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Volume 23, Number 54 Serving The University of Central Florida Since 1968 Tuesday April 9, 1991 • • • • f ~ •• 4 . ~ . - ...... UCF details growth
LAKE .. ..•:.,, .. CLAIRE ~ ' :~ .,.... .\. ·: -.:· "" J through year 201 O .. ._:: •S,. ~· •.," .. Ji . .M Campus may quickly outgrow available land ·) too small. -· by Sandra Pedicini I ~ In the past 20 years, UCF's popu i' •,;'"> ~ "'" CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE •o lation has grown to more than 20,000. . I. I } . . .. Constant change is the key phrase "Considering what's happening in . ' • o• .-::. .. ~ .. . to describe plans for UCF develop- the Orlando area, it's at least not out I ""~ ~- ment. · ./ of the question that we'll see a similar kind of growth in c,..,.. •• So said Admin- istration and Fi the next 20 years," - nance Vice "Land is becoming very, Bolte said. President John very scarce ... as we try to The original , - . Bolte at master plan ·was Thursday's-faculty plan out to the year 2000." completed by senate meeting to Herbert Halback discuss growth of Inc., a landscap- the master plan. • John 6olte ing, architect Changes at' UCF vice president, planning and through 2010 Administration and Finance- graphic designing were detailed. company in Or "I think the lando. plan really changes daily, and per UCF has· done in-house work on haps it should change daily," Bolte the soon-to-be-published plan. It has said. come up with some changes, such as At one time it seemed like UCF adding more space for high-rise aca would have plenty of space in which demic and housing buildings in the to fulfill its needs. But now, Bolte said, southern portion of the campus. that is changing. Other proposed changes include: "Land is becoming very, very scarce • Relocation of the athletic fields in many respects as we try to plan tO the northeastern part of campus. out to the year 2000 or 201 O," he said. • Additions to the expanding aca And as the land becomes more demic core of UCF. The master plan scarce, the number of students grows. provides for communication, psychol "( The original master plan, completed ogy and social sciences buildings. ·~· .. l, in early 1990, planned for 25,000 stu • Planned parking. The master .. ~ dents, according to Director of Facili plan shows that the center academic ,. rill · ; .. {] =:::;..-' ties Planning Jerry Osterhaus. core of UCF will be free of automo - But that estimate is now considered biles.
Jtm Ferguso111l.t:N 1 t1AL f-LORIDA Fu I URE MONKEY SEE, MONKEY DO Jeff Dunham performs with Peanut in the Wild Pizza during Greek Week. See Page 3 for more Greek Week coverage. 2 The Central Florida Future April 9, 1991
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·:coNNELLS Saturday April13 • An American Tail Sunday • Li mited amount of free tickets avai lable at April 14 the Kiosk with student l. D. Dial M for Murder • Monday April 15 ~~ ~aU!t 'ieWe-t Rear Window •
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GREEK WEEK '91 · Sig Eps, Zetas overall winners in Greek Week Tau Kappa Epsilon, Delta Gamma place 2nd • Staff Report •Games CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE • Spirit, including the Carnival. • Participation, including Greek Sing. Tau Kappa Epsilon's 11-year winning • Service, including the can drive. streak was broken Saturday by Sigma Games started Wednesday on the Phi Epsilon at the annual Greek Week Green and continued Friday and Sat competition. · urday. Normally, the games are held at • Zeta Tau Alpha topped the sorority Lake Claire, but due to area construc division in the event for the sixth con tion, this year they were held at the secutive year. intramural fields. The TKEs came close to winning for Two new games had been added this the 12th time, but placed second overall. year at the pool, but were canceled be Phi Delta Theta came in third. CB:USe the pool pump was not working. Delta Gamma and Alpha Delta Pi This- year featured a new event - took second and third place, respec the Carnival - Wednesday on the tively. Green. Each group made a booth, which Four categories add up to make the was judged and scored in the spirit cat overall winner: egory . •
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Jim FergusonfCENTRAL FLOKIO A FUTU RE I COULD' CRASH LANDING Members of Delta Delta Delta compete in the Mattress Race on Wednesday. Teams race up to a table and dump the person on the mattress, who chugs fruit punch and climbs back on. The teams then race back. · HEAT OF THE RACE Members of Pi Kappa Alpha compete against members of Sigma Phi Epsilon in the Mattress Rae~. IIKA pl_aced first in the event and .Dl>E placed right behind them in second place. · SPINNING AROUND A fraternity membe r spins around in th e game Dizzy Bat on Wednesday on the Green. 4 The Central Florida Future April 9, 1991 Poet Merwin: Rising activism inspires me to write by Bill Cushing people talking about changes in atti terian minister so that's part of my bad "Selected Translations 1948-1968," CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE tude," he said. "I think it's happening blood." He again commented on the im which earned the International Asso very differently than it did in the '60s." pressive turnout, more than 50 people, ciation of Poets, Playrights, Editors; Pulitzer Prize-winning poet W. S. He added, "It's sort of consoling in for a poetry reading held at that hour Essayists and Novelists Translation Merwin visited Valencia Community some ways, and disturbing in others, to of the day. Prize for 1968. College and UCF on April 4 and 5 to go back that many years and realize "After all, Shakespeare could assume In 1970, his book 'The Carrier of Lad read original work as part of the.UCF that some of the same concerns were that his audience was used to listening ders" won the Pulitzer Prize for literature. Writers Series. . there then. to sermons," ·he said. "We've made a Merwin feels his later works have The series is sponsored jointly by the "I know the first thing to do is to very strange society because if you take become more structurally formal. UCF English Department and VCC's allow yourself to care most of the societies of He said, "There have been changes honors program. so much that you have our strange species, in the kind of writing that I've managed . The first reading, held in the VCC to do something," he they had poetry. They to do over the years and people have Boardroom on Thursday, was standing observed. 'That's true just take it for granted commented about and argued about room only as more than 100 students, of anything. When you that it's natural to like these great changes and what was be faculty and area residents attended the fall in love with some it, just as it's natural hind these changes. And they talk as 90-minute performance. body, you don't know for children to like to though there was no connection between "[Poets] are not used to having such what to do but you sing and dance. the books." a large turnout and to see an audience know you have to do it "It leads us to real He feels that this misconception like this. I'm flattered," Merwin said. and you find out what ize that we have a so comes from the nature of language, He read some of his pieces from as it is. If you're involved ciety in which, by the which leads people to the impression early as the 1960s, finishing with some with someone who's time people ·are ado that one thing happens after another. works that have yet to be published. dying, you don't know lescents, thillk it's real "If there were total breaks, there Many of the poems were taken from his what to do but you find ly weird to like poetry. would be complete breaks of character • 1967 book, 'The Lice," and his most out you do the best you W.S. Merwin This is because they've and personality," he said. recent book, "The Rain in the Trees." can." been taught that's it's "One of the many mistakes that is Merwin noted a re-awakeningpoliti~ The bulk of the works read during weird," Merwin said. . often made in writing is the assump-· cal awareness on today's campuses and both appearances were on the topics of Merwin has been a writer, teacher tion that artists of any kind plan every • said when one is angry about some family and environmental conservation. and translator since the 1940s. His thing out in advance," Merwin said. thing, that anger becomes a concern for · "I find myself talking more and more first book of poems, "A Mask for Ja ''You know perfectly well that doesn't somethlltg. That concern induces him about the environment," he said. nus," was awarded a Yale Younger happen any more than you plan your to write. The next day when he spoke at UCF, Poet's award by W. H. Auden in 1952. lives or your days lik_e that. ''You know, the '60s was a time that he said, "I risk becoming preachy about His translations include "The Poem ''You plan them all right but they seems to be arising once again with it. You know, my father was a Presby- of the Cid," "The Song of Roland" and happen out of themselves." ROTC present the award to UCFs ROTC pro gram in the next few months. UCFs We are on a mission unprecedented FROM PAGE 1 Army ROTC also won the award in in rnerlical history. .. 1989. ...Wear.:! bringing 19 teams of Some of the categories that affect the "It's not just an honor for the ROTC program, but for the university also," scientists .from around the world award are: together in one place, for one purpose. • •Being a host institution and com said Brian Fallon, Army ROTC battal ion executive officer. To find a pern-ianent cure for diabetes. missioning more than 17 second lieu-, For all of mankind. ''We recei~e something to be proud tenants. And for your family too. • Training management. of, and in return the university receives • Retention of cadets. recognition," Thomson said. "UCF Together, we can outlive diabetes. • Training effectiveness . . should be proud to have two ROTC Join us on our mission. • Overall mission accomplishments. [Army and Air Force] programs in the • top 3 percent of the nation." The Region Headquarters · will ---- s File Edit Options -.;r.--~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Production manager needed for summer. Must haue good Mac FOOD and PageMaker • 1 m · ~~. STORES PEPSI . orseotJNT COKE • ' ~ BEV: E : R -~G-· Es ,I $329 3433 /\LF AYA Tn/\11 .. $.329 OllLANDO, FLORIDA #281 I 12 PK./12 OZ. CAN~ . 12 PK:/12 OZ. CANS . f' .. j\ ROYAL CROWN .. .;~--- ·------·- - - -~---- STUDENT 99 LEGAL SERVICES 99.¢ $2 2 LITER IJTL. 12 PK./12 OZ. 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PACK $2 ..19 SUB GENERIC...... $1.49 1% GALLON I l I The Central Florida Future April 9, 1991 5 • N lip • • EARTH DAY EVENTS For more information, call the legal studies fraternity on tion, is celebrating its week • TIME TO VOTE The UCF Environmental Kim Dawson at 366-3802. campus, in cooperation with . April 8 through 13. It's "County Government" Society is hosting its UCF Student Legal Services, is Everyone is asked to join in Week. Earth Day 1991 Speaker Se •FREE MONEY sponsoring a student legal the festivities. Supervisor of Elections Betty • ries. All shows will begin at 7 :30 Applications -are now being workshop from noon to 1 p.m. • "Help Preserve African Carter announces that people · p.m. in the SCA accepted for the Marriot Or Wednesday in Room 226 of Elephant" -fund-raiser for the may register to vote from 10 • Wednesday - Dan Wil lando World Center/Orlando Howard Phillips Hall. American Wildlife foundation, a.m.-3 p.m. April 8- 12 on the liams of Greenpeace will Business Journal scholarship. Patricia MacKown, director from 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Monday on first floor of the Orange County present "Time for a Sane and The scholarship is based on of Student Legal Services, will the Green. Administration Building, 201 S. Safe Energy Policy." academic performance and fi give a brief lecture on the ser • "Why You Treat Me So Rosalind Ave. •April 15 - Cindy Westra nancial need. Candidates must vices the program provides. Bad? Black Love" - male/fe , People may also register at • of Back to Nature will present be ajunior or senior with a de Discussion will follow. All are male relationship forum, 9:30 119 W. Kaley St. or at outreach "Domino Effect: Toxins vs. clared major in business ad welcome. a.Iil. in the Commons: sites throughout the county. Wildlife and Environment." ministration. • "Mr. Wonderful Pageant" Those who register must • April 18 - Micheal The application deadline is • ARE YOU SMART? - pageant to help raise money present identification showing Geoghaegans of the United April 15. For more information, The Central Florida Mensa, for a scholarship fund, 9 p.m. their Orange County address. Nations will present "The Poli call ext. 5781. the local chapter of American in the Wild Pizza. For more information, call tics of the Environment." Mensa, the high IQ society, will 836-2070 • • ISRAELI FILM offer its membership test at 10 • AASU ELECTIONS • • HELP THE HOMELESS UCFs Judaic Studies pro- a.m. April 13 at Rollins College, The African American Stu •NAME A BELTWAY . Here is your chance to help . gram~ film' program and.Jewish Cornell building, Room 159. dent Union will hold its elec The Orlandn/Orange County thehomeless. Student Union announce an Mensa is an international tions for the 1991-92 school Expressway Authority is meet The Social Work Student Israeli Film Festival. society with only one member year April 18and19. ing at 11 am. Wednesday in the Advisory Association is aiding "Noa at Seventeen" will be ship requirement: a score The following executive po- Orlando/Orange County Ex the Coalition for the Homeless. featured 7:30 p.ni. 'April 9 in the within the top 2 percent of the sitions are available·: · pressway Authority Conference The coalition started a new health and physics auditorium. general population on a stan:. •President room to discuss the issue of program called "New Begin- The film presentations ar~ dardized IQ test. • Vice president I beltway nami_ng. . nings." It needs donations, such free and open to the public. The testing fee is $25. • Vice president II Authority Vice Chairman Bob • as blankets and clothes, for this For more information, call Dr. Call Dana Novatnak at 678- For more information or Mandell is attending as well as program. From April 8 to 12, Moshe Pelli, director of Judaic 4395 for more information. · elections packets, call ext. 4168 officials from Orange, Lake, drop containers will be at the Studies, at ext. 5039 or ext, 2251 · or stop by Room 225 of the Osceola and Seminole counties. library, the Administration •DELTA SIGMA THETA Student Center. The meeting is open to the • Building :;ind the Fine Arts • LEGAL SERVICES · Delta Sigma Theta Sorority All elections packets and infor public. Call 425-8606 for infor Building. Lambda Epsilon Chi (LEX), Inc., a public service organiza- mation are due by 5 p.m April 15. mation. RANGERS FROM PAGE 1 · we had a little trouble on the rope bridge," team member Don Lockwood said. The rope bridge event reqillred eight cadets tO make a rope bridge and use it to cross above a 1 ().. . foot-deep stream while using mountain climbing equipment. The team placed sixth in this event. Sixth place was low com pared with their other standings. "Things change each year, they never give the same re sults," Lockwood said. "It's a new competition each year." This is the second consecutive year that the Fighting Knights Battalion has competed in the Warrior Region Competition . .UCF placed fourth last year. This year, the team placed second be hind thr!Texas A&M Aggies. ''Texas usually dominates, but we came close to beating them this year," Lockwood said. The cadets who participated on the Ranger Challenge Team were Christopher Baehman, Glenn Becker, Cr~g Besaw, Kenneth Coon, Steve Dovale, Jeffry Keene, Donald Lockwood, Charles Morrison and R Scott Poston. Roger Farris and Russell Hayes were alternates. Introducing the affordable Personal LaserWriter LS. 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The power to be your bese ATMOSPHERE ·-CULTURAL ACTIVITIES CONTACT WITH AMERICAN FAMILIES ·-ASSISTANCE WITH For further infor1natio11 visit UCF Computer Sales Office, CCII Room 105 PERSONAL NEEDS AFFORDABLE TUITION FEE between 9 at~ 7 pin Mon. and Tues; 9am -4pm W~. thru Fri. -SCHOLARSHIPS AVAILABLE IMMIGRATION ASSISTANCE ·FOR MORE INFO WRITE OR CALL: or call Michael Pridemore at 823-5434 PO BOX 940793 MAITLAND, FL 32794-0793 (407) 263-7726 © 199 \ Apple Computer. Inc. ,4pp/e. the Apple logo. Macintaw. l.aserWriler and "1be f>oll'er to be your l~r are repjsteryd trademarks ofAp/Jle Computer. Inc. . . 6 . Collage April 9, 1991 The • Flip Side of _...... _Reality • UCF grad mad at video store opens 16,0QO Movies By ·Heidi Steiner . 111 ., ees come from UCF and Colonial ii ~ High School, with 90 percent of UcF graduate Bob Zlatkiss went his management coming from from selling dust mops to owning UCF. . five American Video Network stores He organizes each store so . (16,000 Movies) - one of which five managers manage about 22 happens to be the third largest vid other employees. eo store in the United States. "I want them to have free And out of his 125 employees, dom to make their own decisions, 80 attend UCF. create their own ideas and add Zlatkiss, 33, graduated from UCF their two cents," Zlatkiss said. in 1979 with a degree in political "I have one student who is science. majoring in marketing and an "I was going to go to law school, other in accounting. I get insight but I got ~idetracked selling mops from both." for a big corporation," Zlatkiss said. Zlatkiss also stresses the· "Then one day I was s . .. CONCERTS ·---- ··· - ~------·-~. Tuesday, April 9 Wednesday, April 10 funk, soul. folk band Mag- · · gie's,DreamatVlsage. The Ifby now you don't know Tickets are still available for show starts at 9 p.m. and about the Grateful Dead's the ZZ Top show tonight and tickets are $5. last show' you don't get to Thursday at the Lakeland The aging but timeless go. (Tonight's Dead show at Civic Cent~r, according to Four Freshmen play at the Orlando Arena is sold TicketMaster. Houligans in Ormond out.) Beach. Shows are at 8 and T,he Broadway hit "Peter 10 p.m. and tickets are Pan" playsattheBobCarr ,.,....-~ $19.95. Call (904) 788- · 1 Performing Arts Center,.,.._ _... 3679. today through April 14. .. Former Olympic winner Cathy Rigby plays the boy Friday, April 12 who refuses to grow up. • I The alternative smooth The Charlie Brent ness of Cocteau Twins will Group plays New Orleans perform at the Bayfront funk at the Blue Note. Center ip St. Petersburg. Tickets are $5. • Tickets are $20 through lilitlllmiil:!d .The Florida Symphony TicketMaster. "Book of Love" opens at Chamber Orchestra plays The Spring choral con 9 p.m. at the Beacham at St. Luke's United cert will be held at Univer Theatre. Tickets are $12.50 Methodist Church at sity High School. The 7:30 in advance and $15 at the Windermere. Andrew Sill is p.rn. show features Valen door. conducting. Tickets are $14 cia Community College's and for reservations, call Valenica Singers and Thursday, Aprll 11 894-2011. Contemporary Singers. • Admission is free. Spend your night with rock, -Compiled by Christine Hobby • .. Collage April 9, 1991 7 Annual Cypress Dome magazine I offers a variety of student works The Cypv-ess Dome • By Jeff Hunn • For students who want good reading but are resqict ed by a tight budget. The Cy press Dome, UCF's annual literary magazine, offers a variety of writing styles and genres for just the right price - nothing. Written, compiled and ed • ited by UCF students, the second edition of The Cypress Dome can be picked up at • Room 450 of the Fine Arts Building (English Department office). The magazine has been ex panded to 66 pages while being reduced to a smaller size. It will • be available April 9 . Editor Elizabeth Hurt, a senior majoring in English, explained that The Cypress of a shark attack he witnessed ulty adviser Dr. Don Stap Dome was "an undefinable called "Smoke on the Water." wrote, "The only criterion was work of art composed of im Also included is a contempo excellence - literary merit - pressionistic images to de rary piece on the Persian Gulf which, of course, came down tailed portraits." War and, according to Gra to the editors·· personal opin Seventy-five-dollar first !Jam Vemau, the publication's ion." prizes went to Kelle Groom for production manager, "a wide Contributors to the latest the poem "Dad leaves for variety of poetcy from lavish edition have touched on a work"; Colleen Dunkle for gardens to people rowing variety of topics. There is an "Parts," a short story; and Ja boats and death." involving stocy written from son Wilson for his recollection In the opening pages, fac- the point of view of a South ------African child who faces a cul- ture and language beyond her . " comprehension. CONGRATULATIONS Another piece, "Photos from a Marriage," a poem by COLLEGE GRADUATES Scott Schenider, is about a ~------groom who is supposed to marry a woman f,rom an The Graduate Orthodox Jewish family. Both deal with uncomfort LEASE PROGRAM able situations. There is even a children's NO MONEY DOWN $188.00 PER MONTH* story, "The Rose and the Congratulations 1991 College Graduate! At Coggin-Osteen Raindrop," and a story about Word of the Week Honda we want you to get the best possible start in the a single mother struggling to business world. raise two children, "GMng and mean solar day rL (science) The period of time between Receiving." successive returns of the mean sun to the meridian, Just for you we've developed "The Graduate Lease A senior citizen's helpless containing 86,400 mean seconds. Program." This program allows you to lease a new 1991 ness is the topic of Cathie automobile with no money down. Just bring us your diploma Fields' "The Easy Chair." In it, and If you meet our other program criteria, we'll help you · an elderly woman must be drive away in a sporty new car.* dependent on her children, while at the same time com pletely support her invalid husband. Bill Cushing's "Listening to Bird" pays tribute to innova tive jazz saxophonist Charlie 11111~11 l'1cl111k ~ II S1 Parker and juxtaposes the life of the musician against im ages of a bird's activity. Cushing expressed his grati fication for being included in an exclusive, competitive lit 3574 South Crange Blossom Trail• Orlando Fiorida 32809 •Phone 851·9118 erary magazine. Those interested in being ON YOUR WAY TO THE TOP, STOP HERE FIRST. included in next year's issue •so MONTH CLOSE END LEASE PLUS MONTHL y SALES TAX WITH APPROVED CREDIT. FOR THE ARST 12 MONTHS. REMAINING PAYMENTS INCREASE ~5 0 . 00 PER MONTH 13·60. FIRST ' or being on the staff, which MONTHS PAYMENT PLUS REFUNDABLE SECURITY DErOSIT & TAG DUE ON DELIVERY. qualifies as internship credit, MONTHLY PAYMENTS DUE EVERY 30 DAYS THERAFTER. EXCESS MILEAGE CHARGE OF UP should contact the English TO 15¢ PER MILE OVER 15,000 PER YEAR AND ANY EXC ESS WEAR AND TEAR COSTS MAY APPLY AT END OF LE AS E Department at ext. 2212. t; ·'~! ... ! ..•.• !.~1·• .• ! ··.·-· ' • •.. I I• o 8 Collage April 9, 1991 Feel the need to check up on your inate? Local spy shop caters to spouses' needs to spy upon each other by Christine Hobby · brass knuckles - "they're papeiweights." Not all of Brown's products are c:riminal Big brother is w~tching. And so is your inspired, however. The shop carries many boss, girlfriend and, likely, the family dog. devices designed to protect average people. The reason? Spy gadgets (of the James Bond BodyGuard, an organic defense spray made variety) are now available to the average Joe. fromhotcayennepeppers,ispopularwithwomen Due to popular .demand, local investigator According to its ad, the Mace substitute is guar Bo_b Brown opened his "spy shop," called anteed to control "pe:rSons under the inflµence of Privacy Products Inc., in November. Brown's drugs as well as psychotics and dogs." store, which extends onto his private investi- According to Brown, males usually prefer gation offices at 5227 E. Colonial Drive, car- stun guns. He carries the most powerful ~ap ries items that amateur spies can use without per on the market - one that can inflict up to having to hire a private investigator. 120,000 volts. There are also numerous nov- Suspect. your fiance of cheating? Tap his elty items, such as: apartment with a Long-Range FM Transmit- 'Y' v•stble Thief Detection Powder - ter (bug), only $175. Suspect your flancee is Roommate stealing your stufi? Catch him red-, closing in on you and your gii-lfriend? The green- orblue-handed. ($14.95) Deluxe Transmitter Detector ($260) will "zero 'Y' Can Safes - Made to look (and sound) in on hiddeni:ransmitters" (bugs). · like popcorn containers, car batteries, beer Because more than half of Brown's inves- cans and Borax. ($9.95-$69.95) - · tigations are domestic - spouses wanting to .. The Israeli Gas Mask - An "amazing" ALTER EGO check up on each other - the investigator/ limited-release bargain from the Israeli gov- · merchant caters to that market. ernment. "These masks have been battle The ever popular UCF band, Alter Ego, let loose at a recent He also attracts business people suspicious proven." ($14.95) Orlando performance_. of industrial espionage, law enforcement offi- 'Y' Surveillance Glasses (with UV protec- ______..______cials, hobbyists, people who are simply curt- tion) - Built-in side mirrors let you check out Hilarious play features.cl.ass Of geeks, ous, people who are chronically suspicious · what's going on behind you while you smack and. yes. criminals. into trees in front of you. shows how to have 'Fun with Science'. Brown, who has been a PI for 25 years and 'Y' For the VIPw8nna-be - SOLID BRONZE a sheriffs deputy before that, says he's pretty PROFESSIONAL BADGES ($24. 95) and by Josiah Baker ioned suits ·and carrying good at recognizing law-breakers. He thinks plastic IDENTIFICATION CARDS that iden- "F canes. it'smostlydrugdealerswhofrequenttheshop. tlfy the wearer as an ordained tpinister, reg- . unWith Science" is the Both are a siqe act vaude- The PI knows that some of his gadgets may istered mercenaiy, bounty hunter or travel first of many plays to be per- ville. They introduce the sqQw be used for purposes not quite on the up and agent. ($5. 95) formed at the ne'W Sak Theatre with a strtng of tongue-f'ViSt up. Brown doesn't condone criminal clients, · .- Restricted publications _ Rare bc:>oks at the comer of Church Street ingjokes and even attempt to but he can't stop someone from buying just including ~Get Even: The Complete BOok of and Court Avenue Jl;lst a dance. The theater houses because he suspects they may be underworld DirtyTricks" ($17.95), "Secrets of Lock Picking" couple of blocks down from only 98 seats. so you·re-guar- . upper management. ($15), "How to Disappear Completely and Church Street Station. "Fun anteed a good seat. " ,,_,, "Ifsomeonecomesinhereandsays, 'I want Never Be Found" ($12.95) and "How to Find With Science" is a hilarious "Fun With Science" ;qpeQS a bug to bug a telephone,' I tell them light out ·Anyone Anywhere" ($19.95). combination of comedy, sat- with a scene of a collegesci,. we don't sell a bug to bug a telephone. 111 say Thtfsuccessful investigator has been inter- ire and a string ofunforgetta- ence lab classroom. The.Clas5- I can sell you a recorder that you can record viewed by People Magazine and he is the ble spoofs. is a variety of college goofs, conversations on," he explained. 'What they subject of the film "My Son is ~iSslng," based ·_ The show begins_with ~~ . ,such as ~ree science nerds do after they leave is their own problem." on a famous murder case that he solved in appearance of two past nud..: ' - Ringo· Hall (Danno Sulli- · =t1 Brown is careful to disasscx;iate ·his prod- 1978. He will also be featured on the 1V show die-aged men - Mr. Gallagher ·· van), Deidre Snyder (Morgan ucts with anything illegal. For instance, at "Unsolved Mysteries," which will track him as (Gary Rorman) and Mr. Shean Russell) and Toulouse Tribeck 1 Privacy Proqucts Inc., brass knuckles are not he tries to find a missing Miami girl. (Andy Anthony). They are both hunched, wearing old-fash- See SAK, page 9 . Confetti every.Thursday in The·Central Florida Future ' • l - Bi•kendo«k' :(1~-:~~:.:;:~-:-i=.~_footwear~~ cim:~~~ET ·All Sizes & Styles Availah/e HRs: uam-npm EXCHANGE · 649-6484· 7 DAYS_ ,DUFFY'S d 1:--~~~-==--::-:~~~~~~~~~~~~-~ TERM PAPERS TYPED SI.ZS/page* (double-spaced f,/ corrected) · • 24·BOUR SERVICE (or better!) 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He sings about his Afri Showtime is at 8:30 p.m. tribal robe and cap. can charm in "Don't Want a Thursday, Friday and Satur Klause Voorrnan (Joel Mc Girl Who's Blonde just Want day nights. There also is a crary) is a German exchange my Ephambinondus." _show afterward, called "Tile student dressed like a Gallagher and Shean do a atreSports," which starts at 11 brewmeister of Munich. Miss perlorrnance called "Tile Route p.m. "TileatreSports" is where Martindale (Clare Sera) is a of the 01' 57," which is an old the audience really gets into sexy student teacher who has fashioned type of song and the perlorrnance. The actors just started her first job as a dance. The funniest song I divide themselves up into two science teacher. found_in the show was Dei teams and compete for a tro The fun begins when Tou dre's "Deidre's Theme." The phy. The competition is a se louse~ the nerd dressed in song borrows ~e music ofThe ries of several skits for which WUCF cranks-up the radio waves Brady Bunch clothes. decides Rolling Stones' "Satisfaction," the audience chooses the to go for Miss Martindale. The Beatles' "N01wegian subject. Karin G,uttormsen: Producer - Radio/Television Major Meanwhile, Ringo, another Wood" and Th~ Doors' "Light The actors pick out three Vic Gi8chler: Monday's DJ - Radio/Television Major scientific geek. has just bro My Fire." volunteer judges who score Bill Fries: Tuesday's DJ - Radio/Television Major ken up with Deidre, the geek Deidre, a nerdy short each skit on a 1-to-5 scale. Anita Hart Chandra: Wednesday's DJ - Radio/Television of geeks. haired science babe, struts The actors also throw candy Major . Ringo and Miss Martindale around perfectly like Mick out to the audience during the Todd Shannon: Thursday and Friday's DJ - Radio/Tele eye each other while Deidre Jagger does. It was absolutely performance whenever the vision Major tries to get back Ringo and unde8crtbably funny. audience yells "Candy!" The Pat Heman: Sports Director - Radio/Television Major Toulouse tries to get Miss The play suspense develops skits were nothing short ofbeing Martindale. Toulouse also humorously as Miss Martin outrageously humorous. WUCF In The Afternoon is a two-hour program from 4-6 , secretly likes Deidre, which dale has Ringo . arrested for Above all, the Sak Theatre p.m. It is a progressive/alternative music format that also complicates the hilarious sit having committed murder. is an excellent place for any-· features local music, UCF news, sports, special interviews • uation. Throughout The murder is just based on a one just wanting to kick back and festival and concert happ_enings. the play there are ,various partial confession that Ringo and have a good time. Tickets This unique program is totally produced and executed dance numbers. The Afrtcan made to Miss Martindale as cost $8 for "Fun With Science" by UCF students. WUCF In The Afternoon is dedicated to exchange stude~t has a love he reveals his darkest secret and $5 for the '"'.fheatreSports" brtnging fresh, innovative, new music to the Greater Orlando for~ girl in the far off island of to her. Ringo escapes jail with or $10 for both. In comparison Metropolitan area. Pai~go, where he has donat the help of Deidre. · · to the prtce of a movie these ed ·money for the "Save the The relationships ·compli days, it :is definitely money well Chiloren Fund" for the past cate further as Ringo hides out spent for a night of entertain -Zlatkiss thre,~ years. He has fallen in in the science.lab in search o( ment. frompage6 life, too." confidence in his management Stacey Collins, a UCF ele team. mentmyeducation major, helps "He lets me have control He manage the University BOule neverinterfereswithmydecislons vard and Goldenrod Road store. and that makes me feel good. 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CLASS ACTION R 2:30-5:00-7:30· 10:00' THE HARDWAY R 2:10-4:30·7:00·9:30 PERFECT WEAPON R 2.:05-4:05-6:05-8:05-10:05' llfE DOORS R 2.11~ :45-7:20·10 IF LOOKS COULD KILL R 5:AS-8-10 THE MARRYING llAN R THE HARDWAY R2:10--4:30·7:00-11 :30 2:15-5-7:30·950 GULTY BY SUSPICION PG-13 2:15-4:30-7:15-9:30 . . . . e . . e . . . . · April 9, 1991 10 Opin1onr1111•r•1111%11J.tit1•1••11•••••,••1•i111t•1•11-11 -SG p~pares to accept defeat from Future in softball For those .of you who would like to see Student PIDI Government get what many people think they deserve then come out to the annual Central Florida Future SA~ vs. Student Government softball game. . '{OU The CFF wonders what important duties kept SG from posting the challenge earlier. Perhaps it was the COOlD \OOI( traihing of the new president. Learning how to allocate funds is difficult and probably requires intensive r~ '{[T?! search. (Yeah, right.) Actually, it probably took so long because the game is considered an SG resolution that must be passed. As past experience has shown, passing anything through SG takes forever and a day. Within this resolution, SG referred to the Future as an organization that is unable to report an event. Well, that is probably because SG doesn't normally report those ''happenin" birthday .parties to us. . They went as far_as to insult the trailer in which we reside. Maybe they should consider the fact that UCF owns the trailer. Maybe SG should tell UCF what a dumpy trailer it is. l Members of SG should also consider the fact that t i we are paying for the newspaper through advertising; r then they might realize we have legitimacy as well as I . student support. t Another jibe at the Future staff was made when the resolution referred to us as SG "wanna-bes." That's funny. If any member of the Future had a desire to be f. involved in SG, he or she would have to forget how to tell fact from fiction. But that would be the lesser evil, compared to having to avoid the rest of campus for fear of actually getting wind of student opinion. In response to these blatant inaccuracies, the Fu ture demands some basic ground rules: •ISRAEL IS STABILITY United States should let Israelis champions, better looking women, 1) Vice president-elect Dogoli must leave his ugly Editor: "fly under their own power" bigger beer guts, higher crime distress-flag ties at home. I am writing this letter in suggests a lack of understanding statistics, higher wrestling 2}No campaighing·between baselines. reference to the March 26 "Little, of world politics and American attendance numbers and kicking 3) No matter how many petitions you present, you Big Mouth" column by Nick Conte. loyalty to those who need our more .foreign invaders' ass" make may not elect one of your people umpire. . Although I am a full-fledged support. the United States a better country. 4) Because most oflast year's team was made '1P of believer in free speech, I also believe Israel is a strong source of I admire the Swiss because they executive branch types, we insist that at least one that fact should be written along stability in this tense region. If have more control over their own third of your team be drawn from the senate. This with opinion. the United States turned its back internal situations before going out way, the students may truly be represented .. First, Conte stated that Israel is on Israel, it would be turning its and telling other countries how they 5) You may not present your batting order by memo. "hitting us up for money" for back on stability. should treat their people. 1t 6) This year, we must insist that you remain sober restraining themselves in the Gulf until the end of the game. If you do not, we reserve War. Ifit wasn't for this restraint, Anthony Douglas Michelle T. Sharer the right to report such behavior to your con~tituents. the war may have taken a different biology arts and sciences 7) No chewing tobacco in the stands. Of course, path. chewing is allowed in your dugout. The money is not intended to be • SWISS KNOW RIGHT • PEN PALS WANTED 8) Try to wear athletic attire. We understand that a reward, as Conte suggests, but a Editor: Editor: . to keep the suit well-pressed, you need to sleep_in it, helping hand to a loyal ally that '. This letter is in reply to Nick I.P.f. is born at Dublin, Ireland, but at least change for the game. suffered needless damage to its Conte's March 19 column "World in April of 1967. These are the basic ground rules. Of course, all the civilian population. needs to realize Swiss political It is a non-profit organization, other rules of the game apply. - hopefully, SG can Conte next discussed the Israeli power." which now is present in 150 remember them! ~williQgness to "pursue dialogue I am an American·citizen, and countries with more than 200,000 Anyone who would like to see SG get stompedon is with other Arab nations." Not only my father jg Swiss. I have spent members, publishing, every invited to come out to the main softball field at lla.m. is this statement vague, but it is many years visiting my family in quarter, an end-of-the-term report April 21. If you attend the game, you need to bring also untrue. Switzerland and I don't think they including letters, articles and Future cheering banners, which can be made at home The issue is not between Israel are as wimpy as Conte clajms. comments from members. • with supplies (eund there. and Arab nations, but it is a problem It is true that the Swiss have a We are dedicated to the ~ between Israel and its Arab reputation of staying out of promotion ofinternational goodwill population. international affafrs involving and friendship. · Cen· ··.al Florida Future · The statement about Jews violence, but they are usually the Our organization would like to ©1uu1 Tllo c.nr• F_F....., ox 25000, Orlando; Florida 32816 refusing land in Germany after host of international peace find new members from the United · (407) ~23-2601, News Office (407) 823·2865 World War II is outrageous. conferences. · States. Why would the Jews want to When was the last international Having no financial help, we • .. Editor In Chief stay in the land that gave· birth to peace conference held. in the have ·no member in the United · Jamie Carte· · Hitler's "Final Solution," which United States? States currently. I thought our Managing E Jennifer Offenburger brought about the deaths of 6 I don't see why being so activity would be interesting for News Edito Joelle Subourne . millioR people? aggressive in foreign affairs is so many readers. r Sports Edit Roy Fuoco Besides, in 1917 (before Conte's important, but if every developed We are lookingfor"Pen-Friends" 1· Opinion Edi Jocelyn Jepson post-WWII Germany suggestion), country in the world was as from the United States. We r. Confetti/Co Steven M. Conner the British Balfour Declaration aggressive as the United States, currently have more than 150 I Copy Edito Melissa Stoker favored the establishment of a then we would have constant war countries. We encourage free i Photo Edit Mich at\!.Pohl national home for the Jewish people all over the world. communication without borders or I Art Dlrecto Brian M. . .ente in Palestine. Actually, I admire Swiss politics limits. "" I Productio Lloyd Wh ·· · ~ : ead Do not forget that it was the because the Swiss people are more For any information, please I United Nations that established aggressive in international affairs write to: ,• Business · Thomas the state of Israel in 194 7, not just such as welfare, social security, ,.I Classified Traci Ost • . Jewish refugees -who wanted to education and employee International Pen Pals Advertlsi . Vic "reclaim" Palestine. protection. Ad .Produ r David J. 8 Fontenay St. As far as the statem~nt that the I don't see how "boxing Advertlsi Armand Cimaroli, Jeff C~ e ,~ Versailles, 78000, France Shelly Fleis, Suzi Z1Jlj9n( • ! . Staff Mam , Steven Bell, Bridget Clark, Anne OeeJ I I • • The Central Florida Future April 9, 1991 11 Nasty hour changes, brings a wave of bad luck· I ' "Nick, your story's an hour late," my opinion editor hour (Geez, it's only 12.40!). After being called a yells. fatherless child a few hundred. times, a sick feeling I give her my best smug, self-righteous smirk and grips my gut. I immediately call ·the "time and say, "No it's not, I'm right on time my dear, fascist temperature" hotline. opinion editor. It is you, who is running ahead of "It is 76 .degrees in downtown Orlando, the time: schedule. Now leave me alone or I'll be forced to maim 1:50." you." This is very unusual. It seems like I've had this 1:50? What? What is this? Some kind of sick joke? llllWlll conversation 20 times already this week and it's only Then the computer vo!ce moaned: " Spring forward, That's it? Monday night. fall back... Make sure you move your clock ahead one For this we all are forced to move our little Mickey Something strange is going on with my classes, hour, peabrain." hands forward one hour? (If you own a digital clock, too. When I went to my classes today, I didn't recognize Yes, it's that time again people. Time change! I've · this process can take longer.) Please tell me .what the professors or my.fellow students. I don't remember never known what exactly to do with this time change brain surgeon thought up this nightmare? having cognitive geometry, badminton and insect deal. You know what? It just started Sunday ·and I Is this some scientific prank, created to break up behavior on my schedule. . already hate it. our otherwise mundane lives? I use to have English classes instead. It doesn't I'm crabby, tired and my feet hurt. It's too damn Well, they've gone too far this time. I am not going stop ther~, even my favorite televisions shows are all dark in the mornings and too bright in the evenings. to take it anymore. out of whack. I thought Letterman was on at 12:30!? Why? Why? Why? Get. that time change guy on the · Join me, my fellow slaves of time change, resist! My watch says 12:30, but no Dave. They've put on phone right now! . Together we can beat this thing! II some guy named Bob Costas in his . plac~. The reason I am told we have a time change is this: Remember our motto: In desperation, I start calling all thepeopleiknow. because of the sun's trek toward the Northern ·DO NOT TOUCH THAT HOUR HAND!! Most of them start to curse me for calling at such an Hemisphere. IN LIMBO A. S. Whitten .• Jt ·Very serious.altitude .prOblems have developed. to display the same energy level as linoleum, take your business to so~e other Postal Service!" But of course I didn't shout, because it would have violated a postal regulation, and they might have put me in prison, or - worse - sent me to the end of the line. I hate to bring this up, but a lot. of you The most serious public attitude problem I members of the public have a bad attitude. have encountered was in a Florida Department Consider the following true ·story, which was ofMotor Vehicles facility, where I was attempting told to me recently by my ·attorney, Joseph "Joe to renew my driver's license. I heard a LOT of ill the Attorney" DiGiacinto of White Plains, N.Y., manneredgrumblingfrom members ofthe public, who by the way is available for hire, although he e~pecially the. ones who had been there more of course is far too ethical to advertise. than three days. Again this was a situation Joe has a client whom I'll call Charles, a mild where, just because-these people had been told mannered corporate financial officer who has · that they could renew their licenses at this never been in any kind of trouble. One evening facility, they expected to just waltz in and-talk Charles was drjving home from work on the about gall - RENEW THEIR LICEN:SES. You New England Thruway and came to a toll plaza. can imagine haw irritating this was for the When his turn came, he pulled up to th,e booth Department of Motor Vehicles employees, who and held out his $1.25. At this point, ,the toll already had their hands full with their other •,,. taker pulled out what Charles described, duties, which include: taking breaks; informing according to Joe, as "the biggest pile of one you .that,-whatever line you've been standing in dollar bills I have ever seen;" and started slowly for the past hour, it's the wrong one; and taking counting them. A minute went by. A line of cars additional breaks. formed behind Charles: Another minute went I must confess that even I started to develop and by. The toll-taker kept counting. Some people ' © l~ni~~~~';fe!'!~~~ - services , inc. attitude problem after a couple of hours. When I behind Charles started honking, ANOTHER finally got to the front of the right line, and the clerk minute went by. Charles sat there, looking in disbelief up for OUR BENEFIT. We J • f f I f f I I f • • , t t 4 ' ' ' -, 'J 11 I II 4 II 1, '/ J, lj Ii. 1. 111 • l - lj J I I t I I f • Large 212 wtprivate balcony or patio, large Apt setters Flex. Hrs. 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C' ...... ~ ( .... t " •••• ' ' • • ••••• , ••••• ' t • ' f ' .. ' ' • ' ... ' ' ~ \. ' " \ \ ' :... \ .. ~ ... \. \ \ \, \_ ' ' The Central Florida Future April 9, 1991 13 • OPEN SEASON FROM PAGE 16 Mr. Laing, we would like to remind you that the And, more importantly, we encourage you to come inner d'oors of the SG suite were locked at that party. to the main softball field (next to the soccer field on A reporter and student Sen. David Mann were locked Libra Drive) Sunday to watch politicians make fools game back long enough, they can get away from us. out, along with your constituents. of themselves (as usual). Well, as usual, they're wrong. Lee Tubbs, vice president of Student Affairs, '1 '1 '1 AtThursday'sstudentsenatemeeting,yourelected deemed that party a violation ofboth Student Affairs legislators passed a resolution challenging us to a policy and state law governing the use ofactivity and It Ain't My Fault Dept.: The city of Orlando game of softball. Unfortunately for them, that service fee funds. released revised attendance figures for the March 25 resolution is so error-filled, it's not worth the cheap Sen. Mann, in a rare kind gesture to President Orlando Thunder game, after the deadline for our •" paper it's photocopied on. (Some things never change.) Laing, offered an amendment removing the offending Thursday edition. Seems that with all the discounted Although senate President Pro Tempore David passage. It passed, but not before Mann got up on his admission plans, more tlian 24,000 people attended Carls is named as the resolution's introducer, he soapbox to tell the whole senate the ugly details. the Monday night game against San Antonio, not the ,/ denies having anything to do with it. Carls claims So, if this game is to be "a charity event, based 21,000 or so that had originally been reported. • Jeff Laing, our illustrious student body president, on ... intelligence," as suggested in lines 14 and 15, '1 '1 ;/ wrote the resolution, which would explain th~ blatant we will be more than happy to forfeit to tbos·e oflesser It My Also after deadline, the inaccuracies. Ain't Fault 2: intelligence. Orlando Magic released actual attendance figures For instance, line one of the resolution states that Unlike last year, this year we are .insisting on for the game against Golden State that went head SG has destroyed us for the past four years. NOT! As ground rules. Some of them are: to-head with the Thunder game. Actual attendance preViously noted, we have won more times than Campaigning will not be allowed between the for the Magic-Warriors game: 13,974, or about 1,000 anyone can count, including 1988 (by default) when baselines.No matter how many petitions you present, less than I estimated. • those cowards failed to show up. And, this game goes you cannot elect one of your own people umpire. back several years before that. We've found scores Chewing tobacco will not be allowed in the stands,. dating from 1982. as it may gross out our fan club. Ringers will not be Well, OK, This Is My Fault: I also said the World Lines 12and13 suggest we at the Future are "all allowed in the game - although you can use them.in League of American Football was minor league. As Student Government wannabes (sic)." NOT! We a game oflawn darts later. proof, I noted that on the San Antonio Riders' helmets, would rather have root-canals without the benefit of And, most important, we insist that you remain the Lone Star flag (the Texas state flag) was backward. anesthesia than hang out with you Crane us tusheus. sober until the end of the game. Last year proved the Oops, I goofed - as several of my so-called friends And President Laing, "wanna-be" is, in fact, dangers of mixing politics, sports and Uncle Bud pointed out during the April 1 national cablecast of the hyphenated. Please use the sp~ll-check feature on (Light, that is). You can certainly get dr:unk at the San Antonio-Frankfurt game. your computer next time. post-game party-which you will pay for out ofyour Apparently, theyturnedtheflagaroU11d.on theright And before the resolution was amended, it said we own pockets . . side of the helmets to keep continuity with the.left side reported-on the "'legal expenditure of money on food For the full text of our response, including all of (where the. official logo is). On that side, the star is on for the Student Government office." This apparently the rules that we demand be applied, we encourage the left side of the flag, where it belongs. refers to SG's squandering ofnearly $100 on food for all students to attend Thursday's student senate (P.S.: My real friends would not have bothered • a birthday party for four employees, including the meeting. That's at4 p.m. in the UDR, directly across pointing that out to me. I figured it out for myself quite above-mentioned Keith Mulkay. 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SPRINGS PINE HILLS . made possible by: Eas·. 896-3005 682-6366 298·08~8 ~ 14 The Central Florida Future April 9, 1~91 PEANUT New York-New Jersey FROM PAGE 16 Knights (1-2} and Raleigh Durham Skyhawks (1-2) London Monarchs (3~Q) These two squads aren't sure - destroyed the ·orlando what city they play for. Come Thunder last Saturday night. on already, it's not that hard to Maybe the best team in the straighten out: The New York European theater and still Nights an'd the New Jersey Want to unload a little undefeated against the Lights; the Raleigh Hawks Germans: and the Durham Sky. ()Vas Barcelona Dragons (3-0) that so tough?) - --Winners of the silliest North American West ,_ helmet insigliia award for their Birmingham Fire (1-1) "PUff the magic dragon" decals. Winners of the best team colors The Dragons' coach always .and insignia. The best team in leaves two tickets at will-call possibly the weakest division for Salvador Dali. in the WLAF. Frankfurt Galaxy (2-1) - Sacamento Surge (1-2) The Germans' fans are not too The No. 1 rushing defense in· • familar with the rules of the the WLAF, but the sorriest game. They whistle after extra offense- in North America. The points and chant "loooouuuuu" Surgers' only hope is that the on punt i:eturns. rest of the WLAF teams will The North American East get such severe' jet lag when ,.. __ Orlando Thunder (2-1) they visit that they'll fall asleep "0ur home team," winners of before game time. · the eye sore award for tackiest San Antonio Riders (1-2) team colors (neon, puke green, - Second best team colors and white and blue). Thunder insignia in the WLAF, but quarterback Kerwin Bell will fashion can't score touchdowns become future trivial pursuit and neither can the Riders' *RELf:lXRTION CLRSSES question after introducing the quarterbacks. - ''helmet cam" to the sports world. The WLAF is noble effort Montreal Machine (1-1) that· just might make it. If *INOIVIOU~L CONSUL TRTION I watched the Machine play you're a fan of .wide open one game. Unfortunately, Ifell offenses, lots · of sacks, and· *PUBLIC SPEflKING ~PRNIC RTTRCKS asleep in the second quarter so screaming Europeans.then the I can't say much about them WLAF is your ticket. Heck, it *TEST RNX.IETV *CRREER DECISIONS e~cept that their name rolls off beats having to watch celebrity the tongue. billiards hands down. New consulting servic.e and programs. Make an appointment today~. See News Happening? j Call UCF-NEWS J (That's 823-6397) COMING THURSDAY APRIL 11 TH ••• EDUCATION-JOB FAIR r: . - S-PONSORED BY TH~ - COLLEGE OF· EDUCATION " . . AND THE CAREER RESOURCE ~ CENTER A CHANCE FOR UCF STUDENTS AND SCHOOL DISTRICT OFFICIALS TO GET TOGETHER TO r:----:;,... ' • ~ • DISCUSS TEACHING OPPORTUNITIES UAT~ •· PARTIAL LIST OF SCHOOL DISTRICTS BREVARD MONROE BROWARD OKEECHOBEE CHARLOTIE ORANGE CITRUS OSCELOA Ill , DADE PALM BEACH DUVAL PASCO GLYNN (GA) PINELLAS HIGHLANDS POLK INDIAN RIVER PUTNAM LAKE ST. LUCIE LAKE HIGHLAND PREP SEMINOLE MARION VOLUSIA , PRO FESSIONAL ATIIRE RECOMMENDED LOCATION:· UCF EDUCAT_-ON GYMNASIUM · ·MAIN-CAMPUS TIME: 9AM· TO NOON & 1 PM TO 3PM FOR FURTHER INFO. : CONTACT DENISE ·MOORE IN THE CAREER RESOURCE CENTER • ADMIN. 124 • 823·236-1 . ..,. -·' . The Central Florida Future April 9, 1991 15 USL Saturday's game when he made a diving catch. Bergman said SHOW YOUR SCHOOL SPIRIT FROM PAGE 16 Martinez could be out a month. HELP NAME YOUR /_ Martinez is batting .298 and The first seven - batters leads UCF with 7 home runs "HOTLINE!" reached base as SW Louisiana's and 43 RBis... - run production surpassed its Former UCF outfielder Jose first-inning total. Third Soto was on hand Saturday and baseman Steve Porter drove in saw Antonini's streak hitting three of the s_even rnns in the end. Soto and Mike Josephina BY CALLING UCF-5479, YOU CAN inning with his bases-loaded both hold the record with a-19- double. game hitting streak. Both RECEIVE UP-TO-DATE INFORMATION Tory Jacobson came on and players' streak was at the start settled down UCFs pitching. He of the season ... • ON ACADEMIC DEADLINES AND retired 10 of the first 12 batters . In-three games Thursday and In five innings, Jacobson gave Frida"y, . UCF outscored its DATES, CAMPUS ACTIVITIES, OFFICE up one run on two hits. opponents, 39-5. The Knights "If you look back, after the swept a doubleheader from HOURS, STUDY SKILLS WORKSHOPS, first two innings, it was a 2-1 Siena Thursday by scores ofl 0- game," Bergman said. "You can't 0 and 11-2. The Knights FINAN CIA~ AID, ETC. SO YOU SEE, look at him that way, but I am. destroyed Bethune-Cookman, • WE PROVIDE INFORMATION BEYOND I was real proud of the job .Tory 18-3, Friday night. did." rHATOFA 0 HoTLINE." WEARE SW Louisiana did the job at the plate and on the mound. r LOOKING FOR A NAME OTHER THAN Despite throwing 153 pitches and walking eight batters, u ltOTLIN·E." starter Cyrus Crosby allowed Weekend's results justfourhitsand two runs. UCF stranded 10 rnnners on base. SW Louisiana 4, UCF 3 SW Louisiana 2010100 4100 CAST YOUR SUGGESTION AT ANY ONE OF ''You get fr runs behind, it's UCF 1100100-3 61 hard to play catch-up," Bergman Haught (7-3), Benhardt (6) and Meyers; Heisler THE. INFORMATION BOOTH.S. said. (S-4), Huie and Hummel. Hitters- USL: Sholmire 3- 3, HR, 2 RBI, Benhardt2-4, RBl;UCF: Mottola 1-1, R, The series began with SW Ernest Martinez 1-2, HR, RBI. · LOCATlONS~ Louisiana slipping past the Knights by one run, 4-3 . UCF 7, SW Louisiana 2 • A.DMIN UUILDING-,, 2nd FLOOR SW Lou1s1ana 001 001000-2s2 EDUCATION BUILDING LOBB-Y Antonini failed to get a hit in the UCF 020 140 oox - 7 9 1 gameashesawhishittingstreak Walters (6-1), Williams (5) and Meyers; Still (6- end at 1 7 games. 1), «nd Torino. Hitters- USL: Sholmire 2-4, HR, 2 CEBAIILOBBY RBI: UCF: Lynch 2-5, Angulo 3-4, HR, 3 RBI. In th r; second game of the. doubleheader, Gabby Angulo SW Louisiana 12, UCF 2 THE DEADLINE FOR SUGGESTIONS IS drove in-three runs to lead the SW Lou1s1ans 470 001 000 - 12 14 0 Knights. He staked them to a 2- UCF 000 100 001 - 2 4 1 APRIL 26, 1991 Crosby(2-1), and Meyers; Barks (3-3), Hubbard 0 lead with a two-run homer in (1), Jacobson (2), Fischer (7), Manning (9) and the second inning. Hummel. Hitters - USL: Ra·mos 2-6, Benhardt 3-4, Notes: UCF may lose a key 4 RBI, 2B, Porter2-4, 4 RBI, 2B; UCF: Lynch 2-3, RBI. .... FOR FURTHER INFORMATION, CALL THE . Al'ltoninl 1·3. 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The seven schools in the American South makesalotofsense,"UCFPresidentSteven State had expressed interest in the new Orby Moss, Georgia State athletic ConferencevotedFridaytomergetheJeague Altman ·said, due to shifting conference conference, neither Thompson nor UCF director, said he had not heard anything with the Sun Belt Conference effective this alignments nationwide. Athletic Director Gene McDowell could about his school being involved in the fall. According to ASC Commissioner Craig confirmthattheAtlanta-basedschool would proposed merger. The presidents ofthe seven schools voted Thompson, conference officials said merger .be asked to join. "Everybody knows more than we do," unanimously by conference call to merge discussions started in late February. He Thompson said Georgia State has not he said. with the four-member Sun Belt. Sun Belt said those discussions were initiated by the been formally approached about the new Thompson said adding a 12th member presidents made a similar vote Monday Sun Belt. conference. to the new conference could be postponed morning. - ThompsonandJohniamareno,SunBelt "The [basketball] coaches had for as much as a year. SW Louisiana rage vs. UCF, take 2-of-3 Rag_in' Cajuns move into driver's seat in American South race by Roy Fuoco SPORTS EDITOR The Knights went into the weekend series against American South Conference-leading SW Louisiana looking for the spark to end their slump in conference games. They're still looking. The Ragin' Cajuns scored 11 runs in the first two · innings and routed UCF, 12-3, Sunday for their second • victory in the three-game series. The series began with a doubleheader Saturday. SW Louisiana took the first game in seven innings, 4-3, and the Knights came back to take the nightcap, 7-2. Mii We have this little tradition here at The Central It's an odd time for sports fans right now. Major ·Florida Future. Every spring we play the Future league baseball is just getting under way. Basketball Inept Politicians of America (that's Student is still a few weeks away from playoff time, and the Government, folks) in. a softball game. NFL is still on vacation. This game has a rather checkered past. For . So what's a hard-core sports fan to do? Exercise? instance, in 1988 we won by forfeit when then-SG · Perish the thought. Watch golf? I'd rather have my · president Roy Reid couldn't bring a full team to the ~· , eyebrows plucked out. Bowling? No, too much strategy softball field. Possibly, they were still reeling from involved. Well, you're in luck, sports fans... Here our 1987 victory (19-18). Or our '86 victory (24-14). comes the World League of American Football. Unfortunately, they've won the last two years - The city of Orhµ1do has an entry in this league, their first victories since 1985 (which was the first called the Thunder. I watched the first Thunder since the early 1980s. In 1989, they brought their game with the same morbid curiosity I do car accidents own umpire.Not surprisingly, that person (and I use on State Road 436. It sounds like real football, it the term loosely) made bad calls in SG's favor. Last looks like real football, but does it smell like the real year, their star player was Vehicle Manager Keith thing? So far, opinion is mixed. Mulkay. · The appeal of the WLAF lies in its international Keith's a nice guy, but he's not an elected member connection. Barcelona, London, Montreal and of SG; he didn't even get confirmed by the senate. Frankfurt all have teams in the league. You have to Charles Morrow/CENTRAL FLORIDA FUTURE He's an employee. You see what I'm getting at? Your remember that most (but not all) of WLAF players Is this really football? f!f ~ elected leaders, who are supposed to be honest, are Americans. (The Spaniards just can't find eriough BROUGHT IN A RINGER. bullfighters who can run 4.1-second 40s or cover now" at the top of their cockney lungs. The fans are Why am I telling you this? Well, at 11 a.rri. April shifty wide receivers on a down-and-out pattern yet.) silly, but fun to watch. This is World Football at its 21, we're playing them again. For the p{l.st month, The fans in the stands are genuine Europeans. best. they've been repeatedly rescheduling a game again st They swear, spit and perform the wave just like any The European League Rollins' SG. Evidently, they think if they push that other belligerent American crowd would. Recently, the London Monarchs fans began to sing "All right t see,_ PEANUT page 14 see OP~N SEASON page 13