UNIVERSITY THE INDEPENDENT STUDENT NEWS OF UMKC Jan. 17, 2011 Vol. 78, Issue 17

Step show makes 8an impression 2 Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates, Jr. speaks at UMKC

12 Track and Field team sets records

Photo by Sarah Ashlock 2 NEWS Vol. 78, Issue 17 Henry Louis Gates, Jr. delivers Martin Luther King, Jr. keynote address Melissa Oribhabor Editor-in-Chief On Friday night, Gates spoke to a large showing roots and discover where he came from. at Swinney Recreation Center. “I needed to know where I am from,” Gates Contributions from He said his decision to study African-American said. Biography: Mark Linville News Editor genealogy was a result of an experience he had This study of genealogy has also led to a PBS with his father, after the death of his grandfather, documentary titled “African American Lives,” Henry Louis Gates When the news broke in July 2009 that Edward St. Lawrence Gates. which traces the ancestry of many prominent Nathan Zoschke Copy Editor/ “My dad turned to my brother and me and said African Americans, including Oprah, Chris Harvard professor Henry Louis Gates, Jr. was Asst. Production Manager arrested outside his home in Cambridge, Mass., he wanted to show us something,” Gates said. Tucker and Whoppi Goldberg. many were shocked. Gates recalled following his father and brother Gates showed a 10 minute clip of the upcoming The Cambridge police were called to upstairs to their grandfather’s bedroom. “African-American Lives 2.” Sept. 16, 1950 investigate a possible break-in when Gates was Gate’s father opened up a cabinet in the room Gates shared some surprising statistics with Gates is born in Keyser, W.Va. having difficulty opening his own front door after that contained bank ledgers Edward St. Lawrence the audience, stating the majority of African- Gates had collected in his time working as a Americans in the United States are of a small 1964 the lock had jammed. Gates receives a hairline hip fracture This incident sparked a nationwide debate janitor at First National Bank. percentage of European descent. Edward used these ledgers as scrapbooks of old The average ancestry of African-Americans is while playing touch football. The injury was about racial profiling, a problem many minorities misdiagnosed by a doctor, and Gates’ right in this country still face. photos and newspaper clippings. 77.6 percent African, 17.5 percent European and Gates father opened one in particular that 4.9 percent Native American/Eastern Asian. leg is more than two inches shorter than his Although President Obama publically left, forcing him to walk with a cane. criticized the Cambridge police for their contained a photo of the eldest traceable Gates Aside from speaking about family roots and actions, in one of the most unique attempts at family member, Jane Gates, a slave who was part genealogy, Gates also spoke about the value of 1973 reconciliation, Obama and Vice President Joe White. Affirmative Action and how it has benefited him Gates is one of 12 Yale students selected as Biden invited Gates and the arresting officer, Sgt. Jane Gates lived from 1819-1888. through his professional career. a Scholar of the House, a program that allows James Crowley, to the White House to have some In addition to the photo, the book contained an “I wouldn’t have gone to Yale [University] seniors to pursue an area of interest, such as beers and discuss what happened. obituary for Jane that referred her as “An estimable without Affirmative Action,” Gates said. “My writing a book or composing a symphony, This incident put Gates into the national Colored woman.” daddy, as I told you, was working class; he worked instead of taking classes. spotlight, but before this, Gates was already well- Gates’ father said, “I never want you to forget two jobs 37 years to put my brother and me Gates becomes the first African-American known in the world of academia as an expert in this lady; this is the oldest Gates that we can trace.” through college. We wouldn’t [have] had the class to receive an Andrew W. Mellon Foundation African-American genealogy, a documentary Learning about his ancestry really got Gates background to be admitted.” Fellowship to study at Cambridge. Gates later filmmaker, author and director of the W.E.B. Du thinking. According to Gates, he would have never had earns his M.A. and Ph.D. in English literature Bois Institute for African and African-American “I wanted to know what my relationship was to the opportunities to pursue his education and from Cambridge. Research. this woman,” Gates said. work in certain fields had Affirmative Action not “Since that day, July 4, 1960, [the day Edward given minorities a chance to have a successful 1991 Due to his extensive experience in African- Gates joins Harvard’s faculty, previously American studies, Gates was invited to UMKC St. Lawrence Gates passed away] I have been future. obsessed with my family tree,” Gates said. having taught at Drake, Cornell and Yale. as this year’s keynote speaker in honor of Martin [email protected] Gates serves as Chair of African and Luther King, Jr. Day. Gates began interviewing family members on [email protected] both his mother’s and father’s sides to find his African-American Studies at Harvard, a position he continued in through 2006. 1997 TIME lists Gates as one of the “25 most influential Americans.” 2006 Gates writes and produces “African- American Lives,” the first documentary to use genealogy and genetic science to trace African-American history. 2009 Gates is arrested on charges of disorderly conduct outside his home in Cambridge, Mass. after a dispute with a police officer. President Obama accused the police of acting ‘stupidly,’ but later apologized. Photos by Mark Linville Left: Gates spoke at Swinney Recreation Center on Friday, Jan. 14 Today Above:  The Martin Luther King, Jr. event at Swinney Recreation Center was well- Gates serves as director of the W.E.B. attended Du Bois Institute for African and African- Right: Gates signed copies of his books at Swinney Recreation Center American Studies at Harvard. Gates has authored myriad books and papers. Sources: www.fas.harvard.edu U.S. News and World Report [email protected] Jan. 17, 2011 NEWS 3

As snow falls on UMKC, problems accumulate

Teresa Sheffield Staff Writer there high winds? We take all those things into make sure everything’s running consideration, whether it’s at four in the morning smoothly. The UMKC campus was buried under seven inches “They’re the ones cleaning Almost every student enjoys a snow day. or later. These [forecasts] help us determine of snow on Jan. 10 Photo by Mark Linville However, a lot goes into the decision to cancel what’s going to happen in the morning with a the streets, police and the food class, and it does have some far-reaching effects. cancellation or in the afternoon with an early service,” Simmons said. “They “We’re dealing with weather patterns,” said dismissal or a cancellation of evening classes.” get paid overtime, because the Interim Vice Chancellor of Administrative The cancellation of classes has several campus is closed and they have Services Robert Simmons. “There are a lot of consequences. to stay as situational-critical em- variables that factor in in making the decision that One of the most important is making up the ployees. UMKC cancels school we try to take into consideration.” classes that were missed. differently than others because The final decision to cancel class lies with “After cancelling classes, it basically becomes of the commuter population.” Chancellor Leo Morton, but Simmons said there the task for the faculty member to decide how “It varies a lot, and we do have are three main criteria he looks at before making a they’re going to adjust their curriculum for that 1,500 students who live on cam- recommendation to the chancellor. missed day,” Simmons said. “We don’t make up pus, so we have a pretty good One of the main factors is the condition of the days like people would have been used to in high residence population,” Simmons sidewalks, parking and streets surrounding the school, higher education doesn’t really work that said. “But because we do have campus. way. Not everyone may be affected; some classes more students who drive in from “We evaluate the conditions, and then in terms may not even be affected at all. It goes back to each other areas, we cancel more than, of that it’s been snowing overnight, we work and every faculty member. How are they going say, MU or KU, [which] have a very early to get them to safe conditions when to adjust their syllabus? There’s an effect on the higher percentage of students The rooftop terrace of the Student Union covered students arrive or staff arrive for work and classes,” students, because there may be exams that they who live on campus or near it. We cancel in snow Simmons said. may need to reschedule.” about the same or less than Metropolitan Photo courtesy Andre Paredes The administration also examines the If the campus closes in the middle of the day, Community College or Johnson County conditions of the city as a whole. Because UMKC university policy says faculty and staff must still be Community College where everyone’s a everyone happy with it. There will be a large is a commuter campus, highway and street paid for that day, which has a financial impact on commuter student there, so [we cancel] less than number of people who say we should have closed conditions around Kansas City also factor in. the university. a community college.” or stayed open. Either way you make the decision, “Students and professors come from all over “It does have a lot of effect on people, that’s Simmons said on average, UMKC closes you’re not going to make everyone happy, in part the city, so we look at what the street conditions why we’re very careful,” Simmons said. “It’s not campus two-three times a year, and while he because it’s a judgment call and there’s not a clear look like,” Simmons said. a science, I wish I could plug some numbers in a feels the administration usually makes the right formula, so you have to accept you’re going to The third factor affecting school cancellation is computer and figure it out.” decision, it’s never an easy choice. make the best decision based on everything you the forecast. Even after the campus closes, not everyone “I’d say I’m pretty comfortable with our know.” “Is there going to be continuing precipitation?” gets to go home. decisions,” Simmons said. “You just have to Simmons asked. “Have we seen the worst of it, are Almost 150 employees stay on campus to acknowledge that you’re not going to make [email protected] Real estate CEO talks to students Sam Towns Staff Writer doing well, he explained to the students, and that Students had many questions, and Pressman came from years of climbing the business ladder did his best to address each student. What does it take to get your foot in the door and achieving success. First impressions mean a heck of a lot in this in today’s turbulent economy? Ambition. Pressman has been employed by GE for more type of situation. Ron Pressman, CEO of General Electric than 30 years and has been acting as CEO of GE Some led the flow of questions and others sat (GE) Capital Real Estate, held a discussion Capital Real Estate for the past 18 years. back listening intently, taking notes. with UMKC students in the Students Union on GE operates in 35 countries and has $35 Pressman impressed the most, though, by Tuesday, Jan. 11. billion in assets. living up to the expectations of his admiring “The principle reason we (GE) came to The company launched a new business followers. UMKC was to build a good relationship with the recently to promote growth and diversify Pressman presented a down-to-earth atmo- school and support its efforts,” Pressman said. operations. sphere during the discussion. “Also, to get a chance to meet with the students, A principal reason for doing so was to reflect The meeting was indeed all about career share some experiences and see the quality of the an ever-changing economy. building. students, as they could potentially be working for Pressman is aware that the asset management For many in the room, the discussion us in the future. It’s all about career building and field market around the world represents more represented a baby step toward an ultimate goal, job opportunities for the students.” than $55 trillion in revenue, and it’s climbing by the first step into the real world and on to a career. Many of the students were present and future at least eight-10 percent each year. For more information on GE Capital Real Ron Pressman, GE Capital Real Estate CEO, entrepreneurs attending in hopes of gaining Pressman gave a brief introduction of himself Estate, visit www.gecapitalrealestate.com. discusses business with students in the some valuable information from Pressman about and a run-through of where GE Capital Real [email protected] Student Union Photo by Sam Towns how to be an effective CEO. Estate is and where he wants to take it. Pressman’s business, GE Capital Real Estate, is Afterward, he opened the floor to questions. 4 NEWS Vol. 78, Issue 17 Police Blotter Mark Linville News Editor Where’s Jan. 7 9:24 p.m. Violation of University Rules and Regulations Officers respond to reports of marijuana smell in the Oak Place Apartments. Jan. 10 Larry? 9 a.m. Injury A resident of the Oak Place Apartments Oak Place restaurant slipped on ice and broke his ankle. The sign at Oak Place Apartments is missing a familiar tenant, Larry’s Giant relocates to suburbs Subs, which relocated to Overland Park, Kan. Photo courtesy Andre Paredes Jan. 11 Animikh Ray Contributing Writer Square shop’s on 151st and US 69 Hwy, and locations, Red Mango and Larry’s. 11 a.m. Larceny making way for another great locally owned A petition was formed by students regarding A student left his laptop unattended in The sandwich joint Larry’s Giant Subs opened restaurant concept, to be announced shortly.” the Roo Bucks. Haag Hall and later found it stolen. in Oak Place July 2010. But what would cause the restaurant to The use of One Card and Roo Bucks at Larry’s But during winter break, Larry’s closed. relocate from its popular location in the Oak was never allowed. 4:30 p.m. Larceny Neither Rashad Givhan, Residential Life Place Apartments? According to Threatt, Larry’s business was A staff member at the Dental School Coordinator for Oak Place apartments, nor Elliot Threatt, the person responsible for excellent. left her coin purse and money Kristen Abel, Director of Residential life, knew bringing Larry’s to UMKC Oak, hinted as little The responses of the students were also very unattended and found it stolen. why the owners of Larry’s decided to close. information as Residential Life. encouraging. At the location, a sign from the Larry’s However, he declined to comment on why Threatt did not say why the shop closed down management has been posted. It reads: the shop is closing down. He said negotiations but said something equally good would replace Jan. 12 “The whole staff of Larry’s Giant Sub’s thanks are ongoing. Larry’s Giant Subs. 12:24 p.m. Asst. Other Agency you for the privilege of serving you over the last Earlier in the fall semester, students were [email protected] Officers assisted in serving an order of six months. We are relocating [to] the Stanley upset over the use of Roo Bucks at two Oak Place protection at the Oak Street Residence Hall. [email protected] Other News Campus fast fact: Missouri adopts new regulations on photo-enforced traffic laws Swinney Recreation Center Kasim Hardaway Asst. News Editor traffic laws (such as speed limit and red light Kasim Hardaway Asst. News Editor attributes using highly-advanced technology. laws) to determine if any additional changes Along with those services, Swinney has an Motorists in Missouri should be more would be needed. The Swinney Recreation Center (SRC) is indoor and outdoor track, basketball courts and cautious the next time they are driving on state The policy is effective immediately, but UMKC’s campus fitness center. an all-weather swimming pool, steam and sauna highways. before new cameras are installed, a study and Quick Fact: Swinney is pronounced rooms located in the aquatics center. According to The Kansas City Star, The 30-month-long public-awareness campaign [swin-ee]. There are also countless activities that go on Missouri Department of Transportation must be conducted. A quick workout can be fit into your schedule at Swinney, including the most well-known, (MoDOT) has implemented a new course of While the cameras are in operation, the no matter how busy it may be. Intramurals. action for regulating speed limits and enforcing local agencies using the cameras must provide The hours of operation for Swinney are: Students create teams for different sports and traffic signals on state highways. continuous safety and ticket citation data. Monday-Thursday: 6 a.m.-10 p.m. a tournament-style system is used. Swinney also This policy was approved on Wednesday, “Road safety camera programs save lives,” Friday: 6 a.m.-8 p.m. offers classes such as Pilates, spinning, kinesis Jan. 12. American Traffic Solutions President and Saturday: 9 a.m.-6 p.m. and yoga. It calls for an analysis presenting safety CEO James Tuton told the St. Louis Post- Sunday: Noon-6 p.m. “There is always something going on, and it’s concerns and regulates the signs that warn Dispatch. “And while there is no question this The majority of students who go to Swinney such a nice and friendly environment here at motorists of cameras. new policy will change the way cameras are can be found at the Fitness Center. Swinney,” Gregory said. Also, any tickets issued must be done so by placed in Missouri, we’re hopeful that it can be “The Fitness Center here at Swinney has All UMKC students are encouraged to come certified police officers. “The policy provides implemented without changing the program’s everything any student would need,” SRC out and get fit at their local recreation center, if better guidance on how the cameras can be effectiveness.” empolyee Shantella Gregory said. that is through working out on one’s own at the used and more oversight to make sure the Before the policy was enacted, Missouri Any UMKC student or SRC member can Fitness Center or creating a team for Intramurals. cameras are used to increase safety and prevent State highways had an informal way of access the Fitness Center. Through offering a variety of modes for injuries and death,” MoDOT Director Kevin regulating red light camera systems at the state It features treadmills, free-weights, ellipticals, exercising, Swinney captures the interest of Keith said. level and had no policy for speed cameras. pull down machines, bikes, and an assortment many the UMKC students and members it With this policy in effect, The Missouri Now that the newpolicy has been enacted, of other equipment that would make for a great serves. Highway and Transportation Commission of Missouri motorists should make sure to drive workout. For more information about Swinney Recre- MoDOT lifted a 3-month-old suspension on cautiously, regardless of the presence of an Swinney offers a variety of services including ation Center and events that are hosted within it, new photo enforcement zones. actual officer. an equipment checkout, bicycle checkout, visit www.umkc.edu/src/. During the time of suspension, MoDOT [email protected] lock and clean towel service, fitness testing and [email protected] researched how well the cameras enforced the new BodPod that measures multiple body Jan. 17, 2011 NEWS 5 brieflymentioned Kasim Hardaway Asst. News Editor For more information on the Venture Action Project (CAP) grants to 11 Universities Creation Challenge, visit www.umkc.edu/iei . and Colleges nationwide each year. 2011 Venture Creation Challenge These CAPs must aim to increase women’s ‘Got an idea? Turn your idea into a new Jo Anna Dale Gift Announcement representation in the academic fields of Science business.’ The College of Arts and Sciences Depart- and Mathematics. The Venture Creation Challenge calls ment of English and the Conservatory of Music UMKC is one of the 11 universities who student teams to create business plans that are and Dance have received a $1 million endow- received funding for its CAP, receiving a grant presented to business leaders in a forum-style ment for scholarships from Jo Anna Dale. The of $5,000. setting. endowment will be split evenly between the The UMKC’s CAP was titled “E3:Enlighten - Not only will you gain valuable experience, two academic departments. ment, Engagement, and Encouragement, a For- but you will also receive a cash prize to turn your In addition to this large endowment. Dale mula for Overcoming the Obstacles for Women plan into an actual business if you represent one also has a scholarship for Creative Writing, Pursuing Science, Technology, Engineering, Financial Corner of the winning teams. launched in 2007. and Mathematics (STEM) careers.” Each week, the Students in the Free Enterprise (SIFE) Team Last year, UMKC had more than 40 The endowment was officially declared to One member from each team will have from the Henry W. Bloch School of Management, with assistance student venture teams from various academic the colleges on Jan. 10 in Grant Hall. her way paid to present their CAP at the 2011 from a group of respected business people, will answer your disciplines and more than 70 business leaders AAUW/NASPA National Conference for financial questions. participate. UMKC chosen for Campus Action Project College Women Student Leaders in March. Five venture teams won business launching grant by The American Association of To learn more about the AAUW and CAP Cody Johnson, major undecided, wants packages that had a value of $15,000. University Women ,visit www.aauw.org/connect/cap/. to know the difference between federal This challenge is open to all UMKC students The American Association of University [email protected] and private student loans. He also wants from all academic areas of study. Women (AAUW) allots $50,000 to Campus to know the difference between subsi- dized and unsubsidized Stafford loans.

Private Loans Private loans are provided by a specific lender, like a bank, and are not federally supported. These loans usually have a higher variable rate of interest than their federal counterparts, and many require a monthly payment while in school. Also, in order to obtain most private loans, a credit check is required before the money is deposited into your bank account.

Your weekly update on the world of parking. This information comes directly from Parking Operations Federal Loans Park it! Federal loans, on the other hand, are supported Students gain 121 new parking spaces on Volker campus by the federal government and usually have low fixed Mark Linville News Editor Center and Miller Nichols Library, a total of 78 interest rates. spaces were allocated to students. These loans offer flexible repayment plans, most of If you thought parking spaces for students have In Parking Area 32 east, or Biological Sciences, which do not start until after the student has finished been a little less than sparse in the past, you may like students gained 43 parking spaces. school. this news. For more information about parking, visit www. These federal funds are provided to you through Parking Operations has converted 121 spaces umkc.edu/adminfinance/parking. your school and are not deposited into your personal bank account. located by the University Center and the Biological [email protected] Sciences Building from Faculty/Staff and Metered spots to student permit spaces. Subsidized Loan In Parking Area 40, located by the University A subsidized Stafford loan is a need-based loan with low interest, determined by your Free Application for Top left: Students gained 43 new parking spaces in Parking Area 32 East along Troost Avenue. Federal Student Aid (FAFSA). Left: Students gained 78 new parking spaces in Parking Area 40, along Rockhill Road between There is no credit check required to receive this the University Center and Miller-Nichols Library. loan. Maps courtesy Parking Operations For this specific type of loan, the federal government pays your loan interest up through six months after the student is no longer enrolled in school at least half-time. Personals Unsubsidized Loan An unsubsidized Stafford loan also has a low News Editor Copy Editor interest rate and is available to all students regardless of financial need. This loan also does not require a seeks hard working seeks someone credit check in order to receive the funds. individual. Must who doesn’t The major difference between this loan and the subsidized Stafford is that the student “be passionately spell “definitely” is responsible for paying the interest, which may be committed to d-e-f-i-a-n-t-l-y. paid while in school or accrued and added to the loans principle and repaid by the student at the time bringing up to Must love words. of repayment. the moment and Repayment for this loan also begins six months after the student is no longer enrolled in school at in-depth news.”- least half-time. Bridget Jones E-mail your questions to the Students in Free Enterprise team at [email protected]. Want to work for U-News and fall in love? Email us at [email protected] and we can begin this journey, together. 6 A&E Vol. 78, Issue 17 ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT Top ten: Senior year bucket list

The Nelson-Atkins Museum of Art Photo by Nathan Zoschke The Crown Center fountains Photo courtesy Google Images Diastole Scholar’s Center Photo by Sarah Ashlock

Jacquelyn E. Hoermann 4. Harry Truman's Home 8. Visit Hallmark Contributing Writer The United States National Park Service Hallmark cards are an American classic, has listed Harry S. Truman’s home as a Na- but did you know Hallmark is headquar- As a UMKC senior, I have until May to tional Historic Site. For 66 years, Truman, tered in Kansas City? It’s hard to believe accomplish all the things I have wanted to the only U.S. President from Missouri, re- that I still haven’t visited the Hallmark Cen- do and see the places I have wanted to visit sided at 223 N. Main Street, Independence. ter to check out exhibitions on card-making before returning to my hometown of St. While this bucket list item is not free, it is and creativity, but I will get there before Louis. still quite a steal at only $4. graduation. The company is closed this These are the top 10 things on my bucket month in preparation for its first centennial 5. KC Barbecue celebration, but will re-open on Feb. 2. list before I receive my diploma. Follow my Where does one even begin? Congress- list or make a bucket list of your own—be- man Emanuel Cleaver loves Gates Bar- fore you’re no longer a Roo. 9. Give back to Second beque, but some of the locals swear by Big Chance Thrift Store 1. Communiversity Class T’s, Obama visited Oklahoma Joe’s, and Number nine is designated to my one I have to take at least one Communiver- other presidents have visited Arthur Bry- good deed: I’m going to donate to Second sity class (free for UMKC students) before ant’s. But my friends love Fiorella’s Jack Chance Thrift Store. At Second Chance, lo- I graduate. Stack Barbeque. At least I know I can’t go cated at 77th Street and Wornall Road, I’ve Each semester, I pick up one of these wrong with so many legendary options. found costumes for '80s-themed parties, brightly-colored magazines and thumb 6. Tour Glore Psychiatric ugly Christmas sweaters and on a few occa- through it, reading about the unconven- sions, I’ve even found clothing and jewelry I tional classes titled Aerial Yoga, I Want to Be Museum with UMKC's love. If you’re also leaving KC in the spring On the Radio! and Beer Appreciation 101. Psychology Club or if you just want to get rid of some extra A catelog of Communiversity classes 2. Boulevard Brewery Tour It didn’t happen in the fall, but Psi Chi baggage, give it to Second Chance instead Once again, my favorite word is the f- promises me that they will be hosting a trip of tossing it. word: free. It doesn’t cost a thing to tour the to the Glore Psychiatric Museum. brewery as long as you reserve your spot in Formerly known as the State Lunatic 10. Diastole--UMKC's Secret advance. Asylum No. 2, the hospital-turned-museum Treasure This historic Kansas City brewery is a is located in St. Joseph, Mo. and contains By definition, the word diastole is the must-see for any UMKC senior who is 21 or a disturbing- yet-impressive, collection of brief period of time that lapses between older, not to mention there are free samples medical tools used to treat patients with heartbeats. at the end. Boulevard Brewing Co. is lo- mental illnesses. Diastole Scholars’ Center, donated by Dr. cated at 2501 Southwest Blvd., and is open 7. The Nelson's Front Lawn E. Grey Dimond in 1983, is a large, '70s- to the public Wednesday through Sunday. When finals week rolls around, I’m go- style home tucked away in the Hospital Visit www.boulevard.com to schedule a tour. ing to spend at least one warm afternoon Hill campus that features a variety of stun- stretched out on the front lawn of the Nel- ning furnishings collected by Dr. Dimond 3. Run through the son-Atkins Museum of Art. and his wife during their travels around the fountains at Crown Center The Nelson is within walking distance world. Crown Center Square has a large outdoor of campus, and general admission is free. Diastole is a must-see for every UMKC fountain that many local kids run through Arguably one of the top art museums in student, but it is not open to the public. to cool off during hot summer months, but the country, the Nelson boasts a number However, you can see Diastole by attending my intention is a little different. of pieces by notable artists, including Rem- one of the many scholarly events that Dias- Instead, I’m going to run from one end of brandt, Monet, Pablo Picasso, Joan Miró, El tole hosts. the fountain to the other when the spouts Greco, Andy Warhol, Richard Estes, Claes One opportunity to see Diastole is by at- are low and try to make it to the other side Oldenburg, Thomas Hart Benton and many tending the Undergraduate English Coun- before the water spouts shoot up over the others. cil’s Annual Literature for Life Week Sym- top of my head. These fountains certainly posium on Saturday, April 16. Boulevard Brewing Company What’s more, the weekend brunch selec- Photo courtesy Google Images deserve a proper goodbye from me. tion is fabulous and reasonably-priced. [email protected] Jan. 17, 2011 A&E 7 Film ShowcaseShines at Tivoli Sam Towns Staff Writer Grunewald and directed by Blake Houston, is a silent film The Jan. 12 Communications stu- about a faltering relationship. dent film showcase at the Tivoli Cin- • “Eyes,” directed by Tim emas was a smashing success. Zook, takes a disturbing look The event featured students’ best into a day in the life of a man works from 2010. whose fantasies get the best of Each entry brought something him. unique to the table. Some were fun- • “51st and Baltimore,” direct- ny, others serious, informative and ed by Philip Collins, Zachary thought-provoking. Herrmann and Andrew Lewis, Here’s a list of the films shown: explains how one small deci- • “Urban Soil,” by Philip Collins, is a sion can inextricably influence documentary about urban farmers and large chunks of our lives. their struggles. • “The Adventures of Curtis • “What To Do When Deer Take Moot and Cass County,” ani- Over,” by Zach Salva, presents alarm- mated by Ashley Muffit, is in ing insight into deer overpopulation the style of the popular cartoon and how it affects humans. “Squidbillies” and portrays the • “An Eventful Day,” by Dearra Joh- duo getting into shenanigans. son, is a stop motion animation. • “Home,” by Dearra Johnson, • “Every Sick Record,” directed by chronicles one student’s diffi- Jeffrey Harvey, garnered quite a few culty dealing with the UMKC laughs from the audience as it por- Financial Aid department. trayed strange people obsessed with 45 • “SK,” by Melissa Hughes, is RPM records. a documentary about Ameri- Participants in the showcase Photo by Sam Towns • “NaNoWriMo,” by Firooz Basri, can college graduates teaching Kara Espy, Denita Jones, Michael Pic- English to children in South superimposed message reading “Wake stand. The razor-sharp detail coupled with cinini and Lauren Snedden, is a docu- Korea. Up People.” • “Pest Control” is a short but clever the well-crafted stories really shined in mentary about the phenomenon of • “When You’re Gone,” by Kayla • “Return” by Dale Morgan and Saw- animation of one man’s desire for peace the theatre. NaNoWriMo, a month-long novel Jackson, is an adorable stop motion yer McPeek, takes a somber look at a in a world inhabited by pests. Special thanks to the Tivoli for their writing expedition. animation about what happens to the man’s lost relationship and the death • “Busboy,” written and directed by continued affiliation with UMKC’s • “Jaberwock,” by Kerith Parashak, is contents of a woman’s purse while she’s of his lover, which continues to haunt Kevin Bryce, stars Ben Jones as Guy, an film department. an animation based off Lewis Carroll’s away. him. average man with comedian Terrence Grab yourself a bucket of popcorn, poem “Jabberwocky.” • “Normal,” by Derrick Idleberg Jr. • “See You Again,” directed by Alan Berger as Bruno, a kindly hobo. douse it in a double pumping of butter- • “Autumn,” and Kayla Jackson, is a dystopian Handley with the assistance of Sean Many of the films at the showcase flavored topping and meet me at the produced look at what the world has Church as cinematographer, is a series were shot in full HD, making viewing theater. come to, ending with a by Kara of flashbacks spurred by a one-night an even more satisfying experience. 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Rocky Horror plays to sold-out crowd

Sam Towns Staff Writer the assistance of assorted props and help from au- bers in the audience yelled out, “those are some was dedicated to Jason Krivjansky, who died at dience members. It was two shows for the price of well-hung speakers!” the age of 35. He was a long-time RHPS fan and a It’s a time-honored tradition. It’s a night one and twice as much steamy, raunchy sexiness. Before the show began, the crew separated the thespian himself. of pure lunacy. It’s scantily-clad men brandishing During the infamous “Time Warp” scene, audience into those who had seen the film from In lieu of mourning the loss of him, the staff in- women’s clothing. It’s The Rocky Horror Picture moviegoers rose from their seats and chanted the those who hadn’t. The consequence for never stead suggested to be extra slutty. He would have Show (RHPS)! lyrics along with Dr. Frank-N-Furter and his Tran- before having witnessed the genius that is RHPS preferred it to be that way. First debuting in 1975, the film was released to sylvanian transvestite friends. was getting a giant ‘V’ for virgin painted in lipstick There was a kind of magic to RHPS that night. an unsuspecting public. It flopped. Theater seats At times the crowd shouted absurd questions on your forehead. The “virgins” were then called to A sense of community developed in the small the- were constantly empty. to the characters in the movie. The answers that the front of the theatre and asked to fake their best atre. People were shouting, participating and en- On a whim, theaters started screening it at followed were in orgasm and sent joying themselves. Afterward, many stuck around midnight, hoping to appeal to a different kind of the form of dia- back to their seats in the lobby and chatted well into the night. crowd. It worked. logue from those Twice as much steamy, raunchy with their red It’s relieving to know the Screenland Theatre Word of mouth reached far and wide, and characters. For ex- faces and tails be- is out there, continuing to subject the world to RHPS was reborn. Its cult following continues to ample, someone sexiness. tween their legs. the lunacy of RHPS. With their help, generations thrive to this day. in the audience Other shenani- to come will continue to follow this cult classic’s The Screenland Theatre, at 1656 Washington yelled out “what’s white and sells hamburgers?” gans took place, too, including the popping of an hilariously absurd plot and the even more absurd St. in the Crossroads Art District, put on a combi- Then a character“ said, in response, “Didn’t we pass inflated condom between two complete strang- characters within it. nation screening and live play of the classic musi- a castle back down the road a few miles?” ers, without either of them using their hands. [email protected] cal for a sold-out crowd on Saturday, Jan. 15. One of the best audience participation gags, Needless to say, it involved” vigorous pelvic thrust- Actors from the troupe, Fishnets and Floor- though, was the scene wherein two porcelain ing. shows, appeared in full costume. nude male statues have speakers draped in place However, a more serious note preceded the They pantomimed each scene in the film with around their necks. When this scene came, mem- night’s debauchery. The performance that night 8 A&E Vol. 78, Issue 17 Step show brings life to UMKC Sarah Ashlock A&E Editor Missouri State University, Omega Psi Phi Delta Sigma Theta were the last Greeks to Omicron Sigma Chapter from St. Louis, and perform. In brightly colored tutus, they suc- I’ve never witnessed such creativity and Delta Sigma Theta from St. Louis. ceeded in telling a story through their perfor- community as I did Saturday, Jan. 15. When Along with stepping, Top Flite, a hip hop mance. The crowd particularly enjoyed when I walked into Swinney Recreation Center, I dance group, and Books Not B.A.A.R.S., a one of the members humorously stated, “Real was overcome by the blasting music and the mentor program, performed. talk. All Day. On my momma.” crowd dancing to the beat. Alpha Phi Alpha set the bar high with their Not only did the performers put all of their It was packed and everyone was excited take on “Mission Impossible.” In black shirts, hearts into the show, the crowd did, too. Be- for the TAKEOVER Step Show presented vests, pants, and black bowtie, they were fasci- fore the show and during intermissions, the by The African American Student Union nating to watch. The audience especially liked Greeks and non-Greeks had synchronized (TAASU) and The Lambda Epsilon City- how one of the members shouted the viral movements and traveled in and out of the Wide Chapter of Delta Sigma Theta Sorority, “hide your kids, hide your wife.” crowd. Incorporated. Zeta Phi Beta entered the floor to Be- For the first time as a college student, I felt The show started after a well-crafted -pre yonce’s “Sweet Dreams.” In white T-shirts and like this is what college is about. This is a college sentation of previous step performances jeans, they added something a little different experience. People uniting through the dedica- displayed on a huge screen. They also played by including a singing member. Everyone ap- tion and passion of an art form was awe-inspir- a short film set to Michael Jackson’s “They plauded at the end when they gracefully did ing. They don’t simply move in a coordinated Don’t Really Care About Us” honoring Mar- the splits. manner; they utilize acting abilities, coordina- tin Luther King, Jr., as it was his birthday. Top Flite, the hip hop dance group, was a tion and a sense of humor. The F.L. Schlagle High School Marching particular treat. With nods to both Kansas The crowd also interacted heavily with the Band then marched through the crowd and City and St. Louis in their song choices, the performers, constantly yelling “get it” and “al- onto the stage. Wearing blue and yellow track- group kept the liveliness up. right.” The performers had overwhelming sup- suits and putting enthusiastically performing, After the intermission, Phi Beta Sigma in- port from their peers and family. they started the night off right. corporated James Bond with their bulletproof The TAKEOVER Step Show brought Between performances, the host, Hot 103 vests. As with so many of the other perform- the entertainment and the a sense of pride Jamz’s Sean Tyler, helped set the atmosphere ers, they too used comedic relief by breaking amongst Greek students. It truly is a celebra- in his velvet blazer. He was amusing and char- out a portion of Taylor Swift’s “You Belong tion of life through art, and I hope to see more ismatic, keeping the mood fun and energized. with Me.” of it at UMKC. The participants in the 2011 Greek Step Omega Psi Phi kept the audience enter- [email protected] Show were Alpha Phi Alpha, Kappa Tau tained with their mix of acting and talented Chapter from Kansas State, Zeta Phi Beta movements. One of the group’s members Sorority, Beta Psi Zeta Sorority, Tau Alpha sang “Down by the River.” I think I am with Chapters from University of Nebraska, Phi everyone in attendance when I say that I Delta Sigma Theta Photo by Sarah Ashlock Beta Sigma, Xi Iota Chapter from Southeast could have listened to him sing all night long.

Date night: January

Jacquelyn E. Hoermann Contributing Writer lengthen your date by having an outdoor picnic. The owners of Shatto have a designated picnic area open to visitors when weather permits. Does the dating scene in Kansas City ever feel like a perpetual series of • Change of Plans for the Chinese New Year rerun sitcoms that never end well? Perhaps our tired, worn-out dating scene Plan a typical date at a coffee shop or cheap restaurant. When you has become a snoozefest because we don’t know what lies beyond dinner at meet up with your date, suggest a last minute change of plans. As Winstead’s and a movie afterward: Kansas City singles, and even Facebook- long as your date is on board, throwing out your stale plans on a whim official lovebirds, could use a dating facelift from time-to-time. Here are a equates with excitement. couple quirky dating ideas for January. A date he or she will never see coming could be going to an event • Destination Day Trip to Shatto Milk Company at the Nelson-Atkins Art Museum this January. From 5 to 9 p.m. on Try the middle of the day on Saturday for a change. Take a day trip out to Friday, Jan. 28, the Nelson will be hosting a free celebration for the Osborn, Mo. to visit Shatto Milk Company. Chinese New Year. Family-owned and operated, Shatto Milk offers $5 tours of their farm. This year is the year of the Rabbit, and the Nelson’s celebration The trip up to Shatto Farms will give you and your date some time to get will include music, artists, dancers, tea-tasting and even yo-yo skills to know one another before you embark on your adventure. Once you arrive demonstrations. Learn something new about Chinese culture or at Shatto, the tour will cover everything from the making of milk and cheese impress your date with how much you already know. Walking around to the raising of milking cows. the Nelson’s exhibits and demonstrations will allow you as much or as Some lucky tours will even have an opportunity to feed the Shatto calves. little talking time as you see fit. At the end of your tour, you’ll have the opportunity to sample Shatto’s dairy You can end the night at the Nelson’s Museum Café where Bo-Ling’s products, which include traditional products such as white and chocolate Restaurant will be selling Chinese food. milk, but also less conventional products, such as orange cream milk and [email protected] squeaky cheese. If you want to prolong your date, you can stop by the Shatto store and What you may come across on a Shatto Milk grab some ice cream to nosh on. During the warmer months, you can also Tour Photo courtesy Google Imges Jan. 17, 2011 A&E 9

Recipe: One pot parmesan pasta

Diane Balagna Staff Writer

This one pot dish can be made in fewer than 20 minutes with minimal cleanup, and costs about $8. Adjust the parmesan to your taste. This serves four. You can also double the recipe; it makes good leftovers. •One pound ground Italian sausage, or one pound ground meat with Italian seasoning •¼o t ½ cup grated parmesan cheese •½ 2 box ( ½ cups dry) shell pasta (you can substitute penne or rotini) •½ bag frozen broccoli florets •Salt and pepper to taste In a large pot, cook the Italian sausage until browned, drain and set aside in a separate dish. In the same pot, bring four cups water to a boil and cook the pasta according to the package directions. Did you know that the starch in the pasta reduces the boiling point? After adding the pasta to the boiling water, reduce heat to medium-high to keep your pot from boiling over. During the last five minutes of cooking, add the frozen broccoli to the pasta and water and return to a boil. When the broccoli is easily pierced with a fork, drain the pasta and broccoli together. Put the pasta, broccoli and meat back in the same pot and reduce heat to low. Stir in parmesan cheese, and season with salt and pepper. Feel free to substitute your favorite cheese: Romano, Asiago, and Fontina would all do well in this recipe. For a hearty meal, serve with toasted bread and a salad with a warm fruit dessert. Enjoy! [email protected]

One pot parmesan pasta using egg noodles in place of Photo courtesy Google Images shell noodles with broccoli florets and garnished with cracked black pepper 10 A&E Vol. 78, Issue 17 Honoring Martin Luther King, Jr. Sarah Ashlock A&E Editor hustle and the schemes / I put together pieces of a Dream / I still have one / I In November 1983, President Ronald got a Dream / We gonna work it out, Reagan signed a bill commemorating out, out.” the third Monday of the month of • Read Taylor Branch’s “King Era” tril- January as Martin Luther King, Jr. Day. ogy. It took Branch 24 years to complete On Jan. 20 1986, the first Martin the trilogy, which includes “Parting the Luther King, Jr. Day was observed. Waters,” “Pillar of Water” and “At Ca- It took 14 years, however, for all 50 naan’s Edge.” Read excerpts from the states to officially recognize the holiday. books at www.taylorbranch.com. Many of us learned about this day in • Watch President Obama give his elementary school, but how often do 2008 speech to Martin Luther King, Jr.’s we celebrate it? Here are five ways to church on YouTube: http://www.you- celebrate the life and legacy of Martin tube.com/watch?v=Kf0x_TpDris. Luther King, Jr. • Watch artist Jordan Tarrant create a • Listen to “I Have a Dream” by Com- speed portrait of Martin Luther King Jr.: mon featuring Will.i.am. Common’s http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m- skills are remarkable and unforgettable TAQh41pdg. on this track. Between verses, the song • Last, but not least, re-watch Mar- is interwoven with Martin Luther King tin Luther King Jr.’s “I Have a Dream” Jr.’s “I Have a Dream” speech. Com- speech to remind you of how much mon’s verses juxtaposed with excerpts progress America has achieved and what of the speech provide inspiration: “Hold is still left to accomplish: http://www. the same fight that made Martin Luther youtube.com/watch?v=PbUtL_0vAJk. the King / I ain't usin' it for the right [email protected] thing / In between lean and the fiends, Martin Luther King, Jr. gives his famous “I Have a Dream” speech at the Lincoln Photo courtesy Google Images Memorial Aug. 18, 1963

Weird news:

Sarah Ashlock A&E Editor Friends don’t let friends drunk dial the police Pants are overrated If you glance at the news, people do terrible Remember when Nickelodeon’s cartoon things, natural disasters strike, and all in all, it’s character “Doug” transformed into Quailman pretty depressing. and wore his underwear over his pants? He was Jon Finch won’t make you believe in the modest compared to the rest of the cartoons human race again. But he will at least make you who would rather be pants-less. feel smart. Yogi Bear simply wears a collar and tie, According to MSNBC, the 44-year-old Donald Duck wears only a dashing long- broke into a rear window of a Delaware home sleeved shirt with a bow-tie, the “Teenage for the second time. Mutant Ninja Turtles” wear colored masks that Finch opted to have a party of one for a match their knee/elbow bands and other gear couple of days and consume three bottles of and, of course, Tommy Pickles from “Rugrats” gin and two bottles of whiskey alone (maybe always felt the most comfy in a diaper for years. he watched too much “Jersey Shore”). Were these fictional characters on to The homeowner had changed the locks something? following Finch’s first break-in, which required According to www.improveverywhere.com, a new key on the inside of the door to get out. on Jan. 10, The 10th Annual No Pants Subway I suppose since all of the liquor was gone, Ride hit New York City and 50 other cities Finch had to get out. Apparently the window around the world. The event is a flash mob of seemed too challenging of an escape option; so sorts, where guys and gals strip down to their Finch did what any respectable drunk burglar skivvies and go about their daily routine in does...he called 9-1-1. He was immediately subways. arrested for both break-ins. Approximately 3,500 people participated in [email protected] 32 degree weather with 47 MPH winds. Improv Everywhere’s website describes itself as a movement that “causes scenes of chaos and joy in public places.” Sign me up! Jan. 17, 2011 A&E 11 “The Green Hornet”: Martin Luther King, Jr. Comedy and crime-fighting prevail Bradley Krzysztow Sports Editor Because of his mechanical skills, the action scenes are jam-packed with bullets flying from “The Green Hornet” is a funny, entertaining car door guns, knife-wielding tires and police cars action-comedy starring Seth Rogen as Britt Reid, crashing all over the place. aka The Green Hornet, and Jay Chou as Kato, his Rogen and Chou get into many altercations assistant. with the criminals of the city. Due to their fancy Reid is a spoiled playboy who only cares about gadgets and Chou’s time-slowing vision, they parties, girls and a great cup of coffee. always come out victorious. But he is forced to grow up quickly when The comedic banter between the two is his father passes away and leaves his newspaper impressive from beginning to end, and the best empire to him. part of the movie is the fight that takes them As crime becomes rampant, Reid decides to throughout Rogen’s mansion and into the pool. become a do-gooder for the city. Cameron Diaz and Christopher Waltz, who He enlists the help of Kato, his father’s appeared in “Inglourious Basterds,” co-star. Seth Rogen as The Green Hornet stopping crime on the Photo courtesy Google Images mechanic and coffeemaker, and the two become Diaz’s character is a little hard to believe, streets of L.A. a vigilante duo. because she plays Rogen’s secretary, who is a 36- “The Green Hornet” is a quality film. If you year old “temp,” who knows the ins and outs of the “The Green Hornet” follows the same general the upgraded ticket. are worried about Seth Rogen’s comedic antics criminal mind and studied journalism. story line as the old radio and TV show, with a few Overall, “The Green Hornet” is a highly getting in the way of the movie, don’t be. Also, don’t be late to the movie, or you’ll miss slight variations. Granted, there was no comedy entertaining movie and is definitely worth your His talents are the film’s greatest highlight, and James Franco’s hilarious cameo in the beginning. in the previous series, but as I mentioned, Rogen’s while. although imagining Rogen as a masked hero is a “The Green Hornet” gives us plenty of action, comedic talents steal the show. A- little hard to believe, he pulls the role off just fine. without becoming too far-fetched. Chou’s accent Although you may assume the action is hard to understand sometimes, but he still scenes in the movie would make the 3-D effect Chou’s character is a jack-of-all-trades, who [email protected] makes bullet-proof cars, gas guns, ejection seats, was able to respond to Rogen’s comedic skills an impressive addition, the 3-D aspect was and the world’s best cup of coffee. perfectly. absolutely pointless. Don’t waste your money on Save the date Sarah Ashlock A&E Editor art installation examines how humans have adapted to technology select from multiple course prix-fixe menus. Lunch costs $15 and through living and working with robots and robotic objects. To dinner costs $30. Ten percent of the cost of each meal during Res- RSVP to the opening reception, contact [email protected] or 816-235- taurant Week goes to Harvesters. Last year, $55,000 was donated to Monday, Jan. 17 1531; otherwise you can visit the art installation through May 6. Harvesters through this event. To see participating restaurants visit • Martin Luther King, Jr. Day: University closed. See suggestions • An Evening with Rudy Currence at the Student Union Theater: kansascityrestaurantweek.com. in A&E section for ways to celebrate the life and legacy of Martin 7-9 p.m. The Activity and Program Council presents a performance • APCinema: Social network at the Union Theater: 7-10 p.m. The Luther King Jr. by the R&B Artist Rudy Currence and poetry spoken by UMKC activity and Program Council will be screening “The Social Net- • Eat for Life Registration: The Healthy for Life UM Wellness alumni and current students. No ticket is required. work.” Program is offering a 10-week program via Blackboard. The topics covered include meditations, yoga, lifestyle changes, principles of Thursday, Jan. 20 Saturday, Jan. 22 healthy eating habits and group support. The program costs $50 but • “The Big Magazines: Getting Your Foot in the Door!” in Katz • Versus IV: An MC Battle at the recordBar: 9 p.m. Created by four $25 is refunded at the end upon full discussion board participation. 101: 4-5:30 p.m. UMKC is hosting an event for faculty, grad stu- veterans of the hip-hop community, this annual event is in its fourth • “Landscape Photographs, 2007-2001” photography exhibition dents, and undergrads to learn about the world of big magazines. year and is a 16-seed emcee/6-seed producer battle. The winning by artist Patrick Lakey at Department of Art and Art History Gal- Christie Hodgen, essayist/novelist and Gemma Seif, Books Edi- emcee will receive $600, and the winning producer will win $200. lery of Art. The Gallery of Art is located in Room 203 of the Fine tor of Harper’s Magazine will be discussing the ins-and-outs of the Admission for those 18+ is $12 and $10 for those 21+. If you are an Arts Building and open from 1-5 p.m. Tuesday and Wednesday and publishing world. UMKC Philosophy Chair and novelist Clancy emcee and would like to battle, the cost to enter the competition is 1-7 p.m. Thursday and Friday. The exhibition will be up until Feb. Martin will be moderating the event. No ticket is required, and best $10. There’s a pre-show presented by the Riot Room featuring live 19. of all, it’s free and open to the public! performances as well. Visit http://holdmyticket.com/event/18987 • “Zeitgeist: Moving Forward” one-time premiere at Tivoli Cin- for more information. Tuesday, Jan. 18 emas: 6 p.m. The Zeitgeist Movement began with “Zeitgeist: The • Organization Funding Workshop at Student Union Room 302: Movie,” an internet documentary in 2007 that obtained approxi- Sunday, Jan. 23 • "We Have a Dream: The Kansas City School System" in Haag 12-1 p.m. Contact 816- 235-1407 for more information. mately 100 million views within its first year. “Zeitgeist: Moving Hall, Room 301: 1-3 p.m. The Community of Reason is hosting Forward” is the third installment and presents a case for a needed Wednesday, Jan. 19 a discussion with the Kansas City School Board President, Airick transition out of the current socioeconomic monetary paradigm • TAASU Freedom Breakfast at Pierson Auditorium: 7:30-9 a.m. Leonard West. Tickets are required. Contact Keichanda Dees-Burnett at 816-235- which governs society. Tickets are $7 and available at zeitgeistmis- 5628. souri.com. [email protected] • Opening reception for “Robots in Social Landscape” art instal- Friday, Jan. 21 lation on the 2nd floor at Miller Nichols Library: 4-6 p.m. Assistant • 2011 Kansas City Restaurant Week: Jan. 21-30. This annual event professor in the School of Medicine and chief of staff to the UMKC allows Kansas Citians to experience all sorts of delicious meals. You Chancellor, Margaret Brommelsiek debuts her creative work. The 12 SPORTS Vol. 78, Issue 17 Track and field update Roos compete at Mizzou Elijah Ringler Contributing Writer The women faired well in middle-distance events. The women’s 1,000 meters was almost as successful as the Alex Pena-Lopez competes in the men’s 1,000 meter, finishing 2:36:33 The UMKC track and field team competed in the men’s two runners finished in the top five. Junior Aubrey Missouri Invitational Jan. 7 at the Hearnes Center in Frederking and freshman Taylor Spencer finished fourth Columbia, Mo. Senior Alex Pena-Lopez finished the meet and fifth, respectively. Junior Sakia Taylor finished fourth in with the Roos best result by winning the men’s 1,000 meter. the 600-yard run. The Roos dominated the men’s 1,000 meter with In sprinting action, freshman Hartzell Gray finished as freshman Chris Cornell finishing third, sophomore Daniel the runner-up in the men’s 200 with a time of 23.01, and Mann taking fourth and freshman Luke Abouhalkah sophomore Shakira Thomas placed fifth in the women’s 60 rounding out the top five. Pena-Lopez’s finish 2:36.33 was a meters with a time of 7.87. personal-best, and he garnered a Summit League Athlete of In total, UMKC had 13 top-five finishers and 15 personal the Week award to show for it. records. “Alex is just starting to realize his potential,” Head Coach Coach McField discussed how intensely her athletes train Shameika McField said. “He’s a senior now; he’s just doing to reach these goals with the focus on making nationals. what he is supposed to do.” “These guys work so hard,” McField said. “They are in the Junior Denise Banda won the women’s Summit League weight room at least three times a week, and they don’t get a Athlete of the Week Award for her showing in Columbia. chance to rest.” Banda placed third in the women’s weight throw with a She mentioned, however, that they didn’t return from distance of 52-5.25 feet (15.98 meters), the third best mark winter break in ideal condition. in school history. “I think they could have come back in better shape,” “I have a lot of hope for the field side of the team,” McField McField said. “I tell them, ‘it takes 100 days to get in shape said. “And Denise is one reason why.” but only three to get out-of-shape.’” The men’s mile also featured two Roos in the top five, The Roos competed in the Holiday Inn Invitational in From left to right: D’Arby Parks, Alex Pena-Lopez with junior Brandon Leibold finishing fourth with a time Lincoln, Neb. on Jan. 14-15 and the Kansas State University Photos courtesy UMKC athletics of 4:29.20 and junior Brett Guemmer finishing fifth with a Invitational in Manhattan, Kan. on Jan. 15. personal-best time of 4:36.85. [email protected] Results from the Jan. 14-15 Results from the Jan. 15 Kansas State University Invitational Holiday Inn Invitational Women’s 60- Women’s Long 14th Forika McDou- Men’s Triple Jump Women’s Men’s Meter Dash Jump gald 1st Zach Sebo 60-Meter Dash 1,000-Meter Run 15th Darby Parks 5th Danielle Olive 13th Katherin Wil- Men’s Shot Put 5th Shakira Thomas 18th Dan Mann 8th Sakia Taylor liams 16th Samuel Suillivan 12th Jazmine Cooper 23rd Luke 2nd Ramon Nelson 14th Jordan Bain 17th Kristen Hepburn Aboulhalkah Women’s 300- (Set school record) Women’s 15th Kelsey Koffman 21st Matias Bichara 26th Chris Cornell Meter Dash 7th Kris Leverette 200-Meter Dash 4th Danielle Olive Women’s Triple Men’s 300-Meter 10th Max Carroll 12th Chelsea Men’s 7th Autumn Scott Jump Dash Richardson 3,000-Meter Run 8th Kristen Hepburn Men’s Weight 8th Jordan Bain 4th Katherin Williams Throw Women’s 5th Cosmas Ayebei 10th Laneisha 9th Hartzell Gray 9th Brandon Leibolkd Women’s Shot Put 4th Ramon Nelson 1,000-Meter Run Douglas 13th Samuel Suillivan 2nd Susan Bruegge- 5th Kris Leverette 4th Aubrey 17th Forika McDou- Men’s man Frederking 5,000-Meter Run Women’s 600- gald Dual Meet Scores Yard Run 3rd Roxanne Koke 6th Brett Guemmer 20th Kevin Venerable Women’s High 4th Sakia Taylor 5th Kimoya Hariott Women Jump Seeded Men’s Distance 9th Autumn Scott 6th Denise Banda Men’s 600-Yard KSU 88-34 UMKC 7th Kim Nagy Medley UMKC 62-51 10th Kelsey Koffman Run 2nd Team of: Zach Women’s Weight Oklahoma State Women’s High 9th Darby Parks Mathias, Chris Women’s 1-Mile Throw UMKC 58-55 Jump Unseeded Run 6th Denise Banda Men’s 1-Mile Run Cornell, Alex Lopez, University of Tulsa 8th Chelsea Jordan 11th Sara Meiners 7th Susan 20th Alloch Burton Cosmas Ayebei (Set 13th Alicia Anderson Brueggeman 22nd Dirk Hudson Men Women’s Triple school record) 18th Erica Freiert 24th Hossam Hassan KSU 94-31 UMKC Jump Seeded 10th Kimoya Hariott 8th Chelsea [email protected] 20th Meg Doss UMKC 56-36 Oklahoma 13th Roxanne Koke Men’s 60-Meter Richardson Women’s High Men’s 60-Meter Hurdles State Jump Dash 3rd Kristen Hepburn University of Tulsa 56- Men’s 800-Meter 48 UMKC Run 4th Emily Lucas 8th Hartzell Gray Men’s Long Jump [email protected] 9th Alex Lopez 9th Kevin Venerable 6th Zach Sebo Jan. 17, 2011 SPORTS 13

BK in P.J.’s

Dealing Sports Shorts with disappointment Tamba Hali led the AFC with 14.5 sacks, only one sack behind DeMarcus Bradley Krzysztow Sports Editor Ware, the NFL leader. With Berry, Moeaki, Javier Arenas and Dexter McCluster, this years’ rookies were great contributors to the team. Women’s Basketball Thomas Jones and Mike Vrabel were great leaders for the team. Jan. 8 They contributed their veteran The Lady Roos beat the Southern Utah Thunderbirds 73-66. knowledge through the entire year, and Jan. 15 the younger players absorbed it all. The The Lady Roos lost to the Oral Roberts Golden Eagles 90-79. Chiefs are going to benefit from their insights for years to come. These players, plus many more, gives Men’s Basketball us a lot of hope for next year. This year’s playoff slaughter still stings a bit, but it Jan. 8 eases the pain to think toward next year. The Roos beat the Southern Utah Thunderbirds 82-76. Now everyone on the team has played Jan. 13 a successful season together, they can The Roos beat the Centenary Cyclones 71-67. build on that and continue in 2011. Some might say this season was Jan. 15 a fluke. Some might say they had an The Roos lost to the Oral Roberts Golden Eagles 69-63 in overtime. easy schedule, and didn’t have to play a [email protected] Bradley Krzysztow talented team till they met the Ravens Sports Editor in the playoffs. Others still might say they won’t win a playoff game with Matt On Jan. 9, The Kansas City Chiefs Cassel under center (count me in with lost their AFC wild-card game against this last group). the Baltimore Ravens 30-7. But I think this group of players will Well, saying they lost is being nice. continue to succeed on the field. Scott Honestly, they were slaughtered. Pioli and Todd Haley have groomed The Ravens completely dominated their roster to include as many “model them the entire game. They controlled citizens” as possible. They won’t sign the ball for more than 40 minutes of the players with histories as home-wreckers, game. drug users or wife beaters. They look Events schedule Todd Heap caught 10 receptions for past their physical feats on the field, and 108 yards. The Raven’s defense, led by look at their personalities and the way Bradley Krzyszstow Sports Editor Ray Lewis, held Matt Cassel to only 70 they carry themselves off the field. yards, and he threw three interceptions. The bottom line is, have faith. It could Women’s Basketball Cassel proved he is like origami; he be worse. Jan. 17 Away: Centenary Shreveport, La. 7 p.m. folds under pressure. We could have a team that is only Jan. 22 Home: Western Illinois Kansas City, Mo. 4 p.m. Kansas City’s leading receiver was talented enough to win a few games, tight end Tony Moeaki, who had one or we could have not even made the catch for 22 yards. playoffs. Men’s Basketball Enough of this depressing talk. The Yes, the Chiefs haven’t won a playoff Jan. 20 Home: IUPUI Kansas City, Mo. 7:05 p.m. Chiefs had a great season. They finally game in 17 years, and that is just plain Jan. 22 Home: Western Illinois Kansas City, Mo. 7:05 p.m. instilled a sense of hope after years of ridiculous. But this is the one of the bogging us down with disappointing most talented Chiefs teams of the past seasons. decade. Track This kind of success was envisioned, With our core group of young players, Jan. 21-22 Away: ISU All-Comers Ames, Iowa All Day yes, but not for at least another year. the Chiefs should be putting smiles on The young stars of the team our faces, week in and week out, for Women’s Tennis captivated us, week in and week out, years to come. Jan. 22 Away: Southwest Missouri State Columbia, Mo. TBA with their stellar performances. And who knows, they might even Jamaal Charles came into the season throw in a playoff win here and there. Jan. 23 Away: Missouri Columbia, Mo. 10 a.m. with some pretty high expectations, and [email protected] he by far exceeded them. Eric Berry, our first round draft pick this year, played phenomenal defense for a rookie. 14 FORUM Vol. 78, Issue 17 Disclaimer U-News is the official newspaper of UMKC, however, we remain an independent student newspaper. The views of individual writers do not represent the publication or university as a whole. All university students are given an opportunity to join and participate in U-News. Winter Blues: I hate this time of year Bradley Krzysztow Sports Editor Not to mention the irritation that comes with of paper that will just hang on a wall someday?” the traffic resulting from the icy and snowy roads. As much as I dislike school, I do realize how Alrighty boys and girls, another semester is I hate bundling up. beneficial a college degree is. upon us. The cold weather is here, and classes are Leading up to winter, I wear my khaki cargo The statistics are out there, and they show that back in full swing. shorts for as long as I can before I am forced to someone with a college degree will make more The college rat race has begun again, and I am switch to jeans. And I switch back to shorts as soon money throughout their life than someone who smack-dab in the middle of it. as the weather permits. doesn’t have a college degree. And you know what? I hate this time of year. My wife and I have to worry about making sure So I keep that in the back of my mind as I try my You heard me, I hate this time of year. our 3-month-old son, Ethan, is warm enough. And hardest to stay awake in class. These random winter forces combine to irritate we have to clean our floors more often because of Despite all these reasons I hate this time of year, me, hinder me and mildly inconvenience me. Kind all the stuff we track in. there are a few good things I like during this time of like a sick and twisted Captain Planet. Then, of course, there are the bills associated span. Let’s start with the weather. I would much rather with wintertime. I am a home-owner and my gas I asked my dream girl to be my girlfriend on Jan. go through 120-degree heat than 5-degree cold. bill gets atrociously high in the winter. 3 years ago, and now we’ve been married almost In fact, I did go through that kind of heat and I Especially with it getting down to 2 degrees last four years. do prefer it to its freezing alternative. week, I think my gas company should be sending Super Bowl Sunday is one of my favorite days of Neither my wife’s car nor mine runs very well in me cookies or flowers or something, because they the year. the winter. get tons of my money every winter. (But I’d settle I love watching the game, but I love watching the Because my driveway directly faces Metcalf for a package of Mike & Ikes. I hope they’re reading commercials even more. Avenue, the snow plows literally barricade my this.) And last year on Super Bowl Sunday, my wife driveway when they go through the streets. Now, we move on to the subject of school and I found out she was pregnant with our son. It’s like building a wall for a fort, but one you starting back up again. So, I state again that I hate this time of year. have to drive your car through. Every semester, especially in the winter, it takes But, there are a few things sprinkled in between Or I could shovel the end of my driveway. But a little while for me to get back into “school mode.” that makes this time bearable. breaking through the snow with my car is easier. As I sit in class while my teachers go over the syllabi, Now, I’m just counting the days till I can wear The road conditions are horrible when it snows. I freak out and wonder if I’ll be able to pass all of my my khaki shorts again… Already-terrible-drivers have become even more classes. It never fails. [email protected] dangerous, and I have to drive more cautiously And then I always think, “Why do I put myself than ever. through this? Why do all this work for a little piece Don’t shoot me: My police encounter as a drive-by shooting suspect Nathan Zoschke As I turned around and headed west on 63rd Several officers put their guns in their holsters Asst. Production Manager/Copy Editor Street, I noticed several police cars following me. and approached me as I lay on the asphalt. “Why are they going this way?” I asked. “The “Should I do what he’s doing?” my dad asked, This past summer, I started looking for a shooting was back there.” pointing at me and suppressing a flustered, “what house to live in for college, something affordable My dad shrugged. the heck is going on” laugh. and closer to campus than my family’s house in “They’re probably just out patrolling,” he My emotions raged. Overland Park. reasoned. “Don’t worry,” an officer whispered in my In July, I stumbled upon a white, two-story As we continued west, I noticed several ear. “We’ll have you guys out of here in a couple house on East 59th Street near UMKC. It was large, more police interceptors following my car and a minutes.” inexpensive and convenient. helicopter whizzing overhead. I looked over at my dad, who was lying down Crime, however, was at the back of my mind. Upon passing Oak Street, two cop cars swerved with a look of amusement, and up at a third group I stood outside with my dad, our buyer’s agent, to block off 63rd from the west. of officers searching my car. and the home’s owner. I turned and looked in my rearview mirror, to After a few minutes of frisking and rummaging “Not bad,” I said, trying to convince my dad. see flashing lights and a formation of about eight through my truck, we were allowed to stand back “I don’t know what I think about you living over cops standing with their guns drawn. up. here…” he began to say, interrupted by three loud, I quickly pulled over. “A lady saw you guys driving down 59th and said incongruous “BANG” sounds and screeching tires. “Roll down your windows,” a burly voice ‘That’s them. That’s them,’” an officer explained, “so “Holy crap! Are those fireworks?” I asked. boomed over the loudspeaker. I obliged. we had the police helicopter follow you guys over “No, those aren’t fireworks,” the owner said, “Put your hands out the window,” the man said. here. When we saw who you were, we knew we had visibly more irritated by the improbability of us “Can you please repeat that?” I asked, turning the wrong guys, but we had to follow procedure.” buying his home than the drive-by shooting that off the classical music that had been playing. “I I breathed a huge sigh of relief, and put my key had occurred a short distance away. couldn’t understand what you just said.” into the ignition of my car and headed to the Plaza The three of us, unfamiliar with the The officers turned to grimace at each other. to grab an iced coffee at Latté Land with my dad. neighborhood, stood in horror. Scratch that one off “Put your hands out the window,” the voice We sat on the patio, laughing at our encounter, my list of potential college homes. yelled. “Passenger, put your hands out the window.” but we weren’t so amused 20 minutes earlier. “We better get out of here,” I said. “Now get out of the car.” In retrospect, my encounter as a drive-by I jumped in the driver’s seat of my car, slammed I got out, facing eight smirking officers holding shooting suspect has to be one of the funniest my door and started the ignition without triggered guns. moments of my life. deliberating. “Turn around. Now put your hands in the air.” I only hope the police eventually found the real I didn’t even wait for the westbound lane of I almost wet my pants. I’d never had a loaded culprit and that no one was seriously hurt in the traffic to clear; I backed out and headed east. gun pointed at me before, let alone eight. shooting. It was a stupid mistake on my part, but I was in a “Passenger, get out of the car.” [email protected] hurry to get out of the neighborhood. “Walk backwards. Now lie face down on the ground and put your hands behind your back.” Jan. 17, 2011 FORUM 15 Word on Campus This is me in ABC’s! Kharissa Parker Contributing Writer Sarah Ashlock A&E Editor these things matter.” So here’s my interpretive (as Question: What did you in it’s-really-hard-to-find-something-that-starts- Ever since I came back from studying abroad in with-the-letter-x) alphabet of my favorite music, do during break? London, fall 2009, I realized my born-and-raised films, artists and authors. KC self was quite naïve to all of the hidden secrets “(500) Days of Summer” (I had to include my James Barnard, Senior. of this city. favorite film, because “this is a story of boy meets Communication We aren’t all cow-tippers (like those girl, but you should know upfront, this is not a love Studies: Film embarrassing cringe-worthy T-shirts sold at the story.”) Ani Difranco, Almost Famous, Amélie. airport imply). A lot of us are hip college kids. Björk, Bright Eyes, Banksy, Cat Power, Coldplay, “I celebrated my We are the generation not only open to Candy, Death Cab for Cutie, Explosions in the birthday and wrote a progress, but also demanding it. Sky, “Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind,” screen play.” After all, we are the generation who changed Fiona Apple, Florence + The Machine, “Fight history by fervently voting for the first African- Club,” “Garden State,” “Good Will Hunting,” American President. Gloria Steinem, Harper Lee, Incubus, Jack’s We are eclectic and open-minded. Mannequin, Keroac, Jack, Led Zeppelin, “Mary As the new Arts & Entertainment Editor, my Poppins,” Mumford & Sons, Nash, Kate, “Never Sydney Llewellyn, hope is to prove that the 816 is innovative, hip and Let Me Go,” “Once,” Pink Floyd, “The Queen,” Freshman. accepting. Rilo Kiley, Rage Against the Machine, Spektor, Communication What I’m all about: I’m a senior majoring Regina, Sigur Rós, Tegan and Sara, “Up,” “V for Studies: Journalism and in English and also a Publicity Officer for the Vendetta,” Vedera, The Who, Woolf Virginia, X, Mass Communications, Undergraduate English Council. Malcolm, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, ZZ Top. Spanish I am a blog addict, checking feministing.com, Make your own alphabet and compare yours craftzine.com, chrisguillebeau.com/3x5/ and with those around you!. “I actually prepared my postsecret.com with frequency, a wander-luster In the words of Rob Gordon, “It’s no good mom’s books for tax pretending that any relationship has a future if and a lover of all things whimsical—balloons and season.” sparklers. your record collections disagree violently or if I could go on about myself, but as John Cu- your favorite films wouldn’t even speak to each sack’s character Rob Gordon concluded in “High other if they met at a party.” De’Angelo Thomas, Fidelity,” “…what really matters is what you like, [email protected] Sophomore. not what you are like…Books, records, films— Communication Studies: Film, Journalism and Mass Communications.

“I was mostly involved in my church’s youth ministry during winter The senioritis blues break.” Jill Schleiden Copy Editor Since getting Penny, I’ve found that making Brittany Cullins, time to relax is as important as working and Sophomore. Well, I’ve nearly made it. After seven studying. And when I take that time for myself, I Elementary Education. semesters, four at the University of Nebraska- rediscover the love I have for learning. Lincoln and three here at UMKC, I’m one It’s easier to like my classes and enjoy studying “I visited my aunt in semester away from graduating. And exciting as it (yes, I said enjoy studying) when I don’t feel like Oklahoma, where I was is, this semester seems like it will drag on for years it’s just another burden in my full, college-student an actress and a runner instead of months. life. I know there are plenty of people with fuller in her play.” When I started college four years ago, I was schedules and harder lives than mine, and I hope excited for every class. A new semester meant they’re able to find a little R&R time. I also hope new teachers, new things to learn, new chance at they’re able to enjoy their schooling, too. excelling. Aside from getting a dog, there are plenty of But after a couple years that excitement just ways to fit in fun time. Make meal plans with Jaclyn Sherrer, Senior. wore off a bit. As classes grew more challenging, friends. You have to eat, so why not make double Communication my free time shrank and my hours working and use of that time and chat with friends while you Studies: Journalism and studying increased, learning seemed to become do? If you like cooking, try a new recipe or invite Mass Communications. less of a joy and more of a burden. How can people over to cook with you. I possibly work 40 hours, go to class for eight You can always take a few minutes to enjoy a “I worked a lot and hours each Tuesday and Thursday, work at the nice book if your eyes are tired of staring at your spent a lot of time paper all Sunday, and find time to study, much computer screen all day. Reread a classic, like grasping the idea of my less relax? “The Lord of The Rings” trilogy, or pick a new graduation this May!” I’ve at least found a solution to the last two- one. The librarians at the Plaza Library can help studying gets wedged into long Saturday study you find a book you’ll like, and the staff at Barnes sessions, and occasional free time during the and Noble always has tables full of suggestions. Annabel Vargas, week. And to relax, I found the best trick is…my Or you can play a board game, which can Sophomore. even be used for studying if you’re tight on time. dog. Elementary Education. Last August, I adopted a puppy named Just swap in study questions for truth or dare. Or use only French vocabulary words to play Penny from Wayside Waifs, and she has made “My family from Mexico Bananagrams. my lackluster life so great. She cuddles with me visited, and we all while I study, and gets me to take a break because Overall, the point is just to find out what went to Osage Beach she needs walks and playtime. The simple joy of relaxes you best, and find a way to do it so life caring for a dog mitigates all the other stressors doesn’t seem to overwhelming. together.” in my life. [email protected] Letter to the editor Poll question What’s the best way to spend I would like to know why? Why is it that every semester we spend HUNDREDS and a snow day? HUNDREDS [of] dollars on textbooks from the A. Watch movies at home UMKC bookstore, and we pay even MORE money B. Stay in bed on access codes for various classes; yet the students C. Sled or play in the snow are expected to be happy with a microscopic quota D. Catch up on work of $2.50 per week for printing? I am a student taking 16 hours, and I literally Go to unews.com cannot print off all of my class material, because of and tell us your answer! UMKC's brutal frugality. It seems hypocritical to charge each and every student massive amounts of money for classes, books, online codes, parking Last weeks poll results tickets, etc... and they expect us to be happy with a If you find your textbooks online, measly $2.50 weekly allowance for printing material what website do you use? that is mandatory for classes? 56% www.amazon.com -Josh Munyan, 33% www.half.com UMKC Student 11% Other 0% www.chegg.com

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