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Screening Report Network: CBS Screening Date: 5/7/2013 Program: 2 Broke Girls Air Date/Time: 5/13/2013 9:00:00 PM Rough Cut: Yes Program Type: Comedy Repeat: No Episode Name: And the Window of Opportunity Episode Code: 224 Original Air Date/Time: Rating/Clarification: TV-14/D, L Advisory: No Advisory Disclaimer: No Disclaimer Synopsis: The diner gets a rating from the health department. Max and Caroline have a yard sale to earn cash to attend a business seminar. Guest appearances by Tim Bagley and Jennifer Elise Cox. Areas of concern for this episode: Sexual Situation Prostitution Brand Visible Brand Mention Homosexuality Terrorism Alcohol Use Religion Industry Related Sexual Dialogue Drug Reference Alcohol Reference Language Political Celebrity Reference Sexual Innuendo Suicide Teen Alcohol Reference Statutory Rape Full Content Report: Earl complains to Max about having to clean up the "damn" diner for Han and compares it Prostitution to putting a pretty church hat on a whore. Han walks in and says to everyone, "Harder, Brand Mention faster, do it faster and harder." Max responds, "Ding! What are things Han says to a male Homosexuality hustler, Alex?" Han explains that the health inspector is coming and Max says, "This diner Sexual Dialogue getting an A rating for cleanliness is like me getting an A for a bra size." Han says he has Drug Reference done a thorough job... Oleg walks out of the kitchen wearing a hairnet on his head and Language over his beard and Max asks "Is he making omelets or crystal meth?" Earl asks Oleg "You let Han put you in two hairnets?" Oleg replies "Three...I don't want to talk about it." Opening credits. Break 1 @ 2:00 Caroline arrives at the diner after a manicure. "Sorry I am late. I sat still for the first time Prostitution in two years and fell asleep." Max asks where she got the money and asks, "Was Brand Mention (3) prostitution as disgusting as you thought it would be?" Caroline tells Max that Han paid for Sexual Dialogue her manicure. "So it's worse." Han comes out and explains that Caroline is his "show pony" Sexual Innuendo and she is going to greet the health inspector when "he" arrives. "She is just so blond and clean," he explains. Max asks where her money is. Han gives her $50 to stay out of sight. She agrees for $75. Caroline tells Max about a seminar she heard about at the nail salon. Max replies "Oh no, I went to a seminar once and was almost married to 300 Koreans." Caroline explains it is branding seminar. Max replies she would rather marry 300 Koreans then she "could get her nails done whenever she wanted." Caroline tells Max the woman who runs the seminar is a branding genius. She created the Nike "Just Do It" slogan and Max says, "She didn't make that up. High school boyfriends have been using that for centuries." Han comes out of the kitchen and wants to know why Max is still there. "What's is gonna take? Another $10?" Max says she has found her brand that will make her rich...obnoxious. Han checks with Earl, and asks how his cleaning is going. Earl has found a stack of napkins with his old ideas written on them. "Apparently napkins were the old Twitter." The health inspector, Jean, arrives and Han is surprised it is a woman. Max approaches and Han quickly slips her some money, she scurries away. The health inspector tells Han she'll be starting with the men's room "ground zero." Han asks Jean if she is married, "Are you a Miss or a Mrs.?" Jean flirtatiously replies she is a Miss, "inspecting the bathrooms just got a lot better." Caroline thinks Jean might have a crush on Han. "I think that health inspector wants to inspect you." Han tells Caroline to be quiet or Jean will give him an "F" and Max says, "I think she wants you to give her an F." Caroline gives Max a flier for the yard sale, to get the $600 they need for the seminar. Caroline made them at Kinko's and says, "Wow, yard sale and Kinko's in the same breath. Where do I keep finding this inner strength." Sophie arrives at the girl’s apartment. Caroline expects her to bring items for the yard sale, Industry Related “Where is your junk?” Sophie answers, “Where it always is. In my trunk.” She does have a Sexual Dialogue suitcase of Oleg’s things that he has left at her apartment, including his passport, “you may Alcohol Reference get couple bucks for it, considering he paid $80 for it." Caroline tells Sophie Oleg may want to take it to the next level, maybe move in. Sophie excitedly responds “Ohhh, girl talk! Shouldn’t you serve me a cosmo? Like they do on television?” Max gives her a cupcake instead. Caroline thinks Sophie has intimacy issues now that Oleg has told Sophie he loves her. “Save that garbage for your yard sale," Sophie responds. “The man is just up there too much (in her apartment upstairs), he’s down there when he is up there, but it is way too much.” She leaves with her cupcake. An eccentric couple, Dennis and Trudy (Tim Bagley and Jennifer Elise Cox), arrive at the Brand Visible (2) yard sale with their pet parrot, Scott. Dennis is wearing a bowler hat and a vintage morning Brand Mention (2) coat and has mutton-chop sideburns. Trudy has a 1940's hairdo, horn rimmed cat's eye Sexual Innuendo glasses and wears a dress with a Scooby-Doo print. The girls are selling a variety of thing; paintings, dolls, old wooden toys, snow globes, hats and jewelry boxes. Chestnut is standing in the background wearing a floppy hat with a feather and a sign that reads. "Yard Sale Bitches." Trudy gives Caroline Dennis' business card; "Dennis Endicott III: Thrift Shop Scavenger and Brooklyn's Crazy Kitsch Genius." Caroline replies "Lord of the Things" and tries to direct their attention to her couture pieces; a few fur coats and Louis Vuitton trunks. Dennis exclaims some yard sales can be disappointing, he once went all the way to Pennsylvania for a "Facts of Life" beanbag toss game only to discover it had no Blaires and two Tooties. Max jokes to the parrot, "Life just sucks it hard sometimes, am I right, Scott?" Dennis offers Max and Caroline $14 for everything. He then notices they have Nugget Buddies "Is that the cowboy?" Trudy explains Dennis loves the cowboy. Max jokes,"I bet he does." Trudy is happy Dennis has found something he likes. She says to the girls "If he doesn't find anything, he gets mad... (and whispers) at me." Max tells them the Nugget Buddies are not for sale. She has all ten Nugget Buddies and every Happy Meal toy since 1993 and won't break up the set. Max says "My mom used to take me to McDonald's a lot and also used to leave me there a lot, same diff." Dennis offers them $600 for the whole set. Max replies "No sale." Dennis tells the parrot "It's Tootiegate all over again." Dennis tells Trudy as they leave "...and you better put on the punishment pillow when we get home." and walks out. Trudy tells Max and Caroline not to worry, "I kind of like it." After they leave Max says, "So much for a horse and a hat being the weirdest thing in this yard." Break 2 @ 9:00 Later that day at the diner; Caroline can't believe something she paid $3,000 for two years Brand Mention (4) ago is worth less than something that came with dipping sauce. Max tells Caroline that Homosexuality Happy Meal toys remind people of a sweeter time, a simpler time, a pre-Kardashian time. Terrorism Han excitedly announces that they received their letter grade. Max asks him if he just Sexual Dialogue learned that his father was Asian and his mother was a pine nut? Han opens the envelope. Alcohol Reference They received a "B". Max is thrilled and says "It is the first B she has ever got she didn't Language have to French kiss for." Han is upset with the results. "A...B? I don't play with no B's! I'm Political going to call that tease, Miss Jean right now and get us our A." Caroline says to Max, Celebrity Reference "Asians don't do well with B's. When I was at Wharton I got a B and the Japanese kid Suicide sitting next to me killed himself." In the kitchen Max tells Oleg she is getting used to his look (hairnet over his beard) "He kinda looks like Bin Laden's ghost." Oleg tells them he is heading to Sophie's for the night. Caroline tells Oleg he should give Sophie some space because she's feeling smothered and he replies, "She's feeling smothered? Have you ever tried motor-boating those cans of hers?" Max replies, "Once, but I was very drunk at the time." Oleg complains he has made many changes for Sophie. He has changed his furniture, and his underwear more than once a week. He explains as he removes his clothes "No more changing for Han and no more changing for Sophie" He strips down to his underwear and says, "I'm done changing, I am back baby, spread the word!" Max says she thinks Oleg will spread more than the word.