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Copyright  2006 Daily Titan www.dailytitan.com NEWS Week of July 19-Aug. 2, 2006 3 Thousands Lose Power in the Heat LOS ANGELES (AP) – About the high power demand caused many crease in power usage in the city, not 26,000 people across the city were in newly installed transformers to fail. because we’re building new homes, the dark Tuesday as record energy de- One reason is the transformers were but because people are using more mand and high temperatures strained not built to handle the high demand electricity,” Tucker said. She noted power grids and caused hundreds of resulting from consecutive days of that newer technology, including plas- transformers to explode, authorities triple-digit temperatures. ma and LCD televisions, require more said. “We have enough power to meet the electricity. Nearly 500 people, including some demand, it’s the equipment that can’t The state’s power consumption in the San Fernando Valley, faced handle it,” Tucker said. peaked Tuesday afternoon at 49,762 their third day without electricity, said The heat during the night was anoth- megawatts, shy of the record 50,270 Carol Tucker, a spokeswoman for the er reason so many transformers failed. megawatts set on Monday, state offi- city’s Department of Water and Power. People cranked their air conditioners cials said. Meanwhile, about 5,500 DWP cus- all night, giving the taxed systems less Power officials renewed calls for tomers were without power for up to time to rest before sunrise. consumers to keep air conditioners two days. After they fix the burned-out trans- and other energy grabbers idle. The utility serves 1.4 million cus- formers, Tucker said, DWP engineers Conservation, they said, was criti- tomers. will assess power use in the blacked- cal to relieving strain on energy grids While crews scrambled to fix hun- out neighborhoods to determine already surging with 40 percent more dreds of broken transformers, Tucker whether to install larger transformers. electricity than during the state’s 2001 Courtesy of www.arttoday.com said they were challenged because “There has been an ongoing in- energy crisis. Egyptians Partied Hard, Too Evidence shows Egyptians with the drug lotus to quicken the in- Israeli Bomb Destroys U.N. Post ducement, much like today’s teenagers tentionally targeted. very disturbing incident and demand were not resistant to sex, mixing OxyContin with a few shots of BY HUSSEIN DAKROUB Associated Press Rescue workers were trying to clear that any further attack on U.N. posi- drugs or rock ‘n’ roll Jagermeister. The only difference is the rubble, but Israeli firing “contin- tions and personnel must stop,” Annan that the god seen during hallucinations BEIRUT, Lebanon – An Israeli ued even during the rescue operation,” said in the statement. By Yvonne Villarreal today rewards users with a splitting For the Summer Titan bomb destroyed a U.N. observer post Struger said. Gillerman called the assertions headache and continuous vomiting. on the border in southern Lebanon “I am shocked and deeply distressed “premature and erroneous.” The participants would gather in New evidence uncovered in the land yesterday, killing three observers and by the apparently deliberate targeting He said Israel would investigate the front of the temple’s court at dusk and of the pyramids has shown that the re- leaving another feared dead, officials by Israeli Defense Forces of a U.N. bombing. “We do not have yet infor- begin to drink. As the evening wore on, lationship between sex, drugs and rock said. U.N. chief Kofi Annan said Israel Observer post in southern Lebanon,” mation what caused this death: it could music was played and people passed ‘n’ roll – or at least music – was not the appeared to have struck the site delib- Annan said in a statement. be the [Israeli Military], it could be out in the courtyard. In the morning product of big hair bands of the ‘80s erately. Annan said in his statement that the Hezbollah,” he said. musicians entered the courtyard and or single-handedly connected to Gene The bomb made a direct hit on the post had been there for a long time In the meantime, the envoy assured heavily beat their drums to wake ev- Simmons. building and shelter of the observer and was marked clearly, and was hit that, “Israel remains committed to pro- eryone up. At the moment their eyes Rather, the three were intertwined post in the town of Khiam near the despite assurances from Prime Min- tecting the safety and security of U.N. opened they experienced the goddess before most of us were a twinkle in eastern end of the border with Israel, ister Ehud Olmert that U.N. positions personnel on the ground.” directly. our parents’ eyes. said Milos Struger, spokesman for the would not be attacked. The U.N. Security Council was “They saw her and recognized her,” Betsy Bryan, chair of Near Eastern U.N. peacekeeping force in Lebanon. “I call on the government of Israel expected to receive a briefing on the Bryan said. “And she recognized Studies at John Hopkins University, One of the dead was identified as to conduct a full investigation into this bombing on Wednesday. them.” presented a lecture on July 8 at the Chinese U.N. observer Du Zhaoyu, Examples of Egyptian art featured Bowers Museum entitled “Sex, Drugs, China’s official Xinhua News Agency participants so intoxicated that they and Rock and Roll in Ancient Egypt.” reported. vomit on the person beside them and During Bryan’s latest excavation The Chinese Foreign Ministry said an image of a woman preparing for an at a temple in the precinct of Luxor Israel’s ambassador to Beijing was orgy with her legs spread wide as she – dedicated to the goddess Mut – Bry- summoned this morning and asked to applied lipstick to her mouth with a an and her team unearthed remnants convey China’s request that Israel ful- mirror in hand. of a column drum dating from 1470 ly investigate the incident and issue an “Sex definitely does follow as a re- to 1460 B.C. from a tradition know as apology to the victim’s relatives. sult of all this drinking,” Bryan said. the Festival of Drunkenness, making it “We are deeply shocked by this in- “Egyptian pornography seems to de- the first evidence linking the festival to cident and strongly condemn it,” Chi- rive from these festivals.” an Egyptian leader. nese Foreign Ministry spokesman Liu Bryan also noted that it was com- Bryan described the Festival of Jianchao said in the statement. mon for there to be a “master of cer- Drunkenness as an event that allowed The other three observers were emonies” present who would lead the Egyptians to “achieve an epiphany from Austria, Canada and Finland but service and remain sober so those con- with the goddess” once inebriation led it wasn’t clear which two were con- suming alcohol were watched over and them to an altered state. firmed killed, U.N. and Lebanese mili- taken care of in their drunken state. The desire to reach this altered state tary officials said. There were even ancient Egyptians stems from a myth in which the the sun Israel’s U.N. Ambassador Dan Gill- who were doomed to be the designated god Ra decides to kill all of mankind. erman expressed his “deep regret” for drivers as their counterparts got wast- In the myth, he turns his daughter the deaths and denied the post was in- ed, had sex and listened to music. Hathor into a lioness and sends her down into Egypt. She develops a lust for blood and eats any human she comes in contact with. Eventually, Ra decides he doesn’t really want to kill everyone, but Hathor’s rampage is un- stoppable. To stop her, Ra floods all of Upper Egypt with beer that he has mixed with red pigment to look like blood. Hathor drinks it until she is completely inebri- ated, and mankind is saved. “What makes it stand out, is all of the deities associated with festival of drunkenness are lioness goddess. Only female deities, only lioness deities,” said Bryan. “Hathor, Mut, are all associated with that myth of making the goddess drunk in order for her to stop doing evil or begin to do good.” “The Goddess Mut is a goddess who can get angry and needs to be taken care of,” Bryan said. “The cult of Mut is frequently about making this goddess happy so she’ll do for you what you would like her to do.” The festival took place about 20 days after the annual farmland flood- ing in August, Bryan said. Excessive drinking, dancing, and promiscuity were associated with the festival. Such activities would be deemed immoral in other contexts. Some even combined their drinking 4 www.dailytitan.com FEATURES Week of July 26-Aug. 2, 2006 The Way Things Were: Wrestlers in the ‘80s Some glam-era brawlers gimmicky battles of good vs. evil. sota native was equally charismatic have kept up with the times, The sport’s mass appeal reached while far more athletic and skilled be- such a zenith, the company began tween the ropes. The bearded brawler but others were left behind bumping NBC’s franchise program made a name for himself for his feuds “Saturday Night Live” with their with Hogan and George “The Animal” BY adam levy own program “Saturday Night’s Main Steele, with subplots centered on jeal- Summer Titan News Editor Event,” which drew huge television ous love triangles between his oppo- Similarities abound between the ratings during the ‘80s heyday. nent, himself and Elizabeth, his real- worlds of rock stars and professional Now, with wrestling on the air life wife. wrestlers. again, it’s time to turn back the clock In an ironic twist so often found in They’re encompassed by packed 20 years and revisit some of the crazy the world of wrestling, rumors swirled arenas full of adoring fans, garish hair- real-life cartoon characters that domi- that Hogan and Elizabeth had engaged dos and outfits, long stretches away nated the tube in the decade of excess. in a sexual relationship during the from home, a party-friendly atmo- ‘80s, causing a permanent rift between sphere on the road and a constant pres- the grapplers and ultimately Savage sure to keep the fans happy so you can Hulk Hogan and Elizabeth’s 1992 divorce. keep taking the checks to the bank. The 53-year-old former-beef-jerky In the mid-1980s, the advent of The leading man in professional pitchman has kept himself involved MTV combined with the burgeon- wrestling’s rise to prominence was in show business throughout the past ing popularity of the World Wrestling undoubtedly Terry Bollea, aka Hulk few years, appearing as a wrestler in Federation would make the circus-like Hogan. The blond-haired muscleman the mega hit “Spiderman” in 2002 and attraction an integral part of pop cul- with the Fu-Manchu mustache was the releasing a rap album entitled “Be a ture. company’s foremost superstar. Man,” a direct jab at Hogan, in 2003. Mainstream media outlets began His likeness adorned every piece of The “Macho Man” is slated to appear pointing their spotlights towards the merchandise the company manufac- on the 2006 season of VH-1’s “The “squared circle” and the result was tured, he had his own Saturday-morn- Surreal Life.” 1985’s WrestleMania, the inaugural ing cartoon, and starred in a series of Elizabeth Hulette passed away in installment of the comapny’s annual major studio motion pictures. 2003 as the result of an accidental drug centerpiece event. Bronzed and built in his sleeveless- overdose, mixing a variety of prescrip- The wrestling card featured some of and-shredded yellow shirts and tilted tion medications and vodka. the most popular celebrities of the era, headbands, Hogan stands out as an She was found at the house of wres- Courtesy of AP including Cyndi Lauper, Liberace, the icon of the ‘80s as much as Ronald tler Lex Luger, who himself was ar- Rockettes, Muhammad Ali and Mr. Regan or E.T. Terry Bollea, better known as Hulk Hogan, poses with his daughter, Brooke, at rested on charges of domestic violence T, as well as the huge, spandex-clad He boasted to his fans, dubbed the 2004 Video Music Aards. two weeks before her death. Luger was stars of wrestling such as Hulk Hogan, “Hulkamaniacs,” about his 26-inch later found guilty of 13 felony counts Andre the Giant and “Rowdy” Roddy pythons, bellowing in his inimitable VH1’s reality show, “Hogan Knows like, and you can see how my family of drug possession following an inves- Piper. testosterone-laced sermons to “train, Best.” functions. We’re a normal family with tigation after her untimely death at 42. Not only did it help establish the say your prayers and take your vita- “People have seen a bald, scream- normal problems.” ing wrestler for 25 years,” said Ho- pay-per-view television format in its mins.” Clearly the most successful and Jake “The Snake” infancy, but the event was a smashing These days, Hogan is still a televi- gan in a December 2005 interview globally recognized professional success that would make pro wrestlers sion personality, letting the cameras with Scripps Howard News Service. wrestler of all time, the 52 year old Roberts household names in their perpetual shine on his and his family’s lives in “There’s a curiosity of what I’m really has maintained his popularity while never relinquishing the limelight – or A wrestler embodying the dark side the mustache for that matter. of humanity was Aurelian Smith Jr., known in wrestling circles as Jake “The Snake” Roberts. He was a lanky “Macho Man” Randy combatant who used excellent psy- Savage and Miss Elizabeth

Randy Poffo, known as the “Macho Man” Randy Savage and the top bad- guy character of the era, made a name for himself with the showy, sequined capes he would wear as he made a pageantry-packed procession out to the ring with his theme music “Pomp and Circumstance” bellowing from the rafters. At his side was always his beautiful valet, Miss Elizabeth. The “Macho Man” was the epitome Courtesy of the World Wrestling Federation of masculine flamboyance, putting his chology to become one of the decade’s opponents away with an elbow drop most popular performers. from the top rope that would spur thou- A skillful orator in his devilishly sands of camera flashes as he gloated piercing interviews, the Stone Moun- atop the ring, effectively establishing tain native walked briskly and pur- himself as the yang to Hogans’ yin. posefully to the ring with a large can- Smaller and less brawny, the Sara- www.dailytitan.com FEATURES Week of July 26-Aug. 2, 2006 5 vas sack, the contents of which were wrestler stood as a glittering orange- and the other on his wrestling career. Rude would then invite a lady out of The beady-eyed wrestler, accom- his jumbo-sized python Damien. The tanned mountain of muscle, face paint Sometimes truth is stranger than fic- the audience and into the ring, and panied to the ring by his stone-faced lurking Roberts would pummel his op- and tassels, all drenched in a the flashy tion. plant French kisses that would bring slave Virgil, sported lavish, sequined ponent into the mat with his signature colors of the day. the hapless females to the mat with hot tuxedos that pulled away with one DDT move before unleashing the py- The Warrior made himself a su- flashes. In the ring, he battled other swoop to enable Dibiase easy access thon atop the chest of his fallen oppo- perstar, sprinting to the ring with a top stars such as Piper, Roberts and to his wrestling trunks. He gained no- nent. The stunt became his trademark frenzied energy to his fast paced, the Warrior to endless sold-out arenas, toriety with his antics, which typically that fans clamored for. heavy-metal theme music. A coarse as fans ached to see the guy they hated included inviting fans out of the audi- Jake is currently identified in the bodybuilder turned wrestler, the War- and envied get his just due. ence and having them perform degrad- public eye as much for his longtime rior relied on his pre- and post-match As if it even needed to be said, it is a ing tasks, such as kissing his feet, for battle with drugs and alcohol as for his theatrics, as his wrestling skills were given that most of the aforementioned hundred dollar bills. wrestling days. raw and unpolished, heavily reliant on physiques were not the sole result of Having traded in his dollar signs The grappler’s addiction to crack co- feats of strength as opposed to skill. “training, saying your prayers and for a cross and bible, Dibiase, a born- caine was a prime storyline of 1999’s The Warrior’s career reached its taking your vitamins.” In a day when again Christian, founded the Heart of documentary expose of the wrestling peak in 1990 when he defeated Hulk Barry Bonds and Mark McGwire were David Ministries in 1999. business “Beyond the Mat,” where Hogan for the World Wrestling Fed- skinny rookies just looking to stick in These days, Dibiase is an ordained Roberts was portrayed as a lonely drug eration championship in front of a To- the big leagues, professional wrestling minister who currently leads a wres- addict, burned out by his grasping ap- ronto Rogers Center crowd of 67,678 was a lightning rod for steroid contro- tling promotion and traveling ministry petites and the nomadic lifestyle of the fans. versy, essentially promoting the use of group called the Power Wrestling Al- wrestling business. These days, the Warrior has made the harmful drugs with their weekly Though Roberts has since lashed headlines for his outrageous antics as procession of artificially swelled out at the producers, claiming he was a right-wing public speaker on the col- strongmen. misrepresented, he has gone on the lege circuit. Rude served as a casualty to this record in many other forums about He garnered national attention for a movement, dying of heart failure con- the demons that have turned him into 2004 diatribe at the University of Con- Courtesy of the World Wrestling Federation nected to steroid abuse in April of something of a tragic figure. necticut, in which he made offensive 1999 at the age of 40. Aside from working sporadically remarks aimed at homosexuals. Hell- “Ravishing” Rick Other former wrestling stars who in the small-town venues of pro wres- wig told the audience of students that prematurely passed with steroid- or tling’s independent circuit, the 51 year “queering doesn’t work,” his crude Rude painkiller-related drug abuse alleged old reunited with the company last year way of stressing that homosexuals as the cause of death include “The to work on a DVD documentary of his cannot reproduce. Hated and loved by fans at the same British Bulldog” Davey Boy Smith in career entitled “Pick Your Poison.” He The 47 year old sued the World time, Richard Rood, known between 2002 at the age of 39, “Mr. Perfect” remarried in February of 2006. Wrestling Federation in Arizona in the ropes as “Ravishing” Rick Rude, Curt Henning in 2003 at the age of 44, January of 2006 over his depiction on carved out his niche as an arrogant Michael “Hawk” Hegstrand in 2003 at The Ultimate Warrior a 2005 documentary titled “The Self- Don Juan, capable of beating a man to the age of 46, and Ray “Big Bossman” Destruction of the Ultimate Warrior,” a pulp before taking his lady home for Traylor in 2004 at the age of 42. Resembling a combination of a which characterized the enigmatic the night. rock star, bodybuilder and superhero, performer as an unprofessional em- He’d strut to the ring while blaring “The Million Dollar Courtesy of the World Wrestling Federation Jim Hellwig, aka the Ultimate War- ployee who was short on talent both Chippendales’ music. Before making rior, quickly made himself known as on the microphone and in the ring. an inflammatory speech about the “fat, Man” Ted DiBiase liance. one of the most identifiable characters The film mocked him further with out-of-shape” fans in the audience and The PWA is an organization com- based on his colorful, larger than life repeated vignettes of his unintelligible, doffing his robe to reveal a -magnifi In a day personified by avaricious posed of Christian pro wrestlers who image and his muscle-upon-muscle stream-of-consciousness interviews. cently chiseled build – often to the de- greed, DiBiase was the federation’s look to the “Million Dollar Man” as a physique. Warrior currently resides with his light of women and latent homosexu- answer to Gordon Gekko, known for sage in both wrestling and spirituality. No other wrestler of the era, even wife and two daughters and plans als in the audience. his long stretch limousines, bellow- DiBiase gives sermons at these Hogan, could claim to have such an on releasing two books in 2007: one Clad in spandex tights with loud ing evil laugh, and oft-repeated catch- events after the wrestling show is awesome physical presence, as the based on his conservative ideologies designs consistent with the period, phrase, “Everybody’s got a price!” over. 6 www.dailytitan.com FEATURES Week of JuLY 26-Aug. 2, 2006 One Warped Tour

The Vans Warped Tour in Drummer Brandon Barnes rocked Pomona, Calif. hosts bands away as their set progressed. Demand- ing a huge pit, the band went into one both famous and obscure of my favorite songs, “Paper Wings,” again off their “Sirens” album. BY lesley wu With a great set, I was yet again im- For the Summer Titan pressed. In their second year at Vans Warped A blazing hot sun, overpriced food Tour, Plain White T’s made a huge im- and sweaty strangers. pact on their fans, despite performing Those were the downsides of this on one of the side stages. year’s Vans Warped Tour, held in Po- Lead singer Tom Higgenson ser- mona, Calif. enaded the female fans with the acous- But the idea of over 40 talented tic ballad “Hey There Delilah.” bands performing on six stages would Another Chicago band, Plain White overrule a $10 hamburger any day. T’s is sometimes compared to the bet- When you throw in some skate- ter-known Jimmy Eat World. boarding shows, endless merchant Their set included many songs from tents and band signings, you have the their album “All That We Needed” recipe for one kick-ass rock show. which was released in early 2005. Highlights of the show included one With smooth lyrics and a soothing of my favorites – The Bouncing Souls sound, it was safe to say that Plain from New Jersey. White T’s carried out their perfor- The impatient fans repeatedly mance successfully. chanted “Ole!” as the band members New bands on the tour like Against took the stage. Lead singer Greg At- Me!, hellogoodbye tonito graced the and Senses Fail fans with a white “I was totally pooped made a huge im- suit and tie with Kevin Rogers / Summer Titan pact on their loyal the words “so rad” Bassist Chris Sorenson and Vocalist Cove Reber of Saosin serenade the crowd with their post-harcore rock at the Warped out, burnt to a crisp, my fans, some rocking painted across the Tour in Pomona. out better than the front. feet hurt, I was sweaty main stage head- Their set in- liners. cluded songs from and in dire need for some Joan Jett and the their new album Blackhearts were “The Gold Album” cold water. a surprise to this and many old clas- year’s lineup. Joan sics like “Say Any- Walking to my car with Jett was previously thing” and “Kate most famous for is Great” off their a limp, I was totally her song “I Love self-titled album. Rock ‘N’ Roll” in The energy from satisfied.” the 1980s. bassist Bryan Kien- There were a len and beat of the lot of other bands drums from Michael McDermott cre- that I had never heard of before but ated an impressive performance for all that didn’t stop me from checking out the fans. their sets. The songs had commenced The band ended their set with the around noon, but by three o’ clock, I popular “True Believers” and Atton- was already on sensory overload. ito crowd surfing through his fans – Walking around the perimeter, vari- enough to satisfy my Bouncing Souls ous tents were scattered. appetite. They randomly housed the spon- Having seen the Chicago band Rise sors, record labels, and bands. Some Against several times, I still had the of the kiosks housed companies like urge to be in the front watching lead Cingular Wireless, Hot Topic, Volcom, singer Tim McIlrath scream his heart Monster Energy Drink and Myspace. out. com. Showing off his new haircut, he Record labels had tents represent- started with the song “State of the ing their bands. Popular labels like Fat Union” off their album “Siren Songs Wreck Chords constantly had lines of of the Counter Culture.” fans waiting to buy merchandise. They also performed several songs Vagrant Records had their own from the new album “The Sufferer and stage with some of the indie bands the Witness.” strumming away on their guitars. To This high-energy band can be de- the side of one of the main stages was scribed as punk rock with flair of hard- a skateboard ramp with skaters land- core. ing tricks. Various bands had signings at their tents every hour or so. I had walked past a line for Un- deroath, where fans had the band sign everything from CDs to some girl’s cleavage. This year, the tour’s planners had chosen to place the two main stages really far apart. Because of this, fans were forced to walk from stage to stage through huge traffic jams. Food vendors lined the outskirts of the stages with foods varying from Chinese, American, Hawaiian, and Mongolian. I was totally pooped out, burnt to a crisp, my feet hurt, I was sweaty and in dire need for some cold water. Walking to the car with a limp, I was totally satisfied with the outcome of the day. I bought some cool merchandise, took some great pictures, and watched some awesome bands play unforget- table music. www.dailytitan.com FEATURES Week of JuLY 26-AUG. 2, 2006 7 A Word With Joe Principe

The bassist for Chicago- LW: Are you guys doing any more tours after the Warped based Rise Against talks Tour? about life on the road Yes, we are actually going to be hitting the road with the band BY Lesley wu Thursday sometime in October. For the Summer Titan We will both be headlining. LW: What do you eat the most It was the year 1999 when new- on tour? comers Rise Against took Chica- Probably veggie burgers. Those go’s punk rock scene by storm. are the only things that can fit in Their fourth album “The Suf- our microwave that actually tastes ferer and the Witness” debuted good. this month. With the new album LW: How’s the atmosphere on under their belt, they graced this the bus? Is it positive? summer’s Vans Warped Tour main Yes definitely. We keep each stage in Pomona, Calif. other positive. We have scooters I was able to chat with bassist that we like to ride around. Joe Principe about the new album LW: Do you guys have any fa- and life on the road. vorite cities to perform in? Probably L.A. for sure and To- LW: What can we expect from ronto. Toronto usually has a pretty the new album? cool crowd. The only way I can explain LW: Do you have a favorite it is Rise Against times ten. It is Kevin rogers / Summer Titan band on Warped Tour? developed on so many differently They were on the tour earlier, Thousands of screaming fans fight the scorching heat to see some of their favorite bands perform at the Vans Warped levels. but the Buzzcocks are probably Tour’s Pomona, Calif. stop. It is a really solid and structured our favorite. album. It still has a punk rock and LW: So why did (lead singer) hardcore sound, but there is defi- Tim cut his hair? nite progression. He was probably got sick of LW: What will be the first people calling him a dirty hippie single? all the time. The first single will be a song LW: Tell me a random fact titled “Ready to Fall.” about yourself. LW: Will there be a video for It would have to be that I am it? addicted to diet coke. It just tastes Yes. We started shooting the so good. video in Vancouver. The video was LW: Do you have any plans really important for us to make. after the tour? Hopefully the people watching our Go home to the wife and maybe video will see what is really done go to Europe. That always sounds to our wildlife and environment. fun. LW: What is your favorite LW: Any last words? track on the album? Yeah, check out our new album It has got to be this song called “The Sufferer and the Witness” “Bricks.” It sounds like old Bad and come to our booth for signing Religion. at 5:30. LW: What bands influenced you as a musician? For more information about Hmm … that will have to be Rise Against visit www.rise- Minor Threat, Bad Brains and Fu- against.com. gazi. 8 www.dailytitan.com ENTERTAINMENT Week of JuLY 26-Aug. 2, 2006 The Hardest Rockin’ From the Hardest Rockers Excessive even by today’s brown M&Ms in their dressing room, tally ran Boland over with a limousine see how your red snapper likes this red a chainsaw for more proficient ho- they’d refuse to play the show and outside a UK disco. snapper!’” tel room vandalizing and extra-long standards, old-school rock subsequently trash the dressing room. Their frequent episodes of destruc- Whether they were indulging in a extension cords so that the televi- bands knew how to party Van Halen lead singer David Lee tion got the band arrested on at least potpourri of illicit drugs and booze, sions they hurled from hotel windows Roth divulged the gory details of his one occasion in Montreal, resulting in annihilating hotel rooms or engaging would explode as they hit the swim- BY maggie hauser chocolate-coated rampages in his in the band getting banned from the Holi- in debauchery that would embarrass ming pool. For Summer Titan his 1997 autobiography “Crazy from day Inn hotel chain for many years. Caligula, these were no half-assed ef- the Heat.” Wait a minute – The Who stayed at forts. Women wanted them and men Where have all the real rock stars “I found some brown M&Ms, I a Holiday Inn? What the hell was their wanted to be them. It doesn’t suck to Wolfgang Amadeus gone? went into full Shakespearean ‘What booking agent thinking? Couldn’t they be famous. These modern-day pop tarts with is this before me?’… you know, with at least have afforded The Four Sea- Mozart their bad haircuts, wholesome images the skull in one hand … and promptly sons? But I digress. That’s right, Mozart. If you’ve seen and the wannabe bad-asses of hip-hop trashed the dressing room. Dumped Aerosmith Amadeus, then Mozart trashing a hotel bore me. Where’s the overindulgence the buffet, kicked a hole in the door, Formed in the early 1970s, when room and hitting on groupies actually and debauchery of groups like Led twelve thousand dollars worth of Led Zeppelin rockers were lewd sexist circus ani- seems pretty in character. Zeppelin or The Who? fun.” The Zeppelin boys are famous for mals and groupies were perplexingly One of the earliest recorded destruc- Long before rockers had Web sites When I was a kid, I used to fanta- throwing the contents of an entire ho- appreciative, Aerosmith practically tive musicians, Mozart had a pretty with downloadable MP3s, these were size about being so famous that I could tel room out of the window. From 15 wrote the book of rock ‘n’ roll excess. volatile temper and had quite a thing guys who partied hard on and off the act like that much of a jackass. Since stories up. They also enjoyed driving Eventually, they literally did so with for trashing hotel rooms. What’s more, stage. They added the sex and drugs to then, brown M&Ms have always held motorcycles through hotel hallways their 1997 autobiography “Walk This he hated to clean up after himself. He rock ‘n’ roll. a special place in my heart. and introducing their groupies to the Way.” would trash a room and just get anoth- For those who don’t remember the wonderful world of fornicating with The book, a superior how-to hander. In a day and age when people were bands who threw everything from tre- fresh seafood in Seattle’s Edgewater book of depravity, includes anecdotes put to death for shoplifting, Mozart mendous temper tantrums to furniture The Who hotel during the summer of 1969. about the band being happy recipients was committing fairly serious crimes from penthouse balconies, here are the They were notorious for how they “It was a red snapper and the chick of countless dressing-room blowjobs. and was getting away with them. five of the most legendary rock-band treated their hotel rooms, dressing happened to be a f---ing redheaded Afterwards, the band would carefully The musical virtuoso became an blowouts. rooms and Keith Moon’s drum kits. broad with a ginger p----,” said Rich- pour Jack Daniels over their private inspiration to all aspiring rock stars Moon also enjoyed driving cars into ard Cole, Led Zeppelin’s road man- appendages in the hopeful, and false, the world over with his rebellious at- hotel swimming pools. In 1970, the ager, according to snopes.com. belief that doing so would prevent titude. This trailblazer had everything: Van Halen non-driving drummer killed his chauf- “And she loved it. It was like, sexually transmitted diseases. a funky wig and a dirty room. Keep on The guys in the band had a contrac- feur Neil Boland when Moon acciden- ‘You’d like a bit of f---ing, eh? Let’s Their tour equipment also included rocking in the 18th century, Wolfie. tual clause where if there were any Requests of the Rich and Famous From Astroturf to fried when on tour. of man’s best friend, but because she Pop icon Mariah Carey hired a spe- brings her own bomb-sniffing dog in- chicken, stars can get any- cial attendant just to hand her towels case of threats. thing in their dressing room in her dressing room. She also report- Tim McGraw and Faith Hill reportedly demands posters of pop rivals be edly like to kick off their boots and BY shawn trondsen taken down in the room. walk barefoot in dressing rooms lined For the Summer Titan Speaking of her pop counterparts, with Astroturf. Britney Spears demands one box of Dressing room demands are not ex- Imagine being at work all day, then mints, one bag of Doritos and seven clusive to just the ladies of rock, how- taking a break and having whatever dressing rooms for ever. your heart desires at your grasp within her entourage. Men have unusual the employee lounge. Other pop prin- or diva-like requests That is what it’s like to tour as the cess Christina written into their headline act when you are a rock star. Aguilera allegedly contracts as well. Whether it’s a specific meal, decora- insists that a police Metallica, the tion or amenity, rock stars want their escort accompany kings of metal, de- dressing room to be just right for each her to shows so she mand a consistent concert they play on tour. can avoid the daily serving of bacon Much has been made of Jennifer traffic. with each meal Lopez and her alleged demands to Pop singers are while on tour. Al- have an all-white dressing room from not the only stars legedly it is written the drapes to the couches, walls and with unusual de- in their contract that flowers. But J-Lo is not the only pam- mands in their Courtesy of www.arttoday.com it is “very important pered artist. contracts and dressing bacon be served at ev- The ladies of Destiny’s Child al- rooms. ery meal.” legedly refuse to drink from plastic Country superstar Shania Twain Aerosmith would have a problem or Styrofoam cups. They also request likes to be warned if there are any dogs with bacon on the side of their eggs, a jar of honey and fresh ginger root at her concert venues. Not out of fear however. Their contract specifically forbids any processed meats in the band’s vi- cinity while they are touring. Eminem might be the most demand- ing of all when it comes to dressing room amenities. He demands buckets of Kentucky Fried Chicken at his con- certs. Besides chicken, the rapper has also reportedly asked for low-carb protein bars, meal-replacement formula, and low-carb protein shakes. Not only does Eminem demand ex- traordinary amounts of food, but his dressing room is every young boy’s dream. His arcade-like room must have a big screen TV, video games, a ping- pong table and basketball hoop. The room also must be big enough to com- fortably accommodate eight people. The stressed rapper-producer-actor also allegedly asks that the services of a masseur be available to him at all times. So while most of America must fight for a company-paid refrigerator to be installed in their break room, rock star dressing rooms are decorated to their liking free of charge. Their dressing rooms just give us one more reason to be both fascinated and jealous of our platinum pop stars. www.dailytitan.com OPINION Week of JuLY 26-Aug. 26, 2006 9 Titan Editorial Providing insight, analysis and perspective since 1960 Refreshingly Raw Last week at the annual G-8 litical leaders come off as sincere summit, President George W. as used car salesmen, it’s a nice Bush was caught in a moment of change of pace to see Bush tell- indiscretion. ing it how he sees it without any Thinking the cameras were coaching or sugar-coating. pointed away from him as he Peppering in a little profan- dined on his lunch, he told Brit- ity just makes it seem that much ish Prime Minister Tony Blair in more honest. between bites of food, “The iro- And while by no means does ny is what they need to do is get the use of four letter words grant Syria to get Hezbollah to stop do- the commander in chief or his ing this s--- and it’s subordinate any ex- over,” referring to “It was a refreshing tra credibility, it did the recent violence show a normal “one moment of candor to in the Middle East of the boys” side of between Israeli and actually see our leader ... the White House. Lebanese factions. It’s something give an unrefined insight All political takes that wouldn’t ever put aside, it was a on the international be present at an av- refreshing moment erage Condoleezza of candor to actually conflict.” Rice press confer-

Courtesy of Fox Entertainment see our leader come ence. out and give an unrefined insight Being stoic was one of the chief on the international conflict. complaints about Gore during You Thought Your “Ex” Was Bad Regardless of the merits of his both his vice presidency and his statement, the offhand commen- campaign for president in 2000. “My Super Ex-Girlfriend” erage-ness really make her terrifying. a comic of Izzard’s stature is upstaged tary reflected a refreshingly hu- It may be difficult to call Bush doesn’t impress and rarely It’s too bad the rest of the ensemble by a nameless slap-happy goon, some- man side of our president. reserved, but he’s had to follow isn’t particularly dazzling. thing’s wrong. makes any impact at all Vice President Dick Cheney his own rules of etiquette and As Matt, Wilson plays the same dis- Of course, the weakest part of Ex- got in on the four-letter fun two dignity. This little outburst cut oriented, well-meaning everyman he Girlfriend is the decidedly mediocre years ago, telling Vermont Sena- through all those mores. BY Joe simmons does in most of his movies, but doesn’t writing. tor Patrick Leahy, a major critic of In this day and age, the public Summer Titan Staff have clever writing to buoy his perfor- For every joke that works, there is his business practices with Halli- is clamoring for politicians that mance. another that trips over itself or gets don’t rub off as programmed ro- In a cute way, My Super Ex-Girl- burton, to “Go f---- yourself.” Faris does a passable job as the telegraphed from miles away. Major In a day and age when our po- bots. friend delivers exactly what it promis- well-meaning love interest, but is to- plot twists are so painfully obvious es: a sweet nothing that entertains just tally underwhelming next to Thurman. from the get-go that the movie never enough to keep boredom at bay. Even in scenes designed to have us surprises or delights – it just mildly The farce centers on Matt Saunders rooting for Hanna, Thurman’s pres- entertains. (Luke Wilson), an architect who dates ence just dominates the screen. Ex-Girlfriend was designed to be a a neurotic Jenny Jameson (Uma Thur- Izzard, better known for his hilari- bit of meaningless, forgetful fluff, and man), not knowing that Jenny is the ous cross-dressing stand up routines, it accomplishes that well. cover identity for the super-powered is totally underwhelming here. Unfortunately, that’s all the movie heroine G-Girl. It’s not completely his fault; Bed- ever aspired to be; dragged down by Targeted by G-Girl’s arch-nem- lam is about as bland a character as unfortunate writing and unimpressive esis Dr. Bedlam (Eddie Izzard), torn can be written. Still, every scene he’s acting, most audience members won’t by feelings for his co-worker Hanna in is stolen from him by anyone else remember much of the movie by the Lewis (Anna Faris) and driven to the that happens to be on camera. When time they’ve left their seats. edge of sanity by Jenny’s irrational behavior, Matt breaks off the relationship and incurs G-Girl’s wrath. Ex-Girlfriend is a cute date movie, and knows it. The characters are one dimensional; the plot is thin and feels contrived; and many of the jokes fall flat. Still, it’s not a terrible film. Director Ivan Reitman (Evolution, Six Days Seven Nights) manages to keep the movie brisk; scenes never dawdle on to long, and the movie’s fo- cus never strays too far. It would have been easy for Ex- Girlfriend to become a watered-down super-hero flick or a mercilessly cruel comedy like Meet the Parents, but it manages to avoid both those pitfalls. Reitman’s direction isn’t perfect, though. A few scenes, including one with a chainsaw-wielding G-Girl, feel like they’ve been shoehorned into the film. The few sex scenes in the movie, while tame, are so much cruder than the rest of the movie that they are especially jarring. It’s clear that they were added to entertain boyfriends or husbands who had been dragged in by their significant others. Special effects are used sparingly and to great effect in the first half of the film. Some of the most charming scenes of the movie are supported by well-placed computer-generated images. Thurman is definitely the star of the film. Her acting as Jenny is over the top, but the clever juxtaposition of her super powers and Matt’s complete av- 10 www.dailytitan.com OPINION Week of JuLY 26-AUG. 2, 2006 Five Bands You Should Hate Music’s Gone Too Corporate Some bands are just irritat- Hoobastank ing. Here’s five that have I really don’t know why I hate these guys as much as I do. Too many musicians today want to Unfortunately the band usually won’t admit annoyed me from day one why they are changing their music, even though Oh wait now I remember, it’s “The make cash more than they want to Reason.” I can’t remember a more we all know it is to get a video on MTV and go BY Shaelan bowers make the music we all love platinum in the process. For the Summer Titan overplayed song, ever. I have abso- lutely no respect for a band that per- They usually say that they are growing and In the vast landscape that is the forms soft, mainstream crap just to BY Shaelan Bowers taking a new direction artistically. For the Summer Titan music industry, there are going to be win over a bunch of 14-year-old girls If you ask me, that is complete bull and a co- bands that we all love or hate for dif- and sell some records. pout. ferent reasons. When did music turn from an art form where There is a reason that a band starts out play- Maybe they have stupid lyrics, a Good Charlotte people could express themselves and feel free to ing a certain style and a reason that they change derivative sound, an inane image or These guys are just flat-out hi- be creative and different to a complete money that style. maybe they are just plain irritating. larious. At least Fall Out Boy doesn’t making machine? Whatever happened to caring about the mu- These are the top five most irritat- have full-sleeve tattoos, spiked hair, I feel compelled to talk about this because I sic, or for that matter, the fans? ing bands. and eyeliner while trying to act all bad am sick and tired of these bands that really don’t There are so many bands that I used to love ass. seem to give a damn about their fans, they just For the kind of music they do (and a few years ago that I now hate with a passion Staind care about making money. Ok we get it, you had a crappy who buys their albums for that mat- and this is why. I am seeing a trend in bands completely chang- childhood and you have a drinking ter?) they should be wearing IZOD They sold their souls to the top 40. ing their style in a very short period of time to problem. That’s real original; I think polo shirts, khaki pants, and loafers. something that neither they nor I expected. I would love to see a band that didn’t just care I’ve only heard the same thing from They are not punk rock and they These are bands that started out doing heavy about making lots of new fans, but also keep- maybe 100 other bands. never will be, so they should give it up music that was unique and experimental to a ing the fans that have been with them since the My advice: give up the whole whiny already and admit the fact that they’re certain degree, and sometimes – in even less beginning. my daddy never loved me crap and do just in music for the money and the than two years – they find themselves doing It seems that in the last 15 years, people have something original and unique. adolescent groupies. music that appeals to only the mainstream, and been getting into music with the goal of becom- “Dysfunction” had some prom- that attracts those mainstream fans that happen ing millionaires, not because they love to play ise, but it has been all downhill from Creed to be mostly teenage girls. I know they broke up last year and music. there. Now you might be asking yourself, why does we no longer have to worry about new Thankfully, there are a handful of bands out this happen? The answer is simple: cold hard Fall Out Boy stuff coming out that’s going to hit the there that still love to play small clubs where cash. Like they have said themselves, radio. This can come from the band’s own personal 100 of their biggest fans pack in to see them and people either love them or hate them. But I have to admit that I hate Creed motivation to move toward the mainstream in appreciate the fact that they haven’t let them It’s a tough decision but I’ll choose so much that they would be number order to gain a larger fan base. down or left them behind. hate. one any list of crappy bands for any Their money-hungry record producers some- It is truly rare to come across bands like Has anyone ever seen these guys reason. times push them into doing so. Since most NOFX, Pennywise, and Bad Religion who live? I don’t think I have ever seen a “With Arms Wide Open” is prob- people who listen to mainstream music don’t haven’t compromised their music, their image, train wreck like that before. ably the most obnoxious, sentimental really like the heavy stuff, the band is usually and their style just to chase the almighty buck. Guess what guys, even I can sound power ballad of the last 25 years, mak- convinced to “lighten up” their sound in order ing Creed the most piece-of crap-band It’s a truly sad state of affairs today for music good in the sound room, so why don’t to appeal to said audience. you take a little time to learn how to in recent history. lovers such as myself. play your instruments and maybe, I I just want to scream it from the don’t know, hold a note outside of the rooftops, but I guess this will have to studio? do for now. 12 www.dailytitan.com SPORTS Week of JuLY 26-Aug. 2, 2006 Dodgers Trade Disgruntled Perez to KC

BY Beth harris Associated Press

LOS ANGELES (AP) -- The Los Angeles Dodgers dealt pitcher Odalis Perez to the Kansas City Royals on Tuesday, nearly two weeks after saying they had no plans to trade the disgruntled left-hander. The Dodgers also sent minor league right-handers Blake Johnson and Ju- lio Pimental and cash considerations to the Royals for right-hander Elmer Dessens. Perez, a former 15-game winner who spent much of the season in the bullpen due to ineffectiveness, ac- cused the Dodgers of treating him like “trash” on July 13 after he gave up a game-winning home run to Albert Pu- jls in St. Louis. He said then he didn’t know why he had been demoted to the bullpen, add- ing, “If I’ve done something wrong, let me know, tell me. I want to know. I’ve been treated like trash.” Perez is in the second year of a three-year, $24 million contract and in his sixth season with the Dodgers. He had made just one start since mid- May, had been used only twice since Courtesy of Asoociated Press June 28 and is 4-4 with a 6.83 ERA. Los Angeles Angels first baseman Kendry Morales fields a pickoff throw in a March 2006 spring training game while Kansas City’s Shane Costa, a Cal State “Moving him was something we Fullerton alumni, dives back into the bag. Morales was sent back down to the minors on Monday. really needed to do for all concerned, including him,” Dodgers general man- 12 in ‘03, but was 7-8 in an injury- ager Ned Colletti said on a conference plagued 2005. The last-place Dodgers have lost Titan Spiker Comes Home to Coach call. “He lost his starting job, obvi- 11 of 12 and were 5 1/2 games behind ously. It’s probably best to cut ties and Former Titan Jennifer Aveda has year later. championships at the Asics Nationals NL West-leading San Diego going into move on. We were not getting much been hired as an assistant coach and After a season as the skipper at San- in Chicago, the East Coast Champion- Tuesday night’s game at home against productivity out of that roster spot.” joined the staff July 17. ta Ana, Adeva headed east for assistant ships at Penn State, and the Asics Big the Padres. Colletti said the Royals wouldn’t ac- “I am extremely happy to have Jen- jobs at Nicholls State in 2000-01, Ten- South Qualifier in Atlanta. Dessens returns for a second stint cept a straight-up trade for Perez, and nifer back with the Titans,” said Cal nessee State from 2001 to 2004 and “As a player here she had great en- with the Dodgers, having appeared in demanded prospects and cash, too. State Fullerton volleyball Head Coach UNC Charlotte from for the 2004-05 ergy and work ethic so we feel she will 28 games for them last season, includ- “It hasn’t been easy,” he said. “If Carolyn Zimmerman. “Since her season. be an excellent addition to the coaching seven starts. He had a 3.56 ERA in it was easy, it would’ve happened a graduation in 1997, she has worked The former defensive specialist has ing staff,” said Zimmerman. 65.2 innings. while ago.” extremely hard to build her coaching coached at the club level, including the Adeva played in 53 career matches In 2004, the 35-year-old pitcher was Despite the team’s recent public experiences at the club and Division I Carolina Juniors “Slam” team, an 18- for the Titans from 1994 to 1996, re- 1-0 with a 3.20 ERA in 12 games fol- comments, Colletti had been in active levels and now we can look forward to year-old national-level squad that cap- ceiving a redshirt for the 1995 cam- lowing an August trade to the Dodgers discussions about trading Perez. her contributions to our program.” tured the 18-Gold Div. Championship paign. She posted 187 career digs and from Arizona. “I’d rather not say exactly how long, Adeva, 32, started her collegiate in the 2006 USA Volleyball Junior 15 service aces over two seasons. Prior This season, Dessens had a 4.50 but I’ll say quite a while,” he said. coaching career at Santa Ana College Olympics. to that she was a two-time All-Western ERA in 43 games for the Royals. Perez won 15 games in 2002 and in 1998 as the assistant coach of the Her team posted eight first-place conference selection for 1992-93 at Dons. She was named head coach a finishes from 2004-05, including College of the Canyons in Valencia. WWW.DAILYTITAN.COM CLASSIFIEDS WEEK OF JULY 26 - AUGUST 2, 2006 11 1300 6100 Miscellaneous Career Opportunities ENGLISH BULLDOG EForce Media in Santa Ana seeks Asst. Mktg Mngr to research, cre- FOR SALE ate datab. for nat’l & wrld mrkt, Registered/registerable prdt & price strat. for Euro clients. (AKC, NKC, etc.), current Reqts: BA Mrktg/Comm Ecom/ vaccinations, veterinarian equiv, min 6 mths exp., must know examination, health cer- Euro langs. Fax: 714-800-1618 tificate, health guarantee, pedigree, travel crate. EMAIL Earn $2500+ monthly and chrisscott_1970@yahoo. more to type simple ads on- com. line. www.dataentrytypers.com

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