The Complete Cartoons of the New Yorker
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THE COMPLETE1999 CARTOONS OF THE NEW YORKER “Republican sound bite.” “Democratic sound bite.” Robert Mankoff (1/11/1999) Return to Main Menu 3 7 1 3 anger bill clinton lewinsky starr impeachment cocktail curly democrat hairline hostile impeachment jackets kenneth lewinsky lines media men monica news parties partisan party politcs pres receding sound soundbite starr straight television ties two washington 164819 THE COMPLETE1999 CARTOONS OF THE NEW YORKER “Shouldn’t you be reading that to me out loud or something?” Peter C. Vey (1/11/1999) Return to Main Menu 3 7 2 3 bedtime books but children father incompetents loud not out parents read reading reads room son’s sons storybook 164820 THE COMPLETE1999 CARTOONS OF THE NEW YORKER Mike Twohy (1/11/1999) Return to Main Menu 3 7 3 3 birds captionless christmas death fashion general holidays motto shirts survive survived t-shirt thanksgiving turkey turkeys wears 164821 THE COMPLETE1999 CARTOONS OF THE NEW YORKER John Jonik (1/11/1999) Return to Main Menu 3 7 4 3 captionless christmas crime criminals day depletion evergreen executions forest general lumberjacks massacre mountain nature nicholas reduced stumps tree trees valentine’s 164822 THE COMPLETE1999 CARTOONS OF THE NEW YORKER “This isn’t working. We have nothing in common.” Marisa Acocella (1/11/1999) Return to Main Menu 3 7 5 3 affairs bag because boyfriend breaking breaks clothing dating down fashionable fights flared general insecurity jacket left look-alikes love outfit over pants relationships same shoulder ski tote wearing woman working 164823 THE COMPLETE1999 CARTOONS OF THE NEW YORKER “I’ll have a bourbon hot toddy.” “Make that two.” “Let’s see, I’ll have a Kahlúa and coffee.” “I’ll have a hot buttered rum.” “And bring me an Irish coffee, please.” Henry Martin (1/11/1999) Return to Main Menu 3 7 6 3 alcoholic bars beverages buttered cafe snowman coffee drinking general group hot liquor order outdoor people restaurant rum service snow snowmen toddy weather winter 164824 THE COMPLETE1999 CARTOONS OF THE NEW YORKER Arnie Levin (1/11/1999) Return to Main Menu 3 7 7 3 bar bars beer bolts dart darts drink frosty game games general god gods lightning like mugs olympians three throw zeus 164825 THE COMPLETE1999 CARTOONS OF THE NEW YORKER “At this time, the family is grieving and suing.” Frank Cotham (1/11/1999) Return to Main Menu 3 7 8 3 camera courthouse death equipment families general lawsuits lawyers media meet microphones outside press say scenes sue suing wielding 164826 THE COMPLETE1999 CARTOONS OF THE NEW YORKER “You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!” Mick Stevens (1/11/1999) Return to Main Menu 3 7 9 3 adults boy chair children couch doctors general girl have jobs laying little notes patients psychiatrists psychologists sitting such taking therapists usually 164827 THE COMPLETE1999 CARTOONS OF THE NEW YORKER “How much longer are you planning to play the sap?” Bernard Schoenbaum (1/11/1999) Return to Main Menu 3 7 10 3 anger fights husband husbands incompetents irritated large living marital marriage paper reading relationships room sap speaks wife 164828 THE COMPLETE1999 CARTOONS OF THE NEW YORKER “I remember when they used to give you stationary cubicles!” Gahan Wilson (1/11/1999) Return to Main Menu 3 7 11 3 architecture businessmen corporate cubicles employees executives management office offices shoulders stationary straps suspended their two wearing workers 164829 THE COMPLETE1999 CARTOONS OF THE NEW YORKER Victoria Roberts (1/11/1999) Return to Main Menu 3 7 12 3 actors against animals antlered bambi books captioned captionless caribou casting children color column dogs dolphins drawing flicka flipper friend general horses lassie little moose movies mutt octopus part peter played rabbit rabbits roberts showing snail snails spotted squirrel squirrels theatre victoria 164830 THE COMPLETE1999 CARTOONS OF THE NEW YORKER “How many times do I have to beep you?” Peter Steiner (1/11/1999) Return to Main Menu 3 7 13 3 annoyed-looking beepers both call car cellular children doorway general mother mothers pagers playing portable room son’s stand telephones toy wearing 164831 THE COMPLETE1999 CARTOONS OF THE NEW YORKER “ ‘Vengeance is ours,’ saith Courtland, Mumford & Blaine.” Leo Cullum (1/11/1999) Return to Main Menu 3 7 14 3 anger bible client divorce general language lawsuits lawyer lawyers mine motivation office revenge speaks ‘vengeance woman 164832 THE COMPLETE1999 CARTOONS OF THE NEW YORKER Jack Ziegler (1/11/1999) Return to Main Menu 3 7 15 3 above behind books briefs captionless characters city comic fast flies fly flying loses mid-air new off over skyline superheroes superman underwear which york 164833 THE COMPLETE1999 CARTOONS OF THE NEW YORKER “We have no mandatory retirement age, Dave, but under certain conditions we tend to encourage people to die.” J.B. Handelsman (1/11/1999) Return to Main Menu 3 7 16 3 age board boss business chairmen collar corporate death desk employee employer employment encourage encouraging executive executives fire firing general leave man mandatory members occupation office older personnel profession professional retirement speaks suicide white work 164834 THE COMPLETE1999 CARTOONS OF THE NEW YORKER “I’d like to believe we’re redefining the way future generations will waste their time.” Bruce Eric Kaplan (1/11/1999) Return to Main Menu 3 7 17 3 advances around computer computers fool future games guys laziness lazy office redefine technological technology three waste 164835 THE COMPLETE1999 CARTOONS OF THE NEW YORKER “I’m afraid the celebrities we have tonight are all from the aluminum industry.” Robert Weber (1/11/1999) Return to Main Menu 3 7 18 3 aluminum any asks businessmen celebrities couple d’ factories fancy general house industry maitre restaurant restaurants there waiters 164836 THE COMPLETE1999 CARTOONS OF THE NEW YORKER “You’ll never go wrong with sunflower seeds.” Charles Barsotti (1/11/1999) Return to Main Menu 3 7 19 3 cuisine food general guest low recommends restaurant restaurants seeds service squirrel squirrels sunflower waiter waiters wrong 164837 THE COMPLETE1999 CARTOONS OF THE NEW YORKER Roz Chast (1/11/1999) Return to Main Menu 3 7 20 3 all allison allowance anything appreciate arguments battles because bedtime big bite blowing book books border boy broccoli brother but c+ can’t captionless categorized chast child children choice chore clothing color commitment computer conflicts consulting contents dad damn daughter deals did -discipline disputes dog dollars don’t downloading drugs elephantine english every everybody’s father fights find food friends full-page general general-ingratitude gets girl go going gone granted hate head here illuminated illustra - tion includes jail jamie just kids lady liar life like look made make meaning messy messy-room miscellaneous mom mother new nights not now out page pants parent parent-child parents personal-hygiene phone piano pigtails possible quarrels quitting reason replies rhubarbs right room roz ruining run-ins say says school school-related scraps see shaved she shower sibling-associated sister sit skirmishes something son spats squabbles stack stay stick stop stopitstopit stopitstopitstopit stripper stuff suppos edly table take teen- age ten the there these this three tiffs till toc too touched walk want wearing wedlock week what you’re young 164838 THE COMPLETE1999 CARTOONS OF THE NEW YORKER “Just impeachy, thanks. And you?” Mick Stevens (1/18/1999) Return to Main Menu 3 7 21 3 answers bill clinton democratic general government impeach language official party peachy phone play politics pres republican smiles telephones word 164840 THE COMPLETE1999 CARTOONS OF THE NEW YORKER “He seems to have lost his focus since he went into politics.” Peter Steiner (1/18/1999) Return to Main Menu 3 7 22 3 attacked briefcase business businessmen celebrities conservative costumed eyed fights focus former general glassy gov governor holding jesse minnesota pro pro-wrestler ring sports suit ventura wrestler wrestling 164841 THE COMPLETE1999 CARTOONS OF THE NEW YORKER “We never say ‘death’—we prefer ‘deadness.’ ” Frank Cotham (1/18/1999) Return to Main Menu 3 7 23 3 burial casket cemetery cliche cliches crying dead deadness death expressions funeral funerals grave graveyard language mourning open over play plot tomb tombstone undertaker wake woman word words 164842 THE COMPLETE1999 CARTOONS OF THE NEW YORKER “It’s ten o’clock, and seventy-seven per cent of the people think all is well!” Mike Twohy (1/18/1999) Return to Main Menu 3 7 24 3 all bell calls crier criers days olden out people poll polls result surveys town 164843 THE COMPLETE1999 CARTOONS OF THE NEW YORKER “Very well put, Harper.” Gahan Wilson (1/18/1999) Return to Main Menu 3 7 25 3 another before bows business businessmen down executive general hierarchy management one well 164844 THE COMPLETE1999 CARTOONS OF THE NEW YORKER “I’m trying not to badger—how am I doing?” Victoria Roberts (1/18/1999) Return to Main Menu 3 7 26 3 badger fights general husbands living man marital marriage problems relationships room says she's trying wife wives 164845 THE COMPLETE1999 CARTOONS OF THE NEW YORKER “I am not a vengeful man, but I do enjoy a touch of retribution now and then.” Edward Koren (1/18/1999) Return to Main Menu 3 7 27 3 another axe couple dagger fireplace fireplaces gun guns machine mantel motivation over retribution revenge rifle security sits spears swords talking two vengeful violence 164846 THE COMPLETE1999 CARTOONS OF THE NEW YORKER “I don’t sing. I do standup.”