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PENROD.By BootH v! Tarking'tonvalued as «ome- avalanche. She to "worst in town" when the to. seemed - . S-gHE boy (pop- agitation, th?n£ *nd "acred,*nt,I to be acclaimed and redder: lightnings playedrro*. II ulation 125,000) emerged hast- «-«- In fact- th« very first head; he had a vague h*JJ from the kitchen door of 5 hS" tkii .i,ea. Schofleidie^ and Williams did the audience out®S1 In II lly dnj spraying ^ his father's house one scented lilV * and *¦ chair for hlm the tumult, squealing*, trampling*nigftt.ojl«n®: to"it o° dispersals of a stricken flel<L morning* In apple blossom time. His AN OVERWHELMING SATURDAY. ln Roderick's mountain was close upon him. pockets bulged abnormally; so did his bolom W»"'«rr^subsequent activities of He stood by the open mouth and he swallowed with diffi¬ thS flim L. " bothersome enough to havchute. which went through theOT^ cheeks, opened make f to ^ Across the a cottage which raikiiTimhim forego hi. prominence as ex- "the manger below. Penrod al»o culty. from It. He not * through the floor. He a thrifty *.a(a built on the at. too. Talk some, Verman." Verman "At the slightest pre-text," he re¬ the music was quite drowned in the ever, unresponsive.far "quick-minded" propelled nin_ A threatening mop. wielded by a to the ac¬ offered comment very chilling to the boy and it (and much happen- into the chute and shot down, out rented complied. peated, and continued, suiting agitated clamors of Miss Rennsdale, r"Jon« to cook-like arm in a checkered sleeve, Sam was Interested. "What'd tion to the word: "I will now hammer who was to ascend the warm grandiloquence Qf the orator. edf comprehended quite the manger, for Mr. BMnU-_ nesroir and V warmly endeavoring theine causes J'fof hisk,r°UghI'new He Williams had followed him through the doorway, and a^negro you say his name was?" he asked. upon the box and each and all may stairs in spite of the physical dissua¬ "That's my uncle Ethelbert's dachs¬ cai?w« celebrity. thoughtfully stepped see these full-blooded he at the beginning that lf ^e affair the chute a moment in advance or intfljlmm. he was a "Verman." genuine Michigan sion of her governess. hund," remarked, f.ee'ln* preceded by small, hurried, "Oh!" said Sam. rats perform at the slightest pre¬ "I won't go home to lunch!" screamed of the lecture. "You better take him wer.ah««'^OW» a' hom® might not be partner. Penrod lit upon Sain. a warm wd,°! th0 noises wistful dog with doughnut in "Point to something, Herman." Pen- text. There! (That's all they do now, Miss Rennsdale, her voice accompanied back if you don't want to get arrest¬ Kated by Klamour Catastrophic, resounded in them the Ind hn,M. ~hiC surrounds a public loft; volcanoes seemed to the i his mouth. The kitchen door slammed rod commanded, and Sam's excitement, but I and Sam are goin' to train by a sound of ripping. "I will hear ed." V ic? romp upon lots more this wild talk some It's me a lots better character, he made no protest. On the stairway. petulantly, inclosing the sore voice when Herman pointed, was sufficient before afternoon.) tattooed boy more! "My papa would buy . to the occasion. "Gen-til-mun and I will will hear him talk! I will! I than was the information wholeheartedly Then there ensued a period wnen oniy of the Penrod Scho- lay-deeze, lovely.I .coon that," ?,ntercd a shrill \ cook, whereupon Penrod, the discoverer, continued his kindly now call your at-tain-.shon to will! I want to listen to Verman.I want volunteered a little later, "only I fnto'the'nren.r for the new show. keening marked the wake of field and Duke seated themselves upon exploitation the manifold wonders of Sherman, the wild animal from Africa, to.I want to." the old Assuming. iS?cl0n?with Sam s assistance, a blue Roderick as he was borne to the tumbril of wouldn't want nasty thing. .and then all was the pleasant sward and immediately the Sherman, Herman and Verman col¬ costing the lives of the wild trapper Wailing, she was borne away.of her Verman, confident in his own singular ..an "sideburns," he helped In silence. a and of his Next, sex not the first to be fascinated ob¬ fhliSthe ^fipainting: of a new poster, which consumed the of their raid. sssra - lection and proceeded to dramatic many companions. by powers, chuckled openly at the failure . spoils climax.the recital of the episode of lot me kindly interodoose Herman and scurity, or the last to champion its elo¬ to charm the supplanting: the old one on the wall of From the cross-street which tracing.a of the other attractions the screamed murder at formed "What's larc9,racc?on_-m<,-»the 'coons name. askedasicea the pitchfork and its consequences. Verman. Their father got mad and quence. when his turn came, stable, bloody a frosty visitor, and, the in thatus rather Sunset, striking through westerrtf, the side boundary of the Schofleld's Penrod. intending to no The cumulative effect was enormous, stuck his pitchfork right inside of an¬ The first performance of the afternoon forth a torrent of conversation passers ' v populous window, roughed the walls of the one result. other man, as rivaled the successes of and poured thoroughfare. Scho-<j ample yard came a jingle of harness "Aim gommo mame," said the amau and could have but possible exactly promised upon the morning, which was straightway dammed. fields' library, where gathered a joint darky. "Let's get up a show!" the advertisements outside the big tent, although Miss Rennsdale was detained council and court-martial | and the cadenced clatter of a pair of and got in Look at them at thus the source "Rotten,'' said Mr. Bltts, languidly. SCHoFiELD Sk WILLIAMS family of fou*J The bundle under Sam's arm, brought put jail. well, home, drying up single "I could get up a better show than NEW BIG SHow Mrs Schofleld, Mr. Schofleld and Mr4 to havo gen-til-mun and lay-deeze, there is no of cash income before lunch, . trotting horses, and Penrod, looking looked with unsettled purposes, proved developed this with my left hand. RODERICK MAGSWoRTH BITTS JR and Mrs. Williams, parents of Samuel Thermal! darky a-noyed. been an It consisted of extra charge, and remem-bur you are little Maurice Levy appeared escorting of that ilk. up, beheld the passing of a fat ac¬ » ^ inspiration. what would have in your ONLY LIVING NEPHEW Mr. Williams read aloud » "Aim g"ommo mame, I hell . broad sheets of light-yellow wrapping each and all now looking at two wild, beautiful Marjorie Jones, and paid coin "Well, you quaintance, torpid amid the conserva¬ old show?" asked Penrod, condescend¬ oF conspicuous passage from the last edl- j paper, discarded by Sam's mother in tattooed men which the father of is in for two admissions, dropping the money MAGSWORTH tlon of the evening paper tive splendors of a rather old-fash¬ Sape'nrod> conceived that insult was in- housecleaning. There were ing to language. RENA ' her spring "That's all right, what I'd have. T& THE FAMOS "Prominent people here believed rloe» ioned victoria. the matter of he de- half-filled cans and buckets of paint in MUDERESS GoiNG To BE relations of woman sentenced to nangi This was Roderick '""What's you?" the storeroom adjoining the carriage have enough!" denial' Mrs. R. Magsworth Bitts, manded advancing. "You get fresh the side wall of have?** Insist¬ HUNG Angry by MagsworttL jr., a fellow sufferer at the Friday . house, and presently "Well, what would you NEXT JULY KiLED EIGHT PEOPIF Bltts Relationship admitted by younger afternoon dancing class, but other¬ the stable flamed information upon the ed Penrod, derisively. "You'd have to PUT ARSINECK IN THEiR MILK ALSO member of family. His statement J wise not often a companion; a home- passerby from a great and spreading have sumpthlng; you think you could SHERMAN HERMAN AND VERMAN firmed by boy friends..'' con»j sheltered lad, tutored privately and poster. be a show all by yourself?" demanded THE MICHIGAN RATS DOG PART "Don't:" said Mrs. addre preserved against the coarsening influ¬ SSHHaSfeS Subsequent arrangements proceeded Penrod. her husband Williams.^"We ve l ALLIGATOR DUKE THE GENUINE ing vehemently. ences of rude and miscel¬ with a fury of energy which transform¬ "How do you know I couldn't?** read it a comradeship to you." An InDlAN DoG ADMISSion 1 CENT oR dozen times. We ve got plenty laneous information. -Heavily over¬ trtraii «. ed the empty hayloft. Interpreta¬ Two white boys and two black boys AS BEFORE Do NoT of trouble on our hands vir¬ .why can't he answer. to whites 20 PINS SAME wltlymt hearing; grown in all physical dimensions, "He can't. He can't talk no tion of the spiral, inclining shrieked their scorn of the boaster. CHANSE TO SEE ROD¬ tuous and placid, this cloistered mut¬ bettern and was brilliantly effective too!" Roderick raised his MlSS THIS greens, of "I could, ERICK Singularly enough, Mrs. William* ton was wholly uninteresting to Pen- W"Oh » saTdapetniod? mon?fledn,Then he upon the dark facial backgrounds voice to a sudden howl, obtaining a ONLY LIVING NEPHEW oF RENA not look troubled; she looked as dlJ, rod Schofield. Nevertheless. Roderick Herman and Verman: and the counte¬ hearing.