Michigan Wolverines (22-7, 14-3 B1G) (17-13, 7-10 B1G) 12 The Rage Page Volume XV Issue XVII The Official Newsletter of the Maize Rage 8 March 2014

Hoosiers projected starting line-up: We all know that Indiana celebrated their Big Ten Championship in Crisler Center last 11 Kevin (Yogi) Ferrell 6’0” G season. Despite it being our turn and having the conference title in hand, we're all eager for payback against Indiana. It's Senior Night (J-Mo Night in our case), so let's Called Yogi because he was chubby as a toddler. end another great season at Crisler with a win! Go Blue! Also goes by Yog, Yogurt, Yoshi, Yoga, and Yoda. 13 Austin Etherington 6’6” F Lone Ranger: Yogi Ferrell is on Twitter @Mr_MiYogi, but his name on Twitter is Was ejected earlier this season. The Hoosier’s Steven Glansberg. For those unfamiliar with Steven Glansberg, he is the kid from the dissapointing year has gotten the best of him. movie Superbad that sits alone at lunch every day eating his dessert. Is Yogi really that lame? Well, he does share his name with a picnic-basket-stealing animated bear. 0 Will Sheehey 6’7” F Has a parody Twitter account with description: Balling McPetition: Former McDonald's All-American Vonleh is leading a petition for his out in the Hall, wrangling gators, and rum-running. telecommunications class. It’s aimed at persuading McDonald's to include more 5 Troy Williams 6’7” F meatless options on their menu. So far, he has 173 signatures, leaving him short of his goal of 200, but he’s solidifying his spot for future McDonald’s employment. Has a lion tattoo on his chest. His motto: a lion doesn’t concern himself with the opinion of a sheep. Briefly: Peter Jurkin (#42) is from South Sudan. Evan Gordon (#10) transferred 1 Noah Vonleh 6’10” F from Liberty to Arizona St. before ending up at Indiana. Stanford Robinson (#22) Missed the last two games with left foot wants people to watch Pretty Little Liars with him. Hanner Mosquera-Perea (#12) inflammation. He is questionable for tonight. recently returned from suspension after an OWI arrest. HC The Rest of the Hoosiers: Andrew Calomeris (#2), Jonny Marlin (#3), Devin Davis He probably still blames Michigan assistant coach (#15), Taylor Wayer (#20), Joe Fagan (#21), Jeff Howard (#24), Collin Hartman (#30), Jeff Meyer for Indiana’s struggles this year. Jeremy Hollowell (#33)

To comply with the Big Ten sportsmanship code, the Keep it classy, Rage: As one of college ’s premiere student sections, it’s important that we “Bum of the Game” has been replaced by the “Player refrain from swearing or using other slurs throughout the game. The University of Michigan is an institution to Watch”: Will Sheehey of class, and as a collective representative, we need to uphold this standard. The Rage Page is produced by the Maize Rage and is funded by the Student Organization Funding Commision of the UM Central Student Government. It does not reflect the views of the Michigan Athletic Department or the University of Michigan. Have questions, comments, or potential future Rage Page material? Contact Maegan Mathew, Rage Page Editor ([email protected]) Outright Conference Champs!: For the first time since 1986, Cheers: Be steady and DON’T SPEED UP Michigan clinched the outright Offense: Defense: Championship after blowing out the Fighting Illini in Champaign. - Here we go Michigan, here we go! - Popcorn (Jump up and down while (clap clap) screaming OHHHHH!!) Shooting the Lights Out: Against Illinois on Tuesday, Michigan - Let’s Go Michigan! (clap, clap, clap - De-fense! (clap clap) shot 57% from the field, including 16 three-pointers and 70% clap clap) - Bounce! Bounce! Pass! (Yell from behind the arc. Impressively, the 16 three-pointers ties the - Go, Blue, Go! (clap clap clap) “bounce” when the opposition school record that was set earlier this season against Houston - Let’s Go Blue! (clap) dribbles, and “pass” when they pass) Baptist! - Go Blue! (clap clap)

J-Mo's Last Home Game: Tonight is the last time that fifth year “EH”-BOMB: When Nik Stauskas makes a three drop back in your seats as if senior Jordan Morgan will put on a uniform for Michigan at the a bomb has violently shaken the Crisler Center and yell “Eh” like you’re Crisler Center. Morgan has been a huge part of the team the past Canadian four years, averaging 6.6 points per game and almost 5 rebounds per game. The Bacari Corner Tourney Time: Thursday marks the start of the 2014 Big Ten A Tribute to coach Bacari Alexander and his Tweets: Tournament. Michigan has solidified the top seed and will play Friday at noon on ESPN. We will play the winner of the 8/9 Mar 4: “Shifting the Mindset to Indiana. We MUST end seeded matchup. our losing streak to them. #focused”

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