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OPINIONS Opposing Viewpoints: In State vs. Out of State Colleges , HERE WE COME THERE’SA WORLD OUT THERE By Kyle Kubo state is basically a big bacon-shaped college By Sneha Singh University in Illinois which would reduce Staff Writer town: the weather is perpetually balmy, there Staff Writer the amount of time in school, as well as save is a substantial amount of terrain for skiing of money on tuition. For many a harried high school senior, and snowboarding, and in the areas sur- Most people choose to go to college Another plus to choosing a college the mere mention of college evokes an rounding the major colleges you can’t throw simply because a higher-education degree outside your state would be the slight intoxicating wanderlust, an almost primal a rock without hitting three Taco Bells, two usually results in better job opportunities. leeway on SAT scores and cumulative urge to fl y from the nest, take to the skies, movie theaters, and a minor celebrity. The While some high school graduates choose GPA. Because all colleges want diverse and defecate on the parked cars of home- entire left side is a beach, for goodness’ sake! to stay in state for college due to the seem- representation, many schools would rather town familiarity and parental oppression. Students living in Solitude, Indiana and Or- ingly obvious closeness to home and the take someone from a different part of the College is perceived as a magical land dinary, Kentucky (yes, real places) can be savings on cost, choosing a college out of country as opposed to someone local with where siblings are disowned, cake can be excused if they feel the need to explore past state is far more benefi cial because students the exact same qualifi cations. Due to the eaten at three in the morning, and (most the horizon, but when people are vacationing can experience new environments as well increased number of students applying importantly) your parental figures are where you live you might want to reconsider as gain valuable independence. to the University of California and CSU veritable light-years away, much too far skipping town (or state). One of the main systems, applicants generally need much away to criticize your posture in public or Lastly there is the often under- reasons students higher qualifi cations to remain competitive tape over your scheduled TV recordings appreciated value of proxim- choose a college and set themselves apart from others in such with reruns. The ity to home. Although very out of their a large population. Essentially, this means lure of an exciting new setting is not to be few people wish for their home state that even with a slightly lower SAT score or underestimated, but the four year long-haul college experience to be is the desire GPA, it is still possible, and perhaps even that most all Mitty students will undertake marked by a parent peer- to move easier, to receive acceptance at a prestigious is much better spent in-state. ing over their shoulder, away from out-of-state college. First and foremost is the matter of being within driving dis- home and At the same time, most high school in-state versus out-of-state tuition, hardly tance can offer up a bevy live inde- students choose to stay in state for college to be taken lightly given the economic of advantages. Besides pendently. because of the high costs of tuition. Because downturn. Although colleges are starting increasing one’s presence This offers of this, many states across the country have to narrow the cost gap to woo eager young at family functions and signifi cant signifi cantly lowered their out-of-state tu- minds from nearby states, the difference resultantly decreasing guilt advantages ition costs, in hopes that it will attract a more today is generally well into the thousands trips and tearful goodbyes, be- because the stu- diverse population and eventually result in of dollars if you choose a public school. ing relatively nearby provides an dent is then better establishing that college’s credibility as a Any parent who is footing the bill will tell answer to that age-old question: Who suited to live in the real, widely attended school. In addition to slash- you that this is no small matter, and who ya gonna call? working world upon gradua- ing out-of-state tuition, numerous scholar- knows, maybe they could be convinced to The Ghostbusters are more often than tion. Many parents have stated that seeing ships and grants are available for students pass part of the savings on to their soon-to- not unavailable to help move your futon or their children go to college farther away who decide they want to leave their home be-broke offspring—which could mean the get your arm unstuck from inside a vending from home has helped that child grow up state for college. difference between 1) living comfortably machine, whereas your family is obligated to faster and therefore become more accus- Lastly, an out-of-state college is more and 2) living comfortably but also selling help out. Even after all of your relatives have tomed to change and different environments. advantageous in the long run because there bodily fl uids to science. perfected their excuses, another advantage to Because parents generally support are far more job options available. As a The desire to fl ee the state could be the in-state education is the high likelihood their children through college, going out result of the experience gained in a new justifi ed if California was the awkward that you are attending school with a few old of state is a relatively safe way to explore state, a college graduate will already be turtle of college environments, but it is in friends who will go to great lengths to as- new areas, all while having a safety net somewhat settled and established in the fact just the opposite, offering both one of sist you in exchange for pizza. Speaking of back at home. area. Because of this, he or she will have the nation’s most highly regarded public which, if you are really close to home you In addition to newer surroundings, out an easier time job searching in the college university systems (UC) and the largest may have the occasional option of stopping of state colleges usually offer specialized town while maintaining the option of re- such system in the country (CSU), to say by for a home-cooked meal, an incalculable programs as well as a greater variety of turning home and fi nding jobs here if that nothing of such prestigious private institu- blessing when your food options often majors. For example, a high school graduate doesn’t work out. In essence, as a graduate tions as Stanford, USC, and Caltech. consist of Easy Mac, Top Ramen, and your who wants to one day become a doctor could of an out-of-state college, you will have The reduced tuition and bountiful roommate’s questionable brownies. possibly consider UCLA or UC Davis for double the network as well as connections harvest of fi rst-class schools found locally Bottom line: The only people who undergraduate school if he or she wanted to than those of someone who opted for a couple perfectly with our desire for a pleas- should be leaving the state for college are stay in California. local college. ant environment. You could offer up a full- those who have found a peerless, top-ranked After undergraduate school, they would For all of these reasons and more, out- ride scholarship to Hogwarts; many Mitty college set in a mythological paradise that have to look into a medical school. How- of-state colleges are a better choice for an students still will not attend a school if it they can afford to live in, and who have ever, a viable alternative to staying in Cali- individual because of the new environment, means contending with locust swarms, ozone also proven themselves to be entirely self- fornia for eight or more years would be to greater independence, and a wider range of holes, or a legitimate winter. How fortuitous suffi cient on more than one occasion. fi nd an accelerated medical program out of connections for future employment they then, for us indecisive applicants, that our I honestly doubt that you are that cool. state, such as to one found at Northwestern offer.

TOP FIVE: CONTROVERSIAL MITTY RULES By Neal Deot and Phillip Talieh 3) No delivering PE clothes/Lunches/ to stu- Why it exists: Facial hair is cited as unprofessional Staff Writers and falls under the same category as white tees and dents during school plastic sandals. Different interpretations of allowing 1) Students must stay on campus until 2 p.m. Why we may not like it: Not being able to have facial hair could lead to issues of presentability in our Why we may not like it: Students can choose to people bring you these can create a big issue, especially Mitty environment. stay and can be responsible and independent. The entire if homework is left at home, which can jeopardize grades. student body shouldn’t be forced to stay on campus. Why it exists: Deliveries have caused major buildups Why it exists: Staying until 2 p.m. encourages in the attendance offi ce and unnecessary burdens which 5) No Yoga Pants students to seek teachers and school resources for help, should be taken care of by the students before school. Why we may not like it: Yoga pants allow students and also instills a greater sense of community at Mitty. to be comfortable which in turn helps student focus. 4) No Facial Hair They are plain, don’t distract other students, and keep 2) No White Tee Shirts Why we may not like it: Aren’t we all made in attention on academics rather than style. Not to mention, Why we may not like it: White t-shirts are just like the image and likeness of God? Many teachers in the they make Monday mornings a lot easier. any other t-shirt and are often the easiest choice in cloth- “professional” environment of Mitty have facial hair. Why it exists: Yoga pants, though comfortable, are ing. A white shirt can look classic and not inappropriate. We understand that we can’t have a severe fi ve o’clock too tight and expose too much. They can, in fact, cre- Why it exists: White Tees often look like undergar- shadow or look unkempt, but if the student has a present- ate distractions in an academically serious high school ments and disrupt Mitty’s presentable image. able beard, shouldn’t that be allowed? environment. Page 3 October 2009 • Opinions

MEDIA MARINADE What kind of sensationalism are we soaking our brains in? By Manasi Patel culture. We are, after all, only human. We seconds. All hail the internet. can teenagers to be any better? Opinions Editor like to believe we are completely in control This is not to suggest that today’s Wake up America. We know better and conscious of our own youth is comprised of air- than to simply accept what we hear, espe- If we try hard enough, I’m sure all of us choices, so we close our headed idiots who can’t cially when news outlets are dedicated to can remember a time in our lives when we eyes to inconvenient facts. think for themselves. But hype and gossip. spent our days and nights glued to a couch Yet when we log on to let’s think about it for a Kanye West made a silly lapse in judg- in front of a TV screen, absorbing endless Facebook, we see ads for moment. ment at the VMA awards, but was it really waves of glorifi ed gossip and refusing to some sort of plastic surgery President Obama swats worth all the energy that went into hating blink unless absolutely necessary. or a celeb gossip page. at a fl y during an interview someone you don’t even know? And for many of us, this has happened There’s a certain art in and the video is circulated The truth is that unless we open our more often than we would like to admit. the subliminal ways of the around the world? Not only eyes we will lose ourselves completely to We are a disoriented generation, too often media. A dash of bright col- that, but it’s seen as a re- the age of technology. obsessed with the media and celebrities ors and a fl attering photo of flection of the president’s The media is useful, but it exists for that defi ne our very existence. And there’s Lauren Conrad, and you’ve personality and attitude? us; we do not exist for the media. Yet only one way out of it. Wake up. already got half the teenage When the media glosses until we own up to the truth, our eyes will But of course, this isn’t easy. A num- population’s attention. over the health care issues discussed in remain shut and our minds will remain ber of obstacles stand between today’s A single message transmitted to the the interview and focuses only on Obama asleep. youth and its liberation from celebrity minds of an entire generation in only a few swatting a fl y, how can we expect Ameri- So let’s wake up.

SMARTBOARDS AND FINGERPRINTS THE KERMIT THEORY Mitty’s technological revolution The difficulties and rewards of being green By Ritty Zhai and Linda Nguyen teachers are adapting to their interactive By Morgan Heller problem. Clearly, there is a discrepancy Staff Writers userface. Regardless of our experiences with Staff Writer in our societal practices comparable to the these new SmartBoards, doubtless its interac- size of the hole in the ozone (it’s 9.7 million “Now we’ll input this equation into tive touch screen makes learning fun and, at It’s reasonable to say that our society square miles). our graphing calculators. Let’s see if this times, hilarious, for all of us. With the Smart is fairly “green obsessed” these days. Green Not to fear Monarchs, there is a solution SmartBoard will work this time. Argh, I Boards, there is no longer a need for those activities such as recycling and innovative in this fi ne institution of learning. We have a opened up iTunes again!” says Mr. Nicoletti. dry-erase markers or those messy overheads. technology have become a part of everyday Green Club that provides solutions that you Frustrated, head in his hands, he laughs it In addition to these recent additions life. can put into practice. This club’s long-term off and tries again as the class looks on, to our growing list of technologies, overall It has been asserted by a certain am- goal is to have Archbishop Mitty as a certi- entertained by his facial expression. Only Mitty has become a more connected and phibian puppet “It’s not easy being green”. fi ed Green School and to have our school run this time he opens up Safari, accompanied effi cient school. With the establishment of Such a statement plagues our society, in- on solar power. Right now, the Green Club by the laughter of an amused class. the mittymonarch email accounts, contact- cluding here at Mitty. A student in one of wants to make immediate changes that are Recently, many new technologies have ing peers and teachers has never been easier. my classes complained that he should not simple and effective. First, the maintenance been introduced to Mitty, including Smart- Mitty is gradually attempting to use less be held responsible for the previous dam- staff can be encouraged to use biodegradable Boards in the classrooms and fi ngerprint paper and have assignments and calendars age our planet has endured because it is the cleaners instead of the plethora of chemicals scanners in the cafeteria. These new tech- provided on eclass or online. Some teachers government’s responsibility to “fi x it.” that inevitably shift into our environment. nologies give the busy lives of the students even have websites that list everything we I can understand his frustrations despite Also, the cafeteria can consider switching and teachers a small respite, making certain need to know in order to keep up. his odd state of denial. Statistics such as from plastic to potato-based utensils. A tasks, such as explaining a math problem, or Compared to just a decade ago, we have the United States’ 5,762,050 annual tons of switch from white to brown napkins can even fumbling for cash in a wallet, a little vastly advanced in the way we communicate CO2 emissions can be overwhelming and keep bleach from seeping into the ground bit easier. and keep connected with each other. There discouraging (we’re number 1 by the way). when the napkin eventually hits a landfi ll. The fi ngerprint scanners in the cafete- is an increased use of laptops and electronic This daunting number cannot be explained The Green Club appreciates the fact that ria are working very well, speeding up the sources, which can be seen in our very own away by our high population either. China’s not everyone can afford a Prius or solar pan- line, and giving a break to both the cafeteria library. The Internet, much like literature CO2 emissions are one third lower than ours els. However, there are habits you can start workers and to students who often forget to and books, further enhance our knowledge and their population exceeds ours by one today that cost nothing. You know those blue bring money for lunch. We no longer have and helps increase the number of resources billion people. Similarly, India’s emissions bins we have outside? Use them. They accept to go through the unpleasant experience we can use. are one fi fth of ours and their population is all empty cans and bottles. Only take as many of waiting in line behind someone who is With so many resources available to us approximately 900 million more than ours. napkins as you need. We go through too many searching each and every pocket for that last here at Mitty, we are providing our genera- Although we have been industrialized lon- reams of paper every day in the library. Let’s quarter to pay for his pizza. tion with the tools and skills needed to be ger than these countries, our gross carbon not go crazy with that print button. As for the SmartBoards, although there ahead of the game and providing the direc- emissions haven’t increased exponentially Essentially, we can recycle the Kermit are still some glitches in the system that are tion for other schools to implement such since the 1950s. So, in actuality, it has only Theory with our Green Club’s universal somewhat of a nuisance, more and more resources in the future. taken us roughly 60 years to create this motto, “Think Globally, Act Locally.” VICTIMS OF STOLEN CHILDREN The unsettling reality of shotgun adoptions and the coercion of unwilling mothers By Kim Tran “shotgun” comes in. According to Kathryn Joyce in The mothers, these agencies achieve their goal. The mother, Staff Writer Nation, after showing a prospective mother graphic abor- unsure, agrees to an adoption. In one such case, after tion fi lms and convincing her to continue her pregnancy, relinquishing her child, a mother was told it would be Like a shotgun wedding, shotgun adoptions are often the agencies often strongly encourage the woman into one a private adoption, and that she would never hear from regretted. The difference is that with marriage, you can get of Bethany’s “shepherding homes” outside of the infl u- the child again or learn the identities of the new parents. a divorce, but losing a child is likely forever. We all know ence of friends and family. Her decision to give a child That is a shotgun adoption. that for some pregnant teens, adoption can be the better up for adoption is then made under constant subtle and Missing from shotgun adoptions is freedom of choice, but the dispute is not between the pros and cons overt pressure to do “what’s right for the baby.” choice. Juno chose to have her baby and she chose to give of adoption—the word “shotgun” changes everything. The appeal of these agencies is that they pose as sym- it away. These mothers are frequently pressured into giv- Crisis Pregnancy Centers, or CPCs, have been bols of hope, and they reach out a hand to the struggling ing up their children. In many cases some mothers were established in an effort by anti-abortion groups to dis- mothers. It’s called the fear factor, which the CPCs ex- drugged up when they agreed to sign the papers—and suade (mostly young) women from having abortions. ploit and use. It is because these women are frightened and you bet the CPCs were aware of it. Where’s the sparkle, An additional part of the Centers’ agenda is to not only vulnerable that these agencies are in part able to provide the beauty in that situation? Instead, there is only the have young women “choose life” but choose adoption. children for the happiness of hopeful adoptive couples. regret of a young mother who didn’t know what she was Many of us have seen Juno—the story of the cute The CPCs are typically not even kind in the process, getting herself into. and sassy teenage mother in her orange striped sweater, threatening to leave the often poor mother on the streets Of course, every situation has a different story. Yes, bestowing the gift of life upon an eager, hopeful family. if she does not agree to relinquish her child. They are Juno had a happy ending, but adoption may not be for It’s a beautiful picture, a touching story of choice and manipulative, “evangelizing; discovering and exploiting every young mother. The point is not, of course, that consequence. Free choice and consequence. women’s insecurities about age, fi nances or parenting; adoption is wrong; the point is the method by which CPCs such as Bethany Christian Services, which then hard-selling adoption, portraying parenting as a these agencies are achieving adoptions. Simply put, adop- operates across the country, are all for adoption, and are selfi sh, immature choice,” according to Joyce. tion should ultimately be the choice and decision of the less than fl exible when it comes to choice. This is where In preying upon the weaknesses of the vulnerable mother, a choice and decision made freely. Opinions • October 2009 Page 4

DID PRES. OBAMA DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE? By Tyler VanValkenburg ing the last eight tinued the war in lates Habeas Corpus, which states that no Staff Writer years. Iraq with no sig- person can be held in detention without be- On October 9 it was announced that By present- nifi cant withdraw- ing charged of a crime. The government’s Barack Obama had won the Nobel Peace ing to the world als of troops made action of ignoring and defying these laws Prize, perhaps the most prestigious award a more humble so far. He has also when detaining a prisoner is known as one can receive for working to better this America, Obama continued the war indefi nite detention. Is infringing on the world. But does Obama deserve this honor? has rekindled in Afghanistan, and rights of another human being an action that Many were happy he won, many were feelings of re- is even now sched- should be on the record of a Nobel Peace angry, but most were simply confused as to spect for our uling the addition Prize winner? what he had done in his fi rst eight months nation. He has of some 34,000 or Finally, Obama has done nothing of as our president that qualifi ed him to even resurrected the more troops for signifi cance in pursuing an investigation of be a candidate for the Prize. principle of in- this war. In both the torture authorized by the Bush admin- The main argument given by supporters ternational equal- of these wars, the istration. Torture is by any interpretation for why Obama was so honored is that he ity—of America as one among many —as a U.S. has ordered air strikes on enemy loca- illegal under both federal and international has changed the world’s view of America guiding force in foreign policy. tions. However air-strikes do not only take law. To only attempt to prosecute those at for the better. And of course part of the In respecting other nations, Obama has out enemy targets, but also sometimes kill the very lowest levels while allowing those way in which he has managed to gain the gained in return respect from those nations. civilians in the vicinity. In a May air-raid who ordered the torture to go without pun- respect of other nations is by simply being With America using a less imperious, more this year, for example, over 100 innocent ishment is to become an accomplice in the the liberal replacement of Bush, a president understanding tone when addressing the Afghanis were killed by U.S. bombs. Is crime of torture itself. Should a Nobel Peace whom much of the world did not have a world, the future is looking bright—and blowing up the innocent civilians of an- Prize winner allow those who enjoin torture high opinion of by the time his second term possibly more peaceful. other country, unintentional as it may be, to go unpunished? was over. It’s looking bright, that is, if you’re not something that should be on the record of a Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize But Obama did not win the Nobel Peace looking at the dark and shameful corners Nobel Peace Prize winner? because he marks a new beginning for Prize solely because he succeeded Bush, where wars in Afghanistan and Iraq rage While maintaining wars in both Middle America in the world of foreign policy. but also because he has established a new on, where indefi nite detention continues, Eastern countries, Obama has also main- However, this return to a more humble and tone with which America now speaks to and where torture-endorsing Bush offi cials tained the government’s right to detain conciliatory foreign policy is vastly over- the world. He has rid the U.S. of much of remain unprosecuted. and imprison suspected terrorists or enemy shadowed by the wars he continues, the its excessive arrogance, something that had Although having made promises of a soldiers for an indefi nite period of time prisoners he unlawfully detains, and the come to overwhelm its sense of reason dur- 16-month exit strategy, Obama has con- without charges or trials. This clearly vio- torture-authorizers he does not prosecute. MonarchBites Quick editorials from the voices of the Opinions Section With these “threats” including anyone who poses a mere threat to the existence, independence, and freedom of the ruling system and Iranian values, it is shocking the President of the United States has not followed suit with other countries in chiding the Republic of Iran and threaten- ing further sanctions. He was, in fact, gone in Copenhagen for the ever important 2016 Olympics vote when Iran’s nuclear negotiator was to meet with the UN.

QUESTIONING OBAMALYMPICS NIP/TUCK: KOREA Where should our CLICHÉS Might a culture’s obsession President’s attention lie? Can an honorable end with image have gone too far? sometimes justify the means? By Jacque Scharre By Josie Suh Opinions Editor Staff Writer By Jay Wang Back in late 2008, was excited about the Staff Writer In Korea (and even sometimes among Korean-Amer- then President-elect Obama possibly coming to offi ce as a icans), you don’t receive a car or a free trip to Hawaii as a push factor in holding the 2016 Olympics there. Since he No cliché is used more incorrectly than “The ends do graduation present—you get plastic surgery. Students often has come to offi ce, such matters were not forgotten by the not justify the means.” I am not denying that this statement turn up at graduation ceremonies in Korea bandaged and/or people of Obama’s hometown as they still hoped to have is sometimes true, but only that it is has room for exceptions. wearing sunglasses to cover the evidence of being under the the opportunity to hold the summer Olympics over Rio de In short, the absolutism many attribute to this statement is knife. And this isn’t a trend limited to self-conscious young Janeiro, Brazil; Tokyo, Japan; and Madrid, Spain. Lucky what so often makes it false. adults, either. Whenever I visit my relatives in the Kangnam for them, Obama tried to make their dreams become real- For example, when Bernie Madoff deceived his inves- district of Seoul, I cannot traverse a street without seeing a ity. Flying to Copenhagen, Denmark earlier this month to tors, telling them he would invest their money with essen- plastic surgery clinic every other block. push summer Olympic placement certainly raised some tially “guaranteed” returns when in fact the profi ts were Yes, in every culture there is an obsession with attain- eyebrows in the political world, and not without reason. non-existent, the ends certainly didn’t justify the means. ing the prescribed ideal of beauty, and plastic surgery often Why, with the country at war, the health care propo- On the other hand, when Oskar Schindler, who in an accompanies that obsession. But in Korea, plastic surgery is sition recently going through congress, and now Iran’s effort to save Jews from the horrid concentration camps, out of control because of the superstitious dogma of image nuclear ambitions, did the President decide to set focus on lied to the Nazis, telling them that the Jewish workers he that is ingrained in Korean culture. Many Koreans view it the Olympics that won’t even happen until well over fi ve needed were “essential” to his company, in this case the as a required part of a successful, respected individual’s life. years from now? It is a question worth pondering. The ends certainly did justify the means. For example, Samsung’s former CEO had a professional conditions in Afghanistan are constantly deteriorating and Well how, then, is it that the means in both cases—ly- face-reader who assisted him in reading the auspiciousness decisive action needs to be executed. Obama’s Health Care ing—is unjustifi ed in one case and justifi ed in the other? of job candidates in interviews. Certain shapes of eyes bill has been stalled in Congress which will likely call for The answer is because of the ends. The ends to matter. How supposedly foreshadow future deceptiveness, and other another round of propositions for this universal option that else can the means be justifi ed? signifi cant fl aws simply indicate a candidate’s lack of luck. Obama feels so vehemently about. When your end is to save lives, lying is acceptable. I am aware that I would be asking for the near impos- But, if neither of these issues can be considered When your purpose is to cheat people, lying is contempt- sible if I desired the Korean culture itself to change. But I pressing enough, what about the one Iran poses. After ible! It’s as simple as that. Nevertheless, there are those am tired of seeing my blood country’s society gloss over just having disclosed information about their own secret who contend that you can under no circumstances use an the earnest and the talented in a search for the beautiful and uranium enrichment site, which is large enough to manu- evil means to achieve a good end. auspicious. I am tired of my friends and relatives undergo- facture bomb-making material, they proceed to try missile While of course I believe that one should try to avoid ing surgery—throwing precious money away to buy their test launches: many short-range and their two long-range evil actions, my problem with such absolutism is that there way into social acceptance and respect—instead of being missiles were launched—both of which hit their targets. is always an exception in which an evil means can be justi- content with their individuality. If Korea wants to be the After this fl ashy display, the Iranian air force commander fi ed – such as in the case of Oskar Schindler. That is why world power it so eagerly strives to be, it has to stop killing commented that he was “fully prepared and determined to you should not unconditionally claim, “The ends do not deviances from the ideal—idiosyncrasies that could have stand against all threats.” justify the means.” inspired a culture that frantically chases static illusions. Arts & Entertainment Hang on to Your...Head? Oh Man, Nam Ho! A Preview of Mitty’s Fall Musical An exclusive interview By Alexandra Garfi eld, Melanie Mascarenhas, and Katya Lohngoen By Steffi e Ko Staff Writers A&E Editor “Attend the tale of …” So why should you see this show? Junior Annie Although you may not have realized it, many of you have Archbishop Mitty is celebrating Halloween this Donahey, playing the mysteriously prophetic Beggar probably seen an article of Oh Man! Clothing. Created by one of year with the theatre department’s fall production, Woman, says that the show is “going to be very scary Mitty’s own alums, Class of 2009, Nam Ho, the clothing line has the musical thriller Sweeney Todd: The Demon Bar- and funny at the same time.” And Logan Breitbart, quickly been spreading at Mitty. In order to help get a closer look ber of Fleet Street. Sweeney Todd is the story of a who portrays the title role, explains, “unlike most mu- at Oh Man! Clothing, we’ve interviewed Nam Ho himself. bloodthirsty barber with a tragic sical theater, you can personally past. With chilling lines like “we relate to the experiences of these How did the Oh Man! Clothing line start? all deserve to die” and “welcome characters and you go through Oh Man! Clothing was a vision of mine back in late 2006, but to the grave,” Sweeney Todd will an emotional roller coaster.” The the company offi cially launched in Spring 2009. 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For the un- is especially interesting because What are the inspirations for your initiated, this show will no doubt it conveys confl icting emotions. t-shirts? How do you come up with be a shocking display of squalid Other Mitty students have your designs? behavior, fi lled with unexpected been constructing an elaborate Many of the inspirations for my t- twists and turns of plot that will set for the show for the past few shirts come from my own life experiences keep you on the edge of your seat. weeks that will blow you away! or random things that I see throughout the When Sweeney Todd returns to London after With archways, stairways, and a mobile pie shop, day. Ideas come the easiest when they apply being exiled by a corrupt judge who stole his wife this set will pull you into a bleak 19th century London. to me because then I feel like I am designing and daughter away from him, he vows to pay back You might be familiar with the movie version, for myself. I don’t have to pretend to be some- Judge Turpin and the other wrongdoers of the city. starring Johnny Depp, but Mr. Santana’s original stage body else. When I design, I keep in mind what His wife is now lost, and Turpin keeps the daughter, direction and Mrs. McCormick’s musical instruction market I am targeting, but at the same time, I , locked in a tower, from which she meets the bring a new level of depth to this show. In previous do what I know best. eyes of a vagrant sailor. The subsequent love affair years, Mitty has performed Les Misérables and Little Is there a particular message or theme you want to con- between the star-crossed lovers is seamlessly woven Women and they continue to perform vocally and vey through your clothes? into the meat pie dilemma of Mrs. Lovett, a lonely dramatically demanding shows with Sweeney Todd. My fi rst couple shirts were designed to make a statement such chef who becomes attached to Todd. She cooks The dedication of each person involved in the show as “Never Forget Your Roots” and “I Rock Your Intelligence.” I’ve up an unscrupulous plan to benefi t business, and truly make this thriller remarkable. always been a fan of shirts with designs and messages that make works in tandem with Todd, baking his victims into Tickets are on sale now, so reserve yours online people think or have some type of meaning behind them. There is her pies. Meanwhile, an eerie ensemble lurks in the today! Performances of Sweeney Todd begins Oct. 22 no particular/specifi c theme that I try to stick to, because I don’t background, their voices blending in creepy chords, and closes on Halloween night. This show will make want to stereotype or narrow the focus of my brand. contributing to the spine-chilling atmosphere. you think twice about your next haircut. What are your plans for the future of Oh Man Clothing? Is there a specifi c direction you want to focus on for your clothes? The New Age of Movie Musicals I plan on carrying Oh Man! Clothing for many more years By Logan Breitbart been a crucial element in succeeding fi lms. Hairspray by attending as many events as possible to build exposure. We Staff Writer appealed to a broad audience by featuring John Tra- are always looking for new artists to collaborate with and design Up until a few years ago, the movie musical volta in drag on its poster, surrounded by the faces with. As of now, the only direction we are looking at is forward. was all but dead. Now, the genre is at the peak of of a diverse cast that included Christopher Walken, Since this is your fi rst year in college, are you planning its renaissance, having resurged out of a long Dark Michelle Pfeiffer, and . This trend also on pursuing fashion design? Age to become one of today’s most commercial and made Enchanted, Sweeney Todd, and Mamma Mia! I’m actually not planning to pursue a degree in fashion at critical mainstays. box offi ce-smashes. the moment. I am currently majoring in Business Administration For about 32 years, musical fi lms were a dying The rare modern musical fi lms that fl op do not and plan to minor in Graphic Design. With this type of degree, I breed—rarely produced, and hardly missed. Before feature such a commercial cast. The screen adapta- can learn the tools that are important to maintaining a successful the turn, the 1960s saw some of the last great musical tion of Rent failed at the box offi ce because it simply business while taking my knowledge in art further. In the future, fi lms, with such classics as West Side Story, My Fair featured the original Broadway cast. Though there is plan to intern for a couple clothing companies. Lady, and Oliver! (all of which won Best Picture at some artistic integrity in maintaining the same cast, it the Oscars). However, despite the successes of a few, is not a wise fi nancial move, because a musical on its As a recent Mitty alumnus, how do you feel about the Hollywood failed to profi t on musical fi lms with a own is often not enough to draw in a crowd. various underclassmen that are already wearing your series of huge fl ops that included Hello Dolly! and Recent musical fi lms also seem to have a knack designs? Mame. Collectively these failures crippled several for making stars. Jennifer Hudson solidifi ed an A-list It’s great! I really don’t know what else to say except “Thank of the major studios, and displayed a cultural shift celebrity status through her riveting performance in You!” I encourage more people to support not just Oh Man! Cloth- in the audience tastes: the mainstream public was on Dreamgirls. The slew of awards she won for the fi lm, ing, but also other underground brands, artists, musicians, etc. that to Rock & Roll, leaving Julie Andrews and her airy including the Oscar for Supporting Actress, provided are just trying to make their way up the ladder. showtunes behind. a pathway to fame and enraptured audiences with an Are there any future activities that will give students However, in 2002, the fi lm adaptation of Chicago underdog success story. This “a-star-is-born” motif an opportunity to see and to support your clothing line single-handedly revived public and critical interest has continued for Nikki Blonsky in Hairpray and in person? in movie musicals, becoming a catalyst for the con- Amanda Seyfried in Mamma Mia!, giving audiences Oh Man! Clothing has been an exhibitor and sponsor for the temporary renaissance. Chicago became a machine a chance to watch discovered talents blossom into World of Dance Tour 2008 & 2009. World of Dance has multiple that restored faith in studio executives, proving that Hollywood celebrities. events a musicals could both make money and dominate at er involved with this event for many more the Oscars. such a long drought? It is noteworthy that the years to come. Oh Man! Clothing will Adaptations of successful Broadway shows and revolution has fl ourished at such a bleak point also be a future exhibitor and attendee original musicals quickly reappeared on the radar in American history. A year after the events of a for studios. Shows like The Phantom of the Opera, 9/11, Chicago revived a demand for the traditionall Las V Dreamgirls, and Hairspray were produced for main- feel-good movie. Perhaps it is the inherent escapismm youryour eyes out for us! For opportunities to stream appeal, and musicals even invaded indepen- in musicals that has allowed them their big return.n. supp www.ohman- dent fi lm: Hedwig and the Angry Inch has become a As war, death, and violence plague our world, therere clothing.comclot and sign up for our online cult-classic, and Björk’s controversial vehicle, Dancer is something comforting in escaping to an alternatete new in the Dark, also made it to several awards shows. er. sne Chicago had a formula for success that is now a It seems there is no end in sight for this young bd universal model. Director Rob Marshall casted house- new era. The father of the renaissance himself, Rob Facebook page at www.facebook.com/ohmanclothing and follow hold names Catherine Zeta-Jones, Renée Zellweger, Marshall, is releasing his second musical, Nine, next our Twitter at www.twitter.com/ohmanclothing. Our online shop and Richard Gere who surprised audiences with their month, and the hype surrounding it is already drown- is open 24/7 at www.ohmanclothing.com/shop. long-hidden musical abilities. This star-power has ing out the music. Arts & Entertainment • October 2009 Page 6 Under the Radar Take a look at two fresh undiscovered artists who deserve your attention By Andy Vo beats with a heavy use of vocoder and syn- By Eric Pestana on the listener. That being said, there are Staff Writer thesizers. Some album highlights would Staff Writer songs that immediately catch the ear, like Pop Divas Watch Out! A new girl is have to include the club-friendly second City has done it again. After “Countdown” and “Fire Away.” in town and she goes by the name of BoA. single “I Did it for Love” and the Ciara- producing popular bands like The Bravery In 2009, the synth-fused band released This South Korean pop star might not be infl uenced “Energetic.” While the album and The Strokes, they give us their newest their follow-up, Sunshower, that strips well known in the US quite yet, but she is may not be the most lyrically clever, the yet less familiar creation: Jupiter One. down production, turns the synths down, easily one of the biggest names in Asia. well-produced beats and vocoder-laced This stellar band from the New York City and puts a closer focus on the band’s BoA, vocals create a fun underground has instrumentals. which stands and edgy sound found a vast follow- The range of for Beat of an that will make you ing since their 2003 sound is still Angel, was dis- want to dance. formation and sub- impressive, covered by SM Though not sequent releases. from sooth- Entertainment vocally gifted, After touring clubs ingly gentle to Talent Agency she makes up for and other small blissfully en- in 2000. After it with her amaz- venues, singer K ergetic. The two years of ing dance talent. Ishibashi entered a opening song training, she What sets her songwriting com- “Volcano” debuted and be- apart from other petition in which begins with a came one of the pop stars is her the band took sec- bright sound biggest if not androgynous and ond place among that justifies the biggest pop powerful hip-hop thousands of other the album ti- star in Asia. style along with entrants, leading tle and almost Now, BoA her hard-hitting to exposure among gives one the has set her and aggressive small, devoted fol- image of sun- sights on break- choreography. lowings. light breaking ing into the American pop scene. Her Recently BoA performed at the San In 2007, the band released its self- through clouds. “Lights Go Out” includes self-titled debut English album consists Francisco Pride Festival to rave reviews. titled debut album. Several of its songs peppy verses and a harder-hitting chorus, of mostly fast-paced dance pop songs with Her hip-hop dance moves garnered the were featured in the video games Burnout creating a highlight of the album. The touches of R&B. The fourteen-track self- attention of R&B superstar Akon, which Paradise, Fifa 08 and 09, Madden 08, and heavily ’70s-infl uenced “Anna” sees the titled album clearly shows off her strong led to their collaboration on his hit single NHL 08, in addition to a Mazda commer- band departing from their sound and add- background in dance music. Her musical “Beautiful” for the re-release of his album cial and the TV shows Heroes and Kyle ing standout harmonies to their formula. infl uences, ranging from Britney Spears to “Freedom in Japan.” Despite little to no XY. While they still haven’t broken into It’s a worthy successor to their fi rst effort. Jackson, are evident throughout promotion here, BoA has already reached the mainstream, these appearances have Jupiter One is, simply, the most tal- the album and her debut single “Eat You number one on the Billboard Hot Dance garnered the band recognition and praise. ented band I have come across in the past Up” showcases her penchant for catchy Club Play Charts. Ciara and Britney should Jupiter One’s fi rst album is the most decade. Although they are not as popular electronic beats. watch out because BoA is a force to be flawless CD I’ve ever listened to. All as other bands we listen to today, Jupiter Her album also includes a fun and reckoned with and she just might “eat thirteen songs on the release don’t jump One shows promising potential for success exciting blend of electronic and hip-hop up” the charts. at you at once; rather, this album grows in the music world. “” Leads a Promising New TV Season Introducing some of this Fall’s most buzzworthy television debuts By Nikita Nathan show based on an African American family called The changes everything for Elena. However, his brother returns Staff Writer Cleveland Show. A spinoff of Family Guy, The Cleveland and shakes things up by bringing up their old love interest School has started, and you can smell fall in the air. Show, features Cleveland Brown , who decides to return Katherine, who died decades ago. The rivalry between the What does that mean? New television shows. This fall over home to marry his high school sweetheart brothers forty new shows —with ideas ranging from the glee club Donna and raise a blended family together. and the to vampires—are making their debut. Here is your guide to Like most young adult cartoons the show romance some of these new shows. includes outrageous jokes and stunts. between The most widely popular new show is Glee on FOX. An interesting and different aspect of Stefan About a group of students with extraordinary singing abil- the show is that their neighbors are a family and Elena ity trying to fi nd their way in high school, Glee’s pre- of bears—the show’s quality is still to be keeps you miered last spring after American Idol, and it started its fall determined as the season progresses. Due hooked season on Sept. 9 with an impressive 7.3 million viewers. to the Family Guy audience, its outstanding and in- What makes Glee so popular is its accuracy on high school comedy, and hilarious but stupid antics, trigued. stereotypes and its exceptional music. the show will most likely succeed. Fox All The show portrays the trials of a misunderstood jock claims that the show will defi nitely have a in all, the (does this remind you of Troy Bolton from High School second season. new fall Musical?), a talented vocalist who wants to make it big in the On the CW, their newest Tuesday premieres music industry, a popular cheerleader, and many more. Also, night show is called Melrose Place. This have had a the music is just amazing with covers of popular songs like show plays off the older Melrose Place released in the ’90s. pretty solid start, however, they can only be judged as the “Gold Digger” While maintaining the same setting plot progresses. They seem to move a little slow, unlike the by Kanye West as the previous show, this new pre- other preexisting shows such as Gossip Girl and 90210, and “Don’t miere of Melrose Place is packed which present their viewers with plenty of existing drama Stop Believ- with intense drama and many twists. each episode. ing” by Jour- However, Melrose Place just seems Though plots haven’t set in yet, they still provide ney. like another cookie-cutter CW enough substance to keep the viewer interested. Most of Because show with no originality, due to the these new shows provide a lot of eye candy, which is a of the inter- drama and twisted romances that are smart move on the cast director’s part for reeling in new esting plot similarly presented in other shows fans; however, I am skeptical on their actual acting experi- line and the featured on this network. ence. Some seem new and landing quite a large role might impressive The CW also premiered an- mean they’re in over their heads. As a whole, I enjoy the integration of other new show called The Vampire fact that directors are stepping out of the box and creating music into the Diaries, based off of L. J. Smith’s new ideas and also twisting preexisting story lines into show, Glee hit book series. Its timing could not something refreshing. gains more have been more perfect, given that Other new shows that premiered this season are viewers each it feeds on the huge obsession of ABC’s The Forgotten, Cougar Town, Eastwick, Hank and week and will continue to be a large success, as proven by vampires that Twilight has caused. This new show is popular, the Middle, Flashforward; NBC’s Jay Leno Show, Mercy, Fox announcing it to be the fi rst new show to be picked up likely due to its good-looking cast of Nina Dobrev, Paul and Community; CBS’ Accidently on Purpose, NCIS: Los for a full season. Wesley, and Ian Somerhalder. After losing her parents in Angeles, Three Rivers, and The Good Wife, produced by In addition to Glee, Fox released a hilarious new a car crash, the new guy Stefan comes to her school and Mitty alumnus Robert King, Class of ’78. Page 7 October 2009 • Arts & Entertainment Monarch Critics Zombieland Whip It!

By Justin Hough Staff Writer By Tessa Krey Staff Writer Everything in this world has rules. Rules for school, for life, and even for sci- Drew Barrymore makes her directo- ence itself. But, what rules do you follow rial debut with Whip It, based on the novel when chaos reigns, and everyone you knew Derby Girl by Shauna Cross. This movie and loved is dead? Zombieland provides the answer by following the intelligent but timid tells the story of Bliss Cavendar (Ellen Columbus as he attempts to survive in an America now fi lled with the living dead. As one Page), a small town misfi t, pressured by her mother (Marcia Gay Harden) to compete in of the last ordinary people left, Columbus attempts to educate the moviegoer with his own beauty pageants, who discovers a passion for roller derby. There are no deep meanings set of rules to live by (literally). or surprising twist endings here. The plot is predictable and the ending is expected, but The movie favors comedy, but does not ignore its horror roots, providing hilarious nonetheless the fi lm is enjoyable to watch. critiques of clichés often found in zombie fl icks. These critiques usually take the form of The acting is great, particularly by Ellen Page, made famous by Juno. She, once again, the rules set by Colombus, and include “check the back seat” and “cardio.” Whenever a plays the role of the quirky misfi t and it suits her well. This movie also marks the acting character exhibits a law, the name of the rule is displayed in text cleverly blended into the debut of musician Landon Pigg, who gives a solid, albeit simplistic, performance. Marcia background. Visual jokes of this variety are common throughout, and most hit their mark, Gay Harden, as her loving, but misguided mother, and Daniel Stern, as her father, worked with the exception of a few that are disappointingly predictable. great together and made for a very amusing couple. Yet the most humorous characters were But brief gags about fi ghting zombies are not the true draw of this fi lm. These char- Razor, played by Andrew Wilson, the lesser known brother of Luke and Owen Wilson, acters are funny and deep. Known to each other only by the names of their destinations, who was the team’s coach, and announcer Johnny Rocket, portrayed by Jimmy Fallon, the four protagonists form a motley crew that includes Colombus, with his many phobias who delivered some amusing one-liners. and rules, and the tough and energetic Tallahassee. All play off of each other’s quirks well. Drew Barrymore, who also acts in the fi lm, does an excellent job directing. There’s Actors Jesse Eisenberg and Woody Harrelson do excellent work transforming what could no super complex subject matter or particularly complex directing, but Barrymore delivers have been one-dimensional fi gures into believable people. the movie with good humor that manages to easily convey Bliss’ coming-of-age. She also Ultimately the fi lm brings the laughs hard, and gives great tips to anyone who plans on never romanticizes the sport of roller derby, instead showing its brutality. However, the surviving a zombie apocalypse. The brief but clever action and deep character development characters of the other roller derby girls are not expanded upon much, apart from “Mag- are a pleasant surprise in a fi lm marketed simply as a campy zombie fl ick. gie Mayhem” (Kristen Wiig) who becomes Bliss’s mentor, which does cause the movie Zombieland is highly recommended. to fall a little fl at. Despite the predictability, the movie overall is defi nitely worth seeing. Fame

By Shivali Singh By Julianna Roy Staff Writer Staff Writer Based on the 1980 film of the The commercials advertise The Invention of same name, Fame chronicles the vari- Lying as a comedy about a man named Mark Bel- ous stories of students at the New York lison (Ricky Gervais) who tells the fi rst lie in a City High School of Performing Arts, a world where everyone only speaks the truth. What prestigious institution that rigorously coaches the arts. the commercials do not advertise are the satirical elements, including the notion of God Of the six main characters at the P.A., Jenny (Kay Panabaker) is uncomfortable with as a “Man in the Sky.” loosening up enough to express herself, Denise (Naturi Naughton) longs to step out of her In this alternate world, there is no such thing as not saying whatever comes to your boundaries and experiment outside of classical piano, Marco (Asher Book) meets every mind. Even the ads here have to be truthful: Pepsi is “For when they don’t have Coke.” requirement for achieving musical success, and Victor (Waltor Perez) strives for success When Mark tells the world’s fi rst lie, it leads to a total distortion of his identity. He as well, while attempting to tear down every requisite. Joy (Anna Maria Perez de Taglé) is shown on a date with his dream girl, Anna (Jennifer Garner), who does not want the embarks on a path of self-discovery, but Malik (Collins Pennie) tries to suppress his per- relationship to go anywhere due to Mark’s “chubby” genetics. Nevertheless, Mark does sonal history. These intertwined stories promote the message of the fi lm: success is more not stop pursuing her, and as the relationship progresses, he fi nds it more and more dif- than just the achievement of fame. fi cult to lie to her. Overall, Fame is merely enjoyable. The most noteworthy aspect of the movie is the At one point in the movie, Mark tells a lie to his dying mother about what happens talent displayed. The voices of Naturi Naughton and Asher Book are powerful and sweet, after death, and this leads to the invention of heaven. Soon the entire world is waiting to respectively. The best of the songs are “Out Here on My Own,” by Naughton and “Someone hear from Mark what the “Man in the Sky” has to say. The implication is that religion to Watch Over Me” by Book. The dazzling set—particularly that of the Halloween scene, could only exist in a world where man invented it. fi lled with bright color and cool costumes—makes for a visually stimulating experience. While mostly entertaining, the pacing of the movie is too slow to keep the audience By highlighting a range of the students’ issues, the diffi culties in pursuing a career in the fully engaged. The actors are generally very good, but not served well by the pacing of the arts are portrayed effectively. script. The audience at my showing was visibly bored and did not laugh much at the jokes. Unfortunately, what prevents the movie from being truly great is the often mediocre If you are in the mood for a light comedy, then this movie might fi t the bill. However, acting, and the letdown of a fi nal number—the singing does not meet the standard of the if you want a movie that will make you laugh out loud, I suggest you choose another and dancing. The combination of these negative elements makes Fame, at best, a time passer. wait for this to be on DVD. No lie!

Beatles: Rock Band Muse

By Christina Collins By Dillon Williams Staff Writer Staff Writer When the large-scale gaming company Harmonix an- After a string of mainstream successes in the United nounced they were going to release a Rock Band game based States with the release of songs such as “Hysteria” in the on the Beatles, I wasn’t immediately intrigued (being a little popular video game Rock Band and the addition of “Su- bit of a music snob, I confess I uttered the words “sell-out” permassive Black Hole” to the Twilight movie soundtrack, a few times). However, on the very day of the release, I found myself buying the game, Muse has released one of the most highly anticipated and I must say, it was worth it! albums of 2009: The Resistance. Using the individual band members as on-screen characters, players begin in “story The Resistance, although fundamentally different from their 2006 multi-platinum mode,” performing at the tiny Cavern Club in Liverpool, modeled after the actual club selling album Black Holes and Revelations, is a major breakthrough for the band. Muse where they were discovered. As more songs are unlocked, one would move on to play in adopts a more electronic feel than they did on previous albums, which is very apparent in other locations that were important to the Beatles’ career, such as The Ed Sullivan Show the fi rst single, the upbeat “Uprising.” The second track, “The Resistance,” is reminiscent of and Shea Stadium in New York. 80’s British-pop music, with its catchy yet somewhat corny chorus. “Undisclosed Diaries,” It is evident, from the extreme amount of detail of every character, instrument, and which is sure to be another hit single, slows things down while maintaining the electronic reference, that Harmonix put a lot of time into the making of this game. With great antici- sound that the album has leaned towards, while adopting an almost R&B rhythm. The song pation for the release, Harmonix consulted with Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr, and Yoko entitled “United States of /Collateral Damage” shows an extremely heavy infl uence Ono to make sure the game included all of the elements for the ultimate Beatles experience of fellow British band Queen, apparent in both the singing and piano work laid down in by The graphics in this game are nothing short of amazing. The characters show striking front-man Matthew Bellamy. However, the most impressive piece is the thirteen minute resemblances to the Beatles themselves. In addition, rather than having only one singer, symphony entitled “Exogenesis,” a piece that Bellamy has been working on, on and off, three singers can form triple harmonies to boost their scores and attempt to recreate the for years that features over 40 classical musicians. He composed the entire symphony melodies that John, Paul, and George sang throughout their career. including the orchestral instruments on his own and the result is a musical masterpiece. Overall, this game is perfect for anybody, at any age. Everybody can enjoy playing it, Fans of English bands like Radiohead and Pink Floyd will certainly enjoy and any Beatles fan is sure to be amazed at the detailed graphics and generous song list. this album in its entirety, making The Resistance a must have album for Muse fans. When asked what their guilty pleasure is, Maybe it is because of this very fact—the Starbucks many people will respond with the following: fact that we’ll never have to face them—that By Katrina Vokt orders such as a Grande chocolate, Starbucks, therapeutic shopping, allows us to dissect their actions and judge Staff Writer Latte with half the vanilla, fast food, trashy novels, or perhaps even a them quickly without feeling any remorse. It’s a pandemic … only extra hot, non-fat, coffee, continuing love for . What most Whatever the reason is, it is still an unques- tastier and loaded with caf- Starbucks is undoubtedly on people forget, however, is the enthralling hold tionable truth that, as a society, we love our feine. the rise. Although the prices celebrity gossip has over all of us. celebrity gossip. Whenever a star goes to rehab, arre prob- annd caalo Many of us have fallen prey to celebrity the magazines write about it, the radio talks ably accustomed too sseeingeeinng hiig gossip’s relentless grip on society, as we often about it, and we follow it. When Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston split, rn- tinuetiinunu to indulge in forgo our homework in favor of celebrity gossip everyone came to their own judgments on who ing with a cup S that we imbibe as voraciously as a Starbucks was to blame and discussed their own con- of Starbucks in cause it is so Skinny Latte with three pumps of hazelnut. jectures on what really happened. And recently, their shivering tantalizing and For some unfathomable reason that even the when Kanye West very publicly insulted Taylor hands. Yet, this p most dedicated celebrity gossip lovers cannot Swift at the VMA’s, everyone had something is just a small por- rightrir amount of comprehend, we just can’t get enough informa- to say about it, whether it was their fellow e caffeinecac to func- tion about the lives of the beautiful, the rich, and the famous. We pore through People, reading celebrities Twittering their comments, regular s tion.tio people like us talking about it, or even prominent e. This little it with our friends and commenting on the ce- lebrities, always fi nding something to say about politicians like our President Obama passing For some individu-u- ui judgment. als around the world,d, startedstarar in Seattle them, whether it is criticizing their fashion or their life decisions (Lindsay Lohan, anyone?). And Thus, celebrity gossip remains one of the ing aarou fi nd our- we religiously follow Perez Hilton’s website, most prominent guilty pleasures we that keeps them awake dur- came a international phe- which is fi lled with snarky comments about selves indulging in, and, much like a siren’s call, ing the day. For others it’s nomenon with a simple fi nd out more about anyone and everyone even remotely famous. it beckons us to read and

simply a deliciously smooth mission statement in mind: Didn’t! She No Oh, Why do we take pleasure in reading about the the lives of people we will never know. blend of coffee beans and “to inspire and nurture the lives of people we don’t even know and probably sugar enjoyed in modera- human spirit— one person, will never know? Lisa Patel, Staff Writer tion. From the commonly one cup, and one neighbor- ordered cup of regular cof- hood at a time.” Has Star- fee to the more complicated bucks inspired you today?

Facebook Frenzy By Ekta Partani Staff Writer

What are you doing now? Freshmen

Facebook hardly needs any introduction. All have surely heard of this social networking phenomenon. In fact, according to a recent survey conducted by Pew Internet & American Life Project, about 65% of online American teenagers use Facebook every day. But what exactly is it about this Sophomores online communication website that makes it the latest fad? Founded in 2004 by Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook is currently the most popular social networking site, with an estimated 175 million active users. It is so popular that CEO Mark Zuckerberg stated, “If Facebook were a country, “Facebook helps you connect and share with the people in your life.” it would be the eighth most populated in the world, just ahead of Japan, Russia, and Nigeria.” However, Facebook·s popularity is not only visible through the numbers, but also through the addition of new words, such as Juniors “facebooking” and “facebook me,” to teenage slang. Although it started out as a social networking site for Harvard students, Facebook is now accessible to everyone, allowing users to connect with family members, co-workers, friends, old classmates, and acquaintances. It allows one to post pictures, publish notes, write on other users· “Walls,” take quizzes, update one·s February 4, 2004 status, and more. Of course, these are just a part of what this site can do, as new quizzes and applications are added every day by other users. Seniors In the Mitty community, Facebook plays a vital role in enabling students to connect with one another via the Internet. A poll taken of a group of Mitty students shows that, even though we may have homework to fi nish, sports practices to attend, and other commitments to fulfi ll, we always seem to make time for Facebook. According to Junior Nhi Nguyen, “Facebook is an amazing way to keep Twitter Wikipedia track of all the diӽ erent events that are going on as well as keep in touch Less than 1 hour with all your friends. Every few seconds, you receive a notifi cation. And Bing! The latest news about so and so is in your newsfeed.” 1 hour Facebook has swept the nation and has become not just a national, 2 hours but a worldwide, craze due to its many attractive features. Games, photos, Google AIM and most importantly—the sense of connectivity it provides—has made it 3 hours perhaps the biggest guilty pleasure in recent years. 3+ hours to allure. J. K. Rowling’s Harry Potter Pottermania, it is only fi tting that series, which fi rst made its appear- we attempt to understand the initial ance in 1997, with its fi nal install- attraction to this series. ment released just over two years ago, When considering the language has been one of the most infl uential itself, this series is not written es- By Shubha and most discussed series ever. The pecially well. It does not impart to Ranganathan New York Times claims that the 7th the reader any signifi cant scholastic and last volume, Harry Potter and the learning. Even the plot is inconsistent Staff Writer Deathly Hallows, was the fastest selling at times, with numerous instances of book in history, with more than 11 deus ex machina—making the story through the main character’s million copies sold in the fi rst day in even more unbelievable. But still, When it seems like the al- eyes, due to the use of fi rst-person just three markets. this series has garnered worldwide ready dense words in our textbooks point of view by author Stephenie Adding to Harry’s success, the attention. Why? If not the quality of are shrinking with each page, and Meyer. fi lm series, with two fi lms left to go, is writing, what is this special attribute the pages themselves are cease- Meyer’s writing itself has already one of history’s highest-gross- that has so aptly attracted such a less and challenging, we are often been mocked by parodies such as ing. The magic sport Quidditch has large number of fans? drawn towards literature that is Twilite, written by Stephen Jenner found its way into our world—with What is most appealing to us, more basic and yet still supremely and starring Edweird Sullen and over 150 college teams such as those both in the Twilight and Harry Potter satisfying—these are our very own Stella Crow. However, in spite of from Boston University and Vassar series, and what makes both of them guilty pleasures. Meyer’s numerous references to participating in the Intercollegiate our guilty pleasures, is that though More often than not, what vampire Edward’s “glorious” body Quidditch Association. they do not raise highly intellectual reels us into these novels lacking and the criticism she has received Harry Potter fans on Facebook questions, they do teach us to think signifi cant academic merit is the for her two-dimensional character- gather under groups such as “I was more humanely. Literature in gen- story, the plot—the excitement, ization, there is still something in depressed when I turned 11 and eral, all literature, is an echo of the interest, and anxiety that come her novels that has had thousands didn’t get a letter from Hogwarts” human experience. Thus, as we with delving into the characters’ of fans attending midnight release and “THE POTTER GENERA- fl ip through page after page of that lives. In the phenomenon other- parties and spending hours in line TION.” A theme park, The Wizard- relentless textbook, we are under- wise known as the Twilight series, waiting for the fi rst movie’s release. ing World of Harry Potter, is set to standably always drawn towards the for example, the audience is made It is not only the Twilight saga open at Universal Orlando Resort simpler, yet still fulfi lling, essential to experience the story largely that has this inexplicable power in 2010. In such a time of ongoing enjoyments afforded to us by life.

By Nhi Nguyen Then, the horde of people rush to the topping counter, that its probiotic content aids digestion and its lactose is Staff Writer and blueberries, mango, chocolate chips, and gummy more digestible than the lactose in milk. For people who Every day after school, you see Mitty students rush bears start fl ying. After the customers are satisfi ed with are lactose intolerant, they can enjoy the treat with little to their cars with an excited gleam in their eyes. Where their selection, they place their yogurt cup on a scale, or no ill effects. Overall, amidst the desserts that are high exactly are they going? If you’re thinking home, you paying 30 cents per ounce. The hands-on experience of in fat and sugar, frozen yogurt is a healthy alternative. are mistaken. Lately, the Mitty community has seen a making your own dessert according to your own prefer- In the words of Andre Adricula, “frozen yogurt is growing number of frozen yogurt fans. According to ences is a nice bonus for most people. taking the United States by storm…it’s probably going April Garlejo, “about three times a week after practice The health aspects of frozen yogurt also seem to to end up being the ice cream of the future.” [she and her teammates] would cram into one car and draw the crowds to Yogurtland. In a society where health Andre is right in that the frozen yogurt fad truly has quickly drive to Yogurtland.” It’s quite remarkable that issues are prevalent, frozen yogurt is a benefi cial choice swept the nation, but did you know that it is also a global people would go to Yogurtland three times a week, con- because it’s either low-fat or non-fat. trend? Frozen yogurt shops similar to Yogurtland have sidering that some people don’t even shower that often. Nikita Nathan notes that “frozen yogurt is a much opened in Greece, Malaysia, Thailand, China, Korea, If venturing to a frozen yogurt shop is part of a weekly healthier alternative to ice cream, and it also comes in a and the United Kingdom. routine, there must be some very alluring aspects to this variety of fl avors that seem a lot more natural than some For typical people like Varun Agarwal, yogurt yogurt phenomenon. very colorful ice cream fl avors.” would be a nice treat “every day after dinner, because Perhaps, it’s the personalization that is so enticing. Like Nikita, others are delighted to seek out the it’s like ice cream, but thirst quenching and awesome.” At Yogurtland, you can choose any fl avor of frozen guilt-free snack. However, frozen yogurt is only a Self-serve frozen yogurt is a delectable and healthy yogurt and then top it off with an array of toppings. Yo- health advantage if serving size is kept in mind. With treat available almost everywhere. For some, eating gurtland boasts the title of “The Top Self-Serve Frozen more ounces, the calories accumulate due to the high frozen yogurt has evolved into a daily routine, and as Yogurt Store.” When you enter the store, you can imme- carbohydrate content. a result the frequency of consumption of this treat may diately spot the long line of customers crowding around Customers also need to watch out for the toppings. induce feelings of guilty pleasure. the yogurt machine area. As the yogurt dispensers are While fruit is a great choice, smothering the yogurt with Speaking of self-gratifi cation, all this talk about endlessly cranked, heavenly swirls of frozen yogurt can chocolate sauce is a bad idea health-wise. Still, in com- frozen yogurt has spurned a craving. See you at the be seen slowly descending into the brightly colored cups. parison with ice cream, frozen yogurt is healthier seeing Yogurtland by Mitty!

To Our Guilty Pleasures: When it comes down to treating ourselves with the delights of life, We often forgo our pangs of conscience. When euphoria overtakes us, We make the choice to think about consequences later. And when we know our English essay is due tomorrow, We Facebook anyway. Why? Have we become addicted to our obsessions? Like Starbucks And Yogurtland? Have we become IM-ing fanatics, and gossip afi cionados? Have we the need to be rewarded, Or the need to evade our intuition? We know the luxury of living in the moment only lasts for a heartbeat. But we still make excuses, and let human nature take over. With sports, clubs and classes that can’t be put aside, No wonder we deserve to be indulged.

Yours Truly, Jocelyn Tan Staff Cartoonist By Anni Huang Through the Lens a close-up look at Mitty’s photographers

Natalie Nguyen Natalie Nguyen is a Junior at Mitty. She lives in San Jose, CA and along with photography, enjoys movies and community service.

What attracted you to photography in the ϐirst place? Honestly, I don’t really remember what got me into photography. I just recall being in junior high, always having a camera in my bag just in case.

What is your favorite thing to photograph? I love taking pictures of everything, but in my opinion, candid shots are the best, and I love capturing every emotion in a person. I believe that emotions make the picture. Also, I love taking pictures of silhouettes because the shapes of the subject emphasize a particular moment.

What inspires you? Seizing every moment in life inspires my photography. Th ere are so many beautiful things in this world that we often take for granted.

Describe the favorite photo you’ve taken: Th is photo is named “Open Up”. On the fi rst few days of spring, I was in my backyard when I came across this tree with fl owers blossoming like this one. I love the vibrant colors of the fl ower. Th is may sound cheesy, but I feel like this fl ower metaphorically describes me: once someone gets me to open up and get out of my shell, I feel more confi dent about myself, and I am willing to spread the positives of my personality to others.

Where do you plan to take this hobby? I probably won’t pursue a career in photography. I just like having fun with what I love to do the most.

How would you describe your photo- graphic style? I guess I can say my photography is versatile, sometimes goofy, simple, and vibrant with colors; I don’t think I really have a distinctive style, but I’ll tell you this: behind every picture of mine is a story waiting to be told. I hope that photography will help me have a better understanding in creating visually appealing apparel and ads.

How would you describe your photo- graphic style? Crisp. Creative. Fun...with a hint of contrast. Page 11 October 2009 • Photography Snapshots

“On Highway 9 I took a picture of my friends spelling out “love” with LED lights and the beautiful city “I met this little boy on the ECJ: India trip at an shining in the background.” —Denise Wong orphanage. I knew his big black eyes would look great in a photo.” —Claire Bredenoord

“I took this photo of a dandelion to show that everything in nature is beautiful...even the weeds.” —Melina Raftopoulos C LAUREN MASCH O N T

E “I think this picture shows that not everything is perfect but instead . This crack is a fl aw that led to a great S picture.” —Alix Britt T

Like what you see? Want W to enter next issue’s photo contest? If you would like to I be a featured photographer in The Monarch, send your N photographs to [email protected] N and your work E may be shown in an R upcoming issue!

SPORTS Risen from the Ashes Mitty Football Jumps out to 6-0 Start, #2 Ranking By Bryce Bajar showing so far, holding each opposing team to no more Staff Writer than two touchdowns per game, giving Mitty the highest net point differential in the WCAL. The Mitty defense They thought that the bird was fi nally dead, their showed particular strength in the Palo Alto game, forcing rulers fi nally vanquished; they thought the great reign six turnovers and shutting down the opposing offense. had ended, that they were free to do as they pleased. It With their regained success, the Monarchs have once turns out they were wrong. again climbed the rankings, currently holding fi rst place in The phoenix rises from the ashes, and out of the WCAL, alongside St. Francis and Bellarmine. Maxpreps darkness, out of the fog, the Monarchs return in glory to ranks Mitty fi rst in the Central Coast Section, while Mitty ascend to the throne. is ranked second in The Mercury News Top 15 after being Witness what has been dubbed “the story left out prior to the start of the season. of the year” – the phenomenon that has awed onlookers, Reinforced by their early successes, the team continu- marveled statisticians, and stunned unsuspecting oppo- ally strives to improve their game as they delve into the nents – Monarch football. perennially stiff WCAL competition. Currently enjoying a 6-0 record, this 2009 team is “Right now we are trying to work on careless penal- not the same one that went 1-9 last season – the fi rst time ties. If we can control those, we are going to be pretty in four years that Varsity football did not go undefeated tough to beat,” DJ Bush explained. in non-league play, and the fi rst time in three years the The Monarchs must continue to refi ne their excep- team did not have a winning year. tional play if they wish to succeed in league play and in Clearly, something has changed. the CCS playoffs, but the team is confi dent. Third year head coach Matt Haniger shone some “We are ready and prepared to go into league play, light upon the matter during a KTVU Channel 2 inter- to give ourselves a real test to see where we stand,” said view: “I’d have to attribute it to the hard work in the Rocky Meszaros prior to the league opener against Valley weight room this past summer. The kids have done a Christian. “We are anxious to get revenge on each team phenomenal job working hard for about 6-7 months – Photo courtesy of Mr. Luie Lopez and make things right again.” and that’s lead to our success this year.” This revived Mitty team has taken its revenge so far “We are playing with a chip on our shoulder and Rocky Meszaros leaps for end zone against Valley Christian. this year. In their fi rst league game, the Monarchs shut coming out with a completely different mentality than “He is turning into quite a leader for the team,” Coach out Valley Christian (21-0), led by two touchdowns from before,” adds key running back, senior DJ Bush, attributing Haniger said of Boehm. Meszaros, and continued their success with a 47-24 defeat the team’s success to a new team attitude. Boehm fi nds himself at the helm of an incredibly ver- of St. Ignatius. With the previous season spurring them on, the team satile offense, with a wide variety of options. The running And last Friday night under the lights at Mitty, the can focus on winning and continue to demonstrate their game, fueled by the likes of running backs DJ Bush and Monarchs dismantled an overmatched Sacred team strengths in practices and games. 2008 WCAL Sophomore of the Year, Rocky Meszaros, in a 49-7 blowout. In the game, Boehm threw for two “As a team, our strongest aspect is our aggressive- shines. In addition, Senior Joey Walker led the WCAL touchdowns, while Meszaros had 154 yards rushing and ness,” Bush said, “We wear people down on offense and with 6 touchdowns going into league play. This strength, two touchdowns of his own. On the defensive side, senior defense and take away their desire to play against us.” combined with a solid passing game and the option plays in Brendan Manion had three sacks This same aggressiveness is evident on the offensive Boehm’s arsenal, exhibits the offense’s remarkable power. Mitty faces a pivotal game against close rival Bellar- side of the football – the offense has already surpassed last The Monarch defense, empowered by a host of return- mine at San Jose Community College on Oct. 23, in which year’s total points in the fi rst six games played. ing players, more than complements the offense, setting the Monarchs will have an opportunity to defeat the Bells At the controls of this rejuvenated offense is the new the pace with their aggressive play. for the fi rst time since 2005. On Oct 30, the Monarchs starting quarterback, junior Kyle Boehm. Throughout the “Our defense is going to carry us,” Coach Haniger take on the Lancers to extend a current 3-game winning three non-league games, Boehm performed excellently, said. While Meszaros adds: “We are very aggressive on streak against St. Francis. notably serving as an offensive powerhouse with his ability defense. We have a lot of pride in our team and it translates Go then, and be a part of the victorious rebirth on the to both pass and run, rushing for 260 yards in 3 games. He over to defense as well as offense.” gridiron fi elds – witness the return of the Monarchs, shin- had thrown 3 touchdowns and had run for 3 more. Indeed, the stalwart Mitty defense has put on a stellar ing as they reclaim what is rightfully theirs.

Compiled by Jaslyn Johnson, Ayman Ullah, Arjun Ravishankar, Patrick Le, Erik Chu, Cameron Schott Highlight Reel Staff Writers Cross Country Women’s Golf Key Contributors: Joshua Hogan, Sean Swale, Key Contributors: Kelli Otis, Tabitha Olivia Rintala, Mary Kriege Ahearn, Danielle Aiello, Kirsten Fernandez Biggest Wins: Freshman Early Bird Invitational Highlight Moment: After all of the and Varsity Lynbrook Invitational groups were done, except for one, we went to Sean Swale: “With fi ve returning Varsity cheer for Kirsten as she putted for an eagle. runners, and a fast frsehman, we hope to Coach Garrison: “[I expect] growth as reach CCS as a team and send one runner to a program, and growth as individuals on and off state.” the course.” Coach Frise: “The team has the talent and depth to take them to the CCS Finals.” Women’s Tennis Women’s Water Polo Record: 8-0 league; 14-1 overall Record: 14-4 Key Contributors: Stacy Yam, Key Contributors: Becky Friedenbach, Maya Raman, Samantha Polayes Stephanie Weed, Jen Affl erback, Amy Fry, Sarah Slugocki Biggest Wins: 5th place fi nish at Fresno Tournament Highlight Moment: Win at Lost Altos Tournament Highlight Moment: 5-2 defeat of St. Francis rivals Coach Rhodes: “I think we’re a pretty strong, Stacy Yam: “I think the team as a whole has no trouble experienced team with a lot of senior leadership. We just overcoming obstacles.” need to take what we’re working on and use it more in games.” Page 15 October 2009 • Sports The Legacy Continues Lady Monarchs Dominate on the Court Once Again By Mona Patel blocker Katarina Milosavlijevic, and junior outside hitters Staff Writer Heather Roberts, Jacqui Lewis, and Tara MacLean. With all this talent, it is no surprise that head coach Already well into their season, the Archbishop Mitty Bret Almazan-Cezar comments, “We’re just trying to Women’s Volleyball team shows no sign of slowing down. maintain consistent skill at outstanding levels.” The team currently has a perfect 23-0 record and is Coach Almazan-Cezar adds that the team has been ranked number one in the nation by Maxpreps.com. “working primarily on blocking and defense” of late. With Having won the WCAL, CCS, and NorCal champion- no real weaknesses in their roster, the team is focused on ships each multiple times and having captured the State fi ne-tuning their skills. Championship last year, the Monarchs are on the right track Shannon Flemming observes, “There’s so many little again towards another tremendous season. things we can get better at right now. If we improve on Senior setter Joan Caloiaro declares that one of her those, it will make us amazing by the end of the season”. goals for this season is “to go undefeated and win state A major tournament the Monarchs have already par- again.” ticipated in was the Durango Fall Classis, which took place This year’s team consists of many returning play- in Las Vegas at the end of September. The team excelled, ers—eleven to be exact, nine of them seniors. And the new defeating top teams such as Mira Costa and Newport players have integrated well into the team, and the team’s Harbor to become the tournament champions. chemistry on and off the court is amazing. Caloiaro com- They played their fi nal match of the tournament against ments, “This team is goofy and I love it. Someone always Newport Harbor. Mitty lost the fi rst game 25-16, but they makes me laugh.” bounced back to win in the second and third games. On top of their great chemistry is the work ethic that Flemming comments that the games “got a little tight each of the players possesses. Senior outside hitter Kristina at some points,” such as when both teams were tied at 21 Graven praises her team, saying, “We work really hard in during the second game. practice and I think it shows on the court.” However, the Monarchs played well under pressure One need only look at their ranking to see the truth and won the last two games. Joan Caloiaro had 33 assists of that statement. and 5 kills, Rachel Williams had 11 kills, Brittany Bozzini The team is solid this year, possessing no apparent had 9 kills, and Kristina Graven had 7 kills. Caloiaro, weakness. Senior Rachel Williams comments, “Everyone Flemming, and Graven were named on the All Tournament that steps on the court is a key player. Our defense and of- Team, and Williams was named MVP of the tournament. fense require everyone to be in sync.” Quite a few players have already committed to play At the net are hitters Rachel Williams and Kristina Photo courtesy of Mr. Luie Lopez volleyball for several different colleges. Caloiaro will be Graven, who Mercury News writer Dennis Knight hails Senior Brittany Bozzini has helped lead the Monarchs this year. heading to the University of San Francisco, Williams to as “perhaps the top hitting duo in the nation.” Stanford University, Shaffer to the University of Miami, In addition to a powerful offense, the Monarchs can middle blockers Shannon Flemming and Bennet Jones, Bozzini to Rutgers, Flemming to UC Irvine, Graven to additionally boast of a strong defense with three liberos— senior right side hitter and middle blocker Brittany Bozzini, Cal Poly-San Luis Obispo, and Connolly to Indiana State. seniors Ryan Shaffer and Kaitlyn Connolly, and junior and senior setters Joan Caloiaro and Holly Mueller. In terms of upcoming games, Williams says that their Ronni Lewis. In addition to these seniors, the Monarchs also have “best competition will be at the Santa Barbara tournament Also part of the Monarch lineup this year are senior sophomore setter Alex Caldwell, sophomore middle on Halloween.”

Player Interview: Player Interview: Kyle Dzurko Emilie Soares By Steven Nguyen By Juli Ruiz Staff Writer Sports Editor

Q: What are some aspects of your game you take the most pride in and which areas do Q: How has the team felt about its performance so far? you feel you can improve in? A: The season started off with a little adversity and the team was frus- A: I’d like to improve my overall speed. I think the strongest aspects of trated; however, the team is working very hard and we are progressing my game are my shots and defense, but I’d really like to rehabilitate my as the year goes on. arm and get my shot back to 100 percent. Q: What has changed on the team since last year? Q: Keys to success? A: The depth of our team is very big advantage this year. My coach can A: I think that the biggest keys to success this year are just playing as put any player in and have full trust and confi dence in that person. a team and not just playing for our individual benefi ts. I believe Q: What are the team’s ultimate goals? that if we play as a team, we are A: The team's ultimate goal is to a force to be reckoned with. make it to CCS and win it! Q: What is your favorite part of water polo? Q: What specific things have the team been working on? A: I just like the fact that we’re so close. And with very few A: The team struggles with seniors on the team, I feel as communication on the fi eld. if we’ve grown into a sort of We have been working hard to leadership role in supporting the improve that and it is looking a team in and out of the water. lot better. Q: What is your most memorable Q: What players have been particularly water polo experience? valuable this season? A: Being invited to play in the Turbo Cup in Europe for two years A: Everyone has brought a lot to the table and in different situations, straight. different people come through for the team. Q: Do you want to continue your water polo career in college and if so where? Q: How would you describe the team dynamic in general? A: Yeah, I’d love to keep playing through college. One school in particular A: We are a young team but have great chemistry on and off the fi eld. that I’ve been looking at is Concordia University in Irvine. Q: What have been some of the most memorable moments of the season so far, in Q: Do you see any future bumps in the road? specific games or scrimmages? A: Being in one of the toughest divisions for water polo in California, A: Our season has really just begun, but the most memorable game some bumps in the road have defi nitely got to be St. Francis, Bellermine, so far has been the Gilroy game because it was our fi rst scrimmage and of course, Sacred Heart. together and we came together as a team and played really well. The Monarch is published for the students, faculty, and parents of Archbishop Mitty High School.