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And don’t forget to laugh! Here are some beary-funny jokes for you to tell your friends Q: How do you catch a fish without a fishing pole? Q: Why was the little bear so spoiled? A: With your BEAR hands. A: Because its mother panda’d to its every whim! Q: Why did God make only one Yogi Bear? Q: Why do pandas like old movies? A: Because when he tried to make a second one he A: Because they’re in black and white. made a Boo-Boo Q: What did the teddy bear say after dinner? Q: Why do polar bears like bald men? A: I’m stuffed. A: Because they have a great, white, bear place! Q: Why did the bear cross the road? Q: What is a bear’s favourite drink? A: It was the chicken’s day off! A: Koka-Koala! Q: Why do bears have fur coats? Q: What do you call a wet bear? A: Because they’d look stupid in anoraks! A: A drizzly bear Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear? Q: Why don’t bears like fast food? A: Winnie the Pew! A: Because they can’t catch it! Q: What is as big as a bear but weighs nothing? Q: Why did the sloth get fired from his job? A: Its shadow! A: He would only do the BEAR minimum. Q: What do you call a grizzly bear in a phone booth? Q: What does Pooh Bear eat at parties? A: Stuck! A: Blue bear-y pie. Q: What kind of car does Yogi bear drive? Q: What do polar bears have for lunch? A: A Furrari. A: Ice burger! Q: How do you hire a teddy bear? Q: Why shouldn’t you take a bear to the zoo? A: Put him on stilts! A: Because they’d rather go to the cinema! Q: What time is it when a bear sits on your bed? Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A: Time to get a new bed! A: A gummy bear! Q: What do you call a bear with a hole in his middle? Q: What do you call a freezing bear? A: A polo bear! A: A brrrrrrr. Q: How do you start a teddy bear race? Why not send us in your bear jokes? Email them to A: Ready, teddy, GO! [email protected].

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