THE FROSTBURG SPIRIT, FROSTBURG, MD.

FIVE ABLE YOUNG Policies. r ‘‘Have you outlined your policy to Foley Kidney Piiis Sucseed |||||||||||| hair balsam they good med- SgkjalSPajisi a toilet preparation of merit. ' ” honest your constituents?” because J are a .. .. . , Helps to eradicate dandruff. i ii 1 tvv3i v No,” replied Senator Sorghum; “I ICine that cannot help but heal kid- For Restoring Color and r air am still looking over the policies my ney and bladder ailments and urinary °tifrurefS ‘ constituents have outlined to me, try- theyare irregularities, if once taken „hv no* bkautify ing to decide on which I had better into the System. Iry them now plexion and be rid of pimples, blackhead*. 1 , face eruptions, etc. for circular*. select.”—Washington Star. t v. 1 Send for positive and permanent help. K. M . stahi.man, new mayvii.i.e. pa. THE OLD, OLD GAME. HAS ITS OWN REWARD. ECZEMA ON HEAD AND FACE At nine p. m. they were seated at Reedy, W. Va.—“My baby boy opposite ends of the couch. At 9:30 when three ecze- J. Franklin Baker is still there with they were slightly nearer to each oth- weeks old took the ma on the head and face. It broke "WINCHESTER the wallop. er. At ten o’clock they were only * * in pimples they three feet apart. At 10:30 there was and first looked like blisters and a yellow water would The hottest race now, says McGraw, scarcely any perceptible space be- BIG CARTRIDGES from them. His head was per- GAME Is for American tween them. second place in the fectly raw and his hair was all The time of all others when reliable cartridges are Invaluable is in The young man spoke. gone. league. big-game hunting. A miss-fire, an inaccurate cartridge, or one * Everybody said he would never have * * “Has your father gone to bed?” he any more hair. As the sores spread having poor penetration may mean the loss ofa coveted trophy or All of the Nap players claim that asked. his hair out. The breaking out even injury to the hunter. Winchester, the W brand of cartridges, is the king of "Yes, Tom.” came itched so badly that we had to keep always them all. “Has your mother gone to bed?” smokeless or black powder, can be relied on to be sure gloves his hands to keep him from • * * "Yes, Tom.” on fire, accurate, and to have speed and penetration. You can help scratching his head and face. It Weak pitching is the cause of the "Do you think your little brother is caused disfigurement. ron? nrxT A srccEss m- rsr.vc in Dodgers' poor showing, says under the couch?” He couldn’t A1 Brid- rest at night it burned and itched well of "No, Tom.” the Cubs. badly. * * * The young man heaved a sigh of re- so “He was treated for eight months Gus Dondon, the old White Sox sec- Ray Schalk of the White Sox. lief. and he got worse ond baseman, is on the pay roll of “It’s your move,” he said. all the time. So I decided to try Cuticura Soap the Feds. Five young catchers of ability have and Ointment. was com- * * * been developed in the American Reparation. In two months he pletely cured using The Naps have purchased league within the last twelve months, John Butts, Sr. —I want to leave my after the Cuticura all of them being the regular back- property my Soap and two boxes of Cuticura Oint- Bowman from the Grand Rapids club to two sons. One-tenth De Quiz—What do you think of the stops on their teams at present. Dick , ,to and ment.” (Signed) G. A. Dye, Jan. 7, of the Central league. my youngest son, John Butts, modern game of football, doctor? • • * probably 1912. Gossett of the New Yorks is nine-tenths to my eldest son, Royal Doctor—I think, sir, that punish- best in the Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold McGraw says he believes “Jeff” the pure and simple Chesterfield Chauncey De Peyster ment the fits crime. throughout Sample ,wW. L. big in the flock, although Will Schang of the Butts. the world. of each DOUGLAS.iIIir Tesreau will be the factor the Athletics, Ray Schalk of the White Do you free,with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post- $ . coming world’s series. Family Lawyer—H’m! think Classy Sort. Jl 3 \X * * * and card "Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston.”—Adv. s Sox, Sam Agnew of Browns quite the that’s fair? Still waters may run deep, 4 2 Red McKee of Detroit, may the Butts, Sr. want to But high Bob McAllister is said to be one John —Yes. X In life we find Everything Relative. of the first fighters to take up golf as ball a trifle harder. make some kind of reparation to That swagger people keep 1iHOEs Madge—-This ffifl The summer seems to be mi Royal allowing to give carbonated kind. 1 a part of his training. for his mother much cooler than last. WOMEN/ W * * * such a damfool name.—Puck. Hughey Jennings says that him Efficiency Expert. Marjorie—-You must remember, 60 Chappell has rounded into shape is not dissatisfied. "James,” said the efficiency expert, dear, that you’re not wearing so many In Colonial Days. *eoaw business in m\ that he is able to deliver some of , * * annoyed by the cheerful habit which clothes.—Judge. largest \ -jaWHSIyV /At, paid The Settler’s Wife—Why should we ilaker'ofss 50*4 wbv that SIB,OOO for him. The funniest things in baseball hap- his chauffeur had of whistling while | :?\Q.A||, *4.00 shoes in the wohld NS§f/ l/iyi * * * go any further into the wilderness? J pen in the midnight league. at his work, “you should remember For SUMMER HEADACHES Why not build our cabin here where Those Cardinals are low in the race, ♦ * * that the greatest fortunes nowadays Hicks’ CAPUDINE is the best remedy—- W.L.’uouklus jpLftO.4.(VwsW * * *. The Settler —Gadzooks! What bottle at medicine stores. Adv. leathers, styles and shapes to suit everybody. * * * whistle in and save me the ''A of the tires If you could visit W. I-. Douglas large factories / Fogel says lined up would’st thou? A couple hundred Mass., yourself Horace he has Harry Covaleskie, former Giant kil- expense of a pump.”—Harper’s But most men prefer a dimpled at Brockton, and see for how f 'r and New York years from now there would be folks \ carefully W. L. Douglas shoes are made, you msSr Baltimore, Philadelphia ler, signed by Tigers Weekly. are to v has been the for around here blowing that our family cheek to a classical high-brow. would then understand why they warranted for the Federal league next year. next year. At better, look better, hold their shape and wear longer s * * * Isn’t the oldest in the place.—Puck. than any other make for the price. • • • She Caught Him. expelled promptly uttrt Worms from the human *% If W. L. Douglas shoe* are not for sale in your vicinity, &v'ZfrCtUON The White Sox and the Giants are Norman EHberfield will hold his job The young girl confronted him with system with Dr. Peery’s Vermifuge “Dead order direct from the factory. Shoes for every mem- C’*' Beautiful Names. Shot.” Adv. ■.., 4 her of thefamily, at all prices, by Parcel Post, postage to play on a field that will accommo- at Chattanooga next year, according flashing eyes, OATTTION I free. Write for Illustrated Cutulog. It will "We must have a beautiful name See thatW.L. show you how to order by mail, and why you can TAKE NO date 25,000 people at Nice, France. did you Douglas is money your footwear. Vt&SZr to Mogul Andrews. “What mean,” she demand- even a woman ever liked all name save on SUBSTITUTE * * for the baby,” said the fond mother. Not Stamped on the bottom. W. JL. Dougins, *Ol Bpark Street, Brockton, Haas. * * * ed, "by kissing me as lay asleep “Something that sounds like poetry I in her relatives. Pitcher Charley Rose of Houston promised give the hammock this morning?” Chance has to the and is not at all commonplace.” won ten straight games, then had to Higlanders a thorough shaking up, “But,” protested the youth, “I only THE NEW FRENCH REMEDY. Nal. N.2. NA team. “Well,” replied the fond father, lose to the tailend Beaumont and he is keeping his promise. took one.” Makes Your Baby Comfortable Hospitals with * my you THERAPION * * “I’m doing best to help make vigor * * * great success, cureschronic weakness, lost “You did not. I counted at least DISEASES, a selection. Here’s a list of the A VIM, KIDNEY, BLADDER, BLOOD POISON, McGraw' had a chance to get young until he was seven before I PILES. EITHER NO. DRUGGISTS or MAIL 81. POST 4 CTB Mike Mitchell waited the awoke.”—Ladies’ Home Dp. FAHRNEY’S teething syrup CO, BEEKMAN ST. NEW YORKorLYMAN BRO is the names of all apartment houses JHBL FOUGERA 90. Fred Kommers, who starring in at safe distance and then opened a Journal. You want no better recommendation. Other mothers tell the same tale. TORONTO. WRITE FOR FREE BOOK TO DR. LE CLERO in town.” ave h handy if you want to prevent Cholera Infantum and cure all in- Med. Co, Haverstockßd.Hampstead, London, Eng. Pirate , but passed him up. ITASTELKSS) FORMOF EASY TO tirade on of the Cubs. complains. for bowel given to TRY NEW DRAGEE TAKE * * * *ant Best troubles. Can be babies one * • * The Brute! yip day old. Costs 25 cents. All druggists sell it. Trial bottle free if you paper. ssa s°cu* FASHION’S WHIM. * mention this THERAPION George has /a f THAT TRADE MARKED WORD ‘THKRAPION* IS O* Paskert of the Phillies Maisel is rather undersized, but he “Do you believe that money has only & BEE Made by DRS. D. FAHRNEY SON, Hagerstown, Md. BEIT. GOVT. STAMP AFFIXEDTO ALL GENUINE PACKETS* Joined the “barber-shop herd.” George makes up for what he lacks in height germs on it?” has had his hair cut close to his head. by his speed. He is only twenty-one “It may have.” Father’s Plan. * * * NO PART OF GIRL’S DOWER I „ CHICKEN, AND AGAIN CHICKEN years old. “What in the world shall we do?” It was in a suburbari town and the Somehow or other, a man like Saier, * * “Don’t worry; it would take a good minister had taken his class of Information That Probably Did Much Confederate Veteran Has His Own who lets his bat do most of his talk- The Highlanders are crawling up in mighty active germ to hop from the boys on a little picnic out in the to Check Infatuation of Love- Ideas of What Should Constitute ing, Is rather popular among real fans. the list pretty fast these days, and money to you during the short time woods. * * * Sick Youth. , a Perfect Menu. the smile on the face of that you keep what I give you.” Each was supplied with a basket of McGraw' says that the is increasing in breadth. fruit and sandwiches, and as they sat • Young Tom Toote was spending a “Speaking of fried chicken, hot bis- Giants are displaying more speed * * Too True! down in a picturesque spot to appease holiday in the country, and had been cuit, and peach cobbler,” said the Con- right now' than they did season. has been quoted as “I can’t understand why you wish their sharpened appetites, the minis- -1 * * * Invited to the beautiful home of a federate veteran, “you may recall Gen. denying the deal with Boston involv- to lavish your affection on a dog. x ter young thing asked: Lee’s There is not to be any great you sweet named Agnes. Robert E. famous dicti/m: likely ing Mcßride, but Jimmy McAleer has Why don’t adopt a child?” “Now, hoys, what is the best and “ “What a charming place!” he said j ‘Bring me fried chicken.' Not one popular movement for the abolition of never denied he wmuld take Mcßride “Oh, I should be afraid to become most appropriate time to thank the enthusiastically to Agnes’ proud pa- fried chicken, not two fried ihickens. baseball slavery, but something should if he could get him. fond of a child. If it should die one Lord ?” 1 ternal parent. “Does it go as far as3 Just fried chicken—unlimited fried be done. * * * couldn’t have it stuffed and put in 3 The boys looked at each other in • * those woods there?” chicken.’ I — over A report has it that Manager Cly- a corner of the library you know.” silent questioning. “It does,” remarked the somewhatt “Corn fritters and sweet potatoes Morning practice has been ordered -Tin' agree with hotel proprietors Fun. “What does your father do when he mer unsympathetic P. P. P. are a part of fried chicken ir’my opin- for Giants by McGraw again In , sits down ’ thjs .after the . Bison s have had-a losing . ” to his meals?' j&iV vnhaji’ii'y; ' .(sir. - "'SWRopes keep ■ “Ab, sirild Itnir, ■'taiV That he will thenfTfonT streak and that he declared a boycott Good Reason. One of> the lads, a little red-haired to that old stone wall over there, “Some people lay great stress m slumping. on one New York hostelry. “I hear that the savings bank closed chap, promptly answered: • * • sir?” I the hot biscuit casualty list, but , its doors yesterday.” “Cuss the cook.” an, Cards, “It does,” came the gruff answer; willing to take two dozen risks at a Bob Connery, scout for the “Good heavens! What was the trou § and it goes as far as the river on the sitting in case the biscuit is small, Bays the trouble with the team now is ble?” Merely a Small Matter. that it has one in trim, south, and to the main road on the flaky, white inside like snow, hot, with only pitcher "No trouble at all. It happc . to The conductor came into the smoker He—These high collars you women north.” plenty of firm, prime butter. Slim Sallee. be closing time for the mad and wanted to know who had • * * are wearing are like financial stock. “Beautiful!” put in Tom. been spitting on the floor. “Peach cobbler is best served in a She so? dajj,” on car President McAleer of the Red Sox SPORTING —How “Yes,” went the old man; “but prize soup bowl, and it should nearly fill the A big fighter said he had, and He—Subject to rises and falls. Costly Travel. It doesn’t go with Aggie!” has purchased Cooney, the crack wanted to know what the conductor bowl. There should be always a - “There is one success which has Then Tom painfully shortstop of the Worcester New Eng- faded from was going to do about it. er of sauce flavored with vanilla, wine, Anything. been steady about all attempts from view. land league team. Good for The going and highly sweetened. My friends, a great the start at aviation.” conductor said he wasn’t * * * WORLD deal might be “The sauce never enough wine has November 29 has been selected as did "What is that?” to do anything. He just wanted to Clyde Milan, the Washington out- To help the teething, Difference of Opinion. borrow a chew in it. To overcome this defect pour the date for the annual army-navy If “It has always made the money of tobacco. a base burglar in we could but teach a kid “I like a young set- quantity of the over the cobbler fielder and greatest football game this year. Deep breathing. fly.” to see fellow sauce captivity, leading major * tling and then add wine glass is the • * down.” New Name for Golf. a full of old leagues in base stealing. Coming. “I rather see him settling Burgundy. The United States Lawn Tennis as- It’s Cabbage. would -Farmer Poddershucks Haow do * * • "There’s a lucky young fellow. up?” “O, yum!” sociation received SIB,OOO as its share Bragg (of Connecticut) —How did them summer boarders of yourn keep Nappy Felch, the outftelder from He’s known bit of trouble in of the Davis cup matches. never a you find those cigars, colonel? busy? Pond du Lac signed by the Brooklyn * all his life.” to * * Wagg—Delicious, old man. We had Her Capacity. Reuben Robbins —They play golf. In case you fail put your best foot club, is said to be a second Ty Cobb "Well, he soon will. He’s going to Is to P. is that? forward when The English Btyle of rowing will not them for dinner last evening, boiled “A waitress born the work.” F.—What you have a chance you on the with the bat. marry my bases and the daughter.” with corned beef. —Truth "How so?” R. R. —’S near’s I kin figger, it’s soli- may feel like using it to kick ycurself • be abandoned at Yale, despite * * Press. reverses of this year’s crew. "Isn’t she maid to order?” taire shinny.—Burlington Free later. is injecting a ginger Men. Chance lot of * * * Threatened into the Yankees, according to the "Do you think a man whose life has A STAR. Freddie Welsh is said to be about New York papers. If that’s true he been threatened should be permitted wealthiest boxer in the game. His has earned his year's salary already. the to carry a gun?” is estimated at SIOO,OOO. • * * fortune “No. It would spoil the appearance * * * Everyone is willing to admit that of the game to see the umpire stand- Charles Webb Murphy has taken to George Mcßride would be an ideal ing around with a six-shooter in his golf because he forget his trou- man to head the Red Sox next year. can pocket.” bles better that way than any other. He is the right kind of man for the * * place. Out of Sympathy. to resurrect its athletic rep- • * * Efforts “What happened to the clock in utation, especially in football, will be Davy Jones, Jay Kirke and Charley the labor hall?” made at Northwestern university this Jones, ex-big leaguers, now with “Oh, it wouldn't strike any more, fall. so the boys pitched it out and got a Toledo, are one, two, three in the * * * association aver- new one.” American batting won ages. Warren K. Wood the Western Amateur Golf association champion- * * * Vocation. ship from Ned Allis of Milwaukee, at The Highlanders and the Dodgers “Hello, old chap; still doing news- Homewood, 111. paper work? are going to be some ball teams next • * * year, if half of the yougsters now “Yep; on the Daily Black-Mail.” Bob Deady, a well-known manager being gathered in by the scouts are “On the regular staff?” of boxers, is about to quit the squared any good. "Nope; on space yet—what you circle and will have charge of • * a might call a penny-maligner, you Philadelphia theater. know.”—Life. Bill Carrigan believes that Scott, • • * the youngster has he secured from Announcement is made that a the will be a better His Idea. St. Paul team, match has been arranged between A1 player than or Wag- Bacon—I see electricity generated City you Heine Palzer and Carpentier, the French The Man—How did enjoy ner ever was in Sweden is delivered in Copen- opera night? heavyweight champion. the last * * * hagen. * * The Countryman—Fine. The feller Christy Mathewson is now twirling Egbert—This parcel post system is that hollered “Opery Lincoln Prescott, of Phillips Ando- books! Books of in his thirteenth consecutive really wonderful. th’ opery” had a voice. season ver academy, cleared 23 feet great to 6% for the Giants, but is able show inches in the broad jump at the re- up every young Adjusting Records. pitcher in the Nation- England championships. Not Too Simple. cent New “Mrs. Wombat called me in to see al league at that, * * The simple life would suit my bent, * * * her new graphophone. She’s all I’d path An announcement has been made seek the forest puffed up about it.” If I knew just where I could Treat Umpire Rigler agrees with Connie T. Powers rent I by P. at a meeting of the “How do you know | A cavern with a bath. Mack that St. Louis will never have she’s puffed I American Racing Cyclists’ union, that up?” a winning ball club because the heat a circuit is planned for the six-day “Well, she was putting on airs.” In South America. there is too severe to allow the play- riders for next winter. “Come, let us prepare ers to do their best. * * * our slate.

* * * Putting It Off. We must have Senator Paprika James M. Rosenberger, of the Irish- for Post “He’s Toasties a mean man.” some on Tinker is eager to office the ticket. He is in- I obtain Charlie and Homer American A. C., Baker, of “How so?” dispensable.” Herzog, from McGraw, but there is no Y. C., represent and cream the N. A. will the “When his little girl begs for an “Why is he indispensable?” likelihood of the fighting third sacker in- eastern section of the United States ice cream sundae, he asks her if she quired the American consul. passing to the Reds. He fills a niche on the All-American team which will wouldn’t rather have a gold watch “He owns the only machine gun we fi Dainty, delicious morsels of white Indian corn, In a Dinc.h that few fielders can. go to Australia next fall. when she’s nineteen.” have.” fi toasted to a delicate brown. An appetizing dish Shantung Coats. long silk tassel. Pink appears to be Considerate. Rialto Gossip. served with cream or crushed fruit. At last, shantung is the favorite ma- almost as much in favor for outdoor “Our butcher is so considerate.” “There goes Susan Brett,” re- terial for coats, says the Washington coats as it is for the evening. Rose “In what way?” marked Yorlck Hamm. “She loves to “Toasties” are ready eat from Herald. It must be of rather heavy du Barri is perhaps the loveliest tone “When he sends in his bill he hoar herself talk.” B to direct pack- make. Most of these coats are lavish- of this beautiful color. doesn’t add up the items—he lets us “Then it must be a great trial to age—Breakfast, lunch or supper—Enjoyed by old ly trimmed with embroidery. One, in add ’em up ourselves when we feel her,” responded Hamlet Fatt, “to rose du Barri and black, has a deep Draping Broad Sash. strong enough.” have to work all the time for the .fi and young, and turned-down collar almost entirely The broad sash, suggestive of the Movies.” Strong Evidence. covered with embroidery. The sleeves Japanese obi, appears on three-piece “ * “My wife will know are maneuvered in the front of the costumes. It usually starts from un- I drank too He Being the Man. fi The Memory Lingers* garment, and are not only bordered der the broad, square collar much at the banquet” Ethol—Kitty hasn’t a thought for and falls “Why, you're with embroidery, but have a continua- about to the knees, the line being walking straight anything nowadays except her new enough.” tion which reaches below the knees broken at the waist, where it is held car. She’s perfectly in love with it. “But look the in a decreasing line, finished with a in. at bum umbrella I Jack (sadly)—Another case of man picked ouL” being displaced by machinery. |