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LES RICKARD SWORN IN AS 11TH COMMANDER, STARFLEET Fleet Admiral Les Rickard takes the oath of ofÞ ce administered by Admiral Chris Wallace, while Rear Admiral Jack Hopkins holds a Gideon Bible. “I, Edwin Leslie Rickard Jr., do solemnly swear that I will support and defend the Constitution of STARFLEET; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation -- other than running for ofÞ ce in the Þ rst place; that I will faithfully watch “The West Wing” every Wednesday; that I will whack the Admiralty Board with the Golden 2x4 when they annoy me; that I will consent to being whacked with the Golden 2x4 when I misbehave; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the OfÞ ce on which I am about to enter: lest Deidre kick my rump.” – Text of the Oath of OfÞ ce, as composed by Chris Wallace Photo by Rahadyan Sastrowardoyo, USS Accord USPS 017-671 PLACE MAILING LABEL HERE THE STARFLEET COMMUNIQUÉ ISSUE 103 – FEBRUARY/MARCH 2001 PAGE 1 STARFLEET Communiqué Volume I, No. 103 Table of Contents...................................2 Publisher: STARFLEET, The International Star Trek Don’t Call Me Edwin!............................3 Fan Association, Inc. 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Full Þ nancial disclosure is important to me, and I want to ensure that members know, on a regular (monthly or bi-monthly) basis, where STARFLEET stands. One thing that you will hopefully My fellow members, I bring you delay and that items with multiple Force” consisting of the Executive learn over time is that I am very greetings. “stakeholders” (such as Chapter Committee, STARFLEET Treasurer goal-oriented. I asked the Executive Changes of Commands) get to all the Fleet Captain Tammy Willcox, Committee to send me some thoughts For my first Communiqué article as proper places (such as Operations and STARFLEET Internal Auditor and goals that they would like to work Commander, STARFLEET, I have Computer Operations). I understand Commodore Howard Cronson, and toward. As this is the beginning of an decided to run part of my “State of the that it is frustrating to write or email Special Advisor to the President administration I just said “Tell me Fleet” address that what you would like recently was posted to see and things to the STARFLEET that you and your electronic mailing department would list. The purpose of like to work on or this address is so improve.” They that you know both have sent these goals where we stand at in as part of their this date and the own CQ articles, so I goals that my will not repeat them administration has here. I do, however, for the coming year. ask that you please It is my intention to review them. make this an annual event during my The Executive term of office as Committee alone your President, and I cannot make hope that successive STARFLEET better. administrations will Though it is from continue to do so. the EC that policies are formulated and I was elected to drafted, the this ofÞ ce on a Admiralty Board, platform of consisting of each “idealism tempered Regional Coordin- by practicality.” ator, and the While I plan to Commanding Offi- continue those cers of the Fleet’s aspects of the chapters serve as Organization that conduits from you, worked well under the members, to us the Smith at HQ. Your administration, thoughts, ideas, where necessary or suggestions, and prudent I will be concerns, given to making changes. Always the consummate Gentleman: Fleet Admiral Rickard shows the door to some guy named Smith, who your CO and then Our primary goal, was trying to ascertain if folks present were getting the same mileage as advertised for their Motor Vehicles to your RC, helps as it has been with -- because his mileage surely did vary. us stay “in touch” previous admin- Photo courtesy of Rahadyan Sastrowardoyo with your desires istrations, is to and needs. ensure the timely delivery of membership materials someone and wait to hear back, Admiral Chris Wallace. Their job will Together, I hope we all, leadership and to you. This is the most important wondering if they ever even received be to draft policy on how STARFLEET member, work together to continue bond we have with you and my your message. We have high hopes that should set up, administer, and report making STARFLEET the best Star administration will do what we must the new STARFLEET Helpdesk (see on Þ nancial matters both for my Trek