PAGE 10 / MAY 2, 1989 THE RETRIEVFP Zombie 'Cannibals' Condom vendors: devour the Apple the next step? The second part of the two part Sammy Prestianni Rob Zombie's lyrics are like the free Contributers associations of a tripping hippie in a questionnaire for those polled dealt Retriever staff writer with the location of condoms for metallic future land, maybe Mad What is wrong with this picture? A Max's Thunderdome. For the most vending machines. More specifically, White Zombie's new album, Make can of coke and candy are within easy should condoms be sold in vending nart, they are imagistic and reach in vending machines all over Them Die Slowly, is interesting to say imaginative, as in "Murderworld." It machines with candy bars and the least. These Zombies of NY give campus. What about the other word? M&M's? Although a majority of stu- begins, "Summer of love, What a Are you too embarrassed to even say the public something fresh to chew on. waste now/ Earth magic strikes out/ dents were in favor of the selling of They burn with a unique blend of it? Condoms must be readily available condoms in vending machines, few A million dollar monster mind/ In to those who choose to use them. psychotic psychedelic ritual rock. It search of the devil's garden." decided that they should be sold with ain't metal, but it ain't hardcore If one is thirsty, a soda machine is such edibles as candy bars or As a psycho-analyst, what would usually around the corner. Hunger either. It's extremely different. you recommend as therapy for some- M&M's. can be purged with chips or candy in A selection from this student popu- Although An Animal was White one who spontaneously generates, the vending machine next dooor. What lation is random if every individual Zombie's third release, this is their "Non-conforming precision no direc- about condoms? Should they be has the same probability of being first release on a strong independent tion collision accelerating evolution pllaced in vending machines to become label. Their previous two records, dinosaur revolution slaughter house selected. To make this survey as ran- available when needed? More than dom as possible, questionnaires were Psycho-Head Blowout and Soul- blood slamming emotional bitch two thirds of the student population Crusher, were recorded and released scamming impossible demonstrate it available at several locations around believe that they should be available campus at different times of the day. in 1987 and early 1988 on their own impossible demonstrate it power in vending machines. label, Silent Explosion. Caroline hungry so I," song lyrics? How random can this be? This survey was conducted on the Student populations is the key records picked up White Zombie after These come from the end of "Power student population of the University Zombie's full-length LP, Soul- Hungry." I think you can feel the phrase here. This does not eliminate of Maryland Baltimore County cam- anyone from being selected in the Crusher sold out quickly. Caroline driving rhythms behind these words pus in connection with course require- survey. Polling students in the gym, re-released the LP under their own as they are spit out one after the other. ments for Philosophy 148 Introduc- It's kind of a question/ response thing the library, the different academic label. tion to Scientific Reasoning. buildings, while also including the Bill Laswell, who has worked with between Rob and himself. Throughout this decade, there has university center and surrounding Motorhead and Iggy Pop, produced This band has a serious drive to been an increased awareness of the outside areas gave the best chance for the record. The production seems to wail. Their sound is heavy like a risks involved with sex. The most purposefully waver between solid cement wall; but it doesn't stagnate. everyone to be included. prevalent concern suurrounds the pre- Even by polling students at diverse underground psychedelia and garage Rhythms fluctuate as a tiny amount of cautions towards acquiring the pre- punk on a 4-track. "Acid Flesh" has a blues squeaks through in the solos. times and places, the methods are not dominantly sexually transmitted dis- necessarily an accurate representation particularly menacing splash of a The pound of White Zombie could be ease AIDS. Several ideas have been of UMBC students' beliefs. Those snare sound at times. It's like the experienced with ritualistic introduced allowing consumers to polled were simply in the right place at explosion from a double-barrel shot- tribal dance. I can't quite hear the make their own decisions in accor- culture, but it certainly is cannibalis- the right time. There were other prob- gun — a nice jolt. dance with their own morals or lems that may have affected the White Zombie's song titles are tic. beliefs. results. Instead of volunteering the almost like Spinal Tap , shocks, Something with a black edge is Abstinence is obviously the ulti- information, some of the people encompassing the entire genre of erupting from NY. They're heading to mate answer to avoiding any sexually polled were approached by the Philos- punk and whatever anyone would like the West Coast for a tour; but when transmitted diseases. To those who ophy students. Therefore, a small to call hardcore or metal. Check these they get down to Baltimore, probably are more sexually active, other altern- at Hammerjack's, White Zombie will degree of favoritism must have been out: Farewell performance atives must arise. The use of contra- involved. Demonspeed/ Disaster Blaster/ be omething to hear. For now, listen Senior tenor Charles Alexander performed his senior recital to a captive ceptives, the most common being the Those that were approached were Murderworld/ Revenge (Side 1); to 97 Underground, or grab that LP in audience last Saturday, performing works by Shubert, Brahams, Rorem condom, decreases the risks involved often related closely to another group Acid Flesh/ Power Hungry/ Gods- the record store with teeth nearest Barber and other composers for his senior recital. with sex to a point very comfortable layer (Side 2). you. for most. (see CONDOMS, page 11)

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