THE COWL Vol. LV No.23 Providence College • Providence, Rhode Island April 25,1991 Bryant Gumbel to Speak Captain Cuozzi Returns at Commencement to Providence College league team in a professional Providence College's 73rd by Dan Walsh game." He cites this disorgani­ Commencement Exercises Special to The Cowl scheduled for Sunday, May zation and a basic naivete about 19, will be highlighted by a "They couldn't believe U.S. troops engaging in armed keynote address by Bryant we fought, they couldn't be­ combat as negatively affecting Gumbel, host of NBC News' lieve we had the nerve or the their morale. Since Saddham Today show. Gumbel will re­ will to fight....that was their Hussein told his troops that the ceive an honorary degree, biggest mistake." U.S. would not fight, when they along with seven other indi­ Providence College's did they were completely viduals representative of a most popular soldier has re­ shaken and trapped in their variety of fields, during the turned home. Captain How­ positions. 11 a.m. ceremony at the Provi­ ard Cuozzi, who was stationed Despite the current dence Civic Center. in Saudi Arabia with the 18th assumptions that the war was Providence College will Airborne Corps as a signal offi­ a "walk-over and a piece of also confer a total of over 1,100 cer for combat communications, cake," Cuozzi told his listeners degrees to candidates from spoke to his former ROTC stu­ that there were very danger­ the undergraduate school, the dent cadets and fellow officers ous altercations and serious School of Continuing Educa­ in the Military Science Office exchanges of firepower. The tion and the graduate school. yesterday afternoon. Captain first enemy troops they encoun­ Joining the dais with Cuozzi was actively involved tered were easily disposed of Gumbel will be: Andres in the communications systems because they were not regular Cardenas Monge, ambassa­ that linked the allied units to­ Army and the majority of these dor of Ecuador to the Holy gether. He was primarily in makeshift soldiers were ready See; William R. Davis, senior dramatic Mezzo-soprano, World Series, political conven­ attorney, RisCassi and Davis, Metropolitan Opera; and tions, summit meetings and P.C.; Avery Dulles, S.J., Lau­ Phylicia Rashad, actress cur­ prime-time specials. He has rence J. McGinley Professor rently starring as Claire won a number of prestigious of Religion and Society, Huxtable on The Cosby Show. awards for his clear, concise Fordham University; Dr. A 20-year veteran of broad - style of broadcasting, includ­ Edward D. Eddy, president casting, Gumbel has had a ing the Overseas Press Club's of the University of Rhode wide range of assignments in Edward R. Murrow Award for Island; Dr. Claire Gaudiani, his career, taking him onloca- Outstanding Foreign Affairs president of Connecticut tion around the world to pro­ Work for his reports from College; Isola Jones, leading vide coverage of Super Bowls, Moscow in 1984. Faculty and Administration Debate

Salary Increases charge of one French and two to surrender. However, he re­ American units who braved the lates that in the second day of would describe profitability as increase of 3% to combat the desert to transmit necessary the offensive attack in the by Kate Malloy handsome. The amount being fact that professors usually battle and supply information French sector"the Republican Assistant News Editor spent on salary increases is receive only two promotions to the troops in the Iraqi the­ Guard fought with intense re­ small, relatively speaking." and therefore, raises in a ca­ atre. sistance. They fought very hard The long-standing debate Dr. John Colby of the Psy­ reer; and a 3% increase would As Cuozzi fielded and almost to the last man.” over salary increases for the chology Department and constitute a "catch up" increase questions from the ROTE ca- In regard to the pris­ faculty reached an emotional Membership Chair of the for losses over the past five to ets,d he emphasized the supe­ oner of war situation, he stated level for discussion at a special AAUP, added that in light of a six years. riority of American troops, tac­ that “the majority of the Re­ meeting at the faculty senate reduction of health care and While the facts and figures tics and morale in comparison publican GuardPOWs felt like last week. It seems that the retirement benefits that the from the Weber Report have to the ill-prepared Iraqi forces. they were something and that faculty feel short changed by admistration has proposed, the been used as bargaining tool, He stated that the Iraqis ap­ in their hands rested the des­ the 7.5% increase that the ad- increase is "neither fair nor Fr. Edward T. Myers, the vice proached the Persian Gulf con­ tiny of the Middle East. The mistration has offered. Largely just." Frustration of the faculty president for Finance, contends flict with "World War I think­ Army conscripts were less ar­ because of a comparative has even brought on a sugges­ that the report has not been ing similar to the eight year war rogant and were more con­ study done of 23 other col­ tion to picket graduation, yet it made available to him. He also with Iran. The Iraqis were not cerned with their hunger and leges dealing with faculty sal­ is unlikely that such action will stressed the fact that the Fac­ prepared. It was like a little continued on page 3 ary raises, P.C. professors feel occur. ulty Welfare Committee's pro­ that in the past five to six years, Dr. Colby stated that a picket posal must be seen in terms of the college has fallen behind "would not be a first, second, the upcoming fiscal year's its sister schools in instruc­ or even a third effort to resolve budget constraints, which are Inside tional spending, while tuition the problem." In the same way, not the same as in past years. and profitability of the college Dr. Bosack commented that Fr. Myers commented:" In my Sports Editorials have increased. "we won't fall down in front of judgment the college could not The study, which includes the steps of the Civic Center afford to comply with the Fac­ schools such as Fairfield, Bos­ and prevent anyone from ulty Welfare Committee's fi­ ton College, Stonehill and Holy graduating." nal proposal in all parts." Cross, was conducted by a na­ Long before the Weber Mr. William Nero, the chair­ tionally renowned economist, Report, Dr. Carl Baer of the man of the Budget Commit­ Dr. Richard E. Weber. In a Chemistry Department and the tee, agreed with Fr. Myers. He recent interview, Dr. Theodore Faculty Welfare Committee described the college's profita­ Bosack of the Psychology had been gathering similar in­ bility as "stable," and said that Department and chairman of formation about P.C's spend­ "all funds and expenditures are the American Association of ing in relation to other schools. fully accounted for." He went University Professors (AAUP) As a result of their research, the on to say that the admistration at P.C., summed up the 25 page Faculty Welfare Commitee is sensitive to the professors' report in this way: "The Weber feels that a 12.1% increase is a concerns for security in a time Jennifer Finley leads Soft- Students discuss how econ­ Report has shown that P.C. is fair request This increase of recession, and mentioned ball team into Home Stretch. omy affects their summer in the lowest quartile in in­ would include a cost of living that he has six kids of his own. p.24 plans. p. 6 structional spending, while I increment of 5.8%; a longevity continued on page 3 2 The Cowl News April 25,1991 Eight PC Students Present Disciplinary Measures Research Papers Cases as of: the College Judiciary Officer. at 14th Undergraduate April 9,1991: The students had repeatedly The case involved one stu­ utilized the telephone to "crank Conference on Bioethics dent and the following charges call", threaten, and verbally have been adjudicated by the abuse the well-being of another College Judiciary Officer: student. Consequently, the tampering and larceny of penalty is a sixty dollar ($60.00) United States mail; obtaining fine for each aggravation and material under false pretense; concern payable by May 1,1991. misappropiation of credit cards; conspiracy to conceal April 17,1991: evidence; attempted fraud by The case involved one stu­ cashing a stolen check; steal­ dent and the following charges ing money for personal gain; were adjudicated by the Col­ robbery of material from stu­ lege Judiciary Officer. The stu­ dent boxes; and stealing an­ dent had committed an unwar­ other students radio and text ranted attack on another stu­ book. Consequently, the pen­ dent. Consequently, the follow­ alty is dismissal from Provi­ ing penalties have been as­ dence College. sessed: suspension for the first semester of the 1991-92 aca­ April 11,1991: demic year; disciplinary proba­ The case involved five stu­ tion until graduation; and par­ dents and the following ticipation in an alcohol educa­ Photo by Father Cassidy charges were adjudicated by tion program. Eight Providence College Exist for Our Nation's Elderly?" Ethical Choices: Respect for the students presented research a look at society's image of the Autonomy of Patients and ROTC Awards Ceremony papers at the Fourteenth independent, autonomous citi­ Health Care Professionals," a Annual Greater Boston Under- zen, versus the interdepend­ look at whether the AIDS pa­ to Take Place graduate Conference on Bi­ ence of the elderly. tient has the right to expect the oethics, held March 23, in same level of commitment from The Providence College 18 at 10:30 a.m. in the War Me­ McGuinn Hall at Boston Col­ health care professionals as Military Science Department's morial Grotto on the PC cam­ lege. The conference, which Kristine E. Shannon, Mary patients with lesser diseases. ROTC Program will hold its pus. Twenty-three cadets from offers undergraduates the Ann Lynn, Erin K. Murphy, annual Awards Ceremony on PC, Brown University, and opportunity to present formal and James O'Brien, all Class Sunday, May 5 at 1:00 pm in Rhode Island College will be opinions on bioethical issues, of '92 —"Political Leaders and Blanche Lagesse, PC School Slavin Center '64 Hall. The commissioned as second lieu­ was sponsored by the Mendel Abortion: Personal and Public of Continuing Education — ceremony is open to the public. tenants in the United States Club of Boston College. Beliefs, Moral Values, and Ethi­ "Parallels of Human Develop­ The guest speaker at the Army. Students from PC presented cal Policy Formation," a look ment, virtue Ethics, and Con­ Awards Ceremony will be Col. The guest speaker for the the following research papers: at the central conflict of per­ science Formation," a look at Samuel A. Biank Jr., Com­ ceremony will be Major Gen­ Daniel Walsh,'91—"The Per­ sonal and professional ethics, Erikson's on the healthy per­ mander, First Brigade, First eral John J. Salesses, USMC fect Child Syndrome," a look the role of conscience forma­ son and the development of ROTC Region, Fort Devens, (Ret.), who is currently vice at screening for genetic dis­ tion from legal and historical virtues, with its implication of MA. president for academic affairs abilities, embryo and fetal perspectives, and of rational spiritual development. The de­ Also, the ROTC program at Rhode Island College. Sa­ rights, and the dignity of replies to the changing strate­ velopment stages were re­ will hold its Commissioning lesses is a 1954 alumnusof Provi­ impaired infants. gies of the abortion industry. viewed in light of the recent Ceremony on Saturday, May dence College. return of the moral virtue tra­ dition, and the current contro­ Edward Greenberg Speaks Matthew Leonard, '93 —"Au­ Beth Whitney'91—"The AIDS versies in moral development. on Political Left tonomy and Utility: Can Both Crisis - Its Moral Effects and activities since the '"Left” es­ by Tracy Alloco pouses as its central theme the Assistant News Editor volues of democracy and equal­ "The Future of the ity for all. LaSalle Pharmacy American Left in the Post Cold Greenberg cited the War Era" was the topic of the biggest deterrents to the "Left" as the triumph of capitalism over 1009 Smith Street/Cor. Academy Avenue last lecture of the Political Sci­ socialism and even the recent ence lecture series on Monday victory of "American arms and night in Moore Hall. The lec­ OUT OF STATE PRESCRIPTIONS EASILY TRANSFERRED ture was given by Professor doctrine in the Persian Gulf" Edward Greenberg from the that supports the existing Re­ FULL SERVICE COMPUTERIZED PHARMACY Political Science Department of publican doctrines of the US. FULL LINE OF HEALTH & BEAUTY AIDS While the "Left" may the University of Colorado at MAJOR CREDIT CARDS ACCEPTED Boulder. Greenberg is the au­ not seem to be a driving force in thor of many books, some of American politics, Greenberg which include: The American warned that it will have to be­ Political System, Workplace De­ come more important as many EXPANDED HOURS: your campus mocracy, and Capitalism and the of the new world problems: MON-FRI 7:30AM - 9:00PM PHARMACY American Ideal. global warming, depletion of the SAT 8:30 AM-9:00PM ozone, oil spills, as well as the 861-1194 Professor Greenberg, growing urbanization of soci­ ALSO OPEN SUNDAYS who defines himself as a lib­ ety all require a larger and more eral, stressed the importance of involved government. the political "Left" in times Professor Greenberg when it seems "to be in full and was a very interesting and in­ ignoble retreat in the United formative speaker, and follow- States". Greenberg listed many important social movements ing his lectureconducted a lively FREY FLORIST denned as "Left" such as the question and answer period. 50 Radcliffe Ave. Providence Women's Movement, the Civil Rights Movement, and the 521-3539 Labor Movement, and stressed the importance of all "Left" Accounting Olympics Fresh Spring Bouquets made daily! Get your calculators ready! events include a Lotus spread­ Buy all you want- We 'll make more!! The Accounting Department is sheet contest; a scavenger hunt sponsoring its second annual for accounting facts; and Ac­ Congratulations Class of ’91! Accounting Olympics on Sat­ counting Trivial Pursuit. urday, April 27, starting at noon Teams must consist of 6 mem­ in Peterson Recreation Center. bers, 3 men and 3 women, four Countdown to Commencement! The program will include ath­ of whom must be accounting letic events such as the brief­ majors. If you want to come Order early for the best selection! case throw, sponsored by out and join the fun, contact American Tourister; audit bag Mr. D'Adamo at 2479 or Mrs. Mother’s Day is May 12- relay; flow chart Twister; part­ Hartley at 2667 in Koffler Hall. ner challenge obstacle course; Don’t forget Mom!! budget-buster volleyball; and client tug-of-war. Academic April25 , 1991 Providence College The Cowl 3

(faculty) (Cuozzi) campaign also had its scary ever experienced since his arri­ continued from page 1 profession that is practiced for continued from page 1 moments. Cuozzi stated that val in August. His unit had to While this seems to be a monetary reasons; PC profes­ receiving American aid." his greatest fear was the po­ track a battle during this blind­ problem of percentages, dol- sors have an unusual concern Cuozzi said that there were too tential for the outbreak of ing storm to inform the French lars and cents, the faculty's for the students. Evidence of many prisoners to handle so chemical warfare. The worst and American troops where to grievances have gone beyond this concern includes the availa- they just threw them some ra­ situation he experienced in­ place their artillery fire. "When the money issue. Dr. Baer ex­ blity of a professor to a student. tions and pointed them South volved a chemical gas alert in you hear it (the fighting) all hap­ plained that the problem of Dr. Cadwell remarked that, "PC until another unit picked them which he had to put on his pening, and you communicate the administration's offer, has something special that the up. mop suit while driving his on your radio you get all fired which the faculty considers administration is toying with." Captain Cuozzi was desert vehicle as it ap­ up. Guys were giving each other too low, could "affect em­ The next step in negotiations most proud of the spirited proached the warning area. high fives and forearm blocks ployee morale" in a profes­ is a meeting of the Faculty Wel­ American effort. "We went into Fortunately, the alarm was because they came to do combat sion that is often "self-moti­ fare Committee with Fr. Cun­ this war with the best leader­ false. Another source of con­ communications and now they vating." Dr. Louis Cadwell ningham this Friday. Dr. ship, the best training, and the stant worry was his family. were doing it, and they were of the Physics Department Cadwell expressed that he is best morale. We were a supe­ He worried about them wor­ doing a great job." and chairman of the Faculty "confident the president will rior Army." This high morale rying about him in the desert. Captain Cuozzi was Welfare Commitee, went on understand the rationale and amongst the soldiers made the 'I wondered how my mother very appreciative of all the mail to say that teaching is not a make a favorable opinion." war easier to handle psycho­ and father were dealing with he received, especially the giant logically. Cuozzi emphasized it," Cuozzi stated. The fact Snoopy card that PC students Dream Comes True the sharing and community that he might not be able to signed. "It was good to read the sense that affected every sol­ return the fifty-two men letters and The Cowl because it for PC Grad Paul Gannon dier—Generals to Privates. He under his command to their was ordinary stuff like hoop explained how one particular Paul went to Washington D.C. homes was admittedly his games and art exhibits that made by David Pannuto General would shower in the most significant concern. me feel really good. Mail was a where he worked for Congress­ same barracks and carry the Staff Writer man Joe Moakley. Two years "They were in my prayers morale booster for everybody." same 5 gallon of water to the every night; I prayed that I later, he returned to his home­ When asked how he liked being Have you ever heard a stall like everyone else. Every­ would get all of them home a PC celebrity, he responded that story that sounds too good to town of South Boston to find that one hand washed their uni­ his thirst for politics had still not alive. They all came home, it was a little embarrassing be­ be true, where success, career forms and slept in the same but it was nothing great on goals, and good times seem been quenched. Paul decided to cause he did not expect it. Cap­ tents. Cuozzi reiterated that my part." tain Cuozzi's role in the war is to follow the character wher­ use his mounting ambition to this established a feeling of The greatest high­ ever he goes? Perhaps as a support Mayor Ray Flynn's 1986 over, but not forgotten. trust, and showed that every­ light of the war for Captain child you were read stories campaign as well as John "No way do I ever want one was in this fight together. Cuozzi came in the middle of like this which begin with the Flanagan's campaign for city to do anything like that again.” The success of the the worst sandstorm he had words "once upon a time." council. By holding an instru­ But this is not a story pulled mental position in their success­ off of a shelf of fantasy clas­ ful campaigns, Representative Italian Honor Society sics; this is the real life story Gannon learned the process and of Representative Paul Gan­ gained invaluable experience. Inducts New Members With this background at his side, non. Enrollments in Italian clearly Giacomo Striuli. On April 24 In May 1983, Paul Gannon Paul was now prepared to begin GKA also offers a $500 yearly a political career of his own. The indicate that students are inter­ at 2:30 pm in Moore Hall II, award to seniors majoring or graduated from Providence ested in modem languages. six students will be inducted ollege, which is an accom­ South Boston native had his eyes minoring in Italian; similar fixed on representing his home­ Last fall, over 100 students in GKA: Phyllis Albero, awards are offered by the Ly­ plishment in which he retains signed up to study Italian lan­ Amalia De Angelis, Joseph much pride; in fact, he wears town. He went to work right ceum Society and by the Ameri­ away as he designed a political guage, literature, and culture. Gallo, Jennifer Friedman, can Association of Teachers of his class ring to this day. Many of them combine Italian Gerald Miele, and Karin Stre­ While at PC, Paul was a dedi­ campaign motivated by his posi­ Italian; essays may be written in with other fields, such as busi­ lec. cated student and an active tive attitude and his great ambi­ English. For more information ness; others are double majors; The Society aims particu­ participant in school activi­ tion. He was determined to be contact Dr. Striuli at 2111. a few are also majoring in Ital­ larly to recognize outstand­ ties. Paul spent much of his successful. And successful he Students interested in art and was as he won a surprising land­ ian. Students may also minor ing performance in the fields history may fulfill the Fine Arts free time in Peterson Recrea­ in Italian, with an 18 credit of Italian language and litera­ tion Center. Having an avid slide victory over South Boston's requirement by taking Italian long time representative, Char­ requirement. ture to encourage college Cinema, offered in the fall of 1992 interest in sports, Paul joined The Italian section is pleased students to acquire a greater a champion intramurals les Flaherty. It wasa dream come in the School of Continuing true for this PC graduate. to announce that GAMMA interest and understanding of Education. The course is con­ hockey team and racquetball KAPPA ALPHA, the Italian Italian culture. Membership team. Although this would Having a dream always meant ducted in English; no prerequi­ a great deal to Paul; he has al­ National Honor Society, has is open to academically out­ site is required and there is lim­ impress the PC student body, been renewed. Advisor is Dr. standing juniors and seniors. it is probably not what got ways kept a modest philosophy ited enrollment. him elected representative of which is short, to the point, and South Boston. reads something like this: "Do School of Continuing Education Recognizes Paul's determination and not be afraid to take a chance. Outstanding Students drive that led him to success The worst thing that you can do in sports was now being is lose. The worst thing you can This Friday, in Aquinas lum stressing liberal arts. Steven Schultz, Robert Zarcaro, applied to a political career. ever do is say that you should Chapel, the School of Continu­ Candidates must be in the top and Julia Gladstone, and associ­ After attending law school, have." ing Education of Providence ten percent of degree stu­ ate deans in SCE, Judith Jam­ College will be recognized in a dents, with a GPA no lower ieson and Fr. James Murphy. ceremony initiating twenty- than 3.2. The present hon­ The ceremony will include Hospital Trust to Leave PC ? five founding members of the orees reflect a minimum av­ guest speaker Albert Klyberg, There is a possibility that branch located on Smith St." national honor society for adult erage of 3.7. In addition to director of the Rhode Island the Hospital Trust office lo­ Ms. Maggio assures that there education students, ALPHA student members, several Historical Society. Following cated in lower Slavin Center will be no staff layoffs, and that SIGMA LAMBDA. Started in college faculty and adminis­ this, initiates and their guests will be closed before the be­ the bank will still participate in 1945 at Northwestern Univer­ trators will also be tapped, will meet in Raymond Hall for a ginning of the next academic the freshman orientation. sity, ALPHA SIGMA including the president, Fr. banquet supper. These events year. "The location in Slavin is very LAMBDA recognizes those John Cunningham, the under­ will thus mark the founding of Cristina Maggio, supervi­ convenient, not to mention that continuing education colleges graduate college dean, Fr. ETA LAMBDA chapter of AL­ sor of the Slavin Hospital it is a pleasant place to work which promote high academic Robert Bond, vice president PHA SIGMA LAMBDA at Provi­ Trust office, stated that among the students," she says. scholarship within a curricu­ Francis P. MacKay, professors dence College. "things are still up in the air "However, students at Brown about what will happen to and RISD walk to their neigh­ this branch. We may add borhood banks, so too will PC another ATM in addition to students survive." the one that is already here, and students can use the Newly decorated • 2 Bedroom Summer STORAGE W / Parking, Yard & Porch SPECIAL STUDENT RATES Pembroke CENTRALLY LOCATED PICK-IP AVAILABLE CAPITAL STORAGE INC. $475 421-1042 OB Murray 831-0731 4 The Cowl ■Editorials April 25,1991

Remember Chernobyl The Kennedy by Anne M. Lee Editorial Editor Five years ago Friday, Contradiction the world witnessed the most serious nuclear power explo­ "America does not have a completely healthy sion in history, in the town of Chernobyl in the Soviet relationship with the Kennedys." Ukraine. -Lance Morrow Five years ago, the Time magazine reactor in Chernobyl grew so hot that steam blew off the even in the United States. Five years later, the 1,000 ton roof, ejecting nine Now, five years later, area surrounding Chernobyl views the Kennedys as By Margaret Sonner "somehow [calling] forth tons of radioactive debris into 5,000 people are estimated dead has been termed a wasteland. Assistant Editorial Editor the environment. as a result of Chernobyl. Up to Lush forests have turned yel­ nagging mysteries of Ameri­ Five years ago, the fire 500,000 more are expected to low and the wilfdlife is so can politics and psychology." raged for twelve days, and develop cancer from their expo­ deformed that many animals Being from Vir­ My question is: why are contamination began to spread sure, with the plight of 4 million are being shot out of kind­ ginia, I am a little naive to Americans so interested in over the USSR, Europe and more uncertain. ness. the Kennedy history. Obvi­ what the Kennedy family Five years later, thou­ ously I studied John F. does? I can understand being sands of people still live with Kennedy's Presidency. I am interested in Ted Kennedy's unacceptably high levels of less knowledgeable to senatorial actions: the Vot­ The Cowl ing Rights Act, the Freedom Established 1935 radioactivity and continue to Robert F. Kennedy, with the exception of the Redskins' of Information Act, etc. But USPS 136-260 eat tainted food. What are we to learn stadium bearing his name. what escapes me is the pre­ Editor-in-Chief______Colleen M. Carson '92 from this disaster? Should we All this has changed in my occupation our nation has Managing Editor...... Michael J. McGinty '92 simply dismiss nuclear power years at Providence College. with the after hours promis­ Editorial Editor.—————••••••••••••••Anne M. Lee '92 as unsafe? As New England­ For instance, I had the cuity of political figures such Assistant Editorial Editor------Margaret R. Sonner '92 ers, we rely more on nuclear chance to see Patrick elected as him. If these actions do not Assistant Editorial Editor------Kevin M. Mullaney '92 power than do any of our fel­ to a representative position affect Kennedy's senatorial News Editor...... ————Patricia E. Connolly '93 low Americans. Nuclear en­ in our district two years ago. efforts, as Morrow has con­ Assistant News Editor...... Kate Malloy '93 ergy is the most powerful Lately, the press vincingly proved, then why Assistant News Editor...... Tracy Alloco '93 force ever harnessed by has kept even the least in­ should we find the Palm Arts & Entertainment Editor David Argitis '93 humans and, as such, there terested person up to date Beach incident as newswor­ Assistant Arts & Ent Editor______.Dawn DeMattos '92 are many issues surrounding as to the character and thy as Kennedy's advocacy Assistant Arts & Ent Editor.______Alana Tarro '93 it which have not yet been achievements of Ted Ken­ for the disabled, the aged and Features Editor------Megan Grennan settled. These include safety, nedy. With the questionable the less privileged? Assistant Features Editor.______Brian Cappello '93 evacuation plans, cost, and' behavior in Palm Beach, the I understand the Sports Editor------.John Raposo 93 the disposal of nuclear waste. public's dormant curiosity natural curiosity we all have Assistant Sports Editor...... —.——...—Beth Albertini 9 Paramount among is again being stirred. Asfor with regard to the Kennedys. Assistant Sports Editor______Steve McCorry 93 the menacing characteristics why this possible sexual Even I delved into the won- Academia Editor...... Rick Guarnaccia of nuclear power is the high harassment is being so derings of Jack Kennedy as I Graphics Editor...... Jim Evangeliou 92 levels of radiation contained widely covered, the reasons studied his presidency. What Graphics Editor...... ———Jeffrey Caporizzo inside the reactor, radiation can be justifiably narrowed I want to point out is that Copy Editor...... Karen Collopy '92 which caused the devastation down to one: the popular­ America's inquisitiveness Assistant Copy Editor...... —Lori DeBiasi '92 we now witness in Chernobyl ity of the name. Endless into the private life of the Assistant Copy Editor———.... .Michael Saucier 93 and in our own Three Mile documentaries, books and Kennedys warrants the ex­ Business Manager.—...... ———Mark Slicer 93 Island. articles have concentrated traordinary amount of press Circulation Manager..------Erin Sullivan '93 Concerns about these not only on the political coverage allotted. Therefore, Assistant Circulation Manager——Terence Brenan'93 issues have prompted 60 pro­ foundations of the family, unless we rethink our priori­ Congress Correspondent----—Jennifer E. MacCallum '93 posed nuclear reactors to be but the social achievements ties, our national news will Asst Congress Correspondent—Maureen Montegari '93 cancelled since 1978. How­ as well. be devoting more time to Advertising Manager.—...... —————Lisa Carroll '93 ever, 426nuclear power plants In his article found personal issues and less time Advertising Manager...... Christine Manzone '92 remain in 26 countries around in the April 29 issue of Time to real news. Advertising Manager—...... Michelle Ventura '92 the world. New reactor de­ magazine, Lance Marrow Photography Editor...... —..—Elizabeth Busch '93 signs have recently been pro­ Photography Editor—...... Christine Terkildsen '92 posed which could signifi­ ______J BOP Correspondent______Jason DelManzo '93 cantly increase this number. every summer. This plant is As we celebrate the BOP Correspondent______—------Karli Halaby '93 I have personal operating as a result of politi­ 21st anniversary of Earth Day Advisor------Rev. Mark Nowel, O.P knowledge of one nuclear fa­ cal malfeasance and manipu­ we must pause to consider the Subscription Rate $10.00 per year by mail- Student sub­ cility. The Seabrook Nuclear lation, the strings of one man tragedy caused in Chernobyl's scription included in Tuition fee. Published each week of Power Plant looms on the now exerting power in Wash­ nuclear catastrophe, now five school during the academic year and one summer edition coast of New Hampshire, ington (hint, there are many years old. Perhaps we should by Providence College. Second Class Postage paid at Provi­ sending waves of apprehen­ u's in his name). I can only not be so hasty in embracing dence, R.I. Slavin Center. P.O. Box 2981 02918, 865-2214. sion into the hearts of many hope Seabrook is the excep­ what at first appeared to be the Postmaster: Send address changes to The Cowl, as above. area residents, not to mention tion and not the rule to the im­ solution to our energy needs, The views of The Cowl do not necessarily represent the the thousands of beachgoers, plementation of nuclear energy but what many now see as a views of Providence College. who flock to Hampton Beach plants in our country. menace to all life on Earth. April 25,1991 ----- Commentary ------The Cowl 5 Not As Easy As ABC by Kevin Mullaney Assistant Editorial Editor

Bueller? Bueller? Ferris just that. Mr. Bush has pre­ those of other industrialized cannot be solved by having PTA would be evaluated and graded Bueller took the day off. No sented the most extensive edu­ nations. Something is defi­ meetings. What must be real­ on a national level. We live in wonder. With the nation's cational reforms that have ever nitely wrong. No argument ized is that almost all of our an extremely competitive public school system in such been proposed by a President. there. The real brain teaser is current economic and social world. We can no longer afford disarray, it's no wonder Fer­ His plans include voluntary how to solve these problems. problems in the United States not to compare schools that are ris wanted to take the day off. national testing, creating ex­ Mr. Bush's plans call for can be associated with a lack of from different geographical I applaud President Bush's perimental public schools, al­ almost no federal spending. education. The Japanese are areas. Comparing school prog­ efforts in his planning for lowing parents to choose their Maybe wisely so. After all, buying up our playgrounds and ress on a national plateau is the extensive educational re­ children's schools, and creat­ there is no use pouring fed­ we can't even read the checks only effective means of expos­ forms that he claims will be ing a special task force that eral funds into this pit of dis­ that they're writing. Not to ing and exacting it's vulnera­ "nothing less than a revolu­ would address a variety of grace that we call an educa­ mention adding the numbers bilities. tion." Questioning the valid­ social problems that hinder the tional system until we know together. President Bush has When you consider the ity of Mr. Bush's intentions, nation's school system These exactly where our problems appealed to American business present condition of our na­ some Democrats feel that the reforms are too extensive to be lie. It is likely that this would to fund educational research tion's education system coupled reforms are a mere political a mere "political gesture." be a Democratic response, at­ and development of "new with our diminishing role as a gesture aiming to affirm his President Bush is serious about tempting to alleviate a prob­ schools" that would elude "the competitor in the world mar­ declarations as the "Educa­ rebuilding America's educa­ lem by pouring money into constraints that traditional ketplace, the influence of busi­ tion President." Other critics tional system. It's about time it. The answer to the problem schools work under." This is ness in the educational realm is have stated that the rebuild­ we did something. is not just money. We need to nothing short of a revelation. not so bizarre. Just think, there ing efforts are in vain because We live in a nation where alter our entire philosophy of Business leaders are constantly could be a day when Germans the President has offered no 25 million adults are function­ education. asked to run non-profit organi­ buy our cars. A day when the federal funding for the mas­ ally illiterate. School children Education in America is zations, why not ask them to Japanese would buy our ste­ sive undertaking. continue to fall by the wayside not just a problem for the run our school system? reos. And the Swiss, our The fact is, the "Education when their standardized test parents of school children. Mr. Bush also proposed watches. We've spent enough President" is proving to be scores are compared with The national education issue plans for a nationally competi­ time rebuilding other nations. tive school system; the schools It's time we rebuild our own. Student Abroad Concerned About Alcohol Policy by Edwina Bauer Class of '92

I, like many of my edge of the policy and the ex­ many Europeans view sons, most frequently for cel­ my objection to this policy. If colleagues in the class of '92, tenuating circumstances American life and culture. ebratory purposes. Many of the this policy is to be adhered to chose to study abroad this year. which must have necessitated A policy which pro­ Classics we were compelled to and respected, should it not be Because of this separation from its proposal are quite limited, poses to allow only one alco read in Civ depict Greeks and universal? By this I mean, the the PC community, it is a bit but I would like to respond to holic beverage per hour to an Romans pouring libations to the Administration should be con­ difficult to keep abreast of its impending enforcement just individual deemed legally re­ gods (Dionysus being a favor­ sistent with this policy. That important issues, events, and the same. Studying abroad for sponsible for one's own ac­ ite) in hopes or thanksgiving would mean that any event ideas that affect the PC com­ the year has afforded me many tions by the laws and for a good harvest. Beowulf and which is affiliated with Provi­ munity. One issue that has opportunities to experience Constitution of the United many other early Anglo-Saxon dence College, be it Stag dances, come to my attention, how­ different cultures and customs. States of America seems a bit works contain numerous im­ Commencement, sporting ever, is the institution of a new My experiences this year have parochial. In many institu­ portant scenes which took palce events (including those in the policy concerning the sale and helped me to look more criti­ tions across the globe, alco­ in mead halls. I recall a few pro­ Civic Center), Alumni Fund consumption of alcoholic bev­ cally at life in the United States; holic beverages are provided fessors pausing to indicate that Raisers, or even banquets and erages at on-campus events. as a proud American citizen, in unlimited supplies in the mead,a drink similar to beer/ meals (including those in the I admit that my knowl­ and a student aware of how dining halls and bars and/or ale, was so important to the Priory) should adhere to this pubs on campus. Granted, people of that time that special policy. Therefore, anyone in PC is not any institution; it is halls were built for its consump­ attendance at any of the afore­ The New Cowl Editorial Policy a private college that may tion. And finally, we see even mentioned events, regardless of choose its own policies freely. in the Bible, that everyone is age or association with the col­ One of the main objectives of bound to overindulge now and lege or any of its faculty, staff, I. Commentary articles and Letters to the Providence College is to free again. or students, must be permitted Editor are welcome from any member of the "the mind from the restraints "Judah will hold the not more than one alcoholic bev­ P.C. student body, faculty and administra­ of ignorance." If sheltering royal scepter...He ties his young erage per hour. and constraining an individ­ donkey to a grapevine, to the I realize that not every tion. Submissions from those outside the PC ual's self-responsibility does very best of the vines. He student has a healthy regard community may be printed if space permits. not promote ignorance and washes his clothes in blood-red for alcohol and its powers, but I II. All submissions to the EditorialDepart- childish dependency, then I wine. His eyes are bloodshot am also reminded of a problem know not what does. from drinking wine..."(Genesis which has occurred again and ment are subject to editing by the Editorial If, perhaps, these ar­ 49:10-12) again in Ethics classes: should Staff. If there is a specific part of your article guments sound too bitter, al­ "Food was served to the punishment fit the crime? or letter you do not wish to be cut, please see lo w me to present a few more them from Joseph's table...So And if no crime is committed positive reasons for repeal­ they ate and drank with Joseph by an individual, should pun­ one of the Editorial Staff members prior to ing this policy. For centuries until they were drunk." (Gene­ ishment or restraint be en­ publication. now, alcoholic beverages sis 43:34) forced? And finally, should the III. All letters must be typed, double spaced have been consumed by I would like to make majority be made to suffer for and limited to 500 words. Letters must be people for a variety of rea­ just one last point in support of the minority's sake? signed; however, if you do not wish your name to appear in print, please contact Letter To The Editor Colleen Carson, Editor-in-chief, or Anne Lee, Editorial Editor. Complete anonymity may be granted if the subject is of a particu­ Mr. Jellig Missed The Point larly personal nature. IV. The staff respectfully requests that all ar­ Dear Editor: Lee was trying to convey in her you do to the least of mybroth- ticles and letters contain no personal at­ I would like to ad­ article regarding Cardinal ers, that you do unto me." If dress a very disturbing ar­ O'Connor and the gay Catho­ this is true, which I believe it tacks. However, criticism of article contend ticle written by Jerry Jellig in lics. She tried to point out the is, Jerry, you missed perhaps is welcome. last week's Cowl. I feel this irony in a religion which ex­ the most important church V. Editors of The Cowl staff are prohibited article is extremely opinion­ tends itself to the poor of Ap­ teachings of Jesus. ated and demonstrates a palachia while simultaneously from rebutting editorials by the fellow staff­ lack of journalistic objectiv­ turning away from faithful Cordially, members. ity that The Cowl should Catholics because of their sex­ Laurie V. Hughes, '91 VI. All submissions should be in The Cowl strive to accomplish. ual orientation. I feel the root of Mr. Mr. Jellig should look Editor's Note: This letter has been office no later than Monday at noon prior to Jellig's problem may be in up such famousquotes as "Love edited in light of Cowl editorial publication on Wednesday. his ignorance of what Ms. thy neighbor" or "Whatsoever policy #3 and #4 6 The Cowl April 25,1991 ______Editorials Roving Photographer What Are Your Plans For The Summer And Has The Current Economic Situation Affected Them ?

Kristen Campion '92: I'm going home to work at Greg Kelley '94: Sleep. This is not affected by Sue Bellacqua ’93: Plans for the summer are two AT&T and the economic situation has not af­ the economic situation. jobs (a double workload) and, yes, I'm not get­ fected my position. ting paid enough.

Tricia Lawler '91: Probably, because I'm going to Joe Giaccone '93: I’m going to be working in Sara Heinser ’92: I'm joining the Pro-Tanning have trouble finding a job on Cape Cod. landscape and it doesn’t really affect me right Circuit with Sport as we traverse the country in now. the never-ending search for the perfect tan.

Duane Bouigny '94: Yeah, it has. I was going to Erin Calise '93:1 just finished looking for a job on John Hughes '93: I was supposed to travel work in Connecticut, but instead I'm going to the Cape but I haven't been hired yet. cross-country but I can’t because I'm broke. work in Florida because the economy is better down there. Faculty Desires Adult Place In Don't Forget Your Audience Dear Editor: In light of the recent issue of The Cowl (4/17/91), I feel the need to PC’s Family write in and remind the staff of something they are obviously forgetting. Dear Editor: It seems that, all too often, the writing staff of The Cowl forgets that, The following is an open letter to Fr. President Cunningham and the first and foremost. The Cowl is a newspaper which, by nature, is a public Providence College Family: forum for expression we all share as part of the "integrated community" As many faculty and students are aware, the PC faculty and admini­ of Providence College. As such, The Cowl should not be used as a battle­ stration are at odds over faculty contract negotiations. The issues, to be brief, ground for personal vendettas, a colloquium for personal thanks, nor are financial and procedural. While there is scarcely a working professional should it be used as an airing ground for personal disputes. Writers of The alive who does not believe herself undervalued (nor a management that does Cowl should be aware enough of their responsibilities in the public eye to not believe itself decent and fair), the situation at our college is unique in that not use a medium we all share to fight amongst themselves, i.e. Jerry we see PC and its members - faculty, students, administration - as a family Jellig's condescension of his colleague, Anne Lee, (pg. 21), nor to pass with mutual concerns. along private jokes or thanks to friends, as in Patrick Spark's gratuitous Or so it should be. editorial (pg. 4). Last week, the Faculty Senate held a meeting to which it invited the We have all heard Cowl staff members complain that they are differing parties - The Faculty Welfare Committee and the Administration - unappreciated and unrecognized; perhaps it is true. However, until the to present their cases in a rationally structured, yet open environment. The staff begins to recognize they are writing for an outside audience, com- FWC presented its findings in a thoroughly professional manner. As they plaints to that audience will always fall on deaf ears. made their logical presentation with handouts and overheads of their facts Respectfully, and statistics, they provided a rationale for every step, every yardstick and Joelle M. Santucci, '91 every result. Frankly, I was astounded by their findings, but more by the monumental work that went into the presentation. The time, energy, dedi­ cation, and patience that the FWC evidenced was not, however, matched by Thanks For Saving The Kids the Administration. Fr. Myers (Treasurer) and Dr. MacKay (VPAA) repre­ Dear Editor: senting the Administration, did not even attempt to present a case. The few On behalf of the Pastoral Council, I would like to thank everyone responses they made were particular and paltry, and, at times, insulting to who contributed to Pastoral Council's "Save Our Kids" Raffle for Covenant the intelligence of an informed audience. House by purchasing tickets. However, no raffle is a success without prizes. The Faculty surely were treated as members of the PC family; they I would like to take this opportunity to thank all the generous establish- are the children - very young children who can only digest tidbits of mushy ments involved with the event. Without their donations, the "Save Our pabulum. The meat of full information must be kept for the older and wiser Kids" Raffle would not have been possible. Administration parents. In the upcoming weeks, I would ask that you patronize the As proud as I am of the FWC, so I am ashamed of the Administration. following as a token of appreciation for their generosity: The FWC members are not treasurers and accountants by profession; their Dominos, Subway, Caserta Pizza, Coca-Cola, T rattoria D'Antuono, Emrose extensive research and work was done in addition to their full time faculty Florist, Tri-Star Limousine, Rusty Scupper, Smith's Restaurant, Heinen- responsibilities. Fr. Myers is the institutional treasurer and yet I can only way's, Andrea's Restaurant, Showcase Cinemas, Federal Hill Florist, Frey conclude from his performance at that meeting that either he does not know Florist. much about the fiscal operations at PC, or that he refuses disclosure of what And to all others whom I was not able to officially recognize, thank he does know. For what reason? It has always been my conviction that you. Your kindness will never be forgotten. secrecy breeds distrust (and may well mask contempt). Students have a right Sincerely, to know where their tuition dollars go; faculty and administration have an Lena N. Justa obligation to give the students the most for their tuition dollar. Fundraising Chairperson The Administration, in its refusal to operate in open, honest negotia­ tions has, in effect, relegated the Faculty to the nursery, and thus has rendered the family metaphor inappropriate for me, a forty-eight year old Clarification and Further Explanation faculty member who has been at PC for 18 years. I am now a member of another family: The American Association of There's been an unfortunate misinterpretation of my April University Professors, and I urge all kiddies to join to make a big, happy, 17th article entitled, "Church Right, Homosexuality Wrong." negotiating family. While it may have appeared that I was attacking Ms. Lee, my Sincerely, intention was to show the readers, and Ms. Lee, that the Church Terrie Curran, had fundamental reasons for its' position. Associate Professor of English I take personal offense to left-wing attacks on the Church, and will always defend the Catholic faith whenever possible. If it appeared that I was insulting Ms. Lee, understand that I was merely explaining why Cardinal O'Conner and the Church Hipper Than Thou oppose homosexual acts. I respect her opinions. I was fortunate enough to read a rebuttal located on pg 5, and I will now take this opportunity to show Laurie Hughes the displaying what he fancies is the Communion rite that fea­ light. You mentioned that perhaps I was not aware of the The following article was his own moral and aesthetic tured condoms as hosts, the biblical teaching, "Whatsoever you do to the least of my brother, dropped off in The Cowl office in superiority to the Church and mocking of the Sermon on the response to Anne M. Lee’s Cowl you do unto me." Adolf Hitler was perhaps the least of Jesus' his fellow Irish. His attitudi­ Mount as an endorsement of brothers. Would you feel bad if I was around in 1945, and killed editorial of 4/10 /91 entitled "From nizing isn't even serious sodomy, the simulated anal St. Patrick's Cathedral to Clearfield, him?Or if I could have killed the terrorist who exploded the enough to be really anti­ and oral sex, and the level of Marine Barracks in Lebabon before he took hundreds of lives? PA." It is reprinted from the 4/4/91 Catholic. On the other hand, harassment outside the edition of The Wanderer. Entitled But those are extreme situations. Well, homosexuality is an he can't afford to say, 'Lay off church. Some of the ACT-UP extreme act. If we applied that teaching to every scenario, there "Hipper Than Thou," it was writ­ fellows, I'm only a lousy angries swarmed around one would be no justice in the world. ten by Joseph Sobran. poseur.' So his follow-up newly ordained young priest Lastly, I'd like to point out that one can be a homosexual "Interesting that there column was a tangled attempt and his elderly mother, pelt­ without breaking Church teachings. There are alcoholics who seems to be no such word as to show how much he re­ ing them with condoms until abstain from drinking because they know that they are harm­ ’philo-Catholic.’ It would de­ spects the real Church and policeintervened and escorted ing themselves and their families. If homosexuals restrain from scribe a good many non-Catho- the majority of the Irish. them away. acts of a homosexual nature, then there's no fault in their lics who are sympathetic to the Real anti-Catholi- Leo concludes: The actions. Church without possessing the cism is another matter, and media are having unusual Jerry Jellig '92 Faith themselves; yet nobody has John Leo addresses it in the trouble describing gay attacks thought to coin such a term. (You April 1st issue of U.S. News on Catholics, much more read it here first). and World Report. Replying to trouble than they have with blame.' He accusses the Cardi­ gretful unbelievers: They This comes to mind in Sydney Schanberg (whom I outrages toward other minori­ nal of being a media hog and think the idea of God is the wake of further controversy quoted here last week), Leo ties. Famous newspapers and of 'feeling like an accused Je­ beautiful, majestic, and over the gay interlopers in the St. notes that there has been 'a commentators who scour lan­ sus standing before Pontius consoling, but simply lack Patrick's Day Parade. Not to be straight-out hate campaign' guage for the faintest hint of Pilate.' As for the press, if s faith. Omers don't disbe­ outdone by Jimmy Breslin, Pete against the Church, almost insensitivity to gays, blacks, guilty of 'ignorance more than lieve so much as they hate Hamill of The New York Post totally ignored by the media. and women show little inter­ malice... For O'Connor, how­ and resent the thought of a wrote a column assailing the gay­ He proceeds to describe the est in this foot-stomping big­ ever, being ignored appears to Supreme Judge in whose hecklers as Terminal Donkeys' otry toward Catholics.' be the cardinal sin.' Typically eyes they are sinners. Natu­ gay invasions of St. Patrick's, rally they will also hate the and 'puking suburban yahoos.' the desecrations of the Host, Leo's charge is con­ snide, Woodward himself has This brought such a flood of Irish firmed by a new report writ­ had little to say about the gay Church that speaks in His the obscene signs, the blas­ Name, and they'll insist ire that Hamill felt constrained phemies, the queer 'humor'- ten by Robert Lichter, which I outrages. Is he ignorant, or to write another column explain­ hope to discuss in detail in the merely ignoring? And would that it is only the overbear­ all the things usually de­ ing human institution they ing that he was neither anti-Irish scribed by the press as'peace­ near future. Oddly enough, the he say mat gays, to a large nor anti-Catholic. report in quoted and dismissed extent, have themselves to oppose.ppose. I'm sure that most ful demonstrations.' ofof the virulently and vio-vio­ And I believe him. Like 'For instance,' he as confused by Newsweek's blame - for the hostilities they Breslin, he's the liberal's stage- Kenneth Woodward, in a piece encounter, for the diseases they lently anti-Catholic homo­ writes, 'an attempt by ACT- sexuals were baptized as Irishman. And he gets his ran UP to drown out an ordina­ that underscores its theme. suffer and transmit? and his money by habitual nar­ Ostensibly reporting the New The core problem, of Catholics. Which reminds tion ceremony in Boston was me that the first lapsed cissistic posturing, often at the described rather carefully in York controversy, Woodward course, is not hatred of Catho­ expense of the Church. He'd has no trouble finding the vil­ lics or even of the Church, but Catholic was Judas Iscar­ The Boston Globe as 'colorful, iot" never favor persecution: That's loud, and peaceful.' Readers lain: To a large extent, [Cardi­ of God. Some people are re- not the point All he's doing is were not told of the parody of nal] O'Connor has himself to 8 The Cowl April 25,1991 Student Congress A Presidential Message McAuley House Seeks

feel that Student Congress should Donations by Mark Ruggeri concentrate on combating the PC by Charlene Blanchette Student Congress President apathy problem. Pastoral Council President Another standing goal of Student Last week, the classes of 1992,1993 Congress is to make sure that the McAuley House, a soup kitchen providing a hot meal and hospitality to the less and 1994 elected their class represen­ students are represented, regardless fortunate of South Providence, is asking for your help. They are in dire need of some tatives to the 42nd Student Congress. of who they are in every decision basic necessities for their visitors. I would like to thank all those who ran made. The Social Action committee of Providence College's Pastoral Council is assist­ in the past election, you are all "cham­ Also, I believe that communication ing McAuley House in their search. pions," and everyone who voted in between all students and Congress is If you can help the single adults and families of McAuley House by donating any this election. vital, so please do not hesitate to talk of the following items, they would be greatly appreciated. I would also like to remind all inter­ to a member of Congress or voice The following articles are needed: bureaus, chairs, cribs, dishes, love seats, ested students that you do not have to your opinion at a Congress meeting. pillows, pots and pans, sheets, silverware, single beds, tables, chairs, and towels. be elected to Congress to become in­ Finally, I would like to thank the No appliances please. Feel free to drop off the smaller items at the Pastoral Council office in Slavin 212, or call Sr. Annette at 865-2216. To deliver furniture, call Sr. Joan at McAuley House at 941-9013. Rappin’ Items will be accepted until May 2, so clean out your attic or basement in antici­ pation of spring. with 75th Diamond Jubilee News The Class of 1993 has the distinct honor year, Parents'/Alumni Weekend in of being the 75th Graduating Class of February, and Commencement. Providence College. The 75th anniversary The committee is presently trying to Rugga of the founding of the school will be cele­ finalize the dates that the major events brated during the 1992-1993 academic will be held. Hence the Student Calen­ year. der of events has been taking shape. In order to coordinate activities for this Some of the major student events volved with Student Congress. Executive Board and the senior offi­ academic year, the Diamond Jubilee Plan­ include outdoor concerts, comedians, There are many committees on Stu­ cers of the 41st Student Congress. ning Ad Hoc Committee was formed. and a Club MTV weekend. If anyone dent Congress that need non-Congress This past year you have provided The committee plans to hold three major has any suggestions for events, please student support, and the weekly meet­ Congress with invaluable guidance events during this year: an Academic stop by the Student Congress Office, ings on Monday nights are open to all and leadership because of your pre­ Convocation held at the beginning of the Slavin 109 students. vious experiences on Congress. I urge all to join a committee and to You all did a great job serving on attend Congress meetings. Congress and you should pat your­ Keeping Providence Beautiful This past Monday night, the 41st selves on the back. Personally, I would like to thank Student Congress was adjourned and by Jenn MacCallum Bank, WHJY-FM Radio, Chambers the 42nd Student Congress convened. Marianne Monte, Kirstin Werner, Wastes Systems of Rhode Island, and Congress Correspondent The newly elected officers and Tom Idzal, Pat Sparks, Kathleen the Coca-Cola Bottling Company. appointed representatives sat in their Ryan, Chris Murphy, and Bill Myers This past Saturday, April 20th, the PC students spent the morning fo­ first Congress session, with hopes for for the direction and knowledge you newly elected members of ACC, OCRO, cusing their cleanup on the Elmhurst the upcoming year to be prosperous have shared with me; hopefully it Residence and the 42nd Student Con­ Community in proximity to the cam­ and successful. will make me a better leader. Finally, gress, along with members of the Pas­ pus, picking up such items as discarded I am looking forward to the upcom­ thank you, Flash, for all the humor toral Council, participated in Keep Provi­ cans, cups, and food containers. ing year with great excitement and you have shared this year. dence Beautiful . Afterwards, all volunteers were some anxiety. The 42nd Student Congress com­ The event, sponsored by the city of invited to a post cleanup volunteer My mam goal is to instill more mends all of its outgoing members. Providence, was a day long, city-wide cookout, sponsored by the Elmhurst pride in the PC community: faculty, We will miss you and wish you good volunteer clean-up. Corporate sponsors Neighborhood Coalition. staff, administrators, and students. I luck in the future. ' included Glad Wrap and Bags, Citizens Minutes for April 22nd Minutes for the April 22nd be sold during the entire meeting of the 41st Student game. Congress are as follows: Committee Reports: SENIORS: Announcements: Chairpeople will be announcend •Freshmen class cook-out, next week this Wednesday at 3:30 p.m. at Public Relations: Next Mon­ the Lacrosse game. day, April 29 will be the final New Business: issue of Peaceful Coexistance •SS-09-41 passed; there is now for this year. one Public Relations Chairper­ Congressional Board Commencement son and three PR Assistant Reports: Chairpeople. LAB: Soccer, softball will be At 6:00 the 41st Student Congress finished by Monday. President, Marianne Monte, BOP: Young Guns II, Thurs­ passed the gavel to Mark Ruggeri, day at 8:00 and 10:00 p.m., Bids are on sale President of the 42nd Student Saturday from 4:00-8:00p.m.- Congress. The new Executive Last Resort, Sunday-Kinder- Board, consisting ofMark Ruggeri garten Cop at 9:00 p.m. on (President), Doug Morgan (Vice Slavin Lawn. until President), Jen Meehan (Secre­ BMSA: Saturday at 7:00 p.m. tary), and Kathleen Ley (Treas­ in '64 Hall is the Closing urer) were sworn in. Banquet. Minutes for the April 22nd Residence Board: Meeting meeting of the 42nd Student soon with newly elected Ex­ Friday, April 26 Congress are as follows: ecutive Officers to put things Announcements: together. •Congratulations and wel­ ACC: Possible cook-out be­ come to all the new members of fore the end of the semester. for Congress. Class Reports: •The Elmhurst Neighbor­ '92: Clambake this Saturday, hood Coalition was impressed from 12:15-5:00 p.m. with the support of all those '93: May 4th-Done With Civ who participated in "Keep Beach Party. $120.00 Providence Beautiful." They '94: Cook-out this Wednes­ would like to thank all those day at the Lacrosse Game, who volunteered. starts at 330 p.m.-the end of •Ethics Policy: 3 cuts given, the game, everything 50c. member receives a warning,4th General Discussion: Slavin 113 cut given, member is suspended •Hospital Trust is leaving for one month. the PC campus; looking into •3:30 at the Lacrosse Field, the possibility of havinga new Freshmen Cook-out, items will bank come on campus. April 25,1991 The Cowl 9 ------Providence College What is a Dollar to Freshmen Friends ______You? incoming freshmen with a freshmen feel more comfort­ by Kristin DeAngelis by Kristin DeAngelis sophomore, junior, or sen­ able if they already know they Asst. Congress Correspondent Asst. Congress Correspondent ior volunteer who will as­ have someone to turn to be­ sist the new freshmen with fore they get to school. This You might have read about Danny Hoyt in a past issue. You This year the Public Relations adjustingto college life. This integrates the classes, some­ might have received a flyer in your Friar Box about him. You Committee on Student Congress can be interpreted in many thing that tends to be lacking might have seen his picture with the men's basketball team. You has tried many different ways of different ways. It can range in many schools. When the might not know that Danny is little boy the junior class has improving relations throughout from keeping contact by freshman has a "sibling" of adopted. He has a brain degenerate disease called Spinal Muscu­ the community. Student Con­ phone, to weekly meetings the opposite sex, it also inte­ lar Atrophy. He has already lived about half his lifespan-two gress sponsored walk-a-thons and in Mondo, to letting them grates the sexes, something years old. He will never be able to walk. He is currently on a neighborhood cleanups. Kath­ hang out with you and your that schools with single sex waiting list for a stander that will at least assist him in standing leen Ryan created Peaceful Co­ friends. Act like the big dorms often have a problem in a upright position. This stander costs $600. existence . Now Public Relations brother or sister you never with. The junior class is accepting donations for Danny and his is trying to improve relations had, but always wanted. Many details still need to stander all this week in upper Slavin in the Information Booth. within the student body. We are We have contacted sev­ be finalized. If anyone has The box is right out there with Danny's sweet face on it. So what attempting to create a Big eral different colleges and any information or interest in is a dollar to you? A draft at Louie's or Eagles? What is a dollar Brother/Big Sister program be­ universities for information assisting this program, please to Danny? Nothing but a chance to make his life a little more tween incoming freshmen and up­ on their programs. Most stop by in Student Congress comfortable. You know the saying "Nothing is too small"; well perclassmen. have found this program to in lower Slavin or contact it's not. Please support Danny. I promise you, Louie and Bruce We are hoping to set up the be extremely successful. The them 865-2419. won't miss your money and you'll feel much better about your­ self. Goodbye and Good Luck Seniors! Class Announcements: Class of 1992: Junior Class Clambake This Saturday, April 27 th From 1:00 p.m. 5:00 p.m. Buses leave Dore Lot at 12:15 Class of 1993: Done With Civ Beach Party Saturday, May 4th From 3:00 p.m.-7:00 p.m. Tlx on Sale in Lower Slavin Come and Celebrate! Members of the Class of 1991 who served on Congress this year (Photo by K. Mullaney) 42nd Congress Elected Officers and Repsentatives

Executive Officers: (L-R) President Mark Ruggeri, Secretary Jen Meehan, Vice Class of 1992: (L-R) M. Whitehead, J. Costa, A. Tornatore, C. Baker, J. Guerro President Doug Morgan, Treasurer Kathleen Ley (Photo by K. Mullaney) K. Humason, K. Nicholson, K. Zottner, S. Coady (Photo by K. Mullaney)

Class of 1993: (L-R) C. Frick, G. Lombardi, L. Walsh, D. Harris, J. Morgan, C. Class of 1994: (Back Row) J. Kane, M. Ziady, J. Ryan, B. Evans (Front Row) K. Jones, K. Markham, M. Howard, J. Raguso (Photo by K. Mullaney) Collins, T. Slattery, P. Collins, M. Hines, K. Pedlow (Photo by K. Mullaney) 10 The Cowl Providence College April 25,1991 April 25, 1991 Features The Cowl 11 The Mating Game

specific body parts are men­ basis? If not, do you fumi­ c. have a good stiff drink. 6. If someone cut you off on by Bill Fennell 2. When you see a beggar on Features Writer tioned. gate often? the highway, you would: 1. If you were caught in traf­ 12. Did you ever eat a pen­ the street asking for money, you: a. curse under your breath How many times have fic and heard that Israel had cil eraser? Did you enjoy it? a. give him some pocket and continue driving you thought to yourself, "Gee, I declared war on itself, would 13. Do you consider throw- change and wish him well b. follow him to his house wish I had a girlfriend/boy- you laughor start singing Barry ing rocks at barnyard ani­ b. beat the hell out of him with and kill him friend?” If your answer to that Manilow songs? mals a good time? a stick c. drive up next to him and is, "Never because I'm just so 2. Does the sight of electric 14. Do you think Ed McMa­ c. have a good stiff drink. throw a grenade in his car and totally studly that all the gals household appliances excite hon really gives a damn 3. When you think of the per­ then laugh at his sudden mis­ just flock to me and pray that I you? whether you win ten million fect mate, you think of: fortune. won't reject them," then you are 3. Are you one of those people dollars? Explain. a. someone who is kind and 7. If you suddenly got writer's either lying or you are extraor­ who sings Christmas carols all 15. How much importance caring, and who will always be block, how would you over­ dinarily lucky. In any case, if year long? do lugnuts have in your life? with you come it? that was indeed your answer, 4. Have you ever run naked That concludes the b. someone who can tolerate a. by sitting back and relax­ then this article probably will in Fresno's bad sections? first part of the scientifically bedwetting ing; an idea will eventually not help you, but I heartily en­ 5. Do you call your mother designed program. Now we c. someone with a pulse. come courage you to read on, you big "Spud" to her face? move on to a brief evalu­ 4. When you feel very ill, to b. by teasing your dog so macho Adonis studmuffin. If, 6. Do you ever drive on the ation of yourself. Remem­ whom do you go for advice? much that it goes berserk and however, you are like most left side of the road, just to pre­ ber: There are no right or a. your doctor or pharmacist attacks itself normal people, you have tend you're in England? wrong answers, but some of b. the guy who owns the tat­ c. having a good stiff drink, wished for a mate at one time or 7. Have you ever played con­ them could incriminate you too parlor down the road followed by another one. another, but each time you lined tact Monopoly? If so, why? rather uncomfortably. c. a good stiff drink (with a Well, now you're up a prospective subject, you 8. Do you ever fantasize about Choose only one answer, the twist of lime) done with the program. To accidentally knocked over their owning a chain of half-rate one that most suits you and 5. Your favorite type of movie score yourself, give yourself candelabra and their house cheese shops? how you REALLY are. is: seven million points for each burned down. You didn't re­ 9. Have you ever, in any way, 1. When faced with a seem­ a. comedy or action/adven­ 'a' answer, ten points for each ally like them anyway. participated in dwarf-tossing? ingly impossible problem, ture 'b' answer, and three points Admit it, if you want to 10. (to ask girls) Would you do you: b. the kind that you have to go for each 'c.' If you got 21 mil­ find that special someone, be offended if I smacked you a. go about it in a logical, to stoned lion or over, then you are a you've got to know what you in the head every time you told sensible manner c. any film that shows dis­ normal, healthy person. Be­ want. This is where my exper­ me you thought you were fat? b. begin to cry uncontrolla­ memberment by farm machin­ tween 50 and 20 million, you tise comes in. I have constructed 11. Do you bathe on a regular bly ery. should see a good counselor. a series of questions for you to Twenty one or under, you are ask that potential companion. a heavy drinker, and should This analysis has taken me not be allowed near small chil­ almost fourteen minutes to dren or open flames. come up with, and it has been I hope this program approved at all the leading has helped you along the way psychological associations, to a happy, fulfilling relation­ such as the Charles Manson ship that does not involve Society. It has also been ap­ batteries. A fun idea is to try plauded by many of the less- this program out on your own sleazy dating services. So now, parents, to see if they're really I invite you to participate in the compatible . If my program Bill Fennell Mate-Finder Pro­ has helped you, please let me gram. know by attempting to take This first part of the over the government by force. program involves the questions I'll know how many I've that you ask the other person. helped by the number of at­ All questions are suitable for tempted coups. Until next both males and females, except time, remember: It's better to where noted, and also where have loved and lost than to be hit by a bus.

Adios, Ciao See Ya Later. Seniors! COVENANT HOUSE

order to grow in life, and in FAITH COMMUNITY by Megan Grennan example. We all know that the experiencing ambivalent feel­ about graduation. Part of moving on we are exposing Features Editor time spent and memories cre­ ings ated with our friends in the them wants to move on to a ourselves to greater and greater Saying goodbye stinks. class of 1991 will never leave new and challenging phase of amounts of experiences and Information Session My grandmother doesn't even us, but times they are a- life; another part wants to potential friendships. As I sit let us use the word; if one of us is. changin'. We'll remain in close remain where they are com­ here typing I can't get this song April 30, 1991 leaving we are instructed to say contact with a select few, fortable and accepted. But all we learned in Brownies out of "so long" or "God Bless," but slowly lose touch with others of them want the present state my head: never that ominous final-sound­ and never even give a second of chaos to pass. They are "Make new friends, but keep 1:30 pm Sidelines ing word. I guess she feels the thought to the mass majority. being tormented by both the old separation seems less permanent Even our most intimate friend­ realms: resumes and inter­ One is silver and the other gold." Speaker: Patrick when we substitute terms. She's ships will be altered when we views on the one hand, final I always used to wonder which McMahon not alone in this either - I'll bet are no longer in the same loca­ exams and the eternal quest one was which; now I know. we have more euphemisms for tion with them, sharing the for a Commencement date on To all of my friends in the word "goodbye" than we same experiences. Phrase it as the other. It's such a nasty the class of 1991:I wish you the Sponsored by. Pastoral have for death. I don't know you please, being separated time that it has, for the most best of luck, health and happi­ Council and Student De­ though, I still think no matter from our loved ones is a tough part, distracted them from the ness in the future, and an unfor- velopment Center how you say it it's always gonna adjustment. reality of change. But the end gettable Commencement Week! stink. Every one of my is creeping up, and my guess Thanks for sharing all the weird, Take graduation for friends in the senior class is is that it will stink. wild and wonderful moments * Refreshments will be I know the picture is with me here at PC. You won't served. not as bleak as the one I've just be easily forgotten! Goodbye— ♦APARTMENTS FOR RENT* painted. We have to change in I mean, so long! Hawkins Street (5 min. walk to Eagles & Louis) 1st Floor Apartment 2-3 bedrooms $450.00/month 2nd Floor Apartment 2 bedrooms newly remodeled $450.00/month Call Dennis 861-3653 home 331-4141 work 12 The Cowl Features April 25,1991 Ranger Challenge: Beasts of the East

meters, fully assemble both By Frank Mc Tague Moments after the cere­ ravine, now the team had to team had completed their mis­ mony ended, the cadets were an M-60 machine gun and cross a swiftly moving creek Class of 1991 _____ sion and placed second in this grinding out push-ups, sit-ups M-16 weapons, perform cor­ over forty feet wide and ten crucial event. With one event Last October, nine and a two mile run as parts of rect functions checks on both feet deep. The word "swiftly" to go, the team was ranked sixth cadets from the Providence the Army Physical Fitness Test. rifles, and then return to the was definitely no understate­ overall. College ROTC program com- Sean Sapone led the way for PC start point. This time, VMI ment as several teams had to That event was the peted in the New England Bri­ scoring a perfect 300, while Co- floored the competition with rely on a safety rope to help dreaded Ten Kilometer Forced gade Ranger Challenge Shoot­ Captain Matt Furlong and an average time per cadet of their men cross. Co-Captain Road March. In this event, out at Fort Devens. Seventeen Frank McTague came close two minutes and twenty-six Rich Hornstein was PC's swim­ cadets were laden with twenty- schools sent teams to the com­ scoring 299 each. The stiff com­ seconds. OB Murray led PC mer for the event: "When I hit five to thirty pounds of equip­ petition, but Providence Col­ petition was already apparent with a personal time of two the water it really took the wind ment and full combat gear. The lege was one of only two as James Madison University minutes and twenty-one out of me." Indeed the water "march" was actually a run. schools earning the right to posted an unprecedented team seconds, while the team temperature was measured at Campbell University, utilizing advance to the East Coast Re­ score of 300. Providence's 291 could only manage a ninth below forty degrees. Despite superior running technique gion Competition held March score, though impressive, place finish. such hazards, Providence suc­ and equipment, blazed to the 16 and 17 at Fort Bragg, North would only earn them eighth All was not lost, cessfully crossed the river twice finish line with an incredible Carolina. place in this elite field. however, as Providence and earned seventh place in time of fifty-three minutes. A total of ten teams The next event was moved on to the Grenade the event. Providence's time was a disap­ representing fourteen states Rifle Marksmanship, an event Assault Course. In this After the orienteering pointing one hour and four­ were present. Any doubts PC had hoped to dominate as it competition, cadets had to competition, the sun was be­ teen minutes. Overall, the about the strength of the teams did at Fort Devens. Inexplica­ negotiate several obstacles ginning to set and that meant Providence College Ranger were quickly erased during the bly, the team shot 317 out of using various movement the true test of soldierly prow­ Challenge team finished eighth opening ceremony when the four hundred, as opposed to techniques in order to throw ess was about to begin, the in the region shootout. Horn­ Commanding General of the their usual score of 370 or bet­ six grenades at assorted tar­ event thatputs the "Ranger"in stein summed up the competi­ First ROTC Region, Brigadier ter. Co-CaptainRich Ho rnstein gets. Cadets were graded Ranger Challenge: Night Pa­ tion by pointing out the rela­ General Julius F. Johnson, made no excuses, but urged the on throwing technique and trolling. By far the most men­ tive youth of the PC team (only announced that over one team to regroup for the next accuracy, with elapsed time tally demanding event, teams four seniors), plus not having hundred and twenty teamshad event. used as a tie-breaker. Co­ were expected to have made competed at Ft. Bragg, as hav­ competed for the right to be at The third contest re­ Captain Furlong prudently extensive preparations before­ ing an affect on the outcome. Fort Bragg. quired each cadet to run fifty advised the team to sacrifice hand, something Providence He was quick to point out that, speed for accuracy. That had done well. Co-Captain with much of the team coming advice would prove golden Hornstein counted on his ac­ back next year, they are likely as Providence captured first tive duty experience with the to only get better. CALL NOW!! place in the event, thus Seventh Infantry Division to The Providence Col­ Brown moving them back into help him serve as the Patrol lege Ranger Challenge includes Downtown PC-RIC Area contention overall. Leader. After hours of plan­ Matt Furlong, PC (Co-Capt.), 357 Hope St. 14 Fallon Ave. The fifth event was ning, acquiring and distribut­ Rich Hornstein, URI (Co- East Side, Prov. Providence the one-rope bridge, an ing equipment and ammuni­ Capt.), Frank McTague, PC, OB Murray, PC, Jim Perkins, RIC, 861-1200 event that had given the PC tion, the patrol set out at just 861-9800 team some trouble in the Bri­ after 10:00 pm on a combat Sean Sapone, Brown U., Ken gade Competition. To make mission that would take the Demarco, PC, Mike Pickett, PC, things even harder, whereas entire night. Dave Hickey, PC, Keith the first competition had re­ By the time the sun Metters, PC, and Dan Sullivan, quired merely crossing a dry rose, the Providence College PC.

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Features Editor repay him for his decision picked; no one really wants him pose of sitting through a fifty new innovations, however, (perhaps as president of ut that is what they get for minute lecture on how to find such as the phone-in system, it One of the most unat­ throwing a two rather than a the fifth derivative of the is becoming easier all the time. tractive aspects of college would Thoughts of the reg­ one when they were bucking square root of 1043?" If they could only invent a definitely have to be the course istration process arouse a few up. In all fairness to the professor who would answer registration process. I find about questions within me: Do pro­ What about professors 8:30 class, it is something that yes in regards to every overen­ as much pleasure in this proce­ fessors ever swing by and who have the pleasure of teach­ must be kept in perspective. rollment, the student's wor­ dure as I imagine I would find in check out how filled up their ing 8:30s? Do they realize that Think back to high school ries would be over. Unfortu­ watching Bill Fennel shave (see courses are? If so, what goes upwards of 98% of their stu­ when your alarm was set for nately, that is about as likely to last week's Cowl). From trying through the minds of those dents were forced to take the 7:00 (if not earlier) every day happen as it is that no one will to track down advisers to spend­ who have five students (out class? To me, lecturing students and not only did you have a ever be forced to take an 830 ing countless hours skimming of a possible thirty) in their in an 830 is like lecturing a Civ. class before 8:00, but you had class again. As president of through the infamous pinkbook ­ class on the final day of reg­ class one second after twenty five to seven more immedi­ P.C. (watch out Father C.), I let, the whole process is certainly istration? Do they say to past the hour. The only differ­ ately following that. At least would simply list all the "no day at the Grotto." themselves, "Gee, maybe I ence is that rather than going in in college, you are guaranteed courses and allow students to Virtually everyone who should cut down the 44 page one ear and out the other, at a good ten minutes of fresh (or show up for the class of their is familiar with course registra­ paper requirement down to 8:30a.m., most people's ear should I say, muggy) air and choice. While this may not be tion is equally familiar with over­ a few dozen pages or so?" canals are not even awake yet. perhaps even enough time to very efficient, it would un­ enrolling. For most, the entire Or do they think, "Maybe I Believe it or not, I tried enjoy a well deserved nap. doubtedly render the horrific semester may depend on one in­ shouldn't take three points to overenroll into an 8:30 for It seems safe to say phrase "course registration dividual's decision to slap down off the student's final grade next semester. Thank God the that the course registration week" obsolete. his signature on a piece or paper. for every absence? PerhapsI professor gave me a swift drop process will never be an enjoy­ As a result of this, many feel it should stop lecturing as if kick to the head, at which time necessary to prepare a long- I've only had two hours sleep I realized that, in essence, I was winded spiel aimed at arousing over the last three nights, and saying to her, "Would you al­ Faith Community so much sympathy and compas­ make it seem as if I actually low me to face the torture of sion within the teacher that he chose this career?" And once prying my body away from my Information Session whips out his own personal pen, their class does fill up, do warm, soft bed at 8:27a.m. so grabs the sheet, and emphati­ they feel like the school kid that I can walk through the cold, The Pastoral Council, Covenant House sites in the cally signs his name. Unfortu­ in conjunction with the Student US, such as Los Angeles, New nately, this does not always Development Center, is spon­ York and Ft. Lauderdale. work. soring the information session Also to be discussed Now I may be among about the Faith Community at the meeting are the many the minority, but when I am Volunteer Program of Cove­ benefits involved with this vol­ denied overenrollment, I get nant House, whose main head­ unteer program and the re­ that sudden urge to take the quarters are located in New sponsibilities and services of enrollment sheet and strategi­ York City. Faith Community members. cally insert it up the professor's The guest speaker, Further information right nostril and pull it back out Patrick McMahon, who is a about the process of interview through a small hole which I volunteer himself, will be and selection for those inter­ would have carved out in his left speaking on Tuesday, April ested will be given out at the elbow. 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Providence College proudly AAHPERD. Peter is the co­ presented its Spring Dance founder and co-artistic direc­ Concert which will was held on tor of Groundworks Dance April 19th and 20th in the Theatre, and is a member of Blackfriars Theatre. The per­ the faculty at both Roger Wil­ formance began at 8:00 p.m., and liams College and Rhode Is­ participants included guest art­ land College. ists, students, and faculty. Student choreographers Marty Sprague (guest artist) participating in the show in­ is an independent choreogra­ cluded the following: Kim­ pher and performer who cur­ berly Benzell, Tammy Colucci, rently teaches at Hope High Karen Pouliot. The PC Danc­ School. She is the artistic direc­ ers consist of a group of stu­ tor of the public school dance dents who are selected by program, A Chance to Dance. audition each year to perform Marty received her BFA at Bos­ in this concert. ton Conservatory of Music, and Wendy Oliver is the artistic is presently working towards her director of the Dance Concert. masters degree at Columbia Uni­ Wendy holds an MFA in versity in New York. Marty has Dance from Temple Univer­ been a member of several The­ sity, and has received chore­ atre organizations: Boston Dance ography awards from Minne­ Theatre, RI Ballet Theatre, Tana­ sota State Council of Arts and gra Movement Theatre, RI Dance National Endowment for the Repertory, and Cumberland Arts. Her work has been seen Dance Theatre. throughout the Midwest, in Peter Bramante (guest artist) New York, and Philadelphia, holds a BA in Dance at Roger including her performance Williams College. He has also and choreography with Con­ A BICYCLE BUILT FOR 14 - The Fujian Acrobatic Troupe from The People's Republic of China, participated in the Master's Pro- tactworks Dance Company in form mind-boggling compositions based on symmetry and balance in an astounding three-ring gram at ConnecticutCollege. He Minnesota. bicycle display in the all-new 121st Edition of The Greatest Show On Earth. is been the recipient of chore­ For further information and ography awards from RI State future ticket purchases please by David Argitis clown charms and amuses young their incredible stunts. They Council for Arts, American contact the PC Box Office at Arts&Entertainment Editor and old alike with his special flock to see the troupe's tradi­ College Dance Festival, and 865-2218. brand of humour. 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One of the most exciting acts has historical meaning, ams. acts should prove to be the Fu- often a stylized version of eve­ This year's show will be gian Acrobatic Troupe from the ryday activities. For example, one of the more extravagant in the People's Republic of China. the manipulation of plates re­ circus' illustrious history. There The nineteen men and lates to cooking and the serv­ are many star-studded perform­ nine women team is enjoying ing of a meal. The two vertical ers included in the show. David their first visit to the United States, poles may represent climbing Larible, the world's most lovable while audiences are amazed by poles or perhaps the bold stokes of calligraphy. Aspects of na­ ture are often depicted as well Send your parents to their room... in acrobatics. 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"Rhythm of Love/' Added to have included, this time around, sparks the same excitement for this was the consistency of An­ After a lengthy hiatus since live snippets like "If I Were Yes hit a rut in 1988 after the their 1987 LP, Truth and Soul, rock 'n' roll fans. Due to the rash A...I'd" which gives the album marathon Big Generator Tour and derson's celestial voice Squire's Fishbone has finally released of reunions in the late eighties, it resulted in its members going sharp bass, and an interesting some of the raw energy that this which included The Who, Pink some new material. The new band is known for. Other stand­ in different directions. Though, light show all on their "in the single, "Sunless Saturday," Floyd and the periodic re-emer­ out tracks are "So Many Mil­ within a few months, Anderson round" stage, to create a feast came out about three weeks ago, gence of Led Zeppelin, people lions," "Pressure," "Everyday sought out long ago members for the eyes and the ears. and contains the fun B-sides are only mildly surprised at such Sunshine," "These Days Are Bill Bruford, Rick Wakeman and Yes' set was predictable, in­ "Fishy Swa Ska" and "Under­ Gone," and,...you guessed regroupings and even come to Steve Howe to write a self- titled cluding their more popular stand Me." The full album, The it..."Sunless Saturday.' expect that yesterday's rock album "Anderson, Bruford, songs, except for the unearth­ Reality of My Surroundings, has The Reality of My Surround­ giants will return. Yet, putting Wakeman, Howe” followed by ing of the epic "Awaken," but proven to be well worth the wait. ings was scheduled for release this aside, the Yes "union” is a a summer of '89 tour. Yet Chris was played perfectly. The band Opening with the anthemic this past Tuesday, and should special gathering. Squire retained the name Yes also included several solos to 'Tight the Youth," the record is be readily available. And, folks, Yes, known for such rock clas­ and while working with other showcase individual talents. really their most varied work since this is the last time you'll sics as 'I've Seen All Good members Tony Kaye, Alan Howe performed his legendary yet. From the upbeat ska of be hearing from me this People” and "Roundabout" as White and Trevor Rabin on an "Clap Medley," Rabin sparkled "Housework" to the metal semester...have a great summer well as the more recent,"Owner album last winter, crossed paths on "Solly's Beard"and Squire "Behavior Control Technician," and good luck seniors! I'll be of a Lonely Heart" and "Love with ABWH who were also was flawless on'' The Fish". Yes it touches upon too many bases back with more reviews this fall. Will Find a Way" have gone working on a follow up LP. The even tossed in two of the to be mentioned. Along with Have fun...later! through many personnel result was a combination of the stronger songs from "union" for changes over its twenty-three two camps under a single name, good measure, "Shock to the year history. Emerging out of Yes. The group is now on tour in System" and "Lift Me Up" be­ ------London’s Marquee Club under support of their "union" album fore closing out the show with The Music School to founders, singer/songwriter Jon and stopped in Hartford last the legendary "Roundabout". Anderson and bassist Chris Thursday. Indeed, Yes could do no Present a Suzuki Workshop Squire, Yes forged a revolution­ What made this show special wrong. Although Howe looked ary sound that would later be was the way each member added lost on acoustic guitar behind The Music School will present a Suzuki Workshop defined as "art rock" and include his own spice to the unified Rabin powered songs from the with Carol Sykes on violin and Bob Fraley on piano such bands as Floyd and King sound. Yes opened the show 90125 and Big Gen. eras and the on Sunday, April 28, in Siena Hall on the PC campus. Crimson. with "Your's isNo Disgrace" and Civic Center was disappoint­ A teacher workshop will be held from 1 to 2 p.m. The band had its heyday in immediatley Rabin and Howe ingly half filled, Yes achieved and a student workshop is scheduled for 2 to 5 p.m. the 1970's through such master­ dueled away, exhibiting their that night what it has been There is a $15 registration fee for each student; $25 for ful Id's as The Yes Album and different styles and trading off doing for almost a quarter of a two students in the same family; and $7 for teachers/ Fragile, and found new blood in guitar parts to create an extraor­ century. To combine the observers. the 1980's through South Afri­ dinary depth to the song. uniqueness of each musician For more information, call (401) 2172-9877. can guitarist Trevor Rabin. Wakeman and Kaye combined into one beautiful body of Rabin's flashy, hard rock style on keys for incredible versions sound. Without question, this differed from that of his of "And You And I” and "Heart reunion is something to get mellowy,intense predecessor, of the Sunrise"; while Bruford's excited about. April 25,1991 The Cowl 17 Academia ______have said that they have received more in one's growth process to never deal Faith Life in the PC Community than the two hours of service. Commu- with coping in any way.way It isis through An interview with Sr. Elaine Scully nity service has changed them so thatdiscipline thatwe are able we are able to develop our they cannot forget the races of the people strengths and learn our weaknesses. by Patrick R. Sparks become. A faith community, it seems to with whom they work. This volunteer Cowl: Where do you see PC in ten years? Special to The Cowl me, brings together aspects of both family work is fulfilled in their own time. Sr. Scully: Hopefully, Providence Col­ On April 3,1991, Sr. Elaine Scully, life where we belong, and organizational Cowl: What is the point of the class? lege will be much more involved with mi­ RSM was chosen as the recipient of the life, where we make change. Sr Scully: The goal of the class is to do norities; that we have more scholarships Monsignor Charles W. McConnell Memo­ Cowl: What is the central message of your class? theological reflection on issues and theo­ for minorities. I would like to see some rial Award. This award is, "the highest Sr. Scully: The central message of my class ries of faithful life. The objective is to cross departmental work other than in award given by the Catholic Youth Organi­ is to help young people to live as fully make connections between theory and DWC. Also that the religious studies de­ zation/Office of the Youth Ministry of the human lives as they possibly can live and practice. Instead of understanding ortho­ partment would be more pluralistic and Diocese of Providence." The McConnell to develop their potential and their identi­ doxy only, which is right belief, we also we would be dealing with the study of re­ Award was given to Sr. Scully in recogni­ ties as human faithful people. In so doing have to deal with orthopraxis, which is ligions in a serious way. We would then tion of all of the work she has done in the they will recognize hopefully that their right practice. be truly catholic. We need to reach out youth ministry field throughout the years egos or their identities have to be tran­ Cowl: Why did you come to PC? universally to all people in order to con­ and the inception of the degree program in scended. Therefore, there is a need to intro­ Sr. Scully: I came to Providence College tribute to their lives and to enhance our Ministry at Providence College. duce an aspect of their lives which incorpo­ because I felt I had a contribution to own sense of spirituality. My hope would Sr. Scully is a professor of religious rates the concept of God's call to them to be make. I really enjoy and feel called to also include bringing the gifts and talents faithful not only work with young adults. I felt that the of more women to the higher roles of ad­ philosophy and mission statement of to their own po­ ministration, e.g., vice-presidents and Providence College would be one that I tential but the deans. could not only adhere to and support, Cowl: What do you think was the biggest issue of needs of the but also promote in a creative way. human commu- the year? Cowl: What is your most favorite part of PC? Sr. Scully: The biggest issue was the war nity. So there's Sr. Scully: Students. The whole point of nothing outside and the implications of it. Nationalism education is to pass on one's knowlege rather than the virtue of patriotism was the human spec­ and experience so that it can be internal­ reflected in many instances. However, trum that doesn't ized by others. I believe that I have re- the war was a challenge for many stu­ have a relation­ cieved much from the students of Provi­ dents to look at the priorities and values ship to the Gos­ dence College. We are teaching one of their lives. pel. The integra­ tion of their spiri­ another. As you can see, Sr. Scully is a thoought- tual and their Cowl: What is your least favorite part of PC? ful, compassionate leader of the PC material aspects Sr. Scully :My least favorite part of Provi­ community. I would strongly suggest to are what makes.,dence . , College. is the. attitude, of elitism students that they enroll in one of her them whole This that does exist, an inability of some stu- classes. They are not only academically is a lifelong proc- dents to dodo withoutwithout.. Some students have challengingchallenging,, but they also challengechallange your ess Conse- been deprived of little. It is a terrible lack heart, your spirit and your faith. quently, that's what I hope to studies here at PC and teaches a very unique have people understand: Their religious This Day in History class entitled "Faith Life in Community." life and their human life is that which makes On this day in; This class is different because it has not only them whole. tower was a copy of the campanile of Cowl: What is the purpose of having guest speakers 1704 the Boston News Letter St. Mark's in Venice. traditionally academic features, but it also (the first regular newspaper in the has real life features. "Faith Life in Commu­ come to class? 1933 Not having been paid in ten Sr. Scully: The purpose is to allow the stu­ colonies) was published for the first months Chicago teachers stormed City nity" is a class where students are given a time byJohn and Duncan Campbell. chance to see faith in action. Given her dents to listen to another's human experi­ Hall demanding $30,000,000 in back ence and to discover the transcendent in 1787 the Rhode Island Congres­ pay 1961 in a short statement President unusual approach to teaching and her sional Delegation urged Governor ognized ability as a community leadeleaderr in that experience. Consequently it helps us in John Collins to appoint delegates John F. Kennedy assumed complete Providence, I thou;ght it might be interesting an intellectual way, as well in an effective for the upcoming Constitutional responsibility for the Bay of Pigs fi­ to find out what Sr. Scully thought about way, to cross over from our own perspec­ tive to the perspective of other people. By Convention to be held in Philadel­ asco. some different subjects. phia. The plea went unheeded and 1980 the attempted helicopter res­ Cowl: Why is your class entitled "Faith Life in Com­ inviting "marginalized" persons to class, I think it says something about wanting that Rhode Island was unrepresented. cue of American hostages held in munity? " 1800 Congress created the Li­ Tehran failed completely. Sr. Scully: The reason it is entitled that (Faith person to be in our own situation. They are are treated as people who belong and there­ brary of Congress to serve the needs 1981 President Ronald Reagan lifted Life in Community) is that we need to deal the grain embargo with the Soviet Un­ with our life as interdependent. I don't think fore we repectfully listen to them. By bring­ of its members. you can talk about a human person without ing them into class and treating them as 1877 President Hayes issued an ion. talking about that person's relationships in a guests, we are choosing to be displaced order for the removal of Federal SPORTS: community. A faith community is a commu­ from our own perspectives. We displace Troops from the South signalling 1931 Player-Manager Rogers nity that is an intermediate community be­ ourselves voluntarily in order to become the formal end of Reconstruction. Hornsby hit three home runs and tween family and organization, a commu­ more human and more Christ-like. Our 1897 William W. Price became knocked in eight as his Cardinals nity where people are able to get in touch guests are involuntarily displaced and need the first White House correspon­ bested the Pittsburgh Pirates 10-6. with the transcendant. A faith community is others to support them in their need. dent. Before that it was just a part of 1965 Sandy Koufax tied a then ex­ a community that is an intermediate be- Cowl: What is the purpose behind requiring commu- the city's newsbeat area. isting record of eighteen strikeouts in tween family and organization, a commu- nity service? 1898 Spain formally declared one game when he beat the Chicago nity where people are able to get in touch Sr. Scully: When students go to volunteer was against the United States. Cubs. He would go on that year to win with the transcendent They are able to get anywhere it isn't that they go to give as 1913 pressing a button in the 26 games, record 382 strikeouts, and much as there'sa a receireceivin ving.g. Many students White House President Woodrow register one no hitter. (Roger Clemons intouch with the worship of God, Wilson dedicated the Woolworth of the Red Sox would later strike out 20 and they are able to get in touch Building in New York City. Then Seattle Mariners in one game on April with what God is calling them to Great Haircut PC the world's tallest skyscraper its 29,1986). Great Price Cut PC Area Apartments LSAT That’s GreatCuts!

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two-time defending champions.. If Central Connecticut goes, so Men’s Tennis: will Morneau. If not, he will most A Successful Season's Review likely undergo surgery to repair pulled out a three set win, 7-5, the tom cartilage. by Beth Albertini 6-7, 6-3. Lowther and Galley Another standout for the Friars Assistant Sports Editor this season has been freshman combined to split doubles, 6-4, 6-3. Steve Sullivan from Towson, Md. It has been a season of both He is 12-2 on the season and won Against Temple on March individual and team highs for ten matches in a row before losing 24, Morneau upset nationally the Providence College men's to Boston University's Keith ranked Lome Goldberg, 6-4,6- tennis team. After a 5-0 fall, the Turner last week. With the match 1, and led the Friars to an excit­ Friars have gone 11-3 this ing 4-3 victory over the Owls. tied 3-3,Sullivan beat Army's Ivan spring, with a dual match Sullivan added the only other Brow, 5-7, 7-5, 6-4, the first time against Hartford and the New PC singles victory, beating Adi anyone from PC had beaten Brow. England Championships re­ Mike Gagliardi plays number maining. Finkel, 6-1, 6-0. Lowther and Galley continued to play well two singles for the Friars. An "We've had a number of together for the Friars, coming "always solid" player for PC, the outstanding wins," said head up with a 7-5,6-2 doubles vic­ highlight of his season came Sat­ coach Carl LaBranche. "We've tory. urday with the victory over Bos­ upgraded our schedule over Two of PC's biggest matches ton College's Bill Power, 7-6,6-4. the past few years as our talent came last week versus Central Rich Lowther, a native of Lon­ has improved. Our record is Connecticut and Boston Col­ don, England, owns a 17-6singles obviously good, but at the lege. Central Connecticut was record for the season. His success beginning of the season, we Mike Gagliardi ’92 19-0 before battling the Friars this season has come in doubles, didn't think any match was a where he has been paired with indoors on their own courts. added singles victories to lead ing outstanding number one guaranteed loss." Steve Galley. In the matches Morneau, Sullivan and Noud PC to a 6-2 victory. singles for the Friars and is The first major win came Perhaps PC's toughest loss 11-2 on the season. He has against Army, Richmond and against Army early in March. each won straight set singles Temple the doubles matches victories. Lowther and Galley, was Sunday against St. John's. also been playing all season In a tight match, Jeff Morneau In an with tom knee cartilage. In counted for two points. Lowther and Steve Sullivan came up swept their doubles match, 6- and Galley came away with vic­ 4, 7-6, and Morneau and eight hour, ten minute war, the the 5-2 loss to Brown, he beat with singles wins while Rich Friars lost 5-3. "It was disap­ the Bears' number one tories over Army and Temple and Lowther and Steve Galley Gagliardi combined for a hard a split versus Richmond. fought win, 7-5,3-6,6-2, to give pointing, but it wasn't like player, 6-4, 6-1. It was the added an important two point the Friars the 5-4 victory at anybody didn't play well. We first time any PC singles Steve Galley is a junior trans­ doubles victory to give Provi­ Central Connecticut. were beaten by a good team," players have beaten Brown. fer from Fresno State. After tak­ dence the 4-3 win. ing a year off, his singles game is On Saturday, the Friars said LaBranche. Lowther and Coach LaBranche feels Mor­ A week later, the Friars battled 1990 Big East Champs Noud provided the singles neau should finish the sea­ returning to "very high levels." swept all singles and split Boston College. Junior Mike victories for the Friars and son in the top 25 of Eastern With Rich Lowther, coach LaBran­ doubles versus the Richmond Gagliardi, playing number 2 Sullivan and Noud combined Collegiate Tennis. Morneau che says Galley is playing "mag­ Spiders, winning 6-1. Morneau, singles, beat Billy Powers, the for an added doubles win. is still questionable for the nificent doubles." Tom Noud, playing number Rich Wager, Sullivan, and Tom Big East Champion in the fall. Jeff Morneau, a junior from New England Champion­ Noud allprovided straight set Morneau, Galley and Sullivan Holyoke, Mass., has been play- ships, where the Friars are six singles has been a "pleasant victories, and Mike Gagliardi surprise" for the Friars. Hedidn't play in the fall because of a rotator cuff injury. Highly recruited out of high school, Noud is going Eagles Hold Off Friar Laxmen through his adjustments this spring, but LaBranche says he BC laxmen claw their way back fight. After constant defen­ by Tim Sullivan ther team was able to obtain "looks to have tremendous po­ into the contest. Providence sive pressure, junior Bren­ Staff Writer the edge, as the period ended tential and will able to play any­ tied at 1 goal apiece. had trouble keeping the ball dan Kirkwood scored to where in the lineup." About 250 Friar faithful PC was able to take com­ out of its own defensive end. bring the Friars to within Rich Wager and Diago Ante, turned out Wednesday after­ mand in the second period Having constant scoring op­ one goal with 23 seconds left both sophomores, play seven and portunities, the Eagles were noon at Glay Field to witness with its superior play at both to play. But the Eagles were eight singles for the Friars. Ante one of the most exciting lacross ends of the field. Sophomore able to come within one goal of not to be denied, scoring just won the number six singles title games of the year. However, Danny Bianco of North Provi­ the lead at 4:28 of the third moments later, giving them at the New England Champion­ Wednesday was not Provi­ dence paced the Friar laxmen period. However, after a time­ their final margin of victory, ships last year and finished 13-4 dence's day, as they fell to the in the second period, netting 2 out, the Friar defensive re­ 12-10. overall last year. Wager posted a Junior Dereck Deleo Boston College Eagles 12-10. goals within the first 10 min­ ceived their wake-up call and 7-5 singles record as a freshman summed up the game the Senior B.C. goalie Mike Hilton utes of action. At the defen­ did not allow another shot on and a 9-3 doubles record. Teamed goal in the period. best: "We played extremely withstood a fierce Friar scoring siveend,PC goalie, Bill Duffin, with Mike Gagliardi last spring, was virtually untouchable in Both teams to get their sec­ well, but lady luck was just Wager won the number three barrage in the final two min­ ond wind at the middle of the not on our side." Hopefully, utes to preserve the victory for the net. Duffin, just a sopho­ doubles title at New Englands. more also, made an array of final period of play. The Eagles next game the breaks will go The Friars will defend their the Eagles. scored 3 goals within 5 min­ The play in the first period acrobatic saves, which allowed in favor of the Friars. two-time New England Champi­ the Friars to obtain a com­ utes , which enabled them to The next game for the onship this weekend. Coach set the tone for the entire game. tie the game with just 4:32 Both teams viciously went after manding 5-2 heading into the Friar laxmen, 3-5, is Satur­ LaBranche feels Central Connecti­ intermission. remaining. The Friars, though, day afternoon at Glay Field cut will be a formidable oppo­ each other attempting to obtain refused to go down without a the advantage. However, nei- The third period saw the nent, but it is not definite they will attend. Even if they do not, de­ fending their title will still be a There is difficult task for the Friars. always a specialat Golf= Friar Volleyball Shines 1195 Douglas Avenue. N. Prov. STIX! Frustration Tucker and Moran earn New England All-Star* 353-O88O continued EVERY TUESDAY made the winning shot at the US Open and then proceeded to by Volleyball Team contributed outstandingoffensive slap high fives with the gallery efforts. Freshmen John Marriot at the 18th hole. Names like The men's volleyball team and Dave Alexandra stepped into COLLEGE NIGHT Nicklaus, Trevino and Palmer closed its season last season big shoes, but delivered extremely are synonymous with success when seniors Dirk Moran well by playing their best matches 18 & up in golf but more importantly and Todd Tucker competed of the season. The team beat they are all admirable ambassa­ in the New England All-Star Amherst and Vermont before 250 Drink Specials dors for the sport they repre­ Tournament. The men's being eliminated by Tufts and sent. In short, golf as it wasorigi- team finished the year 7-4 in Boston University. The sparkling nally pronounced in Scotland, league play while placing performance overshadowed the EVERY SUNDAY is an intriguing sport which will eighth (out of 27 teams) in elimination. Next year's team make you scream in anger or the New England Champi­ should prove to be strong. The Acoustic Music from PC's own shout for joy. But for sure, it will onships. The team was led team only loses seniors Moran and make you come back for more. by captain Todd Tucker who Tucker, both New England All­ A bit of advice for first time captured first team honors Stars. Tucker captured first-team "The Buzz" golfers, when you hit the links at the tournament. The team honors in both tournaments this bring all the necessary equip­ managed to play well de­ year which earned him all-star $1.00 Drink Specials from 9 -1 ment-clubs, balls, tees,etc..,but spite playing with only three status for the second year. Also most of all bring your patience. of its starters. Freshman returning to next year's squad is 18 &up Night!!! By the way, the last time I went setter Sam Samneaus led a sophomore setter Dave Mancini, golfing I didn't throw my clubs strong defensive effort. who was selected as an all-star ”We’re Pitching Our Pool” Junior outside hitter J.P. after his freshman season. Goo­ Mon. - Thurs. from 4 - 7 pm at all. Someday, I'll master this aggravating sport. Mourad and sophomore dbye to seniors Moran and Tucker. 1/2 hour of pool & Pitcher for outside hitter Ray Capes Good luck to next year's team. only 5 Bucks! 22 The Cowl April 25,1991 ------Sports------______I.A.B. Softball Update Golf Anyone? by Tim Sullivan next level in the playoffs. It known to hot many a long ball, and IAB Correspondent appears that Motto's Misfits, Bill Petrarca have to continue their by Chip Scutari guess I'll never get invited to which also has a perfect rec­ outstanding offensive production Sports Commentary Augusta if I keep up that be­ As the softball playoffs ord thus far, is one of only a if the Sox hope to compete with the havior. Oh, well. approach, there are several few teams that can challenge rest of the field. Among the teams Hey,let'sgo hit the Like a free throw in teams that seem poised to make for the championship. The with one down in the loss column, links. Yeah, let's go play the waning moments, or a kick a run at the championship. The three marvelous-Mikes, Car- it appears that Body by Dunn and nine holes at the nearest for the winning field goal(a la hockey team, again this year, roll, Corbi and Motto, hope Two Minute Lovers are the best of country club. Last year, Matt Bahr), golf takes a tre­ has made a strong statement in that they can continue their the rest. The strength of Body by while on spring break in mendous amount of mental the regular season. The more hot-hitting and help the Mis­ Dunn is without a doubt their of­ Virginia, I was introduced toughness. Unlike any other experienced of their two repre­ fits achieve success in the fense. They are led at the plate by to the wonderful game of sport, every shot in golf is vital sentatives, Drusseles, led by playoffs. Defense seems to be Brian "the Stallion" Dunn and golf. Sure, I thought this for success. There is no room seniors Pat Madigan and Mario the strong point of the Mis­ Never Nervous Pervis(Jeff) Bau­ game called golf couldn't for turnovers or interceptions Aube, are tied at the top of the fits, with Mike Carroll acting man. Mike "Shoeless Joe" Bernier possibly be as tough as such in golf. And while golfers aren't league with a 4-0 record. as a human vacuum in center- has been known to come up with a "real" sports like basketball known for their athletic prow­ Bernie's Cafe, the other hockey field. The only other unde­ stellar defensive play or two in his or soccer. Boy, was I wrong. ess, they all contain that com­ team representative,is also a top feated team, Black Fox, will day at his right field position. Fi­ Swinging a golf club isn't as petitive spirit and composure the league with 4 wins against have to rely on offense if they nally, Chris "lefty" Woods and easy as it appears. Watch­ under immense pressure. I 0 losses. Juniors Shaun Cane hope to make any noise in the Kevin Humason are the leading ing the major golfing events used to get annoyed when I and Rob Gaudreau look as if playoffs. Paul "Hammer" performers for Two Minute Lov­ on the TV set, I figured I'd watched golfers on TV take so they can provide enough with Portsmore, who has been ers, who stand at 4-1. be on the pro tour in no much time before each shot. the stick to carry the team to the time. Yeah, right!! I will Geeze, just hit the dam thing. never forget my first hole of Now, I realize why each shot is golf. After twenty divots made with such strong delib­ Track Continues To Dominate and a ton of missed swings, eration. Ever since that fateful I finally reached my first day in Virginia, I have come to 141'5”. admire the men and women By Beth Albertini behind Anita Philpott, who fin­ green. Five putts later I had for Assistant Sports Editor ished second. Philpott's 2:14.78 In other events the Friars last completed my first hole who swing golf clubs for a liv­ qualified her for E.C.A.C.'s and weekend, Eric Beauchesne and Paul with a score that I'd rather ing. I actually followed the final Wilson qualified for New Eng­ Logan took second and third in the round of the Masters with In yet another tune up for this land's. 5000m, and Peter Caleshu finished not mention. It's a wonder I week's Penn Relays, the men's and didn't quit at that moment. anxious eyes. Tracy Lis placed first in the third in the 400m in 52 seconds. Brian Lastly, athletes from women's track and field teams javelin with a throw of 141'3”. In Murphy took second in the 400m I unfortunately learned that participated in the Holy Cross her second meet of the season, hurdles, crossing the line in 59.47 golf is truly a game of frus­ other highly publized sports, Invitational last weekend. she earned a place in the E.C.A.C. seconds. tration but coupled with this namely baseball, could learn a The Lady Friars continued their Championship meet. Susan Sam At the Penn Relays in Philadelphia frustration there are bits and thing or two from the terrific virtual domination of New Eng­ also qualified for the post-season today, tomorrow and Saturday, the sportsmanship that exists in land track and field at Holy Cross. pieces of satisfaction. That championships in the 400m Friars will run the4 x 1500m (men and one monster drive or unbe­ golf. For instance, after Ian Geraldine Hendricken placed first hurdles. Sam finished third in women) and 4 x 800m (women) Cham­ Woosnam sank the winning in the 3000m and qualified for lievable putt for par keeps 69.39 seconds and qualified for pionship of America Relays. The people coming back for putt at the Masters, Tom Wat­ E.C.A.C.'s in the process. She fin­ New Englands. men's 4 x 1500m will be Niall Murphy, ished in 9:43.8. Geraldine Nolan more. son, Woosnam's playing part­ Andy Keith and Chris Teague Andy Keith, Chris Teague and Bill ner, congratulated him imme­ took first in the 400m in 59.9 sec­ finished one and two at Holy Sullivan. Geraldine Hendricken, Ger­ Not known for onds. She earned a place at the being calm, cool or collec­ diately. Pro golfers also have a Cross in the 800m. Both qualified aldine Nolan, Natalie Davey and Anita wonderful rapport with their New England Championships. for New Englands. Peter Meyer Philpott will combine for the women's tive, I could not help blurt­ PCs newest 800m runner, Di­ also earned a place at New 4 x 1500m. The women's 4 x 800m ing out certain expletives or loyal fans and reporters. I onne Wilson, continued to run well, Englands in the discus. He fin­ relay lineup has not yet been deter­ remember when Hale Irwin finishing third in the event, just throwing my defenseless ished second with a throw of mined. clubs all over the course. I THE EARN UP TO $850 PER MORNING WEEK THIS SUMMER!!! SHOWS $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Serious, hardworking students

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AMERICAN, FOREIGN, STANDARDS From Providence: Take Rhode Island 195 West, take Atwood Ave. exit, Left fork off exit and proceed down Atwood Ave. (AKA Route 5 South), We are a quarter mile down on the right-hand side. 24 The Cowl Sports - April 25,1991 Providence Sweeps Helpless Hoyas run rally was to no avail as In the weekend series against After the Hoyas scored in The Friars began this week's by John Raposo the second inning, P.J. nonleague docket with a 1-2 Sports Editor Northeastern nipped Otto the Hoyas, Kostacopoulas fi­ Fowler and the Friars, 6-5. Don nally received the consistent O'Toole knocked in Phil Ier­ record. URI pitching limited Somebody please call Martone continued his torrid pitching he has been seeking all ardi to make it 4-1. An RBI the Friars to only five hits as the the Animal Protection League. hitting ways going 3-5 on the season. Coach "Kosty" ex­ single by Foster and two wild Rams earned a 8-6 decision. After this weekend's venue of day. Bob Kelly, Phil Ierardi plained, "Our pitching's been pitches from the erratic Hoya Tony DeAngelo gave up three Big East baseball, a host of and Kevin Bums chipped in funny. We've victimized them urler increased the Friar runs in one innings' work for his bloodied and bludgeoned two hits apiece. a few times with our defense; bulge to 7-1. only blemish of the year. Hoya carcasses were strewn On Wednesday, Connecti­ other times, they haven't been Mark Loughlin's eight in­ Yesterday, the Friars split a about the limits of Bishop cut native Tony DeAngelo as sharp. We need more consis­ ning, three strikeout per­ doubleheader with UNH. Hendricken Field. At 7-25 fl- worked five innings to register tent performance from our formance was more than Freshman Otto Fowler regis­ 14 in the Big East), the Geor­ his seventh win as the Friars pitching and defense." enough to aid the loud Friar tered his first careerwin in the6- getown Hoya baseball team ripped Fairfield University 9- With the score tied at 1-1 in bats. The win was Lough­ 3 opening game victory. Don exists for every Big East school 5. DeAngelo's 7-0 start ties a the third inning, the Friars lin's first of the season to Martone was perfect on the day to inflict ample retribution for PC record for the best record in served up the sufficient runs for counter his two losses. with three hits, two doubles and all the misery the Hoya basket­ Friar history. senior co-captainTim King. All­ Sunday's rains may have two RBI's. Mike Lyons' two hits ball team causes. The offense was fuelled by New England candidate Don dampened the Hendricken enabled him to reach base to The Friars swept Geor­ the 9-14 hitting day from the Martone lined a single to center grass, but the slick field could pass Chris Maloof for the all- getown 3-2,8-2 and 6-5 to main­ Friars 2-3-4 hittting slots. Lou and later stole second. Bob not slow down fleet-footed time, PC single season stolen tain their second place stand­ Merloni, Don Martone and Jim Kelly's sacrifice fly advanced freshman Mike Lyons. base record with 27. Dan Cotto ing in the Big East (with a rec­ Foster, looking more like Will Martone to third and he alertly After the Friars fell behind made the most of his start by ord of 10-4) and establish the Clark, Kevin Mitchell and Matt took home after the cut off man 3-0 behind two towering going 2-3,1 RBI. PC record for wins in a season Williams, took full advantage fumbled the ball. Lou Merloni's home runs by Georgetown's In the second game, the Friars with 30. The latest polls rank of leadoff hitter Mike Lyons' single driving home Foster Alfredo D'Onofrio, Lyons were pounded by a 15-hit Wild­ the Friars #1 in New England. table setting (and two stolen proved to be the game-winning initiated the Providence cat attack. UNH scored seven After trudging through a bases) by driving Lyons home comeback. After O'Tooleand runs in the fifth inning to cap­ dismal fall season with a rec­ three times. King went the distance, al­ Steve Belt singles, Lyons ture a 16-5 victory. ord of 3-11, a record of this Mark Krukonis pitched the lowing one earned run and strik­ chipped in a run with his The Friars face two pivotal proportion was the farthest final three innings to earn his ing out five. His complete game single. Foster's RBI single weekends in the next two weeks. thing from coach Paul Kosta- second save of the season. enabled him to take over the cut the lead to 3-2; Kelly's This weekend the Friars travel copoulos' mind. "I am pleas­ On Thursday, Bill Timlin, league lead with five. bases-loaded walk forced in to St. John's to tangle with the antly surprised, " added the the other half (with DeAngelo) The Friars brought their bats PC's third run. first place Redmen. The follow­ second- year coach. "The kids of PC's "Super Soph" connec­ for the second game of the Tied 4-4 in the seventh, ing weekend, The Huskies of deserve 100% of the credit. To tion, hurled a seven inning gem doubleheader. Mike Lyons in­ Martone crossed home plate Connecticut travel to Hen­ this point, they overachieved as the Friars advanced to a 5-2 field single started things off for via a passed ball. Martone dricken. These two weekends and worked harder than any win over Hartford. Foster, the Friars. After stealing sec­ got aboard after he doubled will either, pardon the cliche, PC team I have been associated again, was the offensive leader ond (his first of three stolen bases over the leftfield wall. Bums' make or break the Friars. with. That includes my days as for the Friars. With Foster's on the day), Lyons scored on single in the seventh pro­ Kostacopoulos noted, "The a player, an assistant coach and recent tear, he has captured Martone's double. Martone vided Marc Mangiafico with league is real tight right now. head coach." the team lead for RBI's with 36. came around to score as Mer­ a 6-4 cushion. The sopho­ Two games separate second and The Friar nine had three Freshman Dan Cotto, making loni reached on an error. Kevin more contributed his second fifth place. Scoring runs is not a nonleague games before their his first collegiate start, im­ Bums' seeing-eye single be­ straight Big East win as the problem for us. What we need weekend of Hoya bashing. On pressed going 2-4 with a tween first and second plated Friars improved their Big is need is consistent pitching and Tuesday, PC's late inning, four- double and an RBI. Merloni with the 3-0 advantage. East record to 10-4. defense." The Long Awaited Softball Article... Women's Softball Works Towards Pre-Season Goal outstanding athletes, and an year she ended the season with hard at what they do, and what didn't happen. The 1991 by Steve McCorry a 2.73 ERA, and presently she they want to perform well." softball team has dedicated Asst. Sports Editor enthusiastic work ethic, which makes for a competitive club. boasts a 2.61 ERA that comes Those were the words themselves all year long to their The efforts of both senior from nearly twice as many used by Coach Gladu to craft, and as they approach the "Our initial goal was to fin­ first baseman Lisa Paccione, innings pitched as the previous describe this year's club. final leg of the season every ish the season above 500, and and junior pitcher Christa year. Qualities such as enthusiasm player is hoping to finish on a with eight games remaining, Dwyer have provided models First year players Holly and desire are often difficult strong note. Coach Gladu it's still what we're shooting of consistency for the team's Thompson, and Kim Dowd are to find in players that aren't summarized the situation well. for." younger players. Paccione had enjoying solid freshman sea­ having a championship sea­ "We want to end the year Those were the words of steadily put together the best sons, and have responded well son. However, the P.C. soft- playing our best softball." softball coach, Jackie Gladu, year of her college career. to the pressures of college play. ball team is a unique group If the team's attitude is any and the chances of this year's Entering this week's games she Thompson plays third base, and of individuals. They prac­ indication, then this is exactly team reaching that level are held a batting average of .396, theoutfiel d. She has excelled at tice, and compete with seem­ what will happen. reat. The 1991 Providence and a team leading 23 RBI. On her defensive game all year ingly endless vigor, and this College team comprises of numerous occasions she had long. She hold the team's high­ is a credit to them as a team. been the savior for the team by est fielding percentage which Their biggest problem this scoring game winning runs. is .970, andhad committed only year had been an inability to Her game winning homerun 2 errors. At the same time, Holly get the timely hit or the to beat Boston College last has shown her abilities at the needed out. This is to be week will go down as one of plate with a .244 average. Kim expected of a team consist­ the most memorable moments Dowd was a highly touted ing of many young players. of the 1991 P.C. Softball year. catcher entering her first year The inconsistencies encoun­ Lisa had further defined her­ here at P.C. She seems to im­ tered during the course of self as a complete player as prove with each game, and her this season weren't disap­ depicted by her .975 fielding .315battingaverage,and 14 RBI pointments. It would have percentage. On the hill, Christa have been an incredible boost been disappointing if the Dwyer has continues right to the offense. team gave up hope of reach­ where she left off in 1990. Last "The team works extremely ing their goal. This is exactly Christa Dwyer '92 Lisa Paccione '91

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