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* * " Access to Academic Dishonesty Info Debated fcluclusiely by U Senate By Howard Salt The University Senate debated St did not agree Monday on a plan to make findings of academic dishonesty available to university committees and staff when making their recommendations to graduate and professional schools. But the Senate did recommend that a dismissed student be allowed to petition the college to which he is seeking re- admission, rather than the school from which he was dismissed. Arnold Stras- :8senburg, acting vice-provost for Curric- ulum and. Instruction, suggested the change because a student dismissed from one school may show promise in another area. The school to which he is applying would have the option of waiv- ing the waiting period required before re-admission, the Senate said. Changing the policy on academic dis- tonesty information created the most debate in the monthly meeting and was N imoallytabslt until the S e's vext meeting, which is not until the fall. A plan to record membership in honor societies on a student's transcript was also pushed baek until next semester when time ran out. The new plan on academic dishonesty would make all findings-described as unjudicsted faculty reports of dishonesty that are not challenged by the ,student-available on request to pre- professional committees and advisors speaking for the university when making recommendations about a student. The original motion to allow all faculty The University Senatdi cud hut did not Agr on * pen to giveinfonnati ofastudent'sacademic integroet to professional schools. and staff access to this information as -,ml well was changed after a number of medical school that no longer accepts ^ rr to ?Coe senators objected, saying that faculty applicants from Stony Brook because it asked by a student for a recommenda- once found that a student it had tion is expected to provide only the infor- accepted had a record of academic dis- iCarrels to Be onvertec 9 mation he has gathered about the honesty at Stony Brook. Snome of the Library's study car- has been there, there were student on his own. In other actions, the Senate: rels may be converted into office "hundreds and hundreds of car- Proponents of the change, as proposed * Endorsed a statement by the SUNY space for the university foreign rels with only one or two students by the Senate's executive committee, Faculty Senate condemning the Div- language departments this in them. argued that "there have been repercus- ision of the Budget for restricting funds summer, Provost Homer Neal "We could very well solve the sions during the past couple of years for SUNY faculty and staff traveling announced to the SUSB Senate space problems of the language from professional schools that they are out of state. Monday. departments over the summer." not informed of students found guilty of - * Commended University President Neal said he is asking the office Neal said. Foreign language academic dishonesty. The advisors feel John Marburger, Provost Homer Neal of Student Affairs to conduct sur- departments occupy space on the very uneasy in making recommenda- and the rest of the administration for its veys of usage levels of the carrels. third and fourth floors of the tions without this information." Sandra 'open attitude and cooperative spirit He said that, on the occasions he building. -Saltz Burner, assistant vice-provost for Cur- they have demonstrated" at Stony riculum and Instruction, pointed to one Brook. 1% ---

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By The Asmciated Pres Ian McDonald said the 3,660-ton Shef- lost of the Sheffield. rier was shot down in a follow-up raid on An Argentine jet fighter fired a mis- field was struck by a missile and caught Within minutes he said he had new the Stanley airfield after a Vulcan sile into the British destroyer HMS fire, "which spread out of control." information and told the stunned legis- bomber had again blasted the runway. Sheffield yesterday, sending it down in British news media said the seven- lators the number of deaths could be as A Vulcan, flying from Ascension Island flames, and there were a "number of year-old Sheffield, one of the most mod- high as 30. in the mid-Atlantic and refueled three casualties" among the warship's 280 ern warships in the Royal Navy, sank "Nearly, all the ship's company and times in flight, had staged the first seamen, the British Defense Ministry after being hit by a missile fired from a the captain are accounted for," he said, attack Sunday. announced. French-made Etendard fighter- and were picked up by other British There was no immediate reaction to As many as 30 of the 270 crewmen bomber from a distance of more than 20 vessels. Buenos Aires to the British announce- were feared dead as they abandoned the miles. The reports said the Argentine Also with the British armada are two ment of the attack on the Sheffield, but blazing hulk, the British Defense Minis- pilot of the land-based jet fired two mis- other destroyers of the Sheffield class, Argentines earlier expressed rage at try announced. siles, one missing and the other scoring a the Glasgow and Coventry. the torpedoing of the General Belgrano The counterblow came as Argentine direct hit on t he Sheffield's control The British Broadcasting Corp. said and the heavy loss of life. rescue craft continued searching for room. Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher was survivors from the cruiser General Bel- McDonald said all the destroyer's sur- "devastated" by the news. "They'll have to sink us all if they want grano, sunk in the frigid waters of the vivors were picked up. British Defense She had said earlier in the House of the Malvinas," businessman Jose Delle- South Atlantic on Sunday by a British Secretary John Nott, confirming the Commons, "The worry I live with hourly pieane shouted as he read an account at submarine. Argentina announced that first loss of lives by British forces in the is that Argentine forces, in attacks both the bulletin board of the newspaper La at least 680 crewmen have been rescued, warfare, initially told the House of Com- naval and air, will get through to our Nacion. Bystanders cheered. The Falk- leaving about 360 sailors still missing. mons "12 men are missing and there are forces." lands are known in Argentina as the British Defense Ministry spokesman likely to be other casualties" from the McDonald's statement said the Car- Malvinas.

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-International - Sgt. Salvatore Pino identified the dead man as baum of Ohio countered with a proposal calling on the San Salvador, El Salvador - A military source said Orhan R. Gunduz, who had offices in Cambridge. committee to shun any reductions or delays in the a total of 130 guerillas were killed during a 10iday Some 20 Turkish diplomats worldwide have been Social Security cost-of-living increases over the next army sweep in northeastern El Salvador which ended murdered since 1973. The Turkish consul general to three years. yesterday, and leftists claimed an American sympa- Los Angeles, Kamal Arikan, was shot to death in Janu- Domenici insisted, however, "this program would thizer was among them. Government losses were put ary while his car was stopped at a traffic light, and the turn this nation around" by cutting deficits to $8 bil- at 22. Justice Commandos of the Armenian Genocide also lion in 1983 and $19 billion in 1985 and producing The army source, who declined to be identified, said claimed responsibility for that attack. lower interest rates in the process. in a telephone call from San Francisco Gotera, about Armenian nationalists accuse the Turks of slaugh- As part of the plan, Domenici called for trimming $3 70 miles due east of here, that an undetermined tering 1.5 million of their countrymen in Turkey in billion from the deficit in 1984 and an additional $11 number of combatants were wounded on each side. 1915 and driving hundreds of thousands more into billion in 1985 through "Social Security solvency" In San Salvador, military officials and the U.S. exile. The Turkish government has never acknowl- steps. Embassy said they were checking a rebel claim that an edged the accusation. Aides said these were savings expected to be recom- American, identified as Joseph David Anderson, was mended by a bipartisan study commission looking into killed April 27 while taking part in a guerilla opera- Social Security. But they refused to say whether tion in Morazan province, the target of the government Domenici envisioned the savings in the form of benefit cuts or tax increases. sweep. Washington-With President Ronald Reagan's The leftists' clandestine Radio Venceremos said -record defense bill pending, the Senate held a secret Anderson, reportedly traveling with guerilla bands session yesterday to hear two colleagues outline what since January 1981, was killed near the village of Poza the Pentagon says is an unrelenting military buildup Honda. Anderson's age and hometown were not given by the Soviet Union. Washington-The Senate Judiciary Committee- by the broadcast and the embassy said no one by his The "threat briefing" by Sen. John Tower (R-Texas), :including conservative Chairman Strom Thurmond of name was on record with its consular section. the Armed Services Committee chairman, and Sen. South Carolina-yesterday approved by 17-1 an exten- Barry Goldwater (R-Arizona), who chairs the Intelli- sion of the Voting Rights Act after the compromise * ** .- .,. . gence Committee, was the first closed session of the measure was embraced both by President Reagan and Senate in more than two years. civil rights organizations. Moscow-A senior Soviet official yesterday angrily And, not coincidentally, it came as the Senate pre- The legislation now goes to the Senate floor, where rejected President Ronald Reagan's offer to meet pared to begin full-scale debate on legislation that final action is almost certain following some protests Soviet President Leonid I. Brezhnev at aJune meeting would authorize a record $180.3 billion for Defense form conservatives led by Sen. Jesse Helms (R-North at the United Nations, saying the Kremlin wanted a Department procurement, research, operations and Carolina). "prepared" summit in Europe this fall. maintenance and Civil Defense programs for the fiscal Repeatedly, opponents said, the compromise singled "We are waiting for a clear and accurate reply from year that starts Oct. 1. out the South for "punitive' treatment for discrimina- the American president" on Brezhnev's April 17 prop- tory voting practices which no longer apply. Other osal for an October summit on neutral ground, said , * E parts of the agreement, he said, will eventually extend Yuri Zhukov, 74, a candidate member of the policy- undesirable enforcement requirements from southern making Central Committee and a political commenta- states to the rest of the nation. tor for the Communist Party newspaper Pravda. Miami - Florida welfare officials, upset with the In reply, Sen. Alan Simpson (R-Wyoming), said: a** Reagan Administration's decision to curtail refugee "Let's not blather about a double standard. This stuff aid, are inviting Cubans and Haitians to "vote with voting rights violations never started in my state. Warsaw, Poland - Rioting broke out yesterday in their feet" by moving to states that have better welfare When we are talking about voting rights, we are talk- the Baltic port city of Szczecin for the second time in as programs. ing about civil rights." many days. Authorities reimposed a night curfew in' That suggestion prompted outrage firom strapped Among the East amendments which failed was a Warsaw as well as other martial law measures. welfare officials in some Northern states yesterday. proposal to make it easier for muncipalities and coun- It was not immediately clear in which other cities In Florida, monthly subsistence checks of $119 are ties accused of voting rights violations to escape Jus- the restriction went into effect, but the East German being cut off for aliens who have been in the United tice Department scrutiny. news agency ADN said the curfew was imposed in States 18 months or longer. Some 32,000 refugees in All of nine states and parts of 13 others must now Warsaw, Szczecin and Gdansk. South Florida - nearly all of them Cuban and Hai- seek Justice Department approval for any change in Disorders in Szczecin, a provincial capital about 15 tians - will be affected this month. their election laws. miles from the East German border, were announced in Parliament by Interior Mininster Gen. Cieslaw *** Kiszczak in a review of Monday's clashes between in Warsaw and -Stte l ILoOc police and Solidarity union supporters Washington - Republican turmoil over a new at least 13 other cities. budget intensified yesterday as Sen. Peter V. Dome- nici, chairman of the Senate Budget Committee. pro- Albany-The state Senate's Investigations and Tax- posed skipping this year's Social Security ation Committee voted 9-2 yesterday to send a bill to cost-of-living increase and said he would accept a delay the floor of the full Senate which would raise New in the 10 percent tax cut scheduled for 1983. Yorlk's legal drinking age from 18 to 19. - A gunman wearing a Somerville, Massachusetts "It does not have the blessing, implicit or otherwise, The legal drinking age in New York has been 18 jogging suit and sun glasses and wielding two hand- of the White House. It is not a Republican plan," since the end of Prohibition. consul as he guns fatally shot an honorary Turkish Domenici (R-New Mexico) conceded in unveiling a While the drinking age bill has 30 sponsors in the last night, police drove through this Boston suburb proposal with (125 billion in tax increases over the 60-member Senate, it must still get through the GOP said. next three years and $30 billion in cuts from President conference in the Republican-controlled house before About the time of the attack, an unidentified caller Reagan's defense budget. coming to a nfloor vote. No action on the drinking age told The Associated Press bureau in Los Angeles that a "It will be very difficult to pass" intact, Domenici bill is expected in the Senate for at least two weeks group called the Justice Commandos for the Armenian conceded. And less than two hours after he presented Genocide claimed responsibility for the killing. his plan, five Democrats led by Sen. Howard Metzen- i(Compild from A Asimatedse Prs)

Page 2 STATESMAN May 5, 1982 Computer Enrollment Limit Fearerd Reducing Students in MSC 112, 120, 201 Next Fall Predicted By Danielle Milland registering only confirms their requests. "No student Enrollment in the computer courses MSC 112, MSC is guaranteed to get those requests," Bowen said, "it is 120 and MSC 201 "will most likely be slashed," next not a first come first serve thing. When sectioning is year, agreed Stewart Harris, dean of Engineering, done a few weeks later, it is done by class order: grads, Jack Heller, director of the Computer Science Depart- seniors, juniors, etc." When asked why the computers ment and Associate Registrar Gilbert Bowen. Both do not cease taking requests after a certain capacity Bowen and Harris said the problem lies in the basic has been reached, Bowen said, "We don't stop because definition and function of preregistration and in the pre-registration is only a time for requests." insufficient computer facilities. Bowen also felt the limiting factors to the problem According to Brian Ford, president of the Stony with computer courses are the facilities. "If the facili- Brook Computer Science Society, "two-thirds of the ties are there, they can increase the sections," he said. enrollment in all computer science courses for this fall "It is really our problem; the students don't have to will be cut." He said, "MSC 112, which currently has concern themselves with it," Heller said. He added over 400 students enrolled, will be cut back to 120 that as director, he is the one who decides the class size. students in the fall. MSC 120 and 201, which currently "How I determine the size of the class is based on three have almost 200 students in each class will be cut back things: the availability of faculty, and TAs, (teaching to 60 students each." Ford also noted that students assistants) the availability of facilities." He added that have not been informed of this. at this point the facilities are inadequate but that he "'I hope they aren't cut and the administration does and his associates are working on it. "I am sure this not want them cuteither, butchances are they will be," problem will be remedied before the fall." Harris said. 'The problem is there just aren't enough Heller said that University President John Mar- facilities and the provost's office has the problem of burger met with the faculty of the Computer Science there being no budget on this campus," he added. Department and said that he was committted to resolv- When asked what the problem was with the present ing the problem before the fall. "I have faith in Presi- facilities, Harris said, "Some of the equipment is so old. dent Marburger," Heller said. In fact, the keypunches needed for the elementary iThe university has decided to purchase a mid-size computer classes, are being removed in June and are computer for instructional needs by the fall, Provost probably going to be donated to a museum." He stated Homer Neal announced to the University Senate or that the university is in the process of trying to pur- Monday. The money for the new computer will come chase new equipment and that if that is successful, "the from the energy conservation funds the university has courses might not be cut back quite so heavily." amassed over the last year, Neal reported.] In response to Ford's statement that students are Heller added that the Computer Science Depart- pre-registering for classes there is no room in, Harris ment and the Computing Center are "expanding and said, "Pre-registration is misunderstood. Students Statesman/David Jasse strengthening. Within the past two years, we have The wait for a computer terminal may be less next year, as request, but that does not insure that they get it. limited enrollment in computer courses becomes more hired three new professors, fired others that were not Students are making a big fuss over nothing." likely. producing and invested $80,000 received from "Students will definitely be closed out of some of the research, into retaining faculty. We are currently computer courses for various reasons and I don't think Bowen defended the pre-registration process by say- planning a network of five computers for graduate the percentage will be as high as two-thirds," Bowen ing, "Students have a lot of misconceptions about pre- students, too," he said. said. "People will be de-registered because as is the registration. First of all, the pre-registration tickets The Computer Science Department, Heller said, is usual case - they do not have the proper prerequisites. are for crowd control, so the lines don't become too currently planning the acquisition of a $5 million Besides, the demand is always greater than the actual long. Secondly, tickets are not for priority purposes." grant. "I feel sure that with the help of President need." He explained that the receipt a student gets after pre- Marburger, we will be able to overcome this problem."

SB Gets News of FinancialAid Cut s

By Greg Pallesehi The United States Congress and the Department of Education have released the preliminary figures for campus-based financial aid programs, revealing sharp cuts in available aid for Stony Brook students. The College Work Study Program has received a 12 percent cutback, Supplemental Educational Oppor- tunity Grants a 25 percent cutback, and the Pell Grants Program is expected to receive a 40 percent cutback. Congress and the Education Department have not, however, reached a compromise on appropriations for the Pell Grant, or Guaranteed Student Loan Pro- grams, creating even more problems. "The uncertainty is staggering," said Stony Brook's financial aid director, Jack Joyce. Student eligibility reports about how much students have been receiving from the government are, according to Joyce, "mea- nlnscless. "It will take from four to five weeks before we hear from Washington exactly what the regulations are concerning the Pell Grant before we can begin to consider what eligibility reports mean," he said. This is having a number of consequences on Stony Brook. It means, for example, that the freshman applicants for next year do not yet know how much financial aid they will be receiving, if any. It is because of this, Joyce Stony Brook' said, "that the reply date for these applicants has been dirctor J extended to late May instead of May 1. bme H Default lobnA next What has hurt Stony Brook's National Direct Stu- probems. dent Loan (NDSL) allocation was due to a default rate of 19 percent. "What students don't understand," Joyce said, "is that the money they pay back does not go into some private fund. It goes back to other Stony Brook students." Joyce will be attending a meeting of the State Uni- versity Financial Aid Association in Albany next week. "I hope to find out some more information at the meeting," said Joyce, -otner Man tnat, it s jus a matter of waiting." May 5, 1982 STATESMAN Page 3 tEBATE On your Cllege King LAST THREE DAYS

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- Page 4 STATESMAN May 5, 1982 Arguments Thwart Polity Senate

- Proposed AA Changes Are Never Discussed

By John Burkhardt Attempts to propose changes in Polity's affirmative action program failed Monday night, as the Polity Senate meeting turned into a shouting match and broke up after less than an hour. The Polity Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action Act was passed after five hours of heated debate two weeks ago. There were barely enough senators to make quorum at last nights meeting, and like those in which the affirmative action act was passed, there were nearly as many spectators. Spectators and senators alike shouted at each other and, at one point, Bob Peatino, executive director of Stony Brook Safety Services, walked out of his first- aid class down the hall to request quiet. "I don't want to call Public Safety," he said. The meeting never got past the first part of its agenda, Polity President Jim Fuccio's president's report. Fuccio attempted to propose a number of amendments to the affirmative action act to reduce the affirmative action officer's authority, but Senate Chairman Van Brown said the act could not be changed since it contains a clause requiring that a week's notice be given before any amendments of it are voted on. "If you vote any amendments to this, you are violating your own legislation, and I forbid this body from doing it," he said. Fucc io said that si nee the matter h ad been d iscussed at previous meetings, "I would say that the Senate has manifested its intent," to amend the affirmative action act. There was heated debate about whether anyone had expressed intent to amend the Affirmative Action Act, whether they should at least consider changes, and vote on them at an emergency meeting next week and the fact that Brown was not present at the Polity Coun- zil meeting where the proposed amendments to the affirmative action program were discussed. Brown insisted that he was not informed, and this, too was disputed. "They want to water down this plan, they want to make it into nothing," said Brown. He charged that "part of the Council," had requested a set of "supposedly friendly amendments a few minutes before this meeting, now they want to railroad it through." Fuccio said the intent of the affirmative action pro- SaT(si e a ;! .us :av'ri jasse gram was to set up guidelines and procedures that Polity Vice-PresidentVan Brown (left) and Pridoent Jim Fuccio (right) argued about Polity's affirmative action guidelines at would make Polity's hiring practices fair, but that the the Monday meeting. The meeting was characterized by disruptions, shouting and general disorder (top), and ended act, as passed, would give the affirmative action officer prematurely. "blanket grants of executive authority." Early in the meeting, Polity Treasurer Tracy minutes. One spectator, Virginia Baxter, finally stood but there was constant heated discussion, most of it Edwards made a motion to overrule the chair, and up and yelled at Fuccio that the lack of his order from the spectators. At one point, Fuccio asked per- though it passed, Brown said he couldn't be overruled, proved his failure as a leader. "You call yourself a mission to finish without interruptions, and when it since he was properly interpreting the Senate's law in president? What an example for the so-called sena- was denied he told Brown "You are just using your forbidding them to amend the Affirmative Action Act. tors," she said. authority as chair to disrupt my report." Edwards said her motion actually meant to have Senators began drifting out of the meeting, and it Brown replaced as chair, but the meeting drifted into a The meeting started again, and several minutes broke up when a count shortly after 9 PM showed not different conversations for the next five or 10 later, Brown gave Fuccio permission to speak again, enough senators to make quorum. dozen ---- 9 -- -

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- - I Page 6 STATESMAN May 5, 1982 Alternative to a Draft? Students Say They'd Enlist for Aid By the Collk Prem Seriw Record numbers of high school a chance to earn their way through col- seniors would enlist in the military if the John Andrews, education specialist for Bachman doesn't see the movement of lege by serving a tour in the armed for- the students Pentagon gave them financial help to Veteran Administration in out of the military as a nega- ces," said Jerald Bachman, the social Washington, D.C. "But there is legislative. "The military needs citizen soldiers get through college, a University of psychologist who ran the survey. Michigan study has concluded. tion before Congress now that would just as badly, if not more, as it does the Bachman sees the study results as a create The survey estimates twice as many such a program. For three years people who make the service their dramatic change in student attitudes of active service, career." high school seniors would join the mil- the bill would entitle about the military. In 1980 his survey enlistees to 36 months The military needs itary than currently plan to if they got of educational the so'called "in- found a growing number of students benefits with $300 per and-outers" education benefits similar to those con- month." to "fill all the spots at the willing to serve in the military. Enlist- But the Pentagon bottom that tained in the old G.I. Bill, which was and Reagan Admin- long-term personnel ment did subsequently increase, a phe- istration favor re-working the Veterans wouldn't be interested in." amended in 1977 to exclude new nomenon Bachman attributes enlistees. to the Educational Assistance Program "In the military, it's critical to have faltering economy. (VEAP) instead, Andrews said. VEAP the average citizen represented. We Michican researchers asked more But he cautions that the picture could allows active personnel to contribute need people in there who aren't than 18,000 high school seniors nation- depend- change as the economy improves, thus -partof their pay to ent on the military for a career. wide what they thought of exchanging an education fund, They're making it necessary for the Pentagon to which the government will match on the ones in a position to blow the whistle three years of military service at low a add new incentives to join the armed two-to-one basis. The without risking their pay for four years of college Pentagon favors livelihood." aid, plus forces. the plan because "they've In any case, he $300 a month in living expenses. been meeting predicts "military "If unemployment drops," he said, their recruitment projections," recruiters are going Three of four students to start paying liked the idea. "the armed forces may quickly find Andrews explained. attention to Over a third of the males the educational benefits and a fourth of themselves in the same difficult recruit- He believes the government also fears they offer." the females said they'd be likely to enlist ing position they experienced in the late a "trade-off" like the one envisioned Bachman says the program he if the program existed today. in asked seventies. Furthermore, the number of the Michigan study would encourage seniors about would be preferable to a -"The response suggest that there is a young people leaving hign school will students to leave the military too soon. draft 'eaven though the draft is much less potentially large and representatives decline over the next several years, and VEAP conversely encourages re- expensive. Anybody who thinks about cross section of high school seniors who this will add to recruiting problems." enlistment to keep the college funds the draft to save moeny is thinking in would be receptive to programs offering "I'm not aware of the survey," said growing. out-dated, inequitable terms."

r-- -~- ~ ~ ~ MM Ik r M o v f >) e 0 a r Complex Director, ve to n I bGL. A Son, . p°re"U'e.. iStagev XVI. Students Dispute Problems

By Nadia Sefein a recent incident in which Kennedy and Greenfield A preliminary meeting was er held yesterday in the Student removed doors and venetian blinds from laundry rooms in Affairs office concerning a dis- F r , l o ,~"»w " pute between Hamilton the complex, claiming that this r-; r -o - ao,, Banks, f^::': quad director of Stage XVI, was a necessary safety measure, Mike Kennedy, chairman of the which in spite of repeated LFF 4 I .. 4 't..',I. Graduate Student Organiza- requests, was not taken care of "«».. ^t. tion and resident of the com- through proper channels, Frontpage of a Febnu»V 1981 Sts- U-4- ", Kennedy said. tnman told of busdr rivn Jim Calft plex, and Mace Greenfield, with Public Safety The dispute concerns the president of the Stage XVI Res- #,z,A M*,$, *#rPcIt,, idents' Association. high rate of vandalism at the The meeting was spurred by complex and action to deter future crimes from happening. According to Greenfield, he Former had spoken to Banks on several Coram Bus Driver occasions concerning measures to ensure the safety of residents of the complex, such as remov- ing some doors from unused Sues SB for False Arrest closets in the laundry room, to prevent surprise attacks by By Laura Craven The trial yesterday in New vandals. When no action was York State A former employee of the Coram Bus Ser- Court of Claims in the state building in Haup- taken to remove the doors, vice took the university to court yesterday pauge included two witnesses who were on the Greenfield and Kennedy requesting the payment of $10,000 for false bus at the time of the incident. Calfa's lawyer, removed the doors themselves arrest. alawyer representing the state and a judge. and laid them by the door to There were no witnesses for the state. The Bank's residence. "I'm presi- The law suit is the result of an arrest made judge should hand down a decision in about dent of the Residents' Associa- by Public Safety officer Domonick Macedonio two weeks. tion - I'm not going to idly of charges of illegal imprisonment on Dec. 23, Calfa went to court on Feb. 25. 1981, on stand by,' Greenfield said. 1980, when Calfa was driving his bus through charges of illegal imprisonment and received The entire matter is still campus to Port Jefferson. Calfa said it was a an adjournment in contemplation of dismissal under investigation by the snowy day and he was a little bit annoyed (ACOD). According to Doug Little, commun- hearing officer in charge and because a Public Safety car was driving very ity relations officer for the Department of Student Affairs and at this slowly in front of him and failed to use its car Public Safety, an ACOD means that one is point a formal hearing date has signals twice. Calfa said he shouted to the "guilty" and receives six months probation. If not been set Banks stated that officers in the car, who ordered him to pull in that six months. Little said, the person is a3 there was a possibility that the over and Macedonio boarded the bus. Calfa not arrested for anything else. his record matter could be settled without said that he was worried about keeping wsm - phtsW er Buha the remains clean. But, Little said, Calfa was tA -i- ot slits a hearing but said that he did schedule and asked Macedonio to get off the found guilty in court" not wish to comment further. bus or prepare to take a ride to Port Jefferson. As for the lawsuit, Little said. it is not unus- "As far as I'm concerned, *~~~~ sodn sm o s Calfa said that Macedonio did not respond so ual for the officer not to be present when some- nothing can be settled unless he closed the doors and began drivingwith the one is suing the state. He said the state chose the quad director, whoever he Ikmo » b~i i|m~i Ong wMft tt officer aboard. Macedonio ordered him to not tosubpeonatheofficer in thiscase. "It'sup d"FRm __ AtcemorsbnWmay be, is acting fairly, effi- pull over or he would be arrested for to the judge," he said. 'It's in the court's 9ttingtik9p_xmd ciently and competently," kidnapping. hands.' Greenfield said. - __A

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Students' Morality Is No Business Of Anyone Else

The University Senate embroiled itself in what proved to be a futile, albeit calm, debate about whether to provide information about academic dishonesty for use in making recommendations to professional schools. We're glad that the plan was not passed at the Monday meeting, and we hope enough support can be gathered against it by the fall, when it will corn come up again. The chief argument in favor of the proposal was because professional schools that ask for recommendations were becoming annoyed that they were getting incomplete data. A representative from the office of Curriculum and Instruc- P-19 0-Ir------"-com limensin writngt:_Mr tion pointed out a school that no longer accepts Stony Brook applicants because one Stony Brook graduate was once compliments in writing to: Mr. U.S. Peace Coucil, have taken Blame Yourselves: Columbus accepted and it was later learned of his undergraduate Wilson, Campus on the task of organizing a record, which included An Open Letter Bus, South P-Lot, SUNY at strong labor presence at the a finding of academic dishonesty. But Stony do we want Brook, New York, 11794. demonstration. to make ourselves subject to the whim of profes- To All Commuters Perhaps more sional positive feed- Lisa Elkind schools? Do we want to just roll over and play dead, back will result in improved despite any moral convictions? We don't think so; we can't Another semester hes come performance by the bus Offensive Cartoon allow outsiders to dictate policy. and gone and once again I have service. By the way, Commuter heard the grumbling and com- Col- ,Tothe Editor: Opponents of the plan had plaints of lege is in the Union in room 080. a number of good points, how- fellow commuters I was appalled by the cartoon ever. A finding of academic about the bus service. We pay enough in student dishonesty is not an adjudicated activity run in Statesman (sic) April 28, matter, it is simply Granted, it isn't what it could fees every year, at least a charge by a faculty member that is never now commuters 1982. 1found it absolutely taste- answered be, but as far as I could tell it have some- by the student. Does that make the student thing to show for less and offensive. The human guilty? has improved over the last it. It's there body is And even if it does, do we want that to forever for you and once you often attractive, pleas- damage that three years I've been here. It try it, I ing to look at, student's future? Academic dishonesty seems think you'll like it. Give it a especially after a is not even a crime- to me that there has been shot winter of layers of it is a moral code-but even a genuine effort and feel as if your fees have heavy clo- if it was, would the punishment to placate the thing. But these were not of damaging an entire commuters by getting finally been used practically. academic career but suitable for one buses (Hey, human bodies portrayed, mistake. Clearly, where they should be and on Mafia Mike, the cement the punishment would not fit the crime. shoes didn't work. rather they were the fantasy time. But this is not always the Commuter stereo-type of We also case. And College tee shirts are the what the female think that when a faculty member is asked for a in such instances, it is hot- -figure should approximate: up to all the test commodity on campus.) recommendation, he is being asked for his own evaluation commuters large breasts, small waists, of involved to let the right I hope that all you commuters legs the student, based on what he knows people spread, and scantily clad. (Is of the student's work. know. When my fellow commu- out there who see themselves as Let's not allow lazy the woman in the middle of the professors to simply base their evalua- ters show their apathy, I cannot the apathetic I have described tions 'lay-out' really reading Oink on their colleagues' opinions, let them give their honest help to say to myself that in part get pen in hand or phone on ear and act. So next magazine?) The cartoonist also appraisal or none at all. the bus service (or lack of it) is semester, if you had a line the commuters' have a complaint about for those of us who One other reason for which we are wary fault. But there service resent this of the proposal is are several and don't act, blame yourselves. "view" (or viewing) that findings of academic courses of action of the female body: dishonesty are just that-f indings. that all commuters And it isn't too late to write con- "It's twice as There is can take to relaxing without those no trial or judge except that the university does rectify the situation. cerning this semester. lecher- provide. ous guys oogling (sic) us." That That's fine for the university, but not for a charge that First of all, there is a com- John Del Grosst plaint yet, it may be possible on occa- transcends its bounds. phone in the bus shelter Commuter sion to avoid in South P-Lot. the rating of our Use it. A con- bodies as pieces of meat Quagmire Capers, cerned person who happens and by Anthony Detres, appears today on page 10. to A Second Chance enjoy a few hours of privacy operate one of those diesel with our belching vehicles On Disarmament own bodies. The went to the second frame of the cartoon trouble to put up the complaint »^- ^ ------«--™-- ---I ---l -I""^---- shows us that this is not possi- number. So you have no excuse not to To theEditor: ble, that women (even in large call (it doesn't even cost a Mark June groups) are dime). If you have 12 on your not free of the a complaint. calendar. On that date, we threat of rape. That word is call and register it. I have fol- in lowed the United States will get the carefully chosen. The men pic- the route of the call from chance to tured inception to reception join our trailblazing are violating these and the European friends in protesting women, are without calls do get results. The consent, Howard SSt the nuclear arms race when forcibly penetrating the lives number to call is (24)6-3308. It of Editor-in-Chief works hundreds of thousands demon- these women, though with and so should you. strate before zoom Besides this you the Second U.N. lenses and telescopes have two Special Session on rather Laura Crevn David M. Durst other alternatives. If you have Disarma- than penises. Managing Editor Business Manager encountered ment. Demands will be made Tasteless and offensive? Yes. a problem that is that our so serious you feel government imme- But then my own sense of writing a let- diately transfer humor has Dom Tavolls ter would be more effective a portion of the been known to run Associate military in Editor than a phone call, budget to domestic that direction. So I reread do so. social needs, and that the cartoon, Address your complaints (or we "stop looking for the John producing/start joke. ActiFm Now Dmretorm w Burkhardt compliments) to: Mr. Peter reducing' our The only "joke' I find is Editorsw Glenn Taverns, Mitchell Wagner nuclear DeMaggio, 120 Administration arsenal. that the women are too stupid to A-to.-it Bor Eddtov !Robert Gorski, Steven Ruder Although Bldg.,SUNY Sttony at Brook, the demonstration know that they are being vio- Spoert Director Peter Wishni is still in the early planning lated. They're being Nomna Gordon, New York 11794. Make violated Spoom Editors Craig SchCbde sure stages, with you give all relevant informa- route of march, not only once-by the male car- Barb. A Fein. Vince Tes speakers. and tion, including date of occur- other informa- toon characters-but twice, we Art Edits Alan Golnick tion not yet confirmed, as readers, voyeurs, get to par- A-amem - Arts Edhors Hiram Maxim. Nancy Tamossitis rence, time, bus number and some n" details are I Pewmove Peenvatori As"e ArleneEberle driver's name if possible. known. Prior to the ticipate in the act as well. So the If you 12th, a week of joke? AAidng PI DAbecto Robwi Wei ;don't have all this information, peace activities Women are never Mcchhel Chan. Oaid Cohen. David JOS will take place all around immune from the surveillance _ _ iftre MtM af includes as much as possible, the ^~~~^^ Skhy HtzNel, country. SinceSinession X.r»N II ___w _ Philip A. Ssu. and clearly describe the offi- of men and are always availa- the prob- cially opens on ArtiLawn lem in as much depth as possi- the 7th, an effort ble as sexual objects-though Jack gwill Hudin ble. be made to use the opening werre too stupid to know it. days for publicity on JJuna J J. MaCkin The second alternative con- the dem- Frankly, I don't find the joke in onstration and - cerns compliments of jobs public educa- the least bit amnusing. well tion on the arms done by drivems If you feel race. There I think we deserve an apology really good about twill be a religious convocation fromrothe ito the editor €Amwur~ftrpff~f tffwW fOrdY opmnn ofvntwwdworalferwWas wrinenb how a driver on am of its opvwsb has performed, June 13, and massive civil of Statesman()ic), and aoone or a desgne let him or her :disobedience know (don't be afraid to on June 14 for on the staff who did not aempt 5, 1982 ask for anyone wishing May names). Better yet, send your to participate. to keep this frfm being printed- Some groups, including the EElikabet M. Baetee Pagw 8 STATESMAN May 5. 1982 - ---- "

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I Romeo and Juliet "'Romeo and Juliet" features two different casts which Fine Arts Center alternate performances during the show's run (ending with a Opening Night performance this Saturday night). After viewing Wpe by Gregg R. Glover the opening night cast (the one featuring Ross Kramer as 'hat do you get when you take a group of college Romeo and Claudia Egli as Juliet,) the most striking char- students, put them through a year of training and study in acteristic of this performance was the depth with which Shakespeare, and end it all with a special performance of even the smallest character parts were portrayed, giving one of his plays? Well, in the case of Bill Bruehl's class the full rich characters of Shakespeare much deserved and cast of ""Romeo and Juliet," the answer is a produc- credit. The year' s preparation is definitely noticed on tion that can easily be described as among the best Stony stage. While the actual staging of the production began Brook's Drama Department has ever presented. The cast just five weeks ago, the actors work together to form a and crew of "Romeo and Juliet"' do a fine job grappling highly successful, cooperative ensemble, an accomplish- with Shakespeare and presenting his tragic tale of sad- ment which makes this particular production standout. ness and woe in a clear, simple, professional manner, The cast of "Romeo and Juliet" seem to handle Sha- resulting in a magnificent overall effort. (continued on page 15A) mommor,

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abortion reeral and sexual health I care. EROS Is located in the Infirm- ary Rm. 11 9. The EROS office Isopen CO~~NGuTLAI from IO a.m. to 5 p.m. on Monday through Friday or callI 246-LOVE. TOTH CASIFV2 ni: From anthropology Cl~ub Speaker Series: INTER*VARSITY CHRISTIAN FELLOWSHIP f- presents (Our Final meeting for Spring '82 will be on May 6th, 1982 at 8:130 p-Dm. held this Thursdayat 7:30 p.m. InUnion 226.) W: the Social and Behavioral Science Building N505 PROFESSOR MICHAEL KENNY, of Simon Fraiser University, will speak on: ASIANV STUJDENT ASSW. Culture, Mental Ilness and reud:A ELEC~TIONt! Anthropological View/. AGENDA: Election & Upcomin future events Organizational meeting for next year. DATE: May 6th TIME: &00 p.m. L s ALL ARE WELCOME!!! PLACE: Old Eng. 143 J1 Come out and vote for your friends!

0 l 7~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ the Society of --Women's Center, Physics Students Students Against Apartheid, is having a African Students Organization, Tour of the el-y Internation Students Organization, I Ir* Van de Graaff IT' and Graduate Students Organizat- DATE: Thursday, May 6th ion are presenting a play on TIME: 2:30 p.m. PLACE: Meeting room S-140 SOUTH AFRICA on May 5, 1982. .'I I Grad. Physics - Place: Union Auditorium ALL ARE WELCOME!! Time: 8:00 PM :Tickets: $1.00;

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=In IU^ 11 a quanu Dluil VI rut; 1io anU LOOK DaCK in Anger, clubs, train stations, public and the recent collaborations David Bowie-changeling. toilettes and sleazy back streets. with Brian Eno. Bowie's appearance in the film is Leading-off the record is "V-2 an ode to the latest in electronic side out are "Boys Keep Swing- technology, which is not surpris- ing,' a good rock and roll tune and ing given Bowie's preoccupation "Sense of Doubt,' a spooky, I , , 2 f $£ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~1with electronics on albums like atmospheric moodpiece co- ['. a 4ss&A~~ cowA£eHp act '5b. . Low, Heroes, and Lodger. written with Eno. "Heroes/Helden" is the next On side two fo!!owing "Station

--% track. This is a somewhat differ- to Station" is another Bowie/Eno limited to a concert sequence Schneider,'' a spacy instrumental ent version than the one included tune, "Look Back in Anger,' a which lasts about 10 minutes, in punctuated by some driving saxo- on Bowie's 1977 album. Three of simple, short straightforward which time he delivers a knockout phone breaks and a pulsing bass the seven- verses in the song ,piece of rock and roll with rather version of "Station to Station," line that cuts through the swirling included here are sung by Bowie enigmatic lyrics that is anti- which packs power and punch washes of sound created by the in German. Otherwise the two climatic coming after "Station..." and is a fine piece of rock 'n roll. keyboards and synthesizer. versions are identical. Whether "Stay" is a not very memorable It's the definite highlight of the Unfortunately, no musican cred- this track was re-recorded or just piece of disco fluff, it should have album. its are given on the album, so one redubbed vocally for the sound- been kept off the album. The final With the exception of "Station has to go back to the various track, the album notes never cut on the side, "Warszawa" is a to Station" all the tunes here are albums to find out who's playing make clear. At any rate, in either lovely neo-classicist moodpiece, studio tracks culled from various what. The following cut, "TVC- version, "Heroes" is a strong and (continued on page 6A)

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- - Nukebo :e Novel Nuclear War: What's In it For deserves and needs to gain some You kind of sensibility. Pocket Books Written as a source book for $2.95 Ground Zero Week (a nation-wide - by Raymond Fazzi week of discussions and educa- s we proceed with our lives, tional workshops recently held the thought of Soviet missiles concerning the nuclear age,) it pointed towards our homeland will give anyone an overview of seldom gives us reason to our world's nuclear plight without shudder. Too distant and fantas- the political rhetoric and scientific tic, this problem is invariably jargon that attempts to lend credi- ignored and more immediate con- bility to a hopelessly confused cerns are what we deal with. We and illogical method of warfare. certainly don't live in a state of The writers try to present the fear, but do we have reason to? situation as it truly is and appears There's a growing concern in to be going. Unfortunately, this this country that's going beyond honest view is what sometimes the "Hell No, We Won't Glow" makes this book so frightening. demagogueries and making its When dealing with the techni- way into the political arena. cal and statistical side of the Nuclear warheads aimlessly nuclear arms race, this book only aimed at the world's largest popu- touches the surface. It will tell lation centers are no longer being you, in rough terms, how the taken as an unfortunate draw- bombs work, how they are deli- back of modern warfare- vered, who has them and how we especially by those who happen may defend against them. How- to live in these centers. Ground ever, it is straight-forward Zero is the name of one of the enough to get the main point many organizations formed in across: nuclear arms can and will response to this growing concern. destroy everything and everyone Calling itself "a non-partisan, if they are all used. Except for a few "lucky" survivors, civilization educational project producing You? nuclear arms, leaves you dan- would be destroyed. Once this -materials and programs respon- This copmpact little handbook gling when confronted with a key message is effectively transmit- sive to the concerns of the Ameri- should be carried by anyone pro- question and presents nuclear ted, the technicalities shrink in can people regarding nuclear fessing ani active or passive inter- arms logic as nothing more than importance and a desire for an war," it has produced a handbook est in thEe looming prospect of risky speculation. In other words, abrupt halt ensues. By simply .for anyone concerned about the nuclear %Avar. It is written on a this book deals with the nuclear current nuclear muddle, entitled fifth-gradfe level, contains basic, arms race on a level that it (continued on page 12A) I. ^Neighborhood k A 1 '1"'- 0 The M use ums A dmift M om f or Fr ce . . . . r^ifeJ . i^ w h o i'^ w ^ A»* l~~nm.^.^'c Lenin. fWzlrtia^ Irm a Iovc tha A by Alan Golnick I 1C AUI IVJUX;UIII IVldIlI %.vI firy, obU vtyo LItM nna Jarvis began a 1907 campaign for >1contributions of Stony Brook's Mount family nationwide observance of Mother's Day, fol- o to 1 9th century American arts. Made possible lowing in the footsteps of Julia Ward Howe. through partial funding from Suffolk County The latter made the first known suggestion in under the auspices of the Office of Cultural this country in 1872. She suggested people Affairs, the exhibition is complemented by the observe Mother's Day on June 2, as a day Members Gallery display of photographs and dedicated to peace. She held an annual Moth- writings by Edward P. Buffet, Mount's first er's Day meeting in Boston for several years biographer and artist, and a resident of the a Kantuckv Hawkins-Mount house during the 1920s. Umivaanri UnruMnalyy Tanulaaiwv;:> Rac-caan-Low *, ce az *»NUVy schoolteacher, started conducting Mother's Day celebrations in 1887. In 1904, Frank E. If mother remembers horse drawn travel, Hering of South Bend, Indiana, began a cam- her memories will be rekindled on Saturday paign for the observance of Mother's Day. (raindate, Sunday) from 1 PM to 4 PM when Jarvis, of West Virginia and Philadelphia, The Museums will present a Carriage Caval- chose the second day in May. In 1908, cade. In addition to rising in wagons, carts and churches in Grafton and Philadelphia held other vehicles, the entire family can partici- Mother's Day celebrations. At the 1912 Gen- pate in activities centered around the Car- eral Conference of the Methodist Episcopal riage Museum's collection of over 100 horse Church in Minneapolis, a resolution was drawn vehicles. Films will be presented on made recognizing Jarvis as the founder of harnessing and driving a horse, and blacksmi- Mother's Day, the second Sunday in May. thing demonstrations and horse shoe games Mother's Day received national recognition will be featured. and on May 9, 1914, when President Woodrow Admission to the Carriage Cavalcade for Wilson signed a joint resolution with Con- AM to 5 PM. The Museums is $2.50 for adults, $2 gress recommending that the legislative and Current exhibitions at The Museums senior citizens and students, $1 for children 6 and the executive branches observe Mother's include 15 miniature rooms that illustrate age 6 to 1 2 and free for those under age should be parked in the lot Day. The next year, Wilson was authorized to periods of interior design from 16th century members. Cars Yacht Club across declare Mother's Day as an annual, national Elizabethan to 1930s Moderne, in the History next to the Stony Brook the Three Village Inn on Main Street. observance. Museum. One of the finest decoy collections from Being high on remembrance, The Muse- in the country chronicles the history of wildfo- Transportation to The Museums for the Car- ums at Stony Brook, one mile west of the wling on Long Island in an adjoining exhibit. riage Cavalcade will be provided on a regular university on Route 25A, will honor mothers "A Family Palette," the current exhibition in basis. - May 5. 1982 STATESMAN/Alternatives Page 5A l~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~-- a I I LSWAOEN OWNEAS Anthropology of Israel - Sociology 206

Ike Co ion's Bus l 129 Hallock Ave.RMe.25A Jt2 non Sl. Tuw.-Sat. 92a 98 8 amn.-6:30 p.m. 6 Credit Course I I 5 Week On K ObbuOn M11 Bim rt-mv~.s rmu7n i AKE PADS ;i! I* * 10 Dans Touing Y Foreign Car * 10 Days Free Time m Option To Travel To Egypt (co~ntinudf-om page 3) SAVE $20.00 IA A A ALL INCLUSIVE |97 JuLIA 1st Departure 9w 99 its haunting, Tune-up. Oil Change. 4 CYL. ONLYP moody mel- Valve Adjustment, - - ~ ody is reminiscent of Filers Replaced. Tire Pressure Senviced. Battery Water Alfor, Food, Service. Lubrication -includes all moving parts down to door some of Erik Satie's short Nng"- PLUS MUCH MORE $1198 Touring &tBoard piano pieces. Evidently, Plus $192 Tuton Bowie and Brian Eno Istale BUG $58.98 bring out the best in each other, as the four tunes Parts &Labor RABBIT 49Q 95f Contact: they co-wrote on this record can attest. Dr. Anita Schwartz Bowie, like Bob Dylan, Nassau Comm. College -Sociology Dept. seems to have a pen- Garden Clty, N.Y. chant McPHEARSON 79o9AC 516-22-7452/7"1 for dramatic and STRUTS » *< I sudden musical and sty- listic shifts, never con- - E -~~~~~~~~ l-= tent for long to remain in one mode of expression. Unpredictable, like *------Dylan, stasis is a word that can never be used to describe his career. Con- : END of *. tinuing his romance with the culture of Weimai era Germany, Bowie i! IHE CBmD5E -. reportedly slated to record an album of 0 r^ ik Brecht/Weill songs. * ; Whatever the results, it's I* bound to be an interesting opening to the next * phase of his constant * obsession with -style. This soundtrack record- I ing is a summing-up and * drawing to a close the * current phase of his * career.- * 9 .9 .* * . Get -Off *. I . I i **. A. My Casei . . I I *. {conWnued from page 7A) * Ao stuff accomplishes what *. . it sets out to do, and no . one said we had to like it. . . Intime, critics will look . . back on The Record` as . an epic, as its name . 0 suggests, it is a docu- mentary, a time capsule, . a play by play commen- tary on life in the slow n- I * A i lane as told by punks whose only admirers . i

* 00 I come to see them every night just to spit at them I I and try to punch them so . they can brag to their friends i about it. ,1 * , * . Once you've bought I this album (as well you I* I should) you may wonder I what to do with it. The IInext time you have unwanted guests over SFOR INFO and RESERVATIONS i for dinner, don't waste I your time baking a tuna I casserole, just play The : Record, and remember, s:0 .A:LL--51:-- : you may not like the way * *------*---*-- *------these guys look or sound or even what they say, but theydon't care for iPage 6A STATESMAN/Alternatives May 5, 1982 you either. - I Bob Canido *K^^^^^M^^^N^M^H^»^«^N^^0^^W^^^M^M^H^M^M^««^M^Mtf» I 1rl-- r o't-- IB-. S-fte W 3 k

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'Where do they come from?", said lead I/01 vocalist and songwriter Lee Ving, in the movie The Decline and Fall of Western Civilization. "We're from Frisco...we want you to like us...really! We do...here, take my money...change?...l know I have some bills here...here you go.. Actually we

hate you and we think you are all a bunch i" of queers...eat my fuck asshole..." Hey, what does "eat my fuck" mean? Not a 1-7i~ -*' hell of a lot. The insults are an added attraction, and any one of them would make an entire Don Rickles monologue sound like a hallmark greeting card. Send flowers to that girl back home. This Mother's Day, remember Mom with an FTD* Big Hug's Bouquet. A beautiful arrangement of fresh flowers in a distinctive Ceramic Pot. Just stop by your near- est FTD® Florist before May 9, and send the FTD Big Hug Bouquet. It's a special Mother's Day gift the girl back home won't ever forget. Send your love with special care.

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Eby Us& Scholtz ven under a cloudy night sky, hundreds of people gathered to the front of the stage on Stony Brook's athletic field, location of the Spring Fever festivities, awaiting the rockabilly sounds of Robert Gordon. After a half an hour passed the posted time of 10 PM, WBAB's van driver "Fingers," who was the host of the evening, greeted the crowd and soon to follow were the sights of Robert Gordon's entourage. Sporting a simple blazer, slicked back hair and a guitar, Gordon looked out at the audience and kicked into his first number. The sound system was at maximum fidelity so every phrase third show that we've encored with Bruce ever popular "Rockabilly for hearing the show crooned out and each note done together and I'm Springsteen's "Fire,' Boogie" and the no/show instead of seeing it. was heard clearly. damn proud of 'em,' which got the largest from the expected Mar- In this day of dying disco People were kicking up which gave reason for the audience response, and shall Crenshaw, who has and punk rock fads, no their heels on the side- somewhat plodding sound then a really rocking "My composed several songs matter how little was lines to such numbers as compared to the usual Girl Is Red Hot." for Gordon. offered, it felt good to hear 'The Way I Walk" and a electricity of Gordon's Just when the toes The event was well some raw rock and roll fantastic version of the shows. started tapping it was a organized by the SAB staff reminiscent of when it all Yardbirds "'Heart Full Of The concert ended quick goodnight. except the omission of began.- Sou 1. shortly after it began-the Some stood in disbelief seating preference for the The band seemed to lack performance was only stating 'I can't believe it's few listeners in wheel- a certain professionalism around 30 minutes long, over" or "Things were just chairs, who had to settle and tightness but later the biggest disappoint- getting good." Other fac- _~~~~*» _ ^ . . . .- - __

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(connued from page 1A) willed Friar Laurence, who along with the nurse, is one of the few who understands the young kespeare's lovers and tries to help them with their challenging language -with a dilemma. degree of poise and confidence, all speaking There are so many solid performances the lines clearly and in straightforwardly, avoid- this play that it would simply take ing any phony too long to accents or stilted pronuncia- list. The biggest compliment that tions. Much can be bes- to their credit, they manage to towed upon them is as a group, succeed in understanding they do melt most everything together to produce a fine ensemble produc- that they speak, thereby making it clearer for tion, from the actors and actresses on stage the audience to understand to the many hidden the stage managers and technicians off. meanings and poetic phrases in the play. In Much of this is probably due to Bruehl's direc- order to perform Shakespeare well, the actor tion, which in many ways succeeds in must understand him and tangle with the ''springing from tradition" to present a pure, meanings of his language, to command the accurate rendition, sort of like Shakespeare language rather than be commanded by it, laid bare for the actors to enjoy and the something the actors here have succeeded in audience to appreciate. Most every scene is doing. well staged (especially the fighting sequences Of course, even with the success of the cast early in the play, professionally choreo- as a whole, the production would still not be graphed by Tony Simotes), and the whole noteworthy if it weren't for a strong Romeo work flows well into the last tragic scene. and Juliet. Egli is near perfect as Juliet, cap- Much of the production follows this simple turing the audience with her subtle nuances forthright style. The costumes (designed by in character. She is not a bold or dramatic Sigrid Insull) are traditional in nature, and Juliet, but instead a very sensitive, quiet, and mostly white in color, emphasizing simplicity. almost shy one, and with her, the effect is Campbell Baird's set compliments this idea as enchanting. A good example of this can be well, consisting of a series of pipes, stairs and found in the beginning of the second act (Act platforms, with archways at either end of the 11,Scene ii in the script) when Egli engagingly stage that clearly depict the "two households, displays a wide range of emotions, as she both alike in dignity" from which the lovers' moves from beautiful contemplation of love to problem begins. utter horror upon hearing what she thinks is If Bruehl's "Romeo and Juliet" is a good the news of Romeo's death. It is the child-like example of what results from a project the innocence with which Egli portrays Juliet that scope of this one, more of this type should be makes her love of Romeo and her determina- encouraged. It's a positive experience for eve- tion to sustain that love very believable and ryone involved, for the students of the cast moving, and ultimately very sad as she must "Romeo and Juliet," being performed at the Fine Arts Cen- and crew, and ultimately for the audience as suffer the consequences for her love. ter through May 8. well.- _z As Romeo, Ross Kramer complements his ("Romeo and Juliet" runs through May 8. See Juliet well, also displaying a very youthful criticism as it may seem to be, it is one that is noticable nonetheless. Friday's "Weekends" section for a review of image on stage. He is at his best in the scenes the alternate cast.) before he meets Juliet, joking about with his The love scenes between Romeo and Juliet companions and wandering confused, a per- can also be criticized. In actual stage time, son with a tremendous capacity for love look- Romeo and Juliet are shown together very ing for a female to direct that love to and briefly, and so when they do appear together, become submerged in. In the scenes that fol- it must be nothing less than an intense meet- low, he is adequate and complete, as he por- ing of two love-filled souls, star-crossed and trays Romeo in a very natural manner. If there all. While Kramer and Egli are occasionally is a flaw to be mentioned, it is that he is quite good together (as a youthful couple dur- perhaps, at times, merely adequate, sur- ing their meeting in the famous balcony rounded by a number of people whose perfor- scenes, for example), they sometimes fall mances rank outstanding. As unfair a short in capturing the full potential of true romantic love on stage, as seen in the scene of Romeo's departure after their "wedding night." However, while this too is noticeable, it still does not take away from the overall positive effect of the play, partially because of the outstanding performances by most of the secondary characters. One such role is that of Mercutio, which is portrayed by Mark Bridges. Bridges delivers what may be the single best performance of the play-he is excellent in every respect. As one of Romeo's outrageous companions, Bridges uses Shakespeare's lines most effectively, and moves with tremendouus grace and ease. His brilliant rendition of the "Queen Mab" speech, the tale of the fairy queen -- EN%,, spoken to Romeo and his friends, proves tobe ''Ut, of emey _a an example of why it is unfortunate that Sha- kespeare only wrote Mercutio into half the wcLpd AkeoIhak* al "31M play. Other outstanding performances included I whoput up An at &~ ad those of Soraya Ekock and Gary Shiro, as the nurse and Friar Lawrence, respectively. As the nurse, Elcock is just marvelous, playing up Aff ptff A her comic role in the play while providing sta- bility and assurity to Juliet when needed. Shiro is also fine as the trustworthy, good L- -Gtat n

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By Steve Kohn Safety has yet to solve this problem.) As the former chief supervisor of the It was also at this time when 300 tem- Community Service Unit of the Depart- porary resident student parking lot permits wereV icqiiapl 4fn f^Ail4-fr atuff ment of Public Safety, I feel that the ***w%la VWBeA «k-II w .*.*L& uiLY S1UiL Statesman Kennv Pof i!vvl campus community should be made members working in the Graduate Biol- aware of the truths surrounding the ogy building, supposedly to park in Roth unit's inception and evolution, the facts Quad (close to the building). This came behind the resignations of the coordina- as a surprise, because I was told by tors of the unit, and various inconsistan- Robert Francis, vice-president for Cam- SB Rally a Positive Step cies within departmental policies that pus Operations, that only around 35 have been discovered through investiga- were to be issued. How did the Graduate need to be made to bring these qualities tions by Community Service Unit (CSU) By Jim Leotta Biology department acquire 300? to the surface of our society, do not staff members. As with all egocentric people, Mitch Nobody knows. Further investigations believe that alienating people can ever Three years ago, as a freshman, I was Cohen's attack on those that organized found that there were 373 vehicles regis- be a credible plan to bring about these then called the the "Rally Against Cuts"[Viewpoints, employed by what was tered to students who lived in Roth Quad changes. Student Dormitory Patrol. This organi- April 30] was not due to a difference of where there was only 243 parking spa- principle-"I am not opposed, in prinici- Declaring themselves to be "more zation was truly student-run. It had, ces. Dr. Francis later conceeded, limit- ple, to voting, or those who choose to radical then thou"they elevate them- however, a great deal of management ing the use of these permits to Tabler vote..."-but was due to not particularly selves to judge, jury, and as has often problems-among them general lack of Quad. Cohen's naive been the case, to executioner as well. interest and payroll policies (workers agreeing with Mitch I would like to now clarify various change, which, by the So instead of participating in demo- used to get paid for many more hours approach to social items and allegations that appeared in way, after 10 years of organizing here at cracy, instead of realizing the highest than they actually worked). My sopho- the April 28 issue of Statesman in the Stony Brook has as many members as office in a democracy is that of citizen, me promoted to the article more year found "Campus Walk Service Will Sur- counted on two hands. So what instead of treating our elected represen- were can be position of coordinator-there vive." As I mentioned earlier, by March Mitch Cohen is really complaining tatives as vehicles (if it is not going in the organiza- seven of them. Unfortunately, of this year, the position of coordinator about is that Polity did not follow his right direction, get a new one), Mitch tional incongruities were still there, as grew into a full time commitment for recipe for a rally and instead attracted Cohen would have us all join the rally the majority of the coordinating staff the majority of the coordinators. There 3,000 people when they could have circuit, and like the jet set who never were returnees from the previous year. were a few, however, who were still put- attracted 10. miss a party, go from rally to rally let- By the following year, however, the ting down more hours than they actually Though NYPIRG would like to take ting everyone know how unhappy we Dorm Patrol began expanding its servi- were working. As a result of this blatant credit for bringing 3,000 students are. This is not to say that rallies are not ces. Through my involvement with and display of apathy and irresponsibility, I together to hear such a fine range of important-NYPIRG has held some of assistance from the Carnpus Committee announced implimentation of a strict speakers, it cannot NYPIRG was the largest rallies in the country-but on Assault and Rape Prevention payroll enforcement policy. It was at invited by Polity to attend the rally for that rallies must assume their proper (CCARP), the Student Walk Service this time that Public Safety Director the purpose of registering people to vote. place and not become a way of life. Ral- became a reality. Further programs Gary Barnes asked for my resignation. As is NYPIRG's style, whether it be lies must serve as a tool to influence the initiated at this time included attending Mr. Barnes told me that a confidential organizing tenants in "Right to Heat" democratic system not as a college legislature meetings and partic- source within the CSU notified him of campaigns, organizing people to fight replacement. ipating in New Student Orientation, by the current payroll problem, and being "Redlining' by banks, a major cause of Mitch Cohen's perception of partici- providing workshops on personal safety. that I was the supervisor I must pay the neighborhood deterioration, or simply pating in democracy as having to wait We also helped Public Safety direct initial consequences. As a result of this registering people to vote, NYPIRG until election time to voice an opinion is traffic for President Marburger's action, five other coordinators resigned does the best it possibly can or does not part of the reason that democracy is not inauguration. as a protest. leaving two. Subsequently. do it at all. The fact that most speakers functioning as it should. It would be At the beginning of this academic Mr. Barnes asked for their resignations at the rally spoke of registering to vote hard to convince the many individuals year, I was promoted to chief supervi- in order to clean up all the "shit." was due to being asked to do so by those who year round expressed their opinion sor. This gave me the opportunity to I believe there are two ironies here. who, in doing the best job possible, real- before the Suffolk County Legislature, further legitimize the organization by On the lighter side, I was a member of ize that advertising the fact that voter that persistant pressure of a non-violent continuing to repair the damage that the search committee that eventually registration was being done, would nature, will not lead to the .desired had persisted for so long. The job of coor- highered Mr. Barnes. I also find it inter- -simply register more voters. result. The county government is now dinator became a full-time commitment esting that Mr. Barnes is being investi- working with Shoreham's Opponents for me and the majority of the other gated for allegedly having taken a paid As with all those of the disenchanted Coalition in demanding a full physical coordinators. During this year, the pay- vacation in December when he hadn't as left, those whose romantic image of the inspection of the Shoreham nuclear roll inconsistencies among the majority of yet acquired enough hours on the job prolatarian revolution becomes an facility. Though this process is slow it is of workers were reduced drastically. to earn it: sort of phonying his time obsession that divides not only their still quicker than waiting for half the Among projects this year, the Dorm sheets. This matter is currently being potential allies but even those within county to go down to Shoreham and tear Patrol participated in major events such investigated by the Polity Hotline their own organization, Mitch Cohen it down. as working security for Fall Fest The Research Division and the University's would rather attack the first political As each person participates more and patrol also expanded its operations with Internal Audit and Control office. [Kohn rally sponsored by student government more, the response time shortens. And if the acquisition of portable walkie- is the coordinator of Polity Hotline; Carl in many years, rather than the "Corpo- the people of our country want social ism talkies. Singler, director of Internal Audit and rationists" that are poisoning our drink- and our democratically-elected repre- This spring, the organization was Control, would neither deny or confirm ing water, depriving many of food to eat, sentatives want socialism as would be joined by the Roth Quad Student Secur- that an investigation was being con- and systematically undermining the the case in a highly participated-in ity, which monitored resident parking ducted. ] very foundations of our democratic democracy, then there will be socialism. lots, seeing to it that only vehicles which In closing. I would like to wish the society. It is in fact similar to the men- If this is not the case, in the same highly displayed valid resident/student park- CSU good luck. It's a shame that it's not tality of a Ronald Reagan, whose "cow- participated in democracy, the time will ing permits entered thore lots. With this really a student-run organization any boy economics" is indicative of someone not only be right for a mass uprising of acquisition and the institution of a park- more. I want to also thank the men and living in a time warp, atime after World the people, it would be constitutionally ing enforcement progrsm, the Student women of the Department of Public War II when the United States was mandated. So Mitchel, if you fancy is the Dorm Patrol changed its name to the Safety for their help and support esteemed by world opinion. Like the "dictatorship of the proletariat" not Community Service Unit (CSU) of Pub- throughout these past four years, espe- Reagan Administration awakening to only would following this example be lic Safety. One special project that CSU cially Lieutenant Doug Little and Lieut- the fact that the mandate of the people is quicker and ultimately feasible, it staff worked on was an investigation of enant Richie Clark, whom I have been based on an illusion, the disenchanted would insure that we are not left with illegal parking permit distribution. It working closely with for the past two left, finding no support auonx the work- something the people did not want to was diered in only a preliminary years. ing class. turn to feed on those who, begin with. Itwould insure that under the inquiry that there were many instances (The writer is the woordimatorfor Polity though they believe in justice, though guise of Marxism, a dictator of the pro- where faculty/staff members were Hotline and the former chief supervs they believe in economic democrvacy ltntwould not emerge. found to have a resident stdent parking for the Community Svice Unit Qf the though they believe in human compas- (oke writer, project coordinator for permit displayed on their carm (Public Department of Public Safety.) lion, though they believe that changes NYPIRG, spoke at the rally.)

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By Craig Schneider rwiggs,--- like a snowball down a Vermont slope. The most "Whhoooo," said pitcher "Goose" Salg as he often heard sound from the Stony Brook coaches When you won't trotted towards the Stony Brook bench. Salg was "uugggghhh." f took off his hat and wiped a forehead which held Perhaps this is the best way to empathize with settle for less -no sweat. It was just that kind of game: Stony Brook during the fifth inning. Make frustrating. believe you're Daffy Duck. than the best. The pitcher had just watched a ripping fly ball You get up on stage, unfold your demonstra- slide into the glove of his first baseman. Two tion table, and place your trained caged pigeons innings earlier a similar fly ball hit to second. down. You place your famous "Pigeon trapeze orts season in the sun,, was bobbled. The C.W. Post hitter made it easily trick" upon the felt-topped table, confidently. In famed sun glasses by: to first. Two wild pitches later the right cleat of the background, entertaining classical music !thatsame C.W. Post player touched home plate. moves the mood like a cradle swaying on a tree & Lomb One to zero, Post took the lead. branch. Next you place the "Pigeon gymnastics . a- rican, W a %.ODiCrI^ .a. a C.W. Post is the strongest team Stony Brook trick," and then the "Fly through the hoops Terri Brogan has played all year. This posed quite a problem trick." A smirk for the audience, and you raise for Stony Brook, who came into the contest with a the cage to the table-top. In your mind you see & Swim Goggles 3-17record. Post is also the numberone Division the pigeons, before they're even released, * Precision Lenses * Cataract Lenses II team in New York. Let's just say that the smoothly pacing through their tricks. You open Patriots expected a tough game. * Hearing Aids by Rx * Contact Lenses by Rx the cage - and the birds fly out the window. And they got one - and gave one. Though Just when the Patriots thought they had a Stony Brook lost 14-5, they didn't play like a chance to take the lead, C.W. Post scored six runs ' 3-17 team is expected to play", said coach Rick in one inning. W.L. Wiggs Wurster. They played hard. Post accomplished their runs not by driving Early in the game it seemed as though the long balls, but by calculated hits, one right after Opticians, Inc. Patriots came within inches of busting that one another. run deficit. And yet, "It's a pattern we've showed In the seventh inning Post replaced their start- all season, starting out strong and then losing it," ing pitcher. The inning before Stony Brook w as for a dlear diffene said Bill Witkoski, a third baseman w ho made the same switch, only for a totally different injured when a knee slid into his thigh earlier in reason. By then the score was 8-0. 10% DISCOUNT the season. Now he does stats. The replaced C.W. Post pitcher was a lucky STUDENTS, FACULTY "It's not just pitching," said Steve Rizzuto, break. During the eighth and ninth innings the & STAFF with 1.D. another Patriot who was injured during the sea- Patriots scored five runs. Smart-eyed walks. son, though has stayed to "at least be with the some snapping base hits, a few wild pitches, not team." to mention enthusiastic calls like "C'mon let's get everything," said catcher _ ~ I - "It's a mixture of on the ball" and "Yeeeeaaahhh" from teamates I I I James Guarnacia. 'Pitching, coaching, injuries, .. .. Is ..9 gave the Patriots a shot at a comeback. Yet it was e cooperation, the works." too little, too late. In this game, which is their last, Stony Brook's "Listen we've lost to worse teams, by worse _J „ SPEAKER decline began rolling in the fifth inning. It was ^_" EMPORIUM scores," said Wurster. Custom Speakers Cost Less! Car Stereos o Equalizers o Accessories Guitar Amps o String Tuners o Cords o Straps o Styli Pats Tennis Gets Shut Out P.A. Amps o Speakers o Microphones o Cables Record & Tape Headcleaners o Blank Tapes The opponent that Stony Brook's men tennis member Dennis Marcus summed up the match, iRepairs On All Stereo & Musical Equipment team faced Monday was St. John's University- saying, There are different levels of perfor- SPEAKER SYSTEMS FOR HOME/DORM/AUTO and what a formidable team it was. The Patriots mance, especially in tennis. We played well con- were shut out 9-0 against this Division I school, sidering who we were up against" :.AT Up To 50% OFF making their record 6-6. Stony Brook's next match is tomorrow, against s New York Tech. Coach Les Thompson is confi- 90% Discount For SUSR Student and Faculty An all-around excellent team, St. John's has dent that the Patriots will boost their winning Willie Notar, the fourth-ranked player in the record. 14 Center St., Lake Ronkonkoma 737.0131 Eastern Tennis Association. Patriot team Mare"yn Gfn

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I c;Sportsm sD est ; Islanders Defeat Noriques -Clwssif ieds I HELP WANTED GRADUATE COUPLE SEEKS FURNISHED DEAR -- , I saved the best for last. APT. or room with cooking spAce. Quit Love .-- considerate, mature, non-smokers From Quebec - Goals by Bob Bourne, John Tonelli and Clark DISC JOCKEY PART-TIME. Apply in per- II end of May, until beginning of Sept. BUSINESS CARDS, RESUMES, etter- Gillies gave the New York Islanders a 3-0 lead, and they held son Park Bench Cafe, 1095 Rte. 25A, Please call Jeff or Sue: 246-7301 for info Stony Brook. head envelopes, humorous or serious on to defeat the Quebec Nordiques 4-2 last night and advance and interview, references avail. professionally printed. Your designs or to their third consecutive Stanley ours. Student prices. CaII 6-4717. Cup final. 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Stock 383-2 Brt. rebuilttrans. and Cincinnati-Tom Seaver held Houston to four hits in seven valid standard first aid instructors card as engine, excelent running condition, body DEAR CHUN. a gift wasn't well as a currently valid advanced first aid necessary innings and Cesar Cedeno collected three hits as the Cincin- good. interior fair, with stock guages card. Please contact S.B.S.S. at 246-7061 since your presence is more than I could Spacious trunk. $1200 or best offer. Can nati Reds defeated the Houston Astros 5-2 last night or Richard at 246-8049. ask for. Thank you for everything. We only Jeff 246-7301. hae a few weeks till you leave. Let's Cedeno rapped a two-run single in the first inning and enjoy them. Love. Sock iShirt. RBI singles to sup- ^REFRIGERATORFOR SALE. Ev2lly WANTED: Dr. fstridc Fraelone in PAdi- Dan Driessen and Johnny Bench added thanJ h2J~beJ 0veat_ Call l Scho$d0 Low P.S. 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Janine. have a very Happy Birthdy, you O.M.E.s rull Mike Vail doubled to lead off the sixth against Houston LAGE SEMI-FURNSHED ROOM for deserv it I love y, Amy. reliever Mike LaCoss and Driessen singled to score pinch- rent Wad to campus, availae 5/19. MR. PINGIE: Sorry to hear your wie isn't TO SUE, IANETTE DEMISE, GAL.Leslie. GoM for couple. 689-9461. going to Missouri with you. Reommbor runner Paul Householder. The Reds added two final runs in Lia, larry. and Chris of Irving A-1. 2 and our rendezvous in Arlingtonl Your inno- 8: Do it up this summerl the seventh and eighth. FOR RENT: 3-4 bedrooms hi rac, 3 Chris thanks for cent mistress. miles from comps. $630/mo. plus util. the talk and Larry, thaw for adl the bong- I w L I 331-39t12. Grads or staff. hits. Jay. May 5, 1982 STATESMAN Page 15 -~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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SB Eqvsr v I -- . -- I - - -1- . - - -a SBEquestrian~ Team Places F ourth By Ronna Gordon Trotting against the wind and giving their all, the Stony Brook Equestrian Team finished with a presti- gious fourth place ranking in the nation as they com- peted in the National Championships last Sunday at Mount Holyoke, Massachusetts. The championships consisted of the Cartier Cup Team showing, in which one rider from each of the eight divisions participated. There was an individual showing as well. The show consisted of Barry Ritholtz in division one walk trot, Scott Kaplan in division two walk trot canter, Terry Kincaid in division three novice walk trot, Joyce Gerrady in division four intermediate walk trot canter, Joe Fellingham in division five open walk trot canter, Gayle Peckenschneider in division six novice over fences, Gerrady in division seven intermediate over fences and Fellingham in division eight open over fences. Finishing fifth was Gerrady and Fellingham for intermediate walk trot canter and the open walk trot canter. Kincaid demonstrated fine riding ability as she placed fourth in her division. Peckenschneider and Gerrady came in third while second place for open over fences category was won by Fellingham. As a whole the team was well-spirited and energetic during the show. They scored a total of 20 points, coming in only nine points shy to the first place final- ists, Southern Seminary. "The judging was inconsist- ent at times," asserted vice-president Randi Morgan, " but we were really happy with the outcome." Participating in the individual show was Tom Piz- zolo and Lisa Barini-Garcia in the walk trot, Matt Gibbins in intermediate walk trot canter and over fences and Fellingham in open walk trot canter and open over fences. Garcia took fifth place for her category, while Fellingham came in first place in the open walk trot. He rode with eminent distinction and won the national title along with a $75 scholarship. The Equestrian Team had an extremely successful season and worked hard to get where they are. They are one of the top rated teams in the nation and are confident that they will keep up their standings in the future. --" ; Stony Brook Cyclists Speed into Second Place

The season ended success- her chasing opponents to around. The field of riders that years, tok 14th, 17th and 18th. and Dartmouth, last year's fully for the Stony Brook become the 1982 women's East- showed for the Easterns was no Although they were hoping champs, by 43 points. Down the Cycling Team Saturday as they ern Collegiate Champion. She's exception. As several National for a little better, top 20 in this line were Harvard, Yale, Army took second. Overall, out of 53 only a freshman and will be Class riders were in attend- calibre of race is respectable. Navy, Prihceton, Duke, Uni- teams at the Eastern Collegiate back next year to defend her ance. Andy Fellenz, Bob The final team standings -versity of Princeton, and Championships hosted by West title for Stony Brook. Kujawski and Eric Zaltas, all were: Penn State 479, Stony others Point. Never before has a sophomore, who have been rac- Brook 390, nudging Cornell by -Rick N. Owens SUNY School even cracked the Next women in for Stony ing independently for a few 11 points, Lehigh by 29 points top 10 at the Easterns, and this Brook was Leah Chipper, in is only Stony Brook's first year. only her second race ever, she To recap the season: Stony finished 29th. She will defi- Brook took first at University nitely be somebody to watch of Maryland, first at Rennese next year. lear Polytechnic Institute, first at University of Delaware, The men's "B" race was, for second at the Rutgers- Stony Brook, a 'crash and Princeton State Race to Lehigh burn" as bike racers say. Three University, second to Cornell at riders bit the dust, but luckily Cornel and ended the regular there were only some scrapes season with a win at Hobart and wounded prides. This was a and Smith College, narrowly tough break for Karlin Myers beating archrival Cornell for and Steve Weiler who have the Dutch-Venuti Cup. Cornell both been placing regularly has held this trophy for more and were in the lead group than 10 years. when a dazed rider swerved Each of the regular samon and took them down. Stony events hosted between 10 and Brook pulled it off regardless 20 teams hoLever, the EasV as George Rhouri, Ken Welke es were attended by every and Chris Joinnides took fifth, oliate cycling team from seventh and ninth, respee- the University of New Hamp- tively, out of a field of 180 hire to Geogia Tech. The day rides s e odluat as Kristin Fel- Last race of the day is always 1m fnally showed her stuff. the feature "A' race, which as fine "I ahead of includes some of the best racers

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