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Vol. 70 May 7, 1937 No. 24

SENIORS* DANCE AT GALA BALL TONIGHT

Seniors Bring Guests From All Sections For 1937 Ball

She will be the guest of Class Presi­ dent R. Parker Sullivan. The grand march around the flower-embanked ball room will be led by Class President Sullivan and Miss O'Neill. The patrons and patronesses for the Senior Ball are as follows: Dean and Mrs. James E. McCarthy, Mr. and Mrs. Pedro A. de Landero, Mr. and Mrs. LeClaire H. Eells, Mr. and Mrs. Maurice L. Pettit, and Mr. and Mrs. James L. RejTiiers. PRESIDENT R. P-ARKEK SULLXVAX CHAIRMAN PATJL SHEEDY He leads the march and. . . Mr. and Mrs. Walter L. Shilts, Mr. . . . He puts on the shoiv. and Mrs. Frank N. Brown, Mr. and In the colorful setting of the Mrs. George Rohrback, Mr. William o'clock to six o'clock, the Chain o' Palais Royale, fourth-year men and Benitz and Mr. Andrew Boyle. Lakes Country Club, the traditional their guests from every section of Tomorrow afternoon from three Notre Dame locale, will be the setting the nation will climax the Univer­ for the Tea Dance- Andy Reidel and sity's social calendar tonight when his orchestra, populai- South Bend Will Osborne and his orchestra will • THE WHIRL dinner ensemble, has been selected set the dancing tempo for the Senior to play for the Saturday afternoon Ball. dance. TONIGHT With the selection of Will Osborne, The customary regulations con­ Daniel J. Sullivan, chairman of the Senior Bail, Palais Royale, 10 p. cerning permissions and the use of music committee and his assistants, m. to 2 a. m. automobiles are in force during the bring to the Palais Royale one of the week-end. Students attending the nation's most popular dance orches­ TOMORROW Ball are to be in their place of resi­ tras. Osborne, featuring scintillat­ dence by three o'clock. Special per­ ing melodies in dancipation with the Tea Dance, Chain o' Lakes Coun­ missions has been granted for Satur­ "sliding trombones" will come direct try Club, 3 p. m. to 6 p. m. day night, with 12:15 a.m. the dead­ from Hotel Netherlands-Plaza, Cin­ line to be in the place of residence. cinnati, after completing a success­ Baseball, Notre Dame vs. West­ All time designated for the Ball ful month's engagement. ern State Teachers, Cartier week-end is Central Standard Time. Field Peter J. Johnen, well-known pian­ All Ways Lead to the Palais Tonight! ist, is the composer of the Senior Ball Track Meet, Notre Dame vs. By train, air liner and automobile, song, "Sweet Moments," a light fox­ Navy, Cartier Field trot which Osborn will feature to­ guests for the gala 1937 Senior Ball night. have been arriving in South Bend SUNDAY since yesterday morning. Queen of the Ball, Miss Catherine Phillipson, of South Bend, and a Mass, Sacred Heart Church, 9 Virtually every section of the sophomore at St. Marj^'s, is being a. m. country, private schools, state col­ escorted by general chairman J. Paul leges and huge universities send del­ Sheedy. The Guest of Honor will be (All time is Central Standard [N.D.]) egations to the last event of a color­ Miss Sarah O'Neill, of Lexington, Ky. ful Irish social calendar. THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC, MAY 7, 1937

PARTY SLATES RUN TRUE TO FORM IN RECORD LYONS ON AIRLANES PRIMARY VOTE; O'CONNOR, THOMAS, IN TONIGHT IN HALL STRUGGLE FOR SENIOR PRESIDENCY RADIO SHOW

• "The show must go on!" And the By Graham Starr interhall radio shows are still going on the air. Five of the halls have Winning out over a field of five candidates in the primary race last week, already presented their programs, two Commerce, men, John O'Connor, of Indianapolis, Ind., with 131 votes, and another will do so tonight, and the John Thomas, of Chicago, with 110 tickets to his name, are reaching deep into remainder wll their bags of political tricks this week, in preparation for the final battle over await the gong next year's senior class presidency at next week. the polls on Thursday, May 13. Tonight at 9:00, Lyons will reveal With the exception of one man, its talent to the the entire O'Connor partj-^ came out Bookmen To Cfose Year listening public. on top in the primaries. They are: Af Farewell Dinner The same hour on George Fitzpatrick, vice-president; Monday will see Harold A. Williams, secretary; Thom­ In Downtown Hofel Carroll and Cava- as Sheils, treasurer. S.A.C.: Eugene naugh in competi­ Dolan, A.B.; Henry Theis, Comm.; tion. Tuesday, John Tobin, Sc; and Herbert Weber, Rev. Leo L. Ward, C.S.C., and Howard and Walsh Off-campus. Professor John Frederick are the BASIL GILLESPIE will perform. "Wed­ faculty members who will be guest nesday night the preliminaries of the The Thomas cohorts who were speakers at the annual Bookmen contest will come to an end with the nominated are Edward Grogan, vice- programs of Sorin and Alumni. The president; Harry Fox, secretary. programs of the latter two were post­ S.A.C.: Robert Fernbock, A.B.; Wil­ poned from this week on account of liam Gallin, Engineering. the Senior Ball. Presidential aspirant George Keen- The final round of the contest will en ran a close third Avith 91 votes. be held on May 19 when the campus The only survival of the four major radio season will come to an end. The candidates of the Keenen slate is program that night will also feature John Deane, who was nominated for performances by the entire Univer­ the office of treasurer. Others named sity radio staff. for S.A.C. posts were George Ker- Brownson Hall, which opened the win, Engineering; Francis Crowley, interhall contest Monday night, set a Science;Francis Delaney, Commerce; high standard for the remainder of and John Hynes, Off-campus. PROFESSORS FREDERICK AND WARD the halls. With the combination of Eat with the Bookmen. Mike Mundjiak, Jerry Hogan, and David Garvin, it presented a variety The junior preliminaries saw the banquet, to be held this year in the entire Buck McArdle faction come program. So far the standard they LaSalle hotel on Thursday, May 13. set has been equalled, if not bettered, through without a break. McArdle, Announcement of the selections was of Pittsburgh, Pa., polled 245 bal-. by St. Edward's, Morrissey, Badin, made last AVednesday night at the Off-Campus, Freshman, and Dillon. lots as against 161 for his nearest last formal meeting of the club for competitor, Dan Sheedy, oi.-Snyder, the year. Judges for the programs are: Rev. N. Y., who is the other junior pres­ Eugene P. Burke, C.S.C, of the fac­ idential nominee. The banquet will wind up one of ulty; Professor Joseph Casasanta, of the most most active seasons for the the music department; and Mr. Rob­ The McArdle ticket stands in its club in its history. Retiring Presi­ ert Drain, of the staff of WSBT. original form: Bart O'Toole, vice- dent Bob McGrath will yield his of­ The programs are rated according president; Martin McGinnis, secre­ fice to his successor at this time. The to smoothness of radio execution as tary; Paul Morrison, treasurer. other officers for the year will also well as to the ability of the perform­ S.A.C.: Theodore Frericksand John be announced. ers. Announcers are: Norbert Alek- McAuliffe, two years; John McMa- sis, Basil Gilliespie and Walter hon, one year. Hagen, Jr. Sheedy's "Good Will" party has Kearns, Ex-"Scholastic" been reorganized, and includes the Editor, Praised victors of the split Gushing party. Elect Richard Bowes As The bill: Eugene White, vice-presi­ "As far as I am concerned the best dent; Oliver Helland, secretary; Al sports story of the year has been Head of Missourians Nigro, treasurer. S.A.C.: Dan Don­ written," declared the veteran sports Richard Bowes, of Kansas City, ovan and Donald Duffey, two years; commentator, Hal Totteri, on his was elected president of the Missouri Edward Longhi, one year. daily sports talk over radio station- club to succeed retiring President Ed WMAQ, Chicago, last Saturday eve­ Reardon, also of Kansas City. The In the sophomore skirmish, the Pat ning. Goff machine slid with ease into the double office of vice-president, one for top rank. Goff, of Auburn, N. Y., He was referring to a story in the each division of the state, was abol­ ran up the largest score in the en­ Chicago Daily News last week writ­ ished and single officer, Norval Hunt- tire primaries, a 389. Runner-up ten by James Keams, editor of the hausen, of St. Louis, was elected. Joseph Mulqueen, of Council Bluffs, SCHOLASTIC of 1933-34, concerning Other officers elected were Don Gilli- Iowa, came in second wit h298 votes. the scene in the Chicago Cubs' club­ land, Jefferson City, treasurer; Vin­ house following an injury to Larry cent DeCoursey, Kansas City, secre­ The Goff All-Hall group consists French, ace left hander of the Chica­ tary; and James Aylward, Kansas (Continued on Page 21) go staff. City, sergeant-at-arms. THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC, MAY 7, 1937 M-NALLY. HACK SCORE PHILOSOPHY MAJORS TO ANALYZE DUALISTIC RIOTOUS HITS IN NATURE OF MAN AT SECOND DISPUTATION; "ABSURDITIES" DR. ADLER IS TO SPEAK • • By Frank Rcilly By Fred E. Sisk The final curtain has been lowered on the 1937 Monogram Absurdities For the second year in a row, after a lapse of over a decade, staid, old Wash­ for another year, thus marking the ington hall will be the scene next Wednesday morning May 12, between 10:00 close, Monday night, of the three and 12:00 a.m. of the annual Philosophy Disputation, which will claim the atten­ night run of this year's fun-making tion of the University. enterprise by the athletes of Notre As previously indicated, all stu­ Dame. Larry Danbom and Steve Mil­ dents who are enrolled in classes in ler were co-producers. philosophy will be excujsed from their Eunning riot before three packed 10 and 11 o'clock periods on Wed­ houses in Washington Hall, Joe Mc- 7936 Laefare Medalisf nesday in order to attend the dispu­ Nally and Eddie Casey figuratively To Give Series Of tation. During the past four weeks the Five Lectures participants in the event have been carefully covering everv detail con- Richard Reid, noted Augusta, Georgia, lawyer, editor. Catholic layman, and 1936 recipient of the Laetare medal, will deliver a series of lectures on "The Catholic Citi­ zen," May 10 to 14, in Washington hall. His talks will deal with the appli­ cation of Catholic principles to prob­ FUNSTERS HACK, MCNALLY lems faced by all citizens, particular­ Had 'em in the aisles. ly during periods of business depres­ sion. He will describe the broad "laid them in the aisles." They were principles governing Catholic Action. ably assisted by James Hack, and "The Spirit of Apologetics" will be DlSPUTANTS CRISANTI AND LANE funsters Ducey and Fred "Blue" the title of Mr. Reid's first lecture on Move in after Absurdities. Mundee. May 10. On subsequent evenings he This year's skits were particularly will discuss "The Mechanics of Apol­ cemed with the general topic to be popular, especially the cross-section ogetics," "The Anti-Catholic Spirit," discussed, "The Nature of Man." In representation of pre-Ball scenes at "Prejudice and Politics," and "Apol­ this preparation. Rev. Thomas Bren- "Applegrove, School of Isolation" and ogetics and the Press." nan, C.S.C., head of the department a local men's school. "Madame Cava- of philosophy, has been in charge, as­ naugh's Premier Fashion Show" un­ sisted by Rev. Arthur J. Hope, C.S.C., der the direction of J. "Bof" Cavan- Edward Condon Elected professor.in the department of phi­ augh, featured such illustrious mod­ losophy. els as Joe "IT" Beinor, lovely Al To Follow Joe Brien To simplify the subject matter, the Schwartz, George "7 Ply" Kovalcik, general topic has been divided into John McKenna, Don Allen and Eay As Met Club Head sub-topics. "The Spirituality of the Meyer. Soul" will be treated by Ray Mc- Musically, the Absurdities outdid Grath, chairman, Joseph Crisanti, itself. Under the capable direction of Edward J. Condon, junior in phys­ John A. O'Leary, and Carl Doozan. Art Davidson, the Absurdities' Oc­ ical education from Brooklyn, N. Y., The second division, "The Freedom tette singing their clever arrange­ was elected president of the Metro­ of the Will," will be in charge of ments of "The Love Bug Will Bite politan club of New York for 1937-38 William Prendergast, chairman, You," "Little Old Lady" and "I've over Oliver K. McMahon, junior in James Gagnier, Benjamin Johnston, Got You Under My Skin" received Arts and Letters from Centre, N. Y., Maurice Quinn, and James Waldron. encore after encore. Torrid trumpet­ by a vote of 73 to 66 in the elections Engaged in the third part of the sub­ ing by Mike Mundjiak finally satis­ held Monday night. May 3, in the ject matter, "Man's Destiny," will be fied the audience, but only after re­ north basement of the Library. Dur­ Joseph Loftus, chairman, Edward peated encores. Brilliant arrange­ ing the past year Condon was treas­ Neaher, George Cecala, George Lane, ments for the Absurdities Swings- urer. and James Blunt. ters, under the direction of Meister- The office of vice-president was won swinger Zwers, were run through by A. William DiBrienza, junior in Defending the formal disputation the stompy paces of "Hobo on Park the College of Science from Brooklyn, will be William Prendergast, and the Avenue," "Riffin' At The Ritz," and N. Y.; Robert W. Cruickshank, fresh­ general chairman is John O'Leary. "Rigamarole." man in the College of Arts and Let­ Immediately preceding the discus­ Dances starring the "muscle men" ters from New Rochelle, N. Y., won sion, Ray McGrath will present a were exceptionally well done, -wath the office of secretary, and George M. paper entitled "Why the Nature and graceful Pat McCarty leading the O'Neil, sophomore in the College of Destiny of Man?" This paper will chorines in the brilliantly attired Commerce from Pelham, N. Y., that clarify the general purpose of the "Firefly Dance." "Mexican Hotcha" of treasurer. topic to be discussed during the dis­ and "Goody Goody" topped off the Trustees or district representatives putation and will also indicate the dancing efforts of these graceful elected according to districts are: importance of the nature of man as creatures. (Continued on Page 13) (Continued on Page 8) 6 THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC, MAY 7, 1937

Punctilious, Profound Politicos Pontificate ECONOMICS FLAYED Present Progressive Political Policies BY GREEK WRITERS BRUCCOLI SAYS

By John A. Callaghan Now that the prhnaries have been The sceond would, "Try to give Unity when built on Communism safely crossed, THE SCHOLASTIC good service in carrying out campus would give rise only to quarrels and thought that the psychological mo­ activities." bickering said Matthew J. Bruccoli ment had come for its perennial The third, "I think that they are when addressing the Patricians Tues­ questionnaire survey and beard the doing as best they can." day evening. In offering a paper dis­ cussing the "Ar­ 4. How will you reward your sup­ istotelian Phase porters if you are elected? of Greek Eco­ The Freshman declared that he nomics," he fur­ would reward his followers by ap­ ther added that pointments on dance committees. The in the field of Sophomore promised, "The best Prom economics, the they've ever had." The answers giv­ ancient G r e e ks en by the Juniors varied from a very fell far short succinct, "Thank you" to "Responsible of attainment in positions to responsible men." One comparison t o was a bit different and guaranteed their other fields to, "Try to satisfy them as best we o f intellectual pursuits. NOMINEE JACK DEANE can." MATTHEW BRUCCOLI Survived tivo landslides. "T h e ancient 5. Have you had any previous exper­ state was in general a strangely com­ embryo statesmen in their political ience in politics? prehensive instituttion since religion sanctums. Our Freshman friend said of high was part of the machinery involved school politics, "That wasn't what in its running. It governed a great 1. What is your general platform? you would call politics." deal of daily life, therefore its ethics One of the Freshmen interviewed The sophomore had none. Two of and politics were inextricably inter­ mistook the reporter for a spy. The the Junior candidates boasted that mingled. ' other welcomed our correspondent •with outstretched arms. He stam­ they had never meddled in college "The work of the craftsman was mered, "Why, I'll give -them a good politics. The third answered, "Yes," considered as incompatible with a Sophomore Cotillion." (Continued on Page 22) 'life of virtue.' Agriculture was the sole form of manual labor that es­ One of the Sophomores declared caped degredation and the censure of "A name band for the Prom." The Seven Contestants Vie the Greek writers. Hence, if the or­ other candidate declined, saying that dinary business life was thus despised it would lose him votes to say any­ Tuesday Nighf For we can hardly expect that the Greeks thing. would think its study worthy of in­ One of the Juniors answered, "To Breen Medal vestigation," he continued, sponsor more inter-class functions... class smokers. . . encourage sugges­ "Aristotle's basic point is that man by nature is a political animal. Thus tions from the class." His political Seven Notre Dame orators wU vie opponent hedged a little on this and philosophizing, Aristotle held that for the coveted William P. Breen Plato's doctrine of Communism could replied, "Not to promise anything but Medal for oratory next Tuesday, to do the best we can." not survive as it violated natural May 11, at 8:00 p.m., in the audi­ human instincts. On the other hand, 2. How would you go about reducing torium of the John F. Gushing Hall he believed the immense advantage of of Engineering. the cost of campus dances? private property is that it corre­ Freshmen had little to say in this The finalists are: Bernard Flynn, sponds to natural instincts. As respect. C.S.C, Cleveland, Ohio, Charles Os- against reformers of all ages, he con­ The sophomore was for, "Doing born, Balboa Heights, Canal Zone, tends that the evils are caused by away with corsages and getting a John Schemmer, Colby, Wis., Theo­ the defects of human nature." good band that's touring this section." dore Hesburgh, C.S.C., Syracuse, Two of the Juniors were for cut­ N. Y., Fructuoso Barreda, Laredo, The speaker concluded by citing ting • out corsages but "not to cut Texas, James Nei-ney, Attleboro, the interpretation of barter held by down on the orchestra if possible." Mass., and Gerald Hogan, Brookljni, the Greeks. "Discarding the mathe­ A third candidate offered, "To oper­ N. Y. matical theory of proportion in which ate on a budget and contact the These students were picked as the Aristotle's doctrine is embedded, the dance orchestra ahead of time." best from the total entry of twenty- central point of his teaching is that six in the preliminaries which were when people get, as the result of ex­ 3. Wliat is your policy in regard to run off last Monday and Tuesday, change, exactly what they had at the the S. A. C? May 3 and 4. beginning, neither more nor less, they Our Preshmen were a bit befuddled Judges for the 35th annual pre­ are said to have what belonged to on this poser. One admitted he liminaries were Rev. Eugene Burke, them and to be neither losers nor would cooperate. C.S.C., Brother Justin, C.S.C, and gainers." The sophomore said, "The S.A.C. Mr, Stephen Ronay, of the depart­ hasn't done as much as it could or ment of English; Professors Ronald Growth rings on baby teeth have should." Cox, Frank Kelley, and Thomas Mills, been discovered by Dr. Isaac Schour, The first Jxmior agreed upon the, of the speech department; Mr. Earl of the college of dentistry at the "Same as this year. They are prog­ Langwell, professor of French; and University of Illinois. These rings, ressing more rapidly this year than Mr. Louis Buckley, professor of he states, show a relationship to the they have any other year." Economics. child's age. THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC, MAY 7, 1937

KNIGHTS TO WITNESS Emblems of Old World Schools are Used FIRST S9UIRES As Decorative Panels for Morrissey Lobby INVESTITURE Slowly, slowly the austere brown signia of Leyden, Netherlands. An­ walls of Morrissey Lobby are chang­ other of the Scandinavian imiversi- Many members of the Notre Dame ing.. Early last Saturday morning ties, Upsala, is represented by James Council of the Ejiights of Columbus workmen invaded the outer sanctum Kavanaugh's panel. will journey to Elkhart, Ind., this of the Rev. George Holderith, C.S.C, Charles Sidner stayed within the Sunday to witness the first investi­ precinct and put United States for his panel, choosing ture of the Columbian Squires in the into position 12 the insignia of the University of state. The ceremony for this was additional canvas Michigan, Ann Arbor, Mich. written by the Eev. William Cun­ panels, bearing Francis Kroeger's second painting ningham, C.S.C., of the department the insignia of is a replica of the insignia of Johns the leading uni­ Hopkins university, Baltimore, Md. versities of six St. Lawrence university. New York, foreign countries is represented by a painting by Hugo and five states. Melchione, a senior art student. So quietly and The insignia of an old rival, the quickly did the University of Southern California, is workmen perform reproduced by Don Driscoll, and John their task that Webster has used blues and silvers few of the Mor­ STAXLEV SESSLER cleverly in his insignia of Loyola rissey boarders noticed the transfor­ university. New Orleans. mation. The gentlemen in the design The two long side panels to the courses of the department of art, east and west of the fireplace are KNIGHTS GOMBEE AND FISH under the direction of Professors Feed Their Boys May 16 the work of Edwin Kent and Richard Emil Jacques and Stanley Sessler, Metzger. have done their work well- of education, and Raymond A. Hoyer, One of the oldest European Uni­ director of boys' guidance on the versities is represented by Richard Boccafaureate Sermon campus. Metzger's reproduction of the crim­ Plans for the annual Knights' pic­ son-grey insignia of the University To Be Delivered By nic were discussed at the regular of Pavia, Italy. council meeting Wednesday evening. Bishop Alter Too, the date for the election of offi­ France is represented by Francis cers was set for May 19. Kroeger's duplication of the insignia The exemplification of major de­ of Sorbonne. The use of clear blues The Most Reverend Karl J. Alter, grees together ^vith initiation ban­ and greys distinguished the painting. D.i)., bishop of Toledo, will deliver quet Avill be held Sunday, May 16, in Kroeger is art editor of THE SCHO­ the baccalaureate sermon at the Com­ the Columbia Athletic club. William LASTIC. mencement exercises of the senior class of 1937. Fish, a junior in the College of Law, The unusual insignia of the Uni­ is chairman of the committee com­ versity of Tokyo, painted by Brother Bishop Alter is one of the most posed of Fred Mulcahey, Will Bowes, Alcuin, C.S.C, carried the inscription widely known Catholic sociologists in William J. Gomber, and Robert Le- "Dai Gaku" (just another way of the United States. For fifteen years Mire. saying "The University") written in he was the Director of Catholic Char­ ancient Chinese characters. Brother ities for the diocese of Toledo, and Alcuin placed a second panel in the after that was a professor of sociol­ Mission Crusade Sfarfs exhibition with his reproduction of ogy in the Catholic University's the insignia of Galway ,imiversity, School of Social Sciences. From this Drive For Sfamps Ireland. David Harris also chose an post he was called to the episcopacy, An extensive drive for the collec­ Irish university for his insignia. His and was ordained June 17, 1931. tion of cancelled stamps was com­ replica of the shield of Cork univer­ menced by the Notre Dame Unit of sity contains rich red, blues, and 7937 Annual On Press; the Catholic Students' Mission Cru­ browns. Where is the green of Ire­ sade at the bi-monthly meeting this land? To Be Out Soon week. A canvass will be made of all The use of subdued colors high­ Every section of the 1937 Dome, the halls by a committee in charge lights Tom Powers' replica of the in- save the augmented four-page Senior of the drive. Ball section, is on the presses of the James J. Bernard, vice-president of John F. Cuneo Co., Chicago, it was the unit, delivered a talk on "Mis­ annotmced this week by Thomas J. sionary Conditions in India." Rev. >lfrmen Meef Tonight Radigan, editor of the yearbook. Regis O'Neil, C.S.C, vice-moderator, made a short talk. To See Movies The 31st picture annual, which promises to contain several new and Announcement was made by Pat Members of the Aeronautical club Bannon, president, that charters have outstanding features, according to will desert Walgreen's comer tonight Editor Radigan, will be distributed been received from both the Mission and, instead, meet in the auditorium headquarters in Cincinnati and the to the general student body in the of the John F. Gushing Hall of En­ next t^\'o or three weeks. The date local Students' Activities Council. gineering, where a special movie will The committee in charge of the will be carried in next week's SCHO­ be shown on the manufacturing of LASTIC. drive includes: Robert Hutter, chair­ Boeing Airplanes. man; Jack Carney, Dennis Dineen, The engraving for the Dome has J. J. Bernard, Maurice Lahey, and A student paper will also be read been done by the Premier Company, Frank Brame. by Edward Grimes. His subject has Chicago, while the distinctive cover At the next meeting of the unit on not been announced. However, all has been modelled by the nationally May 14 the election of officers for members are certain that it will be famous MoUoy Company, also of next year will be held. one of the highlights of the meeting. Chicago. 8 THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC, MAY 7, 1937 SOCIAL JUSTICE IS SURREALIST ART IS BULWARK AGAINST SHOWN HERE FOR COMMUNISM FIRST TIME

Rev. J. Hugh O'Donnell, C.S.C., "Mars, Orange and Green," a fan­ vice president of the University, tasy, and "The Voice of the Night­ urged the members of the South King of the Ball . . . James Paul ingale," a study in scene melody, are Bend Life Underwriters' association Sheedy, proud boast of Snyder, New included in the third group of 12 Liv­ to help underwrite social justice as a Yoi'k, and second in a trio of Shee- ing American Art paintings placed deterrent to Communism in an ad­ dys to sleep under the Dome. on display in the University library last week. dress delivered in the Oliver hotel J. Paul is select: He is a member last week. of that charmed inner circle, the These two pictures are the first in He pointed out the necessity for Foreign Commerce men and their in­ surrealism to be included in the ex­ social justice and declared that it scrutable Propeller Club; is a facto­ hibits. A woman is the main subject would pay dividends to the nation in tum in the Spanish Club; was recent­ of four of the paintings including as far as it would destroy Commun­ ly inducted into the ICnights of "Plum Girl" by Maurice Sterne, "Lit­ ism. Father O'Donnell defined social Columbus, and is the sole living pos­ tle Coat and Fur Shop" by Kenneth justice to be that program which sessor of that glorious title "Mr. H. Miller, "Anne" by Henry V. Poor, emphasizes justice for all classes of Dowagiac." and "Sleeping" by John Carroll. society in conformity with the rights Snyder, N. Y. slinks in the shad­ "Landscape" is the title of two of and duties pertaining to these classes the paintings. One by Karl Fortress as a result of their dignity as human ows of Buffalo, and J. Paul has al­ ways been something of a power in pictures an abandoned farm house in beings. angry blues and bro^vns with touches Americans must be safeguarded of red. In the other C. Coggeshall from the insidious influence of com­ uses willow greens from the darkest munism, Father O'Donnell told the to the lightest to help depict his o'wn underwriters. He explained that it creative imagination in a landscape had happened in Mexico, Russia, and desig-n. in Spain because the people there did A study in the human form is giv­ not think it could happen. In conclu­ en by Eugene Speicher in "Nude sion he told the insurance men that Back." "Moon Light" by Joseph de social justice will stop Communism. Martini; "Still Life —Apples" by Henry L. McFee, and "The Boat" by Peter Blume are the other paintings Chemisfs Dine in the collection. Dr. G. F.. Hennion is to be' master Charles Boni, director of Living of cei-emonies at the annual Chem­ American Art, is solving the prob­ ists' banquet to be held in the Oliver lem of bringing art into many homes hotel, Wednesday evening, May 12, it of moderate means with these exhib­ was announced this week. its. By having prints made of the of the original paintings he is able All chemistry students as well as to have simultaneous exhibitions in members of the facultj"^ will attend 250 or more cities. the annual feast, which Avill be high­ o>'^' lighted by speakers and students en- Harvard, Princeton, and Ohio State tei-tainers. universities as well as the Minneapo­ the Buffalo Club. This year he chair- lis School of Art are included in the maned the annual Christmas dance 75 colleges and art schools through­ Philosophy Disputation to new successes. The club had to out the country where the paintings (Continued frotn Page 5) burn a rival night-club down to get are being shown. In addition, 16" li­ its chosen orchestra, but that was ac­ braries and art museums from coast considered at the present time by complished with the usual Sheedy to coast carry the exhibits. flourish. various philosophical schools. The collections numbers 48 pictures Another paper entitled, "The In­ "Pavu" is a charter member and which are displayed in four groups carnation and Its Relation to Man," Brigadier-General in the infamous of 12. concerned with the supernatural end B.E.P. (Bald Eagle Patrol), a title of man, will be read by Joseph which he detests only slightly less Loftus. than Mr. Dowagiac. The latter, how­ Minnesofons P/on ever, is meant only as distinct praise At the conclusion of the foi-mal At the meeting of the Minnesota for the never-failing Sheedy good club last Tuesday evening, definite disputation by the personnel, the . 'taste. public will be given the opportunitj'- plans were made for the election, to cite their views in relation to the He plans (or hopes) to enter for­ which is to take place about the third thesis. George Lane will be in eign trade, the rumble of drums and week of May. However, the main is­ charge of this discussion by the audi­ the click of castanets seem to lure sue of the meeting was the possibility ence. him southward . . . but he might stay of a summer reunion. Previously all in South Bend—^who knows? of the activities had been during the Following this, Dr. Moi-timer J. schoolyear, but this action may start Adler, well-known authority in the Man of the Moment is known as a successful preceedent, it was de­ field of philosophy from the Univer­ one of the most fastidious dressers clared by Tom Bohen, president. sity of .Chicago, will make a few re­ on the campus, and in his own Sny- Plans were also discussed for a marks on the material which has . der way is rather a handsome cuss smoker which will probably take been presented. at that. place the latter part of this month- THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC, MAY 7, 1937

COMMERCE MEN SHUN THE WEEK By John A. Gillespie COSTS. BOOKS FOR BACKWOODS Windfall haps most important is the band. Dui'ing the past week all events, Just a week ago tonight we heard Will Osborne playing the last night athletic, social, and scholastic, shriv­ The green-covered shores of Lake eled and perished before the an­ of a long stand in Cincinnati. He will stop off at Minnesota for a dance Chi'istiana in Michigan will be the nouncement of the renewal of Senior site of the 1937 Commerce Forum Week. Not since the Big Wind has there before unpacking in the Palais Royale. When we heard him he was picnic, Al Smith, club president, an­ there been such furore. At 10 o'clock nounced this week. By bus and Thursday morning, the sheet ap­ on a corner of "Basin Street Blues," and for all you dancers tonight we motor car, members of the organi­ peared on the bulletin boards. The zation will depart from the campus first man who saw it had to be re­ predict satisfaction, even absolute de­ vived by anxious classmates so that light. And as we sit in our bare they, too, might delight in the good room on campus, thinking of the fortune. There were hundreds of laughter, rhythm, and abandon, we seniors about their daily work who shall shed a silent tear and wish that didn't know; they had to be told. Stu­ we, too, had $8.50 and a girl. dents glided rather than walked to * * * class. They yelled across the quad­ Actors Must Live rangle at friends. Grotesque tales circulated as to the cause for the Unless you knew one of the foun­ change in schedule. Professors found tain men in the cafeteria Saturday themselves unheeded, as future vaca­ night, you stood small chance of hav­ tioners planned trips here and there. ing your order filled. Those happy Hurried letters sped home, disrupt­ Monogram men collaborated in a monumental demand for 100 milk WOODSMEN SMITH AND RONAN ing the peace of innumerable house­ • Hit for North Country. holds. With the original excitement shakes and 100 hamburgers. At first the attendants tended to swoon under abated, we hope solemnly that no fur­ at 12:45 p.m., Tuesday, May 11, and ther decisions evolve; the calm of the unexpected mass production, but, remembering the thespians thirsting return bet\veen 7:00 and 7:30 in some 400 Americans depends. in Washington Hall after a proud the evening. * * * premiere, they began to pile boxes Swimming, tug - of - war, baseball Mining Boom and cookies. In the abbatoir below games, races—all will ,be included in As a piece of encouragement to the dining hall, heavily - muscled the interesting program planned for the forthcoming graduates, we pre­ slaughterers butchered cows until the the occasion by Walt Nienaber, chair­ sent the saga of a senior mining- order was completed. Just another man. General chairman of the pic­ engineer. This particular man, a instance of the behind-scene coopera­ nic, Joe Ronan, will see that eveiy- table-mate, already has a position tion that makes the campus night­ body receives plenty of refreshments awaiting him which will pay about club so popular. as well as having a good time. $175 monthly. During meals he sits $ ^ $ On the following day. May 12, the complacently, listening to the wails A7id All Through the House election of officers for the Commerce of neighbors who have no jobs in Forum of 1937-1938 Avill be held in sight. Of course, his thesis was awe­ For out and out poignancy Walsh the Commerce Library on the second some, consisting of about 40 pages of Eec is champion. With the reluctant floor of the Hurley Hall of Commerce highly technical matter and a dozen arrival of Softball and golf weather between 6:45 and 8:15 in the eve­ the bowling alleys are gathering colored maps of mines in Canada. And ning. dust. The edges of the ping-pong his job requires a trip from Wood- The Forum will not present any of hull, Illinois, to Butte, Montana. paddles have chipped; tears in pool tables are left untreated. Just for its members with keys, but will per­ (Why anyone should balk at leaving mit them to purchase keys if they Woodhull escapes us, but then we've effect we dropped the eight ball on the floor and listened to the echoes. have maintained a qualitative aver­ never been in Butte, either.) To get age of 85%, besides having com­ back to the encouragement we prom­ We could iind no pin-boy for bowling, no opponent for table tennis and no pleted at least two semesters with the ised, concentrate and recall the grim Commerce Forum. days of 1934, when graduates had to cue for pool. On our way out we no­ accept salaries, or perhaps we should ticed the K. of C. manager dozing say coolie wages, of $12 weekly. A over a copy of the Elks magazine. Ifalian Folk Tunes To stipend of $40 a week looms large be­ * * * side the depression remuneration. Space Fillers Be Sung Tuesday The mining engineer's success story To tell the story simply: a student Italian songs and a paper on makes us get up early with a bright was told in the laundry establishment Leonardo Da Vinci will be the con­ determined attitude. College may not in Badin that he had a dress shirt tribution of the Italian club, one of have been worth while for the Har­ on file. He didn't remember having the language culture clubs, at the vard grads of John K. Tunis' class, turned one over for cleaning, but All-Nations meeting to be held Tues­ but it looks like the Notre Dame men asked to see it. It had been held day evening, May 11. of 1937 are a bumper crop. Watch since Oct. 20, almost seven months... ^ Led by Joseph MangeUi, president, us grow. Being an old racing man from 'way the group will sing two typical Ital­ * * * back, we hate to miss the Kentucky ian folk songs, "Santa Lucia" and Before The Ball Derby, but since we've already missed "Come Back to Sorrento." A paper Commentators should acquaint 21 of them, another won't hurt. And, entitled "Da Vinci, the Universal Italian," will be read by Louis Da themselves with the places they dis­ from all reports, there vnll be more Pra. cuss; they should frequent the sites than two fellows there from school. of social brilliance if they attempt to The pressing question of the day is: Next week the group will meet ballyhoo them. Nevertheless we,-with Will Stroker dare to pick the winner, in Carroll Recreation hall to discuss no hope of attending the Senior Ball, never having been nearer a horse plans for the joint meeting as well shall take the subject in hand. Per­ than a plow? as for the annual Italian banquet. 10 THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC, MAY 7, 1937

CALENDAR COLLEGE PARADE VILLAGERS NOMINATE Friday, May 7 By Anthony F. O'Boylc FOUR SLATES FOR First Friday, Benediction, Sacred Heart Church, 7:00 and 7:30 p.m.; TODAY'S VOTE Meeting, SCHOLASTIC staff, editorial English Majors, Please Note! staff, 6:30 p.m., general staff, 7:00 In the opinion of Henry N. Mac- p.m.; Movies, Aeronautical club, au­ Cracken, Vassar College president, "Mr. President, I nominate. . ." ditorium of the John F. Gushing hall "College students produce two kinds "I move the nominations cease!" of Engineering, 8:00 p.m.; Interhall of literature, neither of them good. Such were the spirited voices that Amateur Radio contest, from campus Either they try revealing their own flooded the Columbia Athletic club studios, Lyons hall, 9:00 p.m.; Senior hearts which are not very full yet, Monday night when over 125 Villag­ Ball, Palais Royale, 10:00 p.m. to and which they generally are unable- ers opened their nomination meeting 2:00 a.m.. Will Osborne and his or­ to interpret, or they decide to imitate in preparation for the annual elec­ chestra. some well known author in describ­ tions that were held late today in Saturday, May S ing artificial situations which they Brownson Rec. know even less well than themselves." Track, Varsity vs. NaA'y, Cartier The retiring president, Ted Preko- Field, 2:00 p.m.; Baseball, Varsity It's Still the Grand Old Game witz, opened the political activities of vs. AVestern State Teachers' College, the evening, by calling the rally to Cartier Field; Golf, Varsity vs. Reassuring is the news that in the order and asking for nominations. Northwestern, Evanston, 111.; Tennis, survey conducted by the Institute of With a few interruptions of past rec­ Varsity vs. Kentucky, there; Senior Public Opinion sport fans the coun­ ord epithets, candidates eulogies, and Tea Dance, Chain o' Lakes Country try over rallied behind that great platform promises, the following tick­ club, 3:00 to 6:00 p.m.; Movies, American pastime baseball and voted ets /were finally certified on the sec­ Washington hall, first show for fresh­ it to be their favorite athletic spec­ retary's books: men only at 6:40 p.m., "All-American tacle. The poll tested solely, the spectator viewpoint. Football, while Jim Lahey, president; Jack Scott, Chump"; Organized adoration, 7:30 vice-president; Abe Zoss, secretary, a.m. until Benediction, 11:30 a.m. second on the popularity list, failed to make the showing that was ex­ Charlies Reddy, treasurer; Ed Som- Sunday, May 9 pected. merer, sergeant at arms. Bud Michels and Dick Dice will handle the cam­ Mother's Day; Student Masses, One of the suprising aspects of paign. Sacred Heart Church, 6:00, 7:00, the survey was the fact that even the 8:00, 9:00 a.m.; Meeting, Chesterton Ted Prekowitz, president; Bill ladies voted for baseball despite the Prekowitz, Ance-president; Bob Rodi- Societj% Law building, 10:30 a.m.; obvious fact that the gridiron game Meeting, St. Vincent de Paul Society, baugh, secretary; Bill Ricke, treas­ gives them a better chance to display urer; Dick Ganser, sergeant at arms. Knights of Columbus Chambers, their finery. We suspect that the Walsh hall, 11:00 a.m.; Benediction, Peter Nemeth, Jr., and Sanford "Ladies' Day" policy which is in Friedman Avere appointed campaign Sacred Heart Church, 7:00 and effect in both major league loops had managers. 7:30 p.m. a lot to do Avith baseball's endorse­ Paul Kelley, president; Sam Law- ment by America's feminine fandom. Monday, May 10 ler, vice president; Ed Minczeski, sec­ The collegiate Avorld, of course, for retary; Bob Wilson, treasurer; Bob Meeting, S.A.G., University library, the most part cast its vote for the Nelson, sergeant at arms. Co-cam­ 6:30 p.m.; Meeting, Servers' club, pigskin sport.- paign-directors for this group are sacristy of Sacred Heart Church, Dan DeForest and Jim Gorrell. 6:30 p.m.; First degree exemplifica­ Definitions by Collegians tion, ICnights of Columbus, Walsh John Lechner placed his bid for COLUMNIST: A term used in ab­ the presidency on an independent hall, 8:00 p.m.; Interhall Amateur normal psychology to indicate the Radio contest, Carroll and Cavan- ticket. His campaign among the vil­ possessor of a frustrated ego.—The lage lads will be handled by Bill augh halls, from campus studios, Pointer. 9:00 p.m.; Organized adoration, 7:30 Langley and Bill Gibbons. a.ni. until Benediction, 5:00 p.m. DEADLINE: The legal time limit- for turning in papers; so-called be­ Tuesday, May 11 cause a professor once dropped dead Buckshot when a class turned in their themes General elections for sophomore on time.—St. Mary's Collegian. College degrees, as they are known class offices, lower lobby of dining today, originated at the University hall, 8:00 a.m. to 5:30 p.m.; Inter­ IDEA: A once dangerous phenom­ of Bologna during the 12th century. hall Amateur Radio contest, Howard enon which is now almost extinct. The Cowl is our informant. . . Yale and Walsh halls, from campus studios, Can occasionally be found in the University has. the addresses of all 9:00 p.m.; Picnic, Commerce Forum, backwoods, but for the most part has but 80 of its 31,003,graduates. ... 12:45 to 7:30 p.m., Lake Christiana; been completely exterminated by ed­ Ohio State University laboratories Organized adoration, 7:30 a.m. until ucational centers.—The Tatler. use 5,000 frogs a year at 15 cents Benediction, 5:00 p.m.; Meeting, All- FINAL EXAMINATIONS: A 20th per frog. . . .St. Mary's University Nations program. Law building, 8:00 Century descendant of the Spanish from down San Antonio way has a p.m. Inquisition. If you are not orthodox 285 pound guard on its basketball you simply don't get by. team. He toils under the nickname Wednesday, May 12 of "Puny." . . . Every time one of Philosophy Disputation, Washing­ What It Means to Have a Girl— its gridiron stalwarts is named on an ton hall, 10:00 a.m.; General election In the Spring AU-American team, Ohio State plants for junior class offices. Lower lobby A Minnesota University math mar­ a tree in his honor. ... Ninety-two of dining hall, 8:00 a.m. to 5:30 p.m.; vel calculates that a fellow who per cent of, this year's Penn State Baseball, Varsity vs. Louisiana Tech, rushes a girl during the Spring quar­ College freshmen voted in favor of Cartier Field. ter is doing the equivalent of carry­ college women marrying before thej'^ Interhall: Amateur Radio contest, ing ten extra academic hours. . . . reach the age of 25—^which is merely from campus studios in the. John F-.- Well, if we were writing a thesis in another poll conforming" to the re­ Gushing hall of Engineering, 9:00 mathematics that would seem like a sults of preAnous surveys in the same (Continued on Page 10) good one to prove or disprove. field. THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC, MAY 7, 1937 11 IN THE JUGGLER VEIN

platform is a honey. The rest of you to show that they are both very right CAF SMOKE Dillonites had better investigate it. guys. . . Post mortem: The Monogram show . . . JOE "Smoky" CANALE (Alum­ The law club handicap, in which died a happy death, at least if we ni) has gone on a hamburger diet, is aU four candidates ran a dead heat, can believe half of what people are it the hamburger he likes???. . . . was discounted by the judge and will saying. If we may venture an opinion Through devious chattels, we have have to be run over again some time not that anybody wants to listen to found out that big MARTY BURNS later. . . BILL FITZPATRICK it, it is suggested that the handsome (Walsh) has acquired a jabbering, (Alumni) is now known as "The amount of change dragged in by the that to us sounds like "baby-talk"— Thriller". . . And in answer to who presence of capacity crowds each boy meets girl. . . Anyone desiring killed Cock Robin, we give vou night be put back into an even better tennis lessons should see JOE COYNE O'CONNOR (Alumni). " show for next year. . . At last the MOORE (Howard) the girls at Ap­ long delayed affair comes off — the ple-grove find his instructions ex­ I'm regusted! I'm disappointed! I'm Senior Ball—and with it the curtain tremely enticing as well as practical humiliated and yet not angry, never comes dowTi on the last social event . . . Last week, we failed to mention let it be said that your columnist al­ of the current school year, JOE that at the K.C. Ball, BOB LEON­ lowed his passion to get the best of ARD (Howard) had some difficulty, him. Of all the good stories that he escorted one girl but the program happened not one thing concerning called for another, not so fast thar, them will George Murphy (Off-cam­ stranger!. . . In the recent Chicago pus) tell—^but through devious chat­ club elections, JOHN BUCKLEY tels we found that not one good show (Dillon) won by half a sneeze over did the troupe miss on its way home. BABE KELLY also of Dillon. The No one answers the phone in final tally was 125 to 124 a close race Alumni Hall since some rascal tore in anybody's league, which only goes the house phone off the wall.

Heel and toe boys calk a few leaks before sailing. QUINN (Alumni) wants it known that this will be a dance -that will long be remembered. . . JOHN HURST (Sorin) this institutions number one make up man, is think­ fe-'-' .... ing of heading for strikeTboimd Hol­ lywood. . . To JIM MULHERN (Dil­ lon) goes our vote for the best add- getter in the school. . . P-a-'ATX'ifr As we go to press our ears to the ground for the rumble of any dirt that we can get, it is reported that GEORGE THOMAS (Alumni) has been seen on the links trying out a Brand (t) new overlapping grip. His game has improved immensely since. . . .A new club known as the "Mac" club has been.formed in Dillon, its charter members number 12 and its 'Flip You for a Ball Date' 12 THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC, MAY 7, 1937

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REV. L. V. BROUGHAL, CS.C Faculty Adviser PAUL FOLEY Editor-in-Chief CYRIL F. STROKER Managing Editor

Deparlmcnlal Editors Sports Staff JOHN A. GILLESPIE The Week EUGENE VASLETT .Sports Editor ANTHONY F. O'BOYLE College Parade ANDREW M. CROWE. .Assistant Sports Editor JOSEPH ROTONDO /n The Juggler Vein JOHN CACKLEY MARK MITCHELL ROBERT L. GROCAN "Scholastic of ihe Air" ALLAN BRIDE. NICHOLAS LAMBERTO News Staff - FREDERICK DIGBY JOHN CLIFFORD LOUIS DAPRA News Editor CHARLES CALLAHAN WILLIAM A. DONNELLY HAROLD A. WILLIAMS Assistant News Editor ARCH GOTT JAMES A. WALDRON MICHAEL MONCOVEN FRANK REILLY FRANCIS KROEGER Art Editor RICHARD RILEY ROBERT MCCLAIN GEORGE ELMORE GEORGE HAITHCOCK VINCENT DE COURSEY WILLIAM R. DOOLEY, '26. .Business Manager FREDERICK SISK JOHN CALLAGHAN THOMAS MARKER JAMES HUFNAGEL Member Catholic School Press Association and Member of GREGORY BYRNES GRAHAM STARR Associated Collegiate Press, Distributor of Collegiate Digest FRANK E. LARWOOD F. BARREDA JAMES DEMPSEY JOHN KOHN • EDWARD HUFF THE SCHOLASTIC is published 26 times dm-ing the school year at the VINCENT W HARTNETT7 i^;^ £j,.,„„ University of Notre Dame. Address manuscripts to editor, 233 Walsh HAROLD A. WILUAMS j Hall, Notre Dame. Indiana.

Vol. 70 May 7. 1937 No. 24

UP ANOTHER NOTCH. . . accident, accounts for the fact that this year's net profit is only $130.00 higher than it has ever been. LL precincts have finally been heard from, all returns A are in and the 1937 Bengal Bouts, gi-eatest in the In passing the Bouts into their limbo, it is fitting liistory of the show, have been laid to rest with other again to thank sincerely all those whose help was so record breakers. greatly needed and so generously given in support of this student activity. There is no reason why new high All records for attendance were smashed, champions i-ecords can't be set every year. wei-e crowned in eight divisions, and the Bengal Missions have been tendered a check for $545.99—^largest ever turned in by Bengal Bouts managers. FINANCIAL STATEMENT The story of this year's success is even better when we look behind some of the figures. The total income 1937 Bengal Bouts from the Bengal Bouts was $926.42—^about ?350 more Receipts: than the previous high. But expenses also-mounted, as General Tickets: the Bouts grew larger. 1,812 tickets '. $453.12 Preliminaries ._ 123.30 One of the misfortunes of boxing caught up painfully Donation, Mr. Frank Lloyd 50.00 with a contestant who suffered a broken jaw. The break Advertising in program .-. 190.00 was a serious, but wholly accidental thing, and demanded Patron tickets 110.00 expert treatment. Expert treatment costs money even when dentists and doctors are charitable in their charges. Total $926.42 So here, in one fell swoop, was added an extraordinary Expenditures: expense of nearly $100—^an expense never before in­ Sweaters for winners and runners-up $130.15 curred by Bengal contestants. Equipment: Printing costs too mounted as a more elaborate pro­ Gloves, trunks. Bag mitts, hand-tapes, etc 31.10 gram was prepared. The pictures and engravings used ' Printing: Program : 75.68 in promotion of the Bouts—all were added expenses, but Engravings, photographs, stationery, postage .... 35.00 necessary ones. Medical Service : 92.00 Electricians: Setting up ring lights. Included in the general rise of prices were woolens Moving public address system 16.50 and knitted goods—^hence a higher bill for sweaters. In this connection too it might be added that all of this Total ; 380.43 year's sweaters, given both to champions and runnerslup, Balance: are of the finest quality obtainable—^fitting for noble Receipts, Gross ..: ; $926.42 champions who worked long and hard for a worthy cause. Expenses ;...... ; 1 : 380.43 Analyzing the statement of accounts then,it is easy to see that only the misfortune of sheer and unpreventable Net Profit ...... ;...: ]..:. :.....$545.99 THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC, MAY 7, 19S7 13

Izaak Walton II » By William Cullen Fay

Being the fanciful account of a fanciful fisherman in which the fish stay out of the plot in huge droves. The man might be Hack; but then again, who'll be the fish?

Edward Thomas McDermott, of serting the path and balancing his near the supper houi*. However, be­ Kane, (consult any large map of way out on the Moreau dock. Un­ fore we leave, I'd like to show you Pennsylvania), and Freshman Hall, is sheathing his pole, a long, whippy how we fish with flies, in Kane. It by his own admission probably the bamboo adorned with patriotic red- is rather difficult to capture the best all-around fly, worm, or ti'oU white-and-blue "bobbers," he sat mood when I have a worm on the fisherman ever to matriculate at down on the dock's edge, feet dan­ end of the line, but I will endeavor Notre Dame. Where he comes from gling down to the watei*. to show you some of the proper rod are the s^viftest, swirliest trout technique. Just iinagine that we are streams in the United States, and the He squashed a little squirmer onto on the bank of a mountain stream. fish are so big they have to swim on his hook, tossed the line out into the There is a rock just over there (he their sides in order to navigate the moderately deep, filled his pipe, and gestured out into the lake) and be­ waters which seldom exceed five or relaxed, puffing clouds at the sky. neath it I suspect a trout is lurking. six fathoms in depth. I would whip my line from the water, A few minute.^ breathed away. whirl it above my head, and whip it Words dropped from the mouth of —OUCH!" Be what it may, Mr. McDermott the sage. "Be not impatient," he prepared to drop his first line in Lake soothed, "it may require a few mo­ The straining line, whipped by the St. Joseph with the feeling of a ments to 'warm up' the fish. But be Barrymore making a personal ap­ Avind, had escaped its intended orbit not discouraged. We shall have fish and snagged its way into Mr. Mc- pearance in Mishawaka. McDermott by and by." had conquered the whales from Dei-mott's" collar, scraping away a Kane; he was now to toy with the modest amount of epidermis en route. By and by he pulled in his line to St. Joe tadpoles. Instantaneous action—the quick re­ find that his hook had been artisti­ action of a woodsman—enabled Mc­ cally wormed. "Ah," he exclaimed Dermott to snatch the hook away be­ As he admitted to a humble audi­ triumphantly, "the fish are here. See, fore it seriously threatened the jugu­ ence at table 70, East Hall, during they have nibbled on the hook!" lar vein. The hook was free, but the last Friday's noon meal: "I am no worm, for all practical purposes, was oi-dinary fisherman. I don't catch We looked and were not impressed. gone forever, lost in the folds of Mr. just any fish that swims along; I use We had the impression that worms McDermott's shirt. discernment. When I notice one that were bait, not fish fodder. However, pleases my fancy, I deftly offer him one does not question the strategy of Not for a second did McDermott a worm . . . and reel in. It is as a master; so, we waited. lose his equanimity. "Now, we will easy as that." have to stop," he mourned. "Scratch­ Mr. McDermott continued to fish, es from fish hooks frequently result "In fact," he continued, "notliing pausing at frequent intervals to re­ in blood poisoning. I must cleanse which, I might catch this afternoon plenish his hooks. the wound immediately." would surprise me—^not even a "Bread crumbs are good too," one j whale." of his companions commented un­ "Yeah," agreed his friend who kindly." previously had suggested bread­ Knowing Mr. McDermott quite in­ crumbs, "and besides there ain't no timately from long cuisine compan­ McDermott met the challenge. moi-e worms." ionship none of table 70 was in the "The wind," he explained, "is blow­ least surprised that Mr. McDermott ing directly down the lake; conse­ would not be surprised. quently, there is a constant tugging Senior Invifafions and pulling on the line. It is quite Three-thirty that afternoon found difficult to determine just when a fish Senior invitations for the 1937 Mr. McDermott, with three fortunate is nibbling and when the wind is pull­ Commencement, given annually to the companions, beating his way down ing. However, soon we will have members of the class by the Uni­ the north bank of St. Joe towards fish." versity, will be distributed from the the far end where the S.S. Moreau Alumni Office starting Monday, May rides at anchor. Tree shadows grew farther and 10. Hours are from 8 ajn. to 4 p.m. farther into the lake; the wind blew Each senior receives ten invitations. "We must have worms," remarked stronger whipping the blue waters Seniors must call in person. Mr. McDermott, glancing meanfuUy into lacy white ruffles; five-thirty— towards his henchmen. bonged from the belfry of Sacred Met Club Oificers Heart Church. Beside McDermott— (Continued from Page 5) "Aye, aye. Sir," barked three all about him, in fact—bare planks eager voices, and the accompanying shrieked his failure. Brookljm, John R. Firth, freshman in feet scurried into the underbrush to Arts and Letters; Manhattan, Alex­ return with squirming g^rubbers for Regretfully, slowly, the master ander S. Kovzelove, junior in Arts the McDermott bait-can. hauled in his line. "I fear we will and Letters; Long Island, Joseph A, have to adjourn for the afternoon," Callahan, junior in Arts and Letters; "I believe, we shall try our luck he mourned. "Too bad, though. I and Westchester, William H. Gallin, here," decided the Kane wizard, de­ have caught some of my largest fish | junior in Engineering.. 14 THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC, MAY 7, 1937

^•^ ATHLETICS

IRISH THINLIES MEET NAVY HERE TOMORROW IRISH GOLFERS WIN IN SEASON'S SECOND OUTDOOR DUAL MEET TRIANGULAR MEET NOTRE DAME REIGNS AS FAVORITE IN MINNESOTA

Double quick time AVIU be the key­ word as Boatswain Nicholson pipes Notre Dame's six-man golf team all tliinlies on deck for the track TENNIS TEAM DEFEATS last Saturday conquered Minnesota meet with the future admirals from PURDUE NETTERS ON and Wisconsin, 39%-14%, in a tri­ the Naval Acadenw on Cartier field angular meet on Minnesota's Wlj tomorrow afternoon. HOME COURT course. The match was run off with each team facing the other individ­ In meeting the Irish, this year's ually. In these alternate pairings, strong, well-balanced Navy team will Notre Dame won the doubles from be making the longest ti-ip ever taken Resuming their winning stride fol­ Minnesota and from Wisconsin by by any Middle trackmen. Numbered lowing a setback at the hands of Chi­ the same score, 6%-2%, while Min­ among the prospective starters are cago University's championsMp team nesota lost to Wisconsin, 7-2. In the seven footballers, several who haA'e Coach Pedro de Landero's varsity net- singles tourney, the Irish beat Minne­ men whipped a powerful Purdue Uni­ sota, 13%-4%, making the total versity team last Monday on the local team score, 20-7. Notre Dame then courts by the decisive score of 7 to 2. finished off the Badgers, 13-5, mak­ Losing but one contest in the singles ing the total team score, 19%-7%, and one in the doubles the Blue and and the composite match score, 39%- Gold racquet \\delders dominated the 14%. play from start to finish. In the medal play, two Notre Dame Purdue's defeat was the second men. Bill Castleman and Gene Mil- win scored by Captain Fallon's crew boume, tied for the lowest score of over Hoosier rivals in as many weeks the day with 72's. The course par since the Irish opened their current was 71. Playing together, Castleman net campaign with a win over the and Milbourne defeated Minnesota well balanced Indiana University by one stroke and Wisconsin by four team about two weeks ago. All sev­ strokes in the "best ball" doubles en of Notre Dame's points were match. They scored a 69 to the 70 DAN GIBBS scored in straight sets thus indicating made by Gophers Tang and Hiller, Five events in one meet. that Coach de Landero had molded and the 73 turned in by the Wiscon­ together a team that can give a good sin pair. seen service against the Irish, LjTich, account of itself in the lower brack­ ets ks well as in the higher individual Kke, Swiderski, Blaha, Emrich, Despite the rain and hail which Beard, and Halovok. ranking strata. Such a balance, with the present season but half over, ambushed the players halfway The midsHpmen are particularly makes it appear certain that the 1937 through both the morning and after­ sti'ong in the dash events. John Dal- Irish netters will better the record noon rounds, the match was well- ton and Bob Morgan Avill probably of last yeai-'s team. played, interesting, and well-conduct­ oppose Jordan and Clifford in the ed by the Minnesota hosts. The effi­ 100 and 220 yard dashes. Dalton "Wild Bill" Fallon and his doubles ciency and graciousness of Coach W. has turned in times of :09.7 in the partner "Whit" Gregory enjoyed an R. Smith of Minnesota "put over" centuiy, and :21.7 in the 220. His individual field day at the expense of the match so smoothly and so per­ running mate, Morgan, is a consist­ their "Boilermaker" opponents since fectly on schedule that all three con­ ent ten second man in the 100, and both won their singles matches. and testants arranged for return arrange­ is only a few: steps slower than Dal­ teamed up to cop the No. 1 doubles ments next year at Madison, and in ton in the 220. In the quarter mile assignment. Jim Waldron playing in 1939 at Notre Dame. run Bob Cutts, a :50 man, will team -the No. 2 spot came thi-ough with a Avith William Finn in an attempt to win over Traylor of Purdue, while lead Parsons and Sheehan around the bespectacled Eddie Kilrain showed local oval. his teammates that his game is once in the opener, went on the court to more on the mend by trimming Brod- continue its winning way. Although In the longer distances the Irish sky. Simon, Irish sophomore, ac­ forced into extra games to win the and the Middies seem to be evenly counted for the other Notre Dame first set the two sophomores ran out matched, and as a result close, excit­ victory in the singles when he swept the second set by a love score. Then, ing races are expected. Francis and through Jackson in 20 minutes by with the match already on ice, Coach Cavanaugh will meet strong opposi­ the scores of 6-1, 6-0. de Landero called upon a new dou­ tion in the person of Ed Scofield who bles team in the persons of Ed has turned in a 1:58 in the 880. Jack Following the Fallon-Gregory win Waters and Joe Lewis for the final Harby, Smith, and Peterson will take in the first doubles the Irish sopho­ match of the day. While losing the the post in the mile run against Rice more combination of Reppenhagen new tandem extended the Purdue and Gott. Harby will be the man to and Wolf which scored the all impor­ team of Brodsky and Jackson to three (Continued 071 Page 22) tant winning point against Indiana close sets. THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC, MAY 7, 1987 15 WILDCAT LINKSTERS NOTRE DAME AND WESTERN STATE TEACHERS TO MEET IRISH MEET ON CARTIER FIELD TOMORROW; IN HOME MEET KLINE ANTICIPATES TOUGH GAME

An eminently successful Irish golf Notre Dame varsity baseball squad will once more assume the' role of team will pack its clubs and betake underdogs when they play host to a strong Western State Teachers' nine at itself to Evanston tomorrow, where Cartier Field, Saturday, May 8. it vnll meet a strong Northwestern outfit on the Kildeer Country Club For four out of the last five years the Hilltoppers have won the Michigan course. State title, and only .lost it last year when Michigan University's Big Ten The Wildcats have lost but one con­ champs nosed them out, 3-2, in an ference meet this year, and that an eleven-inning battle. Dui-ing this upset in which Iowa beat them, 12-9. FACULTY TOURNEY five-year period, the Brown and Gold Headed by such men as seniors Jim have come out on top in 32 out of 40 Marek and Kostleicke, they are ex- IN FIRST ROUND games against Big Ten opponents. OF LINK PLAY This year's outfit is no exception. With capable veterans in almost every position. Coach Charles Ma- her's present team seems to be a The first round of the faculty golf tournament will close tomorrow, and the sur^dvors will immediately begin the quarterfinal round Sunday morn­ ing. This quarterfinal round will continue until Sunday, May 16.

Divided into three flights, 48 golf­ ers teed ofi: in the opening round. The pairings that headed Flight A were Rev. George L. Holderith, C.S.C, vs. Rev. John Reynolds, C.S.C, Tom Quirk vs. Rev. Francis Boland, C.S.C, Elnier Layden vs. Rev. Edward Keller, C.S.C. ENNIO ARBOIT Flight B Pairings Pitches against State. Leading the Flight B pairings were Rev. Henry Bolger, C.S.C, vs. Stan­ sure bet to collect revenge for the ley R. Price, George Keogan vs. C F. four consecutive setbacks they have REV. GEORGE HOLDERITH, C.S.C. Chizek, Stanley Sessler vs. Rev. Wil­ suffered at the hands of the Irish His boys sioing out against N. U. liam Cunningham, C.S.C in the past two seasons. Not only have the locals topped them recently, pected to offer plenty of competition The matches between W. W. Turn­ but the all-time record between the to Father Holderith's lads. er vs. Frank Kelly, and E. F. Con­ two schools shows a decided Green nolly vs. Devere Plunkett were the superiority. Since their diamond re­ In addition, the Purple team has top ones in Flight C lations began in 1914, Notre Dame several verj'' good underclassmen. A has won fourteen while dropping sophomore, Sid Richardson, is the The semifinal matches will be only five. present Western Junior champion, to played from May 17 to May 23. The which title his teammate, Marek, was final and deciding matches will take The outlook for tomorrow's game runner-up last year. place by May 27. is far from bright for this year's Klinemen, though. The Teachers ear­ Undoubtedly the match will be The leading faculty golfers have lier in the season outslugged Michi­ close, for Northwestern is always been preparing for the tournament gan State, 11-4, while State in turn keyed up for any athletic event with for some time on the local course. trounced Notre Dame, 7-1. In addi­ Notre Dame. However, in total num­ Competition will be keen among the tion, Dave Arnold, their stai* mound ber of meets won, the series between top flighters. In this group are rep­ performer, seems to be pitching great Northwestern and the Irish stands resentatives of every department of ball, not having lost a game this year, heavily in favor of Notre Dame. In the faculty. Rev. Holderith, Tom while, on the other hand, Arboit, fact, the meet lost two years ago by Quirk, Rev. Henry Bolger, Coach N.D.'s ace, hasn't as yet hit his Johnny Banks et al is the only black Elmer Layden, Rev. Thomas Bren- stride. The opposition has been solv­ mark against the Irish record. nan,' and Arthur Haley are among ing his deliveries quite regularly, the leading club-swingers. and, unless he suddenly finds himself, With a little luck on the weather it looks very much as though the vis­ and the course. Captain Lou Fehlig Because of rain in the earlier part itors will make up for the last two and his mates should be able to con­ of the week, match play was slowed seasons. tinue their excellent record, besides up considerably. However, because Captain Fehlig, Donovan, Mailhes, of the excellent condition of the The probable starting batteries Castleman, Milbourne, and Sheehan course, the matches were resumed are: Arboit and Kovzelove for Notre will probably comprise the Notre immediately, and the schedule will Dame, and Arnold and Abel for Dame team. be continued as planned. Western State. 16 THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC, MAY 7, 1937 IRISH HITS SCARCE; INTRODUCING By Gene Vaslett DROP 7-1 DECISION TO SPARTANS Arch Gott, THE SCHOLASTIC'S own, has gone out from the old office behind the Main Building to make a name for himself as one of Nick's cinder men and it seems, from the late reports, that our Arch has done right well by him­ self under the tutelage of the popular track coach. Because Michigan State showed such a decided advantage in banging Unheralded as a runner or sports writer. Arch came to Notre Dame in the the ball into the right place at the fall of 1933 determined right time, Notre Dame received its "1 to make good at both second defeat of the season, a 7-1 and he did, with a speed trimming administered at East Lan­ that was almost amaz­ sing last Saturday. ing. He also acquired that elusive something- The Spartans put across the first run of the game in the second inning, known as "stuff" and but Johnny Moir, who went hitless has gone down in the for the first time this season, was annals of SCHOLASTIC able with the aid of a few errors to history as the boy who's tie the score at one-all in the fifth. "Gott stuff." Cy Strok- Michigan State, however, scored two er, our boss, invented runs in the last half of that inning, the term, and has been two more in the sixth, and their final boasting about it ever two runs of the game in the seventh. since. He considers it George Hill, the Spartan's number his supreme offering to one twirler, held the Irish to five the gods of immortality scattered hits and allowed only two although others insist walks. Meanwhile Captain Ennio Ar- upon calling it a low boit was pelted for nine safeties be­ product of the lowest fore John Goncher, who held the form of humor, the pun. Spartans hitless for the few innings Puns not\\'ithstanding he pitched, relieved him in the sev­ Arch seems to have the enth. "stuff" that makes a good miler and two miler, and for that reason Notre Joe Nardone, the Irish lead-off man Dame track addicts can be thankful, for Arch has pulled in many a decisive and left fielder, headed the Irish bat­ point for the Irish track forces. ting attack—vfhsit there was of it— with a double and a single. Sam Nuz- He is a product of that well-kno\\Ti high school. Mount Carmel, of Chicago. nov, a sophomore first sacker who This school has produced many a fine Notre Dame athlete before and after batted eighth in the line-up, led the Arch's time. Such boys as Jerry Clifford, Joe Nash, Perd Rydell, John Fogel Spartan barrage with a double and have come to Notre Dame from there, and Notre Dame has sent Wally From- two singles. hart and John Jordan to act as football and basketball coaches for it. Although each team made three er­ Arch never thought of track while in high school. He was a golfer, and rors. Coach Kline's boys were notice­ in his senior year his duties as captain of the golf team prevented him from ably less wide-awake on the defen­ trying the cinder game. However, when he entered Notre Dame, he was per­ sive. The Spartans stole three bases to none for the Irish, and showed suaded to try out for the cross country and track teams. That year Leo Mc­ their alertness by twice removing Farlane was top miler of Nick's forces, and Arch used to mn against him in Irish scoring threats with smoothly- practice. His most vivid memory of his first race with McFarlane is the fact executed double plays. that Leo lapped him twice before the race was over. But that didn't stop him. Leo was injured the following year and forced to drop out of track temporarily. Arch, a sophomore now, filled in, and in his first race against Chicago turned in a victory for the Irish. In his own words he "was more scared than tired" Juniors lake Lead in after the race. He won his monogram that year and eveiy year, and now has three to his credit, one being won when he was a member of the now-extinct Cftemisf SoffbaW cross-country team. Mel Lambrecht's three hit pitching gave the Juniors a 10-0 shutout over This year Nick shifted him from the two-mile to the mile run, and along the Sophomores in a Chemist's Soft­ with Greg Rice he has given Notre Dame its best representation in the mile in ball league game on Brownson field years. His best time for that distance was 4:24, but he's shooting at 4:20, or last Saturday afternoon. Mehring else. Almost every time he runs there's a record broken, but unfortunately pounded out a homer and a double to it's done by the other fellow. lead the winners attack. The Senior- Freshmen game was called off. His race last Saturday with John Woodruff, the Olympic champ, was really a honey. Everybody thought that the lanky negro would make a one-man race Tomorrow afternoon, the Seniors will play the Sophs, and the Juniors of it, but Arch didn't. He stuck right at his heels all the way around, and will meet the Freshmen. came mighty close to beating the world's champion half-miler, losing only by a few yards. Standings to date: He will be remembered down at Annapolis as the boy who nearly upset W L Juniors 2 0 the U. S. Navy. While down there for the dual meet last year Arch and the Sophomores 1 1 boys were watching dress parade. He wished to get it all in and moved to Seniors 0 1 (Continued on Page 23) Freshmen 0 1 THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC, MAY 7, 1937 17 KLINEMEN WILL PLAY THE 1937 VARSITY TURNS BACK OLD-TIMERS, 7-0; TWO GAME SERIES BEFORE 10,000 FANS; McCORMICK AND WITH LOUISIANA TONELLI EXECUTE SCORING PLAY • Coach Jake Kline and his nine ball- By John F. Clifford hawks will encounter the fast-step­ ping Louisiana Tech outfit on Wed­ CHAMPS CROWNED IN Starting Line-ups nesday and Thursday, May 12, and VARSITY OLD TIMERS 13, at Cartier Field. The Southern­ S. A. C. SWIMMING Skoglund ._LE... Host "33 ers are coming North to play six Emanuel LT __jMiller '28 contests in as many days with three CARNIVAL Ruetz LG .-Lautar '37 strong mid-western schools, namely: McCarty CC. -Yarr '32 Purdue, Illinois and Notre Dame, and Kuharich RG. ..M_etzger. '31 A. Shellojts . RT Kurth '33 according to advance reports Coach Sweeney RE Conley '31 Eddie McLane's Engineers are de­ Both old and new talent figured prominently in the annual S.A.C. Hofer Q B Fromhart '36 termined to prove to the Northerners Puplis LH Kofcen '32 that collegiate baseball, as played in swimming meet as the aquatic stars sprung from the edge of the pool at McCoi-mick .'. RH Hanley '35 Dixie, is "tops." Tonelli FB CarMeo '36 the South Bend Natatorium the eve­ At the outset of the season Coach ning of April 28. "The old order changeth, yielding McLane was faced with the rather place to new," wrote an observant difficult task of finding a suitable The 40 yard events showed profes­ poet many years ago for the whole first sacker to replace Jack Thigpen, sional style, with Norman Anderson world to remember. "The old order varsity guardian of the initial sack coming in first, followed closely by changeth—^perhaps; but jrieldeth not for three years, who was graduated John Monaco and William Hake. This without a fight," said William Shake­ last June. Just as the weary mentor was the free style event, and it was speare, namesake of another poet im­ was about to give up along came Bill timed at 20.6. The breast stroke con­ mortal because of his pithy sajrings, Horton and now the Tech fans are testants were led in by Frank Geddes on Sunday afternoon .for the 10,000 beginning to forget their former ace. with Bill Marguet second, while Jack people gathered in the Notre Dame Clyde Stinnett, Bob Burt, and Jack Brennan took the third position, the Hanna hold down the other infield time being 28.2 for this event. In the posts. The latter, a gridiron star for popular backstroke race, John Mon­ three seasons, decided to try out for aco took the honors, with Larry Cas­ the team this year and has turned in ey second and Dick Scannell in the some classy infield performances. third bracket. Timers called this Steve Lewis and Ed Harris are the event at 25.5. only returning moundsmen who won The more lengthy contests had vic­ monograms last year, while two of tory in the 100-yard free style going their battery mates, Herman Hewett to Bill Bums, Sam Lawler, and F. and Carl Gardner, also won letters. Eeilly, who finished first, second, and Coach McLane has chosen Charles third respectively. This race was Caston, Guy Carroll, and "Toad" timed at 61.3. Frank Huisking fin­ Williams to patrol the outer gardens ished first in the 220-yard free style from a long list of candidates. swim, with F. Reilly taking the second Coach Kline has made many chang­ position and Bob Windheim the third. es in his lineup since the start of the The time: 2.49. The awards for these campaign in order to find a winning events will be medals: gold for the LARRY DANBOM combination. Capt. Arboit, Goncher, winners, silver for second place, and Wake lip and sing. and Eydell will be used in the box. bronze for boys who finished third. Stadium. Sparked by the passing Andy Puplis, shortstop, is the only and kicking of "The Bard" famous infielder who has stuck with the first High board competition was won for his football endeavors, gridiron team since the opener with Chicago. by John Greene with Jack McGurl luminaries of the National Cham­ Larry Doyle has replaced the injured rating second place and Norus Ryan pionship era modified these memor­ Jim Carson who will probably be lost third. Green and McGurl took the able words by holding the livelier for the remainder of the season. same honors in the low board events, colts of the 1937 Varsity to one Braddock and Gaglione have been and Phil Roeser was third. The 15- touchdown and themselves threaten­ fighting it out for second and the yard plunge saw McGurl first, Joe ing touchdowns in various stages in latter seems to be developing rapidly. Messick second, and Normy Anderson the game. Mohr has definitely replaced Joe third. O'Neil at the hot comer. Al Koze- This year's Varsity-Old Timers' love is still doing a fine job behind Three gold medals go to Casey, game, dedicated to the memory of the plate. Nardone, Moir, and Bor- Geddes, and Anderson for victory in the late John J. O'Brien, a teammate owski comprise the outfield and these the medley relay, with 1:14.6 for the of most of the returning stars, was heavy hitters are due to give the time. Gold medals also go to Monaco witnessed by the largest crowd to Louisiana hurlers plenty of anxious and the Huisking trio, Ed, Frank, ever assemble in the Stadium for the moments. and Dick, who combined to win the annual spring game. Football spirit, free style four-man relay, timed at though premature, was enthusiastic 1..S1. and the Irish Old Timers individually The gift of $500,000 to Brown Uni­ received a great ovation from the versity from Jesse H. Metcalf, a Jack Byrne and Dave Flynn acted stands as they left the field. member of the university's board of as timers, with George Bonfield and trustees, will be used to build and Scott Reardon as clerks, and Father Throughout the first three quarters endow a laboratory "with unsur­ Julian Sigmar judged the diving the Varsity eleven was stopped hy passed facilities" for research in the events. Chairman Delaney announced the cagey line men of the Old Timers. fields of electro-chemistry and photo­ that the awards may be called for in The AU-Americans and All-Westerns chemistry. about a week at 421 Walsh. (Continued on Page 20) 18 THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC, MAY 7, 1937 WALSH GENTLEMEN SPLINTERS FROM THE PRESS BOX FIGHT DAILY WARS ON DIAMOND BY Cy STROKER • With only two more issues of THE SCHOLASTIC after this one for the year we feel in a reflective mood. And no subject offers a better outlet for reflec­ By Arch Gott tion than the Old Timers' game of last Sunday. The game wasn't as interest­ After their sad experience in the ing as we expected. It lacked color, but that is probably because we were not baseball game with the Holy Cross too concerned with which side won. The Varsity, for some reason or other, Seminarians, the Gentlemen of Walsh gave us the impression that, if they turned on the heat, they could make short Hall have finally decided that the work of the opposition. But the Pony Express was not as lively as a group of good old game of softball is not so colts as they probably Avill be next year. EverytMng considered, the team bad as they thought before their should be well i-ounded out by the time the Irish meet Drake in the Notre journey across the lake. Consequent­ Dame stadium next October. ly the G. of W. may be seen each afternoon from 12:30 tearing around like mad on the well-kept lawn be­ Most of the spectators got quite a kick out of the appearance of the Old tween Badin and Walsh. So large Timers. The sight of partially bald stars of other years cavorting around the have been the crowds of spectators gridiron did seem funny until one observed that they were really trying, and during the past week that there has were really playing good ball. We thought Ed Krause and Mike Koken were been talk of erecting bleachers on top particularly effective as long as they stayed in. It did our old heart good to of Sorin. Speaking unofficially, this see Wally Fromhart in there calling signals once more. Wally, who once did humble reporter voices the opinion sonte w^ork for this column, is now^ teaching and coaching in Chicago. Larry that the deal will fall through. Danbom proved beyond all doubt that his life as a gay chorus girl in the Ab­ surdities has not made him any more welcome to the opposition than he was Possibly the best game to date was played last Tuesday when the G. of last fall. I W. opposed more G. of W. with a few ringers tossed in from Sorin and Alumni. After thirteen innings of Coach John Nicholson walked up and down the field like a general at the wildly exciting softball the G. of W. front lines, his blue suit flapping in the breeze, his gray hat set jauntily on living on the third and fourth floors one side of his head, his keen blue eyes squinting against the sun. A word of came through to whip their brethren encouragement here, a sharp rebuke there. All the time brown colored run­ of the first and second levels. The ners were running up the Pitt score, and it looked as though Nick's pessimistic tilt featured some extra brilliant predictions would come true. But when all the counting up had finished Notre twirling by the Pride of West Vir­ Dame had tied the score, and the outcome of the meet was still uncertain. To ginia, Walt Schi'ader, and the white hope of the Chicago Club, Chick Ma- decide the meet one way or the other, Nick called for a mile relay, realizing loney. Schrader struck out nine men that with chocolate colored Woodruff in the race for Pitt, Notre Dame stood while walking thirteen, with Maloney hardly a chance. Sure enough, Pitt won the race, and with it the track meet having an equal number of strikeouts that Nick wanted to win more than any other meet on his schedule. It reads but allowing only eleven walks owing like a Street and Smith's sport story but it gives you a little insight into the to superior control in the pinches. character of the man whom the trackmen have for student generations affec­ tionately called "NicMeberry." The final score of 29-26 indicates the closeness of the struggle, but it fails to reveal the events leading up to the fateful thirteenth. One of the outstanding events was the return to The tennis team seems to be running into the same trouble that has always the game of "Jafsie" Condon who hounded it in regard to matches won and lost. But one need not look far for' had a fight with a tree last week. In the explanation of the situation. In meeting such teams as Chicago and West- the fourth inning with the score em State, the Irish players are up against tennis talent that consistently makes locked at 10-all," "Big B" McGrath national tennis news. Also it is playing against teams which have indoor facil­ crawled up to the plate with bases ities for practice during the long winter season, while the Irish must wait until loaded, undismayed by the hooting spring rolls around sometime late in April before getting in any real practice. of his enraged opponents, and socked Notre Dame has some good talent in this sport and a coach who knows how one of Maloney's pitches far and to use it to its best advantage... So when you read in "The Scholastic" (where wide. "Schoolboy" Hoyt in the cen­ ter field got tangled up with the else would you get the news?) that the tennis team lost, don't turn away in laundry truck, and by the time he disgust, but rather shed a tear for those unfortunates who have to live in In­ climbed out of the wreckage the ball diana weather all the time. We recommend that you go over to see one of the had fallen for a triple. Then again matches behind the engineering building some time. Captain Fallon is in rare in the eighth inning Joe Dorgan at form this year, and puts on a show that makes W. C. Fields look like an second base closed his eyes and amateur. leaped into the air to snare a drive from the bat of Jack Gillespie. There had been men on first and second at the time and both had left their As reported in this issue, the faculty golf tournament is well started under bases on the hit. Joe landed on the the direction of Mr. Chizek. As thing look at the present time, the priests have second sack to double Ed HuisMng something of an advantage in the tourney. We have our money on Father and frantically tossed to first where Holderith, who won the tournament last summer. With Mr. Knittel and Mr. Frank Reilly clamped the ball on Eells playing in the tournament, one can expect to hear some words not used Harold Tomaschko for the comple­ in the classroom. What tempers! tion of a triple play. THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC, MAY 7, 1937 19 ON DOWN THE LfNE MILE RELAY WINS TRACK MEET FOR PITTSBURGH By Mike Crowe ON LOCAL OVAL AS IRISH MEET DEFEAT; Idaho University boasts of the WOODRUFF. OLYMPIAN, STARS brothers ROBERT, RALPH, and ALVAN MILLER. None of the three weighs more than 180 pounds but all three compete in athletics. Robert is The Notre Dame trackstei-s lost a tough one to Pitt last Saturday afternoon, northwest intercollegiate 118 pound 68 to 63. At the end of the regulation events the dual meet was tied, 63-all. •\vrestling champion. Ralph won the This tie necessitated the running of a play-off mile relay, which the Pitt team, Golden Gloves title in the 112 pound anchored by Woodraff, won. division at Seattle, and Alvan was a The hard luck Irish relay team member of Idaho's winning two-mile made a battle of it all the way, but relay team at hte recent A.A.U. in­ Olympic champion Woodruff was door meet at Spokane, Washington. just too much for Sheehan, Notre INTERHALL SCHEDULE Dame's anchor man. Francis and FRANK MURRAY who resigned Cavanagh handed Sheehan a two at Marquette to coach the University BEHIND PROGRAM yard advantage, but Woodruff soon of Virginia played no football when diminished it with a blistering pace he was a student at Tufts college. LAST WEEK and went on to win the relay and with it the meet. HERM FISHMAN, Michigan star pitcher who had won 11 straight col­ As a result of numerous conflict­ Besides successfully anchoring the legiate games, recently had his string ing elements, notably an excess of special relay. Woodruff won firsts in broken by Iowa when the Hawkeyes precipitation and the Johnny O'Brien the mile and half-mile. Two of his triumphed 3-2. Memorial game, the interhall baseball teammates also scored double vic­ * pairings are running behind schedule. tories. Thomas winning the 440 and Metropolitan basketball coaches of To date-only three of the scheduled 220 yard dashes, and Ryden winning New York City recently named the games have been played, but a bet­ both hurdle events. The double win- five outstanding players to play at ter break from the "weather man" Madison Square Garden during the and interest generated by the initial basketball season. They selected NO- games should cause the remaining WAK of Notre Dame, LUISETTI of contests to be run off with little diffi­ Stanford, TIPPY DYE of Ohio State, culty. CAMPION of DePaul, and BENDER Last Sunday on Brownson field. of Long Islaand University. Coach Joe DiMatteo's Lyonites beat * Dillon by a score of 5-3. Ed O'Con­ MARION NAGURSKI, brother of nor of Lyons, pitched a heady ball the more famous BRONKO, was sur­ game, and, although he yielded seven prised impleasantly, recently when hits, struck out nine opponents. His one of the co-ed gym classes at Mar­ mates bunched two hits and several quette had his name listed on the roll. errors to account for the majority * of their runs. Jack Thulis, the losing CHESTER LASKE, high scoring pitcher, hurled a nice game, but re­ center for Detroit University, has ceived no support that could com­ been elected to the captaincy of next pare with that given O'Connor. BiLL "ACE" CLIFFORD year's five. Comes into his oion. * Cartier field saw Walsh victorious over Morrissey in a wide-open affair. ner for the Irish was Faymonville CHEYENNE School at Colorado who copped firsts in the discus and Springs has discarded football for Schrader was on the mound for the shot put. Todeo sports. Bucking horses and wild winners, while Demer went the route steers are considered less dangerous for the sophomores. The final score High point man of the meet was by the school officials. was 8-6. Dan Gibbs, who, after a hard luck * The pairings for the league have indoor season, is now reaching his According to JOE CRONIN, BOB been made by Mr. John A. ScanneU heights in outdoor competition. Gibbs DAUGHTERS, Holy Cross baseball of the Phy-Ed Department, but the picked up 11 points by winning a star, is bright major league prospect. arrangements as to the times and first in the pole vault and seconds in places of the various contests have the javelin throw and low hurdles. WHITEY WILSHERE, former In­ been left to the coaches of the re­ Dan entered five events and placed diana University star southpaw, is spective teams. It is thought that in three. working out every day by pitching this provision will accomplish the Clifford and Jordan also won firsts to the Hoosier batters. The experi­ purpose of getting more games for the Irish, Clifford winning the ence is helping the Indiana sluggers played, even if a little off schedule. century in :09.7, and Jordan taking in Big Ten competition. Wilshere ex­ However, all are urged to play their the broad jump with a leap of 23 pects the White Sox to farm him out first round games as soon as possible, feet, 5 inches. The Irish lost a one- soon to some minor league baseball if they have not done so. two finish in the latter event when club. Boyle went foul on his best jump and finished third instead of first. Glenn Morris, graduate of Colora­ Morris first attracted sports atten­ do State College, decathlon champion tion when he amassed a total of 20 Six individual meet records and of the world, and winner of the 1936 points in a single track meet, a new one field record were broken. An­ Sullivan Trophy, highest honor individual record at Colorado State. other meet record was tied. The awarded an athlete, has been signed As a football player he was named meet records were broken by Clifford to a long term motion picture con­ All-Conference end in 1934 and par­ of Notre Dame in the 100 yard dash, tract by Principal Productions to ticipated in the annual East-West Faymonville of Notre Dame in the play the role of Tarzan! game in San Francisco. (Continued on Page 22) 20 THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC, MAY 7, 1937

Andy Puplis was responsible for the SULLIVAN-FISH WIN Old Timers Game winning touchdown. Tonelli smashed BOWLING DOUBLES (Continued from Page 17) left tackle and lateraled to McCor­ mick, who squirmed and slipped for TOURNEY of the Old Timers' line played smart a 30 yard touchdown jaunt. Andy football bj' floating \vith sudden dev­ Puplis kicked the extra point. Denny astating thrusts. Little Bert Metzger Emannuel at left tackle was respon­ utilized all the tricks of guard play sible for many of the Old Timers' Bill Fish (Alumni) and Parker that made him one of the flashiest line thrusts being stopped. Playing Sullivan (Walsh) combined to win right guards of football history. against their former coach, Tom the recent doubles bowling tourna­ Big Joe Kurth at right tackle was Conley, Sweeney and Skoglund ment, while Tom McCarthy and Dan a mainstay in the line also in spite showed how commendable end play is Hushek, both of St. Edward's, of his being absent from the game accomplished. clinched the runner-up position. The for four years. Mike Koken's pass tournament was held under the su­ to Dan Hanley reminded one of the pervision of the managei-s' organiza­ latter's exhibition of ball snatching tion, with Jim McHugh ha%dng direct in the 1934 Army game. The Old charge of the meet. Timers gained 20 yards on this play, but lost nine yards on an end run After a slow start Fish and Sulli­ the following play, and finally lost van proved their superior skill. The the ball on downs. Bill Shakespeare high tally of the match occuri-ed in with his educated toe and his nimble the tliird game, when Fish scored legs proved that a one year lay off 200. He was followed closely bj' had not affected his kicking and run­ "Prex" Parker, with a 198. ning. The entire scores are as follows: The "Pony Express" outfit of Bun­ Fish, 135, Sullivan 132; McCarthy, ny McCormick, "Tarzan" Tonelli and 157, Hushek, 136; Fish, 149, Sulli­ van, 198; Hushek, 158, McCarthy, 117; Sullivan, 153, Fish, 200; Hush­ ek, 127, McCarthy, 149; Sullivan, Stop with 162, Fish, 192; Hushek, 137, Mc­ Carthy, 147. GEORGE J. (Studie) LINS. '02 The handball doubles tourney ad­ at the vanced to the final round Monday afternoon when Darcy and Malarney teamed to defeat Lonergan and Eiley LIns Golden Court in their semi-final match. Motor Hotel Darcy and Malarney will meet the Claire-Fallon duo to determine the On U. S. 66 Regardless of weather University championship as soon as Will Rogers Highway possible. Tucumcari, N. Mex. ... the South Shore Line gets you there Dan Gibbs Compares fo Filling Station and Cafe in connection. E/ser in VersafilHy ON TIME! Notre Dame seems to have another There's one way to be Don Elser on the track team in the sure about travel weather person of Dan Gibbs of pole vaulting Established 30 Years — rain or shine, warm or fame. Last Saturday in the Pitt cold, the South Shore meet Dan won the pole vault, took Line is safe and comfort­ second in the low hurdles, placed in able. Take out weather the javelin and competed in two other insurance — go • by South events, the discuss and broad jump. Shore Line. He did all this with a bad knee, one OPTOMETRISTS of those trick affairs that go out unexpectedly. 222)^ South Michigan Street South Bend, Indiana ONE WAY While competing in the javelin RATES NOW Saturday he was called on for his final pole vault and just at that mo­ ment out went his knee. Dan calmly sat down,had Chuck O'Reilly work it around a bit, got it back in place and REASONABLE went right out to clear the bar at DEPENDABLE 12 ft. 6 in. not knowing whether his PERSONAL SERVICE f€/t knee would stay in place or not. CHICAGO. SOUTH BEND AND Corsage-buyers at the University SOUTH SHORE RAILROAD of California lack originality, say BROKEN LENSES Berkeley florists. The Don Juans get DUPLICATED IN OUR the "usual thing" — three gardenias OWN LABORATORY. SOUTH^S|ORf or an orchid. THE NOTRE DAME SCHOLASTIC, MAY 7, 1987 21 Primary Vote "A "job-hunting school" at Ohio State University has been organized (Continued from Page U) to teach seniors how to write letters of: Charles Kelly, vice-president; of application and how to face inter­ Gerald Flynn, secretary; John De- viewers. Personnel managers of sev­ Moss, treasurer; and Thomas Judge, eral large companies will aid the in­ S.A.C. Other sophomores nominated struction. are: Robert Blake, vice-president; James Aylward, secretary; Robert Chamberlain, treasurer; and John Schroder, S.A.C. The sophomore and THE JOHN MARSHALL junior elections -will take place on May 11 and 12, respectively. Ar­ COURSES thur Hoffman is general chairman of LAW (40 weeks per year) the elections. Afternoon—3years Featured by a "battle of hand- SCHOOL 5 days...4:30-6.-30 ills," appearance of swingy slogans, FOUNDED 1899 Evening — 4 years matchbooks, Irish blotters, and "par­ Men., Wed., Fri., ty haircuts," the 1937 campus polit­ AN 6:30-9:20 ical campaign is an interesting one. ACCREDITED Post-graduate I year..fwice a week Even a theme song, "Tirust in Me," LAW SCHOOL Practice courses was adopted by Dan Sheedy, whose TiXT and CASE exclqsively. goal is the junior presidency. METHOD All courses lead • to degrees. For Catalog, recom­ Two years' college Calendar mended list of pre-tegal work required for (Continued from Page 10) subiects, and booklet. entrance^ "Stodyof Ljwand Proper New classes form p.m.; Election, • Commerce Forum, Preparation" address: in Feb. and Sept. Hurley Hall of Commerce, 6:45 p.m.; Edward T. Lee, Dean. Organized adoration, 7:30 a.m. until Benediction, 5:00 p.m.; Banquet of 315 Plymouth Ct., Chicago, III. Chemists club, Oliver hotel, 8:00 p.m. Thursday, May 13 GLASSES Properly FIHED General elections for senior class offices, lower lobby of dining hall, 8:00 a.m. to 5:30 p.m.; Baseball, Var­ sity vs. Louisiana Tech, Cartier Est. 1900 Field; Banquet, Bookmen, LaSalle Hot the iaie hotel, South Bend, 8:00 p.m.; Organ­ ized adoration, 7:30 a.m. until Bene­ but the diction, 5:00 p.m. DR. J. BURKE Customer That collegians, contrary to the DR. W. G. BOGARDUS idea of Dan O'Brien, King of Hoboes, DR. E. C. 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Pitt Track Meet irS A PLEASURE (Continued from Page 19) discus throw, Woodruff of Pitt in the TO SIT ONE OUT!! half-mile, Thomas of Ktt in the 220 yard dash, and Szumachowsld of Notre Dame in the two mile. Ryden of Pitt established a new meet and field record when he ran the low hur­ dles in :23.9. Gibbs, with a leap of 12 feet, 6 inches in the pole vault, tied the meet record. Navy Meet (Continued from Page H) watch as he has been clocked in 4:25.7. In the two mile run the only man to fear will be the Navy cap­ tain, Wesley Stuesse, who has turned in a time only three seconds slower than Szumachowski's record break­ ing performance of 9:43 last Satur­ day. Cecil Bolam and Dwyer will also participate in the eight lap event. In the 120 yard high hurdles George Dalton and Peter Isely will compete for the midshipmen, while George Newton and Dalton will per­ form in the 220 yard low hurdles. Of this quartet Dalton claims the best time, that of :15.5 in the high hurdles. The outstanding entry of the visit­ ors in the field events will be big Irwin Fike, a football man. Fike has tossed the javelin 197 feet, which exceeds any throw made in the Pitt YEAH, meet last week. Fike will team with Frank LjTich in the shot put and in MAN... the discus throw. Lynch has tossed the sixteen pound iron ball 45 feet If "atting one out" includes as well as having heaved the discus your best ^1 and your best a distance of 139 feet. smoke .. . LITTLE FENDRICH Brady and McCory will be at­ PANETELAS ... the cigar en­ tempting to do better than their ac­ customed 12 feet in the pole vault, dorsed by thousands of young while Rupp and Blaha will vie men the country over . . . that against Boyle and Jordan in the run­ comes in one size and one flavor ning broad jump. Neither of the every time . . . always fresh . . . Navy entries have been jumping far­ always a PLEASURE!! ther than 22 feet six inches, while Boyle and Jordan are both capable of jumping 23 feet or better. Added color will be furnished by the seniors and their attractive week­ end guests. Political Policies (Continued from Page 6) 6. What benefits do you hope to get from polities? Freshmen and sophomores were PA.N ET E LAS certain to "make friends," "get the most out of college life." FAVORITE SIZE FOR YOUNG MEN Not so were three agressive junior candidates. From one came "the hon­ or of the position is all I want." No. 2 simply desired "experience, advan­ tages of personal contact, and making friends." The last of the trio hoped Show appreciation of our advertisers by patronizing them. to obtain some "experience." >':Gon e With The Wind ft Is Sff/f Mosf Popular Library Book ?almB€>ach a$ coo The University library reported ijas'coo! during the past week that Gone With in thai the Wind, the best seller of 1936, still a^no heads the list of popular books. Miss PaLBe Margaret Mitchell's ability to create clotkes characters and give them animation as lam and reality, accounts for the success atsil of this romantic Civil War story. in this Mrs. Astor's Horse, by Stanley Walker has the distinction of being bathing, the second most popular novel. Mr. Walker presents scenes in the lives Suit of curious people and manifestations which have gone to make up America in the last 15 years. Small episodes taken from the lives of such people ^inu%x^^'•q^lj- as: Daddy Bro^vning, Earl Carroll, Chic Sale, Jack Dempsey — help to create much of the interest shown by students in this book. Other demanded books are: How To Win Friends and Influence People by Dale Carnegie (1936), The Hun­ dred Years by Philip Guedalla (1937) THERE'S NO LAW AGAINST This Labor Union Racket by Edward D. Sullivan (1936), Nine Old Men by Pearson Drew (1936), No Friendly Voice by Robert M. Hutchins (1936), PALM BEACH COMFORT We Are Not Alone by James Hilton (1937) and The Quiet Lodger of Irv­ ing Place by William W. Williams They'd arrest you if you looked as cool (1936). as you feel in Palm Beach.

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