Aug. 28, 1981

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t the time of this writing., the satisfied" with the general contractor foot area, some 50 percent larger than A kitchen looks like the aftermath of -Phipps Construction Co.-which is a before. A total of $150,000 has been Dresden, yawning cavernous rooms few weeks behind schedule on the $1.9 spent on new furniture, including stand dusty and unadorned, and stacks million construction project. Among almost 1,000 new chairs. The mechan­ of boxes are scattered throughout the new features of the building are six ical equipment, not including kitchen corridors and in hidden cubicles. By meeting rooms, a faculty lounHe (paid facilities cost $466,000, with the latter the time this is read, however, the for by faculty donations), a new ''pub'' bearing a price tag of $120,000. renovated and enlarged W .W. Camp­ area in the snackbar pit, a new steam Around 20 subcontractors said Conk­ bell Student Center will have serviced boiler and air conditioning unit, mod­ lin, worked on the buildin~. several thousand students in compar­ ernized kitchen facilities, and enlarged atively sumptuous surroundings. Funding for the project came from a office and game room space. There is student fee-supported bond, and from The first couple of meals may be also a new display room where, community contributions. Part of the served on paper plates, though, and Conklin said, art exhibitions are the new multi-purpose room won't be envisioned to take place; an atrium work, Conklin noted, had been deleted ready until mid-September. Physical (supplanting the garden spot adjacent from the plans when construction started, due to a lack of funds. Some Plant Director Conklin., who was seen to the snackbar); and a new home for scurrying from one subcontractor to the Outing Department. of these items, notably the carpet in another, is optimistic, however, that The S.B.A. will be literally more the lounge area and the portable stage the expanded center will serve the visible this year, occupying a glass in the multi-purpose room, have since school well. He only wishes that the encased office along the main corridor, been restored because of added con­ subcontractor from Massachusetts and the Criterion has been headquar­ tributions. working on the dishwasher finishes tered in a ~omier location. Conklin addE:d that the landscaping, by Sunday night. Altogether, Conklin noted, the estimated to cost around $20,000, will Conklin said that he felt " pretty building will occupy a 50,000 square be completed by October. • CRITERION 7 news the lower basin, reduce hydroelectric on a scoreboard. A lot of the tasters Mesa gains energy production at downstream were surprised to learn they preferred reservoirs, and aggravat.e water qual­ Schlitz, whi.ch prompted a happy ity problems in the lower basin and response from Sellinger. coordinator Mexico. "I'm not surprised," he .said. esa College has the beneiit of a Another issue that is reported to be "Through these types of tests, people .M new position and a new person to discussed is the maintainence of a 'Bre learning more about beer." • fill it. The position, Coordinator of viable agricultural economy. Sponsors Student Activities, is heJd by Mesa of the seminar note that agriculture College's first Coordinator of Student should be maintained in Colorado, Student loans Activities, Cathy Waring. while lands suited for agriculture :a.re Ms. Waring is from New York, also well suited for commercial and n,ot im;possible originally. She did her undergraduate industrial pursuits. ontrary to fears earlier this year work at Pittsburgh State, in Massachu­ Yet another issue that is on the C that student loan and grant mon­ setts, and she earned her Maste.r of agenda to be dis.cussed is the efficient ies have dried · up as a result of Arts in Student Personnel at Centra[ use of water supplies. This topic Reagan's budget cutting package, it Connecticut Stat.e College. includes the alternative of the develop­ now appears that this type of assist­ According to Ms. Waring, the ment of water resources ithat legally ance has been as available this Coordinator of Student Activities will belong to the state of Colorado. semester as it was last. work in affiliation with Frank Keller The sponsors of the seminar stress Financial Aid Officer, Bud Smock, e..nd Jay Jefferson. The Coordinator that while the preceding topics should referring to the expected cuts, said will be essentially an advisor to the be discussed, the seminar is an open that " Those cuts have not been Student Body Association (SBA), the forum that will accomodate any input realized. The money (at Mesa) is now College Center Board (CCB), and from interested parties. The seminar gone, but we had more money this fraternities and sororities. is being sponsored by Club 20, Ml year than ever. With all the sensation­ Ms. Waring .said that the new industry-oriented organization of the a1lism the press got into, they scared position was created to meet with the 20 ,counties on the western slope of people into problems that didn't expanded demands of a growing Colorado, Mesa College, and the exist.. " Smock did mention, however, college. She said that students in all Western Colorado Rural Communities that financial aids such as g,rant.s have likelihood were gettfag cheated by the Program. It will be !held in Grand decreased in value $70 dollars nation­ fact that there was no full time advisor Junction on September 18 at the wide at colleges and universities. for student organizations • 'except Ramada 1nn on ;Horizon Drive. Smock £uther mentioned that therse when they caught Frank (Keller) on his Pre-registration for the seminar is currently is a loan program in effect way to the bathroom. " required, as is a ten d.ollar admittance which students, with cer1ta,in stipula­ The Jong range goal of Ms. Waring fee. • tions, can app]y to. The Colorado is to ' 'help run and improve the life on Guar.a.nteed Student Loan ,is ope.n to campus." She noted that she will have .students whose parents' ad111'sted an 'open door' policy to her office, Students test gross income is less than $30,0ID.O which is located inside the SBA offices annually. 1f the parents figure is J.n adjacent to Jim Eby's, president of beer ormally, the last thing any college e,X1cess of that amount, ,the student SBA, office. ''When someone has ·a N student on a break wants to do is must submit a "needs analysis," to gripe," she said, "I expect them to take a test, but many of them at .a. determine eligibility. "For students come to me." recent College Expo in Daytona Beach, who have a :real need for money in When asked about her initial im­ Florida, lined up for one. order to go to school," Smock said, pressions of Mesa College, Ms. It was a beer taste test featuring "the money is still there."• waring said that she did not expect ScMitz, Budweiser, Mil[er High Life very much in comparison to the and Michelob. As in the live television Retreat colleges in the East because "I'm kiind commercials run during the 1981 NiFL of a snob." She did note that, "I'm playoffs and the Super Bowl, it was takes place surprised at how well it's (the college) Schlitz vs. the other brands. roblems and issues .relevant to organized . .,l'm impressed."• p Schlitz Chief Executive Officer · Mes.a College weTe addressed by Frank J. Sellinger, h,imself a familiar approximately 35 administrative offi­ figure after appearing in national TV cials of the College recently. 'These Water serninar commercials for his beer, w;a,s on hand discussions of problems took .Place at to kfok off the five-day event. 1fl,e also the annual JPresident'.s Retre'at. sched1.1led met and ,talked with hundred·s of According to Jim Eby, president of mportant water issues faced by students. the Student Body As.sociati~n ,(SBA), I Western Colorado as a result of ''I enjoyed meeting these people there were three prominent issues ,that growth and development will be and hearing their comments about our were ,identified a.s problems that need addressed at a seminar by and for taste test. Even after 45 years in the to be dealt with. The most notalble, those interested in development ,and beer business l ·c.e..n 'learn by listening according to Eby, was the problem of use of water supplies. to !beer drinkers," he said. substandard systems of communica­ According to the report, one of the Students were .seated at o.ne of ~ive tion between the various factions of issues to be discussed at the seminar testing stations where two beers--one the school. will be the question of full develop­ of them Soh1itz--were poured into Eby said that the most valuable ment of ·available water supplies. identical cups for sampling. outcome of the Retreat for him WH Sources note that the full usage of the After tasting, the students used .u1 "getting to know the faculty a lot bet­ water in the Colorado River would electronic switch to indicate their ter and also understanding the work­ displace an existing water use in preference. The results were flashed ing of the school.'' • 8 CRITERION music• Pablo Cruise Can't play island music forever

By Lori Allen Criterion Staff Writer

ablo Cruise recently sailed Angelo Rossi, who's enthusiasm re­ tour of Australia this winter. They P through Grand Junction again, flects his expressed exdtement in especially like the many resorts that and received another enthusiastic being part. of Pablo Cruise. However, they play where off-hours they can reception. John Pierce, 24, gives the impression indulge their enjoyment of sports. Even though tickets to the show cost of being a calm veteran - -perhaps Although the group's recent music $9.00($10.00 the day of the show), partly due to his experience as an LA still r,eflects its exuberant, high-energy there was a large turn-out. session musician. origins, it seems to be moving in a new Compared to the crowd in atten­ direction. As Cory Lerios said, "You dance three years ago, August elev­ Lerios talked about his life in music: can't play island music forever." He enth's audience was relatively tame lessons at an early age, high cited his own-classical-influences, during most of the concert. Although school band with , two and those of Dave Jenkins-rhythm appreciative, the group-mosUy junior years of college at San Jose Stat·e (with & blues - as important factors in high ,to high school ag,e-didn't take roommate Steve Price), quitting col­ where they're headed. He still see to their feet and crowd up to the stage lege (" .. .I wanted to play music"I, their music as being in a positive vein, until the last few songs. and constant practice on his piano and seems confident of it remaining The band itself provided a good playing. that way. Their main concern for their show of approximately one dozen As for life on the ·road, the group music is • 'that it just keeps progres­ song,s, and proved they're still excel­ enjoys it and anticipates a proposed sing-wherever that may lead." lent musicians. Although they played a few songs from their new album, and one from their next, most tunes were past favorites. While retaining their basic essence, ,their music went through ,a little improvisa,tion-partly due to the group's new members and the resulting change in sound. Added to original members Cory Lerios, (keyboards and now lead vocals, and Dave Jenkins (guitar and lead vocals), is Angelo Rossi (guitar), and John Pierce (bass guitar)-who has played with such people as Kenny Loggins, Donna Summer, and Bette Midler. One month ago, in ,the first week of the tour, drummer Steve Price was involved in a motorcycle accident resulting in major surgery on his left wrist. Temporarily filling in for him is Don Baldwin whose previous experi­ ences include bands for Elvin Bishop and Tom Johnston. Offstage, althou.gh outgoing and happy, the band members presen,t a contrast to their on-stage pr,esence. Pianist Cory Lerios, while talkative, seemed to be in a contemplative mood-quite different from the gre­ garious, dancing showman he is on stage. The joker of the bunch is CRITERION 9 sports Anxious to see what he's got ob Cortese admitted to being returning to Mesa as students only. Defensively, Cortese fears there Bnervous on the day before Fall "The biggest problem, I think, is might be a weakness at noseguard. practice began. He wanted to play finding a quarterback,'' said Cortese. Returners, Clint Chandler and Jim racquetball to relieve some anxiety but He is expecting three or four freshman Jaranowski both have bad knees. his racquetball partner was out of candidates for the position. Two Jeff Franz, from Grand Junction town. transfers, Mike Taylor from Adams Central, will be back for his second Some of his players stopped in with State and Dan Jaqua from Foothills Jr. year at defensive end. Other defen­ a new recruit they had just picked up College in California will be trying out. sive linemen looking forward to anoth­ from the airport. All of them appeared Van Greer, who played in Mesa's er season at Mesa are Jeff Henry, excited-their eyes sparkled and they defensive secondary last year, will be Rob Wager and Andrew Mollette. had difficulty standing still while working out at the quarterback posi- Returning at linebacker are Bill addressing the coach. tion this year, also. Leary and Jeff Tuttle. Linton Thomas Cortese, Mesa' s head football One bright point for the Mavericks is a linebacker transferring from the coach, was excited also as he antici- should be the ground game. " I think University of Colorado. Thomas and pated the following day's activities. we'll be strong at runningback. We'~e Tuttle are said to have good speed. But, mostly, he was looking forward to ~ot. a few guys that have played 1~ Jerry Large, however, is supposed to 1 seeing just exactly what type of talent Jumor college and done pretty well. be the quickest man on the team at he has to work with. A Rocky said Cortese. Five strong hopefuls are defensive back. He was once clocked Mountain Athletic Conference deci- all looking to play at tailback. Included running the forty at 4.4 seconds. sion last year ruled out Spring prac- are two transfers from California. David Williams and Anthony Heron­ tices. Therefore, Cortese and his staff Damone Moore is from Orange Coast ema are also looking to play in the only had vague ideas of what type of Community College and Fred Moore is defensive secondary. football players they could expect this from Golden West Junior College. Bill As for the kicking game, well, year. "It hurt us, there's no doubt." Stricklein from Denver was once a Cortese said "I think we have the two said Cortese of the ruling. starter at the University of Southern best kickers in the league." Mike Adding to the uncertainty is the fact Colorado while Herman Heard, also Childs had the best percentage of all that Mesa's only two first team from Denver, started at Fort Lewis two punters in the conference. Joe all-conference picks will not be playing years ago and was a conference leader. Durham kicked the longest field goal this season. Guard, Kevin Dooley, Gary Audi is a freshman tailback from (58 yards) in all of college football last was told by a doctor that he was not to Denver. year. play football this year because of All receivers from last year are Two additions to the coaching staff chipped bones in his ankles. Defeo- returning. "We would like to throw are Bill Kralicek, who was head coach sive end, Bob Schlagel, was told that the ball more and better than last at Palisade High School last year and he has a spine problem which might year." said Cortese. Roddy Hiatt who will replace Dan cause paralysis if it hit in the wrong As for the offensive line Cortese Martin as defensive secondary coach. place. The condition, said Cortese, is said, ''We tried to go out and get more Martin is coaching high school ball in the same as the Denver Bronco's Otis size." Tackles Duane Cross (6-4, 255) Denver. Kralicek will coach Mesa's Armstrong, which forced him to leave from Columbia Basin Junior College in offensive line. football last season. Washington and Julian Tucker (6-4, Cortese sees Southern Colorado, 260) from Chicago are two prime Southern Utah and Western State Also lost for the season is quarter­ examples. Bob Damity, from Orange College as the powers in the RMAC back Matt Klaess, who started last Coast, can play either guard or tackle. this season. As for Mesa's chances, year. Klaess had a knee operation this Bob Grippa and Dean Huffman are two he sees no problem with the first team summer and will not be ready for returning Maverick linemen. Grippa is players but is unsure of the Maverick's action until after the season is over. a guard while Huffman converted to depth. "We'll be much better than 3-6 All three of these players will be center from the guard position. (last year's record)." he said.

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humorI instruction Being an average runner By Kelly Graves Criterion Staff Writer

guess you could call me an "avid, looked good on the record. All I know, are inclined to run, here are some I average runner." I usually run is that as soon as I started running, so things you should know: every day, and although I'm nowhere did everybody else-the fever had Suggestions for Beginning Runners near"World class" status, I did man­ struck and I was stuck competing There is probably no perfect time to age to earn varsity letters in both against twice as many people for a run during the summer. There are cross-country and track in high school position on the team and paying twice dangers from both the elements of (Grand Junction High School), and I as much for running shoes. nature-pot holes, mosQuitoes, heat, usually make the local road races As far as getting in shape goes, etc., and from ... well, let's just say although I only placed once this there are probably as many disadvan­ fr~m certain types of drivers. summer. tages to running, as opposed to other 1. While running at night there will sports like weightlifting, as .there are be times when you will have no choice So why am I writing this article good points. Sure, you develop strong but to face the headlights of the instead of some local super star? legs and even arms and most other cowboy on his way into town, who Because we at the Crite believe in muscles in the body, but I have never forgets to flip off his brights until he keeping up with unexplainable fads seen a runner who looked like Arnold gets to North A venue. What I usually like running, and I'm the only one on Schwarzenegger or even some medi­ try to do first is to get over to the other the staff who runs. That's why! ocre, beefy guy. The fact is, when r:me side of the road(the right side) if there Besides, I've had some experience and runs, he loses pounds insteau of 1u · • no cars coming. If there are, I good coaching, both in running and gaining weight, and, as a result, cover my eyes and go through all sorts observing other people run. comes out looking more like an African of sporadic movements and convul­ \ Many times I ask myself, 'Hey, you! Bushman than a football player. Don't sions, as if I'm being blinded, which I I Why do you run!?" Then I tum and get me wrong. I was built for running probably am anyway. The driver will say, "Well... to stay in shape, I in the first place. The fact of the , usually get the message and turn his guess. ..jeeze! I don't know! Leave me matter is, runners aren't distinguied lights down if you put on a good alone!'' by their physiques from the next enough show. I'm really not sure why I went out skinny guy unless they're actually 2. Of course. I can't forget the water for track as a sophomore in high seen going through the motion of balloon throwers. These guys usually school. I was trying for a service running. travel in psychedelic vans that carry academy appointment, and I knew it Well, anyway, for those readers who lots of water balloons in the back and CRITERION 11 get about three miles to the gallon. These people are, in most cases, ., extremely stupid(why else would they drive vans) and they think that they are being obnoxious by having the guy in the passenger seat throw cold water Team Center at thirsty joggers who are roasting in 90-100 degree heat. My suggestion for this situation is to get as close to the Welcome Mesa College Students van as possible as it drives by, open your mouth wide and hope that the Let Us Supply Your thrower had a good arm. 3. Then there's always the guy who likes to make a runner's heart skip a Phys.Ed./Recreations Needs beat by driving him off the road with the deafening sound of his horn. A guy like this probably hates athletes Tennis and Racketball Rackets and athletics and usually has three or Shorts - Shirts - Shoes - Socks four semi-ugly girls jammed in the front seat with him. Remember that Sweat Clothes - Warmup Suits he's probably out to impress the girls, not the runner, and that the best 1340 North Ave. 242-8597 remedy for this is a good middle finger. This will blow his game with the girls and force him to take some other evasive action. Don't play chicken with him if he turns around. Just out-run him-trust me; a runner can go where no '64 Impala can (you might practice jumping fences and crawling through barbed wire.)

Suggestions for Beginning Competitive Runners Knowing the course you're about to run is a good idea, but knowing· the people you 're running against is even better. 1. Before you try to pass anybody in a race just because you think he or she is breathing harder than you are, make sure that is not hoy. they breathe normally. You can find this out by asking short, stupid, exhausting questions like, "Where do you live?" When they are winded and can't reply anymore, dust 'em.

2. When you do make a move on somebody, especially towards the finish, make it look like you're running the 100 yard dash. You may be only going a couple of miles per hour faster than the opposing runner, but if you can make it look good by moving your arms and legs faster than you're really Buy going, you can really psych him or her out. ONE SOFT SHELL TACO 3. If somebody is behind you, don't and get 2nd one free! spit into the wind. This may make the Offer good with coupon at now gooey runner behind you want to beat you, in more ways than one. 1122 N. 12th 4. If you run faster when you're EXPIRES Sept. 10, 1981 scared, spit into the wind when somebody is running up behind you. One special per coupon If you follow these suggestions, you should become an excellent "avid, average runner.'' 12 CRITERION columns

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A Bl-MONTHLY REVIEW OF WESTERN SLOPE EATING PLACES By Carol and Mike he homey little roadside cafes that T were once strung out along the Weaving: functional art highways have become an ever in­ By Lori Allen creasing rarity in an age where many Criterion Staff Writer would opt for a soy burger and plastic fork over a good home cooked meal. For those of you who would prefer the or perhaps 20,000 years, weaving Besides being a form of creative has played an important role in latter, there still exists a place to F self-expression,weaving can also be a provide it. THOMPSON'S CORRAL, man's existence in providing clothing lucrative business. and shelter. From practical begin­ located east of Palisade on 1-70 has One local weaver is Kathryn Steph­ been serving up hearty western fa~or­ nings it has come to be employed more an who after graduating with a B.A. as an aesthetic art form. ites to truckers, tourists, and a varietr degree in art (with an emphasis in of working folk for over twenty years. Basically, it involves the interlacing weaving and ceramics) answered an ad of threads at right angles to create The first thing that will strike you looking for a weaver's apprentice. The about Thompson's is the building fabric. Since its beginnings with early result was a move from New Jersey to humans, it bas evolved into an itself. Inside and out, the restaurant Grand Junction and Connie La Lena's consists of split pine and well done intricate craft, and an important Sunflower Studio. industry. masonry. Built by Alex Thompson in During the first phase of her 1958, the building remains a remark­ Although mechanized looms now apprenticeship, which lasted six to able piece of craftsmanship. Some create the majority of fabrics, there is nine months, she exchanged her labor people may be a bit uneasy about the a resurgance in the use of hand for instruction and room and board. The second phase involved spending lack of pretentiousnes at Thompson's, loom. and to be sure, the place could use a Looms are of various types, ranging a year on her own, but doing some contract work for La Lena. For this La good dusting. The rough talking from simple table models to complex truckets outnumber all others two to floor looms that practically fill a room. Lena supplied the materials, which she then wove-mostly for La Lena's line one; but just relax and sit down, the Prices also vary, with some large waitresses are non-discriminating with looms costing several thousand dol­ of early American-inspired fabrics. Although she still does some ~on­ their hospitality, and you will soon feel lars. For this reason some choose to right at home. buy loom kits or plans. tract work Stephan most enJoys The menu at Thompson's offers a Weaving involves many hours of creating he; own works from original good selection of the old favorites. work; one yard may take between patterns. The roast pork is delicious, and the fifteen minutes to two hours depend­ She is pleased with the cooperative mashed potatoes have never seen the ing upon variables such as yam attitude shown by area galleries inside of a dehydrator. Also on the thickness and type, intricacy of de­ towards young artists. With more dinner menu are chicken fried steaks, sign, and number of threads per inch. exposure leading to a wider circle of roast beef, ham, steaks, T-Bones, and Along with weaving, some also clients she hopes to be well estab­ assorted sandwiches. Although choose to create their own dyes from lished within the next few years. Thompson's can boast of generous natural sources, as opposed to chem­ Galleries and private commissions(in­ servings on all the dishes it prepares, ical ones. Spinning the yarn to be cluding interior decorators) are a the Sunday all-you-can-eat buffet is by dyed and woven is sometimes done, major outlet for her type of works. She far the best item on the menu, and the too. Both processes involve many thinks the future seems promising, the best way to spend your money additional hours. with the arrival of incoming energy­ (Adults $6.00, Children $3.75). The People choose to weave for a related businesses, many of whom buffet features ham, beef, turkey, L multitude of reasons-including the favor environmentally-inspired weav­ Bar-B-Que, and a variety of salads and pleasure of creating for themselves, or ings for their offices. veggies. to earn a living by creating tor otners. With a growth in the area popula­ So, next time you are heading for Most enjoy choosing colors, textures, tion, there is also an increased Denver, going for some recreation on yarns, and patterns-or creating their awareness in weaving. In response to the Mesa, or just plain want to get out own-and seeing the combined re­ this interest Stephan hopes to teach an for a drive, remember THOMPSON'S sults. Tapestries and fabrics are just a Adult Education class in weaving to CORRAL, a little piece of Americana few of the items that can be woven. help foster this traditional art. • right here in the Grand Valley.• CRITERION 13 CJJow 9 gpent J\Ay gummell c)n 2,ssa~ CGy CoMad cpftescott e spent the first half of summer in beeraholic because everytime I see stepped because he cut his feet while W poverty. This was not caused so him he has a beer in his hand. He swimming. much from the fact that we blew all our wouldn't admit it but Zipper told me Anyway, we piled our luggage into savings on end-of-school beer busts, most of the cans they collected were Zipper's van with Zipper and Trasher nor because jobs were scarce, but found behind Trasher's garage. piling in after. Chopper started it up mostly because of our lack of interest Anyway Trasher and Zipper told us and we were on our way, leaving T.C. in work. There is simply no future in about their great plan to save up all and Linda to walk home. Chopper, it. sorts of money and take a trip to Steven and I traded off driving until we We were so broke that one afternoon Kalifornya. Chopper's eyes immedi­ got into Las Vegas. I caught Steve Ferguson, my next door ately lit up. But he caught himself and We got into Vegas around one o'­ neighbor, taking off his tattered and told them their plan sucked and how it clock but it was actually noon since we smelly tennis shoes and filling them wouldn't work. Anyway, all five of us were then in a new time zone which with baking soda. He explained that ended up drinking straight tequilla was fine because we had more time to the baking soda would keep the smell and going to some bars that night to goof off. Vegas was hot and dry so we down and it costs less than new shoes. celebrate Zipper's new purchase. parked the car in one of the casino That same afternoon John Thomas Before we knew it, all five of us had parking lots and went inside for Arnold dropped by. No one called agreed to go on the trip in three weeks. drinks. There were all types of people John Thomas JT-he was known to Chopper finally would get to go on inside. Many 9ld people-even people everyone as Chopper because of his his dream trip and he still had his rolling oxygen tanks around with hoses love of helicopters. income tax rebate to use for money. stuck up their noses. They looked like Chopper quit his full-time job so he Zipper, Trasher and I sold everything they were dead but they came to Las could go on a trip to Kalifomya, but he we could do without and pawned other Vegas for one last fling before they totalled his car and didn't have items to raise some of our funds. really were dead anyway. At least the insurance. So he was out of a job and Steven broke down and worked for his air conditioning was on and we started out of money. dad for a few weeks. Some of us even freaking out on all the money going The three of us sat on the steps resorted to doing odd jobs for people. through the place. sipping some beer that Chopper It was hell. We left the casino and got a motel brought when our two other associates Steven, Chopper and I stayed at my room. Then we went to Lake Mead. drove up in a repainted Dodge van. house the night before we left on our We stopped by Hoover Dam too but Zipper Narducci was driving and journey. We were awakened by there were a bunch of tourists there Trasher was riding shotgun. Zipper Zipper's moose call at three in the and it was only a big hole in the earth was not used to driving and killed the morning. Trasher, T.C. and Linda with water in it. engine before braking to a halt. were with him pounding on the At Lake Mead we hung around and Zipper got out anyway and Trasher windows. T.C. and Linda were two got some sun. We went wading out tumbled out when the van hit the curb nymphos we befriended earlier in the into the water and hit cold and warm in my driveway. As Trasher fell so did summer because they enjoyed doing spots. Chopper and Steven swam way a pile of empty beer cans. our laundry. out to the buoys and got sprayed by all Zipper raced up to us-a mass of I answered the door, forgetting that the water skiers. Zipper was walking flying arm, knees and curly hair. I was only wearing my jockstrap. But I along the shore and started talking to "Look at my new wheels!" he shout­ didn't care. It turns out Zipper and three girls and before long, all of us ed. Trasher were up all night and had just were sitting around on their blanket Zipper finally 'bought himself a car come back from swimming in the laughing. Zipper was the sloppiest of and the first thing he and Trasher did gravel pits. Zipper was incoherently us all but he was funny and came was fill it full of empty cans to turn in stumbling around my front porch across as a real crazy goof. He was tall for cash. Trasher, I think, is a and skinny with curly black hair that 14 CRITERION was never combed. He was a real on one of the darker parts of the street, There was no kissing or affection of comedian too and came across as a real a place where there weren't any lights any kind during the session. Just likeable guy although his appearance, or casinos. I started talking to her polite talk. She had me pay her at first, is somewhat awkward. But we again but felt uncomfortable because I before we did anything. "Could you liked him alot and he was always was actually preventing her from take care of me first?" she said. Then getting girls to talk to him who weren't doing her job. She was polite anyway. she patted the bed and told me to stuck up-usually girls who were crazy Finally I just plain out asked her how make myself comfortable. This was like us. much it would cost me. She only my cue to get undressed. She went We ended up swimming with these stuttered, asking me what I would pay into the bathroom and washed herself. three girls who told us they had just and what 1 wanted. I remember When she came out we began. She graduated from high school that reading somewhere how a prostitute didn' t take off her top but as she spring. We didn't care. Before we will never mention a price on the walked towards me I could see she had knew it, the sun was setting and all streets because if the guy she's talking very long chocolate brown legs. The eight of us were running in and out of to happens to be a policeman, he can whole thing was real impersonable. the water doing stupid things like run her in. So I said $20. She just . She did her job like a machine. When shark and submarine imitations. laughed and said " Twenty dollars, for it was time for intercourse she When we would get out of the lake and half and half?'' So l said $30 and she positioned her legs over my shoulders. sit on the blanket the warm winds said " Well, I guess." She told me this was so I wouldn't ruin would dry us off quickly. The sun was She told me to bring my car around her make-up. The experience remind­ a brilliant orange ball as it descended while she waited. Well, I didn't have a ed me of a little boy stealing candy over the horizon. The entire mood at car so that's when I came back to the from a store and gobbling it down that time was perfect-good friends, room and borrowed Zipper's keys to before anyone knew. It was exciting good times and beautiful scenery. The the van. I was lucky that I didn't but there was no pleasure in it. girls went their way and we went ours wander too far from the motel because after dark set in. I ran all the way and when I drove up I We were awakened After showering we walked all the was real sweaty. I wasn't sure if she way from Motel 6 on Tropicana all the was going to wait but she was still by Zipper's moose way up to the Silverbird where we there. She got in and directed me to went to the smorgasbord and inhaled her apartment. She told me some of call at 3 am. all the food we could for under three her stuff was still in storage at the dollars apiece. We were stuffed. As place where she used to live because The next night Zipper and I went to we stumbled down the street after­ they kicked her out when they found a Blondie concert at The Dunes, while wards, a real decent looking girl I out she was still in jail. She had to pay the others hung around the casinos passed on the sidewalk smiled and some money to get it out. I was and got drunk. Deborah Harry was said "Hi." I thought she was being surprised to see her apartment was great. She danced and danced without real friendly so I smiled back. But very nice almost little girlish with skipping a note. They sold roses and then she said "You wanta party?" It bright bold colors and a few dolls on people were running up to the stage took a second to set in but finally I the shelf. A big quilt covered the bed. throwing them at her. realized that she wanted me to pay her to •'party'' with her and more. I turned away quickly, half upset be­ cause of my disappointment in her virtues and half shocked that I had run into a prostitute in Las Vegas who propositioned me! This wore off later as we ran into several more. most of them were attractive-wearing nice clothes and carrying themselves well. One walked past me only to turn and call. She was tall, curly brunette hair, with high heels and shapely long legs that ended up stuffed into tight shorts. Some black girls sitting at a bus stop, catcalled and whistled at us. She put her legs over my shoulders ... so I wouldn't i ruin her make-up. This is what he told me about the experience: We were both pretty messed up and I was pretty horny. We actually left the bar at separate times and I began walking back to the motel when I decided I wasn't ready to sleep. So I started walking back the other way. There she was standing around CRITERION 15 The next day we were finally on our built to resemble Venice, Italy. We and the rest of us sat around and way to Kalifornya. We ended up in walked past one of the aquaducts argued with the old men about Santa Monica. We immediately got'up while heading to the beach. baseball. Some chick got real mad at close to the beach and parked. We ran Venice is a pretty famous place Chopper because he didn't have a to the beach and the five of us jumped these days. It was featured on 60 match for her cigarette. She was really into the ocean. It was the first time for Minutes twice last year and several out of it. Steven and Trasher. magazines. It is best known for its We went to the Santa Monica Pier After that, we got a motel room concrete boardwalk on the beach and went up and down it visiting the within walking distance of the beach. where all sorts of different people bars. We ended up at the end of the Trasher insisted on going to a fast food walk, rollerskate, and ride bikes. It is pier at a bar called Moby Diel 's. The joint called Tom's #6 which was an also known for the 40 year old pretty blonde barmaid sold us each a unequalled experience in cuisine and executives who sell all their belong­ five dollar drink called the ''blue ings so they can buy a condo in Venice marlin." The drink was transparent etiquette. So we had chili-cheese blue and really freaked Zipper out hamburgers for breakfast that morn­ and dress, talk and act like teenagen for the rest of their lives. because he thought he was drinking ing. We were sick for days and after shave. Anyway, we began to Chopper was so mad he made Trasher There are all types of characters refund the money he spent on the there. One guy was wearing all kinds leave when the barmaid stopped us of strange clothing and rollerskates. and told us we got to keep the glasses. meal. There was no hesitating while This made Zipper real happy but he ordering at Tom's. If you did, the guy He was singing some incomprehen­ taking your order got real upset and sible song while playing an electric was so wasted that he slipped on the would yell. One guy got yelled at for guitar with an amplifier strapped to his pier and broke his. asking when the bus stopped at the back. Some girl skated up to him Our next stop was the bumper car corner. through the crowd and stared directly place where the sign said not to make into his eyes for about 20 minutes. any head-on collisions. So we all got The guy inside had Others gave speeches and many tickets for that and ganged up on the people played instruments and sang. two guys that worked there and kept a shaved head and A big crowd gathered around a guy ramming them. After that we stum­ who was juggling knives and swords. bled back to the motel room and there was some girl Members of the Venice Beach Athletic passed out. We were obliterated. Club lifted weights, practiced gym­ The next morning we went up to with bleached hair nastics, played basketball and boxed. Hollywood and walked· around Holly­ Of course Trasher fit right in with wood Blvd. and Sunset Blvd. One of and a zebra top. the weirdos. As soon as we got there the brightest buildings is the Freder­ he ran down the boardwalk and we icks of Hollywood building which is We took off to the beach and walked didn't see him again until just before painted purple with pink trim. up the pier where a Mexican band was we left. He was talking to a girl with Fredericks is known for sexy ladies playing and all kinds of little shops short pink hair. lingerie. Trasher and I went into a were open. There was a little propeller While we were there we saw things punk rock store on Sunset called powered hang glider and some sky­ like a roller skate-bicycle exhibition. Poseur. On the door was all kinds of writers spelling out something about a When we were leaving we saw some graffitti. Some of it said "LA's wasted sneak preview at a local theater. A guy on a motorcycle get hit by a car but youth." The guy inside had a shaved plane flew along the coast dragging a he wasn't hurt as bad as he acted. It head and there was some girl with banner behind it which advertised really ruined his cycle though. bleached hair wearing a zebra top and Calvin Klein Jeans. We left Venice and went back shiny red shoes. They liked Trasher That afternoon we went to Venice to Santa Monica where we walked because he really gets into mod Kalifornya for a little cultural attack. downtown at night and went to a bar clothing. He bought all kinds of skinny Venice is a town that was originally where some of the guys played pool ties, punk buttons and a pair of

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16 CRITERION wrap-around sunglasses. room. We were all asleep and at first I at the Kentucky Fried Chicken place We drove around Hollywood that thought he was just throwing up. The and drink more. afternoon through all kinds of rich dripping sound kept on and we all got neighborhoods. Swimming pools, up and found Trasher sitting on a chair When I got back, Bentleys, Rolls Royces, Ferraris, and in his boxers and sunglasses playing in twenty foot high hedges were every­ the water. We figured they wouldn't the van was gone where. let us stay there the next day so we A couple of girls stopped us outside took off. and so were my of Tower Records and bummed a We spent the next two and a half quarter. They told us they were trying weeks travelling up and down the friends. to get enough for a shot of vodka. coast of Kalifornya, mostly the San Diego was our favorite place. That night we all went to The southern part under LA. Once we did Our first night there we stayed at a Whiskey a Go-Go where we saw Lenny drive up to San Francisco on the motel right on the beach and we were Kaye, ex lead guitar for Patti Smith. Pacific Coast Highway but it was real all acting real stupid. We went to a We also saw the Silvertones.Trasher cloudy and we couldn't see much of grocery store and bought some chips had a great time because he got really the view. We stayed in Monterey over and dip and found, much to our wasted and was dancing with all of the night but the fog never lifted so we delight, thE! liuqor section. So we - punks. These punk rockers don't were real burned out on that part of bought food and booze at the same dance in couples, they go out and hop the state. place. Steven had kind of become our around all over the place. Some of the In Malibu we watched some surfers chauffuer and navigator during the girls are real pretty but they do while the sun set. Some people had trip because he was acting like a real strange things to their hair to make it fires right on the beach and slept out geek. So he was driving us around San look sloppy. there during the evening. Steven Diego trying to find a good bar. We found someone's battery operated were pretty lost when Steven drove Trasher got his vibrator in the desk of our motel room. down this street headed towards the I was going to give it to TC but Zipper beach. We told him to park the van at nickname from threw it out the window while we were this little parking lot on the side of the headed down the highway at about street. There were all types of people calling everybody 90mph. roller skating all over the place and We went to the usual tourist they were all drinking beer and eating 'white trash'. places: Disneyland, Universal Studios pizza. Some of them were smoking pot and Knott's Berry Farm. Most of the in the open. Steven drove a little too We were all getting pretty blitzed. people spoke a foreign language and far and took the van out onto the Zipper was standing near the dance there were crowds everywhere. Secur­ boardwalk. We were headed down the floor in a daze while Chopper was ity guards . threw Chopper out of boardwalk where no cars were making fun of some girls. They were Knotts Berry Farm when he jumped a allowed. People were falling down on with some guys but Chopper is real big fence, ran underneath the old fashion­ their roller skates and yelling at us. and acts real confident so they just ed railroad bridge and climbed up a We ran some of them over the wall laughed along with him. fake mountain to be part of the display onto the beach. We kept telling Steven Trasher was really out of it because with a mechanical Indian. I think to back up and get out of there but he he never stopped dancing and when Chopper took some drugs one of the wouldn't stop and finally drove the van the hands were finished playing he surfers gave him the day before. He out onto the beach, just far enough to disappeared. We found him wander­ was the only one of us that made get us stuck in the sand. A big crowd ing from side to side almost all the way friends with the surfers and got to try of angry juvenile delinquents down to The Roxy, one block away. He the sport. But then, he looks like a immedjately surrounded us. A bunch had no idea what he was doing. When surfer. of girls were on Steven's side, swear­ we got him to the room he passed out After awhile our money began to tun ing at him. on the floor and we made fun of him out so we spent alot of nights in the Chopper and I decided it was time to because he was drooling down the side van and sneaking around beaches. We make friends so we got out of the van. of his mouth. were always paranoid about someone Some guy came up to me and said I Trasher got his nickname from finding us and getting kicked out. better buy some pot from him so I calling everyone white trash. He was As far as beaches go, Redondo had could bribe a guy with a four wheel originally from Virginia and this was the best looking girls. The majority of drive "buggy" to pull us out. I glanced some kind of hillbilly jargon, I guess. them were under 17, though. But they over to see a few guys trying to push We couldn't relate to it and got so sick sure knew how to dress and walk nice. us out but they weren't getting any of hearing it that we began calling him The girls in Kalifornya are very where. So we walked behind a building Trasher. Afer all, he was the most graceful and good atheletes. We were by the parking lot and I made the deal. obnoxious of us all. destroyed by some in a volleyball When I got back the van was gone and We had a tough time getting motel game. The girls at Huntington hated so were my friends. Some of the little rooms because nobody wants to rent a people from out of state and those in hoods told me they got pushed out and room to five rowdy guys. So we would Newport seemed too high class for us. left. "Hey, your friends took off, - send two of us in to the office and say We took a passenger ferry from man." So I walked up the street past a we needed a room for ourselves. Then Balboa Penninsula to Catalina Island police Blazer where I saw Chopper we would all sneak up and stay there. one day. Luckily there was a bar on running towards me. He said they Usually the guy on duty in the board because the trip was boring and finally got pushed out but Steven was afternoon would be off at night so it we all had hangovers from the night so freaked out he didn't want to come didn't matter then. We had planned to before. We thought Zipper was lying back and get me. stay at the same motel in Hollywood when he told us he saw a flying fish. We later found out we were only a for two nights because places in But he wasn't. There were tons of few blocks from where our motel was. Malibu were hard to get. But Trasher them. Catalina was a neat little island The northern beach there is called knocked over the ice chest full of with all types of little tourist traps. But Pacific Beach and the connecting melted ice and it flooded our small there was nothing for us to do but eat beach to the south is called Mission CRITERION 17 Beach. We ended up spending much We met these seven girls who were was mad because we wouldn't go to of our time on these beaches as many renting this big apartment for about any punk rock bars and Steven was college-aged people rent the apart­ $900 a month and they let us stay thert~ mad because we kept making fun of ments along the boardwalk and party for a few days because three of them him for driving onto the boardwalk. most of the time. The attitude was were going to be gone for awhile. They But we didn't care. pretty relaxed and alcohol was allowed were alot of fun because they were Zipper, Chopper and I got part time on the beach which it wasn't on some nuts and were real wild. jobs at the Jack In the Box on the of the beaches up the coast. They also Chopper, Zipper and I gave our corner and the girls let us stay at their had fire pits on the beach and people remaining money to Trasher and place. We payed them whatever we could, but mostly I think they just were out there 24 hours a day. Steven for a bus ticket home. Trasher liked us being around to party with. We got to be 'real good friends and did lots of crazy things together-like that trip to Tijuana. It's over now but I got a letter from them the other day and they said they might come to Colorado for their Spring Break.

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