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uuu. IXFU inn u REDS INVADE CAMPUS!• STORY ON PAGE THREE DOWN WITH THE FAREWELL DEMOCRACY YELLOW PERILP ACHES VOL.3TEEHEE FORT WORTH, TEXAS, FRIDAY, MAY 1. 1936. ~ TE TEXAS CHRISTIAN UNIVERSITY DISCHARGED.STORY ON PAGE THREE CHAIN GANG REVOLTS! STORY ON PAGE FOUR CANNED COACHES Stewdent Speed Demons Arrested Field Baughman and Clev "Hare a drink" (Editor's note: milk) Bachman were arrested yesterday as they sped down the road back of the campus. The winner was to receive s date with Mrs. Baurice Hove. Dr. Bayle Scott was also in the race in his '27 Rolls Ruff, bat he saw the cops coming, and be must be somewhere near Canada by now. "Jarvis H*ll" He is quite nice looking with "Is this the girls' dormitory!*' blue eyes and blond hair. He does'rit "Yes" T mind living with a 100 girls in Prof. Marshall "Does Jon Miller live there T" the least. He hails from San An- "Yes, he does." eelo. This is a true conversation that If you should like to know some- took place this week. Yes, Jarvia thing more about him go to Jarvia. Makes Speech hall has a male resident for the and ask for him. He'll be there. Oh, first time in the history of the yes, I might tell you that he is 12 STORY ON PAGE THREE school. years old. MAN LIVING IN JARVIS HALL STORY ABOVE I ball tut his career was nneT ,;er] on Monday. ■~pmT^i. ■r^^■s»^■»^^■^>^'*^'»■■»»"^ . I of a to* injury received in football Fro™, he Bt •nt »YI the Heath cham- .While in Huntsville this writer ; of the University of Texaa by Conrad [ by the Dana Preaa Club, which will tor nex\ year at me Saturday session den. ry Frances Umbenhour, Billington has been aponaor of the day afternoon in. her camp „,„ u j be held from 4 to 6:30 o'clock Friday of the meeting held laat week-end 'at president ihnpunced Monday. club for many year*. I «ral Wells. Friday, May I, 193c, Page Two THE YfiLLQW PERIL ANNUAL DESTROYED BY FIRE THE YELLOW PERIL PehHsaul Every Century Vacuum Cleaner Football, Soaps Philomon Bachus ..Chief News Scupper Upper Saul Undertoa Walkings _ .Jipper Outer of Money Travis Griffin must have taken * boy out of Jarvls the other night Born io Blaze Blessing Baloney t .._ ..—. Chief Censor up fencing to defend his virtue. because her "Dallas Man" was ex- Blushing Delirous Columnist ..- —..: Sassy Additor The football and snapshot sec- "Just Gwen" Popinoff ..Our Foreign Correspondent He needs protection 'since he pected. Assault Humble teas . Srror Writer Downer rushes every new gal on the camp- Tillie Manton likes to help Mary tions of the annual were destroyed Liuie Booster Changeable Writer us. How does he know that these Frances Bibbs practice on third by fire Thursday night as this p«. pen went to press. Pass-Out Dairy ..Some Class, Eh What? strange women haven't got de- floor ad building every night Thelf ire started while Bacus was BEST NOSES FOR NEWS signs? . Ki Aldrich ditched the Sopho- Horn-in Ohgee, I'm So Skinny Ryan, Lady Esther, Powder, Bah Dorothy Pope can get Margaret mores by taking a screen off Clark completing" the final two sections Raw Bones, I'm Justs Village, I See Plenty, Geery Whatsome. Hadley's man away from her any Halle third story and walking of the yearbook. Being weary, he P.S.—Raymond Miehero . , j_ Outa Town was smoking a camel to give him WE AINT RESPONSIBLE time,' so says Dorothy, Got a car, along the edge. ... I think death Dot? That's all that's necessary, at the hand of the sophs to prefer- a lift when he suddenly became to or to it? able to tiie flowerbeds of Clark. weary that he couldn't hold the Editorial Policy Lady-Killer Hensch was o. k. the weighty cigaret any longer. Being cynical, as ail journalists are supposed to be, we dost be- We wonder how the Soow-Con- The glowing stub dropped on the first of the year, but it seems that nor case is developing and we hope lieve a thing that is printed in this paper. Having worries of our own all of the dames failing around his annual sheets. Bacus Was really we Just cant be bothered about whether you do or do not. If you Pete has^found his ideal girl. concerned, but he Was just too neck has increased his hesdstoe of Van Patric freslrfrom the hills have any complaints to make, make them to the faculty as they forced tote. tired to pnt the fire out of Arkansas has a lot of what it The editor felt sure that the stu- as to edit this gossiper. There's a "contented cow" takes to get along. Van works all dents Would not care if these two President Waits is to blame. His birthday just didn't agree with among the fish since dara Shel- night, goes to school all day and sections of the annual were miss- him at all. He demanded that such a paper be issued. We're all outa ton known all the answers and tells courts all evening. how do ing. After a short conference with town anyway. all the teachers what to do. these Arkansas boys do it? Pete Wright and Dean Hall, it was What to that Hidden Charm that Paul Ridings is slipping or decided to publish' the annuals Doris Roberts has for Melvin Tay- Faculty Mistreated ' falling. He used to think nothing without the football and snapshot Matters have gone TOO far. The condition has become worse every lor T of going to McKinney, but now be section*. ' day. Something must be done. It must be done NOW—TODAY. Proxy Roberts has said, when has her come over. Sorely we think dust it is all right for the students to have some weuns tried to collect a little hush, Tom Pickett calls Bill Hudson control, but when things reach the point where a faculty member money, that he would just be only the Jeep and we can see a resem- trembles every time that a student looks him in the aye, the time too glad vo have bis name in our blance. 3?iK tWhotas has come for action. famous publication. Now we all know that little Hairy is a nice Mildred Weekly made the W. A Teachers are afraid to give less than an "A." This is fine for A' camp but she hasn't- forgiven sweet boy but we ask him WHO IS the students, bat it is inhumane for the teachers to have to fear the Mabel???? We have a Mabel all tho guy that almost kspt her at students in the great way in which they do. bur own on the campus bat Un- home under the CAMPUSED ban. And poor little Miss Major. Ah, that is a most pitiful case. The less she resides at the elite Pal- Don MeLeland seemingly can't big boys *a her class bully her so, that she is afraid even to assign ace Hotel then our little Mabel to keep up the speed these football a lesson. Tiny Godwin even threw a book at her when she was so not the- one. captains use. He made Esther Tur- bold as to tell him to recite a poem. It seems that Hairy forgot to ner forget Capt Joe Coleman but Since students have taken matters into their own bands, Miss call so Mabel calls and leaves the it seems Walter Roach, the new Shirley has been deprived entirely of the charming society of Leroy message on, of all places, the bully- .captain, hits the spot Tough luck, Gideon and Russell Hensch. These two men about town have even tin board. Woe is Hairy! . Don. taken the key to the English office from this ooy, golden haired, lit- It would seem, fellow imbeciles, Frank .Floyd doesn't believe that tle school num. They are even threatening- blackmail. _, that Tigrahs are running around blondes can burn your fingers be- The Pattoa-Wyaa House- Dr. True has been informed most rudely by his history students loose over the campus. This one cause he even risks his arms with hold as the. newly marrieds that he is a punk teacher. Male students are keeping girls out until is harmless but his mouth wags at the Parrot (Anne). have their daily chat all hour* vi the morning. both ends and he gets oh so mad Bob Barrel, as Poss was giving We beseech the Student Council to help the down trodden fac- when he misses those little white him a rub down, said Helen Martha ulty! balls that just will go past him on Green gave him a better rub down the old diamond. He immediately than that every night Students Demand Rights begins whimpering and goes to Thad Gregory can't decide be- papa who has already had one ar- tween blondes and brunettes. With gument due to the pink cast on his blondes on his mind this week he News(?)Putos dome. has dated with Mary Frances Hut- Jimmy, of the House of David, ton and Grace Matthews. It'll be to an ardent poetry lover but he brunets next week he hopes—var- has his moments. He almost made iety to spice or something. a fatal mistake, however, in the) Barbra Ann Arnold and Paul army game Monday and the big Tsnkersley were playing "Wahoo1 guy with the wad of tobaccy dis- at the Drug Store last week—By torting one side of his face resent- the way—have you heard the one Raymond Upacoab—with ed.

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