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The O bserver___ VOL. XXII, NO. 97 WEDNESDAY, MARCH 1, 1989

the independent newspaper serving Notre Dame and Saint Mary's Phone registration on hold for spring By KELLEY TUTHILL “This system, as does any Staff Reporter large, complex computer sys­ tem, requires extensive and DART (Direct Access thorough testing before it is in­ Registration by Telephone) troduced in order to minimize will not be initiated for this the likelihood of problems spring’s enrollment, as further when it is first used,” said testing of the system is needed Winicur in a letter sent out to prior to student use. all Notre Dame students that are not graduating this May. registrar has many duties, Winicur said that there was page 4 not sufficient time to do the testing before registration this The system will be tested spring. thoroughly this summer with The tests will determine the plans to register students by responsiveness of the com­ phone next Oct. for the Spring puter and check for unforseen 1990 semester, said Daniel combinations such as special Winicur, dean of administra­ majors or requirements that tion and registrar. have not been programmed “I was willing to try the sys­ into the system, said Winicur. tem this semester, but I was The Registrar is looking for not willing to take the chance students to participate in the that something would go testing of the system this sum­ wrong,” said Winicur. “We mer, said Winicur. “The more Sing-atong ,neObser\»r/E.G.Batey don’t want the students to be students, the better the test, Sophomores Keith Sallis, left, and Andre Jones, right, join the crowd in singing "Reach Out and Touch guinea pigs.” said Winicur. Somebody's Hand” at St. Hedwig’s/St. Joseph’s High School's closing of Black History Month. Bush lobbying hard for Tower Daley wins Chicago Associated Press The administration’s efforts Bush said he did not know mayoral primary suffered a setback when Re­ whether he could win over Associated Press WASHINGTON- President publican Sen. Larry Pressler of a lower turnout among blacks than senators who have indicated whites. Bush launched a full-court South Dakota announced he opposition to Tower, saying CHICAGO- Richard Daley, son With 67 percent of the city's press Tuesday to salvage John was “very much leaning only that “I hope so.” of the legendary boss of Chicago 2,911 precincts reporting, Daley Tower’s nomination, meeting against” confirmation and But with Tower sitting on his politics, defeated Mayor Eugene had 386,950 votes or 65 percent privately with a dozen swing urged Tower to withdraw left in the Cabinet room, the Sawyer in a Democratic primary to Sawyer’s 206,345 votes or 34 Tuesday and took a giant step percent. Three other candidates Democrats and wavering before a vote. president said he had not heard toward the City Hall office his Republicans in hopes of per­ “I think that he may very anyone “challenge this man’s divided the remaining votes. fatherheld for 21 years. If Daley wins the April 4 suading them to back his cho­ well be doing him (Bush) a fa­ knowledge and his ability.” Daley built a commanding lead general election and claims sen defense secretary. vor in this case,” said Pressler, “He’s the best to do the job with overpowering support from leadership of the nation's third- “I’m working hard at it,” who said he was fearful that that needs to be done,” Bush predominantly white wards. largest city, it would mark the Bush told reporters at a Tower would not be capable of said. “I don’t believe that Although Sawyer, the city's first time a white has ousted a picture-taking session during cleaning up the Pentagon anybody should be pilloried on second black mayor, ran up black mayor in one of the impressive margins in his own country's biggest cities. an afternoon Cabinet meeting. procurement system if con­ strongholds, he was hampered by “I’m committed.” firmed. see TOWER, page 3 see DALEY, page 5 Zahm triumphant in Iceberg Debates final By KATHY RYAN News Staff Zahm defeated Stanford last night plaques for individual team members. in the final round of the Iceberg Stanford was awarded with a second Debates held last night in the Library place prize of $250 for the dorm's Auditorium . general fund in addition to trophies Dean of the Law School David for each team member. Link, chairman and spokesman of a “ I was pleased. Turn out was panel of five judges, announced a good, as was audience participation," vote of 3:2 in favor of Zahm after said Father Malloy. He also what he called "a very close debate." commented on last night's debaters' Zahm defended the negative side of ability to defend sides opposite to last night' to the improvement of that their own opinions. country's record of upholding the Father Malloy added that the human rights of its citizens." debates were intended to improve Zahm held that cutting economic intellectual life in the middle of aid to Latin American countries hurts winter and felt they accomplished the needs of the people in those this goal. He hopes the program can countries while increasing the be sustained in further years. number of dissenters and creating Chairman of Iceberg Debates Joe political unrest. McKenna, rector of Sorin Hall, was Stanford stressed the importance of equally pleased with the success of the U.S.'s public dissociation from last night's debate. "I think it pays oppressive governments. Their tribute to the quality of the Zahm and argument was based on "an ethical Stanford teams. They are budding power imperative logically politicians with a great deal of flair synthesized with driving American and ability to think on their feet. Let's principals." look out for them in ten years time," University President Father Edward said McKenna. The Observer/Erin Cusack Malloy presented Zahm's team with Senior Paul Bintinger, from Stanford, gives opening statements at the Iceberg Debates finals, held last night,$500 for the dorm's general fund and see DEBATE, page 5 as opponents Rajajit Singh and Jim McCarthy, both from Zahm, look on. page 2 The Observer Wednesday, March 1, 1989 INSIDE COLUMN IN BRIEF CatSteveriSSOngshavebeenbannedbyanlndianapolis February: A time to radio station because of the former pop singer’s support of Ayatollah Khomeini’s condemnation of “The Satanic Verses.” The radio station WXTZ-FM made the announce­ ment Monday. Stevens, who now lives in London under complain, but not to act the name Yussef Islam, said he supported Khomeini’s call February must be that time of the year. That time when for the death of author Salman Rushdie. “If someone everyone has nothing better to do with their time in defames the Prophet, he must die,” said Stevens. “WXTZ sunny South Bend but complain, whine, and moan about Chris does not believe it’s appropriate to support in any way anything that suits their fancy. this type of international terrorism, nor do we believe in It seems as though February at Notre Dame brings out Donnelly the advocating of murder in any way, much less in a the worst in people. It's true that compared to the football season there is nothing to do on weekends and that this is Managing Editor m anner than imperils freedom of expression,” said Randy compounded by the infamous lake-effect weather but Harrison, operations manager for the easy listening sta­ February isn't all that bad. Is it? tion. -Associated Press We've complained about Sports Illustrated's sexist ap-na-02-28-89 1449est swimsuit issue, the lousy food in the dining hall, the closing of the 24-hour Oak Room, JPW weekend, hell, we've even complained about the complaints (this column included). OF INTEREST I don't know why February effects everyone so. Maybe it is the shortness of the month, maybe it is the weather, or maybe it's a let down after the football season. Who The 1989 Collegiate Jazz Festivalneeds volunteers. can say for sure? Open positions include ticket, T-shirt, and program sales, For whatever reason it is strange that of all the months stage crew, and security, for Festival at Stepan Center of the year, we pick February to complain in. It is almost D ® April 7-8. For more information contact Chris Denver like national complaining month. The interesting thing about all of the whining we as m, (2478) or M att McGlynn (2282). -The Observer students have been doing for the past 28 days is that in the midst of this onslaught of complaints there has also All interested in Class Officeare required to attend been a considerable amount of apathy. (Here comes my a mandatory meeting for prospective candidates on complaint). Thursday, March 2 in the Montgomery Theatre of LaFor- Most everyone on campus thinks Notre Dame is one of tune. -The Observer the most apathetic places on earth. We complain about this constantly. They all want someone else to take the initative and Applications are available for positions of m anager change the and assistant manager at Irish Gardens. The completed attitudes around campus. "Notre Dame stinks, I wish applications are to be returned to the flower shop no later there was something to do on weekends,” is just one than Friday March 3. -The Observer example of this attitude. Don't get me wrong. There are some students who number of the respondents figured it wasn't worth their The Rlin-Off Electionfor student body president and make an effort to make a time. "Enough people will fill them out, they don't need vice president as well as Senate District One will be held difference, but the majority of students are like a friend mine," seems to be the pervasive attitude. who lives next to me in the dorm. This friend is How wrong all these people are. Your response does today in the dorms from 11:00-1:00 and 5:00-7:00. Off- constantly telling me that The Observer should do this, make a difference. Take for example the student body campus will be in the Student Government Office from that and the other thing to fix things around campus. election. Only 3,711 students voted in Monday's 11:00-1:00 and 3:00-5:00. -The Observer "Someone really should write about this teacher's lousy election. If only 11 more people had voted for Matt teaching, " he'll tell me. Breslin there would have been no need for a run-off. In To some extent he's right, The Observer is hardly this instance every seemingly insignificant vote would The University Librariesare observing the Y ear of exempt, but he is really just trying to get someone else to probably have made a difference in the final outcome. Cultural Diversity with the recent acquisition of new titles do his work for him. He doesn't want to make an effort to Where does all of this leave us on the first day of a write a letter to the editor himself. He wants someone brand new month? Well, we have managed to voice a lot relevant to the theme for the videocassette collection in else to do it. of complaints and get some dialogue this past month, but the Hesburgh Library. The video collection is located in Regretfully this friend is not alone. Student we have also complained about things without presenting the audio center on the second floor of the Hesburgh Li­ government, in an effort to assist students with class an alternative we are willing to follow through on. brary. -The Observer selection, distributed course evaluation questionaires to Getting people to want to change something is a lot all the students on campus. About 400 students easier than actually getting them to change it. responded. Since February was the month of bitching and apathy, Students complain about classes, but when someone let's try to make March the month of acting and WSND FM 88.9 is looking for people interested in makes an effort to help, they decide not to assist in the suggesting ways to change the system. applying for news director for next year. No experience process. March is coming in like a lion, and hopefully will go is necessary. Call Jim Mendenhall at 287-5758 for more I am not sure why so few responded, but I'd say a large out like a lamb. information. -The Observer

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The Observer (USPS 599 2-4000) is published Monday through Friday except during exam and vacation periods. The Observeris published by the students of the University of Notre Dame and Saint Mary's College. Subscriptions may be purchas­ ed for $40 per year ($25 per semester) by writing The Observer, P.O . Box Q, Notre Don't forget to check out TED'S Hideaway!! Dame, Indiana 46556. The Observer is a member of The Amodafted Press. Allreproduction rights are ND / SMC I.D. required. Wednesday, March 1, 1989 The Observer page 3 Garzia upgraded to good condition Observer Staff Report report or to meet with Stonebreaker. Saint Mary’s Junior Ursula “Our only concern at this Garzia has been upgraded to point is for their health,” Heis­ good condition Tuesday after­ ler said. It would be several noon, following a car accident days at least before any type in which she was injured early of decision regarding punish­ Saturday morning. ment would be made, Heisler Junior Michael said. Stonebreaker, who was the Heisler said that all Univer­ driver of the car involved in the sity policies regarding alcohol one-car accident, remained in abuse would be upheld. He said fair condition late Tuesday, any further action would be up said a Memorial Hospital to Holtz. spokesperson. Stonebreaker and Garzia University policy requires were injured when evaluation and counseling of Stonebreaker’s car ran off the students who abuse alcohol and road on U.S. 31/33 and struck a the possible loss of campus sign pole. Tests after the acci­ driving privileges for alcohol- dent showed Stonebreaker had related driving offenses, said a blood-alcohol level of .157 per­ Denny Moore, assistant direc­ cent. Indiana’s legal intoxica­ tor of public relations and in­ tion level is .10 percent. formation. No decision has been made In an unrelated case, Heisler regarding punishment of said that disciplinary action Stonebreaker, said Associate taken against Sophomore tail­ Sports Information Director back Tony Brooks barring him John Heisler. Heisler said Head from extracurricular activities Coach Lou Holtz had returned was a decision made outside to campus late Tuesday after­ the athletic department. Heis­ noon and has not had a chance ler would not speculate on the to either review the accident reason behind the suspension. Dozens dead in riots Flamers APPhol° in Venezuela’s capital Radical students in Seoul. South Korea, burn effigies George Bush of the United States during an anti- Gov’t suspends rights to restore order of Presidents Roh Tae-woo,ieft, of South Korea and government and U.S. rally.

Associated Press Civilians exchanged gunfire with police and shop owners Democratic Socialist speaks on CARACAS, Venezuela- took up arms to protect their Rioting over price increases property in the wake of the ravaged Caracas for a second riots, which began Monday in poverty in U.S. from 50s to 80s day Tuesday as looting spread, Caracas, the capital, and and the government said it was spread to up to seven other By DANNIKA SIMPSON suspending constitutional cities. News Staff job training and legal services time jobs after being laid off for the poor. from previous jobs, he said, guarantees to restore order. The month-old government Michael Harrington, national Harrington said that poverty Police estimated up to 50 of President Carlos Andres and they are therefore “sliding co-chairperson of the Demo­ was an “integrated problem” down the social ladder.” people were killed and 500 in­ Perez announced it has decided cratic Socialists of America, in the 1950s and 60s, which af­ jured in the worst violence in to suspend constitional guaran­ Harrington compared the examined poverty in America fected blacks, whites and 30 years of democratic rule. tees to re-establish order. U.S. system to Japan’s, where, from the 1950’s through the Hispanics. He also stated that “executives go to the same 1980’s in a lecture Tuesday before Johnson many of the el­ bathroom as employees” and night. derly were poor because of lack workers “have lifetime Harrington said that Lyndon of benefits to help them with guaranteed employment.” He Johnson’s “unconditional war their health and day-to-day said that the U.S. should incor­ on poverty” in 1964 was under­ living. porate some aspects of the Ja­ emphasized because of the Harrington stated that, in panese system into its own in Vietnam War. He did praise contrast, the “new poor are order to make it more economi­ Johnson for “ cutting poverty of overwhelming the working cally just. the aging in half” by establish­ poor.” Many people who work Harrington said he thinks ing Medicare and covering the have low paying “poverty part- that we “can’t have a war on eldery under Social Security. time jobs without any kind of poverty because the majority He also praised the Johnson ad­ medical co verge.” Many of Americans are not affluent.” ministration for establishing people have to take these part- He thinks that in order to solve the poverty problem we must “link the struggle against povertry in the U.S. to the struggle against poverty in the Senior world” because it would be wrong to have an America that was just in an unjust world. format Harrington’s lecture, which was held at the library 1989 auditorium, was sponsored by the Kellogg Institute for Inter­ national Studies, the Govern­ As the world gets smaller, opportunity ‘Bid Sates ment departmemt, and student government. gets larger with the IIT MBA. 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He said was made up in the fall semes­ the Registrar’s only headache - the busiest times are ter of 1988, said Winicur. The the office also allots clas­ M on/W ed/Fri., 10:00 a.m. and schedule is based upon the srooms, compiles the informa­ 11:00 a.m . and Tues/Thurs. at exam schedule from the year tion in the course schedule 9:30 a.m. and 11:00 a.m . When before, said Winicur. For ex­ booklet and sets the final exam a “classroom crunch” such as ample, this spring’s schedule schedule. this occurs, the Registrar will depends on when last spring’s First preference for clas­ go to a department that has exams were held. srooms is awarded to the de­ several classes scheduled at “ We move the exam that was partment whose building the that time and ask them to move held on Friday last year to the room is in, said Daniel Winicur, some classes around, accor­ first day this year,” said dean of administration and ding to Winicur. Winicur. Every other exam is registrar. “For example, a “Some departments like moved up accordingly. chemistry or physics class math and engineering histori­ The schedule is sent to the would have first preference for cally get together to work out assistant and associate deans a room in Nieuwland,” said conflicts,” said Winicur. Once of each college, said Winciur. Winicur.- the preliminary course infor­ The deans look over the “ Then we look at the history. mation is back from the depart­ schedule and problems are dis­ If one faculty member has ments, it is entered into a com­ cussed at a later meeting, said taught in the room for years, puter, said Winicur. The course Winicur. we take that into account,” said information is sent back to the “At the meeting, the Winicur. However, if the room departments for review before schedule is amended and if size and the type of room does the actual course selection there are conflicts, we clear not suit the class, it is unlikely booklet is printed, said them up. But when one dean that the professor would keep Winicur. makes a change it affects an­ the room, said Winicur. The departments offering the other,” said Winicur. The The particular departments course also decide if a class is schedule is also coordinated who sponsor the class decide going to be registration by per­ with Saint Mary’s College, said Modern art? Ap Photo the maximum and minimum mission only, said Winicur. Winicur. A visitor takes a closer look at the ‘industrial painting’ of Italian number of students, said However, the departments are The fall exam schedule is set underground artist Guiseppe Gallizio at the George Pompidou Center in Winicur. “We assign clas­ asked to meet the guidelines set up in the early summer, said Paris. srooms based on the m aximum up by the Office of the Winicur. The courses offered number of students.” Registrar. “We ask for jus­ must be known prior to After registration, the Office tification of why a particular scheduling exams, he said. En­ /Happy 21st of the Registrar has a better class needs to be check- rollment numbers are also im­ idea of class size, said Winicur. marked,’ ” said Winicur. portant because there are few Birthday!! At this time there is a readjust­ “We want to make sure that large classrooms that must be ment of classrooms. 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Completed applications due March 3 at 5 pm. Wednesday, March 1, 1989 The Observer ______page 5 St. Pat’s, spring break focus of HPC meeting By MAURA KRAUSE ties for the upcoming tit. Staff Reporter Patrick’s week. The celebration will officially Constitutional amendments begin Wednesday, March 15 were unanimously approved with “ Irish Night at the Alley”- for the Student Union Board by Beacon bowling from 9:00 the Hall Presidents’ Council p.m.-l:30 a.m. Shoes will be last night, and activities for free with a student I D. Spring Break and St. Patrick’s The “Shamrock Shuffle”, a Day were also discussed. 4K run around campus, will The changes, approved first take place Thursday March 16 by the student senate, con­ at 4:00 p.m. The “King and cerned tha addition of a new Queen O’ the Irish ” contest will article, creating a council com­ follow that evening at 7:00 p.m. posed of the student body pres­ at Theodores. After the contest, ident, the SUB manager, and each dorm will be allowed to the HPC chairperson. The donate pennies in support of changes will go into effect im­ their candidate for King or mediately. Queen. Proceeds from the con­ In other news, Rich Daly, as­ test will go to charity. sistant director of alumni Irish week will conclude on clubs, spoke to the council St. Patrick’s day with an “Irish about the Alumni Association’s Block Party.” Dancing will be spring break support program. to the music of three Irish Each year, the Alumni Associ­ groups. Irish soda bread and ation travels to the school- other refreshmants will be sponsored break location. This served including “Midnight year, the association will travel Munchies”-a pancake break­ to South Padre Island. fast at midnight. The block The association will provide party will be held at the Field House Mall under a tent. ! ______free long distance phone calls, The Observer/Erin Cusack orange juice, Coke products Also announced was the con­ Blue light specials and morning newspapers to tinuation of Bookstore Basket­ Freshmen Margie Sutherland and Eileen Collet look Haggar Hall. The sale featured crafts from around students on break in the area. ball sign-ups. Teams may still for attractive merchandise at the Global Images sale at the world. The sale was held on Feb. 27 and 28. There will also be an incoming register today from 4:00-6:00 phone number for emer­ p.m. in the SUB office. The cap­ support on the predominantly blac running surprisingly strong outside gencies. However, “the Alumni tains meeting will be held South and West Sides. the 10th Ward, the gritty, South Side Association will not be acting M arch 28 at 7:30 p.m. in Stepan Daley At the same time, the elections enclave that sent him to the City continued from page 1 board said the number of Republican Council for nearly two decades and in loco parentis,” said Daly. Center. ballots cast totaled about 25,000— supported him when he converted to Students should bring a Junior Dog Books will not be Following a campaign that many some 50 percent more than in the the Republican Party. N.DySMC I D., said Daly. made available until the end of observers found tame by Chicago's previous election. With 61 percent of the precincts Mike Hough, from SUB, this week at which time they raucous standards, turnout in the Usually, a victory in a reporting, Vrdolyak had 6,720 votes, brought to the council informa­ can be purchased in the Junior primary election was lower than Chicago Democratic primary is or 42 percent, to Sohn's 7,342 votes, tion on SUB-sponsored activi­ class office. expected, and black turnout was enough to ensure victory in the or 45 percent, but some precincts running about 10 percentage points general election. were not immediately reporting the behind white turnout, the Chicago But this year could be different. write-in votes. Businessmen William AIR TRAVEL Board of Election Commissioners The GOP primary took on unusual Grutzmacher and Kenneth Hurst split said. interest in the past week when former the remainder. 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Reception to Follow Reader’s Digest page 6 The Observer Wednesday, March 1, 1989 English-speakers lose Quebec’s lingual battle Associated Press 1970s between the 81 percent MONTREAL- It appeared with French heritage and a the French and English lan­ minority with a cultural kin­ guages could live together in ship to Ontario and the other Quebec after separatist fervor English-speaking provinces. abated nearly a decade ago, Power shifted to the French- but the struggle resumed in speaking majority in those December and French appears years but the separatist tide to have won. ebbed after 1980, and with it the New issues arise constantly, dispute over language, when such as whether the inside of a Quebec voters rejected a bus is really outside for sign sovereignty referendum. purposes, and the answer al­ Then came a ruling by the most every time is that the Supreme Court of Canada in signs must be only in French. December that a 1977 Quebec The English-speaking law requiring all signs to be in minority, although dis­ French was unconstitutional. gruntled, appears to accept The court said French could be that the fight is lost. required to predominate on all “Resigned is probably the signs but other languages could right catchword,” said Donald not be prohibited. Taylor, a psychology professor The provincial government, at McGill University. which has broader powers than Language is “ a symbol of state governments in the identity and it also is a resource United States, overrode the that has associated power, and decision with new legislation status, and success and for the language on signs. access*” he said. “So these ap­ Bill 178, as it is known, re­ parently minor events evoke quires that all outdoor signs Music maker The Observer/Erin Cusack very primary feelings.” still be solely in French, but for Michelle Darnell, a freshman from Lemans, plays Quebec was a battleground of the first time since 1977 allowed the guitar, making silvery notes gently waft through culture and language in the bilingual indoor signs. Indiana House approves ‘beer baron bill’ The Observer Associated Press eventually that trend could then I will call the shots,” said force up beer prices by putting Rep. Donald Nelson, R- is currently accepting applications for the INDIANAPOLIS- The In­ control of all brands in the Indianapolis. following positions: diana House approved the con­ hands of a few distributors. By “There’s no question the troversial “beer baron bill” contrast, he and other sup­ price will go up,” said Rep. J. Tuesday as opponents tried to porters of the bill claimed, Jeff Hays, D-Evansville. He Purchasing Manager rally beer drinkers to fight the competition among breweries said a recent spot check in Ken­ m easure. would hold down beer prices if tucky and Illinois showed beer Lawmakers voted 60-40 for H.B. 2055 took effect. prices there 38 to 70 cents more Payroll Manager House Bill 2055, which would However, opponents of the per six pack than they were in permit breweries to establish bill said it would force beer Evansville. exclusive territories for the dis­ prices up immediately. All other states perm it tribution of beer. The proposal Retailers couldn’t shop around breweries to establish their dis­ Send resumes by March 14 to: would repeal a 10-year-old Al­ for the best price for a brand tribution territories. Controller Michelle Soper coholic Beverage Commission but would be forced to buy it Other opponents claimed the For more information call 239-5303. rule banning exclusive beer from the exclusive distributor bill was attempting to turn territories. for their area, opponents of the back the clock to a time when H.B. 2055 now goes to the Sen­ bill said. every community could sup­ ate, where opponents hope to “If all the outlets have to port a beer distributor who had defeat it. come to me to get the product, an exclusive contract. Grant Monahan, president of SENIOR CLUB BILLIARDS the Indiana Retail Council, said his group probably will keep up Wish your friends a happy MALL an advertising campaign 3-CUSHION BILLIARDS SNOOKER aimed at getting beer drinkers to call their lawmakers. birthday with Observer “If this bill had come down WE HAVE THE BEST “SHOOTIN” TABLES IN on Wednesday or Thursday, advertising. THE AREA, WITH A QUIET PLAYING and the public had had a ATMOSPHERE. chance to have input, I think Call 239-6900 the vote would have been dif­ EVERYONE PLAYS “POOL” AT THE: ferent,” said Monahan. A group of retailers took out SENIORS CLUB BILLIARDS a full-page advertisement in 603 E. WASHINGTON The Indianapolis Star on Tues­ SOUTH BEND 287-7324 day to argue against the bill, claiming it will boost beer OPEN MONDAY THRU SATURDAY 9 AM-? prices substantially. HOME OF THE LEGENDARY TOM MRQ7 Rep. Marc Carmichael, D- Muncie, denied his bill would DRINK DRIVE do that. He argued that “in the ATTENTION: Grad Students, long run, it will allow beer Call for Professors, prices to go down.” Carm ichael claim ed the ABC great Notre Dame Employees rule “literally turned an indus­ Savings try upside down.” He charged the rule was a deliberate at­ A public service message from The Observer MAPLE LANE APARTMENTS tempt to shift sales of beer from one group of distributors Less than 10 minutes from campus to another. The ABC rule has forced INVEST IN AN INTERNATIONAL many local, family-owned dis­ tributorships out of business, EXPERIENCE said Carmichael, who left his job with a South Bend dis­ AT SAINT LOUIS UNIVERSITY’S MADRID tributor after the rule was ap­ proved. If left unchecked, the CENTER SUMMER ANDOR FALL-SPR1NG rule could lead to creation of a 8 9 9 0 ACADEMIC YEAR. BUSINESS, few large distributorships that Offers would control many brands of ADMINISTRATION, HISPANIC STUDIES, beer, he said. POLITICAL SCIENCE, ETC. 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Associated Press from an initial report a month mated during the fourth quar­ “The surge in consumption effects, the economy would ago, economists labeled the ter as imports grew at an an­ pulled in more imports with the have expanded a t a 3.1 percent WASHINGTON- The eco­ new GNP statistics disturbing nual rate of 13 percent, result that the deterioration in rate. nomy grew at a lackluster an­ because of the weakness in swamping a 7 percent gain in the trade deficit was worse nual rate of 2 percent in the trade, the speed-up in inflation exports. than previously assumed,” On the inflation front, a GNP final three months of 1988,the and an acceleration of con­ said Jerry Jasinowski, chief price measure that reflects slowest pace in two years, sumer spending. recession expected by end ofeconomist of the National As­ changing consumption pat­ reflecting a worsening trade 1990, page 8 sociation of Manufacturers. terns rose at an annual rate of deficit and the lingering effects “The shape of the economy 5.3 percent in the fourth quar­ of the summer drought, the looks worse than we thought,” Consumer spending rose at a It marked the second con­ ter, up from a 4.7 percent rate government said Tuesday. said David Wyss, senior finan­ robust 3.5 percent annual rate, secutive quarter that the GNP of increase in the third quarter. cial economist for Data Re­ too fast given current con­ trade deficit worsened and The Commerce Department sources Inc., of Lexington, straints on production result­ served to emphasize In another economic report said the slowdown in the gross Mass. “ All the changes were in ing from tight labor markets economists’ contention that Tuesday, the National Associ­ national product, the total out­ the wrong direction.” and high operating rates, America’s trade woes are a ation of Realtors said existing put of goods and services, was economists said. The jump in long way from being solved. single-family home sales fell a accompanied by a pickup in the Economists were concerned consumer spending, which sharp 7.4 percent in January to inflation rate as food prices and because the new GNP report went primarily to big-ticket The fourth quarter figure an annual rate of 3.63 million the costs of imports both rose. showed that the country’s trade items such as cars, also showed was depressed by the lingering units. The median price of a While the 2 percent overall imbalance worsened even that Americans’ appetite for effects of last summer’s home rose 3.2 percent to growth figure was unchanged more than previously esti­ foreign goods is unabated. drought. Without the drought $91,500. com e people carry our Soviet magazine says ^ compatibility a bit too fargov’t told ‘political lies’ Associated Press Mikhail S. Gorbachev’s cam­ paign for “glasnost,” or MOSCOW- A prominent greater openness, such harsh state-run magazine has scath­ criticism of Communist Party ingly criticized the Communist practices in an official Soviet Party, accusing it of spreading publication would have “political lies” that have recently seemed impossible. deceived the Soviet people for The article, by widely known generations. sociologist Igor M. Klyamkin, The unprecedented attack in also hints at the central the literary monthly Novy Mir paradox of Gorbachev’s also questioned the rationale of blueprint for political change, the 20 million-member party’s by noting that Soviet legal monopoly on power, “democratization” is taking enshrined by the 1977 Constitu­ place in a system where one tion, and says genuine party has declared itself soci­ democracy is impossible until ety’s sole legitimate ruler. the party permits open dissent The criticism comes at a in its ranks. time when Soviets are prepar­ Even in the franker atmo­ ing for their first national mul- sphere fostered by President ticandiate elections.

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Associated Press the association, said that with 70 percent expecting the economists were more optimis­ board to boost interest rates tic about 1989 in part because further in the next six months. WASHINGTON- The eco­ Discount Rate of signs that auto sales, retail Woodward said the inflation­ Interest rate Fed. Reserve Board charges on loans to financial institutions nomy will slow substantially in spending and housing construc­ ary pressures, if they do not 1989 with rising inflation and tion were holding up even with start receding, would likely 7.0 higher interest rates likely to the increase in interest rates. take their toll on the expansion, topple the country into a reces­ “The business economists which has already lasted a sion before the end of next feel that this expansion is not peacetime record of six years. 6.5 year, the nation’s top business at the end of its string yet. We “Inflation rates of 5 percent economists predicted Monday. probably have another year or to 5.25 percent are too high to The National Association of so to go,’’ Woodworth, senior be consistent with long-term 1 6 .0 Business Economists said a domestic economist at Bankers growth and over time they survey of its members found Trust Co. of New York, said at would send the economy into a them slightly more optimistic a news briefing. recession, ” he said. i5 .5 about growth prospects for this The new survey was taken The median forecast for year than they were three before the latest round of growth this year, as measured months ago. credit-tightening on the part of by the gross national product, s 5 . 0 But by lopsided numbers, the the Federal Reserve Board. was 2.7 percent, up slightly economists were still predict­ Last Friday, the Fed boosted from a 2.5 percent estimate July Sept Nov Jan Mar May July Sept Nov Jan Feb 1 9 8 7 ing that the most likely date for its discount rate, the interest it made by the business 1 9 8 8 1 9 8 9 the start of the next recession charges to make loans to fin­ economists three months ago. Source: Federal Reserve Bulletin The Observer was 1990. ancial institutions, to 7 percent. The economy grew at a four- most private forecasters. and then beginning to decline Three out of four of the A hike in the discount rate is year high of 3.8 percent last The administration is count­ to 7.8 percent by the end of 1989. economists surveyed expected the most dramatic signal the year. ing on faster growth to bring in a new recession sometime in central bank can send of its in­ The Bush administration has more revenues and help it The administration is the next two years. However, tentions to push interest rates based its first budget on an es­ lower the budget deficit with­ forecasting substantially lower the number predicting a higher to dampen an over­ timate that the economy will out resorting to higher taxes. rates for this year, a projection downturn in 1989 dropped from heated economy. slow only modestly in 1989 to a On the question of interest that also makes the deficit look 40 percent to 19 percent in the The business economists ex­ growth rate of 3.2 percent, but rates, the business economists smaller on paper because it latest survey. pressed strong support for the this estimate is about one-half see short-term rates hitting a lowers government borrowing Jay Woodworth, president of Fed’s inflation-fighting battle, percentage point higher than peak of 8.5 percent this year costs. Small firms can profit by Nicaragua hit by hyperinflation better college relationsAssociated Press middle class is enduring as a droves, undeterred even by a result of Nicaragua’s economic get-tough U.S. immigration Special to The Observer to the needs of industry, says MANAGUA, Nicaragua- The crisis and the thought that policy that took effect last Greg Legan, assistant to the young businesswoman looked crosses so many people’s Tuesday. WEST LAFAYETTE, head of Purdue’s Depart­ tense and worried when the minds: pack up and leave for Despite a tripling of the price Ind.- Can small, high- ment of Computer Science morning papers brought the the United States, where many for a new passport, technology firms benefit and co-researcher for the news of the cordoba’s fifth have relatives and friends. Nicaraguarans still flock to im­ from improved relation­ study. devaluation this year. The devaluation of the cor­ migration offices. ships with colleges and uni­ While executives place The government’s latest doba is part of the govern­ At the new rate, a typical versities? high priority on better devaluation of the national cur­ ment’s efforts to halt hyper­ monthly salary of 200,000 cor­ A prelim inary study of 200 relationships, they demon­ rency meant only one thing: inflation. dobas is worth $52. Many high-growth firms says strate little willingness to in­ higher prices for food and To control runaway inflation professionals earn up to 500,000 “yes,” but the study indi­ vest in developing those transport; higher costs for that reached 20,000 percent in cordobas a month, which trans­ cates that universities and relationships, says Legan. doing business; yet another 1988 and 97 percent in January lates to only $131. A new pas­ industry need to clarify their round of belt-tightening. alone, the government is firing sport costs 150,000 cordobas. needs and expectations. “Only eight of the res­ “If we ate meat three times more than 30,000 workers, The study was conducted ponding firms have a full­ a week, now we’ll eat it once a slashing public spending and A senior Western diplomat by two Purdue University time university relations co­ week and so on until we become tightly restricting credit. said figures compiled from researchers to gather data ordinator, although 58 vegetarians,” the woman said, “You keep cutting back and various sources indicate that on how small firms develop percent of the respondents toying with the pencil at her cutting back (on the household from 1979 - when the leftist San- and maintain relationships have an employee with that desk. “But even vegetables are budget), but now I’m wonder­ dinistas came to power- with colleges and univer­ as a part-time responsibil­ expensive - when you can find ing what else I can eliminate,” through 1987, Nicaraguara lost sities. The study was de­ ity,” he says. them .” the woman added. about 8,500 professionals. signed to gather data prior The woman and her husband “And if that’s us and people The diplomat, who spoke on to a m ore comprehensive in­ “Our research and obser­ are urban professionals in their like us,” she said, leaning for­ condition of anonymity, said vestigation. vations suggest that the col­ early 30s with a small business. ward to emphasize her point, about 2,000 professionals and In general, executives feel lege relations position in They are expecting their third “can you imagine what poor business people left the country that universities need to be most small companies is a child. people are going through?” in 1988 alone - despite the sig­ more practical in their re­ low-priority position with ex­ In private conversations, the Poor and middle-class people ning of a prelim inary peace ac­ search and more responsive tremely high turnover.” two spoke of the hardships the are leaving the country in cord in March. Employee stock ownership plans not always a good deal

By LOUIS RUYKEYSER Hospital Corporation of would help privately owned aster for a floundering compa­ make leveraged buyouts, Business Writer America have gone this route, companies whose owners ny. prevent hostile takeovers, rid swelling the number of ESOP wanted to retire, and would themselves of unprofitable You’re an ordinary working plans to an estimated 8,000. give workers the opportunity to In other words, instead of a divisions, or just reap rewards stiff in a big corporation. Sud­ ESOPs have always been a become capitalists, even on a pension plan based on sensible by selling out at astronomical denly your mean old boss starts sort of tax dodge. Low-interest small scale. diversification, workers, might prices to the firms’ employees talking as if we were the rich loans are made by an outside be putting all their eggs in the while giving them only a pas­ Uncle Harry you always lender to a trust set up for a From the start, there were same basket from which they sive role in managment. wished you had. Out of the company’s employees. The serious questions about using pluck their paychecks. If the Joseph Blasi, management goodness of his heart, he tells trust buys shares in the com­ the tax code for this purpose. basket collapses, as companies professor and author of the you, he’s going to give you and pany. The company gets the Critics ranged across the eco­ are known to do, look out! recent book “Employee the rest of the labor force a money. But unliuke other nomic spectrum from Milton Indeed, when I pressed Kelso Ownership: Revolution or piece of the action. forms of borrowing, the com­ Friedman to Paul Samuelson, on this once, he acknowledged Ripoff?” put it to me bluntly: How good a deal is this real­ pany’s cash contributions to who denounced the plan as a that he would not recommend “All too often. . . employee ly? And is it just possible that the ESOP (with which these loophole. ESOPs for “companies that ownership is abused by somebody along the way is get­ loans are actually repaid) are But perhaps the most serious are unsuccessful, companies managers who exploit it for ting snookered? fully deductible, principle as reservation was that ESOPs that are unprofitable,” adding their own purposes.” Could be- even though well as interest. were making an implied prom­ frankly: “It’s no substitute for At its best, employee owner­ there’s a growing trend among The leading evangelist for ise on which they might not be good management.” ship can provide financial se­ major corporations to adopt ESOPs is San • Francisco able to deliver. ESOPs look like curity and job protection. But ESOPs (employee stock lawyer Louis Kelso, who made retirement plans and have Now, to these traditional con­ workers offered such a plan ownership plans) that give a major convert in 1973 of Sen. been launched mostly through cerns about ESOPs, comes a should remember the oldest their employees a stake in the Russel Long, then chairman of the federal penion laws. new one. Within the last year rule in investing: caveat business. Companies like the Senate Finance Commit­ Congress, however, exempted or two, many large firms have emptor. Otherwise, they may Texaco, Proctor & Gamble, tee. Highly favorable law was ESOPs from key pension jumped on the ESOP band­ find themselves in the goats. . . Polaroid, J.C. Penny, Avis, and written. The idea was that it safeguards that could spell dis­ wagon as a financing vehicle to in an ESOPs fable. Viewpoint W ednesday, March 1, 1989 ■ page 9 The new modern version of Heaven Editor’s note: The following fictional Rome! Aren’t we clever?” guy’s a Vatican agent.” “Would you believe that He actually article is a satirical account which Riding in a cloud-car with Fr. Cur­ “ M ary?” had the audacity to say that He was represents the author’s personal views. rent down Karl Rahner Boulevard, the “Same place. Annoying woman. Al­ being patient with us, but that He would Some time ago I had a very interest­ main drag, I was able to peruse many ways trying to steal the glory from us be forced to discipline us soon’? Dis­ ing experience during one of my late- of Heaven’s new features. One could theologians. By the way, I highly doubt cipline the Third Magisterum? Never! night visits to the Grotto. No sooner did see shopping malls, teeming with won­ that she was a virgin.” I suspected He was a Vatican stooge I reach for my rosary beads than Our derful stores like “Ray Hunthausen’s “St. Paul?” all along.” Lady, in person, appeared to me, Annul-mart, $1.98 Annulment Spe­ “That fascist, sexist pig? We locked “Well, can I speak to Him?” saying “I’ve been meaning to ask you cials!,” “Andrew Greeley’s Adult him up long ago. He and that Jesus char­ “No, but you can speak to the person a favor, Glenn. There have been some Bookshop,” and “Liturgies R Us.” acter just don’t belong in the twentieth we’ve appointed to be God’ in His pretty strange things happening in There was even a multiplex cinema century. They both oppose women’s or­ stead: Hans Kung, Kung of Kings, Lord Heaven lately, and I’d like you to take showing round-the-clock screenings of dination, too.” of Liberal Theology. There he is, sitting a look around. It seems that some nit­ The Last Temptation of Christ’ in “St. Michael the Archangel?” on his high pedestal now!” wits have staged a coup, and are trying every theatre, with free commentary “A warmonger! A foe of peace and I crossed Red Square to the pedestal to destroy my son’s Church. I’ll give from eminent theologians after each justice! We burned him at the stake and asked, “What in the world are you you an assumed identity.” As soon as show. Fr. Current turned to me and last week. No use for intolerant people doing up there, Herr Kung?” I replied “Sure thing, old girl,” I im­ said: like him in our new heaven.” He replied, “Ah, sir, I walk upon the mediately found myself standing on a “Isn’t it just wonderful? I bet you Soon thereafter, Current stopped the air and look down on the Vatican from platform of clouds, underneath an arch never thought Heaven was as good as cloud-car, saying, “Well, we’re here!” a superior standpoint.” with the inscription ‘The Pearly Gate.’ this. No more ‘New Jerusalem’ stuff. “W here?” I answered, “Well, I suppose it’s bet­ There’s my favorite store over there! “Why, Red Square, downtown ter that you sneer at the Pope from a Glenn Fogarty It’s called The Religious Super­ Managua! In honor of our favorite Mar­ pedestal in the air than do it from the market.’ You can buy any doctrine or xist slave pen, of course. Liberation ground.” with no apologies heresy you want there, provided that it theology, you know. We re going to isn’t approved by the Vatican.” erect statues of the New Holy Trinity Precisely. Only by dangling my mind A bespectacled man in a three-piece “ Can I even buy voodoo or paganism , in the center of the square this week! in the heavens and mingling my rare suit soon approached me, just as I was and incorporate it into liberal theol­ Marx, Lenin, and Daniel Berrigan. Has thought with ethereal air could I ever rem arking, “ So, this m ust be Heaven.” ogy?” a nice theological ring to it, don’t you achieve strict theological arrogance.” The man replied: “Oh, sure. I do that all the time. Their think?” I replied, “Well, that’s all very nice,” “Well, we liberal theologians are still Shinto is especially tasty. I make my Suddenly a loudspeaker started and turning to Fr. Current said, “I think debating whether this place actually favorite dishes with the ‘Shake & B ake’ blaring the message: I’ve had my fill of the new Heaven.” exists or not. When we decide that it Religion mix. Just put the ingredients “Silence. This is Big Doubter speak­ “Aren’t you going to stay for our does exist, then it will. Not a moment you want in a bag, shake, put it in the ing. Today you shall think the thought Woodstock Hedonistic Lovefest? It’ll be sooner.” oven, and you have your own gourmet ‘You can be too loyal to the Pope. You just like the 60’s! Free abortions, too. “Who are you?” I asked. heresy! Last night I used some Manic- can be to emphatic about the divinity Abortion isn’t a black and white issue, “Oh, forgive me,” he replied. “I’m haeism, some Gnosticism, and just of Christ.’” you know. . .” Fr. Charles Current. I’ll be your guide plain old Hedonism, mixed it with Ar­ “Words of Wisdom,” Current said. “I think I’ll take my leave. Mary, if to Heaven. You must be Mr. Fogarty, rogance and a dash of paprika, and “Over there’s our new Buddhist you’ll do the honors?” Suddenly I found the rep from the Church of Atheism. voila! Charles Current Casserole!” Temple, the centerpiece of our new\ myself back at the Grotto. Was I ever Atheism is such a grand faith. We Wondering where all the ‘big’ people Heaven. Ecumenism, you know. We glad to be back at Notre Dame, a real liberal theologians have been toying in Heaven were, I began to ask Current have a Catholic chapel over here, for Catholic place. Walking across with the idea of incorporating it into a few questions: decorative purposes. We only play one campus, however, I noticed an an­ our Catholic theology, you know. We “Ah, Fr. Current, where’s this Jesus hymn, ‘Non Serviam.’” nouncement proclaiming “This week! must be ecumenical!” fellow?” “So I see. What does God have to say Bus trips to see The Last Temptation “Well, uh...” “Well, he’s under guard in our new about all this?” of Christ’.” Well, maybe not so Catholic “Let me show you around. You’ll like Schillebeeckx Prison. Would you “God? We re not on speaking terms after all. our new setup. You’ve heard the saying believe that he actually denied that that with Him. If we got involved with God, ‘All roads lead to Rom e’? Well, we’ve fine film was about him? Or that he it would send a chilling effect over all Glenn Fogarty is a sophomore in the completely rerouted Heaven’s highway wasn’t actually a woman? He even sup­ theological innovation.” College of Arts and Letters and is a system. Now all roads lead away from ports Humanae Vitae! I suspect the “What a pity.” regular Viewpoint columnist. P.O. Box Q completed in April of each year, the treasurer. Applicants must be sop­ gained a greater understanding of busi­ Asst. Treasurer’s student body treasurer is responsible homores in the College of Business Ad­ ness, leadership qualities, and experi­ job now open for maintaining an accurate record of ministration. During the chosen appli­ ence in dealing with people in general. all finances and dispersing the all­ cant’s junior year, he or she will serve I am looking forward to sharing my Dear Editor : ocated funds to the organizations men­ as the assistant treasurer in a learning experience with the new assistant trea­ Each year we see and hear about the tioned above. The student body trea­ capacity to become familiar with the surer next year. many activities offered by the student surer serves on the Student Senate, the financial operations of student govern­ Applications for the assistant student organizations on campus. However, Student Union Board Steering Commit­ ment. Then, on April 1, 1990, he or she body treasurer’s position may be ob­ most of us do not realize that our $55 tee (the monitoring board for SUB), the will assume the role of student body tained in the Treasurer’s Office on the student activity fee provides the fun­ Student Business Board (the monitor­ treasurer. Thus, the person chosen will second floor of LaFortune, between 12 ding for these various groups and the ing board for the student-run busi­ have the opportunity to serve under two and 4 p.m. this week. All applications activities they sponsor. In fact, close to nesses in LaFortune as well as Ad- different student government ad­ are due this Thursday at 4 p.m., and $400,000 is collected from the student works), and as chairman of the Student ministrations. interviews will be held after spring activity fee and the student body trea­ Senate Budget and Finace Committee, break. If you have any questions, surer is responsible for budgeting this where it is the treasurer’s duty to see As the current assistant student body please don’t hesitate to stop by or call sum to the many organizations which that each eligible organization on treasurer, I would encourage anyone the Treasurer’s Office, or to pursue this rely on it for their operations. These campus receives funding for the follow­ eligible to apply for the position. This interest. The position of assistant stu­ include: student government, SUB, the ing year. past year has been both challenging dent body treasurer provides a great class governments, each dorm and the and rewarding in helping me prepare learning experience, one which can Hall Presidents’ Council, the Judicial If you are interested in sharing some for the future. Through this job, I have only be built upon in the future. and Off-Campus Councils, and over 120 of this responsibility, student govern­ been able to gain practical experience other clubs and organizations on ment needs you. Each year in March, and help make important decisions. In Guy Weismantel campus. interviews are held to select someone many ways, this job has been compa­ Assistant Student Body Treasurer Once the budgeting process has been to serve as the assistant student body rable to a summer internship. I have Feb. 27, 1989

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-Tom Landry (saying goodbye to the Dallas Cowboys after 29 years as coach) page 10 Viewpoint Wednesday, March 1, 1989 The power of the poor

Editor’s note: The author of this article The very next day this point became group of men putting boards over all also said he would like to see his lead­ participated in an Urban Plunge at St. a vivid reality when we visited the the windows and the door of that house. ership role in the community taken Josaphat Church in Chicago from Jan. parish of St. Agatha and their ever- The sensation I felt as I watched this over by members of the community it­ 11-13. optimistic and energetic priest, Fr. scene was one of corruption-a corrup­ self. He stressed that one must not take Mike I vers. Fr. I vers gave each of us tion of those in control of this situation. a paternal attitude towards the poor, One of the main issues that arose on an individual tour of his area, and as There seemed to be a total disregard as an advocate for the poor, in this my first night of the Urban Plunge as he was walking around with Jim Mer­ for this woman’s rights and welfare. I climate of lack of respect and concern. Fr. Grassi led us around his parish curic, they cam e across a lady who had wondered to myself who this woman In conjunction with this, Fr. Ivers neighborhood was that being poor just then been evicted from her house. would have turned to if Fr. Ivers was means more than a lack of material Apparently there was a dispute over not available to her, or if she lived in One should help the poor so that even­ goods. It also means a lack of political ownership of the house and the pay­ an area where the Church was very pas­ tually they will be able to help them­ strength, so that the poor often feel ment of property taxes. This is a legal sive. selves. In his Church there is a painting helpless about changing or controlling problem that Fr. Ivers could not deal of the Last Supper, and all those seated their situation. I learned that in this with himself, so he decided to help this Of course, I do not really know the around the table are represented by atmosphere, the Church becomes a lady by calling a lawyer he knew. Fur­ complete circumstances of why she various black leaders. This is the thermore, it just so happened that a was being evicted, and it is possible Church’s way of being sensitive to the John Halpin reporter for the Chigago Tribune was that there is a good and legitimate rea­ needs of its people and identifying with guest column also on the tour. He asked the lady if son why she should not be allowed to them. Fr. Ivers understands the impor­ she would like press coverage of what live there. However, even if this is so, tance of role models in a child’s devel­ trusted friend, the only resort a person had happened to her. If the lawyers the lack of respect shown for this lady opment, and this painting, combined m ay have in asking for help. F r. Grassi could not help her, possibly the power is inexcusable no matter what the cir­ with his efforts to develop Black explained that although the Church also of public opinion could. cumstances. The attitude displayed leaders within the community, are ex­ has limited power, it can serve as a towards her I think, may reflect a gen­ amples of how he is trying to provide voice for the poor, and work to organize The situation was really a very strik­ eral overall attitude that landlords and these role models. them so that they can increase their ing one. Here was a woman standing the Chicago government take toward own power and begin to feel more of a in front of the home she had woken up the poor. I found it very interesting to John halpin is a senior Arts and Letters sense of control over their destiny. in that morning, and now there was a learn how important the Church can be pre-professional major. Q Doherty’s crimes were political. sponsoring activities for our class such articles which are offensive to the Cath- Mr. Doherty has not been held with­ as Freshman Dare Night at Theodore’s, olic faith. To refresh your memory, Prisoner’s rights not out charge, as she would have us to Freshman Night at Beacon Bowl, the Professor, Common Sense writers have violated by US believe. He is free to leave this country freshman ski trip (with the Saint called Cardinal Ratzinger “a Nazi,” at any time, as long as he is willing to Mary’s freshman class), and the Valen­ they’ve published scandalously absurd Dear Editor: return to the U.K. to serve out his life- tine’s Day balloon sale. The council has articles about the late Monsignor I feel I must reply to Maura sentence. His legal rights have been in also worked with the Freshman year Escriva and the Catholic lay group that O’Siochain’s letter criticizing our gov­ no way violated in this country. of Studies in organizing and executing he founded, Opus Dei, and of course, ernment’s handling of the United She states that Mr. Doherty seeks po­ such events as the freshman trips to they’ve poked fun at our Holy Father, Kingdom’s request for the extradition litical asylum in the U.S. This also is Chicago and the snow party at Bendix John Paul II. Perhaps the folks who of Joseph Doherty. Ms. O’Siochain not correct. He is trying to be ex­ Woods. The council is currently produce Common Sense like to criticize states Mr. Doherty has been held in this tradited to the Republic of Ireland, working on a class mass and a possible everything under the sun which doesn’t country for over five years without where he is only under a 10-year sen­ Freshman Formal this spring. fit their “progressive” viewpoint, but charge, in violation of his rights, while tence for other crimes. I have no doubt these Catholic priests that they’ve of­ the U.K. has tried to extradite him for these are political also. We encourage any and all freshman fended are inspirational figures to mil­ “political” crimes. to contact their dorm representative if lions of Catholics the world over: Mr. Doherty, a member of the She tells us that the British legal sys­ they have any questions or suggestions, Ratzinger serves in a critical post in provisional Irish Republican Army, tem has been criticized by governments since our purpose is to serve you. The the Vatican heirarchy, Escriva has was convicted in the U.K. in 1981 of the worldwide as being unfair to Irish Freshman Office on the second floor of been nominated for canonization by one murder of a British army captain. He defendants. This is true. The govern­ LaFortune is open five days a week and third of the Church’s bishops, and the escaped from prison that same year ments of such countries as Cuba, Libya, we welcome any freshman to stop by. Pope is the Vicar of Christ on earth. and fled to the United States, where he and Iran have all been highly critical While priestly celibacy may be a was arrested in 1983 for illegally enter­ of British justice. Fortunately, their Michael Ferguson “sexual disorder” to the Common ing the country without a passport. The opinions carry little weight in the UK President Sense staff, to Catholics, it is a sign of U.K. requested extradition, but Judge or elseshere. Ted Stum pf a person who has responded to a calling Sirozzo of the Southern District of New She ends by saying that as an Irish- Vice-President from God to give himself entirely to the York ruled that Mr. Doherty’s crimes American I should be angered by this Freshman Advisory Council people as “alter Christus.” Few things came within the political activities ex­ great travesty of justice. I do feel Feb. 22, 1989 in the world are more beautiful than ception to the U.S.-U.K. extradition anger, but it is directed at those who the priestly ministry. Yet to the folks treaty existing at that time, and so he would wrap a murderer in the Irish tri­ behind Common Sense, it is something denied extradition. If that treaty was color and try to convince me he’s a vic­ Diversity not always to be made fun of, an anachronism in still in effect today, the reasoning be­ tim. our modern, “progressive” brave new hind Judge Sirozzo’s ruling would deny desirable world. extradition to the U.K. of those who Brian Martin Dear Editor: bombed Pan Am flight 103. The U.S. Off-campus English Department Chairman It cannot be denied that Common Senate moved quickly to pass a new Feb. 27, 1989 Joseph Buttigeig (The Observer, Feb. Sense brings diversity to the Notre extradition treaty that retroactively in­ 24) thinks that Notre Dame ought to Dame media, but from the tone of some cluded such political offenses as the honor Common Sense’s two-year an­ of its articles, it does not appear to be murder of a British soldier. Since that Freshman Advisory niversary. To the professor, it is a a good type of diversity. While every­ time, he has been fighting extradition daring project accomplished by “a one is entitled to histier opinion, there for the murder, and deportation to the Council update group of selfless student and faculty are limits to tolerance. When individ­ U.K. (he is a British citizen) for his Dear Editor: volunteers.” It is a travesty of justice uals blaspheme the sacred, when they illegal entry into this country. She We would like to inform you of what to Professor Buttigeig that Common live in a Catholic University, yet dem­ states that four other federal district the Freshman Advisory Council has Sense has not been recognized because onstrate very little respect for the Cath­ court judges have ruled that Mr. been doing this year. The Freshman it is a “voice of diversity.” olic faith, then they do not deserve our Doherty’s crimes were political. This Advisory Council consists of a fresh­ toleration because they do not respect is not correct. Judge Sirozzo’s ruling is, man representative from each dorm on From reading Buttigieg’s remarks, our beliefs. For Professor Buttigieg to unfortunately, not subject to appeal. campus to represent the freshmen of it would appear that Common Sense demand that we honor Common Sense, Therefore, the U.S. government was his or her dorm in the Notre Dame stu­ was a learned journal engineered by a it would appear that we would be dis­ forced to mount four separate col­ dent government. The council meets group of brave and noble martyrs for honoring our Catholic faith. lateral attacks (an attack questioning once a week and has worked since early the cause of The Truth. From reading the proceedings, not the substantive last semester to facilitate communica­ Common Sense, it would appear that William Murray ruling). All four were dismissed on tion between the class and student gov­ Buttigeig’s judgment is serverely im­ Holy Cross Hall procedural grounds, not because Mr. ernment, as well as organizing and paired. This newspaper has published Feb. 24, 1989

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M o m t l e w i i i urrender to the excitement of Taps" KYM MACARTHUR ther, are now running the accent writer dance studio once owned by Max’s late father. Little Mo W hen the lights dim and sees in Max the possibility of the audience hushes, realizing his dream of in­ only one sound invades the tegrating tap and modern movie theatre - the steady rock. Amy sees Max as a “drip, drip” of water. The man she still loves, but isn’t audience is overwhelmed by sure she can live with. the intricate layers of rich sensory images presented in Although the story line the opening scene of “Tap.” holds its own, the truly out­ From the outset of “Tap,” standing aspect of “Tap” is in which Max Washington the choreography. Henry (Gregory Hines) dances with LeTang, a New York native a frantic nervousness in his who has worked with dancers jail cell, you know that you and boxers alike, colors the have to like tap dancing to film with memorable dance like this appropriately-titled scenes. The rhythm is con­ film. tagious, transmitting the pul­ Max grew up a black kid in sating drama of life itself— the ghetto with an extraordi­ the tap dance is life. nary talent for dancing. Disil­ Writer / director Nick lusioned by the poverty of his Castle merges two art forms, hard-working father, also a and is so successful due to dancer, Max turns to crime. the artistic capability of Although his shady career Hines, Davis, and Douglas. pays well, eventually the law “Tap” is a movie which will catches up with him and Max make you tap your feet as lands in jail. well as touch your emotions. Upon his release, Max The hard edges of the real returns to the familiar world are glossed-over, and streets, taking a job as a extreme realists will object, dishwasher and waiting for a but “Tap” certainly enter­ better offer. Amy, his ex­ tains. If you’ve had enough of girlfriend (Suzzanne reality - midterms, winter, It’s a “challenge” when Max Washington (Gregory Hlnes)(dancing at center) proves he’s better Douglas), and Little Mo bad SYR dates- surrender to than ever making a surprise return to the tap dance studio where he grew up. (Sammy Davis Jr.), her fa­ the excitement of “Tap.” 'Who's Harry Crumb'—too slapstick

JANICE ARCHER Crumb, Eliot Draisen (played Annie Potts does a wonder­ accent writer by Jeffrey Jones) calls Harry ful job as Helen Downing, the to take this case based on his cheating, greedy wife. This W hen a student drops a belief that Crumb is hope­ role is so unlike the one she glass or breaks a bowl lessly incompetent. This is has on the TV series, in the dining hall, heads turn because Draisen is actually “Designing Women,” that it to look and scattered cheers the kidnapper, trying to get is fun to watch. The sight of break out. This occassional $10 million dollars from her repeatedly smacking and embarassing moment may be Downing. By doing this, he berating her brainless funny to on lookers. However, hopes to convince Downing’s boyfriend is hysterical. She such an incident is funny only wife, Helen, to leave her hus­ plays the part well of a wo­ once or twice. One hour and a band for him and his new­ man who really does not care half of objects (often price­ found money. what man she is with, as long less ones) being destroyed Draisen’s obsession with as he has money. bedomes tedious. Unfortun­ Helen (played by Annie Jeffrey Jones also makes ately, this is exactly what Potts) allows him to overlook the movie more enjoyable happens in the new John the fact that she is only con­ with his performance as Candy comedy, “Who’s Harry cerned with money. What he Draisen. In this film, his Crum b?” does not realize, however, is obsessed character is some­ There does happen to be a that Helen is actually plot­ what similar to the high plot somewhere among the ting, with her tennis pro school principal he played in debris of ruined living rooms boyfriend, to kill Downing for “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.” and offices. Harry Crumb his millions. It becomes The lengths Draisen goes to (John Candy) is the last “in a Crumb’s job to wade through so as to insure his future with long line of great Crumb this mess of greed and deceit. Helen are unbelievable. His detectives.” He is called in by He eventually does, through exterior look of a successful the home office to solve the no fault of his own. business executive amusingly kidnapping of Jennifer Candy, always willing to contrasts with his inner Fearless In the line of duty, Detective Harry Crumb (John Candy) Downing, daughter of multi­ appear foolish to get a laugh, sleaziness. slips into a daring disguise in Tri-Star Picture’s comedy “Who’s millionaire P.J. Downing. takes things too far in this The promotions for this Harry Crumb? ” The president of Crumb and film. In one visit to movie claim Crumb has Downing’s office, he gets bit­ “nerves of steel, body of iron, ten by a piranha and kills it, and brain of stone.” The Calvin and Hobbes Bill Watterson puts both hands into a trayful brain part quickly becomes of fish hooks, and destroys an apparent. Crumb never really 'H o r n in g , dad OATMEAL, HUH? VES. W X r u . BET lOU'D RATHER HAVE NO,THANKS. WUAT ARE YOU antique model of a ship along solves any part of the case. Hews XouR. A 9QW L OF DONE TOO CD A BOWL OF FAST?, UP-SMACLING, I'M TRXING HAVING, MOM? with the glass case it sits in. The solutions fall directly into b r e a k f a s t ? PASTX, BLAND. DESCRIBE CRONOtf -ON-THE- O JT SID E , t o r e a c h Bo r in g o l d Not only is Crumb’s clumsi­ his bumbling path. COLORLESS XOUR. OWN CHEWX-ON-TUE-INSIDE, WDOIE AGE. TOAST AND TEA? ness over-emphasized, but This film fails when it tries SLUDGE. Food s o m e - CHOCOLATE FROSTED SUGAR. his considerable frame is of­ to imitate the style of others BOMBS! CAN I P3JR TOO SOME? YOU WANT THE BEANIE, ten taken advantage of for such as “Airplane” and “The YOU EAT THE laughs. As one of his many Naked Gun.” The humorous CEREAL, subtle disguises, Crumb slapstick quality of these . CALVIN. dresses as a jockey when he movies is nowhere to be goes to the racetrack. He gets found in “Who’s Harry firm ly stuck while talking on Crumb?” The only crumbs the phone in a booth designed anyone should see are those for jockeys. found on dining hall tables. Sports Wednesday page 12 Wednesday, February 15, 1989

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AP Top Twenty College Baseball Poll Eastern Conference The Top Twenty college basketball teams in The The top 20 college baseball teams i n the Col- Atlantic Division Associated Press poll, with first-place votes in paren­ legiate Baseball-ESPN poll, with first-place votes in W L Pet. GB theses, this season's records, total points and pre­ parentheses, this season's records, total points and New York 37 18 .673 vious week rankings. Points based on 20-19-18-17 previous week rankings. Notre Dame opponents are Philadelphia 29 24 .547 7 etc. Notre Dame opponents are italicized. italicized. Boston 25 29 .463 11.5 W ashington 22 31 .415 14 1. Arizona (54) 22-3 1,305 2 1. T exas A&M 13-0 489 6 New Jersey 21 35 .375 16.5 2. Georgetown (5) 22-3 1,219 3 2. Florida 13-2 485 1 Charlotte 15 39 .278 21.5 3. Indiana (5) 23-5 1,122 4 3. Miami (Fla.) 8-3 481 2 Central Division 4. Oklahoma (1) 24-4 1,083 1 4. Texas 10-8 479 3 Cleveland 41 12 .774 5. North Carolina 24-5 1,052 5 5. Louisiana State 9-1 478 10 Detroit 36 15 .706 4 6. Syracuse (1) 23-5 990 6 6. Florida State 9-3 475 5 Milwaukee 34 18 .654 6.5 7. Missouri 23-6 941 7 7. Arizona State 14-5 470 9 Atlanta 35 20 .636 7 8. Illinois 23-4 846 10 8. Mississippi State 2-0 467 11 Chicago 32 21 .604 9 9. Duke 21-5 825 9 9. Cal State-Long Beach 15-0 466 20 Indiana 13 40 .245 28 10. Michigan 21-6 676 13 10. Oklahoma State 3-2 461 4 11. Iowa 21-6 590 14 11. San Jose State 15-0 458 18 Western Conference 12. Seton Hall 23-5 588 15 12. Cal State-Fullerton 7-4 453 8 Midwest Division 13. Stanford 23-5 511 16 13. California 13-3 450 12 W L Pet. GB 14. Louisville 19-7 496 8 14. Wichita State 3-1 449 13 Utah 34 22 .607 15. W est Virginia 23-3 373 11 15. Arizona 15-6 445 14 Houston 31 23 .574 2 16. Florida State 19-6 223 12 16. Southern Cal 14-4 442 7 Denver 30 25 .545 3.5 17. St. M ary's (Calif.) 24-3 184 19 17. Arkansas 5-0 439 17 Dallas 28 25 .528 4.5 18. Nevada-Las Vegas 20-7 176 18 18. Georgia Tech 5-2 437 15 San Antonio 13 41 .241 20 19. Ball State 23-2 138 20 19. Oklahoma 3-0 431 19 Miami 8 45 .151 24.5 20. North Carolina State 18-7 125 17 20. South Florida 8-3 425 Pacific Division 21. Clemson 3-1 422 16 L.A. Lakers 37 17 .685 Others receiving votes: Louisiana :State 122, 22. South Carolina 3-1 421 21 Phoenix 34 19 .642 2.5 Memphis S tate 65, LaSalle 51, Evansville 44, Florida 23. Brigham Young 4-1 418 22 Seattle 32 20 .615 4 33, Georgia Tech 27, Texas-EI Paso 8, Georgia 24. Fresno State 8-6 414 Golden State 30 21 .588 5.5 Southern 7, Pittsburgh 6, Texas 6, Kansas State 5, 25. Washington State 0-0 413 25 Portland 26 26 .500 10 Arkansas-Little Rock 4 Providence 4 Temn/e 4 Sacram ento Arkansas 3, W isconsin 3, Boise State 2, Oregon L.A. Clippers 11 45 .196 27 State 2, Minnesota 1. ■1 W ednesday’s G am es Atlanta at Boston New Jersey at Washington College Hockey Poll The finalists for the Associated Press col­ Utah at Detroit The top 20 college hockey teams in the NCAA lege basketball Player of the Year and Coach New York at Milwaukee Division Ipoll, with first-place votes in parentheses, Golden State at L A. Lakers of the Year: this s easo n 's records, total points and previous week Philadelphia at Sacramento Players rankings. Notre Dame opponents are italicized. □ Mookie Blaylock, Oklahoma □ Sherman Douglas, Syracuse 1. (tie) Harvard (2) 24-2-0 58 t2 NHL Standings □ Jay Edwards, Indiana Minnesota (2) 31-8-3 58 t2 3. Michigan State □ Sean Elliott, Arizona 30-7-1 52 1 4. Boston College 20-8-4 47 4 WALES CONFERENCE □ Pervis Ellison, Louisville 5. Lake Superior State 24-8-6 43 5 Adams Division D Danny Ferry, Duke 6. Northern Michigan 23-15-2 38 6 W L TGFGA Pts. D Chris Jackson, Louisiana State 7. (tie) St. Lawrence 22-5-0 36 7 Montreal 43 15 7 257 185 93 Maine D Stacey King, Oklahoma 27-11-0 36 8 Buffalo 30 28 6 241 248 66 9. Wisconsin D Todd Lichti, Stanford 22-13-5 24 t1 1 Boston 27 24 11 217 199 65 10. □ Glen Rice, Michigan Illinois-Chicago 21-11-5 23 10 Hartford 27 31 4 233 232 58 11. North Dakota 22-17-1 19 9 Q uebec 22 36 6 215 282 50 12. Providence 17-14-2 18 C o ach es 13. M ichigan 21-13-4 12 13 □ Dale Brown, Louisiana State 14. Colgate 18-9-1 8 t11 D P.J. Carlesimo, Seton Hall 15. (tie) Bowling Green 22-14-3 4 t15 Patrick Division * □ Gale Catlett, W est Virginia Northeastern 16-15-2 4 14 N Y. Rangers 33 23 8 262 234 74 □ Bob Knight, Indiana Pittsburgh 32 24 7 284 269 71 □ Mike Krzyzewski, Duke ‘Interhall Playoffs W ashington 30 24 10 232 212 70 29 241 214 65 □ Rick Majerus, Ball State Sem ifinals Philadelphia 31 3 New Jersey 21 31 11 225 262 53 □ Lynn Nance, St. Mary's (Calif.) Dillon over Alumni SOURCE: Sports Features Syndicate The Observer / Laura Stanton N Y. Islanders 21 37 4 209 261 46 D Lute Olsen, Arizona Off Campus vs. Stanford, late D John Thompson, Georgetown Championship Scoreboard Sports Calendar D Billy Tubbs, Oklahoma Dillon vs. Off C am pus/S tanford winner, Wednesday night at 11 p.m.

CAMPBELL CONFERENCE Results for Feb. 22-28 Home gam es in CAPS Sulllivan Award Smythe Dvlsion W L T GF GA Pts Men's basketball (17-6) Wednesday x-Calgary 43 14 8 276 182 94 Georgia Tech 90, Notre Dame 80 Sullivan Award Winners 1973 -Bill Walton, UCLA, basketball Edmonton 32 27 6 270 247 70 Men's basketball vs. DEPAUL, 8 p.m. INDIANAPOLIS-- Past winners of the Jam es E. 1974 -Rick Wohlhuter, Chicago T.C., middle dis­ Los Angeles 32 26 6 315 279 70 Sullivan Award, presented annually by the U.S. tance run Vancouver 27 30 7 206 203 61 Women’s basketball (16-9) Thursday Amateur Athletic Union to the nation's outstanding 1975 -Tim Shaw, Long Beach State, swimming Winnipeg 21 31 10 235 275 52 (10-2 In MCC) W omen’s basketball vs. LOYOLA, 7:30 p.m. amateur athlete for the previous year: 1976 -Bruce Jenner, San Jose Stars, decathlon Notre Dame 69, Xavier 56 1961 -Wilma Rudolph, T en n essee A&l., sprints 1977 -John Naber, Southern California, swimming Dayton 67, Notre Dame 55 1962 -Jim Beatty, Los Angeles T.C., distance run 1978 -Tracy Caulkins, Nashville Aquatic Club, 1963 -John Pennel, NE Louisiana St., pole vault swimming Norris Division 258 256 67 Men’s tennis (9-3) Spring Break 1964 -Don Schollander, Santa Clara Swim Club, 1979 -Kurt Thomas, Indiana State University, gym­ Detroit 28 26 11 swimming nastics Chicago 22 32 10 245 269 54 Notre Dame 5, Colorado 1 Men’s basketball: March 4 vs. LOUIS­ 1965 -Bill Bradley, Princeton, basketball 1980 -Eric Heiden, University of Wisconsin, speed St. Louis 22 31 10 216 234 54 Notre Dame 6, Southern Illinois 3 VILLE, 4 p.m.; 6 at Butler; 8 at Marquette; 1966 -Jim Ryun, University of Kansas, middle dis­ skating M innesota 19 29 14 205 232 52 Notre Dame 6, Iowa 3 11 at DePaul. tance run 1981 -Carl Lewis, University of Houston, track and Toronto 22 37 5 198 265 49 W om en’s bask etb all: M arch 5 at Butler; 1967 -Randy Matson, Texas, shot put field Wrestling (10-3) 10-11 at MCC Tournament. 1968 -Debbie Meyer, Arden Hills Swim Club, 1982 -Mary Decker, Eugene, Ore., distance run W ednesday’s G am es Notre Dame 44, Marquette 2 swimming 1983 -Edwin M oses, Laguna Hills, Calif., hurdles Minnesota at Chicago 1969 -Bill Toomey, Southern California Striders, 1984 -Greg Louganis, Mission Viejo, Calif., diving Los Angeles at Buffalo decathlon 1985 -Joan Benoit-Samuelson, Freeport, Maine, New York Islanders at Detroit Men’s track Baseball: March 5 vs. Pittsburgh at Or­ 1970 -John Kinsella, Indiana University, swimming m arathoner Toronto at New York Rangers At the Alex Wilson Invitational, the two-mile lando, Fla.; 6 vs. Rollins at Winter Park, Fla.; 1971 -Mark Spitz, Indiana University, swimming 1986 -Jackie Joyner-K ersee, Long Beach, Calif., New Jersey at Pittsburgh relay qualifies for the NCAA Championships 8 at Miami; 9 vs. Vanderbilt at Winter Park; 1972 -Frank Shorter, Florida Track Club, distance track and field Philadelphia at Winnipeg with a time of 7:24.70. 10 vs. Pennsylvania at Orlando; 11 vs. Co­ run 1987 -Jim Abbott. Flint, Mich., baseball Montreal at Edmonton lumbia at Orlando. W restling: M arch 3-4 at NCAA W estern Regionals in D es Moines, Iowa. Irish Basketball Through Saturday Player G-S Mln-Avg FG-A Pet. 3P-A Pet. FT-A Pet. Reb-Avg Ast St BS TO TP Avg Sw im m ing Fencing: March 4 at Great Lakes Confer­ J.Fredrick 23-23 718-31 155-285 .544 25-52 .481 60-82 .732 52-2.3 67 19 1 40 395 17.2 Women (6-6) ence in Detroit; 11 at NCAA Midwest 22-20 696-32 128-226 .566 1-1 1.000 46-69 .667 208-9.5 27 21 45 53 303 13.8 Notre Dame 5th at Eastern Intercollegiate Regionals in Evanston, III. L.EIIis J.Jackson 22-22 685-31 105-219 .479 31-61 .508 54-64 .844 89-4.0 40 18 0 58 295 13.4 Championships Track: March 4-5 at IC4A Indoor Cham­ 121-224 .540 1-1 1.000 52-76 .684 209-9.1 14 16 7 36 295 12.8 pionships in Princeton, N.J.; 10-11 at NCAA K. Robinson 23-15 637-28 K.Ellery 8-0 133-17 17-40 .425 8-18 .444 5-16 .313 22-2.8 11 2 0 5 47 5.9 Fencing Indoor Championships in the Hoosier Dome. T.Singleton 23-22 655-28 42-80 .525 0-1 .000 46-68 .676 42-1.8 161 40 0 76 130 5.7 Men (21-0) E.Bennett 23-1 311-14 48-100 .436 2-8 .250 16-27 .593 31-1.3 43 14 2 42 114 5.0 Notre Dame 19, W ayne State 8 Men’s Tennis: March 3-5 at Pacific Coast D. Sweet 23-1 258-11 45-85 .529 0-0 .000 8-11 .727 32-1.4 12 6 1 18 98 4.3 Notre Dame 24, Purdue 3 Doubles; 6 at UCLA; 7 at USC; 9 vs. Navy. S. Paddock 21-8 278-13 29-54 .537 0-0 .000 9-23 .391 97-4.6 8 6 1 19 67 3.2 Notre Dame 20, Illinois 7 Women’s Tennis: March 5 at Cal State- K.Tower 22-3 204-9 16-28 .571 0-0 .000 12-25 .480 55-2.5 5 2 11 10 44 2.0 Notre Dame 22, Michigan State 8 Long Beach; 7 at San Diego State; 9 vs. Cal T.Crawford 8-0 13-2 6-11 .545 1-1 1.000 2-3 .667 3-0.4 0 0 0 1 15 1.9 Women (18-1) State-Fullerton; 10 at Cal-lrvine; 11 vs. Penn­ K.Adkins 14-0 37-3 2-17 .118 1-11 .091 6-11 .545 8-0.6 4 1 0 4 11 0.8 Notre Dame 10, Wayne State 6 sylvania. Notre Dame 4625 714-1379 .518 70-154 .455 316-455 .665 904-39.3 392 145 68 362 1814 78.9 Notre Dame 12, Eastern Michigan 4 Lacrosse: March 8 at SUNY-Stony Brook; O p p o n en ts 4625 610-1329 .459 109-254 .429 326-472 .691 679-29.5 305 185 70 305 1655 72.0 Notre Dame 15, Purdue 1 11 vs. Georgetown.

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Farrow, who serve-and volley style. suntan lotion, bathing suit and tinue to compete, to improve Doubles will give us a chance finished No.5 last year in the Once again the Irish are the a towel. and to challenge ourselves,” to compete at a high level,” nation, currently holds the clear underdogs in this “Oh yeah, bring a tennis said Bayliss. “Yet it is some­ said Bayliss. “But it will ease No.10 slot. Farrow is an excel­ matchup, but Bayliss is eyeing racket or two, and maybe we'll thing of a reward for a job well the grind of dual matches.” lent all-court player whose a competitive match. hit around.” done so far this season.” To continue its Top 25 strength is his serve-and-volley “I told my players not to be Although these aren’t the ex­ Before those uphill battles, schedule, the Irish will combat approach to the game. suprised if they find them­ act words of Head Coach Bob Notre Dame will hold over in the best that collegiate tennis The Bruins’ No. 1 doubles selves in a competetive Bayliss, the Notre Dame m en’s La Jolla, Ca. to partake in the has to offer when they take on team of Pat Galbraith-Brian match,” said Bayliss. “USC is tennis trip to California will not Pacific Coast Doubles compe­ the Bruins. Looking for the first Garrow is the defending NCAA a scrappy, confident team. be all relaxation. In between tition from March 3-5. At the victory against a Top 25 foe, champions and currently the Also, Californian teams tend to the fun and sun, the 11-4 Irish La Jolla Beach and Tennis UCLA is not likely to fall prey, No.l ranked team in the think there is no way they can will stop in Westwood, Ca., and Club, some premier collegiate and grant the Irish their wish. country. lose to an eastern school.” hit around with the No.l team schools will enter their doubles “We have no illusions,” said “I’m not worried about the To conclude spring break, in collegiate tennis, UCLA on teams to fight for the crown. Bayliss. “We have nothing to winning or losing,” said the Irish will take on the Navy’s March 6. The following day, the The Irish will enter four duos lose. But by no means are we Bayliss. “Win, lose or draw, we Midshipmen in La Jolla on streaking Irish will move over in the three day competition. just showing up to say we should be out there compet­ March 9. Although unranked, played UCLA. We want to see ing.” Navy is a formidable foe that what we can do.” Regardless of the outcome of the Irish can not afford to take HAPPY Playing UCLA will probably the UCLA contests, the Irish lightly. For Bayliss, the Navy BIRTHDAY put a loss on their record, but must hop over to the USC matchup has specific sig­ the Irish, according to Bayliss, cam pus on M arch 7. The nificance since he coached benefit in other ways. Trojans, who have 12 National there from 1970-1984 and holds “Going against UCLA helps Tennis Championship banners the distinction of the only men’s us recruit,” said second-year (second to UCLA’s 15) boast of tennis coach not to lose to head coach Bob Bayliss. “A kid a No. 12 national ranking. Con­ Army. knows that if he comes here tinuing the legend of Wimbel- “They’re not as match ready that he can play the best. Also, don champion and alumni Stan as we are but they are very Dillon Hall it is good to measure yourself Smith is No. 1 Byron Black. The anxious and dangerous,” said against the best.” 5-9 Zimbabwe native, ranked Bayliss. “Navy has one of the With the top ranking, it is not 27th in pre-season rankings, best teams they’ve had in several years. HEY TRILLS We LOVE You and the Rachelle, Katie, Kelly Demons Sheri and Jenny Notre Dame continued from page 20 MEN’S SWIM as far as next year is con­ cerned. That’s got to be to their ■ I ■ ALUMNI ...... m u — ... TEAM advantage.” But DePaul, like the Irish, also runs the floor with young 5CLUB GOOD LUCK legs. Sophomore forward Melvon Foster (6.0 ppg), freshm an Bread Starts Today/ at the guard Curtis Price (4.7 ppg) and 6-9 freshman center Step­ Eastern hen Howard (8.4 ppg) are the (/et Ready A t remaining Blue Demon Intercollegiate starters. Championships!! DePaul also has firepower off the bench in the form of long-bomb specialist Brad Niemann (9.4 ppg.), who is 65- Wed. and Thun’S. Nights of-142 from beyond the three- point stripe, and 6-7 freshman 9;0 0 - 2 ;0 0 a,m, David Booth (9.2 ppg). H JL R L E M Joey Meyer’s squad also resembles the Irish in that it has had trouble from the foul *Special(fifes and(j/treaaays line this year. The Demons GLOBETROTTERS shoot 63 percent from the stripe, while the Irish hit 66.5 feomoar 9 8 9 WORLD TOUR percent. Brundy is DePaul’s worst WED. MARCH 8TH, 7:30 P.M. FL free-throw shooter at a dismal //are a safe /read Sc see yaaiaci kere fer ■ * * * NOTRE DAME JOYCE ACC f « 47 percent. Foster and Price Prices: *11.00 & *9.00 are not far behind at 56 percent and 60.5 percent, respectively. 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Coupon expires 4/1/89 9.5 and 9.1 rebounds per game, at an affordable price. 272-4036 N#S PAUL MITCHELL | -Pggfr. 235 salons ...and growing! Open Daily 8-8, Sat. 8-6, Sun 12-5 REDKEN ' respectively. i page 16 The Observer Wednesday, March 1, 1989 Schoendienst, Barlick Keeping ND’s standards high After reading last week’s issue of Sports Dame on the field, they should be mature elected to Hall of Fame Illustrated-an issue which focused on the com­ enough to take responsibility for their actions plete lawlessness of Oklahoma’s football off. Associated Press Series and seven All-Star program-I was appalled at the depths to There are those who say that these players games before retiring after the which college football has fallen. are being wrongly showered in media atten­ TAMPA, Fla. -Former St. 1971 season. And, like every other student with a deep tion normalstudents would not receive. Louis Cardinals second Seventeen of the 18 commit­ loyalty to a school, I tried to convince myself But when you agree to accept the media in baseman Red Schoendienst tee members were present that no matter how badly the boys act at times, all your glory-after the big win, after a na­ and National League umpire A1 during 5 1/2 hours of delibera­ nothing they could do would bring that type tional championship-you have to be ready to Barlick were elected to tions. Although the exact vote of embarrassment to this school. be bombarded by it when your actions aren’t baseball’s Hall of Fame Tues­ totals were not announced, it After all, isn’t this Notre Dame, home of all quite as admirable. day by the veterans commit­ required 14 to be elected. that is good and decent in the world? Many people, especially children, respect tee. The veterans committee, the team for its accomplishments and look up Schoendienst played 18 years which selects players passed the the players as role models. in the majors, 14 with the over in the regular vote of Molly Maybe society puts too much pressure on Cards, and was the Cardinals baseball writers, has elected its exemplary athletes. Maybe we expect too manager from 1965-75. He cur­ 119 members to the hall in 32 Mahoney much when we ask them to live by the same rently is a coach on Whitey years but, for the first time, did standards as the rest of us. Sports Writer Herzog’s St. Louis staff. not elect anyone last year. But I would hope that the discipline and Barlick, known for his dedication it takes to be a varsity athletes booming voice behind the Schoendienst and Barlick Doesn’t the constant reminder of the Virgin would help make these players be better plate, worked 27 full seasons will be inducted on July 23 along Mary sitting on the Golden Dome watching people, better citizens, and not the latest faces and part of another in the Na­ with Johnny Bench and Carl over our every move prevent our players and on the police lineup. tional League after coming up Yastrzemski, who were elected students from defiling the school’s name with Needless to say, Notre Dame is no Okla­ to the majors at age 25 in 1940. by the Baseball Writers Asso­ unseemly behavior? homa. Barlick worked seven World ciation of America. None of us are that naive. Our team has no Charles Thompsons But I didn’t think that in one week two of charged with selling cocaine. The Irish don’t tournament, and their quick­ our football team’s most prominent athletes have players like Jerry Parks, shooting fellow ness forces bigger teams into would play such a major role in dragging our teammates in the chest after disagreements. Lewis a lot of turnovers. continued from page 20 university down to the level of such paragons But too often, it is easy to hide behind the “We have to shoot the ball of morality as Oklahoma, SMU, or Miami for aura of Notre Dame. three-point bomb in a 7-0 run really well,” said Zidar, that matter. Lets just admit that we can’t expect which put the Rebels up by “because we don’t get a lot of This is not the say that the actions by two everyone-especially 6’5, 220-pound men who nine. offensive rebounds. When we players necessarily condemns the entire team pay their way through school by participating B.P. still would not quit, ral­ don’t shoot well, we’re not a or is indicative of a growing lack of concern in a violent contact sport called football-to be lying to within four at 34-30. But very good team.” by the players for the school and the ideals saints. the Blitz did not score again as Breen-Phillips, on the other which it represents. But that doesn’t exempt anyone from the Lewis scored the last eight hand, has to take better care But how can we stereotype schools such as constraints which guide the rest of society. Its points of the ball game. of the ball and make the most Miami as breeding grounds for illiterate con­ time to either live up to the ideals which this Ellen Mouch of Lewis led all of its height inside to have a victs and piously speak as if we-supposedly university supposedly espouses or ignore our scorers with 15 points, while chance at becoming Interhall the nation’s premier Catholic university-are obligation to stand above such behavior. Ciccone and Marcie Powell had champions on Thursday. With any different when two of our players spend 8 points apiece for the Rebels. Mangan and junior Vicki Buth, the offseason inventing new driving tech­ Lets make sure that the next time a Notre Mangan finished with 14 for the the Blitz have the best one-two niques on the streets of South Bend. Dame a football player appears on the cover Blitz. inside scoring punch in the I’m afraid this is blatant hypocrisy. of Sports Illustrated, it is to celebrate another The Rebels killed B.P. with league, and they will have to If our football players-or any other students victory and not to be ushered into a police their free throw shooting. make the most of it to beat participating in activities in the school’s squad car in hand cuffs dressed in orange Lewis tallied 15 baskets in 21 Lewis in the championship name-are good enough to represent Notre prison suit. attempts from the charity game. stripe, while B.P. hit 6 of 10. B.P. coach Jeff Heilert said *. ■■ MM the Lewis man-to-man defense FACULTY AND STAFF Want To Know Your Body Fat %? really hurt his team. I'HJ-V Stop by MVA Office for testing “We haven’t seen man-to- Low Impact Aerobics STAFF, FACULTY, & GRAD STUDENTS man defense in ages,” he said. Thurs. March 2nd 2:45 - 5:50 pm “I can’t remember the last UNDERGRADUATES time we’ve had to play against Wed. March 1st 4 - 6:30 pm a defense like this. We tried a Early Bird Special Bicep, Tricep, Subscrapula, 5upraj|jac lot of different things today, 6:45 - 7:30 a.m. Mon. & Wed. Wear short sleeves and some type of we’ll just have to figure out slacks what works for Thursday.” First Come First Serve Lewis coaches Tom Zidar and Mark Laboe were obvi­ ously pleased with their team ’s performance. Class Begin March 13! “I guess it helped us to play Come dressed to class a couple of games in a row,” said Zidar. “We’ve gotten a lot Classes conducted at the JACC better. The run we had at the fee $5 half semester end of Monday’s game against P.E. gave us a lot of confi­ dence. For Further Information “ We’re scared to death of the B.P. inside game, though. Lora Call #5100 Mangan is a very good bal­ lplayer. We re just tickled to SPRING BREAK death to still be alive and playing in the championship game of this tournament.” 7” SU Indeed Lewis, seemingly un­ Visiting Scholar Series dermatched inside no matter AT&T UNIVERSITY OF NOTRE DAME COLLEGE OF ARTS AND LETTERS s m . CH who they play against, is an im­ Departments of Government and Economics Series probable finalist. But the Rebels’ shooting has been The Year of the Child in Family Policy 120z. SODA phenomenal throughout the co-sponsored by the Hesburgh Program in Public Service CUPCAKES Barbara J. Nelson $5.29 IH Humphrey Institute of Public Affairs, continued from page 20 University of Minnesota

“We’re going to hustle more Thursday, March 2,1989 Lecture: “Making an Issue ROAD TRIP SPECIAL and hopefully come back with 4:15 p.m. of Child Abuse: the trophy,” said Fulling. Hayes-Healy Hall, Room 122 Political Agenda Setting for The pit in the Joyce ACC al­ Social Problems” lowed Morrissey to run its of­ Comes in a convenient fensive game as planned. With BAG LUNCH STYLE Friday, March 3 Colloquium:“New Currents tonight’s game slated for a con­ Stop by or call in for delivery fined gym, both teams will 1:15 p.m. in Multi-disciplinary have to adapt to the shooting Decio Hall, Room 131 Research on the Family” conditions. As two different 271 - 0SCIB playing conditions will have Made possible by a grant from the AT&T Foundation, and organized by FREE DELVIERY been used, the winner of the the College of Arts and Letters, University of Notre Dame. final contest will be the true champion. Wednesday, March 1, 1989 The Observer page 17 Canadian drug inquiry starts

Associated Press would be considered at the proper becoming a world champion at tim e. that young age. TORONTO-The federal inquiry The commission has sweeping Johnson, now 27, was showing into drugs and athletics prompted powers to summon and hear promise by 1981 and by 1986 was by the disqualification from the testimony but has no mandate to ranked No. 1 in the world in the Olympics of Canadian sprinter sanction. It could issue 100 meters. Ben Johnson resumed Tuesday recommendations that could be Francis offered detailed with hints of startling testimony followed by the Canadian Track testimony of building his group to com e. and Field Association, however. of sprinters from four in 1976 to Commission counsel Robert Appearing for what is certain to some 30 who garnered an Armstrong said he anticipates that be days of testimony was Charlie impressive collection of national athletes who will appear during Francis, Johnson's coach since the domination and international the inquiry's review of track and sprinter first came to the w ins. field will admit to steroid use. Scarborough Optimists Track and He said the extent of the Field Club at age 15. In his only comment on the admissions "probably" will be The coach, who detailed the Seoul scandal since September, he greater than ever heard anywhere accomplishments of his runners issued a brief statement last fall before and he urged that no one be with a remarkably accurate recall, that suggested the sprinter's urine penalized for his candor. has not spoken publicly since test may have been sabotaged. Ontario Associate Chief Justice Johnson was stripped of the 100- meter gold medal at Seoul after a "Such a test result defies all — ------Charles Dubin, appointed by the federal government to investigate positive test for anabolic steroids. logic and, in my opinion, can drug abuse in Canadian amateur Francis said Johnson first came only be explained by a deliberate athletics after the Olympic scandal to the track club with his older manipulation of the testing last September, said there was brother, Eddie, in 1977 and process," Francis said in the Oct. merit to the observation and it showed little indication of 3 statem ent.

a p Knoto Florence Griffith-Joyner, shown here at the 1988 Summer Olympics, while the ball is in play during is the leading candidate for the 1988 Sullivan Award for the top Dear Irish Items, basketball games anymore? amateur athlete. Griffith announced her retirement from competition I’m guilty. I admit that I sit Letters home on Friday nights and look D ear JB, last week. continued from page 20 at my Sports Illustrated Swim­ The answer is obvious. Be­ cause if the band played then Dear Irish Items, suit Issue wishing Notre Dame the cheerleaders would prob­ I’m writing to request that girls looked like that. Is It woodstock ably dance. And if the cheer­ you inform your sports-minded Dear Stumped in Stanford, leaders were dancing and or student body that we on the T hat’s OK. Maybe there’s a cheering it would be so hard to U.S. Olympic Committee tend nomination for Defense Secre­ to spare no expense in order tary in your future. concentrate on the game. Dear Irish Items, that our athletes get the best Dear Irish Items, You make my liver quiver. smn: preparation possible. Everyone talks about in­ \ Dear Mr. Steinbrenner, flated prices at the Bookstore. D ear Kelley, Stay away from SX my photo album. Sounds like a good idea. It Have you come across any bar­ sure has worked well for your gains since you’ve been at Yankees, hasn’t it George? Notre Dame? Dear Irish Items, Peace, Dear Napes, You call yourself a writer? Happiness There was the time that The Ha! How much longer do we Dear Irish Items, Sun Devil House ran out of have to put up with your once- I hear Oklahoma is getting a glasses in Phoenix at the post- a-week waste of 16 inches of Love, new defensive coordinator. Fiesta Bowl party. Do you con­ newspaper space? D ear HefF, sider 50 cents for a cupped D ear Dad, Mon and Mar Yes they are. And his motto handful of beer a bargain? Just one more column after is, “The best defense is a cri­ Dear Irish Items, Spring Break. (P.S. Send minal offense.” Why can’t the band perform money). What Did Man Do Before THEODORE'S & ?

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By PETE LaFLEUR of the Irish attack to the expe­ Sports Writer rience of the threesome and to their ability to play as a unit. The Notre Dame lacrosse “They work well in practice team begins a new era when it and spend time coordinating faces off against SUNY-Stony what they’re doing,” he said. Brook and Georgetown during “I think they’ve really spring break. developed a little bit of a sixth L 4 Led by first-year coach sense for each other.” Kevin Corrigan and senior tri­ The starters are backed-up captains John Olmstead, Kevin by junior Rob Lynn and soph­ O’Connor and Doug Spencer, omore Mike Sennett. Lynn has the Irish are looking to start been a pleasant surprise, com­ the season off with victories at ing up with two goals and an StoN.Y. Brook and against the assist in Saturday’s rout of Hoyas at Hofstra University in Chicago. Sennett, meanwhile, Hempsted, N.Y. has battled back from back Preparing under an intensi­ problems to see his first action fied practice and conditioning for the Irish, scoring two goals program, the Irish should be in against Chicago. the hunt for the NCAA tourna­ ment bid reserved for a “wes­ Midfield tern” school. The Irish fell Despite the potency of the The Observer/File Photo short of that goal the last two Irish attack line and the depth The Notre Dame lacrosse team will kick off its Pete LaFleur previews the season starting at right. seasons, losing to eventual rep­ of its defense, Olmstead said season against SUNY-Stony Brook on March 8. resentatives Michigan State in the m idfielders will, as always, 1987 and Air Force in 1988. This play a crucial role in the team ’s faceoff man, return to lead the Lance Scott) that can play. year. season many observers sense success. young Irish midfield. They are During the course of the year, Spencer, meanwhile, is ex­ the Irish have their best shot. “The midfielders are respon­ joined by freshman Chris Nel­ you’re going to have injuries pected to see time running on “In the past we really didn’t sible for getting the ball from son on the first midfield line. and those nine players will be the defensive middie line know much about the bid be­ the defense up to the attack so Sophomore Chris Rowley in a position to help us,” Cor­ alongside sophomore Eamon cause it was new,” Olmstead that we can score. We are returns from a knee injury he rigan said. McAnaney and various fresh­ said. “But now we know what definitely a transition team,” suffered in the fall. He is joined “Also, if a player knows he man midfielders. Senior defen- it means, and for the first time Olmstead explained. by freshm an Mike Sullivan and doesn’t have to pace himself seman Warren Sanger will also we re going to be ready.” But to see that success first-year sophomore Glenn and can go all out, it allows him contribute on various key situ­ Below is an preview of the ‘89 manifested, the Irish will Cocoman on the Irish second to play looser and be a little ations. Irish, position by position: depend on many young middie line. more aggressive.” Goalie Attack midfielders coming of age. Beyond that, the Irish will The strength of this year’s Junior Jeff Glazier enters the All three starters return to Last season the Irish boasted use freshmen Doug Murray defense lies not only in its ex­ season ranked fourth on the form a unit that Corrigan says a balanced midfield group, one and Scott Musa on faceoffs perience, but also in the Irish all-times saves list and he has “a lot of confidence in.” that countered the experience while sophomore John Titterton strengths of particular players. will be backed up by freshman Juniors Brian McHugh and of four seniors with the youth and freshman Brian Schirf will O’Connor and sophomore Tom Duane. According to Cor­ Dave Carey join Olmstead on of five freshmen. This season, be used in clearing and defen­ Dave Barnard specilize on rigan, both goalies saw signif­ a line that averages 6-3, 185, however, the Irish have only sive middie situations. man-to-man coverage while icant action over the weekend significant size for the fast- three of those 13 players Defense senior Brendan Cahill and and played well. paced game of lacrosse. remaining, the oldest being The Irish return eight veter­ juniors Mike Stevens and Jeff Olmstead ranks fifth on the junior Mike Quigley. ans on a defensive unit that is Salamon are noted for then- “Jeff had a bad game and a Irish all-time scoring list with “ On midfield we still run into led by captains O’Connor and physical play on the crease. great game and he knows 107 points and should make a some problems mainly be­ Spencer, who started every Those five players should bat­ that,” Corrigan said. “Tom serious charge at 1986 graduate cause we tend to hurry things- game last season for the 10-4 tle for starting spots through­ played extremely well both Joe Franklin’s record of 161 -and that’s not unusual for a Irish. out the season, although nights. That’s great because it points. McHugh had seven young group,” Corrigan said. “I think we’ve got nine defen- Salamon is slowed by a knee means we have two guys we goals and two assists in last “But I think we have a well semen (including freshman injury that sidelined him last can count on. weekend’s 19-6 win over balanced group. They’re get­ Chicago Lacrosse Club and 9-4 ting better all the time and I victory over Windy City, while think that’ll continue.” Carey added three goals and Quigley, the team ’s leader in five assists in the scrimmages. ground balls, and sophomore Corrigan credits the balance John Capano, the team’s top Graduate Student Union Call for Nominations for President and Vice President ^Chicago Hair Cutting Co.^

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The Observer / Pat Kusek Morrissey defeated Fisher 46-36 Tuesday to force ball game. Rod Culver led Morrissey with 11 tonight’s championship men’s Interhall basket- points.

Morrissey forces one more game The Observer/Pat Kusek Lewis Hall continued its string of victories with a win over Breen- By DAVE McMAHON Wagenblast,” said Morrissey’s played first half, the Green Phillips Tuesday in women’s Interhall basketball action. The win Sports Writer Tom Veltz. W agenblast finshed Wave slowly faded in the forces another matchup between the same two teams tonight. the night with 14 points. second. The Manor converted Morrissey forced a final Freshman Rod Culver on its fastbreak attempts and game to determine the men’s poured out nine points in the a few untimely Fisher turn­ Interhall basketball champion fourth quarter before ending overs led to a less than par per­ Lewis win sends IH last night by outscoring Fisher with 13 for the Manor. Soph- formance in the final quarter. 18-8 in the fourth quarter en mores Derrick Johnson and “Our defensive intensity was route to a 46-36 victory over the Veltz each contributed 11 not as high as it should have into deciding game Green Wave. Action gets un­ points to the Morrissey cause. been,” said Fisher’s Fulling. By KEN TYSIAC playing their third game in derway tonight at 6 p.m. in Kevin Keyes and Ed Larkin “We gave them too many open Sports Writer three days. But the Blitz, with Gym 2 of the Joyce ACC for the scored 7 and 4 points, respec­ shots, which we can’t do a three-day layoff took a little final battle. tively. “We had a height ad­ against a team with their shoot­ The Lewis Rebels raced to an while to get untracked on of­ After Morrissey posted a 20- vantage and just took it right ing ability.” 8-0 lead over Breen-Phillips fense. 18 half time advantage, Fisher at them ,” said Johnson. “ We In tonight’s game to decide last night and never looked When they did, it was fresh­ tied the score the score at 28 to had more of a great all around the champion, both teams will back in recording a 42-30 vic­ man center Lora Mangan who end the third quarter. A 30-29 team performance rather than stick with the same game plans tory in the Women’s Interhall did most of the damage. Man- Green Wave lead was enough looking for just one key that were used last night. Basketball playoffs. gan’s 10 first-half points helped to inspire the Manor to imple­ player.” “We’ll try to run the break The loss was B.P.’s first in B.P. cut the deficit to 20-14 at ment its fast paced offense, Fisher, which came into the again and play a little better the double-elimination tourna­ halftime. reeling off eight unanswered game having won 11 consecu­ on defense,” said Veltz. ment, setting up a true cham­ A B.P. run early in the points to post a 37-30 lead with tive games, lost for the first Fisher hopes to end the pionship game between +he second half narrowed the score 4:12 remaining. time this season. The Green season with a single loss Blitz and the Rebels Thursday to 24-22, but Lewis countered “We ran our fastbreak well, Wave was led by Wagenblast against eleven wins. night at 6:30 in the Joyce ACC with Lori Ciccone, who hit a but we didn’t do a good job of and Paul Fulling, who scored Pit. shutting down Todd nine points. Despite a well- see IH, page 16 Lewis looked sharp for see LEWIS, page 16 Irish, DePaul crash the boards By MARTY STRASEN matchup, the Irish have to keep Brundy pulls down a team- Sports Editor leapers like DePaul’s 6-7 for­ leading 10 boards a game for ward Stanley Brundy off the of­ the 18-10 Blue Demons. The Notre Dame basketball co­ fensive boards. senior also leads DePaul in ach Digger Phelps knows his “They’ve got great athletes scoring with a 19.6 average and team has a lot of rebounding to and they really pound the shoots at a 65 percent clip. do when it hosts DePaul tonight boards,” said Phelps, whose 17- at the Joyce ACC. 6 team ranks third in the nation “We’re both transition team s First, the Irish will have to in rebounding margin with a and we re both good rebound­ rebound from their collapse difference of more than nine ing teams,” Phelps said. against Georgia Tech this past per game. “Our concern is not “Brundy and (Terence) Saturday, in which Notre letting them get the second and Greene, the seniors, obviously Dame blew a 17 point lead, third efforts on offensive have that experience of gave up 60 points in the second rebounding situations.” knowing there is no tomorrow half and lost 90-80. But more DePaul has a rebounding importantly for tonight’s 8 p.m. margin of plus-five. ______see DEMONS, page 15 Opening up the mailbox

Over the course of the past six months there Dear Irish Items, have been a few interesting pieces of mail and I’d like to start the design on a T-shirt to answering machine messages regarding this sell throughout the dorms next fall. Any sug­ column. ______gestions? Dear Beefer, Brian How about “Convicts vs. ’Canes”? Dear Irish Items, O’Gara I don’t know what people could complain about. Basketball fans at the JACC have been Irish Items treated to exciting basketball, fast breaks, high scoring games and scoring in bunches. 1 decided to share some of them with you. Dear Coach Phelps, The Observer / Pat Kusek Some of the names have been changed to I know what you’re saying, Coach. At times LaPhonso Ellis (20) and his Notre Dame teammates will battle the protect the innocent. As a m atter of fact, some even the Irish have played that way. DePaul Blue Demons tonight in the Joyce ACC, and again March of the stories have been changed. Perhaps fab­ 11 In Chicago. ricated is a better word. see LETTERS, page 17