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"I am into T. M. , " Joe Namath says. To adepts T, M, is the slang expression for transcendental med itatio n . News Caps "It's good for the mind and body for everybody," he tells reporters. ^*:J:*=(c**j|e***Jt=t=****
NEWS CAPS Aristotle Onasis' ex-wife The New York Film Festival was the first woman to direct the Berlin Philharmonic. This extra Athina is dead. Cause, heart Homosexuality, masturbation, this year included several interesting attack. Age, 45. She was' found film s: ordinary feminist story is directed drag parties and transvestism are by Judy Collins and Jill Godmilow. by her maid as she brought her the themes set forth in Lindsay LA PALDMA is the story of a shot breakfast to her room in her Paris Kemp's FLOWERS, a Broadway gun wedding set in Europe in the TIME refers to this film as "lovely home. Athina was living with her 1930's as an Aubrey Beardsley might and urgent. " show of mime and music, third husband Greek Stripping Baron Mick Jagger sent Kemp a boquet have seen it. The style is high -tOK 5(016 :fOt6 9(0(6 5(0(6 9(0|C StavTos Niatchos. of lilies on opening night. The camp and deals with opposites such critics were outraged and fascinated. as reverence and mockery, cruelty ****** **** !(c* Kemp's influence comes from and poignancy. Misfortune continues to plague CELENE AND JUUE GO BOATING the Kennedy family. In MacLean, Jean Genet and Marcel Marceau, Political problems continue to "I don't want to shock people, " is about a magician and librarian Virginia, recently Joan Kennedy who discover an old house in Paris. missed a trafic signal and ran into be familiar: impopular presidential Kemp says. "I want to astonish decisions, new disclosures of graft th e m ." The film is a fantasy dealing with another car which in turn ran into adult reconceptions of childhood another. Over a thousand dollars in high places, an absence of any fsti^T idles# worth of damage was done and exciting presidential candidates, A WOMAN UNDER THE INFLU- Joan, after a breath analysis, was and racial unrest in the public sctiools, MYRON, a sequel to MYRA QLCE depicts the life of a construc charged with drunken driving. tion worker's wife and how she goes BRECKINRIDGE has been written 3(0(6 3(0(6 9(0(6 3(0(6 3(0(6 3(0(6 2(0(6 3(0(6 3(0(6 ****************** by Gore Vidal and published by mad.' The film is by Cassavetes and the woman is played by his Random House. It is 244 pages Inflation continues and recession of hardcore, satiric entertainment w ife, Dame Judith Anderson has turned from tragedy to comedy. On Oct, is openly admitted. Unemployment beginning with Myra's transformation **jMc******=We**>Wt** 23rd, she will appear in a television is a rising fear for many. In an back to Myron, attempt to meet this crisis. President Myron is Myra's opposite. The production of THE CHINESE PRIME Among new films on the market MINISTER. Ford has asked for an additional repressed Myra now struggles to be 13 weeks of unemployment compen free, of course. That's the plot. is ANTONIA: A PORTRAIT OF A WOMAN. It is a documentary about 2(Cl(6 sation for people who have used ul their 39 weeks of eligibility. a woman with an entirely different slant from C assavetes' film. Antonia
WORD OF MOUTH me to continue to campaign and LETTERS for standing together publicly to by Dennis Charles LETTERS: prove that we need each other are able to help ourselves and THE ACME BEER Man '75 Mr. Randy Johnson—Toast of the each other. Contest will probably draw the Town and Residents of the Bay There are seven of us who need greatest collection of man and Area: your help and you may give it by beauty seen in San Francisco for voting Nov. 2, 1974. You have a long time. The first sponsor to No letter has been submitted for my word for all of us, if I may, select a candidate is tlic Boot publication as to my reasons for that no matter who, you our people, or Camp. If you weren't there to see campaigning for the office of elect—we will all work togetiier the selection--just think muscle Empress X. Until the Grand during the coming year and you will and you got it. Anyway—the Duchess Ball last night, I was not have an Empress X with fourteen finals will be on February 1st at certain as to how to explain, most dilligent hands. MOUTH S. L R. Center. You can win a briefly, why I desire this most Dennis Charles modeling contract from Acme. esteemed office. Thank you The contest will be judged by in Prior to the Ball, I explained my "D olli" dependent judges on the grounds reasons in detail and asked permission (Patrick Johnson) of physical appearance and natural from H. L M Frieda IX and Grand ness. Find yourself a sponsor and Duchess Perry I to announce that apply today—Get. Get. Get! ! due to ill health, near exhaustion, Contact D;ive Monroe at Acme Beer. and a lack of funds that seemed necessary to continue my campaign, BI-ShJsUAOTY is l:ecoming quite I wished to withdraw my name from the thing these days. While at among these Empress X candidates. Olympus las week-end, I was stand fN E x T ^ u i"^ ing by the reservation desk and a It was my desire to try and get well and then host those parties and very important man approached the events planned for me, for my co maitre dc and requested reservations candidates honor. At no time did for 20 for Halloween night. After I consider disappearing completely he left the m;iitre de seemed to be from the campaign that we had all too astonished lor a normal reser pledged to make the most exciting vation request so n:iturally I hail to ever. i - ask. None other than the personal As you witnessed, before I could att:iche and ambassador to his Royal finish my statement and explain Highness Crown Prince Sianouk of my intentions, my co-candidates Cambodia. Can you beat it? Only : 1974 in wonderful San I rancisco. and many of the audience shouted NO, that we should all finish to ♦ TMI: NOB la L L d N liM A seem s to gether as we had so honestly worked together thus far—as best we could. ♦ be a membership club now, to every When a com m unity is so loving one's advant;ige. and loyal to its members, that those ♦ in actual competition even donate ♦ A NIW SPECIAL evetit is coming financial support to their rivals as from the Boot Camp. Probably was done to me by Lady La Kish, ♦ even belter than the Jocky Short Lady Doris and the parents of Grand ♦ Contest. Wait and See. Duchess Candidate Robyne St. John, In th e lAGLI. CRF.r-K SALOON and every candidate present: the ♦ hangs a picture of two men, arm Ladies Frau, Leal, and Fat Fairy ♦ in arm. It was taken around the carne to my side to offer help, I turn of I he century. My dear, what assure you, no one could resist ♦ endowments. Needless to say I the desire to serve that community always have lunch at that particilar in any way possible. ♦ table, below where it hangs. (The I take this opportunity to thank ♦ picture that is. ) everyone for asking and allowing cont. on page 10 Many people seem to have a deep rooted feeling they are hold ing out on parents hy not confessing (so to spcnl,) tiiat ihc\ are gay. It's just not sotrtc sin tiiat siiould be aired to openness and tliereby forgiven. Bringing up one's lioniosexuality with visiting parents isn't open, sluit "I'm gay, how was your flight?" It can often entail dis cussion. Will either or both blame tliemselves for causing you to be this way'? Will you dispell their misconceptions regarding homo sexuals and the gay life styles? Oral and anal sex are foregone conclusions. How will they feel about that? Have they ever had sex this way? If so, would you want them to tell you about it or would you prefer they didn't bring it up? D ear Pat,
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S u p p o rt Photo by James Armstrong Your Community view a pleasure to watch. "Singing is like making love . . . it's so real", says Janis. This is an imderstatement compared to PROM the DRESSING the images of Pearl on stage singing her guts out. The fine close-ups of her face, along vdth her contin ually dancing body, bring to life ROOM TIME what Janis was trying to say. Her a cast of nine singers and dancers ana an American tan (appearing face sweats of sincerity and her that are billed as Shirley's "Friends." numerous times, looking like body moves so that you understarxl "I just wanted to get up on stage Streisand). The scenes of Janis that she was alive. and be me, " she said during time with interviewers reveal the person Youth, according to Janis, is coat and boots. Her brother She moved from Arlington High TAIN which was better than some out from a dance routine. And who is the most together. With a looking for a good time and sincerity. Warren was waiting for her. She School and the Washington School of her movie scripts. It has been that's the "ME' we are waiting to beautiful cut from a highly charged Janis continues by saying that sincerity spun around to gain approval of of Ballet (evenings and week ends) published in ten languages. SEE. climas of "Try (Just a Little Bit but I would have preterrea to near to the Broadway Chorus. is rare (Janis had it) and good times her nevv outfit and he joked with In late 1971, she entered the I just hope all her fans can get Harder)" to Dick Cavett (he's so more of her sadness that was so can be had if you are liberated. me and her before they left. She started her legitimate career . political arena. But today she tickets, I know a lot of you clean) introducing Janis, the integral to her singing. Certainly, The Beatty kids ware no'phonies in tlie early fifties in the Broadway Janis came to San Francisco, is back where she began, on the smarties got 'em in advance. audience already knows who's this would have been more inter "the loosest city in the world" and or put-ons. They reacted to you choms lines of "Oklahoma" and stage with her new one-woman, It's been a long time between really "got their shit together. " esting than a German DJ lost in started to have a good time. as they found you. I was sorry the almost forgotten Roger and singing and dancing revue, IF visits, but I couldn't be happier Cavett's show, combined with an incomprehensible sea of terms. when Warren moved over to Hammerstein's "Me and Juliet" By the end of the film one begins THEY COULD SEE ME NOW. that Miss MacLaine has come to Janis' appearance at her high Besides this lack, there are var to feel, especially in the scene of Delmonico's. The hand-out for before joining the cast of "Pajama A lot of actresses it seems who town and of course I'll be with her school class's 10th reunion becom es ious segments in which the sound Game" as understudy for Carol the German concert with people up tips probably became overbeariiig. are out of film work and looking on opening night along with over a magnificent picture window is muffled and distorted. This on stage with Janis, that maybe But when I did run into him around Haney. for that BIG night club money are three thousand other fans. which the viewer is allowed to see problem is by no means a major Three days after the opening Janis was just ahead of her time. town, he always said "hello" first,- doing what does not come naturally. As I said, it's been over a decade how Janis thinks, acts, and feels obstacle to enjoying the film. The Liberation was not as mass produced And now Miss MacLaine is back in Miss Haney broke her ankle and A name, a voice lesson, moving since I saw Miss MacLaine. Last when she's not singing. Shirley replaced her. fact that the music for the most part in the late 60's. our backyard, San Carlos. two feet and learning new lines time I handed her her mail and The film is not without flaws. is live, which is an explanation for A pixie with moxie, she has In best Ruby Keeler fashion she does not a night club act make. checked her out of her suite. One is immediately struck by most of the distorted sound, more became an instant star. played everything from a sexecutive No movie star-in-a-night club- This time we meet I will be part thè primitiveness of filming than compensates ior the sound secretary to innocent doxies. Hollywood film ogre Hal Wallis, act here for Shirley. IF THEY of a press conference, having lunch concerts, compared with today's difficulties. By "I'm not an ingenue and I'm not a who was in the audience, signed COULD SEE ME NOW is more of with a lady who couldn't possibly methods. Granted, this should her to a long term contract after The repetition of the opening character actress—I guess I'm just a musical biography. remember me and who I couldn't in no way be held against a film graphic of the Mercedes Benz in GENE ARCERI a character, " she said a while back. the show. Shirley opens witJi "Remember possibly forget. that is a documentary. A few months later she made her the final montage seemed totally Shirley M acLaine is a Taurus Me, " a career chart which includes By the film's end, due either out of place. Though the montage, (we're compatible) bom in Richmond film debut in Hitchcock's "The the stage, movies, politics and to lack of material or poor editing, Trouble With Harry." with pictures of Janis and her singing Vitginia^24th of April in 1934. meditation. one realizes that we have never "Me and Bobby McGee", works, 'Tis said she was an ugly child The critics did not go wild about IF THEY COULD SEE ME NOW! In "Change Partners" she turns seen too far,beneath the surface the pictures of her Texas past, which who walked like a duckling Harry, but they did go wild about the tide on nostalgia, and in "I'm of Janis. We never hear about she hated so much, are as out of by Gene Arceri To correct this condition she was Shirley, A Person, Too" and "Irma, " Janis' affairs, her drinking, her place as the Mercedes Benz. This sent to dancing school at age two. From there she made twenty- drugs. Shirley turns loose on her "good/ movie will probably not change "My first appearance, " she recalls, eight films and won three Academy There are a few glimmers of her SHIRLEY MACLAINE walked bad girF' charms. people's minds about Janis' music. out of my "real" life ten years 'I tripped over a curtain and the Award nominations. private thoughts, but on the whole The lavish costumes were de However, Janis' character, which one audience laughed. It felt so damn I have kept up with the "reel" we only sense one or two super and ten months ago (Jan. 1, 1964). signed by Jean Louis (enough said) Morgan Ellis discovers in the film, should touch Now, belatedly missing me, she good I nearly did it again." Miss MacLaine, cheering her per ficial aspects of Janis' life. Maybe and Pete Menefee. Music is by everybody, for it shines through has booked herself into the CIRCLE A lanky, gangling adolescent. formances in "Some Came Run Cy Coleman. Choreography and there is no place in such an "up" "Every year I'd pray the boys ning" and "The Children's Hour. " JANIS, the film premiering this and makes the most laborious inter STAR Theatre (Oct. 24-27) to staging are by Alan Johnson. Friday the sixteenth of October at film for Jaids' unsolved problems. would come back to school taller. In early 1970, she w rote her first renew old acquaintance, upon Appearing with Miss MacLaine is They never did." book DON'T FALL OFF THE MOUN the San Francisco International hearing I was in the area. Wc Film Festival, evolves into a fine shall meet again Wednesday, tribute to the late Janis Joplin. October 16th, after all these years. This film, a collection of inter Since then I hifve had her photograph views, rehearsals, and performances with me inscribed: "To Eugene, with Janis, has come to the screen Thank you so much for everything. Always Shirley MacLaine, " in due to the initial efforts of F. R, New York, my flat in London and Crawley. office in San Francisco. Shirley Crawley conceived of making a has been smiling at me for over film about Janis after watching her a decade and I've been smiling captivate and thrill her audiences back. during the Festival Express Train Actually, she was staying at Tour of Canada in 1970. With the Sherry-Netherland Hotel in Janis' spirit as his guiding muse, New York City, while I was Crawley set off to Port Arthur, employed at the front desk. It Texas, Janis' much hated home wasn't a tryst that brought us to town, to seek her parents' approval gether, it was a room reservation. for a film based on Janis as singer And wc weren't quite that intimate; and Janis as a person. Though they she had to check in and pass the reserved the right to stop the release desk, pick up messages and key. of the film, Crawley continued to Then again maybe she wasn't comb the world for footage of Janis aware of me; I had more to go on in action. about her than she about me. "If you can make a film of what Alright, let's face it, we were Janis meant to her fans," says Mrs. not familar, or anything like Joplin, "you can go ahead. " that. We met briefly, shared some This week's premiere indicates conversation, as she walked into that the Joplin's approved of the and out of my life. I did meet her film, a film that shows Janis' Mom and Dad Mr. and Mrs. Beatty, meaning to her fans as well as Janis husband Steve Parker, and brother as a human being. Warren Beatty while they were After three years of searching, guests at the Hotel. Miss MacLaine Crawley uncovered film footage was independently alone and a girl of Janis in Frankfurt, Munich, who knew her way around town. London, Paris, Stockholm, Canada, We did play a scene together in New York, and California. her suite after all. The detective These performances by the late Ms. squad dropped by one evening and Joplin are edited to give us some of asked to speak with Miss MacLaine her most memorable "tunes" (thank privately. Naturally she asked you, Dick Cavett): "Mercedes Benz", why. The reason was there were •'Ball and Chain", "TeU Mama", so many robberies in New York's "kozmic Blues", "Cry Baby", "Try finest hotçls lately in which (Just a Little Kt Harder)"'; " Move mostly movie stars were hit. Over", "Summertime", "Maybe", I could have told the detectives "Piece of My Heart", and "Me to check the staff as most were and Bobby McGee". inside jobs. The crooks were Janis comes across as more than on the premisis working with out. a singer and this film endeavors side contacts. to remind the world that Janis felt She agreed to see the detectives what she sang. The numerous close- providing I came along. ups of her face while singing dem I was dressed in a tuxedo, the onstrates the drama involved with ■ acting manager's uniform, for our each of her songs. scene. The audience is allowed to see Once inside her suite, they a rehearsal of "Summertime", proceeded to caution her on how during which she expounds on the to avoid a big jewel heist of her injustices of show business, sings hard-earned gems. She listened her soul out in a studio recording good-humoredly, and matter-of- room, and detaches herself from factly assured the officers that the reviewing of a tape to bubble what she had with her wouldn't on her own insouciant manner. interest any self respecting thief. The vibrations emitted by Pearl Furthermore, unlike the Gabors or in all the discovered miles of Lit Taylor, diamonds were not her footage are kept alive by the fine best friends. editing of Howard Aik and Seaton Sitting next to her, enjoying her Findlay. disarming manner and tiic smiles With a sigh of relief, the editors when she turned to look at me, have avoided a melodramatic film made me aware of the girl I would that sobs, 'Janis, we miss you!' increasingly admire over tlie years Never does the audience see inter to com e. views with her classmates, fellow After that she seemed fHendlier performers, or relatives. The only and warmer, stopping by the desk, interviews in the film are with dropping off a coke or waving from Janis, one German DJ unable to a distance. say exactly what Pearl represents, Janis Joplin is the posthumous star of Universal's "Janis" a motion picture that gives the late singer the last word One evening she came out of tlie à another German in the same quandry. on her music, philosophy, and controversial lifest^'le. Universal's ’Janis" was produced by Crawley Films, and elevator in a new black leather directed and edited by Howard Aik and Seaton Findlay. The cinematic portrait of the rod star in Tecluiicolor fea Shirley Maclaine for "My Geisha" tures the Joplin hands and more than fourteen numbers sung by Ms. Joplin. F. R. Crawley is executive producer of "lanis Hollywood for a shower with friends, Sunday with a much deserved vegetables and potatoes you can water and cover with plastic wrap unpacked and repacked and went brunch given by Honey, Missy also make a quick and easy béar back to the hotel to be greeted by and Alan to the cast of San Diego, until ready to serve. This will keep naise sauce. Buy a can of Aunt it fresh and crisp. Honey Carolina, Miss, Cal, Ron, S. F., L.A., Vancouver, Portland, Your main course will consist of Penny's hollandaise sauce. Chop and lushed into the buses for Seattle and just all up and down^ the following: Butterball Steak up about 3 tablespoons of green KISH Disneyland, for a whirl of machinery, the West Coast, at the Holiday Roast with Béarnaise Sauce, Tomatoes onion tops. In a small frying pan eatery. House of Horror, pirates, Inn. Then onwards to rehearsal at Florentine, Parsley Roast Potatoes. or saucepan put the chopped green swirls, on and on, rushed back to the Hyatt Regency. Time to tear onion tops, 2 tablespoons of tana- SCOOP . . . Congratulations to the hotel, revamped our faces, ar into the tape, glue factory, and In the afternoon cook some fresl: spin both Miss G Alan of L.A. in be spinich in a covered pan with very gon, and 1/4 cup of wlüte vinegar. rived by Limo into the area for onward to higher heights, the Cook over low heat until the coming Empress and Emperor. L, A. voting. All San Francisco looking, sleepless nights, the arranging of little water (about 2 or 3 tablespoons should be extremely proud to have is enough). When it is done add a vinegar is almost all evaporated. L,A. greeting, San Diego Emperor the Carriage Trade Flowers by. Add the canned hollandaise and these two very well liked oeoole as Ed, Emperor Ed of Colorado with everyone to make a 9' boa to be little cream or 1/2 and 1/2, salt and leaders for their gay society. They presented to Honey on stage before pepper and some soft butter and flower stir until mixed. Just before Melva, Dolly and Dqps looking have been and will be hard workers the gas bomb by San Fernando. which you previously mixed together. serving dinner re-heat tliis beamaise heaven. Empress Frieda and for this year and for the future. Emperor Cramer with Entourage of Love those kiddies much. Daisy This will tliicken the cream and sauce and put in a side dish to be San Francisco and 1 wish them both going out of her mind. The halls spinich into them. Place aside and spooned over your sliced roast. millions. Honey Carolina and John of the hotel jumping and screaming save until later. Boil 4 new potatoes the very best. We love and admire Let's say you've invited your looking sooo beautiful and great with personalities in whatever gear (tlie little red ones) until they are you greatly. . . Anofher great guest for 7:30 and you are planning with pets, medals. Emperor they had the nerve to wear. Is that not quite soft all the way through. night was held at the Bellevue Hotel on serving diimer at 8:30. He Kenny K.Y., Vannessa, Lola, and red dress late without my shoes??? Cool them, peel and slice about with the election of Gene Carter as arrives at 7:30 and you serve him scores of beautiful people, all Lower those lights please, Emma! 1/4 inch tliick. Put in a buttered his first cocktail. At 8:00 when Grand Duchess n. Neither Lee wonderful to see, parading with tons Raymond 'not Robbin St. John lost, On stage S. L R. Hector! That baking disli, brusli with melted you are fixing his second cocktail of flowers reaching iJie high ceiling. grandmother lace is beautiful, but gained in so many respects in butter, sprinkle with salt, pepper you also sear the roast and put it Such wonderful company of Rimma, Dolly! the eyes of the public. These three and chopped parsley. Place aside. in the oven. You rejoin your guest. Lylah Clairi, Susy Parker, Jason This is a mad SCOOP . . . Go to a good butcher and purchase After 15 minutes you excuse yourr will be wonderful together. I, Beverly Hills Frank, and Curt via woud you believe that Mr. Marcus oven to 550 degrees. Sear the roast self and put the potatoes and toma among man, wish you the best. airport in tux in time for a dress is to be your day tim e waiter from Well, here comes a quiet Hayworth on all sides in a frying pan on top toes in the oven and put the beamaise change into tight jumpsuits and Monday thru Friday at the '•‘P. S, ? of the stove about 30 minutes before sauce over a very low flame. At weekend with fifteen babbling per caftans. Insane show at the 49'er Stunning for all of us. Ex-Emperor 1 sonalities seeking revenge on L. A. you want to eat. Then place it on 8:30 you slice the roast, arrange for a "This is Your Life Honey handles hot dishes as well as ????? a rack in a flat pan. Turn your your plates, put them, the salads Along with 800 pieces of matching Carolina" with a cast of thousands, luggage, 25 wig boxes with small It's always good to see friends of oven down to 350 degrees and put and the beamaise sauce on the great success with Crystal, Voo-Doo, the past like Jane Doe stay married boxes of booooze for those not in the roast in. After 15 minutes put in table. Voila! A beautiful dinner Jimmy Quinn, Miss, Denny of the to him. You don't need the bars. and you haven't been away from retirement: not to mention the tons BODY TALK your potatoes and tomatoes. Ramrtxl, just everyone who's in Robin of the jailbird status is really In the afternoon while doing your your guest more than 5 or 10 minutes. of flowers to be placed wherever the 400 Registry of ???????????? blossoms could, a driver already a very nice person. by A pollo vegetables and potatoes you can asking for relief, much ribbon, Then onward to the River Boat and Thank you Quarry and its staff also make a quick and easy béar fingers, lai:ghter, smoking, nipping, Grieff's with Kenny K. Y ., Frank, for the very wonderfully presented Some people are primarily naise sauce. Buy a can of Aunt Penny's complete chaos and pn our way by Lee and much whaling, dancing party given for La Kish with so many interested in building up their 9, Running over people to get out and mad beautiful movie people, fine people having a ball with the legs. However, there are certain of San Francisco and on the free every minute taken up and of chili beans (Where's mine?). areas that are very difficult to de way with a limosine attached, fly course no sleep, but plenty of Herman of the Magic Hands was velop, namely the area between the ing at a slow 90 with many games, help. Much pictures taken of glamor on hand with the Committee. calves and aníde. food and just hysterical madness, in limosine with jewelled back Randy Johnson M. C. 'd along with With some people this is known we arrived much tooo early at the drops. Paul Hesse is excellent La Jason, R, Hickle, Tony and as "the high calf. " Improvement Figueroa Hotel. Rushed to West (Chuck B), so much chicken for scores of others. Curt and Kenny is possible, although it sometinT’s dinner. Tear face and body for both on hand. You should have requires considerable persistence seen the levi and lust contest. It to bring it about. For example, was rather difficult to pick the after you have done your squats, exact buns for the ocassion with plus your raise-up-on-toes, try Levi U l and her two Beverly Hills to stretch the sole muscle that or was it San Diego Twins, both on lies under the gastrocnemius by hand with their R. Hayworth T-Shirts placing your toes upon a board nftw the_ to wreck La Kish. The Empress can one-and-a-half-to-two inches In didates, Dolli, Doris, Frau, Fat ■ high while keeping your heels in Fairy, were on hand to help yours contact with the floor. Hold this truly in making the evening well position with legs locked at the attended. Thank you all. The knees and lean slightly forward c l o s i n g OCT.20tli. Come join us Halloween, Oct. 31 many that I didn't mention. You until you feel a strong pull in the SHOWROOM know I do remember Randy H ., calves. Hold the position for ten Emp>eror Bob m . Emperor Ed from seconds or so . . . relax and re Colorado, Curt, Curt, Curt, my peat. Do this several times or F ^ i f n loins ache for lust of threads; until your whole lower leg is fully . A W O T H 6 R 1 Herman, the tape—Herman tired. If you do this two or three Herman where are the Herman, times a week you will obtain where is Darimus??? Where did sufficient improvement in this all that rice come from, Bobby, area to justify the amount of tim e in sat* fr«anci«eo c. ' on the Quarry's floor? effort you put into it. Again, I New Bell throws party for Dolli, will not pretend that response in mr. morcy richards ^ * 4 Empress candidate for No. X __ this area is simple. It isn't. I sincerely hope that Dowager But with persistence it will improve. \.OtO presents in the show loung Maxine gets well soon so she can Keep in mind that the squatting hop and dance around town. We movement also helps to react upon can't have ill Ex-Empresses in red the calves, particularly if you do starring Servie Oee & Jimmy dresses. Get well soon! We miss this exercise on your toes. How ;that laughter . . .1 have seen ever, the exercise I mentioned GL€HM €LLIOTTmc Tacky Tacky Ruth sober many, above, for stretching the sole many times . . . All floral arrange group, whose muscle is responsible ments were done by none other for roundness in the lower calf, than Michael of the fabulous is the best way to improve the S show s nîgt'tly Carriage Trade with an abundance area between the calves and the Sylvester, Genie Dee, Patrick, .of many, many little tickling ankles. hands. Remember when it takes time to make one feel especially Always Superb Dinners good, go to the Carriage Trade Monday-S u ïd a y 7 :0 0 - - v o o and YOU. and the job will be done correctly. Thank you, Michael for that 9' Reservations 788-3365 boa. H eaven, LOVE . . . BUSSES WELCOME YOU'VE JUST met liim. You think it might be love or at least *«*8*« w « pick B m i «Ml C o « » « a heavy case of "like." In an impetuous moment you've invited him to dinner at your apartment. COMPLIMENTARY CHAMPAONE TO OUR PR,ENDS ON BUSSES Now it suddenly dawns on you that you want to make a good impression and you don't know what to cook! DANCE Well, don't worry. It can be a fun and rewarding experience foi you lo after create an intimate dinner lor two. You'll not only impress him, you oaoaret Cash Prize may even impress yourself with your O O own creativity. Try the following HALL menu. It's designed to give you video of you maximum time OUT of the kitchen San Francisco Clinic so you can devote the majority of 250 Fourth Street ye>ur time to HIM. The trick is to Dance to the Latest Hits Venereal Disease Examination do as much as possible before your S ; ? Nov. 5. in th. I guest arrives. Naturally you will Iiave the table set, including a with the Hottest Guys in Town rasarvatlons 788-3365 GOOD SEA TS call now. Free — Confidential bowl or vase of fresh flowers along with candles. Mon., Thurs. 9:30 ■ 6:00 Tear the lettuce, wedge the Join us fora Fun trophies on displa y Tues., Wed., Fri.^:00 - 4:00 tomato, cut the cucumber and ■ arrange them on two plates and Doors open at 6:00 - Dinners at 7:00 Telephone: 55B-3804 place in the refrigerator to chill. Hailoween Night, Oct. 31 Add the salad dressing just before "Just a step off placing on the table. Don't put the Miracle Mile" the dressing on earlier or the lettuce 936 Montgomery will wilt. It's not a bad idea to sprinkle your salad with a little WE'VE CUT TRUCK OFF INFLATION T M E GOOO OV STILL 1973 PRICES ! 2 4 lxr. OCKTAILS Foisom PRison RESTAURANT 1898 FOLSOM ST. (at 15 th St.) COME MEFT YOUR FRIDŒ>S! BEER BO<^ DRINKS 75c U T H S MARKCr PH. 861-1266 » 2 9 8 6 *» ST ' C en m r of Iblsom 1$ 6tli St. Plus T h e G r e a t R ip - o f f PRESENTS O CT. 18-24 B ojan gl e m p re ss ca n d id a te ■ (G17) SOCIAL nOOM NOW O fW I SOUL - Ellis & Larkin night Tues.Oct.24 9:30pm Host &M.C.-Mark Calhoun hAllowcen ^ SUN TUES .WED- PLUS ♦m TURQUOISE JEWLEPy GIVEN AWAy Sun. Oct.29 lOom Ld "Lavender Troubadour" to be SPECiaL P A R T Y for FAT FA IR Y 21 22 presented at San Francisco State. CaU 585-7174 Empress Candidale M .C. VOO DOO — Drawings for Door Prires
Q Shadow Fox at the EH Meet thè Candidates 8 PM O Alice Stuart at the □ R L'w Soul at the Reserection Q Scary Good at the Woods Reserection JohnForan, Geo Moscone, etc. Reserection lD Lavendar "U" jogging n The Valley Boys at the Woods □ Empress Frieda's Birtliday ^ v e r Hall 3543 18th St. □ Sweet Chariot at tlie Woods Q C.D. I, Date at Minskis Party at 1001 Nights Ocean Beach. Meet in Great Q Stoneground at Winterland n Gay Students Coalition Highway Parking Lot ED Yazoo at thè Woods Meeting, "Civil Liberties, Gay ED Party for Fat Fairy at thè Perspective." Call 441-8889 D Round-up's Empress New Bell Candidate night O Empress candidate night for La Kisli at the New Bell KALENOUt OFBCE teoOMariiBtSt. e C b M tñ á
rmmnmm EVERY FRIDAY EVERY SATURDAY tVERY SinmAY EVERY MONDAY EVERY TUESDAY EVERY WEDNESDAY EVERY THURSDAY O Sunday», Bartenders Night, SOi Bartenders nite with special drink prices well drinks, Playpen (see map T./9am-5pm call in to list or find an . Leather and Western Night at lOam-9pm Body Building, A ^dUo' s T em p le 09am -5pm call in to list or find an apartment at tlie New Round Up lixtlng) apartment to rent or sitare, Emmaus O $100.00 Give away nice at the Round Up Folsom Prison. 89am-5pm call in to list or find an apartment to rent or share. Emmaus, 863-248U O liam MCC Service, 863-2480 to reot or share. Emmaus. 863-7480 ;^'8pm Cay !students Coalition meets Buddy Night at Ritch Street, 2 Fridays 8 pm Conversation O 12 - 4 ptn. Brunch at Bradley's Comer. Lone Mountain Colleye, 2SOO Xurk. 0 9pm Free Oriental Buffet, Sanctuary for $6. C O 10:30 am Open Rap Session at Golden Cate Croup at S. 1, R. '■^Ipm, M.C.C. Service, 23td C Capp. lOpm Co Co Boys at the Fnd Up ' j Buddy Night at Ritch Street, 2 for S6 O7pm CPU Meeting, Clubhouse, Stanford Cay Liberation Mouse, 934 Page, 25< Beer N ight, S cott's 321-2300 ex 2953 ’ 10 pm - 2 am, Barechest Night 9:30pm Community .Meeting, Gay Me.m It Round Up - All Drinks 1/2 price. OBninci» a» Badlands' VI to 3 O 11 pm. Masters G Slaves Auction ■“'7 - 11 pm, Chicken-in-a-basKct 07:30 MCC Midweek Service, 23rd C Capp Mens Rap, 1st Baptist Church, Haste C O "Ramrod now open 4 pm - 2 am" O Spni Oancins starts at the MindShaft Folsom Prison. 1. B. 's House. $1. SO. 28S-03‘»2 7pm MCC Church Social, 23rd b Capp Dara. 6«*Aclev 7:30-10:30 $ 1 Chicken by Magnolia. JB's 7:30 CPU open steering gruu)' meeting, Sianforc LT K) pm Go Co boys at the Lod Up SIR Night, bt Wed--menibersliip meeting, O Sundays 8 pm Psych. Rap with "ròimpod now open 4 pm - 2 am" Spm Psychodrama, CPU, at 401 Florence, 7pm Women's Basketball, Lverett Junior Martin Stowe at S. I. R. 321-2300, c% 2P53 2nd G 4th--Board Meeting, 3rd--open meet, 0 STEPHEN BAFFREY and FINE ARTS DEVELOPMENT 7pm Women’s meeting, CPU, 321-23UU ex^9aa call 781-1570 for detaib 8 or 8;30 r»m P alo Alto. 328-6137 . High School, 16th and Clurch sts. Fe.itiiftf movie at SOS pm at tin Round U|' 7:30 Drag Rap, Helping H.ands, 22S Turk b:30Cay Alcoholics, Congregational Oiurch. Spm Cay Alcoholics, Congregational CImreh. .^.'7-10 Spaghetti Pinner, Bradley's ~ 7pin-2am Discotcqiic, Naked Crape alse* a oideken dinner at 7:30 9 pm, Drop in Artists at the Post G Mason Streets Post C Maso.n Streets . >7:30-10: TO S1. si) Chicken by Magnolia, fR's C. 6 - b p n C o ck tail haiir at ihi- Pcndtili’m C om er G rocery Bar. 8:30 Beginning Body Building, Apollo's O 8pm DiscuMten Croup at SIR, one of the • Broadway’s One and Only " IhilU t .U BtH't C .iir.p S PM ' Spm knitting, m acram é, CTSSclieting classes. Temple--Frec C om er C rocer\- Bar - 8pm F.tst Bay Cay Night .it Bishop'^ Coffe House 0 8 pm, AA Meeting, Helpiirg most long-lived gay activities in SF, t 7:30 Radical Rap .at Hi'lping Hands, ' 8pm Psych Rap w Martin Stow, SIR, S3 6th St 1437 Harrison, O a k la ^ , 893-1019 Hands, 225 Turk. "Ramrod now open 4 pm - 2 am” S3 6th Sue«! -- 7HI-IS70 ^ 225 T'urk st. * In Concert Fre«* vegot.inan Spaghetti Feed, Sanctuary OBpm Dancing and Open House at SIR, O spm G.»v Alcoholics, 2121 Pine, basemem L.'8;30 Beginning Body Building Free, Aj>ollo’$ Nightly Cocktail Hour 5 - 7 pm O 8:30 Cay Alcoholics, Congregational Church of the Advent 83 6th Street O8pn> Pool Tournament. Scott’s, lO Sanchez ‘'pm Mind SPiatt D ancing w D( T em olo ' 10 pm Go G o Boys a t th e End Up 504 well drinks. Playpen 0 9 pm - 2 am, Barechest Night at .. Dining at Brigliion Express, ask for Bill All da\ Sl.St) admission to tnem- O Nightly Cocktail Hour 5 - 7 pm O 2 pm, Drop in .irtists at the Come- Boot Camp - Beer 254, Well drinks Lloyd bers of gay organ, with member 504. 504 well drinks. Playpen Grocery Bar. card, Sutro Batí». Leather and Western Night, holsom Prison 8pm Lesbi.-in drop in, upstairs, BisliopS, 9 pni, Entire operas played at the 1437 Harrison, O akland, d ^ -1 0 l9 Free Dance contest, cash prizes Comer Grocery Bar. tt ^ "Ramrod now open 4 pm - 2 am" a t th e End Up. Spni t "Ramrod now open 4 pm - 2 am" O s pm. Drag Rap, Helping Hands, || O 8:30 Spaghetti dinner at the Sitid larvi Jacket nite with special prices for tlvse LET PEOPLE KNOW W HAT YOU HAVE 7pm Cay Mens Rap, 1st Baptist Churen, Si.(x> OTrading Post Sliops open at 10 AM in [evi jackets at the New Round Up || PLANNED------SEND YOUR EVENTS TO RE Haste G Dana, Berkeley Fleer bust am) free hot dogs, Mapri>’ Hour a t lOOl N ights LISTED IN THIS KALENDAR f j 8 pm, Bingo Benefit, Helping Folsom Prison. 4pm KJ-I2 AM, 4-6 P.M, l2-2z\M every ' All day Sl.50 admission to mem Hands, 225 Turk. O P re f T ube Si>:ak Sam lw icn (T h at's day bers of gay organ, with member F4ot Dog, Sutro Batlts. card, Sutro Baths. O Nightly Cocktail Hour 5 - 7 pm 504 well drinks. Playpen
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Tka Km t M and charitable causes and stiU retain enough perspective and humor to end his reign with sanity are learning to respect you^n^ intact, we will have done the city photoCfRAphy By .K\m es ARm stRonc, and ourselves a service. If we don't your intent. One candidate felt vote, or equally as bad, vote care compelled to gracefully withdraw © y F f ' s lessly, we can't bitch about the because of strain and lack of funds (To better serve you I state of the office or the person and couldn't even finish her state who holds it next year. OCKSment before La Kish began what © became a parade of all candidates In coming issues we will be ex for all offices. These "rival" ploring the early history of the office candidates rushed to make personal and some of its more interesting campaign gifts saying: "We started Becca Copy Center highlights from the last ten years. this together—we're all tired and I'll submit some interviews with yes, money is scarce—BUT WE n M the dowager Empresses and this WILL FINISH TOGETHER!" 276 GOLDEN GATE year's candidates as well, Tliis ‘ Laugh at their dr:ig if you must time, however, I'd like to address but there are some incredible the group of candidates as a whole heads and hearts under those wigs 771-7570 771-7571 (or as the Mouse might say: "Hi and gowns. We'll meet them all whole."). Your show of unity at next issue. Until then, stop by f ^ the Duchess's Ball was a beautiful the C orner Grocery Bar in the example of why a lot more people Village if you'd like to contribute "A person who is carried, kicking any information or anecdotes. :FR0M THE SAME and screaming, into adulthood at m ORIGINAL 4 A A H the end of her reign." "Our good will ambassador." "Someone for whom being Queen For A Day is not enough. " S ig jp o r t "Official hostess, figure-head. The older crowd's darling. A farce. > le j iW— M M ttto netta e< K tltan- fbur donwnunify My friend." -nMAU tohoK r t w m - B6RS ICOPIESI Empresses are not always appreciated or understood. As long and as closely 1». lUd MornM ttCatt (U) as I've worked with one of this year's a. 72 BMf 4. 31S )m m 4 7 4 .M 7 candidates, I'm still at a loss to give 2. S67 Sttttt 7B1.5M9 3. W t 1 45 r m i $t. 474-4331 a definitive explanation to the curious. U. UttACoM 134 673-2040 I don't believe anyone ever really M. TIm 9M d Ra 499 O T m v U 441-9623 jU) believed or intended that all factions ■ $ a s o I in this divergent community would rally behind an Empress. True, it's an embarrassing absurdity when a B A tilf IIH dress makes a man take himself too * XEROX COPYING seriously. True, the title is owned Books and promoted by Tavem Guild, 2S. U a m Book S U * Z» Jota 771.^133 (U) tliereby exposing the office to attacks (usually unwarranted) about commer 46. Tom Kal 191 ''lU 421-0250 (C19) * BUSINESS CARDS cial packaging and profiting. True, 49. A d a s Thaatra 726 ^ SU 964-9031 (Cli) some Empresses and aspirants have 47, Nob W 1 72S ittt 791-9469 (C19) allowed the office to be tarnished by their own ego-tripping. But however FasHlon-Ad Dmsign * RUBBER STAMPS you may feel about the man or the office, you must admit that it's all rmsc. •Commmrclal harmless. No one can impose the Empress on you, she can't harm you 340 )< m m 775-9644 (CB) « MAIL BOX RENTALS and the office DOES have (in the 7S. Nani. Roia-A-Bobi 791-1570