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Volume 66, Number 33 URRICANUniversity of Miami E Friday, Feb. 10,1989 Faculty eases evaluation policy
By MICHELLE M. PEREZ Slu/I Wriler mandatory evaluations and persuade the Faculty Senate, if they felt strongly about it. SG wants critiques required "This is a timely issue which has to be discussed Student Government is protesting a recent unani and carefully dealt with by both faculty and stu mous move by the Faculty Senate which allows must also submit their evaluations for publication. "We got back what was taken away from us in the University of Miami professors the option of not dents," Butler said. "Up to now, the policy was that if you didn't first place, which was the release of the results. In response to the Faculty Senate's actions, the having their evaluations published. want results published, you didn't hand them [eval "Unfortunately, we weren't aware that all pro According to Dr. George C. Alexandrakis, chair SG Senate passed its own set of resolutions regard uations! out at all," Alexandrakis said. "They want fessors had the option to opt out of the evaluations ing faculty evaluations. person of the Faculty Senate, the measure is primar ed to have mandatory evaluations, something we've all along, and now they're being given a second op The senate's proposals would require evaluations ily aimed at new faculty members who may be hesi never had and there's never been a problem with be tion — to not even release them," she added. be made on all professors and that these evaluations tant to be evaluated. fore." According to Greitz, despite Faculty Senate Alexandrakis called the vote an improvement be be released to SG. SG President Freddie Stebbins said the reason claims that there is 95 percent compliance with the The only exception would be professors who had cause professors can now be evaluated without hav there had never been a problem with the non-man evaluation process among the faculty, the figure is ing to worry about the results being published. taught at the University for two or fewer semesters. datory nature of faculty evaluations was because it closer to 60 or 70 percent. Evaluations of such professors could be withheld by However, Alexandrakis said professors who are hadn't been clearly stated until now. Dr. William Butler, vice president for student af candidates for tenure do have to be evaluated and Roxanne Greitz, executive secretary of SG, said, fairs, said he advised SG to speak out in favor of Please see page 2/FACULTY Local DJ called indecent, racist Lawyer wants UM to pull ads
By MARK THIEROFF know, after 30 years it gets a lit Opinion l.ditor tle bit old to say that you're wait ing to go home ... The 'hotel syn Coral Gables lawyer Jack drome,' I call it... There's more to Thompson wants the University life than cock fights and black of Miami to stop advertising on beans and rice." WIOD-AMI Mike Disney, general manager (610) because I at WIOD, said the allegations that the station airs I the station airs racist and inde programming) cent material are false. He would which Theemn ne.l comment further. s.... .„>.•> ts rae "The- IJnlwrHitv «»f Mleeeeel ,..>« ,, Ist. leeele'ee'eel rfKh. t,» uitvcrtle,,' wh.TfV^r It and potentially! wants,' Rogers told The Miami damaging to| Hurricane yesterday. the Universi UM advertises on WIOD during ty's image. Rogers' show and also has an Neil Rogers, agreement with the station in WIOD's star| volving the broadcast of Univer disc jockey, is __, sity sporting events. the crux of the • hompson According to Richard Dalrym- problem, Thompson said. The ple, director of the UM Sports In lawyer said he first became formation Department, WIOD aware of Rogers when the DJ broadcasts all Hurricane basket was on the air at WINZ-AM ball and football games and about (940). Thompson said he com 20 baseball games. He said the plained to WINZ about material station pays the University "in Crime wave hits Frat Row he found offensive. Soon after the neighborhood" of $200,000 ward, Rogers broadcast Thomp for broadcast rights. son's address and phone number The DJ said that as an announc By ROBERT S. MARSHALL Chi member and past president of vision set. Police did not arrive at ing to be guaranteed that people over the air. er he had done more for UM's und the Interfraternity Council, said, the house until 45 minutes later. aren't going to come in and walk Thompson said he received nu baseball program than almost JORDAN BRESSLER "[The fraternities] are kind of in a The concern for this response around. We are increasing the pa merous phone threats after the anyone else. Hi Ilu* staft perilous location. We're border time was great enough that a trols in the fraternity area for the broadcast and was the victim of UM's association with WIOD, ing a, for lack of a better word, meeting including Gauthier, Had time period between | midnight | pranks he believes were orches and especially Rogers' show, In response to a recent out 'bad'area in Miami." en, Student Government Presi and 8 a.m.," Haden said. trated by Rogers. could hurt the University's im break of crime on Fraternity Attending the forum were Pub dent Freddie Stebbins, Director of She also advised greeks to re Examples of programming age, Thompson said. He said he Row, the University of Miami lic Safety Officer Pat Haden, act Public Safety Joseph Frechette, port suspicious-looking people Thompson finds offensive on has communicated his concerns Public Safety will increase the ing Dean of Students William police Lt. Henry Christenson and wandering in the area. Rogers' show include lyrics to several times to President Ed number of patrolling officers on Sandler and almost 30 students others was called last week to However, she said the most such underground songs as "Boys ward T. Foote II, Athletic Direc the row and may create a security from various fraternities. discuss the matter. At the meet Public Safety can currently do in Want Sex in the Morning," "The tor Sam Jankovich and Baseball entrance to the area. ing. Public Safety officers said these instances is to issue a cam Asshole Song," "Walk With An Coach Ron Eraser. Currently, several side streets "There are some problems in police were searching for the pus-wide trespass notice which Erection" and "The Penis Envy "The University advertising provide access to the row. the area. They are cyclical prob man rather than going immedi prohibits the individual from set Song." gives credibility that the show Public Safety and the fraterni lems. Crimes pick up, taper off," ately to the fraternity house. ting foot on the campus for the Lyrics of "The Candy |Wrap might not otherwise have," ties held a public information Haden said. next two years except under spe per Song," another tune aired by Thompson said. meeting Tuesday to make both One of the problems contribut Much of the discussion at the cial permission. groups more aware of what can forum was about what the frater A member of Zeta Beta Tau Rogers, include: "I ran my Ding Foote, out of town Thursday, ing to the crime was that fraterni be done to deter crime. The forum nity members could do to help said a person had come back to Dong up her Rocky Road and into was unavailable lor comment. ties had a tendency to not lock her Peanut Butter Cup." was held at the Sigma Chi frater their front doors. "Admittedly, make the area more secure, Gau their house three times in two Some UM students want the nity house, a recent victim of the thier said. In response to a ques weeks after two trespass warn University to rethink its policy of we had gotten a little lax," said crime wave. Gauthier. tion as to whether or not a person ings were issued. Thompson gave The Miami advertising on WIOD. Hurricane transcripts of Rogers' However, much of the concern should try to detain a suspect "The paperwork probably Feb. 1 show. Rogers said, in part: "With these advertisements, a Since the winter break, a num from the fraternities stemmed himself, Haden said, "You have to wasn't processed in time, and he "Our friends in Dade |Dade His- message has been sent to black ber of items, including a 25" tele from the apparently slow re determine, 'Is he rational enough probably bonded out," Haden panics| — we're hoping that they students and faculty that the ad vision, an amplifier, a compact sponse time on the part of Public to talk to or should you book out said. can become a little bit more like ministration isn't sensitive to the disc player and a few items of Safety to a recent theft report. of there?' " Gauthier said he was satisfied the Broward Hispanic communi- concerns of blacks," said United jewelry have been stolen from Two Lambda Chi Alpha members "We have 23 sworn officers with the program and the turn iv and become like part of the Sigma Chi. reported a man walking down who patrol the whole campus 24 out, but the frustration of "What mainstream eventually. You Please see page ../RADIO Said Rich Gauthier, a Sigma San Amaro Drive carrying a tele hours a day, but you are never go can we do?" still exists. Former BOT chairman Registration center being to be memorialized
By AMY ELLIS make up a large number of students," Big nator for sophomore advising, who would By JOHN ROG guished career in public service News Edilor gers said. "The two schools have not had a meet the special advising needs of sopho Stall Writer as both a state senator and repre registration center, and the need for one is mores and have a strong background in ca sentative in the 1940s and '50s. Construction began last week on the obvious." reer coordination. Memorial services will be held He also served as a Navy pilot Merrick Building to add a centralized regis According to Biggers, the School of Busi "All undeclared majors must pick a major at 4 p.m. Monday at Gusman Hall during World War II. tration center for the University of Miami ness Administration, the College of Engi by the end of their sophomore year," Mau for former University of Miami College of Arts and Sciences and the School neering, the School of Nursing and the Ro reen Biggers said. The University has not Board of Trustees chairperson R. Gautier was also one of the of Communication, said Dr. Thompson Big senstiel School of Marine and Atmospheric yet named anyone to the position, she add Bunn Gautier, who died Monday originators of Metro-Dade gov gers, associate dean of enrollments. Science all have registration centers. ed. at age 79. ernment, helping to free it from Workers are busy building walls be "The philosophy behind all this is having In addition, the new office would provide the control of the Florida state tween the columns in Merrick's breezeway. students register closer to the place where peer advisors for all incoming freshmen and Gautier had been a board mem legislature. The new office, which according to Vice they get advised," Biggers said. "If students an outreach program for students who want ber since 1962 and served as Provost Dr. Paul Sugrue will cost about have course selection problems, there will to volunteer in the Miami community. chairperson for three years. Gautier is survived by his wife $48,000 to build, will be located across from be someone right there to help them." "We're taking one step at a time, but Francis Roe, son""Gary, daughter His most recent position was Vicki Fogg and four grandchil the Undergraduate Studies Office of the hopefully everything will be in place by the chairperson of the major gifts School of Business Administration in Mer Dr. Charles Mallery, assistant dean of the fall," she said. dren. College of Arts and Sciences, said the new committee. rick 104. According to Biggers, construction of the center will simplify the entire registration In order to accommodate the The center will house six to eight termi center is scheduled to be completed by the The board member was_tlso in process. large number of guests expected, nals from which students can select their time fall registration begins in April. strumental in the founding of the "It will make it much easier for the stu admiministrators will close the classes. Biggers said students in the two Biggers added that students in the School University's School of Medicine dents," Mallery said. "There will be less north half of parking lot 504, near schools will be able to complete all steps of of Commu nication and the College of Arts by getting state funding for it. His hassles and less running around." Gusman hall, all day. the registration process at one centralized and Sciences will still be able to register at efforts resulted in the University location. Maureen Biggers, director of academic the Division of Registration, which is locat making him an honorary medical Students and mourners are re "Together |the College of j Arts and Sci services for the College of Arts and Sciences ed in the Whitten University Center across school alumnus. minded that parking will also be ences und the School of Communication said the new office will also house a coordi from the Rathskeller. available at Mark Light stadium. Gautier also held a distin The shuttle will be in service. Page 2 Friday, Feb. 10.1989 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Update NEWS at the Whitten University Center Bowling Alley. United Jewieh Appeal Oppressed Jewry Balk Today Campaign will be held from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. in tfl Breezeway of the Whitten University Center. Fi Sunday more information call Hillel at 665-6948. BRIEFS HILLEL: Shabbat services wilt be held at 6:30 p.m. at 1100 Stanford Drive. For more information call Hillel at 665-6948. SALING HURRICANES: A meeting will be held at MORTAR BOARD SENIOR NATIONAL HONOR Interfraternity Council elects officers STUDENT GOVERNMENT ELECTION COM 9 a.m. at the Lane Recreation Center. For more in SOCIETY: Valentine candy will be sold in the MISSION: A meeting will take place at 5 p.m. at formation call Kate Farrell at 284-5283. Breezeway of the Whitten University Center. FoerJ The Interfraternity Council elected it officers for 1989-90 Whitten University Center 233. For more informa HILLEL.; Aerobics at Hillel will be held at 1100 more information call Jenifer Zeigler at 284-2876. Tuesday night. The new officers are Thomas E. Pfeiffer, president; tion call Laura Adams at 284-5646. Stanford Dr. For more information call Hillel at Derek Shoup. vice president; Mike Rovner, rush chairman; Joe BADMINTON CLUB: Practice will be held from 5 665-6948. MICROBIOLOGY AND IMMUNOLOGY CLUB: Tuzzolo, treasurer; and Steve Rho, secretary. to 9:30 p.m. at the Lane Recreation Center. For An expert panel to discuss the legal, religious, so-1 The new officers will be sworn in Feb. 21 and will serve a term more information call Weizhao Zhao at 284-4065. Monday cial and medical ramifications of AIDS will meet I of one year. FRIDAY NIGHTERS BOWLING LEAGUE: The from 7 to 8:30 p.m. in the Flamingo Ballroom of the Friday Nighters Bowling League will play at 7 p.m. ORGANIZATION OF JEWISH STUDENTS: The Whitten University Center. Graduate study scholarship offered The Honors Program has information on the Raoul Wallen berg Scholarship for graduate study. The purpose of the program is to study the phenomemon of leadership and contribute to the iden tification and development of those likely to emerge as leaders in SG protests faculty action the future. Applicants must first be nominated by either the University's FACULTY/From page 1 tbe evaluations released, but it al junior majoring in French and lish evaluation results. However, president, vice president, a dean or department chair. The nomina so wanted each professor to be politics and public affairs, the she added the current evaluations tion deadline is April 3, and the application deadline is April 10. For the forced to be evaluated. thought of professors choosing should be improved because often more information call Eileen Campbell at 284-5384. Faculty Senate, the legislation According to Provost Dr. Luis whether or not their evaluations they don't really tell much about maintained. Glaser, SG should leave this issue will be published is "atrocious." the teacher. In addition, the legislation pro alone for one semester and see "It's obvious that teachers who "If faculty members are going Environmental group to hold first meeting vided for SG to administer and re what happens, rather than go to know they didn't fare well won't to continue to opt out of this, then lease its own evaluations if the war on principle. submit the results, and that's just you have to wonder what they're Earth Watch, a newly-formed student organization dedicated University were to reject the pro "We're having a big to-do not fair," Gonzalez said. afraid of and why they're doing to the preservation of the environment and its inhabitants will have posal. about what may not be a big Laura J. Burch, a junior major this," Stebbins said. its first meeting at 8:30 p.m. Thurs. in Pearson Residential College According to Speaker of the problem," Glaser said. "My ten ing in ceramics, said she thinks classroom 5. All interested students are invited to attend and share Senate Mark Oster, the issue be dency is to say that the faculty professors should not have the Staff writer Jon Leinwand con their ideas. For more information call Amy Ellis at 284-2292. gan in September when the Fac will show good will, and this will choice of whether or not to pub tributed to this report. ulty Senate decided to suppress become a non-issue." the release of faculty evaluation However, according to SG Vice Typing required for communication courses results. President Lora Davella, that may SG then invited Alexandrakis not be the case. Typing tests will be administered at 9 a.m. and at 10:15a.m. to explain the nature of the deci "We all know that if this option Feb. 18 and 25 and March 4. Students should allow 75 minutes for sion and requested the results be goes through, we won't have a the tests. released. faculty evaluation book to pub Students who do not attain a passing score in the English lan On Monday, the Faculty Senate lish because of lack of informa London School of Economics guage and typing tests will not be admitted to CNJ 111, CNJ 216 or approved a measure which did al tion," Davella said. and Political Science CAD/CPR 162. low the release of the results, but Stebbins added, "Through our Typing proficiency of 25 words per minute is required. The permitted professors to opt out of advertisements, through cover A chance to study and live in London tests are conducted on a computer, the keyboard of which is similar both being evaluated and having age in the (Hurricane) and Junior-year programs, Postgraduate Diplomas, One- to the keyboard of a typewriter. them published. through our actions in SG, the Year Master's Degrees and Research Opportunities in For more information call Alan Prince at 284-2265. Oster said that at a meeting student body is going to be made the Social Sciences. Wednesday morning, he told Al aware of this problem, and I hope exandrakis that SG would run a we can muster their support, be The wide range of subjects includes:- Accounting and Finance • Actuarial Science • Busi Treatment for bulimia offered full-page ad in The Miami Hurri cause it's something we all feel ness Studies • Economic* • Econometrics • cane denouncing the Faculty Sen very strongly about," said Steb Economic History • European Studies • Geography • A psychologically-based program designed to help binge-eat ate's actions unless he could guar bins. Government • Health Planning • Housing • Industrial ers and purgers will be offered at the Counseling Center in Building antee the group would change its Stebbins also said he got the Relations • International History • International Rela 21R. position on the optional evalua impression the Faculty Senate tions • Law • Management Science • Operational tion. Research • Philosophy, Logic & Scientific Method • Interested UM students must complete an interview prior to was blowing off the undergradu Population Studies • Politics • Regional and Urban acceptance. Once accepted, a deposit of $25 will be required. The "He said he couldn't guarantee ate student body as a bunch of Planning • Sea-Use Policy • Social Administration • deposit will be refunded on completion of the program. such a decision, therefore the ad kids. Social Anthropology • Social Planning in Developing For more information call the Counseling Center at 284-5511. goes," Oster said. Greitz said, "We want to estab Countries • Social Work • Sociology • Social Psychol The ad purchased by SG can be lish it in writing that the student ogy • Statistical and Mathematical Sciences • seen on page three of today's is has the right to evaluate every Systems Analysis • Applications available for Orientation '89 sue. one of his (or) her professors and Applecateon forms from According to Stebbins, it was to know the results of that evalu Admesseona Registrar Room 10. L 8.E.. Applications for Orientation '89 program coordinator and ori made very clear to the Faculty ation." Houghton straat. London WC2A ?AE, England, entation coordinators are available at Whitten University Center Senate that not only did SG want According to Maria Gonzalez, a tilling whather undargraduata Of postgeaduala 228. The deadline for applications is Wednesday. For further information call Rosa Verdeja at 284-2387. Biology department to host visiting professor Groups want WIOD Or. Hall Caswell ot the Wood's Hole Oceanographic Institute In Wood's Hole, Mass., will be on campus today through Feb. Has license revoked a distinguished visiting professor In the biology department. K For more information call the biology department at 284-3974. RADIO/From page I The Adam Walsh Child Re i source Center, located in West Iron Arrow sponsors award "With these advertisements, a Palm Beach, has also expressed message has been sent to black its concerns to the FCC about Iron Arrow honor society is sponsoring the Iron Arrow Award students and faculty that the ad Rogers' show. for sophomores with a minimum grade point average of 3.0. The ministration isn't sensitive to the A letter from the Adam Walsh criteria for the award are leadership, scholarship and service to concerns of blacks," said United Center complained that Rogers, UM. Black Students President Johnny in the opinion of the Center's di The award, which includes a $ 1,000 scholarship, will be pre Taylor. rector, solicits teenage boys for sented at the Honors Day Convocation. Applications are available Thompson not only wants the sex over the airwaves, said Gisele in the Dean of Students office, Building 21E. The deadline for the University to stop advertising on Galoustian, the Center's director WIOD, but he wants the Federal of public relations. application is 5 p.m. Wednesday. Communications Commission to For more information call Scott Meyer at 284-6750. Denny Abbott, the national di refuse to renew the station's li rector of the Adam Walsh Center, A*U*D*I*T*I*(_)*N*S cense. was unavailable for comment. SI.\CI:HS- DAM I:KS- PKKFOKMKKS CLAST registration offered He is joined in that request by On Tuesday, at Thompson's the Miami-Dade National Associ suggestion, the city commission The College Level Academic Skills Test (CLAST) will be held ation for the Advancement of ers of Hallandale asked the city March 11. Today is the last day to register. Colored People, which has filed a attorney to compose a resolution All students receiving Florida financial aid must take the formal petition with the FCC ask asking the FCC not to renew PROFESSIONAL DANCERS, SINGERS AND MUSICAL CLAST by the time they complete 60 credit hours, in order to re ing that WIOD's license not be re WIOD license. THEATRE PERFORMERS: Your opportunity lo make real main eligible for state aid. Any student with fewer than 60 credits newed. Thompson played an edited magic on stage is here right now, at Walt Disney World. Because may also register to take the CLAST. An optional, but recom David Honig, general counsel to five-minute cassette tape of a we're casting for eight spectacular productions in the world's mended practice CLAST will be given on Feb. 18 to registrants for the Miami-Dade NAACP, said the Rogers' broadcast in which the the March test. organization filed a formal chai DJ suggested using elderly peo number one resort destination. Registration cards for the March 11 CLAST may be obtained lange to the renewal of WIOD's ple, instead of animals, for medi i n the Testing Center office located in Ungar Building 341. For ad license. cal experiments. Hallandale has a To qualify, you must be at least 18 years old between March 1 and May ditional information call the Testing Center at 284-2450. Honig said the complaint con large elderly population. I, 1989. Please bring a current resume and nonieturnable photograph. — JACKIE LEVERMORE cerns allegedly inflammatory Some movement ability is required. Everyone will be required to leam broadcasts made by Rogers and The Hallandale commissioners fellow WIOD DJ Steve Kane dur at least one dance/movement combination, so bring dance attire.'Singers voted to condemn Rogers via res should memorize short vocal selection (one ballad and one uptempo) and ing the second day of the recent olution and send a copy of the S3 lust The Facts Overtown riots. document to the FCC, Atlanta's bring vocal sheet music in their best key. Accompanist provided. Part of the complaint, Honig Cox Enterprises (WIOD's parent (Dancers are encouraged to sing.) The following are several cases gone. said, also alleges deficient minori company) and companies who which the University of Miami He had also apparently eaten a ty employment by WIOD. advertise on Rogers' show. Public Safety investigated during bowl of soup and drank a can of the week: Coke in the hallway while he was Audition Site & Date • A burglar stopped at the in the building. Orlando, Florida Graduate School of International Police still do not know who he Saturday, February 18 Studies for a bowl of soup and a was, they said. Callback Sunday, February 19 can of soda before he fled the • The University Rathskeller Tupperware Convention Center school late at night Jan. 29, UM was broken into Sunday morn police reports said. ing, and two television sets val U.S. 441-S.Orange Mary D'Leon, a staff associate ued at $700 were stolen from the Blossom Trail at the school, 1531 Brescia Ave., second floor of the building, a UM (S miles south of Florida Turnpike near Kissimmee) said she had responded to two of police report said. 25% the alarms that had gone off in The burglar or burglars knock side the building when she saw ed out a serving tray blocking an STUDENT DISCOUNT several of the inside doors had opening in the ticket window on For more information, contact: been forced open. She also saw the north side of the building, the on CONTACT LENSES (407) 345-5701 the silhouette of a man in the report said. The intruders took building. the televisions and left through With Student I.D. Mon - Fri 10 AM - 4 PM According to police, the man, the back door. Once outside, they No other discounts apply. Eastern Time whom D'Leon could only de cut the outside storage freezer scribe as a skinny, black "male, lock and an outside gate lock You Won't Find had apparently scaled an eight- with a cutting or prying tool, po leetW TV »«ell lleeiee-v . eenepjm foot high wall leading into a lice said. Lower Prices on Brand Name courtyard area. He thencracked a Steve Poppleton, manager of piece of glass of an "awning- the Rat, also reported a set of Rx Eyeglasses. Anywhere! type" window and took the other keys missing. Buy any ol our Eyeglasses. Then take 30 Days slats out, placing them on the • An estimated $955 in UM lo try to find the identical product at a lower price ground. He climbed inside the varsity basketball clothing was — GOOD LUCK building. stolen from the locker room at n you should lind it. bring us proof ol the price Once inside, the intruder the Knight Sports Complex on and we II DOUBLE the difference in price back kicked open the doors to a num Jan. 27, a UM police report said. to you ber of the rooms and ransacked The burglar apparently them. However, police said GSIS crawled through the ceiling from officials don't know if he stole one room into the locker room ARE YOU A anything. The man did manage to and stole a number of practice Con Eves set off the alarms to the building, jerseys, shorts and five basketball * TtatMnn tH Outt'-V A RevoUoi "• ePrcmg alerting police and D'Leon. shoes of various sizes. MIAMI O-KM'*!*- Piml* — AC'OM f'om Srtoriy lOnlJS 1 LONELY HEART? When D'Leon arrived, she only Police have no further informa 9*63 5 Owe Htgi-iway —M5-9W vaguely saw the man. He was tion. MIAMI Red Rd — One tHOCfc aouth of fhe B*«ry Cent* leaving through the same win AcroM *rom Sunt*) Drug — T2M S W «.7ih Ave dow he had entered. She quickly - ROBERT S. MARSHALL MMM Place a personal ad in 77»e Miami Hurricane's Valentine's Day edi- shut and locked a door between By Independent Doctor • tion. Salespeople will be at a table in the University Center's Breezeway, her and the intruder, she said, and EYE EXAMS of Optometry today, from 9:30 a.m. to 4 p.m. then called police who arrived Just tiie Facts is a continuing OFFER NOT VALID ON ACUVUE PRODUCTS within minutes.The man was column in The Miami Hurricane. v; THE MIAMI HURRICANE Friday, Feb. 10, 1989 Paege 3 Dear Members of The Faculty Senate:
On February 6, you thoughtlessly and selfishly shortchanged the Stu dent Body. Rather than requiring all faculty members to be evaluated, you voted to leave the decision of being evaluated and of having the results publicly disclosed up to the discretion ofthe individual faculty member. We) find your refusal to hold your col leagues accountable for the quality of their instruction to be un conscionable, cowardly, and highly unprofessional. For the tuition we pay, the students demand the right to evaluate their professors and to know the results.
Sincerely, STUDENT GOVERNMENT OPINION Page 4 University of Miami Friday, Feb. 10,1989 Does faculty want to hide weaknesses? Evaluating the professors By ANTHONY GRAZIANO faculty is trying to accomplish. Mediocrity within the faculty is Well, it's time once again to dis not something any professor Faculty emasculates old process;Hurricane starts another cuss another touchy topic at the would outwardly condone, yet by University of Miami. Today's not allowing evaluations to be ]problem isn't conducted, how are our instruc The University of Miami's Faculty Senate have had at UM? The paper will compile the lack of parking tors going to realize their weak voted Monday to give professors the option answers and report them at a later date. or a smelly nesses? More importantly, how of withholding their evaluations from publi Students should grade professors on the ake. Today I'd are students going to recognize cation. following: ike to discuss a the really good professors from The evaluations, completed by students, • KNOWLEDGE DEPARTED: Did you problem that is the mediocre? serve several purposes beneficial to the stu learn anything? secretly creep Most people might expect me dent body. First, students can see what their Editorial • ENTHUSIASM: Did the professor care ing up on all — a Miami Hurricane writer — predecesors felt about any instructor's class about the subject? Did he seem to enjoy students and is to start babbling about how inef room performance. Also, the scores can help teaching? about to fective and useless Student Gov the student select the best possible instruc • TEACHING ABILITY: What sort of change their ernment has been, but actually tor, thereby allowing students to get the best classroom presence did the professor have? University ex it's the student body that has been out of their over-priced education. Was he able to communicate well? perience with remiss. Student Government is Professors have never had to be critiqued, • KNOWLEDGE OF MATERIAL: Did out them even doing its best to remedy the situa unless they were seeking tenure. The Facul many faculty members and most administra the profesor seem to know what he was realizing it. I'm tion, but the real heat has got to ty Senate said about 90 percent of instruc tors have forgotten that the purpose of this talking about? talking about the students' right come from the students. tors usually participate. However, Student University is to benefit students. Evalua • ACCESSIBILITY: Did the professor to access instructor evaluation The Faculty Senate is a very Government said the figure is closer to 60 tions should be conducted of all faculty announce office hours? Did he provide his forms. powerful force on our campus, percent. members and all the results should be made home phone number? At the beginning of last semes but the key is that this is our cam Whatever the case, The Miami Hurricane public. ter, students and Student Govern pus. I would like to think that we thinks it disgusting and outrageous that the Please return your typed or printed an ment were informed that instruc are paying UM this not-so-small Faculty Senate has given professors another In the interest of promoting further eval swers to Pat McCreery, Hurricane editor in tor evaluation results were going fee to select for us the best pro chance to squirm out of having to be cri uation, the Hurricane proposes a poll of chief, Whitten University Center 221. All to be withheld for last semester, fessors available in the country, tiqued. sorts. forms should include students' names, tele but were assured that they would as well as all the sunshine it pro It is becoming increasingly apparent that Who is the best and worst professor you phone numbers and ID numbers. be published for the spring se vides. mester. Now I may be going out I would also like to think that on a limb here, but I haven't seen we as students are not so apathet anything published as of yet. Call ic as to spend $60,000 on an edu me crazy, but I think something cation and then let the Faculty might be amiss. Senate ignore our wishes for in 8.6ST (FOR $** The Faculty Senate has decided structor evaluation forms. I hope , ^t>^ that it will no longer be obligato I'm not wrong. WORST. 5, ry for instructors to conduct eval • -rt* %#*- uations, nor will it be necessary Antitony Graziano. a freshman to publish any results for teachers majoring in economics, is an who do conduct evaluations. I'd opinion columnist for The Miami like to know exactly what our Hurricane. More to UM sports f->.-A» (Tfc^kTV* arcsiN MAf-STE**) 1*7 than just football At_.C_3UA/TJW6 TIMES F*oA imoe-
By JORDAN BRESSLER fan situation after the general TeAcHES: TO \MOOOLM_J ll is a Monday night at the Miami press conference. Foster voiced Arena, and the UM Basketball his dissatisfaction with the stu "THEORETICAL CRE-ATQR}SS team is playing the kind of quali dents ty basketball that we have come "We give the students free tick TAX POM S i to expect Irom els and tree Metroruil (pauses) I them. and they can't come to the game? IM V*>tMt*S*v*ttt>r*'S. Yes, there is They don't deserve this team," : /Kevin Presto. loster stated. "_S_. 3_A»._, u/IT*/> Ta=-V_HE*S. nailing four .*?- Foster went on to say that he EVOLUTION point goals. expected only about 700 people in LATEX 8OMVW6$ There's Eric attendance for each of the last OFTHflbH Brown break few home games. "You'll be able ing another re to hear echoes in here." he said. /••1ETAL- cord. There's Jim Mandich, a veteran South freshman sen Florida broadcaster who remem A D^MWK sation Jake bers when the Hurricane football BRESSLER Morton con teams ol the 7l)'s had similar at SOCIAL tinuing to build tendance problems, understands his reputation Foster's position. MATR\X" as a rising star. "I don't know how to quantify And there, in the stands, are why the fans don't show up. 1,689 people, in an arena built to You've got a hell of a product. house 10 times that many. Foster is the right guy for the pro This type of infamous tradition gram, and an exciting brand of CCofck ll deplorable This response, at a basketball ...It's gotta be awfully school that has come to be known discouraging," Mandich said. for its outstanding overall athlet As far as the players are con- ics, is ridiculous Perhaps the cerned, Ihey also would like to problem is the wishy-washy HM see more support. However, their fans and students, who can'l see play is not adversely affected by 95£ * past .lanuary 2. the low turnout. Joe Wylie, a Whatever the reason, it is dis sophomore and center on the heartening to iee this tvpe of apa squad, plays for the fans that are thy. there. "It's ridiculous to get only "We try hard to make a name 1,600 fans against a state team." for ourselves and the city as well. History sheds light on drugs Coach Bill Foster said after Mon Hut if the fans aren't going to day's game "But if I worry about come, we'll play for the fans we that, I'll drive myself crazy. . .all get that come to every game...I I can do is supply the team." Fos love the ones we get," Wylie said. Even George Washington dabbled in the doobage ter said. However, it does bother Wylie However, it was an enraged that perhaps when the big By JONATHAN FREEDMAN 1791 : The Bill of Rights is despite protest by the American serious social consequences such version of the normally reserved crowds come, that they are just drafted, including of course Arti Medical Association. The AMA as crime, hospital emergency ad Foster that I spoke lo aboul the Please see pane 5/FANS Drug paranoia is strangling this cle IV. the rig/il of the people to campaigned against this because missions or death." country out of its senses. Myths be secure in their persons, hous many medications are marijua 1977 : Senator Ted Kennedy run rampant, while the truth es, paper, und effects against un na-based. opens hearings on Operation hides behind mass media's "drugs reasonable searches and seizures Henry Anslinger is appointed MK-ULTRA, a CIA study "inves are destroying shull nol be violated; and no ssar- head of the new Federal Bureau tigating whether and how it was society" propa rant issued, but upon probable of Narcotics, responsible for pro possible to modify an individual's STAFF ganda. Alcohol cause, supported by oath or affir paganda such as the movie Reefer behavior by correct means." The • '.' •.-.,., furmg tht ft §d*fnn veai a* written and tobacco mation, and particularly describ Madness. Anslinger testifies to CIA admits to hiring prostitutes ")•- University 0' Miami The newspaper companies run Jt >»•*. nut iit-t i ••,',. i',', .'c. *. • tndoptrW3fH ot advertiser a of of the Umver ing the place to be searched and Congress that "most of the mari to spike their Johns' drinks with up record prof iffy s tr-u--tt'f: f i ult) i .itin'iiif,v
1 ANS/From page 4 words for the ones who miss out. above is that things will improve, FREE SNEAK PREVIEW Alumni Carol Muklewicz, who and they point to the Hurricane coming to see the opponent. also feels that the crowds who do football program as an example. "When we had a large crowd for come don't do "collegiate basket In the meantime, the people who Duke (the 6,629 broke a record ball crowd things," has conceded don't go are going to miss some for attendance at a basketball that the Miami fans are a hopeless incredible games. game since the program was rein case. "We don't expect much stated in 1983), it was like they (those of us who do come) and were coming to see them can't: it's always this way," she Jordan Bressler, a freshman ma play.. I'd like to see at least 3,000 said. joring in broadcast journalism, is every game,"Wylie said. It should be noted that a gener an opinion columnist for The Mi Some fans have some harsh al consensus of the people quoted ami Hurricane. PLACE A PERSONAL IN THE MIAMI HURRICANE'S VA LENTINE'S DAY ISSUE. COME DOWN TO THE STU DENT UNION BREEZWAY TODAY TO PLACE YOUR AD. WE WILL BE THERE BETWEEN 9:30 A.M. AND 4 P.M. 4- DAVE'S CAR CLINIC + FREE MOVIE POSTER Certified Car Care MONDAY, FEBRUARY 13 PASSES AVAILABLE AT FOREIGN CARS AMERICAN CARS A/C REPAIRS 8:00PM UNIVERSITY CENTER #232 • Ma BEAUMONT CINEMA CALL f UM CAMPUS PRESENTED BY Studant Olacounta well. Valid 1.0. 661-7711 CINEMATIC ARTS COMMISSION SiOO COMMERCE IN. TOWING AVAILABLE , ONLY 1 BLOCK FROM CAMPUS ev. »eee»e_Bt 7 GRAND OPENING!! ORIENTATION '89 Avoid the hassles of a packed car. No matter what, IMo matter where, Applications now are WELL SHIP IT FOR YOU! NEXT DAY AIR AVAILABLE being accepted for the 430 SOUth DiXie Hwy. (Across from Pizza Hut) positions of (j(y_\ - 1 053 "Some Restrictions Apply* •PROGRAM COORDINATOR EUROPE, ASIA, THE USA: YOU GET TO •ORIENTATION COORDINATORS CHOOSE WHERE YOlftL SERVE. Pick up your application at the We guarantee it! University Center, room 228 DEADLINE: FEBRUARY 15
Once you've completed your advanced train For further information ing in the Army and are ready for your first assign ment you'll go where the Army promised you you'd go-no ifs, ands or huts. You get it guaran teed in writing. Places like Germany, Korea or the contact continental United States. You'll know where you're going and why. It'll give you an edge on life now and in the future. Talk it over with an Army Recruiter. Rosa Verdeja 1 - 800 - USA - ARMY SGT Oscar Ali 223-1660 SGT Kenneth Pitts 223-1660/1661 @284-2387 ARM* BE ALL YOU CAN BE. ACCENT Page 6 University of Miami Friday, Feb. 10,1989 Almost famous Two UM students 'exposed' in 1989 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue
Bv BARBRA SPALTEN editors, explaining thai covering the ceiling consti tl . I'HI I elite,, tutes a fire hazard. A whole camera crew showed up in November and look approximately eight rolls Sports lUuslruled's 25th anniversary swimsuit is of film sue, which hit newsstands Monday, features some Sophomore Chris Brogan said he and sophomore University e.f Miami students on its slick, air- Rodney Dopp are the "unsung heroes" of the issue. brushed pages which will sell an estimated 1.5 million copies. Bro The students are not languishing on Mexican gan and Dopp are not shown in the magazine photo beaches In bikinis, however Instead, two suite- graph. mates Irom Mahonej Residential College are posed "We put up all the pictures." Brogan said. He in front e>f a dorm room wall covered with pictures added that he doesn't want a copy of the issue since from M's past issues he isn't in it. Sophomore Mark Mautino said he saw an adver Dopp takes a more philosophical attitude. "We tisement in I'le Miami Hurricane last semester ask have to face the fact that wc told thousands, maybe ing tor anyone with a large collection of the swim hundreds of thousands, of people about it. and we suit issue and calendar pictures to call the magazine. weren't in the magazine " Dopp said he i.s still glad Mautino knew his suitemate had a few pictures on lo see his friends in the issue, even though. "We did his wall, sn he answered the ad. all the work." "I was joking around," he explained. His only proof of the experience is a picture the Mis suitemate. junior Brian Alspector, said he felt photographer sent him showing the four suitemates ihi' same way. "We thought it was a big joke, then and two cheerleaders in front of the wall He said these guys came with cameras." approximately 250 pictures of all six of them were After calling, the suitemates went to work. "We taken, with only four or five of Mautino and Alspec nisi put them up after," Mautino said of the pictures tor. One of those pictures was chosen by the maga MK IMI I. DUM UllSlajl Photographer zine for publication. on the wall Hrian Alspector, Mark Mautino, Chris Brogan and Hod ney Dopp pose for the Approximately 40 pictures now cover one wall in Dopp said he doesn't mind thai much, however lhe room "They aren't on the ceiling." he told the SI It was worth it," he concludes. picture that didn't gel into Sports Illustrated magazine. Conducting colonel leads ensembles By GAIL SHIVEL Recently retired from the Air Force following a distin huge successes in Ihe United States. Smith Amen, a and ( eep\ I e_'tOI> guished 36-year military career. Gabriel ha.s served as Europe. commander and conductor of the U.S. Air force Band and Today and tomorrow the Universitj of Miami School the USAI- Europe Band He has received three I egion ot Men! awards for his of Music is hosting its 7th annual Honor Hand Festival years of service to the Air Force and his contribution to Outstanding band members from South Florida high In Europe, Gabriel organized a NA I () band of military music education in the United States. He is now head of schools will perform tomorrow night in two ensembles musicians with members from all 15 NATO countries lie the performing arts department at George Mason Univer under Ihis year's guest conductor, retired Air Force Col has led bands and orchestras all over the United States and sity in Fairfax, Va Arnald I) Gabriel. in 46Other countries. (iahriel will also conduit the FM Symphonic Wind ()r- I'he 'Kl-member Festival Symphonic Hand and the 50- e lustra. David Gray, Dr. Nicholas DeCarbO, and William member Festival Wind Ensemble will rehearse for two While (iahriel was commander and conductor ol the Russell of the School of Music will also conduit pieces days with (iahriel. who has a photographic memory and 1 SAI- Bund in Washington. D.C, he began by presenting lhe performance is free at 7:30 p.m. tomorrow in Gusman (iahriel rehears.", without a score Iree Concerts (HI tour as a publll service The lours Were Concert Hall OUT AND ABOUT Seeing stars, hearing music
liv I AMARA SAMOLE - ate Sound aj thunder al 8:30 introduces Chris Mu/./.o. who and 11) p.m., or a compilation of helps visitors see stars with the I ' '1 Zeppelin favorites „t 11;30 star machine, and Laurel Robert p.m son, in charge of incandescent li psychedelii lasers pain d lighting '.'.uh stars and incandescent lights sound inviting, then e hei k I nter ihe planetarium's hug. I hen relax and enjoy the show. i.ni ,m awesome laser light show indoor dome- Walk through the I lie lights dim and the music be at the Miami Space I rjnsii Plane dinilv lit aisles and find a com gins lhe loud, rich stereo sound tarium Fridas and Saturdav fortable reclining i h_ir At show . re'lax tei Pink fiend's Deli Hows through the air as the in- time, laser operator Mark Bennel deeor "skv" is hi up by the con stellations. In sync with the musii. kalei- eleesi eepie laser patterns da/./le the eyes, song alter song. The same ACCENT midges are rarek repealed, so he assured there is a large variety of optical illusions to draw you into another world. Muzzo said he prefers 10 em MARKS phasize psychedelic effects. Ben What a trip! nel added. "Of course, no two shows are ever Ihe same. They're I he' Gutbusters Comi dj Seriesi ontinues tomorrow all done live I Iii types of special al the Rathskelh r w ith comedian Trip Winfield per- i Ffei is are dependent upon audi- igat in p m I niversitv of Miami student Ethan • nee reaction and participation." -ei opens the sinew al 9:30 p.m with his parodies ol With new, high-powered am popu plifiers, the sound is louder and rn her than ever before The show features one ol the best star ma- Friday night flicks e lunes ever made All the laser shows are non-profit; the $5 adult rhe original / he 11\. starring Vim enl I'M. e, i an be seei and $2.50 children's admission it , ami'i tOp.m tonight in the Whitten University Centei fees are Used tee fund the museum ational Lounge rhe award-winning foreign film .\ The Pink Floyd and Led Zeppe I, it/i u Vie\s will be shown at midnighl Both movies lin shows will be featured for a ..re presented in the Universitv of Miami's Program Coum il while, bul be on the lookout lor an upcoming RUSH Show of Can you believe it? Hands, a lalking Heads selei I and a David Howie tribute • inematii Art! I ommission presents a preview ot frw Between laser shows, check erai Kp.m Mondaj rhe film stars Oscar-nominei out the Planetarium's breath-tak lames Woods and Robert Downey, Jr of Suturday Night ing observatory, lor free The ob ime li will he shown in lieaunie.nl Cinema On Ihe si'. - servatory is open Thursday "'id floor ol Memorial Building The film is free, but seatina through Sunday from 8 tee in p.m. is limited "Right now yeiu can use the huge, mounted telesi ope to view Jupiter and up to four of ns 2li Galiliean moons," said Eddie Mendez, observatory guide "You can alsee see al least two of its 11 methane bands" rhursdaj nights, the "What's I p in lln Si-A " show is eeffered free al 8 j. m I he show is live and is updated weekly, said Arthur Smith, host oi the show Smith's show features Information aboul the planets, star i lusters, galaxies and more I he Miami Spai p I ransil Plan etarium is hei ated at 3280 S. Mi ami Ave . nexl to Vizi aya I ake US 1 north in get there, or sim ple gi i een Metror.nl al the I Ini versity of Miami station and gel off at the- Vizi aya station Metro- The Phantom wont be there rail operates until midnighl. sev I he Greater Miami Opi t.e presents Rii haul Wagner's ers days a week For more infor mation, call the Planetarium's Die Walkuere,. onducted b. Willie Anthon) Watei .. Mon ( osmii Hotline at 854-2222 or day through Feb 19 at the I ide County Auditorium Show 854-4242 times are 8 p.m Monday, W dnesday and Feb 18; 7:30p.m. I uesdav. and _' p.m Sunday I eb 19 I Ickets range from $20 King Maniac nxa* PAoucEuuAutiantnot*E-H*. lo $72 and are available to students at a discount In the 24 Out unci Aboul isa week I j col hours before a show lur more information, call 854 164.1 umn wlni li examines activities in The Miami Maniac goes sky-hiah Feb "i aa ii-,ljmrm,, . .. LAI Ml I IIP (MAS the Miami ana on a sludents e s budget Jim West, let, E„JCancL. ^t,^ ^ ' THE MIAMI HURRICANE f-nday, Feb 10. 1989 Page 7 LIGHTS. CAMERA. ACTION Liaisons links love and lust Spend Weekends By LINA LOPEZ cical scenes and ironic twists which would Contributing editor have been out of place in a more pretentious InThe Florida Keys interpretation. Dungerous Liaisons opens with the main Under the direction of Stephen Frears, of characters going through a morning dressing My Beautiful Laundrettc fame, the actors and Make MoneyToo! ritual in which scores of maids and valets speak the lines in the American vernacular, place layer upon layer of skirts, lace, ruffles, making the dialogue more accessible than velvet, fragrances and powder on them. that of stuffy literature. The overly-ornate 18th Century dressing Cheeca Lodge, a luxury oceanfront habits cover more than the bodies of Glenn The screenplay remains true to the original resort in Islamorada, is seeking Miami Close and John Malkovich. They symbolically work in its depiction of a French aristocracy mask the scheming of the Marquise de Mer- living uneventful days amid comfort and ex college students interested in making teull and the Vicomte de Valmont, the charac- cessive riches. The world described by de La great money as waiters/waitresses iers they portray. clos gives new meaning to parlor games of This duo is all pleasure, no guilt. What a that time, as these wonderfully decadent on weekends. We'll give you a gas ,oncept. What a movie. folks make France their chessboard and those allowance and a $200.00 training around them their pawns. The Marquise, a self-proclaimed "virtuoso bonus, as well as the great tips you'll ,ef deceit," offers her old friend and former Malkovich steals almost every scene as the earn. There's even limited staff housing lover, the Vicomte, the chance to undertake foppish charmer, the Vicomte, who compen an "heroic enterprise" — to get revenge on a sates good looks with deadly charm and I'd- available. If you're interested, give us man who dumped the Marquise to marry a never-lie-to-you eyes. When he tells Cecile a call at Cheeca Lodge on our Miami young virgin, Cecile. The Vicomte's role is to "trust me," a priceless line from Rt'sfey Busi seduce Cecile, making her fiance a laughing ness comes to mind: "If there were any logic line: 245-3755. lock to the English language, trust would be a four-letter word." Close is wickedly perfect Die Vicomte, whose smooth-talking ways as the Marquise, but it is Malkovich who con have made victims of countless unsuspecting vinces you to overlook the Vicomte's conniv females, laughs at the proposal. "She's seen ing ways and direct your hate at the Mar nothing She knows nothing," he says of Cec- Malkovich quise. LaaJDOkGi. Shc's bound to be curious. She'd be on a her hack before I unwrap the first bunch of Marquise will give him a reward — herself. Each scene contains hidden gems of double I lowers ... I have my reputation to think of." This Warner Brothers release is Hollywood entendres, some blatant, some cleverly dis More enticing, as well as challenging, to on the grand scale — including lavish cos guised, plus stage directions and actors' ges PO. Box 527 lhe Vicomte is seducing a young wife, played tumes, sets and music. tures which guide you through the charac Islamorada. Florida 33036 Michelle Pfeiffer, known for her piety and ters' development. (305) 664-4651 Toll Free. (800) 327-2888 faithfulneM to her husband. So, the Marquise Dangerous Liaisons, based on the novel Les For the casual viewer, Dangerous Liaisons and the Vicomte rework the deal. He will se Liaisons Dangereuses by Choderlos de Laclos, is pure entertainment. But the film has ele duce Cecile, and, providing he can prove i.s a pseudo-period piece, but it doesn't take it ments of a mental exercise, down to the i uually successful with the virtuous wife, the self too seriously, allowing for sometimes far haunting ending.
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WE DEEPLY REGRET ANY INCONVENI ENCE THIS MAY CAUSE YOU. SPORTS Friday, Feb. 10,1989 University of Miami Page 8 Special Miami, USF clash tonight delivery By CHRISTOPHER J. RINGS By DAN LE BATARD Stall Writer Sports Editor An open letter to University Question: What's the second of Miami point guard Thomas biggest university in Florida? Hocker: Hint: It's in Tampa. It's got over Dear Thomas, 30.000 students. Its baseball can't I would have mailed this to manage a winning record. you, but the Answer: The school is the Uni purpose here versity of South Florida, and the is for you to baseball team is in town this read this weekend to face the second- note, not ranked team in collegiate base- throw it un bail, the University of Miami opened into a Hurricanes (3-0), in a two-game raging gaso series that starts at 7:30 tonight. line fire. Be Last year, the Bulls compiled a sides, I've 26-33 record, not impressive for a used all my large Florida school. The team stamps send placed third in the Sun Belt Con ing pleasant ference, a conference where you letters to No can finish third with a 5-11 tre Dame league mark. football Coach Lou Holtz. And the Bulls have got less than Judging from our relationship half their starters returning. over the past year, I think you "They've lost most of their key would be more inclined to take people," said assistant coach Brad a game-winning shot than to Kelley. "They have two or three read a letter I wrote you, any good pitchers, then the skill level way. starts to drop." At least this way maybe one Still, the team has given Miami PFTER PAOLICELU/Asstetant Photo Editor of your friends will relay the problems in the past. Last year, One of the interesting undercards to UM's game against South Florida at 7:30 p.m. tonight will be Jorge message. UM escaped with 1-0 and 4-3 vic Loudly, I hope. tories during an early-season ho- Fabregas (pictured here trying to tag out Central Florida's Randy Kotchman) battling for the starting Anyway, on behalf of the en mestand. Miami was surprised, first base position against Henry Hernandez. tire UM athletic community 11-8, by USF later in the season (your teammates and coaches B) Philosophy 562. whatever success we'll have, not pen will be senior Will Vespe while splitting another two-gam off a banner recruiting year, included), I urge you to please, C) the part in Jimmy Johnson's only now but in the future." (1-0). er in Tampa. which garnered the likes of all- please, please start shooting hair. On the mound tonight for the "They always play us tough," world pitcher Alex Fernandez that round thing you dribble so Of course, depth is best defined Hurricanes will be the very expe On Saturday, look for Fernan said Kelley. "The last three or and potential superstars F.P. San well. tangelo (shortstop) and Jorge as a potential quality. The season rienced pre-season All-American dez (1-0, 0.00 ERA) on the four years we always seem to Joe Grahe (1-0, 1.13 ERA). Dur mound, backed up by sophomore This is not at all intended to manage a split with them." Fabregas (first baseman). is still young, and of the new players, only Fernandez and San ing the 1988 season, in which the southpaws Greg Knowles, who be malicious. That much I want South Florida is a scrappy team "We've got some of the best re senior compiled a 13-5 record and to make clear. cruits I've ever seen here," Coach tangelo have asserted them got shelled only once last year, whose hit-and-run style of play is was Fraser's mainstay in the Col and Steve Tucker. I'm just trying to relay what I similar to Miami's. Like the Hur Ron Fraser said earlier this sea selves. "This year's team has a lot less lege World Series, Grahe won constantly hear from the few ricanes, the Bulls like to take son. both of his two starts against "We anticipate winning," said fans who consistently attend chances offensively, but lack of And he speaks the truth. The experience," said Kelley. "One guy isn't going to carry the ball USF, one of the wins a 1-0 shut Kelley, "I definitely think we're UM basketball games, the same experienced personnel may limit Hurricanes now have more depth out. good enough of a team to win fans who yell "Shoooooot" ev their opportunities. to their lineup than: club. How the other freshmen re spond is going to be a big part of Backing up Grahe in the bull- both." ery time they see you open Unlike USF, Miami is coming A) the Grand Canyon. around the three-point line and then replace the "o's" with "i's" after you pass up the shot and the ball. The kid throws smoke, catches fire UM fans are not blind. They see that soft, smooth, silky shot 10 a game during his career. you put up in pre-game war- Fernandez blends in with the rest cleats and ponder for a second, Fernandez brandishes a change By CHRISTOPHER J. RINGS up that actually reaches home In his senior year, Fernandez mups. They see it caress the net Staff Wriler of his class. (iee. If I was the Brewers No. 1 Plat, a full inning after the batter went 14-0 with an earned-run ever so gently. They see sharp With a few exceptions. draft pick , __ has swung average of O.SS, and pitched a shooter Kevin Presto miss more Forget that new basketball ex Fernandez, who may start In Fernandez ia also the only Mi complete-game, 3-1 victory over pansion team with the ugly uni In high school, the powerfully often than you do. They see that forms. one of Miami's two games against ami frosh whose fastball can ac Florida High in the state final. the Lfnfversfry of South Florida tually re-arrange print on catch built 19-year old won just about Awards that followed included you are the best pure shooter on The real Miami Heat is right every honor bestowable. Pitching the team. here, right now, wearing an or today or tomorrow, is the only er's mitts, zipping in anywhere Florida High School Player of the UM freshman who recently between 87 and 91 mph. for Miami Monsignor Edward Year, finalist for Dade County They see. ange and green jersey with the Pace, Fernandez led the Spartans But only before the game. number 30 on the back. turned down BIG bucks Coach Ron Fraser sees a lot of Athlete of the Year, and the Colle ($110,000 signing bonus) from Neal Heaton, the former UM fire- to two state championships in giate Baseball Magazine's All- During the game, they see you And Ron Fraser is his coach. baller (now with the Montreal four years, compiling a 47-4 re pull up from about three feet Alex Fernandez is a UM fresh the- Milwaukee Brewers to don America team. He was also re the' Hurricane orange and green. Fxpos) who led Miami to its 1985 cord along the way. cently tabbed as this year's best and look at everything in Dade man, just like any other. His Mom NCAA title, in his prize recruit, His 24 shutouts and seven no- County except the basket. That is a secretary and his dad is a He's also the only first-round freshman. draft choice to bypass the pros except that "Heaton didn't have hitters are Florida state records. pump fake doesn't work unless businessman. A business major, as good of a breaking pitch." He is No. 2 on the all-time strike you establish yourself as an out the dark-skinned, dark-haired for college in 10 years. Put vourself in Fernandez' Besides heat and breaking balls, out list with 601, averaging over Please see page 9/KID side threat. You are averaging exactly three shots a game. That seems to be a waste of a talent you've worked so hard to develop, a Miami sees Demons in the Horizon talent others would kill for. Against Tennessee Tech, for ex By TODD WRIGHT people did not see the Blue De about DePaul i.s the game we 22 points in Miami's last five the games first 20 minutes as the ample, you were 0-for-l from Staff VVrile'r mons dominate the Hurricanes, played against them last year," games. Eagles soared to a surprising the field. Why? 101-82, in a one-sided game that said senior forward Eric Brown. Burns did his part in last year's 50-47 lead. Coaches and teammates, hav On a late February weekend was not as close as the 19-point "I remember us getting blown DePaul bashing by scoring a Junior forward Earl Wise, who ing seen what you do during last year, SportsFest was in full deficit would indicate. out and I remember Brundy scor game-high 27 points and chalking finished with 30 points, was 7- practice, want you to shoot gear on the University of Miami Junior forward Stanley Brundy ing a lot of points. Thinking about up nine assists while his team for-11 from the field in the first more. Coach Bill Foster has campus and the Grand Prix of Mi fueled DePaul with 31 points and it, maybe last year will give me mates turned the ball over at will, half and held (quite literally) stated publicly that you must ami was in high gear on the overshadowed the performances motivation to play extra hard on at Brundy and whoever else they Brown to only eight first half shoot more. Forward Eric streets of downtown Miami. of senior guards Rod Strickland Saturday." could turn the ball over to. points. Brown has said he needs the Oh, forgot something. That and Kevin Edwards, arguably the Brown will be man-to-man "We've got a chance to ring a Along with center Milos Babic, outside shooting threat to open same weekend at the James L. toughest backcourt Miami faced with Brundy in this rematch and hell on Saturday," said Miami Wise did everything possible to up the inside. He's already aver Knight Center (just a couple last season. the two seniors will most likely coach Bill Foster. "Maybe we'll shut down Miami's leading scorer aging almost 30 points a game bloiks from turn 14), the Hurri Strickland is now a New York provide a great indivdual match catch DePaul feeling good about even if that meant pushing off, in a lane always cluttered with canes battled DePaul in a nation Knick and Edwards has returned up with Brown at 6-6, 195 pounds themselves, they won't play that grabbing jerseys or assault and slobbering behemoths. Imagine ally-televised basketball game to Miami as the point guard for and Brundy sizing up at 6-7, 210. well and we can surprise them." battery. Meanwhile, the officials what he could do if there were lhat. at least in the minds of Mi the Heat, but Brundy is still a De With Brown facing all he can DePaul destroyed Dayton, just allowed play to continue any room for him to maneuver ami, was probably better off for mon for the basketball tradition handle, Dennis Burns may be the 78-50, on the road Tuesday to wearing whistles that, at times, without being beheaded. gotten. that is DePaul and hosts the Hur difference between a surprising raise its record to 15-9. Coach Jo Brown assumed didn't work. Please Thomas, if you don't Because only 3,052 non-festing ricanes at 8:30 p.m. Saturday as success or disasterous failure. ey Meyer has a right to feel good Still dreaming of a date with a want to listen to me, listen to and non-rating fans attended and Miami opens a five-game road Burns, Miami's other forward, is as his Blue Demons return to the national power on Saturday your coaches, teammates, the 1 p.m. NBC tip-off caught swing. iin another one of his late-season friendly confines of Rosemont night, the Hurricanes allowed friends and fans. most others by surprise, most "The only thing I remember streaks which has him averaging Horizon, which is to Depaul bas Tech to stretch its lead to 72-63 Please. ketball what Wrigley Field is to with 12 minutes left and smell the • the cross-town Chicago Cubs. aroma of a major upset. Dan LeBatard. a junior major Despite the obvious disadvan RIINNNNGGGGG. ing in news-editorial journalism Track teams UF-bound tages, Miami freshman guard Good morning, Miami. and politics, is the sports editor .lake Morton (who fortunately The Hurricanes awoke from of The Miami Hurricane. By SAM CLIFFORD Krietsch, who is in for what coaches predict will never witnessed last year's blud geoning which, under constitu their deep sleep and brewed up a Staff Writer be a great season. 22-6 run culminated by one of She finished first in her heat of the 200-meter tional amendment, can't be called Unbeknownst to many University of Miami a basketball game) has a positive those Earth-shifting, one-handed which belonged to junior 6-7 cen sprint and first in the long jump at last week's dunks by Wylie to put Miami sports enthusiasts, adjacent to the Hecht Athlet ITorida All-Commerce Open. Her jump of 19 attitude toward Saturday's mid- ter Hakim Shahid. ic Center there lies an almost-knew polyura- western match. ahead 85-78 with just over seven "A lot of the rebounds were feet, 11 inches broke her own school record and minutes remaining. Ihane track. This gem in the crown of the Hurri put her two inches from qualifying for the "I've watched DePaul, and if coming off long and we just cane athletic department is as relatively young, NCAA meet in Indianapolis. She is looking for we can keep up the intensity and The Eagles had landed. Or, couldn't get to them," said Wylie and relatively unheralded, as the athletes that ward to this weekend's meet, the season's last Joe |Wylie | can stay healthy, I more appropriately, crash- who paced Miami with 13 boards. practice on it every day — the Hurricane men's indoor meet and thus her last opportunity to think we'll do real well against landed. "To make these games easier, and women's track and field teams. qualify. DePaul," said Morton. we've got to box out better and Wylie turns 21 years old today With Tech's starting five basi- our guards have to help out the Tony Caballero has heen the head coach since Diana Adams and Melissa Pratt will be the . ally playing the entire game, Mi the track program's reinstatement in 1981. He is ones to look for leading in the long distances. and can celebrate on Saturday by ami opened up its transition game guys inside." optimistic about the team's success this semes- Adams also did well at the Florida All Com blowing out Demons, rather than to score 64 points in the second Perhaps the real reason that ter and its growing popularity. Coach Caballero merce Open, finishing fifth overall in the 3000- candles, to put the icing on a pre half. For the game, Brown had 31, Miami eventually won the mara cites the sprints and the long distance events as meter. sent lo the Hurricanes from the Burns contributed 24 and Wylie thon was because USF lost Yugo the primary strengths of this year's team and Youth is definitely a factor for the Hurricane National Invitation Tournament. rolled up 22. slavian guard, Radenko Dobras, will find out whether or not he's righl Ihis leant Williams, Gardner, Krietsch and Adams Miami is currently sporting a who had 23 points, and Shahid in weekend at the Harnett Invatational in Gaines are all in their first two years with the Hurri record of 14-9 after doing away "We were kind of lethargic and the second overtime when both ville. canes. Accompanying any success this year will with some pesky visitors from I think the guys already had Ten fouled out in the first two min For the sprints, the men will be lead by Alfred be a bright future for a building team. the University of South Florida nessee Tech beat in their minds," utes. and Tennessee Tech earlier this said Foster. Soboyejo tin the 100 and 200 meters), with Rob However, the youth of the team is not with- Brown (who else?) led Miami week at Miami Arena. ert Williams and Chris Addeo handling the hur eeut its drawbacks. Though Soboyejo is again ex with 30 points and senior guard Wearing uniforms that must Two nights earlier, the Hurri dles. pected to perform in the long jump, those in Kevin Presto came off the to add have heen obtained at a Los An canes had every reason to be le Micah Gardner's success in cross country this charge of the throwing events are new to the 19 points including four three- geles Laker garage sale, the Gold thargic after going not one over season will, he hopes, be followed hy an equally roster. pointers and four free-throws in en Eagles of Tennessee Tech time, but two extra sessions to successful performance in the long-distance In addition to a roster that is going to grow in the game's final minute. events. He will be aided in this endeavor by As caught Miami looking ahead to beat USF, 106-104, in a game athletic prowess, the team and the University "I wish I could start [Prestol sistant Coach Bob Zell who takes charge of the Saturday before finally succumb that, like a bad movie (i.e. Charles will look forward to growing prominence in the and bring him off the bench too,' longer run, coaching for both the men and the ing 111-101 in front of a riled and Bronson's Kin/ate) refused to end. track and field community. On April 1, the Mi said Foster. "I start Hocker be women. ami track and field team will host the Miami-Ga- rambunctious crowd of 1,811. Hitting its free throws in the Not hearing the alarm that was, cause it helps his ego. Presto On the women's side, senior Gloria Ward will torade Series at the University's Greentree second overtime, the Hurricanes doesn't have an ego problem. be complimented by sophmore Michele Track And Field Sports Complex. in all actuality, the game's open managed to stop the Bulls despite ing horn, Miami snoozed through That sucker will tackle any being out-rebounded 54-37, 16 of thing." THE MIAMI HURRICANE Friday, Fab. 10. 1989 Page 9 Freshman UM signs the heads of the class By SCOTT ALAN SALOMON Florida, according to recruiting blows out Special to (he Hurrtcan* Football lands top 2 — Armstead, Fortay publications. "We felt as though Paul White The face of 45-year-old Univer ami," Johnson said Wednesday son said. "He is the one that we what they did. According to and Darryl Williams were the opponents sity of Miami football Coach Jim night, still wearing that smile. "It really wanted right off the bat. Johnson, Miami will have an two top defensive back prospects my Johnson turned pink with is something that we have a pro We like the way he throws the abundance of talent at both spots in the state of Florida this year," KID/From page 8 happiness Wednesday afternoon gram where you can bring over football." if potential transforms into per Johnson said. "Darryl has all the But as No. 30 stepped onto the as 21 high school and three ju the best player in the country." Fortay completed 276 of 530 formance. tools to develop into a fine defen mound at Mark Light Stadium nior-college football players an Armstead runs a 4.4 in the 40- passes in his prep career for 4,100 Miami, trying to replace gradu sive back in our system, and we last Sunday, those statictics and nounced their intentions to play yard dash and had 302 tackles his yards and is likely to immediately ated seniors and starting corner- think that Paul will be an out honors suddenly disappeared as football for the Hurricanes. senior season in leading Carter become the No. 3 quarterback in backs Donald Ellis and Bubba Mc standing coverage man for us." 4,063 fans had shown up to see Miami has a 25-scholarship al High to the state championship. the UM system, No. 2 if starter Dowell, stayed inside the state In the very near future, Miami's Alex Fernandez, high school su lotment and is saving the final Armstead is also a proven prod Steve Walsh decides to go pro for defensive backs. The Hurri offensive line could look like the perstar, throw his first colle one for highly-touted Rudy Bar uct in the classroom, sporting a early — a decision he is likely to canes landed Tampa's Paul White winner's stand of a weight-lifting giate pitch. ber, the creme de la creme of high 3.65 grade-point average. make before spring practices be and Darryl Williams of Miami competition. Johnson found some Strike. school offensive linemen who had Another player Miami grabbed gin. American High. Those two were players who definitely aren't Seven innings, four hits and not decided between UM and the from football-rich Texas was Running back Martin Patton of the two best defensive backs in lacking size. nine strikeouts later, Fernandez University of Florida at press wide receiver Kevin Williams, Houston could be the best pure had survived his debut without time. rated the top prep receiver in the athlete in the country, Johnson allowing a run or a walk. He al Johnson threw around terms country by Lindy's, another re said. Patton doubled as a corner- lowed only four soft singles and like "best," "excited" and "ec cruiting guru magazine. Williams back last season, but averaged 8.4 Football signees a runner didn't get past first static" in describing the 24 aspir caught 36 passes his senior year yards a carry at his favorite posi base after the first inning. ing UM stars the Hurricanes land for 757 yards and he rushed for tion, halfback. 1989 UM FOOTBALL SIGNEES, POS., HOT., WOT- HOMETOWN "Alex had a really good day," ed. Opposing coaches might want an amazing 995 yards on 100 car "Martin has the blend of speed Jassia ArmilMd, LB, 6-2,200. Dallas. TX. said Fraser. "If it had been a to begin worrying now. The last ries for 10 touchdowns. That's an and elusiveness we're looking for Damon Battel, OL, 6-5,220, Philadelphia. PA. night game, you would have time Johnson threw around such average of over 21 yards per re from the halfback position," Jason Budroni OL, 6-6,270, Philadelphia.PA rhetoric was 13 months ago, ception and almost 10 yards a Johnson said. "He might be the Bobby Byrd, OB, 6-0.190. St. Petersburg, FL seen even more strikeouts." carry. Marcus Caray, WR/DB. 6-1,180, Riviera Beach.FL. With every relative, coach, when Miami wrapped its hands best pure athlete in the country." tightly around a national champi "Kevin may be the best wide Another offensive player John Wealey Carroll, WR, 6-1,183, Cleveiand.OH. friend and fan available among onship. Candido Ctrda, OL. 6-5,281, Miami.FL. the throng that crowded the receiver prospect in the country," son is bubbling about is Horace Horace Copaland. WR, 6-3.200, Orlando.FL Light Sunday, Fernandez had Johnson's smile, It seems, was Johnson said. "He is a quality Copeland of Orlando Evans High. Brian Fortay, QB, 6-3,201, E Brunswick.NJ plenty of reason to have huge, warranted. player in all phases of the game. Johnson said he sees a lot of for Terrie Harrla, WR/DB, 6-1,180, .Memphis.T N rabid butterflies in his stomach. Included in the bunch of re He is a very exciting talent." mer UM receiver Michael Irvin Darren Kroin, LB, 6-4,230, Aurora.CO "I thought he might have jit cruits was Dallas Carter High Miami also landed quarterback (now with the Dallas Cowboys) Kenny Lopei, OL, 6-3,245, Key West.FL. linebacker Jessie Armstead, who Bryan Fortay, perhaps the most- in Copeland. Irvin holds most UM Jason Marucci, FB, 6-0,220, Youngsto.vn.OH ters on his first day," saidFras- Rutty Madoarla, OE. 6-3,220, Ozark.MO. er, "but he was very good, very was named Super Prep of the heavily recruited player on this or receiving records. Year by Prep Magazine, a publi any other planet. Fortay, a native Solomon Moore, OL, 6-0,271, Miami,FL mature. I'm very proud of him. "Horace has the physical make Kevin Patrick, TE, 6-4,220, Lake Worth.FL "I think he's handled the pres cation devoted soley to high of East Brunswick, N.J., Super up and smooth running style of Martin Patton. RB, 6-1,185, Missouri Clty.TX. sure well." said pitching coach school athletics. Armstead is con Prep Magazine tabbed him a Michael Irvin," Johnson beamed. Dexter Seigler, WR/DB. 5-9.170, Avon Park .FL Brad Kelley."There's a lot of sidered by many experts, includ first-team All-American. He was "We are excited about him com Brad Shlrey. OL/DL. 6-5,240, Boca Raton,FL. eyes watching him. If he comes ing Johnson, to be the best high tbe No. 2-ranked prospect in the ing to Miami and watching his de Kyle Btranatan, OL, 6-6,230, Newtown, p A here and does well, it's a notch school player in the country last country, listed behind only Arm velopment." Paul White, DB, 5-9,170, Tampa.FL. in college baseball's belt. If he year. stead. Defensive back and offensive Darryl Williams. DB, 6-1,182. Miami,FL "We are ecstatic that a player "For our offensive scheme, we line are two areas that the Hurri Kevin Williams, WR, 5-9,170, Dallas,TX doesn't, the pro scouts will use Jo Jo Wright, DB, 6-1,200. Olive Branch.MS. him as an example to other re of Jesse's caliber has chosen to really felt that Bryan is the best canes were looking to fill cruits." play for the University of Mi- quarterback in the nation," John- Wednesday. And fill is exactly "I think I had a great game," said Fernandez. "My fastball, change-up and curve were all working really good. I'm happy A SADD FUNDRAISER with my performance." And what a performance It was, in front of a crowd of which about half of which came exclusively to see him. "I had a couple butterflies," said Fernandez, "but the crowd helped. That's what makes a winner, when you have people behind you saying 'Let's go Al ex.' " J
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