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Volume 69 • Number 5 The Student Newspaper ofDrexel University October 22,1993 Portion o f state aid Zoning variance obtained for used for bonuses recreational facility on S-lot Stacy Lu&us salary, and was a one-time Andrew Rots News Editor University expenditure. Assistant Sports Editw______Catherine Campbdl “We had an overall pool of Parking Lot S, on the comer of StaflfWriter______money that we used to augment 33rd and Arch streets, is now After regaining funding from salaries, and we had not given zoned for a recreation duality fol­ the Commonwealth of Penn­ raises [last year] ... This year lowing a zoning variance sylvania in June 1993, Drexel what we wanted to do is to rec­ obtain^ on Wedne^ay, Oct 20. University allotted $250,000 to ognize the fact that we’re not “That will let us go forward be used for bonuses for a select going to increase tuition beyond with some more concrete con­ group of faculty and administra­ a certain amount each year ... at struction plans and start moving tors. The faculty receiving the same time we wanted to towards the time when we can bonuses were select^ by Provost make it profitable for those begin ‘turning dirt,”* said Vice Dennis Brown and confirmed by working at the institution,” said President for Finance and President Richard Breslin. The Breslm. Administration Bert Landau. concept was approved by the Brown, vtho came to Drexel in The lot win be OHnrerted into Board of Trustees. the summer of 1990, said that an artificial turf field, surrounded According to Faculty Senate bonuses were given primarily to by grass inclines and a fence. “It’s Secretary Robert Gilmore, “faculty who have long, distin­ difficult to do time lines,” said “About 50 faculty" received guished contributions to the Jerry McFarland, director of Williams, Roberts and Todd produced this site illustration plan of the banded. conunerdal that Drexel is airing Starting in July, 1994, 15 additional full-time liquor control and raised a question about ^ents woukl be added to the 25 now assigned to police the sale of future marketing strategies for alcoholic beverages in the city. the University. In addition, all agents in the city and state would be authorized to Assistant Vice President for make arrests for a broad range of criminal conduct that is ciirrently Marketing Joseph McDonough beyond the reach of their law enforcement powers. said that the commercial is “red­ ly the first step in an s^gressive Most of the additional arrest authority involves criminal behavior marketing plan.” that is associated with illegal liquor operations and often encoun­ He explained that the tered by liquor enforcement officers in the course of their regular University is always looking for duties. new ways to reach prospective students. President Richard Breslin said that the three pur­ Dcn’t wait ‘til poses of a marketing plan are to raise the profile of the its t€€ late ... University, to attract new stu­ dents and to attract financial resources. A dormitory resident ex­ pressed concern about a lack of a networking system in the dorms. President Richard Breslin (center) answers a student's question as ... J€in The Provost Dennis Brown e^lained Chalmian of the Board George Ross (left), and administrators Joseph that the first steps in getting a McDonough and Bart>ara Spiro (right) listen. Triangle N€W!

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Public Service Message O l993A nT 4 * The Triangle * October 22,1993 Select group of staff receives bonus money Artificial turf recreational BONUSES from page 1 eight faculty who have received that I was going to have this secret $2,500 bonuses this sum­ money available, and it became field to replace S-lot said that there was no formal mer have special seating? available. I’d rather make it avail­ S-LOT from page 1 suggests that we do not have a process in choosing which facul­ Reproduce and circulate” It has able to individuals than n o t... I paring problem,” said Landau. ty received a bonus. been rumored that this letter was made (the decision to give S-lot to recreational space, but “I’d like the opportunity to "I solicited suggestions, but I implying a boycott of the cere­ bonuses], and I don’t regret it” would not provide those docu­ examine the structure and con­ also used my knowledge of what mony on Oct. ,. although this Brown said that the idea of ments to The Triangle. text [of Drexel’s agreements with everybody h ^ been doing to try was not stated. Both BresUn and bonuses on the academic side of In a written statement from the PVCA] to see if this is a bind­ and be fair about making this Brown said that they had heard the University is “relatively PVCA lawyer E. Daniel Larkin ing agreement.” allocation,” he said. of the letter, but that they did not uncommon.” II, he states that “In the spirit of Both D-lot (35th and Ombudsman and Faculty know of any official boycott. Breslin said, “Some have said [continuing discussions with Powelton Avenue) and L-lot Senate Member Dr. Barbara Undergraduate Student that the money could have been Drexel], the PVCA prefers not to (35th and Lancaster Avenue) Hornam explained that many Government Association Pres­ put towards some program ... I speak in a contentious way in have been mentioned as under­ faculty members were concerned ident Chris Grazioso thought decided that after a year of no public about this issue. In the utilized Drexel parking lots. with the selection process. She that it was one of the most salary increase, the degree to same spirit, we prefer to abstain A new parking lot near the said that it showed a lack of attended convocation cere­ which we could make more from providing the press... with Abbotts buildings or on the site objective criteria. monies in years. In response to money available to individuals documents that we believe sup­ of the Trek building has also “Probably the people who got the letter, Breslin said, “this is and for their families was the port our position regarding the been mentioned, but filling the the bonuses deserved the bonus­ juvenile behavior.” desirable and right thing to do.” Universit/s obligations.” lots and a new parking facility es, but without objective criteria, Dr. Magid Igbaria, associate There was a period of approx­ “In my walks around campus, will not make up for the over 180 it makes you wonder if there professor management said that imately three weeks between the it appeared that we were not spaces that will be lost from S - weren’t any other faculty as the bonuses have created distrust time when the University using our lots to capacity which lot. deserving,” she said. Hornam among the faculty. He said that received the money and \^en it also said that Brown’s selection he felt that Brown didn’t give was distributed in the form of criteria used “shifted” between bonuses to the most qualified bonuses. “When I knew that I \^en the steering committee was and outstanding people. had the money available to me, I told about the bonuses and when “If someone got a bonus and thought all of it should be done the whole Faculty Senate was someone else didn’t, my first at one time, and individuals told. According to Hornam, the question is why,” he said. were notified in their contractual criteria became more defined Breslin said, “This is the first letter,” Breslin said. when Brown told the entire time we’ve ever done this. One Brown said, “That short time Senate. would like to have more time ... frame and not being able to ... Some faculty concern was so to involve more people in the involve people in how we were great that an anonymous person decision-making process so that going to do this is a legitimate sent out a copy of the 1993 criteria could be known before­ source of concern in the Acuity.” Convocation invitation with the hand so that individuals could Breslin said, “What we need to words “Will the favored Forty- work towards it. I did not know do is look at the bigger picture. Did [the allocation of bonuses] S^ot provides 180 parking spaces to those commuting to work and serve a greater good for the com­ school at Drexel.The main concern of the PVCA, which opposes the munity generally?” construction, is that these drivers wiii have to park eisewhere. PVCA shows concerns at meeting from PVCA on page 1 off campus, they can be recom­ Triangle^ “Be discreet. Just don’t mended to the Judicial Board for lay it on anyone else.” “We’ve always had good com­ sanctions. However, Hackney Dan Larkin, an attorney for munication between the IFA and made it clear that it was not pos­ the PVCA, believes that the g the PVCA,” said Eric Newman, sible for the school to control requests made to the administra­ I assistant Dean of Greek life. and monitor everything that stu­ tion are not unreasonable. “We ^ The PVCA planned to hold a dents do with their lives. want the University to acknowl­ s special meeting to discuss the “Drexel students are both citi­ edge responsibility,” said Larkin. I problems that involve Drexel stu- zens and members of an acade­ “We want them to send someone ^ dents on Oct. 25, the date Pi Lam mic community. Drexel’s mis- out and just monitor what is I had settled on to do the €<> going on.” The newiy-eiected members of the Undergraduate Student Govemment same at their house. They The President and his In other words, the Association were swom in at the USGA’s regular meeting on Monday, rant to give rwidents the administration hove taken a step PVCA wants Drexel Oct. 18. chance to air their griev- ^ - * ofBcials to be available ances and, afterwards, backwards to the Dark Ages,” to answer their calls, determine a course of come to the scene and UNM poets take their action that may be able to monitor the situation solve the ongoing situa­ -Camille Marker, executive vice so that those involved tion. verse to the streets “These students are president of PVCA, referringto blackening the name of DrexeVs relationship with the The problems bet- College Press Service Lobo, the UNM campus newspa­ Drexel,” said Sue Minnis, the PVCA and A group of poets from the per. president of the PVCA. C o m m u n i t u y Drexel date back at University of New Mexico decid­ Jim Reilly, a UNM student and “Off campus housing is least as long as the cur­ ed that not enough people are organizer of “Poetry and Beer” at the major problem, not fraterni­ sion is to educate its students rent Drexel administration. The exposed to poetry, so they held a the Dingo Bar, joined Matthew ties,” she said. and assist them in being good prior president. Dr. William roadside reading in front of the Erikson, Rudy Miera, David Able Drexel says it has been trying citizens. Drexel does not act ‘in Gaither, lived on Baring street in Frontier Restaurant in downtown and Matthew Conley, perfor­ to appease the PVCA in every loco parentis’ (in lieu of their Powelton Village and got along Albuquerque. mance manager of UNM’s liter­ way possible, but neither side parents),” said Hackney. very well with members of the Ignoring curious stares from ary magazine, to make up the seems to think that the other Barshay, \^ o is not a member community, according to some passersby, the UNM students crew of street poets, said the wants to cooperate. of the PVCA, said that he has PVCA members. Recent contro­ read their works over traffic paper. “The PVCA is very important lived in a number of areas versies between Drexel and rounds and honking horns to “A lot of times poets hole to us because they are our neigh­ around the country, including Powelton home owners have anyone that would listen.The themselves up in dark rooms,” bors,” said Diana Hackney, inter­ New York City, but has never included lights at Buckley Green poetry pondered “quantum Conley said. ‘This way poets can im vice provost for student life. witnessed a problem of this for late n i^ t volleyball and plans mechanics, existential theories bring their work to the people, as Hackney explained that if severity. for the transformation of the S- and dispassionate frenzy theo­ opposed to leaving it to the peo­ Drexel students are inappropri­ “It doesn’t bother me if stu­ lot into an all-purpose athletic ries,” according to the Daily ple to find the poetry.” ately representing the institution dents drink.” Barshay told The field. 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Editor-in-Chief Ed-Op Editor 'TifceMrWvE J. Scott Williams Adam Blyweiss liELPEPFlbll UM7XricliST Editorial Therms something fishy... The decision by President Bresiin and the Board of Trustees to award bonuses to certain faculty has produced both positive and negative reactions. Some faculty members think it was a good thing to do, \ ^ e others are extremely upset What troubles us is the way in v^ch the bonuses were awarded. According to Bresiin and Provost Brown, there was no set of hard criteria used to determine who would receive a bonus and would not. It seems unreasonable to award the most-deserving people without taking the steps necessary to determine \^^o those people are. An idea gone south • H onors One reason given for this lack of criteria is the time crunch. Edit<»: into a product. Apparently, there were only three weeks between receipt of the state I find it the ultimate in ironies Supporters of NAFTA say a fii^s and the deadline for sending the annual faculty salary letters. that I as a socialist should be similar situation couldn’t occur for s a le ? In order to include the bonus in Ae salary letters, the distribution agreeing with a capitalist billion­ today because child labor laws Editon had to be determined quickly. aire about an issue relating to the exist and environmental organi­ I would like to ask Dr. Bresiin But \^ y rush it? If it’s truly an efifort to reward outstanding per­ welfare of workers. However, zations have power. Well, judg­ who the next nominee in his formance, it is important to t^ e the proper steps to do it rig^t The Ross Perot is absolutely correct in ing from the maquiladora facto­ expanding butt-kissing contest is administration sets an example with everything it does, and taking his opposition to NAFTA. ries, I think they are being overly going to be. Drexel University shortcuts to gain convenience is not the responsible way to do There is a saying that those optimistic. Pollution near these bestowed “honorary” degrees on something like this. who do not learn from history factories is so bad that children Sarah Brady, a woman who has This is e^edaUy true because of the circumstances surroimding are doomed to repeat it. There is are being bom without brains or about as much acquaintance money at Drexel. No employee was to be given a raise last year, but in history another free trade with numerous other terrible with honor and truth as General now some have received additional compensation anyway. This agreement — the Open Door birth defects. Colin Powell has with Ren and type of action will certainly cause dissention, as evidenced by the Policy in China. The British East NAFTA, in my opinion, is Stimpy, and to Dr. Sheldon circulation of the Convocation invitation with a question scrawled India Company imported opium nothing but a smoke screen for Hackney, who has somehow for­ on it: “Will the favored 48 faculty who have received secret ... into China, converting many exploitation. American workers gotten that the Bill of Rights is bonuses ... have special seating?” While it may have been the reac­ Chinese into opium addicts. The will lose because high-paying supposed to cover all people — tion of a small group, it suggests that a less-dividing way might have foreign capitalists v^o built fac­ manufacturing jobs will relocate including non-minority male been used to honor deserving faculty. tories there paid no attention to to Mexico and be replaced by ser­ students. Who gets the next one? We hope that decisions like this are handled better in the future, the environment or the health vice sector jobs paying five or six Jane Fonda? and that students benefit directly from the efifects of receiving any and safety of workers in those dollars an hour. Mexican workers Dr. Bresiin, students here state aid. factories. will lose because of pollution, low work for our recognition. I find Little children worked sixteen pay, bad working conditions, and it offensive that you value the An open house ^ery day... hours a day in factories where no beneHts. It is a lose-lose University’s degree so little as to they were often locked in at proposition for everyone except give it away for politically cor­ On Sunday, October 17, Drexel hosted an open house for high night. In match factories, they the American capitalists v^o take rect brownie points. If you wish school seniors. Many colleges and imiversities use such events as got phosphorus burns all over advantage of NAFTA to increase to pay tribute to these individu­ opportunities to dress up and show off to people choosing their dieir bodies, and v^en they died, their profits. als, please do it without insulting place of higher learning. they were simply thrown on the Gary Sudhorougjk the efforts I and my fellow stu­ It was good to see l>exel making such an effort at recruiting new trash heap for the dogs to eat. dents exert to earn our degrees. students and selling itself. Student volunteers were on campus They were considered nothing Mr. Sudborough is a resident of Anihony M. Radice offering directions, giving tours, and being friendly. The usual more than an expendable input Bel^ower, Co. Electronics Engineering *87 weekend brunch at die cafeteria was even spruced up, widi a much larger selection dian usual. But the open house didn’t just educate other people about our Denny trial’s verdicts a travesty insdtutiending a few years here — we’re not very his truckload to its destination. I remember him friendly. We open our house and present our best hct to potentisd C o r n e r being dragged out of his cab, being kicked and students and &eir parents, but vdien they come back to be real stu­ S t e v e beaten. I remember him being knocked down to dents, the txptnenct is different the ground. I remember a brick being thrown as One E^exel’s problems with retaining students is that new E s c o t t hard as the thrower could at die man’s head. And I students often don’t feel like they fit in. Everyone’s very fiiendly the You and I, remember the thrower smiling and dancing around first few weeks, but then we fjdl back to our usual habits, assuming ' We are pressed into these solitudes die broken and bloody truck driver as his Ufe hung everyone has found their place. This is not the case. Color and culture, language and race by a thread. It may be a lack of acceptance in an organization, or a hostile Just variations on a theme How is this comparable to Rodney King? Why roommate, or the perception that it’s too late to join a group. Islands in a much larger stream does this man get no justice? Because some cops he Whatever it is, it could make the difference between staying at — “Alien Shore,” Neil Peart doesn’t even know got out of line and beat a Drexel or going away. Being friendly and hdpfiil at the begiiuiing is • • • motorist he also didn’t know? not enougji. “Not guilty ... not guilty ... not guilty ... not I remember how outraged the black community The solution to this problem is up to the experienced students, guilty...” was at the outcome of the first King trial. They because we can’t have an open house every day. Over and over, repeatedly. This past week, in claimed that the justice system is geared against what has been billed as “Rodney King, Part III,” African Americans. They said that justice is not both defendants in the Reginald Denny beating being served in the court cases regarding blacks. Editorial Board trial were found not guilty of almost every single Well, guys, it looks like you’re only half-right The A d a m B f y w ^ Oi^terine CampbeU charge. There are only a couple of charges remain­ rioting masses who burned down their own com­ JottCampbdl KevinBiasen ing, v ^ch will probably end up with a hung jury. munity and killed their neighbors have been able to D e n i ie I n n u m Mithad /. Ldnedzinski The main rationalization the jury gave for this establish a new kind of terrorism in this world. StacyLutkui Andrew Ross travesty of justice was that they could not deter­ Yes, it seems that now, if some people don’t like Daikd Smith h Scott Williams mine if the brick used to crush Denny's skull was something, just bum down businesses and houses, FmncU Wisniewski Brian Yates meant to be used as a deadly weapon. Another kill a few other people, make a whole lot of noise, Guest columns and letters to the Editor may be sent to the attention of the EdOp excuse was that they couldn’t tell if the same people and you can get whatever you want. Is this the Editor, The Thangie. 32nd and Chestnut Sts., Philadelphia, Pa. 19104. They may also were wearing the same clothes in different clips of racial harmony we are striving for? Justice is where be delivered in person to 30 10 MacAUstar Hall. Names will be withheld upon request, videotaped evidence. but all aiA>missions should include a name, phone n u n ^ r, and appropriate affiliations we are all screwed over equdly? This sounds like such aa miyor, year of graduation, or organizational position. Submissions without a Huh? The truth is, what supposedly happened in Clinton’s tax plan. name and phone number wilt not be considered for publication. For batter consideration, the first Rodney King trial has happened again. My friends, we no longer have a trial by jury. We materials should be submitted to The Triangle on disk in MacWrita II form at lh a dead­ line for submissiona is 5:00 p.m. on Wednesday of the week of publication. The I remember the nationwide riots. I remember have entered into a new justice system: the trial by Triangle resanws the right to adit for space, grammar, clarity arvJ content. dozens being killed in the chaos. I remember seeing mob. The inmates have just taken over the asylum. The Triangle * October 22,1993 * 7 D efen d in g D r e x e l ’s c o m p u t e r s c ie n c e c u r r ic u l u m • World of few guarantees awaits EditO R with all the problems I person­ even then would be consistently In an era when once solid ally have with the administra­ out of date. companies like IBM are laying tion of this University, I must The secret to finding a job in off large portions of their work­ admit that Drexel accomplishes today’s market is hard work. No force, one thing should be crys­ this, albeit on the departmental one guarantees a job after five tal clear. There are no guaran­ level. years and thousands in tuition. tees anymore. Although the field of com­ Knowing your field well will As a graduate of the Drexel puter science is vast, with appli­ find you a job. Complaining computer science program, I cations in many sectors of soci­ about your supposed lack of take offense to the assertion by ety (banking, medicine, trans­ preparation won’t. David Brooks that Drexel’s portation, etc.) there is a core Adam Turoff MCS department does not pre­ which can be and is taught in Computer Science *93 pare its students for the outside the MCS department. Any grad­ world. Granted, the economy is uate of this department should not terribly healthy, but I was be able to face any reasonable • Grad: U. able, along with the large num­ programming problem and ber of recent graduates to find solve it with the tools at hand. program is jobs in the “real world” paying Knowing a specific language or better than average salary. I a specific operating system is attribute this to my Drexel edu­ irrelevant. Knowing how they g rea t prep cation. work and relate to one another Editor User Friendly. Arguably, Drexel as an insti­ is im portant, and that is the This is in response to David tution exists for one purpose: to thrust of our program. For a Brooks letter to ± e Editor in the train people how to solve prob­ computer science program on Oct 15 Trian^e. The letter stat­ lems as they come up. This is any level to teach each and ed that Drexel’s computer sci­ MCS professor offers the fimction of engineers, com­ every possible tool in use by ence program did not ^equately puter scientists, scientists and industry today would take prepare students for the real advice, encouragement professional businessmen. Even decades to complete — and world. The letter was obviously Editor industry, you wouldn’t have written by a very disgruntled I am writing in response to time to learn anything else, and student. David Brooks’ letter of Oct. 15, you wouldn’t be prepared for Sophomore lauds MCS I graduated from Drexel with “Drexel does not prepare for next year’s fashions in software. Editor large SUN mainframe, which is a B.S. in 1990 and an M.S. in technological demands.” While Recognizing this, our offer­ I would like to reply to David a UNIX-based system. I find it 1992. I received an excellent I have already responded to ings provide an embodying Brooks’ comments in the Oct. hard to believe that Brooks education that taught me how to David in person, I want to clear theme for computing, so that 15 edition of The Triangle. graduated without using any of think. It did not provide me with up any misconceptions about what you get is not isolated I would like to point out sev­ these systems — if he did, basic programming lessons in the education provided in the training in a specific language, eral things. First, Brooks says Drexel should take his degree FoxPro and similar programs, undergraduate computer sci­ operating system, or piece of that “all the jobs” are for [pro­ back. but with the ability to learn these ence program. software, but a deep enough grammers with] dBase, Also, Brooks make reference programs on my own. The purpose of the under­ understanding of the field to COBOL, Lotus or FoxPro” [ex­ to Drexel teaching Pascal and Drexel supplies an excellent graduate computer science learn any particular system perience]. As a computer science not teaching C or C++. For your balance between the academic degree program is to provide without difficulty. Believe me, major, he should know that it is information, Drexel has been world and the real world. While breadth of knowledge about the David, with your experience, not the position of any comput­ offering C courses in many dif­ the classroom teaches the stu­ core areas of computer science you should have no problem er science curriculum to teach ferent forms for some time now. dents theory, Drexel’s co-op and depth of knowledge in spe­ learning to use Lotus 1-2-3 or individual programs, nor should In addition, courses in LISP, program gives students the expe­ cific areas. We emphasize FoxPro. it ever be. Computer science is APL, COBOL, FORTRAN, C++, rience needed to get a job when throughout our curriculum that Your education enables you much more than being able to and a multitude of other plat­ they graduate. what you are learning is a theory to step beyond the confines of use a program; it is knowing forms are available. I had absolutely no problem of computing, which can be any particular piece of software. how that program works, how I do not think that Brooks getting an extremely high-paying applied to any arena where Our graduates have a fine to fix it, how to create new ones, took the time or effort to take job when I graduated, and I did computers are used. record of placement. It is not and knowing many other things any classes that might have re­ not leam just programming lan­ The nature of software pack­ unusual for them to report that about computers and their uses. quired him to use some of the guages at Drexel. Furthermore, I ages is that when one becomes they have either learned in Further, Brooks complained many items that he listed. It is have hired four Drexel students the industry vogue for a few record time a new system used that use of IBM PCs or main­ my opinion that Drexel’s com­ to work for me in the past year. years, it is eventually supplanted at their workplace, or else con­ frames, VAX, or UNIX systems puter science department pre­ If one student cannot find a by another with a similar life vinced their employers that the was minimal. I’m only a sopho­ pares its students very well for job, it is not the fault of the expectancy. For instance, had systems they use are inappropri­ more computer science major, the corporate world. After all, I department. Drexel provides we taught the kind of courses ate or outdated. I encourage you and I’ve already used all of these have friends who are making students with the opportunity to you suggest ten years ago, you to keep this in mind as you con­ systems. over $50,000 after graduating learn a great deal. It is unfortu­ might have had courses in tinue your job search. Drexel’s computing facility from Drexcl’s computer science nate that not everybody takes WordStar, CP/M, and VisiCalc. Dr. Jejfrey L. Popyack has the IBM mainframe, and the program. advantage of it. Were we to teach courses in Associate Department Head computer science department Jason Frye Jeff Salvage how to use every piece of soft­ Mathematics and Computer has been teaching courses on a Computer Science *97 M.S., Computer ^en ce *92 ware currently popular in Science Tired of eating pizza or cafeteria food F r 6 6 B B Q . every night? The Triangle presents a free BBQ open to V o l l e y b a l l aii Drexei students. Dress warm, and forget your booics. The Triangle. Voiieybaii aii the time. Saturday, October 30. A n d y o u . Bucidey Green, 2:00 p.m. 8 * The Triangle * October 22, 1993 Drexel’s new est myth: the rubber security blanket with an easier opportunity to to protecting against any sexually female condoms were not avail­ mention was that the failure rate G u e s t protect themselves against sexu­ transmitted disease is not “safe able on campus, only traditional of the traditional condom you C o lu m n ally transmitted diseases and ... sex,” but no sex. male condoms. The end of your can buy from a dispenser in the T o d d HIV.” Folks, take a minute to think worries, right? And hey, the col­ bathrooms, the Creese basement, “It’s not a matter of approval about this. The Trian^ reported lege is making these condoms the gym, or the library is 31 per­ U n d e r w o o d or disapproval,” she said, “it’s a last week that a “female con­ available — they must be safe, cent. There is nearly a one-in- “It’s about time." matter of safety." dom” had been tested with a fail­ right? three chance that the condom These were the words written Well, I hate to break it to Ms. ure rate of 33 percent. But The Well, not exactly. You see, you buy will not protect you. by The TriangUt praising the Dale, but morah'ty and safety gc Trian^ also reported that these what The Triangle neglected to See UNDERWOOD on page 11 administration’s installation of hand-in-hand here, though I’m condom dispensers on our cam­ sure some of you reading this pus. The installation proves the column don’t feel that way. The futile pursuit of liappiness administration really cares about Knowing that, we’ll put morality ner to fulfill my sexual desires. professor. There probably isn’t a W a k e U p Drexel students. Condoms are aside for a moment and simply Vacationlike ease. person on campus who hasn’t now readily available all over the talk safety. And Smell The Coffee But we’re all realistic pec^le at invoked the Drexel shaft, this campus, making it easier than First of all, someone should Christopher college, aren’t we? Sometimes we large entity out to steal our hap­ ever for any student to exchange send Dr. Gail Gottlieb back to forget that our dreams are just piness. bodily fluids with that ^ d a l — school. She is the associate pro­ ______H a t c h that, dreams, attainable by few Some people escape the pre­ or drunk — someone, worry- vost for undergraduate studies “And the wind shall say: ‘Here people. The rest of us never sent through drug addiction, free. and associate professor inrthe were decent godless peo^ltj Thar reach our self-sought happy end­ others with every keg party they Look at how omvenient “safe Department of Bioscience and only monument the asphalt road/ ings. The perfect job ah^ys goes know of, odiers by various rela­ sex" is now. Why, tfiere are con­ Biotechnology, and has taught And a ^usand lost golf balls."— to someone else. The suburban tionships, others by dreaming of dom dispensers in the Creese the AIDS 101 course at Drexel T. S. Eliot house always costs a little more the future, and others by blam­ Student Union and in the locker for the last three years. What I The legacy of a generation. Is than we can afford. And our ing the establishment, be it rooms of the Physical Education read absolutely blew my mind. it to be meaningless remains, or Drexel or the dam hberals or the Athletic Center. You can even To quote from the news article something worth much, much Sometimes we forget stinking conservatives or vdioev- obtain condoms in the Hagerty in the Oct. 15 Triangle: “Al­ more? Superficiality forms the er the culprit may be. What kind Library — a strategic move though they are not proven to be context of our culture. Tele­ that our dreams are of happiness is one that can be designed to combat an outbreak 100 percent effective, Gottlieb vision, books, movies, relation­ just thaty dreams, stolen so easily? What kind of of unprotected sex in the period­ agrees that ‘condoms should be ships, friendships, families. Many present is one lived in esc^ism? icals room. My friends, we are accessible to students.’” sensations bombard our percep­ attainable by few Our pluralistic society is grad­ truly in the midst of a rubber Can I let you readers in on a tions. And in the midst all of this, people. The rest of us ually t^ n g the viewpoint that revolution. secret? AIDS kills; there is no we attempt to make sense out of there is no set truth, Aat every­ I’m assuming that the majori­ cure. If you get it, you will die. our existence. Questioning from never reach our self­ one is just fine. “I’m okay, you’re ty of the student body approves Go to the grave, go directly to where we have come, to where okay.” We should all hold hands of these dispensers, since The the grave, do not pass go, do not are we going. sought happy and smile really big and love Triangle took the liberty of collect S200, The pursuit of happiness be­ endings. each other in our diverse differ­ applauding their installation on Gottlieb should be ashamed of comes many things: dreams of ences and all of that. behalf of the student body in the herself. I have not taken her shiny new cars, a big house in the kingly domain isn’t any closer to I’m aU for tolerance, but what Oct. 15 issue. If this is indeed the AIDS course, so I could be suburbs, a v ^ te picket fence, 2.5 reality. Most “unsuccessful” peo­ happens when someone figures case, then there is some serious wrong, but from what I’m gath­ children. The future solving all of ple probably don’t set out to out that we aren’t all okay? That work to be done on AIDS educa­ ering here, she is teaching that our current difficulties. The per­ achieve that goal. The homeless we do wrong things, that we pro­ tion and issues of morality. condoms are the best defense fect job to end this dull college guy walking down the street mote wrong motives? Sometimes EHrector of Residential Living against AIDS, which is a bunch life, its troublesome workload didn’t plan on being laid off our diverse differences are irrec­ and Associate Dean of Students of malarkey. This is not a per­ and its disrespect for our inher­ because of downsizing. oncilable. What about a belief in Dianna Dale apparently was able sona] affront, but it pains me to ent greatness. A world where I At Drexel, the pervading con­ absolute truth? to win University President see yet another example of mis­ can be king, where people will cept of “the shaft” reminds us of Bob Dylan sang, “You gotta Richard Breslin’s support for the leading information about con­ appreciate me for who I am. A failed dreams. If only we could serve somebody.” This could machines by presenting them as doms. (For other examples, see life of joy to take me from this have our schedule this way, if mean any number of things. You a way of “providing the students the mainstream media.) The key terrible place. The perfect part­ only we could have gotten that See HATCH on page 11

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Em ployers interested in your credentials will contact you directly. The Triangle * October 22,1993 * 9 Loads of faith in national heaith care, but wary of NAFTA A ? i i age don’t really care what the becomes as well-regulated...... as it national health care? It is son to keep these American costs are, because they aren’t stands right now, these problems pompous to think that since workers. In Z e n paying for it. This national should not exist. most Americans are privileged I sincerely hope that NAFTA J o n a t h a n he^th care plan will, in fact, cut In the Oct. 15 Triangle, enough to have health care, less works, and I support it, with costs. Yes, it will cost the average Jeremy Deane suggested that fortunate citizens don’t deserve reservations. The U.S. should be P o e t American a few bucks a year, but Baby Boomers are pushing the it. able to seU enough new products “We don’t need national the gains outweigh the cost. health care package simply It boils down to the fact that to offset any lost jobs. However, health. Plenty of people already Relatively few things will because they realize that they health care as it exists just plain I believe that this is a very risky have health coverage. I have cov­ change with the plan. If you will need more care in the sucks. It costs too much, and venture. Let’s not forget that the erage, and that’s all that mat­ belong to an HMO, you will future. I disagree with this as­ doctors are making a killing. Mexicans, who are among the ters.” belong to the very same HMO if sessment on sheer logic. I would This is not right. The system poorest people in the Americas, That’s what the right wing is the National Health Care Act venture to say that almost every needs reform, and the best idea are the same people who are trying to tell you. I’m here to say passes. Employers will have to one of these Baby Boomers we have is the National Health supposed to be buying our prod­ that they are wrong. pay more for universal coverage. Deane speaks of have health care Care Act. It deserves to pass. ucts. I think it is great that 80 per­ However, small companies will coverage of some sort; they have • • • The big winner from NAFTA cent of all Americans have h ^ th get breaks in the plan. That way, a large portion of the we^th of On a completely different will be Canada. They will be care coverage, but what about small businesses will not have to this country and can afford cov­ topic, I would like to toss out a flaunting their manufacturing those other 20 percent? What lay off anyone because of the erage privately. This push for couple ideas about NAFTA. No abilities to the U.S. and Mexico. about the thousands of people plan. national health care, instead, doubt, it should theoretically Chrysler and Ford already have \<^o have spent their life savings People are right in hoping comes from the fact that we work, but there’s no guarantee large operations north of the battling traumatic diseases? that this doesn’t turn into don’t have a Republican regime that it will. What is supposed to border, and I would venture to What about all the people just another Social Security catastro­ sitting in the White House. happen is this: Low-skilled say that more companies will plain getting shafted? phe. Social Security entitlements Doesn’t anyone find it moral­ workers in Mexico will take the move that way. Health care costs are out of are out of control, no doubt. ly wrong that we are one of the low-skill jobs of Americans. Republicans and Democrats control. People who have cover­ However, if the health care plan few industrial nations without These Americans would then be alike are painting a very rosy retrained to work in higher-skill picture of a future with NAFTA positions. In addition, trade bar­ in it. I don’t think anyone really Where not everybody knows your name riers will be lifted so that the knows what will happen. I guess Some of the women in the us. U.S. can sell more products in you might call that a cop-out, C o g ito bar relish the fact that they are Several other people I met Canada and Mexico. but all I’m saying is to not be E rg o S u m the center of attention, v^ile the last week, who do not remember That’s the theory. The poten­ surprised if the public is second- J e r e m y rest shun this devious homage. me, head over to talk to us. Talk tial problems lie in the lack of guessing the ^eem ent 10 or 15 Regardless, the women carry on about d^j^ vu. fimding to retrain these workers, years down the road. I guess D e a n e with their conversations, as if The superficial conversation and that a company has no rea­ that’s what politics is all about. At the door I am asked to they were sober, only to be finally ends, and I head over to hand over my identification and interrupted by the infrequent the bar to order another Bull two dollars for a cover charge. miscreant Most of the time, the Frog. The DJ has taken a break Cover charge? They cannot be valiant effort by the males to and I believe I have regained serious. Reluctantly, I take my solicit the females’ attention part of my hearing. On my way change and head in the generai goes unheeded. The women to the bar several people wave to direction of the bar. The DJ is carry on with their conversa- me. I nod back. 1 9 9 3 / 9 4 playing outdated ’70s music fax At the bar, I meet up with the too loud for evp deaf people. Maybe it would not friends I came with, and we get Everyone turns to see who into a heated argument over A w a r d has just entered. I cannot see be so noxious if we who is going to make contact these people but I know they are with the bodacious babe that has looking at me. The air condi­ at least listened to just entered the establishment. A pplications tioner is on just three feet from what was being Of course, none of us make the the bar, yet I begin to sweat. attempt. Parched, I order a Bull Frog. said to us. As the evening winds down, A v a i l a b l e The men stand in loose cir­ the DJ starts to play music that I cles, usually near a table, guard­ tions until they too cannot hear can at least recognize from my ing their pitchers of beer like each other over the deafening early childhood. The babe has wolves watching over a fresh sound of the speakers. Ordering long since hooked up with Tall- kill. Most are quite buzzed by another drink, I head over to a Dark-and-Muscular. Content now — even if the music had group of people I know. and inebriated, everyone is feel­ not been so overbearing, they “Hi, how are you? Where are ing pretty good about now. Yet still would have been shouting you working? Oh, you’re in something does not seem right. Applications for the at each other. Some talk of their classes, isn’t that nice?” It’s not that I do not have a recent victories over the oppo­ “Hi, long time no see. I girlfriend — that’s a topic for following awards site sex, others of their failures. thought you transferred. What another column — and it’s not The conversation dwindles as have you been up to?” that I am not with my friends, are available in the Dean of the music is turned up louder. Please slit my throat with a because I am. I just find it ironic Rather than compete with the dull knife. 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n o A s«3X3w aaycNriH o a a x waxdv sj.N3N0dd0 anox ± v 3 daa AT3 y 3 w o± hohonb The Triangle * October 22,1993 * 11 Condoms won’t guarantee sexual security at Drexel UNDERWOOD from page 8 would die, would you get on that save. Wait, somebody tell Bill sexually transmitted diseases is without consequence as long plane? If a graduate school said Clinton about this. The money to not have sex. This idea is so they’re wearing a rubber. Just before this column was to that one out of every ten incom­ you save when you buy condoms basic, yet so ignored. The solu­ Why does everyone think that go to press, Triangle editors pre­ ing students would suffer death at Drexel could be put into a tion is not condoms, it’s absti­ the idea of today’s young people sented me with FDA figures list­ at the hands of a firing squad, fiind to reduce the deficit. nence. being abstinent is such an un­ ing condom failure rates at 12 would you enroll there? If you What about the point raised But Dr. Gottlieb won’t tell reachable goal? Just because a percent for domestically pro­ think that’s scary, use Bennett’s by The Triangle editors? The you that. The media won’t tell bunch of dope-smoking hippies duced condoms and 21 percent numbers. Heck, even if the air­ reality is that students have sex, you that. Anyone who brings up had casual sex at Woodstock? for foreign condoms. The 31 line told you one out of the hun­ they say. Friends, the crux of this abstinence as a solution immedi­ Just because these hippies were percent rate I cite was arrived at dred on the plane would die, is that if you want to be safe, you ately has their suggestion shot promiscuous means every gener­ through an intensive study re­ why would you risk getting on have to stop having premarital down as absurd and unrealistic. ation thereafter will be too, and leased this year by an organiza­ that plane when you could take sex and start learning some Why? Because the idea of absti­ we can’t do anything to stop tion headed by former Educa­ another plane on which your morals. nence stems from religion and them? There’s been a lot of talk tion Secretary William Bennett. I safety is guaranteed? Then why Look at 99.9 percent of all therefore is not politically cor­ about how teaching abstinence won’t waste your time debating would you risk premarital sex? AIDS cases. Look at who gets rect. The almighty condom is the to today’s younger generation whose figures are right, especial­ Oh right, I forgot. It’s like this disease: homosexuals, intra­ answer. won’t work, but have you ever ly since the real failure rate is Olga Frumkin, a residential venous drug users, and those Dr. Gottlieb tells The Triangle heard of anybody trying to teach probably between the two num­ assistant in Calhoun Hall said who engage in promiscuous sex. that college students tend to feel it outside of the church? bers, meaning roughly 20 per­ last week. “It’s a good deal that All three groups are marvelous they are not vulnerable to AIDS Friends, I’m 18 years old, just cent of all condoms fail. But let’s you can buy three [condoms] for examples of immoral behavior because the effects of AIDS may about to turn 19, and I haven’t not even use that rate. For the $1.25, instead of just one for 75 — and I offer no apologies to not surface until up to 10 years had sex. I’ve dated, but I haven’t sake of argument, let’s take the cents.” the p.c. crowd for pointing them after the disease is contracted. had sex. I happen to think it’s FDA rate. Hey, guys, forget about dis­ out as such. If people had a little First of all, the decent students something a man and a woman If you were about to board an ease. With savings like this, if morality, you’d hear about this here who don’t engage in pro­ should wait until they get mar­ airplane with 99 other people, you sleep around like Wilt disease about as often as you miscuous sex, don’t do drugs ried to do. Call me old-fash- and you were told that the plane Chamberlain, you could pay off hear about polio and smallpox. and aren’t homosexual have ioned, call me a prude, call me would crash and 12 of you your tuition with the money you The sure-fire way to avoid nothing to worry about anyway. whatever you want. But before And, if the rest of Drexel’s stu­ you have a knee-jerk reaction to dents are feeling invulnerable to this column and pass it off as Happiness, elusive end of ali tilings AIDS, it’s because of people like fancy, you might want to consid­ HATCH from page 8 C. S. Lewis wrote that if resurrection is true, then Gottlieb fallaciously teaching er what I’ve written here the next Christianity is of the utmost importance. If the res­ them that they can engage in time you think about doing could serve the glorified conspiracy, the Drexel urrection is false, then it is of no importance at all. irresponsible sexual behavior something stupid. shaft, the stupid government. It could mean No religious tradition has the embodiment of God dreaming of a brighter tomorrow. It could mean dying in sacrifice to save humankind from our escaping reality. But no matter what it is, there is future. one most important aspect of life, a supreme Superficially, we are taught to ignore the difficult authority, whether it be consciously known or not. questions in life. Decisions are made to defend a ED'S Christ visited Earth 2,000 years ago, stating he delicate neutrality: our opinions formed in igno­ was the Son of God; He was put to death for this. rance, our actions degredating into racism, sexism, He and his followers claim that he rose from his domination. It is a quest to have ourselves served, 10% Off death to live on Earth again and promise life after to be sure that we are allowed to pursue our self­ purchases death. Either Christ was who he said he was, a con­ perceived reality, unchallenged. We leave our over $10 W ir tg s vincing liar able to die for his lies, or a lunatic with asphalt and golf balls behind as our only lasting the original Christ complex. Beyond all issues of monuments. politics or morality, there is this dilemma. 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H i i i M S lil Page 14 The Triangle E ntertainment October 22,1993 Girlie Show struts into the Spectrum Cara Solomon able but “danceable” as well. Sta^Writer______The infamous crotch-grab­ "l‘m not interested in preach- bing number “Express Yourself’ ing to the converted, so basically from 1990s Blonde Ambition I’m going to places where I have tour was revamped into a differ­ the most enemies,” replied ent era. Paying tribute to the when asked if there 1970s, Madonna descended was a geopolitical plan behind from the rafters propped on a the Girlie Show tour itinerary. mirrored disco ball singing, Philadelphia W£^ one of the few “Hey Philadelphia, Pa.l Do you cities where the felt believe in love?” Clad in velvet she had the least fans. hip huggers and wigged in a The reactions of an audience blonde afro. Madonna joined whose attention span was some­ back-up singers Niki Haris and what divided between the neigh­ Donna DeLory (who returned boring baseball game and The from Blonde Ambition) in an Girlie Show was the exact oppo­ outrageous, soulful adaptation of sisterhood. Bosstones were Shootzy Groove and Phillyu faves Ruder Than You site of a city labeled as one of Madonna’s “enemies.” As the The choreography was simple curtain (yes, the curtain) rose at compared to Blonde Ambition. 8:25 p.m., the most shocking Although each tour is unique in Ska grooves make mighty moves and intense feature was the itself. Madonna was out to shock Jon Poet ing at a Bosstones show, but did horn section brought an espe­ opening segment. A semi-nude rather than impress. Most of the Staff Writer______acknowledge that moshing was a cially happy, intense atmosphere pole dancer, wearing only a dance segments seemed free­ “This ain’t the Trocadero ... “contact sport.” Later, Barrett to the show. The three piece sec­ sequined thong, twirled down a lanced, which was disappointing. This place sucks!” With that announced that he had found a tion, made up of saxophonist 50 foot pole lip-synching the As mentioned earlier, Madonna complaint about the Armory, pair of glasses, and that he would Kevin Lenear, trombonist title track “Erotica.” The lip- also lip-synched a few songs front man Dicky Barrett of The hold on to them, if the owner Dennis Brockenborough, and synching fooled most of the such as “Fever” and “La Isla Mighty Mighty Bosstones kicked wanted to continue to mosh. saxophonist Tim Burton (not crowd, including myself., Whatwnat Bonita.” When she did sing, her o£f a blazing hour and a half set Barrett also gave a speech before the “Beetlejuice” one), are not appeared to be a voice sounded on Thursday, October 14. The the song “Tin Soldier,” about his merely background players. topless Madonna tired, strained show, which was sponsored by dissapproval of the skin heads, They stepped to the front, cour­ was actually one and throaty. WDRE, but surprisingly not well \^ o were in attendance. tesy of some extra boost at the of her dancers. However, cos­ advertised, brought the mixing boards. Surprisingly, tumes were styl­ Bostonians’ plaid-clad hard core Barrett proclaimed The more than able talent of there was no ish and chic. The ska, with its heavy hitting guitars that there was no guitarist is never opening act. set design was and punchy horn section, to covered up by the horns. Albert The meaning sparse. Philly with an amazing amount room for fighting at doesii’t make his presence behind The Considering of success. known in a jumpy way, yet he Girlie Show was the competition The aowd at the Armory was a Bosstones show, picked away all n i^ t at the back difficult to Madonna faced filled with mostly ska veterans, but did acknowledge of the stage, leading the way on understand since next door at but many newcomers were in that moshing was a the sonic assault. every tour before Veterans the crowd as well. The yy Barrett, dressed in plaid paja­ this was based on a Madonna Stadium, she included the Bosstones played an excellent ''contact sport' mas and with his rasp in top feature film. It was a theatrical Phillies in her act by asking such mix of old and new material, as form, jumped in front of, into, and cathartic presentation por­ questions, “What’s the score?” well as a couple of brand new The real story of the and on top of the crowd. He is traying the emotions of a gender or “Fuck every team except the songs. Bosstones is their excellent stage an intense musician, and kept up bending ensemble. Androgyny Phillies!” The responsiveness of The set kicked off with “Illegal presence. It begins with their a good communication with the among the dancers also made it the crowd was overwhelming. Left,” a song off the octet’s style of dress, which is sort of a crowd, keeping everyone danc­ difficult to determine who was Madonna humiliated a Blue Jays Mercury Records debut LP, cross between a Scotsman and a ing and moshing. male and female. When asked fan from the audience. She asked “Don’t Know How To Party.” Wall Street executive. Aside The Bosstones are well- how to tell the girls from the him to join her on stage and In total, they played about half from Barrett, and drummer Joe known for their loose security at boys, Madonna answered, “Look commanded him to give her 50 of the songs on “Don’t Know Sirois, the entire band wore concerts. The only time security under their arms.” push-ups. When the spectator How To Party,” including their some combination of bright col­ intervened with matters was Monogamous and polyga­ tired after his ninth push-up. only radio friendly single so far, ored suits, ties, and shorts, all in when there were more than six mous scenes of heterosexuality, Madonna jumped on his back “Someday I Suppose.” various solids and plaids. or seven people on stage at the homosexuality and bisexuality and his arms collapsed to the However, the show was hard­ Backup singer Ben Carr showed same time. Only then were they depicted a sexual circus side­ fioor. This was an appreciated as ly non-stop, at least in a politi­ up with red hair, ala Stone tossed back into the pit. Only show. Clearly acceptance in the well as humorous crowd pleaser. cally correct sort of way. The Temple Pilots’ Weiland. He one particularly drunken male world regardless of sexual pref­ Sporting a Phillies baseball band cut the song “What Was then proceeded to jump, groove, was removed from the show erence was expressed in the shirt, Madonna strutted to a Was Over” short, l^cause a fight and dance around the stage, after he tried to wrestle a micro­ song, “Why's It So Hard (to love newly arranged version of broke out. Barrett proclaimed keeping the crowd moving. phone away from Burton. Other one another)?” “Everybody” (one of her base­ that there was no room for fight­ The Bosstones’ remarkable See BOSSTONES on page 15 Her musical accompaniment ment hits from the early 80s). A was phenomenal, especially the true Madonna fan, I could really Boo Radleys take one Giant Step forward drums and percussion sections appreciate the ressurection of an furnished by Omar Hakim and oldie but goodie. Overall, The problem. The hooks are there, the happy repetition Luis Conte, respectively. Most of Girlie Show was an excellent — these songs are catchy from the first play and the songs were rearranged and performance clearly defining iliE boo KAdltys merit another listen. revealed a more soulful flavor. that there are no boundaries or But what about the rest of the album? The four The songs were not only enjoy- taboos in art and creativity. aforementioned tunes, “I Hang Suspended,” “Wish I Was Skinny,” “Rodney King,” and “Barney (...and Me),” don’t stand out because of any musi- tal differences. Au contraire—the Radleys seem to have a formula that calls for voice distortion, lots of guitar pedal work, and space-age filler music. These four songs must be the best because they strike that perilous balance between “I’ve heard it all before” and “This is just too weird.” They bring in some interesting instruments: the clarinet, the fluegelhorn the cello. These help form an overall mellow sound, reminiscent of the ’70s. CjlANJ su p s Remember being little, sitting on a carousel horse at the fair, getting swept away by the quirky clanging music, with the smell of cotton candy DenUe Inman stuck in your hair? A few songs on Giant Steps are M y aging Editor ______made just for that. Tracks one, three, six and eight sound destined But then, unbelievably, there are songs that take for the prime time. the other extreme. “Spun Around,” a musical re- That is, these songs from the Boo Radleys’ latest aeation of a bad acid trip, drifts off with a distort- l^adonna^! release. Giant Steps, could be played on WDRE, no See RADLEYS on page 15 taboos in its evening of “art” and music.

m The Triangle * October 22,1993 * 15 Howard Jones: Voice of The Backroom speaks to The Triangle Giant steps Nick DiPranco pened is that there’s been so started I had a young audience, not too keen on that. Entertainment Editor much dance music, that people but now 10 years on those peo­ A: You're playing the TLA in On Oct. 12,1 had the oppor­ are longing for the kind of old- ple are in their late teens and Philly, which is a small venue. Do for Boo tunity to speak with Howard fashioned pop songs, and lyrics middle 20s. It’s fascinating to see you prefer this over the larger Jones about his upcoming CD, and tunes. I mean, I have noth­ those people as well as the peo­ venues? Radleys his current tour, and his music ing against dance music, I think ple who stuck with me from the HJ: Well I’ve certainly been RADLEYS from page 14 in general. Here’s what we chat­ it’s great, and I really like a lot of beginning. enjoying the smaller venues I’ve ted about. it, but what’s happened is that A : What prompted you to been playing. You can see every­ ed voice speaking unintelligible A: Your tour features you with the songs done by modem artists record The Backroom? one, and everyone gets a good phrases. It was tedious to listen banks of synthesizers, just like have been squeezed out recently. HJ: Well, I’m always working sound. It feels much more inti­ to and it didn’t prompt me to your early shows. Why did you I think that’s what people really in the studio and I’m always mate and personal. Especially want to get the story behind the come back to that format? like because I think that the early recording when I’m not touring, with a one-man show, people get lyrics. HJ: I’ve just completed 10 80s was a very productive time. I and I worked up this batch of a chance to know me much bet­ In fact, these songs are studies years of making records, and I think it was a golden age of pop songs that I thought really start­ ter. There’s no production, it’s in extremes, traversing genres all thought it was a good way to music, myself....There [were] a ed to gel together as a piece of just me. I think it’s appropriate in the same song. A tune with wrap up these 10 years by going lot of bands who had a lot of work. I didn’t feel like it was the for me to play those places at the soft spoken lyrics and an easygo­ out and doing the same things I good songs and they had a long next studio album. It felt like moment because I feel I have to ing melody suddenly becomes a started off, with the difference string of hits, and I ^ n k it was a having fun in the studio and build it up from the grass roots speed-metal thrash set. After a being that now the equipment very exciting time. I said to songs that I’d like people to hear, again and I want it to be based few listens, however, the has become so much more myself, “It’s only a matter of though I wouldn’t want them to on good live shows. I’ve been changes were less apparent and sophisticated, and it usually around for 10 years, and I hope the differences more welcome. works! When I started off it was to be around for another 10. As As for lyrics, there are some like pre-midi...and now it’s a long as I can play and make that strike one as being novel. chance to share those ideas, but records, I don’t mind where I For example, from “If You Want 10 years on. play! It, Take It,” the second verse ▲ : What do you think of the A: What kind of music are you begins, “Grab what’s going and new technologies...and how are listening to now? make it/Mine, no sense in hang- they different than what you .were HJ: Well, I’ve been trying to ing/Round waiting for hand-me using beforehand? keep up with what’s going on, downs.” Of course, these are the HJ: You can have so many and I’ve been listening to every­ only lyrics that discuss taking more synths running live. I’ve thing from Smashing Pumpkins action. just got this brand new piece of to Sheep on Drugs to C.J. All other songs have a reflec­ gear that enables me to play har­ Bowlind, Speedy J, anything I tive tone, each one just seeking monies live with my voice, can lay my hands on that looks to understand why a relation­ which is really amazing, and I’m very modern. And I think it’s ship didn’t work out—“What having a lot of fim with that. I’m very important to keep up with am I supposed to do now just working it into the set now what people think and the cre­ that/Love’s gone away,” from A: You can hear yourself in ative energy. I don’t like every­ “Butterfly McQueen,” or “I keep four voices with that? thing, but there are some things on trying to find a way out/But HJ: Yes, you can have up to time before that period of music regard it as my next album, and I find really inspiring. I try and it’s OK you don’t lock the door four harmonies, as well as your gets recognized.” It’s the same so I decided to just sell it at the take a flavor of some of those anymore,” from “Lazarus.” own voice singing at the time. here [in England]. I don’t think gig so that only fans could get a things and bring it into my own I don’t suggest listening too A: Tve noticed in Philly and it’s good to look back all the hold of it. I’ve gotten hundreds music. That’s what music is closely to the lyrics on Giant all over a resurgence of the music time...but I can understand the of letters back saying that they about ... it’s an evolving, devel­ Steps, since they aren’t essential of the 1980s. Do you think this hankering of those 80s tunes. really like it. They like the fact oping thing. I think it’s impor­ to the music. The entire album trend is a positive thing? A: Do you think that The Best that it’s really exclusive, and you tant not to close your eyes to isn’t at all bad, just don’t listen HJ: I think that what’s hap- of Howard Jones will turn more can’t get it in the shops or any­ what a new generation of people to it too intently. Put it on low, people on to 80s music? thing. It feels a bit more under­ are doing and the music they are relax, get your homework done. HJ: Well, I don’t know. I get ground. making. ska grooves shocked and surprised when I A : That CD will probably A: Well, I just have one more Triangle Review see the ages of some of the peo­ become a collector's item, and will question for you: Who does your |0|ll2l3MI5lel7r8T9 at Armory ple who have been turning up at probably get bootlegged around laundry? my concerts. They could only the block. Do you mind that? HJ: (laughs) Well, I’m poor, Giant Stops . BOSSTONES from page 14 have been 8 years old when I put HJ: No, I don’t mind it get­ and I live at home, and ‘cause Boo Radtoys my first record out, and it’s fas­ ting bootlegged, I guess. I under­ I’m poor I do it myself. And at Producer. Bool Productions than that, fans were allowed to cinating that there’s a whole new stand there’s a possibility that home, my beautiful wife Jane Creation/ Columbia party on as they wished, and generation that discovered the will happen. If people want to does it for me. they were appreciative. music after it’s been out. That’s make cassette copies for their There were two opening one of the benefits of being out friends. I’m very happy about bands for the show, Shootzy for a long time, where you start that. The idea of some big syn­ Groove and Ruder Than You. to bridge your audience. When I dicate getting hold of it ... I’m Shootzy Groove is a pro-pot, Dining Room hip-hop, metal band from New York, that proved to be a boring & Bar Specials band that kept the crowd mini­ mally interested, if at all. They SjpeciaU sounded sort of like a Rage Against The Machine that was Tues.- ALICE $5.95 Buffet left out of the refrigerator too E v er y W e d n e s d a y long. Admittedly, their aheady includes salad bar lackluster sound was fully $5.00 Meal Package includes destroyed by the poor acoustics in the Armory, but their intensi­ All Regular Drinks & a Free Buffet ty was misspent. Wed & Thurs Philly favorite Ruder Than 9:30pm-12:30am You played true to their ska her­ 2 for 1 entrees or itage, with a much less guitar oriented sound than the E v er y F riday sandwiches Bosstones. They are a fim band, with a two-man horn section, $1.00 Regular Drinks & Drafts and a fiinky ska beat. Their six Mon song set was a little short, how­ 10pm-12am ever. They did play a brand new AUCE A song called “No Way Out.” The Live music Wed other favorite of the night from E v er y Sa t u r d a y crab RTY was the bouncy tune “I’m starts 9:00 PM Not Deaf But I StiU Can’t Hear.” $1.00 Regular Drinks 10pm-12am iegs^ The Bosstones’ Barrett made several references to the poor acoustics and setup of the 250 whole wings & Armory venue, complaining about the.fence between the shrimp Thurs. stage and the crowd. He promised the crowd that the Bosstones wouki return in sever­ al months to play the Troc to In The Warwick Hotel make up for any inconvenience 17th & Locust Street the Armory provided. My Philadelphia PA advice: Go see them whatever PMMripMMA 215-546-8800 the cost, but be ready to sweat. 16 * The Triangle * October 22,1993 The invades the Trocadero Don^t take a short cut bad a band is, you stage dive. Gibbs remained cool just don’t scream and collected. Cain set up vis­ such nonsense. cous beats and would occasion­ past this treasure Nevertheless, the ally sneak a look over at Gibbs to Rollins Band took ensure he was maintaining the Entertainment Desk but the situations here are far over about 15 min­ groove. Finally, Rollins, sweating In current day Los Angeles, more startling in their reflection utes after Caterpillar profusely, worked the crowd in the lives of millions of people of the cruelty and confusion of departed. The Hrst his semi-crouch. carry on as ever before, without life in the 90’s. And the humor thing that struck me The band really seemed to be knowledge of or care for the here is far more sobering, as they took the enjoying themselves, a rarity at lives of others. In director almost fi-ighteningly so. Beneath stage was the new concerts these days. The bare­ Robert Altman’s Short Cuts, we the “nothingness” of Short Cuts bassist. I had heard footed rockers worked into the follow 22 very different charac­ is a painfully realistic view of life rumors of bassist slow jam “Tired,” described by ters whose lives collide with in the 1990’s. The genius of ’ leav­ Rollins as the feeling you get not each others’ in an unforgettable Altman’s intimate direction is ing but had hoped from physical exhaustion but way that will change them all that he makes us feel like a fly that they were fi-om Ixing tired of “all the crap forever. on the wall, an unacknowledged untrue. Yet in place in the world.” Gibbs whipped Without a principal character observer as he slowly paints his of the pale, mop out the distortion pedal for this or leading performer, Altman canvas with the details of these headed Weiss came one, giving the song a “Blues paints on a vast canvas the sto­ characters’ hves — each little a well-built black Jam” feel. ries of these 22 people, some of quirk, every crisis, all the laughs, man with a shaven Henry would address the \^om relate to others, and oth­ every priceless bit of dialogue — lenry Rollins, along with his head: . crowd between every other song ers v^o never even meet during like bold strokes of an artist’s Band, perronned at the Trocadero Oct. 8. Gibbs was a for­ or so on topics such as crowd the course of the film. This is paintbrush. If this sounds a bit Anthony Tamaccio mer member of the bands I and surfing, gun control, and moti­ not an episodic anthology film pretentious, at least the film is Special to The Triangle______Eye and , and vation. Rollins on crowd surfing: made up of a dozen or so unre­ anything but. There are two main reasons was with the Rollins Band on “Why would any guy want, like, lated vignettes; instead these 22 During some of the more pri­ why any fan of the Rollins Band August 8 when they played 35 other guys touching your characters live out their daily vate and tragic moments in the should be dismayed if they CBGB’s in New York under the butt?” The crowd then begged lives and affect each other in a film, Altman’s directorial missed the show at the pseudonym Move Right In. Rollins to attempt the act, to way that cannot easily be approach creates an uncomfort­ Trocadero on Friday, October 8. Gibbs vanquished any fears that which he responded he’d try if explained. On a linear level the able voyeuristic feel. At times, First, all-new material was per­ I had within the first two new only the girls would catch him. film has no plot and, ultimately, you want to look away so as not formed, and second, new bassist tunes. With his five-string bass, After their first break, the is about absolutely nothing. This to invade the characters’ priva­ Melvin Gibbs made his he more than held his own with band rolled into “Watch the may make Short Cuts sound like cy, but Altman keeps your eyes Philadelphia debut. excellent drummer Sim “Sugar” Freak,” a song about the looks a long episode of TV’s Seinfeld, See CUTS on page 17 The night began with a Cain as well as guitarist Chris one gets if he strays from the mediocre performance by open­ Haskett, sound man Theo Van fashion norm, and “Liar,” a song ing band Caterpillar. They hit Rock, and of course, vocalist Rollins referred to as “a true love the stage at approximately 8:00 Henry Rollins. song.” p.m. and never seemed to hook Rollins introduced Gibbs and Rollins returned for a final the audience for their 35 minute informed the crowd that he had encore before calling it a night. set. The vocals, shared by the been with the band for the past 6 The Rollins Band clocked in bassist and the rhythm guitarist, months. He also stated that the with about two hours of new were muffled and difficult to band created new material material and left the crowd understand. The lead guitarist instead of having Gibbs learn the screaming for more. It was a hit the audience with some good old songs. The first four or five totally refreshing experience for riffs but the drummer laid down songs were quality, fast-paced this jaded concertgoer - to see a only the barest of backbeats. jams, much of v ^ t you’ve come band you enjoy without having ^m e of the rude fans on the to expect of the Rollins Band. any expectations. Needless to floor even had the audacity to Haskett hit the audience with say, I can’t wait for the new as scream, “Get off the stage!” tight riffs while pushing people yet untitled album due out in between songs. I don’t care how off the stage as they attempted to February. if you can read this then you are Not Just Another Contest! oljvlously reading

t r i a n g l e entertalnm eiit Lyle Lovett is just one of the huge cast of somebodies and nobodies assembled by Robert Altman to bring his Short Cuts to the sih^er a d m i t i t . screen. It ’S N ot A l t e r n a t i v e It ’s J u s t U n p o p u l a r w k t o p 3 5 a t 9 1 .7 FM For the week ending 13) Bikini Kill 26) Red Red Meat New Radvo/RAd Girl/Demirep 7” Flank/lntro/Lather 7" October 18,1993 Kill Rock Stars Sub Pop 1) KiUdozer 14) New Radiant Storm IQng 27) Hail/Snail The Pig Was Cool 7" Smear/Indiana Jones 7" How to live with a Tiger Touch ‘n’ Go Trixie Funky Mushroom 2) Zen Guerrilla 15)EdHaU 28) Pegboy PuU/NikSongr Motherscratcher ForeEp Union Hall Trance 1/4 Stick 3) Blue 16) Half Japanese 29) Buck-O Codt Roach 7” Fire in the Sky Nine Bovine Safe House Silver Girl 4) QBE/Kings of Feedback 17) Superconductor 30) Dragon Ball Split r Hit Songs for Girb Trev’s Tune In Tim Burton's Nightmare Before Christmas, Inunortal Records Boner/Tupelo Local Release 5) 18) Railhed Christmas is taken over by the forces of 31) Smog Dick Tarantella Julius Caesar Crus Halloween, giving the worid a fright and the Jade Tree Drag City 6) Caterpillar 19) Buzzmuscle 32)Var viewer one heck of a ride. To win a N ig h tm a re Bus 6/Whiskey Priest Commedian 7" Neck Loud *«’ Ugly voL 1 EP flipbook or mini-poster, just know the answ er to Perishable Bovine 7) Brain BIo 20) Kitschchao this trivia question: Compilation 33) Archers of Loaf Colon Blow IdcyMettU Casting Coch Com poser D aany Elfm aii, %»ho has Local Rdease Alias 8) Today is the Day 21) Engine Kid St^>emova 34)Chokebore sco r^ oil of fI m B urton's film s to Bear Catching Fish Motionless An^hetamine Reptile dato, b riio load siagor of w hat C/Z Anq>hetamine Reptile 9) Don Cabellerro 22) Meth 25 ForRespea 35)YoUTengo m asical groop? Rubber Bdl/Smack Painful Touch ‘n’ Go Bring your answ er to 3010 MacAlister, and if Beet Matador/Atlantic 10) Meanies 23)DevUDogs you're right, you vrini Rhyming Logic/Operator 7* Saturday Night Fever Listen on Tuesdays to Merge Sympathy for the Record Industry "Seven- 11) Guided By Voices 24) Milf/Tugboat Anne SURGEON GENERAL’S WARNING: IF YOU’VE WON Vampire on Titus Split 7“ witti Ractiel Scat IN THE PAST 3 CONTESTS, ENTERING THIS ONE Cash Cow Noon to 3:00 p.m. 12) Railroad Jerk 25)Var MAY BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH 02.20.92 7“ Feast of the Sybarites House, techno, and disco that's Walt Lotus Pool t)etter than ttie previous six! The Triangle»October 22,1993 ♦ 17 Short Cuts: ’90s life on film CUTS from page 16 you don’t quite want to leave These guys are mad as Hatters them when it’s over. Altman Heather Emswiler club circuit as The Spin Doctors Live Thunderchicken — hee glued to the screen. Take, for closes the film without resolving Staff Writer and Blues Traveler. Where else haw, I say — sums up my feel­ example, an eye-opening scene a lot of issues and as a result, the What do The Hatters have in do you get the idea that if you ings towards the entire album: during which Julianne Moore end credits seem to come too common with Eddie Vedder and add a bttle “hip” to your music “When I write my last song/ Kill and Matthew Modine have an soon, as if you’re asked to leave a Anthony Kiedis? The Hatters you’ll make it big in the main­ me there before Vm gone.” argument, and Moore just party before it’s over. Though can’t decide which one of the stream scene? I don’t know what stands in the middle of the room the film runs a whopping 3 two they would rather imitate. gives this knee-slapping quintet Triangle Review with nothing on but a strategi­ hours and 9 minutes, I wanted Oh well that’s their decision, the initiative to “go for it,” but I EIDBaDBSaDOE!] cally-designed blouse — this is to see more. Robert Altman has although I wish they would do know that their music shouki undoubtedly the single longest created an American classic, an make up their minds. It’s killing be kept secluded in these club Uvm Thmtdtchlekmi camera shot of frontal nudity in enormous marathon movie that me. circuits. TiMHattors movie history. Here, too, is is somehow greater than the sum The Hatters’ first track, “Clip The last track, “When I Write Dinctad by Petar Denenberg and Huey Lewis exposing himself in of its parts and characters. The On,” from the album Live My Last Song,” from the album Tha Hattart a way you have never witoessed film is so real it’s terrifying. But Thunderchicken — the name Atlwrtic before. And there are other not- it’s also scathingly funny. says everything— is definitely so-private moments that create Altman presents life as we know proof of vocalist Adam Hirshs’ equally unforgettable images: a it with an in-your-face vividness, adoration of the Red Hot Chili fleet of pesticide-spraying heli­ but he also shows us the humor Peppers. The band tries their a f t,- ’ * ? copters that recalls the Wagner lurking in the most unlikely of mightiest to use psycho-fimk rap beach attack sequence from places, even amidst the most as Kiedis does. Their end result, Apocalypse Now; the sight of devastating circumstances. If his though, is more like a country Tim Robbin’s motorcycle cop Shorts Cuts is a portrait of life as hoe-down. with his dog in a basket, ditching we know it, then take a long, The songs continue to get it in a strange neighborhood hard look — you just might see worse, as the electric guiter solos because he hates it; the shocking someone you know here. blend into duets with the har­ image of an 8-year-old child get­ Triangle R eview monica. The lyrics say things like ting hit by a car; a careless sexual “I’ll step upon your potato head endeavor that turns horribly vio­ BaoiiaBEaQOEin boyfriend.” I am not impressed. lent; a divorced husband literate- Actually I’m getting depressed ly dividing his and his ex-wife’s because every song sounds iden­ W' ^ / assets; the revelation of a dead Short CutM tical. You don’t know the defini- body in a river. Andl« MacDowsll, Bnic» ton of repetition until you’ve So here we have a film about Davison, Jullann* Moor*, heard The Hatters. nothing. Except med flies, traffic Matthow Modino, Amo I wasi’t surprised when I read jams, smog, crime, highway Archor, Frod Ward, Jonnlfor that The Hatters played the same Atlantic recording artists The Hatters. Clockwise from bottom left: Adam Evans, Tommy Kaelin, Billy Jay Stein, Jon Kaplan, Adam Hirsh. shootings, traffic accidents, Jason Loigh, Chris Ponn, Ull limosuines, dirty pools, phone Taylor, Robort Downoy, Jr., sex, jazz bars, marriage, divorce, MadoMno Stowo, Tim Drexel University's Editorial & Opinion infidelity, secrets, alcoholism, Robbtais, LHy TomHn, Tom getting high, talking dirty, Walts, Francos MeDormand, Entertainment parading around the house M a r QaMagbor, Annlo Ross, Student naked, hospitals, dead bodies, Lori SIngsr, Jack Lommon, fishing, sex, children, urinating Lylo Lovott, Back Honry, Huoy Advertising outdoors, nude paintings, birth­ Lawls Newspaper day cakes, estranged relation­ Diractad by Robert Attman Comics ships, annoying pets, smoking, RneUne Features earthquakes, fimerals. Jeopardy, S i n c e r t s rape, murder, suicide, and death. And life. e w s Altman lets us get so close to 1 9 2 6 his characters that everything t h o u they experience becomes our e experiences. Which brings out an inherent flaw in the film, indeed the movie’s only draw­ back: after spending so much t r i a n g l e time with these people you have come to identify so closely with. Murmurs and Reckonings Record reviews for those with short attention spans! The Triangle music staff needs some way to give I t ' s Kihda every band its fair share, so here it is! Albums are listed with artist, title, labd, and the ever-present rating. Enjoyi -compiled by Jonathan Poet and Nick DiFranco

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The new album from this four man, one woman outfit from L.A. Their indie rock sound is a little more poppy than some of their east coast cousins, with some wacky guitar sounds mixed in. The song INTRODUCING writing does hokl your interest throughout the album. Although they don’t really hit you over the head with an impressive new sound, the noises they do make are pretty good. you watch the game, you predict the ploys with a remote control. Cali 'em right, you get points. Call 'em wrong, you lose points. Live via national sateliite, it's the hottest thir>g to hit Spore Fear God Smart Alex since the Buffalo wingl So bring your friends, bring Taang 4 your brain and let the best quarterback win! Basically, Spore is a noise fest. The Fear God EP features lots of screaming, audio samples of a Gospel recording, and some music. It’s kind of like an indie-pop Metallica, except a lot less refined. Oh, and did I mention that it’s pointless? They have a song called ^ S M A K T A i n ^ “Hemorrhaging Gums” that completely lives up to its messy, bloody AN EATING AND DRINKING EMPORIUM. title. If you want to scare your neighbors, alienate your parents, or wake up a sleeping lab partner, play this CD. 36th & Chestnut Streets at the Sheraton Univefsity ( ^ . Pttone 386*5556. Senm g brealdM t lunch and dmner. Page 18 The Triangle C o m ics October 22,1993 Horoscope by David Smith 1 ‘SO M m Nj WHMCr. / / y f •pAMN nie/Hr, ueurenfinr... s b b m s t h a t People whose birfhdoy is this week: Your mocxi is in Safum. eiesuM ptrr MT/ff This may present a problem in s ------1 HlTUSr dealing with those rough-and- < tumble types. Try a more laid I back attitude. Remember, what Nore. Hortfttp ATAu: doesn't kill you just hurts a lot. t r ^ - z ^ Aries (March 21-April 19): Be careful when opening up to others, your liver is not os pretty I as you thought. Long pauses between words give you time to think. Taurus (April 20-May 20): Smooth the wrinkles in your tin foil. The longer you wait to )!oome efovm HAmSr /V. make your move, the more m ^mp SHiHf Him Tue vALve cr interest you pile up. Tonight: mfmtrr- Mm hm one 6f vs a^aim. Water under the bridge. Gemini (May 21*June 20): gfesuu'j $mn/^ mpmsNT,,. Watch out for that once-in-a* lifetime opportunity, you may m rm m nsws. , never see it again. Thinking about yesterday brings up bad THef'U Jt/sr flAVL seafood. Don't think of the fifAfTAUP Tm 3rH£AP Pf£ number 9. /tu- ovfii T/ie Fuee '■ Jifsr to ferM Cancer (June 21-July 22): N» Aquarius would be rising, but /fH«(/!7A^ fm because of LaborManagement vmairtve.m relation difficulties, your horo­ ffieiiHttr. 3 0 scope for this week is on strike. Tonight: Do what you want, you're going to anyway. Leo (July 23-Aug. 22): Bubble wrap pops up on occasion. Death visits tonight wearing red suspenders. Try using poetry to 0|/IFrr<«f block his path. i ^ c J 0vrs9vncnii6r Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Looming ahead of you, like tar J|a itfitinm! melting off a roof, is that big expense you've been putting off for months. Now is the time to nip it in the bud before it falls on the ground and you have to sweep it up over the R altar and into the net for a score of 23-12. Tonight: Marry. ftn'r wefur. r/M. PI/TTM4 PfJroFU/ Ubra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): The S»/SMtM M T/ff-ff/rusr v!f4s vie mffi" man to your left is dealing off TM»/ir TO P O . ------of the bottom of the deck. Re­ think your schedule; tomorrow is another day. Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): This week presents a plethora of possibilities. Do not discount ufffB urm ^p a road trip, a good hot bath, ^i; MAifS Me AS or major surgery. Tonight: yovfi )ieunciL 7 Recover. I Sagittarius (Nov. 22’Dec.21): Don't worry that you missed out on that date last night, you Awr mr. mn ^esArm were more enriched by the ------n» gome of leap-frog than by any amount of booty. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jon. 19): Bring back some fire to your relationship. Small electrical t r i a n g l e appliances are on sale at Penney's. Listen to that voice in your head that says, 'Squeak! c o m ic s Squeak! I swallow your foot!' Aquarius (Jon 20-Feb. 18): Indian Summer gives way to a long, cold winter. Be pre­ pared. Your brass monkey needs a leash. Pisces (Feb. 19-Morch 20): Many obstacles obscure your view. Remove them one by one with hedge clippers. This also relieves stress. Tonight: Be productive, think, do, listen. The TViangle»October 22, 1993»19

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In d e x A p a r t m e n t s A p a r t m e n t s A p a r t m e n t s R o o m m a t e s ON PENN CAMPUS...... VARIOUS SIZE 32ND & POWELTON MODERN 3 & 4 BED­ The Triangle Classifieds are sepa­ Baring 3 6 0 9 . Large sunny one bedroom Room for rent at 3216 Summer Street. APARTMENTS AVAILABLE NOW. SHORT ROOM CONDOS. RREPLACES. ALARM SYS­ apt. with living room + kitchen * more. Low rent (leaa than $150/month) plua 1 /7 rated into 11 available classifica­ TERM ACCEPTED. WEISENTHAL PROPER­ TEMS, GARAGES, BILEVELS, ALL AMMENI­ $465/m onth. Call 222-4540.______of utilities and deposit Waaher and Diyer TIES. $ 7 0 0 -1 4 0 0 . FRANKLIN RENTALS tions in the order below. If you TIES 4029 SPRUCE STREET 386-2380 2 Bdrm: Spacious, Renovated. Seperate on premises. Female preferred. No peta. MON-SAT ______382-7368.______cannot find a heading, there are no living room, eat-in kitchen, end bedroom Ceil Carol or Angie at 38 & 8 123 . Availeble One/Two Bedroom Apartment*. Drexel- 32ND & BARING LARGE 4 BEDROOM, 2 areas. Modem bath, hardwood floor. 17 around mkkJIe of October or before if neo- ads of that type in this week’s Kelly Dorm Area. Affordable, clean, BATH BILEVEL APARTMENT, LAUNDRY, min. walk to university. Ck>se to trans­ eaaary.______STORAGE, GET THIS - ONLY $850 AND IT newspaper. •ecure. Kitchen, bath, w/d available, portation and groceries. Available Dec. Roommate needed to ahare bedroom INCLUDES HEAT!! FRANKLIN RENTALS 2 cable ready, all utllltlee included. On 1993 immediately. $530.00+util. Call apartment at 32nd and Hamilton. $175 a 382-7368.______Drexel S e c tJ ^ Route. 386-7369. (215)284-4838.______month phis electric. R il kitchen is includ- Apartments FIVE BEDROOM APARTMENT - 3401 3312 HAMILTON STREET: Efficiencies, Three Bedroom. 2 bath. BIG BIG Bi-level ed In this great deal. Call 382-1538. SPRING GARDEN ST. BI-LEVEL, LARGE Sublets one and two bedrooms from $299/mo up. apt. with garden, renovated baths and One Roonrvnata needed. Own room in 5 BEDROOMS. TWO BATHS, LARGE LIVING kitchen, a /c , friendly neighborhood, 3 8 23 Heat gas and hot water included. All apart­ bedroom houae. W /0, D/W, Deck, Roommates ROOM. FRESHLY PAINTED, FIREPLACE, Hamilton. Discounted to $850. 222- ments have walk-in closets. Iota of win­ Baaement. Beer Mieater. Call 222-0050. For Sale LOW COST GAS HEAT. $1150 - 3B&6722. 1207.______dows, wanting distance to school. 349- Aak for Martm/Paul/Houae.______FAR OUT BUT CHEAP - 51 3 N. 38th St. Wanted . 9429.______This 7 bedroom house is herd to believe THREE BEDROOM BI-LEVEL. LOW COST Single rooma available for $265 + util. Text Books until you SEE IT! This is ONE GREAT BIG Room for rent in Carriage Lane Townhouse GAS HEAT, REnNISHED OAK FLOORS, TILE HOUSE! 3 of the sunny bedrooms are 36th & Powelton - in a apackMJa arKl quiet Senrices w / spacious rooms, alarm system, W/D, BATH, GALLEY KITCHEN, ROOF DECK. eech as big as studto apartments. 2 llvirv houae, siQrIights, hardwood floor, w /d. liv­ Help Wanted fireplace, private parking and waiting for $650 .00-t-. 38S6722.______roonw, 2 1 /2 bath. 222-1207.______ing room, atu(^, dining room. Call Anna at you. Please call Gayle ASAP O 222-3119. 977-7319 momirck m ent Great orvcampus k)cation. Washer ed and aafe, friendly neighborhood. Single room available, $190 per month Announcements from Kelly. Rent includea heat arid hot • Dryer. Parking. Modem Kitchen. $495 Excellent tocatton for Drexel, Penn, ahop- pkja utilitiea. Second and th M atoriea of Personals water. Clean end safe, on Drexel security pernx>nth. Cell 527-7809.______ping A tranaportation. A BARGAIN at three story row house on Lancaater Ave. route. Newly Painted. Call 664-7779. 1 Bedroom Apartment on 35th and Rece. $425. Call 222-1207.______Alarm ayatem, w /d, central heater, living room, roof deck, modem kitchen. Call 3 6 1 5 BARING ST., 2ND FL, LARGE ONE 10 min walk from campus for $350/nK>, Do you need your own private quiet OFFICE Mike or Rob at 38S8567.______BEDROOM WITH HARD WOOD FLOORS, rent inchxles heat -f hot water. Available with fsK, Xerox, nxKiem. furniture, kitchen now till Dec. 31, 1993. Call SM at 382- P la c in g C la ssified s NEWLY PAINTED. $5 5 0 .0 0 INC. UTS. Call & full bath at $195-295 + 7 Believable? UPSCALE TWO BEDROOM CONOO A 1916.______The deadline for placing a clas- 222-4800.______Think it's in a bad neighborhood? WRONG! BLOCK FROM RITTENHOUSE SQUARE • LARGE TWO BEDROOM APARTMENT, BI­ Best Powelton tocation. 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Rent: $300 ROOM IN SECURE BUILDING. NEW DECK. BI-LEVEL, LARGE MODERN KITCHEN, SPA­ CONVIENIENT TO CAMPUS AVAILABLE. (includea everything). Available Nov. 1. b e , and writing should be l^ble. LARGE ROOMS, ONLY $5 00 MANY OTHER CIOUS BEDROOMS, ONE BATH ON EACH MULTIPLE LOCATIONS. FOR MORE INPOR- Pleaae call 2 2 2 ^ 7 9 . If there are no copies of the FLOOR. AVAILABLE DEC. Is t . $ 8 2 5 .0 0 -I-. 2 BEDROOMS $500-1000. FRANKLIN MATION CONTACT 563-5535.______RENTALS 382-7368. CALL 38 & 6 722 . classified form available, write Bright. 3-story Victorian complete ly reno­ F o r S a l e your ad on a full sheet of paper. vated 6 BR, 2 tile bath, d/w , central air, For Sale; LCII. 8 /8 0 . About a year oM. Include your name, organization, huge living room, close to Drexel and $1100 obo. Don't forget - 4 megs of transportation. Available now. $1150 phone number and address. If you memory is about $300 at today's bpices. -i-/mo. Robert 21562S4995. Herd drive is brand new. Ask about moni- are a Drexel student, please S u b l e t s tor. Call42S2457.______include your student number. CHEAP! - CHEAP! - CHEAP! - Almost new Always make note of the date the rW ESTTx7 TWO ROOM EFnCIENCY on 35th and Race, imageWriter II Printer $199.00; 1 3 ' Apple 10 min. to campus, available for Color Monitor $199.00; 12' Apple ad was placed, and the section in $350/m o. Heat, hot water included. Monochrome Monitor $99.00; 3 1/2* which you wish the ad to be V Ii L L A G l i Available n< Af till Dec. 31, 1993 with Apple Disk Dri\« $149.00; 5 1 /4 * Apple option to renew the lease. Call Sid at 382- in beautiful historic Powelton Villaqe Disk Drive $119.00; Apple iIGS Computer placed. Be sure to sign your name. 1916.______- Lots of software - Best Offer, Cables In Person Sublet - Room available for winter term included. Call Zak 667-4141.______M in u t e s fr o m D r e x e l C a m pu s & C o n v e n ie n t to Pe n n Our office is 3010 MacAlister Hall. starting January 1 s t Rent is $265 -► elec­ OKIDATA Okimate 20 color printer. Full Mail AFFORDABLE APARTMENTS/PRICED COMPETITIVELY tricity. Ck)se to campus, room big enough cotor up to 144 X 144 DPI graphics. 24 for one person, own bathroom, kitchen element printhead. Exc. Condition. Still in The Triangle • Spacious modem renovated and reconditioned, fully furnished. Contact 367-7391.______box. $50 obo. Call 362-2426.______Attn: Classifieds Manager one-two bed rooms. 32nd & Baring, 1 bedroom in 4 bedroom VW 86 GTI all black, 5 speed, limo-tinted • 4-bedroom bi>levelt, 2 baths, C/A, w/d, d/w, roof deck. apt., avail. Sept. - June, window ac. glass, pulk>ut Kenwood stereo. Sunroof, 32nd & Chestnut Streets $175/m th.. plus util., no pets, pref. • T ow nhoutes, two bi-level bedrooms and 1 new 4 disc brakes and tow profile perTor- .PhUadelphia. PA 19104 female. Cell Kristen O 382-5840. Please marx:e tires, turt>o^ufner. very fast. Must br w/ patio, garage, 2 1/2 baths, w/d, d/w, C/A, sec. systeip, leave message.______Fax see it test drive. Mint condition in and The Trian^e Fax number is (215) Rental office at 32ND ST. END of Powelton Ave. Two roommates wanted. Six bedroom 3 o u t Other extras included. $5900 nego- full bath, hardwood floor, clean, living tiable. Interested? Call 382-2426. 895-5935. If you ad is a paid ad, a Oust DOWN THE BLOCK from Village Pizza) room, dining room, full kitchen, w /d w / copy of the check or money order 215*387-3314 large basement and backyard. Security Fuji Del Ray Road Bike - 12 speed system, very quiet, friend^ 190 + . Call Shimano Gear Group and Brakes. Rims should be faxed and the original Hrs Mon-Fr110 to 5 • open Sat & Sun by appointnfient Louis 243-1264 or 386-9683. Cro-lite, crorrwly frame & fork - All acces­ should be mailed or dropped off in sories, all aluminum components - 24 Iba., 25 inch frame. Sacrafica at $250. Call person. 843-7527.______For information about 19 87 Ford Eacort GL - Black w / Gray interi­ or, 5 apeed, clean, reliable, runa great, Costs & Limits Depressed Teens OUT program for depressed many new parta. $1000 or beat offer. 843-7527-Marc______DREXEL ADVERTISERS teens, please call Paul FbrSale; 1993 Trek 750. Retail $600, 4 Cost: FREE. Exceptions: normal ad Ambrosini, M.D., or rates apfrfy for personal businesses he Child and Adolescent Depression Clinic Joanne WaUen,M.S.W., and apartments. * Extra Incom e’93* Ijmiti! 2 classified ads per person r at the Medical CoUege of Pennsylvania can at (215) 842-4406. EanSDO-WOmH^mBVim per issue, with a 40 word maxi provkle flICf evaluations for depressed teens T^awsllMochuwaL mum for each. Personals have a 25 rw^------nvM------iiiiiraHon word maximum. Ads will be edited aged 13 to 19 1/ 2. For those w ho aie depressed aanJaaslaclwaaadrtan f rtanwlopato: for length. IM kCL PXX 00(2530, Manri, FL33aS1 and physically healthy, H U t treatm ent is avail­ B^dical O in^ID E ADVERTISERS Cost: (per wedc) $3.50 for the first able in a m ediadon study. Evaluattons are possi­ COLLEGE 25 words and $.15 for each word ble at our CoUege offices in Philadelphia and in OF P ennsylvania thereafter. Tear sheets are $.25 Special extra. Ads Must be pre-paid. satellite offices in Bucia County and Ambler. 3300 Hcniy Avenue Payment can be made by cash, PhUaddphIa, FA 19129 Student flirfaies money order, or check. LimitSl there are no ad limits or word limits for paid classifieds. London...... $360 LAW OFFICES Cancun...... 310 Additional Info COHEN & HONEYMAN If there i« a charge for your San Jose...... 447 advertisement, full payment must U.S. IMMIGRATION & CITIZENSHiP be received before the ad can run. Suite 925 • The Exchange Building Paria...... 442 Multiple ads with duplicate 1411 Walnut Street (Broad & Walnut) subjecU will not be accepted unku PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA 19102 • (215) Ftankfurt...... 449 they are paid for or submitted on 854-0060 Tokyo...... 899 disk (MacWrite format). No classifieds will be accepted EMLYM. COHEN. E8QUHE CHARLES M. HONEYMAN, ESQUME Buenof Airw...... 940 over the telephone. PORIZGV 8TDDBHT8 AMD SCHOLARS SIBKZMO mPLOYllIMT ZH TBI U .S . Ads may be cancelled or cor­ CALL COHEN AND HONEYMAN BEFORE YOU GO ON YOUR NEXT JOB INTERVIEW AU faraa R oondtrlp from rected by notifying the classifieds York. Soow rcftrtcUoni staff in writing or by phone by the *******COHEN & HONEYMAN CAN HELP YOU******* apply.Tkx not lacludcd. S.’OO p.m. Tuesday ^dline. No refunds will be given for cancdled ANTICIPATE EMPLOYERS' QUESTIONS & CONCERNS ABOUT HIRING FOREIGN ads. NATIONALS ______m UNDERSTAND YOUR RIGHTS AND RESPONSIBILITES UNDER THE LAW STATRAViL BY PREPARING CERTIFIED LETTERS FOR PROSPECTIVE EMPLOYERS Triangle EXPLAINING IMMIGRATION LAWS AND PROCEDURES BY INTERVENING ON YOUR BEHALF WITH PROSPECTIVE EMPLOYERS C lassifieds BY REPRESENTING YOU BEFORE THE INS AND US LABOR DEPARTMENT 21S-382-2928 BE PRIPARID DON'T BB PA88I0 OVER BBCAUSI YOU DON'T KMdT THB LAN 3730 Walnut &r»Krr The best way to get your word «cro» PmXAOILPKlA. PA 19104 Multi-Culturat/MulthUngual Staff: Chinese, Spanish, Korean and Russian spoken 895-2585 • 3010 MacAlister Hall P hiladelphia • Bala C ynwyd • C herry H ill • P rinceton 2 2 • The Triangle»October 22,1993 F o r S a fe F o r S a l e Wanted Services Help W anted For S«l«: Magnovox 25' color console ($10«), 1 tweed jacket 38L ($30) win tai- Wanted; two mountain biw s. Any kind or $$$ Work study positions available. Work theri center city store. Great $$$. Flexible door modil tv . $150 obo. Csil 382-4553 to fto ftt 487-0704 ask for Alex.______type and in good condition. Prica range for the Office of Community Services hours. Call Cheryl at 567-3247______and teaw ■ ______1985 Mercury Cougar. 64K milea, white, $1 00. Interested? Call Atforwo at 387- between your claases. We have a lot Need Cash? Get A Job! Earn %4.25/hr.... planned for the fall term. Help us organize Brown plaid couch $20, assoftad chairs a/c, all power, am/fm cass., very good 9324.______not! How does $8 to $15/hr. sound? service events and ongoing programs. (foidirf and otherwise) S5 ea.. Maka-shtn condition. $3300. (215)772-9094. SENIORS! SENIORS! SENIORS! - WE NEED Best part4ime job in Philly. Call for info: Looks great on your resume, and will give wall look rack (very stirdy) $5. Call Mike YOUR HELP! The class of 19 94 Senior 6 2 9 0 7 7 3 .______Microwave Oven, 0.9 cu. ft., soft touch you senous experiences to talk atx>ut at or Rob at 38fr8567.______keypad, temperature probe, many fea­ Convnrttee is looHmg tor volunteers to help your intenriews. Call 895-2158 or 895- Earn $500 • $1000 weekly stuffing fundraise, plan the formal, and much FREE: A frierKlly cat needs a good horm. tures. Good corxlition. must sell. $70 or 1522.______envetopes. For details • RUSH $1.00 with Its owrter moved into a house in which best offer. Call 895-2296, leave msg. morel Stop by the USGA office (1st fl. SASE to: GROUP RVE: 57 Greentree Creese) for details or call 895-2577. MALE ESCORTS 18-28 needed for CC and someone has allerfies. Plesse contact Sony 1 3 ' Cotor TV, stereo sotnd, remote surrounding areas. P/T work, short fle x ile Drive, Suite 307; Dover, DE 19901. Stave at 243-1264.______control, cable compatible, excellent pic­ Thinking about selling your Centris 6507 hours, excellent pay. Boy NEXT Door types CRUISE SHIPS NOW HIRING • Earn up to 1979 Yamaha 650 Special II. Perfect con­ ture. Must sell. $120 Of best offer. Call Call 243-1439 and ask for Bill.______Call (2 15)492-0694.______$2,000+/month + world travel (Hawaii, dition, 4000 miles, garaged, $750 obo. 895-2296, leave mag.______I WANT TO BUY YOUR WKJET PRWTER. I •••FR E E TRIPS & C A S H !*** Call us and Mexico, the Canbbean, etc.). Sunvner arxl Please call 7 3 » 8 8 2 8 for more info.______Imagewriter II & cable, box of paper & HAVE A MAC WITH NO PARINTER AND AM find out how hundreds of students are Career employment available. No expert- 68 Ford Taums. 4 Door, Automalic, am/fm extra ribbons $200.00. Please leave a IN NEED OF ONE. WILL PAY TOP $. CALL already earning FREE TRPS and LOTS OF erwe neessary. For nrxxe information call stereo cassette, excellent condition. message at 259-5946.______9 9 S 6 4 1 3 LV. MSG.______CASH with America’s #1 Spring Break corrv 1-2066340468 ext C5280.______Perfect College Car! Call Seth at FULL SIZE BED AND BOXSPRING. LIKE I need uncensored graffiti from colleges panyl Choose Cancun, Bahamas, INTERNATINAL EMPLOYMENT - Make up to (215)222-3416 anytime. Leave message. NEW. $175 OR BEST OFFER. CALL 664- and universities throughout the U.S. for a Jamaica, Panama. Daytona or Padre! CALL $2,000V n x ). teaching basic conversation­ Price Negotiable.______1206 FOR MORE INFO.______book I'm trying to create. The idea behind NOW! TAKE A BREAK STUDENT TRAVEL al English abroad. Japan, Taiwan, and S. (800)328-SAVE or (617)424^222. FOR SALE; Black Mexjcan King Snake. A LOOK! LOOK! LOOK! Apple Macmlosh SE the book is to offer some whimsical Korea. Many provide room & board * GREAT PET! 3 1 /2 Ft $85. Call Andy • with 1.44 supefctive, keyboard, & mouse. insights into student's academic lives. •EXTRA INCOME '93^ Earn $200 - $500 other benefits. No previous training 357-1711.______Must sell now!!! Great condition. $300 or Have you seen any scribblings or murals weekly mailing 19 93 Travel brochires. For required. For more information call 1-206- 1987 Ford Escort GL • Black w / Grey best offer. Call (609)662-8754 & leave on or around campus that have sexual, vul­ nx>re information send a self addressed 632-1146 ext J5280.______Intenor. 5 speed, clean, reliable. Runs message. HURRY. fT WONT LAST LONG! gar, hunrwrous, gross or enlightening corv stamped envetope to: Travel Inc. P.O. Box ALASKA EIS«>LOYMENT - Students Needed! 2530, Miami, FL 33261.______Great - many new parts. $500 • must sell. 'Like new* microwave for sale. Cheap too! notatkxis to them? Send them to: Save Earn up to $2.500-^/m o. in canneries or 843-7527 Mare.______Call Usa at 382-5521.______the Graffiti Foundation, McGauvran S.C., CRUISE SHIP JOBS! Students needed! on fishing vessels. Many employers pro­ Earn $2000-t- monthly. Summer/holi­ 19 82 Honda Civtc, 4 speed, 116K , CRX Box *5269, University of vide Room St Board & Transportatioa No Unknown Mac software for a frscton of the day s/fu l Rime. World travel. Caribbean, sport wheels & tires. Hatchback, stereo Lowell, One University Ave., Lowell, MA experience necessary, for nrx>re informa- price! Can Tania ar 382-5521.______Hawaii, Europe, Mexico. Tour Guides, Gift w/ 6X9 speakers, ski racka, 40 MPG! 01 854. Be sure to irKhJde school name, tion call (206)54S4155 ext A5280. '87 Nissan Sentra, 99K miles, 2dr, 5sp, Shop Sales, Deck Harxls, Casino Workers, newspaper's name, aryj infor on how to Sell Spring break! experienced students $1000 or best offer. Call 843-7527. am /fm . new tires, brakes, exc. cond. Day etc. No experience necessary. CALL 602- contact you in the future.______wanted to promote S p r ^ Break vacations FULL SIZE BED. Hypoailergenic, like rww, 895-1236 Night 662-9703.______68 0-46 47, EXT. C147.______Wanted: Drafting table. Call 5 9 0 8 7 5 5 . for a serious and prestigious travel compa­ complete with boxspring. $175. 664- For sale: Blank disks 3 1/2* and 5 1 /4 ’ FREE TRIPS AND MONEY!! Individuals and 1205.______Groups & Clubs: Raise up to $500 • ny. Earn free trips and/or cash! Call ds/dd. 60 cents each. 5 1 /4 * disk stor­ Student Organizations wanted to promote Kimberiy at (8 0 0 )9 7 » 4 1 4 1 .______FURNITURE FOR SALE: Quewveiza futon, age boxes. External high density disk drive $1500 in less than a week. Plus win a trip the Hottest Spring Break Destinations, only 7 months oU. $160 • excellent table $140. Also 12* color monitor $190. to MTV SPRING BREAK '94 and get a FREE call the nation's leader. Inter-Campus Retail Auditor Position, part time, 14 in cherrywood 4 chairs, asking only Anthorv • 24^0994. T-shirt just for calling. 1-800-950-1039. Progranw 1-800-327-6013. hr/wk, $7-10/hr, audit in Philadelphia area. No e)«>. re a . automobile raq. Call $120. CaU 222-8913______ext. 65.______SELL AVON EARN EXTRA $$$ OR SAVE UP collect at (805)563-2512.______Honda CMc 89, 3dT. 4 speed, aac. cond., W a n te d ALL STUDEffTS! Help furxlraise fof ^ TO 50% ON YOUR X 4 ^ SHOPPING. Call senior c % s by prom o& ^sellng THE ff P 89K Hi^iway mi. $4,800. Call 222-8913 A PRICELESS GIFT: Make a unique and CARD. Ftexibte hours + irw en tim . Call Anna at 387-0387.______Lost & Found COLOR CLASSIC, just Ifce new, one month personal contribution to arwther famH/a Rose at 895-25 t t V stopby the US® Salesperson. Women's shoes. Well WviS^^SiiCreese i^ore info. GET old actually, is only $900. You save $300 happiness. Healthy women, ages 21-35, Established. High Volume woman's shoe FOUND - A very nice watch - on Arch Street than if you had purchased from Equipment are needed to donate eggs for intortile cou­ Would you like to leam more aixxjt firearm store seeking a highly motivated individuai in front of Buddey Green. A car ran over it Stt Group. Call Bill at 243-1439. ples. Compensation provided. Donors are safeV? WouU you Ik e to leam how to fire to sell very fashionable women's shoes in before I picked it up but there's just a AUDI 5 0 0 0 '8 3 , Diesel Turbo, auto, ac, anonymous. Call: (215)829-5095 for a firearm from a NRA instructor? Call Otto p */p b /p w /p l., am/fm ster cass., Lthr int. information.______at 387-6833 for details. Women, don’t be aunroof, new brakes & tires. Clean, rung Want a bike, any speed, any brand, good scared, you're welcome too.______great (very fast). Only $1990. 895- corxlition. Ii^ -w e ig i« preferrable, call Viki Lose 12 b s . in 7 days • the ten hour wafer 1532/N. m if.______at 3866594.______diet! Send $1 and large SASE for sample FOR SALE: HANOHaO CELLULAR PHONE. WANTED . BASS PLAYER FOR AN AGRES- and information package: Ultimate Health, W oodstock Realty MOBILE UNIT, 2 BATT PACKS, MUST SEE! SIVE - HEAVY ROCK BAND. WE ARE LOOK­ 175 Brook Dr., Dover, NJ 07801 $120. Can Andy 357-1711.______ING FOR SOMEONE WHO IS DEDICATED 763-3303 2 nrwn's 38L 3pc wool suits {S 7 5 0 ), 4 AND WHOSE RRST LOVE IS MUSIC. IF size 15 1 /2 dress shirts to ntatch ($ 5 9 ), INTERESTED CALL ERIC LEVY « 387- 5 pr. dress pents 31X33 suitable for coop 1849. 2 months advance, 1 month House and Apartments free, abstainers. 501 N. 35 St, Some Short-Term Leases Effic. $300; 339 N 40th, D r e x e l ' s B e s t O n -C a m p u s H o u s i n g Studio $330 + util.; 3620 • 3 Brm Carriage Lane Townhouse- Baring St, Studio $390, Large 32nd & Hamilton. NEW! Roof Deck, Parking, Fireplace, LERNER COURT APARTMENTS 1BR $510, 2BR $550 includ­ Security System, Washer/Dryer, CA, and more! 120 N 34TH ST / 3409-15 RACE ST ing all utilities; 321 N 40 St, Now Avail. $ 1 350/Mo. Studio $330 + Util; 4410 1 B R - L a r g e B e d r o o m , N i c e A p a r t m e n t Sansom St. Rooms $200 Sc • 3 Brm/2 Bath @ 3629 Lancaster- 2 year old Huge Bi- 2 B R - D r e a m P l a c e ( S a f e . . . N o N i g h t m a r e s !) $250 including ail utilities. Level, CA, DW, W/D, Security Syst, skylt. 2 B R - L a r g e , 1 3 ' L i v i n g R o o m ( G o o d f o r 4 p e o p l e ) Now Avail @ $1095/M o. 4 B R - B i g a s a h o u s e ( M a i d S e r v i c e E x t r a !) Friendly Apartments 222-6060, 222-1644, 222-€2i4 PRICED FOR QUICK RENTALS These apartments feature: C e n t r a l A i r A G a s H e a t , L a u n d r y F a c i l i t i e s o n Eyeglass Encounters is celebrating our P r e m i s e s , E x c e l l e n t S e c u r i t y V e r y R e s o n a b l e R a t e s Don't Worry, Be Happy and Safe, ONE YEAR Live in Lemer Court Place! I SunglassesSunalasses by ANNIVERSARY Batech&Ljont 886-9999 0 387-8686 with savings throughout the store!! 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Lost & Found Announcements P e r s o n a ls P e r s o n a ls P e r s o n a ls •mill acratch. Can StavB at 382-5435 to between Locust walk and Walnut) at 7 STUDENTS: PROTECT YOURSELF R O M A SENSUOUS SHOTS. All interested SAE Rona • It's really t>een way too tong since ktentity. p.m.______POTENTIAL ATTACKER. For this valuable brothers please set up appointments to we just hung o u t I know most o( it is my SKJ WLUNGTONI!! JAN 2-7, 1994. LODG- information, send $2 .00 and a SASE wtih have pictires taken with Maria. Register fault, but we have to get together and Announcements 2 stamps to: AKJ Errterprises, Inc.. 491 WG. UFT TICKETS, AND R/T BUS TRANS­ at the house. Weekend and Evening hours watch movies soon! Krtstina______You can make a difference in a child’s PORTATION INC. ONLY $299. FOR INFO Wilmington - Westchester P to , Glen Mills, only!______PA 19342. Jared - I hope you don't fall out of the bed life...becom e a mentor for a student in CALL OREXEL SKI CLUB • 895-1329 AND ______To the members of USGA: Thanks for all arrymore! ______West Philadelphia. Bring out the t>est in ASK FOR CHRIS. THINK SNOW!!!______GREEK SPEAKING PERSON WANTED TO of your help in the feature. Now that I yourself and someone else. A two hour a SAVE BIG $$$! HELP SUPPORT THE TUTOR 5TH GRADE STUDENT IN GREEK. know everyone's 'resume* you have no Happy Birthday Andrew! Let's go play week time commitment is essential. CLASS OF 1994! Find out about the ZAP CALL 222-4410.______excuse rtot to do a great Job this year! Space Lords to celebrate. JG______Orientations are on October 12th & CARD. Look for us in Korman and/or Main SAE Guys: We would like to m eet the Catherine.______October 21st, Creese 201 at 5:30 pm. Jamie - 1 krxjw you've been watching me. I exceptionally gifted person wtw wrote 'our For more information call Community buikjir^ daily • GET ZAPPED!______Shanrwn, The next time you even consider see your eyes foltow me everyv»t>ere I go. Services, 895-1522.______Hillel invites you to a Shawat (Sabbath) ad* for us. Hey buddy, you didn't even leaving Perm State at 1:00 a jn ., expect to Didn't you mother tell you it's not nice to spell my name right. Get it together next firxJ all of your Pearl Jam cd*s missing! I Student Assembly Meetings: Mondays Dinner on Friday, October 22, in Room 226 spy on others?! Next time approach me • tinrte. All our kiwe, Kira A Maria.______realize that the Penn State wrestlers are 7pm 50 51 MacAllister Hall. Everyone is Creese (across from Hillel Lounge) at 6:30 you never know, we coukJ make life a little fun, but theose Jack Daniels chugging welcome to attend. To be placed on the p.m. This will be a vegetarian/dairy pot- To Carol. Diana, Anrw, Theresa, Ha, Tey, interesting. agenda or for more irformation call USGA • kjck, so please call Bonnie at 895-2531 to arxj Margo: Have fOn pledging! Cathy & Beavis & Buttheads are not your roonv Toby • So, mayt>e they are on to us but wtiy Undergraduate Student Government find out what to bring. This is a relaxing, Kathy.______mates. • CC. P.S. I forgive you this time, Association (215)8&5-2577.______frierxlly way to begin the weekend.______To the New Gamma Sigma Sigma pledge just make sure I'm conscious the next shoukl my lifestyle suffer because of them. time I get a post-passed out phone call. Life really has a way of throwing us some 'Big Ideas* grants are available to stu­ Interested in Israel, parties, sabbath + hol­ sisters: Good kjck, have fun, and keep dents interested in designing and imple­ iday celebratnris, jokes, relaxation, inter­ smiling. SFE Cathy & Kathy.______John Gruber • I wouM do anything to run my curves arxl I thir^ you w ere thrown the menting innovatwe service projects in their faith dating issues, leadership, trips, out­ APO Pledges, Have fun and Good Luck fingers through your thick dark hair. I can't curve of the century. I hope everything campus communities. Ten students will door sports, Jewish texts, community ser- Ple<en the phorw rw^s. Jewish choir is tooking for new members. CUN, JAMAICA, SAN JUAN. Organize a day. You've been great' Love, Julie The comic section tooks awesonw! Jackie - I keep getting messages to call No audition required. We meet every small group - Earn FREE trip plus conrvnis- DZ Margie. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Hope Sunday evenrig at Penn Hillel (36th Street you. Wty don't you call me? I know you sions! l-SOOGET-SUN-l. Stnday is the best for you! Love ^ DZ, all Trish and Kristine - School's annoying. have my phone number now. I haven't of your sisters.______Thanks for giving me all of my study breaks by talking to me.______seen you at all sirx:e you can>e back arxj You're absolutely right I have no busir>ess I'd like to get together for lunch. trying to place a legitimate SWM personal Jonathan - Well, classes can't get much Remember all of our laughs in the caf? at an anally retentive university such as worse. Things seem to be looking up. Considering the pq)er is Knstina______this. - The 1st SWM.______Only a few more months arxj coukj be on our way to Costa Rica.______I'm kwking for a SWF who is already alive Keep Smiling. due tomorrow, aren’tyou and in an experinriental mood. Must have Pete - Is it going to be March or Imagirw there's no heaven! WouMn't that November? Me glad we’re o p i all ni^t^ brain. - Dr. Frankenstein. be a shame? Need a RELATIONSHIPS classified?

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QNew Hampshire 3. Pfexel 0 n a c standing* . NAC Standings NAC Ovwall QPrexel 1. Delaware 0 QDrexel 2. Temple 0 NAC Overall Drexel 0 0 — 0 Temple W L T Pet GB W L T PcL Delaware 0 0 — 0 — W T Pet GB W L T PcL UNH 1 2 — 3 yeoston U. 4 1 0 .800 — 9 3 1 .682 Drexel 0 1 — Drexel 2 — U. 4 01.000 — 9 4 1 .679 l*t Half — N«w Hampthir*, Catlln (Fimpla), UNH 3 0 .750 H 8 5 1 .607 2nd Half — Drexel, MarkovsM (Castro), 67:42. 2nd Half — Drexel. Castro, 67:42: Drexel. Oahia Drexel 3 0 .750 8 5 0 .615 12:41. Delaware 2 0 .667 1 8 3 0 .727 OoatkMpan: (Marfcovskl), 76:51. UNH 4 0 .667 10 3 0 .769 2nd Hair — Naw Hampthira, Cattin (Pallacchia. N'eastern 2 0 .667 1 6 6 0 .500 m in f a s OoalkMpan: Vermont 2 1 .625 9 4 1 .679 Cortaz). 1S.-02; Naw HanptNra, Provott (Toupin), Maine 2 0 .500 1« 10 3 0 .769 D»ltman Mason 90 1 6 m in ( a s Maine 2 1 .50 0 5 6 1 .458 Z02. Drexel 0 0 .000 3 5 7 2 .428 D n n \ Halfsland 90 0 0 rarrpfa O'Neil 90 2 7 N'eastern 1 0 .200 7 6 0 .583 Ooaftaaptra; Vermont 0 0 .000 3K 5 8 0 .385 Ortxa/ Halflsiand 90 0 9 Hartford 1 0 .200 6 9 0 .40 0 •hant c a « yclinched playoff berth O elM rare 4 Shota onMoal:______Delaware 0 0 .000 210 0 .167 Onua/ BraaHn 28 3 16 eass!__ _21. Temple 10 10 — 20 UNH BoucMa 7 0 6 Bass!_____ 5__ 16__ = __ 21______

W om en’s Tennis W om en’s Volleyball NAC Chaniptoftahlpa t t th0 UnlvnKy o! Vtfmont. Butfngton. VI. Delaware 3. QDrexel 2 NAC Standings Overall Look for the Basketball Pullout 1. Varmonl 34 pta. Delaware 12 6 15 15 15 — NAC 2. Oala«»ara 28 w L Pet. GB W L Pet. Drexel 15 16 12 5 10 — X O im a l 2« yHartford 4 0 1.000 — 14 7 .667 4. Hartford 24 Delaware 3 1 .750 1 15 12 .556 Coming NAC Champions 5. Naw HampaMra 12 Drexel 2 2 .500 9 1 0 .474 6. Maina 7 1 99 2 Delaware N’eastern 1 3 .250 7 13 .35 0 Rrat Round Matehaa: 1991 Drexel Vermont 0 4 .000 5 12 .294 November 19 ncK 1 SIncfas: yclinched Itrst place 1st Round: Rabacca Murphy praxal) advanoat wRti bya 2nd Round: Murphy d. Jannlfar Banat (Hartford), * 4 . 6-1. Cross country to face foes at NAC championship Charnplonahlp: Murphy d. Kalla MUon (Varmonl), 6-1. 6 0 . Sports Desk______in last place in all but one meet Kedersha did not compete, and ncM 2 SlnctoK 1st Round: Eva Ruiz da Luzuriafo (OraxaO d. For the Drexel University (Towson Inivitational, Sept. 17), Kirlin has finished either second Usa Fiy (Datawara), 24, 9-Z 6 -Z men’s and women’s cross coun­ the squad has continued to work or third among the Lady 2nd Round: Ruiz da Luzurla^ d. Any Savlarw try teams, this weekend’s North hard, consistently improving its Dragons each week. (Hartford), 6-4, 64. CttairptonsMp; Ruiz da Luzuriaca d. Atlantic Conference Cham­ times and paying careful atten­ Boston University appears to JuHa Ranstrom (Varmont), 6-1. S7, 7-« (7-2). pionships at the University of tion to the training techniques be the top women’s team, having nCM 3 Skidas: Vermont present a tremendous 1st Round: Bathany BanoK (Varmont) d. Jannifar offered by Mager and first-year placed second at the recent Kirsh (Oraxai), » 3 , 6-2. opportunity - but for different assistant coach Rich Davis, a for­ Championships. Consoiation Round: Kirsh d. Sarah Smith reasons. mer Drexel cross country stand­ The rest of the field is very com­ (Maina), 6-1. 6 0 . RicM 4 SInelas: The men, completing the first out. petitive, with Hartford lagging a 1st Round: Mcola Vanca (Orexal) d. Ann phase of what head coach Jack “It’s been a tough year for the bit behind. Barnard (Maina), 6-1. 6-2. Mager hopes will be a two-year women,” Mager said. “It’s very For the men, junior Ken 2nd Round: Lori McCarthy (dalaware) d. Vanca, 24, 7-5, 60. rise to the top of the league, unusual for a Division I school Kropac has replaced Davis as the 3rd Placa: Julia IWIarriH (Hartford) d. Vanca, 7-6 want to sound a warning shot to add a varsity program with no top runner, leading the Dragons (7-5), & 4. for next year. And the women, club team previously in place. FHChI 5 S lr« las: in every meet except the Oct. 9 1st Rourtd: Jannifar Hooper (Orexal) d. Shany completing their first season at We literally had to start from Paul Short Invitational at Rannicti (New Hampshire), 6-3, 63. the NCAA Division I level, hope scratch, but I give our runners a Lehigh, during which he fought 2nd Round: AHison Ashurst (Delaware) d. Hooper, 5-7, 6-Z 6-2. to continue their upward learn­ lot of credit. As rough as it’s off the effects of the flu to place 3rd Placa: Hooper d. Lort Rsher (Hartford), 64, ing curve while keeping their been at times, they’ve made it third among the Dragon men 6 4 . eyes glued to a time two or three fiin. Even though they’ve given and 127th overall. Kropac is an FUgM 1 DouM as: 1 s t RoutkI: Christy Robinson/Audray Boectden years down the road when they their best efifort and many times experienced runner who finished (Oraxai) d. Kim Hatflald/Andraa Lalshman will be competitive with the rest seen other women zip right by, strong last season, earning All- (Maina), 3«, 6-2.6-2. 2nd Round: Usa Johnsan/Wendy SaKzsr of the NAC. they’ve always remained very East honors. He won this year’s (Varmonl) d. Robinson/Boacidan. 6~3,6-3. “I know the men are not over­ positive and upbeat. It’s been a Towson Invitational and was 3rd PtacK Any KUna/HUaiy Under (Hartfbrd) d. confident,” said Mager of his real l ^ o n to me. They would third at the Retriever Invi­ RoMnson/Boaddan, S3,6-3. team, ^ c h finished tied for last find something positive in the tational Sept. 25. Kropac will get at last year’s conference champi­ most negative situations, and support from juniors Dave onships. “They realize that they that’s had a good effect on me as Harmanos and Jeff Prata, who have to run well to make an well as our men’s team. They’ve have alternated as Drexel’s sec­ impression on the rest of the been a real pleasure to work ond and third fastest runners. league. Because of our success in with.” “Hopefully they are ready to winning a couple of invitationals Mager’s experience might step it up a little bit,” Mager said earlier this season, the expecta­ have been more pleasurable had of Prata and Harmanos. tions of the Drexel community redshirt freshman Jaki Kedersha, “They’re overdue; they put all might be a little bit higher than the team’s top runner, not been the time and effort into training they should be. battling a nagging foot injury. that we ask of them, and now we "We just want to have a good, She paced the Lady Dragons just have to hope they peak and Junior Jeff Prata is considered quality meet. With all but one of in all three races in which she run their best times of the sea- one of Drexel's fastest mnners this season. our runners returning next year, competed, finishing 33rd at the s o i l ” I view this season as the first part Lafayette Invitational Sept. 11 As with the women, Boston of a two-year mission. A year and nfth at the Towson University appears to be the “The course results at from now, we’ll be in a much Inivitational. Kedersha appears team to brat. The Terriers won Vermont this year have been better position to challenge for rdatively healthy and will lead a the Greater Boston Champion­ some of the fastest cross country the championship. I hate to say young group into Burlington. ships, and they have been receiv- times I’ve ever seen,” Mager this is a learning experience, but Seniors Caroline Kemper and ii^ top 20 votes for most of the said. “Hopefully the times we’ve that’s what it could be." Diana Breen will lend ejq)erience season. In addition to a host of been running, which are one to 1 Learning - and improving - is and redshirt freshman Christy talented teams, Drexel will have 1/2 minutes slower, are more exactly what the women’s team Kirlin looks to provide another to overcome the fact that it will indicative of the course than has been doing all year. Despite steady performance. Kemper led be competing on a foreign where we rank in the conference. Meatal iOnest the fact that they have finished Drexel at the two races in which course. I really believe Aat is the case.” has warning signs, too. Withdrawal from social Drexel Sports Schedule activities. Excessive anger. Tueaday. November 2 Sunday. November 14 Fairtekl • Fairfeld These could be the first Friday. October 22 3:00 p.m.. Field Hockey O Northeastern 2:30 p.m.. Men’s Soccer vs. Vermont Volleyball NAC Champkmships O Hartford Swindling & Diving • Connectwut Invitational warning signs of a mental 7:00 p.m., Men's Soccer O Northeastern lUness. Unfortunate, moat of Wedneaday. November 3 Saturday. November 20 Volleyball O Princeton Tournament 7 :0 0 p.m .. Volleyball vs. Vlllanova 9:00 a.m.. Wrestling • Bloomsburg Sunday. December S us don’t recognize the signs. Saturday. October 23 Invitational Women’s Basketball 0 Manhattan Friday. November S Tournament Which is tragic. Because 11:00 a.m., Cross Cotntnf • NAC 2:0 0 p.m.. Swimming & Diving vs. mental illness can be treated. Fiekj Hockey NAC Semifinals O Maryland Championships ( • Vermo^ Northeastern Wedneaday. December 8 In fact. 2 out of 3 people idio 1:00 p.m., Won>en's Tennis O Loyola Men’s Soccer NAC Semifinal Saturday. November 27 7:00 p.m.. Men’s Basketball vs. Rider (Md.) get help, get better. 1:00 p.m., Men's Basketball vs. Widener Saturday. November 6 Friday. December 10 Sttndav. Octobar 24 For a free booklet about 11 :00 a.m ., Volleyball O Pennsylvania Tueaday. November 30 7:00 p.m.. Wrestling vs. Morgan State 12:00 p.m., Field Hockey O Vennont mental Illness and Its warning 1:00 p.m.. Volleyball vs. Georgetown 7:30 p.m., Wonfien's Basketball O 1:00 p.m., Men’s Soccer • Boston U. Saturday. Decemhar II signs, write to or call: O Pennsylvania Buffalo 2:00 p.m.. Women’s Basketball vs. La National Mental Health A$$ociation Thuraday. Octobef 28 1:00 p.m.. Swimming & Diving O Wedneeday. December 1 Salle 3:00 p.m.. Field Hockey O Delaware American P.O. Box 17389, 7:30 p.m., Men's Basketball O Lehigh 7:00 p.m., Wrestling 9 Kean (vs. Kean, Friday. October 29 Sunday. November 7 Friday. December 3 Manhattan, East Stroudsburg) Wathington, D.C. 20041 1:00 p.m., r\eU Hockey NAC Chanvionship • Volleyball • Hofstra Tournament 7 :0 0 p.m.. Wrestling vs. Buffalo Sunday. December 19 Northeastern 1-800-969-NBIHA. Men’s Basketball vs. Texas Christian O 2:00 p.m.. Women’s Basketball • Falrleigh Saturday. October 30 Men’s Soccer NAC Championship FairfieM Dickinson 11:00 a.m ., SwimnuiiKA Dimgvs. Lem to tee tlie « in la | Msiyland-eaitifflon Co. Wedneaday. November 10 Swimming & Diving O Corviecticut Monday. December 20 7:00 p.m.. VolleytMlI vs. Rutgers Invitational AVilanovaevWanoM 7:05 p.m.. Men’s Basketball • St 3:00 p.m., Men’s Soccer • Campbell Saturday. November 13 Saturday. December 4 Joseph’s 11:00 p.m.. FieM Hockey • Lafayette 1 :0 0 p.m .. Swimming & Diving • Woman’s Basketball • Manhattan Wedneaday. December 22 Volleyball • HoTstra Tournament Tournament Bucknell 7:00 p.m., Men's Basketball vs. Volleyball NAC Championships • Hartford Mm’s Bailialbil vs. N. CmHina A&T or Monmouth The Triangle * October 22,1993 * 25 Volleyball blows lead, loses to Blue H ens VOLLEYBALL from page 28 then turned back a furious game four, which the Hens took back from, and the Hens won Do Orexel comeback and took game 15-5, and game five was looking three straight points to take the ers you might not expect if you three, 15-12. like it was going to go the same match. haven’t seen the team this year. “Overall,” said head coach way. Delaware took a 5-1 and The loss was Drexel’s first at somethlM Monica Standring had a pair of Scott Pennewill, “going into the then a 8-2 lead. home in over a year. The last kills, and Kara Sullivan served match I felt that we were defi­ “They don’t seem to give up Drexel home loss was on Sept. up three aces. nitely in a position to win .... within a game ... they do have 26,1992, against Seton Hall. good. It took Drexel four game Once you dominate two games, some persistence,” Pennewill The Lady Dragons will travel points to put away game two. you cannot afford to let a team said. And Drexel proved that by to former ECC rival Hofstra this Maybe that was an omen, be­ think that they can play with closing the gap to 10-6 and then weekend for the Hofstra cause Delaware came out roar­ you. [I think that the problem to 13-10 — not an easy task in Tournament. The next home ing in game three, taking a 5-1 was) concentration — physical­ rally scoring. match will be on Nov. 3 versus lead r i ^ t away and improving ly, what’s changed?” Unfortunately, Delaware’s 13 city power Villanova. The match that to an 11-4 lead. The Hens Drexel was never really in points were too many to come will start at 7:00 p.m.

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Freshman middle-biocker Jennifer Falk dives for the ball In Drexei's game against Delaware on Oct. 21. In the game she had nine kills and three blocked shots. However, the Lady dragons lost 3-2. Icem en ready for new season Rob Desmond expect five or six of these guys automatic bid for the Tier II Special to The Triangle______to step right in and star,” said National Championships in Food gets me through The Drexel Ice Hockey team coach Chris Donato, who has Albany, New York this year. opens their 1993-94 season this coached the Icemen to the This would be a first for the my nightSj^______weekend with two away games championships in the past two hockey team. against Lehigh and LaSalle years. Other top ranked schools You're at school. Maybe Universities. Last year the team “I expect we will be right in include Navy, Delaware, Iowa lost in the championships, once the running for the league State, Arizona State, Colorado alone for the first time. again, to Towson State championships this year,” State, and Buffalo State. Maybe with classes that are University by a score of 4-3. added Donato. “I know we The Dragons’ first home the hcirdest you've ever Although the team has lost wiU.’.’ > . game is against Loyolii on six of their top scorers from last Donato is not alone in pre­ Thursday, Oct. 28 at 7:45 p.m. U\ had - whatever- the year, this year’s team had an dicting success for the team. in the Class of ’23 Ice Rink at pressure is on. impressive freshman turnout The Dragons are picked as con­ the University of Pennsylvania. My and is expected to pick up right tenders in the American This year’s games will be slightly As life gets m ore where the team left off last year. Collegiate Hockey Association different than last year’s. The best intense, you get more “The new guys are going to (ACHA) polls this year, and if starting time is 45 minutes later carry a lot of weight this year. It they win the league or remain than last season’s, and this year obsessed with food. You will take some time for them to ranked among the top eight there is an admission fee of $1 friend eat, constantly. Binging adjust to college hockey, but (right now they are #8) in the for students (with Drexel ID) there is a lot of talent here. I country, they will receive an and $2 for adults. is food." and sometimes purging. Or you diet as though a morsel of food would kill yo u . We understand what you're going through. The Renfrew Center, known n a tio n a lly fo r th e successful treatm ent of thousands of women with disordered eating, offers individual and group therapy programs during “If I eat the day, evenings and weekends. We have a pizsi, program near you that will fit into your schedule, and help you m anage your life. I feel Please call today. Call 1-800-RENFREWfor disgu^ing. ” our free information sheet, FOOD & ME. It's important food for thought.

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Em p o w e r in g w o m in t o r e c u u m their lives The Orexel Icemen have won the league championship in ice hockey twice in recent years and made it to the finals last year. Practice and games are held at the University of Pennsylvania Ice Rink at 32nd and I l-80»-RENFSEW Walnut Streets. Most insurance accepted 26 * The Triangle * October 22,1993 Field hockey beats Georgetown 4-2, ups record to 6-7-2 HOCKEY from page 28 unable to make the trip and “We came out with a positive senior Catherine Billingsley took attitude,” said Armstrong, “(it] they would come to a goal as the helm in the net. However, looked pretty promising for this they were shutout for the fifth the Lady Dragons played under weekend (against Northeastern time this season. different circumstances than and Vermont].” Bhaya felt sadness for her five usual. Instead of a grass field, Georgetown did come back to seniors. Not only was this the they played the game on turf. score two goals, but it was too last home game for the Lady “(It’s] a completely different little too late and the Lady Oragons this year, but for seniors game because its on turf. It’s a Dragons recorded their sixth win Mandy Armstrong, Catherine lot quicker, [its] spread out a lot of the season. Billingsley played Billingsley, Bonnie O’Driscoll, more, (and you] havt’ more pass­ well, making 14 saves. Sopho­ Jen Peirce and Amy Stipandic, it ing,” said senior forward Jen more back Stephanie Sculthrope was their last home game ever. Peirce. helped out with a defensive save. As a result, Drexel’s record fell The Lady Dragons won 4-2, “We changed our lineup a lit­ to 5-7-2 and they’re still winless and got off to an early lead when tle bit (and] played really hard. It in the NAC (0-3). They probably freshman forward Georgina was a good spark for us going have to win all three of their Nyamupingdza scored from into this weekend,” said Bhaya, remaining conference games to inside the circle on a pa^ from “(I was) pleased to see that we have a chance at making the freshman forward Kim Quinn at scored, especiaUy on turf, but [I] NAC tournament. 6:43 of the first half. wish we would have scored more The Lady Dragons then head­ Nine minutes and two sec­ to give us more confidence going ed on the road where they have onds later Drexel struck again as into the weekend. We definitely shown surprising success. In Armstrong netted an unassisted improved.” their four away games this year goal on a blast from outside the The win brings Drexel’s they have compiled a record of circle for a 2-0 lead. record to 6-7-2 overall. How­ 2-1-1. The Lady Dragons kept com­ ever, their NAC record remains This time they will be taking ing, as Quinn once again got into at 0-3. They will get a chance to the positives from the game the scoring act with a goal, that improve their NAC standing against New Hampshire into a proved to be the game winner, with three upcoming NAC con­ contest at Georgetown, in the off of a feed from Peirce with tests. first of five away games to end 33:49 remaining in the game. They first travel to the season. “We’re going to be Armstrong closed out the Northeastern to play a game on really psyched,” said Breslin. scoring with a goal off of a Oct. 22 at 3:00 p.m. They then Taking the positives from the penalty corner with 28:05 hit the road again to play game against New Hampshire, remaining in regulation. The Vermont on Oct. 24 at 12:00 the Lady Dragons moved on to assists were credited to Peirce, p jn. Finally, they end their NAC Field hockey head coach Dlpi Bhaya encourages her players in the Georgetown. her second of the game, and road trip with a contest versus game versus New Hampshire on Oct. 16. Drexel was shut out for the Due to an illness, Breslin was O’Driscoll, Delaware on Oct. 28 at 3:00 p.m. fifth time this season, 3-0. Men^s soccer blanks Delaware and Temple in back-to-hack victories Larry Rosenzweig Dragons, Delaware was called goal, his sixth of the year. That Sports Editor for offsides and the goal was nul- proved to be his third game- The men’s soccer team upped Ufied. winning goal this season. their record to 9-5 overall and 3- The game remained scoreless Dahle put the game out of 2 in the Soccer Seven with back- until Guzman Castro split the reach when he scored off a cen­ to-back shutout victories against Blue Hen’s defense and launched tering pass from Markovski at NAC rival Delaware on Oct. 16 a centering pass that Zoran the 76:51 mark of the game. For and Soccer Seven opponent Markovski headed in for his Dahle that was his fifth goal of Temple on Oct. 20. fourth game-winning goal, sev­ the season, In the game versus Delaware enth of the year, with 22:18 left Helgeland recorded his sec­ the Dragons dominated most of in the game. ond straight shutout and the the contest, accumulating 21 Goaltender Rune Helgeland 21st of his career. This was shots while allowing the Blue compiled his 20th career shutout Drexel’s fourth win in a row as Hens none. However, despite and Drexel improved Drexel’s they are now 9-5 (3-2 Soccer their hard work ethic, the record to 8-5 overall and 3-1 in Seven). ^ Dragons only managed a 1-0 vic- the NAC. The Dragons play their next 1 tory. The Dragons then hosted two contests away, starting with £ At one point, it seemed that Philadelphia Soccer Seven-lead­ a game versus NAC rival I Delaware had taken the lead ing Temple. Once again, Castro Northeastern on Oct. 22, at 6:30 Freshman forward Kim Quinn attempts to beat her opponent to the ball when they apparently scored came through as he broke a p.m., and then traveling to in the Oct. 16 game versus New Hampshire. The L a ^ Dragons lost the with 26:23 remaining in the scoreless tie within 57:05 of the Boston University for a game on contest 3-0, but came l>ack to defeat Georgetown 4-2 on Oct. 19. game. Fortunately for the contest by making an unassisted Oct. 24, at 1:00 p.m.

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The Triangle • October 22,1993 «27 Murphy, Ruiz de Luzuriaga NFL takes spotlight; Steelers all the way victorious at NAC tourney It’s a Great Day Pittsburgh (10-1): Up until an awesome volleyball game. situation was a bad draw, and TENNIS from page 28 fo r H o c k e y this week this would have been a I had never seen women’s tennis is the luck of the draw, pick right from the heart, but college volleyball and I was very through the year. She had a and unfortunately Jenn Kirsh, Francis the defense is playing up to the impressed. I didn’t think they wonderful tournament and she our number three [singles play­ W isniewski Steel Curtain reputation of the could hit the ball that hard and really came through at the end er], got the bad end of the luck ’70s. They still lack the wideouts feared ever playing against against Vermont. of the draw and ended up play­ The Steelers looked very to win the games where the them. “She was really playing well. ing the winner of the tourna­ sharp this week against New defense lapses. That was until a Triangle That is going to be a confidence ment (in the first round] ,” Orleans and the hockey season New Orleans (12-1): Their sports writer claimed I would booster, and I really look for her commented Ludwick-White, is just beginning, so I am in a defense is good, but Wade get run over if I played against to roll through the next three “...Jenn had played her very football mindset. This is week Wilson at QB? them, and that brought up a closely. She is a eight of the professional football N.Y. Giants (15-1): The old personal challenge. I like to freshman and I season, and a lot of teams have guys with a new coach. think I can play well enough know she will stepped forward while others There are other contenders, that I wouldn’t embarrass bounce back.” have fallen behind, so let’s look but I doubt that the Super Bowl myself against a women’s team. However, the at this year’s Super Bowl con­ will feature anyone other than I So if any women want to Lady Dragons tenders and my odds on a Super listed here. Where are the attempt to kill my ego, the did not get sup­ Bowl victory. Eagles? Because of injuries, and Saturday barbecue will feature port from their Dallas (2-1): They have a 4-2 a weakened defense, they will the winless Triangle volleyball doubles players. record, but since the signing of finish 9-7 at best and a lucky team taking on whoever takes Sophomore Emmit Smith they have not lost. wild card berth. up the challenge, maybe even Christy Robin- If everyone stays healthy, they • • • the women’s varsity team. I son and Audrey will finish the season at worst Next Saturday at Buckley • • • I Boecklen lost in 13-3, and should be in their sec­ Green, The Triangle will be I don’t know if you have I the first flight ond straight Super Bo\^i appear­ holding a free barbecue to which noticed but I have correctly cho­ a doubles 6-3, 6- ance. you all are invited. Only 80 fans sen all five of my pro football § 0. Buffalo (5-1): My biggest fear showed up at the women’s vol­ picks since I started writing my I “It was a lit- is that they will go to the Super leyball match on Wednesday, columns. Easy pick this week I tie bit sweet Bowl because I don’t wish four but my request was a little because the Steelers are only and sour. Very straight losses on anyone. unfair, as the PhiUies played in favored by 1.5 over Cleveland. I sweet at the Kansas City (8-1): If they lose the World Series that evening. Give the points, take Pittsburgh, 5 top, but a little Joe Montana, they won’t win Unfortunately, anyone who and cash in on a 20 point Steeler Senior Eva Ruiz de Luzuriaga was victorious at the bit sour to anything. skipped the match missed seeing win on Sunday. North Atlantic Conference tournament, winning the come in third. final round 6-1, 5-7, 7-2. We were very matches. She will have to stay pleased [overall],” commented focused,” commented Ludwick- Ludwick-White. White. The Lady Dragons have three Drexel’s other top finisher games remaining. “We are hop­ was freshman Jennifer Hooper, ing at the end of the season that who took third place in the we are .500,” stated Ludwick- number five singles round. White. They play St. Joseph’s on After beating Sherry Remick Oct. 22, Loyola on Oct. 23, and of New Hampshire, Hooper lost Monmouth on Oct. 25. to Allison Ashurst from They also play in the Eastern Delaware, in three sets. Hooper, ITA tournament at the Uni­ however, won the third-place versity of Pennsylvania over match against Lori Frisher of Halloween weekend. Hartford 6-4,6-4. The Lady Dragons got a fourth place finish from senior Nicole Vance. She was victori­ ous in her first round match against Maine’s Ann Bernard. However, she lost to Delaware’s Lori McCarthy in the second round. The only Lady Dragon who didn’t place was fireshman Jennifer Kirsh, who lost her first round match to eventual third flight winner Bethany Beniot firom Vermont. However, Kirsh destroyed Maine’s Sarah Smith 6-0, 6-1 to win the Sophomore Rebecca Murphy has compiled consolation round finals. a career singles record of 27-7, going 13-3 CUT THIS COUPON AND “The only unfortunate this season. IT WILL BE YOUR LAST! We squash the competition Instead...use the ZAP! CARD™ to get year-round discounts on: •/ Dining i/ Nightspots ^ Movies Triangle Sports •/ Sporting Events 1/ Clothing ^ and more!

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That took away this game was to the Lady from the team play that was seen Dragons because it barked at any in Drexel’s two previous games. t New Hampshire player that Despite the problems on the came within 20 feet. offensive front, the defense did In a contest that could help play well. They disrupted nu­ determine v^ether E)rexel makes merous New Hampshire scoring it to tiie postseason, it seemed as chances, including three empty though the game was being nets. Freshman Peggy Breslin played in a kitchen with a hun­ was phenomenal in the net as dred kettles of boiling water - she recorded 16 saves and about every ten seconds the stopped a penalty stroke at the ’•^^4 ' t- mi whistle was blown, marking 9:49 mark of the second half. k ' *T;, j'lTtr ‘ some kind of illegal play. When asked about her excel­ Drexel went into the game lent play, she said, "[I just] take winless in the conference, with each game, one game at a time.” only four NAC contests remain­ Senior back Bonnie O’DriscoU ing. It needed to pull a win out also contributed by making two in order to inaease their chances outstanding defensive saves. of making the NAC tournament However, it seemed as though The contest began on a bad die entire Drexel team was play­ Freshman forward Chris Nalley plays the ball in the game versus New Hampshire on Oct. 16. The Lady note as newcomer forward Giris ing a defensive game. They D rains were.shut out 2-0, but came back to beat Georgetown 4-2 on Oct. 19. Drexel Is now 6-7-2 overall Nalley was hit in the knee and a seemed more concerned with and 0-3 in the North Atlantto Conference. few seconds later was nailed in keeping die ball out of their own the leg. However, she shook off net, rather than trying to score. together,” said Bhaya, “You are improving everyday .... chances coming off their Hrst the pain and continued to play. The result was unaggressive play don’t like to lose a game [that [Our] offense is really good [and penalty corner with about 6:00 From that point on New that prevented offensive scoring you wish you could play over we are coming] closer to scoring remaining in the first half and a Hampshire dominated the game, chances. again].” [more] each game.” Nalley scoring attempt in the using their speed and quickness “We weren’t playing our Breslin agreed by saying, “we The Lady Dragons did have second half. That was as close as to beat Drexel to the ball. In game, (we] weren’t playing didn’t seem together, [but] we offensive spurts, with their best See HOCKEY on page 26 Tennis has success at NAC tourney Volleyball loses to Delaware EvmnOsUck game. not affect her, however, as she Staff Writer______Drexel went into the tourna­ breezed through her flight. After in five game heartbreaker On Oct. 16-17, the Lady ment with a 4-7 record on the receiving a bye in the first Andrew Ross clinched Hrst place. Dragons were at the University year, and were coming off an 8- round, Murphy defeated Assistant Sports Editor______Northeastern and Vermont will of Vermont playing in the North 1 win over West Chester. “[We Hartford’s Jennifer Benet 6-4, 6- Ugly? Maybe. Frustrating? be the No. 4 and No. 5 seeds, Atlantic Conference cham- had] gone in with a 4-7 1. She then went on to crush Defi^tely. The Lady Dragon’s 3- respectively. Drexel’s record ponships. Drexel finished in [record], which is difHcult Vermont’s Katie Mixon 6-1, 6-0 2 loss to Delaware (12-15, 6-15, now stands at 9-10, 2-2 in the third place, just two points because we are not a 4-7 team,” in the championship match. 15-12, 15-5, 15-10) was ugly NAC. behind rival Delaware and eight said Ludwick-White. Drexel Murphy has been dominating because of 31 hitting errors and During the first two games, it points behind first-place sophomore Rebecca Murphy the NAC since starting the sea­ just a .139 hitting percentage. seemed as though Drexel had Vermont. was the top seed in the tourna­ son 2-3. She has won 11 straight Frustrating because Drexel overcome the problems that With powerhouse Boston m ent matches, yet she still believes she dominated the first two games prevented them from rising University playing elsewhere in “[Being seeded number one] is being challenged. to take a 2-0 match lead, almost above the .500 mark all season. the Rolex Tournament, this adds a lot more pressure, “I don’t feel I am above the came back to take game three, Solid play from the players year’s tournament was up for because you have to win. I’d competition,” Murphy said, “... and then fell to the Blue Hens in you’d expect — Agnes Dusza grabs. personally rather go into a tour­ the players were tough.” the next two games. and Jennifer Falk combined for “I think everyone benefited nament not seeded, because you “Rebecca stayed very poised,” The win meam that Delaware approximately 12 kills in the [from Boston’s absence],” said have nothing to lose,” said praised Ludwick-White, “and has clinched second place in the first two games, and Kim head coach Laura Ludwick- Murphy. rolled right through it at num­ North Adantic Conference, and Spottswood had four aces (nine White. “It was anyone’s ball The pressure obviously did ber one. She prov^ that [she is that Drexel will grab the No. 3 in the match) — and some play- definitely a top player seed. Hartford had already See VOLLEYBALL on page 25 in the conference].’* Also winning her respective flight was number two singles senior Eva Ruiz de Luzuriaga. She had a tougher time than Murphy. In the first round of competition, she de­ feated Lisa Fry, from Delaware, 2-6,6-4,6-4. She then went on to defeat Hartford’s Amy Saviano 6-4, 6-4 in her second round match. Rujz de Luzuriaga won the championship in a long match against Vermont’s Julie Renstrom. Ruiz de Luzuriaga won the first set easily 6-1, but then J went on to lose the sec- ^ond set 7-5. It took ] Ruiz de Luzuri^a a 7- : 2 win in the tie breaker I to win the champi­ senior Nicole Vance practices before Drexel’s meetir^ against St. Joseph’s on onship. Junior transfer Kim Spottswood sets the ball In a contest aaStSl Oct 21. The giame was origlnaily scheduled to be p li^ on Oct. 12, but was “[Eva] has struggled DelaMrare on Oct. 2 0. The Lady Dragons lost the game 3-2 after havir« postponed due to rain. See TENNIS on pQge 27 a 2-0 lead. *