Election Results

NIGHTLINE32710'BARE BF ADVERTISING 509227F ACTFRIDAY lOth MARC HS 1989 Election Results The New Sabbaticals President Adam Jones Vice President Laura Miliar Alts and Ents Mike Marshall Jason Cox is standing for ratification at the General Meeting on Tuesday March 14th. NUS Delegates-Easter '89 Delegation Leader Sue Canterbury Delegates Sallie Robins, Adam Jones, Nie Crotch Observer Jill Buckland The positions of Sports Chairperson, Deputy Sports Chairperson, and Treasurer will also be ratified at the General Meeting next Tuesday. Please Come Along And Attend, Ipm Union Lounge Tuesday The immensely embarassing oJection piccie montage specia 2 Friday 10th March 1989 BARE FACTS

So hopefully this wedc you've all had on the whole are ratho^ non-commital but in the building and feel that these should your concience pricked. What you are neither state any support for the sch^e. be our pricxity. To provide change for the personally doing to save the world? Are Do have a read yourself as these lett^ laundrette would also mean aquiring a you eating less meat? using re-useable are on the GM notice board. new safe as the one we currently use products? refusing wasteful packaging at would not be insured for this extra the Supomaiket? Also you should have Proceedure For amount of money! Sony about this but I all had a few thoughts atout the situation would suggest any complaints are di- of women around the world as part of In- Complaints About rected to the Univ^^ty, those that run ternational Womens' Week and as for Staff this facility. Red Nose Day I certainly hq)e you've donated all you can and had a good laugh There have also been problems recently Coffee Bar at the same time! So what else is happen- regarding the proceedure by which mem- ing next week apart from everyl^y bers can put forward complaints about Opening Hours wearing ev^body elses clothes after the membo^ of stal^. What should happen is To help solve the problem of revraue jumble sale l^t Wednesday: that the ccxnplaint goes first of all to Han coming into the Coffee Bar it has been Sutho'land in eith^ a written or verbal suggested that the hours be extended to Club Cards And form, if a satisfactory solution can not be 1pm on weeknights and 2pm on Fridays obtained at this point the j^blem then and Sabirdays. Obviously this may cause The Union Door comes to me, or to a staffing committee problems with noise levels and I would composed of members of the club com- welcome your feelings on the subject Policy mittee if the problem still remains. It is CLUB AGM WEDNESDAY 15TH It is the law that states that evoyone using not that sta^ are beyond public criticism MARCH 1PM NELSON MANDELA our bars and other club facilities MUST but that they deserve to be treated with the ROOM • BE THERE! be a member or a legitimate guest. What discretion and courtesy empolyees Just a few more quick messages thanks to this means is that our licence could be lost should receive. It should also be noted all of you involved in the Open Day lets if persons using the bar could not be that members of bar staff and door se- make it a good one!, the prioritised mo- identified as members by pxxluction of curity are effectively employees when tions fcx' NUS Conference have now been their club card. This has been causing a woldng, therefore these processes 2^ply received copies are with the House Of- few problems of late mainly due to people to them. ficer for those interested, I have written not bringing their club ca^ but expect- to Robot Jackson requesting he gives the ing entry because they know the door se- House Officers CVCP the extra finances needed to re- curity. This puts your friends wwking the And Change For solve the AUT dispute(copy on GM no- door in a very difhcult position, everyone tice board), the idea of having a late bar should have a card regardless, I always The Launderette. every Friday night has been dropped as it show my card so should all you! Most of you should know that the House was only myself that showed any enthusi- Banks And Officers do not give change fcr the laun- asm and I have publically given up the derette. The launderette is not a dreaded tobacco so I hereby give you per- Student Loans Union/Club facility and therefore we re- mission to convisgate any cigarettes ceive no rev^ue frcxn this area. To give found about my posonage. Replies form Barclays and Natwest have Yours navy but nicotine free be^ received after our pledges to without change actually costs money through Sallie Robins draw buisiness if they take part in the bank charges. We already give out an Govemmaits' Loan Scheme. The replies enormous amount of change for facilities

Weil what can I Welfare Standing Committee meeting Hope everyone's now a bit greener! 5.30pm Monday 13 March Inner Gallery. Don't forget still the Raffle to be held on say, oodles of ALL WELCOME! Tuesday IpmatthelastGMcrfterm. Tic- woppadooby stuff AIDS- kets from Sabbs cnr Union Officials - won- Pat Jones, the local Health Authority Aids derful prizes to be won. in here this Councellor and John Wrigjit from the De- partment of Biochemistry will be giving week..read on and the latest facts and figures and hopefully This next week I will be running round dispelling a few myths! 15 March 1989. roping people in to help wUh the new be amazed at the 1300-1400 LTE University video (being made by the stylish contents Thursdy 16 March 1989 Dr Alan Barrett Schools liaison team and AVA). will talk of the Virology of ADS LTD 1 So if you see the camera pointing in your of one of the best pm. direction - smile! Thanks to all those who helped out dur- Sue Issues of the year. ing Green Week especially Sallie, Rob, Clive and all those who helped with Jumble and leafleung. BARE FACTS Friday 10th March 1989 3 An Election in the Life of Phil Phillip arrived at Surrey University as a pure, innocent first-year. ings. He started attending Rag meetings. One particular meeting, he So when did the problems begin? staggered out, only to fmd himself in the position of Chairper- In the last week of the élections, I felt fi(xn fìiends that sui^rt son. Little did he know what fate had in store f^x him.... for me was growing, and that I could have been in a winning po- Now this great figure of our lime is sitting before me, talking sition. I spc^e with the oi^sing candidate. He infomed me that Crankly and openly about the exciting events which bave un- he would feel unable to restand if I won the election and resigned. folded ov^ the past few weeks. What did you feel about this? So, PhU, why were Donai and yourself enteredfor the Union At this point, I had second thoughts on continuing to stand for élections? the post I felt that I was in a difficult position and that I had few It' s traditional for Rag to enter candidates for any unopposed po- optìons available to me. sitions in the élections. This is to add int^^t to the élections, Then, on the Thursday of the last week of the élections, the Re- and aiso exexcïs&s the right of any member of the Students' tuming Officer came to me and we had a talk. She told me that Union to stand for any post the other candidate had decided that if I won the election, he Give me an account ofhow the élection unfolded, as regards would not restand, as there would have to be a by*eIection. the Sports Officer post. She stated the options open to me at this time. She said that if I As I was handing in my manifesto, the other Sports Offico' can- won, I could stay & do the job, or I could then lesign. She also didate mentioned that it would be difficuU for him to mount a said that resigning aft^ getting the post could cause bad feeling campaign against me, owing to work pressure. I was also put in the Union, as no-one would then stand for the vacant post. The under pressure by his proposer. third option I had was to withdraw inxn the electicxis before vot- He said that I should not waste the other candidate's time, and ing ended. According to her, I could have been in a possible win- he gave me some vobal abuse. He asked me why I was running ning position. fOT SpCKis Officer. I replied that it would be good for the image I was glad that she had come to me and clarified my position. of R^. I then said that I would resign. After talking to my proposer and other members of the Rag com- Why did you think of withdrawing? mittee, I decicfed that it would be better ali round to resign then. I thought that the fìisswoul d not be good for the image of Rag, On Thursday evening, I handed in my withdrawal from the élec- and I didn't want to waste the time of the other candidate, who tions. The results of the élections were announced, and I was told was a final year. that the qjposing candidate would be ratified at the next G.M. Then why didn'tyou withdraw? SOf how do you feel now that the élections are over, and should I continued because of what the Retuming Officer told me about ali be behindyou? the facts of electione^ng. Those were that anycme has the right I am fed up with ali the hassie involved in this affair. I intended to stand {

Ha, Ha, Ha what a superbly funny title - were superb then and are even better now. it to(^ me ali week to thìnk up that one. I Sunday So come out and ^joy the last week of thought I bettCT put some wit into my col- What a ridiculous sub-heading, explains term. umn since it is Comic Relief Wedc - Bot- it ali really doesn't it!? ! In plain English, tom (HaHa, Ho, Wee, what a crack). here we go - The massively superb King Easter Disco Bad choice of words there methinks. Swamp will be playing in the Union this Get your tickets for this Disco on Mon- Dribbly-bibbly-wibbly-bobbly Matthew Sunday. They are essentially a rock band, day and Tuesday moming at lOam. Usuai King'sgone mad.Nibbly-zibbly-pobbly- and a damn good one at that I have ai- restrictions l'm afraid - 4 p)er person and wobbly Get on and teli us aÑxit some ready had loads of people fromothe r Col- Union Qub card holders only. Sameprice Ents - O.K. leges enquiring about the gig, so you must as ever at £1.50. You will also get to see come and check them out. Their fìrst The Bogus Brothers who are essentíally Red Nose Disco single is on the jukebox No.l63 "Is This a fun band playing Blues Brothers tunes, At 8pm on Friday lOth March you can Love". Virgin have just released their Hawaii Five O theme, Captain Pugwash join in the fun and frolics in the Union. debut album and surprise, surprise this is etc. They sound like a real laff. Bar Ex- Bring a Red nose and it will cost you 50p superb as well. They will be onstage at tension until 1.45am. Nobby comment to get in, otherwise you will be stung for 9.Í5pm. However you should come out from Mr. Matthews - moderate your £1.00. Remember, though, ali monies wil for alx)ut 8.30iHn, since a friend of their's drinking and behave yourselves. Above be going to Comic Relief. To entice you will be performing - Carl Marsh. He ali, have a good night. to donate mwe, we will be holding a pay plays in his own right at venues such as Final words of thanks to the odds and sods for a request do - you want a song played The Town and Country Club in London, who have helped out last week and espe- you will have to pay SOp. Also there will and used to play with a couple of King cially this term - don't know what l've eith^ be a quick raffle or an auction. I Swamp members in a band called had done without you. Cheers to the may well be persuaded to auction off the Shriekback. Its the last Sunday of tenn - Union staff for keeping this a fun place to set of Ozzy Ozboume LPs, one of which Its going to be massive. w(xk at - you put up with a lot from the is signed (by me) - no by him actually. other sabbaticals (Oh no Tm in real When the show is over you can go and Arizona Smoke trouble now). CcKigratulations to Mike watch the rest of the BBC broadcast of Marshall (xi his success. Ents is going to Comic Relief with a friend. See you on Revue be even morerubbish next year- only jok- Friday with your Red Noses. Hc^fuUy scHneone from Folk Qub will ing Mike. Lastly tickets for Pop will Eat have written about this. Briefly, they will Itself are now on sale. Swampìng about be playing CHI Wednesday 15th March in If I have a small (me, Kev's must be tiny!! the Union Main Lounge for £1.00. They Matthew Ents. in a Marsh this played at The Free Fest a few years ago. Easter Disco With Bogus Brotliers

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Four per Person l\/lembers Oniy 6 Friday 10th March 1989 BARE FACTS doublé the money that our staff eam. Uni vîty work, it is likely that the Medi- ADERS Also, at about 80% attendance rate of cal Centre has been told something along staff due to unfilled vacancies and sick- the lines of: ness (50% in the electrkians' depart- "You're going to have a spate of people ment) it is not suprising that the speed of wanting rooms on campus next year. We response is not ali that it could be. The ef- are only giving you a Umited amount of fects of the poor building standards in rooms. You canrwt, under any circum- WRITES some areas c(mtribute to a greato* wor- stances go over this number, because we The opinions expressed on kload than necessary. need the nxxns." these pages do not necessarily I can assure students that we appreciate OT something similar. I know that the that their comfort is vital to the success- school health clinic at the scbool I went reflect those of the Editorial ful completion of their studies at the to had much the same orders just before Board. University. FOT example, in the 3 we^ cross country runs. (ie don't gtve out PLEASE NOTE : LETTERS since Mr Maynard's letter was published, games-excusing lett^). AN ONLY BE ACCEPTED our staff has attended to 13 cali outs after Theie are very few other reasons that normal hours, once at l.OOam on a Mon- spring to mind for the Doctor's chan^ of WITH A FULL NAME & UNIOM day moming to attend to ovoilowing se- heart (and indeed diagnosis) than this. If ARDNUMBER. w^. We take ali this in our stride, just as there are any, I would be fascinated to Works Reply, we do the aggrevating or rude behaviour, hear them. I had hc^)ed that there would have been the deliberate tampering with electrical No matter what the University say about some response to the crìticism of the fìttings, the vandalism etc., and we will this letter (should the high and mighty Works Department's performance in the continue to do so, peiiiaps not with gusto stoop to answering it) it cannot remove lettm column of the 3rd February issue but with good humour, so that the ma- the &ct that a medically deserving person of Bare Facts. jOTity of students who exercise some care has been depríved of something she Snne students told our staff thM they and consideration for their surroundings, deserves. What can the Doctor do about would be writing to support the efíbrts of live in harmony with those in the Works dusty houses?? He has about as much in- the Woiks staff but this does not seem to Department who work to the same end. fluence over the process of getting ac- have maîalised. Yours faithfully, commodation than Salman Rushdie has First, let US correct a few inaccuracies: A Beckton over his leisure time! The very idea, then, 1. We had no instructions to carry out any of an off-dust chit is derisOTy. wcffk in the gallery befê the beginning Actinq Director of Works. One other thing... The person concmed of lastterm. has now been sent for 8 Hepatitis blood 2. There is more than one part-time A Doctor's Complaint tests and they want h^ to go fOT a ninth. plumb^ to cali on, so leaks can be at- On Wednesday Moming, (8/3/89) a Does this paint a picture of competence tended to within a voy short time. fnend of mine went to see the Doctor in toyou? 3. The new Director of Woiks does not the Medicai Centre. She went to see him I hope I am wrong in this lett^. I hope take up his appointment until 3rd Aprii about her chronic asthma, which, the that there are solid reasOTis fOT every thing 1989. Doctor concemed assured her, would I am conconed about I hope the person I must refute the suggestif that we, in the make her eligible for a room on campus concemed Hnds out these reasons. I bet Worics Department, aie lazy sp(Hìg^ next year. th^ aren't though. wasting the Univuîty*s dq}leted resour- On seeing the Doctor this moming she Yours sadly, ces. This University spends virtually üie was told that her asthma was not serious Chris Abbott least amount on maintenance per student enough to merit the room on campus she than any other univîty in the country. had been expecting. Ali the doctor could I know that this is not proof of effîciracy do, he said, would be to make sure that Is security clamped? in itself but you must appreciate the strain she didn't get a dusty OTol d house. DearBF, on US now that the building stock is ap- This disgusts me. First of ali, the person Sometime between Monday 08:00 and proaching the age when much of the ser- concemed has to go on breathing equip- Wednesday 14:00 (27.2.89 - 1.3.89) vices should be rq}laced. ment every two weeks, has a squirter (I some damage was caused to my motor- There are often good reasons why some forget the real name) that she has to use bike parked in caipark 1. It appears that jobs are not finished as soon as they are perpetually, and is on various antibiotícs an attempt was made to steal the machine started. For example, it may well be less and tablets. Make no mistake about it, this by someone tampering with the ignition disruptive to students to put off repair is Serious Asthma. And to be tokl that it lock with a screwdriver. FOTtunately, al- wcrk which involves inconvenience to needs to be mOTe serious is noe OTilyhigh - though the machine may have been occupiers until vacation periods. Some ly distressing to the person concemed (re- started, the steerinhg lock prevented it w(xk proves to be unnecessary. Students member, she was assured th^ she would from being ñdden away. may be interested to know that they can be eligible, therefore she would not have My first reaction was to inform the "se- help US avoid wasting time trying to find been looking for accommodation), but is curity" office. The reaction I got was pa- non-existent leaks by taking some notice also suspicious when a number of things thetic. They said there was nothing they of the signs which say "Please keq) the are taken into consideration: could do other than ent^ my name in a shower curtain inside the shower tray" 1) Stories abound of people going to the dog eared book. No effort was made to and "Do not use show^ - waste pipe dis- Medicai Staff earlier on (before the record the exact détails of the incident. connected". They will fíndtha t the floors search fw accommodation started in Wh^ I suggested that the police be in- of the shower cubicle will be much drier. eamest) and being given a room on cam- formed, the man in the office shrugged I cannot say that the Vôiks staff woric pus without even being checked fOT the and said he would bring it to the attention away like beavers ali day peacew«ker asthma they claimed to haN«. I emphasise of the Community Constable, when he (pieceworker? - BF) on Dockland or that I have no proof of this. called. Don't bother mate, l've done it Chaimel Tunnel building sites who can 2) In my mind, having a dawning recog- nition of the ways the minds behind the myself. BARE FACTS Friday 10th March 1989 7 Continued... Election Washout A Letter about the Coffee I fînd this attitude firoma n OTganisation Regarding the tum-out for the election, I Bar supposedly employed to help keq) this would like to point scmie facts to the Recendy, it has been bought to our atten- est^lishment secure, a joke! However, mor(xi majority: tif that the Coffee Bar has not been c^n should any individual paik their car in an a) 930 people voted out of4000+. at peak times, ie. Friday and«r Saturday unauthori^ place, the v^ same people b) Smd^ts have a tendancy to complain nights. Is it no wonder that it has been react with alacrity to immobilise the ve- over the least slightest thing that incon- making a loss? If the staff shortage is a hicle. Perhaps some of their energies vîences them in the Union. problem, why not advertise fw staff. We should be diverted to combating real This leads me to think: were pleased to hear at the GM that the crime. a) First years that don't vote dwi't care Coffee Bar may be cç>en at later hours, I understand via the bush telegraph that at what goes on in the Uniwi. Therefore: and hopefully regularly at weekends. least one other parson has had similar i) They couldn't give a toss! So to th^ Jackie Connelly damage inflicted on their machine. Is we should dose the union down. there anybody else out th^ who has suf- ii) They are stupid. fered the same fate? If so, perhaps if "se- b) Second years that don't vote don't care curity" are'nt too busy clamping, they what hai^ns in the year that they are would look into this problem. And fcx* the away.lherefore: F + B's rest of the motCHcycle owning popula- i)They don't réalisé that what happens in tion, think twice befcM^ parking your bike their union next year will effect them in in a secluded part of campus. the year after. BF Bit Derek Egan. ii) They are stupid. Scnry about the immensely imaginative Pwhaps security could wheel clamp your c) Final years that don't vote are so self- title but everytime I put scmething else it bike for you - tlien no one could steal it! obsessed in their hunt for jobs they don't just gets changed to Food and Beverage. care about the people th^ study here after Our column was eut a bit short last week, Howell FaMacy them. 1 think BF is economising on space - not In your article about student loans in your yours totally pissed of with 75% of stu- that Students Union News is particularly issue of February 24 you quote CHir M.P., dents who really couldn't give a toss what relevent to students I s'pose! David Howell: "Commenting on the con- happens outside the ftve square feet Anyway, ali that aside! I hope you ail ap- cept that free higher education was a around them, preciated yourhealthy eating veggie day. right, he said: The basic right should be MPMarshall. National Non-Smoking Day was it's that people invest in their own educa- usuai flop - ail those weak willed smo- ti«!". kers! This week brings Saturday llth I think that David Howell has fallen into Crew March - Open Day. the Human Rights fallacy which prevail The Chancellors will be open from 22 - on both sides of the Atlantic, wtiich is to 2 pm for Bar Snacl^ and f^m 12 • 330 assùme that the concept comprises only Column pm for bevvies: the Servery will be civil and political rights. The United Na- closed. The Chancellors is also open on ticNis' Universal Declaration of Human Firstly, a massive thank-you to ali of the Wednesday evening from 7 • 11 pm and Rights of 1948, and other seminal st^- Crew and the Union officiais and staff for on Thursday from 5 JO -11 pm. Friday ments of our time, list also "economic, so- a brilliant year, and best of luck to Axl, is business as usuai with bar snacks be- cial and cultural rights", including the and the rest of the Committee - l'm sure tween 6 and 9 pm and the bar (^n be- right to education. you'll have great fun! tween 5.30 -11 pm. These three kinds of Rights have been Dacktrack Open Day 2-5pm have a good vacation and Happy Easter!

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What Is The Prophet of Doom The vividness of tone, of light and sha- and flying are involved: positive human dow, and the soft kinetic forces of nature expressions of endeavour and achieve- There To blurred and merged into violent human ment. movement and powerful images of the The powerful imagery was at times over- éléments. Walls of ice and the wind from bearing but kept moving and changing to the sea, blended by fervent guitar prevent oveikill, Consequently, contrasts Smile strumming, became gipsies walking in abounded hand-in-hand; Vañia's stage the warm rain and rabbits twitching at the presence was timid yet his music was slightest sense of dang^. confid^t. Some of his tunes had a chorus About ? Last Tuesday James Varda p^ormed in moulded into the firamework of the song, Yes, indeed, what is th^ to smile about the Lower Bar. He was preceded by others drifited whimsically in and out of at Surrey? Well if you missed last Sun- numerous floor singers: talented students long rK)tes held skilfully by the singer. In day's fireeban d (although I would have seizing the opp

this one. What plot there is deals with a sex scandal that brought down a Gov- ODEON EPSOM ROAD Leslie Nielsons attempt to guard our very ernment Basically, a Defence Ministe, Fri 10 March fcM^ Sevwi Days own Queen. As usual it's deadpan, silly, John Profumo, was sharing a prostitute, intermittently hilarious and always enter- Christine Keeler, with a Russian Naval taining. Wonderñil. Attache. Profumo lied about the affair to Screen 1 : RAIN MAN (15) Parliament, and was fcxced to resign. Daily at 2.15 4.15 6.15 8.45 Howevo-the real scandal was the hypo- Dustin Hoffman up for yet another Oscar. crisy (tf the "establishment" and how it He plays an autistic savant - a retard un- destroyed Stephen Ward (who intro- able to intâct with others but capable of Screen 3 : PASCALFS IS- duced Profumo to Keel^, and after the af- incredible feats of mental dexterity. Tom LAND fair "committed suicide" in prison). Cruise plays his egocentric hothCT who Consid^ng its subject, this film could kidn^ him with the intention of collar- So whCTe did the writer of "Fatal Attrae- have been cheap, sensationalist and ing some of the fcMtune that Hoffman has tieing shown , but also to of events follows. 1930 Comic Relief - and excitement than 78.267 q)isodes of see if they have won an award in the ca- Red Noses On!!! 2000 Kylie, Connolly Miami Vice and marginally more topical. tegory of best student film society. This and TV Gaga2030 Bread, Butterflies and Dcm't forget to get those bevvies in be- nomination is mainly due to the hard Liver Birds 2100 News 2130 Loadsa- fore Nigel adds to the 5.79 tax already le- wOTk of our past secretary Kath ' The money, Loadsalenny and a Bit Of I^ve vied on a bottle of spirits. Wild Woman of Wonga Congratu- la- AUen 2200 'Alio 'AUo! and a DoUop of Wednesday ticms should be directed towards Kath and Sauce 2230The Night of the Comic Dead 2100-ITV; FLYING SQUAD. Hy on the the whole of OFU should be wished good 2300 Barry Goes Bananas and Midnight luck for the weekend. Goes Mad 0000 Theophüus P. Wilde- wall look at the Sweeney. Provides a win- beeste Introduces the Big Love Hour dow on the real world for TV viewoï 0100 Hamlet by the Stavros Shakespea- weaned on the fictional drama of other rian Players 0130 The Young Ones and police series. Karting Monty Python SaMay Thursday 0045-C4; X,Y. AND ZEE. Film starring 2130-C4; FILM ON FOUR: PRICK UP Michael Caine and Elizabeth Taylor as a YOUR EARS. Lifestory of the con- Kapers couple who's marriage is on the rocks. troversial playwright Joe Oton, played FOT all those lucky people who have been Susannah Yoik completes the eternal by Gary Oldman. Directed by Stq)hen racing with us at Playscape Karting triangle as Caine's mistress. Frears tom a screenplay by Alan Bennet here's your chance to go for that first place, and the unlucky ones who haven't, Sunday Friday we are considering anoth^ tnp during 2015-C4; TWO MEN IN A BALLOON. 2130-BBCl; FRENCH CONNECTION week two or three of the Summer term. If The tale of Rrchard Branson, Per Lind- n. Gene Hackman returns to the role that you want to know more go and read the strand, an incredibly, gigantically, enor- brought him an Oscar, that of Popeye leaflet pinned to the notice board in the mous balloon and a wide expanse of cold, Doyle. While not quite living up to the Union.Interested? Then why not include wet, blue stuff. standard set by the first film, this sequal is an excellent police thriller with a your name on the notice board list with a Monday memorable "cold turkey" sequence and prefênce as to which we^ you could 2300-BBCl; HOT AIR AND FAN- an exciting climax. make it We must have all names in be- TASY. This wedc sees the London pre- Bailey. fore the md of term and th^ is a limit on mier of Terry Gilliam's new movie The places so hurry! Adventures Of Baron Munchausen. Happy Racing! BARE FACTS Friday 10th March 1989 11 Soul Club Column Joa here again. Hope yoo all enjoyed Wednesday tinue Souldiri>*s success. but I am trying to gel some more at the moment, so night, it hasn't hippencd yet, but it will have done Anyway again, we should at last have the long watdi this space and our noticeboard for details. by the time you raid this sh*tl & was a good meet- awaited (!) official Soulclub t-shiits by Saturday for Also gdng down is a trip to see Luther Vandross at ing thii week, with a lot decided on. At the momatt the open day. We have agreed on a design at the mo- Wembley, so sign now. Oh by the way, next term there is one ticket left for the Ten CiQr gig on Good ment (Though this maybe changed) which will be a will see SOUL hit Guildfoid in a big way.... playing Friday at the Domimcn, so if you w»t to go. see me white t-shiit with blac^ lettering, and either red or Guildford Civic Hall will be pê like the Com- (Cath Ct lB/4 if I haven't been kicked off campus luminous green highlights, ff you want one see us modores, and in one gig we will also have 3 De- yett), or Kcv (Cath Ct somewhere, see the pigeon either on Saturday in the Oman, or peisonally at any grees, Billy Paul and Harold Melvin and the hfrie) in case it hasn't been scM. Also, to dear up a time... We will keep the design screen, so we can re- Bluenotes so we will be getting about 30 tickets for little misundentaoding on my part, Monday's meet- order at any time. The price wiU be around six quid, eadi, hopefully at a reduced price. ing win not be an EGM, jost a GM with two cxtra- but don't quote me on that otdinaiy modoos to be passed. As a reminder, there Bade to gigs and diskos, it's all go at the moment. One last thing, if you want to contact us are two no-confidence votes... One against Joti,pro- Left this term, we have a Hall Bar disko next Wed- for any reason, for instance to boc^ dis- posed, seconded and guaranteed by five conunittee nesday (Flares night don't forget, so if you want to kos, gigs,orjustf(X'genial info., you can memlwn, (Me, Grd>, Kev, Mike and Roger) and get in dwap, get those bell-bottoms out now. no contact us via e-mail by using "mail soul- one other member (Lee), and One against the com- Tamsin that wasn't a dig at youl) and we are DJing mittee, and in particular me, Greb, Kev, Mike and the Ketball Qub disko in the Lower Bar on Monday club" - Style or wot?!!! Roger, proposed by Robbin, but no details have night Also we have at least three diskos booked for Funk off and die, been received through the correct channels yet... next term in the Lower Bar, and there will be loads Jon Airway, dut's Monday for you - Turn up if you more ia ihe Hall Bar. On the gig front, we at pres- want to vote for those you feel best suited to con- ent have only four tickets to see Kod and the Gang, Careers How can we help you? In last week's ar- 4) Had you prepared yourself well you want any of these for your own use, ticle I suggested that you should continu- enough? please come and collect one from the ously review your performance at 5) What did you say that went down Careers Information Room. How can you interview and in written ^plications. Are weU? help us? In a number of ways, for your written applications getting you in- 6) What did you say that went down example: Nadine keqjs notes on second terviews? If they are not getting you suf- badly? interview procedures adopted by various ficient • and you should aim at a success 7) Did you leave unsaid points you employers. Please come and tell her of rate ofat least 30%-are you presenting should have made? yourexperitìices. Especially, of couree, yourself well enough on paper and, in- 8) What specific advice were you given? come and see her before you go for that deed, are you af^lying fcM* the rig^t kind Rev^w your notes from time to time and fìnal interview so that you can bêfit of job? see if you can spot weaknesses. from the experiences of your col- If you want help, do come along and see Once you are aware of problems, you leagues.If you have any c(xnments on the us. can often be helped. S^vice arid its facilities or suggestions You should have kept ccîes of your ap- Again, we will be (xily too happy to do for im{nx)vement please do not hesitate to plicaticms; bring these with you and we whatever we can to help you im¡»ove let us know. If you are having problems will be only too hai^y to discuss th^. Is your performance. We would like to re- with a potential employer do come and your interview technique up to scratch? I mind you of our series of leaflets on vari- discuss them with us. Not only may we believe that AFTER EVERY INTER- ous aspects of job applications. These be able to help you, but others may be in VIEW it is worth making some notes on are: Written Applications The Curricu- the same boat your perfonnance, in particular lum Vitae Speculative Applications -1) Name and job of interviewer. Shortlisting Employers First Interview Peter Swift. Careers Servfce. 2) Purpose of intCTview. Check-List Final Selection Procedures 3) How roductive was the interview? Dealing with Offers of Employment If Come and stuff Bare Facts Arts Cinema BAD TII\/IING ZOO Bad timing is this Wednesday's film, the last (tf an int^sting Zoo or A Zed and Two Noughts was shown on 1st March. Ex- set of films shown by Arts Qnema this term. It is about an af- cusing a small technical hitch and the poor sound quali^, the fair between an Americian divorcee and a psychoanalyst The film as expected was strange with a stcny so losely put together couple are bound together by physKal desire (which is quite ex- I didn't Imow if there was one. It revolved around detached plicit at points in the film) and by the exasperation of being un- Siamese twins who wanted to be put back together and their re- able to take their realationship furtiier. The star filled cast alationship with a lady who starts with two legs, then one and includes Theresa Russell and An Garfiinkel. Bad Timing is di- ends up with none. Mixed in with this was some time lapse se- rected by Nicholas Roeg, a director known for his pessimism quences of decaying animals (taken from the ZOO) , and an and dazzling technique. As normal tùkets are available at the overwhelming sense of symmetry with the best lighting and trading desk andmust be boughtbeforeS.OOixn Wednesday ISth composition of shots I've evw seen on the screen. I'm sorry if March. you missed it, but make sure you don't next time it's shown. 12 Friday 10th March 1989 BARE FACTS

I was ail happy and excited at the prospect of having the best to be in line far coknirs eie and thus ensured of a che^r ticket, possible cme, but because of some to^y inaccurate rumours and make sure your club c^tain submits your nomination by the end asinine behaviour I stíll haven't What am I talking about? of term.I hope to set up a Spnts Dinno* C(Mnmittee to help make Answ^ U) me on a post card by Tuesday - lots of correct replies the day better than ever, so if any of ycHi would like to be in- should mean a successful year ahead. What's ail this waffly gaib volved rd be delighted lo hear from you. See BF fw future de- doing at the beginning of Sports Facts I hear you ask- well, after tails. suffering Matthew Ents' s banter last Friday at the size of my col- SUNDAY SPORT umn (fharr, fharr) I thougjit l'd show him how easy it is to fiU Last Week: Victory in the voUeyball toumament went to Surrey up space if I adopt his line of joumalism. A, who stretch their slend^ lead over Battersea A, losing semi- SPORTS STANDING finalists, to4 points. Runners-up were the Stag-Hill Stomp^, a On Monday at 5.15 in LTB th«^ is a really important Sports team including 2 veiy wom out young-ladies. Standing Committee meeting and those clubs not represented This Week: Soccer. So many entries this week that it'U be played will be firowned iqmn: remember folks, l'U be looking at next in 2 pools, the top 2 in each going thru' to the semi-finals if they year's budget allocaticms ov^ Easter... so desire. Will teams listed in pool X please appear at 2pm on ANNUAL SPORTS DINNER Sunday, those in pool Y at 3pm. Due to popular demand Suney's fît and healthy types will be Pool X - 2b tomcats, Battersea B, Paul's Pillocks A, Surrey A, embarking (mce again to Sandown Park Racecourse for this Yarddogs Pod Y - Battersea A, Paul's Pillocks B, Stag prestigious event Unlike (M^vious years, it will not be held in Hill Stompers, Sinrey B. the middle of most people's finals but on FRIDAY 23 JUNE, Jumble Sale which is the end of week 9. The cost of the tickets will not be AU Manor Farm left-overs not claimed after several wamings more than 20- Sandown have just announced price increases on went on sale as jumble on Wednesday, so if you see some(Hie their food (but not, hooray, on their beer)- but a discount may be walking around in your long k)st tracky botts tough cookie- you offered for prompt purchase of tickets when they become avail- can console yourself in the knowedge that the money they paid able at the tegining of next term. For those of you lucky enough has gone to a good cause! Come on Robin, weVe got a meeting with Catgirl... MATHS SOC A.G.M. wiU be held on latest Charts, Compact Dises used, Light via Prime ECN724, Cath Court reception Thursday 27th Aprii in the LOWCT Bar at Show for DISCO's On or Off site. For de- pigeonhole, or Economies (ad 17) Pi- 5.30pm. tails contact J^my Clarice,(Chem Eng) geonhole under"o''. TA. Rock Club AGM Thursday 16 March via UPH, Or for bookings phone (0342) Innocence, last seen Friday Night outside 1989. Ali committee positions up for 322954 or (0483) 504285. NatWest Please return to Cath Court Re- grabs: Come along and vote! !! (Does anyone book these people? - BF) cq)tìon under "M". Many big rewards to AikadoAGM! Don't forget! POWERHOUSE DISCOS. With over findo*. Holy Cathsoc Batman! 2000W of lighting, a vast collection of LOST : Seiko analogue watch - steel Fri lOth Mar. Mass 5.15pm. in Q.C. records and a high perfomance sound strap. Last seen in Sport's Hall - squash Sat 1 Ith Mar. Mass at 12.00am. in More system, we are the hottest independent court viewing gall^. If found, please House :Lunch. disco on campus. Lower bar/ Reception contact Adrian Paskins Compton 3 Gfd Sun 12th Mar. Mass in Hall Lounge discos $40. KUB parties/ equipment hiie Ct,orElecEngP/H. 11.15am& Buffet lunch. $25. Bookings should be made early to MISSINO from Charter Ball: A red, Pa- Mon 13th Mar. Renew Reception. Mass avoid disappointment See Clive, Surrey nasonic, Automatic, 35mm camera com- 7.30pm. in Surrey Ct Court, Wandle IRm 8. plete with my Ball photos. If anyone Tuel4ihMar. Mass5.15pm.inLTJ. SURREY COURT TRAMP OR TARTS ibund it please retrum to Johanna Hignett WedlSthMar. Mass8.I5am.inQ.C. PARTY. Saturday 1 Itii of March 8:30 til viap/h HinG I bet he drinks Carling Black Label 12:30, in Surrey Court Recq)tion. Free if Hoiy Cow Batman, whaf s Thrl6thMar. Mass5.15pm.inLTJ. tartedup. going on? Fri 17th Mar. Mass 5.15pm. in Q.C. POWERHOUSE DISCOS. This wedc: Electronics and Amateur Radio Society ChI-Rho... Is that a due Friday lOth March, Norwegian Societies (EARS) meetings Ipm Wednesdays Robin? disco in the hall bar. Saturday, llth 45BB20, ALL very welcome. Friday lOth March - l.OOPM - Lunch & March, Surrey Court disco 8:30 til 12:30. Part II of Saiah's talk, Batt»^ Court Its the last one this term, and must not be The cookie monster Bar Sunday 12th March - 10.30PM - Ser- missed!!! Sniff. Me sad because me not in BF any vice & Coffee A^rwards, CouncilltH-'s That Dastardiy Jolcer's Lost more! Fiat, Surrey Court Us Again Robin. Get on the The Bat Computer says Batphone. The Frog Detective Disco, Batman? What can it One Gold "Pulsar" Watch with Black Li- Chapter 9 mean? zard Skin Strap at a birthday par^ on I wallffîd into the Kwnedy HQ. Hazel Farm on Saturday 3rd March. Re- BANGBANGBANGBANG... LOWER BAR DISCO's from 35 quid, ward for return/info. If you have any uuurrrggghh. OVER 9000 tiacks, from the 60's to the idea where it woit please contact "Jez" The End