MUSEUM OF LIFE ti— Reported by Jack Woolford

book up for Society outings without to Aylesford, in one of the best-conserved knowing what and where they are corners of the Garden of England. because,I though some are even better than others all are good. So on May 20th, As a nonagenarian I could, and perhaps waiting outside the Railway Bell at 08.30 should not be tempted to Cuddle Comer, (to try, successfully, to grab the front New Fun for Kids, New Piglet Racing, New seat), I could only hope that the Museum Donkey Rides or Vale Farm Play Bam, b ut I of Kent Life would be more attractive than was. My camera and I were enchanted to it sounded. On a more beautiful day than renew acquaintance with the geometrical usual, for May 2009, the cross-country magic of cylinders and cones of four Oast ride itself, in good company, was a Houses, to picture and smell unbelievable puzzling pleasure. I thought that Sandling growths of herbs in a garden, and to stand was the railway station for Hythe but it and marvel at the higgledy-piggledy of turned out to be another Sandling, a lovingly preserved old tools and machines stone’s throw from , and close in a Smithy. As a historian, I was delighted to observe annexed classroom, in front of the desks the series of improvements to huts for the of my childhood, and threatening them housing of hop-pickers from the 17th to with waving arms and fists. the 20th centuries, and, as a beer-lover, to Having kept pigs myself in an Anderson walk through a hop garden with its poles, Shelter on an allotment in strings and stilts. The cottages Woodensborough, I could only envy the were full of bygone domestic delights of splendours of the piggery with its two, kitchens, parlours, bedrooms and more prize, black and white sows. It was than a plentiful amount of steps. The unfortunate their racing piglets were chapel boasts a splendid (!) pink, absent. corrugated iron roof and I could not resist sitting on the teacher's chair in the I had no time for the Tbp paddock, the Victorian farmhouse, or the village hall etc, etc, because the shades of Aylesford Priory were beckoning, but I did drink the health of our wonderful social secretary Patricia and her jovial husband Pat in (un­ hopped) tea for their efficient but unobtrusive organization in the excellent Tfea Room. I never enjoyed a Museum more. Roll on the next one: Wherever!