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volume 27 issue25 Approval of lead to funds for If the Legislature acts by By Chris legislature to act quickly, to­ wards an April or May ap­ June 30 and passes the Olsen / proval," said Matt McLogan, Governor's plan, construction Staff Writer vice president of University of the Life Sciences Building Relations. could begin in the fall of 1993. LQtnrrr hau. Governor Engler has recommended thatthe Michigan State Legis­ lature approve a capi­ tal outlav budget of $770 million, which would include $39.9 million for the Grand Valley Life Sciences Building. The entire $770 mil­ lion proposal will go to state universities, H # r ' community colleges, KW*' *. and state agencies. The Life Sciences ar ' ■ JmvM'- - .■ Building proposal for . > Grand Valley would include faculty offices, classrooms and labo­ ratories that would engulf the present Loutit Hall on the Allendale campus. "Grand Valley does not have the $39.9 mil­ lion for the Life Sci- encesBuildingyet. The governor recom­ mended it," Student Senate President Len VanPopering said. "It still has to be passed by the Joint Outlay Committee, the Senate and the House." In addressing his recommendation on Grand Ma/fey way finally receive funds to build the Life Photo By N ikki Boertman March 12, Engler Sciences Building, which would surround Loutit Hall. stressed the impor­ tance of the $770 mil­ lion for capital outlay. GVSU Senate fighting zoning ordinance "Not only will these projects By Janet Meana The petition can be signed address major academic needs Staff Writer in die Student Senate Office, at our state universities and but only voters registered in community colleges, but they Student Senators are col­ Allendale Township can sign will help put thousands of lecting signatures on a peti­ it. Students can also register Michigan citizens back to tion to referendum the zon­ to vote in the Student Senate work," he said. ing ordinance that was Office, Ryder said. President Arend Lubbers passed by the members of "The Student Senate is cited the importance of the Life the Allendale Township taking on the majority of the Sciences Building for Grand Board on March 8. responsibility, assuming that Valley and its student body, They have until April 7 to the students will give forth while welcoming the collect the 155 signatures on their end," Ryder said. Governor's recommendation they need to get the issue on If the referendum is suc­ to the State Legislature for a special ballot so that the cessful, the issue will prob­ quick approval of the budget electors in Allendale Town- ably be voted on at the end of which the capital outlay is at­ shipcan voteonit, said James Jidy, Ryder said. The Stu­ tached upon. Ryder, the vice president of dent Senate will mail out ab­ "Construction of the Life the Political Actions Com­ sentee ballots to the students Sciences Build ing is not merely mittee of the Student Senate. that are gone for the sum­ an issue of relieving over­ The petition has to be mer. crowded classrooms. Con­ turned In within 30 days of "This ordinance is very struction of this facility is criti­ the passing of the ordinance crucial for the younger stu­ cal to our ability to provide and requires signatures from dents of Grand Valley be­ students with the knowledge at least eight percent of the cause it affects the future and skills they need to be suc­ P h o t o By E u c H o u a d a y amount of people that voted student housing more than cessful in an increasingly com­ Students from am sfhoob gathered at the Field House for the Ninth in die governor'sselection elec in the present student hous­ petitive job market," Lubbers Annual Scknce Olympiad on March 27. TheEggDmp was just one of Allendale Township. ing,''he added. . said. the numyevenistfntttstedtheskiBaof the students. "The governor wants the Page 2 The Lanthorn M arch 31,1993 Students reelect 22 representatives for 93-94 By Janet Meana Staff Writer

Seven hundred and fourteen students voted in the Student Senate elections last week, which was a 5.9 percent increase from the previous year, Senator Elizabeth Buskirk said. Twenty-two senators were reelected. Students elect 30 of the 35 senators. The remain­ ing five are appointed in the fall by the Student Senate appointments committee, Buskirk said. About 30 volunteers monitored the Student Sen­ ate polls, which were open for three days. New Student Senators

Kelly Aldrich Anthony Lawrence Renoulte Allen Stephanie Mack Nelson Aquino Stacey Mahoney Bettina Blank Spencer Miller Kristen Brooks Crystal Pettus Keirsten Browning Shauna Reed Edward Cardenas James Ryder Drew Cataldo Kathy Sly Craig Collins Marilyn Sorita Angela Cripe Scot Sroka Dee Feldt Peter Tadros Michelle Gardner David Taylor Scott Goldberg William Washington ChasHoff Heather Wood Oscar Jones Len VanPopering Michelle Gardner, Lisa Fisk, and Danny Quinzy cast their ballots for Student Senate. Photo By Dan Irvinc Students elect 30 of the 35 senators. The remaininfive are appointed in the fall. Meadows Clubhouse to open April 5 DISCOUNTS By Janet Meana said. Due to wet weather last fall AVAILABLE FOR PHOTO CLASS STUDENTS Staff Writer The University Club which only two-thirds of the course is made up of faculty members was seeded. The rest will be. The Meadows Clubhouse, has applied for a club liquor seeded as soon as possible, but ON ALL YOUR NEEDED SUPPLIES. which includes a pro shop license. They hope to have it will need time to grow, Sack and restaurant, will be open­ by the April 5 opening. said. Present your class "needs list" when ing April 5, according to Terry Only dub members will be Rates for the course haven't making your purchase! Sack, the assistant vice presi­ able to drink alcoholic bever­ been set yet, but according to dent for Campus Operations ages at the clubhouse, but any­ Sack, "students should be able and Planning. one can become an assodate to play 18 holes out there for /FILM / PAPERS "By all means, students are member of the dub for $2, Sack less than they would pay at welcome in the d ubhouse and said. The membership will be other good public courses in / CHEMICALS / NEG SLEEVES welcome to use the restau­ for a calendar year and not for the area." rant and pro shop," Sack said. a 12 month period. /TANKS /T O N E R The clubhouse is located on A week-long grand opening the north side of Campus of the dubhouse is planned for / THERMOMETERS / BATTERIES Drive West. The restaurant September. TAGE RENTACAR seats85 and will havea higher The Learning Center, which NEW: Custom Color Photo Processing - 28th St. Store quality of food than a typical is across the street from the golf course restaurant, Sack clubhouse, is scheduled to We Rent To: 18 & LOW PRICES & CONVENIENT LOCATIONS! said. open in mid-May. It includes older with credit card "We're rushing the open­ a driving range and two prac­ 1533 Wealthy ing a little bit so members of tice holes. Golf lessons will CARS & VANS T T T 7 . 51 Monroe Mall the university community also be available there. ha ve a chance to see it and use The opening of the 18 hole 3150 Plainfield it before school is out," Sack course is scheduled for Sept. 1. Special Weekend Rates 2883 S-Wilson, Grandville Grand Rapid* Grand Haven Holland 2035 28th St. S.E., 3795 28* SW 424 S. Bcochnt. 176 Colombia O (616)532-9100 (616)842-9100 (616)3944800 (Grand Central Plaza) ...... \ I The Seven Wonders Of The World! | I the annual I X i g h t I Bud P ry I I I Kill lane Red | SPRING SALE Miller Lite I M iller R eserve I I IIIthe grand slam of savings" I I I All Might Long w/ this ad!* I '01 lor good I 0i ill 4/9/93 is coming soon! I I * iw # ’1 ; UNIVERSITY II mucjwtk ■OUTWWWTINM ram Josh's South 1 8 2 0 4 4 th SW Just West o f Burlingame b o o k s t o r e M arch 31,1993 Th e Lanthorn Pace 3 Speaker advocates vegetarianism

By Paul Torres Staff Writer Valley

Six billion people can be fed if five to 10 percent of the population switched to a veg­ etarian diet; 13 million people can be fed the soybeans and grains it takes to feed livestock in the United States. Ninety-five percent of the oats grown in the United States is grown for livestock and 99 percent of carbohydrate is wasted by cycling grain through livestock. Gary Vella, from the Kalamazoo-Area Animal Lib­ eration League, expressed the Please see VELLA, p. Science and math dean elected president

of P hoto By Dan Irvinc international student from Japan, demonstrates academy of Japanese Week. More Japanese Week

Douglas Kindschi, Photo By A dam Carroll dean of Science and Gary Vella of Kalamazoo gave a presentation on vegetarianism and Mathematics, was animal cruelty in research on Thursday, March 25. elected president of the Michigan Acad­ emy of Science, Arts Thinking ct buying a Computer ??? and Letters during the You Are Invited To Attend A Lecture By Hot sure uibat to got nr uubat gnu need ??? organization's annual Talk In ttie Experts ill meeting on March 5, according to news and Mary Daly information services. Demonstrations from ttie major Kindschi has been a Feminist Author and Philosopher computer companies mill Pe held oo member of the acad­ the FUendale Campus in the illaoitou emy for 10 years, “Outercourse: The Computer Lab euerij meek. Hours are serving on its execu­ fro m im a a flin to 2 :0 0 pm each ol tive board for six Be-Dazzling Voyage" ttie following dags: years. Last year, he 7:30 pm, Thursday, April 1 served as the presi­ Tuesday - Data Storage marketing dent-elect. He cur­ Eberhard Center Room 215 rently chairs the LUednesdag - Apple Computer Inc Academy's Centennial Sponsored by Women's Studies of GVSU Committee. and Ideas and Issues Partially Funded by the Student Lie Fee and Lecture Series Ttiursdag - IBF1 Corp The academy has more than 700 mem­ Fridag - Eenitli Data Sgstems bers comprised of professionals from the public and private sector, including busi­ Nite Club ness, industry and government. The Michigan Acad­ Series emy of Science, Arts . and Letters is affiliated you have any questions or would with the National As­ ,!1 - a catalog listing what is offered sociation of Acad­ contact the emies of Science. KEVIN HUGHES Kindschi joined Grand Valley in 1976 Thursday 9pm as Dean of the Kirkhof April 1st College. In 1982, he Promenade Deck was appointed Dean of Kirkhof Center the Division of Science and Mathematics. 225 Manitou Kindschi obtained ‘Let's Talk About Sex!! Hall both his master's and doctorate degrees OIJBLE • HEADER* or call from the University of Bonnie Wisconsin. 2 Weeks Walli Collins & Robbie Prlntz VI April 17th, 1993, 7pmCroWs Nest, Kirkhof Center at 895-2130 funded 6 f the Student Life fee Page 4 TheLanthorn M arch 31,1993 Speaker blames prejudices on parental and educational influences plain how this leads to con­ By Mike Ring conduct informal experiments Staff Writer flicts during adolescence when by going to shopping malls and parents try to regain control of watching infants react to us," their lives and the adolescent "If you have somebody that he said. refuses to accept the shift of was enslaved, you have to have "You would think that an power. someone who has done the en­ infant in a stroller would not All of this tied into his theory slaving," How come you never know the difference between read a narrative that the about those w h i t g folks? Actually 'you would think that an infant in a slave own- we do, we call it "American his­ stroller would not know the difference p r e s s e d tory." the culture Dr. Joseph between black and white." of the en- Brown, a pro­ slaved fessor of English and African- black and white. Oh, yes, they black people by "defining the American Studies at Xavier do. Parents don't realize how terms by which they lived in," University in New Orleans, re­ perceptive infants are to body i.e. forcing the slaves to accept lated the importance of black language." white culture while repressing culture in American society in "Who defines the terms by the black culture. a lecture he gave on March 26. which we live?" Brown asked. Dr. Brown stresses that the By opening his lecture with a He used a new-born baby as educational system is also to taped "spiritual," a song that an example of how the lives of blame. "As students, you've Jeff Dykstra, a seventh grader at Moline Christian Middle slaves use to sing while they the parents are redefined by the learned more about the French School, tests his paper airplane for its aerodynamic Revolution than you have worked, Dr. Brown stressed his needs of the child. \ c apabilites during the Science Olympiad Saturday. point that culture isn't trans­ Brown then went on to ex- aboutNat Turner's Rebellion." mitted by a formal education, but through "sound, gestures, story-telling, art, and lan­ guage." Is Hair Salon Children are bombarded by ‘ W atch For their parents with preconceived New Location ideas about black and white m Mid-May Opening cultures, Brown believes. Par­ ► 6171 Lk M ich Drive ents are using their children as Next to Piersma's Pharmacy mouthpieces to express their own feelings. ► M onday & Tuesday "Sister Thea Bowman, a 1 t $1.00 discount with Student ID •ip . _____ regularly $9.00 friend of mine, and I would llim ►895-5717 / y MJJ.

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CONGRATULATES THE NEW MEMBERS INITIATED ON MARCH 17, 1993

JUNIOR/SENIOR Karen Fleener Trisha Mikkelson GRADUATE INITIATES FRESHMAN HONOREES PKP FELLOWSHIP INITIATES Rebecca Fleury Jenni fer Mili tzer NOMINEE Kimberly Goolish Sheri Moelker Kimberly DeGraaf Jennifer Boersen Julie Barnes Denise Granica Lanae Monera James Faber Kristen Brooks Linda Posthuna Tanmy Barnett Christopher Haan Michael Monti Is Joyce McPheron Abraham Carrillo Deborah Bellows Yvonne Hart lisa Morris Beth Sendre Tye Dodge CHAPTER OFFICERS Jennell Biller Shelly Hawkins Shawn Munger Linda Yuhas Lee lafond Colleen Bodbyl Russell Headworth Karen Pat in Kerri Meyer Melvin Northup, lelande Bond Douglas Heilman Christie Petersen Carrie Montgomery President Juli e Bos June Hiddema Paul Pitsch Joyce Ohm Allan TenEyck, Rebecca Boyer Heidi Hoekstra Richard Purcey Chris Parcheta President-Elect Tricia Brink Kelly Hoffmeyer Urminda Ross FACULTY INITIATES Jenni fer Poel Mary Seeger, Paige Brooks M. Christine Holmes Rochelle Rossman Kristie Thor ley Secretary Jill Cabanilla Phyllis Hurd Mary Salacina Forrest Armstrong Heather VanSchoick Joseph Adamski, Brian Christman Angela Jackson Pamela Schaefer Frances Kelleher Stephanie Vining T reasurer Russell Chudy Andrew Kemp Mathew Schirado Glenn Niemeyer Bethany Waterbury Edward Cole, Diane Cl inger Alan Kimber Sandra Socia Ivo Soljan Tonya WiIholt Historian Patti Cooreman Julie Ann Ki rby Beth Spitzley Denna Couture Cheryl Kloska Christine Stull Dana Damaska Kimberly Knoll Kathleen Swanson Robert DeBoer II Charlotte Kluting Cynthia Szymczak Laura DeGraaf- Benjamin Kopperl Cassondra Unger Pl*POSE: The primary objective of the National Honor Society of Phi Kappa Vruggink Ennda Kuhn Daniel Van Huis Phi is the recognition and encouragement of superior scholarship in all Brenda DePotty Sandra Lake Todd Van Klavern academic disciplines. The Society is convinced that in recognizing and Becky Dill Michele Leach Sharon VanMullekom honoring those persons of good character who have excelled in scholarship, Kathleen Donbrowski Kathleen Lehman Len Van Popering in whatever field, it will stimulate others to espouse excellence. Moreover, Sue Dombrowski Kama la London Amber Uaddell the Society feels that it serves the interests of the student capable of Karen Dormerhack Danielle Luce Laurie UiIson excellence by insisting that in order to acquire a chapter of Phi Kappa Phi, Robert Eyestone Christine McCoy Saralyn Woodcock an institution provide the means and atmosphere conducive to academic Kimberly Fink Brian McFarren Ting Yik excellence. Clinton acted wrongly in naming Hillary to health post By Chris Olsen Staff Writer______

When running for the office of the President of the United States, Bill Clinton said that if he were elected, tire American people would be getting "two for the price of one." I thought to myself, "What does that mean, Clinton and Gore working closer than the President and Vice President in the past?" A scary thought at best.

Please see CLINTON, p. 6 Oatnbulrt By Tntiun# MUa SwvfeM FRANKLY speaking with Frank Buscemi STORE WARS! A long time ago in an apart­ "Do we have bread, paper ment galaxy not so far away, a towels, cheese, Doritos, Stopping racism should young college man went to his Cheetos or Tostitos?" refrigerator for a bite to eat It gets tough, especially when start right here, on during the Universal Super you're at Meijer. Have you Bowl. To his astonishment, the seen that-place lately? It's Empire of Starvation had looking like the next Death Star our campus swiped all of his food stuffs. in there. They1ve got it all tom What would he do? There was up; it's quite chaotic. They've For the semester and a people go to white parties, little time to dunk. Should he got open live wires hanging half that I have been here, I and white people go to or from the ceiling. There's men have seen no change in black parties. I just wish driving hi-lows lurking around predicament racism. It is the same way that people would realize every comer. The smell of for our hero! fresh paint is rampant. now that it was in high that we are human and we Does this sound familiar? We I recently paid them a visit school. Being around more have to live on this Earth citizens are faced with this kind and faced many obstacles on young adults; I thought ' together, of dilemma day in and day out my food-seeking journey. Iran that it would have With all the problems We push ourselves to near­ like a rat in a maze, picking up changed. with Earth and the deple- starvation levels just to save little clumps of cheese and There are still minority tion of its human supplies, those extra pennies so that we in my pouch. groups, segregated parties racism is just going to add can pay our cable TV bills. This I ran into a detour that and the majority of the to the swiftness of human is wnen those econo-boxes of read, "The bread aisle has been groups (friends) are extinction, macaroni and cheese come into moved next to children's homogeneous. My main point to this play. lingerie." The ideas I have to whole letter is, if any "Heley, man, what do we have The next sign read, "Personal eliminate possible prob- person is caught perform- to eat?" hygiene has been move to foe lems are quite simple. ing any kind of racially 'Tour boxes of Titan-Man ancient Aztec pottery aisle." macaroni and cheese' and three Instead of having minority motivated acts on this And they say that this place cans of sardines." is built on common sense? clubs, there should be one campus, they should be put "Maybe we ought to go to the They should call it the store large dub called that in a racism crisis center. If store and buy some real food." built on confusion, but it makes Rainbow Union. that doesn't work then Thus begins the real pain, the some sense. I am a Hispanic Amen- expulsion is top priority, actual voyage to the store. After hours of this torture, can. People think that I To get rid of a problem You arrive, grab your demoli­ you get to go to the checkout would want a Latino we must start from the tion derby shopping cage cart area - and read the tabloid Student Union, but I don't inside and work our way and begin to weave in and out headlines. "Giant cat gives need a dub to show pride out I don't see why we of the aisles carving a path of birth to a seeing eye dog that in my heritage. I think can't come up with some financial destruction aivd chaos. speaks French. "Ghost of peo|m should be proud of kind of system at GVSU The worst part of grocery Michael Jackson's nose haunts shopping is the tough decisions their races, but do it for and turn it into a nation- White House." 1993 31, March Wednesday, self-gratification, not for wide anti-racism program, we're faced with around every Basically, shopping is a big the public satisfaction. comer. hassle. It adds too much This goes for otf the dubs, "Do we need eggs?" unnecessary stress. However, not muy on campus. Sincerely, "What kind of cereal should there is a bright side, we only we get, 'Mega-Sugar Chunkies/ have four weeks left then our As for the parties, l know Arthur R. Morales 'Mister Grainy Fiber Triangles' mommies get to do the shop­ or 'Marshmallow- Os'?" ping for us!

The points of view expressed in this section do not Sarah Stinson Editor in Chief necessarily reflect the opinions of the staffs of The Jennifer Wigger Assistant Editor Lanthom or of Grand Valley State University. MaI P m nnnw «tt' Mnrnm Cj};ixu> - Letters to the Editor should be 500 words or less, and The Lanthom reserves the right to edit for content, Flaw Buscemi . . Opinion Editor space, and readability. Sherry Peaks Campus Life Editor Submissions may be dropped off in The Lanthorn Beth Grienke Entertainment Editor office, downstairs Kirkhof Center, or should be sent to the following address: Grand Valley State University s s s s r ass? The Lanthorn- "Letters to the Editor" Lynnelle Tans Copy Editor One College Landing Sara Muhiz Art Director Allendale, Ml 49401

Editorial Phone 895-3120 Bueinese Phone 895-3608 Mike Joseph Account Manager FAX 895-3700 HBNIMG OP TW LA N IM N B FUNDS) IN PART BY YCUI STUDENT LIFE F Lawrence Beery Advisor Pace 6 The Lanthorn M arch 31,1993

CLINTON, from p. 5 ------Much to my suprise, he was referring to his wife, now first lady, Hillary Rodham- Clinton. By not being able to accept a formal post from the president due to Lyndon Johnson's amendment to the constitution restricting family members of the president from accepting key positions in the cabinet, Hillary heads the President's task force on health care reform. Her office in the White House is close to the President's and she is his wife. This is wrong. While Clinton is cutting and slashing at the defense budget, Hillary is off reforming the health care system to the tone of her liberal views, which are expressed in cabinet meetings with the President and his cabinet members. Such a position of task force head should not have gone to Mrs. Rodham- Clinton, but a person of non-bias posi­ tion to the White House and the Presi­ dent. to do this in order to live "a life a guest speaker for Students Who will Clintonlisten to first, Hillary cuse because of due to the animals’ different based on respect and compas­ for Animal Awareness. or Leon Panetta who heads the office of the worldwide body make-up. management and budget, a key posi­ devastations Vella urged those who want sion." Vella spoke on March 25 as tion in the cabinet? Hillary has access that are to take a that equals no other official in Wash­ present. stand for ington, while not holding a position of Vella, who animals to a cabinet member. This is confusing was wearing a ban zoos irkickirH citirkk * * * * * * ^ and frustrating to Republicans and small animal and circuses must be to cabinet members whose leg trap on his that feature positions are of the utmost importance coat, said that a n i m a l s . * to the nation. the people People in­ * The health care system does need to must come first terested can be reformed, but not by the First Lady. argument is no also reduce * ______justification for themeatand * VELLA, from p. 3 a meat-dairy diet since we are dairy in their diets. A ll * urgency fbrpeopleto become only "guests on a host planet." * He also noted the He said it * vegetarians because of the is important * conseqwences that result from unreliability of animal testing * American Sub * a high meat Ham,Salami, and Bologna * and dairy diet. * He said a with Two Kinds of Cheese on * good reason to * a bun * quit eating * meat was for needed for innovative non-profit special education camp serving children with * health reasons. speech and language impairments, learning disabilities and mental impairments. * AND A 20 oz. SODA! * A study An excellent learning experience and/or summer job for practicing teacher or * indicated that college student training to work in education, recreation, social woik, speech * there was less therapy, psychology, and other people oriented career areas. * fo r $4.00 stomach Strong staff training component. Campground is located near beautiful Baldwin * Lake in Greenville, Michigan. Program operates from July 5th to July 31st, * cancer in * people who 1993. Room and Board is included in salary which ranges from $85 to $135 or without a beverage for per week, depending upon training and experience. Additional $10 per week * did not con­ * for WSI certification. Minimum requirements include 18 years of age or older * $ 3 .5 0 sume meat and a high school diploma, some college training is preferred. * and dairy as a * major part of Interviews will be held on the Grand Valley State University Campus at the * * their diets. Placement office, 105 Commons, on April 14th, 1993, from 9:00 a m to 5:00 895-3272 / 3654 * Vella said p m For more information, and/or to schedule an interview, contact Timothy * the anthropo­ L. Krug, PhD., Director of Special Education, Montcalm Area Intermediate * Pick-up or Delivery * centric view of School District 621 New Street Stanton, Michigan 48888. Telephone: (517) * humans, that 831-5261 from 7:00 am . to 6:00 pm . * minimum order of $5.00 before delivery is, seeing ani­ * * Good from 3-30 to 4-13 mals as infe­ E.O.E. * rior, is no ex- * m m m ENJOY SPRW& W iT h A m v ie w s ' campus dtew APaP-TMEWTS SPACE. AVAitABtE-

MM u E a I Week of events celebrates Japanese culture . Tuesday highlighted the dents cooked Yaki-Tori for the specialize ina specific productproduo By Steven Nicolet speaker Roger Lankeet- "World of Japan" food booth. which he demonstrated by us­ Staff Writer Yamazaki who spoke on Japa­ Events concluded Friday ing the example of rice and nese businessinthel990s. Don with an open forum. The topic steel. Grand Valley's first ever Williams, Dean of Minority was "Buy American? Buy Japa­ Helgert supported the side Japanese Week was held March Affairs, Yoshiki Kumazawa, nese?" The panelists were Dr. of buying American products 22 through 29. Masayoshi Yamazaki, Joseph Helgert of the School of as long as quality is die same. The week long celebration Takahiko Ogata and Akiko Communications, Dr. Samir One should buy American was sponsored by die Euchre Tamura displayed various Ishak of Management and Dr. products even though some of Qub. The program started souvenirs in the Mainsail John Reifel of Economics. the products are produced Monday with an authentic Lounge. Reifel supports buying Japa­ outside of the country. Japanese tea ceremony in the Grand Valley's annual Eth­ nese and believes in a free trade Japanese Week was held in Mainsail Lounge. The event was nic Festival was held on Thurs­ system. A market based conjunction with Diversity performed by Akiko Tamura. day, where the Japanese stu­ economy allows a country to Month.

First of five BFA exhibits to open in Calder Gallery On April 5, the first of four sign majors: Robyn Pargeon, tation will open April 26 and from 4 - 7p.m. consecutive Bachelor of Fine Laura Settle and Michelle Wil­ remain open until April 30. Admission is free and the Arts Exhibitions will be pre­ liams. The dates for this show­ Works by Dave Ford (sculp­ gallery is barrier free. Gallery sented in Calder Galleiy. This ing are April 19-23. The public ture) and Todd Henrickson hours are M -W and F from 10- first exhibition is scheduled to reception is planned for April (printmaking) will beexhibited. 5p.m. and Thursdays from 10- run through April 9 and will 23, from 4 - 7p.m. An opening reception for the 6p.m. For additional informa­ include the work of Todd The fourth and final presen­ artists will occur on April 26, tion, call (616) 895-3486. Harrison, Theresa Tort and Gary Parson, all graphic design majors. A public reception is GVSU to host pipe organ series planned for April 9 from 4-7 p.m. Grand Valley State Univer­ Central United Methodist dition to playing the organ for The second exhibition will sity will host the Van Andel Church in Muskegon. Carpen­ all church services and admin­ showcase the works of Michael Pipe Organ Series, three con­ ter will perform Bach's ’Prelude istering the entire music pro­ Knoll, a fine arts major in certs held at noon on the first and Fugue in C Minor"; gram. He also directs the Cos­ painting. The works of Mike three Tuesdays in April, at the Handel’s "Concerto #1 in G and mopolitan Male Singers and Kowalczyk, a graduate of Cook DeWitt Center on the Andante"; Mendelssohn's "So­ teaches organ at the Muskegon graphic design, will also be Allendale Campus. The Con­ nata No. 2 in C Minor"; Community College. Carpen­ displayed. This second exhibi­ certs are open to the public free Schumann's "Sketch in D- Flat"; ter holds bachelor's and tion will open April 12 and will of charge. Franck's "Pastorale"; and master's degrees in music from continue through April 16 with The first concert in this se­ GigouFs ’Toccata." Ball State University and a sa­ a public reception occurring on ries, to be held on April 6, will Carpenter directs four vocal cred Music Master's degree April 16 from 4 -7 p.m. feature Troy Carpenter, or­ choirs and four handbell choirs from Union Theological Semi­ The third exhibition presents ganist and choirmaster at the at the Muskegon church, in ad­ nary in New York City. the work of three graphic de­

Poem of the week,

The Calling ensa, ac 1 1993 31, March Wednesday,

As a thick black bkmket is uncovered in my mind I can't believe what Ifind1. Apart of me frightening, yet exciting. To find another dimension of my personality that I never knew existed, tint's not possible, how could I have missed it? To bring out this new found inner glow l make a declaration, that I shall bestow Bestow upon those who had doubt, I will take all my bad habits and rescind, fix allbadrekdionshipsand friendships that are severed,! shall mend. Ttese things I will do-not instrumental^, but from my heart with sincerity. Respect all others who respect me, and wipe the frown from my face, continue my endeavors in life and my dreams 1 will chase! Approach life each day with an open mind, heart and eyes, l will make rational decisions and be wise Inevitable happiness and success I know because 1 vrill always do my best. Life is a continuous journey not a destination, don't ponder over the world's negative manifestations. Thisthick,blackblanket isnowfoldeddownatthefootofmy mmd, only tobe pulled- upasllayinm y cold grave Ed SchedHwur struts but I will never shiver from the cold or fear because I know T m saved. his stuff inhopesof igm e ultimate itt by Terralyn R. Jones - Mr. Laker. PHOTOS BY ADAM CAJUtOU. Page 8 The Lanthorh M arch 31,1993

1- We wanted to emphasize that Germany is the economic leader in Europe, as well as its diversity of local foods, beers, &c M 2- O urfolk:^stife^gnp;' 3-We MidGeimm Wieners, which were butcher. Sausage is very common as a snack or Germany The annual Ethnic Festival was held March 25 from 12-5p.m. in the Promenade Deck of the Kirkhof Center. 19 booths were present, most of which represented countries, but which also included the International Studies booth and U.S.A. Vegetarian booth, sponsored by Students for Animal Awareness. Ethnic costumes, food, music, and displays were only some of the many interesting tilings at the ethnic festival.

Each booth wasasked three questions: 2-74/ us a little about your country. What important aspects are you trying to emphasize? 2- What doyou think is the bestjmost interesting item that your booth has? 3- Tell us a littk about the food you brought to the ethnic festival.

France

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1- Within the last decade Poland has gone froma communist cou Haiti, Canada, The country, in the heart of Europe, is steeped in culture and histor culture, history, and food of Poland. want to 2- Ourplerogi was of course dehdous, but our costumes were ali 3^feregi is a popular food in Poland. It's a filled dumpling; o mashed potatoes and cheese.

firench pastry. We are serving cream puffs and crepes. Very fattening,butveiyddkiousand iypicallyfirendh Bonappetit!!

RUSSIA Sophomore jay Dave demonstrates a dance from PHOTO BY DAN IRVING his native India. 1- We tried to show the importance of potatoes in Russian culture, as well as the heartfelt struggle of Russia to become the "most chosen nation" by their creation of really excellent music. Mexico and Latin America 2- The information-packed Russian studies ma­ jors. 1- We sought to emphasize the many aspects of life in Latin 3- We had plum chicken. It's edible. America. 2- Our most interesting things were letters from these coun­ tries, money, and pottery. 3- We sold nachos with cheese and meat.

* 4 r J-Italy is a Mediterranean country in the shapeof aboot. It is known by the world as the cradle of Renais­ sance art and sculpture. We tried to empha­ size Italian art, folklore, and cui­ sine. 2- Our ethnic food and colorful display were fire best parts of our UtVINC booth. . These Japanese items were just a few of the many interesting objects PHOTO BY DAN 3- We sold displayed at the Ethnic Festival. breadstidcs and marina ra sauce- Bahamas al though the sauce is Italian^ 1- Bahamasisagroup of700islands off the East Coast of Flcarida,stretching from this seems to be theAtianticto^Ca^ , more of an 2- lndigenous Bahamian food " d ii< ^ sauce", which is chicken bouaJm lemon American foymr- sauce, mixed with potatoes, onions, and celery. Ddkfousj ite snack.

celebrations, social gatherfogs, and parties. M arch 31,1993 The Lanthorn Page 9 Trinidad and Tobago f International Studies Office (sponsored by S.T.A.G.E.) 1- We had information and fliers for the study-abroad programs that our office is offering. 1-We wanted to emphasize both our countries' festivals 2- Dorothea's cheesecake was the most interesting item we had. (Everyone was raving about and the theatre's involvement m 3-Cheesecake, strawberry glazed bananas, chocolate cookies, cherry tarts. ****** °f Trinidadand 3-We has peanut brittle, tropical fruit, and sweet drinks, aUof which are common street foods. Itis popularto sell \bridte to car driven at stop lights.' * ------

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PHOTO (Y DAN UMNO PHOTO BY DAN DtVINC Alberto Macias keeps a pinata moving as a youngster takes a swing. 3 - W e H i i P H vegetarian chili, tofu fried! j.ulOC^x^nflF’vrCCXi-xyyWjC^yljC^wyx] nosma-nerzegovina ana uroana A with cauliflower. They dbn't containmeatdaiiyproducts I 1- Croatia is an old European nation only recently liberated from the Seitoo-communist rtiytoa more democratic nation. tealthyT/ Yugoslavia. Together with Slovenia, Bosnia, and Macedonia, Croatia (Hrvatska),disgusted We are trying to emphasize the Dy IMAVisn 0tpioitauOn «no fjrXulUly/ KSu tnc TupMIsWii BcflwdQOn.ul WJ?#* < p • v' Aspects: Croatia and Bosnia are two old cultures with an incredible richness of monu- I £TG&t* rwere filled with a mixture of by Seriate. Wewanttostress the European position of Croatia and Bosnia, and to make to the worfd aware of their importance to European culture. 2- Many of then are equally important, hut perhaps dte most valuable are the books f a t t e n and Bosnian cultural. It wasgreat to exhfoit Croatian and Bosnian flags! (Croatianand Bosnian) prepared by VinkaSoljan wasalsogreatandwasquickly soldB out! 3-Dalmatian (Croatian) cod salad; Bosnian cheese pie (Arnica); Croatian stuffed rolls V ^ tZagrebacki roscid (horns); walnut and raisin roll; panini (sweet, dry bread)). Dobar tek?

India People's Republic^ 1-Indiaisacoun- of China tiy with many cul­ tures and dimates; 1- We tried to emphasize it isvery diverse in Chinese culture: pictures, all aspects. Tliere paintings, Chinese characters, are 16 main‘ lan­ arts, etc. guages and over 2- We wTOte Chinese names 200 dialects. Our for American people with a stall was run by Chinese brush. This is a kind Nimisha Shah and of art. JayDavewhocame 3- We had dumplings, which from the state of were made from flour, meats, Gujarat and vegetables, and which i s a 2*The food was typical Chinese food. good. We had some art and embroidery on display. We also wore our national Denmark and costumes, which aremadefromsilk, Sweden and generally thought to be very 1- We were trying to show the two countries with slides, beautiful. 3-Wehad Indian several pictures, and books. favorites like: Most people wentfor the food, Samosa-a pastry but some actually stopped for a while and talked, and we got stuffed with mashed vegetables the chance to tell them a little about Sweden and Denmark. and spice. Fapadam-wheat 2- Everything was interest­ and com flower ing. I think, though, that we were the interesting items at crisps. Far Far-rice flour our booth. We have experi­ •v - '"vw-A. **--«*• ~ ...... —...... ■■■■■■■ ■■ — ——■■ — - ences to share. crisps. oe Barrette demonstrates his talent on the bagpipes. PHOTO ” DAN U(V1NC 3- We sold Swedish crispbread sandwiches with, for example, Danish cheese /^XJilited Arab Emirates on them. The bread is made of rye, and it's got a character­ 1-JLife in the 'desert' is a ball, and more of a modem metropolis than the usual istic "crunch" to it Very good! W a*d .hep^ca^ PHOTO BY DAN KVINC were our most interesting items. 3*We only sold pop! ______Wednesday, March 31, 1993 Oscar Chat Oscar Next Next year, every year and after Came that, that, I I'll think just listen to the mercials were more interesting. dressing as Dil from from Dilas dressing audiences surprised Crystal with his entrance. Instead of of Instead entrance. his with entertaining, was ceremony categories. of main 6 the of out have all we need. we all have along spice add to there and huh tl, o ln. Billy long. too still, though Ac­ Supporting Best as Tomei with Crystal's humor and we we and humor Crystal's with here singers few A that. at it tie-breaker correct along with 4 with along correct tie-breaker the answering by took the prize Caroll narrowly Carroll. Adam tress. Marisa missing only correctly, E. 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ACROSS 10 11 11 Neighborhood Sound Check 1 Victim r 5 Broadway hit 9 Mist Thompson r 13 Clastic villain Retard Bus: All aboard! 14 Has flu far from the only talented mem­ symptoms By Dawn Soelberg worried about a low turn-out 16 Sllant ons Staff Writer because of the free show, but ber. Bassist Ken Breadhoff and 17 Bemstain opsra even before Retard Bus went guitarist Bryan Hurzenga hold 20 Affirmative 21 Fssdbag tidbits I tried to interview Retard on, all the seats and the major- down the fort with a kindled 22 Caused a Bus three weeks ago at the Rep­ ity of standing room were taken. tonnage that is neither thrash disturbance nor soft. Newest member, 23 Ashtabula’s tile House. After asking many Resin Mattress opened the stats questions with few serious re­ show with Alice In Chains ac­ Curtis McEwan, keeps the 24 Gambling town plies from vocalist Mark curacy. The second song from tempo from falling to tame lev­ 25 Public tiffs 28 Nominal Hendershot, I knew I would the l6tlamazoo band charged els by adding a seductive 31 Puccini opus not find the answers I was the crowd with a nostalgic bass rhythm to Hendershot's wish­ 32 Garments ful diatribing. 33 Ballad looking for. Shortly before line. Near the finale of their set, 35 Chip in chips sirens chased shadows along Resin Mattress members traded Retard Bus' live show boasts 36 Sophia's Division St., bassist Ken instruments with one another a little finesse from everything husband 37 Feels sick Breadhoff, guitarist Bryan to chant out a well-written song. on the edge; I found myself 38 Drone Hurzenga, and drummer Assmashingas thegreenbeer reminded of the Cure, Jane's 39 Gr. god of 01992 Tribune Madia Sarvioat, Inc. Curtis McEwan departed with and Resin Mattress became, Addiction, and Henry Rollins. mockery AH Rights Reserved 40 Thread the only truth unchallenged by only former experience could The sinister sights can only be 41 Explains ANSWERS the awkward interview, "You have prepared the crowd for found in the nightclubs that the 43 Victim for a 8 Lawmaker abbr. Bus drives through. Otherwise cause 9 Academy O C O B U U U O LJfeJUU have to see us live." Retard Bus. A man climbing 44 In addition 10 Landed UfcJUL) BUCJBU feJUQU I have heard rumors con­ through fish net, vising through Retard Bus can tackle the ear on 45 Pond 11 Appointment BBBBfelDOtjLllJtJUOBH their soon to be released CD, 12 In the center of cerning Retard Bus' stage per­ an African mask began to belt 46 Verdi opus m m CJBOD UUUUQH God, Bars, and Jesus Pieces. The 49 Weather word 15 Part of a fugue fcJEJtlU UHHO sona, stories of the aggressive "Punching Bag," the loud cry 50 Allas 16 Black tee iDUEJIim HUUUHHB costumes' potent energy. Re­ of confrontment. It was the release may be put out on the 53 “Ring" finale 19 Jap. aborigines new indy label, Pivot, which (with “Die") 23 Fairytale feJWBUW UldClUO felt! LI tard Bus picked the perfect course title in a set built on inte­ start y u n u b u u u b t i u c j u also features material from 56 Recent HUM BUDBU CJHHLIO night to invite me to a show: St. gral ugliness. As the rest of the 57 Leoncavallo 24 Irani coins Soiled Betty. character 25 Attempt IDUULJUUU fJUCJfelUH Patrick's Day. Martini's was band laid down nauseating bass 58 Butterine 26 Like a dunce BOBO plastered in green (my favorite lines and industrial Jazz-like 59 Ger. river cap BBEJBUU BOOB UHB color). Shamrocks adorned the notation, Hendershot jumped 60 Headquarters 27 Ms Lauder llOtlBBOUDBUtiBBBa 61 Daybreak 28 Convex molding OCUH BfeUHUU BUCIU walls like full body tattoos off the speakers and taunted 29 Tilting Dm h isjuvl: while college students, par­ the crowd. If ‘-watching' DOWN 30 Come from 1 Have mercy on behind ents, d.j.'s, club-hoppers, and Hendershot crawl around in a ' 2 Hard to find 32 Bit pari 43 Burrowing 50 Ger. assembly musicians drank, you guessed dress wasn't enough to leave a ' E 3 Conceits 34 Belg. river rodent hall it, green beer. memory in the minds of the, 4 are my 36 Mate 45 Female monster 51 Was acquainted lucky star*’ 37 Yorkshire of myth with Well over two hundred guessing audience, a tidal wave, 5 Fr.port river 46 Give the eye 52 Literary people came to drink beer and of fireworks splattered the cor- i & nine 6 Vinegar pref. 39 Cecil B. De — 47 Amphibian conflict 7 is a 40 Delibes opera 48 Cigar end 54 — Passos watch Retard Bus, despite a free rupted atmosphere. at THE INTERSECTION 49 Ebb 55 Sorting Cell show at the Reptile. Although Hendershot is the' recording” 42 Stumble MONDAY APRIL 5,1993 Hendershot admitted being most eccentric member, he is, recorded LIVE for WLAV1340 Sound Check Extra 256: A psychological obsession By Dawn Soelberg ^ S t u d i o 2 8 Staff Writer Out on Rediscovered Music, Dream Bleeds Through" Pieces of a Larger Picture, in­ without turning into a numb, 20 screens • a Jack Locks Theatre A new creative ensemble cludes "Handstands on the introspective, fruitcake, 1350 28TH ST., S.W. • Ph. 538 8760 is filling the clubs with Sun," "Pak-in-Sook," "For­ please contact the local mental institution. They melody, harmony, and rest­ feit," "Gridlock," and "The Student Prices (With College ID) less creativity. Named after American Dream Bleeds could use your help!!!!!!). Another contrary move a former boy scout troop, 256 Through" ( subliminal mes­ Studio 28 Evenings $4.50 Matinees $3.00 has barely harnessed eight sage: if you can listen to the made by 256 is waiting until shows to their name, but the sax solo in "The American Please see 256, p. 12 Starts Friday, April 2 group seems unhindered by Cop and A H alf (PG) Burt Reynolds its freshman status. f t & f t 3>; tQ. -fr # f t » 3>; % # The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (PG) Elijah Wood By most means 256 does Jack the B ear (PG13) Danny DeVito, Julia Louis-Dreyfus everything backwards with T he C rush (R) Cary Elwes, Jennifer Rubin more than successful results. Now Showing Before playing live, drum­ STUDY BREAK. mer Emilio Ortiz ushered B om Y esterday Melanie Griffith, John Goodman bandmates John Vail, John -STUDENT ADMISSION— I Hear No Evil Marlee Matlin, D.B. Sweeney Saunders, and Rodney M arried To It Cybill Shepard, Ron Silver, Beau Bridges, Johnson, into Station C $4.25 Eves *$3.00 Before 6 pm Stockard Charming, Mary Stuart Masterson, Robert Sean Leonard Studios to record material. T he Opposite Sex (R) Arye Gross, Courtney Cox, Julie Brown WITH STUDENT ID "I had to pressure every­ Point O f No R eturn (R) Bridget Fonda, Gabriel Byrne body. Nobody really wanted Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 (PG) NOW PLAYING CB4 (R) Chris Rock, Phil Hartman to go into the studio. I Marlee Matlin D.B. Sweeney booked it without telling F ire In the Sky (PG13) Robert Patrick, D.B. Sweeney anybody," Ortiz related. HEAR NO EVIL A F ar O ff Place (PG) Reese Witherspoon, Ethan Randall Amos & A ndrew (PG13) Nicholas Cage, Samuel Jackson The rest of 256 overcame the Swing Kids (PG13) Robert Sean Leonard, Barbara Hershey apprehension and produced Coming Friday April 2 Falling Down (R) Michael Douglas, Robert Duvall Pieces of a Larger Picture. Danny DeVito T he Crying G am e (R) Stephan Rea, Miranda Richardson A terrific coincidence oc­ JACK THE BEAR Unforgiven (R) Clint Eastwood, Gene Hackman, Morgan Freeman curred while recording the I G roundhog Day (PG) Bill Murray, Andie McDowell five song demo. Guitarist Cary Elwes Jennifer Rubin I U ntam ed H eart (PG13) Christian Slater, Marissa Tomei John Vail explained,"The Som m ersby (PG13) Richard Gere, Jodi Foster, James Earl Jones two inch tape machine that THE CRUSH Scent of a W om an (R) AI Pacino, Chris O’Donnell we used was the exact same A Few Good Men (R) Tom Cruise, Jack Nicholson, machine that the new Min­ I Demi Moore, Kevin Bacon, Kiefer Sutherland istry album is recorded on sM T H a rrre s A laddin (G) Animated, voice of Robin Williams because they [Station C T he B odyguard (R) Kevin Costner. Whitney Houston Studios] bought it from a studio in Chicago." Starts Wednesday, April 7 While no one is quite sure Indecent Proposal (R) Woody Harrelson, Demi Moore, Robert who paid the most to have The World’s Best Movie Theatres Redford the tape made, all members STAR GRAND RAPIDS • 1-96 & Alpine Ave. 785-9200 The Sandlot (PG) of 256 conceded that work­ STAR HOLLAND • Manufacturers Mall 394-5770 For last-minute changes and showtimes, call the movie hotline at 538-8760 ing with producer John Frazer was a definite plus. I Alpine Theatre 5 Call 784-5955 For 99C 99y^Nlovies^an^Showtm^ Page 12 The Lanthorn M arch 31,1993 MOVIES, from p. 1 0 ------256, from p . l l ------audience watches as the the group was established of their songs. two young adults, on the scene before adding One reason for this tight Norinie and Harry (Ethan For Week of March 31-April 6> 1993 a vocalist. Plans to induct display of knowledge can Randall) struggle to grow By Shellie VanDeCreek and Pisces (Feb. 19 - March 20): Gabe into the dynamic be traced to the building of closer as they come to Nikki Bocrtman Lent is your time of the year. four-piece are underway. their tunes. John Vail de­ terms with the loss of Staff Writer and Photographer Don't cheat on your promises Like the other musicians, I scribed the commitment, their parents and their and don't miss the Friday fish understand Gabe is very "It's a real open matter. For own life-threatening Viigo (Aug. 23-Sept 22): frys. talented with his voice. He example, if I write some­ situation. The one you deceive will is currently studying musi­ thing I might write only a Reese Witherspoon eventually get revenge and Aries (March 21-April 19): cals and opera. For most small portion of it, just the plays Nonnie, the tough paybacks are hell! The spirit that lives with you groups finding a singer is guitar and then there are young woman who was feels uneasy. Don't let your in­ usually foe beginning of a layers of music, layers brought up in Africa. She Libra (Sept 23-Oct 23): creasing age be celebrated band, not foe third or fourth where John would write gives a strong perfor­ Pay special attention to without plenty of jellybeans. step. With foe musical re­ something, then Rodney , mance, as she has in ev­ your midhaven sign, it could sources thatlayatfoe hands then Emilio would come and erything she has been in have a significant impact on Taurus (April 20 - May 20): of these uniquely gifted in­ put layers upon layers." (The Man in the Moon, Wild the rest of your life. You're the best selling car in dividuals, this will not be a The group 256 is getting Flower). Witherspoon is America, live it up! problem. around fast and with good the main reason to see this Scorpio (Oct 24-Nov. 21): Meanwhile, perfor­ reason. The members'flex­ movie. She appears des­ Some bad news here. You Gemini (May 21-June 21): mances at the Intersection ible attitudes and will to tined to become the next don't ha ve a horoscope for this Your slowly coming out of your (April 19), Martini's, the make music for foemselve, Jodie Foster. Look to see week. Either your life is com­ shell. Be sure everything is in Reptile, and Comstock Park shines through in their ef­ her in the upcoming pletely on hold or you no working order or you're in for High School are building forts. They're the kind of movie, Jack the Bear. longer exist. quite a ride. theband's reputation. Live sound one can tap into real A Far Off Place is true shows by 256 are a spectral fast without falling from a Disney magic and is defi­ Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. Cancer (June 22- July 22): of entertainment. Focus­ sugar high. If you're in the nitely not one to miss. 21): An Aquarius will fall deeply, ing on any member is easy. area check them out. They'll Stop always dreaming of madly and passionately in love Each has a part to play in change your mind about Shellie's Rating: 9 out money. A watched pot never with you but be careful because the collage of groove and how music should be of 10. boils. Focus your interests on the spotted owl hunts its prey momentum in foe context played. j Beth's Rating: 7.5 out fingerpainting for the sensual at night. of 10. experience. Leo (July 23-Aug. Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 22): The lion in you 19): Stuffed animals are fine is turned into a for a while, but eventually you pussycatby that spe­ need the real thing to cuddle cial someone. Make up to. sure to purr to show your contentment. Aquarius (Jan.20-Feb. 18): You're neglecting someone close to you and time isdosing in. Don't take for granted the things you care about.

Coming up ^ at the movies By Jack Gordon Staff Writer

The following movies will open in local theatres on Friday, April 2:

The Adventures of Huck Finn— A brand new live-action Disney version of the Mark Twain classic, about the adventures of a boy who befriends a runaway slave in the 1800s. Stars Elijah Wood, Robbie Coltrane, Jason Robards.

Jack the Bear A drama about a widower who moves into a new neighborhood with his two sons and quickly gains popularity as foe host of a late night TV horror series. Stars Danny DeVito, Julia Louis-Dreyfuss, Gary Sinise, Reese Witherspoon.

Cop and 1/2 A family comedy about a cop who must tolerate an eight-year-old witneW demands to play cop for a day in order to solve a murder. Stars Burt Reynolds. Directed by Henry Winkler (the Fonz).

The Crush A psychological thriller about the danger­ ous obsessive relationship that forms between a reporter who is renting a house and foe teenage daughter of foe family he is renting .from. Stars Cary El wes (The Princess Bride) and GRAND VALLEY THEATRE Jennifer Rubin. 8 p.m. March 25,26 and 27 2pjn. March 28 10 a.m. March 31 School Matinee (895-3668) 8 pan. April 1,2 and 3 Tickets available at the door Ticket prices $5 General $3 Students and Senior Citizens Grand Valley State University Calder Fine Arts Center Louis Armstrong Theatre Allendale Hot bats provide spark for Lakers By Mike Amey produces line drives. and defensive baseball," Kurt Reits, and John Coso are Staff Writer "It's still conducive to hitting continued Chopp. all below 300. Finley is the the longball, though. Hitting a Leading Grand Valley in closestat 392,whileCosoisat When it comes to hitting, home run is more technique hitting is junior catcher Jon the bottom of the list at .250. there are two types of batters: than raw power," Chopp said. VanDongen, who, in eight "They're a lot better hitters those who hitsmgfcsand those The current team average this games, is batting .533withone than that Finley should be a with power. season is .335, which is above home run and three runs .350 hitter and Coso should be "We try to find a good expectations. batted in. in tire .340s. balance between the two, but According to third baseman "We use him quite a bit as a "If we get that kind of we can't afford to be as picky Jim Bienias, the goal is for the DH, and defensively he's offense without those four, as some of the other Division team average to be over 300 at getting a lot better," said I'm real interested in finding II and Division I schools," said the end of the season. Chopp, adding that while he out what those four are going head coach Andy Chopp. Bienias is hitting 379 in nine thought VanDongen was a to add when they get on track. While the Lakers have more games, and leads the Lakers in good hitter, he was surprised It's just going to be a matter of contact hitters than power home runs with three and has at his performance. time for them," said Chopp, sluggers, the numbers from six RBIs. The Lakers currently have adding that he knows they spring training tell a different "He was a real pleasant ten players over .300, with the would perform to story. In ten games, the Lakers surprise going down there standoutsaccording to Chopp expectations by the end of the pounded ten round-trippers. because we expected him being senior Jeff Bates (.480,1 season. In 40 games last year, they hit basically to be our backup HR, 5 RBI), junior Tom Grand Valley is scheduled just 16. shortstop and a setup man in Brandell (.409, 5 RBI), and to playNorthwood University Chopp attributes the rise in our pitching staff," praised senior Shane Beach (367,2HR, this weekend for a pair of home runs to weight training Chopp. 9 RBI). double headers on Saturday in last fall. "We ran into some problems The four hitters that Chopp and Sunday before returning Chopp says he prefers at third base and we inserted expected to be near the top, to Grand Valley for its home contact hitters, and tries to him into the lineup and he just however, are at the bottom. opener against Hope at 4p.m. teach a quick, short swing that played outstanding offensive Scott Finley, Scott Nichols, next Tuesday. Laker bats silenced in Indy as women go 1-4 By Kevin Collins Staff Writer

Laker softball coach Doug Woods came away from the Indianapolis Classic last weekend with mixed feelings after his team won one game and lost four. "Friday was down; Saturday was pretty good," he said. "We've got to work on consistency." On Friday the Lakers lost to Butler 5-1, Slippery Rock 4-2, and College of St Francis 9-1. Saturday, Grand Valley beat Gannon University 4-1 and dropped a close game to the University of Indiana-Purdue at Indianapolis 4-3. Second baseman Vicky Vineyard was the big hitter for Grand Valley, with six hits and four runs on the the weekend. Outfielder Maggie James and DH Staci Lubin each contributed four hits. Lubin added three RBI's, including two in the win over Gannon. First baseman Sheree Knola helped out with three hits. Senior outfielder Timberly Carr and freshman catcher Kim Rose added two RBI's apiece. Trina Sinks, a sophomore outfielder, had two hits and two runs. Sophomore Kim Sebesta pitched a pair of complete games against Butler and Gannon, giving up eight hits, eight walks, and striking out six as her record went to 4- 4. Fellow sophomore Allison Sarah Sage and the rest of the VanHom struggled, losing to women's softball team found that their "practice" was actually Slippery Rock and Indiana- cleaning up their flooded and iced Please see BATS, p. 14 field last week. Doubles prove to be the difference for netters By Alan Babbitt this season, winning all three In singles play, Daugherty 0 win. Staff Writer matches. won the tie breaker 7-3 over In the singles, the Lakers The number one doubles Stevens for a 2-6, 6-2, 7-6(7-3) split six matches, winning at If the Laker netters' perfor­ team of Rob Gurden and Doug triumph. Bell defeated Scott the second, fifth and sixth mance during Saturday's Daugherty took their match in Pider in straight sets 6-3,6-3. singles. Grand Valley traveled to match with Michigan Tech two sets (6-3,6-3). A1 Adams beat Tech's Chin Western Michigan for a match signifies anything, then GVSU Steve DeRose and A1 Adams Kim 6-0,6-2. Monday, March 29th. Results is certainly on the right track. won their number two doubles The doubles teams proved to were not available as of press Grand Valley capped off a battle with the Husky duo of be die difference on Friday also, time. fairly successful week, team­ Atkins/Stevens 4-6,7-5,6-2. but this time Grand Valley fell

The Lakers' next home 1993 31, March Wednesday, wise, with a 6-3 decision over Todd Daniel and Terry Bell to Lake Superior State, 5-4. completed the sweep with a 4- The Lakers only doubles vic­ match is against a solid Grand the Huskies. Rapids Community College The Lakers dominated the 6, 6-2, 6-0 number three vic­ tory came by the way of Daniel team on April 2. doubles action for the first time tory. and Bell who coasted to a 6-4,6-

PHOTO BY ERIK HOLLADAY Good concentration enabled the hikers to pick up a win against Michigan Tech last Saturday. For more photos, please seep. 16. Page 14 The Lanthorn M arch 31,1993 Track teams get varying results in Huntington Laker gridders show Harrier women place first at relays By Tonya Wilholt "It takes team unity to win Kerry Randolph, Amber Staff Writer the meet," said Martin. "Ev­ Johnson and Kelly Oberlin strength, raise money eryone has to pull together; topped the long jump with a Every thing has its place, and everyone has to give 100 per­ combined height of 49'09.25." at annual Lift-a-Thon the women's track team has cent." Randolph, with a height of found theirs: first place. Kelly Beschoner placed first 17'02", was the overall event By Sarah Stinson 209 division, as he posted a The team took first place Sat­ in the 400-meter hurdles with winner. Editor in Chief 405 pound effort. Co-captains Joe Huhn and urday in the Huntington Re­ a time of 1:07.41. Sandy Wagner, Kelly The 9th annual Grand Dave Stachura topped the lays in Huntington, Ind. The Kenesha Bryant, Sandy Beschoner, Vicki Valley football Lift-a-Thon, next two classes, with Huhn Lakers scored 139 points, win­ Wagner, Amber Johnson and Vansteinvoom and Kandi Kent held in the Field House winning the 210-220 at 390 ning 11 out of 16 events. Kandi Kent finished first in the won the 4 X 400 relay with a Arena on March 23, proved and Stachura benching a Seven teams competed in the Sprint Medley Relay with a combined time of 4:08.62. to be a big success once team-high430 in the221-236 Huntington Relays: Bethel, combined time of 152.15. Kerry Randolph, Amber again this year. In this bracket. In the final weight Marian, Grand Valley, Grace, Vicki Vansteinvoom, Johnson and Kristie Dodge yearly event where the group, 236-up, Tom Reuter Aquinas, Indiana Wesleyan Wendy Wahl, Jill Rosin and won the triple jump relay with players themselves collect lifted 380 to top his division. and Huntington. Kelly Beschoner won the 4 X a combined distance of pledges for the gridiron "The players put in a lot of "The team came out and ev­ 800 relay with a time of 94'09.5." Randolph, with a dis­ program at GVSU, they hours in the weight room, ery thing clicked together," said 10:27.28. tance of 32'08.5", was the raised over $11,500 to and it's nice for them to get a Laker track coach Gary Mar­ Terri Osborn won the 5000- overall winner. further assist their team. little recognition for all of tin. "It was like magic." meter run with a time of Amber Johnson competed in "We want to run a model, their dedication during the Kelly Beschoner, Amber 18:34.72. eight events and of those, her quality program, and the off-season as well," com­ Johnson, Amy Jones and Martin said the Huntington team won five. proceeds we raise from Lift- mented strength coach Eric Christy Thorley took first place Relays was a confidence The women will compete in a-Thon will assist us in Wilson. in the shuttle hurdles, with a builder. the Manchester Relays in fielding the best possible Diriki Mose was at the top combined time of 1:07.16. "We've proven to ourselves Manchester, Ind., on April 3. team this fall," head coach of the pledge list as he raised Kenesha Bryant, Sandy that we can win," said Martin. Seventeen teams will com­ over $500, but all of the Laker Brian Kelly commented. Wagner, Amber Johnson and "In a few weeks we'll be run­ pete in the Relays. Ten teams players helped to raise the The event proved to be an Kandi Kent placed first in the ning with the big dogs... if we competed in the Manchester money, which will go a long great exhibition of the 4 X 100 relay with a time of believe we can win, everything Relays last year. way to help the program. strength and abilities of the 50.12 seconds. will fall into place." "When you add those other Laker squad. This year, two Kelly says the proceeds will Teri Osborn, Vicki Kelly Oberlin, Jennifer seven teams, you throw in a lot players benched over 400, go first and foremost this Vansteinvoom, Jill Rosin and Denton and Beth Wieber took and 40 players went over year to purchase new away of question marks," said Mar­ Wendy Wahl finished first in first place in the high jump 300, an increase of four game jerseys for the team, tin. "If we run the way we ran players from this time last and secondly to help offset the distance medley relay wi th relay with a combined height Saturday we should surprise a year. the increasing costs of travel a time of 13:21.19. of 15'02." lot of people." The team was divided expenses and recruiting. into eight classes which they Kelly added, "We are Huntington edges Grand Valley men competed in, sectioned off grateful to all of the people by weight. Wide receiver who continually support our By Tonya Wilholt in the long jump relay with a Huntington Relays: Bethel, Youssef Sareini was the team, and to those who con­ Staff writer combined distanceof 26'05.25". Marian, Grand Valley, Grace, winner in the lowest weight tributed to Lift-a-Thon, so Armor, with 22'01.25", was the Aquinas, Indiana Wesleyan class, which ranged up to that we can continue to run a Close, but no baton. overall winner. and Huntington. 169 pounds, with a bench of first-class football program Huntington College beat Armor, Hain, and Mark "The freshman are filling in 315 pounds. Errol Baty here at Grand Valley." the Laker men's track team Martrell won the high jump a lot of holes that I was wor­ lifted 300 to top the 170-179 Each year, the Lift-a-Thon by eight points in the Hun­ relay with a combined height ried about at the beginning of weightdass, and senior Dan event precedes the begin­ tington Relays in Indiana on ofl8'4". Armor, with 6'4", was outdoor season," said Laker ning of spring football McLean won the 180-184 Saturday. The Lakers earned the overall winner. coach Gary Martin. "If we stay practice, which started this weight class with a bench of 121 points. Huntington James Mauer, Steve healthy it's going to be a good year on March 30. The 390. earned 129. Nederveld, Tony Armor and outdoor season." In thenext class, 185-194, players will practice almost The Lakers won three out Dedrick Martin won the shu ttle The men will compete IllinoisState transfer Jimmy daily for abouta month, with of 18 events. hurdles with a combined time against 16 other teams in the Phillips recorded 335 for the spring practice culminating top spot there. Aaron in the annual intrasquad James Mauer, Tony Armor of 1:01.41. Manchester Relays in Shakarian, a true freshman, game, which will be held and Dave Hain took first place Seven teams competed in the Manchester, Ind., on April 3. was the highlight of the 195- April 24atLubbers Stadium.

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