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Vol. LV. DECEMBER 3, 1921 No. 11

CAMPUS CRUSADERS. built around some of the greatest mission­ aries who labored in America. Student lead­ .HE call for volunteers in the ership in mission endeavor should result Crusaders' Army was answered by from the instillation of the missionary spirit. every Notre Dame man. There was a Such leadership must be spiritual; it must great enlistment, in which the entire be leadership in prayer, in reading and in school took its place in the ranks behind the sacrifice; it must spring from the heart. Crusaders' banner and marched on with the Student interest in the missions demands stirring cry, "God wills it." Never has such student education in the meaning and the a noble effort been met with more interest vv^ork of the missions. It would be well for and enthusiasm. After the careful explan­ Notre Dame men to search into the past of ation of its aims by Father Thill, the speech their own school, to know something about of Father Matthis on the work of the Holy the tiny mission building which has stood Ci"oss Order in Bengal, and the persuasive for years on the banks of St. Mary's lake, appeal of Father Handly. there was no doubt and thus to learn to appreciate more fully that the campaign had succeeded. These or­ the value of mission work. It will then be ganizers looked to Notre Dame as the pillar more easy to realize the labors of the relig­ of the missions, as the school which could put ious in Bengal and in the whole mission the "national punch" into the Mission Cam­ field. Support of the Crusade can come from paign, and they were not mistaken; for the nothing but a knowledge of the cause. whole student body was embued with the Such are the purposes of the Students' spirit of the Cross. Truly, the students real­ Mission crusade and the means by which ized the missionary spirit of which Notre they are to be attained. Notre Dame's wealth Dame is the embodiment. of spirit and determination, manifested at The pui^pose of the Mission Crusade is to the meeting in Washington Hall, can be effect in eveiy Catholic institution in the moulded into a permanent organization, if country a permanent organization which it is sustained by the deep Catholic Crusad­ will have continually before it one definite er's conviction which arises from a thorough aim—^interest in the mission cause. At Notre knowledge of the ideals of the Church's Dame -the work of the Crusade will be con­ greatest work—^the salvation of souls. "Never ducted by a central committee of three who has an appeal like this gone forth to the will be at all times in close relation with Catholic student body of the United States, Fathers Thill and Matthis, and the National and those who presage failure neglect to un­ Committee. To bring the work nearer to derstand the spirit of piety and of unselfish­ the students, the central committee will op­ ness which is characteristic of our American erate through hall committees; thus the pur­ young men." The great work has started pose of the Students' Crusade can be kept ajt Notre Dame; the banner of the new cru­ constantly before the minds of the recruits. sade has been raised over the campus and One of the primary aims of the Crusade the men have rallied around it. Notre Dame is to create a sincere mission conviction; must maintain itself as the stronghold of the there is no reason why this cannot be ac­ cause; the work is too noble, too holy and too complished at Notre Dame whose spirit is necessary not to succeed in a school which the mission spirit, and whose traditions are is symbolic of the endeavor, KARL ARNDT. 162 '^e Nocre Same Schotascic

ing and catching the ball.—McGuinens, Neir York THE PRESS BOWS. Evening Telegram. Charley Brickley calls Wynne of the Notre Dame eleven the best fullback of the season.—Hartford,- Conn. Courant. WANTED—COUESE CLERK. There are some folks in this world who are never satisfied with anything, and they have no desire for a change. When Notre Dame was running wild ^around the Rutgers ends and scoring incidental touchdowns a track athletic fan sat in the stand? and complained bitterly of the way the meet was being conducted. According to this worthy the Notre Dame backs never told the clerk of the coin .--e when they were ready, and that since they inces­ santly bent the gun any records made .should not le allo".ved.--Vc"((; York Si!;i.

The college with the faire.^t co-eds has the best football players. Centre is gonna play California, or Notre Dame may play Yale, or Yale, Penn State, or Centre, Yale, or California, Notre Dame, or—Aw. figure it our for yourself.—Grove in N. E. A. Si/iidicat-^.

Other officials who saw Notre Dame play rate Rockne's eleven well above Penn State, the Navy, "CHET" Yale or Princeton—in fact, beyond anything in the East. Had a man with a stopwatch been trying to time "How would Lafayette stack up against Notre the lapse between the signal and the start of play Dame, Iowa or Nebraska?" we are asked. We'd by Notre Dame it is safe to say he never would hate, for one example, to have a crate of gold bul­ have caught it once in five times. By the time lion bet upon any Eastern team to beat Notre Dame, that he had pushed liis thumb on his split with its tremendous supremacy in the passing game. second regulator it would have been time to push Notre Dame had more real football players on it, it again, before it had been released from the first stars who were adjusted to the modern game, than push. That's the way the ball was going into play any of the leading Eastern teams that we have against those Ai-my youngsters. Is it any wonder seen. that they were little confused?—John B. Foster. Rockne's team had no gi'eater ground gaining attack than Penn State or the Navy, but it has so much the better passing game, coupled with a strong- The Notre Dame team is made up of fighters defense, that it must be given precedence.—(rra?if- and they know the college game thoroughly. They land Rice, Evening Ledger. do not weaken an inch when difficult situations arise, but keep battling away for all that is them. It is my opinion they outshine any team in the country. Iowa and Notre Dame both had great tackles —Sam Crane, N. Y. Evening Journal. while State, , Wisconsin, Michigan and Nebraska had stars who call for at least one spring from the olive bough—Detroit Free Press. In the respect of keeping uncovered during the forward passing operation the. Notre Dame backs and ends are far and away ahead of any team that In my cpinion Notre Dame is the greatest football has showTi its wares here this fall.—Valentine in.N. team in the country, with Lafayette second, Penn Y. Commercial-Advertiser. State third,' perhaps Cornell fourth, although Cor­ nell has had too easy a schedule to be judged as good as its record shows. Penn State has been , at Notre Dame, has met with scored on so often as to reveal the fact that its great success. He stands as the best teacher of the defense is pregnable. mechanics of the that Which brings us to Notre Dame which I con­ knows. His men always handle their aerial attack sider (remember, you only have my opinion) the with gi-eat effect, based chiefly on precision in throw- strongest and most resourceful team, with the great- 1ofte Houre domeSdiokiscie 163 est wealth of material, the most mobile style of at­ like nothing better than to have $100,000 parlayed tack, the most diversified lot of talent in the country. on Notre Dame in a series in which the w^estern This team can run, forward pass, kick and plunge. team would meet Yale, Harvard and Princeton." It has yielded fewer first downs to opponents than That is the way Tacks Hardwick, former Harvard any team in the country, and probably gained more star, sizes up the Notre Dame team, which has ground than any other team. That it would beat taken the east by storm. Lafayette I feel certain, for you must remember Eastei-n critics are agreed that Penn State is that these two play entirely different football. In the best team in the east. Most of them are of figuring it, do not figure the score against Arimy. the opinion that Notre Dame has a slight edge on Notre Dame and Army played shortened periods. Penn.—Bilhj Evans, Cincinnati Post. Had the game been full length, Notre Dame could have won by 30 addition points at least. It is not worth while arguing the ethics of Notre We haven't see a team in the East that looks to Dame's style. It is cheating the rules beyond power have the all-around power of Notre Dame upon both in starting before the ball is snapped. It did it attack and defense. 20 times against Rutgers. They are pulling the We haven't see a team in East that looks to have old "one, two, three waltz" play, gaining momen­ the running and passing class of Rockne's brilliant tum before the ball is snapped. Two men hit tackle, machine.—Grantland Rice, Indianapolis Star. two bump the , a 225 pounder crashes into the defensive halfbacks, the runner takes a wide sweep without any interference and they chalk up six Notre Dame's hurdle champion, in his role of more points. half back, Desched around the ends for substantial Their runners are not tackled or hurt, they run gains any time he was given the ball.—Jas. K. out of bounds to avoid it, try two throws, open up McGuinness, N. Y. Herald {Si/ndicate). the opponent line again, plunge once to get them guessing, then "one, two, three waltz" and around the end again. If they get tired running, they drop their left footed miracle back and let him PASS MAY BAFFLE YALE. kick a goal while they get their breath back. Those who have watched Yale closely this year The players wear no pads, and don't have to. are of the opinion that Jones' men will be baffled They are playing glorified basketball rather than by a cleverly executed forward passing; game, one football. They have five men on the team who such as Notre Dame can attack with, for instance. are as good as the men who will be chosen for We do not believe that Princeton can use the aerial All-American this fall, and two who probably will game as well as Notre Diime, not by a Img ways, be chosen. They have two men on the squad as yet the Tiger eleven has been well schooled in fast as French was (one faster). They have a shooting passes, and Yale has not demonstrated a forward passer who shoots a football as if pegging proficiency at stopping the overhe^ui shoots.—Ver­ •a baseball, and two great men in Kiley and Ander­ non Van Ness, N. Y. Telegram. son, who can catch it the same way. Conceivably, if Lafayette got the ball and ham­ mered and hammered and never gave it up the We frequently have been, asked the question, boys from the Hilltop would have a chance, but "Could Notre Dame beat Penn State, Lafayette of Rockne has the better team. W. and J., if these undefeated elevens were to be You w^anted a frank expression of opinion, Mr. met this season?" It is our opinion that Notre Trailer, and there it is. The mystery of me is how Dame could turn the trick, not with one, but with Iowa ever beat that team without the use of a gas all three of the teams in three successive Satur-. attack.—Hwjh Fullerton in N. F.j Evening Mail days. The East may differ in the matter, but it is Syndicate. our honest opinion that the best football elevens in the mid-West have the edge on the best that have been produced in the East.—Blaine Patton, Indian­ Notre Dame has played an even fijfty games since apolis Star. 1916, losing four. It has scored 1,550 points to opponents' 197. Funny thing I noticed in the dope book, Harve, is that aside from Purdue and Indiana All of which means that Knute Rockne is a few conference teams seem content to play Notre Dame steps ahead of the other coaches. He has seen the just once. Wonder if'lowa will take another crack possibilities of the overhead game and had the cour­ at the "Fighting Irish" next season?. Gi\.—The age of his convictions.—Tiny Maxwell, Chicago Wake, Chicago Tribune. Journal.

Ten years ago, Rockne in co-operation with Dor- "Notre Dame has one of the greatest football ias, famished the first real overhead combination teams I have seen in years. It is a much better the gridiron had then seen. To-day, Rockne relives team than Yale, Harvard or Princeton. I would the brilliance of his gridiron past in the creation 164 ^e Hocve 6ame Siehdasdc

of such versatile men as Brandy, Coughlin, John­ 48 to 0 wallop was naught but a huge joke. A. J. ny Mohardt, Gus Desch and the late . Skintier, Milwaukee Telegram. Notre Dame's variegated attack probably will re- inain as long as Knute Eocke does. Which will be .=;omething of an interval.—Walsh, New York World.

Thei-e are two linemen who deserve special men­ tion for their work against Eutgers. They handled themselves like real players and are good enough to hold their own against any of our performers in this section. They are Garvey at left tackle and Dooley at right guard. Garvey was all over the field, tackling and interfering, and Dooley took care of the middle section of the line.—Tiny' Maxivell, Pitlahurgh Gazett£-Times.

As a mater of fact, Notre Dame has been getting first class material for several years because of its system of athletic training. Eockne is the director of athletics and he has so trained his small group of available athletes that they can play football, baseball, basketball and take part in track events with as much grace in one as another. Besides Eockne is a firm believer in the forward pass and he has made a science of the^ aerial game, where other coaches, especially many in the East, consider "BUCK" the pass as mei'ely a weapon to be used in a des­ perate situation.—Neiv York Sioi. Winning two games in four days is quite an ac­ complishment, but not for a high-class, well-trained, brainy bunch of gridiron warriors. Notre Dame measures up to that standard, and might be even While I Expected Notre Dame to press West better than that. Point, I thought there was a possibility of a very Many football teams have played in the East close game and was astonished at the size of the this ye^r, but it is doubtful if any made such an score. This game is an annual feature at West impressive showing. Chicago looked good in de­ Point and the Army has had such a good oppor­ feating Princeton, Centre showed some great foot­ tunity to size up the Westerners' play that I was ball in winning from Harvard and Nebraska 'sur­ reallj'^ astonished at the decisive defeat the soldiers prised by outplaying Pittsburgh, but none can com­ received.—Bill Roper, Head Coach of Princeton, in pare with the athletes from South Bend, Ind. To N. Y. World. my mind, Notre Dame is as good a football team as there is in the country and can be ranked with the leaders.—Tiny Maxivell, Los Angeles Times. Once again, after well nigh ten years of peace, the old battle cry, "Get Notre Dame," has been sounded at the Hilltop. Once again, as of yore, That's Notre Dame—a colection of stars molded there is feverish preparation and intensive training, into a splendid machine, playing 1921, or, shall we for when Greek meets Greek and the Irish face the say, 1925 football? To read between the lines of Iri.sh there is no quarter and there is none asked. the dreadful shock which the South Bend eleven Knute Eockne, the "Madman of Football" as he gives the Eastern iconoclasts on their yearly pil- has been termed by his admirers, carrying the heav­ grimmage, Notre Dame is playing 1950 football. iest schedule a Notre Dame eleven has ever at­ Several years back Dorias, leading a gold jerseyed tempted, leads his widely heralded and highly adver­ crew of Westerners onto the plains of West Point, tised charges to Milwaukee next Saturday to renew tossed the pigskin hither and yon about the land­ athletic relations with Marquette. Knute has an scape and when the battle was over, the staid East, idea of football all his o^\^l—a distinctly Notre from which all learning and goodness flows, had vis- Dame idea. Football came to Eockne at Notre ioned the possibilities of the forward pass for the Dame and it appears to be a strange sort of foot­ first time. The spell of ancient football was broken ball, according to the East—football with a shift, and the East, assimilating, accepted what it saw and a flash and a bang. Some of Knute's late opponents adopted it as its own. have not recovered from the shock as yet—^notably Now again it is Notre Dame with the triple the Army, which is still giddy under the terrific threat, a pass, a run or a drive, which has again and unexpected reverse; also Eutgers, to whom the sounded the depths of footlJall and given the foot- 'Sfie Noci^ (S)ame Schokiecic 165

ball world the latest up-to-date model of a football machine.—A. J. Skinner, Mihvaukee Telegram. A CRITIC, M. D. p. T. C. Whatever literature may be, it is not life, WELCOME PvOCKNE. although, perhaps, it ought to be. Mixing realities with visions quite indiscriminately, Here's how Knute Rockne, coach of the Notre Dame university football team got into the Mar- average authors succeed in setting afoot quette-North Dakota game. some kind of Frankenstein, more or less He slipped into Milwaukee from South Bend se­ creaky and epileptic. People are apt to like cretly for the purpose of "scouting" tlie Hilltopers' this creature all the better for his unearthly strength. As he stood in line at the box office, the qualities. He is the bringer of dreams, a manager of the Marquette team recognized him. "Hello, there Eockne. You don't have to buy a sort of vagabond Moi^pheus forever drifting ticket. Come in as my guest," the manager said. to Arcadia. More prosaically, literature is Eockne accepted the invitation. He was shown sometimes a food but generally a stimulant to the press box vvhere he was given a seat. Short­ which may become dangerous. It may do ly after his entrance, the Marquette cheer leaders good, like fishing-trips or wine; but also announced the presence of the Notre Dame coach in the stands.—Mihuaiikec Telegram. there is in it the making of dram-slaves and neurotics, the seeds of hysteria and dark­ ness. If we would avert a mandate of liter- aiy prohibition, already demanded by Tol­ Outside of the conference teams only Notre Dame and Nebraska have men whose heads have st ick up stoi and his closest disciples, we must tell above the mob. Mohardt at half and E. Anderson people how to temper the bitter with the at end have shown sufficient class to displace kleyers sweet; how to choose steeds for their wagons and Steketee, Mohardt especially being a vorthy from his multitude of erratic stars. The sit­ successor of Geoi-ge Gipp. From all reports, Llew­ uation demands in short a benevolent Critic ellyn, Nebraska's quarter, has been the big factor in putting over the Missouri conference win for his who can select for others such food and tonic school. He is ranked with Romney in the present as they require: not merely a publicity agent selection. Castner and Wynne of Notre Dame have for the latest vendange. He should be mas­ co-starred throughout a stormy season, and have ter of his dispensaiy and speak plainly to the well eai-ned a place with the elite.—Chicago Herald- patients; for instance, "Take a little of this Examiner. for melancholy, and a bottle or two of that for your tired-feeling." He must be a gen­ ius at effervescent compounds, too, and quite We have at present in this country two football teams typifying the highest development of distinct dubious of poisons. And the principles of types of our modern game—Lafayette, the masto- liis science? Nature's way—good diet, ex­ donic team, which in point of avoirdupois probably ercises and sound rest. Then also, I think, is the heaviest team of consequence ever developed, he ought to be a homeopathic Critic. What and Notre Dame, which in point of avoirdupois is dignified dentist ever remedied an aching one of the lightest teams to ever gain so high a rating. molar without additional wrenchings most In my opinion either of these two teams can beat heinous? Has ever a guide cured the par- Yale, Harvard and Princeton. Lafayette would do venue's simple artistic dotage except with it with majestic certainty to the extent of say, two more art? Let our Critic be a homeopath; touchdowns. Notre Dame would have an easier time thus will he have the doctrine and the laws. and score anywhere from 28 to 40 points against any one of the so-called Big Three.—George Foster When your health is normal, keep it so, Sanferd, Coach Rutgers eleven and one time All- says our wise man, having read widely in Avienca center at Yale. ancient Chinese. Dine sensibly. Good, well- done meat, like Shakespeare or Dickens, and a bottle of wine with the Chesterton label, or Every eastern coach in the country would have of an older vintage like Browning or Dick found it valuable to study Notre Dame's extraor­ Steele (there is no eighteenth amendment dinary forward passing, following a double pass or in Literaria); good, fresh vegetables. Coop­ even a triple pass, the ball going wide or short over center, or far down the field, as the' play Avas called. er and Scott, for instance; bread and butter —Laiorence Perry. to go with it—^Thackeray brand; and des- 166 TSfie Nocre dame Sdhdae^ sert fresh from Tennj'^son or Keats. A good and a certain chapter from Saint Paul; the savory diet like this will do wonders, and cure has been effected. These medicines are there is an opportunity for almost endless no longer necessary. Indeed nothing can variety. Fasting is beneficial at seasons; save the man who takes them habitually lik(! feasting is occasionally permitted. Eveiy- medicine. thing- possible should be done to preserve Undoubtedly, however, the greatest the robust Christian mind, which takes the amount of disease results from over-eating universe as it was intended to be taken,— of sweets. Younger people especially get a with a grain of blessed salt. A sober, gen­ variety of cranial and cardiac afflictions erous temperament does not lust after ver­ from an excessive use of sugar. Popular mouth and caviare; it says grace for honest confection boxes, prepared by firms like H. fare and companionship, and is content with B. Wright, Kate Bosher, Meredith Nicholson life. and others of similar character, produce • Let us suppose, however, that the microbe mental diabetes, the symptoms of which are h?.s entered and you are down in the mouth. absent-mindedness, and a complication The world looks small and mouldy, like a termed "sigh-itis" most dangerous to sens­ Renaissance dungeon. Chains rattle every­ ible living. Such persons become' anemic, where, and the scramble of humanity seems fretful, unable to paiticipate in the emotional to resemble a wierd perpetual movement to­ give-and-take which is life's most vigorous wards a ghastly oubliette. Your heart game. Our Critic is nothing if not a diet- loathes the gloom. What shall you take? arian, but his prescription of plain, honest, "Beware of PoUyanna," says our Critic, fare is often ignored by those who prefer "and her kindred. They are sirens. Have to listen to the noisy quacks in the market­ nothing to do with the Success Sisters, for place. Then, too, he does not hesitate to lift they are Lorelei." You need Ibsen, a half- his voice against the musty, unhealthful dozen of the most pessimistic Jews taken in foods so often preferred by unscrupulous one dose, and a dash of German philosophy. venders. Of course, the Critic is not a vege­ Having undergone this treatment, you will tarian, but the meat he advises does not brighten up. Things, you will affirm, are smell. The game on the old Fielding or not so bad as these gentlemen have made Sterne preserves may be found too strong them out to be. "By Jove," you will ejacu­ for some palates, but it is after all honest late firmly, "it's a great, free world after game. The malodorous hampers so often all." The woman next door is picking roses. brought in nowadays, however, fill him with from her garden, and birds are singing. You righteous indignation; but ordinarily he is have been saved. helpless, because such viands are reputed Suppose, however, that you are in the op­ popular elsewhere, and good advice can sel­ posite condition. The automobile in the gar­ dom prevail against a fad. Another sort of age is a splendid brute; money seems easy people will not eat anjrthing that is not tart, to get, success a golden spoon that some or warranted to distort their faces into a fairy godmother has left in your mouth at perpetual grin. They make agreeable com­ birth. What is all this discontent about, this panions, but are usually slothful. gout that all working-people seem affected While shaking his head rather sadly over with? "Obesity!" warns the Critic, and pre­ these vagaries, the Critic finds much joy in scribes—a few egotists. It doeisn't matter those whose literary lives are regulated much who they are. A drop or two of Mal- sensibly; these, having built up sturdy con­ thus, Max Stimer, and Nietzche, with a bot­ stitutions, become able to introduce new tle of H. L. Mencken to wash them down. dishes to their tables, to detect easily good Indigestion begins to loosen its grip upon things from bad, and to temper the rugged you. Why, what about the common people joy of living with delicate beauty and virile whom everybody believes in? What about sensitiveness. They not only eat; they dine. Our Lady Poverty, the starving and. sor­ Moreover, he invites into his dispensary rowing of the poor? You develop a furious many who are famished, ill, or young, and appetite for the Declaration of Independence initiates them into the Arcana of Heading. '^e Hocve (bame Schdasvie 167

A Freshman ate dinner at Kable's last week and told me that Mrs. Kable sure was a good cook. SONG: I'M THROUGH. *** You think you're swell. An actor from Boston named Dapple I never missed With a difficult role had to gi-apple. The kisses that But now he's clean suit-less; I didn't get. His efforts weren't fruitless; You made life—well, Some one threw a big rotten apple. I couldn't list The evenings flat At home we sat. Prof:—Can anyone give me an illustration of a You posed as a high-brow but gee. scene of suspense. No more of your friendship for me. Stude:—A hanging. KEFRAIX. You lovj-broiv don't you high-brow me. A smart man invented Your ten cent words give me enmii A new kind of You stereoptj/ped caliope Explosive. Ydur mooj'ings, dear, are way off quay. And he said that It was very I guess you better pull a coup— Powerful. Go hunt yourself a new debut. I said, "Will it work?" The line you peddle is all blah. He said that -it would Go seek a different repertoire. And to prove it He set a match You'd have me think you're so blase— To it. You're dizzy, dear—to much pulque. It worked, and now Buid's-rush for you. I got another. We don't. And he don't tote no able's brother. —you low brow, don't etc. Show Manager:—I wish I had a dime for eveiy man who has sneaked in without paying. Ticket Collector:—I have sir. Our ostrich named Pirou, poor pet, A pin-wheel and sodium-met. It has been suggested that owing to the scarcity You've heard of the maelstrom? of the thing common sense be called uncommon Well, join it with depth bomb— sense. Oh course that vile thing Pirouette.

This is indeed a golden age. It takes a lot of it The melancholy days are come. to get any\vhere. We surely miss our beer. But he who'd stagger needs no rum— Holy Smoke is going to keep on printing moon­ The coy galosh is here. shine jokes until there is a contribution or two and the page doesn't have to use them. Soph:—Jones does all his settjing up exercises in Two men and a girl from Nebraska his rooms. Espied an old friend named Bill Chaska. Junior:—Ya, he acts, like it When he's out with Said one, "I can't go'm; the bunch.. Think she's care to Nome?" His pal said, "Don't know but Alaska." He:—Jones told me that I look just like yon. Him:—When'I see him I'll punch his face in. "A Jim can hold his breath for two minutes," He:—Never mind, I killed him on the spot.' "He certainly must have a strong one," KOLARS. 168 TSfie Nocre dame Schokisrie

FROSH LIMERICKS. BUTTONS. A PARODY. BOB W. WORTH. A youth said to his Angel; "I fear that I shall 'flunk'." Buttons are insignificant yet important The Angel said: "You're silly, articles. Their prominence and popularity And all your talk is 'bunk'." are due in great measure to the no mean fact "Get down to work and study, that they help support the world. Why do Quit all the woeful wail; we use them? Why not some other mode of 'Cause idleness is one thing assembling ourselves such as by cords, which That sure will help you fail." would be more adjustable? The fact is, we "So write a horse and study. men are already approaching a buttonless Don't give the "profs" the best ideal: by throwing off the yoke of custom 'Cause you will do it over we have eliminated six of the fiat discs. This If you don't pass the test." has been accomplished by replacing galluses "And should they try with questions with a thin strip of leather known more fa­ To press you to the wall, Don't give, but writing fight them miliarly as a belt. Before proceeding farther Till writing dead you fall." we must wait on those few individuals who E. F. D.\NKOWSKI. disclaim dare-deviltry as a part of their na­ ture and stiil cling to their ancestral support. There was an old duffer named Jink, . We must now consider the origin of but­ In the cupboard he sought for a drink; tons. We know Caesar was a mighty man But the cupboard was bare And he found nothing there; and also a man of might and it is not at all So Jink got a drink at the sink. surprising that when he shouted with much *** gusto, "The die is cast," he broke a shoulder There once was a damsel named Sue, strap of his Parisian toga. At that time And her lover was Adam McShue. he was in a huriy and for that reason was Once he asked for a kiss travelling light, which for our purpose is the And to that she said this, same as to say his button maker was not "I don't care A-dam, if you do. W. W. HOLLISTER. along. Soon after a tire on a baggage wag­ *** on picked up a nail. There is a relationship There was a young student named Paul, between these two events. Having a mind Who went to a fraternity ball; of Dinosaui'ian attributes Caesar called for But while at the dance his tablet and pencil bearer. He fractured his pants, And had to go home in a shawl. The reason the people have used buttons E. E. BURSON. so long is because of the versatility of the *** latter. Consider what the children would do Thei-e once was a gay kangaroo, for a substitute in the "button-button" game Oh, the comical things he would do! if we had no buttons. Then think of the fat He'd skip, and he'd flop. man who is a stout supporter of these useful Then he'd turn a flip-flop. With more ease than I could—or you. articles, than which there is no better sub­ S. D. CHAPMAN. stitute to warn him from overeating. Be­ sides what would the manufacturers do for There's the story of Ferdinand Rize, H living? Related to these humanic deliber­ Who w^as a gambler wise, ations is the fact that in less than a million He bet on West Point, years the world would be covered with un­ They were thrown out of joint— Now he's walking around-in-disguise. used oyster shells; shells that had been al­ D. D. HICKEY. lowed to pile up because there had been no *** one to use pearl buttons. Therefore if. we do There once was a lad named Layre away with buttons we must come to oyster- Who went to a masquerade fair; eating to prevent.over-rapid reproduction of His sweetheart to please. oysters. But we do not like oysters for every He dressed like a cheese, meal. Therefore buttons are a necessary in­ And-succumbed to the rat in her hair. R. MAHER, stitution. '^e Hocre Stome Schdascie 169

When radical social reformers assert that Catholicity and all right-reason are fight­ modern intellectual life must be rational to ing a vicious battle; may they triumph be­ the exclusion of God and His revelation, that fore too much damage has been done. man must be led by the KARL ARNDT. A MODERN GORGON, laws of physical nature and not by the laws of One often reads that the absence of co-edu­ morality; even then, common sense suggests cation at Notre Dame is supplied by the that they live up to the standards, however co-existence of an institution a half-mile low they may be, which they adopt as rules away that affords of conduct. Hardly one of them, howevei', A CLOSER RELATIONSHIP ample opportun­ is consistent in his teaching. BETWEEN NOTRE DAME ity for romance. The theories of Mrs. Sanger, the Ameri­ AND ST. MARY'S. The fact that can champion of birth control, are almost five hundred' of too immoral to be spoken of in connection •'the winsome daughters of Eve" go blithely with morality, and are almost too far re­ about their work with no visible connection moved from the field of rationality to be free­ with the two thousand young men but a ly reasoned aloud in their relation to the stone's throw away is, in our opinion, the century old Catholic principles; yet they may height of irrationality'. be attacked directly with the very weapons Mixed marriages have been repeatedly lised in their defense. Mrs. Sanger, together condemned by the Church; Catholic young with her too numerous acquaintances, de­ men are urged to maiiy Catholic young wom­ stroys her ideals rather than attains them, en. Why, then, do the authorities permit assuming, of course, that her statement of. Notre Dame men to go down to South Bend them is sincere. She desires to establish in and pick up any sort of riff-raff from the the field of morality a new "woman's inalien­ sti"eets and forbid them under pain of ex­ able right," but rights cannot be established pulsion to become acquainted with a gi'oup by the subjection of morality itself and the of Catholic girls who are the cream of the abolition of duties. She wishes to build a earth? new race; she is merely destroying the one It is a well-known truth that the girls th^.t exists; she boasts a higher civilization, themselves chafe under the stringent regula­ •but she is undermining all civilization; and, tions now in vogue and that enrollment is as is characteristic of the reformer of her not so great as it would be under more lib­ type, she plans to annihilate all evils—she eral rules. When these girls are no longer is but adding another. amenable to the iron discipline of their 170 Tofte Hocre (bame Sdhdasuc school, they are "wilder" than ever before. last days and embodied them in the foljoving This vis inertiae is like a lubber band in letter to the Reverend President: vfhich the recoil is almost as great as the original tension. "A short time ago I visited The Tea A condition similar to that which now ex­ Room and Gift Shop,' one of the places of ists between Notre Dame and St. Mary's was interest in Monterey, and learned that found a few years ago at Washington, D. C. Chailes Warren Stoddard made his home T]-inity College, a girls' school, and the Cath­ in this city for the last six years of his life, olic Universitj'^ were in the same locality and- died here and was buried here in the Catho­ a very rigid discipline was enforced. Recent­ lic cemetery. I made the discovery through ly, however, these unsatisfactory rules were seeing on the walls of one of the rooms a dispensed with and authorities of both pencil sketch of Joaquin Miller, Stoddard schools agree that the change was a good and another literary man; and learned from one. a lady present of his death and burial. From Father Raymond Mestres, a Spanish priest Free and unlimited communication be^ and pastor of the San Carlos Mission, the tween the two institutions is not advocated, only active Catholic church within a radius but a system whereby permissions to visit of twenty or more miles, who had been a St. Mary's would be bestowed at frequent v/arm personal friend of Stoddard's during iiitervals and at the discretion of the rector the latter's student day at the Catholic uni- would be of great benefit to both schools. ^•ersity, I learned the particulars of his last ' A. THIEMANN. days and happy death. I am sure you will be interested and so I shall state the matter Not all bills are Williams but some of them briefly. do "get your Willie." This is a poor joke, but the point we ^^ash to emphasize is that "It seems that Stoddard was in poor health in sending out statements suffering from heart disease, and needed a THE MATTER OF to subscribers we are like- change of climate. He had always been BiLLS. ly to make occasional mis­ keenly interested in the Catholic Missions takes. Our business office and missionary priests of California, and is tiying hard to work towards clarity and went to a Mission at • Santa Barbara con­ sanity, and admits that the job is someiohat, ducted by the Franciscans, I believe. He re­ indeed. If you get a bill which does not fit, mained there for a few months but did not write us about it—all alumni are ipso facto meet with the cordial welcome to which he entitled to the SCHOLASTIC, although their was accustomed, and being still in poor voluntary subscriptions are acceptable. To health returned to Monterey unknown to such students as are vainly endeavoring to Father Mestres. The Father was returning subscribe for this venerable weekly, we sug­ to his residence after having administered gest that they address a request to the Busi­ the last Sacraments to a soldier in the Post ness Manager of the SCHOLASTIC or leave Hospital and met a friend who said, 'Char­ their names with the campus prefect who lie has returned and is not well, you had presides over their destinies. better call and see him.' The Father called on him that evening and after the usual courtesies said to him: 'Charlie, you are a very sick m.an. I had better administer Ex­ A LETTER ABOUT STODDARD. treme Unction. You are a good Catholic Colonel J. E. Cusack, B. S., 1889, who re­ and are well prepared but. you can never tell cently returned with his regiment from the what may happen.' Stoddard said that a Hawaiian Islands, is now stationed at Mon­ priest from San Francisco, of whom he was terey, California. He had studied English very fond and who had been one of his stu­ under Charles Warren Stoddard, then at dents at the University, would probably be Notre Dame; and after arriving at Monterey along in a few days and would give him and learning that Stoddard had died there Communion; but upon the advice of Father h2 gathered the details of his old professor's Mestres as to the uncertainty of life he made TSfie Nocre dame ^hdascie 171

his confession and received Extreme Uunc- the Rum Village semi-professional football team. tion, and Father Mestres told him that he Such statements, or rather misstatements, as this would bring his Communion after Mass in one have been appearing in the columns of THE SCHOLASTIC this year and last under the guise of the morning. In carrying out this mission witty, snappy writing. To me it is rather a re­ the next m.orning, the Father met the same flection on my profession that certain individuals friend who had advised him of Stoddard's in the profession write such striking inaccuracies return and about the same place, and was in­ on the plea of journalistic vivacity. formed that one hour after Father Mestres It might be well to remind some that in THE SCHOLASTIC, as well as elsewhere, journalistic left him Charlie passed away very peace- buoyancy should be attained by a happy blending iuii>: of humor with truth, rather than by asinine faking. "Father Mestres endeavored by subscrip­ Journalism, in the long run, would profit much more tion to raise $500.00 to erect a suitable mon­ by truth than by humor. ument, he subscribing what his me«ns would Respectfully, LOUIS V. BRUGGNER. - warrant—$25.00. He was unsuccessful and disappointed, but with the small amount he raised he placed a granite cross over the OUTSIDE AND IN. grave. I told Father Mestres that I would We are very happy indeed, to be able to w]-ite to you and Sam Murdock and soe if present this extract from a letter written you couldn't get some of the "old boys" of by the chaplain to Catholic cadets at West Stoddard's time to subscribe to a fund to Point, Rev. John A. Langion, of Highland erect a suitable monument. Before seeing .Falls, N. Y.: Father Mestres I visited the cemetery— which is large and poorly kept—on All Souls' "PeiTTiit me to express my grateful appre­ Day after Mass and endeavored to locate the ciation for the pamphlets on 'Frequent Com­ grave but was unsuccessful. The only per­ munion for College Men.' I distributed son about, a non-Catholic laborer from the them to my cadet squad yesterday at Mass. adjoining cemetery, was unfamiliar with the "Now I know the reason for that wonder­ surroundings. Father Mestres was very ful fidelity to our Lord shown by the mem­ much pleased when I told him thaf I would bers o| your football team. As usual they write to you and Sam and he hoped that we received Holy Communion this year and as might be able to do something." (Evidently usual they were admirable exemplars of Colonel Cusack had not learned of Mr. Mur- young Christian gentlemen both on and off dock's death.) the fied. "Notre Dame can justly feel proud of her success in the athletic world. But I think her CORRESPONDENCE. greatest glory is the success of her Catholic education. She is proving wherever your 1016 California Avenue, South Bend, Indiana, November 26, 1921. young athletes go that her training is moral THE EDITORS OF THE SCHOLASTIC: as well as physical and mental. Your men In the November 19 issue of THE SCHOLASTIC, in possess character—because they live up to the column headed "Ourselves," appeared a para­ their convictions." graph on the organization of a Notre Dame club *** in. South Bend. This club was referred to in the story as "The Rum Villagers." When the roll was called at the meeting of We who are members of the organization strong­ the Civil Engineering Society last Wednes­ ly object to the misnomer. To those not acquainted day, it was discovered that all had survived with the name, it may be said that what is known the recent examinations. After a snappy in South Bend as "Rum Village" is a none tob cul­ business session, J. B. Reardon, Charles tured community in the southwestern part of South Bend. In view of the fact that the name given us O'Toole, and W. Peter Eckerle read papers in THE SCHOLASTIC will not redound to our credit on subjects pertaining to engineering, and in South Bend, we wish the correction made. Our E. Von Merveldt puzzled the members with name, officially chosen, is "The Villagers," indi­ several enigmatical demonstrations. cating our identity as,a group of Notre Dame stu­ *** dents whose permanent homes are in South Bend. We disclaim any connection with Rum Village or The Mining Engineers' Club has made ar- 172 '^e Noire Same Siehdascic rangements with the Sullivan Machinery important of recent benefactions is the gift Company of Chicago for the showing of the of a complete set of Guerin prints. This able new film of the U. S. Bureau of Mines en­ artist executed a series of paintings illus­ titled "Improved Methods of Rock Quarry­ trating various scenes along the Mediterran­ ing," as well as the government film, "Coal ean coast and also striking sites in American Mining." The pictures will be shown at a cities—for ins-ance, his own Lincohi monu­ special meeting of the club to be held at 8 ment in Washington. The present beautiful I*. M., Monday, Dec. 5th in Washington Hall, color prints are in the custodianship of the All engineers are invited. architectural department, to whom they were generously given by Mr. Chas H. Weight- man, of Evanston, Illinois. Mr. Weightman's Kenneth Nyhan announces that the Great­ artistic taste and business enterprise have er Toledo Club of Notre Dame (which in­ rjiade the Guerin prints accessible to what we cludes among its members students who live are sure will be a large public. in Freemont, Maumee and Monroe as well) Vvill give an entertainment and dance in the home town on Jan. 3, in conjunction with One of the most promising classes ever the Toledo Alumni Association. Both clubs assembled from the halls of Notre Dame will are working hard to make the holiday social be initiated into the Knights of Columbus as successful as those of past years. Tickets next week. The first degree w-ill be exem­ will be on sale soon on the campus and in plified in the Walsh Hall council room on Toledo. Friday, Dec. 9, and the second and third de­ grees, in Mishawaka on the following Sun­ The Mechanical Engineers oiled up their day. Mr. Timothy Galvin, a Notre Dame social engine last week and started it on alumnus, who is prominent in state activities its year's work. It is guaranteed to produce of the Knights, will be captain of the team three smokers, a dance and a banquet before Avhich will put the new brothers through the it runs down in June. Mr. McCaffery is latter degrees. After the initiation there shop foreman, Edgar Raub is sub-foreman, will be a banquet in the Rotary Room of and J. Hyland has charge of production rec­ the Oliver Hotel which will be enlivened by ords and the cash book. an orchestra and varied entertainments. Mr. Charles Niezer, a Notre Dame grad of Fort Wayne, will deliver the principal address. The Notre Dame Soldiers' Memorial to the He has chosen as his subject "The Gibault realization of which much effort has been Home." devoted, will become a reality next June. This is the decision of the final committee The local council has been progressing appointed to conduct the project to a suc­ with leaps and bounds; the greatly increased cessful cojiclusion. The committee will coin- membership has made neces'sary the imm.e- sist of the following members: Father diate enlargement of the Walsh Hall council Mathew Walsh, C. S. C, chairman; Profes­ chamber. There is every indication that this sor W. E. Benitz, Mr. George Shuster, Mr. year will be the most successful, all round, James Murphy, Mr. Harry Denny, and the in the history of the Student Council—the chairman of the S. A. C, Mr. Frank Blasius, new class of aspiring Knights will have or his representative. much to do with that.

:•.: :•: * *** The artistic traditions of Notre Dame are The aroma of hundreds of smouldering- receiving more attention, now that the gjsat Omars and Clowns at the Corby smoker stim­ possibilities of the "drive" are being mani­ ulated the lawyers to-putting on a similar fested. Meanwhile our treasures are being event on Tuesday evening. An address by added to little by little (intrinsically, much Father Burns was enjoyed to the fullest ex­ by much); would that we had space proper­ tent by the local legal talent, after whi(4i ly to chronicle everything. One of the most Doran and Mac^niiy burst forth in song, re- Isfie Nocre 6ame ^hdascic m _ ceiving- unstinted applause from the gather­ onel; Ed Pfeiffer, Lieutenant Cdlonel; Ar­ ing. Pat O'Connell, the Walsh Hall come­ thur Augiermeir, Revenue Collector; Drok- dian, proved himself another Fred Stone and ery Stillhouse, Watch. was encored repeatedly. One of the most de­ *«* - • lightful features of the evening's program A modified demonstration was held at the was the serving of refreshments which the Blackstone theatre on last Friday night in lawyers claim have never been equalled at appreciation of Notre Dame's wonder team, Notre Dame. and their latest feat of humbling the East. Students and South Bend people alike gave Under the leadership of toastmaster Ted the team a vigorous welcome when they made Hayes, the Fort Wayne Club met Wednes­ their appearance on the stage. The victory day evening for their first annual banquet. march was played, and Slaggert then lead Brother Alphonse gave a short ti Ik to the the students in several yells. The turnout men, which was followed by the reading of was what it always is in numbers and in a humorous poem. Aaron Hugueniird, pres­ enthusiasm. Pictures of the Army game ident of the organization, Edward Lennon, were shown, and though they were rather vice-president, and Les Logan, secretary, brief and somewhat choppy, they were clear gauged their addresses by the eats. The Fort enough to the football fan. Coach Rockiie Wayne club numbers twenty-five members disappointed many of his admirers by failing and is setting a good example for other clubs to answer a call for a speech. in its "Big Brother" policy, which places up­ on e^•ery man in the club the duty of secur­ When the Civil Engineers assenibled on ing more students for the university from Wednesday, Nov. 16, they confirmed the Fort Wayne, and also of aiding future stu­ rumor that the club is one of the best literary dents after the present members have left and debating societies on tiie campus. Mike Notre Dame. Fahey, who is a telologian as well as a sur­ veyor, discussed learnedly "The Origin and The mountaineers of the Rocky Mountains Development of the Railroads," and Cyril met Wednesday afternoon to perfect their or­ Kellett read an essay entitled, "Lives of the ganization for the year. Amid great shout­ Stevensons, Father and Son." When George ing by the assembled multitude Dave Hagen- Heneghan had delivered his dissertation on bai-th, of , succeeded Worth '•'xhe Importance of Improved Roads," Mr. Clark as president of the westerners. Earl Leo Aloysius Mahoney proved himself a O'Donnell, of Lamar, Colorado, was honored first-class debater by defending a novel the­ by his clubmates with the office of vice-presi­ ory on dew foi-mation. dent and Gerald Hagan, of Glendive, Mon­ ARNDT. tana, succeeded himself as secretary and guardian of the bullion. It is rumored that the election was prearranged in Corby Hall WHAT'S WHAT IN ATHLETICS. and Dan Regan's political machine is de­ manding a recount. All those present agreed THE BASKETBALL SCHEDULE. to allow the use of their pictures in this While the school hangs on the wire await­ year's Do:r-e. ing word from California where Notre Dame :!= * * may meet the Golden Bears Jan. 1, Coach At a meeting of the Kentucky Club in Halas has trotted out his basket men. The Pfeiffer's room it was agreed to start things season will begin Dec. 15 when the local boys rolling around Louisville, Ky. A Notre open against the stiff Depauw crew at Dame Club dance during Christmas vaca­ Greencastle. tion, will be the first of interesting events to The schedule, as announced by Coach be staged in the metropolis. The club now Halas, includes 18 games, seven of which will numbers about twenty-five members. The be played on the home floor and 11 abroad. newly elected ofiicers are: Phil Dant, Col­ Northwestern, Illinois and Butler, all wor- 174 '^e Noui'e fbame ^hdasvie

thy opponents have been added to the card in addition to the usual opponents. The men pLACKSTONg will journey to Omaha for a two-game series with Creighton. THEATRE Prospects loom bright as nine letter men from last season's squad will return to the Sunday Only court. Capt. Kiley and Eddie Anderson, both of whom have been chosen all-Western and ail-American ends by various authori­ "INVISIBLE DIVORCE" ties, hold down the guards. Mehre, center Big in Story: Big in Cast; Big in Production. on the football team is also basketball center, while McDermott, Logan and Kane, all mem­ Commencing Monday, Dec. 5, for 3 Days. bers of the grid squad, hold down the for­ ward positions. The schedule follows: Dec. 15, DePauw "BLIND WIVES" at Greencastle; Dec. 16, Armour at Chicago; A Picture Every Woman Will Want to See Dec. 17, Northwestern at Evanston; Jan. 2 and r'very Man Should See. and 3, Illinois at Urbana; Jan. 5, Butler at Indianapolis; Jan. 11, Kalamazoo at Notre Coming Thursday, Dec. 8, For 3 Days Dame; Jan. 16, Butler at Notre Dame; Jan. 20 and 21, Creighton at Omaha; Jan. 25, Ar­ U ?> mour at Notre Dame; Jan. 1, Michigan Ag­ BURN 'EM UP BARNES gies at Notre Dame; Feb. 4, Wabash at Full of Action and Thrills. Crawfordsville (pending); Feb. 11, North­ western at Notre Dame; Feb. 16, Michigan Aggies at East Lansing; Feb. 17, Kalamazoo at Kalamazoo; Feb. 24, DePauw at Notre Dame; March 2, Wabash at No,tre Dame (pending). Gareth Hughes "THE HUNCH" I FINALE. Ralph Connor's The Michigan Aggies supplied the turkey "GOD'S CRUCIBLE" for Notre Dame's Thanksgiving Day feast. Although the final count was 48-0 against Alice Brady them the Aggies showed themselves as game "DAWN OF THE EAST" a bunch of players as ever stepped on the local gridiron. Also they gave the local out­ Ina Claire fit a chance to prove that Hugh Fullerton (( POUY WITH A PAST" and other eastern critics were not having pipe dreams when they said all those good Dorothy Gish things about Notre Dame after the Eastern "BOOTS" invasion. A large holiday crowd, including the St. Mary's delegation, was out to see the greatest team of them all in action, and no more spectacular exhibition of football has been seen on Cartier Field in some seasons. Generally a score of 48-0 will dampen the en­ LA SALLE thusiasm and lessen the interest of even the most ardent fan, but who could lose interest \^ith Johnny Mohardt throwing passes from '^e Houve Same Schdascie 175

one end of the field to the other with one of his teammates always there to receive the throw? The game opened with Notre Dame re­ ceiving the kickoff. A fumble by Grant gave the ball to the Aggies, Matson making the recovery. An Aggie pass intercepted gave Mehre the chance to score the first touch­ down before the game was five m.inutes old. N. D. then opened up a line-smashing attack Compliments of ^vith Walsh driving through for long gains, and another touchdown was marked up be­ fore the end of the first quarter. Score, Will H. Weaver Notre Dame 13, Aggies 0. Advertising In the second quarter the Irish first began to display the famous forward pass attack Service wiiich has won the praise of critics all over the East. Castner passed for 10 yards to Kiley and then added twenty more on an end run. Walsh tore through the line and brought the ball close enough for Wynne to plunge over foi- the third touchdown. The visitors kicked off and after a few plays Danny Coughlin showed his speed with a 30 yard run. Mohardt went in in place of Walsh and the real aerial display commenced. Several passes to Eddie Anderson advanced the ball the length of the field and Mohardt added OLIVER THEATRE another touchdown. A long pass to Kiley Palace Theatre Corp. Lessees brought the ball once more near the Fann­ ers' goal posts, but the Aggies intercepted Starting Sunday, For Five Days a pass as the half ended with the score Notre The Most Sensational Picture Ever Produced Dame 27, Aggies 0. The march commenced again as soon as "Some Wild Oats" the third quarter opened and three plays Direct From Six Months Showing gave Notre Dame another touchdown. A new in Chicago Loop. team was sent in to take part in the festiv­ SUNDAY PERFORMANCES FOR MEN ONLY. ities, which gave Gus Desch a chance to live up to his reputation as one of the fastest m.en on the gridiron and he crossed the line for the seventh touchdown. Bergman brought 1 back memories of Dutch I and II by making HAIR DRY? DANDRUFF? the final touchdown. Score, Notre Dame 48, HAIR FALLING? USE M. A. C. 0. .The game was a perfect close for the local MORDEO football activities of 13 of the players. Bob and KOKOL OIL Phelan and Earl Walsh never plunged better They have no superior. Let us send a bottle than they did that day, Kiley and Captain home for you. Anderson took in Mohardt's long passes faultlessly. and Dooley stop­ THE CAMPUS BARBER SHOP ped everything that came towards the cen­ HOURS 8:00 A. IM. TO fi:00 P. M. ter of the line. Mehre's brilliant playing did 176 '^e Nocre dame Sdiotagricr not end when he seized the misdirected for­ ward pass, and Carberry could not have per­ formed better. did all that was expected of him, as usual, smeared every play that came within reaching distance of him and mixed in those which didn't. Grant was another Brandy and Chetter Wynne sustained his rep for speed, drive, and general all-around pep. Among the men who are looked to to carry the blue and gold next year we might mention Castner and Desch especially. Between halves the Aggie band received applause from the crowd for their music and clever marching, and Coach Rockne had his picture taken while holding a big bouquet of chrysanthemums, the gift of Prof. Gates, the South Bend danciiig master. The visiting team had little opportunity Now showing patent, also dull of this type—a full to display its wares, being constantly on the dress or dancing oxford—price S9.00. defensive against a far superior team, but tliey showed themselves to be a dangerous aggi'egation for any team to meet. Their KLINGEL'S few forward passes were worked with speed ACROSS FROM OLIVER HOTEL and finish on a couple of occasions and Half­ back Johnson proved himself a whirlwind backfield man. The Aggies showed fight throughout and won the approval of the crowd for the game they put up. . For the Notre Dame supporter there could 366 OLIVER THEATRE BLDG. not have been a more pleasing finish for a SOUTH BEND, INDIANA highly successful season, except perhaps for Frank Wallace to give his play-by-play ver­ sion of the happenings- It was the first op­ portunity given the student body to see the We sffjoto attractibe bariationii team at its best and they were treated to of tfie prebatUng tonnes a wonderful exhibition of speedy, hard foot­ in fasttfinfii. ball. THE CAST. M. A. C. I ~ Notre Dame. Gingrich .—...L. E Kiley Thorpe L. T Garvey Matson -L. G H. Anderson Morrison C - - ,. Mehre Swanson : R. G —: Dooley Bos R. T. Shaw McGregor .. .—..R. M. Anderson Brady ..l.Q. B..: Grant Johnson L. H...... Walsh IMPORTED AND DOMESTIC SHIRTS. Archibold , .R. H.:...... Castner NECKWEAR. HALF-HOSE. Graves -.... '.. ,:..F. B..... Wynne , HAGAN.