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This Newspaper is brought to you for free and open access by the Student at Carroll Collected. It has been accepted for inclusion in The aC rroll News by an authorized administrator of Carroll Collected. For more information, please contact [email protected]. Vol. OINo. 3 October 6. 1982 tlrbe O Kermit complains goes. A freshman is ignorant of However, the letter written "what's going on" for at least by Student Union President EXPERIENCE. Dear Editor, the first month of school. R.A. Chris Miller implied that I per· sonal1y was making a sugges· This is a Jetter concerning the should give out warnings campus social life. First of all, before biting off fingers. tion on bow the University Everyone wants It, all of the girls complain about should run their affairs. the guys. Furthermore, the Moreover, Chris Miller's con· but where do you get It? guys complain about the girls. Further comments eluding ''insinuation" was com· pletely irrelevant, uncalled for The problem is the guys think Business and non-business majors can obtain the girls want total serious by Delia May and in very poor taste (this need not be expounded upon valuable experience by working on the relationships. To The Editor: either.) business staff of The Carroll News 2-4 hours per This is the way it is. The girls In respoiUie to the two Let· Miller' ia .. To The Editor fNm )atlt Mr. this tbe proper week. No experience necessary I ~==~~~~~~~-~.0~ way to se an ~pte for the ey e to by John Coleman THE CARROLL NEWS 1 am a freshman who was told Edltor-ln.C:hlef ••••••...••••..•.•..•... • .• • •• • Janet Jlrus by the J.C.U. representative Editorial Editor..•....•.••.•.•...•.••. , .. Pom Grunberger that at John Carroll you would Help F-ture Editor •..••..••.•...•. , . • •• • .•. . ...•.. Della May have a social life and an ex· Photo Editor ••....••.•••••••.•••..•...... •.•. John Mech cellent education. Litt.le did the Sports Editor • ..•...... •.••..• • •. Dan Krane representative know about Calendar Editor ...••.••••.•.•.•...... Llso Stevens R.A. 's. Most of my friends have Graphics Editor ..•...... •..•.•• • .•••. Joseph McCrank been partially eaten by them. Assistant Graphics Editor ...... •.•...•• • •. ••. Joe Albers as much Business Manager •.••••...•...•..•••••••.. Bob Bcn%arelll An R.A. has huge, white. Advertising Manager •. • •.•••..•••••...• Leonette Clclrella cleaming, pointed teeth which AcfviMr •••.••.•..••.•.•.•••••••••.••••••.•.. Shari Weiss are designed to hold and kon· Photographer •••.•••• •...•••..••• ••• • •• • ••• JoM Wldlala sume any freshman having a ContrUtutlng Reporters: ••..••••••••••.••• • ••• Jim llerlclan, good time. A R.A. can't stand as you can. Robyn BoyI", Christopher Fortunato, Walter Knaa, the thought of a freshmen hav· Patricio PanM, Mike Principe, Charlotte Sambunlak, ing fun. The freshman's hands Mike Samerdyke, Sunny Simon. Otarl" E. Toutounll. are tied in the onslaught Marty Willard, Michelle Valvoda and Tom Wancho because the R.A. guards the n.. C.NOII-- lo ...,.,,.....,. w-"ly ••wv w..._...,. ~,_.._ ,...... , -y. •••1111'' ...... holl.. yo. •••ml-tlon pe by Denise Green pressure on his vitals fore-and from his far distant ancestral sticker. The servant of the cash meaning.Hefledthe~~ Once upon the start of a aft. He feared to be queried home. Breathlessly be fluttered examined the parchment he of djsservice to pilgrims and as semester, a young tender about his flawed significance of to the Center for Servicing presented and cried out with he ran toward the altar of freshmen yout;h from the upper being lest the attendants of the Students eager to enlist their grevious shallowness of spirit wisdom he uttered the lesson of rings of the lund called Subur low-throned deny him access to aid in clarifying his state of be '1ook kid can't you read the his tribulations, "No man can bia seeking i.mtellectual fulfill the relaxative contradiction of ing amongst them. After re sign, NO checks cashed reach Enlightenment without ment and existential meaning projecting inert sighs of his dressing his eternal debts to without a valid I.D. sticker." first getting a valid sticker." came to John Carroll. own dynamic prevalence. time and Union Commerce The paradoxical koan• of •Koan: a Buddhist question He went to the Service Center At last the couriers brought Bank he could earn the key to situation crowded him till he all tluJt 4 teacher ask$ 4 student, 4 seeking a clarification of his the official sheepskin of value Carroll enlightenment. a but lost his handle on truth and p ... (Top-left to right) 1.) Terri Johnson - Homecoming Queen ruonerup. 2.) Food banquet at Bernet Hall. 3.) Reggae band at Millor Hall. (Bottom-left to right) 4.) Keg toss at Octoberfest. 5.) 1982 Homecoming football game. 6.) Booth at Octoberfest. Photo by: Ralph Lauren The queeb brothers play Dungeons and Dragons by Janet ,Jirus to play the game. "You are going into the JCU "You guys.'' he said, "That Calcium Degradation of Car· bon Magnesium Oxide Com· Tom, Bill, Rick and Don were "But," said Tom, who was tunnels," responded Rick in was NOT fun at all. I was seri the literary mind of the group, between giggles. ously scared. Why don't we for pounds under the synthetic sitting around their room in electrical ion field in the Dolan one Thursday evening ''Let's act out the game." Unfortunately, the boys were get this game and check out Ju· American Society today. thinking of something to do. So. this is the story of Tom, unable to locate an entrance to piter. The skies are clear. and I They were the type of guys who Bill, Rick and Don, three Ame these rumored tunnels. The uni· really want to study the bands." So, the four of them happily liked to do labs. fiddle with the rican kids just having a crea versity had had all of the en· walked back to Dolan talking computer, take apart televi tive time. trances tightly secured due to " I agree with Tom," added about joining the Universal sions, and look through their "Bill," said Rick, "You have the fact that they are unsafe Bill. " I don't like the idea of Astronomical Chemical telescope. It was raining out· to enter the tunnel." and of little pertinence. They having to call up Alice Marga Association in Washington, side. and all of their midterms were mainly used for mainte ret and ask her to be my Mas· D.C. this summer. were over. "WHat do you want me to nance purposes, and they still ter. I would rather figure out do? Go through the sewers?" Hey, let's play Dungeons and are. the program I have to do for For them, it was just another Dragons," said Don, "My "No, not quite." Instead, Tom went under the Topology." exciting evening of their college mother sent me the game for Tom was baffled. Rick streets of Belvoir through the Don also expressed his prefer· career's which they were cer· my birthday." There was a started to laugh his high pitch· manholes, and came up scared ence to read up on the newest tain to write home to mom mutual agreement. in the group ed hyena laugh. and frightened. developments in the Alunimun about. IPage6 SPORTS The Carroll News. October 6, 19821 Water polo, llack to stay after year allsence by .TJJD""Berkla.o CODl.lng season. Mech stresses The Water Polo Club is back that stamnina and great at John Carron after a one tear physical capacity are im· absence, and twenty men and perative for the polo par· .' one woman are out to see that ticipants. He ventures "The it is here to stay. Water Polo Club is probably Leading the club this year is the hardest working club on Senior player/coach John campus." Mach. Other key names to The club works out 2¥2 hours remember are Junior Bob per day, Monday through Fri· Uphues and Seniors Kevin Car day, with occasional practices mony and Bryan Alitto of the on Saturdays and Sundays. Blue Streak Swim Team. Other Highlights of these workouts starting players are Sophomore include two mile runs, thirty Tim Miller and Junior Steve minutes of intense calisthenics, Brown along with hopefuls and the famed "Chair Carry," Brian Robinson and Ron an original exercise of John Sailors anchoring the goal. Mech. The "Carry" requires When asked to discuss the the player to swim across the sport, Mech emphasized a few pool while holding a chair rais· baaic rules of Water Polo. First ed fully out of the water. of all, players other than the Such exercises are a major goalie may touch the ball with reason that "better than the only one band. Secondly, best swimmers are needed for nobody is allowed to touch the the club." bottom of the pool during the Fans can see the JCU Water course of a game. And lastly, Polo team in action when it the old maxim of "Anything plays its next tournament this weekend at Cleveland State goes as long as the ref doesn't "Hi Moml" Starter Tim Miller demonstrates his "chair carry" prowe88 in preparation for last see it" is still strictly followed. where they will take on teams Thursday's scrimmage against Cleveland State. Pboc.oby:Cht!stlan 01or Six players and one goalie par such as Ohio State, Kenyon, ticipate per team, and a game Wooster, and Bowling Green. at Cedar Hill and Fairmount. consists of six minute quarters WHAT'S HAPPENING Entry fees are $2.00 in advance and usually lasts just over an (Cont. From Page 8) and $3.00 the day of the race. hour. lOk Kiely Gronin Memorial The first 200 entrants will Otherwise, Bob Uphues Run · The friends of Shaker receive a pair of running gloves. notes, "Water polo is just like Square invite you to par· The Cleveland Ballet - The soccer, or hockey in water ticipate in this event on Sun· seventh professional season (without the grass of course).'' day, 10/24 at 9:15 a.m. There opens 10/15 at the Hanna For the many will also be a 1.6 k "Fun Run". Theater. Ticket prices range ionDit ant available al from $'l.OO t.o $20.00. Call 621· unller. toea 3 4 CC snaps strealc First victory In three years by Dan .Krane As a result, he sees good Ohio Meet to be held October The e1ght·member John Car· chances of adding even more 15th. and roll Cross-Country team tallied wins to the team's record this Perhaps these long-awaited its first win in three years last season. One potential future for victories will mark the HARRY SALTZMAN ,. , ALBfRT R BROCCOLI,,,. week in the Malone lnvita· victim is Thiel when they, beginning of a new tradition tiona) Moet. The Blue Streak CWRU and Carnegie-Mellon, here at JCU. Regardless, all the runner managed to beat out the come to John Carroll on Satur Blue Streak long distance run· haple,.qs ·rerriers of Hiram and day, October 9th, for one of the ners should be congratulated place 19th in the t.wenty·team Blue Streaks' two home meets. on their outstanding effort and event. Another may well be new-found success. "Dr. NO' Freshman Paul Hansen led Youngstown State in the All· Carroll's distance runners to their long overdue victory by WE'RE finishing 87th of the 136 run· ners participating. SORRY I QLA:!IJila@> li&la<& 1JN Sat., Oct. 9 ...... BETHANY ...... 12:00 by Patricia Parise Carroll. "We had high hopes for Wed., Oct.13 ...... at ALLEGHENY ...... 3:00 Arnon this year, he was start· Arnon Amir, the tallest ing to come into his own as a Sat., Oct. 16 ...... MERCYHURST ...... 11:00 player in John Carroll basket· Wed., Oct. 20 ...... at OBERLIN ...... 3:30 American dominating player," Tim Baab, RedC1"06S ball history, standing six feet head coach said. This is espe WASHINGTON & and ten inches tall, will not Wed., Oct. 27 ...... JEFFERSON ...... 3:00 cially remarkable coll8idering return to play at J.C.U. for his that the 25-year-old had just atCARNEGI& third season in 1982·83. Fri., Oct. 29 ...... MELLON ...... 3:30 two years of basketball exper While practicing this past ience prior to entering John + summer in his hometown of Carroll. Gan Schmuel, Israel, Amir was During his stay, Amir aver offered an opportunity to stay aged four points and five re Greater Cleveland and play at home. bounds, playing an average of Chapter Amir was the starting center just 20 minutes per game. His 781-1800 (weekdays) for the Blue Streaks through· career high of 15 points in a out most of his career at John single game came against Bald· win·Wallace on November 29, Spread your message to the entire 1980. The 10 key rebounds that University Community with ... he had against Washington & Jefferson on February 29, 1981 Carron "Classified." which enabled Arnon to lead Rates: the Straks to a thrilling victory are just another reminder of JCU students, faculty and staff: 35' for the great asset he was to JCU first ten (10) words or less/3' per each basketball. additional word. The team's outlook on the Business classifieds: $1.00 for first ten loss of Arnon is one of under· (10) words or less/ s• per each additional standable disappointment. word. Team·mate Mike Carswell be ., moans, "Arnon had a lot of FREE talent, we are deflllitely going to miss his strength under the boards.'' Message: DELIYERYI Upon arriving at John Car· Pizza and Salads nightly! roll, Arnon was a member of the Israeli international volleyball team, where his high school won the European cham 932-0272 pionship in both 1973 and 1974. Amon will truly be mis8ed by 2255 Warrensville Cntr. all who knew him. His unique University Heights moves on the court will be dif Payment must occompony classified. Place in envelope - seal · ficult to do without as the Blue return to Cashier's window in Service Center. (South of Cedar) Streak basketball team takes to the court this fall. PageS ENTERTAINMENT The Carroll News, October 6, 1982 What's Happening----- Recruiting Campus Activity Retreat -There will be an J.C.U. Student Activities 10/17. Hours at both galleries 10/7 · Representatives of the The Carillon· Yearbook Staff eight day directed retreat at Center. in Room 1. She will are: Thurs ·Sat., 11·5. Sun., 1· U.S Marines will be in the meets every Monday night at 8 Colombire Retreat Center in speak of the growth and 5. Dance Performance Piece, S.A.C. building. p.m.. or every Tuesday at 9:30 Michigan. 1/15 · 1123. Inquire development of the company. "Luminescence," at 8:00, 8:30, p.m. 1017 · Representatives of the at Father Schell's office. College/Industry Dialogue · 9:00 and 9:30 p.m. in celebrEt· C.W.R.U. School of Manage The Carroll News ·The paper Meet Your Major · 10/6 - Guest Speakers, Informal tion. ment (Weatherhead School) will will hold open meetings every Biology, 7 p.m. in SC 168. 10/6 · Group and Panel Discussions New Subscription Film Series be in the Placement Office from Thursday at 7 p.m. in the Car· All Business Majors (AC. EC. are featured. This will be held Beginning 10/14. The 9a.m. · noon. roll News Office (in the gym Mgmt, Mk, Fin, PDM), 3:00 Thursday, 10/7, from 8:45 to Cleveland International Film 10/8 · Arthur Young (from nasium balcony). p.m. in SC 168 (program to be 11:00 a.m. Please sign up ahead Festival will present a series of C.P.A. form) · accounting rna· Student Union Meetings - repeated 10/19). 10{13 of time. Register in the Dean's six International and American jors. weekly meetings are held at Philosophy, 7:00 p.m. in office office of the School of Business: feature·length films. They will 10/12 ·Touche Ross and Co. 5:15p.m. in the Jardine Room. A-58 (Ad Bldg.). 10/13 · Room C-179. be shown Thursday evenings CCPA firm · accounting rna· Philosophical Exchange - Chemistry. 7:00 p.m., SC 168. "Crisis in Ethics and Social until 11118. Subscription rate jors. Father Bukala, or a guest 10/14 · Religious Studies, 7:30 Values" The Dept. of for all six films is $21.00. Half speaker, will offer direction to p.m. at the home of Dr. Kelly Philosophy is hosting a sym· subscriptions are 12:00 and in· 10/13 · Foreign Service · (2428 Loyola Rd.) dividual tickets may be put· Walk-in basis, 10-noon. this discussion group. The posium 10/8 · 10/9. The intent group meets on Thursdays in Guest Speakers of the symposium is to deal chased the day of the show at 10/14 · U.S. Airforce. Walk· Room 37 of Rodman Hall at 4 Miller Brewing Company - with the issue of personal and the Cedar-Lee Theater, 2163 in·basis,l:l5·4:00 p.m. in Place p.m. for about an hour. The Julie Crumb, Marketing social values and how they Lee Rd. Student tickets are ment Office. dates are: 10/14, 10/28, 11/11, Representative for the Miller erode when the social frame $2.50. Info: Festival Office, work fails to support them. Six 241-7686. 10/14 · Tu.lane Law Universi· 11118. For info.: Father Bukala Brewing Co., Milwaukee, (Continued on Page 6) ty, 11:30-4:00 p.m., walk-in· in Philosophy Dept. Room A· Wisconsin, will speak Wednes· distinguished philosophers and basis. 54, or phone 491-4375. day. 10/6, at 8 p.m. at the civic leaders have been invited to speak. The symposium will Classifieds in be held the Jardine Room of BUSI~£:>5 S.A.C. It will begin 10/8 at 1:15 Record Review A'l"n:NTION SKIERS. Marketing coor p.m. chnatou needed to promote high quali~>· ski and beooch lripa on campWI Eern rommisaion Entertainment plus f'Re 1:: TRAVEL Call Sum.mlt Tour.. 80(). Paths, Prints, Impresses moods "Light, Form and Move 326.0439..... --- ment" · The Fiori Gallery Marketing ~P needed to HU SKI &. 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