ya love 'em, ya hate 'em, inside Bad officials are elected by good ya might read 'em anywho comment...page 5 letters...page 6 people who do not vote Three Lines Free entertainment...page 9 page 15 sports...page 12 George Jean Nathan (1882-1958) eliorist The University of Lethbridge Student Newspaper 4401 University Drive Lethbridge, fiIberta November 8,1990 vol. 24 no. 10 329-2334

Multiculturalism and individualism is killing Canada By Tanya Wcbking vidualism at the expense of society turned chaotic due to pluralism in freedom of groups and individuals fragments — and not much more." as a whole, at best we are simply Canada. He says that individuals without laying down cultural ex­ "It will require Canadians to Multicultural ism and individual­ going to coexist and subsist... At and interest groups are trying to pectations. Bibby says Canada felt pursue the best choices available ism arc leading Canada to the brink worst, wc are going to experience better themselves rather than Canada that by giving groups ethnic free­ rather than what's best for them­ of disaster, says University of cvcr-incrcasing social disintegra­ as a whole. dom, Canada would somehow con­ selves or their specific groups. What Lethbridge Professor Reg Bibby, in tion," states Bibby in his book. The'melting pot'idea put forth in solidate together. Rather, Canada virtue doesn't accomplish necessity his newly released book, Mosaic Elsewhere in his book, Bibby the 1960's, says Bibby, is greatly seems to have diversified to such an might." says Bibby. Madness: The Poverty and Po­ states that issues such as sexism, responsible for the situation in extent, that Canada itself is getting Bibby continues by stating that tential of Life in Canada. racism, abortion, anti-bilingualism Canada today. lost under all the pluralism. the media, the education system, "If we continue to insist on indi­ and native rights issues have all Canada has been encouraging the Bibby says that Canadians need politicians, religion and attitude to put aside the idea of "the Just changes in individuals are "key Society" so that we can once again players" in helping to turn around become one culture that works to­ Canada. He says that "if we cannot Club starts petition against differential fees gether for the betterment of our so­ effect change the result will be con­ ciety. tinuing social chaos." By Tanya Webking ning will only discourage interna­ currency from his country is so much "To encourage individual mosaic The book was released in October Foreign students in Alberta might tional students from coming to less than Canadian. fragments may well result in the and can be purchased at the U of L be expected to pay 3.7 times what an Canada. A student from Lethbridge who production of individual mosaic Bookstore. Albertan student would pay when The Malaysian and Singapore signed the petition, Monica Lam­ tuition fees increase next year. club stationed themselves in the bert, said that she thought the in­ The Malaysian and Singapore atrium last week in hopes to gain crease in differential fees was ri­ With the increase in tuition fees The petition will remain in the Club have started a petition which more signatures for their petition diculous. for foreign students, Albertans will S.U. office for anyone who wishes remains in the Students' Union of­ and say that the response from the "I don't agree with that at all," she lose the opportunity to be educated to support international students. fice against the proposed differen­ students was tremendous. The pe­ said. along side these students. tial fees. tition has more than 800 signatures Differential fees are the center of and is still in the S.U. office. some educational controversy, but The international students said it appears as though the government that they understand the need for is still planning to go ahead with the differential fees and fee increases, plan. but feel that the planned increase is Most foreign students say they too much at one time. They strongly chose to come to Canada for "the disagree with such an increase and opportunities" they can experience state thatgradual incrcasesarecasicr here. With such an increase, how­ to handle. ever, they feci the opportunities in One of the advantages that inter­ Canada are slipping away. national students had in coming to a Presently, foreign students esti­ school in Alberta was that the edu­ mate their fees to be about S1300 cational cost here is lower than in per semester. With a 3.7 fold in­ other provinces. Foreign students crease, however, many international said that if fees go up as much as is students will not be able to remain planned, those students who could here. Foreign students said that be­ still afford the educational fees in fore they come to Canada, they Canada, would probably go to a budget their educational fees for the school in Ontario. They said that year. With an increase hike like the with such an increase, they could go one proposed, many international to a bigger university out cast for the students will be forced back home. same cost. One international student said that International students said that she came to Canada because she they came to a smaller university for believed that she would get more educational reasons, but that perhaps educational experience here and that they would go to a larger one with International students gathering signatures Photo by Jim Woon it was beneficial to see and under­ more facilities if the fees were the stand western culture firsthand. But, same. Another student said that he she says, the increase in differential wanted to be able to get the best fees which the government is plan­ education that he can, because the in a time warp - Mitchell By R.A. Johnson This weeks' edition of the the Cafeteria dining room. The ora­ Mitchell's personal priority ap­ Chautauqua speaker series, pre­ tion was relaxed, with Mitchell peared to be environmental con­ Residence rug rat sented by the Southern Alberta asking the majority of the ques­ cerns, not politics. While he criti­ By Allan Schwartzenberger Liberal Youth Club (SALY C) and tions. cized the existing Governmental On October 10, at 10:46 p.m., the first Residence baby, Sydney the University of Lethbridge Liberal Mitchell turned his appearance policies, Mitchell was not blind to Charmagne Pawsey was born to her proud parents, Todd and Tammy Club (ULLC), was Liberal Envi- into a fact-finding mission and the conflicts between the environ­ Pawscy. ronmcntCritic Grant Mitchell, MLA gauged the concerns of students on ment and the economy, specifically At birth Sydney weighed in at a 61bs-10ounces. for the Edmonton Mcadowlark dis­ environmental questions. Mitchell in Southern Albertan farming. Her parents have been happily married since early August '89. Todd trict. stated that he is tired of hearing the Mitchell appeared to be very much works in the Athletic Department here at the University of Lethbridge. Despite the abundance of adver­ Conservative Government debate in favour of actions over words. He is in his last year of recreation and administration. He has been tising of this event, turnout was issues, and tired of trying toconvincc When questioned about Conserva­ games co-ordinator for the winter games in Wainwright. minimal, and Mitchell suggested that the Government that action is what tive policy on environmental prob­ Tammy attended Trinity Western University for a semester before he and his audience move from the is needed most. He further stated lems, he said "They're stuck in 1978. transferring to the U of L. She now stays home and cares for her. SUB main hall to a location more that the energy wasted on debate They're locked in a time warp, and newborn baby, sells Mary Kay Cosmetics in her spare time. suited to a discussion atmosphere. and committee development should they don't have the power to envi­ The result was a party of twelve in be channelled into positive action. sion the solutions." 2 the Meliorist November 8,1990 ampersands Noon Hour Recitals in a small town in rural Saskatchewan film on incest and the sexual abuse of in the Family Gallery. The purpose of and assisting with a quarterly newslet­ Put a little music into your lunch hour. during the 1920's and 30's. Autograph children. Nov. 22: A House Divided; this Family Gallery Exhibit is to recog­ ter. See faculty. Conservatory of Music session to follow. Caregivers Stress and Elder Abuse. nize a Lethbridge and district individual St. Michael's Hospital is needing cleri­ members, students and guests perform Senior Teleconference Music Appre­ Discussed arc the many forms of elder or family who has made a significant cal volunteers to be assistants to the in a series of concerts held Tuesdays ciation and Understanding. Mondays abuse ranging from willful neglect and contribution to the history and growth Diagnostic Imaging Office. Volunteers from 12:15 to 1:00 in W550 (Recital form 10 to Noon, the next session of financial exploitation to physical abuse. of the community. The exhibit will run will be entering the results of the x-ray HaD). Concerts are free of charge. Nov Senior Teleconference will begin on The Silence Upstairs. This film looks at for one year and will include artifacts, into a computer. Computer skills and 12 Musaeus; Nov. 20 UofL Precussion Nov. 19. This 4 week session will look emotional abuse and neglect of the photographs mddocumentation that tell general office knowledge is necessary. Ensemble; Nov. 27 U of L Studio Class; at musical form, format, influences and Elderly. Wednesday, Nov. 28: The the story of the family or individual. Qualified youths are more than wel­ Dec. 4 U of L Singers logic. Recorded and live examples as Crown Prince. A powerful drama on The first exhibition is scheduled to open come to help out. Tuesday Night Study Circle well as the reasons behind the music film looking at the real and pressing in Feb. 1992. For further info on the Lethbridge and Distirct Humane Snaj- Lethbridge East New Democrat Office, will also be explored. Speaker win be R. problem of wife assault from the per­ criteria for selection and on how to ety is searching for animal lovers to 545 B 13 st. N (Opposite St. Basil's Duane Hendricks form the University spective of children. For further info proceed with the nomination, please assist in a variety of ways such as : the Church) 7:30 to 9:30 each Tuesday of Calgary. Co-sponsored by the Uni­ contact Sharon Herman Loran 320-3314 contact Cecile McCleary. 329-7300 Adopt a Pet Program, taking dogs for Night. The Study Circles are a gather­ versity of Calgary. or Rose-Anne Williams 320-6444 or ULLC • SALYC present Chataqua: walks, transporitng animals to the vet ing of persons from across the com­ Travel Chat Czechoslovakia. Mon. Nov. Rene Kosaka 329 3233. 7 pm C674 John Boras on Public Access and cleaning kennels while giving the munity who wish toreflec t on the present 19 at 7:30. Srat Jonas will give a slide Exhibitions and Politics. Thrusday Nov. 22, 7pm animals much needed love and attention. state of democratic socialism. Each talk prcscn taion on Czechoslovakia. Srat Nov. 19 - 21 Gift to the University C674 Dr. David Elton on Senate Reform. Youths are invited lo join the team. evening features a short presentation, has recently returned from a visit to that Collection Exhibit. Helen Schuler Coulee Centre Native Employment Centre is needing hearty discussion and refreshments. country. Gallery Hours: Monday thru Friday, Family Nature Walks: Sunday at 2. rain, volunteers to help out in these def fercnt There is no charge and everyone is Introduction to the On-line Catalogue Noon to 4:30 snow or shine! Nov. 4 Cloven Hooves; areas: clerical and assistant Employment welcome. For more info call Gordon Mon. Nov. 19 at 2 and 7:30 pm. These Musk Nov 11 Shapes in Nature; Nov. 18 Owl Counsellors. Training is provided. Cambell 328-6502. Nov 13 Water sessions will last about 90 minutes and Nov. 22, 8 pm. University Theatre. Prowl; Nov 25 Spots and Stripes. Teen-Ed of Lethbridge and District can management: an issue in search of a will include practical instruciton and Chamber Masterworks Series presents Junior Naturalists: for adventurous 6 - make good use of clerical volunteers policy Owen Holmesjnoderator: Larry hands-on experience with the computer Kensington Sinfonia. 11 yearolds. Every other Saturday from and also needs a volunteer coordinator Gatner. discussant: Stuwart Rood. Nov terminals which have replaced the cared Nov. 30, 8 pm. University Theatre. 10 am to Noon. Nov. 10 Going in Cir­ to work with the committee. 20 Should feminism be euthenized Pat catalogue. Prercgistration is required, Entertianer Scries presents Hagood cles; Nov. 24 Diamonds are Forever. Lethbridge Kidnew Foundation^ arc Chuchryk. moderator. Ted Buchanan, for further details contact Linda McElray Hardy in Concert. Word Processing Classes needing volunteers experienced in tak­ discussant: Pat Burm. Nov 27 Aborigi­ at 329-3233. Dramatic Arts/Theatre Computing services is offering a word ing people's blood pressure for their nal people and the new map of Canada The New You at Any A ge Trapping your Nov. 16,17 and 20-24 University processing course for all faculty and clinics which are held approximately 10 Tony Hall, moderator: Rob Robinson, potential. Tues. nov. 20 at 7:30. Learn Theatre. Dept of Dramatic Arts presents staff, there is no charge. To register call times throughout the year. discussant" Robin Dann. Dec 4.Youth how to manage stress, build self-esteem The Playboy of the Western World by 2135 or 2472.IBM-word perfect C464. Canadian Mental Health Association speaks out Virgil Grandfield, Deirdre and be asertive. J.M Synge Advanccd#l Nov. 14, 9am; Upgrade need caring volunteers in numerous McKerma, David Grover. moderator: Library Board Meeting Thrusday Nov. Conferences features Nov. 15, 9am; Laser Printer areas such as supervisors for the Drop Sylvia Cambell Celebration: pot luck 22 at 7:30. Nov. 8 - 10 U of L. the Working for Seminar (Hewlett Pakcard) Nov. 21, In Centre, assist with the monthly bin­ dinner at 6 pm Library Tour Mon. Nov. 26 at 7:30. The People with Difficult Behavior Con­ 130pm; Introduction Nov 29,1:30. Vax- go's and to provide support and Lethbridge Public Library tour will last about 1 hour. Please ference. word perfect C461 Advanced #1 Oct 23 friendship ot those in need. Documentary Showcase: The once a preregister at 329-3233. For more info on the above, contact 1:30; Introduction Oct 31, 1:30pm; Applied Studies Volunteers month presentaiton of documentary Your Constitutional Right Tues. Nov. Conference Services at 329-2244 Advanced #1 Nov. 8, 9 am; Printer For more info on the following and the Films will feature two award winning 27 at 7:30. Gordon Leigh, Executive Workshops Seminar Nov 27, 1:30 pm (C464) Applied Studies Program in general, produciton s on Nov. 20. Rainbow Wars Director of the John Howard Society Nov. 16&17. 9 am to 5 pm. U of L. Southern Alberta Art Gallery please contact Sarah Amies, C512 or at and A War Story. Showtime is 7:30 in will talk about your rights under the Faculty of Management's Skills Train­ As a part of its Tuesdays at Noon film 329-2722/2420 the theatre gallery of the library. Charter of Rights and Freedoms. ing Workshop, "Effective Presentations. and video series, on Tuesday Nov. 13, Life Qualities Staff to assist in the Stories and Stuff Thursdays and Fri­ TheCrown Prince Wed. Nov.28at7:30. Fee is 5125. the gallery will be presenting Realms of days 10-10:30 planning and implementation of specific The Cown Prince is a powerful drama Nov. 17,24 and December 1 8:30 am to Light: the Baroque. This video presents programs for patients in the Special Toy Library Thursday and Fridays which looks at the real and pressing Noon, U of L Rm E575. Faculty of a commentary on the Baroque art and Care Unit for the Mentally Sysf uncional 10:30-11, Sunday 3 - 4 pm. problems of wife assault. Management's Saturday Morning architecture which predominated in Elderly. To start immediately. Family Day "Opening the Time Cap­ Building Global Security Peac in Eu­ Computer Workshop, "Introduciton to Catholic Rome around the turn of the Lethbridge Symphony Association sule" Sunday Nov. 18 at 2 pm. Join us rope: the Urgent Need for Disarmament. Lotus 1-2-3" fee is $90 17th Century. The screening begins at rcquries an individual: to format current and the former Children's Librarian Thrus Nov. 29 at 7:30. Reverend John Nov. 19 U of L The Alberta Health noon in the Gallery's Turcolte Room. materials stored on an Alpha Micro Claire Isaac for the opening of the Time Guy will talk about peace. Eastern and Communications Workshop. Bowl a bit, keep fit mini system onto a dBase IV syste; to Capsule which was entomed in Aug. Western Europe and the Soviet Union. Nov. 23A24. 9 am to 5 pm. U of L. Bowling tournament. Nov. 24, 3pm at recomment and implement the mainte­ 1985. After the grand opening another Law at Lunch Tursdays at 12:05. Nov. Faculty of Management's Skills Train­ the Holiday Bowl. Tarns of 3, max. 16 nance of a filer on a WP 5.1 system; and time Capsule will be created and stowed 6 Collecting that Debt. Please preregister ing Workshop "Interpersonal Commu­ teams. Guaranteed 3 games. $15 per to instuct office personnel in the use of away. This capsule will be opened in at 329-3233 or 320-3346 nication" Fee SI25 team, includes social. Bowling shoes a dBase IV. To start immediately. 1995, in the new Children's Departemnt, Senior Hour Tues. at 12:05. Please Nov. 30 and Dec. 1.9 am to 5 pm. Uof free! Social at 9 pm. Prizes to be won. Pulp and Paper Research Institute of Please bring a small article to be included preregister at 329-3233 or 320-3323. L. Faculty of Management's Skills Sign up at Rec Scrv ices or on the posters Canadaoffcrs project oriented (NSERQ in the new capsule. Nov. 13 Becoming a Green Consumer. Training Workshop "Effective Presen­ hanging at the University befor Friday summer jobs to science and engineering Friday Night Films Fridays at 7:30. Nov. This session will update you on the tations" Fee is $125 Nov. 16. students. Resume deadline Nov. 30. 9 Teahouse of the August Moon, based environmental issues from a global and For more info about the above work­ Lethbridge West New Democrats Chaplaincy on the Pulitzer Prize winning play. Glen community level. Nov. 20 CPR shops call Conference Services at 329- present Bob SkellyM.P. New Democrat Church Directory: On campus chapbin: Ford, Marlon Brando. Nov. 16 From Heartsaver. This session will show how 2244 critic on Indian Affairs in a talk entitled Laurence Deverall—329-5150/381- to identify the risk factors of heart attack, Here to Eternity.Nov. 23 no programme. Sports "aborig inal and non- aborig inal rel ations 4394. Off campus chaplains: Angli­ improve a heart attack victim's chance Nov. 30 Pygmalion. This is the award Hockey games played at Nicholas - a new direction" on Wednesday Nov. can—Keith Dcnman—381-1373; Bap­ of survival and perform one rescuer winning produciton of G. B. shaw's Sheran ice Arena 21 at7pmatSt.Mary*sAnglicanChruch tist—Jim Erb—391-1888; Christian CPR. Nov. 27 Changing Faces of Eu­ most famous work. Nov. 9 & 10.8:00 Pronghorns vs. UBC hall, 537, 12 stC North. Reformed—Harry Bier man—381- rope. Dec. 4 Christmas Traditions. the Fledgling Years Wed. Nov. 14 at Nov.23 & 24.7:30. Pronghorns vs. U of Volunteer Opportunities 7744; Chinese Alliance—Peter Ruey— Symphony at Noon Fiday Nov. 1612:05. 7:30. Based on his book the Fledgling Saskatchewan For more info call the Community 320-1168; Chinese Mennonite—Ray join Musaeus for a pleasant classical Years, William Macklon will take a Nov. 30.7:30. Pronghorns vs. U of C Volunteer Centre at 320-2044 Wong—345-2785; Lutheran—R. noon hour concert. warm look at what it was like to grow up Volleyball games played at U of L Gym Alberta Lung Association is in need of Bjorgan—381-1372; Pentecostal Interagency Committee on the Pre­ Nov. 9 & 10.7:30 Ponghoms vs. UBC over 90 volunteers for their door to door PAOC—E. Martin—381-727; -UP — vention of Family Violence Thursday Nov. 16& 17.7:30 Pronghorns vs. Uof canvas campaign in March of 1991. David Garret—320-7123; Roman ampersand* isoffered by the evenings, 7:30 to 9 at the Lethbridge C Youth's are welcome and can have some Catholic—Jim Hagel—381 8891; Meliorist os a public service. Public Library. Nov. 8: Breaking the Nov. 23 &24.7:30 Pronghorns vs U of fun working in pairs while helping out United Church—Karl Surber—320 if you wish to run a public Cycle. The Inter-Act Theatre Group of Victoria for this worthwhile cause. 7702. The above churches provide on service announcement Medicine Hat is presenting three stories Sir Alexander Gait Museum Natural Family Planning Association and off campus ministry, for appoint­ please seixi It to the rVteiortsf. focusing on Child Sexual Abuse, Wife The Sir Alexander Gait Museum is This new agency is looking for clerical ments, times of services, ect. phone 4401 University Drive. Assault, and Elder Abuse. Nov. 15: seeking nominations for potential indi- volunteers. Duties would be word respective churches or Chaplaincy Of- Lethbridge. AS. TTK 3M4, Breaking Silence. This documentary v iduals or families who may be featured processing, filingandwerin g telephone Attention; ampersands

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Council cancels casino By Patti Macdonald worked in conjunction with Digby the casino had been granted, SU had was an article by Foddcn which long process to set up the casino Six months ago, Students' Union Foddcn, director of the University's to come forward with a $30,000 appeared mApcrture Weekly during date and the hours spent planning it set out to apply for a casino to be Development Office, in organizing float and 30 bondablc volunteers, the summer. No recruitment adver­ were wasted due to the failure of held on Nov 28 and 29 as a the event. They anticipated raising 60 days before the casino date. The tisements had been placed in any volunteer recruitment.. fundraising event, but recent de­ about $10,000 which would be do­ investment was not a concern, but newspapers. Whitehead rcmainsoptimistic that velopments have forced its cancel­ nated to the SU Fine Arts Scholar­ the task of finding volunteers who "We had no choice," said the cancellation will have "no ad­ lation. ship fund and the Nursing depart­ could definitely commit their time Whitehead. But other members of verse affect at all," on the SU's This past summer, counci 1 passed ment. was. council felt that there were other chances to have a casino in the fu­ a motion to hold a casino on campus. The problem originated with the "Somebody was tardy in getting measures that could have been taken ture, but Stevens disagreed saying SU, specifically Terry Whitehead, second stage of the application. Once volunteers," said Denise Stevens, before "it was too late." that the Gaming commission will SU Manager. At the last council meeting, probably much sooncrgrantacasino "I was only able to get five vol­ Stevens had suggested that CKUL to one of the many other groups that unteers," said Whitehead. He had could have been approached to apply for them each year and will GFC notes recruited four SU Council members, provide volunteers as a contribution actually carry it through. and was willing to offer his own to SU revenue since their funds arc Casinos arc allocated to non-prof it By Allan Schwartzcnbcrgcr Committee on Classroom & Com­ time. He had also approached some highly dependent on SU anyway. organizations who arc raising money General Faculties Council of the puter lab Design deal t with the addi­ fine arts students who might benefit Whitehead admitted that many for an appropriate cause as deter­ University of Lethbridge met on tion of some more two tier lecture from the scholarship fund, as well groups or clubs could have been mined by the Gaming Commission. Monday November 5 at 3:00 p.m halls on the sixth floor. Concerns as a few other students. But approached. None were approached. Only one casino is granted to any In items arising from the minutes were brought up about smaller Whitehead got no definite responses, The decision to cancel the event organization in a year, so Whitehead it was passed that there should be no classrooms for senior students but it since few pcoplccouldcommit their was never brought to council. is looking at the possibility of re­ reason why members of Academic was decided that there were already time so far in advance. Fodden had A casino is said to be a sure applying for a casino date in Janu­ Assistance should not be eligible plenty of smaller classrooms on the difficulties too, only recruiting an money-maker. The worst a group ary or February. for election to GFC. lower levels and with the computer additional 14 people. can do on such an event, according "Wc can't lay the blame...just try Executive committee received a labs moving there will becven more The only publicity about the event to Whitehead, is to break even. The a^ain," Whitehead said. report concerning a new Library for small class space. It was found that the university and expanded gallery the problem was with classroom space. The report also went into assignments not the lack of the costs of the phase 4 development of classrooms. the Universities campus. It was also In latcrdiscussionsitwas decided reported that the university is full, that "...in order to save some trees..." CFS delegates return from Ottawa and with admission reductions the large handouts that are usually By Paul Bond (CFSS). As well as discussing these student issues...one MP even sent coming from the UofC and the Uof distributed at the meetings will be On Sunday, September 28, the and other issues, delegates set aside an aide," said Tabor. A it is expected that in the spring '91 made available in one or two copies semester, first year admissions will before the meeting, for those who University of Lethbridge Students' a day to lobby the Federal Govcrn- Jager is currently involved with also decrease because of more stu­ want to look the article over. The Union delegates Heather Tabor, menton issues concerning students. the National Education Plan (NEP) dents staying on for their third and decision is due to the fact that there Egbert Jager, Lisa Lambert and Differential voting rights, which, and sat on the CFS NEPcommittce. fourth years. isn't enough time to read over the Kcllic Ingoe returned from the Ca­ due to the respectively small size of "This is the only purely academic A motion was passed, and the material during the meeting and the nadian Federation of Students (CFS) the U of L, would considerably re­ committee in CFS" said Jager. The Faculty of Education Report was fact that most of the GFC members Semi-Annual General Meeting in duce our influence at subsequent committee is trying develop a accepted. The Faculty of Manage­ don'tread the packets any way, along Ottawa. conferences, were struck down by a 'strategy for change' which will ment Report was also accepted. with the Universitic's lack of a re­ "This meeting reaffirmed my comfortable majority of the schools outline what CFS wants to see Recommendations of the Ad Hoc cycling program. commitment to our ( U of L Stu­ represented. happen in the area of post-second­ dents' Union) continued member­ Delegates at the conference ap­ ary education, and will make the ship in CFS," said Tabor, V.P. proved a new set of by-laws in an report now on the shelf obsolete. Censorship Squashed External."...it was a very produc­ attempt to make the structure of Lambert, VP Activities, who is By Glen Trafford Sylvia, [Pheonix Editor] to change the tive conference and all delegates CFSS more compatible with the helping to organize the next Semi­ reprinted from the Phoenix story. We never intended to censor the came with a very pro-active frame structure of CFS. This restructuring annual General Meeting to be held (Medicine Hat College) paper." of mind". Although the meeting should improve the services for stu­ at the U of L in May, used this "Freedom of the press" was the cry Weber, upon reflection, suggested seemed, on the whole, to draw a from the office of the Phoenix Editor, thal"whenenteringoffice I didn't realize dents by making them easier to use conference to gather information Sylvia Meadows, earlier this week. what die Phoenix was. In high school positive response, Tabor com­ and making organization itself more and input from the delegates in at­ Meadows alleges censorship was at­ the school paper is very much like a mented that too much time was spent accountable to the people they serve. tendance. Lambert said" I think that tempted by the Student Association news letter, writing only positive diings. dealing with issues brought forth by On Thursday, October 25 MP's we will be able to provide an ex­ Executive. The paper did a lot of damage to the SA special interest groups. tremely well organized conference" A story was written entitled the 'Toga Executive last year and we were trying set aside a day on which CFS del­ Revicw" (09/28/90). This story was then to maintain the momentum the cabaret Issues brought to the forefront egates could question them con­ On the whole, response to the submitted, in accordance with the cur­ had given lo the SA. The first time you included differential voting rights cerning student issucs."Most of the conference was favourable and have to deal with a real newspaper, it's rent policy of the Student Association, and a restructuring of Canadian MP's were from portfolios that were everyone is looking forward to to the Executive Vice President Dean scary, and we panicked. We want the Federation of Student Services Wcinkauf. Meadows suggests that best for the students and wc didn't want not even remotely involved with hosting the conference in May. "[Weinkauf] then pulled the story." the apathy of previous years to return." 'This is censorship,"stated Meadows, When asked what he was going to do Schedule of Hearings "and if dial's the way we are going to about this situation he suggested CALL FOR "changes will occur to the policy of the run this paper we might as well shut the \ Quebec City October 17 Edmonton November 8 doors." Student Association with regard to the PRESENTA­ St. John's October 19 Saskatoon November 9 Several of the Phoenix reporters were Phoenix." He went on to promise that Montreal October 22-23 Winnipeg November 20 visibly upset. "This [censorship] just "changes will occur to prevent censor­ TION OR Toronto November 22-23 isn't right," said Marie Davis, former ship from ever occurring again. The SUBMISSION Halifax October 25 Executive Vice President of the Student student Association Council has passed Vancouver November 6 Ottawa December 4-5 Association. "When I was in the office," a motion to increase the freedom of the The Commission of Phoenix, die only responsibility of the Davis continued "the Phoenix wrote Inquiry on Canadian In Quebec City and Montreal, the hearings will be conducted in French; several brutal stories about the Execu­ SA Executive from here on in is to in Ottawa, they will be bilingual; elsewhere, English will be used. At all tive, but I refused to interfere with the guarantee the Phoenix follow die same University Education, an meetings, briefs will be accepted in either official language, and people will freedom of our college paper." code of ethics of professional papers organization whose mandate be free to make presentations and answer questions in the language of their Mr. Weinkauf suggested that he never follow." includes examining the choice. Thcrr will be no simultaneous translation, however. intended the story to be censored, but Weber concluded by reiterating the quality of university educa­ The Commission will schedule up to 10 minutes for presentation and up rather edited to be equivalent to the fact that the Executive had made a to 20 minutes for discussion with the Commissioner for each confirmed article that was written about the "highly mistake. "This is the last lime, if 1 have tion and the relevance of my way" Weber said "the Phoenix will teaching programs, will be speaker or group. Presenters arc urged to summarize their material rather successful" Cabaret (09/15/90). "We than read it. got a short article, with few statistics or ever be censored by a Student Asso­ holding public hearings in details about the Cabaret." Weinkauf ciation Executive." several Canadian cities. If you have other submissions, please send them to the Commission before slates. 'The article on the Toga Party Weinkauf confirmed die renovations December 30,1990, at 280 Albert Street, Ottawa, Ontario K1P5G8. Whe.e took up an entire page." Weinkauf to SA policy and added his apology for possible, the Commission would appreciate receiving your views not only on concluded by saying "all we [the Ex­ the incident."Wedidn't intend any harm. paper but also on diskette (5 1/4 inch, WordPerfect). ecutive] wanted was equal treatment of We misused power that had been given all events by the Phoenix." us, and it's lime to take that power away If you wish to make a presentation to the Commission at one of its After discussing the alleged censor­ so dial il won't happen again. hearings this fall, please contact Jeffrey Holmes no later than two weeks ship of the Phoenix with Dean Weber, Moadows agrees that "if die changes before the hearing at which you want to appear. Tel.: (613) 238-5778, S A President, Weber admitted that "[the are made then die paper can return to the Fax: (613) 235-8237. Executive] made a mistake in asking quality die students deserve." 4 the Meliorist November 8,1990

v> fejcW* 5+v.tUtih picks up J***. +*** *"ic r *rnd*.H U(t off Addressing some Meliorist concerns t Thanks to all of those members of The Meliorist Publishing Society who came to the (Almost) Annual General Meeting. Our apologies for not having everything perfect, but we're not. Those members who participated in the discussion brought forward some valid concerns which may not have been completely addressed. This editorial is an attempt to clarify the publishing policy of the Meliorist. 1. The Meliorist is an open forum for all members of the society to express their viewpoints. 2. The staff of the Meliorist is not omnipotent and wc feel that we have no right to decide who or what should be censored. 3. The Editors' primary responsibilities arc to ensure that submis­ sions are within legal boundaries. When a submission is received by the Meliorist which is not well-written, or contains unsupported arguments and statements, the respective department Editor may bring the piece to the staff collective. The collective will then attempt to discuss the validity of publishing that individual's submission. A question was raised as to what direction the paper is taking. I can only say that the world that is most being changed by the staff of the paper, is the organization of the Meliorist itself. The paper has developed and continues to develop into a larger, cleaner, more factual newspaper. The articles arc more relevant, up- to-date, and more focused toward student concerns. Admittedly the features section of the Meliorist is lacking and a lot of important issues arc not being addressed, but nobody can force anybody else to write. I do, however, extend an invitation to anyone to submit features on any issue you deem important. The Meliorist has grown from a paper which averaged 12 pages per week to one which consistently produces 16 or 20 page papers; the student levy has remained unchanged. The old constitution of the Meliorist was workable for a small paper with a small staff, but the Meliorist presently has 15 paid positions and an average of 10 non- paid staff members. At present, a new constitution is being developed to reflect the increased need for organization and the increased responsibility of individual staff members; where things previously were always done by consensus, there is now the need for increased structure. The last topic I will address in this space is the issue of columnists. The Meliorist docs not solicit columnists, nor docs it pay people who submit columns. Anyone is entitled to make submissions. A proven commitment is the only necessity to obtaining a comment piece which is tilled similarly each week. Next week be prepared for an extensive article prepared by an acting news-writer who had no affiliation with the Meliorist in the past. (He is, in fact, a first year student from out of province.) This article will From the edge attempt to outline the problems that the Meliorist faces on a day-to-day the majority doesn't care what its basis, as well as problems with the organization as a whole. By R.A. Johnson we've all paid five bucks to have a Egbert Jager I was wrong. Of late, I have been Jiminy Cricket tug at our collective doing? Jiminy Cricket is in Big News Editor ranting that freedom of speech is ears, and it seems that effectively Trouble. ^ controlled by one of two things, none of us care if he's doing it. But there's one facet of the Hu­ depending on the column of mine Perhaps more background gloss man Condition that Apathy cannot t one refers to. Last week it was in­ is necessary. The Meliorist is, in crush. Greed. eliorist clusive language. Prior to that, it actuality, not just a newspaper, but Yep, the good ol' need to serve h was simple fear. a Publishing Society. Everyone that self remains foremost in our hearts. meliofism • n. (L melior, better) A stunning example of all those e The belief that the world natu­ As I said: I was wrong. The pays dues to a society on campus is previously considered apathetic rally tends to get better, and Number One cripplcr of social self considered to be a member of that student engaging in pure self serv­ that this tendency can be fur­ expression is that hideous disorder society. All students pay Meliorist ice occurred, as usual, due to Regis­ thered by human effort. that seems to have infected our fine fees. Subsequently all students arc institution: Apathy. members of the Meliorist Publish­ tration. At six a.m. on Tuesday the The Meliorist is the student newspaper of the University of We all have it, and we all see it in ing Society. third floor of the Students' Union Lethbridge, published most Thursdays throughout the academic Building was awash in a sea of year by the Meliorist Publishing Society, an autonomous incor­ anyone other than Numero Uno. It is entirely possible that no-one porated body. Apathy is about the only malady (or, at least, very fcw)in ibis insti­ humanity—people making sure they Please address all correspondence to Box 6, 4401 University of human spirit that can be tute of garnered intellect made that got the class they wanted. I guess Drive, Lethbridge, Alberta, T1K3M4, or drop it off at room SU-166. directionally focused. People can that people are concerned more wilh Correspondence must include your name and address. Deadline small logical leap prior to noon on for submissions is Sunday at noon. The Melioristreserves the right be apathetic about some things, and Monday, November 5, when the concrete things like personal wants to edit submissions and will not print libelous material. yet be fanatical about others. As an The Meliorist Publishing Society, rather than abstractions like melior­ Business Manager Sean Bennett example, let's take Monday. in bold defiance of the laws of apa­ ism. Editor in Chief Simon Cashmore Editorial Assistant John Puckett When it comes to money that thy, desperately tried to hold its One can almost predict that this News Editor Egbert Jager people don't actually see, it is easily Annual General Meeting. sea of humanity will form again News Writers Tanya Webking Acting News Writer Paul Bond provable that the majority (of stu­ Apathy won. next January during Add-Drop Photo Editor Jim Woon dents, in this case) really don't care For any Society business on the week. Perhaps the Annual General Advertising Manager Justin C. Penny Ad Design Marie Wainwright, Michel Demyen how it gets used. How about that agenda to be passed, ten percent of Meeting of The Meliorist Publish­ Production Manager Stephen Graham five dollars all you full-time stu­ the student population needed lo be ing Society should be held right in Typesetter Terence Kaplan dents paid as a Meliorist fee? Each Distribution Manager David Connors present or accounted for to vote. the middle of it all. At least quorum Entertainment Editor Tara Elder one of you has paid that amount to Thai's about four hundred people. would be achieved. Sports Editor Doug Simpson support the publication of what has Contributors Laurence Deverall, Tom Yeoman, A whopping twenty-five turned But then, Who cares? Miiriam Jensen, Rober Cusak, Stu Leech, been called 'the conscience of the out, and thank-you to those of you Margin Note: Allan Schwartzenberger, Steve Marlow, David Grover, Students'.and it's why the paper has Gregg Gillette, Patti Macdonald, Greg Hlady, R.A.Johnson, who wasted your lime. Should The If you have something nice to no news-stand price. In essence Paul Bergon-Henengouwen.Stacey Barrett-Dowey Meliorist acknowledge, then, that say, don't say nothing at all. November 8, 1990 the Meliorist 5

Middle of the road By Rev. Laurence Devcrall a lot hungrier. Wc might have to mosexuality, sex education, femi­ the Meliorist surprised even mc, People like Hay are allowed to ped­ start wearing shoes made from old nism and AIDS, to name a few. when some letter writer called for dle their blasphemous doctrine with Cows in India arc sacred; they car tires, and barbecuing nutburgcrs. In bygone days it was just "not the impeachment of the paper and impunity, but when another minis­ wander where they will and, as the It may surprise you to know that cricket" to kick anyone's sacred demanded that I apologize because ter refutes those doctrines, Oh, what manner of cows is, they leave their we do in fact have "Sacred Cows" cow, but society is changing; it is the "Road" might have offended noise these empty vessels make. droppings behind them. No one can on this continent. Once upon a time now fashionable to attack mother­ someone. It's time we looked closely Kick their sacred cow and they are kill a cow, and you can get trouble it was the church; in some states it hood, apple pie, the government at what is being perpetrated on our fit to be tied. I am also a biblicist; I for harming one, even if you arc was, and still is, the government. and religious institutions. We call unsuspecting student body and in­ am interested in maintaining the trying to get it out of your living Motherhood, apple pic and the flag this freedom of speech. But I have deed all across North America. Read purity of meaning of the biblical room! There arc many cows in are a few American cows. Wc discovered that freedom of speech and note well what happened in texts. I am accused of "homopho­ India but they arc not used for meat. Canucks also have holy bovincs; is not for everybody. While it is still Wisconsin last year as reported in bia" because I quoted a couple of If it were to come about in Canada like democracy, free speech, OK to attack religious institutions Chronicles: A Magazine of Ameri­ texts to refute Hay. If people wish to that cows became objects of ven­ multiculturalism, bi-bilingualism (but only Christian ones), it is not can Culture, Rockport, Illinois: challenge my thesis, then they eration, many people in Alberta and elections-cvcry-four-ycars. In permissible to comment on any of In 1989 three university women should do so from a biblical per­ would be out of work, the province recent years wc have added more the new "holy cows" or you will risk graduated and decided to share the spective, making sure they follow considerably poorer, and Canadians sacred cows to our pantheon: ho­ excommunication. The last copy of expenses of an apartment while the rules of biblical exegesis. working in the city of Madison. What we have here is one small Shortly after moving in, one of the Canadian denomination (and getting young women declared herself to smaller every day), trying to force be a lesbian. The other two felt its ideology on thercstofChristcn- uncomfortable about this and very dom— well Christianity is fighting The clerical rush for social appeasement delicately indicated they would like back! Last week in Wetaskiwin, her to leave. The affronted young some liberal minister wrote the same By Tom Yeoman where along the line the word 'homo­ able by humanity. Could lofty shows of woman reported their "offence" to kind of twaddle in the local paper as Stunning. I can't believe how de­ phobia' has lost its exact meaning, and piety sway Him? He found only one the city's Equal Opportunities Hermanson wrote in the Meliorist. probably when it became a catch-all tached people are from God's word. sacrifice acceptable: a humble heart Commission, who took the two You think the "Road" caused a stir? This while claiming to represent it! charge to shoot at someone. I wonder broken with pride. To that lowly stance Reverend George Hermanson... well, what the dictionary says. He could bring healing. In every human women to court The "offending" Wetaskiwin is in an uproar; the let's assay things now: Hermanson slips Rev. George: Does ultimate truth re­ heart there's a void which temporal pair were taken before the magis­ towns-people are telling him to quit, us a vital giveaway in his ready accept­ ally depend on the prevailing social things cannot fill. They may impassion trate, grilled for four hours about and calling on his congregation to ance of sexual sin. It's not the Bible his viewpoint of the day? Shouldn't we be for a while, but their novelty goes and their "homophobia", reduced to leave and go to other churches which ideology comes full-force from. He's looking to the permanence promised in the emptiness remains. Only God can tears, ordered to pay the lesbian girl teach biblical doctrine. In diluted it en route. "Neither homosexu­ God's word? A close analogy is drawn fill that void. To that end He sent a "compensation" of SI500, write a Wetaskiwin, it seems they take their ality or hetcrosexuality in and of them­ in Matthew 6:24. Take your pick, but Redeemer. letter of apology, and take two hours freedom and their culture seriously! selves are sinful," he says, but as for his you can give yourself whole-heartedly And this Redeemer is a mediator be­ of homosexual counseling from I am also accused of being unlov­ compromised outlook, Hermanson fails to only one. tween man and God, one who could tear homosexuals. If this wasn't bad to indicate that sexual acts are not ing towards others when I teach So you tried to run them together, but down the walls of sin that have cut us off enough they must have their home bible doctrine. I would ask only one morally neutral. you left the vitality out of the Word, and from the Creator. He is the source of monitored for two years! I have the Secular beliefs holds no basis for your hybrid offers nothing permanent spiritual resolution, and all humanity question: Is it loving, when a per­ things spiritual, but some mindsets try or sustaining. You never consulted with has need of Him, to make the sinner's names of these women on file if son's house is on fire, to fill the to combine the two. This explains Rev. die Spirit and now you tell sinners, "Be prayer and accept that we can't justify anyone doubts the verity of this nearest fire hydrant with gasoline? George when he recommends happy as you are. Do as your impulses ourselves without Him. Under the information. Hay, Hermanson and others should Foucault's conclusions on adultery. In lead. Pander to yourselves, and we will weight of our guilt we have fallen, and There used to be a saying when I read 2 Peter 3:15-16, where itrecords suggesting this prohibition was just so­ justify you acts." and look at these acts: the price of sin must be exacted. God is was young: "You can't choose your that the unlearned twist the scriptures cially enforced, Foucault, like George, Gay intercourse is pretty ungainly, part­ just. Someone must pay for wrongdo­ relatives but thank God you can to their own destruction. I have fails to acknowledge its ultimate source ners paying oral intimacies and it can ing. But God is also loving, and to choose your friends". Not any more, always found that those who argue (try Exodus 20:1-17). We sec adultery get gravitically unstable unless they're provide us a way out He sent His son to most about the bible are the ones fracture relationships; itdestroys all trust men spiking each other...never mind. witness for Him and die for us. And if you can't! Freedom of choice ? and intimacy, hurts the children of its Surely genital placement suggested we accept this sacrifice, accept it and Freedom of association? Freedom who have read it least, and certainly participants and leaves lasting heart­ something to you, George! At least the accept Him...the guilt of sin is lifted. of speech? Freedom of thought? would never think of living by it. It break and guilt from well before 2nd partners get to face each other. But there's more: "Behold, I stand at the Freedom of action? Not in Madi­ is well written that the preaching of Samuel all the way to Ann Landers. And society moves away from God door and knock." the Holy Spirit enters son, Wisconsin, and this cancer is the gospel is foolishness to those This human tragedy is now trivialized (too fixated on appetite, you know.) into the life of the redeemed to guide spreading; every little town and who are perishing. as property squabble! God knows what And the church imprimatur is to tag and lead them. No longer the need to university is enacting legislation so As regards my apologizing to memorize a book's worth of laws; the it docs! Hence the prohibition. along? Put God first! God is holy. For that if anyone reports anything, or anyone for teaching bible doctrine, Presence of the Lord is sufficient. God "It's instructive to read Foucault." Him lo accept us as we are, we must thinks anything, or even feels any­ that I will not do. I will never deny accept Him as he is. Fair enough? God's doesn't leave His children by them­ To see how blind materialism disfig­ thing that certain minority groups the Lord that bought me nor the ures theologians? You bet! Now that love is true, but only part of the truth. selves. fintl less than affirmative, the per­ good news that saved me, "for I an: women aren't property, Rev. George, is And to present a partial truth as the One more point: this world system is adultery okay? whole truth is no truth al all. not forever. When Christ returns, He petrator of such thoughts, actions, not ashamed of the Gospel of Christ; And IF! there are no warrants to view In the face of this, George goes "And will not seek out more people to receive or reports can be punished. What for it is the power of God unto homosexual behaviour as sinful, I'm when we begin to believe that single his grace. He will simply claim all those are we coming to when four percent salvation for everyone that be­ sure there's a Biblical verse that will people could act morally, and be sexu­ people who gave their lives to Him of the population can hold ninety lieves". No one should be coerced, plainly say so. Rev. George anticipates ally active..." We overlook that this freely. To them belongs the Kingdom six percent to ransom? Land of the forced or intimidated, into adopting this loophole and says Biblical views of person is a sinner, and under judgement. diat will replace the present evil in diis free? Liberation for women? Only oracccpting any lifestyleorreligion. same-sex slap and tickle were cultured There;s a dearth of understanding just world. God has promised this, and the for some it seems! Thank God we still have freedom of how God wants to relate to us; far loo by "the negative world view of the writ­ one thing He cannot do is lie. the will, but for how much longer ers." God's input is glossed over again. many are blinded to die concept of God I am a Christian apologist; I write This is the message that has been remains to be seen. I may dislike it It's forgotten that His proscription of being actively involved in human af­ forgotten in the clerical rush to be a in defence of the faith once deliv­ homosexuality was not handed down in fairs. It's time to explain, blinded Rev­ social(ist) appeasement body. I could ered to the church. This was what I when you kick my sacred cow, but a gesture of arbitrary hate. Nor docs erend, what God did to provide us escape hold my silence no more. was doing when I took the Rev. Dr. I will fight to the end to maintain speaking out against this sexuality (and from Curse of die Law. Hay to task for preaching heresy. your right to kick it. its results) automatically bespeak hatred Any grab-bag of Bible quotes is of its practitioners. It is the curse of sweeping enough to exempt no one: 3ZCZ 3T 33= 33= 3C xc 33= 2GC 33= overriding emotion that lumps together "There is none righteous, no, not one." The University of Calgary, Faculty of Social Work, Lethbridge Division will sin and sinner when condemnation heats "All have sinned, and fallen short of the be offering an introductory level Social Work course on the campus of The up, but any mind can distinguish be­ glory of God.""The soul that sinneth, it tween them. shall die." and sin, Jesus repeatedly University of Lethbridge commencing Tuesday, January 8, 1991. Are you more inclined to hate the alco­ said, could only bring a hopeless end of holic or the alcohol? Does saying, 'This 'weeping and wailing, and gnashing of Registration will take place November 14, 15, and 16, 1990 in the Faculty is wrong" automatically mean you sprout teeth,' to all who refuse God's free offer of Social Work main office, Service Building #2, from 9:00 a.m. - 11:30 a holier-than-thou attitude and see of betterment. a.m. and from 1:30 p.m. - 4:00 p.m. yourself as the final arbiter? And since But when Jesus walked the eardi, when did the sexual impulse ever war­ many people felt drawn to Him, for His rant being its own justification? A terri­ personality was as God's: the Lord made The following 2 items are required at the time of registration. ble lie is being perpetrated, and some­ him flesh, and immediately approach- 1. $75 deposit 2. A "Letter of Permission" from the Office of the Dean of Student More comment Affairs (Room SU140). 3. An up-to-date unofficial transcript of grades.

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Fundamental rights and freedoms force us to decide may have a case. If however, Devcrall's intention To die Editor: sexual discrimination policies. Their remarks arc the Bible does so as well. So if the former is to not directed towards 'individuals or groups' but to override the latter, wc must close down all these was to express the former (and even to persuade No doubt, widi great sincerity and conviction, an action (which has neither of these qualities). An churches and religious beliefs and throw out all our opinion) McKcnna may loose out to freedom of Ian Mckcnna engages in an insidious diatributc example might clarify my point. By opposing Bibles (with hoorah 's from some, no doubt). How­ religion. against Rev. Deverall. There are, in his letter a capitalism (marxism, Judaism, Christianity, rela­ ever this would be (in the extreme, of course) not Certainly wc want to maintain differences in couple points that I would like to explore, and tivism, etc.) we do not condemn ('oppose') capi­ so much di ffcrcnt than exterminating Jews because beliefs, for those differences may well be the hopefully conclude with die possible dangers of talists (marxists, jews, Christians, relativists, etc.). dicy arc Jewish, Bolsheviks because they oppose starling point to the development of knowledge the views Ian McKcnna presents. Second, certainly if wc are so concerned about communism, or anyone else who's beliefs, race, (and the prcventation of clones). What we may First, and most important, the condemnation of harassment about beliefs and actions, we should creed is against your own. This is fundamentally want to discourage, however, is to let those beliefs homosexuality is exactly diat. It is not a condem­ have a policy for the protection of religious beliefs. what would happen if Rev. Devcrall was exposed translate into actions that restrict or condemn in- nation of homosexuals. The Bible is very clear (if Such a policy (1 was unable to obtain a specific U to our sexual discrimination policy for his belief dividuals or groups in our world. To assume die that is your authority, and for Rev. Deverall we can of L policy for this) might look something like: diat homosexuality is wrong. I believe that what latter when the former takes place hints of a lack of assume that it is) that wc must separate the 'sin' Religious harassment consists of discriminatory we want to avoid in these instances is not belief confidence that your view is correct. from the 'sinner'. Here is an important distinction remarks which arc directed against individuals or differences as such, but how dicsc beliefs translate It is ihe sticky area between beliefs, as such, and that often is glazed over in such discussions, by groups who belong lo a religious group. into actions against individuals or groups. how those beliefs (aboutccrtain actions or morality) 'condemners' in condemning the 'sinner' and by The question immediately arises as to which If we go to the extreme (as I believe McKcnna are exercised against individuals or groups that often those 'condemned' in assuming that such is the policy is the overriding one: Sexual discrimination might be here) wc must erase all differences of causes much of die problems for discrimination case. or religious discrimination. For it is common belief, and I don't believe that is his intention cases of the nature presented by McKcnna. How­ In this strict sense, those who oppose homo­ knowledge that many religious groups condemn (though certainly he might try to convince others ever, a fundamental part of our society (freedom of sexuality do not fall under die purview of our homosexuality (not homosexuals), and certainly to have beliefs similar to his own). McKcnna's expression and religion) forces us to make those intention (if I may be so bold) is that Rev. Devcrall distinctions, not be allowed to translate his beliefs about ho­ Sincerely. mosexuality into actions against homosexuals. If Ken Bossenkool Rev. Deverall's intention was the latter, McKcnna also in the Faculty of Management Exam Notice There are a few problems with the pub To the Editor: The Penny University- will NOT be holding We would like to comment on the state of the Sub Pub. It looks like a frcakin' cafeteria guys! Get a previously scheduled EXAMS this semester. life! Wc sit in school all day long (well some of us anyhow) yet when we go out for a drink we feel like we're still in school. Don't do this to us. Life's rough enough. Lets make it look like a pub Kay? Thanx However, test subjects are still required to test guys. the temperature of randomly selected P.S. The name "Lighthouse" has to go. Suggest "Stumbling Distance". Change the stupid name goofs! concerned andperturbed pub goers experimental coffee-based extracts. Robin Scott William Northgrave, Kim Wellings, Pam Oliver, Jodi Schcller, Wendy Singer, Kirstcn Armstrong, Charmaine Labouchnc, Dave Webster, Dan Nappcr, John Hatfield, Gordie Szpak, Brian Data gathering will be conducted Millis, David Grovor, John Konctt, Barb Wobiek, Joe Harrison, Michelle Brain, Jay McBain, Brent Button, Jeff Nichol, Tony Reimcr, Kelli Rudd, Kelly Riblin, Shaune Neighbour, Sybil Babkirk, during the following times: Norman Knaus, Andrew Pawlowski, Tom Mclncrey, Neil Quinn, Barry Giesbrent, Erin Porteous, Jodie Suitor Ed. note: The Meliorist apologises for any misspelled names but you people have really bad signatures. Mon-Wed 8am-6pm Thurs-Fri 8am-10pm Staffing the Lighthouse Sat 9:30am-9pm To the Editor: Sun noon-5pm This letter is written on behalf of all of those students who are dry in the afternoon. It has been published that the Pub is open Wed, Thurs, and Friday at 3:30 pm. But to my dismay it might have only been a * There will a small charge in support of the National Federation" rumour, because on Friday Nov. 2 the Pub had no staff. It was open but no staff. Is diis not our Students' of Espresso & Cappuccino Shop Workers Strike Fund. Union Building built and operated for us not for the convenience of those employed here by us? KFUCSW Looil 1 Itcadqiiancrs in Ithaca,XY1001Q Is it only a question of staffing problems? Well diat easy to solve. There arc a lot of unemployed For more informal ion, phone: 1-607-coflccs students. Put 2 + 2 together and voila, you have staff. As an 'afternoon' only patron of die Pub, I resent coming in second lo the evening crowd for staffing priority. We arc a diverse body of students. Not all of us go out in the evening to bars. Penny University Espresso Research Centre 333-5th St. South Lethbridge Please pay attention Rhonda Sillito

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By David Graver Canadian—and building the damn what Harper did. And yet the Prime their own place within the "confed­ lo allow groups to find their own golf course, after trying to slow down Minister of Canada thinks that eration". place in the Canadian mosaic. Con­ It is perhaps not ironic, given the the rush to develop so that the con­ Harper acted immorally by acting We cannot look to the "fathers of trary to what the politicians tell us, history of the modem slate, that a tradiction in government policy can against the wishes of the Canadian confederation" for the answer ei­ wc would get along much better and country which started out as a con be resolved or at the very least ex­ government, and by implication, the ther; contrary to the practice of most thus be much stronger if we didn't federation and which has histori­ plained, the Prime Minister and the wishes of the "Canadian people". If founders of confederations, the Ca­ have anybody forcing any culture cally claimed to be federalist, should Premier of Quebec send the army the Accord was not meant to be used nadian fathers of confederation re­ down our throats, whether that be so viciously use its central i/ed power and the SQ after the Mohawks, at­ that way, why was provision made served all rights not explicitly stated the farmer in Picture Butte forced to against its "marginalized" groups. tacking them for not pursuing the for that sort of thing in the first in sections 91 and 92 of the BNA pay for dual-language services, the In the last six months, Canadians of legal procedure for pressing their place? The very same Prime Minis­ Act to the central government, student in Brocket forced to read the all ethnic backgrounds have gone claim and assuring them that the ter will cynically pack the Senate to leading one to the perhaps justifi­ English canon of "great literature" from apparently believing whole­ truth always wins if the courts are push through his own vastly un­ ably paranoid conclusion that the or the Sikh in Chilliwack forced to heartedly in the primacy and moral used. This after constitutional ex­ popular agenda, but apparently not fathers of confederation really didn't look and dress like a Caucasian if he supremacy of a powerful central perts point out that the use of the immorally. want such a thing in the firstplace , wants to get into the national police government, to honor at the lunacy army against the Mohawks was The message here is clear again: and only sought to cloak their force. What we have to do first, of a system which has no real con­ probably unconstitutional and ille­ manipulation of the rules to suit centralist tendencies with the illu­ however, is remove the largest im­ nection to those rare issues which gal, and at the very least its legality your ends or the ends of your social sion of mutual cultural understand­ pediment to our unity and the great­ result in a 'popular' opinion and should have been debated in par­ group is "immoral" unless your aims ing and respect for personal choice. est contributor to our misunder­ which can doas it damn wcllplcascs. liament. The same court system agree with the establishment and What is needed is a radically dif­ standings: a governmental structure For example; whether you believe which the Prime Minister recom­ the government (remember that ferent direction for Canadian his­ which insists that there is only one that Native civil disobedience across mended refused to even recognize technically the Prime Minister's tory. Wc need to do what we claim possible answer and which will Canada this summer was justified the contradiction. The message is party only ever represented 47% of we do; that is, it's time for a real throw us in jail or even kill us if we or not, several things about the gov­ clean if the government's mecha­ the popular vote—about 25% of all Canadian confederation and it's time don't agre* ernment become clear. First: the nism for determining ""truth"—the Canadians—and now represents Indians have demonstrated beyond courts—acts inconsistently, there is somewhat less than 20%). All lev­ v& a doubt that finding which of the no way to resolve that inconsistency, els of government in Canada and ^L^-> Z/s^A various conflicting rules the various and if you don't have the political around the world behave the same levels of government happen to be power to force a resolution that in­ way and always ha ve, but it has only F**S**T* using at the movement is far more consistency will be maintained by been this summer, with the Canadian important than having any moral force of arms if necessary and the government's vicious response legal claim to 'justice'. The defini­ price for pointing it out is probably against the politically powerless and life imprisonment. (To paraphrase A STEP AHEAD tion of 'lawful* obviously varies heretofore demoralized people that now (although it always has); it is the British journalist who said of the illusion of where governmental unlawful for the Lonefighters So­ pornography "must we go to the authority comes from has become ciety to divert the Oldman River on barricades, prepared to die for Ms. blatantly obvious. The Canadian their own land when they have a X's right to take off her clothes in mosaic,or"confederaiionof peoples valid Band Council permit techni­ front of men, again?"; "must we go and ideas" as it were, is forcibly «v^^ SPECIAL. Fcr*ucr cally recognized by every level of to the barricades again to die for the held together by glory seeking po- government in Canada, but it is not right of upper management to play liticos. Groups like the Canadian unlawful for the Alberta government another nine holes of golf?"). Indians, who weren' t asked whether to divert the Oldman River when The very same Prime Minister they wanted to become part of the neither the provincial or federal who attacked the Mohawk for mosaic and who were practically 1 \S**S. ftj&emjj*,. fjpt government has ascertained the le- forced at gunpoint to invest in it are working outside of a legal system 8r* galily of the Alberta government's which refused lo admit ihem villificd now supposed to feel pride in what diversion and it is not unlawful for Elijah Harper for working in ac­ "we" have created, and they are not the Alberta government to ignore cordance with the system and using allowed lo question the wisdom of the Federal requirement that an en­ the spirit of the Mccch Lake Accord the mosaic or why they occupy the vironmental impact assessment to to kill that same amendment—the place they do—but then again, nei­ be done on their diversion, and it is whole idea of the Accord being that ther can white conservatives in Pic­ definitely not illegal for the pro­ a province which does not like a ture Butte or Sikhs in Toronto. In all vincial government to send the constitutional amendment can stop cases, groups are told where ihcy RCMP onto the land where the Al- the amendment, and ihis is exactly belong and are not allowed to find bcrta government has nojurisdiction to force the Peigans to wait for a court decision to determine whether the Peigans are justified in their L own diversion. The Loncfighters cannot, of course, say that the Al­ , berta government is breaking the 'law' because the law is in fact, if not by definition, what the govern­ • .-.*.•. - :--'. m ment wants it lo be. The only thing a«l!lf;: t

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Vladmir Levtov provides outstanding show

By R.A. Johnson and day, Nov. 6th. Levtov is currently the world", thanks to his musical Slaccy Barrctt-Dowcy on the Piano Faculty at the Univer­ abilities. It is these talents which sity of Calgary. brought him to the University of The University of Lethbridge Originally from the Ukraine, Lethbridge, and his performance noon hour recitals, held every Tues­ Levtov trained at the Moscow was certainly one to sec. day in the Recital Hall, showcased Conservatory of Music, and has The first selection he played was Vladimir Levtov on this past Tues­ since "visited nearly every nation in Haydn's "Sonata in A Major", one of Haydn's unknown sonatas. This is a fast-moving piece, and Levtov played it with nourish and colour. White Palace: a sexy, steamy show He succeeded in presenting it with intensity, at times, and in highlight­ By Greg Hlady ing its occasional unexpected twist. Nora, and they seem happy, but Levtov's second piece was a more White Palace, a movie starring because every movie needs a con­ dramatic sonata, entitled "Sonata # Susan Sarandon and James Spader, flict, it is provided for you in the 8, written by Prokofiev in 1944. It is is a film about love, the class system form of the class system. Max, one of Prokofiev's largest works, and sex. Max Baron (James Spader) embarrassed of his new found love, and is seldom performed due to its is a workaholic yuppie type that is who happens to be several stops length and difficulty. It was into the into proper conduct, and the making below him on the rating scale of second movement that the battle and keeping of money, and, as a society, will not introduce her to his being waged between pianist and result, has become quite a boring friends. Eventually she traps him piece became evident. The music Vladimir Levtov at the Noon Hour Recital person. After being invited to a stag into bringing her to a Thanksgiving accelerated and then increased in party, in which he is to bring ham­ cvcntatThc Horowitz. Nora doesn't Photo by Mac Fujiya volume and power, almost to the burgers, he finds that a few of the end up feeling accepted, in fact, she breaking point. It was, simply put, boxes are empty, and returns to the feels uncomfortable and manages amazing. The third movement broke something was ending; rather like a ment, astounding the audience. White Palaccfa grocery store of to get herself drunk. After drinking in more delicately, as if flowering. train pulling into the station, with Noon hour recitals occur every some sort, I assume. Ed.) to get his too much in an attempt to feel It served to bring the audience down the passengers getting off. Nearing Tuesday, held in the Recital Hall, in $2.94 returned. Nora Baker (Susan comfortable, she has a fight with the from the crescendo of ihc second the end, it fluctuated between section W, level 5. They last about Sarandon) is the employee who host about not being a member of movement. lcnto(slow) and allcgro(fast), inter­ an hour, and arc a really nice way to returns his money, calling him a the upper class, and walks out of the mingling a variety of sound, tone, spend lunch. Even if you don'i like few names in the meantime. Max parly. Leaving Max, she heads to The fourth movement of "Sonata # 8" was quick but sounded as if and volume. Lcvtov's hands began culture, you may find yourself in for goes back to the stag and hits the New York City. Max, of course, to blur near the end of ihc move­ a pleasant surprise. bottle. follows her and finds her with the On his way home he spots a dirty help of her sister, who is a psychic. save the world", (I don't know why little corner bar, with the best part of They arc reunited at Nora's new job it would do this, somebody enlighten this bar being the fact that the bar­ where they hop on Ihc table and do me. Ed.) but it doesn't succeed as tender has a Grateful Dead t-shirt the "dirty deed" (Kind of makes you well as il could. on. He goes in and orders a scotch, wonder what the job was, huh? And looks over and sees the woman from what's this world coming to? Ed.). A GRADUATE PROGRAM IN the White Palace sitting there. Nora If all of this ends up sounding RESOURCES AND THE ENVIRONMENT comes over and talks to Ihc drunk quite predictable and boring, well young profcsional. When they're you are right. From the very start of Choose Cineplex-Odeon Park Place leaving they find out that they have the movie one can tell exactly what Theatres for viewing some of the nothing in common except the fact and where things are going to hap­ best movies in town. Located al 501 that they both have had a loved one pen. Sex and liquor, great combina­ 1st Ave. South, Cineplcx will be die. Nora asks for a ride home, Max tion to usciviliansjustdocsn'twork showing the following movies for Are you interested in doing a Master's abligcs. (Drinking and driving is in this movie. The main characters, the week of Nov. 9 to Nov. 15: Degree in Resources and the Environment? had, kids. Ed.) On the way home, a coming from different backgrounds, Do you have a particular thesis topic trip on which Max would have defi­ have very different ideas about life. Theatre 1: Marked For in m-ind? Is this topic interdisciplinary nitely blown over (a tree?? a Their portrayals do not grab you or Dcalh(RA) 7:15 + 9:30, matinees so that it doesn't seem to fit con­ house?? Nora?? I don't know, ci­ make you interested in what they 2:30 veniently into a conventional academic ther. Ed.) , he runs over Nora's mean or want. James Spader has Theatre 2: Sibling Rivalr\(PG) program? If you answered "yes" to all mailbox. (See, kids? Bad, Bad! Ed.) lost the edge that made "Sex, Lies 7:30 + 9:30, matinees 2:30 these questions, then the Resources and They go inside, where Max pukes and Videotape" a good movie. Too Theatre3: White Palace(M) 7:15 the Environment Program (CRE) atTh e and passes out. When he awakens, much emphasis is placed on the fact + 9:15, matinees 2:00 University of Calgary may be right for he finds Nora "taking advantage of that they come from different back­ Theatre4:Ghost(M) 7:00 + 9:20, you. him", much to his delight. grounds. Movies like this can be fun matinees 2:00 and enjoyable, as long as they are A few days later Max comes by lo Theatre 5: Child's Ptav I KM) The Committee on Resources and the perceived in the right light. White fix Nora's mailbox, they talk, fall to 7:00 + 9:00, matinees 2:15 Environment offers graduate work leading Palace trys to make people walk out the ground and embrace in passion. Theatre 6: Kin% of the to M.Sc. and M.A. research degrees. of the movie and say "I am going to Max now spends alot of time with Knkboxers(M) 7:15 + 9:30, mati­ nees 2:15 Areas of special interest include: (a) resource management (b) resource depletion (c) resource alternatives (d) environmental quality (e) environmental awareness Stadl® id Mnnamnomg SpedaDnstt (f) environmental ethics (g) environmental policy (h) impact assessment. For more information contact: '§§.§§ cmsh bm

Semi-local writer proves talent once again HORRORSCOPES Breathing Water legends. Diane has left herself in graduate with an honours B.A. and this fantasy and can no longer dis­ an M.A. in English, both from the aquarius: Your day is loaded with totso f imcxpcctcds. From the By Joan Crate tinguish reality from dreams. She University of Calgary. Joan was the invisible sheet of ice on your doorstep to the unreliability of your Review by Michel Dcmycn has no iden lily any longer and imag­ first person to do a creative writing car battery, the cold snap will surely catch you by surprise. The ines herself as a part of the under­ masters thesis at that institution. She rock and the hard place? Well, I'd hate to inform the entire reading The main character in Breathing world, surviving on what she feels has written several poetry pieces populous about how your Saturday went. Lets leave well enough Water is Diane, who wanders in is real, and yet wc realize that Di­ and short stories in the magazines alone. and out of reality throughout the ane, unfortunately, will never be­ Grain, Secrets From the Orange entire book. Diane came from a come real unto herself. Couch, Red Dress Anthology, pisces: The crown jewels are coming your way, and they are by no lower-class society and always had On a personal basis, the book was Canadian Author and Bookman, means plcasanL Sec last issue for details. Keep away from exams, to struggle to survive. Her father, thoroughly enjoyable, though some­ Blue Buffalo,Quarry Magazine, and or suffer the consequences. Only one rayo f sunshine for you—the Elijah, who was a West Coast In­ what confusing, and yet each of us the Calgary Herald. textbook you lost in September will be foundI i soon . dian, grcatly influenced her way of is, to a point, like Diane in that wc In 1988, she received the Banff thinking for years after he had left arc always grasping that which is Centre's Bliss Carmen Award for arks: Don't worry, your journey will commence soon. A member Ihc family. Diane always relied on not real only to find it is reality in Poetry, second prize in the 1988 of the press will want your autograph. It's belter to say no, unless of her Indian ancestors to help her make itself. I found this novel intriguing Alberta New Fiction Competition, course you want to suffer the horrible, demeaning fate of a rock it through life. Her life has become and very speculative regarding our and placed third in the Kalamalka star. fragmented after having a baby very true identities. New Writers Poetry Competition in young in life, as well as a marriage 1987. Ms. Crate is a member of the taunts: Headache over yet? While you were laying unconscious on of questionable scruples. Joan Crate was raised in Ycl- Writers Guild of Alberta and the the atrium floor, after running into ihc concrete wall, you imagined The novel is very fast-paced, flick­ lowknife, NWT. She was a high Dandelion Society. She now resides a beautiful man/woman of-your-dreams type resurrected you with a ing in and out of a fantasy of Indian school dropout; however she did in Calgary. kiss of true love. Unfortunately, she disappeared, and her identity will be revealed this week. Rcmebcr that aoocarances are alwavs better through closed eyes. Stu and Paul's Gorp Corner gemini: It's a good thing you listened to my advice last week. Don't worry, the ridicule of your friends will end soon, or you'll find the By Stu Leech and person of your dreams turns up claiming you resurrected them with Paul Bond, salt + pepper to taste, add lemon juice. Chcri: What pineapple!?!? a kiss. There's nothing nicer than a fairy-tale come true, is there Oh with special surprise chef Chen, and Marinate fish with garlic butter mix­ Paul: I tasted the pineapple, man! lab rat Katheryn ture, men flow it (bread it with what you Kathcryn: Ha ha, wheel What was in yeah, one more thing-lhe seven dwarfs will start coming kilo your Opus No. 2 like) those brownies? lives soon. Ingredients: Fry fish until flaky, then place art­ Paul: Gee, that's a nice pen, Stu. Garlic (fresh) 1 clove or so fully on a bed of rice. We recommend Chcri: Gak! Choke! Next lime, buy fish cancer: Let mc ask you something. When was the last time you 4 tbsp butler some cheese sprinkled on top. without bones, you twit! took a bath? Don't worry if your study notes get wet in the tub. 1 tbsp lemon juice mow down and belch! Kathcryn: How about the jelly fish in Unless you do something about your present situation, you won't 1 lb "fresh" fish (we used a Perch, Comments on Dinner the sink? have anyone around to party with after the finals. very yummy) - make sure it's dead Kathcryn the Great: I don't know what Stu: Next time wc should go a little 1 cup rice lo say. I used to go out with that fish. easier on the 'space cakes'! Jeo: Pack a bag—move quick! Your house will be flooding from the Paul: A most delightful endeavour into Breading torrential monsoon that's headed this way. Oh, you didn't know we MO. student cuisine, actually I was surprised Note: We thank both of our guests, Prepare rice as per directions, use it was edible! Chcri the Chef and Kathcryn the Great suffered monsoons, especially in November. Oh yeah, sorry— I got common sense (if normal rice - start it Chcri: Next time take the head and tail Next week our focus will most likely the horrorscopc for Bankok by mistake. first, if 'minute rice' start after fish, offl deal with some form of egg dish as Duh!) Some people (Chcri) add lemon Stu: Not bad, I agree with Paul, belter prepared by Napoleon. Note: This rec­ virgo: The romance so evident in the stars last week is even more juice and butter to make it fluffier. than 1 thought it would be as well. ipe is not dogamatic. man. evident this week, but it'll pass you by if you don't believe my Mash garlic, saute garlic in buitcr, Paul: Could have used more pineapple. words. When 1 said take it slow, I didn't mean this slow! Come on, this is the nineties now, and we're into the FAX era. Thai's a thought—send that person a FAX letter containing the most neo- structuralist pre-nuclear war poem you can find. Come on, they'll love it! "Living with Aids" libra: Nothing is more evident on you now than that neon pink shirt you wore the olher day. WOW! If it wasn't you wearing the shirt, could it have been neon pink hair? That sounds better. Dancing in the Lighthouse? Good idea—meet you there.

Lethbridge Aids Connection with the scorpio: I'm glad you could be trusted. Did I ever have I hard lime with that one. Someone asked me to do the horrorscopes, and 1 University of Lethbridge Students'!, fnion and examined the futures of every person on campus. More than that, I told everyone, and screwed up 3429 innocent lives. (The rest were University of Lethbridge Student Health Centre guilty). Anyways, this week YOU will be asked to fortcll someone's future—don't do it, man, you're bound lo gel massacred!

Sagittarius: P.M.S. wracks your body, and you aren't even female! Presents: And I thought I had problems. If you're a female, and a blonde or a scmi-blondc(artificals count), your services arc requested in a dangerous liason. Don't fall too easily, but make sure you have fun. After all, you're in University, studying Life Skills 1000, aren't you. Every other sag has no horoscope, for you will mysteriously drop Ken Ward off the Earth for a week. Have fun! Capricorn: Too bad your car exploded this week—your month looked so good for awhile ihere. Oh well, join the rest of us hope­ less cases, and get some studying done, will you? Life's going lo pass you by if you're not careful. Ignore the sun on the fourth day of Ra, you'd only gel a terrible sunburn, and a rash of unsightly speaking on November 9 coldsorcs. at 12:15 in the Recital Hall Join the Meliorist! There's movies to review, theatre events to go $j, horrorscopes to write, and a guy to hug or twpf Gome up to

musical notes cI y(\} L- 99.7 Cable FM program guide ngJWj j^ ; an upswing with bands like 1 *%^ THEE HYPNOTICS In "COMEDOWN Soundgarden and Alice in Chains, ne ten eleveWnoon one two three four five six seven eight nine ten emerging from Seattle. Thcc Nathan'• Ail Musica Natalie Virgil &| Rock 60 - 80 Harder Heave Out of HEAVY*' l)ii-. ihc Hypnotics have that Seattle kind m Chcmix 1 .'limn Vandenherg Edge 0 Shadnwa Jamie with and Nowhere (SITUATION TWO/ of sound. In fact, some of the al­ Radio N° The Madman with Goat Tate n o Brakes Aaron BEGGAR'S BANQUET) bum was recorded in Seal lie, but Faith's fine Michael Tyge: Steve's Russ Social Soundgarden do it much better. t Moonbeam The Alternative u is Back lines Surmick Motion Immunity By Steve Marlow But all this has been done before e .£ Lighter Nosebleeds Rotation Ken & Lori s 'c Side Galore Credible band or Led Zeppelin and is getting a bit tired. Thcc Siorytimc w o DJAB UN Kevin's Stuart's Rick: Off the Bryan's Huckle­ wanna-be's? This is the question Hypnotics have simply come loo Mellow Tapes Portion of Classical Spot by Food For berry e David Beaten Track late with the sound and lose out in s Morn Report Musak B.a.h.m.c.m.F. Thought Family that ran through my mind during d Hour the long run. With long mastruba- every play of the latest Thcc Hyp- t e Fernando'a Lcannc: Ball Bearings al random Jason Dean's 115th David J.: lory guitar munching, like in the o Jazz wilh Marc Life, the notics album "Come Down h H Folk Folio Tremblcy + Dream nine and a half minute "Revolu­ u Universe, & Heavy". It certainly docs come »-i Jason Everything tion Stone", itall sounds very self- o down heavy but original it is not. O Nathan'• fine Rhonda Jan Virgil &, David Tom and Craig Into the Ed & Dan Word Up! serving. ;Evcn the cover art looks f Talk Talk Corawra Thcc Hypnotics hail from Brit­ o Shadow* lines and Jamie Lifestyles of the Prcaerm: neuro­ r Talk like a bad attempt at recreating the O Corinne No Loud & Famous The La*! transmitter ain and arc the brainchild of vocal­ i Brakes 1 A..Jl cover of Kiss' "Rock and Roll ist James Jones and guitar-wickicr Michael Schmidt Armed Audio Fred Bluesical Aundrca Clean Over". I find this band hard to take s Righteous, Possible Place. Ray Hanson, who also wrote all Warfare Laughs! Allsorts Terror Over Reasonabl) a Radical, Rockin' Worlds the songs on the album. Both must seriously. t Playlist with Steve DJAB the Airwaves Priced have listened to a lot of Plant/ If you arc into long guitar solos Pagc/Jorics/Bonham music and it a la Led Zcppclin.you'll probably left an impression:on them. So love this band to death. I found it much so, they sound amazingly all very unoriginal and I sec no need to spew out more Zeppelin/ Stratford stage re-named like them but,of course, they don't come remotely close to being them. Scallle-csquc sounds, especially News Release, November 1, 1990 and chamber opera. In recent years, this theatre has Actually, the whole genre of with the new Led Zeppelin retro­ In thcl980's it became the home been upgraded to include air-condi­ slow, powerful guitar work is on spective just released. David William, Artistic Director of the Stratford Festival's Young tioning and comfortable seating for of the Stratford Festival, today Company with a new stage designed 500 around the remodeled thrust honoured the Founder of the Strat­ by Desmond Heclcy in 1983 and a stage. ford Festival, Tom Patterson, by re­ modular stage created by Robin The Stratford Festival is held in An alternative type of music naming the Third Stage, the Tom Phillips in 1987. Stratford, Ontario. For further in­ Patterson Theatre. The 1990 season saw the return of formation please contact: Ellen T. By Miriam Jensen :: bergcr; whose background gui­ An innovation of the Festival's the Festival Company actors to the Cole, Director of Communications This week, Pm presenting a re­ tars are like Fleetwood Mac, 1971 season, the Third Stage was a Third Stage where Canadian plays or Keith Courtney, Media Relations view of several artists from, again, "The Great Wall" by David Ark- small, modestly equipped theatre in were again presented alongside Manager, at The Stratford the NARADA RECORDS label. . c.nslon; a definite Oriental tone the Casino (win tcr home of the S trat- experimental and risk plays and the Shakespearean Festival Foundation October was a stressful month - I presides, with chimes and flutes, ford Badminton Club) on Lakeside Young Company's annual produc­ of Canada, P.O. Box 520, Stratford, jjptyouean relate to that-and I find "Even Love" by Trapezoid; with Drive. It has been used for work­ tion. On. N5A 6V2. this New Age music category fits saxophone and seductive female shops, the presentation of original my need for relaxing music. As vocals, or Canadian plays, music programmes well, as a person who chose Mu­ "Homeland" by Eric Trinaptad sic 1000 I find I can now identify and Nancy Rumble; this is the ^ which instruments are being most emotional of all of these, CKUL early-bird WANTED played, more than before. with haunting oboes and pianoac- draw winners Reps to promote low-priced companiment as well. The New Age style is mellow & By Tara Elder relaxing with a somewhat emo­ I hope this may give you an sun and ski packages ! The CKUL Radio Station, located tional lone. Soft guitars are com­ awareness of a few more alterna­ on campus in the Students' Union monly used, If you enjoy wood­ tive music choices, as Christmas FCEE TGIP& AND CASH (SU 180), drew the winning names GREAT WEST winds, you may want to give these is coming and these selections for their early bird draw on Novem­ particular albums a listen: would please all ages and those VACATIONS INC. Call Great West Vacations. ber 1st, 1990. "Heart + Beat" by Rail- Illcn- with varied tastes. Excitement was high when CKUL 1-800-667-6235 ^ members Miriam Jensen and Adrian J Brown entered the pub, which is ','•' ~*S "•%?. :0"'y .«•.:-•••.••.... . The Top "10" From CKUL where the drawing took place. Up for grabs were a $50 gift certificate at B. Macabcc's Books, and a Sony Sports Walkman. 1. Jello Biafra and DOA - "Last 5. Slompin' Tom Connors - "A Winning the gift certificate was Scream of the Missing Neigh­ Proud Canadian" Leslie Holland. As she has not yet bours" 6. Lava Hay -"Lava Hay" been contacted regarding her prize, 2. Shadowy Men on a Shadowy 7. Jr. Gone Wild - "Too Dumb this article may prove to hold an Planet - "Savvy Show Stoppers" To Quit" unexpected note of good fortune. 3. Bootsauce - "The Brown 8. Mocv - "Head Down" The Walkman winner was Blair Album" 9. Suicidal Tcndancics - McDonald, pictured at left, second 4. Soundtrack - "Pump Up The "Lights, Camera, Revolution" from left. Volume" 10. Dread Zeppelin- "Un-led-ed' CKUL is still offering some great prizes, as their grand draw is still approaching. First prize offers you a CD Portable cassette am/I'm sys­ tem phis 1 OCDs, while second prize is a CD Walkman plus 8 CDs. Tickets are only $2.00, and are SHOW YOUR LIVE available from any CKUL member STUDENT ID CARD or at CKUL. Get your tickets soon, ON STAGE as only 300 have been printed up, AND TAKE ADVANTAGE OF and the draw is on Dec. 7th, 1990. Nov .5 - Nov. 10 Pictured at left are (1 to r): Ron •no cover charge DeJong, security guard who drew •happy hour all night! (W Verona the winning ballots, Blair McDonald, Miriam Jensen, and \g/ Kotoy Adrian Brown. Photo by Jim Woon. 12 the Meliorist Novem her 8, 1990

Basketball team has Horns volleyball getting ready for adequate weekend By Paul Bergcn-Hcnengouwcn

home opener The U of L Men's Basketball squad went through a scries of ups and downs this weekend against Ihc visiting Northern Montana Col lege Lights, but managed to escape on a positive note Saturday after a dis­ appointing loss on Friday. The first game of the weekend proved to be a thriller as the Horns foughtback from an 18-point deficit with three minutes to go in the first half. They finally came to tic it on a three point shot by Dan Tudor midway through the second half. Meliorist file photos The two teams exchanged leads Pardoski and McAleese played solid in Edmonton over the weekend. many times but the Horns were unable to hang on as they fell to an By Doug Simpson Horns matching the U of A point for 80-75 defeat. Harbir Baincs led the The University of Lethbridge point and taking a good lead in one Horns with 17 points while Brian Photo by Robert Cusack Women's Volleyball Team were in game, but were unable lo finish off Kannckins added 16. A definite Edmonton last weekend playing their opponents. Kannckcns and Finnic watch team-mate Keith Pushor go for a lay-up. bright spot for the squad was Rob against the University of Alberta. The U of A were surprised at the Blais who forced three turnovers scries of technical fouls and an in­ standout with 14 points and 6 re­ Coach for the Pronghorns, Kelly improvement of the Horns' play late in the game to keep the Horns in tentional foul to the opposing bounds. Kano, felt they played well in the over the weekend. Knowing the U reach. Northern Montana College. Harbir Horns are in action again this first set but was disappointed with of A had video tapes of the Horns in Baincs was again the top scorer weekend as they travel up to Ed­ the second set. She said the girls play, Kano changed tactics and put On Saturday night, the shoe was with 23 points while Todd Vandcr didn't get into the game until it was in her reserve setter which was on the other foot as the Horns fought monton for the University of Alberta Burg had an outstanding game con­ too late and feels that in order for somewhat successful. to a heated and controversial 90-85 Golden Bear Tip-Off prc-scason tributing 16 points and grabbing 10 them to be successful all of the Saturday the Horns recorded 27 kills victory. Tied with 3 minutes left, tournament. rebounds. Keith Pushor was also a players have to be at their best, at the with Shauna McAleese nailing 8, the Horns went up for good after a same time. Their blocking, which Shawna Pardoski 6, and Jennifer had been suspect before, has now Daniels 5, McAleese also lead the improved tremendously although team in blocks. Sunday they racked she thought the statisticians at the U up 19 kills with Pardoski pulling of A were off on their count of only down 7, McAleese 5 and Erin Leahy Yes, there is a swim team 5 stuffs for the U of L. 4. The Final scores for ihc weekend The University of Lethbridge Wclbourne. He broke four of his tcrfly with a 34.8. Communication on court was were: Sat. 0/15, 7/15, 10/15 - and Swim Team competed in its first personal record times: (57.3 sec­ A former swimmer rejoined the gocxl during the prc-scason and it Sun. 10/15, 2/15, 2/15. The team meet of the season this weekend at onds) 100 meter Freestyle, (27.9 team a week prior to the meet and has upgraded to excellent now that will be practising hard all this week the Max Bell Aquatic Centre. seconds) 50 meter Butterfly, (25.58 swam outstanding for having only league play has begun. This means to tunc up for their homc-opener one week of training. Ian Amundsen that the team is functioning well and against the University of British The team consists of eight seconds) 50 meter Freestyle, and is looking forward to the upcoming the players still take a positive alti­ Columbia Thundcrbirds this Friday swimmers who attend the University (1:04.89) 100 meter Butterfly. speed meet in Calgary to break his tude into the games. Three of the and Saturday at 7:30p.m. both nights and arc from all over Alberta and Jeff Bath had a great race in the own records. games were very close with the in the U of L gym. one swimmer from British Colum­ 100 meter Brcaststrokc breaking his bia. best time by four seconds with a Coach Uriy Toudjarov was very Pronghorns Home Games The swimmers performed very 1:10.7, and he was two seconds off pleased with the overall perform­ well all weekend, each attaining his best time with a 59.6 second ance of the team and he added, Volleyball vs. UBC times that were well deserved. The swim in the 100 meter Butterfly. "Right on, totally bogus man!" Friday and Saturday at 7:30 pm team trains four nights a week for Other swimmers that broke their The next meet scheduled is the two and a half hours each night and own personal bests were Nancy Cascade Speed Meet on November Hockey vs. UBC also four mornings a week. Schoonhovcn in the 200 meter In­ 23,24 and 25 in Calgary. Fri. at 7:30 pm and Sat. at 2:00 pm The top U of L swimmer for this dividual Medley with a 2:49.4 and weekend is 19 year old Justin Jennifer Reidl in the 50 meter But- | Weekend Scores |

Soccer w Lethbridge 1 Alberta 2 University of Beth Coward Lethbridge m Lethbridge 1 Alberta 5 Don't Forget David Legg Basketball w Lethbridge 83 LCC 46 m Lethbridge 75 NMC 80 Hockey Lethbridge 2 Regina 4 NEW EXTENDED HOURS Colin Baustad, Dan Malheson o Saturday, November 3 Soccer o w Lethbridge 2 Saskatchewan 0 Carmen Lonson (2) The bookstore & campus shop will m Lethbridge 0 Saskatchewan 2 Basketball CD be open 8:30- 5:30 Monday - Friday >v Lethbridge 64 UofL Alumni 52 m Lethbridge 90 NMC 85 Level 0 and Level 2 Students' Union Building Hockey O Lethbridge 4 Regina 5 Dana McKechnie (2) Kevin Yellowaga (2) Volleyball CD Saturday LethbridgeO 7 10 Alberta 15 15 15 campus shop Sunday Lethbridge 7 2 1 Alberta 15 15 15 Novembers, 1990 the Meliorist 13 V//,

Horns drop a couple of close ones By Greg Gillette the Horns. The winning goal in over­ leaders for rookies in point totals. r A time resulted from a scramble in McKechnie also shares the lead for The Pronghorn hockey team is front of the Horns' goal. Cougars' power play goals in the league with Athlete coming off two tough losses to the forward Lcn Ncilson somehow a total of 3. This is a promising sign University of Regina Cougars. managed to squeeze the puck past for the Horns since McKechnie is in Friday night the Horns lost a 4 - 2 Horns' goalie Derek Babe. Ncilson his first season. of the Week decision to the Cougars in a game had an awesome game for the Cou­ The Pronghorns' next home thnt lacked excitementand emotion. gars, his over-time goal marked his games arc this Friday and Saturday. They should have handed out pil­ fourth of the night. The Cougars Friday night's game will be a 7:30 Dana McKechnie -Pronghorn Hockey lows and blankets at the door for the also received outstanding pm start while Saturday's game is Position: Center 5'9" 165 lbs fans to catch up on lost sleep. The goaltcnding from Rod Houk who slated for 2:00 pm. Both games arc McKechnie scored 2 goals in the Pronghorns' 5-4 over­ Horns looked tired and sluggish the kept Regina in the game during the al the Nicholas Sheran Arena. The time loss to the University of Regina this weekend. These whole game. There was very little second and third periods when the Horns will be facing ihc fourth place 2 goals give McKechnie 4 goals and 3 assists in his last Horns badly out-shot the Cougars. body contact, and the Horns never UBC Thundcrbirds who arc com ing three games. McKechnie is a first year member of the really put any significant pressure Forward Dana McKechnie had off a tight 3 point weekend against on the Regina goaltender. By the an exceptional game Saturday night the Manitoba Bisons. The T-birds Pronghorn Hockey Program and he's one of the top rookie same token the Cougars were no notching 2 goals to give him a total will be tough to beat and should point getters in the league. bolt of lightning cither, and worked of 4 goals and 3 assists early in the provide an exciting game to watch, just enough to get them die win. season. For his efforts McKechnie with their traditional wide open style Saturday night was a much dif­ has been named the Pronghorn ath­ of play. Lets hope the Horns will ferent story. The two teams played lete of the week. McKcehnic is cur­ show up both Friday and Saturday a hard hitting fast paced game which rently second in scoring for the nights and come away with a couple ended in a 5 - 4 loss in over time for Horns and is among the league of wins. r Intramurals Chiefs lose

CO-ED COMPETITIVE FLOOR HOCKEY their first game Columbian Coffee Bean Pick- By Greg Gillette Anderson then proceeded to weave ers 8 - Damage Incorporated 7 his way through the remainder of Kuwaiti Oiltankers 8 - Before I continue any further I the Chiefs team and beat Chiefs' Individual Team #2 3 would like to print a retraction to the goaltender Ray Hoppins. Tennant All Blacks 9 - Porcelain Bus November 1 article on the Chiefs commented after the game that it Drivers 3 Hockey Club. The statement refer­ was Anderson's birthday so he Reznecks 18- Skip Foreplay? ring to Perry Kazeil's re-occurring didn't feci as bad about having his (end of regular season) bouts with lhc"26ouncc flu", should pass picked off. (start of playoffs) have read "24 hour flu". I apologize The Chiefs redeemed themselves Taber Cornhaulers 21 - Younk's for the mix-up and I trust Mr. Kazeil on the following Wednesday night Yammers II understands that I had no intention defeating a team wearing grey jer­ Auburn Airheads 8- Ultimate of defaming his character (he docs seys. The Chiefs' record now im­ Warriors 5 that well enough himself). proves to 6 wins and 1 loss. Team CO-ED COMPETITIVE Back to mc "on-icc" story. The manager Greg Smith is pleased with VOLLEYBALL Chiefs lost a heart-breaker last the Chiefs' performance this year NASA Running Rebels 2 games Monday, Oct. 29 to some team and is quite happy with the - Contenders 1 game wearing white jerseys. The team goaltcnding theChicfsarc receiving, Math Department 2 games - In­ with white jerseys' winning goal despite now having eight different dividuals 0 games resulted from a questionable clear­ players taking turns in net. Smith Thumbs-up 2 games - Reznecks ing attempt by stalwart defenscman says the goaltcnding situation just 0 games Scott Tennant. Tcnnant's pass was goes to show the depth of the Chiefs' Raiders 2 games - Muffburgers somehow miraculously picked out line-up. For more information on RKSIDE INN of the air by the team with white the Chiefs contact Recreation 1 game 1009 Mayor Magrath Drive 328-2 COMPETITIVE jerseys' forward, Brad Anderson. Services. INDOOR SOCCER Dragon 4 :-' Eastern Orients 1 COMPETITIVE BASKETBALL Sheldon's Team 77 - Individu­ als 40 Cowhide Globestcrs 67 - U of L Ski Club proudly presents yet another SAFE CAB Reznecks 57 16th Annual "BOWL A BIT - KEEP FIT" BOWLING/l OURNAMENT Persons WHERE: Holiday Bowl WHEN: L CABARET Saturday, November 24 (starts at 3:00 pm) COST: ( complete with party favorites) S5.00 per person OR S15.00 per team of THREE Fee includes Prizes AND post- tournament social! Rock with new & improved FirL Novo 16 ENTRY DEADLINE: Friday, November 16 at 4:00 pm DOGZ fromL.A 07:30- 1:00 Lady persons REGISTER AT: Recreation Services P207 GUARANTEED: 9:00 - 1:00 Man persons 3 games, Texas-style Tournament 3rd level SUB tickets at SU 14 the Meliorist November 8, 1990

ORS Coulee Clean-up O o •-f "O (D was a big success 3 o (D CD =fc By Paul Bond ^c r— o D On Sunday, November 4, members of the Organization of Residence —* 0 Clubs! Students embarked on their second annual 'Coulee Clean-up' in and —1 (/> around the University Hall and Apcraturc Park residences. ) —« -n Close to twenty-five students participated in the event on Sunday ([) afternoon and collected approximately fifty bags of refuse. CD (D This could be your space! r~ "Rcz students get blamed for a lot of the mess down here and wc think D (D In order to help clubs promote themselves and their that this is a good way to clear our name," said Mark Thompson, ORS Co­ CD —i events, the Meliorist is starting the "Clubs Corner". ordinator. "There was a lot of construction waste." CO IT Tl •••j This is a forum for any club to express to the students of Among the more interesting items found was child's wading pool and a 0 space, this format will change, hopefully after discussion 5 to with the Club Executive. Bear with us as we try this new cr> Tl 1 service for the students. "• 1 o ; ^3 (D Below is the approximate editorial policy. Unt ' the new Canada's youth still putting Co" (D f —•• constitution is formalized, we will attempt to < : )w this ^-N —i C" policy as closely as possible. selves at risk for AIDS <*-^i 1 1. The News Editor shall be responsible for the content of by Leah Winter The Canada Youth study surveyed <> CD o (D 1 the Clubs' Corner and will therefore edit and decide in Reprinted from Canadian Science more than 38,000 respondents - stu­ x^ dents in grades 7 to 11, first year ^™ 1 what priority all submissions will be published, if at all. ••••• 1 Canadian youth arc fairly knowl­ college students and recent drop­ 2. All submissions are subject to shortening or editing at edgeable about AIDS (acquired outs from full-time school attend­ Q (D 1 the discretion of the News Editor. ance. The Street Youth study had a CO | immune deficiency syndrome) but 712 subjects broken into sub-groups D -ni 3. Any club officially recognized by the SU is entitled to continue to put themselves at risk CD ~t • make submissions for inclusion in this column, but this and need more information and of prostitutes, homeless, drug- -*» (D 1 support services to help change their abuscrs, unemployed, and youthful O right neither guarantees publication, nor prevents other (D| norms, two national studies have offenders. —I campus groups from contributing to the column. o —1| found. Somewhat surprising was the •n ^y | 4. All submissions will be kept, in order to resolve any According to the Canada Youth amount of knowledge all the groups CD to -n cent never used one. Canada are attributed directly to In North America the most com­ drug use (infection by sharing nee­ ERSITY OF LETHBRIDGE mon risk behaviours in contracting dles), it is a risk factor that must be AIDS are unprotected anal sex be­ dealt with. Nearly half of the street ING AND FOOD SERVICES tween men and the sharing of intra­ kids surveyed had weekly drug or WOULD LIKE TO THANK venous needles. According to the alcohol habits, the drugs of choice studies, however, there is also being marijuana, hashish, cocaine, *YONE WHO PARTICIPATED IN OUR growing concern about the increase and acid. ENDANGERED SPECIES of sexually transmitted diseases, At greatest risk on the streets are including HIV infection (the fore­ the prostitutes and drug users. But, BENGAL TIGER runner of AIDS), in young women. as King says, "there's so many other In particular, more women arc con­ risks in their environment that the & tracting HIV through heterosexual idea of AIDS is less of a conse­ sex. quence." He adds that "they tend to PANDA The studies say Canadian youth interact with themselves, sharing are potentially at risk because of themselves as well as their ciga­ CUP PROMOTION ! increased pressure to "use drugs, rettes". especially alcohol, that impair The studies culled information Due to youFgenerous support in purchasing 3,500 cups we will judgement and ability to make deci­ on the subjects' backgrounds, be donating $350. 00 to the World Wildlife Fund sions at a time when they arc begin­ sources of information, knowledge, ning to be sexually active." They attitudes, concerns and perceptions also say the increasing rate of AIDS of the media. "We're looking al in 20 to 25 year olds probably re­ commonalties across the country," V ° * flects infections contracted in the says King, the aim being to "help Catering and Food Services Hours of Operation: victim's teens, since the incubation change the norms and provide in­ period for AIDS can be in excess of formation" that will encourage seven years. young people to lake fewer risks in The Eatery : Mon.-Fri. 7:30 am-7:00pn Why then arc young people their lifestyles. putting themselves al risk when they The studies may have been indi­ Sat. & Sun. 9:00am-6:00p know the possible consequences? rectly responsible for the changes in The studies' co-author, Dr. Alan AIDS-rclatcd programs, such as Fresh Express: Mon.-Fri. 8:00am-12:30am King of Queen's University's So­ needle exchanges, condom ma­ Sat. &Sun. 8:00pm- 12:30 cial Program Evaluation Group, says chines in schools, and new educa­ "A lot of kids value sexual activity tional materials. King says the Coulee Corner:: Mon. - Fri. 11:30 am-2:00f as a measure of status." He added "studies seem to be cited as the basis "It's expected that young people for many initiatives... they're using P E. Buffeteria: Mon. -Fri. 9:00 am-3:00p will engage in sex before marriage the studies to illustrate the level of and its acceptable," to the kids and activity of the kids and the need for to a large percentage of society. these kinds of initiatives." November 1,1990 the Meliorist 15

Bluto: I'm the boy in your history class with I will marry the first woman I meet who can Yo, run around Sue: Take mc to Coalhurst, the lonely eyes, please fill my colon. I have Remember, loo many cooks (i.e. too much sing like Joni Mitchell. PRMB or lose me forever! W.G To Al Sullivan: Coffee sounds great, but I help) spoils the broth. lots of money. Squirrel. will buy (employee discount)Thursday Nov PMRB-1 know a girl who can sing like Joe E-in-C: You've proven you can read a 8 1pm at Subway. Call 328-9619 Narjit "Bowl a bit keep fit" Holiday Bowl- Nov. Baloo: who needs a bed? I remember Cocker. Does she count? Heino. dictionary, but you still spelled important 24/9O3:0Opm. Sign up at rec services.... Oh conversation about a "dark" room. Let's wrong. Bluto: How can I love you if you won't come yeah, we fogot Free bowling shoes? start a tradition! PMRB—I know a girl who looks like Joe back to the Lodge? Lover. Lover. Cocker. How about tlut? Who wrote this? I Dear tlfcd: Who is Bluto, and where can I Sisters? Dave: where were you at 10:00. Now I will want to meet her. tlfeJ find him? I have condoms. Hey. you're 6*6 and use the pool to cool miss Blue Rodeo. I'm hurt. The Gal who down? cum spend a night with me and "too Wallet lost fri night at the hallow e'en cab in shoukt've danced. Crisis Girl: Thy secrctous depth woudst be Dear Condom Owner. Rumour has it Bluto short" and get poked. Pdlis. das SUB. Desperately need ID back! purified by mine honour paradoxical—Thy hangs out at the Lodge... and he prefers french REWARD for return 381-8212. Glenn: miss you? kick buttf Nicki. shield. Midknight ticklers. Good Luck, tlfed. Syco Swig Albino: KD w HD b reserved 4 hangovers. R u a "mcatloaf" fan? Blonde Gay + Lesbians on campus. None of us are Commodore64c computer,disk drive,game, We're here, we're queer, we're fabulous. Lusty: Came for dinner, stayed for breakfast: Bubble Bath Buddies. alone, so let's hang out together. Fanatics lots morc!S270call 381-1947 Allan or 345 Get used lo it. Live and let live. I'd like to cum again? Homey. 5433. kirn to live and let live already? TAS: Played a D+D 4 8 years, various Aquarius: Only the nice ones. Ready for Aquarius: If you'll sleep with a schizo, how groups. Dying 4 adventure, any level. Paul - the ex ex-smoker. Nice try, big boy.... U of L Student Body: take note that we are someting a little less tame? The full moon is 'bout a homy old goal? Capricorn. Acceptable? If yes. tlf meeting info.Cybcria. and thanks for the smoke. in the presence of a true renaissance man of cumming. Gemini the 90's. L.H. Yuori: Relax, dude. You should bring Blonde 41: Hint- Mav has a short cut and Fear not—poetry and romance will never Patti: I Love you. Creepy guy with open Rantmastcr Larry D. down to Wendy's for a wears dark aviator glasses, right? Mav. die. What I want lo know is 'when will they WILL: I keep ending up in places where sores. burger. your footprints are etched. No one means legalize marijuana?' Hey Mav, you sound like Tom Cruise. I more to mc. I love U. Your Better Ml. Chautauqua In fo contacts. R.A.Mitchell 380- Fly- Boys have to stay in shape! Check it think I love you. Steve. CDW: My quest for know ledge went too far. 2546 or T Coulson. 327 3549. out! Maverick and Goose What is worse than a non-smoker? Paul- the There are things we were not meant to know! EE: I'm not sure you can be trusted on Please help! RG ex smoker. Young smokers of Canada. Coming soon to blow youaway... The cabaret Crisis girl: Together wc can vanquish all the Sambuca. Convince mc some more. E - in - that time forgot Fri. Nov. 16 The Ski Club evils in the world (especially loneliness). C Help: Anytime you want a nibbtc.GWS To all the girls we'll love in the future: Don *t presents the 16th annual— Nice scorn us because we have fun. The new and The parking of vehicles at this institution E-in-C: Sambuca's not the issue here, it's improved Toxic Twins IFAH. HairbaQ: Want to meet you. I need love Hey, Fry-Boys- can I check it out? Steve. suck s the big moose, wazunga. the Pessimist what you drink it from that is? EE scabs. Steve. Dcvil-in-Disguise: Arcyou naughty or nice? Masculinists unite! Remove sexist male Come and sec the new and unproved Toxic PB: I love you, I need you, and I want to Santa scz "name the time and place" (no Spa2: Get rid of the hairspray and the gcl- bashing dudcltcs from campus? KJ in cons m Twins at the Pub? Get to know us! The Pub spend the rest of my life with you? LPII ps. costume required) H. Claus. you are turning into a pretty hoy. Slim the attic, Jim? name sucks??! I'll still drink there. ask TS, he'll tell you?

Blonde disciple: Karma is only as bad as you Maverick and Goose want to get you Bluto: I wailed in the steam room, but you From the Goal: The real reason I need the RC, CDW: Run you fools, run! - Insane wany it to be. Breath and enjoy life. Guru pumped! Come gel sweaty with us. Blondes never showed up. Sweaty, Lonely Lover. dildo back is so I can give it to Bluto, so he'll One. #1 and #2. Monday al 7pm. stop following mc. For Sale: One small male child. Virgin Canst thou forget that sad. that solemn day, Roommate wanted for January 1991. Rent is birth ready for basting. Offers. Hey Mav and Goose- can I get pumped? when victims at yon altars foot we lay? MC: It's not the size that counts, its good $2 ! 5/month includes utilities, west side. 381- Steve. Poetry a la Toxic Twins. looks and an attitude, the Barbarians. 1758 According to Brueghel—when Icarus fell, it was spring; when we drink, we drink at the Sagitarius: I love the way you crinkle your Wer will was lebigs erkennen und J.B.: I want to sec that mole sometime, I hear Virgil: R U really the 90's Don Juan or just captain's table. Toxic Twins. nose. Cute's not so bad. Gemini beschrciben, muB erst den Deist hcrauscr it's shaped like a tequila worm. The Res a reasonable facsimile? 2 hot lusty women treiben. Goethe or US Foreign Policy? Can ncced to know. Buffy+Marie. Dope will get you thru times of no money, One man- seeks two women looking for Mr. better than money will get you thru times of Right Please define "Mr. Right". I could be Excuse me, but what does Faust have to do Fri Nov 16 a new harder, faster, stronger TAS: Wake up? D+ D is boring and outdated? no dope. Free- wheelin* Franklin. him. with US Foreign policy? a confused tlf version of the Peace Dogz wilt join with Ski Try some Ice someday? Eru. editor. Club to shake the foundations. Air Force CF-1 on final approach. Request Orange "Juice": I heard that you need a new S.W.: Residence must bo very lonely. Do for landing instructions. Any turbulence? gun and holester for top notch. Remember, Patti: Will you marry mc? the Travelling Debate Club meets Wednesdays 5.30pm you miss your mommy ? Geo 1000 c lassmaic. Mav and Goose. make love not war. the Lion. Man. Clubs Room C (SUOIOC) Come out and Look behind you? have fun. Air Force CF-1 - you can land on my runway. Lost: Fundamental Accounting Principles Patti: Can I join you guys? Sieve. Hatchman: Join mc in stopping W.W. If you Steve. Textbook. Big Book w/ blue cover please EEN: It's getting cold at night and my castle don't, we are ail doomed! Try the Elder call 320-1120. No questions Doctor: I'm not a tart. From the one wilh the is empty. I could use a new internal heater. Sign. R-C. Jubal: Your smile is fantastic, and you looked ticklish left knee. A Secret Admirer. great, even with hot pink hair. Let's do it Yes Doma, even now I am recruiting more Mucilaginous: I'm simply not capable of again. The Roman. disciples to aid my quest for world Bluto: Squid. Think about it? (Bluto • the Lodge) + $250 = KY Farts. lying to you. Truth is you '.II always be in my dominance, the Rubber Chicken. can't be solved, too many variables, ttfed heart. Gemini Conny: Who was that couple in yourparent's Goat and Steve: You're lucky you made a bed? Define the word 'libido'. Mr. Mcndcs: You can make a pair of sweats deal with the tl("editor. Wait till I really start Bubba: There's more to life besides b-baJl. Hey Blonde #2! What do you say to you and look sexy. How many others have been bashing. Bluto. really!! Loosen up, iry something new, I making a solo flight? Goose. Bluto- you're an asshole. Can I borrow melted by your eyes? ME maybe w/ a girl, any girL 5200. Royster. Cook: I think you're somebody. Thanx for Hey Goose, can I join your flight plans? Youri: Chill out! You were never this tense the feed. Same to nobody. Somebody Gemini, Aquarius. Capricorn: Watch your Steve. X-ANW: I would never confuse you with a when you worked at Wendy's. step, the Zodiac Killer. cat in heat Your much cuter...but your claws I'd just like to say this is my first lime in tlf. Bam Bam: There's a lonely toothbrush in are as long. E-in-C Gemini: My karma is much better this week. Dr. DM/, gel a life. Student Union events line is now my bathroom, just calling for you. Love, I can not understand you. There is nothing to opcralionnal 329-2292. find out just what Your Stoned Princess. RC:The power gained can never be lost. forgive. No pain, no gain. Mute: We have to drive past Barons en route the hell goes on around here? Keystone almost understood. Help from to ihc North. How many other pit stops To the two blondes (not rclartcd): I'm one To Elvis: A word of advice. Don't dump the Shibniggurath impending. Pnakotic found. Patii: I'd like to lick the back of your knees. should 1 schedule? Love Apt 104 man (attractive is subjective) but not alt men Wendy's warpig. She's better than your ex. Tongue. are subhuman. Reply please. I'll help you dream. Sandman. Blonde # 1: time to go supersonic. Where are you? I have no positive visual sightings from scouting of you. Mav.

Mav. I can give you a visual sighting. Steve.

Club Execs: Your club financial statements arc now overdue. C.C.

Dear Dukes Babe: Button, button—who undid the buttons? Fun, Hey? Love, Duke.

To Mowgli: I love you? Let's run away and forget this circus. My bed is only one wide, but it's two deep. Baloo.

WW: Thanks- pact w/Gugs attained! RC is lost? We must bring "It"to life soon! Do not ttS^fWw^ PMB underestimate RC? CDW + Ghouls mm Dear SU: Please check into Mountain M* Standard Tune. Pissed off Pub Patrons.

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