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i.hate.bronies Status i.hate.bronies Status i.hate.bronies Status i.hate.bronies Status ________ for the fi rst time? Welcome to ________ is a ________ is ________ is the herd! changeling! Best Pony Worst Pony You are now a brony. Changelings to do like to Congratulations. It is important to settle this Your Favorite Pony is Worst impersonate ponies. matter because reasons. Pony Each player passes 1 card of their choice to the player to the left. i.hate.bronies Status i.hate.bronies Status i.hate.bronies Status i.hate.bronies Status ask________.tumblr. All hail Princess ________.MOV com ________? ________! Max Gilardi, a.k.a. In-character Tumblr “ask” You are an alicorn, and HotDiggedyDemon, did a Are you crazy?! blogs are a thing, especially therefore a princess because series of weird-ass MLP for ponies. “Oatmeal? Are you crazy?!” reasons. animations with .MOV in the —Pinkie Pie Players can combine two Every player gets an extra title. Comment Cards into one Like for free! answer if they want. i.hate.bronies Status i.hate.bronies Status i.hate.bronies Status i.hate.bronies Status Daring Do and Haha! ________ has the Quest for the Dear Princess Celestia, been doubled! I’m not whining, ________ Today I tried ________. “Haha! The fun has been I’m ________! Daring Do is Rainbow Dash’s It’s important to write letters doubled!” -Princess Luna Rarity has turned whining into favorite book series, basically to Princess Celestia about the Each player must read their an art form. a pegasus version of Indiana Magic of Friendship. cards in their best ROYAL Jones. CANTERLOT VOICE. i.hate.bronies Status i.hate.bronies Status i.hate.bronies Status i.hate.bronies Status Okay, so what do YOU think Twilight Sparkle, the we should name him? Tyrant that she is, next phase of your In this fanfi c Princess Celestia training requires ________ comes to issued an edict ________. Equestria. requiring ________. Twilight’s training under I don’t even want to know. “Tyrant Celestia” is a fandom Princess Celestia gets weird meme thing. sometimes. i.hate.bronies Status i.hate.bronies Status i.hate.bronies Status i.hate.bronies Status What got you exiled What did you ponify What is Spike What are you doing now? to the moon? doing after Twilight to help with Winter Fans have made pony versions of Princess Luna had to become Sparkle goes to Wrap-Up? just about any character imaginable, Nightmare Moon and sleep? In Ponyville they change the and then some. threaten eternal night. Twilight’s dragon sidekick has seasons manually. And you’d This round each player awards Each player gives their 2 likes to the one player whose been known to do some odd better help. current hand to the player Comment they liked best. stuff. to their left. i.hate.bronies Status i.hate.bronies Status i.hate.bronies Status i.hate.bronies Status What’s your Cutie What’s your My Little Pony, Mark? Element of I used to wonder what Ponies acquire a magical Harmony? ________ could be Until you all shared My Little Pony Theme Song 1 mark that shows who they The Mane Six wield the ________ with me really are. Elements of Harmony to deus Optional: Round out your game My Little Pony Theme Song 2 by playing through the 8 Theme Each player draws 2 ex machina their way out of Song cards. Preferably by singing Comment Cards. big problems. them. i.hate.bronies Status i.hate.bronies Status i.hate.bronies Status i.hate.bronies Status Big adventure, ________, Sharing ________! And ________ makes tons of ________ faithful and strong It’s an easy feat it all complete My Little Pony Theme Song 3 My Little Pony Theme Song 4 My Little Pony Theme Song 5 My Little Pony Theme Song 6 i.hate.bronies Status i.hate.bronies Status You have my little Do you know you’re ________ all ________? My Little Pony Theme Song 7 My Little Pony Theme Song 8 i.hate.bronies Comment i.hate.bronies Comment i.hate.bronies Comment i.hate.bronies Comment A Conservative A Broken Pinkie Brony Promise It’s hard out there for a A Double Rainboom Stick a cupcake in my eye! A Coltculddler conservative brony. Like a Sonic Rainboom, but Another player of your n. Male homosexual equine. Pick another player; they doubled. Also a fan animation. choice must discard their have to discard their entire hand. hand and draw a new one. i.hate.bronies Comment i.hate.bronies Comment i.hate.bronies Comment i.hate.bronies Comment A Sad Hoof-Job Like a handjob, from a A Party Cannon cartoon horse, because I what A Fillyfooler A Horny Stallion If you need a party on short nooooo. n. Lesbian. You just had to go there. notice, Pinkie Pie has one Another player of your loaded into a cannon. choice must show you their hand. Pick 2 cards for them to discard. i.hate.bronies Comment i.hate.bronies Comment i.hate.bronies Comment i.hate.bronies Comment A Spicy Rainbow A Sonic Rainboom A Wet Mane An Alicorn In Cloudsdale they make Rainbow Dash’s signature This was a thing in MLP A winged unicorn princess rainbows, which taste spicy flying move. fandom. magic sparkle stuff. for some reason. i.hate.bronies Comment i.hate.bronies Comment i.hate.bronies Comment i.hate.bronies Comment Applebucking Banishing Your Kicking apple trees to make Applejack Assaulting Him Sister to the Moon the apples fall down. What With Cake were you thinking it was? The country-fied apple-grower What Princess Celestia was earth pony of the Mane Six. Assault and BATTER-Y?! forced (?) to do to her sister Each player must discard a Luna. card. i.hate.bronies Comment i.hate.bronies Comment i.hate.bronies Comment i.hate.bronies Comment Being Twilightlicious Bronies Cadence’s Baby Button Mash Tara Strong is insane on They never shut up about My Bump Twitter. Little Pony. Fan-made character obsessed She and Shining Armor are Trade hands with another Draw 3 Comment Cards, with video games. married after all… player of your choice. then discard 3 cards. i.hate.bronies Comment i.hate.bronies Comment i.hate.bronies Comment i.hate.bronies Comment Chocolate Rain Creamy, Creamy Crotchboobs Chaos comes with Clop Frosting Real horses have nipples near CHOCOLATE RAIN you guys! Pony Porn. Please stop. One of Pinkie Pie’s favorite the crotch. Some bronies took Discard 3 cards. things. notice of this. i.hate.bronies Comment i.hate.bronies Comment i.hate.bronies Comment i.hate.bronies Comment Discord Epic Wife Tossing Cupcakes Dat Flank A creature of chaos, voiced by The scene when Shining One of Pinkie Pie’s favorite John de Lancie. Armor hurled Cadence to deal Just a reminder, you’re looking things in the universe. Also a with King Sombra. at a cartoon horse. Look at another player’s horrifying MLP fanfic. hand and take 1 card of Trade hands with another your choice. player of your choice. i.hate.bronies Comment i.hate.bronies Comment i.hate.bronies Comment i.hate.bronies Comment Exchanging Feeding the Brohoofs Equestria Girls Parasprites Flutterguy Traditional brony greeting. The movie with humanized Parasprites are cute winged When Fluttershy gets a deep ponies made to sell toys. All players who brohoof get things that devour everything male voice. to draw an extra Comment in sight. Also bronyspeak for Card. “trolls.” i.hate.bronies Comment i.hate.bronies Comment i.hate.bronies Comment i.hate.bronies Comment Fruits Other Than G1 Applejack Fluttershy Apples Getting Your Cutie Applejack dates all the way The shy, animal-loving Applejack is not a fan. Mark back to Generation 1 My pegasus of the Mane Six. A magical mark on your butt. Take 1 card from the top of Little Pony. the discard pile. i.hate.bronies Comment i.hate.bronies Comment i.hate.bronies Comment i.hate.bronies Comment Lauren Faust How Equestria Was The main creator of Lesbian Ponies Hearts and Hooves Made Friendship is Magic. You know, like Octavia and Day “And that’s how Equestria Look at the 5 cards on top Vinyl Scratch, who show it The Equestria version of was made!” of the Comment Cards by… standing together that Valentine’s Day. —Pinkie Pie, after telling how deck. Take one and put the one time. she got her Cutie Mark rest back in any order you like. i.hate.bronies Comment i.hate.bronies Comment i.hate.bronies Comment i.hate.bronies Comment Lyra’s Hole Literal Posts About There was a Lyra plushie Actual Sex With with a hole in the back. Also, My “Big My BBBFF Real Horses a “The Fault at Amigara” Mackintosh” Big Brother Best Friend mashup. Forever, like Twilight Sparkle This is why you do not Bow-chicka-eeeeeyup. visit /mlp/. Well, one of the Take a random card from and Shining Armor. reasons. another player of your choice. i.hate.bronies Comment i.hate.bronies Comment i.hate.bronies Comment i.hate.bronies Comment Pink Princess Pinkie Pride My OC Celestia Pinkie Pie That episode when Pinkie Pie Your Original Character. Is Toy Store Buyer: “Make it pink.” The party-obsessed reality- had to compete against Weird he black with red eyes and Hasbro: “The character in the bending earth pony of the show is white.” Al’s character over who’s the batwings? Mane Six. Toy Store Buyer: “Eh. Make it best party pony.