cmm Environmentalist Perrin Speaks at Beck Lecture Series

By VALERIE KENNEY 15 this book Perrin said was that it books and other titled dictionaries and eventually stumbles across a Subscriptions Director Perrin opened up the evening could be interpreted four different and thesauri set that is over 350 years old and by talking about his stay in ways the childs view the lit- American Heritage is one of has been in print for over a decade On Thursday Dec 5 at 8 PM Granville Its a lucky place he eral viewpoint the global politics the most peasant and one of the Perrin concluded his lecture by Denison University hosted Noel said slate roofs brick streets and view and a feminine reversal of most useful dictionary I have ever discussing when the golden age of errin essayist and environmena- no McDonalds It is luckier still masculine logic Each interpreta- read stated Perrin reading actually took place When list as part of the Beck Lecture to have Denison filled with all the tion has its own merit according Some of the characteristics that did everyone read Perrin asked series lovely stone and very little con- to Perrin made Perrin feel this way were the Starting with the Victorian Age Perrin is a professor ofenviron- crete The only 400 word histories Perrin worked his way up through mental studies at Dartmouth Col- thing its lack- found throughout the years until he reached the ege as well as a part- time farmer ing is a decent the book and the present where he felt the golden a New Hampshire and the author book store Dont trust the dictionaries 500 usage notes age was and still is if many books including First The Denison which he found When he was in high school Person Rural Giving Up the Gun book store he on computers They lack all very entertaining English and literature were taught apans Reversion to the Sword commented Perrin con- from one large textbook filled with sdA Readers Delight seemed stronger this extra stuff cluded his talk on snippets fragments and excerpts His latest bookLife with an in T- shirts than dictionaries and of books and essays in books The electric Car was published by Noel Perrin thesauri with a Students read real books now Sierra Club Books in 1994 The T- shirts have Environmentalist word of warning to said Perrin He continued by say- Boston Globe declares of this book writing on them Denison students ing that students today are expected Noel Perrins beguiling saga of virtually a book Even if your com- to buy 6 or 7 books for a literature ros- scountry wayfaring in an elecr- you can wear puter dictionary course ic car has the grass- roots zest of though I must confess not enough Read the book Youll want to claims to be an American Heri- The advent of paperback books jlue Highways and the clairvoy- words to constitute a pen- full kiss me for recommending it to tage it is not he said Dont trust and books on tape are wonderful ice of Jules Verne stated Perrin you well maybe not that much but the dictionaries on computers things Books on tape in particu- I thought about driving my The first book he discussed was youll be glad They lack all this extra stuff lar strike Perrin with hope ectric car to Denison but then I Jean Merylls The Pushcart War The next books Perrin discussed The last book Perrin discussed Thanks to books on tape books emembered it would take 1 1 Perrin considers the book one of were the American Heritage Dic- was A Courtship in 1653 The are invading cars where none has jays stated Perrin at his lecture the best childrens books he has tionary and Thesaurus These book takes place in modern day gone before Soon they books on Perrin has been writing essays come across books Perrin said have come to America far away from where the tapes will turn DJs into LJs or almost 40 years His essays The book details the history of play an interesting role in our lives title suggests It is about a boy who lonely jockeys ave appeared in The New Yorker a war fought in New York City They are a visible sign of a high finds stacks of old letters in his The future is bright stated iarpers and The New York Times between the pushcarts and the school graduate stated Perrin attic shortly after his father s death Perrin I can not think of a better lis newest essay A Childs De- trucks Perrin compared it to a Perrin discussed the differences After reading the love letters time to be a reader or lover of gif Unknown but Glorious is struggle between a big country and between the American Heritage the boy searches for more letters books than right now ue to be published in the Wash- a little country with tragic results igton Post on Sunday December One of the great things about Kimmerling Discusses Rainforest as Winter Arrives Part of Environmental Convocation

By HOLLY PENDELL ments of Latin America and Carib- mental movement by The New York Staff Writer bean studies English sociology Times documents and analyzes the environmental and Wednesday social impact of oil de- Dec 4 Denison With environmental pro- velopment in the Ec- welcomed Ama- uadorian Amazon It zon Crude author tection responsibilities the formed the basis of a Judith Kimerling United Nations case Kimerling an at- government has shown little or study presented by the torney and expert Centre of Transnati- onal on the environ- no willingness to comply Corporations to mental and social the UN Commission impact of oil de- on Human Rights velopment in the Environmentalist Judith Much of Amazon basin de- Kimmerling Kimerlings work in livered a lecture in the area of environ the Life Science ment has centered Auditorium anthropology and Honors around Ecuador and its govern- Her topic for the All- College As the author and photogra- ment Convocation was Oil Develop- pher of Amazon Crude Natural Despite the fact that Ecuador- ment in the Rainforest Indigenous Resources Defense Council 1991 ian Constitutional and statutory Culture and the Environment Kimerling has extensive experi- laws recognize the governments The lecture was sponsored by ence working with indigenous or- interest in the countrys environ- Denisons Environmental Studies ganizations in the Amazon basing ment and charges the environment Department with co- sponsors The and in environmental and human with environmental protection re- Vinter arrived Sunday Dec 8 with aflurry of snowlakes Students Goodspeed Lecture Fund The rights litigation sponsibilities the government has lipped their way along chapel walk Academic Lecture Fund The Amazon Crude called The Si- shown little or no willingness to Ronneburg Funds and the depart lent Spring of Ecuadors environ see Kimmerling page 2

FFA Prize Mens Theatre y x Basketball Denison freshman wins Student directs Private national prize for research project Team off to strong start beats Allegheny Wars in Burke Theatre this weekend Gators 82- 76 see page 12 see page 7 see page 8 Page 2 Monday December 9 19fHE De News Denison Professors of English and Husband and Wife Duof Release New Book of Poetry Titled Holding Katherine ju

By JENNY NORMAN asthma as an infant and a T 1 to their combined efforts tured in the Winter 1996 issue of I I 1 News Editor Assistant few of the new poems they Baker has recently just Shenandoah As well Townsend i have written reflect the feel- edited with an introduction received a Pushcart Prize for Po Associate Professor David ings and issues they went Meter in English A Criti- etry and a Discovery The Na

i Baker and Assistant Professor Ann through while dealing with it 1 cal Engagement and has tion award for poetry 1 Townsend both of the English de- this difficult ordeal authored four books two Townsend s poetry and stories I Re- The partment have just published a Not only do these po- A of which are After the have appeared in The Nation i book of poems called Holding ems deal with Kates as union 1994 and Sweet Southern Review and r Katherine she is called asthma com- Home a compilation and TriQuarterly I

The husband and wife duo read plications but as well they secondly Saturday Night Here at Denison Townsend di- 1

some of their works from the re- deal with the joys of par- 1991 rects the John Reynolds Young i cent book to an interested audi- enthood and how fun it is to Both books were pub- Writers Workshop and her cha- ence on Thursday December 5 in look back on the things your lished by the University of pbook Modern Love appeared in The Roost The event was spon- child has done Arkansas Press Baker has 1995 from Bottom Dog Press I

sored by the Denison Big Read Baker and Townsend taught at Kenyon College Copies of the Shenandoah fea- 1

Bookstore made a reference to two and the University of turing Townsend s essay are avail- 1 The poems were about their five times when Katherine had Michigan and holds the able for 350 from Granville boo- David Baker Associate Professor of English Ct year old daughter Katherine as eaten insects Both equally Thomas B Fordham Chair ksellers or may be ordered directly well as the trials and tribulations funny but disgusting We of Creative Writing at from Shenandoah Troubadour

parents go through while raising had a blast writing this Baker been known to hold readings peri- Denison Theater 2nd Floor Washington I ing s children commented odically on campus As well both Townsend recently wrote an es- and Lee University Lexington stude Baker and Townsend discussed Baker and Townsend have writ- Townsend and Baker have pro- say The Problem of Sincerity The Virginian 24450- 0303 times how Katherine was diagnosed with ten other works together and have duced their own works in adition Lyric Plain Style which is fea 0 morn dorm 1 IGmmerling from page New DCA Committee STAAND for a fema comply Kimerling said Wednes- cluded in a Smithsonian Institute to go day evening rainforest education video Our Advocates Responsible Drinking Luck Kimerling earned her bachelor s Rainforests Our Heritage Oi degree at the University of Michi- She has had personal appear- By SUZY EWING surprised at the amount of people nials and various other activities to atti gan where she was inducted into ances as an expert on oil develop- allow Special to The Denisonian that showed up I had so much Bud Walkup in the Counseling Phi Beta Kappa her junior year ment in the Amazon for NBC News Loun fun Norman a Centerhas been assisting the group She earned her law degree at Yale Dateline CBS News CNN said junior Jenny a is the member opera Law School in 1982 and served as Reuters Television as well as Ca- Take STAAND of Commu- STAAND to do visiting scholar at her alma mater nadian and Ecuadorian television slogan for the Denison nity Association committee Prizes head last year stations W STAAND which is an acro- The recipient of a John D and She has also presented lectures were The things I got myself stude nym for Students To Advocate awarded Catherine T MacArthur Founda- to the New England Environmen- aboul Against Negligent Drinking a for the best pub- into while drunk I sincerely tion award Kimerling has tal Law Societys Conference on this x newly formed organization on lished extensively in both English Environmental Inequality 1992 John too d and Spanish language journals was keynote speaker at the 10th campus Travolta regret and dont want this was started by Ic The Environmental Audit of Annual Symposium of the Inter- STAAND junior Cathy Spurway last year which large Texacos Amazon Oil Fields En- national and Comparative Law to happen to others unfoi and has just this year began pro- was won by vironmental Justice or Business as Review 1 99 1 and was a presenter grams and events in of it Deni Usual was printed in the Harvard at World Rainforest Symposium support senior Spurway now serves as the com- Cathy Spurway DCA Fi Human Rights Journal 1 994 and 1991 Ryan mittee chair Rutter time in the law review of the Catholic While at Denison Kimerling their University Quito Ecuador also visited classes and held and I think it is really important to have an organization like this on DressedBest Dressed Best by contacting administrators and week Kimerlings work is also in question and answer session Worst campus Spurway commented Dancer most polyester and most teachers in the various community Se Then Our organization is not going to exposed Denison Community high schools as well as publicizing inten S Easy Money preach to people that they should Association Vice President Alex the groups objectives way 1 not drink just do so responsibly Dale even showed up in full cos- I am really excited about go- I will pay 30 for your gues STAAND has already this tume I was impressed said ing to the high schools I think it M phone book year held a late night disco party in Spurway It was a really great will be a lot of fun as well as tiona The event I am so educational said Norman enou Roost very happy we On campus the groups objec- force Call Lee Ramsey collect at which I I decided to do tives are to encourage Denison stu- was it dents to responsibly use alcohol Tl 423577- 7237 back c o i Spurway ex- I am of age and drink Im not on spon v V v pressed how going to lie I did when I was a stude sored i v important she underage The things I got myself to be with i thought the into while drunk I sincerely regret t h e I Denison Com- and dont want this to happen to In n Give your parents the Stu V i munity Asso- others said Spurway Sund screv dent ty ciation is and Spurway commented that so giji oj Lrranvuie inis Ac how it is good many people here at Denison drink S drunk pape J tivi i V to demonstrate just to get drunk Getting

1 PI that DCA com- might seem really fun to people

holiday season i ties Sr f i s mittees not only but the risks one is taking are im- fice do volunteer mense Academic difficulty alc- A gift certificate from Over work but hold oholism alcohol poisoning and Porch House Bed and 20 0 fun events as death to name a few she said people well The organization is still in the fc Breakfast fl a t iJ Next semes- grass roots phase but is moving DCGAVice President Alex Dale Fast simple and easily fits into carry- on luggage njaj t e r along well and progressing at a this STAAND good rate I think it is a positive event which included four hours of is planning on going to local high addition to DCA Spurway said non stop disco music from mid- schools and presenting a convoca- Anyone interested in joining night to 4 am and a costume tion to the students on the hazards should contact Spurway at box contest of excessive drinking The convo- 1 806 or Irene Kennedy in the DCA It was such a great event I was cation will include skits testimo office News 0 Judicial Summary The following is the Judicial Summary for November 22 1996 December 5 1996 Hanging Out in the One student was found responsible for activities which seriously infringe on the ueof ot others or i send rights affect the normal operation or the reputation of the rPo Curtis University excessive use of alcohol in violation of the law and University Na East Lounge regulations ories How much money do we pay to SANCTION Student was placed on Social Probation for 6 months and referred The attend Denison Over 100000 to counseling center and for four years What does Denison do for us for our 100000 Pro- lddi- vide us with an education period One student was found responsible for use and possession of alcoholic bever oung and a place to get drunk smoke- ages except as expressly permitted by the law and University regulations hap- up and get laid Education is a ed in service industry without students open container of alcohol in the residence hall hallway and excessive noise s there would be no Denison So in the residence hall during quiet hours feaivai- why does the University insist on SANCTIONS was placed 6 lookectly making things more complicated Student on Ultimate Probation for additional Cathy Spurway than they need to be months and administratively reassigned from current residence hall Last weekend as well as many dour I others is a perfect example Dur lgton hg spring break Thanksgiving break and Christmas break most One student was found responsible for use and possession of alcoholic bever gton mdents enjoy getting away But when we attempt to come back many ages except as expressly permitted by the law and University regulations mes we cant That is until 9 am Sunday morning I SANCTION Student was administratively reassigned Over Thanksgiving break this year my flight came in on Saturday from current residence jnorning but I was absolutely under no circumstances allowed into my hall orm room If I wanted to I could stay in the East Basement Lounge D it a night in a packed room filled with bunk beds and both male and male students oh no Co- ed housing who didnt have the chance One student was found responsible for possession of drug paraphernalia p go home for break many of whom were international students SANCTION Student was placed on Ultimate Probation for one vear and iuckily I have friends who live off campus to stay with referred to substance abuse counselor j On Sunday morning I got back on campus at 8 am I called security i attempt to get into my room and was rudely told that I would be Uies not lowed to 9 eling get into my dorm until am You can go to the Curtis East ounge and wait with all the other early arrival students the DCGA Election Results roup of perator told me Pshaw as if I was about to do that I had a lot of work Freshman Class Senators b do and wanted to get into my room So I did the logical thing and Senior Class Senators Frank Griffiths eaded to Aladdins for breakfast Trish Klei If Why does Residential Life close the dorms until Sunday Maybe Molly James udents would like to get a head start on their work What is so bad Todd McKee Melissa Utterback bout that Youd think the administration and faculty would revel in y Allison Fuleky Sena- lis notion Students actually wanting to get to work Is it a concept African- American Community is x difficult to understand tors j I do not think that opening the dorms a day earlier would pose that Junior Class Senators Christina Millender irge of a problem A lot of people have to fly home for vacations and Jennifer Brickner nfortunately the airlines and the rest of the world do not run on the Tre Prosseer enison schedule Jeffrey Notchik J Furthermore I think that international students have a hard enough Caprice Scott Community me with not being able to go home for breaks but to be forced out of International Senators eir rooms and into a room packed with 20 other people for up to three Nora Aoun eeks is a big inconvenience as well as rude for the University to do Sophomore s and Class Senators Yuri Goryunov unity Say you forgot your toothbrush or a pair of clean underwear Sara Compher izing heres no way theyll let you in your dorm and seeing as most ternational students do not have cars there is almost no conceivable Nikki Hobbs Gay Lesbian Bisexual Transgender ay to get to Meijer for a new toothbrush or fresh pair of underwear I it go- Tina Spinner Community Senators ink it aess you would just have to borrow internaf- 11 as Maybe the University should reconsider their treatment of Anne Heath onal students as anyone who has lived abroad knows it is difficult Jillian Hodgen ibjecns- lough to come to a new country language food etc without being jrced tuohol out of your room j Those people who must travel by air train or bus to get home and n not ack to Denison could very easily not be able to get a ticket to return was n a Sunday So why must the University further inconvenience these lyself udents on tight schedules Should we offer another 1 0000 in tuition Denison Community Association egret o be able to get into our dorms I think not on ien to In addition the computer labs in Olin and Fellows were not open Sunday and many people with papers due on Monday were essentially Election Results at so erewed drink STUDENT Uh Yeah Dr Im sorry but I couldnt finish my irunk aper because the computer lab was closed ople PROFESSOR Couldnt you use someone elses computer New President rooms e im- STUDENT No none of my friends could get into their Jennifer Brickner alco and iid WE DELIVER New Cabinet Vice Presidents in the Amanda Craft oving at a Valerie Ebert sitive Jen Erwin said V PASTA Andy Robie ining PIZZA J t box Clay Sellers Ciic5 1SS5 DCA nai nam Cathy Spurway The Den Page 4 Monday December 9 1 Editorial Denisonian Editorial Dorm President Position Needs Clarification Improved Dialogue By BETSY WILLIAMSEN Back in November a few unobtrusive signs and lottery changes regarding their residence halls Bullsheet advertisements announced the creation of Okay This sounds a lot like RAHR work Actu- the new dorm president position These were not ally some of it sounds like things residents should have particularly clear in outlining the jobs expectations the gumption to take care of on their own such as duties to be performed or time commitment So where does student staff jurisdiction end and involved Suddenly a few days later DCGA Vice dorm president power begin Will dorm presidents President Alex Dale announced the names of the eventually be paid also Right now this and some dorm presidents in The Denisonian and The Bullsheet training seem to be the only differences between stu- dent staff and dorm presidents Some of the dorm presidents those who knew Granted RAs and HRs are busy people who may be they now held the position anyway a few seemed to glad of a little less work but they knew what they were 1 be oblivious posted signs in their particular resi- in for when they applied for the positions Did the dorm dence halls telling residents how to find them presidents One dorm president distributed a survey regard- Dales column also said with the residential lotter- ing needed renovations Heres someone who takes ies right around the corner dorm presidents will play i the job seriously but do all of the individuals in a very important part in helping to establish the future question measure up makeup of the residences How did these people even become dorm presi- So what happens to those students who commute or dents one might ask The very title president live in off- campus satellite housing Are they some- i would imply that this is an elected position and the how at a disadvantage because they dont have dorm word dorm sounds sort of silly and unprofessional presidents to distribute information and to represent We Wont Bite when the official term currently in use is residence them at Residential Life Committee meetings And I want to take this chance to say to all hall but we wont go into semantics too deeply Taylor residents Are we supposed to believe that all of of you Hi This is me I am not an evil But apparently the lucky students were ap- these people simply dont matter person I am here to help you pointed by the DCGA Residential Life Committee The whole dorm president situation seems to be the So here goes How then can the average on- campus resident be result of poor planning There is some evidence of a Hi this is me the new editor of assured these students will even truly represent their lack of communication between DCGA and Campus Im The Denisonian which you may have concerns and Residential Life regarding the creation of the already noticed got big plans for us Taylor House does not have a dorm president positions Ive next semester but I need everybody to probably because none of the buildings busy resi- Certainly many of those individuals appointed as understand where coming from in dents felt they had the time to commit to such a dorm presidents are doing their jobs well but it has Im order to make them materialize responsibility Or maybe they just didnt care become apparent not all of them are equal in this sense Amy Spears First off I have to clear up a few This apathy shown by residents in other residence misunderstandings that are floating halls has led to other problems although we cant Creating these positions would perhaps have been around on the hill The Denisonian is not out to get anyone I know really be sure not having a dorm president is a better if made at the beginning of the semester or at any many staff members whove been approached by people who think problem Ifonly one person applied to be a particular time other then the hectic week before Thanksgiving thatthepaperhassomesortofhiddenagenda Well we dont Period residence halls dorm president that person would It is highly likely no unqualified dorm presidents End of story We just tell things as we see them whether were giving obviously win hands down regardless of his or her would be running amok and every residence hall would a straight story by the facts or our take on a campus issue in an qualifications or lack thereof have a suitable dorm president if 1 after application editorial This sort of situation could easily lead to resent- approval by the Residential Life Committee the filling On that note we do NOT contrary to popular belief answer to ment on the part of other residents who might not of the position resulted from a vote within the residence some higher campus power in regards to editorials or articles We do want a possibly unfit individual to be in charge of hall and 2 if the application- election process occurred try to adhere to certain standards of decency and professionalism but their welfare A problem such as this could have been at a time when students had enough free time to eat we are not censored nor do we have to have our content approved by avoided through better publicity and a more demo- sleep and reweave their fraying sanity let alone feel an advisor or the administration or anyone else Believe me no one cratic method of selecting students for the positions optimistic and selfless enough to fill out applications to would stay up that late to approve us But does it really even matter According to represent their fellow residents So therefore it seems that if we really wanted to we as a staff would DCGA Vice President and Residential Life Commit- Maybe having some sort of extra residential repre- be able to run around publishing anything we pleased Thats where tee Chair Alex Dale s column in the November 1 8th sentative is a good idea but even in principle it just you the reader come in It is your responsibility to consciously reason issue of The Denisonian the new dorm presidents are seems like a waste of paper and determine if what you are reading is giving you the whole picture supposed to tell the Residential Life Committee Maybe when the committee and the dorm presidents Make sure that impartial journalism is just that impartial journal- about renovation needs report student concerns and figure out what theyre doing theyll be so kind as to let ism Dont just let us get by with what were doing up here in the wee requests distribute campus and residential informa- Residential Life and the remainder of the student body hours of Monday mornings Keep us on our toes make sure were tion to their fellow residents and report necessary in on it because were all pretty curious doing our jobs right Im not just talking about The Denisonian when I say this it CCIrg applies to all the media forms we encounter We all have a responsi- 33 e g ct bility to take control of what we read see and hear before we accept t a t it at face value Too many people today are getting all their informa- establisheditin 1857 it it tion from news and media outlets that are extremely biased No one 140 10 Volume Number takes a second to think that maybe not all the sides are represented 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EditorinCh- ief Amy Spears that maybe a mistake was made So what Im ultimately saying here is that as a student on a college AE Editor Matthew Rump Inside Story Co- Editor Betsy Williamsen Inside Story Co- Editor Ronni Wilson campus you have the opportunity to take control of whats being fed News Editor Cathy Spurway Photography Director Cat Frost Quorum Editor Brian Voroselo into your mind If you read something in a campus publication that you Senior Copy Editor Krista Wenning Sports Editor Bob Mallett think is incorrect or misleading do something about it Contact an editor or staff member and challenge the idea Furthermore find out Asst News Editor Norman Andy Sullivan Jennifer Asst Sports Editor Business Manager Stephanie Doehne what to do that can correct the situation and follow through on it Cartoonist Kristin Marks Copy Editor Jessica Hall Copy Editor Christina Kalisch Too many times I have had people approach me or a fellow staff Director of Billing James Bill Subscriptions Dir Valerie Kenney member extremely angry because they perceived the paper as misrep- resenting some fact or person Yet when faced with the possibility of being given the opportunity to correct the problem they back down The in its opinions expressed this newspaper are not necessarily those of Denison University nor any of constituents Unsigned editorials effectively censoring themselves in the process represent the majority view of the editorial board Columns letters and Quorum pieces represent the views of their authors Letters to the Here at The Denisonian were always happy to receive and print editor of less than 200 words will be accepted prior to 6 pm the Friday before publishing Letters may be edited for size or content Letters to the Editor See that little box in the lower left hand corner of this page It tells you all about what to do and who we are So if we do or print something that you disagree with take action Forget Slayter Hall Denison University Granville OH 43023 Phone 6145876378 Fax 6145876767 the apathy were so used to here at Denison and give us something to E- mail denisonianccdenisonedu write about So now I hope its clear that indeed I am along with the rest of the staff here and not evil he Denisonian Page 5 1996 P Quorum Outgoing Quorum Editor Writes his Personal Manifesto with a Retrospective Look at the Denison Community

j By BRIAN P VOROSELO or what fact you cite youre bound to step Denison campus organizations funding being unceremoni- First all I am totally aware it is of that on a few toes largely because the chain of 3 A personal gripe of sorts The ously yanked How long is it going to take self- Incredibly indulgent of me to fill my command at Denison is more like a web Denisonian Denison Magazine and The before the student body realizes that our st section with a screed against reality Every single editorinch- ief of The Bullsheet are three separate distinct enti- student government system is a sham Tiis isnt a God complex thing its just an Denisonian that Ive worked with and Im ties There have been many times when a 5 Finally and this is something I Iffort to make sure Im not remembered as sure The Bullsheet editors can sympathize Denisonian editor has been approached by personally have been horribly guilty of jhe editor who filled his last page with a has received an irate phone call from the someone saying Youre on The Deniso- students with a complaint will often write an jll- page ad chair of suchan- dsuch or the assistant di- nian arent you Well I was really of- irate letter or make an angry phone call So I here am facing a blank page and a rector of soa- ndso because the paper had fended by that overheard Well then without checking their facts adline I have been on the paper longer the audacity to not contact the people that talk to The Bullsheetl Yes sometimes the administration or an anyone else currently on staff and have the caller wanted them to Like I said its a personal thing and its DCGA do some mind- bogglingly stupid Larked under seven different editors i What isnt being realized here is that probably been going on since The Bullsheef things But occasionally they have consid- undamood through Spears And since it1 has been around But its plagued ered all their options and there are facts irt of been my job to foster reason- both organizations for as long as considered that arent readily apparent To le campus dialogue miserably Healthy dialogue anyone can remember have leverage as students we need the facts successful as my efforts have been 4 The issue of money raises on our side or well be crushed like bugs by times I have been in a position requires an active critical its ugly head too Money is an administrators or committee chairs waving notice a few interesting phenom- incredibly intimidating thing and irrelevant statistics and tangential facts in 1a which make dialogue in this fish- the administration listens to it our faces owl of a campus very difficult ear and that is often Moreover DCGA waves funding Where is all this going Hopefully to 1 Most people dont completely around like a weapon about five hundred words so I can at least fill iderstand others arguments it lacking on the Denison Its very problematic for cam- up five columns More importantly after ems Because whenever anyone pus dialogue when the campus me- three years of hunting people down to ex- iys anything very different from campus dia is funded by the student gov- press an opinion or fire an imagination or hat has been said before it is often ernment The way the funding two Id like to say DONT BE AFRAID jimpletely misinterpreted From Dr Senior Brian P Voroselo process works in DCGA is so un The last time I checked freedom of speech oods Open Letter my freshman believably counter- intuitive its a applied to Denison students at least for the lar essentially anything said in a communication does not happen merely wonder so few people realize it most part Is there something sticking in XGA presidential campaign to the though official channels Dialogue should How can a newspaper or magazine criti- your craw Do you feel something is just pnisonians editorial policy people al- always involve the minority or other view- cize the organization that pays its bills plain wrong Speak up If you dont speak ays ask us Who was responsible for point which often actually turns out to be Can you imagine Time magazine writing out maybe nobody will If you do the worst iitorial x not realizing that editorial x the majority viewpoint anyway This cant an unsympathetic article about Time that can happen is that a few people will call is decided on collectively by the editorial happen if we the student body at large not Warner for example Of course not you names in The Bullsheet Do you really ard It seems there is a very big differ- just the campus media accept unquestion- Healthy dialogue cant happen when care about that anyway ce between reading someones statements ingly every namby- pamby feel- good state- such a power imbalance exists The only By the way my replacements name is d understanding their meaning ment originating from OSA or every spin thing that can really take place is intimida- Casi Vasu If you do have something to say j 2 A problem particularly endemic to campus organizations put on their prob- tion And thats exactly what is taking expect to give her a call is campus is the TREMENDOUS amount lems place under the current makeup of DCGA Voroselo is a senior English and edu- politics involved in campus communica- Healthy dialogue requires an active criti- How many worthwhile opinions have cation double major doing his last layout m No matter what opinion you express cal ear and this is often lacking on the gone unexpressed out of fear of an ever Hallelujah

Correction ft UcK fur In the November 18 1996 issue of The Denisonian an article on page 6 titled DCGA veil roposes New Honor Code to Combat Academic and Social Acts of Dishonesty in Denison it rommunity stated the proposed honor code would be phased in over a period of four ears If the code passes it will be phased in over a period of three years The article also plied DCGA supports the honor code as of yet DCGA has no involvement and the roposal has not been formally presented

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Says Good- bye and Thanks to Julie Who Me Opinionated Driscoll EditorinCh- ief Bobby Cmon Dont Ride the Train Mallett Sports Editor Brian I Forgot my Prozac Voroselo Quorum Editor Paul Im A Big Loser Skyland Senior Staff Writer Page 6 Monday December 9 1996 Inside Story The Denison Outing Club Has High Hopes for This Year By JASON PIERMAN In the past few years alone the However with their adventurous blow to the Outing Clubs fund- foot mountain since 1978 when Special to The Denisonian Outing Club has visited Big Bend nature comes a danger seeking ing in the Spring of 1995 the an economics professor led a group back- National Park for a seven day mentality To satisfy this need Outing Club with the help of of students and climbed the wrong The most adventurous orga- packing trip visited Capital Reef for excitement the Outing Club DCGA was able to purchase mountain The Outing Club will nization on campus the Outing national Park in Utah gone caving has gone outside of what the Uni- three thousand dollars worth of undoubtedly have better luck Club has much to look forward Cav- in West Virginia at Laural versity supports and has tried equipment for the organization Members who are interested in to next semester The members erns and in Pennsylvania Other mountain climbing and skydiv- With this help in funding the the trip only have to pay for travel 140 of this years club topping outings include canoeing in the ing Although these activities are Club has an outstanding year costs to the site For most excur- are primarily composed of the fall and mountain biking in West not condoned by the University ahead of them For their Spring sions the only cost is gas money How- freshman class Break trip this year the which is usually between twenty ever whether or not those In the years alone the Outing Club has Outing Club has planned a and fifty dollars However be- will pastfew first year members cross country ski trip at cause the Alaskan trip requires a stay a part of the organi- visited Big Bend National Parkfor a seven day Yellow Stone National little more traveling the cost will zation is to be determined backpacking trip visited Capital Reef national Park In addition to their be slightly higher Still travel is only by the upcoming Spring Break trip the sum- the only cost of the trip Mariot any- West schedule which if Park in Utah gone Caving in Virginia at mer trip which is planned will provide needed cooking equip- sched- thing like the past Laural Caverns and in Pennsylvania will definitely enhance their ment food and supplies for the ules will be one filled attractiveness to new mem- trip Throughout the years the with excitement bers The summer trip Outing Club has kept its standing The Outing Club has which is now in the process as one of the most exciting clubs explored the earth water of being planned for May on campus This year with its and sky Their spring they proved to be exciting outlets or June is a trip to Alaska to scheduled trips the club will un- break trips have ranged from trips Virginia All of these activities for the Clubs need for adventure climb Mount Denison No one doubtedly stay the most adventur- to National Parks to skydiving were supported by the University Despite an almost devastating has attempted to climb this 7800 ous club on campus Denison Peer Advisory Network Strives to Help Students Remember Responsibility Over the Upcoming Holidays

By PAUL SKYLAND over the holidays Many stu- success in the past few years in Campaign is a great way to raise sheet of paper Wilson added Senior Staff Writer dents think we are asking them getting people to sign the promise awareness about drinking and driv- We hope that maybe people will not to drink at all over the holi- they also hope that their efforts ing casualties remember seeing friends names In an effort to promote social days sophomore Ronni Wil- on the list or see responsibility over the holiday son stated That isnt what ing the red ribbons break the Denison Peer Advi- were asking All we ask is that their friends were sory Network PAN will be con- if students choose to drink while For several years PAN has sponsored wearing and keep ducting the annual Red Ribbon their home for break they do so in mind that we Campaign on December 10th responsibly by designating a the Red Ribbon Campaign Our running want them back and 11th For several years driver so they dont endanger alive after the se- PAN has sponsored the Red their lives or the lives of anyone theme is We want you back Its true mester break Ribbon Campaign stated se- else Senior Cate nior Heather Brazil Our run- In addition to signing the and the Red Ribbon Campaign is a great Mundy added The ning theme has been We want pledge to not drink and drive Red Ribbon Cam- you back Its true and the PAN offers students a variety of way to promote healthy decisions and paign is an excel- Red Ribbon Campaign is a great goodies to help them remember lent way to promote way to promote healthy deci- to stay safe over the holidays ensure the students s safety over break awareness about sions and ensure the students In the past weve distributed drinking and driv- safety over break keychains pencils and Heather Brazil Senior ing The members of the group highlighters with various adver- This year the will staff a table on the second tisements against drinking and PAN members will floor of Slayter during the late driving Wilson stated Of bejoined by the sup- morning and early afternoon of course we always have red rib- porters of the Safe- the 10th and 1 1th They encour- bons to fasten to your clothing to reach those who choose not to sign It is kind of hard to miss people ride program Safe- ride support- age students to sign a pledge remind you of your promise the promise Sophomore Melicia standing in Slayter with markers in ers will be on hand to answer ques- promising not to drink and drive While the group has had great Cottrill stated The Red Ribbon their hands asking you to sign a big tions about the proposed program i M BUY RECYCLED Catch The Wave Book Now Save Organize sm all group Travel Free Ill Call for Free Info Packet I iiHil tnMi Jv4 V- IH MS

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By ELIZABETH polluted environment nasty and up the east coast of the United Ridiculous Spots WILLIAMSEN chemical- ridden water in nice States wiping out many oyster beds Inside Story Co- Editor clean water out in its path Currently colder water The oysters ability to filter temperatures to the north have I The other day I paused in my On November 15th Denison chemicals out of the water is par- trapped the parasite in the Chesa- daily routine of shuffling papers around student Clay Sellers received a ticularly important in the Chesa- peake Bay area on my desk and thought for a moment- national award from the Future peake Bay area with several large The protozoan although it kills about friendship Sappy as this sounds Farmers of cities and the oysters is not harmful to hu- the truth is that friendship and love America as part of agricult- mans so infected oysters are still have the power to make us feel alive to f N the organizations ural run- marketable However humans are keep us feeling satisfied or to render up Agriscience Stu- off all do- indirectly suffering the adverse ef- pathetic heart- broken sobs Yet love dent Recognition ing their fects of the parasite Because the is what we must stow away in the back Program The best to oyster population has become so ofour hearts while we take care of daily award consisted of poison comparatively small each indi- Aileen Jones business a 7000 cash the envi- vidual oyster traps more pollutants We have papers to write meetings to scholarship and a ronment in its body and it is these chemicals organize obligations which must be executed with a hand steady lovely plaque Sell- The oys- that harm oyster- eating humans and a fixed smile We be efficient and if love is acting up and must ers research paper ters ac- Also because the natural filtration it so monopolizing our thoughts must be suppressed we can be on the protozoa cording has become so slow pollutants have responsible decimating the oys- to Sell- accumulated in area water and the Love can transform us into complete blubbering idiots in less terpopulation of the ers are entire Chesapeake Bay watershed than the time it takes to gut a good size fish And defeated love has Chesapeake Bay able to has been experiencing problems been known to render people catatonic for weeks they sit around had advanced take in according to Sellers picking fuzz off the carpet and muttering in monosyllables yet through many lev- Sellerss research focused on is a to a these love still not good reason miss day at work For instance els beginning with chemical finding a means of chemically con- breaking up with my boyfriend will never be as legitimate an excuse his local FFA chap- poll- trolling the parasite without harm- for a late paper as computer problems ter and endingatthe utants ing the oysters The native eastern The one most important thing in many ofour lives is the one thing national level where Sellers pre- without suffering damage al- oyster is obviously not immune to we are forbidden to show matters to us at all As soon as we get sented his paper complete with though the chemicals remain in the effects of the protozoan but outside in the open air we must tuck love away where no one can see slides and charts as one of eight their bodies In the 1950 s the research discovered that the Pa- it get down to business and be responsible with our emotions finalists oyster population could filter all cific oyster possesses the ability to To reveal our hearts to be a vital part of ourselves perhaps even Sellerss research focused on of the Bays water in about three combat the parasite Sellers worked the most important part is to discredit ourselves because it is the reason for the decline in the days Now because of the popula- to isolate the chemical compound considered weak and unprofessional to be distracted by emotions Chesapeake Bay oyster popula- tion decline it takes approximately responsible for the Pacific oyster s For instance the more stoic a countenance you can muster up in a tion in the last thirty years The 325 days states Sellers immunity and attempted to artifi- business meeting the more respected your ideas are bound to be eastern oyster Crassostrea A parasitic protozoan cially duplicate the substance for Love reminds us constantly that it is a feeling to be reckoned virginica is an integral part of the Perkinsus marinus has been re- the benefit of the eastern oyster with what other part of ourselves has its power to motivate exalt areas well- being both economi- sponsible for 99 percent of the population Ideally in the future and devastate Songs are riddled to the core with soppy lyrics cally and ecologically says Sell- oyster populations decline over the Pacific and eastern oysters could movies have the monopoly on tear- jerking love scenes and litera- ers Besides providing area resi- the last thirty years says Sellers be crossbred to create a hybrid that ture is infamous for depicting some poor love- sick fellow risking dents with jobs harvesting and The parasite itself coupled with combined the native oysters char- everything for the one woman who cant even pronounce his name packing the shellfish for sale the the resultant rising pollution of acteristics with the foreign oyster s correctly oyster is also important in con- the Bay has led to a loss of bounty hardiness This isnt all in the medias imagination we are obsessed with trolling pollution in the water Like of other shellfish and marine ani- Sellers performed his research love people want it if they havent got it and if they arent happy any other filter feeding organism mals in the area This same para- with the Virginia Institute of Ma- with it once they get it chances are they have a perfect idea of what the eastern oyster takes in water sitic protozoan had been identi- rine Science in the summerof 1996 theyre supposed to be getting extracts nutrient particles and re- fied in the Gulf of Mexico in the He is a first- year student majoring Honestly Im not suggesting we all run around campus profess- turns the water to the surrounding 1950s and has since worked its in biology and is looking towards a ing our undying love for one another or casually mention is class we environment or in terms of a way around the Florida peninsula career in veterinary medicine didnt finish the reading assignment because Fred found someone else But it sure would be more interesting

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SHOP EARLY FOR GOOD SELECTION Town and Gown 1 17 N Prospect Granville OH 43023 Page 8 Monday December 9 19 i The Sports Lee In Sheridan Out for Big Red New Coach Takes Over the Helm for Mens Basketball Team on Interim Basis Denison University has named case was a special one in that he the boys varsity basketball pro- 1 Bill Lee as its interim mens bas- stayed around for that extra year gram at Massillon Ohio Chris- Wholl Be ketball coach for the 1996- 97 sea- coaches who found In unlike previous tian School for two seasons that Another college football season has son Lee 31 brings a decade of it awkward to remain knowing they a 40- 9 time he guided his team to come down to the end with a host of basketball coaching experience to would not return record and was duly honored as the schools going to their respective bowls and his new post at Denison Con- Lee took over the program just 1992 Ohio Christian Athletic others looking to next season Once again As head basketball coach Lee before the opener four days teams ference Coach of the Year the premiere football schools rose to the replaces Mike Sheridan who against nationally ranked Before coaching in Massillon top of ranks but there a few new teams that guided the Big Red for five sea- Lee served as an assistant coach have their eye on a National Champion sons earning a 55- 71 overall with the womens basketball pro- ship Usually at this point of the season record Under Sheridan last year gram at Cornerstone College in fans are wondering if anybody can stop Denison went 13- 12 posting its Grand Rapids Michigan for three Nebraska in their run for the title and why first winning record in 10 years Si seasons Anthony the Rose Bowl just sucks it up and joins the and its second over the last 20 only A native of Akron Ohio and a Alliance seasons The Big Red finished 1983 graduate of Massillon Chris- This season we will not have to worry about Nebraska who was upset fifth in the NCAC with a 9- 7 tian School Lee holds a bachelor by Texas last Saturday Dec 7 in the inaugural Big 12 Championship league ledger Denisons nine of science degree in biology from but we are going to wonder about the status ofthe Rose Bowl After going NCAC wins last year was an all- Cornerstone College Lee was both only one year without having to debate over who is 1 the voters may time school record an athlete and a student coach as an have to sharpen up their pencils to solve that dilemma this year If both Sheridan resigned from his po- undergraduate at Cornerstone He 1 Florida State and 2 Arizona State are victorious on the first and sition on November 18 a few also served in student government second of January then the 1996 season will go down in history as yet months after his contract was not and was active in summer youth another year where their were two teams undefeated and only one by the university Un- renewed counseling during his undergradu- crowned champion fortunately there have been some I i Men s basketball coach Bill Lee ate years The problem starts with the PAC 10 and Big 10 sorry 1 1 not being philosophical differences in the Lee who will serve as part- time involved with the Bowl Alliance Even though this will change in a few terms the goals and direction of of Lycoming Pa College in the interim coach during the 1996- 97 years they both continue to mess up the National Championship picture the program I wish coach Lee Gettysburg Pa College Tipoff basketball season is currently em- Two years ago Penn State went undefeated during the regular season and the program the best of luck Tournament ployed by the Licking County and beat the Oregon Ducks in Pasadena only to wake up the next day and and hope theyre free of any other Most recently Lee has been an Health Department in nearby New- see themselves at 2 behind Nebraska Both teams had great defenses and distractions Sheridan said assistant coach with the boys var- ark as its director of environmental star offensive players but what do you tell your team if you are Joe One benefit the university pro- sity basketball program at health He has previousy served Paterno that won every game on the schedule and still came up second vides is that coaches are members Maysville High School near in the same capacity in Perry best of faculty and have the same ad- Zanesville Ohio He also served County Ohio and as a registered Bruce Snyder the head coach of the Arizona State Sun Devils might vantages as any other professor as junior varsity freshman and sanitarian in the Akron Health have to use the same speech after the Rose Bowl if the same sort of That includes a one- year exten- middle school coach over the past Department Lee resides in situation occurs The Sun Devils completed their season undefeated but sion after non- renewal of their con- in four years Maysville schools Crooksville Ohio with his wife the Florida State Seminoles did also including a win against then top tracts to allow the umployee time twoy- Previous to Lees experience at Amy and their earold son ranked Florida in Tallahassee If both teams win their bowls games it w to find another job Sheridans Maysville he was head coach of Billy be another difficult decision for the voters but it looks to me that they would crown the Noles champs However Bobby Bowdens squad ha Mens Hoops Off to Solid Start a rematch against the Gators in the Sugar Bowl This is obviously a difficult game to win for the Seminoles because not only are Steve By BOBBY MALLETT sophomore Bryan Nier Cook and sophomore forward Ja- Spurriers boys looking for blood but it is always difficult to beat the Sports Editor Denison pulled out to leads as son Rusnak Cook scored seven same team twice with so much on the line for both schools large as ten points late in the first points and grabbed two rebounds Arizona State is also going to be in a dogfight on New Years Day Shaken not stirred half on the long range shooting on the game yet his defensive per- because they have to play the Buckeyes who are returning to the Rosei Thats the way the Denison accuracy of Nier who hit three of formance is what sparked the team Bowl for the first time since 1984 In addition even though they blew Men s basketball team has had their four treys to lead Denison in scor- Cook altered shots all afternoon their perfect season against Michigan again they are hungry for a Rose season progress early on But just ing in the first half Travis tossed and took four charges Rusnak Bowl crown to save their once fine season On the other hand the Sun like 007 himself they prefer it that in two threes in the first twenty filled a similar role on the offen- Devils are looking toward a lot greener pastures if they can beat the way minutes while Sommerhauser gar- sive end scoring 15 of his game- Bucks Isnt it ironic that the team whos home stadium is where the How else can you explain such nered five points six assists and high 23 points in the second half Nebraska Cornhuskers won the title last year has a chance to win it all this tremendous success af Despite these ef year Arizona State ended Nebraskas win streak in Sun Devil Stadium 1 ter four games of this 1 i 1 forts the Gators were earlier this year and if a few breaks go their way in a few weeks than they young and shaky 1996- able to take a 74- 73 lead will be hoisting the same trophy that the Cornhuskers have for the past 97 campaign The team with a minute and a half two seasons stands at 3- 1 overall after 1 remaining when junior For the good of college football people should root for the Buckeyes is two big wins to open con- t I guard Jake Delsandro in the Rose Bowl because this will negate any argument over who ference play last week dropped a three from champion The Sugar Bowl game will be exciting but if both teams New Head Coach Bill the right wing realize that it is for a National Championship than it could be one for the Lee who took the place Travis responded ages But if the mighty Bucks cannot pull it together and beat the of fifth year coach Mike just 20 seconds later surprising Sun Devils in Pasadena and the Gators cannot find their i i i i Sheridan after his resig- r with a long distance revenge then the polls will have to decide a winner Having a National nation just days before bomb to give Denison Champion decided by vote instead of on the playing field is simply the team was to open their a lead the would not outrageous season against Division relinquish College Basketballs March Madness is one of the greatest runs for a III 2 ranked Lycoming Sommerhauser and championship in all of sports and on the first Monday in April when a College may still be wet junior guard Jason team is crowned victor there is never a dispute ThePAC- lOandBig 10 behind the ears None- Barger added crucial sorry again 1 1 will join the Alliance soon but America is still faced The 1996 Denison Men s basketball team theless his boys are play free throws inside one with a potential crisis for the 1 ranking at the end of the 1996 season ing some legit ball three boards minute to seal the Denison 82- 76 Both teams will have legitimate cases because not only did they go Take last Saturdays Dec 7 Denison raced out to a 45- 37 win undefeated they both beat the 1 team in the nation at one point during victory over Allegheny in lead despite having their leading Denisons first NCAC victory lihe regular season All in all GO BUCKS Denisons home opener for in- scorer in Chroust being bottled up came last Wednesday Dec 4 stance The Gators entered the inside by constant double and triple when they took out Earlham in the contest with 24 points and 12 ready while simply trying to ad- game with a 5- 1 record and tied for teaming schemes by the Gators Richmond Ind Chrousts 15 points boards while Rusnak tallied 16 points just to the mechanics of the job the NCAC lead with Denison While Allegheny clogged up the and 6 rebounds in the first half in just 18 minutes like scheduling court times and With sophomore wing Kyle middle Denison rained shots from gave the Big Red a four point lead Coach Lee was proud of his team s things like that The basketball Pottkotter possibly out for the sea- outside hitting 7 of 1 1 threep- ointers at halftime Earlham quickly effort given the circumstances in the part will take care of itself son with a herniated disk and se- in the first half evened the score early in the sec- early season But dont flatter them Lee continues to work days at nior captain Casey Chroust bat- Allegheny was forced to extend ond half only to have Denison go too much Were still not close to the Licking County Health De- tling the flu Denisons prospects their defense in the second half to on a 20- 7 run to put the game away our potential he said We still need partment which keeps him work- looked somewhat dim But the Big try and slow down the hot handed by a 84- 75 mark to work and get the job done even ing nearly fourteen hours a day Red came strong out of the gate Denison guards Despite Quaker guard Matt better But if his early season perfor- due in large part to the tremendous The scheme would have worked Halls stellar 30 point nine assist Despite not having a full contract mance is any indication he could guard play by senior Jeff Travis had it not been for the stand- up six rebound effort he was simply a Lee continues to look to the future be spending a lot more of that junior Brian Sommerhauser and performances of Big Red junior Ed one man show Chroust finished Im working on the recruiting al time at Denison in the future 96 ifHE Denisonian Page 9 Sports Rack Up Records at jSwimmers Athletes of the Week Eastern Michigan Invitational Name Anna Tuttle Name Jason Rusnak By MATT TRUMBULL Goldthorpe Edsall Lotts Tuttle wards reviving the Denison mens Sport Swimming Sport Basketball Special to The Denisonian took second and a strong B Relay team tradition of sprinting power Position EM Butterfly Position Forward Ullman Tucke Butler Sample with national cuts in the 100 Class Sophomore Class Sophomore Last Thursday night Dec 5 took third In freestyle the 200 breast the Hometown AlbuquerqueNM Hometown Solon OH jie Big Red swimming teams left The second session opened with oldest record on the swim team fell ie friendly confines of Camp an upset as the Big Red B Relay out to sophomore Tim Blum as he Oenidoo and headed north into swam the A in the 200 medley swam his way to a national cut and he land of wolverines to take on relay Freshman Katie OConnor a second place finish Matt he world or at least the teams that along with Lotts Godfrey and Trumbull swam his way to a na-

j howed up at the Eastern Michi- Habakuk powered their way to sec- tional cut and bronze in the 200 fly

gan University Invitational ond place and past the fourth place The 400 free relay of Cole Richner The women proved that they A Relay The 100 fly saw Tuttle Levin and Trumbull shattered the lere more than ready for all chall- and Edsall going head to headagain old varsity record by over a second engers as they eked out a 9225 to as they recorded national qualify- to finish out the first session ing times fourth fresh- 1 005 victory over second place and second and The 200 medley relay of akland University The mens place respectively Also in on the man Adam France sophomore am took home a third place fin- competition were Godfrey 5th and Brad Janssen Richner and Cole ih behind perennial MAC cham- Goldthorpe 8th who both opened the second days swim- Tuttle made some big waves Rusnak has stepped into the pions Eastern Michigan and the grabbed national times of their own ming with a third place finish The last Friday and Saturday Dec 6 limelight recently for the Mens hree time defending Division II Getting National times in the 200 400 IM had defending national 7 at the Eastern Michigan Univer- basketball team ational champs Oakland free were Sample 2nd and Butler champion Trumbull tie for second sity Invitational In the teams conference opener The women flew off the blocks 3rd In the 100 breast Lotts 3rd with a strong push at the end Also She competed in five of the 39 last Wednesday Dec 4 at i full speed from the first event and Oves 7th nailed more na- swimming his way to nationals was events over the two days racking Earlham Rusnal helped the team

j unior captain Emily Butler and tional cuts The 800 free relay of Blum with a strong eighth place up a first place finish three second overcome the loss of sophomore reshman Yuko Chong opened the Tuttle Butler Ullman and Sample finish Laying waste to the field places and one third in a large and KylePottkotterby scoring 16points neet with second and fourth place took home a national cut and sec- Richner set a new varsity and meet experienced field of swimmers in just 18 minutes on the floor hnishes in the 1650 freestyle ond place to finish up the second record Richner became the sec- Her victory came in the leading Denison to the 84- 75 vie j3utlers performance guaranteed session ond man in Division III history to Womens 200 Individual Medley tory rer a spot at Division III Nationals Smashing the National cut and break the 49 second barrier as he when her ti me of 2 1 036 was nearly His encore performance was t Miami Ohio and Chong fini- taking second in the 200 free relay took the 100 fly with a time of a second and a half faster than the even better as he electrified the shed j ust short of earning her own were Goldthorpe Lotts Habakuk 4889 closest competitor This time quali- crowd in the home opener last Sat jieal ticket to nationals Fresh- and Tuttle to lead off the third and Sophomore Brandon Wilmoth fied Anna for the 1997 NCAA Di- urday Dec 7 against Allegheny nan Bethany Tucke recorded the final session The 500 free gave junior Joel McFarland and fresh- vision III Championships He scored 15 of his game- high 23 rst national qualifying perfor- the Big Red their first 1st place man Dave Riebel came within spit- Tu tde was named an All- Ameri points in the second half on 9 of 1 3 mance in the 200 back that the finish as Butler claimed the gold ting distance of national cuts in the can last year for her efforts in the shooting overall to give the Eig omen have had in recent memory and hot on her heals was sopho- 100 fly but all fell short by less pool when she was just a freshman Red a decisive 82- 76 win hile finishing fifth in the event more Sandi Sample who took sec- than half a second In the 200 free Alternate Denisons Dave Palmer a senior receiver made his school Tie womens sprint core flexed ond Continuing the winning Brendan Herlihy was edged out of broud by scoring four touchdowns during a pickup game over break i muscles in the 100 free and the streak Tuttle took first in the 200 first place by 13 hundredths of a g Red recorded five of the top IM and Godfrey took fourth The second and had to be content with mance by Matt Trumbull and the Richner and Cole take second and 0 times Senior captain Kristin sprinters shined in the 50 free as a national qualifying performance national qualifying Blum Cole set a new varsity record jjoldthorpe took home Bronze Denison recorded seven of the top Also making national cuts were turned in the second fastest 50 free After the meet Coach Greg jnior Corey Ullman took fifth 10 times Making national cuts freshmen Todd Macaulay Levin time in school history to finish off Parini commented that this was the ophomores Andrea Habakuk and were Lotts Goldthorpe Edsall and Sultz Cole took third in the the individual events with a fourth best performance Denison has ever 1 to iandi Sample took sixth and seve- OConnor Konfal Habakuk and 00 breast made nationals and set place finish The 400 medley relay had at this meet Nowhere go nth and Junior Paula Konfal re- Tucke The 400 medley relay of an new varsity record Brad Janssen saw the squad of Trumbull Blum but up corded the ninth fastest time of the Tuttle Lotts Edsall and also qualified for nationals with his ening Goldthorpe Ullman and Goldthorpe finished the meet with swim in the 100 breast Richner labakuk all swam national quali- a third place finish won his second event of the day NHL Beat ying times The men came away with a third and set a varsity record in the 100 session was con- j The roll continued in the 200 place finish overall but consoled backstroke The By JOHN EAGAN reast as sophomores Kelly Lotts themselves with an unprecedented cluded with a strong 800 free relay bres are a team that skates hard and id Kathy Oves finished fourth eight varsity records The meet by Trumbull Macaulay Levin and Special to The Denisonian hits hard so far this year they are id sixth Lotts swim guaranteed was opened when juniors Brendan Herlihy physically dominating their oppo- er spot on the womens national Herlihy and Jeff Fellows along Levin Cole Richner and One third of the season is in the nents The hard hitting of Brad May am Not to be outdone by their with sophomore Josh Sultz gain- Trumbull collaborated to a third books and there have already been Matthew Barnaby and Rob Ray assrhates sophomores Anna ing national cuts in the longest of place finish in the 200 free relay to a number of surprises With the has opponents scared to come into ruttle and Allison Edsall took sec- all events the mile Senior captain open the third session Brendan exception of Florida and the Ava- the brand new Marine Midland ad and third in the 200 fly Also Tom Richner started the rain of Herlihy defending national cham- lanche there arent any other teams Arena in Buffalo ighlighting the 200 Fly were na- falling records with a second place pion in the event took fifth behind that have made strong statements Underachieving onal qualifying performances by finish in the 200 back Freshman a strong field in the 500 free The about drinking out of Lord Stanley Pittsburgh Penguins The Pen- eshmen Maggie Godfrey and Joe LT Glenn grabbed a na- 200 IM was the only event in which in May Yet there are a few teams guins have been nothing short of Christine Bruchac Winding up tional cut of his own in the 200 a swimmerfrom Division III placed that were expected to be down in pathetic to start out this season he session was the 400 free relay back Toms time would have given higher than the fastest Big Red the cellar of their given divisions The problem with the Pens is they let in a n event that the women took sec- him a first place finish at nationals Swimmer as John Latham of that have been contending up near have no defense They have to nd with at Nationals last year last year Freshmen Aaron Cole Kalamazoo College took gold the top Here is a quick rundown of league high of 91 goals so far this nce again the women and Jeremy Levin took a step to beat out the second place perfor whos up and whos down this sea- year The trade of Sergei Zubov to son Dallas for Kevin Hatcher has not Pains Pleasantly Surprising panned out for Pittsburgh The Pen- Women Suffer Growing Hartford Whalers The Whale guins have been making some deals By BOBBY MALLETT it more of a work in progress for Grundy with 10 points and seven without a doubt are the biggest recently acquiring some help on Sports Editor head coach Sara Lee rebounds a game and junior for- surprise of the year Right now the blue line so look for them to We are just focusing on im- ward Jaime Salay who averages they are in first place in the North- make even more deals before the in It has been a tough road thus far proving from game to game and 93 points and 57 points a game east division and second place in trading deadline March trailing Ottawa Senators Nobody ex- jar the Denison womens basket- our goals are to have fun and learn Sophomore guard Rachel the Eastern Conference the Senators to contend this all team Through six games the as we go along said Lee Silverberg has been a bright spot only Florida The Whalers success pected dubious honor they iig Red have found themselves To make matters worse for the from long distance hitting six of can be attributed to their early sea- year but the acqui- received from Sports Illustrated as m the wrong end of the score in squad they may have lost junior fifteen three pointers son trade with Detroit The expansion team of Jach forward Jessica Walters for the rest The team will look to grow from sition of Paul Coffey and Keith being the worst as looking to- all time in any sport has put them in j They dropped their first two of the season with knee injury An their early lessons they aim for Primeau has Hartford a this category In fact in the first ICAC games this week 57- 46 to MRI scheduled for this week will victory number one They begin wards getting back in the playoffs so four years of Ottawas existence Wlham and 84- 33 to Allegheny provide more insight into the se- three game homestand this Buffalo Sabres The Sabres 11 add- they have compiled fewer total I The team has just ten mem- verity of the injury Wednesday Dec against the far this year have proven that the points than the Detroit Red Wings bers five of which have no colleg- Denison has been led this sea- Kenyon Ladies and meet Lake Erie ing muscle to your lineup in College next Monday Dec 16 offseason pays dividends The Sa had last year iate level experience That makes son by sophomore forward Carrie Page 10 Monday December 9 1996 i Thi 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0 Cm J u Insane Clown Posse Shows Columbus the Joys of Faygo chopathic Records with very little Faygo started flowing The alter corded on DAT tape with the The strangest point of the night By CHRISTOPHER promotion behind it was full of two litre bottles of Faygo clownz rapping on top of it in- came right before the performance MCMILLEN The entire show was a very Cola Orange and Lemon- Lime cluded a great musical journey of the song Chicken Huntin Contributing Editor large stage pro This is when the concert started to through ICP brought along a big stuffed duction There Riddle Box doll which they referred to as Mr For you see when you step was a preacher with the Redneck The audience pro- into death your soul steps upon the at the beginning songs The ceeded to tear these dolls apart floor of a dark chamber and you who stood on an Show limb for limb keeping parts of the look to see it empty except for a alter and talked Must Go shirt pants and head as souvenirs strange looking box on an old about the inad- On Toy When the end of the set arrived wooden table On the front of the vertent deaths of B ox Shaggy 2 Dope stopped the music box you will se a painted question the wicked The in the middle of Im Coming mark faded with time and a twisted clownz The Jokers Home to proceeded to tell us that crank handle on its side Turning night was to be a Wild and this Aint no Michael Jackson the handle a sharp harmonic tune celebration for L i 1 Concert so get your asses up here will fill the air For the evil ones the clownz are Somthin and grab some Faygo The whole this sound will be a deafening noise in a nutshell a Somthin audience jumped on stage and reverberating off the walls and pain in the During grabbed a phat two- litre While building into a climactic terror churchs ass the whole the riot was happening on stage But the surprise is when the music Thats when the p e r f o r the wicked clownz proceeded to stops as you keep slowly turning beats started mance of casually walk off letting the aud- the handle ICP Riddle Box flowing these ience finish up the show Ifyou are down with the clownz The clownz songs the After the show the infamous then you missed a great show when kick the set off audience ICP violence broke out as about the Insane Clown Posse ICP per- with the song had the seven or eight kids most of whom formed at Chelsies in Columbus Riddle Box pleasure of had been drinking got into a huge last Thursday night ICP com- During this time being fight This of course made me posed of the wicked clownz Shaggy the audience was drenched want to split from the venue as fast 2 Dope and Violent J with pro- asked if they with the as I could which I did unharmed ducer Mike E Clark behind the wanted any Faygo that Over all this was a great show and Riddle Box is ICP s third album helm are one of the leaders of the Faygo being was stored if you are looking to have a good up and coming Detroit music scene that almost ev- in the alter ole time and arent afraid to get a Their third album 1995 s Riddle ery song has lyrics that include the remind me of a messed up Gwar almost as if it was a blessing into little Faygo dumped on you then I Box referred to as the third joker word Faygo in it some where They show the wicked clownz territory I recommend seeing the Insane card has sold almost 300000 cop- went over to the alter took of the During the next couple of song myself had about twenty two litres Clown Posse next time they are in ies alone on their indie label Psy front cover and thats when the which the music seemed to be re poured on me town Heisey Wind Ensemble Presents A Concert of Seasonal Favorites

White Christmas a Walt Disney iam Clamurro professor in mod- Spears flute Shelly Hooker clari- Wilson trumpet From Staff Reports band showcase and Stille Nacht ern languages plays the Oboe and net Christopher McMillen bari- First- year students include among many others Featured so- English Horn Tom Evans profes- tone sax and Krista Wenning per- Karen Sibley flute Heather The Heisey Wind Ensemble will loists include Dr Robert Raker sor of chemistry plays trombone cussion sophomores Becky Sutcliffe clarinet Adam Brunelle present A Concert of Seasonal and William Eisenhart and is chairman of the board Hudson clarinet Christopher tenor sax and B ecky Taylor bass Favorites on Friday December The Heisey Wind Ensemble is Students include juniors Amy Templeton alto sax and Ronni clarinet

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Swasey Chapel plays host to Heisey Wind Ensemble s Concert of M Seasonal Favorites 13 at 8 pm in Swasey Chapel directed by Richard Blatti assisted Notts lis toffee This concert is free to Denison by Robert Neumann The name Wednesday Than A r students and faculty tickets are Heisey comes from the famous IMH available at the door Anyone need- in glass factory that was located December 11 tan vfJM ing further information can call Newark Ohio 587- 2118 Selections will include The wind ensemble is made up I Bachs Jesu Joy of Mans Desir- of area musicians however Deni- ing Alfred Reeds Russian son faculty and students play a 730 pm Friday December 13 and Saturday December 14 Christmas Music Irving Berlins major role in the ensemble Will 730 pm Denisonian 1 1 996 jHE Page Arts Si Entertainment Star Trek First Contact Carries the Torch for Trekkers the entire first fifteen minutes were ments into his Earl Grey Those here getting to snap out evacua- post- World War III Earth to dis- By BRIAN P VOROSELO essentially an extended prologue who find Patrick Stewart sexy and tion orders as Sick Bay is taken rupt humanitys first fastertha- nlight Quorum Editor setting up a plot that was some- there are actually quite a lot of you over crawl through the spaceflight making it easier what flimsy anyway the viewer is out there will enjoy that part of the Enterprises guts looking for alien for the Borg to conquer Earth and I First of all I feel compelled to not two minutes into this movie movie anyway nogoodniks and coolest of all giv- help the Cancer Man kill Mulder ay that Im one of the dozen or so before Earth is under attack Then theres Worf who can ing the self- destruct order to the and Scully just seeing if you were j Trekkers in America who sort of Starfleet ships are being blown up always be counted on for terse Enterprises computer paying attention Picard and com- iked Star Trek Generations the left and right and a very cool- The plot is a little too compli pany pursue them into the past to movie in the series that immedi- looking new USS Enterprise the stop their dastardly doings I jtely preceded First Contact You NCC1- 701E Fm sure the model yadayadayada emember the one where oF kit will be available any day now In other words there s noth- Jiamster head bought the prover- makes its customary warp- in to ing new under the sun here bial farm Sure it was heavy on save the day What has always been impor- 1 lie cheese- whiz factor and had plot 2 All of the Next Generation tant in a good Star Trek movie I holes you could fly the Enterprise regulars seem to have been taking is that the old sawhorse plots tself through but it wasnt Star attitude lessons from Arnold are filled with solid characters Trek The Motionless Picture Schwarzenegger since there is a some snappy dialogue the right

lydoingthis either Still Fm apparently in the serious amount of running jump- amount of tongueincheekcanyoubelievetheyreactual- minority here every story Fve ing punching battles involving leen about this movie in the news- several different kinds of guns irony and in japeror magazines has said apocal- and yes even swordplay Ah the end a feeling however brief yptic things somewhere along the those wacky Klingons in this and difficult to sustain that lines of After the stunning disap movie human beings might actually pointment of Star Trek Genera- Patrick Stewart for one seems have a promising future if we J lions the entire future of the bil- to be taking his cue from just figure out how to stop hat dollarayear Johnathan Frakes directs Michael Dorn j lion- franchise is at everyone s favorite Austrian body- ing each others guts stake will first contact save Star builder in more than one sense Despite the fact that some- Trek Youd think these writers there is a scene towards the end one- liners In this movie he gets cated to be summarized in a few thing is blowing up approximately I were talking about electing a new where wearing only an undershirt two great ones one of which was sentences but lets just say that 9944 percent of the time in this

j POP Picard is hanging by a cable over a unfortunately shown completely nobody s going to have a coronary movie Have to compete with In- Anyway as a getali- fe fan bunch of aliens trying to drag him out of context in the movie trailer due to any unexpected plot ele- dependence Day after all this is Yes I am the proud owner of a down into the flesh- eating gas be- I wont ruin it by giving the other ments here Essentially the Borg the 90s this movie is remarkably I Bajoran earring there are two low Fm not making any of this away Even Beverly Crusher who cybernetic nasties who in this cynicism- free without being cloy- j things I noticed immediately about up and as he hangs there for dear was so incidental in Generations movie are much more than a pass- ing Thats important and very Star Trek First Contact ie Star life straining to save himself Fll that her character was basically ing resemblance to H R Gigers welcome Trek VIII be damned if the proper English superfluous Now she knows how aliens If I were H R Gigers And oh yeah this is also the I 1 This movie did not stop for captain doesnt look like hes slip- poor Nichelle Uhura Nichols lawyer thered be some phone calls first Star Trek movie with no Kirk j air Unlike Generations wherein ping some multivitamin supple felt gets a piece of the action made make a trip back in time to Thats got to be worth something Z j Romeo and Juliet Proves to be A Farce of Epic Proportions

By BRIAN P VOROSELO the screen freezes on each of their Sandler impersonating Tybalt in your friendly neighborhood about Juliet faking her death you Quorum Editor images and huge letters announce his delivery is apparently meant to Doane library the call number is know the one he never gets to CAPULET and sound leering and threatening but PR2800 Youre welcome In- the trailer- park bound Romeo via FedEx might have all worked if In 1936 Sergei Profokiev was MONTAGUE as if we were I kept waiting for him to start sing- stead of a tableaux however we the vaunted Leonardo DiCaprio writing his ballet version of Romeo watching a tabloid T V show ing about his red- hooded are left with two wet actors who andlheGen- Xange de angstof the and Juliet At one point he con Well dun sweatshirt keep falling into the pool for no moment Clare Danes had played sidered having the lovers live at Luhrmann apparently has never Then things get worse The readily apparent reason but who still manage to maintain the star- crossd lovers at all the plays end his rationale seri- seen West Side Story either since balcony scene as youve probably somehow eversost- ylish well Unfortunately their perfor- ously was that dead people he thinks that updating the story to heard is staged in a swimming their hairdos in- mances are somewhere on the junior- couldnt dance Thankfully he be about rival corporate gangs is pool which could have proved Maybe theres some Freudian thing fact but I doubt it and I high level If I were either thought better of it Its taken an earth- shattering idea The first teresting except for the having going on here to DiCaprio or Danes I would find a nearly eighty years but someone scene sets the tone After the open- decided to stage this scene in a really dont want think about very dark cave far far away from has finally come up with a stupider ing monologue is recited by a T V pool director Luhrmann appar- that anyway ele- the real problem civilization and spend the next six way to stage Romeo and Juliet announcer one of the few ently forgot to figure out why since Thats not years preying to the Acting Gods Unfortunately this one made it to ments that actually works to any the original scene was staged as a though The frenetic pace the roller- for forgiveness the screen degree Benvolio encounters sort of tableaux you know Juliet coaster camera angles and Danes is merely bad She de- Director Baz Luhrman who Tybalt in a gas station which after the unreachable love to which even the sometimes ridiculous ex- to in order livers her lines in robotic slurred should never be allowed to make a gunfight the guns are helpfully Romeo aspires etc etc etc Or treme Luhrmann goes you need to update the story like Friar monotone the only time she is at another movie ever again has ap- marked Dagger and Sword as something like that If sending the missive 12 parently decided to stage the play if those were their brand names more many fine books await you Laurence see Romeo Juliet page as an extended music video re- again duh blows up while the plete with warp- speed editing cuts fight is taken out into the Califor- camera angles that make you want nia traffic The guy playing Congratulations to the WDUB to vomit and other little tricks that Benvolio whom I have never seen get unbelievably annoying after before and hope to never see again about five minutes At one point plays the character as if her were 1997 Executive Staff Paul What Was I Thinking Biff from the Back to the Future Sorvino playing Capulet and movies he is not only lunkish Brian Did I Really Need to Take and inarticulate but the two char- This Role Dennehy playing acters even have matching buzz Montague show up and amidst cuts John Leguziamo plays Tybalt Station Manager Christopher McMillen the brain- piercing rock soundtrack as if her were impersonating Adam Program Director Brian McGill 1990 Integra LS Chief Engineer James Burnham Acura Music Director Marty Jackson Business Manager Will Holman Meticulously maintained one owner Public Relations Director Kirsten Werne 5- speed 4- door sedan with 55000 miles air Brant Adams cruise AMFM cassette and maintenance records News Director Secretary Karen Pingei 790000 Call 587- 1983 and leave a message

j Page 12 Monday December 9 1996 Arts k Entertainment Guerriero Presents Denison Theatre Directorial Debut Thursday Evening With Production of Private Wars

acting background and it has been bestpartsofdirectingVivare Wars and first year student Brett Ward will be serving as stage man- By MATTHEW RUMP quite in is the mu Johnston Assisting Guerriero with ager A E Editor teresting sic He the technical aspects of the play are Private Wars will premier on taking on has as- a number of students Senior Sara Thursday December 12 and runs Junior Christopher Guerriero the role of sembled Stilgenbauer is in charge of set Friday December 13 and Satur- best known for his acting roles in director music that design Sophmores Brian Naegele day December 14 The shows productions such as Picnic will be out of the is appro- and Abigail Young are in charge of will all start at 8 pm and will presenting his directing debut on spotlight priate to lights and costume design respec- performed in the Black Box the- Thursday Dec 12 Guerriero As a di- the period tively First year student Luke atre located on the ground floor of will be directing James McClures rector he in which Burke Hall Private Wars doesnt the play is Private Wars is set in a veterans have to set 4i hospital during the mid- 1970s The confront which cast consists of three men all three the char- combined of them in the hospital for different acters as with the Lack of Foresight reasons They spend their days person play i- Ah the end of the semester Time looking to the future discussing it ally yet he tself for reflection buckling down stay- The future consists of getting out still must makes the ing up all night to do work you put off of the confines of the hospital k n o w j whole J until the last minute In other words However they are not ready to them very i r I time to panic However in this time face the outside world Each has well In an e- fc of intense activity Id like to take a his own individual problems and addition Christopher Guerriero debuts as a njoyable minute sit back take a deep breath each tries to face them alone un- as direc director on Thursday and inter- and do something that I do all to often dergoing a private war in his per- tor he esting ex- anyway bitch and moan sonal struggle must deal with the technical as- perience for the audience Seeing that this is the end of the Wars is Guerrieros first direct- pects of the play The play stars sophomores Pe- Matthew Rump semester there are a few things that ing experience He comes from an Guerriero feels that one of the ter Reese and Gabe Huddleston Id like to complain about Interest- ingly enough both of them have to do with the end of the semester The first is next Friday December 13 triskaidekaphobes be- Romeo Juliet from p 11 ware This day has been declared D- Day and DCGA is sponsor- ing a major band Wonderful idea I for one am looking forward to we cutting our losses here or what after he slays Tybalt which at all convincing is when Juliet reels this time to relax before exams The major band has not been At Danes outshines least thankfully gets rid of John off some sexual innuendo For least announced yet it is not any real secret to anyone on campus but Ill DiCaprio the only thing he does Leguziamo for the remainder of example the part where she says be polite and not mention the name For a clue though look around effectively in this movie is hold the movie While Tybalt is lying or any other part belonging to a at the posters hanging all over campus They might be coming back many sniffles When his de- dead in yet another pool I was man wink wink nudge nudge hmmm This is the problem DCGA has chosen to announce this livery wooden it reaches his almost expecting to hear a mourn- At this point all the teenage couples isnt big event in an incredibly timely manner Now it is true that the date ful version of Turkey for Me who came has been on the calendar for quite a while now But no one knew Turkey for You being played on to see the 7 1 about the band The popularity of this particular band is huge hell the soundtrack DiCaprio arches movie theyre giants on the concert scene right A recent show in Columbus his head towards the sky and giggle sold out quickly This is probably one of the best events that has come screams out I am fortune s fool o o h to Denison for a long time however because everyone found out but the more appropriate line here Juliet said about it so late a large number of students myself probably V given DiCaprios delivery would included will not be able to attend have been Stella or even A- There are scheduling conflicts with other on- campus activities DRIAN DiCaprio may have naughty Heisey Wind Ensemble a play etc Also many students like me seemed talented on Growing She wont have jobs that they will be working and cannot get off of work for Pains but so did Kirk Cameron make what will probably an incredible show There is nothing we can do and I sure as hell wouldnt have anyone about it now its too late to go back It just seems that there could have hired Kirk Cameron to Romeo for Olivia been a little forethought in this I guess I shouldnt be surprised at the either even if he was available H u s s e y lack of this though it is only one more incident of DCGA becoming Bottom line Danes and which I I increasingly out of touch with the student body DiCaprio were hired to look pretty isnt say- Clare Danes and Leonardo DiCaprio star in a wretched Okay so Ive got that off of my chest Now I can worry about and draw in the Tiger Beat crowd ing much production of the Bards classic exams But hey all is not right in the happy world of exams either which they do so I guess they to begin It seems that there is a rule that professors cannot give any assign- trionic heights that would embar- delivered on their contracts but with but its also very telling that ments or exams the week before exam week Sounds good doesnt rass William Shatner or Charlton theres got to be some pretty an enormous amount ofJuliet s lines it gives everyone a week to prepare What it really means is that Heston A prime example occurs people who can also act right have been deep- sixed Hmmare everything falls due the week before this Students are running At least they could have found In t around in a frenzy trying to get everything done in this brief span si i i it two actors whose performances order to get around the ban on exams the week before the dreaded wouldnt have induced stifled Call now to reser ve your date week a few professors have scheduled quizzes during this time giggles throughout the audience Consider these holiday destinations Ive experienced these before and buddy these arent no normal during the death scene which is quizzes Can you say an exam by any other name Maybe effective Oglebay Park WV K FraternitySorority Outings exactly what happened when I k scheduling and spade calling should be requirements for faculty Jefferson vi lie saw this movie I am not kidding Outlet Center m Bengals vs Colts Now part of the crunch is due to the brief time back between 12- 22 And Im not even going to bother 1 Amish Country Thanksgiving and Winter Break It is a sort of a crunch I for one Wheeling WV to dissect the manipulative little a at in GamblingDog Races wouldnt mind coming back week earlier the end of August I Weekend Skiing trick Luhrmann plays on the au- OH WV PA NY k in it is two Columbus Chili order to gain a week or so this space As now we get out 1 dience during the death scene New Years Celebration days before Christmas a time when many of us have to travel for our Cleveland t Li mo Service since it not only was fake and Rock Roll Hall of Fame celebrations t The Nutcracker cheap but didnt even work fc fc Niagara Falls The scheduling of exams is another thing Monday and Tuesday Lights thanks largely to some sloppy OSU Basketball Fesitval of are exam days then Wednesday is reserved for reading and studying C C jl l L UL I editing The one contribution Of course for many Tuesday will be one heck of a night urn hitting this movie did make as far as I TRAVEL IN COMFORT ON A LUXURY COACH the books Thursday Friday and Saturday are then exam days Its not was concerned was that it made a includes too horrible but it would be perhaps somewhat better to space them little more clear what exactly it tv vcr galley restroom out The worst part is Saturday exams Excuse me but some people was that drove Romeo and Juliet up passengers would like to get going not be forced to sit on a tomblike campus on Accomodations for to 22 to commit suicide After sitting a weekend Like I said this is one heck of a crunch if youre traveling through this movie I wanted to ft l 4 and have exams on Saturday shoot myself too Do you bite Again not a lot can be done about this situations Maybe the your thumb at me sir No but powers that be will give all of these issues a little more thought next Concent Weddings Prom Si gnlseeingParticsSporting EvenliCorporolc Oi I do give this movie thumbs down Airport Shuttle Bachelor Parties Field Trips time though Have a happy holiday season and peace See y all next sir Two 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