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UPTE Wins Back Pay Ruling; UC to Contest By Suzanne G arner Because the University un­ Staff Writer______veiled a systemwide salary in­ crease for non-unionized staff at the same time UPTE was form­ The UC announced last week ing, conflict arose over whether it will follow a state agency’s the raise would apply to the mandate to pay back wages to newly represented employees. roughly 4,000 staff members rep­ “The University withheld mo­ resented by a systemwide labor ney, saying it would have to be union, but will also appeal the bargained for,” said Cody- group’s ruling. Valdez, an administrative anal­ The Union of Professional yst in the College of Letters and and Technical Employees sub­ Science. mitted a complaint in March UPTE represents about 175 1995 to the California Public campus employees, including Employment Relations Board, such positions as laboratory claiming the University failed to technicians, photographers and pay raises workers believe it computer resource specialists, promised to implement in Oc­ according to Cody-Valdez. tober 1994. Technical and professional The raise amounts to a 2.2 employees planned to vote on percent cost-of-living adjust­ whether to unionize in Novem­ ment, eligibility for cash incen­ ber 1994. But the UC Office of m mm « m ^ ALAN JACOBY/Daily Nexus tive awards and as much as a 7.5 the President said in August Looking for Love? percent raise based on merit, ac­ 1994 that the systemwide raise cording to UPTE campus presi­ Meet this hairy primate and his friends with your “prime-mate’ for some Valentine’s Day monk­ dent Martha Cody-Valdez. See PAYMENT, p.4 eying around at the Santa Barbara Zoological Gardens this week. See related story, p.3. Mobil Misjudged Opposition to Clearview Academic Workers Push for

By Michael BaU to oil reserves to warrant a long-term commitment, Stiff Writer according to area manager Terry Laudick. UCSB Collective Bargaining Economics aside, Mobil’s ability to obtain a new site was limited by an apparent underestimation of By Yier Shi employment benefits. It’s fragile While Mobil Oil Corp. officials cited economic potential opposition to Clearview since the com­ Stiff Writer right now given the [campus’] factors as their primary reason for pulling the plug pany first introduced the project in 1993. budget constraints,” Stemmle on the Clearview Project last week, what likely Mobil dubbed the project Clearview because Said. doomed the controversial development was a se­ they offered to dismantle their offshore rig Plat­ A bid by student employees UCSB currently adheres to a ries of miscalculations — overestimations of the form Holly, deemed an eyesore off the Isla Vista for union recognition may hinge systemwide policy that does not coast and a potential spill risk, in exchange for the on the outcome of efforts by un­ recognize student employee un­ News Analysis new development. Company officials hoped envir­ ions on other campuses to win ions, according to David Gon­ onmentalists would thus embrace the project. collective representation. zales, campus Personnel Ser­ plan’s environmentalist support, fiscal benefits But the environmental community quickly Since its certification in fall vices manager of labor relations and possibility of acquiring a feasible site. jumped on Clearview, criticizing its proximity to 1994, this campus’ chapterof the and employment. But this policy Mobil’s original proposal called for construc­ faculty and student housing, an elementary school Associated Student Employees/ may be modified if another UC tion of a 175-foot land-based tower to tap offshore and day care facilities. Opponents cited the possi­ United Auto Workers Union has campus union successfully at­ oil using slant-drilling technology. The preferred bility of hydrogen sulfide poisoning while attack­ sought to collectively represent tains a change, he said. Clearview site was on land leased from the univer­ ing Mobil’s safety record. more than 1,100 teaching assis­ The UCLA ASE/UAW chap­ sity for Mobil’s Ellwood Marine Terminal. “It may have been that they underestimated the tants, readers, research assis­ ter is pursuing a judicial process Chancellor Henry T. Yang’s June 1995 decision unified Academic Senate opposition, the unified tants, tutors and graduate stu­ that will determine in the next not to grant a necessary lease adjustment forced [Associated Students] opposition ... and the uni- dents, according to Jay Stemmle, few months whether it will have Mobil to consider several alternate sites, none of ASE/UAW staff organizer. which provided the company with enough access See MOBIL, p.8 “We are trying to gain better See TAs, p.5 I.V. Store Seeks Alcohol Permit Despite Five Formal Complaints

By Peter Sansom around everyone is selling al­ Stiff Writer______cohol, so people are going to buy it anyways.” But Lee Johnson, I.V. A local business’ attempt to Market owner, said the current obtain a liquor license is receiv­ number of local liquor stores is ing opposition from merchants already enough to stretch the and concerned community ABC’s ability to monitor members. underage drinkers. Isla Vista General Store “The ABC has a hard time al­ owner Punam Prajapati ap­ ready keeping tabs on minors plied for a license to sell beer that buy alcohol,” he said. and wine, but other store own­ Six-Pak Shop owner Ri­ ers have filed complaints with chard Eum cited similar rea­ the state Alcoholic Beverage sons for opposing Prajapati’s Control Dept, to stop the license request. request. “Actually, I prefer not to Prajapati said he believes have it because I am a business­ other merchants don’t want man and there are already him to have a license because many liquor licenses,” he said. they don’t want more “Overall, there are just too competition. J.B. ANDERSON/ttaily Nun many in this town.” “It should not be a big prob­ An ABC license hearing was I.V. General Store owner Punam Prajapati is facing opposition from local businesses to his re­ lem, you should be able to sell quest for a license to sell alcoholic beverages. what you want,” he said. “All See LIQUOR, p.4 HEADLINERS Daily Nexus Editor in Chief I Suzanne Gamer News Editor I Jeff Brax Layout/Design Editor I Susan Burkhart Dole, Buchanan Emerge GOP Winners Campus Editor I Tim Molloy Asst. Campus Editors [ Michiko Takeda, Amy Winter DES MOINES, Iowa that Dole’s win was hardly Keyes got 7 percent, a re­ state where he got 37 per­ County Editor I Michael Ball (AP) — Sen. Bob Dole convincing, noting that he markable showing given cent to spark his 1992 Features Editor I Colleen Valles - primary run against Presi­ Opinions Editors I Matt Nelson, Nick Robertson scored a shaky victory in ran 10 points behind his his shoestring budget. In-, Sports Editor I Michael C a d li Iowa’s Republican pres­ 1988 showing here. But diana Sen. Dick Lugar had dent Bush. But Dole Asst. Sports Editors | Curtis Kaiser, Alex Nugent, Brian idential caucuses Monday Dole said his was hardly a 4 percent and plain- vowed not to stumble Berger weak showing, telling a spoken businessman there this time as he did af­ Artsweek Editor I Noah Blumberg night as Pat Buchanan Asst. Artsweek Editor I Eric Steuer emerged from the GOP victory rally, “We with­ Morry Taylor 1 percent. ter Iowa got him off to a Photo Editor I Dan Thbodeau field to ready a conserva­ stood a barrage of millions News organizations winning start in 1988. Illustrations Editor I Ryan AHoon tive challenge in next and millions and millions projected Dole’s victory as Alexander said the re­ AP Wire Editor j Allison Landa the caucuses began, based sults proved Dole a fragile Senior Copy Editors 1 James Lissner, Tony luu w e ek ’s p iv o ta l New of dollars of negative ad­ Copy Editor I Brian Ng Hampshire primary. vertising and came out on on surveys of participants front-runner, and while Copy Readers I Ruel Gaviola, Chris Koch, Sarah Park Former Tennessee Gov. top.” as they arrived at their congratulating Buchanan, Lamar Alexander ran a With 97 percent of the precincts. he said the former White Account Executives I Bryan Bums, Pia Chatterjee, House adviser’s protec­ Jennifer Egan, Ginny Shannon, solid third and hoped that Matt Slatoff would be enough to give We withstood, a barrage of tionist trade views were his cash-poor campaign a millions... of dollars of nega­ “dead wrong.” He said Production a A. Blinken, Kyra Goldsmith, Bridgitte fresh start for the five- Iowa had winnowed the McDaniel, David Sant, Jen Tarvin week blitz of primaries tive advertising and came out GOP contest to a three- likely to settle the nomina­ on top. man battle, as if Forbes did tion fight. not exist, and that he was You*re Getting Sleepy... All the candidates Bob Dole the candidate with the best vowed to press on, but presidential candidate shot of beating Clinton. Iowa’s results were sober­ Senate majority leader ‘Thank you, Iowa, on to ing to publishing heir New Hampshire — let the Steve Forbes, who was a vote counted, Dole had 26 Buchanan called his future begin!” Alexander distant fourth, and may percent, to 23 percent for showing “a victory for a said. Editorial Policy: have dealt a fatal blow to Buchanan. Alexander had new idea in the Republi­ Forbes insisted fourth Texas Sen. 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Box 13402, The blast did leave a fort, originally set for mid­ yards tall and 40 yards over time, gradually lost Santa Barbara, CA 93107. hollowed-out spot at the day Monday, was delayed wide, and officials believe hope that her friend had Printed by Sun Printing Co. boulder’s base, but it also until later in the day as en­ it weighs about 50,000 survived. Fog-Related Crash Causes Facial Surgery Gives Young W e a C h e n

at Least 11 Deaths in Italy Girl Reason for Happiness Geez, it was feeling positively tropical for a while there. ROME (AP) — Notori­ a spokesperson for the LOS ANGELES (AP) Chelsey’s leg and trans­ ously fast drivers and sud­ Automobile Club of Italy — She still can’t frown, planted them to one side OK, with each new “advancement” in com­ den fog: It’s a recipe for in Rome. “It’s one of our pout or smile. But this Val­ of her face. She will munications technology the pace at we are bom­ disaster on Italian worst killers.” entine’s Day, there’s a undergo surgery on the barded with infotainment increasingly over­ highways. Signs warning of fog faint trace of happiness on other side in April at whelms our conscious minds’ ability to process In the latest epic pile- danger are common and the face of the girl with the Kaiser Permanente Medi­ it. This places the majority of our relations with up, at least 11 people were special reflectors line grumpy look. cal Center. the outside world in the realm of our non- killed Monday when 300 roads in many fog-prone “The corner of her conscious minds — that irrational desire- areas. But they mean no­ “It was scary,” Ms. Tho­ factoiy in the sky ruled by The Id (what Sig­ thing unless drivers heed mas said of December’s mund “his ideas are largely discredited by psy­ recommendations to slow surgery, which was per­ chologists but embraced by lit majors” Freud down when fog is likely. formed with a great deal of called the baser instincts — not what the The speed limit of 80 uncertainty about the re­ bouncer asks for at the door). mph is widely ignored and sults. “I was so excited This might go a long way towards explaining sporadically enforced. when the comer of her things: junior high school’s emotional hold on The site of Monday’s mouth started to move.” so-called adults, why our dreams are so much cars smashed in a chain crash — the A-4 highway mouth is moving up. It’s not quite a smile there, but more exciting than reality, why people like to reaction that left twisted —was a graveyard of man­ Moebius syndrome has gled metal, charred hulks it’s starting to pull up,” her see property damage as long as it’s someone metal and gasoline-fed been difficult for Chelsey else’s property and why Pat “Culture War” Bu­ and shattered glass. Some mother Lori Thomas said flames across a main high­ because people think she’s chanan is going to upset me in the race for the way in northern Italy. vehicles were crushed like Monday. unfriendly, her mom said. GOP nomination. While Dole ostensibly won Hundreds of people were accordions. Jackknifed The comers of 7-year- hurt, some seriously. tractor trailers were old Chelsey Thomas’ in Iowa (which has natural importance as the The rush-hour carnage wedged together from the mouth sag because she “The response has been nation’s 97% white hog farming capital), the fu­ was one of the bloodiest force of the crash, and cars was bom without a nerve wonderful,” said Mrs. ture is much brighter for the man who wants to episodes in Italy’s history were perched on that transmits commands Thomas. “A lot of adults build a wall across the Mexican border. Why? of fog-related highway dis­ guardrails. to facial muscles. The con­ with Moebius syndrome Ask your Id. If you do have a two-way connec­ asters —most occurring in The highway, the main dition, called Moebius called up crying. They tion, that is. thought they were the only winter when fog banks roll route between Milan and syndrome, afflicts about Then again, if you are in control of your facul­ 1,000 Americans. ones with this.” in thick and quickly. Trieste, cuts through roll­ ties, you can still vote for me. During eight hours of “Italians tend to drive ing hills near Soave, a Less clouds today, but the same amniotic delicate surgery on Dec. The surgeries on both fast and should be aware wine-producing area 12 warmth. High: 74. Lo: 54. of the extreme danger of miles east of Verona, 15, doctors removed sides of Chelsey’s mouth fog,”, shid Roherto'Mraeti; . where the crash occurred. jqu^çle and t nerve from .totaled to.$70,000.- - - • Daily Nexus Tuesday, February 13,1996 3 Monkey Business Promoted at Zoo / highlight all the animals, By Dan Nazzareta — U------but especially the pri­ Staff Writer______I hope it will en­ mates. The zoo contains courage people to many endangered species, If you’re stiU looking for come and enjoy it such as the black-and- a way to show the love with their ‘prime- white lemur, ring-tailed le­ monkey in your life how mate’! mur and the spotted­ much you adore them this nosed guenon, according Valentine’s Day, the Santa Tanya Newbum to Newbum. Barbara Zoological Gar­ marketing and public The notion of spending dens is sponsoring Pri­ relations coordinator the Day of Love looking at mate Appreciation Day. Santa Barbara Zoo­ animals struck some stu­ The weeklong event logical Gardens dents as odd. provides an alternative to “Maybe I’d go, I’ve the traditional dinner------9 9 — never been to the zoo here. and-movie date and a “Since it is on a Wed­ It’s not a typical date chance to view the many nesday this year, there may thing,” said Ty Shalley, a exciting animal exhibits, be fewer in attendance be­ senior geography major. according to Tanya New- cause of work or school,” “But zoos are strange bum, zoo marketing and Newbum said. “It was places. Things in cages public relations created basically because look unattractive coordinator. we wanted to celebrate somehow.” Created three years ago Valentine’s Day at the Undeclared freshman This is what you look for in a Discover how our innovations in to educate visitors and zoo.” Danielle Hammack be­ give people an inexpensive “I hope it will encour­ lieves it could be fun, career. The chance to work with open PC-based voice processing Valentine’s Day, the zoo age people to come and however. sophisticated technologies. A systems and interactive multime­ hopes this year’s celebra­ enjoy it with their ‘prime-, “I think it would be re- take-it-to-the-edge environment. dia are driving the industry forward tion will draw crowds as mate’!” she added. large as years past. The day is designed to See MONKEY, p.9 One of the best compensation in exciting directions. And what and benefits packages in the our impressive annual growth rate industry. Prime locations on the of 30% can mean for your career. Wild Kingdom Visits Campus Today west co a st... all with the hottest p.m., according to Danya Maze, CAL- Look in Thursday’s paper for By Mia Sulpor company in the hottest field PIRG co-coordinator. more information. If you are Reporter______today: Dialogic Corporation’s Zoo to You, a San Luis Obispo non­ unable to arrange an on-campus profit organization that rescues aban­ Spectron operations right here in interview, visit our Web Site at Monkeys, birds, iguanas and even doned animals, will present an exhibition Santa Barbara. kinkajous will make Storke Plaza more replete with such exotic animals as a http://www.dialogic.com for like Dr. Doolittle’s house today, to re­ spider monkey and a tiger from 12 to 1 How can you get there from here? more information about Spectron mind students of the sensitive borders se­ p.m. The organization hopes to teach stu­ Start at the top. Sign up at the and all employment opportunities parating animal and human homes. dents about the struggle of rare species All Species Day will highlight the im­ and what can be done to help them, ac­ Career Counseling Center to at Dialogic Corporation. Or pact humans have on plant and animal cording to Sarah Maibeiger, CALPIRG meet with us on February 16. send your resume to: Spectron co-coordinator. habitats to increase student awareness of Then you’ll find out how endangered species, according to Jimmy Associated Students Environmental Microsystems, ATTN: Prabhu, who is helping organize the event Affairs Board and Wildlife Care Net­ you can apply your educa­ Univ. Relations, 315 as co-coordinator of the campus Califor­ works will offer brochures, videos and a tion in computer science Bollay Drive, Santa nia Public Interest Research Group. mock graveyard emphasizing the impor­ or a related field to join Barbara, CA 93117. “Man and nature must learn to live tance of all animals and plants. together,” Prabhu said. “If we lose these CALPIRG will focus on informing stu­ the recognized leader in An equal opportunity animals, we lose a part of ourselves.” dents about the Endangered Species Act computer telephony (CT). employer. 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amount back to October interested in changing the PAYMENT 1994 in accordance with decision to protect its im­ the order, he said. age than in winning back Continued from p.l ‘The judge ruled that the money. for non-unionized staff that was the incorrect pos­ “They don’t want it to would not automatically ition to take,” he said. stay unchallenged in the apply to them if they voted “Since they were techni­ record that they commit­ for union representation, cally not certified ... we ted wage fraud,” she said. according to David Gon­ should have p asse d The University said its zales, campus Personnel through those salaries.” position on UPTE’s salary Services manager of labor The University does not adjustments was not an at­ relations and know how much money tempt to derail unioniza­ employment. will be doled out since it is tion plans. Cody-Valdez believes currently determining “This is not at all a per­ the University’s position what each employee is sonal issue, this is busi­ SANTA BARBARA COUNTY was an attempt to discour­ due, Gonzales added. ness,” Gonzales said. age unionizing. UCOP has yet to an­ UPTE members were re­ AUDITOR-CONTROLLER “In our opinion, they nounce whether it will ob­ luctant to comment about were trying to urge a vote ject to the payments in its University relations with ACCOUNTANT - AUDITOR I against representation,” appeal, Gonzales said. the union, but Parking she said. “I don’t know what is Supervisor Darwin Holier (Starting Salary $32,900*) The pay adjustment also going to be in the appeal,” said he felt union rep­ did not apply to other un­ he said. “They instructed resentation was a benefi­ The Santa Barbara County Auditor-Controller’s office is looking for a few ions, which negotiated the campuses to go ahead cial resource in dealing good entry level accountants to work in its Internal Audit division. You will their own contracts, she with the payments ... but with the UC. added. I’m sure if there is an ap­ “Because of where I learn how government operates while performing financial and operational Gonzales said the Uni­ peal, the payments would work, I need to be careful audits in an environment that fosters creativity, challenges you to excel, and versity believes it gave fair have to be a significant what I say,” he said. “I ad­ enables you to make a difference. warning that UPTE would issue.” mire all die work Martha need to go through the While the UC could has done in contract nego­ Successful candidates will have a four year degree in accounting, finance, or same contract negotia­ eventually push to reclaim tiations and with the sal­ management information systems, or equivalent education. Candidates tions as other unions. But the back payments, Cody- ary adjustments. I have al­ should also have the ability to learn quickly, think originally, and solve the UC will still pay the full Valdez believes it is more ways been pro-union.” complex problems with little direction, and should have good communication because they are not in an said she attended the and computer skills. area zoned for residential meeting to curb alcohol LIQUOR use. sales and their effect on Your work experience in our Internal Audit division will qualify you for the “It looked like the bulk students. CPA experience requirement. We cover 75% of the cost of CPA exam Continued from p.l of the opposition was “I am opposing it be­ review courses and provide time off for the exam. held Friday and five formal based on die proximity to cause I.V. is 74 percent complaints were filed by the residents and they students and a high per­ We will be interviewing on campus February 29 and March 1. We invite you I.V. business owners, ac­ thought there were too centage of those students to meet with us then or send a resume to: cording to Stephen Pen- many stores that sold beer are under 21,” she said. ner, Prajapati’s attorney. and wine,” he said. “The “We see lots of students in Santa Barbara County Auditor-Controller Opponents claimed the individuals that opposed trouble for losing their Internal Audit Division store is illegally located the store were virtually all licenses because of within 100 feet of resi­ P.O. Box 0039 competitors.” drinking.” dences, but Penner said But Norma Geyer, a Santa Barbara, CA 93102-0039 the apartments are illegal local property manager, See LIQUOR, p.5 The County of Santa Barbara is an Affirmative Action employer. * Includes additional cash benefit allowance. Just the Fact$* *“ 66% of UCSB students reported never having this^act'"2 driven under the influence in the last year. Source: 1993 Core Survey Co-Sponsored b y : Associated Students, Student Healtb Service, and SDtR (StudentsTeadiing Alcohot/othev drag Responsibility)

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i More Info 893-0640 3 ^UNIVERSITY-OWNED APARTMENTS^UNIVERSITY-OWNED APARTMENTS|gUNIVERSITY-OWNED APARTMENTS^UNIVERSITY-OWNED APARTMENT! Daily Nexus Tuesday, February 13,19$6 5 unteer union activist. sion, the union is stepping eral public are not aware ‘The UCLA chapter of up its organizational ef­ of,” Stemmle said. “We the union is also doing ex­ forts in preparation of per­ want actual statistics to TAs actly what we are trying to haps winning collective show it on a more broad Continued from p.l accomplish,” he said. baigaining powers. level.” collective bargaining UC Berkeley has al­ “We’re building an in­ The trend for student power, according to ready recognized collec­ frastructure to work with,” union activism is also an J a m a i c a Gonzales. tive baigaining powers for Coe said. “We’re looking ongoing effort nation­ “I think everyone wants student tutors and readers, for representatives now wide, according to on Sale for to see the decision from Coe added. But he said from each department in Stemmle. the UCLA case,” he said. ASE/UAW wants every­ elected offices.” The ASE/UAW staged a “The UCLA case will give one, including T.A.s and In early March, the un­ teach-in Jan. 24 to support Spring Break!! us an indication on how R.A.s, involved in collec­ ion will circulate an exten­ the Graduate Employee Examples Only— Call for More! we will deal with the tive baigaining. sive survey to all eligible and Student Organization Each includes 7 nights hotel issue.” “It took them a lot of ef­ members to get a better o f Yale University, UCLA’s call for recogni­ fort to accomplish what grasp of campus concerns, Stemmle said. Yale stu­ and roundtrip airl tion closely resembles a little they did,” Coe said. according to Stemmle. dents refused to turn in IMegril...... $499 petition for union recogni­ “We’ve got a long way to “We want to show an grades last month in pro­ tion from this campus’ go to try to convince the aspect of student test of the campus’ refusal M o n te g o ...... $599 branch of ASE/UAW, ac­ school of our goals.” academic employee condi- to recognize a student cording to Ted Coe, a vol- As it waits for a deci- tion that the campus gen- workers union. Runaway Bay $749** number of establishments ments about the number of A final decision regard­ **This one includes all meals, drinks, selling alcohol and con­ liquor stores in the area. ing the license will be water sports and more! LIQUOR sumption, which then “I think there is an made in about a month, leads to more drinking- adequate amount,” she according to Penner. Continued from p.4 related problems, accord­ said. “We are doing fine In addition to often put­ ing to Jason Robertson, with what we have.” The General Store is ting students in legal trou­ special-projects coordina­ Pablo Nichols, a sopho­ one of the few businesses I ON CAMPUS-UCSB ble, alcohol consumption tor of Student Health Ser­ more histoiy of public pol­ in I.V. that has full accom­ 2211 UCen + M -F 9-5 * 968-5151 also leads to expensive vices Alcohol and Other icy major, agreed with modations for the hand­ property damage, accord­ Drugs Program. Wixsom but questioned icapped, a fact which ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★ ing to Geyer. “There are plenty of the motives of the store should translate into a fa­ “About the only damage licenses in the area per ca­ owners attempting to pre­ vorable ruling, according ★ ★ we see in our units is from pita,” he said. “I am all for vent Prajapati from receiv­ to Prajapati. ★ ★ alcohol-related parties,” free enterprise except ing his license. ★ ★ she said. “Any sober per­ when it impinges on the “I think it is selfish of “I think we convinced S i son is not going to do that rights of the community.” the liquor stores to stop the judge that our store is ★ ★ kind of stuff.” Staci Wixsom, a sopho­ him, but we don’t need OK because it is newer and ★ r e e n s ★ Research demonstrates more business major, anymore stores that sell al­ we have handicapped ac­ 9 ★ a correlation between the echoed Robertson’s senti- cohol,” he said. cess,” he said. ★ PRESENTS ★ SPECIAL ADVANCE SCREENING ★ VOUA DAILY A 0A 0K 0PU ★ fig uhm (. final * ★ ★ ★ Aries (March 2 1-AprU 19). 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They all ask I Editor, Daily Nexus: Kane, the UC lawyers and witnesses at the New Bucky Jones They all say, “What charity work hav< I would first like to thank students for taking Hatani Hotel? Meals? Transportation? This was participated in?” So, what’s wrong an interest in how much money has been wasted for a three-week period. Lately, I’ve noticed that more UCSB that, right? Oh, nothing at all, excep in this case (Daily Nexus, “Lawsuit Has Cost UC It is very insincere for Mr. Fellerman to claim students are partaking in “charity work.” tiie fact that many (not all!) of 1 $1.5 Million,” Feb. 7). that the “fees in this case were driven by [my] Whether it be pre-med students who elementary students who are beinj I again reiterate, the UC attorneys never made side.” Federal Judge Hupp offered to stay the fed­ work in hospitals, pre-law students tutor­ tored and these sick children who ar a good-faith effort to sit down and ask me what I eral case, and Corbett & Kane refused. C&K then ing local elementary school kids or soror­ ing helped are getting royally screw« wanted, which was clear from the beginning. In­ overredacted documents and it had to reproduce ity sisters holding fundraisers for increas­ the long run. deed, the Nexus has published numerous arti­ all the documents by court order. The truth is that ing tolerance, I’ve witnessed an overall I’m not implying that all charity wt cles, dating from 1991, and money has never been the costs incurred by the UC and C&K were ab­ increase in philanthropic activity. crap. I’m just saying that thern are the issue. With that said, the university is sup­ out 50 to 100 times higher than the costs we sub­ I ask, what is the reason for this sudden many people at UCSB, doing Jthei posed to be the storehouse of “truth and objectiv­ mitted to the court. This is logical. My attorneys increase in “altruism?” I don’t know, call mandatory hours or their philinth ity,” so let’s set the record straight and I slept in the homes of students and com­ me a cynical bastard, but I just don’t think work or their whatever, who really < 1. Corbett & Kane specifically stated that the munity folk when we stayed overnight in Santa this increase in “benevolence” is exactly give a damn about the person/pe firm “has billed attorney fees of $1,556,673.50 Barbara. what it appears to be. they’re working with and suppoiedl; through O ct 31,1995.” We have asked and Cor­ Next, UC Counsel David Bimbaum is lying to ing to help. bett & Kane has refused to divulge whether this students, or at least he must think that they are Now, I know people are out there included paralegals and consultants. stupid. What does he mean by self-insurance? ing, “Well, this guy’s an idiot, but if' 2. Corbett & Kane does not reveal how much Where did that money come from in the first he’s saying has any truth to it, that h they spent on expenses. For instance, every time place? Did Mr. Bimbaum donate it? There is a thetical person he’s talking about su they made a court appearance, they would have striking resemblance to the line that the Los hell isn’t me!” So, let’s all poin] oui to fly into Santa Barbara or Los Angeles. Nor­ Angeles Police Dept, metes out after large police gers at “those others” and rejoice mally, they would fly in one (and often two or brutality settlements. none of us do charity work just to get three) attorney to hearings, discovery sessions, Lastly, Mr. Bimbaum is disingenuous in mak­ at a Big Six or an admission into meet-and-confers, and/or to consult with their ing it appear that the $43 million damages school or whatever. Hooray! None < clients. claimed in the federal cause of action was the are selfish pieces of shit! Oh, what a r 3. Corbett & Kane flew to Madison, Puerto stumbling block. On numerous occasions, my at­ But wait, if you actually aren’t ex Rico, Kansas City, Austin, San Antonio and torneys and I said in the press and to the UC at­ sure where you stand with this ethia North Carolina to take depositions. Hiey flew torneys that money was not the issue. Mr. Feller­ lemma, here’s a test you can take. I < two attorneys to the latter sessions. man is lying when he says that they did not learn the Bucky Jones Charity Aptitude Tet Prime-time airfare is expensive, and so is lodg­ that I would accept $326,000 in damages until ing. For instance, Mr. Ian Fellerman stayed at the the very end. In fact, I never accepted this figure Mansion in San Antonio where the rates are $150 — this was the figure given by the forensic eco­ and up per night. He then took an early flight to nomist on what I would lose in wages and San Francisco, which can run some $900 and up benefits. Even today the issue is not money. I am not a rich mail, and the temptation is to take the money and run. However, this would solve nothing. It would not answer, why hasn’t UCSB lived up to the terms of the Hunger Strike Agreements of 1994? Why doesn’t it admit that it was found guilty of discrimination? More importantly, there are a lot of Mexican and Latino youth out there who are convinced more than ever that the system doesn’t work — and they are right. The Bimbaums and the Fellermans are making sure of it. RODOLFO F. ACUNA Gloryless Days Editor, Daily Nexus: I am writing in response to Peggy Semingson’s column (Daily Nexus, “High School Nostalgics Are Misled Losers,” Feb. 7). Could it be at all possible that the ma­ Peggy, I am soooo sorry you didn’t have a good jority of these bom-again do-gooders are time in “the hell-on-earth which is high school.” I actually charlatans and instead are no­ don’t know what high school you went to, but thing more than resume-building blood­ with your attitude you must have had a lot of hounds attempting to produce facades of lonely Friday nights playing Scrabble with your decency? “freethinking mother,” discussing all the injus­ Do you think I’m being a bit insensitive tices you’ve encountered at the hands of the asses and too harsh? Well, I’m not saying that ... oops, I mean masses. all people who devote time to doing Is it possible you have so much resentment “charity” work are a bunch of selfish bas­ toward anyone who has a positive image of high tards. That’s not my point. My point is ac­ if not purchased 21 days in advance. school because deep down you’re jealous? tually that I feel that too many people at the BJCAT). 4. Corbett & Kane hired Mr. Clyde Lockwood Maybe as you sat on your bench, behind your UCSB are doing “charity” work for the 1. Have you ever done “charity w for the mere purpose of examining me in court bush, eating your lunch away from anyone you wrong reasons. Likewise, it is apparent to and wrote about it for a graduate sc because they were afraid of the jury seeing Mr. might feel inadequate around, you longed to be me that charitable organizations and the application? Fellerman. Mr. Lockwood admitted he was paid the biggest and best-looking and to run the show. university itself are unwilling to confront 2. Have you ever done “charity w $52,000 for the trial. Then maybe you’d even get yourself one of those this issue. and raved about it for a job interv 5. Corbett & Kane is confusing the issue of generic-looking dates and a school dance photo. Although you might disagree, I find 3. Have you ever done “charity w costs and attorney fees. C&K were not the only If I have pictures of my friends or stories to tell, this to be a serious dilemma on campus. and then mentioned this on your resu attorneys on the case. then that’s good for me, but you don’t have to Possibly you take offense at my question­ (If yes, how long after doing theworl Indeed, Mr. Phil Spiekerman did a consider­ worry because I’m sure as hell not showing them ing people, such as yourself, who avoid it take you to put this “philanthropic able amount of work in this case before his un­ or telling them to you. If the fact that I played senseless acts of bong-smoking, beer- lessness” on your resume? — al five timely death. For the first two years of this case, sports, went to dances, had friends and made the chugging hedonism and instead devote onds, b) five minutes, c) did it aurinj he was at almost eveiy deposition along with absolute best of my four years of high school hours to reading for the blind? That’s event, d) what does “selflessness ” me C&K. He was at the some seven days of my makes me a “misled loser” in your eyes, well, then fine, maybe you ought to be offended, If you answered “yes” to an; of t depositions. that’s fine by me — I already have no respect for maybe I’m the real selfish bastard, but all three questions, I ask that y u a During the week before the earthquake, he your opinions. I’m suggesting is that this issue of philan­ evaluate your “selfless” nature, < id b was the sole counsel at the five days of the deposi­ Peggy, I’m sorry people like me didn’t hang out thropy needs to be discussed. yourself why you felt so inclin d tc tions of Dr. Uehling, Dr. Zelmanowitz and Dr. with people like you and I’m sorry that instead of Big Six firms. Law schools. Med press others with your “altrui m.” Sprecher. It was Spiekerman who controlled the experiencing what high school had to offer you case and it was Spiekerman who met with the de­ feel the need to resent those who did. But guess fendants individually, collectively and kept the what? I can use big words, too, and neither I nor general counsel abreast. any of my friends are working at Vons. The fact Doonesbury David Bimbaum also attended many hearings. that you are five years out of high school, sup­ Both were listed with two other UC counsel on posedly looking ahead to your “big bright fu­ the pleadings. (Add the amount spent on C&K’s ture,” yet you’re still bitter is really quite pathetic. legal fees, Lockwood’s and the UC lawyers, para­ What it comes down to, Peggy, is that you may legals and staff, and the amount surpasses the have “come a long way, baby,” but when you look $2.5 million billed by my attorneys). For Feller­ back on that long way, it’s sad that you nave no­ man to claim that “Given that our fees were half thing positive to remember, share with your of theirs, we believe our fees to be reasonable,”'is friends or tell your kids about. In essence, you deceitful. wasted four of what could have been the best 6. The staff at UCSB did an incredible amount years of your life because of your insecurities. Let of work, especially during discovery. They had to the freshmen jjave their glory days. It’s not their copy and redact documents. An outside copying fault you can’t. service was used, which billed at 40 cents a copy. Oh yeah, Peggy, how does Friday night televi­ Multiple copies had to be made that ran into the sion five years ago compare to today? Just hundreds of thousands of pages. Add to this the thought I’d ask. lunches, dinners, etc., and you start to get the SCOTT SIAMAS «la rcON Tuesday, February 13,1996 7 William Yelles Cupid is once again about to make his annual journey with his bow and arrow into ropy or an Image Ploy? the hearts of friends and lovers across America. Along with traditional gifts such as chocolates, roses and overpriced greeting cards, this year he will also bring free /all ask for it. Honestly, I wonder what percentage of cians in this country these days (and his­ condoms. rork have you students at UCSB live their lives by their torically) advocate the increase of philan­ In fact, he’s brought them to UCSB on Feb. 14 for the past several years as part of s wrong with resumes. Everywhere one turns, he or she thropic acts over federal intervention to AIDS Awareness Week activities. Among the week’s events is the “Safer Sex Faire” to ill, except for sees some announcement about how aid the poor and deprived? be held in Storke Plaza, the purpose of which is to promote prevention of the disease. dll) of these “you, too, can help out with an AIDS fun­ Martin Luther King Jr., who in my AIDS and HIV is unquestionably a serious public health issue and one which de­ ire being tu- draiser, and it looks great on your re­ opinion had more respect for other hu­ serves an equally serious response from the medical and educational communities. a who are be- sumed man beings in his pinky finger than prob­ However, despite the admirable intentions of campus event organizers — and those ly screwed in These things offend the shit out of me. I ably 75 percent of the resume-building who are running similar festivities at other sites— passing out mass quantities of con­ mean, is an AIDS fundraiser for people philanthropists at UCSB, once said, “Phi­ doms is not the solution. harityworkis inflicted with this terrible disease or is it lanthropy is commendable, but it must AIDS, as virtually everyone knows, is caused by behavior and thus is almost com­ herare too for a bunch of narcissistic hobgoblins to not cause the philanthropist to overlook pletely preventable. While the message these events send is partially correct — that nngftheir 10 do an hour or two of guilt-release resume the circumstances of economic injustice having sex without a condom is irresponsible behavior— it is often at the expense of philanthropy building? which make philanthropy necessary.” the larger, root cause. That is, the problem isn’t simply having sex without a condom, 0 really don’t Rdsume building. If I come across Think about that. but having sex without a commitment erson/people another person who’s doing some “char­ I believe that the late Dr. King evoked Randomly distributing condoms sends the message that casual sex is perfectly nor­ pposedly try­ ity” project and he or she gives me their some change, or at least died trying, and mal and acceptable behavior, so long as you have a thin piece of latex between your resume and the first thing I see on this that is undoubtedly commendable. Along out there say- piece of dead tree is the project’s name these same lines I say that if you, the one >t, but if what next to that person’s title (Executive who is spending many hours doing com­ it, that hypo- Grand Master of Supreme Creator Pres­ munity service work, are truly sincere and aboiit sure as idential Duties), I think I'm going to hurl. want to help others (not just on a one­ joint our fin- What a joke. time basis but for real lifetime assistance), 1 rejoice that I know you can never tell what some­ try following Dr. King’s path and treat rst to get a job one’s “real” intentions are for doing an people with more respect — each day. action (I’ve learned this from studying ion into law Of course, this might cut into your Reaganomics), but I think that a pretty spending 10 hours a quarter to fulfill /I None of us good indicator of that individual’s true al­ , what a relief, some “service requirement” or to act truism can be determined by that indivi­ aren’t exactly “friendly” with Special Olympics parti­ dual’s obsession wjth his or her resume. his ethical di- cipants for one afternoon. Yet, I believe Ultimately, altho,ugh many people (al­ l take. I call it that making real change is looking into itude Test (or truistic ones nonetheless) question char­ the homeless person’s eyes the next time ity— in and of itself— I hesitate to do so. you see him outside of the “22nd Annual But then again, maybe a lot of “charity” Canned Food Drive for the Homeless”! work is just a bunch of shit. J mean, Then, maybe you’ll see that he is a real maybe those, involved in “charity" work person and that he should be treated that just want to relieve iome of their own way, with respect, not just handouts and guilt, or maybe build up their resume so in bullshit. the future they themselves can have Albert Camus once said, “Too many enough money to avoid being the ones have dispensed with generosity in order needing the charitable assistance. There­ to practice charity.” I believe if he saw fore, is it possible that when someone UCSB he wouldn’t change his mind over gives fqod to a homeless person it’s a way this issue. Yet, for all of you resume­ of perpetuating the conditions that cur­ building wolves wearing Mother Teresa’s rently exist? *■> • ’ tut • - f clothing, “what goes around, comes ar­ Along these same lines; is it just a coin- ound.” So beware, you, too, might end up on the “other side” of the charity fundraiser. Believe it or not, but for some of you Jfris jyillbe ajeality, and when, this hap-, pens, will you want to trade your can of creamed com for just a bit of eye contact and a bit of genuine respect from a future UCSB student? I’ll bet community ser­ HUNG ISAN/Duly Nuua vice hours to doughnuts that you will. Bucky Jones is a junior accounting legs. It provides a false sense of security in this regard by promoting the oxymoronic no­ and art studio major. tion that you can go ahead and sleep around, but just “protect yourself.” In reality, however, protecting yourself does not mean willfully choosing to be in a situation where trust is the issue. Rather, the ability to trust in another person is the es­ sence of any healthy relationship, something which takes much longer than it does to "Anger raises invention, jump in and out of bed with someone. but it overheats the ovgn.n Instead of educating the campus about responsible, healthy behavior, event organiz­ ers choose to promote condoms as the universal answer to all sexual dilemmas. In the Lord Halifax process, this does a disservice to the campus community by not providing accurate in­ formation about all sexually transmitted diseases, not just AIDS, some of which even correct condom usage does not prevent. Among these is the human papilloma virus, or HPV, which can cause cervical cancer in women if left untreated. Because men are asymptomatic to the disease, it keeps spreading as they and their partners assume they are “safe” because they are using con­ doms. Student Health Service officials who are organizing this week’s events are un­ doubtedly familiar with the prevalence of this disease on campus, yet still choose to put charity work” students’ lives in jeopardy by promoting a “use a condom and everything will be fine” idudte school mentality. The only way to stop the epidemics of AIDS and other sexually transmitted diseases charity work” is to stop sleeping around. Medical science has proven that the sexual revolution of the )b interview? late 1960s, which created the mindset that “free love” didn’t have consequences, was charity work” completely misguided. yourresumd? Health educators’ collective response to this knowledge, the promotion of condom ¡thework did usage, while perhaps reducing AIDS and unwanted pregnancies, does nothing to heal nthropic self- the wounds of other diseases which condoms do not protect against, as well as the — a) five sec- emotional scars which often arise after engaging in behavior one later regrets. i it (airing the Much of this is due to the fact that the educational establishment shies away from nesi * mean?) promoting a moral message for fear of being accused of “insensitivity.” Nobody likes to i an; of these believe that they may be engaging in immoral activities. it y u a) re- But what will happen when a cure for AIDS is discovered? The day may soon arrive ire,< ldb) ask when contracting the disease means taking some pills or getting a shot in the arm. Con­ iclin d to im- dom usage will suddenly lose its importance, which would reasonably translate into in­ Itrui m.” creased promiscuity and less pseudo-protection. In the meantime, the message needs RYAN ALTOON/Daily N*nu to be sent that before sex one should use a different head. William Yelles is a Nexus columnist. BY GARRY TRUDEAU

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Delta Sigma Theta, LGBA, Multicultural Center, Queer Speakers Series, S.C.O.R.E., and Women’s Center Present: A Litany for Survival: The Life and Work of Audre Lorde Film, Discussion, and Reception

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ALL RÎ0HÎ--. You SAID £0DPAWN! You RfAltlE DUDE...THI5 CALLS P6R SOME HAPPÉNIMG- Yi “ 0-0T H 1 1 Bf A W H A T THIS PAEANS? THIS I SCIENTIFIC T û \? STR AUGE LASER at HAS fJEVER HAPPENED TO RESEARCH IN CHOOL, AVO HOld, W H fH AMYpoPY BEFORE1. F°P T H E LABI! ST eN fU , A Litany for Survival (Ada Gay Griffin and Michelle Paricerson, 1995,90 I CENTURIES, PEOPLE HAVE minutes) is an epic portrait of the eloquent, award-winning, Black, lesbian, poet, mother, m d warrior Audre horde. Filmmaker Ada Gay Griffin, SOUGHT To PLY VJITH4UT cinematographer C A Griffith, and producer Dawn Suggs, will lead a WIHGS, AND HON Y£U C AN discussion following the screening. A reception will follow. Do IT1, f HIS 1$ TONIGHT! Feb. 13 • 7 pm • Free AM ZUltetJBLE UCSB Multicultural Center Theater BREAKTHROUGH Power and Identity: PoR SCIENCE'. The Hybrid Heart of Progressive Cultural Production Lecture by Ada Gay-Griffin EUCALYPTUS BY GLEASON Ada Gay Griffin will address dynamic approaches to the creation and dissemination of independent film and video and the relationship of media production to history, social justice, and political economy. Wednesday, Feb. 14*4 pm • Free Women's Center For more information please call the M ulticultural Center at 893r$4l 1

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0.69 ERA) and Greg Gre­ board,” Willis said. “We’ve gory (1-1, 2.52 ERA) got to stay with our game GAUCHOS anchor an excellent pitch­ and not let their #12 rank­ Continued from p.12 ing staff. ing intimidate us. I know Paris $189 der Chris Cosbey (.368) on I’m not intimidated and offense, while Olympic “We know we can hit neither are my London $209* Milan $329* hopeful Randy Wolf (1-0, and put runs on the teammates.” 100s of 1000s of Grants & Scholarships available Frankfurt $229* Mexico City $115* Fresno State.” top 10 in the nation. Madrid $289* Tokyo $265* In a surprise return, Fresno beat USC earlier to all students. NETTERS Gaucho sophomore Alex this year, which means Immediate qualification. Athens $329* Costa Rica $269* Decret, who has been out that the Gauchos are going No repayment EVER! Amsterdam $299* Sydney $559* Continued from p.12 due to tendinitis in his left to need all of their top "Fares are each way from Los Angeles based on a round«ip purchase. Fares d o not include federal taxes or Call 1-800-585-8AID PFCs totalling between S3 and $45. dep ending on destination or departure charges paid directly to foreign conditions. knee, teamed up with Si­ guns. governments. Call for fares to other w o rld w id e destinations. “Overall the team is mon Kurth in the #2 dou­ “We have played some Stop by for a FREE Student Travels magazine. starting to play some great bles spot to give UCSB its tough matches lately and A cadem ic P eer tennis,” Nau said. “We only doubles win in a final pulled through,” said As­ have won our last three of 9-8. sistant Coach Kenneth A dvisor C o u n cil Travel matches and things are Santa Barbara will be Wu. “We’re facing a tough Department of starting to go our way, plus traveling this weekend to team filled with plenty of Economics 1996-7 903 Embarcadero Del Norte • Isla Vista, CA 93117 Alex will be playing for us take on a tough Fresno depth. We’ll have our Job Responsibilities: this weekend against team that is ranked in the work cut out for us.” • Works approximately 5 hours per week. 562-8080 • Advises undergraduate and the judges with a 37.25 floor routine was ener­ prospective students regarding http:7www.ciee.org/cts/ctshome.htm tally. gized again to lift the major requirements and policies of FLIP “I felt great,” Weigle Gaucho score to 47.825. It the Department of Economics. Continued from p.io said. “I just wanted to go • Assists undergraduates in course E urailpasses is s u e d o n - t h e - s p o t ! was Giorgetti again who selection. more Kim Weigle turned out there and do my best.” led the UCSB field by tak­ • Refers students to other resources out tp be surprise perfor­ UCSB had its day on the ing a 9.75 for her efforts on on campus. mers for the Gauchos uneven bars and the floor the floor. • Informs students on how to Giorgetti placed second in exercise. Collectively, six prepare for and apply to graduate “I was extremely happy programs or CPA exam. the all-around, scoring a gymnasts combined for a with my personal perfor­ • General Administrative tasks Make a world of difference, 38.2. Weigle competed in 47.275 uneven bars score, mance, but what made it including: filing, typing, answering the all-around competi­ highlighted by Giorgetti’s so much better was that phones and directing office traffic. ! become a tion in her first career per­ 9.775 performance. Santa everyone was on at the Qualifications: • Undergraduates majoring in RESIDENT ASSISTANT! formance and impressed Barbara’s ever-strong same time,” Giorgetti said. Economics, Business Economics, Bus Econ with an emphasis in more about primate rela­ females, he added. Accounting, or Economics/ Mathematics. tionships, not all apes and “Even our closest living • Must have a minimum 3.00 MONKEY monkeys share the same relatives, the chimps, have cumulative GPA. 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THE DAILY NEXUS’ 1996 UCSB Swimming and Diving Drowns UCI; UCSB READERSHIP POLL Cal State Championships Are This Weekend The UCSB men’s and women’s swim­ the 1000-yard freestyle (9:40:44) and the ming and diving teams competed in their 500 freestyle (4:43.71). Junior Todd Jen­ What’s the last dual meet of the season on Saturday, nings finished first in the 200 backstroke both beating Irvine on the road. with a time of 2:01.76. The Anteaters’ lack of talent coupled The Santa Barbara women also de­ Best? with the fact that Santa Barbara will be feated their Irvine opponents handily, competing in the Big West Champion­ 152-78. Senior Erin Patrick finished first We’re leaving it all ships in two weeks led the coaching staff in both of her events, the 1000 freestyle to their decision not to bring the entire (1:55.54) and the 100 freestyle (54.30). up to you! team down south. Senior captain Heather Zerby also had a “We took down a team that we felt was first-place finish, swimming the 500 frees­ good enough to win and that's all,” said tyle in 5:06.21. Rules: 1. NO PHOTOCOPIED BALLOTS. 2. Ballots must be dropped off at the Daily Nexus UCSB assistant coach Derigan Silver. The Gauchos will make their way up to Ad Office, underneath Storke Tower, by Wednesday February 2 1, at 5pm. 3. The ‘ Best Of' issue will be published on Friday, March 1. 4. ONE Ballot per person. 5. Ballots must be filled out with “We don’t look to flex our muscles against the California State Championships this reasonable completeness. Ballots with less than half of the blanks filled will be recycled with weaker teams. That’s not our style.” Thursday for the weekend invitational. alacrity. 6. NOTE: The Nexus' ‘ Best of UCSB' is intended to be a goocknatured contest among The Gaucho men beat the Anteaters The Big West Championships in Long business groups and others in the community. In other words, this is not a cutthroat competition 156-85 and won every event in the meet Beach are the following week. whose results are somehow of deep and lasting significance. Please do not take it as such. —Steven Large 7. Decisions of Ballot referees are final. but two. Freshman Carl Larsen won both 1 . Best Professor Women’s Gymnastics Posts Best Team Score 2. Best Way to Get Tar off Feet 3. Best Radio Station of the Season; Squad Takes Second at Davis 4. Best Secondhand Store E CL By Matt Gambee “The highlight of the of the season. Heather 5. Best Way to Dump Girl/Boyfriend ID Staff Writer ______meet was seeing Alison Schneider performed a 4-> Gioigetti hit and hit well career-best uneven bars 6. Best Video Shop CD as a freshman,” said UCSB routine (9.875) en route to Just when you think the Head Coach Randy Lane. 7. Best Happy Hour ■H a 38.35 all-around score to CM UCSB women’s gymnas­ “Our confidence is back, win the event for the tics team is down and out setting the stage for the re­ 8. Best Place to People Watch > * Bears. i — — BAMI — they hit for a turn of [Carolyn] McDo­ “We were at the make it 9. Best Bike Shop CÖ big score. 3 nald and Hoeffler.” or break it stage and every­ Last Friday, the women In a three-way meet be­ 10. Best Hike body wanted to make it,” -Q soared to new heights at tween UC Davis, UC Berk­ ,% <0 top all-arounder, junior with the best team score at on instead of peaking too 13. Best Beach "O Margie Hoeffler. The 190.8, with the Gauchos early.” (/) Gauchos finished with

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By Curtis Kaiser third, but then settled down to Staff Writer______pitch scoreless ball until he was lifted in favor of senior reliever Chris Frith-Smith in the eighth It was another winning inning. weekend for the Gauchos, but With the Gauchos clinging to the squad will face its toughest a 6-5 lead, Frith-Smith came in, test of the season today on the hoping to close out the win. road. However, Estrada went deep Having escaped the Sac­ once again, blasting a two-run ramento Hornets’ nest with two homer to give Sacramento a 7-6 wins in three games, the UCSB advantage. Hornet reliever Ben­ baseball team (6-1) will make its jamin Roussey (1-0) earned the way down to Malibu to face the win, while Frith-Smith (0-1) suf­ #12 Pepperdine Waves (4-4) at fered the loss.

Eddy D. Field in a 2 p.m. contest. On Saturday, the Gauchos re­ Nexus File Photo At Sacramento on Friday, the bounded to post a 8-5 victoiy in Gauchos fell in a heartbreaking an 11-inning thriller. UCSB ju­ CHIN MUSIC: Junior catcher Dave W illis (left) and the Gauchos w ill hope to improve on their 6-1 come-from-behind victory for nior co-captain Jorvic Salazar record when they take on the #12 Pepperdine Waves on the road this afternoon. Starting on the Sacramento State, 7-6. (1-0, 2.19 ERA) got the starting mound for UCSB will be lefthander Steve Cain, ajunior who has notched one win and one save this According to Gaucho junior nod and pitched effectively, al­ season without allowing a run. Santa Barbara's offense is averaging over 10 runs per game. right fielder Brett Hardy, the lowing three earned runs on six team felt that the Gauchos could hits and two walks while striking sey (1-1) took the loss for the won 6-3, the story of the game 10 hits on the afternoon, two of have won Friday’s matchup, but out a career-high seven batters in Hornets. was Gaucho sophomore starter them by junior right fielder Brett that the loss made the squad 614 innings. Morris and senior outfielder Seth Bean. The junior right­ Hardy (.400), who also knocked more determined to win the next Santa Barbara junior first Ryan Kritscher (.500) paced the hander took a no-hitter into the in three RBI. two games. baseman Brooks Morris (.478) fifth inning before finally yield­ Tapia and designated hitter “We should have won on Fri­ started off the scoring in the sec­ ing an infield single to Hornet Collin Weitzman each added day,” he said. “We felt that if we ond inning with a solo home second baseman Matt Mirtoni. two hits, while the Gauchos ran played the same, we’d be able to run, his first of the year. Bean (2-0,3.44 ERA) went eight Hornet catcher Jason Quintel win the next two games.” Down 5-3 in the eighth, Santa innings before allowing a two- ragged with five stolen bases, In the game, UCSB jumped Barbara took advantage of a run homer to right fielder two by sophomore shortstop out to a 3-0 lead in the first in­ throwing error by Sacramento Harvey Hargrove and yielding to Mike Young, two by Kritscher ning without even getting a hit third baseman David Pruett and junior lefty Steve Cain, who and one by Weitzman. UCSB when Hornet starter Kevin an RBI single by Morris to score pitched a perfect ninth to notch was aided by the porous Sac­ Culmo was wild early. Santa two runs and send the game into his first save of the season. ramento defense, which com­ Barbara added one in the second extra innings. According to junior catcher mitted five errors. to take a 4-0 lead. In the top of the 11th, senior Dave Willis, Bean, who allowed UCSB Head Coach Bob However, Santa Barbara ju­ center fielder Wynter Phoenix four hits and walked four while Brontsema will send Cain (0.00 nior pitcher Brian Noyes, in his (.333) connected for a run­ striking out six, was in command ERA) to the mound today first start as a Gaucho, was scoring single and was followed all afternoon. against Pepperdine, looking to roughed up in the second inning by senior third baseman Lou Ta­ Jorvic Salazar “He pitched great the whole continue his success this season. for four runs. The big blow of the pia (.320), who knocked in two UCSB attack with three hits game. He was changing speeds The Waves are led by outfielder inning was a three-run double by with another base hit. Gaucho each. Morris, Tapia and Phoenix and hitters were all out in front,” Josh Oder (.417), infielder Den­ shortstop Brian McCall. Noyes junior reliever John Minton each had two RBI. Willis said. “Even the hits he nis Konrady (.391) and outfiel- allowed a solo homer to desig­ (1-0) picked up the win by pitch­ In the series rubber match on gave up weren’t that well hit.” nated hitter Jamie Estrada in the ing two scoreless innings. Rous­ Sunday, which Santa Barbara The Gaucho attack collected See GAUCHOS, p.9 Freshman Phenom Cory Guy Leads Men’s Tennis to UCSB Softball Takes On Defending mes Back Decret National Champion UCLA Today By Joe O’Flaherty at Campus Diamond at 2 p.m. Reporter Key Players: UCSB:Outfielder Danclle Lovetro (.500 BA) Catcher Michelle Ray (.357) Last Sunday the UCSB Pitcher Stacy Atwood (3.23 ERA) men’s tennis team hosted the UCLA:Second baseman Kelly Howard (.600) visiting University of Oregon First baseman Kim Wuest (.444, 3 HR) and gave them a most unpleas­ Outfielder Ginny Mike-Mitchell (.438) ant welcome. Pitcher B’Ann Burns (4-1,1.38) The Gauchos (3-3) had the Ducks (7-5) for lunch, down­ ing the squad by a final score of 6-3. #3 Men’s Volleyball Looks To Get UCSB #1 singles player Cory Guy has continued to prove to Back on Track Vs. #6 Northridge the collegiate tennis world that he is a solid and talented fresh­ Even though the members of the #3 UCSB men’s volleyball team man. Sunday, he clinched yet haven’t quite gotten over their three-game loss to #1 University of another victory by defeating Hawai’i, the Gauchos are ready to head to Cal State Northridge to Dougal William, 6-1, 7-6. take on the #6 Matadors tonight at 7 p.m. As Guy stepped up his game, “It’s going to be tough to put that loss behind us,” said UCSB Head so did the rest of the team. Coach Ken Preston. “Hopefully Saturday’s over with. It’s too much Second-ranked singles player of a nightmare to keep it going. We just have to push it aside. They junior Eddie Weiss defeated played great, we played bad. But let’s just put that in the back. North­ Hans Forsberg, 7-5, 6-1, while ridge is going to be a critical match for us because we need to get back junior Darren Potkey rolled by on the winning track and feel good about ourselves because we are Carlos Navarro in a #3-spot good.” matchup in straight sets, 6-3, The Gauchos have a lot going for them despite their tough loss to 6-0. In the #5 spot, senior Si­ the Rainbows. Junior outside hitter Donny Harris is back in top mon Kurth defeated Jeff form, averaging 7.1 kills per game. Senior outside hitter Morgan Strong, 6-3, 6-2. Chapman leads the defense with 2.7 digs per game, while middle Gaucho senior co-captain blocker Robert Treahy averages 1.6 blocks per game. Quarterback­ Doug Nau provided the fans ing the attack, senior setter Todd Rogers continues to play in All- with some excitement by tak­ American form, averaging 18 assists per game. With numbers like ing his match down to the wire. these, Santa Barbara should be on top of their game against CSUN. He pulled through in the #6 “We’ve got to be ready,” Preston said. “Northridge always plays singles spot by defeating Mi­ tough at home and this is a critical league match. We’re going to go in guel Arraga 6-4,5-7, 7-6. On a with our usual starters and see from there.” team full of adversity due to in­ For the Matadors, outside hitter Jason Hughes leads the offense juries in key spots and a tough with 4.9 kpg, followed by Collin Smith and Chad Strickland, who av­ schedule, Nau has often pro­ erage 4.1 and 3.9 kpg, respectively. Smith and Strickland also lead duced his finest tennis under J.E AN UbRSON/Daily Next* the defense with 2.6 and 2.7 dpg, respectively. th e most pressuring “If we play like we should, we should win,” Preston said. “They HEY GUY!: UCSB freshman Cory Guy drills a backhand. Guy led haven’t upset anybody yet.” the Gauchos to a 6-3 victory over Oregon last Sunday. See NETTERS, p.9 —Jenny Kok