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Thursday Snow showers High in the upper 20s
• SGA • HISTORICAL AMNESIA Election rules limited Students ignorant ByAm,Baker be a polling place March 2. School" this weekend. Reporur School of Medicine students Robert W. Painter, a writer of famous people will vote by absentee ballots forThe Statesman, was present The Student Government As sent by SGA through campus at the meeting as a representa sociation tightened campaign mail. Smith Hall will not be a tive of the paper. He said the By Heather Peal and clure, Miltonjunior, said, "No I don't know who he is, but the ing rules for March elections voting site as in the past. school will help improve the Robert Taylor The Campaign Magistracy quality of the newspaper. Reporters name sounds familiar." by creating a new council to The question with the most find and report violations and Council was created to find an • HIGHER EDUCATION PERSONNEL In the eye of the beholder Opinion: Raises shouldn't reflect on student's pockets By Jedd T. Flowers Reporur "We're a poorly managed state." Students, faculty and staff say they are generally support Marsha Napier ive of pay increases for higher AIM president education personnel, but most say they dislike the idea of using tuition hikes and job the legislative agenda," Bill eliminations to fund them. Shonda}, director of purchas Those are possibilities, ac ing, said. -rhe governor and cor .,_.Cllrle Koenig In a telephone interview, the per albums: TH E PART HEN ON 2 THURSDAY FEB • 1 O, 1 9 9 4 This & that Donald Trump says Marla Is the key to his flnanclal success 'Schindler's List' captures NEW YORK (AP) Donald Trump considers his marriage to Marla Maples a 12 Oscar nominations key to his financial come BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. CAP)- "Schlndler's List," Steven back. Spielberg's searing Holocaust drama, captured a leading 12 Vanity Fair reports that Trump, who is on the verge of nominations today for the 88th Academy Awards, Including best erasing bis debt by taking bis picture and director. casinos public, felt he could "The Plano" and uThe Remains of the Day" eamed eight no longer afford the stigma of nominations each, Including best picture. The other best pic being seen as an unfaithful ture nominees were uThe Fugitive" and u1n The Name of The husband and the father of an Father." illegitimate child. "There's a level of brutality Best actor nominees were Daniel Day-Lewis for "In The Name in boxing," Trump said of bis of The Father," Laurence Flshbume In "What's Love Got to Do marital and financial With It," Tom Hanks In uphlladelphla,11 Anthony Hopkins In "The troubles in the magazine's Remains of the Day" and Liam Neeson In uschlndler'a Ust." March issue. "It's hard to The actress nominations were Angela Bassett in "What's Love take 300 punches in the face Got to Do With It," Stockard Channing In us1x Degrees of Sepa and come back for another round.• ration," Holly Hunter In "The Plano," Emma Thompson In "The According to the article, Remains-of the Day" and Debra Winger I~ uShadowlanda." "bruising'' negotiations ended Jane Campion became only the second woman to be nomi with Marla signing a pre nated for best director for "The Plano. 11 In addition to Spielberg, nuptial agreement that she faces Jim Sheridan for "In The Name of The Father," James expires in five years. Uniden Ivory for "The Remains of the Day" and Robert Altman for tified sources said she had wanted $25 million in the "Short Cuts." event of a divorce. Miss Thompson and Miu Hunter were each nominated for supporting actress, the first time In academy history two per Vicki Lawrence formers have received two nominations In the same year. shows off fake .,oobs Miss Hunter was nominated In the supporting category for uThe Firm" and Miss Thompson for u1n The Name of The Fa . LOS ANGELES (AP) - ther." Also nominated were Anna Paquin for "The Plano," Rosie But they weren't even real! Perez In "Fearless" and Winona Ryder In uThe ~ of Inno Vicki Lawrence can't under cence.•• stand why some television Leonardo DiCaprio was nominated for best supporting actor stations balked at her baring 11 a pair of plastic breasts. for \Yhat's Eating Gilbert Grape," Joining Ralph Flennea In 11 Lawrence said 25 stations uSchlndler'a List," Tommy Lee Jones In The Fugitive," John refused to air "Vicki!" on Malkovlch In u1n the Une of Fire" and Pete Postlethwaite In u1n Tuesday and numerous The Name of The Father." others edited it or cut away early after actress Sally Kirkland, a guest, stripped down to a red teddy, then "Vicki!" premiered in similarity is in the choruses is not unique or original to invited Lawrence to do the August and is syndicated in of the songs," said Denver either Ms. Cartier or Mr. same. more than 160 markets. musician Kris Farria. "And Jackson: said Gabriel. "I opened my jacket and I the most obvious similarity is Farris agreed. Don't mesa with the use of the word 'danger had on a pair of those fake Men appear plastic boobs,• Lawrence Jackson's lawyers· ous... to said. Jackson lawyer Rick In 'swimsuit edition' DENVER (AP)-It's booed its swimsuit issue Lawrence, the featured dangerous to play with ... Gabriel challenged each NEW YORK (AP)-Kathy . player on -rile Carol Burnett likeness Farris cited between Tuesday at• gathering of Michael Jackson's lawyen. Ireland, Blle Macpherson and some of the models who Show" in the 19601 and the two songs, including the Jackson's lawyers on Rachel Hunter will be the 30th edition of 1970s, said she didn't under• drumbeat, key and theme of posed for the Tuesday gave a blistering fint troika on the cover of the magazine's hardy peren• stand why the stations found dangerous love. cross-examination of an Sports Illustrated'a swimsuit nial. that offensive. "Are you aware, sir, there ·· expert witness in the copy issue. Another first•will be the "It's not like I sat on them are oyer 200 sonp copy right trial in which The 1994 edition, dated appearance ofmen ~ five or chewed them or ate them," righted aince the.mid•l930s songwriter Crystal Cartier Feb. 14 and appearing today, members ofthe U.S. national · she p~-rhey were in -under the title;'Dangerous?' • ' accuses Jackson of stealing will be the first with three water polo team -in the jhe anJtomically correct . · he asked. Farris said he hi1 1992 hit "Dangero\is" cover girls, each in a black , layout. pouaop; They looked perky from her. · wasn't. bikini . and cute.• "I think the most important 'The concept mdangerous Sports Illustrated bally- , ... You'll ind t e·perfect valentine in·a heartbeat. ~ ii~ ©l ft mi filID. MCSICAL CARD IB® ® Ik ~ ii ® rr ce $395 1949 Fifth Avenue .., . 529-BOOK S/10E!IO)C GREET! tJG5 A .f,;.., lift&. .l;v:, ;o,, -f .,~) • or THE PARTHENON 3 THURSDAY, FEB. 10, 1994 Health plan could raise deficit Republicans claim CBO report delivers knock-out blow WASHINGI'ON (AP)-Republicans helped Clinton "be honest" and "made claim the Congressional Budget Office Democrats countered Republican it possible for us to have a real debate delivered a knock-out blow against the claims by saying the CBO report shows on the solution.' Clinton health plan by saying it would House Republican Whip Newt worsen the deficit. that the Clinton plan can really cover Gingrich declared the CBO report made But Democrats said the CBO report all Americans and still cut medical Clinton's plan "dead on arrival" and shows the White House plan really can bills. said the House should get on with writ cover everybody and still cut medical ing its own bipartisan bill. bills in the long run. that when the smoke clears, the CBO's The CBO said the premiums in The bearer of the news, CBO Direc 81-page analysis will be seen as "a solid Clinton's plan would cost 15 percent tor Robert D. Reischauer, cautioned · vote of confidence in the more than the White House estimated. against reading too much into his administration's plan. The plan is sound In addition, subsidies for employers agency's calculation that Clinton's plan economically. The numbers add up." would cost $58 billion in 2000 alone, or would drive the deficit up by $126 bil Alice T. Rivlin, the White House $25 billion more than t he lion between 1995 and 2004. deputy budget director and herself a administration's figure. It would also trim the nation's medi former CBO director, said the report It also predicted that more low-wage cal bills by one-third of$1 trillion over "validates the most important aspect of workers would qualify for the promised the next decade, Reischauer told the the Health Security Act"; namely, that subsidies. House Ways and Means Committee on everyone can be covered while "reduc But Reischauer said businesses Tuesday. He was repeating his perfor ingthe rate ofgrowth ofnational health would pay $90 billion less for health mance Wednesday before the Senate spending and bringing down future fed care in 2004 under the Clinton plan. Finance Committee. eral deficits." Health alliances would collect and But by resisting White House argu Rep. Pete Stark, D-Calif., chairman distribute $585 billion in premiums in ments to keep most ofthe costs plan off' of the House Ways and Means health 2000, the CBO said, and almost $750 budget, the CBO director became an subcommittee, said, "If you hated the billion by 2004. instanthero to Republicans. That gives plan before, you still hate it. If you The CBO said the Clinton program them an opening to label as taxes the loved the plan, you still love it." belongs in the federal budget because insurance premiums that employers Stark said the president's goals are "it establishes both a federal entitle would pay, and to claim Clinton is call right but the bill is "poorly drawn." ment to health benefits and a system of ing for a huge tax increase. "Now it's up to us to legislate," Stark mandatory payments to finance those Rep. Dick Armey, R-Texas, chair said. "We've got to come up with a five benefits." man of the House Republican Confer year plan that does not destroy the The White House said its plan in ence, hailed the CBO report •a victory budget." cludes a cap on how much the govern for good government and honest book Rep. Jim McDermott, D-W ash., chief ment would pay in subsidies. But the keeping." sponsor of a Canadian-style plan that CBO, after looking at it closely, said But Sen. Edward Kennedy, D-Mass., would have the government pay most those caps "would not be legally bind a major voice on health matters, said medical bills with taxes, said the CBO ing." Lifelong pursuit of a gold medal could end with USOC decison NATO debates HardinQ to face Olympic Committee military action IJLLEHAMMER, Norway (AP) - sponse." BRUSSEI.S,Belgium(AP)-AU.S. Tonya Harding's lifelong pursuit of a "!'hey want to talk to Tonya," USOC French plan to order Bosnian Serbs to figure skating gold medal could end executive director Harvey Schiller said. end their siege of Sarajevo within a next week at an Oslo airport hotel, 110 "I think i~s a ~esponse that is required week to 10 days or face air strikes miles shy ofthe Olympic town and one ' · bythe grounds surrounding the attack received broadvy guns from within 13 week short. ' on Nancy Kerrigan." · miles of downtown Sarajevo. If they The U .S. Olympic Committee, The inquiry wil~ deal more with didn't comply r NATO would carry out troubled by' Harding's links to the "sportsmanship and fair play aspects the strikes. . , , N~cy Ken:igan assault, called a spe- rather than erimin~ culpability," he "I heard nobody spe~ against the cial hearing for next Tuesc}ay to decide said. - · . proposal for a fixed deadline," a sen,ior whethertobartheU.S.cbampionfrom In Portland, Ore. ., Harding's attqr- NATO diplomat told reportenduring a break in the discussions. the Winier Games. r ney, Bob Weaver, said he waa review- lffiardingisbanned,heronlycbance ing the l]SOC's hearing notice. Canada remairied concerned about ofcompeting in Ltllehammer would be John Ruger, a member of the panel possible 'repri~)s against its 2,000 through a court order. and ~hai~ of the USOC athletes peacekeepers in the region and was The USOC's decision to convene ita advisory commission, said the board insisting on safety guarantees for its soldiers if air strikes were carried out, Games Administrative Board was but- \1'188 committed to treating Jl8J1llllg he said. .. . . tressed by a 400-page volume of evi..: fairly. - · to dence from a figure skatingfederation Harding will remain on the team Britain and Greece also were said inquiry, and by Harding's own state- until at least the end of the hearipg, be hesitant about air strikes. · ments.' · which opens Feb. 15 at the SAS-Park The debate at NATO headquarters "It's not a matter of hearing more, Royal Hotel, across the street from comes five days after a mortar attack it's a matter ofgiving Tonya Harding a Fomebu Airport. That's three days af on Sarajevo's central market killed 68 cbance to respond, which she has not ter the Winter Games begin and eight people and wounded 200. The attack had a chance to do," USOC president days before the start of women's figure horrified the world and highlighted LeRoy Walker said. He said Harding skating. Western inability to take a forceful could submit her case in person or in Last Saturday a panel of the U.S. stance against the carnage. "It is time to act," NATO Secretary writing, but hoped she would testify. Figure SkatingAssociation found "rea Kerrigan and was involved in the cover There was no immediate word if she sonable grounds" to believe Harding General Manfred Woerner said earlier up. as he entered alliance headquarters. would. was involved in the plot. Its investiga- Harding says she learned of the plot Interviewed on NBC's ''Today,'' tion won't be finished until after the There have been "enough words." after the attack but admits withhold Any air strikes would be the first Walker said the proceeding was simi- Winter Olympics. ing information from authorities. She lar to an administrative hearing. Agrandjury in Multnomah County, offensive military action by the alli says she feared her former husband ance in its 44-year history. "But we would like to present her, in Ore., is hearing evidence to determine and his friends would retaliate. person, the charges and grounds for whether allegations by Harding's ex Officials in Washington said the pos · Her admission onJan. 27 was accom sible actions also call for a more aggres charges that have been leveled by the husband, Jeff' Gillooly, are true: That panied by a plea to have "my last chance" (figure skating) panel to get her re- she gave the go-ahead to attack sive effort to reach a settlement in at an Olympic gold medal. Bosnia. • .... on THE P.ARTHENON 4 THURSDAY, FEB. 10, 1994 our view• Toe v-Jelfa.re Faculty, staff 5'{stem needs anOJerhnu\ 1 deserve raises ondihe~~ need to be p.rt T luur. Campus beautification should. take a back Mat 1D pay,....._ It seems that there is always construction on cam pus. For the past month, everyday when walking to Smith Hall, students cannot help but notice how lovely the new Birke Art Gallery is becoming. Students can constantly thank their lucky stars }' that every time they walk across campus, they have Crime if\ the beautiful landscape to admire. Thank God, or J . ·- Wade, for campus beautification. Society needs ~1-~ Lastly, in the fall students are forever grateful for the magnificent new football stadium, built for 0ur 1:0 be dEO.lt mighty Thundering Herd. It's so nice to be able to use Wltn t-"Of"€ it six Saturdays a year. It is understandable that the university would severe\y. want to put its efforts into fund raisingfor these types SenleDc.€6 of projects, and not faculty and staff pay raises. When all is said and done, students will not leave need-\:cbe with the memories of what they have learned from these people but what a great time they had at the ~\c~e'f'.. football games. Students definitely benefit more from the land scape in front of the library, rather than the librari ans that work there. It is perfectly reasonable to cut jobs and raise letters tuition in order to raise the salaries ofclassified staff •••••------• and faculty, while continuing to recarpet offices and buy new desks. Furthermore, those that are losing their jobs will probably be more than happy to donate their jobs in Issue should for women with any abortions order to see their fell ow workers get those pay raises. and 300 percent for those with Not!·President J. Wade Gilley is trying to pass the COffle forward two consecutive abortions! These buck blaming the inability to pay for the raises on our The Parthenon encourages findµigs were echoed by studies mean old governor. To the editor. letters to the editor on topics in Russia, Japan, Denmark and 'These raises would require about $1 million from of interest to the Marshall France. the university. Thegovemorputinabout$250,000of Dr. Joel Brind, professor ofbi- community. The theory here is consistent: that, leaving us to find some way to fund the other ology,chemistryandendocrinol- Lettersslwuldbetypedan.d Surging estrogen of early preg- $750,000," Gilley said. ogy, Baruch College, City Col- must have name, class rank, nancy makes breast tissue (nor- Gilley also says he is very much in favor ofthe pay lege of New York, has written home city and phone number mal and abnormal) grow. Late in raises, but doesn't see how he is going to pay for them nationally concemi.ngthe breast- for vtrification. They should pregnancy, otherhormones make without cutting jobs and raising student fees. cancer-abortion connection. not bt 1~-'"·r than, 250 words. th • tl 1 There probably wouldn't be much of a problem ..,,15"' e tissue permanen Y ess sus- financing a million dollar deficit for building a foot- ' Professor Brind asks the ques- ceptible to cancer, conferring the ball stadium or new Marshall University sign. tion: Why don't abortion provid- Letters known protective effect of early Moat students probably would not mind paying ers tell pregnant young women fte ParlMnon first childbirth. Why don't abor- higher tuition to Amd_pay raises,~tpe:y did not waµt (esp~y th~-_wj~ a ~y . 111 SnailhBall - . tionproviderstellpregnantyoung : around, c:atQPlia, on"a .daily basis to. ~ our-tlµtiori,. history. ,9.f ,br~~t c;an,ce~) the Hunlin/tlon, "·Va. U16S· women the facts? _ . ,. being thrown a,i.ay ori campu.1 bea\\tificatiqn. news: -~ · having an·abor.µoll . . . . I .w(lllder if their reasons for The universities. first-' com~tment ·BA9,W~ -~ to- '. increase&. their I.if~ breast · · U . · . of South ' · -·. 'wit1F 1ioidilig information are wards edumtingita'atudenta. Un~ then atop~ .cancer ~f -- ...... , 198. ~ a . mvermty em · purely for the sake of exploiting around about the mean old govemor and trying to B h U7 lei Health Calilormaatudyfounda140per- . li •ca1 nda . . with'th . till o(L..I,,, cuts d tuiti . , y 1970, w en nor t. . th risk fbreast women, theu- po ti age • ~~-~ •· ~ ,. r ..., an on.nP,ses. · Organization_ data _,from four , ::;creaaem e O ·ho andt)lemoneithey'""'"1r.,.atthe . . . . ' , . tri- • ··--..4-J . creased among young women w . , f li ~ Infi~..l ~ ~ · coun ea s1155--- m · had elected to abort their first expense o ves. onw:::u con- . ' '1'1... n ... ,· ,risk associated with abortion, •a . . - sent shauld -be passe4 in every ·_. ... P -a'~_ue·rt· .. .' ...e .i:L.nu·111n110••.'Y_:n: .· ...··. ' ~ flag should ha~e hone up in pr~at':i':East Coast, the 1989 state ~t'?1'8 in th~ U.S. . . front ofthe green light of Roe vs. uter • try tud by the · · '· - · · · ···wade.Manyothei:st~(moat- ;::York-~partm:nt:CHealtJi - Allee CIiek _· ,- • .:, . , , l,:onspontaneousabortion)also sh eel 90 trisk" · ' · Mt Aa.- ' · , VokJ~ 106 • Number 62. .suggested increased risk, andin · ow a percen ~ • .i • "'w , .,. , '. ' < · policies .,t ·, t • \ ;., ' ' ..... , ' . ' , ...... Jolfl~ Edlor - FYI-..-.lfii;. ,, . .;l ,.., J.L Buma . llllnllglng Editor ately. Corfectiohs'will be pub"- •. Letters~.. . ' ~ Pilrlr:Ja.Taylof·- -. N9wa Editor Jennlllr Edlor FYI is a service to the lished on Page 2. The Parthenon welcomes llcV.Y . B•lldairt ...... Duane Rankln------Sporta Editor Columns any letters to the editor that are Terri Fowlar . UfntylN Editor Marshall community. Shannqn Guthrie, T1kukl lwlbu -Photo Editor• If you would like a meeting The Parthenon welcomes ot" interest to the members of Doug Jone• . Advertl•lng Manager listed please fill out a form in any columns of.interest to ~he . the Marshall community. The Smith Hall 311 or call 696- Marshall community. The col- letters should be typed and Thur•d1y, Feb.10, 1994 6696. umn must be less than 800 less than 200 words. 311 Smith Hall Corrections words. The editor reserves the The editor reserves the right Huntington, W.Va. 25755 right to edit for space or poten- to edit for space and potential (304) 696-6696 Corrections should be re ported to the editor immedi- tial libel. libel. THE PAR THEN ON 5 THURSDAY, FEB. 1 O, 1994 Education needs drastic reform A great deal of discussion ROBERT PAINTER only to sell drugs, initiate has been generated about re fights, and harass the faculty. Public school system ~eds to COLUMNIST forming our educational sys Usually, the only thing they be reworked to offer options tem. Much of this has been sire to implement such a sys are punished for is their cumu centered around outcome tem. It has blatantly failed in lative absence. And how are /or students. based education (OBE). The its purpose of educating stu they punished for this offense? all, students who were talent premise of this is that every dents, and has invented out By suspension. That must 1;>e ed with their hands, but less child can achieve a designated come-based education as a the most paradoxical punish interested in book reading, •outcome" - but it takes some means of maintaining control ment I have heard of! would actually be learning childnm longer than others. and concealing its utter fail Then, what should we do? things useful to them. In an OBE classroom, tests ure. We need .to realize there is a To avoid a Utopian form, we are administered as they are An old proverb said, "raking lack ofboth need and feasibili would need to introduce some in the traditional setting. How the path of least resistance ty to educate everyone through more factors. ever, no student would be al makes rivers and men crook graduation. First, government-run wel lowed to progress until all stu ed." An author once wrote a book fare needs to be changed so dents pass the examination. It Let's apply this to the educa about how all he ever needed to only to applicants who are en is apparent that this system tional system. It may be conve know he learned in kindergar rolled in secondary-school can takes away the incentive to nient to make everyone pass, ten. I wouldn't quite go that get benefits, or those with a study hard in order to succeed. but the end result will be a far, but I would say that an high school diploma. More precisely, it removes the huge expenditure of public eighth grade education would Students would be more like final burden of responsibility funds to pay for a strikingly suffice for many people. ly to obey disciplinary rules for attainingan education from ignorant group of high school Perhaps the curriculum. when they realize that their the student. graduates. could be re-written so students education is privilege and not - Furthermore, performance Thirty years ago, teachers attend a traditional school a right. Chronic violators of in many components ofOBE is stated that their biggest be through the eighth grade. An behavior rules would be ex not directly measurable. Items haviorproblems with students aptitude and proficiency test pelled, left to find their own such as "plays well with other was talking and chewing gum. would be administered to all means ofsustenance, since they boys and girls" are graded with Today, many teachers will say students. would be ineligible for welfare the same weight as reading, you that they fear for their Then, the student, parents benefits, and most employers writing, and arithmetic. lives-with some cform of vio and guidance counselor would demand a high-school diploma The grading system in OBE lence occuring regularly. decide whether to continue from job applicants. based schools is not spared It is obvious that something with the traditional education, Now this wo·uld be a real no more A, B, C, D, and F. must be done to curtail the or if to finish the final four incentive, even for the least Instead, Los Angeles schools violence in our public school years of school in a specialized ambitious student, to stay in use so-called grades, from "S" system. Students who exhibit vocational or trade program. school. to convey "shows strength" to chronic misbehavior should be Today, many high school In addition to these advan "N" which means "needs im permaneritlyremovedfrom the graduates are not adequately tages, teachers in the tradi provement". school system, for several rea prepared to enter the work tional program would be able The Washington schools sons. force. to spend their time teaching have declared that it is impos First of all, when teachers These people would have the interested students. The sible for a primary school stu and administrators must spend been better off had they re vocational program would sup dent to fail a grade, since it is their time disciplining these ceived an education that pre ply our country with skilled too psychologically traumatiz students, those who came to pared them for a vocation. workers ready to enter the job ing. school to learn are cheated. I suspect that the incidence market. 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Th~-Consu~er Pi-otecU~n Division of the West Virginia Attorney I . hGethneral1s ol· ffice Is conduchulghng 8. ipubllc survey: tfo.~elpt'Vdelrgttennlnniathe Headquarters w e er gaso In~ prices are er n some·areas_o nes an · · · I. in other areas, or In adjoining states; and. If they are higher. the reason I: why. Any person with Information on these Issues Is requested to send MARSHALL UNIVERSITY their Information In writing to: Gas Price Inv.estigation S Consumer Protection Division BOOKSTORE ... I 812 Quarrier Street Charleston. WV 25301 \$1.00_off_with_this_adi _ , or call the Attorney General's Consumer Protection Hotline. at MEMORIAL STUDENT CENTER '-.... _./ 1-800-368-8808 TH E PART H ENON 8 TU ES DAY, JAN. 2 5, 1 9 9 4 THI FAR SIDI By GARY LARSON ,.. ·· THIFA• SIDI By GARY LARSON • .WILSON J •• • From Page 1 In the 19708, Wilson was a guest star on "Police Story," -rhe FBI," "I Spy," and other TV shows. She was host of herownEmmy-winningTVseriesinLoeAngelesin1974- 75. She also is credited with giving Arsenio Hall his first opportunity to perform tolarge audiences when he opened for her in the 19808. Wilson said she thinks she has had an easier time making it in the music industry than black artists today. "I didn't play the 'chitlin circuit.' I did my own show - an elegant show that I could perform anywhere," Wilson said. She said black artists today tend to get limited expo sure. "If you're black, you're black. You won't be heard on different radio stations or [by] different audiences." In 1986, she received the NAACP's Image Award as - ·- "Best Jazz Artist," and in 1990 earned a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Wilson has been popular with Japanese audiences " Hey! Ernie Wagner! I haven't seen you in, since the 1980s, winning the Tokyo Song Festival in 1983 what's It been - 20 years? And hey - you've still "Well, as usual, there goes Princess Luwana - always got that thing growin' outta your head that the center of attention.... You know, underneath that and recording five albums in Japan. looks like a Buick!" outer wrap, she·s held together with duct tape ... "There are still lots of good seats left," said Winters, series director. "We'd love to see more Marshall students there." Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson Tickets cost $30, $26, and $22. Full-time students are admitted free with an MU ID. Admission for part-time I\ERE:S il-\E lt..TES, l'OLL 11-1r..rs 8£.CMJSE: 11\t.~~.'S 1'10T ' The Parthenon, Marshall's first premier paper Five students recognized Cgmpu1 Briefs • HISTORY Rosa Parks as a prominent From Page 1 woman in black history. "She's Faculty members According to a press release, Hall computer center. the black women who refused "the scholarship was created The workshop has been de to give up her seat to a white to present recital to perpetuate the spirit and signedforthosewithbasiccom said •Jean Dean - isn't that man. She started the civil ideals of Larry Bruce, Jr.• puter experience. Instructors James Dean's brother?" rights movement,» Seldom ' Two Marshall University fac- Bruce was president ofthe U.S. will also provide information Al Gore did not fair much be~ ridge-1.enko said. John Camp ulty members will present a ter. Four out offifteen students bell, Hurricane sophomore, recital for violin and piano at 8 Committee for UNICEF. He about the Lotus spreadsheet p.m. today in Smith Hall also was a Huntington native and other subjects of interest did notknow who the vice pres said "fve never heard of her." The featured musicians will and Marshall alumnus. to business owners and man- ident was. JulieTombill, Park The question that stumped be Dr. Elizabeth Reed Smith, The scholarship, which is agers. There is a $30 registra- ersburg senior, said, •You students the most was who was expected to be $500, will be tion fee. asked me too fast, oh yea, Al the third president ofthe Uni~ assiStaDt prof~sor « violin, awarded to juniors or seniors The workshop is sponsored Gore.•Hate said, 'Thevice pres ed States. Five students an viola, and chambermuaic, and who in their freshman and by the Marshall Univ~rsity ident; isn'~ that Dan Quayler swered John Adams and only s Dr. Le lie Petteya, associate sophomore years exhibited an Business Development and One Hurricane junior, who did two correctly answered Tho professor of piano. interest in a career in intema- Training Center, the MU Small not want to be named, said "I mas- Jefferson. Eight stud,nts Thledp~_willf1feaPtureul_ ~ • tional affaire, humanitarian BusinessDevelopmentCenter don't know who·he is.•· ' said they did not know. wor prem1,re o a ~•· . - f1 bil~--- and th Robert C B.....:a•,Jnsti Whear's tSonata for-Solo Yio-: -. -~th- ceThior~rdnceWm ldor Ac _::~\ ;..t te tti~:.. Ad -·~~ ~Fl•v. "bl lin • Wh • te tional- m e or . 5uaue U uc van- ex1 e · -:ar, an m ~ . . · · ·point average of 2.0 and a Manufacturing. 335 Hal lyrecognizedcomposer,11Pro- _____1. aboutUNIC- M ·-~ --..: be f1 v • f . . ..--n.11 paper 11:,~ ore 11110, u.uawon may essor '""11:18"~0 comJ)081uon ~ are required. . oliiained by contactin1 the Greer Blvd. and theory at Martball. · · r1_'- 1--1.: will. be ard sma11·· s · • · D 1 t · Works by Amy &iach, (leorp ..-:,cnOuu-111µ~• . a_w - _. 11S1nesa eve opmen _n.. d ..,_.... Cop. ~-~.2·· ·edbyacomnutteecompriaedof Center, 696-6798. WIUIL8r, an n.uvn U1DC1 th p litical Sci n-.... .-. , will complete the propmii. 8 0 ence ..,"I'"".,:. Admi • • free .. , . ment faculty and two commu- ..~ mon 18 • . nityreprei,entativea, according PoUtlcal ecle'rice. to.tbe -p~ releue. lfyou·~v• an_ offers acholarshlp Lotus computer event you think Students lntel"Nted in ca class to begin · should be Computer illiterate students · J reen in international aff'aira take heed: applications are be- may want to attend the "Lotus covered cai1 ing accepted for the Larry 1-2-a• workshop next Thun 698-8898 Bruce Memorial Scholarship. day and Friday in the- Corbly -- I APARTMENTS FOR RENT $20~ II Close to campus! Now leasing ~ • Marco Arms • Ryan Arms All New Ladies Night $5.00 11;:: •One & Two Bedroom FREE Draft Well _Drinks 1-800-535-2036 • Furnished Parking Mixed Drinks til 1 a.m. •Based on 4 people for •Mention this ad and get CALL 736-3588 \t-\ PPY HOUR'.! 1 Longnecks 6 - IO p.m) breakfast free ::... ·.····················································································································· ················:: West Virginia's overtime victory over 8th ranked Temple marked the first time in Atlantiq-10 confer ence history that the Mountaineers swept the home away series with the Owls. THE PARTHENON 7 THURSDAY, FEB.10,1994 How· about the Signees bring versatility Mountaineers Marshall gets more than just a dozen players Marshall vs-. WVU: Why ask why? By Duane Rankin Liberty High in Bethlehem, Hill, Maryland, possesses Sports Editor Pennsylvania. Last season, athletic ability and tremen It would be 80 intense as so Maldonado recorded 63 tack dous speed. Now that Marshall has much pride would be on the During the national sign les, 84 assisted, and nine sacks. Derrick Walker, who a hole to fill in itsfootball sched line. This could become an in ing day, Marshall signed 12 George Washington High signed last year with ule, a number of matches run tense rivalry, matchingAuburn high school football players School . in Danville, Virginia Marshall, didn't qualify aca through my head. vs. Alabama, Florida St. vs. ranging from Delaware to gave Marshall two signees in demically to play this up- It's going to be tough to find Miami, Notre Dame vs. Michi Georgia. Each player will Larry Moore and Paul coming season, butwill -• a replacement for Missouri, as gan, and many more great bring something special to Totten. Moore, a 5'9," be a welcomed addition most schools have their sched rivarlies. the team. 165 pound defensive to the team when eli Speed is the greatest asset back, had high ac ules made for next year. But Play the game early, 80 each gible to play. thereis a match-up people have team can concentrate on play ofHamen Allen, a 6'2," 210 claim as a junior A 5'11," 180 pound talked about for decades, and ing in their conferences. And pound linebacker, from but in the first defensive back, it hasn't come to pass. There's · recruiting. The team that won Dematha High School in game ofhis se Walker, who is from a school in Morgantown, who the game could have a field day Hyattsville, Maryland. nior season, Ellenwood, Georgia, like Marshall, was playing for in the state, as most players At Dematna Catholic, played high school foot the national championship last would probably sign with that Allen made 125 tack ball at Hargrave Mili year. While Marshall was play school. les, three sacks, and in tary Academy. ing for the whole ball of wax, Honestly, West Virginia tercepted two passes Cedric Watson is the while that upstate team had would be the favorite, and they last season as he earned third player from Geor an outside shot, which was put should be. They've piayed All-Washington Catho gia who signed with out of sight at halftime of the stiffer competition and they lic Athletic Conference Marshall. From Peach Sugar Bowl. have a bigger talent pool. honors. County High in Fort But they had a great season, But Marshall has played Michael Bryson has Valley, Watson, a 6'2," going 11-0, beating ranked North Carolina State, a Divi been ranked by some 215 pound defensive teams Miami and Boston Col sion I-A school tough and ifthe scouting services as one end, made 140 tackles lege along the way. They had games where played here, who of the top 75 prep wideouts Moore broke his ankle. He last season. All-Americans, a great coach, knows what would have hap in the country. visited Division I-A schools Vir John White, along with and in one season, captured pened. From Mount Pleasant ginia and Kentucky. Totten, a Dempsey, are the only two the hearts of fans across the Many will say, West Virginia High School in Wilmington, 6'2,"220poundlinebacker, was signees from West Virginia. country. Another team in the beat Miami, Marshall couldn't Delaware, the 6'3" 185 a first team all-state performer White, 6'5," 250 pound tight state has had a great coach, beat the Hurricanes. pounder, in his junior and and he visited James Madison end from Gilbert High in had All-Americans and great True, .but MJ1rshall beat senior:vear combined, caught and Liberty. Gilbert, was second team seasonsforthepastthreeyears Georgia Southern at home, and for, i656 yards and scored Bert Scarbrough is one of all-state and had 600 re and actually have a national Georgia Southern gave Miami 17 touchdowns. three players Marshall signed ceiving yards last year. title. What's their name again. a tough game at Miami. So is Barboursville High School from the state of Georgia. The final signee played Oh, Marshall. that saying that West Virginia quarterback Tim Dempsey Scarbrough, a 6'5", 255 pound for Highland Spring High Okay, rve heard all the nega is a great team, or did Miami was the only quarterbackthe defensive lineman from School near Richmond, Vir tives to this game already. Just have an off-season or is Geor Herd signed. Harrison High School in ginia. to let people know, we're talk gia Southern a quality team, or Dempsey, at 6'0," 180 Kennesaw, turned down home At 5'8," and 160 pounds, ing about Marshall playing is Marshall blessed when play pounds , was the captain of state school Georgia Tech and Damone Williams is a short West Virginia. ing at home. the WestVirginia Class AAA Louisville to play for the Thun wide receiver, butmakes up The critics sayWest Virginia So could Marshall hang with all-state team. He demon dering Herd. for with speed as he runs a is too big, they have too much West Virginia is not the ques strated his running ability Able to play both sides of the 4.5 forty yard dash. Wil talent, they're too fast, they tion to answer. Games are not last season as Dempsey ran ball, B.J. Summers brings ver liams had 400 receiving last have more players, they, they, played to see who can compete, for 1,100 yards. satility to Marshall. season. theyisalllhear. Well,Marshall butwho can win. On any given John Maldonado a 6',3 230 Summers, a 5'9," 190 pound This class could have a has size, talent, speed, and day, anyone can get heal pound defensive end, was running back/defensive back impact early in the their showed in thiis year's recl1ll;t Ask Notre Dame, ask Florida third team all-state at for from PC?tomac H~gh in Oxen careers at Marshall. ingclassthat they canget qual Sl, ask Flori«Ja: and ifMarshall ity players away from Division piayed that. te~m in I-A schools. . Morgantown, ask West Vir Let's talk about positives. ginia.. It could happen. The game co~d be the biggest sportingevent in.West Virginia history. Home-away series, the Column~ Duane Rankin game _is a·~~~·sellout. Spom Editor ·.. · TAE~KWoN DO CLUB ·r--~r~~--~-~-~--~---~---~-~~~~~, 1 Save on Valentme Sweets .'. . . : •. · . ·.· ._,:..:...(. ·• . · -:1 ,., : ... , -. for your S'Y~etie! .... R · o .w . N J :· :· $1 OFF : ! I on any Hallmark Crown Chocolatier ., I or Russell Stover purchase of $5 or more. 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Butperhaps the best way plus commissions as our cam Call 525-2634 pus repl. Call 1-800-9-BEACH-1 to describe the Elvis look-alike and "mountain" dancer from LARGE HOUSE6 BR, 21/2 baths. GREEKS AND CLUBS EARN $50- Boone County, W.Va., is 1 mile fom campus. Available in May. $1,050 mo. Call 523-7756 $250 FOR YOURSELF PLUS up to unique. $500foryourclubl This fundraiser •Jesse is the most beautiful UNFURNISHED APT. 6th Ave. & costs nothing and lasts one week. man that I could've ever loved," 14th St. Newer building. Parking Call now and receive a free gift. Nonna Jean said in a 1991 in rear. Call 429-2369 or 522- Call 1-800-932-0528 Ext. 65. Public Broadcasting System 2369 after 4 pm. documentary about White. SPRING BREAK PACKAGES. "But Jesco - he's somebody PARKING available. 6th Ave. and PROMOTE on campus or SIGNUP Elm St. $75 per semester. Call NOW for rooms. Daytona, else. He's the devil in hisself." 429-2369 or 522-2369 after 4 Jesco rebuts from the oppo Panama City $129 up. Cancun. pm. Call CMI 1-800-423-5264 site cinderblock porch of their Peytona, W.Va., mobile home. SPACIOUS 1 BR Apartments 1/2 HOUSE CLEANER needed. Mon "It ain't been easy living with block from Marshall on Third Ave . day and Thursday. $5 per hour. Convenient to everything. Clean you all this time. The things Ogranizational skills, references you've done. to pick at and ready. No pets. $295 per Tryin' mo. + util.+DD. MM Property and good personality preferred. my brain, what little bit's left Management 304-757-8540. Nonsmokers only need apply. of it, he said. "Hey look here, Call7 43-9987. rm not all the way r:razy." NEAR MU 3 bedroom house. Cen The genuin~y colorful Jesco tral air. Fully capteted. Washer/ COUNSELORS, ACTIVITY SPE has become a cult favorite to dryer. $375/month plus deposit. CIALISTS Camp Starlight has positions for outgoing, enthusi folks from British Broadcast No pets. Call 523-8822 astic JUNIORS, SENIORS & ing Company viewers to rock HOUSE FOR RENT 3 or 4 bed GRADS as cabin leaders and stars and to college students rooms, 11/2 baths. In town, 5th instructors in all land sports, across the United States.White St. East & Baer St. $450/mo + tennis, gymnastics, swimming, started gainingfame thanks to DD Call 523-2726 boating/canoeing, nature, ce the award-winning Dancing ramics, music, dance, radio/ Outlaw documentaryproduced TWO BEDROOM apt. Washer+ video. Leading coed camp in by Morgantown PBS station dryer hookup. $250 per month Pocono Mountains of Pa. Exten WNPB. plus utilities. Call 522-5631 af sive campus facilities, working ter 6:00 pm. Why the "Dancing Outlaw" with mature, congenial staff. June 20 -August 19. Call (516) 'f~ - moniker? His hand-me-down FOR RENT Space available for l tap dancing talent comes from female student across from MU. 599-5239 or write, Starlight, 18 I. his father, D. Ray White. He Private bedroom. Large house. Clinton St., Malverene, NY 11565 was famous in Boone County Parking. $300/ mo. + utilities Call 529-7010 and much ofsouthern West Virginia for his tap me free from drugs and alcohol. Elvis has moved REWARDING SUMMER JOBS in and took over and keeping me happy. Elvis is dancing. D. Ray was shot to death by a neigh APT. FOR RENT 1 BR completely Firefighter, tour guide, dude boring Boone County man in a mountain feud. my thing, my hobby." furnished. Nice area near Ritter ranch, Instructor, hotel staff + Jesco was shot in the neck and his younger Norma Jean said she made his first Elvis suit · Park. All utilities paid. Off-street volunteer and government posi brother in the eye during the same incident. before he began performing publicly. "Whenev parking. Non-smoker. No pets. tions at national parks. Fun work. The outlaw portion of his nickname? He ex- erhe married me, he started singing Elvis." She $375 Mo. + DD. 328 West 11th Excellent benefits + bonuses! plains that in the documentary. . said she plea bargained to keepJesco away from Avenue. Call 525-6222 For more details call (206) 545- 'The first time I gotin trouble in my life in my drugs. "rd buy him something for his Elvis 4804 ext. N5346 NEAR MU Furnished or unfur younger days was break'n enter a grocery store. collection an_d he bad to give up drugs for a few nished 1 & 2 bedroom .apart I was sniffing a lo~ of gasoline at the tim; and weeks after that.• ments Call 733-3537 after 5 pm -Jesco he's clean •If it ) .... lighter fluid and I just didn't care· whe~e'i I said been ever since. or 529-6626 livedornot. wasn't for this Elvis collection, I figured rd be Just as dead or locked away in a r:razy house 'til the day PARKING FOR Twin Towers and DiNCiNG DUii!W long as I I died: he said in the documentary. Holderby. Also for day /night MSC was happy The video was~ the beginning of Jesse's parking. WrlteP.O. Box5431 Hun tington or call 523-7805. andhadmy fame. He now has·DancingOutlawT-shirts and pocket full. a p~tilile prom~ter, Ann Woofter of Dunbar. ATTENTION STUDENTS Earn ex 7 DAY, 6 NIGHT Bahama, R. lbrokeinto He also acquired a guitarist and singer, John ~-, tra cash stuffing envelopes at Lauderdale cruise. 2 tickets the store Ron ofDunbu:, W.Va., for hia trademark tap home. All materials provided. ·must sell. Call 525-8832 tr! · j q rlf. · J ,ull· just to . t dancing songs, like the Ozark Mountain Dare Send SASE to Midwest Mallers uVlS tscO ,tsst ~ !1tOT1fl!I Ul1i ·rrn1tt lighter f _ Box devils "IfYou Wanna Get to Heaven.• P. 0. 395, Olathe, KS 66051. SKIS FOR SALE Rossignol STS lmmedl"ate. Response. 1'ey Swid for Whats id~ lllift'." Roll met Jeaco in a Charleaton W -WMl'e 185 w/ Tyrolla blndi~. asking perfo~ed. the u-.... tifal ._,Wi·iJd· • w t V' • . Follow- Juco Roll had aeen video and . JOlli IN :aGIIIDAI 0ver· 1,000 $200. K2 4500 185 w/marker DAU Cl mnes trguua ing his ar- went to aee him ~orm. ! employers hiring now. All fields. bindings. Asltln& '$150. Make . ·reit for For complete listing send,$1-5 to offer. Call 529-4401 breakinc and en~. Jeteo spent m months Florida Career Trends· 4645 Cason Cove Or., Suite 2311, Or- LOST Black-L..abraclor_-male with in the Wut ~ _lnduattjalSchoolfor ~a, ------_"0'4 ~ fint, Ihm Nonna, and Elvis is i1·- a. j1affllile c61lcler. rebaJ:ii}itation program. "I third. ....,_ . .a. . lando, R.. 32811 with ma1ti.... OA ·chest. About 2 ,ot itmdn,belp me.none," he iaid. "'So, ~- .,-, .... outaind Je•coWW 1 tN.i ...,ID IN MARICETING/ . 1/2 mos.- old. ·An~rs to Oliver. I pt in~ apin ·ud··I went back for my MVIRTISING? !Interested In Lost near 6th Ave & 18th St. 'IIICODd ride.• . earning extra cash? Ptease ca11 REWARD fonetum. CalJ:697- jeiico•• Elvia fetilh atarted -wlien.he was a According to ·woofter, Je~ charges '$500 to Tanl or Usa for part-time assign- 3826 If no answer ·leaYe msg. ~ It'• irown to an~ ~necuon.of ~orm at private parties. Woofter saya she'• ments 1~233-7751 Blrii tapes, ru.p, l~ muic ~~ even t.Dted with producers of the ~te Show with jnmpeoita. 11$ ween the homemade cape and l>avid Lettenn.an about a possible national TV AA CRUISE & EMPLOYMENT icarf-clad outfita during the Elvia aegmenta of appemiice. . . GlllDE Earn big $$$ + travel the hiaahowa.. Jeieo ii not a typical Em, bnperaonator; he · world free! (Caribbean, Europe, ADOP11GN COUple ·longs to JNCO_attribute• be~g &Jiive today t.o ·Elvia d~s inore 'than just men in jumpsuits. I Hawaii, Asia). Hurry busy spring ·adopt Infant. Will pay co.unsela and Goel. "I thank God for Elvia. He'1 keeping "'You never know - I ·might get good at thi1 andsummerseasonsapproactng. ·1ng. medical, legal fees. Cali FREE student tnwel club mem dancing and come into money and probably (800)497-0017 By M11ttlrew R. T,mrn bership! Call (919) 929-4398 Ext. make it big. You never know. I might have a C87 111111 Brad McED,i,my ·whole new life nut time ·you see me."