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Will they be the next to go? volume 64, number 45 thursday, aprii 28, 1977 Cuthbertson to receive Brown teaching award The $4000 George R. Brown Professor of Chemical Associate Professor of This year the awards were ballots included comments of Prize for Excellency in Engineering Biochemistry based on voting by alumni high praise and appreciation Teaching has been awarded to Dr. J. Dennis Huston, David Minter, Professor of who received four-year for the faculty named. Dr. Gilbert M. Cuthbertson, Associate Professor of English English. bachelor's degrees in 1972- Associate Professor of Dr. Neal F. Lane, Professor 1975. Each qualified alumnus According to the current Political Science. The winners of Physics Funds for the awards were was asked to vote in rules governing the awards, a of the $1000 George R. Brown Dr. William C. Martin, made available in 1967 by the preferential order for the three faculty member who wins the Awards for Superior Teaching Associate Professor of Brown Foundation at the Rice faculty whom he remem- Brown Prize for Excellency are: Sociology direction of Mr. George R. bered, over the perspective of becomes ineligible to receive it Dr. Harry A. Deans, Dr. Kathleen S. Matthews, Brown. two or five years, as again for five years. Likewise, particularly outstanding or a faculty member may win the effective teachers. This spring, Brown Award for Superior 347 students named 191 out of Teaching three times after China experts to speak at Baylor 422 faculty. Although faculty which he or she becomes by Jeanmarie Amend, Cooperation"; Professor Joyce China Council and the members must be currently ineligible to win an Award K. Kallgren, University of National Committee on US- teaching in order to qualify again for five years. Several leading China California, "Chinese Politics China Relations. She also has for one of the awards, 40 Presentation of this year's specialists will participate in a and Policy After Mao"; and acted as consultant to the faculty who are deceased, Brown Teaching Awards will panel discussion tonight at Dr. Robert Oxnam, program State Department. Dr. Oxnam emeriti, or no longer at Rice be made at the Commence- 8pm on ,the future of Sino- director of the national China specializes in early Ch'ing were also named. Many of the ment exercises, May 14, 1977. American relations. The Council, "Tlie Future of Sino- history, and authored articles program, "The United States American Relations in Light and books on twentieth and China: What Lies of the Past." century China. PBK honors Kurtzman Ahead?", will be presented Their discussion will be free of charge in the main Each guest has visited the followed by a question and Professor Jeff Kurtzman of the written, subjective auditorium of Baylor College People's Republic of China at answer session. the Music Department evaluations. To assure that a of Medicine, Texas Medical least once in recent years. Dr. Professor Richard Smith of recently named the first reci- representative sample of these Center. Cohen, director of East Asian the History department, will pient of the Phi Beta Kappa forms was available, eli- Panelists will briefly legal studies at Harvard, moderate the event, sponsored Teaching Award. gibility was also conditioned address the issue with commen- chairs the national China by the Texas China Council. The Rice University upon the candidate's having tary on their subject. Speakers Council. Dr. DeBakey, The Texas Council, a branch chapters of Phi Beta Kappa taught at least one course in and topics are: Professor renowned heart specialist and of the national China Council announced the creation of the the two previous semesters for Jerome A. Cohen, Harvard chairman of Baylor's of the Asia Society, is designed new teaching prize, which will which there were evaluations Law School, "Chinese Law department of surgery, has to promote public education on be formally presented for the from at least twenty students and Sino-American Rela- recently written "A Surgeon's Chinese affairs. The Society first time at this year's representing more than half of tions"; Dr. Michael E. Diary of a Visit to China," sponsors activities with focus commencement exercises. the total class enrollment. Debakey, Baylor College of based on his experiences there on modern Chinese history Eligibility for this award was In presenting this new Medicine, "Chinese Medicine in 1973. Professor Kallgren is and China's role in the restricted to assistant award, Phi Beta Kappa hopes and Sino-American Scientific a member of both the national contemporary world. professors, lecturers and to encourage excellence in The presentation this instructors who have taught teaching by junior faculty evening will precede the at Rice for at least three members, vvho seldom receive national meeting of the China semesters. The recipient was Brown teaching prizes and is Council, convening Friday in selected by the Phi Beta designed to reflect the RPC hosts final party Austin. Smith and three of the Kappa Senate based upon a judgment of graduates rather panelists will attend. screening of student course than current students. PBK is by Philip Parker work lining up freebies for The main auditorium is evaluations for the two currently seeking financial next year's coupon book. located off Fannin at the end previous semesters, with support to make this an To prepare everyone for the Anyone who plans to be in of M.D. Anderson Blvd. special consideration given to annual award. final crunch of dead week and Houston and would be exams, the RPC will sponsor interested helping on this one last round of dissipation project, contact Cissy Kraft at tomorrow beginning 3:30 at Brown College. the field adjacent to Virgin's Walk. (For you weiners, that's "We're very optimistic about near the President's abode and next year," said Roy Beller, the women's colleges.) new RPC President, "We have The affair will be a coordinated college activities, traditional, old fashioned so that there are only two TGI Friday and/or TG It's weekends that don't have an Over, starring beer, volleyball, all-cam pus activity planned." and more beer. All the colleges Also on the schedule for the are invited to bring their nets weekend of Sept. 30-0ct. 1 is an so the pseudo-jocks can set and event Beller describes as a spike to their heart's content "fall counter-part to Ron- or at least until 6pm. For those dolet." whose primary exercise is Two of next year's commit- lifting things to their mouth, tees remain unfilled, the con- there will be 15 plus kegs of cert/ pub entertainment and Coors on hand. the ticket committees. For obvious reasons, this Anyone interested in working will be the last RPC sponsored on these committees can beat event of the current season. next year's rush by contacting However, this summer the Roy Beller today. Sign up for council will be diligently at the RPC—it's a real carnival. Dead wee It'll getcha if you don't watch out. waftor underwood It has been a long standing ment of the paper—and no one else. tradition of this newspaper for the Let you and I be the input to that editor to have his/her final say in EDITORIAL editor. Not the Publications the last issue of the year—to point the true factors at hand. Many of about what happens to the Committee. to the achievements and attack the you, like myself, will think the Thresher or to the Senate. BUT maladies of the University. situation ridiculous and blown out WE SHOULD BE! While we're giving input to the Tradition, however, has had little of proportion. There will be some of Make no mistake. I assess no Thresher, let's not forget the influence in this year of who do not care about the situation blame for this fiasco of student Senate. They have recently set up controversy. Furthermore, with all or its outcome—to them the government. It is hard to declare a study committees. Did anyone ever due respect to the editors of the Thresher is a source of winner when the score is tied. I will ask you what problems you wanted past, this final editorial shall come Doonesbury and misclassifieds. leave the discussion of "who- studied? They certainly never from one who, though involved For those of you interested in one started-what" to those involved— asked for my input. with the Thresher, has viewed the person's analysis, allow me to they seem to be the only interested I am not a supporter of status year with perhaps a broader proceed. parties. Moreover, while the quo. I think there is always room perspective. The key in this "show of shows" discussion proceeds, let me hear no for improvement and change, but This year the Thresher has is the mind of the university cries of "No fair!" How does one this development within the been the focus of campus politico, in which resides an define "fair" in the political realm? Senate to control the Thresher, in attention—and little of that ongoing search for recognition, Let me turn to the crux of the any fashion beyond necessity, is attention, unfortunately, has been power, success—the all-important matter for you and me—the not an improvement. Let us make constructive. The paper has been reference on a transcript that students (ordinary students) of a concerted effort to get these under incredible scrutiny for "looks good." Superior to all of Rice University. This whole affair power groups back to their own possible wrongdoing. Yet those these goals, however, is security. is really our fault. Who should have domain. Then let's make the effort who are so interested in the affairs To threaten one's security is akin control of the Thresher and the to keep them busy enough of this organization can claim to murder—it's deadly and brings Senate? You and I. If we want the satisfying our needs (they are little, if any, campus support. I out the worst in all of us. Senate to push the administration, responsible to us) so that they speak specifically of the Student In late February a power clash we had better tell them or they are never have enough time to wander Association Senate and its occurred—the two factions of the likely to spend their time digging outside their respective dominions. dependent committees. Thresher staff, so delicately in the mud. But how many of us In my years at Rice University, separated last year, met. The result have even been to a Senate I don't expect students to march the Student Association has been caused an excessive waste of time meeting? I confess. I attended my en masse upon the Senate and home to the campus "politicos"— geared to finding out who has first meeting in five years in March Thresher, though I would hope those poli sci majors destined for power over whom—an invest- (I wonder why?). The same is true that the organizations would be law school and careers beyond. It gation second to none. Passed from of the Thresher. If you don't like open to such mass appeal (As next is a good training ground, as long the Elections Committee to the ZNS or the news coverage, why not year's business manager for the as they stay within their realm. Senate to the University Cottrt to march in and say so? The staff Thresher, I will certainly be During those same years, the the Senate to the Publications may be a little obnoxious, but don't responsive). I would however, like Thresher has been a working Committee, the well-trodden facts let that stop you. The Thresher to deliver a message to the Senate, place for aspiring journalists, lie in the interstices of the professes to be an "all-student its dependent committees, and business people, as well as those of Constitution. newspaper." Make it one. What the Thresher—a message which I us with a little extra time and We all know the Senate—our you and I have allowed is for these feel has more support than these interest to become involved. Never representatives—acts in our behalf two volatile organizations to groups realize. We do not want to in my five (that's one more than just about as much as our national attack each other. We can't allow continue to hear this bullshit. four) years have the two legislators do. In the same that to continue. I don't want some Should you not take heed, we organizations engaged in such percentage, the SA Senate reacts to Publications Committee deciding possess the ultimate offense—the heated controversy—in such petty the small minority interest groups. what I want to see in the power to vote in a referendum to controversy—over the position of Those responsible for all the name- Thresher—I'll tell them myself. It stop the whole thing dead in its the Thresher editor and the calling, mud-slinging and call-for- is a matter of freedom of speech. I overrun tracks. powers bestowed upon the a-new-editor-election number less voted, as I hope you did, for a But haven't we all got something position. than twenty. That such a group Thresher editor. The candidate better to do? Many of you probably do not could influence our legislators is with the most votes won. By that understand the problem—it took apalling. But then you and I are fact alone, you and I have me many weeks to finally perceive probably not terribly concerned entrusted him with the manage- -steve setser

The following is the Thresher's policy for editorial page material. Letters to the Editor should be no longer than 350 words (unless discussed in Foreigners shouldn't pass judgement person with the editor), typewritten, signed, apd with current phone number* To the Editor: provided. No unsigned letters will be printed. they keep in close contact with destroy the rights of SRC Guest Editorials may be submitted on any topic of current interest. There are the situation via unbiased students to study and sleep by no length limitations on editorials; all other requirements as with letters stand. In response to Berry, I would reporting and informing such yelling obscenities from Unsigned Editorials represent a consensus of staff opinion. like to agree: Yes, the as you offer. college balconies late at night. Signed Editorials represent only that particular staff member's opinion alfil Namibian, Zimbabwean, and Angola would not have had If you are a citizen, or at the should not be construed gff more than a privately held opinion. Azanian peoples, among a civil war if all Angolans had very least, a resident of others, are claiming their agreed on a single solution to Zimbabwe, Azania, or freedom by storm. The ruling their nation. Imagine Nambia, then I will listen CARLA McFARLAND problem is, it's not their storm. your own sentiments if Brown when you talk about your Editor People like the Revolutionary College were to declare a country. CATHERINE M. EGAN Student Brigade insist on boycott of SRC dates in an Business Manager declaring judgement from attempt to overthrow the rude Steve Spinella Steven M. Setser around the globe, from whence elements who presently Lovett, '78 •Advertising Manager Philip Parker Almost Editor Tom Brown Campanile Editor Steve Sullivan Froth Editor Koury objects to Berry's inaccuracies Jay Shilstone Farts Editor Walter Underwood Photography Editor To the Editor: 4) A private enterprise black majority rule in Bill Studabaker Graduating Senior (capitalist) economy is no southern Africa while there Lynn Laverty Sports Editor In response to Hiram A. threat to anyone's freedom is still the possibility of a Jim Fowler Humorous Editor Berry's letter in the April 25 compared to the altenatives. peaceful solution. Bill Barron Circulation Manager Mark 5. Linimon WOOC Editor Thresher. Let me first say 5) I question the desirability Dan Koury that I do not support white of using violence to achieve SRC '80 Artsy Staff Dale Charletta, Randy Furlong, Jeff Kerr minority rule in southern Nitpick Editor Cindy Childress Africa, but I do object to some Editorial Staff Jeanmarie Amend, James R. Beall, David L. Butler, of the inaccuracies in Mr. • Barry L. Jones [wooc], Juli Jones, Dr. Matt Muller, O.P. Berry's letter. Siems expresses gratitude Sports Staff Larry Nettles, Peter Schwab 1) The living standards of Letter to the Editor grateful for their friendship. Photography Staff Mark Catlett, Bob Dougherty, Paul Fong, Rich Jensen, Open Letter to Rice University Wiley Sanders, Ann Shaw, Beth Stickney, TW blacks in South Africa is As of June 1st I will be leaving Production Staff Steve Glaser, Lee Holder, Marty Hood, Robert Miller, among the highest in the This is just to say thank you the University to begin a new Bob Perversatronne, Bill Shaerer, Belle Sheppard, Mark Stoll, area. to all the people Who make up job, but I will take a part of Elizabeth Pfaff, Bill Studabaker, Chris Linimon, & gRUNGY 2) Boycotting South Africa Rice University. I have Rice with me. Thank you, Rice Visitor from the East Marian J. Barber The Rice Thresher, the all-student newspaper at Rice University since quite a long would hurt the blacks and worked at Rice for three years University, for sharing three time ago, was published semi-weekly on Mondays and Thursdays during the hardly affect the whites. and have enjoyed my "Rice years with me. academic year (but now we have to crawl away and weiner) 527-4801. Advertising information available upon request, 527-4802. Central Offices are maintained in the 3) The South African regime is experience" immensely. monolithic Rice Memorial Center, P.O. Box 1892, Houston, Texas, 77001. Mail not as repressive as many During my stay I have had the subscription rate was $15 per year. The opinions expressed herein are not Sincerely, necessarily those of anyone but the author of the particular misclassified. black - ruled governments fortune to meet some of the Billy Siems Obviously. (even if you do forget about finest people I have ever Assistant Sports Information ®Copyright 1977, the Rice Thresher. All rights reserved. Uganda). known and I will be eternally Director Ill never pass my exams! the rice thresher, april 28, 1977 page 2 Timing of committee's dog decision criticized To The Rice Community: like to ask that the matter be until now been an internal president of Will Rice College, shutting for finals next week. given further consideration affair. Two Masters that I was not in attendance and At this time all the The all too hasty action by and that a final regulation not have spoken to had expressed neither was Dr. Sidney Burrus presidents are new, the the committee of Masters and be enforced until some this concern. of Lovett College who is also students are to busy to reply, Presidents has caught us all subsequent year after the It appears that the record is the chairman of that board. and rooms on campus have by surprise at a time when the students have had a chance to published in the Thresher is Questions have been raised already been assigned. For all students' hands are virtually make themselves heard. incorrect. There were at least concerning the grandfather these reasons and other more tied and we are too busy to No consideration has been two dissenting votes; Dr. clause that would permit those personal reasons that maybe make ourselves heard. In light give to the individuality of the Armeniades and, as I students already enrolled to you should talk to your friends of. the following rather college governments. Reg- understand, Dr. Steven Baker. graduate under those rules about, I would like to disjuncted statements, I would ulations concerning pets have Further, Mike Goodell, that governed campus life recommend that this issue be when they were freshmen. given further attention. Not in The confusion surrounding the interests of a few students the issue of Masters who own but in the interests of the Puppy owners protest ruling dogs needs to be clarified. University we should be sure To the Editor: Most colleges require some previous warning &more input Most important is the way to make the right decision, sort of damage deposit for from the students. We found it this issue is skirting the weighing the benefits derived Having just bought a new students with pets. This is fair. interesting to note that normal highroads of school from the friendly atmosphere puppy a mere three days Perhaps this could be Masters and perhaps Resident policy. By initiating this against damages incurred. I before the announcement, we increased on a par with Associates would be allowed to action so near the end of the don't keep any pets at school are extremely upset at the whatever it costs to repair keep their pets and think that academic year the authorities and don't intend to, but I think University's new policy of what damage is done by pets this points up the arbitrary will be able to push this that our friends deserve more banning cats and dogs. We to both rooms and grounds. and one sided decision. possibly unpopular regulation consideration than they are recognize that the large Specific pets which become We feel that the University on the students with only one getting. number of pets on campus nuisances could be asked to should reconsider its decision. more Thresher edition Bob Schmidt poses several problems: room leave. People who are bothered It should use next semester as pending and KTRU radio Will Rice '80 damage, grounds damage, by a specific animal could be an evaluation period. If these and packs of dogs which roam allowed a method of complain- more stringent methods were the campus. We feel, however, ing anonymously. After a tried and proven unsuccessful that there are better and more certain number of complaints then a campus wide ban on Bio 101 neglects plants equitable methods of solving the college could simply force pets could be reconsidered. these problems. these animals to leave. To the Biology Department: I am not a botany freak. I am Houston, like most com- We realize that not every Mary McLeese An introductory course in a Chemistry major, so I have munities, has a leash law. So person at Rice is an animal Hanszen '79 any subject is generally a no vested interest in this, other far, this has not been seriously lover. Those of us who do have Laura Inskeep course in which a broad survey than that I took Biology 101- enforced on campus. If it were pets cannot—through our Hanszen '79 of the whole field is made, 102 this year, and among other and a fine were imposed on the irresponsibility—foist our pets composed of introductions to things, derived a great deal of owners of those pets still let on others. At the same time it Martha Ramos the various specialties within satisfaction from learning loose, then the number of is hardly equitable to Hanszrai '79 the field. Since in biology this about the evolutionary animals let loose would soon announce this sudden shift in Dana Miller would most definitely include strategies and physiological decrease. policy without specific Hanszen '79 the plant kingdom, I am more functions of plants. shocked that I can easily If we are to have any express to find that plant understanding of the world biology is being completely aroun^ us, we must have Faculty should contain more blacks omitted from Introductory knowledge of plants as well as Biology next year. We, as animals. I completely deplore To the Editor: lecturer, with full duties at locate 3 Black professors, out members of the animal the present trends in the Rice Texas Southern, and the other of a faculty in excess of 300, kingdom, are dependent on Biology Department. In As graduating Seniors, it will be taking on more the obvious conclusions must plants for our supplies of efforts to cater to pre-medical seems appropriate to discuss Administrative duties next be drawn. oxygen, food, clothing and students, you are only helping in the last edition of the year. In essence, the situation The issue of Black faculty is shelter. To the plant to make them more narrow- Thresher one aspect of the of Black faculty at Rice is not one of the more pressing kingdom we owe the ozone minded, and to lessen their University that has bothered adequate. The few that have problems we feel Rice has to layer of our atmosphere, ability to understand the us here as Black students. be employed here have been face in the years to come. without which we could not complexity of the world as a Next semester one of the 3 good, but still there is^very Other universities with exist anyway, completely comprehensive whole. Black professors (yes, only indication that no real effort similar and greater rep- unsheltered from deadly This is a serious mistake, three!) will be teaching in the is being made to locate Black utations as Rice have actually amounts of the sun's and I hope that someone in a Black studies department at scholars. led the way in race relations of ultraviolet radiation. But you position to do something about the University of Texas. This Qualified Black faculty do their respective college know all this better than I. it will heed me and others like would leave Rice with only two exist, as the Sociology, communities. Black pro- How then can you omit a me, proponents of an persons at the faculty and Psychology, and Religion fessors, Black studies, and whole kingdom of organisms education wherein one would administrative levels that are departments have found out, support for Black student from a survey of the field of gain knowledge of many Black. so we are not asking that organizations are goals that biology? Perhaps this is one of diverse areas, in order to But there is more to the faculty be hired indiscrimi- have long since been reached the reasons our planet is in comprehend the intricate story. One of the two Black nately. But when a University by the Ivy League schools, as such a mess—ecological interrelationships which profs, is actually a part-time of Rice's stature can only Rice wrestles with the equilibrium has been des- function in our beautiful, "problem" of recognizing the troyed by people who ignore fragile world. existence and distinct cultural the balances which must be differences of racial minorities maintained between many Sincerely, FDA criticism unjustified on campus. complex and interdependent Kathy Collmer Finally, we are sure that systems. Brown '79 To the Editor: substance. Does he expect the there are similar concerns FDA to defy the law? As to his among the Mexican-American Governor Connally's categorical statement that and Chinese communities at appearance recently in Rice there is no evidence linking Rice. We urge the departments WHAT'S Pop. PmN&P-? gives a good example how a cancer to saccharin, I refer and Administration to look clever showman politician can him and the loudly applaud- closely at these problems, manipulate what one would ing audience to a well especially the lack of Black NErtDS haZt presume to be a well educated researched recent study in faculty. Rice, which has SftvT,.. and sceptical audience. I Chemical and Engineering always maintained high will not comment on his News which may put doubt to standards academically political presentations since Instant Cancer Expert seems to be all too willing to these may be value judge- Connally's conclusions. I pray accept mediocrity in terms of ments on my part but his that as Secretary of the Navy Race Relations. We write this remarks presenting the FDA he gave better researched letter only out of concern for as a meddlesome and advice to our president. our alma mater. \y. arbitrary bureaucratic And why all the uproar on Craig Jackson WRC '77 example in the saccharin case saccharin? Its use is strictly to Serge Mirabeau Wiess '77 requires a factual clarifi- compensate tor baa eating ana Ardie Segars Hanszen '77 cation. drinking habits. Yet it has not Danny Johnson WRC '77 As lawyer Connally should solved the problem of obesity Fred M. Cunningham know the Delaney amend- in America. Only self-control Wiess '77 ment clearly states that if any in eating habits and a Jerome Washington SRC '77 food additive is shown to cause healthier life style with Rahn Hall SRC '77 cancer in test animals, the exercise Mali do it. Geoffrey Manfred Williams FDA is required to ban such a Eric Simon • . Baker '77 the rice thresher, april 28,1977 pilffe 3 Yet, this it the last of night...they were so confident New York at Albany says that they didn't even move when interviews with 240 scienti- INTERNATIONAL you turned on the light." fically-selected adult TV The students report the only viewers has found that most compiled and edited by drawback to Geeko, who took watchers prefer newscasters Tom Brown and Juli Jones up residence under their who can joke while telling the BRIEFS... refrigerator, is that he news. sometimes keeps tnem awake According to the survey, (ZNS) Do you want to make happy is "give your dog a good tingly than the journalists at night by "crunching on" the three-fourths of the public said your dog happy? name, but never name any inflict on politicians." insects. they like TV news because it is How about taking it to the dog, male or female, 'Lady'." With those "electronic" often "very funny." More than races, or buying it a torture devices, the president half said that the news help Christmas stocking, or boasted, "We can transform a them relax, and 40 percent perhaps even taking it to your bold and fearless critic into a (ZNS) According to the U.S. reported it actually helps them office everyday? (ZNS) The government in willing and compliant Department of Agriculture, fall asleep. These are the suggestions of Singapore has launched a sycophant." there are no longer any poor Almost two out of three of Carol Benjamin, a dog trainer crackdown on journalists and people in the United States. those surveyed also described who is currently writing a foreign correspondents who The U.S.D.A. has been able news as "comforting" because book on 25 ways to, as she puts are accused of reporting to rid America of the poor by they said it showed them that it, "pleasure your dog." stories that are harmful to the (ZNS) If you want to lick changing its official term for their own lives, by compari- Benjamin suggests that dog government. the cockroach problem, just poverty from poor people to son, aren't so bad after all. fanciers should treat their Singapore's president has throw away your pesticides "limited-resource families." canines as special members of never been an ardent and buy a lizard instead. the family, and even throw supporter of the press. He once Three New York University parties for their dogs. She says startled a news conference by students report that just three (ZNS) Students who drink that people get a kick out of telling reporters that "in months after purchasing a (ZNS) A two-year study has beer while studying should dog parties, and besides, "it's addition to all the conven- lizard named "Geeko" for a found that most people tune in also down a few more brews an offbeat way to socialize. tional pressures we have mere $10, their cockroach the television news, not to before taking final exams. Hell eat up the attention as learned from the West, we also population has dwindled become better informed, but to This is a suggestion from well as his once a year gooey have special inquisitional rapidly. be "amused," "entertained," Doctor Ronald Petersen in a birthday cake." instruments, ancient modes of Marlene Matarese explains: "diverted," and "reassured." report on student test results to Benjamin'o final advice on torture, specially graduated to "We had so many cockroaches Sociology professor Mark an experimental biology how to make your pooch inflict pain more excrucia- the kitchen sink was black at Levy of the State University of meeting in Chicago. Petersen seud he has found that students who learned specific facts after using certain drugs or alcohol could later remember those facts while under the influence of the same drug or alcohol. According to the doctor, it's easier to recall a fact if you're in the same^drug condition as KEEP ON 1RACKIN6. you were when you learned it.

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Our Who would have thought that offer of How* to Get a Job. above, tells making energy cheap would lead to you how to write us. Let us hear frpm an energy crisis... or that efforts to you. We've all got a stake in more eliminate discrimination in one form American jobs. would create it in another? We Americans also tend to isolate ARMCO For men and women, ourselves in little groups, when it naturally comes to many issues. We put on one V the rice thresher, april 28, 1977 page 5 !•» SWEET EVIL SLIPSTREAM Rick Derringer Blue Sky Sutherland Brothers and Quiver Columbia Most people probably only associate Rick Sutherland Brothers and Quiver is a promising Derringer with his mediocre hit song of a few new British rock group. They play well together', years back, "Rock 'N Roll Hoochie Koo." But their vocals sound clear, and some of their songs Derringer is truly a major figure in rock and roll. are well written. Their problem is that they sound From lead guitarist of The McCoys (remember like a replica of the Beatles as they were from 1964 "Hang On Sloopy"?) to member and producer of to 1966. The music is similar, the beat the same, the Edgar Winter Group, he has been right in the the words just a bit more advanced, and the mainstream of contemporary music. vocals almost identical. All of the members of this His new album, Sweet Evil, is probably his group are good musicians, and they seem to have best solo effort to date. Unlike most albums a very tight band. If they develop their own, released recently, Derringer strikes a perfect original style, they will probably produce some balancc between vocals and instrumentation. fine music in the future. They are a group with a Neither dominates as with other bands. On all of lot of good potential, but this album shows on/y the cuts, Derringer fuses a driving tone with lyrics their potential, and nothing more. NO. that reflect more maturity than you're likely to Gary Wright/Head East/Starcastle -pat harkins hear today. "Sittin' by the Pool" strikes at the in concert at the Sam Houston Coliseum heart of the Southern California lifestyle with references so on target that perhaps only a native of the area, such as myself, can appreciate them. The best tune included is "I Didn't Ask to be s: Born." As with the title cut, "Sweet Evil," one is & almost reminded of Bad Company, but the distinctive Derringer style is there. Sweet Evil is definitely worth paying attention to. YES. -torn brown

NEXT Head East Starcastle Journey Columbia After wading through the "kids" trying to get to The band played in front of a huge backdrop This latest endeavor by Journey is up to its the assembly, we were directed to four different depicting something psychedelic (WOW). It was usual quality of soaring rock melody. Although seating locations (including the back row). We periodically rolled-up to reveal a screen on which two of its members, Gregg Rolie and Neal Schon, finally arrived at our ringside seats of a dismal a slide show of equally indescribable cosmic are formerly of Santana, Journey does not play evening of "music." First, we should state, there whatever was offered. Latin rock, but concentrates instead upon electric music that is pleasing to the ear while was no problem parking among the 40 other cars, Opening for Wright were Head East and remaining forceful. for so many of this crowd was dropped off by their Starcastle. The former, a hard rock quintet, spent fathers. As for getting beer, since we were among their time beseeching the audience to stand up Side one emphasizes keyboards and guitar the dozen or so of age, there was no problem with and boogie, which it finally did. The latter used the work without breaking much into the quick- that. loudspeakers to be exactly that. We're still deaf. fingered string play.JSeal Schon spices much of Speaking of the crowd, as we sat placidly amid They reshuffled a lot of Yes arrangements and Journey's work with. One can describe it as what the noise and wasted, we noticed it was the served them up as originals. Rick Wakeman Gary Wright might play if he had a good guitar biggest collection of training bras since Peter would die of embarrassment. and bass to balance his keyboards. "People" in particular stands out on this side. Frampton. Wright, who was supported by two female Well, there was a concert of sorts taking place, vocalists (who, by the way, were over 18; we had a Side two is harder, with several kick-ass riffs and it was not a real fine one. Gary Wright and running contest with the folks from the Cougar apd solos, particularly on "Hustler" and "Karma," company came onstage in billowing dry-ice who sat next to us to spot one female definitely probably the best cut on this album with its guitar- clouds with "My Love is Alive." Wright, outfitted over the age of eighteen and we only found one), ax opening and driving bass line. Overall, this in silver lace and white voile, prancing around hadn't worked up to his biggie, "DreamWeaver," album will please most any rock fan who likes stage with a keyboard hung around his neck, when we could stand the youthful crowd no some tune in his songs. YES. HARD AGAIN resembled some sort of fairy prince. longer, but undoubtedly they cranked up the old -jim fowler Muddy Waters CBS And his ethereal vocals (some might say dry-ice machine for that one. Every rock writer has to ctank out, at some whiney) were in keeping with that image. point in his career, a piece about how influential -mike parmet/tom broiun FUNDAMENTAL ROLL the blues have been: how they inspired Mick to Walter Egan * -• Columbia prance about the stage and how they made me OK, so they hand me this album with a tnan and aware of how the blacks translated experience KRAFTWERK songs are boring. Most of those surveyed who two post-pubescent (just barely) girls in into art. Kraftwerk Capital have owned the album since its release haven't cheerleader outfits on the cover and they tell me Both approaches are, at best, adulterated Two years ago, under the influence of listened to this side more than twice, for good to review it. The album's title? Fundamental versions of bullshit. They ignore the real issue, Gravity's Rainbow and Watson's Behaviorism reason. Roll. that is should the blues be approached as artifact I was hailing Kraftwerk as harbingers of the new If the first side wasn't so damn good, I'd have It's a lousy cover, but the record inside is just or art. Implicitly, the two above approaches age: man learning to transcend technology. Put it reservations about recommending this album. In fine. Egan has talent as do the people, such as suggest the former. Somewhat patronizingly, to use and keep a sense of humor. Also, I should any case, you do want to be dancing to the right Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham, who play they consign the blues into a shadow slum. Like a .mention my relationship with Germany was on tune when the new regime of Bowie's fascist rock back-up for him on this effort. Best are "Won't maid one trots out at a party as evidence of th? upswing: you read Rilke and Mann and forget & rollers takes over, or don't you? YES. You Say You Will" and "She's So Tough." Walter liberalism (and whom one sends home to the about Spengler and Hegel. And then there was -wuotan Egan sees a world out there full of paper-mache ghetto on generously donated carfare), the blues the Nazi chic too. people who know they aren't as strong as they artists given this treatment gain very little, while So here's a new Kraftwerk album which isn't pretend to be. It's a cynical approach, but Egan the audience gains Lord knows what. very interesting at all. I'm immediately tempted to EVERYDAY makes a good case for it. YES. construct some vague decline of the West as Well, this record is different. I don't claim to Becky Hobbs Tattoo -matt muller typified in Germany thesis, but I won't. What this know, beyond the outlines of its artistic history, a Country Music isn't what it used to be. Becky record is is this: somebody told Kraftwerk to play thing about the blues as a specific artform. I know Hobbs tries unsuccesfully with her attempt to up the Nazi bit (short hair, Nazi poster style a lot about Robert Johnson, for some reason, and sing country to a rock background. The inevitable cover), plug technology, and all'd be rosy. As bad result does occur. The only reason to even that's about it. But 1 do know a good record when usual with such a pragmatic approach, it's boring, consider this album is because they want you to I hear one. And this is one. The best thing about it boring, boring. Jim Fowler probably likes it too. I buy Becky's picture on the cover. The pictures is the enthousiasm the 60 year old Waters brings do realize that otherwise intelligent people buy get better as the inner sleeve comes out. to his playing and singing, especially on the classic Genesis, Tangerine Dream, and whatnot, "Mannish Bay," and the extended duets with To go along with this nothing special woman, is stay away from this. The future isn't fun anymore. James Cotton's wheezing harp. Probably my a below-par band that doesn't help her along. NO. favorite song, at the moment, is "Deep Down in The array of love songs include, "Love -ted andrews Florida," a number which uncoils exuberance and Enough," "I Love That Guy," "Let's Make Love," feelings. and "I Love You, You Love Me Too," to give you the jist of her varied format. I don't own many blues records but I do like to LOW This was one of the poorest releases I have trot them out occasionally for a bit of third world David Bowie RCA X empathising. You ought to, too. YES. heard in a while, which of course brings me to, Bowie's still going through changes. Just as it NO. -ted andrews seems as if he's finally settled down for good in -mike parmet DENIM some locale on the rock landscape, he pulls up Denim Epic stakes and moves on to a new town. With Low, NIGHT MUSIC It's hard to tell whose fault this record is. Denim STRANGERS IN THE SKY he steps out of his soul-disco period-and enters Cecilio & Kapono Columbia is a Texas, band that plays slick and doesn't say John Miles London The Age of the Synthesizer, with guest star Eno's Continuing their music? much like their first much. Thfey write serious lyrics about LIFE and Here is another pleasant pseudo-rock and roll help. album, Cecilio & Kapono reproduce sounds LOVE, and I don't believe them for a minute. The man, with some jazz extractions. John Miles Combining the usual Bowie production covered by many others before. Their Seals & production is just too thick. "Let's Keep Our really turns on a together album. This British excellence with his new-found self-assurance in Crofts appeal was not too distinct, although the Good Thing Going," "(Fallin' in Love is) A Long band comes, on with good listening music. John his voice's emotive qualities, the result is a musicians, particularly flautist Tom Scott and Way Away," and "I'd Be Lost Without You" cut Miles sings and plays guitar well, and everything 7-0 record for Side A. The real winners are percussionist Kevin Calhoun, make the music right to the heart of nothing and remind me of the on this album rhymes. His really fine song, "Slow "Breaking Glass," a computerized mechano- pleasant to listen to. outer-suburbia end of Westheimer. It's "fun" Down," goes: "People always rushing Indian chant with shades of the ululating warbler The problem with this album stems almost music to listen to, but I really think America's 'round/Making time to fuss and to Worry/Get corps from old Bowie days; "Sound and Vision," a totally from the desire of a Top-40 song which will affluent young adults (whose lifestyle is reflected your feet back on the ground/It's no good to live treatise on artistic creation; and, "Always probably come from the title cut, "Night Music." in this music) would be better off without this in a hurry." Not profound, butgreat reason. This Crashing in the Same Car," his paean to It almost makes one cry. As for this album, it's constant preoccupation with plastic romance. album is a lyricist's delight. Take a chance. YES. kilometer fever. disappointing. NO. NO. •mike parmet Unfortunately, Side B doesn't make it. The •mike parmet -matt muller

the rice thresher, april 28, 1977 page 6 In the colleges 3) A GoSli Varn ' Baker class presented the college SufposzA -to '"**• Baker won the women's with a stereo receiver, now a. Ofla* softball championship installed in the commons. hut NOT(io-th weekend before last by Twenty-five class members defeating Brown College, 6-4. contributed to the gift. Debbie Turner contributed to At the Wednesday 20 the victory with an eye- Cabinet meeting the problem catching save. of keeping non-Jones/Brown At Baker night Tina members out of the JB tennis Tomsen received the Philpott courts was discussed. Don Award, a special award given Probably a work-study person {T. But ~ y to a graduating senior whose will be hired to police the $ee any ^ service was outstanding. courts during certain hours of ( \ Ycfi UlZTl Service awards were given to the day. Mike Smith, Tina Tomsen, Chris Lee, Cheryl Hein, John Lovett Groth, J. Martin Stewart, Lovett made about $760 over Irene Walker, Catherine the weekend by hosting an art Harrison and John D. exhibition/auction in con- Niemann. junction with Park West The Baker Cabinet met six rrflllpripfl TheTeachings of Jose Cuervo: times in the last two weeks. At College Night, Out- The extra meetings were standing Senior Awards were called to establish room draw given to Nick Bellos, Ralph policy in preparation for the Cooley, Mike Dunn, John room draw. Room draw has Edwards, David Fey, Val Fey, kk been completed; about twelve Alan Frey, Tom Glenn, Tom people don't have rooms at Lewis, and Dan Steiner. Steve this point, but probably space Metscher received the Lovett will be found for them before Service Award, and Jim next semester. Turley received the Lovett There is Dr. Leal de Martinez will be Sports Award. Special a Resident Associate at Baker Recognition awards were starting next year. given this year to Mrs. Mary —steve mount Lee Burrus, John Hester, and Ray Pentecost. Brown The decision by the Brown jocks have seemed Presidents and Masters oblivious to the academic white Committee banning dogs and J crunch—intramural teams of cats from the residential all kinds abound at Brown, colleges was discussed after and the college teams are both the Tuesday C.C. meeting. A talented and enthusiastic. consensus seemed to exist that The Championship Brown the Committee's decision Chorus has been practicing ought to be amended to under the direction of Sharilyn prohibit the introduction of and then Stanley for its performance any new dogs or cats onto tonight in the Rice Chorale campus while allowing Concert. present pet owners to keep Last Monday night, Jones their animals. Under this College was given the modification Lovett would opportunity to retaliate to the have one dog on campus next now-famous G.T.P.C., but year. failed to send a water balloon Dr. Lyle Angene explained there is team out to meet the challenge. to the C.C. that the Presidents Maybe they were all studying. and Masters reached the Brown members are eagerly decision to ban dogs and cats looking forward to working outright because "any attempt with the Brotzens next year, to deal with the situation short but the Bakers will definitely of the outright ban of dogs has be missed. Who else would not proved unreasonable." only participate in ice fights, whiter —matt muller but wears a bearskin and his het on his trackshorts? Brown will miss the unusual talents Sid Richardson of the S.O.B.'s, but is looking Sid Rich held elections forward to welcoming the Tuesday. Tom Sagona, Stan freshmen and new associates Trigg, Rusty Bromley, Banry next year. Jones, Bruce Deskin, and Mike Maxwell were elected to the —nita vandiver Cabinet. Tom Acosta, Duncan Cathcart, and Andy Lintz Jones were elected as off-campus Eric David Jacobs joined the members. members of Jones College for The J. Venn Leeds Award 4 dinner last Tuesday. Jacobs, for Excellence in Scholarship the Chief Labor Editor of the went to Roger Dannenberg at London Sunday Times, was College Night last Friday. hosted by former Jones Athenian Awards were given masters Dr. and Mrs. Trenton to Mark Bocheloh, Stephen Wann. At an informal Collier, Michael Fowler, reception after dinner Jacobs Tommy Kramer, Bruce A KCcltiNA told the College of his Marcus, Ed Piece, Roberl impressions of the United Roberts, Karl Shipps, Robert States. Sisk, and Jerome Washington. If you don't want a ring around your drink, re- The Jones College senior member this. The first white is Jose Cuervo White. Since 1795 Jose Cuervo has been the first, the pre- HAROLD'S GARAGE mium tequila. HENRY J. ENGEL, Owner And Jose Cuervo is made to mix best. With cola, Automatic Transmission — Air Conditioning tonic, collins, water, orange juice, grapefruit juice, Brakes — Engine Tune-Ups — Front End juices and etc., etc., etc. Rebuilding — Wheel Aligning 2431 Dunstan 528-5323 JOSE CUERVO" TEQUILA 80 PROOF IMPORTED AND BOTTLED BY "• 1976 HEUBLEIN. INC.. HARTFORD. CONN.

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the rice thresher, april 28,1977 page 8 •••••••••••••••••• Diversions •••••••••••••••••• With finals coming up, I am will return to Houston starting present Bertolt Brecht's The the summer, don't forget the can take as much or as little sure the last thing anyone April 28. The shows will be Mother April 29-30, May 5-7 Miller Outdoor Theater series time as you want it to and the wants is distractions but I felt stage at the Teneco Building and 12-14 at Autry House. which returns every summer fringe benefits are great. If there might be some lucky Plaza at noon on April 28, May Performance time is 8:30 and with TUTS productions. It is a interested call Jay Shilstone people out there with time on 5, 12, 19, 26, June 2,9, and 16. tickets are $2.50 for adults and great, cheap way to spend an at the Thresher office or at 526- their hands. Not only that, Music will include pop, jazz, $1.50 for students. For evening. 3974. there will be some shows barbershop quartets and the reservations call 524-3168. Arthur Miller's Incident at coming up after school is out Duke Ellington Orchestra. Theater Under the Stars Vichy will be presented every SHOOT that those remaining in Keep an eye on the Houston opened How to Succeed In Thursday through Saturday pistol, rifle, s.gun, "plink" Houston might like to know papers for specific show dates. Business Without Really in May by Kerygma Players at 50% discount to Rice students about. The first show will be the Trying last night in the Music 1012 Euclid, tickets are $2 and Wednesdays April 28—Bill Evans....La Kashmere Stage Band. Hall. Starring Douglas may be purchased at the regular $2.50 / now $1.25 Bastille Houston as J. Pierpont Finch, theater. For further infor- Gessner Park Range April 30....Pink Floyd.... OPERA the man on the way to the top, mation call 526-8220. 466-3340 688-8994 Jeppensen Stadium....tix: The Houston Grand Opera Business will run through * * * * * * * May 1. Also appearing in Warehouse and Musicville will present Carol Channing EUROPE May 7....Kris Kristofferson.... in Hello Dolly! starting June Business will be Becky Rita Coolidge Summit 24 and running through July Bonar, a Rice graduate (see, Interested in seeing theater, FOR THE SUMMER some people from Rice (Cheap ticket for sale) tix: Foley's 3. opera, ballet, and the One way ticket Houston - London May 14....Fleetwood Mac.... The Spring Opera Festival continue in theater). symphony for free next year? via Boston Summit....Warehouse & will open May 25 with a For those of you who will be The Rice Thresher will need Good through July / 529-8321 Musicville revival of Donizetti's The hanging around Houston over a fine arts editor. The job May 19....Captain &Tennille... Daughter of the Regiment. Summit... .Foley's The show will run May 25-30 Foreign Newspapers • Out-of-State Paoers • Adult Publications May 21....Led Zepplin.... and June 1,3, and 4. Following Summit....SOLD OUT Daughter will be Floyd's Of May 23....Bad Company.... Mice and Men June 7-11. All BELLAIRE NEWSSTAND Summit....tix: (?) shows will be presented in the OPEN 24 HOURS / 5807 Bellaire Blvd. @ Chimney Rock / 665-9081 Miller Outdoor Theater. 4,000 Foreign & Domestic Magazines, Paperbacks, & Newspapers to choose from! SYMPHONY THEATER The Sidewalk Symphony Main Street Theater will GRAPHICS EXPERT

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Coached by Dennis Huston placing high in the Softball Shelly Pennington of Jones and Ken Kennedy, Jones took Throw, and the High Jump. outjumped the previous record a first place in every running Exciting races for the of 4'4" by three inches in the event except the 70 yard low women were the 440, in which high jump. Ellen Smith of Baker hurdles, where they placed Helen Travis of Jones edged put the shot 32'1/2" to break the second. The Jones sprinters Leila Freeman of Baker and 29'8" record. Hanszen's Kathy accounted for 35 of the 77 the 880 where Shelly Bendel jumped an un- points and there was not an Pennington came from behind believable 15'1" to better the event in which Jones was to beat Debbie Turner also previous record of 14'6" in the shutout for points. Leaders for from Baker. long jump. Jones included Shelly The women were the only For the men, the scores were a lot closer. Lovett won the Women's Events meet with 29 points, followed 70 yd intermediate hurdles — 1ft, Bendel, Sprint medley relay — 1st, Jones (Bryant, by Sid Rich 26, Will Rice 22, Hanszen (12.3); 2nd, Springer, Jones; 3rd, Brechin, Washington, Asselin, Thurman), 2:07.7; 2nd, Baker Wiess 17, Baker 13, and * (Rosenbaum, Umbright, Ness, Freeman); 3rd, Brown Brown; 4fh, Ness, Baker. (Causey, Fannin, Bostick, Schubert); 4th Hanszen 100 yd daifi — 1 st, Bryant, Jones (12.6); 2nd, Hanszen 12. Major point (Pfeifle, Inman, Anderson, Bendel). Causey, Brown; 3rd, Washington, Jones; 4th, Pfeifle, contributors for Lovett were Hanszen. Mile relay — 1st, Jones (Gren, Honeycutt, Jim Turley, Kyle Hunter, Nate 220 yd dash — 1st, Bryant, Jones (29.2), 2nd, Pennington, Travis), 4:41.7 (new record); 2nd, Baker (Ehni, Smith, Turner, Freeman); 3rd, Brown (Merriman, Poss, Don Parrish, and Jim Asselin, Jones; 3rd,Bostick,Brown; 4th Ness, Baker. Lesner, Elf rink, Schubert). Murchie. 440 yd dash — 1st, Travis, Jones (1:06.9); 2nd, High jump — 1st, Pennington, Jones (4'7", new In the 440 yard dash, Gary Freeman, Baker; 3rd, Breisacher, Hanszen; 4th, record); 2nd, Umbright, Baker; 3rd, Hagadorn, Brown; 4th, Schumacher, Brown. Nussey of Lovett came from Merrimon, Brown. behind to win. Jim Guenter of 880 yd rvn — 1st, Pennington, Jones (2:38.1); 2nd, Long jump — 1st, Bendel, Hanszen (15'!", new Turner, Baker; 3rd, Sharpe, Brown; 4th, McGinnis, record); 2nd, Washington, Jones; 3rd, Turner, Baker; Baker was behind him and 4th, Bostick, Brown. mmm Jones. there was a three way tie for Triple jump — 1st, Freeman, Baker (29'5"); 2nd, Mile run — 1st, Pennington, Jones (6:08.4); 2nd, Fannin, Brown; 3rd, Washington, Jones; 4th, Ehni, third, between Dion Sunder- Turner, Hanszen; 3rd, Volksen, Brown; 4th, Greenwall, Baker. Baker. land, Scott Schubert and Tom 3S2 Shot put — 1st, Smith, Baker (32' new record); 440 relay — 1st, Jones (Washington, Springer, Feather. 2nd, Ness, Baker; 3rd, Anderson, Hanszen; 4th, Bane, Asselin, Travis), 56.7; 2nd, Brown (Bostick, Causey, Nick Spillios took the 220 for Jones. Hfrin k, Brechin); 3rd, Hanszen /Bendel, Pfeifle, Sid Rich. Second, third, and Breisacher, Inmanj; 4tn, Baker (Enni, Umbright, Softball throw — 1st, Huval, Hanszen (171'9"); 2nd, Rosenbaum, Ness). Allen, Baker; 3rd, Ness, Baker; 4th, Asselin, Jones. fourth places in that race were all very close, only a tenth of a Men's Events- Barbara Bane contributes to Jones' victory with a fourth place in the shotput. second apart. —waiter underwood Shot put — lrt, Trout, SRC(49'7"); 2nd, Adami, SRC; 120 yd Low Hurdles—1st, Ferguson, Wiess (15.1); 3rd, Barker, Baker; 4th, Johnton, WRC. 2nd, Turley, Lovett; 3rd, Winchell, Hanszen; 4th, Alan Ferguson of Wiess relay. Will Rice won the event a time of 12.9 seconds. He was Softball threw — 1st, Bocksloh, SRC (301'7"); 2nd, Southard, SRC. easily won the 120 yard low with a team of Closman, Buck, closely followed by Sidney Wolm«/«y, Wimu; 3rd, Supron, SRC: 4th, Johnson, WRC. 330 yd intermediate hurdles — 1st, Parrish, Lovett hurdles. He was followed by Fossi, and Feather in a very Burrus, and Bill Martin. (43.0); 2nd, Ferguson, Wiess; 3rd, Stidham, SRC; 4th, 100 yd doth — 1st, Ruttodgs, Wi»u (10.9); 2nd, Kochevar, Baker. Jim Turley but the rest of the strategically run race. Brown's Don Baker placed Boston, SRC; 3rd, Qosman, WRC; 4th, Allen, Baker. field was pretty far behind The Master's 100 yard dash fourth. Dr. Armeniades, Sprint medley relay — 1st, Lovett (Hunter, Poss, Marten' 100 yd dash — 1st, Minter, Baker (12.9); Turiey, Garland), 1:49.9; 2nd, Baker (Warner, Allen, those two. is always popular with the Master of Will Rice came in 2nd, Burrui, Lovett; 3rd, Martin, SRC; 4th, D. Baker, Williams, Summerlin); 3rd, Wiess (Mack, Rutledge, In the softball throw, the spectators. This year's winner last place as he was pushed in Brown. Vance, Loper); 4th, Hanszen (Taylor, Benoid, Carter, 220 yd dash — 1st, Spillios, SRC (24.4); 2nd, Boston, May). participants had to deal with came as a real surprise, as Doc a wheel chair. By the way, the SRC; 3rd, Williams, Baker; 4th, Miller, WRC. hurling into a very strong record for this event is 12.1 Mile Relay — 1st, WRC (Closman, Buck, Fossi, "C" crossed the finish line 440 yd dash — 1st, Nussey, lovett (56.5); 2nd, Feather), 3:47.0; 2nd, Lovett (Hunter, Lewis, Polakds, wind, yet Mark Bockeloh of first. Doc was disqualified on a seconds. Rumor has it, that the Guenter, Baker; 3rd (tie) Sunderland (SRC), Schubert Garriott); 3rd, Baker (Guenter, Kochevar, Gaussmann, SRC managed a 301'7" throw. standard question for prospec- (Lovett), and Feather (WRC). few minor technicalities Rossetti); 4th, SRC (Pruett, Potter, Roberts, Caruana). Perhaps the highlight of the however, and David Minter tive new Masters is, "How fast 880 yd run — 1st, Behrend, Wiess (2:09.8); 2nd, High jump — 1st, Miller, WRC (5'10"); 2nd, Fossi, WRC; 3rd, Murchie, Lovett; 4th, Catlett, SRC. Southard, SRC; 3rd, Turley, Lovett; 4th, Bouvette, running events was the mile was declared the winner, with can you run the 100?" Lovett. Mile run — 1st, Murchie, Lovett (4:43.3); 2nd, Caruana, SRC; 3rd, Gorriott, Lovett, 4th, Rosetti, Baker Long jump — 1st, Turiey, Lovett (^SVi"); 2nd, Winchell, Hanszen; 3rd, Miller, WRC; 440 relay - 1st, SRC (Spillios, Arroyo. McGorvey, 4th, Bofthrop, SRC Ekas), 46.8; 2nd, Lovett (Hunter. Poss Parrish, TirvcKer}; 3rd, WRC (Monner, Buck, Miilef. Oosmon); 4th, W"»esj Triple jump — 1st, Hall, SRC (39'7m); 2nd, Carter, (Walmsley, Mock, Rutled^e. Wiess; 3rd, Turiey, Lovett; 4th, Shenoi, Lovett.

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Weightlifting—Pat Sullivan placed 2nd of 105 contestants in the open division of the Holiday in Dixie Powerlifting meet. In the I8IV2 pound class, he totaled 1230 lbs, with a bench press of 300 lbs., a squat of465 lbs., and a deadlift of 465 lbs. If anyone is interested in forming an intercollegiate team, contact Pat Sullivan at 489-9772. • * * Wheelchair Olympics- Susan Kr oil, a freshman, won two first places in the wheelchair Olympics held at the University of Houston, last Saturday and Sunday. Susan won a first in archery and the 50 yard backstroke. Other events included bowling, swimming, weight- lifting, track and field events, and table tennis. Kroll also holds the record for women at Rice in the sustained bar hang with a hang of 1:38.0. # # * Softball—The Pro Profs defeated the Bozos, 16-14 for the men's intramural softball championship. Tied 5-5 after five innings, the Profs exploded in the sixth for 10 big runs. Key hits for the Profs You'll miss 24% savings and all the extras, too. were a three run homer by Bill Continental's got a good deal going for you next time Continental Airlines. And remember, if you can't Characklis and a two run fly Continental, try to'have a nice trip anyway. double by Aaron Krawitz. you fly to one of our many domestie destinations —our Economy Excursion Fares* give you 24 '.. savings all sum- "Continental will provide informal ion reuaixlint; fliuhts and number of mer long, or you can skip a meal and save 10".. on our seats available. Purchase ticket within 1(1 days alter reservations are con- firmed, request space at least 14 da\s prioi to dale ol travel. sta\ "-.'0 da\s Economy Fares, good any lime of the year. 2-4".. discount applies from (i I 77-0 |> All other limes our 2*".. discount To put you in the mood for your vacation, we've got applies. Fares and savinus subject lo change without notice. the only Coach Pub in the Sky on board our wide-bodied 1 he Coach Pub is on all Cominental 1X -It's excluding Hawaii ihrouuh sen ice SUMMER JOBS DC-10's, plus filmed concerts, comedy and sports. And our spacious 727's offer free stereo, overhead storage and We really move our tail for you. j| Full time work a middle seat that folds down when unoccupied to give you lots of room to relax or spread out the books. S CCJNTJNEN VAL. ~ 10 -15 weeks Don't forget to ask about our special travel programs, such as our California Campus Tours. California Fly/Drive Vacations or Yucatan Safari Holidays. For more information, call your Travel Agent or CONTINENTAL AIRLINE5 Call 713-224-3005 The Proud Bird with the Golden fail.

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a tRlm that st^yLes.... TIMES BARBER SHOP Mil times inra (IN THE VILLAGE) This id*a actually does hold water. —rich jcnscn U of H hosts Baha'i Conference STUDENTS XSO To assist Baha'i youth in address the topics of career plan- For these and other reasons, this area to prepare for a ning, preparations for marriage the topics to be discussed in National Baha'i Youth and family life, and the develop- the conferences are of central Conference this summer, the ment of distinctive charac- importance to Baha'is, youth Local Spiritual Assembly of teristics of Baha'i life. Work in particular. the Baha'is of Houston and performed in the spirit of An evening of enter- Appearing the University of Houston service is accorded the station tainment, open to the public, is Baha'i Club are hosting an of worship in the Baha'i Faith, planned for 8:00 P.M. on April Area Youth Conference for arifci marriage is believed to be 30. It will be held at the Sunday, Baha'i youth of Texas, an eternal spiritual union, the University Center, 4800 Oklahoma, Louisiana, unity of which is essential in Calhoun, on the University of May l Arkansas, and Mississippi. building a wider world unity. Houston campus. The Rice Baha'i Association has been asked for assistance, and is taking an active role in Brown College course: at the Hansxen preparing for the five-state conference, Association members Priscilla Secor, Bob World hunger analyzed Burns, Kathy Pool, Jeanine Goodson, and Ardythe Brown College is offering a professors in nutrition and B&P Morrow are participating as multi-disciplined college population-human ecology workshop leaders. The course on world hunger next studies. It has taken the conference will be held April fall to give Rice students and student-coordinators almost Coffeehouse 30 and May 1 on the faculty the opportunity to two years to develop it, but the University of Houston become well-informed about course promises to be exciting campus, followed by the the problem. The course will and well-organized. With national conference June 26 meet one evening a week, with finals coming on, thinking through July 3 in Champaign- a lecture-discussion format. about another class may be Urbana, Illinois. The Houston Rice professors in history, rough—but this one is Don Sanders meeting is one of several such sociology, economics, and definitely worth considering. Free beer, peanuts, and soft drinks. Come! conferences throughout the political science will lecture, as nation. well as an agricultural Watch for more information in These conferences will development expert and two the fall. Lecture auditors will U.T. School of Public Health also be welcome.

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the rice thresher, april 28, 1977 page 12 Dr. Walters awarded Guggenheim Fellowship Dr. G. King Walters, a physics. In addition to 1963. He has been a member of B.A. from Rice with honors in chairman of the Department distinguished Rice University Stanford, Dr. Walters will also te Rice faculty since 1963. And physics in 1953, and his Ph.D. of Physics. physicist and an alumnus of work in other physics for 13 months—between July, degree in physics from Duke Dr. Walters is one of 313 the school, has been awarded a laboratories in the San 1971 and August, 1972, while University in 1956. scientists, scholars, and 1977-1978 Guggenheim Francisco Bay area that are on leave from Rice—he was During 1968-1969 and again artists chosen by the Fellowship. relevant to his research. head of the Fire Technology in 1972-1973, Dr. Walters Guggenheim Memorial Beginning toward the end of Division within the Institute served as Rice University's Foundation from among 3,050 July, Dr. Walters will spend Dr. Walters' career has for Applied Technology of the Acting Dean of Science and applicants. The fellowships, the year of his Guggenheim spanned three major profes- National Bureau of Standards Engineering. totaling more that $4 million Fellowship principally at sional areas: He was active in in Washington, D.C. He holds dual appointments this year, are granted on the Stanford University to pursue the industrial sector as a as professor of physics and basis of demonstrated his research in atomic, leading scientist for Texas Bom in Baton Rouge, La. in professor of space physics and accomplishment and strong molecular, and solid surface Instruments in Dallas, 1957- 1931, Dr. Walters received his astronomy, in addition to his promise for future achieve- administrative duties as ments. Reference librarians ready to help WAR GAMES! * * WAR GAMES! ARCHITECTURAL SUPPLIES Reference librarian Feme conduct an informal poll. Mrs. you need someone to help you Hyman told the Thresher a Hyman was right. Better than decide what you need to find, few weeks ago that not many half of the people we talked to they usually have someone around to help on weekdays 8- G and G MODEL SHOP people seemed to know about didn't know that Fondren 2522 TIMES BLVD. IN THE VILLAGE the help available from the library has six reference 5 and 7-10, on Saturdays 9-1 reference staff. librarians on its staff. To help and 2-4, and on Sundays 2-4 Just curious, we decided to you find what you need, or if and 7-10. Congressman Solarz to speak on Mid-East

U.S. Rep. Stephen J. Solarz, at Rice, will introduce the affairs and world-wide D-NY, a member of the House congressman. problems of human rights. In Committee on International Solarz, bom September 12, addition to the committee on SYMBOLS OF LOVE Relations, will discuss 1940, in New York City, holds international affairs, he also "Prospects for Peace in the a master's degree in public law serves on the House Post Middle East," at 8pm Friday, and government from Office and Civil Service April 29,1977, in Sewall 309. Columbia University. He has Committee. He belongs to the Solarz's appearance is been active in politics since Democratic Study Group and sponsored jointly by the 1966 and was elected from the to Members of Congress for University's Departments of 13th Congressional district of Peace Through Law. Before % History and Political Science. New York in 1974. entering active politics, Solarz Dr. Martin J. Wiener, Solarz is considered an served on the political science Associate Professor of History expert on Middle Eastern faculty of Brooklyn College. 0 _(Pro ® « ^ (Tthank NO a")

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526-3781 State Zip / | Keepsake Diamond Rings, Box 90, Syracuse, New York 13201 if 2438 TANGLEY at KELVIN H | Find Keepsake Jewelers in Yellow Pages or dial free 800-243-&100 In Conn. 800-882-c>500 ^ the rice thresher, april 28, 1977 page 13 President's award review held ROTC trying to improve on 'blood and mud image' by Barry Jones with 4500 of those going on active duty. The rest will go The seventh annual into reserve duty. President's Award review of the Rice Army and Navy Smith, who will be leaving ROTC contingent took place Rice this summer for the yesterday afternoon in front of Command and Staff General the Sallyport outside Lovett College at Fort Leavenworth, Hall. Awards were presented said that the Rice ROTC to outstanding ROTC students program is "not in danger at and the MOB provided the this point in time," in response music for the parade. to rumors that the unit here Major Ed Smith, of the Rice was to be dropped. Smith said Army ROTC unit said things got "difficult" when Tuesday that Rice produces "a stories came out last year that top-notch graduate and the ROTC units without a certain department produces a number of students were going sterling officer. We're to be phased out. Now, he says, certainly attempting to get rid "the situation is stabilized. In of the blood and mud image. order to make the unit cost- We concentrate on leadership effective the cadre is being and managerial skills. The reduced to three commissioned bulk of our students go in to officers and two NCO's." the technical branches of the As for students' attitudes service. Bob Fenton, who toward ROTC and the graduated from Rice in May, military, Smith, at least, for instance, is doing perceives a change from the Elements of the Rice ROTC units present the colors to begin the Presidential Review yesterday afternoon. —rich jensen classified work in Washing- Viet Nam days. One observer ton." at the ceremonies yesterday seemed to concur. Noting the The national ROTC pro- number of people milling Sanders to highlight B&P opening vides the bulk of the officers around beofre things got for the armed forces. The goal underway he said, "Ten years by Roger B. Tuney jspjyss to the Hanszen B&P Sanders' music. A 25$ cover of the program is to produce ago, they'd be looking for this coming Sunday at 9pm. charge will admit patrons to bombs." free beer, soft drinks, and 10,000 officers a year by 1981, Don Sanders, KPFT radio Sanders has appeared at Rice previously. salted in the shell peanuts. personality and singer- The management, reopening songwriter brings his stock of The reopening B&P should the popular campus hangout original, v.-itty, and deeply felt provide a congenial setting for after an interruption in the performance schedule, Sumner program in danger promises that next semester will bring a "wide-ranging The Rk Summer Program Last summer the program and imaginative" program of is in danger of being had 74 students and about 20 folk, country, and jazz music. discontinued unless more had enrolled at about this time Sanders, who's been praised students enroll. The program, last year. This year the by both Bob Claypool and which was formed to respond program has been expanded, Dale Adamson, operates with to student needs and interests, including a night section of classic simplicity: a simple is set up on a cost-recovery Masc 222 which meets for four guitar and an unadorned basis. Presently, only 15 weeks longer time than the human voice, resonant with people have enrolled for 30 rest of the program to allow good feeling toward man and courses. Linda Driskill, the students to complete the his foibles constitute his coordinator of the program, course with less pressure. instrumentation. An early said she doesn't know if the The deadline for registra- arrival is recommended. The paucity of students is due to a tion is May 11. For more B&P is located in the basement lack of interest or a "belief in information, contact the of the new wing of Hanszen the deadline". Office of Continuing Studies. College.

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The recent Thresher •ditor controversy ho» once ogain brought Thresher policial into in advertising design. The ads, both designed by Ad Manager N the limelight. Once again member* of the Student Association Senate and student body feel that The R/ce Thresher is misusing its blanket ta* allocation. This feeling Steve Setser, were judged last week in Chicago at CNBAM's E needs clarification. We could say that the blanket ta* pays only 17% of our annual expenses (It doesn't annual convention. even cover printing costs) and if we are misusing anyone's money, it is that of our 230 Setser entered ads in two of the competition's five categories, R advertisers. But that it not th» point. The Thrithir staff is made up of dedicated, hard-working students — students garnering a first place for the Willy's Pub ad (reproduced at left) willing to give 25 to 50 hours each week so that you might read Doonmtbury and the misclassifieds. We aren't asking for applause; we're asking for your help. and the "We Don't Need Your Blanket Tax/ We Need You" 2361 Rice Blvd. If you don't like the policies of the Thresher don't slap our hands and turn away — work with us. Join the staff (we need people who will wort as little as one hour each (above) received second place in the "in house promotion" week). Give us your ideas. If you don't like our policies or our actions — TEll US. And in the Village near corner if there is something that you feel we're doing right, TEll US. The key is input division. of Rice & Greenbriar and that is your responsibility as well as ours. The Thresher was the smallest paper, both in circulation and We will be happy to refund your blanket to* if you will work with the Thresher staff on at least on pre-publication night. Check the Thresher office for details. ad revenue, of the forty participating colleges and universities. 526-9934 In addition, the Thresher was the only newspaper represented delivery to Medical Center at the conference operated by an entirely all-student staff. & campus an all-student newspaper fa 60 years

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M°r^cjyi. v-' ft f'Ug.Lflfte- abuse of misclassifieds Eric, C.V.. J.O.M., B—1AAA, J.: Mine eyes have seen the glory MENSA is an international Two students studying for a Only an incredibly obnoxious, Come by the thresher of the failing of the test, society in which the sole Hist 202 exam: asshole, mega-premed would offices and we'll award you We have eaten all our requirement for membership "I'm going to fail this teat." continue to grade grub an Addressograph Multi- notebooks, we've forgot- is a score at or above the 98th (laughing) "So axn I!" AFTER having gotten graph typesetting machine to ten all the rest percentile on a standard IQ "Let's go to the Pub!" accepted to Med School. wear around your neck as a We cheat and still we fail the test (SAT combined Math and "Okay." But then, lately you've been prize. class and say we did our Verbal =1300+). Mensa is a "But why was the Magna trying pretty hard to get ^ * A best. non-profit organization whose admission to the Michael E. Carta invented?" Dr. Clarke— While eggs go passing on. only purpose is to serve as a "Because the English DeBakey School of Scholastic means of communication and Etiquette. You passed up the best piece Glory, glory hallelujah barons were revolting." of asset you ever had in your Glory, glory how they screw assembly for its members. For ".. .But why did they revolt?" * * * more information and an LIFO! Don't you depreciate ya. "Because King John was a To Tyvar Moondragon, the fund you could have had Then forget ya and abuse ya application form write: Gulf weaney-breath." been making the first entry? Coast Young Mensa, P.O. Box Kynan the Handsome, David While eggs go passing on. * * * Giving the direct writeoff was 25267, Houston, Tx, 77005. of No Other Name, and Jay —David • * * Typesetter's dilemna: the Who Helped— accrued thing to do. * * * proper spelling of the term Thank you so much for the —No Retained Learning Overheard 4/16/77, third floor Dearest Rice, "weaney." (sic?)?—G. wonderful birthday adven- PS.—This is not a sexual Brown: A new Captain Virtue has ture. I will remember it innuendo. "I'm going to pass out from been instated. The United always. # * * horniness!" Psychotics Yearning for Love, Esteem, Respect and "She can do it faster and Overheard at President's and later: cleaner than anybody." Lady Claire Reception for Chinese "Listen, do you want me to boil Satisfaction have sold all (now of legal age) their office furniture. (Bye, staff *tapes * * * Association Officials: my balls.?" Hack: I'm going East next * * * Justin) The Rice Boda Org. is once more in the competent "Of course, everyone will At Viking table—Wiess Table week. "The brain is a big mush of hands of Stan the Man. think we're talking about Girl: "Well, you're the one that Chinese official: Oh really? gush, like a cold bowl of Thanks to Rat, E.W., and all Carla..." wanted me to go under the Middle or Far? oatmeal on a Monday you super-heroes of Rice for table with you!" Hack: No—Massachusetts. . . morning." giving me something to write Boy: "But, I wanted to show R.O.M.'s Words of Wisdom • * • about. Ah-dose. Ginny, you something down there." FOUND: Love, Relax, I'm not going to "He wasn't abusing her, he a brown bag of Easter candy This month's Break- C.V., J.O.M., B-1AAA, J. publish any of the rude was just confusing her!" left in my car (after airport through is a special issue on PS. Over the past two years remarks you make during "Oh,. . .are yo* *u *confused? " terminal—Rice shuttle.) John the Women's Advocate I've authored 37 printed Psyc, partially because I from Fla., could these be controversy. Don't miss "City wouldn't want everyone at an misclasses and had 39 by ding ding din*g #din * g ding ding yours? Hall Follies" or the stirring other folk mentioning my anonymous university Amilda Home 665-0618 * * * tale of "Fearless Fred." Guess aliases. Must be a record of department that runs a "I am trying to teach you to who this month's "Deadpans" some kind or another. So there. computer in a basement to * * * pick nits. But you must pick ".. .and then there's the whole are! Houston Break- know what a crude mind you the appropriate nits and in the through—Where Women have, but mainly because I'm question of the role of salt and ". . .and look, even after all appropriate fashion." pepper." Are New is now on sale at the that punishment, it's still such a nice guy. Dr. Holt Campus Store. Baruch Brody ticking." —David Engi 240 Metaphysics 4/14 the rice thresher, april 28, 1977 page 15 even more misclassifieds But the moon does not spin as Does anyone know how I can To the person or persons who Need 1 rider to travel to New No, Tarja, not "Jim the fast since it's made of green get in touch with Brad Moody removed two copies of York, or points inbetween. Baptist"! cheese. who had the article entitled Computer Data-Base Leave May 12-14. Must have • * * Dr. Dunning Melodies by McCartney Organization, by James light luggage, share gas * * * printed in the Thresher? I Martin, from the RMC over the (around $25) and driving. Call There once was a man named wanted to tell him I enjoyed past several weeks: please we Subtelny Alan at 526-3974, or come by "Cities are for people who the story. I enjoyed it so much, desperately need these books 121/122 Hanszen. Or call Sue Who knew things he just don't know any better." that I wrote two just like it over for our final and two projects. couldn't tell me at 526-8398 in Jones South. —L.N. *1:30p • * m April 11. ten years ago. They appeared Eric Sisson's book missing He tried to teach class under the collection loosely from KTRU, has no markings But, harassed by the mass, Need one rider to travel to San Is he one of those that says called "Tales From The White and can be returned to the Gave up & told jokes, which Hart." One of these, Patent RMC desk, or call 741-4106. Diego, Ca., and points west. doesn't really rhy me, 'Let's do it slow and easy ...'? Leave May 20th or 21st. Share 10:28 Econ 211 Pending, is one of my favorite Chris Schulman's book, but what else can you think stories. missing from the lobby outside gas and driving. Call Alan at of to rhyme Arthur C. Clarke of Sammy's has his name in it, 526-3974 or come by 121/122 with Subtelny? If I'm Fast Freddie, thanks for and can be returned to the Hanszen. P.S. "Drosophila!" the "Hi there." If you're of the Wiess College office, or call * * * * * * It looks as though Rice will 781-2595. No questions will be female persuasion, I'd like to Know of any of our friends in know who you are. have to prepare for an asked. Please. The F-16 fighter pilots are invasion by Spain next year. the East who wants to travel coming soon! P.S. Sorry it took me so long. Please. West on or about May 19th? P.S.S. Can YOU find the • + * Leaving the New York area, paradox? Slick, Dear Secret Admirer, returning to Texas. If you * * * But who are the C.H.E.S.T. know of anyone who would Thanks for taking me to my nuts? Why don't you stop by and LBO's. Academs are just a bunch of say hello sometime? want to drive back, call Alan Breeze Standard Deviations! t at 526-3974, or come by 121/122 Hanszen. • • * GRADUATION Busy little devil, ain't he? "What does the French influence result in?" "Lots of Catholics." March 31st save on these hewfett- 7:53 PM D» packard ca/cu/ators Shall we build our castle in

j * m &' --- the sand now? H HP-25 Programmable Pocket Calculator * * * "I don't need to know how to x#y m y* Regular $145.00 NOW $130.00 spell, I just need to know how Keystroke Programmability to integrate. jewy ...iMStr* s p- .$f Stan 11pm 72 Built-in Functions and Operations 4-17-77 8 Addressable Memories, Conditional Branching * * • M C Wt-C* Y PACKARD Fixed Decimal, Scientific, and Engineering Notation La fin de la year—Formidable* * * !

In the battle of sexes Cowboy McKenna is unarmed. HP-25C Programmable Pocket Calculator with Continuous Memory How can anyone who photo- graphs a man picking his nose call any photograph boring? Regular $200.00 NOW $175.00 * * * All the capabilities of the HP-25 plus Dear Abby, Continuous Memory. The HP-25C saves a program In the last 3 weeks my best and data for instant reuse - without losing friend has lost: 1 stylish, off- time reprogramming - even while the calculator white, cloth raincoat; 1 navy- blue warm-up jacket with is turned off between calculations or to white stripes on shoulders; 1 change the battery. navy-blue warm-up jacket with hood. I have gained 20 lb. What can we do? Still-looking HP-27 Scientific, Statistical, Anne Financial Pocket Calculator P.S. Please call direct 526- 8516. Regular $175.00 NOW $155.00 20 Memories So long Rice—it's been bizarre. 28 Preprogrammed math and trig functions Love, Peace, and LSD. Jk 15 Preprogrammed statistical functions • • • including variance, correlation coefficient Room to sublet (for summer): 1 and normal distribution Bdrm. (may be inhabited by 2), fully furnished, $150 per 10 Preprogrammed finacial functions including month, near Shepard—West net present value and internal rate of return Alabama; for details contact: for uneven cash flows. 522-3189.

Lost or stolen at Beer-Bike now thru may 3/—white race: Vivitar 600 pocket camera. The film in the camera is very important to me. If you they fast! limited quantitieshav e information, please call 522-1266 between 9pm and 9am. Reward•. N* o* questions. CflmPUS Doug Bass must use broccoli RICE STORE salad for brains. the rice thresher, april 28, 1977 page 16 shoot that dog misclassifieds

Unwanted Clothes? AM 4/5 WRC win some lose I Need To Buy: 4th in a series To the beautiful ladies in Do you have any clothes that some, come lemme hear or A. Briggs, Victorian People; Summer may bring lone- Chemlab: you want to get rid of as you disappear (lemme). E. Gaskell, North and South liness once again. I hope not, My appreciation for a good C. Gray, Renaissance and year. I keep the ring-clamp as clean out your closets to pack? * * * but only you know. Drop them by RM 111 Baker Reformation England; * * * a momento. "You can come watch me take J.F.C. Harrison, The Birth the phantom Biochemist college. Please only clothes in 5th and Final in a series • • * good condition (i.e. clean etc.) a shower anytime...you might and Growth of Industrial learn something." England; J.R. Lander, My wishes for you are simple: This is for a good cause. Thank continuous happiness, no pain "I wish you could plug you. Stan Barber Ancient and Medieval 1:00 p.m. England; P. Laslett, The and no guilt. Take care. infinity into a calculator." 4-20-77 World We Have Lost; J.E. * * * Mirantha Am looking for one or two Neale, Queen Elizabeth; H. *Apri * * l 22, 3:45pm bedroom apartment in 4-plex Speaking only for myself, I Pelling, A Short History of don't need any more or garage in Rice-Montrose Buy a 14, 21, or 30 day U.S.A. the Labour Party; G. Rude, area. If your lease is up please sources of frustration; I'm Ah yes, there is life outside Rail Pass and travel around Wilkes and Liberty: P. trying to get rid of the ones Sophomore Studio . . . but it call Tim Miller at 461-5997. the country on your way home Stansky, England Since consists of structures, & other 1867. Call 526-6528. I have.—m.l. this summer. The rates go up • * * classes...remember those. after May 15, but any passes Need ride to S. Louis around I am looking for a place to May 10-12. Will share gas and purchased before then are live for the summer. I would good at the old, reasonable Kosher Student Havvrah ...Increased sexual pressures. driving. Call *Alic * *e at 526-3670. like to live with a group of Just be glad you came...I don't price. Riding AMTRAK is looking for new members for people in the Fairview, really a blast. For info and summer and next school year. want to talk about this Shepherd, McGowen St., Tuam anymore. Needed: 2 rides to Denver, resevervations please call For info call 665-3300 and ask St. area. If anyone knows of Colorado or vicinity. Will Steve Norwood at 524-5013 or for David, Kim or Joyce. such possibilities please call Dr. Martin share driving/expenses. Can Soci 204 497-4864 (next week). • * # me (Bob) at 526-2581. leave after May 12. Call Ivy * * * 4/20/77, 1:20pm (526-3802). ONE KEY RING ON BENCH • * + In alphabetical order Bart, Dan, • • • For Sale—'69 Econoline van. Dave, Jeff, Kevin, Linda, Found: Rebuilt engine, brakes; Don't pull out. LOST: Car keys at the Beer- Margaret, Mary, Tom and One key ring on bench in rewired. Removable custom— Willy Bike race. I lost them everybody else who helped Room 100 of Abercrombie Lab bed, wall paneling, floor/ 4/21 10:35 somewhere on the bike track. make our weekend so Building (large undergraduate ceiling carpet. Good work or Please return to Baker office or enjoyable—Thanks a million. lab). Call x3647 to claim. recreation vehicle. Call Art What's a CRC? call 526-4538. The clasp has a Rick & Michelle Discovered about Monday at 522-3685. Canadian Seal on it! Leila • * * The Incomparable J 11:30 pm. * * * Freeman. 2nd in a series * * * RRRRR—ROLF! The walls that exist can be Ex-Clarinetists: * * * It'll go in. HELP destroyed, but this one is I willpay cash for clarinet The* Incomparabl* * e J We need a ride from Phoenix afraid of the wrath i might music of all kinds, especially Dear 262. Arizona to the Grand Canyon. incur (sic?). for 32 Etudes by Rose (the It IS ShosTOKavich. "The thing you must We are arriving in Phoenix by * * * yellow and black book). Call understand about sex is that train (Amtrak) at 10:30 Eric, 526-8815, and keep you have only a finite Saturday, May 14. There are Re: New Welch's Grape Soda "Reminds me of communion trying! (Remember, it's At the point, the Arabs began probability of it ocurring three of us. If anyone is going money!) to get rowdy with the British over any given period of time. that way and would like some at my church." * * * government. Probably Therefore if you have a long- pleasant comapny (we will "I've heard of Pop Services before, but this is ridiculous." because Franklin had his head term relationship this spreads pay for the gas) call 526-4538 Wanted: 1 rider to Phoenix, up his butt. the probability out and you (Leila) or 526-2581 (Bob). Tuscon, or general area. For Mohammed Cathcartstein "The sky is everywhere" said more information call Steve have only a very low * * * * * *4/1 2 10:10pm possibility of it happening on by raving paranoid in Frick at 526-7133. any given night. Conversely, '74 Ford Custom, 4-door sedan, basement of RMC. • • * light blue, fully equipped, body PURGATORY IS THE PITS. if you shorten the time period and engine in great shape, 524- For Sale: AML to only one night your odds are 5013 or 497-4864. Q: How do you burn bridges 1 seven foot black vinyl couch- very much improved." simultaneously crossing them seat is in need of repair; 1 very from Sex As Explained By twice without crossing them at nice set of 3 curtains that fit Experimental Results Don't Quantum Physic• * * s by W.G.P. Urgently Needed— all? (answer below) the windows in the Hanszen Match Your Calculations??? Small instrumental group, • • * suites; 1 very nice set of 2 DEFINE YOUR PROBLEMS w/or w/o vocalist, to play for curtains that fit the windows AWAY!!! To the dwarf of the volleyball May 28 Wedding Reception. THIS IS TO SERVE NOTICE in the bedrooms of the with Dr. D's Physics service. team, Call Greg 529-0640 or Wendy THAT CAPTAIN VIRTUE Hanszen suites; 1 paneled bar- 1. Expert Equation Rearrange- You're a giant with me. I'm 522-0096. in good condition; 1 set of looking forward to lots of ment arguments next year. I'll even * * * This is to serve notice that shelves build to hold records 2. Sign Shuffling Captain Virtue has recently and tapes; and 1 blue rug 12' x let you win. Need a ride: to Cincinnatti or 3. English accent on request. been accepted into the Wings 18' also in good condition— 4. Cursing Lb extra Love, anywhere in that general Over the World and will be $30. Come by or call 181 The Nut direction. Will be more than Call now before the end-of- soon be serving his country Hanszen, 526-5446. semester rush: x3544, 4932. willing to share expenses. (and the world) with plastic * * * Would like to leave weekend of butter knife and coathanger. • * * 1 Light Rider Wanted to 7th and 8th. Chris 526-8545. If you're living in Houston Overheard at Wiess room drive back to New York City ** * Congrats, Captain. area following graduation The Chairman this summer and need a source draw: "Well, it looks like all the of cheap, wholesome food, intelligent people are getting (Mayl4) Call Marc Siegel at I'm looking for a place to live P.S.—I suggest that you not let 524-3375. that extra protein go to waste. check out the Streetfarmer's on campus." "Yeah, and all this slimmer and next year. * * * A Captain Virtue wig could Co-op at 1800 Waugh Dr. any the normal people are getting Preferably not too expensive. Saturday morning at 11 kicked off." Will the girl who has the key to Call Chris at 946-9474 between bring you great profit. • • * o'clock. Fruits, vegetables, * • * the space science darkroom 7 and 10pm. nuts, cheese, juices, etc. at C.S.: PLEASE return it to the * * * "It's like a welfare state. It wholesale cost + 20% for One who is as comely Space Science Office. If you Inexpensive Summer Accomo- keeps the scum alive." members, cost + 32% for non- you are must expect advances, don't return it soon they will dations. Fully equipped apt. Kim Brown members. though verbal in kind and ' change the lock, which I will ideal for dorm-type. Share one 4/18/77 * * * playfully wanton in nature. have to pay for, and the key bedroom w/blatantly hetero 1:35 pm If you'd like to die in The Prurient Male will be useless. male. Bike to campus. No * * * Houston this summer, just eat tobacco. Call Mike or Don at Transitions: at Jack-in-the-Crack. Differ- "I can't play". 524-3610. Only $119.95/mo. d: R. Lay Shun Ship, April 17, ent shaped chunks of the same Lost—Miniature Tau Beta Pi with this ad. 1:00 am LOretta Emblem—A Bent. "Donnell . 1977 type of plastic in wild 4/23/77 * * * b: Wiess Night of Decadence wrappings only cost + 100%. 78" on back. If found please * * * * * * call 526-3561. Thanks. I need a ride to Virginia (or In an apparent murder-suicide thereabouts) on or before May combination. After numerous So now they've banned pets To 2 members of the 3rd Floor * * * 27. Will share driving and gas. self attempts and many, many to get rid of the shit and noise. Virgin Choir, who set with I am still trying to sell my 1974 Call Eva at 524-9526 or 52l|- muggings by those with long What next? Will they ban the that mustachiod gent in the Duster—it is a 6cyl 5trd with 4200 (work). forked tongues. Leaves 0.4785 birds, too? library Thursday nite, at only 17000 miles. Also, a metal 10:00pm: What was that 5- • * * % of Jones a little bit faster. C.C. desk. Desk chair and 4 I second rule again? I forgot. I • * * * dinnette chairs. Call Maurice, WANTED: used electric signed, 747-3252. portable typewriter in good The Bridge Playing Commun- ity of Wiess College Bid 7 no FOAM, FROTH, AND OTHER Less than 1 second condition. Reasonable. Call ASSORTED THINGS 526-8860. trump for Doc "C." shit More to come later. the rice thresher, april 28, 1977 page 17 i was a teen-age misclassifieds HEY! We can make salacious Going North: To the girl who lost a pair of Available for SUMMER "Now get out your 3-D comments about Chad Gordon Need a ride to Dallas or Ft. sunglasses the day of the SUBLET: glasses. .." again, and my first obscene Worth Mon. May 9, evening or LSAT's (Sat. the 16th)—they 1-bedroom apartment located Billups remark is: anytime afterwards. Call were turned in to the RMC 1 mile from campus. If Orgy Chem Chad Gordon is a prisoner of Charles 526-4684 (will pay gas desk few minutes after you interested, please call Dan at * * * false consciousness. money, etc; of course.) checked for them. They're still x3595 or (in evenings) at C.H.E.S.T. will reveal itself —Norman M. • • * here if you want them—ask at 524-0672. soon. Hey jocks, you slandered me, the desk. * * * I'm not a fucking queer. * * * To my crazy idiot child and ding ding ding ding ding ding gentle lover: • * * That's sort of absurd. Drop by Driving to Baltimore, Warning: this is not a sometime and see what a well- Maryland the week of June Thank you for teaching me misclassified. Do not try to trained tongue can do. 4th. Will be returning about that lions can make turtles read this, because it's not laugh and turtles can teach "A good man may be hard to # * # August 1st. I have a good car really here. Have I made lions to cry. May the things I myself clear: Then quit find, but a hard man is always Grunt, Ugh, Snarl: and need to share expenses. If good to find." have taught you be as reading this! Go on to the To the poor souls who can interested in one or both ways, beautiful to you. My darkness next one. —Bill 'a hard man' Peterson find no sustenance at Rice, please call. 665-3746. * * * is learning your light. * * * I think Rice females are Soon to be over the hill! Robert, why are you acting quite edible. * * * This isn't • *her * e either. like a vibrator? IGOR staff tape s To the grader for Taylor's A jealous woman believes Neither am I.—G. Robert.. .no, don't, you'll drop Math 212, everything her passion * « * it on me! Sharon's definition of fun in I'm not in the class, but I suggests. 25 words or less: "S-E-X." To J.R., complaining about the also staff tapes want to say I love you. The Man carnival— I fart in your general direction. Furthermore, your mother pays your tuition by D00NESBURY frequenting Turkish ships in port. SBE myI i—ii I * * * HM > FIGURE I Asm KNOW, I'LL BE THEN, WITHTHEBAR NO, NO, LJu /T>J0AN'MM5N Y0U 6FADUAW6 UUITH TOP OUT OF THE WAY, I'LL HAVIN6 FINDING A NEED RIDE WESTWARD. HONORS NEXT MONTH. BE HOTTD TRCFTJ KNOW YOURSELF SPOUSE'. SEE, My final destination is 6ETDOWN TO THE WIRE, THE BAR EXAMS, OF WHAT MY FIRST PRO- LEGALLY A GUY NEEDS COLORADO SPRINGS, but YOU HAVE TO HAVE COURSE, WILL JUST BE •JECTIS GO/NG TO BE? COMMITTED? A TEAM, JOAN.. A REAL GAME PLAN! Albuquerque or any other J A FORMAL- \ / L town within similar range will do. Will gladly share driving and fuel costs, and can leave any time after 5pm, Wed., May 11. Call Mark at 526-0048.

A special thanks to Beth, Betsy, Carrie, Cindy and Sara; Rob and Bill for helping me thru—without you I couldn't have made it. Maybe I'll be back and be able to repay you. IUBLL, FARRAHS FINE. THE STORYMSTHE PITS. JOANIE, I REALLY DON'T B—TAMU WASTUB IT HAD SOMETHING TO KNOW HOWMUCH MORE OF IN THREE HELLO! RICK'S ABAS- • * * HOW'S KBTCASB.. STORY DO UJTTH HBR HYPHEN. THIS I CAN TAKE. WHEN WEEKS, GOP, I FARRAH? \ ANY 0RENDA, OF COURSE, ATE ARE YOU GRADUATING? THANK HOPE I Lonely Senior Civ. E. Seeks 600,D? IT UP. \ \ YOU. MAKE IT. Male Companionship. Call Ken at 526-4268. * * * If you have the 4 of Clubs in the $1000 game or the Queen of V Hearts in the $100 Weingar- tert's Cash Game please call Bryan at 526-5767. I'll split the pot with you. Hurry. * * * Marathon Man, I wish you had as high an opinion of yourself as I do. /SHARK NOPE, HE'S NO, I THINK ALSO, AT-THAT .. AND AS IF THE YES. SIR. When are you going to accept BACK FROM 6