South Africa - page 5

Leadership conference to include past leaders

BySCOTTBEARBY Assistant News Editor

The Hall Presidents Council opened their meeting in old form last night, contrary to efforts last year which would have reorganized the body. The Council heard from Student Body Vice President Duane ■ Lawrence and student government member Bruce Lohman about an up­ The Observer/Paul Kramer coming student government leader­ A ridiculous thing’ ship conference. The participants That’s what Notre Dame Ticket Manager Mike Bobinski called faster , " but juniors, shown here yesterday, and seniors who waited will include many alumni who waiting for student football tickets, which he said his department in huge lines Monday would be prone to disaggree. Sophomores served as student leaders during would try to avoid this year. Bobinski, in an article last week, said are eligible to wait for tickets today, and freshmen line up tomor­ their college days. the new ticket distribution procedure would be "a heckuva lot row. The conference, explained Lawrence, is scheduled to be held throughout the campus on Oct. 11- 13. Over the summer, Lawrence, Loh­ Law Building addition will contain offices, man, and Student Body President Bill Hcaly began contacting past stu ­ dent body presidents, judicial coor­ classrooms, courtroom, more library space dinators, HPC chairmen, Observer editors, and oth er leaders in order to By KATHY CEPERICH scholarly production, explained such as video machines and other The Notre Dame Law School see if they would be willing to take News Staff Law School Dean David Link. audio visual equipment. This will al­ boasts a good reputation, said Link part in discussions about student The expanded library will enable low students to conduct mock trials and he hopes the new facility will leadership and residence life. The addition to the Notre Dame faculty to do research here that they in preparation for actual court ap­enhance it even further. Though Lohman, who is serving as co- Law School will expand its facilities would otherwise have to do at other pearance, Link said. there will be a 60 percent increase chairman of the conference, said by adding a new library wing, a stu­ institutions, he said. A computer will in the size of the law building, Link two main topics, residentiality and dent courtroom and additional clas­ provide direct access to other Additional microfilm and said he does not forsee a propor­ "avenues of student leadership," will srooms and offices. libraries, allowing almost limitless videodisc equipment, and a tional increase in the student body, he discussed The sessions will not research capacity without leaving telecommunication system will be except in the post graduate degree be filled with old stories from the The new library space will the campus Link added. added at a later date, Link said. programs. alumni, but will help current stu­ provide students and faculty with A classroom was designed to Construction began this summer dent leaders on developing con­ additional research materials. replace the old courtroom and the and is expected to be completed by It will continue to be a small law crete proposals for the The present facility is a good new courtroom will be equipped July 1, 1986. The addition will copy school with individualized teaching administration, he added. working library for teaching efforts, with some of the most modern the Neo Gothic reproduction ar­ and a graduating class of about 160 Meetings will be held on all parts but the new facilities will encourage courtroom presentation apparatus,chitecture of the existing structure. students, he said. of the cam pus and in som e residence halls in order to make it more con­ venient for students to attend. Ses­ U.S. welcomes Soviet attempt at better relations sions will be open to any interested students, according to Lohman. Associated Press chiefs claim that the United States Speakes said the administration p repare for th e sum m it through c o n ­ In other business, Dillon Hall expects the Soviets to make all the has heard such talk before and chal­ fidential diplomatic channels. President John Husmann asked the WASHINGTON - The White concessions. lenged the Soviets to put their He repeated Reagan’s challenge to hall presidents if their halls would be House sidestepped Soviet leader President Reagan, Speakes said, is proposals on the table when arms the Soviets to permit the American willing to help reimburse Dillon for Mikhail Gorbachev’s charge that the prepared “to meet the Soviets control talks resume Sept. 19 in president the same access to the an open air concert they financed United States is setting up a con­ halfway in an effort to solve Geneva if they are serious about Soviet Union’s government- during Freshmen Orientation. frontation at the November summit, problem s.” negotiating arms reductions. controlled media as Gorbachev has Husmann said they "may have put yesterday and chose instead to Meanwhile, a delegation of U.S. to the independent Western press. the cart before the horse" in holding welcome his pledge to propose senators who met with Gorbachev “Our views of the causes of the “We are pleased that Mr. Gorbac­ the concert before asking the halls ways of improving superpower rela­in Moscow yesterday said the Soviet present U.S.-Soviet tensions are hev was able to present his views to to help finance the concert, but felt tions. leader told them he is ready to make quite different from that presented the American public, ” Speakes said. the event benefited the entire In the administration’s first formal radical offers to reduce nuclear by Mr Gorbachev, ” Speakes said in “If President Reagan had a com­ campus. reaction to Gorbachev's debut inter­ weapons arsenals and may not response to the Soviet leader’s inter­ parable opportunity to express his HPC Chairman Kevin Howard view in the Western press, presiden­ oppose basic U.S. research on space view with Time magazine. But he views to the Soviet people through tial spokesman Larry Spcakes based military systems - the so- said, "We do not intend to enter into the Soviet media, this would no see HPC, page 4 dismissed the Communist Party called “Star Wars ” program. a debate in the media, ” preferring to doubt improve our dialogue . Teachers strikes hit several cities Associated Press representing 28,000 teachers in Jim Prescott, a spokesman for the nation’s third largest school Thompson, said the governor was CHICAGO - Yesterday, teachers district, launched its third walkout "very frustrated ” by the walkout. in Chicago and Seattle went on in as many years after rejecting the “I think he’s more frustrated strike, one day before the 430,000-student district’s offer of a with this strike than with the past scheduled start of classes, while 3.5 percent salary increase. The ones because last spring he put teachers in Philadelphia shouted union is holding out for a 9 percenttogether a record increase in their overwhelming approval of araise. school funding in Illinois, ” said new three year contract that Aides to Illinois Gov. James Thompson. averted a walkout. Thompson met yesterday with A coalition of 17 unions Elsewhere, strikes by teachers in both sides to present a proposal, representing 12,000 other school 10 other school districts in Pen­ the terms of which were not dis­ workers, including painters and nsylvania, Illinois and Michigan closed. engineers, also struck yesterday. disrupted the resum ption o f fall “My hope would be to have a The 19,000 member Philadel­ AP Rholo classes for more than 76,000 stu­ Chicago Teachers Union president Jacqueline Vaughn, left, settlement this afternoon, ” said phia Federation of Teachers flashes the victory sign as she rides on the union’s float in the 1985dents. Jim Reilly, the governor’s chief of ratified by voice a vote a$250 mil­ Labor Day Parade in Chicago Monday. The Chicago Teachers Union, staff. lion, three-year contract The Observer Wednesday, September 4, 1985 - page 2 In Brief Mutual respect, understanding to result from Five Points party Ever since Father Sorin built the first log cabin and A Holy Cross Junior Collegestudent was called it his college, students have been leaving campus injured yesterday afternoon in an accident at the intersection of in the eternal search for kicks. Juniper Rd. and Edison. Thomas Lewis, 18, of 1102 Portage, was Today, huge tribes of students migrate from campus Dan riding his motocycle northbound on Juniper when he apparently every weekend looking for that exclusive off-campus McCullough failed to obey the stop sign at Edison, according to Glenn Terry, party, or to stop in for a beer or two at one of the local director of Notre Dame security. He struck a car driven by Carl taverns. News Editor Griman, of 1942 E. Donald St., which was westbound on on Edison, A number of theories can explain why students are so 1 ~M Terry said. Lewis was taken to St. Joseph’s Medical Center where he anxious to leave campus for awhile - such as the cramp­ is in stable condition with multiple abrasions, a hospital spokesper­ ing alcohol policy, the strict regulations of Du Lac, or son said. - The Observer even a natural need for independence. But the end to join them this weekend for a party at Five Points. result is a lot of fun for the students, a lot of worry forAccording to the festival planners, the party will enable the administration, and a lot of sleepless nights for the the student and residents to get together in a context of A fireman dropped a smoke bomb into the lockers neighbors. fun and games, rather than hostility and confrontation. of two other fireman that he suspected of shaving off one of his The growing prominence of off campus parties, for The party is the second annual Northeast Fall Festival. eyebrows as he slept. The smoke bomb sparked a fire on Aug. 23 in the social life of Notre Dame and Saint Mary’s students, It will be held this Sunday at the Goodwill Plaza, at the the Evansville, Ind., firehouse that destroyed some clothing and ot­ has not done a lot for community relations, especially intersection of Corby and Eddy streets from noon until her belongings in the lockers. Two firefighters were given since raids and arrests have become almost a weekly 7 p.m. reprimands for not reporting the incident and Capt. Jeff Austin was occurrence. Neighbors and students will come together over suspended for five days and placed on a year’s probation after adm it­ Perhaps this tension came food, games, beer and fun. ting he had dropped the smoke bomb. -AP to a peak in the recent past The festival will be the per­ when the infamous “death fect opportunity for resi­ marches ” were traditional. dents and students to meet During the weekend of the eachother, and hopefully Teachers at Concord High School said final home football game, discover that people really goodbye yesterday to their colleague, Christa McAuliffe, who begins seniors from both schools are the same, whether they training next week for a flight in January aboard the space shuttle would march from campus live under the golden dome, Challenger. McAuliffe, 37, was chosen in July from more that 10,000 to the taverns in the Five or at the Five Corners. #t> teachers across the country to be the first teacher in space. The Points area and beyond. Among other things economics and history teacher said the space program wanted her The purpose of the death featured at the festival will to begin training Sept. 1, but, she said, “I can’t do it. I’ve got to go to march was to literally party be a dunk tank, which will school, for the annual faculty meeting.”AP - til you drop.’ And that’s ex­ have celebrities from both actly what most of the South Bend and Notre Dame seniors did. Not only risking being dunked. Also, drunkenness, but vandalism, the Goodwill discount store Kokomo AIDS victim Ryan White, who rowdiness, and often will be open with 50 per­ was denied permission to attend classes by school officials last violence were the highlights cent off all prices, and resi­ month, has been admitted to an Indianapolis hospital. The 13-year- of the day. MM Itim e r dents will be holding a old was in “satisfactory and stable condition, ” after being admitted The death march was rummage sale. on Monday, said Rena Brown, of the public relations department at eliminated three years ago The Clay Township Fire Riley Hospital for Children. White, a hemophiliac, contracted the and replaced with the annual block party, where Department will have their newest fire truck on hand disease from blood products, doctors have said. White has par­ seniors are joined by area residents under the double and will talk to people about fire safety. Also, the police ticipated in classes so far this school year via a telephone connection domes of the ACC for a festival of music, food, beer and deparment will have representatives at the festival to from his home about five miles from Western Middle School.-AP fun. talk about relations between the department, the com­ This change in activities of the final football w eekend munity and the school. did a lot to quell the hostility between the students and South Bend Chief of Police Charles Hurley has even the residents of the Northeast Neighborhood. But stu­ volunteered to sit in the dunk tank. dents walking to and from Five Points or along Corby Also, a special license has been procured to open a Street are often surprised to find that students from beer tent at the festival. The suds will probably be the Of Interest Notre Dame and Saint Mary’s still are not among the only beer available in the area which is otherwise dry resident’s favorite people. on Sundays. This is perhaps only natural. The resentment that the Notre Dame and Saint Mary’s students are being residents of the Northeast Neighborhood seem to given the opportunity to get to know some of the Judge Richard Posner o f the 7* u.s. circuit court express is not unfounded. Students driving home from people in the Northeast Neighborhood as something of Appeals will speak on “The Ethics of Wealthy Maximization ” the bars or standing in line at the Great American Hot more than just a threat to their safety or to their fun tomorrow at noon in the law school student lounge.The - Observer Dog Stand seldom realize that some of the people trying The neighbors have made the effort by inviting the to sleep nearby have to get up for work in the morning. students to their party. Now it is up to the students to But while there still is some hostility and resentment, show up and prove that the students and the residents the situation has improved and is continuing to get bet­ really can coexist in peace and understanding - and in ter. Specifically, the neighbors have invited the students mutual respect. *********** > A ll ICC C re a m S o c ia l could not come during more * I am a famous ND Alumni * Department of Communications & Theatre * appropriate weather. Notre Dame and Saint Mary’s sophomore J I pitch for the LA Dodgers invites classes are sponsoring an ice cream fest tonight from 8 to 10 on the j^. You’ve heard me sing $ terrace of the Haggar College Center at Saint Mary’s Eat all the ice * * on the radio MAJORS an d STUDENTS INTERESTED IN cream you can for only SI. The- Observer * * Film/video : * * W H O A M 1? M edia Studies * * * Theatre * * Weather Check tommorrow’s papei to a Reception in $ for th e n ext c lu e... I THE LOFT **************** * O'SHAUGHNESSY HALL Sweat it out, literally, today, as tem­ Friday, Septem ber 6 peratures will continue to bake a few brains. Partly cloudy and warm today with a 20 percent March of Dimes 3:30-5:00 pm chance of showers mainly in the afternoon. ^■■B IR TH DEFECTS FOUNDATION**- High in the low to mid 80s. Mostly cloudy and Welcome Back COTH majors! mild with a 40 percent chance of thunder­ fesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssg showers tonight. Low in the upper 60s to around 70. Partly sunny and continued warm % tomorrow with a 30 percent chance of e e showers. High in the low 80s.- AP e Little • e e Flower e e Montessori e e Today's issue was produced by: e e e e The Observer Design Editor...... Andi Schnuck e Design Assistant...... Alex Peltzer PRE-SCHOOL ELEMENTARY • T h e O b serv er (USPS 599 2-4000) is Typesetters ...Tom Small,Jennifer Bigott, • published Monday through Friday and Suzanne Hammer %Parent/Child % Kindergarten Grades e on home football Saturdays, except News Editor...... Bob Musselman %Toddler Extended Day e during exam and vacation periods. The Sports Copy Editors...... Mike Chmiel # First through Sixth e Observer is published by the students of Phil Wolf e %Pre-Primary Kindergarten the University of Notre Dame and Saint Viewpoint Layout...... Melissa Warnke e e Mary's College. Subscriptions may be Features Copy Editor...... Tim Adams e e purchased for 130 per year ( 120 per se­ Features Layout...... Alex Peltzer 15767 Day Rd., Mishawaka 624 N. Notre Dame Ave.e mester) by writing The Observer, P.O. ND Day Editor...... Diane Dutart e Box Q, Notre Dame, Indiana 46556. SMC Day Editor...... Priscilla Karle e 256-5313 T h e O b serv er is a m em ber of The Ad Design ....Jeanie Grammens e Associated Press All reproduction Jim Kramer # The only accredited Montessori School in Indiana rights are reserved. Photographer...... Paul Kramer e The Observer Wednesday, September 4, 1985 - page 3 Center will integrate liberal arts, sciences By MARY REYNOLDS the graduate program for history News Staff and philosophy of science. In addition, the center will be Within the next year, a new responsible for creating an under­ center integrating the liberal arts graduate Science, Technology and and sciences will be established at Values concentration which will Notre Dame, according to Provostbegin next semester. Timothy O’Meara. Although the concentration will The John J. Reilly Center for only be available within the College Science, Technology and Values will of Arts and Letters, McKim said in­ attempt to integrate the liberal arts dividual courses will be open to stu­ and sciences, said center co director dents in all colleges. The Observer/Paul Kramer Vaughn McKim. Another primary role of the Starting over Underwritten by Universtiy center will consist of overseeing the alumnus John D. Reilly in memory offive-year Arts and Let­ "The place which used to be the fieldhouse mallWorld War II. Rumors that the fenced-in area his father, the center will attempt ters/Engineering program. New which used to he the fieldhouse" underwent evenwould be used as a "petting zoo" as well have not “to bring under one roof interests courses will be added to the more changes early this week, making way for a been confirmed. program as well as opportunities for memorial to the Notre Dame alumni who died in that are interdisciplinary and are relevant to all areas of study,” said new scholarships, said McKim. McKim. More personalized counseling for McKim and fellow Philosophy students in the program “will help D epartm ent professor Fr. Ernan provide an identity for the program Shuttle mission ends ‘near-perfect’ McMullin will supervise develop­and give it more cohesiveness,” said ment and operation of the center’s McKim. Under consideration is a Associated Press runway, ending a week long, 2.9 successful launch of three other programs, which will involve facultyforeign study program within the million mile voyage. satellites. members from several departments. five-year curriculum. EDWARDS AIR FORCE BASE, "Eddie (Edwards) looks beauti­ If Syncom 3 works when it is The center will be located on the In the future, the center also Calif. ■ Early yesterday morning, ful,” said Engle, a former test pilot fired toward a higher orbit next third floor of O'Shaughnessy Hall “hopes to encourage • faculty space shuttle Discovery’s trium­who once flew airplanes at the month, it will become the first and according to McKim, will play research and will sponser speakers phant astronauts landed safely, desert test flight center. commercial satellite salvaged in several roles. One will be to overseeand conferences," McKim added. completing a near perfect repair space. An earlier astronaut crew mission in space that revived a life­ "Welcome home, Joe, and con­ repaired and relaunched Solar less <83 million satellite. gratulations to the whole crew," Max, a science satellite. Two Ten hurt after landing Discovery dropped out of a said Mission Control. broken commercial satellites have Associated Press An examination of the engine brightening sunrise sky and mis­ Jesse Moore, director of NASA's been returned to Earth for repairs. showed there was no fire in the sion commander Joe Engle and space shuttle program, said he was ABILENE, Texas - An American engine, said airline spokesman Joe pilot Dick Covey guided the 100- delighted with the mission that in­ “1 have to characterize this as a Airlines jumbo jet carrying 190 ton craft to a flawless landing down cluded the “jump start” salvage of near perfect mission,” said Moore Stroop. people made an emergency landing the centerline on the dry lakebed the Syncom 3 satellite and the at a post-landing news conference. yesterday when a warning light ind­ Thirty-two people sought medical icated an engine fire, and 10 people treatment after sliding down emer­ were injured while evacuating, offi­ gency chutes, and 10 required treat­ OFFICE OF STUDENT ACTIVITIES cials said. ment, he said. Two people were Flight 436, a DC-10 carrying 177 hospitalized, one with a broken presents an passengers and 13 crewniembers, ankle and the other for observation was flying from El Paso to Dallas Fort for a heart problem, Stroop said. EXHIBITION & SALE Worth International Airport when it American said it would send anot­ landed at Dyess Air Force Base her DC-10 to Dyess to bring the pas­ o f fin e art prints shortly after noon, airline spokes­ sengers the 160 miles east to man John Hotard said. Dallas Fort Worth, he said.

Think Before You Drink Before You Drive

RENT BY SEMESTER

B eardsley B rueghel Color TV Microwave Ovens Cezanne Laser photographs C hagall $70/semester $50/semester Dali 2 for $8 D egas G auguin H om er Color City Klee M.C. Escher prints Lautrec M agritte 3 for $12! 259-7661 M atisse Miro Monet Picasso Norman Rockwell R em brandt Sunshine Promotions Present Rem ington Prints Renoir R ousseau 3 for $5! S eurat Utrillo Van G ogh V erm eer t i l l RAY VAUGHAN W yeth

The Guitar Virtuoso Is coming to South Bendll MANY OTHER ARTISTS REPRESENTED Friday, September 6 OVER 8,000 PRINTS IN STOCK! 8:00 p.m. Morris Civic DATE: Auditorium TODAY thru FRIDAY 9 / 6 8am to 4:30pm AH seats reserved $13.00

PLACE: Tickets available at the Century LAFORTUNE STUDENT CENTER Center Box Office, Night Winds (Niles and Mishawaka), J.R.’s BALLROOM(2nd Floor) (La Porte) and Supersounds (Elkhart).

3 FOR ONLY $7! ...Don't miss the hottest Guitarist on tourlll The Observer Wednesday, September 4, 1985 - page 4

Darden gets late stay; Can you afford to gamble with the LSAT, GMAT execution will wait GREprMCAT? Associated Press Darden had been turned down Probably not. Great grades earlier by federal courts in Atlanta alone may not be enough to STARKE, Fla. - Convicted m ur­ and Tampa and the Florida Supreme impress the grad school of derer Willie Darden won a stay of Court. your choice. execution from the U.S. Supreme In denying a stay earlier in the Scores play a part. And Court late last night, hours before he evening, Chief Justice Warren that’s how Stanley H. Kaplan was to die in Florida’s electric chair. Burger pointed out that the issues in can help. Darden, 52, nicknamed “the sage Darden’s appeal had been con­ The Kaplan course teaches of death row” by friends and attor­ sidered thoroughly by federal and test-taking techniques, reviews neys because he has been on state courts and that the Supreme course subjects, and increases ■ Florida’s death row longer than any Court has had five prior oppor­ the odds that you’ll do the best inm ate but one, had been condem ed tunities to study the issues in his you can do. to die at 7 a m. today, for killing a case dating back to 1977. So if you’ve been out of Lakeland furniture store owner in a The Florida Supreme Court The Observer/Paul Kramer school for a while and need a 1973 robbery that yielded 115. denied the petition by Darden’s at­ Go ahead, hit me refresher, or even if you’re fresh The stay was granted by the torney, Robert Harper, which was out of college, do what over 1 Ed Kelly and other members o f the Boxing Club attempt to talk million students have done. Supreme Court at one minute to based on the prem ise that there have interested Domers into beating-up other people during student ac­ midnight. The same court had been changes in the law that should Take Kaplan. Why take tivities night at Stepan Center last night. Approximately 100 a chance with your turned down a bid to halt the execu­ entitle his client to a new sentencing groups participated in the annual informative event. tion on a 5-4 vote. procedure. career? Upcoming campus activities were the Tommy Shaw concert, held at South African investment policy. He KAPLAN highlighted to the HPC during part the ACC last spring, will be shown, said serving on the committee was a STANLEY H. KAPLAN EDUCATIONAL CENTER LTD HPC of their meeting. Lyons Hall Presi­ Lytle said. big step in having more student in­ The woiid’s leading dent Joanie Cahill informed the “Cold Drinks” will provide live volvement in University decisions. test prep organization. continued from page 1 group that Lyons will be hosting a entertainment on Green Field after SOUTH BEND AREA stressed that the halls were not re­ charity volleyball tournament this the broadcast. Dettling also offered to speak to Stanley H. Kaplan Ed. Ctr. quired to reimburse Dillon, but Saturday. Student government cabinet any group which is interested in 1717 E. South Bend Ave. could if they wanted to. Howard Any team of six Notre Dame or member John Dettling said he and learning more about the turmoil in South Bend, Indiana 46637 Saint Mary’s students are welcome two other student government South Africa. Students here may agreed the concert was a campus (219)2724135 event and that it especially benefited to enter, according to Cahill. Sign­ representatives were part of a Uni­ become more involved as the the South Quad. ups will take place today and tomor­ versity Board of Trustees ad hoc problems continue in that country, Off-campus Representative Tom row at LaFortune during lunch hourcommittee dealing with the current he added. McDonald addressed the group and at both dining halls during din­ about the problems off campus resi­ ner. The *6 entry fee will benefit the dents had in obtaining football ticket Logan Center, Cahill added. applications. He said many students Bill Lytle, the HPC representative did not receive the information in to the Undergraduate Club, time and ' were not told the reminded presidents that the club procedure to follow in order to get will get into action this Saturday the application before tickets were night for a non-alcoholic event at distributed. Senior Bar. The MTV broadcast of

Dance Class Accompanist Needed Fox Ballet and Modem, Possibly Jazz Classes Held at St. Mary’s Please Call If Interested Indi Dieckgrase Dance Faculty

28 4 -4 6 4 3 2 8 4 -4 6 4 0

Professional-Level PnwrUVfCI rr_____

THF LEADING EDGE MODEL D PERSONAL C O M P U T E R

Get to the answers faster. With theTl'55'II. W hat you need to tackle to perform complex calcula­ the TI-55-1I even simpler, the higher mathematics of a tions - like definite integrals, and shows you how to use all science or engineering cur­ linear regression and hyper- the power of the calculator. riculum are more functions -holics - at the touch of a Get to the answersi 1 faster.clMv I. more functions than a simple button. And it can also he Let a TI-55-11 The lea d n g Edge ModeT'D" Personal Computer slide-rule calculator has. programmed to do repetitive show you how. Enter the TI-55-II, with problems without re-entering * FuH IBM CompatfcHty. $1895. Complete. 112 powerful functions. You the entire formula. T e x a s Included is th e Calculator The L eading Edge M odel D PC co m es with 256K RAM. two 320K floppy disk drives, a high can work faster and more In s t r u m e n t s resolution monochrome monitor, built-in graphics, built In color, and a price that can’t accurately with the TI-55-II, Decision-Making Sourcebook. Creating useful products b e b e a t For a lim ited tim e all ND/SMC students, staff, a n d faculty c a n bring In their because it’s preprogrammed It makes the process of using University ID s and purchase a Leading Edge Model D, the Leading Edge Wordprocessor, and services for you. and a Brother letter quality printer for lust *1895 complete. Add only 550 lor the Leading Edge Spelling C hecker. For m ore Information co n tact: 19 1985 71

compute# 401 N. Michigan /pecicili/t/ South Bend, IN 46601 234-5002 The Observer Wednesday, September 4, 1985 - page 5

PHOTOGRAPHERS

The Observer Photo Staff i Needs YOU U * *Many paid positions available *B&W darkroom exp. crucial *Own equipment necessary Pick up an application and job description at the Observer office, 3rd floor LaFortune Finally over Residents of the Gulf Coast began cleaning uphouses along Indian Rock Beach, Fla., were among yesterday in the wake of Hurricane Elena. These the "damaged" properties. ft-is>,>SSS$SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Univmity of Notro Damn Foreign Black students in South Africa riot Study against white rule; mine strike ends Programs Associated Press tear gas to drive strikers away from a race laws that guarantee supremacy heavily guarded dormitory block, to the white minority. JOHANNESBURG, South Africa - where management said 1,400 A black man was shot to death yes­ Students abandoned black schools miners who wanted to work took terday in the black Eastern Cape near Johannesburg and rioted shelter. township of Duncan Village, near around Cape Town yesterday, one In announcing the suspension, the East London, when police fired on a Freshman & Sophomores year after bloody rent protests set off union said it was seeking a court in­ crowd during a gasoline bomb at­ a tide of violence against white rule junction to stop management from tack on a police vehicle, national GENERAL INFORMATION SESSION that has cost more than 650 lives. sending dismissed miners back to police headquarters in Pretoria Police and troops sealed off eight impoverished black homelands. It reported. WHEN: Wednesday, September 4 black townships, including the two said Marievale already had sent 300 It also said students demonstrat­ in which the rent protests began miners home. There was no im­ ing at the University of the North, in WHERE: llayes-Hcaly Auditorium Room 122 Sept. 3, 1984. mediate comment from the mine the Lebowa tribal homeland, went The black National Union of management. "on the rampage.” One student was TIME: 6:30 p.m. Mineworkers said last night it had The eight sealed townships in­ seriously wounded and five were ar­ “suspended” a two day old pay cluded Sharpeville and Sebokeng, rested, the report said. Followed by strike against selected gold and coal near the industrial white towns of In the huge black city of Soweto, mines after a gold mine fired 5,000 Vereeneging and Vanderbijl Park, 30 which houses 1.5 million people INDIVIDUAL INFORMATION SESSIONS of its 7,000 workers. miles south of Johannesburg. outside Johannesburg, thousands of Gold Fields of South Africa said There had been rioting incidents high school students left classes and i\anm Mexico City. Mexico earlier that it was “processing” the in August, but it was the Sept. 3 roamed the streets. Residents said workers dismissed from its protest of rent hikes that marked the the anniversary walkout spread "tok^O, Japan ^nnc

Associated Press Black September. She threatened to her in the swimming pool. We’re “fill Athens with bombs” unless lucky to be alive. There was blood GLYFADA, G reece - A man lobbed Greece frees a jailed Palestinian gun­ everywhere." grenades over a hotel hedge into a man who allegedly admitted plan­ The explosions blew out win­ poolside party of British tourists yes­ning to kill the Jordanian dows in the adjoining dining room at terday, w ounding 19 f>eople, police ambassador. the Glyfada, which is in the seaside and witnesses reported. The as­ Black September is named for Sep­ suburb of that name and is among sailant escaped. tember 1970, when King Hussein’s more than a dozen hotels strung A spokesman for the Voula Red army drove Palestinian guerrillas along the main highway to Athens Cross Hospital said seven of the out of Jordan. Airport. wounded, including a 28 year-old Witnesses said a dark complected The Palestinian, identified as woman who was pregnant, were man hurled two grenades into the Salameh Haten Samir, 26, was ar­ kept overnight and were in stable crowd at the Hotel Glyfada pool and rested Friday near the Jordanian Em­ condition. The others were released was picked up by a waiting car. bassy. He was charged yesterday after treatment for cuts and “We were having a party around with illegal possession of an puncture wounds caused by flying the swimming pool when someone automatic weapon and a hand glass or shrapnel. threw two or three round objects grenade. A woman called several daily over the hedge,” said Michael Har­ Police sources said Samir ad­ newspapers claiming responsibility ding, 40, of Horsham, England. “One mitted that he intended to assas­ What makes in the name of the terrorist groupwent off among the crowd and anot­ sinate the ambassador. Wednesday worth it? Our $5.49 Call us: Timothy Leary: 277-2151 Wednesday 1835 South Bend Ave. Plaza 23 Center 23 gears ago. as a Harvard special. South Bend Call DOMINO’S PIZZA" to get our Wednesday special psgchologist. he taught a graduate —a 12-inch, single topping pizza for just$5.49. It's a great way to enjoy a hot, seminar on Creating Your Dron Realitg custom-made pizza and O fA f save money. And Domino’s Pizza Optional Text: LSD. In eight dags, Delivers" Free. In 30 min­ Our drivers carry less than $20.00 No coupon necessary. Just request the Wednesday spe­ utes or less, or you get $3 cial. Lim ited delivery a rea.

D oonesbury Garry Trudeau

..A N D M Y OFFHAND, I'D TODAY, THE CRUSH IS O N . SO YOU AVAILABLE?HEY, YOU BELIEVE ME, WIFE u r n s S AY YOU'RE ALLTHEYUPSWANT/N, D 0N T THINK EVERTRIED TO FORCE UH.. IT CAN TAKE Quote of the day TO BE NEAR TALKING EAST E BUT THE AREA'S STILL THERE'S A N ELDERLY JEWISH NO. MONTHS! MEAN­ j THE GALLER­ VILLAGE. TWO INFESTED WITH OLD NEIGH­ ANYTHING OR BLACK COUPLE WHILE, YOU GOTTA IE S IN S0H0. YEARS AG O, BORHOOD TYPES WHO JU ST AVAILABLE? OUT OF THEIR. FIND ANOTHER NO PROBLEM. WONTBUDGE' APARTMENT? PLACE TO LIV E ' “Nothing great was ever achieved without en­ thusiasm .”

Ralph Waldo Emerson ( 1803-1882) Circles

= The Observer Editorial Board Operations Board Editor-in-Chief...... Sarah E. Hamilton Business Manager David Stephenitch P.O. Box 0, Notre Dame, IN 46556 (219) 239-5303 Managing Editor...... Amy Stephan Controller...... William J. Highducheck News Editor...... Keith Harrison Jr Advertising Manager...... Jim Hagan The Observer is the independent newspaper published by the students of the University of News Editor...... Dan McCullough Systems Manager...... Mark B. Johnson Notre Dame du Lac and Saint Mary's College. It does not necessarily reflect the policies of the Saint Mary's Executive Editor...... Theresa Guarino Production Manager...... John A. Mennell administration of either institution. The news is reported as accurately and objectively as pos­ Sports Editor...... Jeff Blumb sible. Unsigned editorials represent the opinion of a majority of the Editorial Board. Commen­ Apcgnt Editor...... Mary Healy taries, letters and the Inside Column present the views of their authors. Column space is Viewpoint Editor...... Joe Murphy available to all members of the community and the free expression of varying opinions on Photography Editor...... Peter C. Laches campus, through letters, is encouraged. Copy Chief...... Frank Lipo Founded November 3,1966 Accent Wednesday, September 4, 1985 - page 7 A freshman’s wide-eyed view of Notre Dame

the door smirks and takes it away Kris Murphy from you. You don’t understand this until a junior tells you that those features writer apples have been there a long time and they are an institution, sort of S aturday, August 24. You Parting with your parents is a bad like the Holy Cross cabin. In fact, strike out from hometown U.S.A. scene. Mom cries a lot and twists those apples have been there since with a station wagon full of all the your arm until it’s blue. Dad pats that cabin was built. That explains necessities of college life (stereo, you on the back and says nice why they were so soft. You decide refrigerator, beer posters, maybe things like "Don’t screw up" and that maybe the upperclassmen are two or three pencils). You are “Don’t call too often, we re not right about the food. accompanied by your parents who made of money ” When they finally That night you go to Saint Mary’s alternately look proud and worried. leave you get to meet your for the first time. The nice lady at Your destination. THE UNIVERSITY roommates. They come from places the front desk says that you cannot OF NOTRE DAME (trum pets sound, like Massachusetts and Los Angeles. go upstairs yet unless you are dancing girls appear). After hours You like your roomies but other related to one of the girls. You on the highway, during which your people are not so lucky. They say !s proceed to explain how you and parents have offered enough advice "My roomie is a geek and he doesn’t your four cousins have travelled to straighten out Jack the Ripper, use deodorant.” That night you many miles to see your dear sister you see THE DOME. You feel meet your RA. He says things like “I and the nice lady lets you go up. On proud, inspired, ready to start a new shouldn’t be telling you this b u t.. the stairs you meet other cousins chapter in your life. You d o n ’t feel and “I didn't say that! ” You go to and brothers. You also meet nep­ so proud when you can't find a bed smelling ethanol and thinking hews and second cousins. Saint parking space and you realize that about your dinner. This means < / Mary’s is just like one big family you forgot to pack underwear." something too but you can’t figure i a reunion. The guys in your hall are very this one out either. 1 helpful. Itiey shake your hand and You wake with the worst breath ; 1 I\ ------1r. You like Saint Mary’s because the help you unpack your car. If you of the day. Minty fresh Scope takes .....ill' j girls are cute and they get excited live in Grace or Planner they take care of that and you’re off to ••1 when you come over because you you to an air conditioned room orientation. You go to Mass and are now a domer. A domer. You with cable television hookups. If meet a cute girl. This is probably have worked hard and waited a long you live in an older hall they take illegal or something but you get her time to become one. This feeling you to something quite different. It phone number anyway. On the way might not last very long, though. resem bles a room in shape and home from the ACC you and your When you are an upperclassman structure but it is smaller. Much roomies get lost. The campus did you will complain about everyth­ smaller How m uch sm aller is it? It not look this big on the back of the ing: the food, the snow, the football is so small that the cockroach on Notre Dame folder that you bought team, and the administration. You the windowsill is blocking all the at the bookstore. You meet other ‘ AMflc m i n otr might even forget what made you light. There arc large holes in the packs of roving freshmen. They are want to be here so badly. You might walls too. Later you will be told not lost too. You can tell because they find your hall. You make a pact with You enjoy the food at dinner. forget the mystique that is such a to stick any tacks in the walls be­ whisper to each other a lot and your roomies to never get lost This is probably a mistake because part of this place. But for now you cause you might crack the plaster their heads go around and around again. Ten minutes later you are most of the upperclassmen are are a freshman. You say things like and then there would he holes in on their necks. You talk to them but forced to ask directions to the eating Lucky Charms and Captain “Gee, what’s that smell?" and the walls. This means something they won’t admit to being lost. You bathroom because it’s not where Crunch. You try to take an apple “Gosh, is that really Allen Pinkett? ” but you're not sure what. won't either. After 45 minutes you you thought it was. back to the dorm but a woman at Savor the moment while it is new. Yankovic enjoying life in the weird lane

plants are dead and nobody’s fed the dog in months ’ Mary H ealy Weird Al contends he has no features editor problem thinking up his master­ pieces. “Because of my twisted e jams rock n’ roll tunes on an perfected his warped style throug­ mind I listen to songs and think up H accordion. He graces the video hout college. With the hit "Another ways to reword them, ” he said. In music stage alternately as a warped One Rides the Bus ” (from Queen's order to make the parody sound as Madonna, a witless Huey Lewis or a "Another One Bites the Dust") his close as possible to the original, he demented Michael Jackson. And his career took off. But his degree in and his producer “take time and purpose in life? “To slam a stapler architecture has not gone to waste. care, just listening to it and figuring against the forehead of American "I use it every day ... as a book­ out what they did.” Sometimes the pop culture." mark," he boasts. track is sped up or the key changed Weird Al Yankovic is stapling If his career had gone in that because "I can’t sing nearly as high away, as he systematically mangles direction, he said, he would now be as Michael Jackson or Madonna,” he hit after hit into parodies as weird designing “big, accordion shaped said. as rock has ever seen His efforts buildings ” Yankovic’s most recent send have turned Into hits in their own Now 25 and unmarried, ups poke fun at Madonna (“Like a right, and few rock stars worth their Yankovic said he is enjoying fame salt have been spared Yankovic is and the experience of playing live, Surgeon” ), Huey I,cwis ("I Want a coming to Notre Dame tonight, for but that there are not nearly New Duck” ), and Cyndi Lauper a stop on the national tour to sup­ enough women screaming all over (“GirlsJust Want to Have Lunch”). port his latest album, Dare to Be him. He has also written some of his own Stupid. Despite his success, Yankovic’s songs for his albums. One song, In an interview with an Observer plans for the future are rather “One More Minute,” expresses a reporter, Weird Al explained how fond farewell from a lover who’s he turned out the way he is now bitter but honest (“I’d rather spend after an inauspicious beginning as eternity eating shards of broken an architecture student at California Yankovic said he glass, than spend one more minute Polytechnic in San Luis Obispo. with you"). “I cat too much broccoli; it warps is enjoying fame and Past hits have included “Eat It" my brain," said Al, expressing his from Michael Jackson's “Beat It, ” “I condolences for those Notre Dame the experience of Lost on Jeopardy," spoofing Greg and Saint Mary’s students who playing live, but Kihn, and “It’s Still Billy Joel to Me." consume it in the dining halls. Yankovic also has done four hour Actually, Yankovic’s career that there are not com edy specials on MTV and is began as a child, when he learned to nearly enough soon coming out with his autobiog­ play the accordion and began sen­ raphy, “The Authorized Al.” He ding in song parodies to the Dr. women screaming recently finished The Compleat Al, Dcmcnto show. "When you play a long form video that will be sold the accordion it really does someth­ over him. for home use in September. ing to your emotional stability, ” Weird Al will be performing said AL But Dr. Dcmcnto didn’t (cavorting?) at Stepan Center mind, as "My Bologna," a parody of limited. "I thought I’d go home and tonight at 8 p.m. Tickets, at *3.50 the Knack's "My Sharona," became take a shower, then maybe get for students and *7 general admis­ an instant hit. dressed, ” he confided. Actually, he sion, are still available at the ACC After graduating at 16 as valedic­ will he on tour until October and in Box Office or at the Student Record Weird Al gets a bit carried away with his cutups. torian of his high school, Weird Al his Los Angeles hom e, "All my Store in LaFortune. Sports Briefs Wednesday, September 4, 1985 - page 8 The ND Squash Club will be meeting tom orrow at Conners and 6:30 p.m. in the Little Theatre in LaFortune. Anyone who is in­ terested may attend. Both hardball and softball players are welcome. Senior forward Ken Barlow yesterday was For more information, call William Mapother at 283-3451.The - O b­ Evert Lloyd named captain of the Notre Dame basketball team for the 1985-86 server season. The Irish will begin play against St. Joseph’s (Ind. Jon Nov. 22 at the ACC. - The Observer advance in

200 Michigan football tickets wiii be offered U.S. Open for sale to Notre Dame and Saint Mary’s students this week. Anyone win be meeting The ND/SMC Sailing Club who is interested may sign up for a lottery on Friday between 1 p.m. Associated Press tonight at 6:30 p.m. on the St. Joseph’s Lake dock. Anyone who is and 4:30 p.m. at the OBUD desk on the first floor of LaFortune. Lot­ interested may attend. - The Observer tery winners will be posted on Sunday, and each winner will be NEW YORK - Jimmy Connors and allowed to purchase one or two tickets.The - Observer Chris Evert Lloyd, the two win ningest players in U.S. Open history, kept alive their title hopes yesterday with hard fought victories. The ND Women s Cross country ciub wiii be A putt-putt golf tournam ent win be held by Lloyd, the No. 1 seed w ho is meeting for practice today and everyday at 4:30 p.m. at the main NVA on Sunday from 7 p.m. to 9 p.m. Teams of two players must seeking her seventh women’s circle. Anyone who is interested may attend. For more information, register at the NVA office by tom orrow Transportation . to the putt- singles title here, reached the semi­ call Mary Beth at 277-1983, Julia at 283-2720, Nancy at 283-4222 or putt course in Mishawaka will be provided by NVA, and there will be finals for the 15th consecutive year Kathleen at 283-3873. - The Observer a *4 charge per team. - The Observer by disposing of tenacious Claudia Kohde Kilsch of West Germany 6-3, 6-3. Lloyd’s next foe will be third- The Notre Dame soccer team lost the second seeded Hana Mandlikova of Czec­ The ND Windsurfing Club wiii be giving free game of its season yesterday at George Mason, 4-2. Freshmen John hoslovakia, who edged No. 7 Helena lessons for new members today at 4 p.m. on St. Joseph’s Beach. Guignon and Joe Sternberg each had second-half goals, but the Irish Sukova of Czechoslovakia 7-6, 7-4,7- Anyone interested in force 4 wind and wave jumping is asked to could not recover from a 2-0 halftipie deficit. DetaUs on the game, as 5. attend. - The Observer weU as last Sunday’s loss at Virginia, will appear in tomorrow’s paper Connors, going for his sixth men’s - The Observer crown, having won last in 1983, stopped Stefan Edberg of Sweden, the No. 11 seed, 6-4, 3-6,6-3,6 4 in a The ND Women’s Softball ciub win have a A scuba-divmg course is being offered by NVA. m atch that was m uch closer than the meeting for all new and returning fastpitch players today at 5 p.m. in Anyone who is interested should attend an information meeting scores indicated. room 409 Farley. Anyone who is unable to attend should call Marilu today at 6 p.m. in room 219 of the Rockne Memorial Building. The- Connors will face Switzerland’s at 283-4189. - The Observer Observer Heinz Gunthardt in their quarter­ final match. The other quarterfinal pairing in the bottom half of the draw will pit No. 7 Yannick Noah of The ND/SMC Gymnastics Club wiii begin A light exerClSe class is being offered by NVA every France against the winner of last practice tom orrow at 4 p.m. at the Angela Athletic Facility. - The Tuesday and Thursday at 5:10 p.m. in ACC Gym 4, beginning night’s match between second- Observer tom orrow afternoon. -The Observer seeded Ivan Lendl of Czechoslovakia and teen-ager Jaime Yzaga of Peru.

The Observer Notre Dame office, located on the third floor of l.alortune Student Center, accepts classified advertising from V am until 4 p in.. Xlondax through Friday The Observer Saint Mary's office, located on the third floor of Maggar College Center, accepts classifieds from 12. 50 p in until 4 p.m., Mon­ day though Friday Deadline for next day classifieds is 4 p.m. All classifieds must he prepaid, either in person or b\ mail ( barge is 10 cents per five charac Classifieds ters per day. ______

FOUND: Gold chain bracelet outside BP. ATTENTION: NOTRE DAME AND HOLY HELP! HELP! desperately need one or AUDITIONS SHENANIGANS AUDI­ IRISH GARDENS Call Mary at 1367. CROSS STUDENTS POSITONS two tickets to MSU gam e cost no issue! TIONS SHENANIGANS AUDITIONS IRISH GARDENS IRISH GARDENS NOTICES OPENED MONDAY, WEDNESDAY, Call D a v e a t 2 0 4 8 SHENANIGANS Notre Dame's Singing Yes! We are open for business! LOST!!! 3 KEYS ON COIN PURSE AND FRIDAYS 11AM TO 130 PM. and Dancing Ensemble is looking for fun Come in and buy a flower for a friend CHAIN. ITS BLACK AND RELATIVELY APPLY IMMEDIATELY AT ST. MARY'S I have Michigan and Mich. St. tickets. Best a n d ta le n te d individuals to fill th e following We are located in the basement of La $10-$360 Weekly/Up Mailing Circulars! NORMAL LOOKING. PULL EASE FIND DINING HALL EOE. offer. Call Eric 1527 positions: Singers, Dancers, Technician, F o rtu n e No boeees/quotaa! Sincerely intereeted IT FOR ME!! CALL PAULA AT 3570 IF Photographer, Pianist, Bass Guitarist, IN­ BUT we do have a new door, so come in rush setf-addressed envelope: Dept. AM- FOUND. ND Prof. seeks responsible student to I need 2 and/or 4 G A s for Michigan State FORMATION MEETING Thursday. Sept. through the Huddle 7CEG, PO Box 830. Woodstock, IL help with housework, errands one fuM or as soon as possible. Call Mike at 1806 5, 7:00pm Satellite Room, 2nd Floor Were looking forward to seeing you 6 0 0 6 6 FOUD: WATCH in Planner. Call 1068 and two half days a week. 3 blocks from OShag AUDITIONS Monday. Sept 9, again!! d e s c rib e it. campus. $25.00. Ext. 7659 or 5212. Need two tix to Army gam e for fdka Wil­ 6:00 - ? Tour plans include Boston, Remember we are your ONE-STOP- TYPING AVAILABLE ling to pay good money. Call 1560. Chicago. Pittsburgh, Atlanta, San Diego FLOWER-SHOP!' 2 8 7 -4 0 6 2 LOST- gold Tissot watch with brown band MODELS WANTED: ND-SMC STU­ AUDITIONS SHENANIGANS AUDI­ IRISH GARDENS IRISH GARDENS (broken). If found, call 1326 so I can get to DENTS NEEDED FOR WOMEN S FAS­ NEED MSU TICKET BAD CALL ANDY TIONS SHENANIGANS AUDITIONS IRISH GARDENS class on time. HION PHOTOGRAPHY. SIZE 8-10. DAY 2 7 2 -6 7 8 3 SHENANIGANS SHENANIGANS AUDI­ TYPING CALL CHRIS 234-8667 RATE fl EXPENSES 232-4944 FOR TIONS SHENANIGANS AUDITIONS LOST; black tape case with collection of APPT. SHENANIGANS AUDITIONS Thanks St. Jude!!!! SAVE $$$ ON YOUR TEXTS!! USED cassettes and a radio adaptor. If found, CLASS BOOKS BOUGHT AND SOLD. 2 mich. state tix. Best offer, beax arts call Kathy at 283-3690. BAHAMAS! Two tickets at savings. Call ... as my hand moved toward the control PRESENT THIS AD AND RECEIVE AN p o s te r w a n te d . M ike 3 3 8 0 4033 or 4055 ND. A chance you shouldn't button, he touched me more than once EXTRA $5 OFF OF $50 PURCHASE. BABYSITTER WANTED for professor s KEYS AND SMC I D. LOST - ST. LOUIS p a s s up!! THE FEVER - alive again in 85! PANDORAS BOOKS 937 SO BEND two young children. Occasional after­ Need 4 GAS FOR ARMY GAME!! STREET AREA IF FOUND PLEASE AVE. 233-2342 noons, evenings and weekends. Ten PLEASE CALL 272.-4540 CALL 284-4021 minute drive from cam pus. Call 288-6428 thanks for the help last spring St Jude Word processing Call Dolores 277-6045 Loving m o th er will b ab y sit in h e r h o m e ev e n in g s $$$NEED AT LEAST 2 MSU TIX. MUST DOC PIERCE'S is accepting applications just north of cam pus. 277-2484. KNOW BY FRI NITE. CALL LYNN 283- for part-time food server. Must be 21. Ex­ 4121 perience in food or liquor service helpful. GAY? LESBIAN? OR JUST LIBERAL Apply in person 3-5 p.m. 120 N. Main, AND OPENMINDED? If you are in­ FOR RENT Will pay your next sem ester's book bill (or Jeff Herman-How was your summer? M ishaw aka. terested in being a part of ALTERNATIVE FOR SALE name your price) for 4 Or 5U 8 C G .A .a. Y o u 're in th e s a m e c o re c o u r s e s a s o n e of LIFESTYLES Write to: P.O. Box 57 Notre Call 4 1 1 2 . my best friends. He said you hardly ever APARTMENT FOR RENT P E R F E C T WARNING: IF YOU RECEIVE A CALL D am e. IN 4 6 5 5 6 say anything. He also said that you're FROM ED GAUSMAN OR GRACE 215 FOR GRAD. STUDENT. 1-1/2 TYPEWRITER: small portable electronic. fairly intelligent, which I already knew. BEDROOM, ALL UTILITIES, STOVE Call 5435 days;256-1312 eve. AND YOU HAVEN'T MET ME THEN HAIRCUTS 3.50-REFERENCES- CALL DESPERATELY NEED MICHIGAN Love, Your Secret Admirer. AND REFRIG. FURNISHED. EASY YOU AND I ARE HAVING A JOKE BILL X 4100 STATE TIX FOR LITTLE SIS. URGENT! WALKING DISTANCE TO CAMPUS. 62 VALIANT, REBUILT ENGINE. CALIF PLAYED ON US. I DO NOT HAVE YOUR IF I DON'T GET THESE MY PARENTS Does anyone have the books ONE YEAR'S LEASE. NO PETS OR CAR-SOLID BODY, STEEL RADIALS MAIL. S O LAUGH AT THEM BUT DON T Ride needed to University of Missouri, WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME! TRADE UNDERSTANDING GENETICS 3RD ED CHILDREN. $275/MONTH. $200 MANY NEW PARTS, $750 OR BEST OF­ BELIEVE IT Columbia or St. Louis on 9-27; return, 9- FOR OTHER HOME GAMES OR MANY or LAW AMONG NATIONS: AN INTRO­ DAMAGE DEPOSIT. REFERENCES 29. Call 2661. late nights. FER, 287-7400 OR 239-6226 DUCTION TO PU1UC INTERNA­ $$$. CALL JOHN ] 1158. PLEASE HELP-1 NEED 3 Q.A.’S TO REQUIRED. CALL 232-1405 DAYS; 277- TIONAL LAW, 1981. a n d n o t w a n t th e m ? 0151 EVENINGS. FOR SALE 10 IN B&W TV ONE YEAR THE ARMY GAME OCT. 19 AND 9 THE DROUGHT IS NOT OVER RASTA NEED 4 TICKETS TO U.S.C, 2 TICKETS I will pay you to take them off your hands. O LD 3 2 4 0 G A S TO MSU OR MISSISSIPPI. IF RALLY AGAINST STARVATION MEETS TO MISS. AND 1 TICKET TO MICH. ST.. Call Mary at 1367. Private entrance, two room furnished, YOU CAN HELP, CALL MEL AT 3433. TONIGHT 6:30 PM-1st FLOOR LA DESPERATE!!! CALL COLLECT (914) utilities paid. Call mornings 288-0955. FORTUNE FOR SALE: 2 matching bedspreads $50 338-1120. ASK FOR JIM OR SALLY. Seniors!Seniors!Seniors! Ice Cream So- 2 6 0 0 Therese. Congratulations on making the EFF.APT dose to cial:Only 25cents;Thursday, Fieldhouse NEED 2 0 R 4 MICH S T G A s Will P ay $ $ soccer team! I know you are but what am campus.Kitchen,bath,walk in d.234-6647 STEREO EQUIPMENT!! Mall 7pm.Be There!Only 2 Scents! Call Jim 2 8 3 -3 5 2 7 I? The road back from SMC is too long Discount Prices, Over 50 Major Brands, and too lonely. Let's have a good year. LOST/FOUND senior advisory council meeting 6pm Full Warrantee, VISA/MASTER. Call K eeb ter Hayes-Healy Aud. Tonight Sept.4;All S C O T T : 2 8 3 -2 0 6 8 DESPERATELY NEED THREE TICK­ Seniors Welcome! ETS TO THE MICHIGAN STATE GAME!! Burning down the house in N. Quad Mon. LOST: L.L.Bean blue book bag from 2 8 4 -4 0 9 9 night-the "Night Lites." outside the ND bookstore on 8/27 con­ WANTED FOR SALE. ONE WAY TICKET TO LI SENIORS! Take your Prof. to tents were black checkbook,Ti 35 cal­ Lunch iSenior/Faculty Lunchfriday MACGARTHER AIRPT., GOOD UNTIL NEED 1 TICKET FOR MICHIGAN VOLLEYBALL for LOGAN VOL­ culator gold Cross pen, brown notebook SEPT. 6.Alumni-Senior Club. 12 OCT., CALL 4068. STATE. 2 FOR SOUTHERN CAL, CALL LEYBALL for LOGAN VOLLEYBALL for with course schedule and course adjust­ wanted 2 gas to any home games call TOM HAT 3175 LOGAN Sign up TONITE at dinner in the ment forms, glasses in a black case,tan 2 72-3491 Thank you St. Jude for answering my dining halts - $6.00 entry fee/team Ray Ban case and other articles. summer prayers. DON'T SELL YOUR MICHIGAN STATE REWARD offered Call JEFF GRIFFIN COMPUTER RETAIL STORE NEEDS TIX TO SOMEONE ELSE SELL THEM TO FOUR GORGEOUS HUNKS:MIKE, 2 8 8 -5 3 5 2 . STUDENTS, HOURS FLEXIBLE PART TICKETS YDAY, NICE PICTURES! TO ME! I'M DESPERATE. CALL BOB AT TIM, JAM MER, AND , OF C O URSE, TIME $3.35 HOUR 277-5026 ASK FOR 1248. THANX. RICH; THANKS FOR SHOWING US ORTHODONTIC RETAINER found 8/28 RAY I'VE GOT SOMETHING EVERYBODY WILLING TO TRADE LSU, MISS. ARMY HOW EXCITING A SUNDAY NIGHT in Admin Bidg. If it fits you it's yours. Call WANTS! 4 TIX TO SEE THE BOSS AT NAVY FOR MSU. CALL SCOTT 1924. CAN BE. LOVE, THE "WOMEN". Brian 239-5772 to claim. DESPERATE! I NEED 10 GAS FOR INDY SEPT. 6. MAKE ME AN OFFER I CAN'T R E F U S E ... CALL LARRY AT 4134 Need ride to TERRE HAUTE an y NAVY GAME! $$$ PLEASE CALL JULIE KEYS AND SMC ID LOST - ST. LOUIS REWARD-REWARD-REWARD- weekends or break. Call Tom x1545 I DESPERATELY NEED 4 MICHIGAN 2 8 4 -4 3 1 7 . STREET AREA IF FOUND PLEASE LOST AMETHYST and GOLD BEADED nights. STATE TICKETS - WILLING TO CALL 284-4021 BRACELET GREAT SENTIMENTAL ZIMM(PAL), JAMIE, PETER(BUD), NEGOTIATE ON PRICES. CALL ANN DESPERATELY NEED 3 MICHIGAN VALUE TO ME!! IF FOUND. PLEASE CHESTER. MUGGA, ZOO, POWER- DELIVERY PERSON WANTED. MUST MARIE AT 2 8 4 -4 1 5 9 . STATE TICKETS! CALL JENNY 284- SCHANNE! SCHANNE! LONG LIVE CALL QRETCHEN, AT 3299 DOG, AL- FRIDAY 5PM AUGUSTA-BE HAVE OWN CAR PART-TIME 5405! LA N G STO N AND TH E H! MAKE A THERE! FROM "GEL" AND "BABE EVENINGS. APPLY IN PERSON LIST... Pulsar watch lost in South dining haW RICCO'S OLDE HOUSE PIZZERIA, 130 NEED MICHIGAN STATE TIX BADLY! during lunch on Tuesday. If found, please DIXIE WAY NO ACROSS FROM BIG C SENIOR CLASS Great America CALL MIKE ] 2 8 8 -5 3 5 5 cal Mike at 1644. High sentimental value. LUMBER Thp,Sat.Sept.7-SPACES $R EW A R D $ PERSONALS AVAILABLEIMolor Coach Transport and To 801 South: We have HIGH ASPIRA­ PLEASE HELP! I NEED 3 G.A.'S*TO Park Entry for only $20.Bring payment to TIONS for the coming school year. Red and blue wallet, the I D. cards are im­ NEED RIDE OR RIDERS TO BUFFALO. THE ARMY GAME OCT.19 AND 9 South Dining Hall TONIGHT during din­ BEWARE!!! The Klingon hunters are on portant Please caN J A x-2060 NY LEAVING 9/6 AND RETURNING 9/8 G A S TO MSU OR MISSISSIPPI. IF Interested in Inter-Varsity Christian Fel­ ner hours or call 239-5136 or Mark at th e lo o se, a n d w e will find you ... w h e th e r it CALL ANNIE AT 4 0 1 2 YOU CAN HELP, PLEASE CALL MEL lowship? Call Sheila 1985, Kevin 1883 3 6 6 9 be by bicycle, or by MG!!!! Signed: Amy, LOST Old brown docks!ders at Dunes on AT 3 4 3 3 . Jennifer, and Suzanne P S. Hey Denny, Saturday Golf dub at Burke G.C. : Haig- Need ride or riders to Illinois State Univer­ OAR HOUSE: COLD BEER & LIQUOR. Anne Marie, What did you say? Go jump where is everyone? They're out of their Ultra Sand W edge on 18th hole $reward$ sity. Leave Friday, Sept. 5th return Sun­ Need 1 or 2 Mich St Tix. Call BIN 3515. $$ CARRY OUT TO 3 A.M. U S 31 N„ 1 in the lake without what? You know h eads!!! a t 2 3 9 7 day Sept. 7th. Call John at 2153 n o object. BLOCK SOUTH OF HOLIDAY INN. w ho... The Observer Wednesday, September 4, 1985 - page 9

HEY NOTRE DAME Soviets beat U.S. in basketball Associated Press With nine gold medals left to be hurdles, with teammate Keith Talley DARE TO BE STUPID decided on the University Games’ finishing third. KOBE, Japan - A last-second long final day, today, the Soviets led the Ramos, of Missoula, Mont., over­ ™ NXC shot gave the Soviet Union a 96-93 standings with 77 medals, including took first day leader Michael victory over the United States for the 41 golds. The United States had 61 Neugebauer of West Germany with men’s basketball title yesterday, medals, including 21 golds, and strong performances in the pole X S n' TICKETS while the Americans had their best Japan, China and Cuba each had six vault and discus. He finished with . q O ^ $7.50 GENERAL ADMISSION day in track and field, winning three golds. 8.071 points to 7,971 for Valter gold medals in the World University In the last games in 1983, the $3 .50 WITH STUDENT I. D. Kyulevet of the Soviet Union. Games. Soviets had 115 medals including 59 Neugebauer ended up third with The Soviets won a total of fourgolds and the United States had 53 7,895. WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 4th, AT STEPAN CENTER golds for the day - including water medals including 12 golds. Branta, of Madison, Wisconsin, 8:00 p.m. polo, men’s epee team fencing and In another highlight on the track won the women’s 3,000 in 9 the women’s 800-meter run, but yesterday, Cuba’s Silvia Costa won minutes, 2.75 seconds, with Hayes, Japan stopped them in the men’s vol­ the women’s high jump with a Uni of Eugene, Oregon, just behind in leyball final. versiade record of 6 feet, 7 inches, 9:02.92. Angela Chalmers of Canada AVAILABLE AT THE ACC BOX OFFICE AND Down two sets to one, Japan breaking the old mark of 6-6 set by was third in 9:03.19. STUDENT RECORD STORE- LAFORTUNE recovered for a 15-8, 10-15, 12-15, Tamara Bykova of the Soviet Union In the Soviet triumph in the 15-17, 15-8 victory before a crowd in 1983. women’s 800 meters, Nadezhda of about 6,000, mostly ecstatic For the Americans, Mike Ramos’ Zvyagintse edged Romania’s Cris- Japanese rooters. won the demanding two-day, 10- tieana Cojocaru, 1 58.59 to 1 59 09 North Korea blanked Uruguay 1 -0 event decathlon, Cathy Branta and Bulgaria’s Ginka Zagorcheva won for the soccer gold, scoring on a Kathy Hayes placed 1-2 in the the women’s 100-meter hurdles in header that bounced off a women’s 3,000 meters and Cletus 12.71 seconds, with Soviet runner Uruguayan defender into the goal. Clark won the men’s 110 meter high Nadezhda Korshunova second . Top seven retain spots in AP poll Associated Press points. The Mustangs play host to tains Florida State on Saturday in a Texas El Paso on Saturday night. national television (ABC-TV) game. The nation’s top seven teams, Iowa retained the No. 4 spot with Ohio State and Nebraska were none of which has played a game this five first-place ballots and 810 points eighth and ninth in the preseason season, retained their positions yes­ while Florida, which visits Miami, rankings. terday in the first regular season As­ Fla., on Saturday night, received tw o sociated Press college football poll. firsts and 735 points. One first place The Second Ten is composed of Defending national champion vote went to sixth place Southern the same teams as the preseason poll Brigham Young jumped from 10th California, which received 715 except for Florida State, a 38-12 w in­ place to eighth after opening with a points. The Trojans visit Illinois on ner over Tulane. The Scminoles victory over Boston College. Saturday. moved from 19th place to 17th, Top-rated Oklahoma, which Seventh place Maryland, which ahead of South Carolina and Penn doesn’t get under way until Sept. 28, plays host to Penn State this State. South Carolina was the only received 27 of 60 first place votes weekend, received three first place other Top Twenty team in action and 1,049 of a possible 1,100 points ballots and 701 points. over the weekend. The Gamecocks from a nationwide panel of sports BYU, after defeating unranked crushed The Citadel 56-17. writers and sportscasters. Boston College 28-14 in the Kickoff Auburn, which entertains South­ Classic, received three first place The Second Ten consists of Il­ western Louisiana- on Saturday, votes and 691 points. linois, Washington, LSU, Notre received 10 first-place votes and Rounding out the Top Ten are Dame, Arkansas, Oklahoma State, 948 points, followed by Southern Ohio State, with 645 points, and Florida State, South Carolina, Penn Methodist with two firsts and 834 Nebraska, with 640. Nebaska enter­ State and UCLA.

0 ^ Apple Computer, Inc. & University of Notre Dame announce a WELCOME BACK MAC FEST LaFortune Student Center Thursday, Sept. 5 and Friday, Sept. 6 9:00 a.m. - 5:00 p.m.

There will be Macintosh computers and a wide range of academic, curriculum, and commercial soft­ ware available to see and try. Macintosh SIJK Also available is a new "Back To College" bundle!

People from Apple Computer, Think Technologies, General Micro, System Sales Associates, a m m m E S Z ______and the Notre Dame Computing Center will be on hand to answer questions and generally create a lot of excitement.

Stop in to see what’s new for Macintosh! This ad was created using Mac Draw and the Apple LaserWriter LaserPrinter The Observer Wednesday, September 4, 1985 - page 10 Gary Carter hits three home runs Baseball Standings

to lead New York over San Diego NATIONAL LEAGUE AMERICAN LEAGUE E s s t E a st Associated Press single and eventually scored on W L P e t. GB W L P e t. S t. Louis 79 5 0 .612 To ro n to 82 4 9 .626 Puckett’s sacrifice fly. Astros 8, Cubs 7 N ew York 78 5 2 .600 1.5 N ew York 78 52 .600 3 .5 SAN DIEGO - Gary Carter hit Steve Howe, 2-3, the fourth Twins M ontreal 71 59 .546 8 .5 D etroit 71 60 .542 11 Philadelphia B altim ore three home runs and drove in six pitcher, pitched 3 2/3 hitless in­ 64 66 4 9 2 15.5 68 61 .527 13 CHICAGO Pinch b atter Bill C h ic ag o 6 3 67 .485 16.5 B o sto n 63 68 .481 19 runs through the first five innings nings for the victory. Doran’s suicide squeeze bunt in the P ittsb u rg h 41 88 .318 38 M ilw aukee 59 70 .457 22 last night in helping the New York W est C le v elan d 47 84 .359 3 5 10th inning scored Denny Walling Los Angeles 75 53 .586 W est Mets take a 7-0 lead over the San Cardinals 6, Reds 4 from third base Tuesday to lead the C incinnati 69 61 .531 7 C alifornia 74 58 .561 Diego Padres. S a n D iego 69 61 .531 7 Kansas City 71 58 .550 1.5 Houston Astros to an 8-7 victory H o u sto n O ak lan d Carter hit a two run homer in the 62 68 .477 14 68 64 .5 1 5 6 ST. Louis - Pinch hitter Brian Har­ over the Chicago Cubs. A tlanta 56 74 .431 20 C h ic ag o 64 66 49 2 9 M in n eso ta first inning off Dave Dravecky and per’s two-run, two out double San Francisco 51 7 9 .392 25 60 70 .462 13 Mark Bailey opened the 10th with S e a ttle connected for a solo shot off snapped a seventh inning tie last 60 72 .455 14 a single off George Frazier, 7-6, but T e x a s 4 9 82 .374 Dravecky in the fourth. night and led the St. Louis Cardinals was forced at second by Walling. In the fifth inning, Tom Paciorek past the Cincinnati Reds. Yesterday's Results Yesterday’s Results Burt Pena singled to left to send Wal­ Houston 8, Chicago 7 ,10inngs. Detroit 14, California 8 and Keith Hernandez singled with The victory, only the second in six ling to third. Philadelphia 4, San Francisco 3 ,13 inng Oakland 3, Baltimore 2 one out off Dravecky. Carter then hit games for the Cardinals, kept them Reliever Dave Smith, 8-5, was the Atlanta 2, Pittsburgh 0 K ansas City 3. Chicago 2 St. Louis 6, Cincinnati 4 New York 6, Seattle 3 an 0-2 pitch from reliever Luis in first place in the National League winner. New York at Sasn Diego, late Boston 6, Texas 4 DeLeon into the left field seats for East. Montreal at Los Angeles, late Minnesota 4, Milwaukee 3 his third hom e run of the game and a Reds player-manager Pete Rose Braves 2, Pirates 0 7-0 lead. did not play. He needs six hits to games of American League East- It marked the second time in Tigers 14, Angels 8 break Ty Cobb’s all-time record of PITTSBURGH - Rookie Joe leading Toronto, which was idle. Carter’s career that he had hit three 4,191. Johnson combined with relievers Niekro, 14-9, extended his con­ DETROIT - Kirk Gibson hit two hom e runs in a game. C arter now has With the score 4-4, Cesar Cedeno Zane Smith and Bruce Sutter on a secutive scoreless-inning streak to home runs and two doubles and 23 homers this season. led off the bottom of the seventh five hitter last night as the Atlanta 17 before issuing bases-loaded walks drove in five runs in four at bats last Carter is the fifth player in the with a single against Tom Hume, 2-4. Braves beat the Pittsburgh Pirates 2- to Dave Henderson and Danny Tar night, powering the Detroit Tigers major leagues to homer three times 0. tabull with two outs in the eighth. past the California Angels 14-8. in a game this season. Teammate The hit made a winner of Jeff Johnson, 3-0, allowed leadoff Dave Righetti relieved Niekro. Detroit roughed up Kirk McCas- Darryl Strawberry, Baltimore’s Lahti, 3-2. singles to Joe Orsulak in the fourth Billy Swift, 4-9, took the loss. kill, 9-10, for five runs in the second Eddie Murray, Seattle’s Gorman inning and R.J. reynolds in the inning and four more in the fourth Thomas and Texas’ Larry Parrish Phillies 4, Giants 3 seventh. He left the game after Winner Dan Petry, 14-11, was fre­ have also accomplished the feat. Johnny Ray follow ed w ith a flyout to Royals 3, White Sox 2 quently in trouble but hung on for Carter also became the fifth Met SAN FRANCISCO - Ozzie Virgil the wall in the seventh. five innings. He gave up four runs on player to hit three home runs in a opened the 13th inning with his Atlanta scratched out two runs in five hits, walking four and striking game, joining Strawberry, Dave 18th home run of the season to lift the seventh. Bruce Benedict led off KANSAS CITY, Mo. - Bret Saber out one. Bob Stoddard pitched the Kingman, Claudell Washington and the surging Philadelphia Phillies to w ith a single against Jose DeLeon, 2- hagen outdueled Tom Seaver and final four innings for his first save. Jim Hickman. their sixth straight victory, a 4-3 win 16, and Milt Thompson’s single sent Hal McRae hit a two run homer last over the San Francisco Giants yester­ pinch runner Andres Thomas to night, leading the Kansas City Royals A’s 3, Orioles 2 Twins 4, Brewers 3 day. third, with Thompson taking second to a 3-2 victory over the Chicago Virgil’s game winning blast, on a on the throw. W hite Sox. BALTIMORE - Pinch hitter Steve MINNEAPOLIS - Kirby Puckett’s 2-1 pitch from Greg Minton, 3-4, Henderson singled home the sacrifice fly tied the score and pinch bounced high off the foul screen in Yankees 6, Mariners 3 Saberhagen gave up seven hits, in­ tiebreaking run in the eighth inning hitter Dave Engle delivered a run- left. cluding Harold Baines’ 16th home and Jose Rijo teamed with two scoring single as the Minnesota Rookie Dave Shipanoff, 1-0, NEW YORK - Phil Niekro won the run, a solo shot with one out in therelievers on a three hitter last night Twins scored twice in the seventh posted his first major league victory 298th game of his career, pitching ninth. Saberhagen raised his record to lead the Oakland A’s to a 3-2 vic­ inning last night to beat the Mil­ by pitching one inning and Fred seven shutout innings before to 17-5 and tied Ron Guidry of the tory over the Baltimore Orioles. waukee Brewers 4-3. Toliver worked the 13 th for his first needing relief help in the eighth New York Yankees for most vic­ Rijo held Baltimore hitless for five Engle singled home Tim Teufel, save. Tuesday night as the New York tories in the American League. innings before the Orioles scored who had reached second base on a The paid crowd of 1,632 was the Yankees beat the Seattle Mariners 6- Seaver, winless since he joined tw ice on three hits in the sixth. Steve sacrifice bunt that Danny Darwin, 7- lowest at Candlestick Park since 3. the 300-victory club on Aug. 4, su r­Ontiveros pitched a hitless eighth 16, threw away for an error. Mark 1,033 watched the Giants play the The Yankees, with their fourth rendered six hits as his season and Jay Howell worked a hitless Salas had led off the inning with a Houston Astros on Sept. 14, 1977. straight victory, moved within 3 5 record dipped to 12-10. ninth for his 24th save.

KC’s Smith will testify in drug case Football Ticket Distribution Associated Press the Chicago White Sox because of April as a Phillies caterer until being his court appearance, but hoped asked to quit after five games. PITTSBURGH - Lonnie Smith of Smith would be back in uniform No witnesses were called yester­ Sophomores and Graduate Students Today the Kansas City Royals is expected tonight. day, the opening day of the trial, as Freshmen Tomorrow to be the first witness to testify today attorneys spent most of the day and the key to the federal govern­ Mets Manager Dave Johnson said questioning 50 prospective jurors. ment’s case, in the cocaine traffick­ Hernandez, also a former Cardinal, is Twelve jurors and four alternates ing trial of Curtis Strong, a former expected to “miss a day ” because of will be chosen. Philadelphia Phillies clubhouse the Strong case. “We’re hoping it’s Strong, 38, of Philadelphia, is PATRICK F. MURPHY Donald P. Seym our caterer, The Associated Press the off day (Thursday),” Johnson charged with dealing in cocaine 16 201 - 671 -8850 2 0 1 - 8 42 -2852 learned yesterday. said. times between 1980 and 1984 on The Mets are currently playing dates when the Pirates of the Na­ “The Only DJ’s That Matter, Inc.” Smith is ex p ected to be called this the Padres in San Diego. tional League were playing in Pit­ Music F o r A l l O c c a s i o n s afternoon and Keith Hernandez of Among the other players who tsburgh. the New York Mets will be called could be called are Dave Parker of At least 12 former or current next to testify, said sources close to the Cincinnati Reds, Rod Scurry of players testified before the federal the case who requested anonymity. the Pittsburgh Pirates and Al Hol­ grand jury that indicted Strong. Smith has confessed to several land of the California Angels. It was Three of the other men indicted N o t r e D a m e years of cocaine abuse and testified reportedly on Holland’s recom­ have pleaded guilty and face jail K e e n a n Ma l i M o r r i s s e y H a l l under a grant of immunity before a mendation that Strong was hired this terms. 2 19 - 2 8 3- 3 3 8 0 /3 3 8 9 federal grand jury that indicted hWVWWWWV^WWVsf Strong and six other Pennsylvanians on drug trafficking charges in May. Smith recently told The New York ACAP ADULT CHILDREN OF ALCOHOLIC PARENTS Times that he identified his drug supplier to both the FBI and to the Pittsburgh grand jury. Smith under­ MICHIGAN TICKETS j went drug rehabilitation in 1983, Mondays 5:30-6:30 pm the year after he was a key member Counseling & Psychological Services Center of the w orld cham pion St. Louis Car­ Room 316 Sign up for lottery | dinals. Friday September 6 1:00pm to 4:30pm) “We’re going to find out if a jury Does someone significant to you have a drinking will believe the testimony of OBUD D esk ) junkies, ” said Strong’s attorney, problem? Does it affect you? Maybe we can help. Adam Renfroe, Jr., who would not Call 239-5085 I identify the “junkies.” Smith’s testimony is expected to 200 Tickets Available 2 tickets/student follow completion of the jury selec­ ID required I tion which took most of the court’s S.O.A.P time yesterday and opening remarks by Renfroe and U.S. Attorney J. Alan Students on Alcohol Problems Johnson. Meeting on Mondays at 4:00 pm. Smith is one of 10 current and ND former players identified last week Counseling & Psychological Services by Johnson in court documents as Center rm. 316 prospective witnesses in the case, Do you have some ideas about alcohol? WINNERS POSTED SUNDAY SEPT. 8 ♦ which could take more than a week Would you like to share them with other to try. AT OBUD DESK GLASS CASE I Royals spokesman Dean Vogelaar students who may also be like you? said Smith would miss the Royals’ Call 239-5085 or stop by C.&PSC.(Mon) AND AT SAB OFFICES I home game yesterday night against Today Wednesday, September 4, 1985 - page 11 Bloom County Berke Breathed The Far Side Gary Larson

"w e lco m ecom/ve, , to TINGLING WITH EXCTTEMENT, m am//v w ort-processing • w JUNIOR HACKER PAUSES TO COMPUTER FOR THE GLORIOUS CATCH M N P IN FERVENT A N T I - m e . m y newspaper o f the CtPAVON OF THROWING THE CLICK: CUCK SOVIET SOCIALIST 1 * - AW FLAGSHIP OF COMMUNIST REPUBLICS:'PRAWA'." JOURNALISM INTO A GLORKHJS STATE OF UTTER c? HtOUEPY- ® - PKrGCEPy.

Zeto Kevin Walsh

^WELCOME-TO THE "OH SOCO MR. McSPOShT AND THAT MEANS WfT 'WHAT'S 6 0 IN S ON~ NOTRE DAME CREDIT Now touonly owe: u s So t to keep half HERE? YOU GUVS. UNION.MAYI HELP YOU? JEN d o lla r s ! OF YOUR ACCOUNT ^PRE INSANE? 'lOLJE WU TWENTY DOLLARS. UNFORTUNATELY, YOU # 5 , ID L IK E T O ) TEN DOLLARS? THAI COMMENT MAKE A TWENTY WERE BORN IN MAY- JUST COST VOU 'LIE'LL CERTAINLY. THAT'S A FIFTY DOLLAR/ DOLLAR DEPOSIT, /OVEf? THE SUMMER JE/V MORE DOLLARS YOU HAD LESS TT+Wl BUSTTRf \S E V E N HUNDRED AND f i f t y dollars r u s ^ y Tarzan contemplates another entry

ACROSS 1 2 3 6 7 8 10 11 12 13 1 Short-tailed ’ s • rodent 14 i ,6 5 Ariz. Indians 1 " 10 Shellfish 17 18 ,9 14 Having wings 1 22 15 Free 20 •8:00 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. - Exhibition and Sale Study Programs, Hayes Healy Auditorium, 16 Fishing bait ■" of Art Prints, LaFortune Center Ballroom, Sponsored by Foreign Study Programs 23 17 Barely triumph " ■" Sponsored by Office of Student Activities 19 Leave out 26 27 28 29 30 32 33 •6:15 p.m. - Circle K Orientation Meeting, •8:00 - 10:00 p.m. - Ice Cream Social for 20 Country ■" Center for Social Concerns Notre Dame and Saint Mary’s sophomores, 21 Increase 34 35 36 •6:30 p.m. - Lecture, "Study Abroad,” Dr. two-fold ■37 Haggar Terrace, Sponsored by Sophomore 23 Ballerina 38 39 40 Isabel Charles, Director, Notre Dame Foreign Class costume 41 42 43 25 Base runner’s Dinner Menus ploy 44 45 47 40 26 Comic Johnson ■ 29 Thus 49 52 31 Ohio city * | Notre Dame Saint Mary’s 34 Yokel 53 54 1 57 58 59 35 Clamorous ■" Spaghetti/Spiral with Italian Meat Sauce Baked Fish 60 62 37 Unruly crowd Baked Mushroom Lasagna Cheese Enchilada 38 — up (con­ | 61 63 Broiled Haddock Almadine Beef and Bean Chimichanga fesses) 64 | Garden Salad Sandwich Broccoli Quiche 39 Shocks 66 68 40 — die I 67 1 41 “Little © 1985 Tribune Media Services, Inc. 9/4/85 Women" name 42 Brands A"Rl9h,s Reserved _ Tuesday’s Solution 43 Charles Lamb 5 Puts in seed A T L A S P 0 M P A S P S 44 Savage 6 Charged atom R 0 U S T P A H C 0 0 T 46 Knight or 7 Secure a ship 1 0 7:00 p.m. 16 Highway to Heaven M Y F A 1 R L A D Y H 0 R A 10K)0 p.m. 16 NewsCenter 16 Lewis 8 Fools 22 Billy Graham/ Southern California 22 22 Eyewitness News S S T 0 L L S (T 0 T T Y 48 Ancient 9 Certain grapes ■ R Crusade 28 Newswatch 28 kingdom 10 Overcast T R A Y D 1 0 R 28 ABC Movie Special: "Inside the Third 46 Calvary Temple 49 Ardent 11 Where boards C A S H E D P 1 C T U R E D Reich" (Part 1) 51 Makes sounds are formed? 0 G L E D C 0 C A S 0 A R 8 K)0 p.m. 16 Facts of Life 10:30 p.m. 16 Tonight Show ol reproach 12 Seed covering L E A K E A S E L L U T E 22 CBS W ednesday Night Movie: 22 U.S. Open Highlights 53 Goes back over 13 Distribute A N T I D R E D B 1 T E S "License to Kill” 28 ABC News Nlghtline 56 Legally bound 18 Pronoun S T E N C 1 L S L 1 N E N S 34 National Geographic Special: "Love 34 N ever Too Old 60 Rainbow 22 Unctuous G A T E P U C E Those Trains" 46 Everlasting Gospel 61 Mobile plant 24 Utah range S A F A R 1 A L L Y ■ A 0 K 8:30 p.m. 16 Double Trouble llKX)p.m. 22 CBS Late Movie: "Avalanche" 63 In — of 26 Enola Gay’s 46 Renewed Mind 28 Love Connection 64 Toughen by burden I R A N 0 H C A L C U T T A 9.-00 p.m. 16 St. Elsewhere 46 Praise the Lord use: var. 27 Sculler F E U 0 N E R 1 L A T 1 N 34 A Walk Through the 20th Century 11:30 p.m. 16 Late Night With David Lctterman 65 Kind ol jacket 28 Speechless T A X I S E E N E R A S E 1 w ith Bill Moyers: "Marshall, Texas; 66 Remnants 30 Woo 12:30 p.m. 16 All in the Family Marshall. Texas" 67 Painter of 32 Ancient Gr. 9/4/85 IKK) p.m. 22 N ightw atch 46 Lesea Alive dancers district 45 Birthplace of 54 Ireland 2KH) a.m. 46 Independent Network News 68 An Andrews 33 Nautical word St. Paul 55 Complacent 36 Map feature 47 John Foster — 57 Kind of DOWN 39 Chose 50 Get together particle 1 Chessm an 40 Moved up and with school 58 Novelist Uris Cigarettes aren't good for your friends. 2 Inter — down chums 59 Novelist Adopt a friend who smokes and help 'em quit AMERICAN CANCER SOCIETY 3 Argot 42 Heroic 52 Cravat Ferber today. You’ll both be glad tomorrow. 4 Judges narrative 53 Irritate 62 Bikini part

u, SINGERS DANCERS TECHNICIAN DRUMMER _ J3 ♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦♦5 Sacred Heart Parish Needs: I shenanigans S in gers Notre Dame’s l S in gin g and D an cin g E nsem ble 1 INFORMATIONAL MEETING 9:30 Mass 0 Thursday," Sept. 5 THE RISKS 7:00 pm Men and woman for our SATB Choir Satellite Room, 2nd Floor 10:45 Mass 1 O’Shag 2 Men to fill our Super Combo AUDITIONS t GREATEST Monday, Sept. 9 6:00 pm - 7 S i Be part of the action! Tour Boston, i Call Parish Office 239-7511 Chicago, Pittsburgh, San Diego, Atlanta Sports Wednesday, September 4, 1985 - page 12 College Football Predictions 1985 Chuck E™3| Freeby ^ Irish Items

Hello again, everybody! Do not clip and save this column. Read it, understand it quickly, then burn it. The contents may self-destruct before you know it. Such is the case with any article which tries to predict college football’s national champion. However, this isn’tju s t another prog­ nostication.

We’re going to follow through the process together, step-by-step, so you can see the m ethod of my madness. At the end, you’ll get your chance to make your own prediction and we’ll see if you should be writing this column (which will more than likely be the case ).

First, let’s get rid of any teams in exceptionally weak conferences and certain independents. That means you can wave goodbye to any team in the Mid American Conference, the Missouri Valley Con­ ference, the Pacific Coast Athletic Association and the Ivy League. None of those schools have come close to winning a national title since the flag had 48 stars. Secondly, the national champion won’t come from a significantly strong conference, either. Playing too many good teams week after week is bound to bring about at least one or two losses, and that’s too many. So forget about any team from the Pac-10, the SEC, and the Southwest Conference. They’ll be in contention, but they won’t win.

The Observer/File Photo What’s left for now? The Big Ten, you say? Well, remember all Although USC quarterback Sean Salisbury may for the national championship. Freeby’s seasonthose Ohio State Michigan games in the ’70s to decide who goes to have high hopes for the Trojans this season, Chuck predictions appear at right. the Rose Bowl with a shot at the national title? Ask yourself when was Freeby says that no Pac-10 team will be a contender the last time one of those teams actually won the national title. I hope you’re not in a hurry because you have to go back to 1968 to find it. The Big Ten’s hopes aren’t any brighter in 1985. That leaves the ACC, the Big Eight, and the WAC. Well, the ACC ND students take back seat has Maryland and Clemson, and that’s about it. Virginia and Georgia Tech are nice, but so are house plants. As for North Carolina, Wake Forest, N.C. State and Duke, it’s best to wait until basketball season.

to alumni for away game tix In the Big Eight, Nebraska and Oklahoma are still around, which is By PHIL WOLF those tickets will be sold to students. dents get first crack at tickets, ” the good news. Oklahoma State has hope of being a top-20 team as Assistant Sports Editor The Irish also have access to 5000 Bobinski says. “Every student that well, but isn’t in the same class. Otherwise, the rest of the Big Eight seats in each of the other stadiums wants to can go to every home game. looks like it has been struck by a tornado. On Friday afternoon between 1 the team will visit this season, but no There is absolutely no restriction on Finally, the WAC is held up by Brigham Young and Air Force. Un­ and 4, Notre Dame and Saint Mary’s tickets for any other away game will students for home games. fortunately, it’s brought down by schools like Texas El Paso and students will have the opportunity be sold to students. “With away games, we have tradi­ Colorado State. Yeah, some real powerhouses there, folks. That con­ to en ter a lottery for the right to pu r­ According to Notre Dame Ticket tionally reserved that for the alumni, ference is about as barren as the Mojave desert. chase tickets to the Irish football Manager Mike Bobinski, it has been a for them to get a shot to see the team team ’s game at Michigan on Sept. 14. common practice in recent years to near their hometown. ” In each of those situations, the conference champ only has one big This will be the only chance this allocate to the students 200 tickets For the three away games on conference game to worry about. If they win that, all they have to year for students to purchase tickets to a relatively close away game. The Notre Dame’s schedule this year that worry about is the non conference schedule. for an away game through the Uni­ remainder of the tickets for away are within reasonable traveling dis­ So, let’s look at strength of schedule. Now you can start weeding versity. games are provided for alumni. tance from South Bend, 16,000 tick­ out independents. You think Notre Dame can get through its The lottery will be held at the O m ­ The logic behind this allocation ets were allocated to the University. schedule undefeated? Yeah, right. For the same reason, you won’t budsmen desk on the first floor of process is that students have priority In addition to the 6000 tickets for see any independent topping the charts at the end of the year. LaFortune. Winners will be posted for the home games, so the alumni the Michigan game, Notre Dame also They’re all too busy beating up on one another. by the desk on Sunday. are given their shot to see the Irish has 5000 tickets each for the Purdue As far as the remaining six teams are concerned, Oklahoma plays A total of 6000 seats in Michigan’s when the team is on the road. and Penn State games. The number SMU, Texas and Miami besides Nebraska. No wonder Barry Switzer 101,701-seat stadium have been all­ “The general philosophy has al­ of alumni applications for tickets far gets arrested for drunk driving. ocated to Notre Dame, and 200 of ways been that on our campus, stu­ exceeds the number available. Bobinski says that 6224 alumni That leaves us with five teams and takes us to the next step in the applications for 12,447 tickets to process - the curse of the national magazine. When was the last time those away games were turned Sport, Sports Illustrated or The Sporting News correctly predicted down. In addition, 7941 applica­ the national champion? I don’t know, either, but they haven’t done it Golfers will perform tions, for a total of 15,882 tickets, to once in the 1980s. three home games - Michigan State, Therefore, there’s no reason to expect this perfect track record to Army and USC - w ere rejected. be broken. Maryland was picked No. 1 by Sport magazine, so you can at annual tourney With such an overwhelming feel the trap door open underneath the Terrapins. demand for tickets from Notre The next theory is the curse of the defending champion. College By ED JORDANICH wins it, the tournament still gives Dame alumni, Bobinski says that it is football is like the NBA because no champion ever repeats. Sorry Sports Writer any undergraduate on campus, unlikely that students ever will have BYU, but your national championship soon will be history. male or female, the chance to a chance for many tickets to away Another Notre Dame tradition post a good score and get games. He says that in the future it We now are left with three teams: Air Force, Clemson and continues today with the first noticed,” he said. “It is also an ex­ may be possible, however, for stu­ Nebraska. Air Force is good, but the Falcons are certainly not a na­ round of the Notre Dame Open at cellent opportunity for freshmen dents to receive up to 200 tickets for tional championship team. For Clemson . . . well, cheaters never the Burke Memorial Golf Course. to be recognized and evaluated.” two games in those seasons - such as prosper. Thus, the Irish Items pick for the national champion is Varsity golf coach and tourna­ The competitors will com­ this year’s - in which two close away (tympani roll, please) the Nebraska Cornhuskers! ment director Noel O’Sullivan plete the first two rounds of the games are scheduled. This, however, is by no means gospel. This prediction comes from says he expects 75 participants in Open around their class “The one game a year deal was the same man who said the Cubs would win the NL East and Miami this year’s tourney, one of the schedules by Saturday, playing in working out all right when we had would win the Super Bowl last year. That’s why the door is left open largest fields ever in its m ore than threesomes grouped according Purdue and Michigan State in alter­ to you, the readers. Send your picka n d the reasons for it to: Irish 40-year history. O’Sullivan also to handicap. The final two nating years,” Bobinski says, “but Items, The Observer, P.O. Box Q. We’ll take a look at them and print predicts the winner of the Open rounds, to be completed bet­ when Michigan came into the the results at the end of the year. will come from among his return­ ween Sunday and next Wednes­ picture, that kind of threw a wrench ing varsity letter winners. day, Sept. 11, will have new into the system because that was Pick of the Week... For five seasons, the Notre Dame volleyball Summer preparations by threesomes based on the players’ another relatively close away game.” program has toiled in relative obscurity, playing St. Francis and returning golfers should become 36-hole totals. The number of tickets the Univer­ IUPU-Ft. Wayne. Those days are over. apparent in the 72-hole stroke The eight day tournament sity is granted by its opponents The curtain rises on the 1985 volleyball season Friday night, and play tournament,which will be provides for rain delays and usually is set at 5000. The Irish this time the foe is the highly ranked Kentucky Wildcats. Art Lam­ evaluated by O'Sullivan, who is scheduling problems. Gold, sil­ provide 5000 tickets to each of the bert’s squad is young and inexperienced, but they have talent. The starting his 14th year as Irish golf ver and bronze medallions will teams that plays in Notre Dame question is: Can the Irish play and beat the best? coach. be awarded to the three finishers Stadium, which seats 59,075. That An answer may come Friday night at 7 p.m. Come out to the ACC "While an unknown rarely with the lowest totals. number has been standard for most and see if the Irish spikers can get Kentucky fried. schools for years, Bobinski says.