.; 2. Emery (BStJ) 10~-8: 3. Beggs (NNC) 11.14. 400 meters-I , Gilkey (BSU) I/LEarly (BSU) 89·11. Marathon-L Chase 1:15.7: 49.3; 2. Burby (Boise r.c.i High jump- 1. Tucker INNC) 2.Walker 1:16.06: 3.Barker SO.33; 3. Archer (Reno) 52.43. 5·2; 2. Wills (BSU) ~·IO. 1:18.SO. Triple jump-\. Bell (Calgary ~40relay·1. NNC 52.~0: 2 I3SU 120 highs-I, Clayton (Reno) Spartans) 50-9; 2. Edwards 54.17: 14.15; 2. Ray (BSU) 14.78; 3. (BSU) 44-2; 3. Harris (BSU) 100 hurdles- 1. Pooly (:'iNC) Gaines(BSUH4.87. 40-8. (New meet record, Bell. 17.64: 2. Towne (BStJ) 20.0~. High Jump-\. Harris (BSU) SO-6, 1974. Mile relay-I. NNC ~:25, ~8: 6-8: 2. Hill (TV Striders) 6-8; 3. 3000 steeple chase- I. BSU 4:53.4. Two sprinters Urea'" pUI II thell attempl. 10 ~A('h the flllhb Edwards (BSU) 6·8. Magallanes (BSU) 9:49.2; 2. 1500 metter-L Buchan (BStJ) llne Ilrs]. Saturday SSt: hosted It'. annaalln\'llalJonaJ truJi IDC'tf. Discus-L Silvester (Unatt) Ybarra (Reno) 10:03.5: 3. 5:30.9; 2.Alexander (NNC) S:.11. 192·8: 2. Buffington (Reno) DeLaGarza (Reno) 10:09. (New 9; 3. Sheldahl (NNC) 5:4~.b. lOG mcterv-! Killian IUSC) Javclin-L BeHed;,thl tNNCl 152·8; 3. Moss (Reno) 143·4. meet record, first time run). Soot pur-L Whitten (NNCl I.UJ: 2. Robinson (!'ONC) IJ,II!; %.'1; 2. Wrighl (NNC) 94·0: 3. (old record Mango (BSU) 164·10 440 relay-l , Boise State 42.64; 40·0; 2. Early (BSU) 39-8; 3. J. Woodworth IUS!!) u.ss. Luly (USU) 92·4. 1974). 2. Nevada-Reno 42.86: 3.NNC Emery (BSU) 37-11. ( Ne w &JO mct er s-L Gonzalcv IUS tJ) 0100 mctcrs-L R)'ska INNC) Long jump-\. Holmes (Boise 43.76 record, Falen (BSU) .12·9',. 2:~S.I2: 2. Buch a n (BSlJ) 101.27; 2. Alexander (NNC) 1974). 2:~b.0'l: 3, Rap (NNC) 2'.1>.'13. J :OJ.H. e:Hl1In,grtlhr ',',f con- -t.mcv In ;1(h~ln~lnt;~;;:;::="--...CI.. world. thc' ,!c'lgll llt Gthe 'ch""I1L'r b I,ht Ski race slated for Soldier Mountian h.1Ck III rhc dim p.i-t llf Scm- din.iviar: _L:b~"Jcr;lthrll,lIl:ihir' Ulltll !:;lJ5, It rern.uned name- Ie"",,\..·hen Au ...rr.ili.m "I,lllur ... The Mountain Outing Club's at J2:00 noon. April 01. 1')71,. starting will commence at 9:00 aJ')rt"J it ,I' the regulatll'll Ist annual citizens cross country Thc 5 kilometer course will start a.m. race (by. Parking.loilets, ht.'cr qu,lnritv for y( lun~ ~arnl'n SKI RACE will be commencing at the south end of the Soldier food and drink are "\'ail"ble "I 1:\ Vol rmt mug w,,, tl'll much, Ml. Ski Area (10 milt,s north of the S ~ Laura Cooner M SUD Kilpatrick Dob MacKinnon . Mark Walkr, SUT1plot fI.1InKu r----VvIHATsTHEDwFERENcEj------j ®[1~~[J)~ Ulliu' Muni(lp.1ll "'upon '.J~ H)·4871 1. To support English Dep't Ik'<'r d" ...... II·t h...·( ;tIlY b.:ltef .• Hartling Crawford ~ STOP IN AND SEI' US! and other faculty members in ~'"4"4"4~~~~"'~"4U: Yes No Yes No their attempt to equalize salaries for equal work. [Xl [ I [I [Xl 2. To place issue of Stadium SIXTH Seating of the General Election ballot. ANNUAL [XlI I II[Xl IGNITOR 3. The development of Day I I Care facilities on BSU campus. [XlII [I [Xl I I ~," 'iitWND I Remember the difference when you vote. , . ,1 ._, ,~.>'f' I Lenny Hortllng and Kim Sliva I ..... ~,!=-.=-=-=-=-=-=-=-~--=------"I can win you an election" . Afln y('ars of illtclIsiv(~ researl'h, we have per' r I<-("tell nll'lho,h so that Wt' ('1111 1I0W Iluaralltce you victory In the "P(,(lIlll1~ (''''ctions, lin..are comments from n fcw victorious "'adns: n.M .N ..... "y h " N THE NAT ION A L Vol. N:'~~~:8i:;~ " Price4S'h Othops Never .Revealed before • Top Unfversfty' officials ARMBIT'ER reveal affair Page2 LARGEST ClRCULAnON OF ANY PAPER AT BOISE STATE UNIVERSITY WE'RE AMERICAN 5 AND WE'RE IN LOVE • 0 0 00 0 0 00 0 • 008000...... Page2 Belch's miracle diet to help you loose weight Page3 ••••••• Four easy steps to kill' the Easter Bunny...... Page5 Hostages being held in the Arbiter office Page5 ••••••• Test your intellect With Collegiate Maze Page 12 ••••••• John Steppe - self proclaimed Student Leader PageZ It's true! Food service accepts donations, gifts Boise State Food Service has senseless for us to be wastioll Arbiter reveals real thing greatfully acknowledged gifts of valuable nutrients." dissected frogs and rats donated Besides being a delicious by the Biology Department. addition to the Saturday stew Yes, it's true, President the Armbiter got the first love at first sight. "I will stay Conservation Professor Milton and Mystery Meat Loaf, Food Farmhouse and Betty Bookstore exclusive photo. here with Farmhouse as long as Schmuck who initiated the Service officials believe costs say. "Although we only met a "I feel just like a young girl possible," a glowing Bookstore contributions told the Arrnbitcr can be reduced by up to IO~•. short time ago, we're sure it's again," Bookstore said. "It's admitted. "He is a marvelous "This program is statistically All of the meat donated by the the real thing." just great." man. It's obvious I am with substantiated a's an effective Biology Department carries • Farmhouse revealed this fact Farmhouse and Bookstore met him, but I am forbidden to utilization of our limited natural the Home Economic Depart- to the Armbiter last week, and at a PTA meeting and it was talk." resources. Especially in these ment's seal of good house keeping. A friend of Bookstore's told times of global hunger it is the Armbiter, "The last few times I saw her she talked of News for the blind senator/Arts & Sciences nothing but him; how attractive he is now that he's getting older survey based on actual registra- and how he's a real woman's • • • tion figures should be conducted man." •••• ••• •••••• to determine the number of • married students on campus Farmhouse billed and cooed • • • ••• who need this service. I also with Bookstore over a cozy J ..;": .. .~ ~ wonder if such a center might be hour lunch at an infamous ...•... ~~.. ~ . : : . · .'. ~:.'7':.I'... :.~ .~ ~ .•.. .", =. 0 '0.·•• ~ •••••••.•..•...•••• correlated with the School of restaurant while other diners sat · .. ." >..~~ Education to provide a labora- goggle eyed. · .:.:.'..:». ~..•...... •..•.;, ~ . " ' .. tory setting and cut down on A source close to Farmhouse ~. : .. : .. ~. '"',. ·0 .. : ; ' ~ .. ,' . . •...•. : •••••• ~••••...... "0' .:. ... ' , , . operational costs. I believe that commented, "I've never seen . , .. ... , ' .,. student evaluations of faculty, him so happy . and his wife so ' ...... As a senior art student who currently in practice at such upset." • • v , , - ,'" - 1 ••• , : .... : • is married and a veteran, I schools as the University of ...... : ..!.... especially would like to repre- Oregon, are beneficial to both sent the needs of these groups students and faculty alike. of students on campus, helping • There is a great need for ...... to assure that all students have expansion of the liberal arts equal representation. I also department, specifically the art ELECT would like to see the needs of department facilities. The - ." .. handicapped students repre- number of art students has TRACY MI LLER ...... sented in student government. almost doubled since last year, ...... ' • I support the child care and lack adequate working .. center, but do believe that a space and secure storage space. Business Even instructors have little . , . room or office space. Senator " , .. - Vote .. . ".. -:.,:- ..- ...... Gelacio 'Bud' Valdez . . :.:.. ... , .... - ., Votefor- -EXPERIENCE- INTEGRITY CAPABILITY- I I ELECT I JERALD MICHAELSON TREASURER VOTE IX) MARCH 31 & APRI L 1 ...._J<·~·_·~··ilI..._""·llIl_... l!\)~_IIiiIlll__ I,.I._... ,..__ IPIIII..J....I.. p.q__ .J.p_ •••• _ .. __ ••_IIIIJ.q.. "'XU_-..... !.;tl\ll..._ ..I __ "'I~.-c~.~~~~, ..il!...... INII.- .... -. FEATS Amazing psychic predicts future by Irma Wrongagaln financially insolvent. The National ARMBJTER The Boise State School of again tapped the sources of it's Buiness will set up a "Dialing head psychic. Irma Wrong- for Dollars" program, again, to predict the important The Bronco statue will find a upcoming events for the mateo-the Tin Woodsman, coming year. Wrongagain has a Fred Norman will buy the track record of 9S percent Morrison Center. correct predictions. A cure will be found for apathy, Among the amazing list or but .no one will care about it, predictions she managed to Gary Bermeosolo, BSU head of render. is that red, white and Veterans Affairs, will be draft- blue will be dominant colors for ed. the year 1976 and the Metropol- Trained chimpanzees will re- itan Opera will not perform at place the Buildings and the Special Events Center, Grounds crew, Others in the astonishing list The Special Events Center will are: not sprout any more of thole Joe Namath will not accept an colorful little growths. offer 10 coach the Broncos, Howard Welsh will become The Pope and the President of Programs Board chairman and the Mormon church will not will sign such big name recognize birth control as an entertainment as Roy Rogers, acceptable means of world Bishop Fulton Sheen and Chip population control. and Dale for Pop Films. Christa Bax will find something Betty Brock will offer a color to do, book of Boise State facilities The State Board of Education which will sell for only $14.95. Miracle diet to help will announce another board The Communications depart- member a high school ments professors will hire a graduate. speech therapist to rid them of you lose weight, The Boise State Photo Bureau their lisps, .. ,II learn what a camera is. The ASBSU Treasurer will learn 'The Boise Stale ARBITER will how to balance his checkbook. no! learn how 10 spell. It will be revealed that pot does proven successful The Boise Stale school of not make you high-vir's actually Busine ss .. ill be found to be holding your breath that does it, A new miracle d ict ","h dinne-r b<""11 the typical Sunday', hr".lfHI IS pickled guaunteed to male you 1,)\(' fhh, rut ivvr rie !--roded gupp, humrningbir d tongue lunch i, those unwanted pounds ha, fllrl prime rib of tadpole and aroma been revealed hy Howard W, "'atut'\.,) rnorrung ,tin, "ff o( empty custard p,c pl,,!(", Belch, a recent graduate o( the .. llh four dlf'pp<',j bans n a ,"eel, Dinner is a s m a ll pla!e ,,( tovsed B",i,e State 5<.11<>01 of Health (make ,ure n,"le of thr a,iu.l p.pn'. and cloverleaf salad , "',:ierl"'~ and Nurnuon. "!t', ("01 fruit ,ti,h W the ,e(',b), lun.h Ikkh ~.ys that a scv c n ounce proo!." Ikkh said. "!t', i I) i, " gourmet dehght ,,( broiled ~!.a\'\ of st r a m may he (,,"lns,UtTl- 1,,:\," ~t It utionall~' ad ..'an t a~r-~\u \. hUllerfly Ii,('f and dmner i,)elh C'd nn aht"'tnJtt'" da~'\ t;.) a\\i\y in \ymph,eally ",".und and "c.' ,nt.br." A 11 \"ollp<'dr, hJ.;lHfot ~)f!lt'th!n~ tl) l:--L'I\4 tIff c;" (;'; chrl'tltlmetrKally gl)<'.,j And II \ only takC\ A fc'" mlnute\ a day, " ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• o Uelch uld he UHI'" up "l!h • • Ill, re\ ohJli,'nan d":,t \to""l : ELECT : 'car, ago "'hilc he "''' " : IOHISI : 'Iru"j(ling ASIlSLJ Senal,'r, rnaklnr: only pcnnic' OJ nltlnth i "RENE" CLEMENTS i \\ "1111\ IS all I <'ould 4fT"tl' \" : SENATOR : f"1 "\" "al : ARTS & SCI ENCES : ',\ On til" ,Ii,,!. Beldl '"" a • • \ ' dlf:'trr i\ \Upp()\(·l1 II) 10,('\0 : (ail h.uldk rt'"apona!bUIt ... i'! p,n\ll)l·n, dC"dk'att'd to "ltuJCl1t : pouni'''' Itt ~("\;{"fi lLn \ (Ir dit' : ~:\1 .. {'t':;n:rr1!, h.t .. d«Jrt" f'.1 ~rl inti) and "01" I,J t~t'-t1rf~: r~~e : \' Iryu,p; II",H" rr, Bel. h IHftl', : 'u:Jet;t ., : "II me al\ .tHluld he e atr n anel n" : VOTE : \Uh'tllllti'H1\ arc all,'",e,l @n~l;;;] [P)~. ~tond:n', fafC'" \tart' ,,!th : IT IS YOUR fliGHT : "cal tea f"r I'rcalf .. !. '" Ith "n" : MAlTh H 0 .'-\pc(J I : II", do,...... \ ~'1 ,1m t":HlT, buill'.'n f:uhc in OfH"·hOllf \. up • ••••••••••••• A •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• • dolutt',l .. aln f(lf hill< II Ilt""n t\ l'f1(· pl~n-'n thi~h. v.tth thff"{" /lUIH ..T\ pruo(" J1I1((" (tIl lw SPECIAL EVENTS CENTER ;.;aq,Ic,1 "01,) 3:00 pm & 7:00 pm l'u('"t;;ey'rt llirl lfh ludt'\. "l"f,1p<"d ifUmh\ (ftlm hUffH"! Friday, April 2 '''3'' (df hrr.a~fa'L pOe dntl~h Hayne nul hnk (~ilhi\lIt ..t1~ar) fpr l,,,,,,, .. ilh "ne Hla" ,kll"Ir.le,1 ..., +lh'f Dlntlcf i...th1t·{~ )\r "If\~ makes you \."(lIlT1ca!. l'nih',1 W""II""I.) ,tart, "If ""I" ,IIlI',lil,,1 ..,,11 ,hell ,kif', hlf"" fe el good ifulllltC\ t'f\{' -half dnf('O IhTP\ ..en" Arlit fnt tlil1lll"r til!' dlf'tf'f I'" .Ild\\r,t I'cr', kncC'\ .fii' r110\i.pJiIO" kf1ut.ll{', \3l!fet'.' 111 a II over "U1C)ptr . HUll,day", "rr"H .. f h Ih,' 1..,lIe,' oul 'taill' "f All .. 1,1fat,,," '!"lh, lund. " the helly hUll"" ..( A,,,HI "tanHe, .dll. Il lltnlln Vote Chris Hoyne "f lh,,,,.. qr. of An hi'h 1"'IAt" from 15rool- ("ke,'L Tho House on Cheloucho Street hiday', fare lndu,k, flO" Senator School of Business l"t"ln Anl ...nna, f"r hr ....ll .., (hul lh ...y nlll,t he ,mAIl), lun, h froo froo froo froo froo froo i, ""r lall j"lnl "f It 'rA h"r.('. Fireman saves stuffed poodle CIA linked toWalt Disney It was revealed in a press submarines." Sleuth contlnued found the stuffed poodle. Upon Gerald Schultzheimer was being one of the firemen, the conference today that the CIA by giving examples of Disney close examination of the poodle awarded the Armbiter Good whole rear of the house was in has been using Walt Disney film titles that were used as Schultzheimer discovered thaI il Guy of the Month Award for flames. The firemen were cartoons 10 transmit messages messages, 101 Dalmatlons rtallv was fuli of paper money and old returning a stuffed poodle filled afraid an oil tank on the back of III their operatives overseas. meant there were 101 misstC fire dollar gold pieces. with money to its owner. On the house would explode so they Joe Sleuth talked 10 several sites around the city of Mosro-, The poodle representerd March 14. Mrs. Beatrice , would not allow Mrs. O'Henry the reporters at his house in and Snow White and the 7 entire life savings of Mrs. O'Henry, 72. was driven from to enter the house to retrieve Sn e ak svil le , Minnesota, and Dwarfs meant there are seven O'Henry. When Schultzheirner her house by a fire which began her belongings. Despite valiant lold uf many of the methods small military instalations in the efforts by firemen the oil tank presented the poodle to Mrs. II in her kitchen. The fire began used by the CIA 10 transmit Antartic.: O'Henry she wept with joy, when the old wood burning exploded. The explosion blew messages III their agents around When asked if any cartoons gave Schultzheimer a kiss on the stove that O'Henry used caught half the house and part of the the world. Sleuth was the one were used to transmit infor. roof into the neighbors yard, cheek and wished him luck with the wall behind it on fire. time director uf the message marion about supposed CtA and the resulting fire burnt the the injuries he had received. Neighbors of O'Henry saw sending department of the CIA. assination plots, Sleuth replied, She then emptied the poodle of smoke rising from the back of house to the ground. Some of the methods used by "The death of the Big Bad Wolf all the money and presented the her house and went inside to the CIA included disguises as in the story The Three Little bring her out. poodle to Schultzheirner as a clouds lU drift over suspicious Pigs Win a signil to begin Schultzheimer was injured rememberance, and a little territory. hiding cameras in operations on the aniDJtion of when part of the roof landed on something to keep him company When the fire department geese so they would tale Allende." his head. While he was while he was in the hospital. arrived, Gerald Schultzheimer crawling out of tile debris he pictures as they migrated over foreign countries, and hiding Sleuth went on the describe Schultzheirners injuries secret messages in Walt Disney attempts by the CIA to hush up include a broken arm. leg. and cartoons. the trouble that occured whtll ankle. a slipped disk in his back. The messages transmitted in Wah Disney found out Ihat his BUSINESS MAJORS and various lacerations about the cartoons would be disguised cartoons were being used 10 his head and torso. in sounds from the background. transfer messages. But , ..hen Vote for a candidate ~ represented by characters in the Sleuth began describing evenu Schullzheimer is expected 10 cartoons. or the subject of the related to that a paper airpllM be in the hospital for two 10 cartoon would be part of a flies in the window and bndcd on the table in front of Sleuth. ~ will Oppose any fee increases because he three months. Anyone wishing prearranged code. 10 wrile Mr. Schuillheimer may "Examples of the codes After the plane had landed a believes students would rather spend their do so by wriling 10 Holy Miracle messages, said Sleuth." lillie tiny toy pistol rose (rom the money themselves than have the ASBSU do it. Hospilal in Farmhampton. would be any bird represenling oodpit and shot Sleuth. The Utah. an airplane. Of fish beinu OA denied any involvement ~ will oppose programs which benefit a few at the expense of many. BY THE STUDENTS ~ believes an academic community should be FOR HEALTH developed at Boise State. Our university is CENTER more than a glorified high school. CHRISTIANE m will use his experience as a legislative RUDD intern and lobbyist to improve the academic o atmosphere at BSU. FOR SENATOR JOHNSON senate - School of Business We, the undersigned, support Jim Crawford and Mike Hoffman for ASBSU President and Vice-President Nate Kim, ASD Prnldent Ron O'flaUonn, ASB Vke-PrnlMlII Sue WIlIIamI Carmen Tolorka Phil Pltlman NlltICy LohmartD Pete Murphy Lydia Gonwe1l Jim Pepple Sally Mlkh~U RoDy Woolaey Mary lle~ronJ Manln StewAl'1 Man-In E. Ra,. u.. Dale Darb Kana Elaine Chlum I.ynn UnetMolller Walt Free.tone Renae l.. MtCormlc1l Julie Overman Eve~U Can Tooy ChIrico Angle l.uuen Phylll_ ROyllon Phlll BallJ~u Trent JohnlOn Richard Totorl('a ConnIe flendrh Kathy B1aC'. Jobo EUloll SIeve MallhewA Pay Ammann Julie Ohlin Deb LedtMoUer lla"ld H. Chandlt. Doloru Totortu Royanne Klein Toni Portmann Alan John_on Dt'lol Newtomer SIeve Connor Raymond P. lloort Herllk .. (;orllalrA Ken Hay Ron Asc:uena Robert W. (Bobl llopplfl Ilavld S,·h.Ot'd"r Tom Eveland (kth Grabow Avl Rore' Unda Sht'panJ MIke Hohm Judi Ilronek Debra Towne CIndy Uoyd Jt'ff N.... on Monly Gambit' Scou W. Marolz Jill Crolther Shdll IIolaon ()orrton Funk Gut L. Allen Ilean Soll ..rl)('t'!l (;.yl. M. Wllaon Mltk Drlsc:oll Paala L. O.usc:her Iltnnl_ lkonr ... d Clnd.,t· (;.lvln M. M. lIaJey Debbie WalllK'Cl SI""e (). Hober1..,n Ilav., Trngndal Mlthll4'1 C.mpbcoll Kay Panter l.. Nt-I_on Gou.ley WillIam AI.,d Jolene (;nbert Rkh Summen 1,,,111' Toto,ka' Ku.1l Slraw_(', Ilr<>tor Reymundo Cedillo IMn ReId Walten Nan IIot-Lada} KUr1 William_ l..any Enaer. IAII1 M. Salto Robe •• R. Th~",a_ Rob Perell Mike lIellhnller nave Wynkoop I'enny Wemhorr Ed Al,ajlan lJoyd COUon Scou llunuker MIke Sandt,t"tJd, ErnIe WatJ.ln. I'aula Stueve B.rbara TroIal Kay MUlnglll Grell Stem Cathy Dum. UIa Maaa I'amet. U..nney SIIaron Lenz S.m ....y A. Sthendel Kannek! (kltl. Jt·rr Mann, lalne SwaIn. Ion Janet tohman Mlnn Tolort('a Jancot Salcocon Sherrl (;oa Members of the ARBITER gas, but the ARBITER staff marched into their own offices warned the security forces that this morning and took over. "If you close in we'll ItiII us." They are reportedly holding Hopefully, talks will get under themselves hostage. Campus way with the stafflhostages to security quicltly closed off the determine what demands will be area and threatened the use of discussed. r~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~-~ i VOTE the TEAM ------.Robert + Bur:t Naugler Feldman For Senator------for the Students of the School of Business VOTE Ii] MARCH 31 & APRIL 1 L ~ ...... ,...... _ ...... -...... _ 'ftm ...... ,.~ ·EL PUEBLO SE LEVANTA One third of the Puerto Rican people live in the United States. Most have come in search of the beter life promised them in U.S. propaganda. Instead, they found slum housing, poor or mis-educaticn, low-paying jobs and constantly rising unemployment. EI Pueblo Se Levanta traces the qrowth of the Puerto Rican struggle by focusing on the development of the Young Lord's Party (now called the Puerto Rican t Revolutionary Workers' Organization) during it's first year of growth. WED., MARCH 31 U:30 &: 8:00 pm SENATE CHAMBERS I -STUDENT ArnON COMMI1TEE- -- J In the past nine weeks of campaigning for the ASS executive offices, we have spoken to as many dorm groups, fraternities, sororities, and other organizations as we felt possible without collapsing from physical and mental fatigue. We spoke to classes also, but ran Into problems with J. Millynn James professors who were hesitant to allow candidates to take up class time. This has made it difficult to reach a great number of students who perhaps do not belong to campus organizations. However, we feel we Writo-In Candidate have been honest, open and fair, when perhaps other candidates have not, and we have run our campaign to the best of out abilities. Following are Health Sciences Senator some of our observations after speaking with various groups of students on campus: Perhaps one of the best ways to incorporate Greek organizations on campus Is to employ their help in recruiting students (Greek or not) who Millynn will work for have the enthusiasm and the energy to put into student government. There are several campus organizations whose members feel that one of the few effective means of accomplishing student-related goals is to put our energies Into large group efforts. Rallies and the like can be powerful IJSU Wom('n'. Center and influential when other avenues are closed, but it may be difficult to Child (...., C€'ntt'r find enough people with a mutual Interest and-concern for any particular idea. Improved IIWlh CaR', Inrludlng Dorm residents have been the most vocal about their objections to ASS [)cntal Care Self·lle1p Clinic spending on projects that perhaps will not benefit the majority of students. Perhaps more attention should be paid to the establishment of SladC'ot Control of F('('II programs and activities that will put less emphasis on the •'commuter campus" Idea. Our names are Lenny Hertllng and Kim Sliva. We seek the offices of ASS President and VIce-President, and we ask for your support. VOTE I.Mard131 • Aprtl1 nJENAll0NAL Page 5 I .... ARMBI'I'EIl Truth exclusi·ve by Jack Andruson GOD DIGS ROCK&ROLL After months of intensive investigation, the We recently learned amazing and astounding that Greg Allman and truths have been revealed Char Bono have visited about all the people you've Rome to discuss ••prob- wanted to hear something lems" with the Pope. scandalous about! Watergate Said Allman when que- is nothing compared to what stioned about his first THE NAnONAL ARMBITER trip to the Vatican, "Paul is really concern- At the trial Itself, has uncovered. Imagine this! Also in the Golden ed with the world Patty's father, Ran- Shocking and incredibly unbel- Gate city is one of the situation, and has sug- dolph Hearst was suf- ievable things famous people most controversial trails gested staging a world fering from a nervous do. of all time, and our staff benefit at the Vatican collapse and Is using the reporters were on the courtyard. Added Cher, aid of a large group (\f scene for a secret "Like yeah, well, he's helium filled baJlons to Lots happening in San interview with Patty really liberal and agrees help him walk easily. Francisco: one of the Hearst. The soft and with me that Sonny is late President Ken- meek Miss Hearst F. LEE BAILEY really a poor excuse for nedy's ex-lovers, soci- spoke on her captivity an Italian." Greg, Cher ..• THE NEW PERRY MASON? alite and trouble-maker and plans for the future. and His Holiness were Joan Lundburg Hitch- Wearing a modest alledgedly discussing cock (recently featured peasant dress and ruby negotiations for the in our rival paper) was red slippers, she told benefit, in which All- overheard at a party the NATIONAL ARM- man's band and Yoko making up new tales BITER, "There's no Ono will play "concept- about her latest ro- place like home, there's ual music," forever. mance with Presidential no place like home." candidate Frank Chu- The trigger-happy brat PA TTY rch. Michael Douglas, and heiress to the ···JUST BECAUSE I'M RICH star of "Streets" also at Douglas then departed Hearst empire appeared the party, dismissed her to shoot some public nervous and clicked her His wife Kathryn, also stories saying, "It's just service messages in heels as she spoke. showing signs of mental a lot of free P.R." favor of gun control. stress and anguish, was J A CK IE K EEPS AN having difficulty brea- SONGWRITER JIMMY WEBB GAGS AS EYE ON ALEX thing and requested MICHAE.L DOUGLAS SCOFFS AT that the courtroom win- HITCHCOCKS CLAIM TO FAME dows be opened wide. Defense attorney F. Lee Bailey was spotted lun- ching in dark corner with film-makers Fran- cis Ford Coppola and Orsen Welles. When asked of his views on Patty's innocence and chances of walking a- Meanwhile In way from the trial a fret? Washington, Ex-Laugh woman Welles said In-er Joanne Worley "Only the shadow was striking up a quick knows. Coppola was romance with Russian heard mumbling about writer Alexander Solz- a rosebud. henitsyn, in town for a job interview with the NATIONAL ENQUIRER. Jackie Onassls stopped by to see Solzhenltsyn at his hotel to see what Worley had that she didn't. Later the next day, she was reportedly seen with long time religious leader Guru Mahara JI, who Is In town recovering from a spanking given by his mother for "some silly Page 6 THE NATIONAIt- nonsense about reli- - ARMBrrEIl gion." Dr. Snot GEORGE'S LIGHTWEIGHT CYCLES one capable of helping me Dear Gore, outside, they're everywhere. I'm offering a reward to 'Your problem I, solved. ThI' Look at the honeysuckle in anyone who can help me. Dear Dr. Snot, feDow doesD't Deed eenasel- bloom. Aren't the tulips out- I've been reading your loa, be Deeds reveege hom rageous? The hills look like column for several weeks now, you. green clumps of velvet. The Dear , along with Ann Landers, Dear Give him lOme of his OWO sun is warm and friendly. Your Ouly It you teD me wbere Abby. Xaviera Hollander. Dr. medidDe. KlIJ the pet dog, skin is like peach meat. your you em get a coke (or a dlme. Joyce Brothers and Dr: Hippo. and take Fritz to the tuJderm· eye is like a cool mountain crates, and I feel you are the Iat' •• After you get the .tuffed lake. full and wet. Your breath only one capable of helping me ca.rzhMl back, set Fritz lD boat is like the Denver sewage with my problem. of the ftreplace. 'You could treatment plant. You give me My problem is with my boy- reaDy teaclJ him a I_If you a rash. along with mono and friend. Everything was fine cot your boyfrlecd'. lea off, hot flashes. Did I watei my Dear Dr. Snot, until he started working in a set It lD boat of him, and make plants today? If Harvard and Yale are in slaughter house in Nampa a lamp out of It. There are Having Fun the Ivy league. what league is about three months ago. The coundea thIngs to do with thIt the University of Idaho in? day after he started, he chalVter. I IUUelt that you Dear FUll, Anthony K. tl19 BROADWAY brought home 30 feet of large aet my DCW book, "Sel aDd Ipre.dbe all parta glD aDd )4)·)782 intestine arid began beating Four Pound, of Ground ODepart auoUoe. Dea.rMr. K, me with it, and then he tied me Round" by Leo T. Soot, BS, How about the SagebnWJ TALL BIKES IN STOCK·· up with it. Now Igo for a little PhD. Conference. tOo/. OFF sado-masochism once in a while, so this really blew me Dear Dr. Snot, away, but didn't bother me My boyfriend left his heart that much. A few days later, in San Francisco and a seagull Holly will work for- on a Friday night. he came ate it. O Student Bill of Rights home from the "amusement Tony o Incorporation of student government park", as he calls it. and o Increased student services began to juggle eight hooves. Dear Touy, o Increased student participation on student-faculty It had been a long day. I know a paper boy wIth • committees though, and besides, he is a few beef hearts, If that wID o Dental care for students which meets needs for dental real good juggler. help. health. not just emergency first aid But things started getting o Interdisciplinary work between various departments and real strange the other night. schools ofthe University We were silting at the supper o Child care table, he was mad about o Academic Grievance Policies which assist in improving dinner, his steak wasn't rare Dear Dr. Snot, academic quality and fairness. not just perpetuating the enough. He got up and threw I went on a binge over spring status quo a five-gallon bucket of blood break. just to mellow out over C Job descriptions for Senators and other recipients of on me. and even put out the school, you know. Well. I service awards which delineate their responsibilities to the candles (which are made lrom .. started off by snorting down students shrunken beef head). He'll seven dimes of coke. I ate a jar [J Continued quarterly reports to Health Sciences students for been throwing beef hearts at Dr. Soot rctIe&J'CU advke of speed. smoked a ten-pound o Continuation of the Health Science Steering Committee rcaden who write to him. the paper boy, hung eyeballs bag of gold. drank a case of o Beller communication with Health Sciences students by over the rearview mirror. and blueberry brandy and finished meeting with them in the Science Building. Health even douched the baby. What Dear Dr. Snot, off Sunday with a shot of ethyl Sciences Building, hospitals or other more convenient do I do? He's even started to If you don't work for Mental chloride. I had a good time. locations get funny ideas about me and lIeallh,l'U ~ youl but I have a problem. I can't his pet dog Fritz, and he keeps Fritz remember my name or where I HOllY TROUBETZKOY WELSH talking about limb transplants. belong and I'm lost someplace for Please help me. I'm Dear Dr. Snot, in western Virginia. I'm S'"'' desperate. Isn't spring beautiful? I and weigh IOJ pounds, I have HEALTH SCI ENCES SENATOR leslie Gore mean, look at the flowers long hair with half a beard. YOUR ISSUES ARE MY ISSUES ••••• TEll ME! I will be your communication link to tho administration I PAM KALBFLEISCH ARTS & SCI ENCES SENATOR nu: /'unO!'fAL Page 7 AIlM1lt11tl Vote for CURT FRAZIER Senator - School of Education WRITE-IN PETE PETERSEN Senator - School of Education D Till' NATIONAL Page 8 ARMUrrER .",., . -." h~·",,>-1Ci,._ ~~",,~iCi-~~E~~,~:~~~~:~,~ by DIUKAD Idaho from allowing" ... any person on for his wallet. but the facts were RIGBY, 1D.·Thi~ small the licensed premises to touch, on our side." A detective for progressive community is typi- caress or fondle the breast, Boise city reported good results, cal of many in Idaho since the buttocks, anus or genitals of any but mentioned that one derec- pa~~agl' of 1I new obvcenity other person." tive was injured as a result of control law by the last se ssion of law enforcement personnel arc undercover enforcement activi- the lcgi~lalure. The people you enthusiastic is their support and ties. It seems that ~e was pass on the street, arc vmiling enforcement of the law. One stationed under the table of a and there is a general air of unnamed source within the downtown bar in order to relief a, if some great ....eight Attornev General', Office stated observe fondling and/or mas- had been lifted from the "Tlli, i~ a far reaching l'aw, It turbation violations. Some <'iIi/en,. covcr s perverse acts both within patrons carne in and thinking The new law. called by many and w ithout the prenrise s of a that the table was unoccupied, the Illo,t import ant me a sure license holder. This protects the sat down. When they discover- e vc r p a s se d by an Idaho public from irnrnor ality ." they ed that someone was under their legi,lature. has been hailed on walk through a parking lot and table, they -mistook this good both the local and ua nonal once they are inside. We have public servant for one of the vccnc. It rq:ulate, a"ti"n, on or expanded our enforccmeni 10 perverts which it was his job to within any e srabtishme nt rc- include grocer)' store-s a, "ell as arrest. TIle officer was severely qurring a retail, beer Ii,...n sc. b arv. We have \e'~[;11 cases kicked before he was able to But charging the State Liquor pending as a result of the crawl from under the table. Board with enforc e merit of the rampant fondling and caressing Happily, he will soon be pel)P!e', morals. this clever lay, found at all- night Circle K, and released from St. Lukes hospi- has attaded obvce nuy al i, Seven-Ll stores." This same tal. Idaho's nudest l'amps have strong·hold . the bars and fII11ht . souro: pru\'ided some informa· '5 alw felt the impact of the new Nate Kim favorite dub', ld.1ho. famou, for iI, tion on the now·famous case law. As one officer commented cleAn phpil'al t'nvironment, can II< h~re a BoiS<' man 1I<;a,nictt'd "Naturally, they are upset, but now bout of it, equally dean ;and a boar closed after an what cAn they elp<"c1 when they baby picture moral en"irunmenl. unden'o\'er agent fllund him (DOt coudl.lued) An1 ($150 a plate) . .I11U\!l '>111 un IUIlO t I l.1IW'> UlII" T 1 lUI qlll III." TO BE HELD A T THE I'...,n 11 J" ,".11.\ ;).\.l \l'lHI 11 'n 'I"I Illvq ;)41 u1 ..xltd " lIunnms llvm IVJ • 'II ,)1Ill!1l 11'HlllUllIOd M. NIXON .\pVI I-J 11 ·01 1\11;)1'1_ !lunl.'" RICHARD 11 ll.lUl 1'''1'0 "(''''tll. !lUII'll "''>''''I~ • JI' .""'1\ ".\,) 'I'"q • NATIONAL WEASEL REFUGE II Utll" II)... 01 A.s "I lIU!1I10U '111" "1"I\lnIU 11 UI u"m l',"1 'l SAN CLEMENTE, CALIFORNIA ,),)JI 11BU1 .;<;1:\ ,,-.at M, \,.~ E I A \ ·/fHll.I,:, ? Famous Biblical rock .. .. discovered, co u Id .' destroy world A pet rock waiting to be just can't believe it." stated packaged and shipped was Jaques Cousteau who is in accidently hit with a 2X4, and charge of the research. "We within seven minutes the believe that if we don't find any basement of the Pet Rock way to turn off the rock within Manufacturing Firm was com- 40 days. we will have to move it pletely submerged in water! to another state to prevent Scuba divers were called to the turning Nevada into a gigantic scene when a passing priest swamp." recognized the rock as being the However, representatives for one used by Moses "a long time Howard Hughs were alledgedly ago." The divers worked hours investigating the possibilities of to recover the rock and removed using the rock to turn the desert it to an undisclosed location in into another Lake Tahoe and Nevada. Researchers and Boise Cascade was reportedly scientists are working around bidding on the construction of the clock to find a way to stop 26.000 condominiums which will the rock from expelling 2200 sell for a reported cost of S90 to gallons of water a minute. "We SI50,OOO. BURN YOUR FAT AWAY IN JUST o HOURSG Am az ins; new torch Ina k e s it possible ()NLY $14..99 + tax ·Vold where prohibited by law. TIIENAnONAL fIOOOOODOOC)()()(x>oc~.oooOOOOOOOOO4)O()C)()()(~lOOOOOOOOO~)Q P age 10 ARMBITER P'I SIGMA EPSILON PRESENTS A SHOWING OFF I N E NAT IV E' AM ERIC A N JEW ELERY APRIL 6&7 IN THE BOISEAN LOUNGE 9am to 4pm ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• 4 i I This is no ioke! Any in t ere st ed stu den t s 0 ran y 0 rg ani z a t ion s are in vi ted to a meeting on Thursday, April 1 in the Clearwater Room at 4 p.m. wit h the d ire ctor 0 f Bron coD 0 y s,.F r e e a d m issoion to a II eve n t s will be offered for any assistance. Student help is needed badly! @I Bronco Days '76 a re com ing soon! A II in t ere sted par tie s p Ieo s e ~ tt end! \ JAN LOGAN Reagan--A wise choice. Boazo._ aJ.ant Itep lor manUod. Friend for years Write-In Candidate Regan announces running• mate Presidential candidate Ronald acceptable job." said Reagan in bet 1 won't monkey around lind Senator Reagan ,announced yesterday an interview with the Armbiter. he won't steal the scene!" A that he had chosen long time Bonzo, who has not turned the spokesperson for Reag an has SChoolof Education friend and fellow actor, Bonzo, job opportunity down stated, announced a SIOO dollar a plate to run with him as his' "The American voters may not dinner to raise funds. Scheduled vice-president. "I feel Bonzo is recognize me as a political as capable as any candidate of candidate, but if 1 am elected as host for the occasion is the filling the post and doing an with what's his name, you can late Charles Darwin. START COLLEGIATE MAZE, I I - 1,1 I I - I I , I 0.5 min. Genius 2.0mfn. Below average I I 1.0 min. Above average 2.5 min. Very poor FlNISII min. TIlE NATIONAL 1.5 Average 3.0 min. Apellke Page 12 ARMBrrER , ."~;~~' ,:,'·~':;:~;2~~~:~~;;}''~'';')''&';''?fkY·@';''.·'r''''R€ '~:;'''7;.::::~~~'',~m:·::~:)~:;'''\~'''''iIio/i __ _'iIIr·''\''r.-~'I.''.' _ __ _..; . Bob and Burt reside in Morrison Hall and are 60th officers of their dorm. They are Country Coa1ItJoa, three piece Bill BraUDis performing at the concerned students of the siring band, Is appearing Sandpiper every Monday and School of Business and want to nightly thru April 10 except Tuesday thru April. Guitarist see more input and changes in Sundays al the Bronco HUI. No Michael Wend1lAg of the Boul- the Senate. They feel that it is Cover. der Brothers will be appearing important for Senators to be March 31 • April J. Music starts able to work together for a more Heartaoq is playing at the Ram at 8:30. No Cover. productive result. Pub March 29 and 30, starting Burt Robert Bob is an Accounting major. at 8 p.m. No Cover. He is familiar with the ASBSU Naugler and has been active in organ- Feldman izations on campus. He believes "\lJis week, Tuesday > Saturday WlabboDe Alb in concert in hard work ,_doing what can be Muon.Duoa is appearing at Tues College student taken into outer space His name is Waldo Q. He was in perfect health with Buttwarrner, he is a student at only one small change in his Boise State University majoring physical appearance. he had no in Communication and on July mouth 18.1975 he was taken aboard an alien spacecraft. But this ne w ly aquir ...d Yes. it's true. A beam of disability did not SlOp the green light came down from the diligent college student. Three sky and snached up Waldo. to months later Waldo is still a the amazement of his best communication student at BSlJ friend John Flewelling, When now majonng in oral interpr et- asked by this reported what his arion and d"ing quite wdl on the Boise derelict contracts react ion s were. Flewelling said debate team also. Waldo "ill '" was amazed." graduate th" ,pring and pi am Buttwarrner was returned to to '" ork filr a I.x·al televis ion rare disease the earth in about two hours. st at ion . Althuugh this mIn" on!) Iii. I cper up that after he c3ught ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• he b,ks H if hIS f4L'e has r-een 11,,\ \tranliC' malad, ttl' ",if" and run ov er b-. a tru~'k In reJ!:tV'. dllldrcn Idt tllm clue ttl hi' vc t HI'. l.cpe r , "f B,,,,(' , [dah" h~\ Ilk \hm('1Jn~ up Leper hJ' FEELING BURNT OUT?~ a \tr.tngt" r ar r- dl'\('d\{~ (Farr'!'~r\ bcen u! In~ !\) Pd) hi, nH~,Jli..-;11 i P.l!\\;, \IIotHi..hC1U\('\ hl~ L.ht" tn c i pc nvr .. '\llo\lrk.tng .1\ Of, vhor t hre.ll o u l lc pe r \~\!\ t h at "lfh.-e h(' l..unt.Jl·H"t1 the dl'loI,'J,\(' p«~,,_,ple or dr-r \.t~'k. .at .il lJ.r;.:C' qUl\:( L.,I.I i NOT GETTI NG 1 ar c .,,\qdmg him Ili1\ rr.an duin Srnd vour carth .n,! rH~("d; \Hut ,urr""l(f J,!'~d rr1i"n{"~' ku('r\ (if \UPp0r1 anti tn!';nc~ t~} V.I pJ.'I' hi, nt':l11i,. .•d bill" arl,1"'('ur H U I q":r. 1'110 ('u!!,,!," Ill'" ~• ANYTHING DONE? ~• I.'Jr\.h din,! kn~~f), L'f J~"lral fk"r. 1.1411". "'\;)" It "III I,,· • • Kroff"lh appr<·u.l['ll • • • • • • • • DIANA SIMPSON Quit ~ !• • ~ Smoking l DOPE. ~ i• • • • • • • • • • • • • • f1UNNING : t;n llll'R 'i1'ITD FOR ..: 5end for :'~It:~,l(l,~~~~r IT'HI.'i IH'lII 100 Ika " .... : (J"l. .. n 1.1.00000 SENATOR ..:.yo u r p·1 C k JIOOf ... S1~ jlooor",Sl!l(). ARTS & SCI ENCES '>trn'rnt dl"'ounb .. lIh III • I'cn amount •• .1 m...... tlu.o 1000 • !. - m e - U P Name ; : d ".1<1,.... • ! to a Y I (lit \'om WIIERI' PROlllln;~~:; I ~ : [... _. .. . I • Page 14 1'111':NATIONAl. ~ .•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•...•.•...... •...... •...• , A.MOm:. Hippie rescued by girl, Kool-aid' On February 25 at 2:35 p.m., unconscious on the sidewalk but little Suzy Parker was selling did not seem to be otherwise Kool·Aid on a comer in the injured. Suzy remembered her North End of Boise Idaho. Suzy first-aid and went to get some watched as a hippie. with long water the moisen the hippie's. brown hair and a moustache forehead. She returned to her rode by. When with a jolt she Kool-Aid stand and picked up a turned to see a 53 red Chevy paper towel and a glass of pickup slide around the comer. KooJ-Aid. When she returned The hippie scrambled frantically to the hippie she stood over his to reach the curb before the head and pored the Kool·Aid on Chevy turned him into paving his head. material. He managed to avoid The hippie moaned. and sat up the pickup but fell when he shaking his head. He turned to reached the curb. And the Suzy and she said "That will be Chevy sped off towards Hill five cents, please." The hippie Road. payed Suzy and picked up his The hippie did not get up so bicycle and road off towards the Portrait of a failure Suzy walked over to see if he was alright. The hippie was Co-op. • Former student leader IS reduced • • to fish monger • • • po~fllms • hrmer student leader, D,1\e Anna', maHage. This man who nowhere. My best friends are • W.nl. I' sho,", n here just one once ut in II padded reclining fish and the local tom cats in the • .... r' • '~',,-r! 'CAr dter a ullIllenng naug ahyde chair is now compel- alley where I live. I get an • Cdol In ht, bid for election to led to use an inverted five gallon occasional nip of backwash from • • A\B ~ l ' Pre sidcnt. Mernones can to rnt his weary rear. the near empty bottles of old • • I"'! the title of \·i ] F ] ~lIAT IS TIlE METIIODTThe Method Is a supercilious quirt of bustline development. 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': BEFORE AFTER · .t ~ ONI.Y 19,95 COMPLETE MONEY BACK GUARANTEE, ~ , ·: Cuh,c.O,n., credit card. check, money order. •.t · : : send to: TilE METIIOD : :· 1601 DUSTIJNE DR. .: , WORLDfS MOST ~ KNOCK}:RS,N.Y. 02J6."i ~ t · . ·: shipped In plain brown wrapper :. , SUCCESSFUL · . : NAME ---- : BUSTLINE DEVELOPER :· ADDRESS :.t :· crrv :. · . , : void where prohibltcd : 1 1•••••••••••••••••••• ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• ••••••••• ; II u ~.~._ • I L~ dE • John Steppe, self-proclaimed Student Leader Q. Why do you consider' telling someone something and Elliott-Bob Hoppie Appreciation A. I think of Ron O'Halloran A. I understand he sleeps yourseU a student leader? have them believe it, whether Dinners. very little. with curlers in his hair. A. Fred Norman told me Iam it's true or not. Q. Other beneOts? Q. What aboul ASB Q. Lenny HertlIng? a student leader. Q. Why do we need student A. I've gotten an ulcer Treasurer Ron Bucbanan? A. Lenny's been trying for Q. What personallty traits leaders? compliments of ARA food A. I remember Ron Buchanan eight years to uncurl his hair. and qnalltles make up a student A. Someone has to use the service. from school way back in the dark Q. Doug Gochnour? leader? Senate Chambers. Q. AnythIng else? ages of 1969. He was a skinny A. What can you say about A. The ability to tell someone Q. Do you thInk the A. I received an invitation to baby-faced kid then. . .funny Doug Gochnour other than something and have them experience of student leader will John Barnes' annual lobster thing, he hasn't changed 3 bit. "gobble.gobble. " believe it, whether it's true or belp you In the future? feed. And of couse I'm on a first Q. What do you thInk of our Q. Lyle Mosler! not. A. Yes. I plan to use the name basis with Dyke Nally. ASBSU Senalors? A. How do you come down on Q. Has beIng a student leader experience in my field. Q. What do you thInk of your A. Which ones? Lyle Mosier without coming ehanged your life In any way? Q. What Oeld Is that? feUow student leaden? Q. Royanne KleIn? down on the state of Idaho? A. Yes. My GPA has A. I want to be a shepherd. A. Which ones? A. I would rate Royanne Q. SylvLa Satbuer! dropped from a 3.5 to ... well, Q. What frInge beneOts do Q. What about ASB President Klein right along side Mary A. Who is Sylvia Scribner? let's not talk about it. you get by beIng a student Nate KIm? Jane Jorgensen. Q. Scott Wblpple! Q. Has your Ufe ehanged In leader? A. I understand he sings Q. What aboul Mary. Jane A. What is a Scott Whipple? any other way? A. I'm allowed to participate "Tiny Bubbles" a lot. Jorgensen? Q. Rod Brown! A. Yes. I've learned the in ASB functions such as the Q. What do you thInk of ASB A. I would rate Mary Jane A. Rod's a good guy, but he intricacies of student politics; First and Second Annual John Vice-PresIdent Ron O'Halloran? Jorgensen right along side couldn't pass a urine test. Royanne Klein. Q. What do you think of Q_ What do you thInk of Dave Personnel Seledloft Chalrper. Wynkoop? aDn Kim SUva! A. I think Dave Wynkoop A. Tee-nee. HEADHUNTER" ought to try out for spring Q. What about Arbiter editor football. Then the school could Barb Bridwell? ~c1U"h ... t.bobn>k.n A. You mean my boss? down. bAt, do tM, .Mi. M1lMlAkf"n buy his body and he wouldn't ~:.aI u .hote., The "ru!" cMftniUon.lhe one have to worry about where his Q. Yes. "'I actuall, aoulht. t. .rmo., .1•• ,. at t_~~ A. No. •~.:rt~I~~l."f~~v:-_rr_ !nd _~t tM .~.II.I~ next meal is coming from . Con.tantl, ... r('h (or SY NONYMS (or Would you like 10 encourage t.,~r)' word or phrllM. how.v., n,u. or Q. How aboul 1I0wanJ (.rhtche-d tM ronntction. unhltheloli· Welsb? other studenta to gel Involved In c.l 1110Iic:al.nl." WithtM ,i,M num· A. Ithink Howard Welsh is a sludent govemment? ber o( lrit~n e~r,,,,,, Th.40 thrH mlln (ype. or-;T~", cross between Ralph Nader and A. I would advise those ANAGRAMS. o(llIn li,n.l"d by students who want 10 gel wnrd. hilt brceen. ICr.mbl~. bn,IN. Ben Casey. mid. IOrt 0(, perhl~, now beorfll'Ms.. Q. What do you think of Mike involved to stand by, work your cruJ, Itupid, n«_, rhln,ffl-.nythln, ."du".tln, dl.flrd"r nr rt'lrrln,,,mllnt Hoflmm! ass off, accomplish little, watch DOUBLE DErINITION~ .•• ,n A. I think Mike Hoffman is your grades dnlp, fight with "Glmt (or I 1'....,pIH (.1" • rOLO HIDDEN WORDS. fuund in .. word cute. your friends. get ulcers. head· lor .plnnin, word,1 in Ih. due- Inri aches ... etc. If this is your bag, ~lmftJm.. Il,n.lt'd by .mon" in, be- Q. James .. C.... b" tw .. n.• tc. r.umpl. "In h"rt'. ""Irden' Crawford? join us, A re-ml,n.r.tlu", 1"1" • Rf-:WARU SJ,m. dlJ." II"" m,,'t' than on. fI( ttl ... t "n-'ruetin" mf'thf>d. 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