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main problem will be the infighting in his staff. Birthdays are a time for taking stock, and Mr. Casey, you see, has categorically denied America's 207th birthday, celebrated on Mon- that he ever saw or gave to Jim Baker any day, should have been the spur to a nationwide Carter campaign notes. According to Casey, consideration of America's future, how to make "I wouldn't tolerate it. I wouldn't touch those the United States into the better country it is papers with a 10 foot pole." capable of being. Either Mr. Baker or Mr. Casey is wrong, and Generally speaking, though, this did not quite possibly is deliberately lying. Reagan has happen, as the attention of the Federal govern- to find out who right away and stop them. ment, the news media, and the public at large Baker and Casey have been longstanding anta- was concentrated on the question of whether or gonists, with Baker leading the moderates among not Ronald Reagan knew what Jimmy Carter Mr. Reagan's staff, and Casey the conservatives. was going to say at their campaign debates in Reagan has been in the unenviable position of 1980. holding these two wings together over the last What has been revealed is that Reagan's staff, two and one half years and it is possible that one but apparently not Reagan himself, had access side or the other may lose big by being shown to to hundreds of pages of Carter's debate notes, be lying here. If Reagan is smart he will get rid and used that information to prepare their can- of anyone involved in wrongdoing, and keep the didate for the debates, outcomes of which were office of the President relatively clean. He cer- apparently far more favorable to Mr. Reagan tainly has lots of examples of the wrong way to than Mr. Carter. It is not yet known just how handle an investigation of a minor election they got that information. wrongdoing. White House Chief of Staff James Baker says that he was given the material by William Casey, now CIA director, who was then Reagan's cam- mI· · I r r I paign director. Baker was in charge of the I debate preparations team and purportedly found the information mildly useful, but of no over- The Stony whelming value. Even members of Carter's staff agree that the material did not play a deciding role in the election. Brook Press It depends how Casey got the information. There are three possibilities. The first is that, as Editor ...... Joseph Caponi Reagan himself has suggested, a disgruntled unless this mole leaked classified government Executive Democrat, possibly a Kennedy supporter in- material (and there is no hard evidence that Managing Editor ...... Bob Goldsmith volved with the Democratic campaign got the he/she did), then they probably broke no law. Photo Editor ...... Jared Silbursher papers and gave them to the Republicans as a The third possibility is that someone broke in Arts Editor ...... Kathy Essex everyone believes way of getting back at Carter and his people. and stole the stuff. Almost Arts Director ...... Blair Tuckman it is difficult to imagine the Republicans turning that Reagan's people are not so monumentally Business Manager ...... Dawn DuBois down such an offer. Would you? stupid that they would risk another Watergate The second is to suggest that the Reagan cam- over some debate notes of dubious value. paign planted a "mole" in the Carter campaign, Reagan has ordered a justice Department in- News Feature: Kate Bode, Eric Corley, a person loyal to Reagan who would attempt to vestigation to determine just how the material A. Cunningham, Ned Goldreyer, Dave infiltrate and rise up in the Carter staff, all the was obtained. If he keeps the investigation legi- Goodman, Kathy Hlont, Patrice Jacobson, while funneling information back. This is con- timate, and does not attempt to protect any of barry Ragin, T.S.Tapasak. siderably more morally culpable, but the plain his people from responsibility for their actions, Arts: Bob Goldsmith, Paul Guimpol, Dan truth is that "moles" have existed since the birth it is likely that the whole matter may be for- Hank, Ralph Sevush, Jared Silbersher, of democracy, and while they may be unethical, gotten long before the end of the summer. His Tony White, Jeff Zoldan Deborah Fantini Photo: Jared Silbersher, Dan Magnus, Dave Goodman, Chris VonAncken, Cathy Dillon, Ron Kee, Scott Richter, Haluk Soykan, Gail Matthews. Jeff Zoldan, Doug Preston. Dave Morrison

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I page 4 The Stony Brook Press Viewpoint Report From The Ba rricades the country - from by Mitchel Cohen action, taking pains to explain that our country we have those three unspeakably on June 20th across speech, Livermore Laboratory in [Rolling Meadows, Illinois, June 20th, battle is not with them, but with those precious things: freedom of Lawrence 850 people were ar- 1983] -- Outside Chicago. I was forced who make the decisions about what is freedom of conscience, and the prudence Berkeley (where Boat Company's to trade the cops a $50 bill and a com- to be produced. During the three days never to practice either of them." There rested), to the Electric in Groton, Corieeti- plete study of my fingerprints in black I was in Chicago representing Freeze and is a higher law to which we all must Trident shipyard nuclear sub- and white early this morning for a Bas- Scream and the Red Balloon Collective, answer than the legality of government- cut ("Trident -- the only where tille Day arraignment date and a swol- several workers phoned in inside infor- guaranteed murder for profit, as ex- marine my mom lets me chew!") len black, blue, and bloody whelt in my mation that proved invaluable to us. We pressed in innumerable documents, of 100 were arrested, to General Electric in pitching shoulder, as one of Chicago's learned where buses would pick up which Nuremburg stands as but one Burlington, Vermont (130 arrested finest tried to separate me from my workers to carry them to the plant the recent example. The sanctification of the blocking the gates), to G.E.'s Schenec- right arm. "They always need more morning of June 20th, and that manage- law as a means to deal with crises has tady plant (18 arrests) - linked issues, "proved a failure in the arms," said one of the 37 of us arrested ment had threatened to fire any worker two greatest refusing to allow the nuclear issue to mus- for blockading the Northrop Corpora- taking leaflets from us. We learned that crises in American history. In the 18th cle out El Salvador as "more important". tion's war factory. 150 others, par- Northrop was forced to spend tens of century," writes Prof. Howard Zinn of Thirdly, as already stressed in the taking in the legal rally a dozen yards thousands of dollars -- installing cameras, Boston University, "we had to go beyond Chicago action, talking to and organizing colonial institutions in order away, chanted anti-war slogans, and hiring guards, digging and paving new British and with the workers in the plants, rather to gain independence. In the 19th cen- cheered us as we were dragged to the roads overnight -- to counter our Move- than yelling at them, was seen as a cru- tury, we had to go beyond our own con- police vans singing: "No nukes, no ment. And we also discovered that the cial facet of the actions instead of an ob- stitutional limits to end slavery. Those war, U.S. out of El Salvador!" American Nazi Party announced plans stacle to them. Workers in plants such crises were followed by what seemed a After months of planning, and years to physically support Northrop at our as Northrop, G.E., Honeywell, Electric to peaceful and successful national develop- of boring and sometimes futile rallies, rally. Management made no attempt Boat, Livermore, Sylvania, and the hun- from the ment, because American liberalism buried in the the anti-war Movement exploded June dissuade or disassociate itself dreds of others heavily involved its corpses quickly (Indians, blacks, the being 20th in a series of nationwide, coordi- Nazis. production of death, far from scores of young sent off to war) and kept its in- movement, are in nated, and well-planned direct actions The Chicago action, like the enemies of the peace gar- justices (the human debris of racism, in- positions to disrupt against the war buildup, nuclear mad- others across the country, not only incredibly powerful but dustrialism, urbanization) locked in the the arms race through their actions. Pre- ness, and U.S. intervention in Central nished extensive media coverage, at least basement of the nation, where millions vious moralistic, holier-than-thou symbo- America and Africa - something that helped move the Movement, in lived, silent and invisible." (from Dis- lic protests are finally beginning to be you would never know if you just three significant ways. obedience and Democracy, Vintage, superceded by class conscious efforts watched the TV or read the papers. First, as already mentioned, we were 1968) The merchants of holocausts that go far beyond challenging the moral Only the New York Daily News, with prepared for arrest, but the success of the selling their machinery of death to the character of an individual worker here, a front page photo of the Chicago Dis- actions was not contingent upon it. highest bidders always seek to find an isolated policy there. Slowly, the po- arm Now Action (DNA) affinity group, Unlike civil disobedience, direct actions "rational" ways to justify the destruc- tential is being cultivated for a new reported that the actions were as much are not designed to simply influence the tion of our planet and the decimation movement, based on direct action, that directed against U.S. presence in El electorate or the policies of the powers of whole populations of people. They refuses to separate the issues, and that in- Salvador and Honduras (and our govern- that be. Direct actions recognize the cast those who confront the anti-human volves those who work in the war plants. ment's brutal policies towards Nica- strong link between corporate profits insanity as "violating the rights of others of our actions, we are care- ragua and in Guatemala), as they were and government policies -- and the greed, In the process (the "right" to murder?)", "criminals ful to begin seizing back stolen portions against nuclear weapons. Contrary to immorality, and in fact economic neces- who put themselves above the law", of our lives; we begin creating new con- distorted media reports, our purpose sity (from the point of view of capital- "communists/terrorists/anarchists", and and ways of relating to supplant was not arrest, but to blockade, impede, ism) pressing for expansion of the war ditions "fifth columnists sabotaging our national crustified, and deadly ruins and disrupt military business as usual. machine -- and thus, we make no the decayed, security, in the employ of Moscow." of the old order. Throughout the his- In Chicago, we attempted to use locks demands! We simply act to disrupt the (Oh, for that illusory shipment of the this country -- indeed, the world -- on corporate doors, chains across road- "military-industrial-governmental" com- tory of hallowed Moscow gold, to buy pizzas men have gotten rich by the mass ways, cement blocks and fallen trees as plex as much as possible as long as they a few for all!) Under such circumstances, of millions of people. We well as our bodies, as barriers in a serious go on building and deploying their destruction I'm proud to be a saboteur. Saboteurs intend to make sure that that never -- and not simply symbolic -- effort to Pershings and Cruises, MX's and tanks, of the war machine unite, you have happens again. shut down the Northrop plant (which Neutron bombs, and Rapid Deployment nothing to lose but your bombs! Sabo- (The writer is a member of the Red makes, among other things, guidance Forces. tage means never having to say you are Balloon Collective) MX missiles). We refuse to be included as part of systems for sorry. been leafletting Mark Twain's astute observation: "It DNA members had the wave of direct actions God that in our Secondly, Northrop workers for weeks before the is by the goodness of

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C.N.Yang $101,535 Einstein Professor of Physics and Director of the Institute for Theoretical Physics

Roger Dee 88,849 Chairman of Orthopedic Surgery

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0 John Marburger 69,620 President 0 Thomas Cottrell 69,158 Associate Dean of Pathology Barry Coller 68,121 Professor of Medicine Homer Neal 64,910 Academic Provost Charles Baldwin 63,646 Emergency Room Medical Specialist Carl Hanes 61,721 Vice President for Administration $101,535 C.N. Yang $53,928 Fred Preston $64,910 Homer Neal

Stewart Harris 58,160 Dean of Engineering Sei Sujishi 54,784 Dean of Physical Sciences Ruth Brandwein 54,526 Dean of Social Welfare Fred Preston 53,928 Vice President for Student Affairs Manager Paul Madonna 53,380 Assistant Vice President and Business Campus Operations Sanford Gerstel 53,030 Executive Vice President for Affairs Daniel Fox 53,018 Assistant Vice President for Academic Miloslava Andrst 52,479 Clinical Physician Controller Richard Brown 52,396 Assistant Vice President/University Jim Black 52,244 Vice President for University Affairs Surgery Mark Swerdloff 51,859 Associate Professor Oral Richard Koehn 51,207 Dean of Biotogical Sciences

Associate Vice Provost for Graduate Studies 0 Charles Kim 49,768 0 $40,004 Gary Barnes 49,135 Vice President for Campus Operations tn Bob Francis Emile Adams 47,794 Associate Vice President for University Affairs Science Howard Kelman 45,814 Professor of Social 39,578 Professor of History 0 Joel Rosenthal Mark Walker 45,780 Director/Economics Research Bureau Dallas Bauman 37,060 Director of Residence Life C4 V3 Kevin Jones 44,726 Director/Physical Plant Beverly Harrison 34,989 Affirmative Action Officer VA Lee Yasumura 44,709 Director of Personnel Sam Taube 32,970 Assistant Vice President for Student Affairs Elvira Strasser 44,659 Professor of Mathematics Ted Goldfarb 32,654 Associate Professor of Chemistry Larry Noonan 41,712 Budget Director James Kleige 32,451 Associate Professor of Art Marburger $61,721 Carl Hanes Nicholas Delihas 41,017 Associate Dean of Microbiology $69,620 John Dan Melucci 40,091 Chief University Accountant Gary Barnes 40,004 Director of Public Safety David Maier 28,583 Assistant Professor of Computer Sciences Helen Lemay 28,119 Associate Professor of History Herb Petty 24,640 Assistant Director of Public Safety Josephine Alvarez 21,800 Nurse Safety Robert Stafford 20,606 Investigator, Department of Public Brett Silverstein 20,079 Assistant Professor of Physics Aaron Godfrey 20,070 Lecturer/Comparative Literature

Andreas Mielke 18,000 Assistant Professor of Germanic and Slavic Languages Franco Jona 17,460 Public Safety Officer Gerald Lenox 17,280 Locksmith Donald Dinnen 17,027 General Mechanic Vincent Terminme 16,604 Public Safety Officer Mildred Alhofen 15,451 Senior Stenographer/Provost Office Martin Albrecht 14,709 Electrician James Calcanes 13,739 Motor Vehicle Operator George Clark 13,715 Bus Driver Kim West 13,298 RHD/Benedict Juan Marmol 12,374 Groundsworker Sheryl Hislop 10,038 RHD/Douglas

$49,135 Bob Francis $37,060 Dallas Baum an Elisabeth Gasparino 9,807 Typist $52,244 Jim Black Loraine Adamo 9,344 Cleaner

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by Brian by Hubert Moore T. Ehrlich wanted that night, so I did what was Well, after a few minutes of searching I know it's summer be- Once again it's summer and at Stony natural. I invited the rest of the orien- It's summer. I found him, and he was indeed in need I'm sunburned. In fact, this Tues- Brook that means orientation. All over tation groups to my suite for a party. cause of my assistance. Apparently Fredrick I was standing on the corner campus hundreds of teenagers fresh out At last, my first real experience of col- day, when had gotten bored with ants and decided Nicolls and Nesconset, fourteen cars of high school are wandering about the lege. For the first time, I was able to of to try his "hand" at catching flies (flies university waited for my nose to turn to green. with aimless looks on their have fun without paying a lot of money. are another summertime pest). He had faces. When I'm afflicted with this scarlet skin (Most seniors still look that way.) Not many people realized how much fun zotted one just as it was about to land on Seeing (every summer, all summer), I am in these unfortunate, mindless souls fire extinguisher fights were before that the flypaper we have out on the patio. reminds agony. In fact, last year I refused to me of when I first came here night. There he stood, whimpering softly, the for orientation. breathe for a week. Every night I slept The next two days were scheduled for captive of his own tongue. Fred's eyes I had previously been to in a bathtub of cold water, with my hair Stony Brook the English and Math competency tests welled with grateful tears as I unstuck so I knew how to get to Kelly Quad. and also for registration. I failed to bring tied to the towel rack to keep me from him, but all was not right with my long That was the last time I ever wanted to my alarm clock but my suitemates came drowning. nosed friend. His tongue, which nor- go there. Anyway, I was immediately up with a remarkably innovative idea: a But there is one good thing about sun- mally snaked back into his mouth, just introduced to a Stony Brook trademark: garbage can filled with ice cold water burn: the heat rising from my body sort of hung out. I packed up my aard- long, unending lines. After waiting for- (I still remember what you guys look creates such an updraft that it is impos- vark and went to the vet. ever to check in (the guy in front of me like). The one good thing about the tests sible for a mosquito to get close enough I waited 22 hours in the vet's hot was still checking in for the year be- was that you were able to apply your pre- to shoot his snoot into me. My own waiting room with Fredrick on one of fore), I made my way to the suite. I vious knowledge about exams to these. summertime joy is watching them zero in my knees and his tongue on the other. can't begin to describe its condition but I mean cheating. It felt good to be able on my person with that hungry glint in Fred was terribly embarrassed. After a rm glad I took pictures of it. I hang to finally use something I learned from their tiny mosquito eyes, only to get hasty examination, the vet told me Sir caught in the rising thermals, as they near them in my kitchen and the roaches are high school. Fredrick had sprained his tongue. His afraid to go in. To this day I still wonder The rest of the activities were too what had been lunch.. Suddenly, the prescription: rest. "Rest" cost me $40. where our money goes; it certainly isn't numerous and (ho hum) boring so I'll blood sucking bastards are bashed against I hate the summer. used for dormitory repairs. just briefly mention one that stands out the ceiling, where, for some reason they The next event was to assemble in the in my mind and stomach. adhere, more dead than alive, one wing In the summertime everyone is in center lounge and meet the other people The food was atrocious. Supposedly twirling aimlessly. Then, of course, I love. . except me. Not that I don't I don't know about other it was to be the best we would ever have; have to get their buggy bodies off of my in my group. try. Many of those who are on the groups, but mine had the strangest but if that was the best then I'm all in ceiling. Needless to say, the prospect of col- th~icker side of average are too self- lection of people in it. Biff was an axe favor of hunger strikes. It's nice to see washing the ceiling doesn't delight me in conscious to make dates. Not me. murderer, Bertha had been married four bright, invigorating colors in the mor- general. But this particular Wednesday, Last week I made a date to go to the times, and Angus' trial was still in deli- ning, but not all in one spoonful. when my birthday suit should be in in- beach. I met this truly knockout-type (something to do with little Don't get me wrong; I have nothing tensive care, the notion was particularly beration bio-chem major in the library. She was children). Our group leader was always against orientation. Where else do high abhorrent. Suddenly, a plan came to studying the behavior of lippids under on top of things, never anything impor- school graduates get to become com- mind. All I had to do was fill a squirt extreme heat. I was enjoying the air tant or beneficial to us, but nonetheless pletely irresponsible? It's a great way gun with soapy water and shoot the of- conditioning. she was there when you never needed to prepare them for their next four fending carcasses from my ceiling. I I spent all week getting ready for this her. years. But they should introduce new wouldn't even have to get up, Sir Fred- beach date. I went on a diet and lost five She did give some advice, though. She activities during orientation that better rick could fetch everything I needed. I pounds. I bought a new spandex swim told us to take early classes so we would prepare the individual for the rest of uni- called out to Fredrick. "Sir Fredrick. . . suit designed to give support and glisten- have the rest of the day free. Being a versity life, like roach killing, beer chug- Here Freddy." Sir Fredrick is my pet I even stupid freshman, I believed her. What she ging, and bureaucratic-aerobic exercises ardvark -- not much personality but a ing highlights to my magic parts. to didn't tell us was that we would be going (you have to do something when standing superior mind. Normally he is quite got some tanning makeup guaranteed Well, to sleep about six in the morning every in line for an hour). obedient, but when I called him Wednes- make me look like a bronzed god. day, which meant sleeping through about For those of you that aren't freshmen, day, he didn't come. I called again. In I got to the beach, as bronzed as my baby at me in my half our classes. A week into school I try to be kind to them. Remember, you fact, I called 32 times, and then I de- shoes. She took one look and said, "Gee Hu- realized why we were told that. It was were once one, too. But if you're like cided that my personal comfort was less glistening highlights incredibly fat so the other people already in school (like me and can't resist a little fun, try important than finding my poor Freddy. bert, I never realized how my group leader) wouldn't be closed out selling them monthly passes to the fifth "He could be injured and in need of my you are." of their classes, which were usually floor stacks. My favorite is giving direc- assistance," I thought, worry lines fur- I really hate the summer. later in the day. tions to the Lecture Hall. It's next to the rowing my sunburned brow. We were allowed to do whatever we Physics building, isn't it?

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For my first dozen years, I hated it. Now I seek it SKYDIVING out adamently. When I was a short, fat kid, my shortness and fatness prompted ridicule from the other kids.

"Hey Shorty!" someone would yell, and everyone The Parachute Club would laugh at me as I rolled to school. "Hey Fatso!" someone would tease and everyone would will be jumping soon, laugh at me as I rolled home. During recess, pranksters would untie my shoes and the rates are very reasonable I laugh cruelly as I tried in vain to bend down to re-tie them. Then I found the P.I.T. The Player's Improvizational 246-6939, or Theater taught me how to realize my full humor potential Call HAWKEYE at and that is what has made me not only a god of comedy, but obscenely wealthy. I'm still fat, but the only people Stop by LANGMUIR 0C-114 stupid enough to say anything are obnoxious brats who I subsequently sit on and crush the life from their tiny bodies. COME TO A P.I.T. MEETING TUESDAY 7pm LECTURE HALL 108

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by Tony White no castles in the air here. Similarly, It's easy to see Stevie Nicks as a main- "Nightbird" brings us no airy, twilight stream mystic, dishing out pretty plati- creature, but a woman who shuns eye- tudes and poetic pablum - a woman not shadow and wears "boots all summer just out on a limb, but floating about long". And if "Gate and Garden" looks three feet above the trees. Stevie's a bit wispy and incoherent on the lyric second solo album The Wild Heart should sheet, it doesn't sound that way. Nicks help to change her image. The previous teams up with Tom Petty again on "I album Bella Donna with its doves and Will Run to You", and as with "Stop highwaymen and pretty poison, crammed Dragging My Heart Around" from Bella wispy, ecstatic imagery into every groove Donna, the partnership sparkles with an and lyric. On the new album, the sensi- electric sexiness reminiscent of the bility is still strong, but Nicks has ma- Nicks/Lindsey Buckingham duets in tured as a writer, learning not only subtle- earlier days. ty but how to really let go and rock 'n' The album closes with a lush, string- roll. The potential has always been there, sweetened ballad that brings the listener both in her work with Fleetwood Mac back full circle to the wild heart image of and on the first solo album, but Wild the opening and title cut, but here the Heart turns this talent loose, bringing wildness is hushed, somehow contained. Nicks to the front rank of women singers Entitled "Beauty and the Beast" (ac- on the pop scene. cording to the liner notes, after the film There's a new drive and energy in the by Jean Cocteau) the song is a surpri- voice, a richness and range it hasn't had singly effective tone poem on the contra- before, as it gallops from a soft sexy dictions of love, on being caught be- growl to a Bette Midler like wail and back tween innocence and experience as again, without missing a beat. Even a beauty and beast become shifting mirror song titled "Enchanted" is a knock-em- images of each other. That's what I call dead country rocker, with bright, tight a solo heart-stopper, from Stevie Nicks. harmonies and honky-tonk piano glides -- - , L I , uI * L I, -- I· I_ I· L-- I Rhythm Section Reds by Tony White Last week I went to a sophisticated night club called Images (located on Rte. I'1 Be There 110, south of Huntington) which I re- commend for everyone who knows how to have a good time, and take my word lack of violence on our part. We passed fast and furious, a welcome relief from for it, you will have a good time. . . by Kathy Esseks the age test, paid our $3 cover, and trying to do something intelligent with Speaking of good things, Indeep's album, I know I'll be there" -- a seductive walked into a wall of sound. one's feet while the DJ spins "Sweet named after the smash "Last Night a feminine voice drops the hint via your Reds decorates with balloons, which is Dreams" or "Safety Dance" -- great D.J. Saved My Life", is a major sur- car radio that her club is the only place a nice touch and gives people something songs but hard to bop to. We have prise: not merely an album with no to be if you are anyone worth being. The to do when not attacking each other, given up demanding anything but dance- misses, but one that sums up its parti- major business of one particular new which was most of the time. Plenty of ability from club DJ's -- ideological cular vein in the black/dance/funk/pop wave radio station is to promote the gentlemen had been corralled in by standards are formed to be disappointed, fusion as well as anything Prince, Michael thousands of dance clubs in the metro habit, friends of the ad and were standing but a dance beat can be invigorating even Jackson, George Clinton, or any other New York area. Since the competi- around staring at the bar, the dance floor, while the lyrics make us want to cringe substantial celebrity could possibly come tion to relieve you of your hard earned their shoes, and perhaps a furtive glance and slink away. up with. dollars is so fierce, each commercial is and there at a passing female. Our experience of Reds' taste in happy The key ingredient, I think, is atti- more enticing and suggestive than the here We wandered around a little, looking feet tunes included "Do You Remember tude: nothing here is given insubstantial last. We were bored this weekend and for signs of riot and generally taking in Rock 'n' Roll Radio", "What I Like treatment, so the boy-girl conversations decided to investigate the true iden- the view. A more than adequate dance About You", "Goody Two Shoes", sound no less momentous than they were tities of the clubs behind the adver- down the left side of the place "Buffalo Gals" as well as the manda- in, say, "Lysistrata". Alluded to in tisements. The voice announcing "I floor all provided plenty of room for dancing. tory "White Wedding" and "Beat It". "Lipstick Politics" - "if women stopped know I'llbe there" was too promising Continuous, marginally exciting videos, Especially well received by us was Mo- loving, the world would stop.. and you to pass up -- especially when the rest of interspersed with annoying cuts from the tello's "Jet Boy Jet Girl" wherein the know it would, boy." Other funny ex- the spot explains that where she's de- Wizard of Oz (Dorothy Go Home) and male vocal sings "Jet Boy. ..Gonna take plicit gems: "Buffalo Bill", the best finitely going to be is at Man Attack Flashdance vied with the balloons and you round the world/Gonna make you single, though radio might have to bleep Night at Reds in Levittown. She's lights for attention. The bar ran down like a girl". We thought that this song most of it, "Love is Like a Gun", in the right about checking out the club, but the right side so you wouldn't miss it was rather daring of the DJ, considering you-cheated-you-lied category; and a not for the reasons she infers. and possibly spend your money some- that most of the men in attendance were Skyy-like "Slow Down". Despite what you might think, Man sweet, where else, and in between were lots alone and looking just a touch lonely and Greg Kihn Band's "Love Never Attack Night is merely men's night - The of unattached young men, gathered in might feel a bit threatened by the song. remixed by John Luongo; free admission for males over nineteen Fails" has been small groups working out tactical plans We thought it wasn't such a bad idea but bottom makes for who tacitly promise to buy seven or the midtempo, tugging for the evening, refrained from telling this to a few of the some good slow-motion breaks on the eight drinks during their stay. "Guys, you won't know what hit you," the We were slightly worried that if we more desolate-looking characters, al- dub side. stood around with nothing to do, the though we were sorely tempted. We The Fifth Dimension (who possibly commercial promises, and we had to see what was going to happen, perhaps a management would come up and insist thought we might be asked to leave exemplify the term) are back with a that we attack some men, so we made before we were quite finished dancing. remake of Diana Ross' "Surrender", frantic hormonal free-for-all or total fantasy fulfillment for all the men. In our way to the middle of the dance floor. So we smiled instead. gently rhythmic, with stops and special While scuffing up our newly polished Things began winding down about two effects provided by Sergio Munzibai search of the truth, we braved the amused insinuations of our friends and relations, shoes we noticed that most of the women without any blatant display of man at- (WBLS) and John Morales' (WKTU) were dancing with guys that they'd pro- tacking, but the parking lot was glass free, mix. polished out dancing shoes, and ventured out to Reds. bably arrived with, so that all the subtle and the drinks were relatively inexpen- Lenny White's "Didn't Know About dancers While the bouncers were checking our inferences of a late mating season were sive as these things go, and all the Love" is a lovely ballad with a beat, looked completely happy and con- height and wrinkles against the info on slightly misleading. had mixed by David Todd and Nick Marti- another our license we had a moment of doubt as The dancing however was terrific, tent with the evening. There's nelli (Garage). That is to say that it was fast and ag- Man Attack Night next Sunday, so you're Finally, Phyllis Hyman's "Riding the to whether we were obligated to attack with radio gressive. Every club has its own DJ's free to check it out for yourself, espe- Tiger" is an unusual combination of mel- various males in accordance feel particularly and, therefore, a semi-unique musical cially if you like to dance in a place with low vocals and tough funk rhythm, pro- advertising. We didn't that the night style, if you don ' push the definition a low meat market atmosphere quo- duced by Narada Michael Walden; he aggressive, but decided would not be noticeably affected by any too far. Rtds, at least on Sunday, was tient. And those balloons. brings in his kalimba on the break, as on his own recent single "Reach Out". a S1

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by Bob Goldsmith MADONNA Burnin Up (Sire) Snappy and smooth with a vocal Rocker s Single melody I can't believe no one ever thought of before. I must admit I'm Revenge not yet sick of hot dance songs of the Week which feature nice midwestern girls ELVIS COSTELLO Everyday I t ee ei. w: begging to take it up the ass. Write the Book (Radar) Nobody Pete Shelley (Millions of People) * "~ can milk a metaphor like E'C' "You No One Like You (Genetic) The ex- were up to your old- tricks in chap- Buzzcock is almost in a class by :i6 YAZ Nobody's Diary/ State Farm ters four, five and six" or "In a per- himself these days. Few are those (Sire) A shade too reminiscent of fect world where everything is who can so skillfully combine so- their first single but pleasant and equal/... Fd be working on the se- phisticated electronics, rock and harmless anyway. "Nobody" is an quel". Took longer to sink in than rollish power and intelligent lyrics even more immediate electro ballad any of the other 9000 Costello around an attractive pop song. This than "Only You" and "State songs Ive liked but that just means is a real song, a million changes Clubland Farm" is a more watery, slightly he's found another method of with all the Shelley trademarks: forced "Situation". attack. If you're keeping track, this HEAVEN 17 We Live So Fast/ controlled synths, pent up energy is more in the "New Amsterdam" Temptation (Arista) A smart 12" and desperation in the singing. Pos- line than in the "Party Party" or buy. The only two decent songs on PETER GABRIEL. I Go Swimming sibly, Shelley's boyish voice may "you Little Fool" directions but the dreary second album. "We (Geffen) The only new song from a turn you away at first but it's well probably that's no indicator of the Live" is what the boys do best- ur- double live set. Good, clean sound worth getting used to. forthcomine LP. gent, hooky electro-funk though and catchy enough but kind of this one sounds almost too fast for stolid and pointless. Better than his dancing. "Temptation" is nice but usual brand of synth doodlings, kind of aimless and the sweet Stevie heavy pop and herky-jerky triba- Who Says Wonder session singer makes Glenn lisms. I know he's a solid citizen- Gregory sound as flat as he really is. refs soccer, likes the Jam and sup- They should dump her and follow ports 3rd World music before he Clothes Horses the example of their previous part- pillages it. I don't even hold his foi- ners in the Major League: rope in sting Genesis off on the world two lady crooners in clinging cock- aaginst him. I just wish he'd stop Make Wooden tail dresses. That will ell America. making records. Records

Wide Boy Awake Slang Teacher (RCA) Making black/white, disco/ rock, urban contemporary/new mu- (IRS) sic whatever you call 'em crossover R.E.M. Radio Free Europe pop-rock. hits is an exact science. This has its Unadorned but insidious molecules mixed in the right mo-- Like northern cousins the Bongos, is er- tion: attention grabbing drum ma- R.E.M. crafts solid popsicles, chine, a smattering of funk-bass and ratic live and likely headed nowhere the necessary swooping synth cover. Not to mention the words of wisdom, 'Creature's a feature/ crea- Winner ture's a feature/ He's gonna eatcha/ slang teacher, slang teacher.' Take A II

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