Mbmbam 551: Non Euclidian Meat Cone Published on March 8Th, 2021 Listen Here on Themcelroy.Family
MBMBaM 551: Non Euclidian Meat Cone Published on March 8th, 2021 Listen here on TheMcElroy.family Intro (Bob Ball): The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed. Travis insists he‘s a sexpert, but if there‘s a degree on his wall, I haven‘t seen it. Also, this show isn‘t for kids, which I mention only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening. What‘s up, you cool baby? [theme song plays, to the tune of Rugrats] Griffin: [singing] Here come the McElroys! We‘ve got jokes and bits. We‘re gonna give advice, and do funny skits. Laughter, it is in store. Come inside and see. It‘s time to start, it‘s My Brother, My Brother and Me! Justin: Hello everybody, and welcome to My Brother, My Brother, and… Me! An advice show for the modern era. I‘m your oldest brother, Justin McElroy. Travis: I am Travis McElroy. Griffin: Hey, this is, uh, your youngest brother, Griffin McElroy, and let me get my axe out, and… wa-chonk! Chunk! Kick! [creaking noise] [shooting noise] The doors… to… the movie theaters is open again! Justin: Alright! Griffin: And it‘s time—[creaking noise] Let me get these cobwebs out—I got a torch to blow—burn up these cobwebs like Indiana Jones in that movie. [explosion noise in background] Griffin: And it‘s what—―Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.‖ ―Soda, soda, soda.‖ Everybody, pile on in, ‗cause we‘re going back to the movie theaters, ‗cause folks, they‘re still making these things, and we‘re gonna—and it‘s pretty much basically time to go ahead—get ba—get yourself a ticket for the new— for the new Space Jam movie that is coming out! We do have new details coming in like, literally this hour, uh, hot off the presses about plot details on the new Space Jam movie which I don‘t know the title of, but I am gonna call it Space Jam 2000.
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