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This is Madness The Sherwood Show Roadrunners Roasted m The Multi-Cultural Drama Company UCSB’s controversial drama troupe The women’s volleyball team beat | l presents a collection of one-act plays is set to perform its latest produc­ Texas-San Antonio in 3 games. It ||| tonight at 7:30, free in the tion tonight amid allegations faces Stanford tonight in the sec­ ■ I Multicultural Center Theater. against its director. ond round of the NCAA tournament. See Opinion p.6 ____ See Sports p.12

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Volume 81, No.49 Two Sections, 20 Pages 2 Men Remain at Large After Attempted Assault ■ Victim Escapes On-Campus Assailants’Attack Unharmed A woman escaped an attempted sex­ describe one of the suspects if seen ual assault on campus Wednesday night, again.” but the two suspects remain at large. This was the first attack since this At approximately 7 p.m., two men, a quarter began, Vellekamp said. Last Caucasian and an African-American, year, there were five forcible sex offenses accosted the victim, a 24-year-old stu­ at UCSB and 25 throughout the county. dent, as she walked past the west side of Vellekamp is asking for anyone who South Hall. The assailants grabbed hold was walking around the Bus Loop or of her by her backpack and attempted to South Hall and saw something suspi­ pull her into nearby bushes. cious to call him at 893-2587. The sus­ She struggled and was able to pull pect saw other people near her while she away from the two men uninjured. The was being attacked, but received no two men left the area. assistance. ALEX WARD / DAILY NEXUS After unsuccessfully attempting to “There were subjects passing by, but Union Demands at UCSB use a police button on a pay phone, the no one stopped to help her,” he said. Steward for Engineering Union 501 KurtJahnke and 15 other employees, representing three victim called friends who were not home “The subject felt that they didn’t know university unions, take part in a march to Cheadle Hall on Thursday afternoon. They called on Chancellor Yang to reopen lines of communication regarding the unions’ contract negotiations. and received help from a professor who what was going on, plus, it was dark.” escorted her to the police station. Currently, there are no suspects, Police did not receive a precise though the police are working with the description of the suspects. The victim victim to develop sketches. had difficulty with English and was To avoid attacks, Vellekamp suggests Students Screen Documentary upset, UCPD Sgt. Mark Vellekamp students call the Community Service said. s Organization (CSO) for an escort, walk to Commemorate WTO Protest “The victim gave a pretty vague with their friends and avoid walking in description of the males,” he said, “but dark areas. By A lex S o hn because of W TO regula­ Seattle happened one year she did say that she would be able to — Sarah Healy Reporter tions. ago [Thursday], regardless To commemorate the what we thought about the anniversary of the W TO W TO, we thought it was One year ago, world protests, the Associated important to have this Meeting Considers Registration leaders gathered in Seatde Students Lobby held a spe­ screening because a lot of for the World Trade cial screening Thursday people in the student lobby of Parties, Inclusion in City Plan Organization (WTO) con­ evening in the went to the protest,” said ference. W ith the leaders, Multicultural Center Luniya Msuku, a junior By A lison D ougherty meeting at the University Religious came approximately 50,000 Lounge of “This is What global studies and black Reporter Center in I.V. Discussion at the pub­ demonstrators, who not Democracy Looks Like.” studies major. “Student lic forum centered on the possibility only protested the global The video is a collection of lobby helped sponsor about of a new law that would require stu­ organization itself, but also on-location footage of the 20 students to be able to go demonstrations. Third District Supervisor Gail dents to register their parties with the large corporations charged “Since the protests in See W TO , p.9 Marshall hosted a town hall meeting I.V. Foot Patrol, and the implications with exploiting poor workers Thursday night for Isla Vista resi­ of including Isla Vista in the Goleta dents concerned with large parties Now! cityhood proposal. and the possibility of I.V. as part of Mark Chaconas, executive staff It’s a Small World After All in Nanotechnology Goleta. assistant to Marshall, presented a Approximately 30 students and By Da n n y A meer and other highly sophisticated imaging long-term residents attended the See TO W N HALL, p.8 Reporter devices to perform such tasks as construct­ ing semi-conducting gallium phosphide spheres of only 30 atoms. Campus scientists, led by materials “It’s a much less wasteful way of manu­ Professor Galen Stucky, are making big facturing things in terms of material, ener­ steps in the world of the extremely small. gy and space,” Stucky said. Working with Japan’s Tohoko Nanotech engineers apply this technol- University, Stucky and his team of UCSB ogy by trying to make useful devices that nanotechnology researchers revealed three- reduce the size of electronics and computer dimensional pictures of very small glass chips to the atomic level. These nano-scale “cage” structures only a few atoms in size in devices are also energy efficient since their the Nov. 23 issue of Nature magazine. structures can be carefully engineered at the These tiny structures are part of the atomic level for that purpose. This new emerging science of nanotechnology, the field of science employs principles of chem­ custom building of compositions, atom by istry with engineering. atom. Scientists predict these newly discov­ Researchers at Cornell, Stanford and ered cages could be used to create devices Rice University are working side by side that would more thoroughly purify ground- with UCSB nanotech researchers to devel­ water and toxins from some food. op techniques that would allow scientists to “Atoms are placed exacdy where they are see nano-scale structures in three dimen­ needed to produce specific structures,” sions, and assemble atomic machines able Third District Supervisor Gail Marshall participates in a discussion about annexation Stucky said. by Goleta in Thursday night's town hall meeting in the University Religious Center. Scientists are using electron microscopes See NANO, p.10 » ♦.» » t » * M » 1 M t ♦ »> ? t Vf 2 Friday, December 1,2000 Daily Nexus

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Office Director Jen Hall It was the most detailed main interest was and is to save himself. “His main interest was and Chief Night Editor/ Loran Marsan description yet that Barak - Yasser Atjgj^ Rabbo is to save himself, not to Night Editoras Armando Alvarado, Brendan Buhler, Cara Jennison, Twyla Johnson, has given of his peace pro­ save the peace process.” Palestinian minister for i Sarah Kent Jaime long, posals, and it was promptly Emily McReynolds, Alicia Ostarello, rejected by Palestinian Israel claims sovereign­ Rebecca Vanegas leaders, who said it failed In a goodwill gesture, would be different from ty over all of Jerusalem, but Special Supplements David Downs to address their main con­ Israel is allowing the one reached without elec­ the Palestinians want to Advertising Representatives Lindsey D. Cornell, Joe Doerr, cerns — including control Palestinian airport in Gaza tions.” Camie Hetrick, Lindsay M. Johnson, establish a capital in tradi­ 1 Crystal Keeran, James A. 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Staff Editorials: ■ Columns and Lotte Editorials are the consensus opinion of the I We welcome all submi N exus editorial board. All editors are invited I length is three p I to sit on the board by the editor in chief. ■ pray Student Actors Insist Show Must Go On Developer’s Goof by Sherwood Players' Founder Must Not Halt Progress of Underground Theater Randy Fox Seeks to Exp

Peter M arshall S mith charged to any student group that uses that the job and was hired. It was his way of saving H enry Sarria theater space’s equipment. Thirteen hundred over $600 and putting the salary he was to dollars covers three days pay for an adminis­ earn back into the show. But on Monday trator to run the technical side of the show night, after a technical rehearsal that ran until If you were in class Tuesday morning in and oversee activities in the booth. But for 2 in the morning, M att left the space locked Math is a wonderful little tool that Girvetz Theater, your lecture was delayed nearly half that fee, you can hire a student to up,'with the slide and video projector recon­ often take for granted. It truly is the ! because of technical difficulties. That was one be at each show, with keys to the booth and figured so the system could not be used by the guage of science and logic. Centurie person’s fault. His name is Matthew knowledge of the sound and lighting system. professors during lecture on Tuesday morn­ proofs have shown us that the simpler Weinglass, a senior in the BFA Theater pro­ No student was available, so M att applied for ing. Consequently, M att was fired on Tuesday math model, the more it tends to prove gram. He’s the direc­ morning, falsely accused with this said, let’s apply some of the s tor of “Dark of stealing equipment, plest forms of math to developer Ran Rapture,” a play referred to the dean and Fox’s scheme to build on the Ellw opening tonight at told the show was to be bluffs. 8.30 in the Girvetz canceled. M att admitted Yes, he’s at it again with yet anoi Theater. There are he was at fault for locking attempt to try and sell his idea to ti those who would stop up the equipment; he who don’t want anything to do with it. that opening from confronted the accusa­ only rationale for the proposed devel happening. Those tions of theft and con­ ment is that it is a spectacular prop* who arrogantly dis­ vinced the administrators and he wants to build houses on it, accc miss the months of to let the show go on. ing to a recent quote from the man h effort of 20 actors Now, M att has to pay the self. and technicians who wages of the techie who You have to give him props for have hustled and made five trips to Girvetz relentless pursuit of scrambled to put up a Theater on Tuesday greed, but you have theater piece that is morning, as well as the to wonder if he’s in In Mr. Fox’: greater than their $1,300 for an administra­ possession of any tske the WhC individual selves. tor to be there for the common sense further then Productions like Friday, Saturday and when even the sim- ¿reed. this bring a voice to Sunday shows. plest math doesn’t contemporary play­ But no matter the jive. Let’s start with wrights whose work cost, the show must go associations. If we do the math, we see \ challenges the way on. And that is why you Ellwood bluffs are now an open space audiences think of should go see “Dark the associating factor with an open spa( theater. A play like Rapture” and support a that it is accessible to everyone. Houses “Dark Rapture” dying art. An art that is private property and the associative fa shakes the cobwebs strangled by an adminis­ is that they’re accessible only to those \ off, ratdes the institu­ tration that charges stu­ live in them. If you start putting a hous tional cages of pre­ dent groups like the development out there, then the “no t tension and brings Sherwood Players exorbi­ passing” signs start to pop up, whicl theater back to life tant fees to put on shows another associative to “no public accc where it has a pulse such as this one. It’s Now, let’s do some multiplication and j on the present. Now because of unjust policy that you understand like this that more theater my point of view, let isn’t done. To most, it isn’t me tell you a true worth the cost, and most The Reader’s Voice story, because when underground work stays an injustice is dead and buried. When A.S. Has Dire exposed publicly, the theater is neglected and power shifts. It’s poorly nurtured, it Dilemma Under Cc taken from those in becomes commercial authority that use it candy, a poor imitation of Editor, Daily Nexus: as leverage to sup­ television that takes no I would like to correct some misinfonr press art, and people risks or gambles. Theater in the Daily Nexus on Tuesday, N like Matthew needs its champions, and Wednesday, Nov. 28, concerning the . Weinglass are vindi­ it’s time to step up and Directory. cated. Today, you are prove that underground The A.S. Student Directory did M att’s jury. theater is alive and that it $32,000 from student fees. Associated S First of all, to is vital. tracts with an outside company to sell stage a play in Performances of advertising and print a student phone Girvetz Theater, “Dark Rapture” will be part of the contract, A.S. arranges for the there are quite a few held Friday, Saturday and ulty, staff and departmental listings to b< hoops to jump Sunday at 8:30 p.m. in the company and the company provides through. Matt Girvetz Theater — $5 product at no cost to the students. booked the space student donation, $7 gen­ months ago. He sub­ eral. I also want to clarify the source of the mitted proposals and Peter Marshall that appears in the A.S. Student Direci ran a fundraiser to Smith is a UCLA student information is obtained from the raise money to cover affiliated with the Systems Office and is compiled from e; the cost, which is Sherwood Players. contact information in QOLD. 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centages. The only way to get in and out of higher real estate prices and with them this proposed development is by a road higher rents. that will cut through the monarch butter­ Let’s also consider how much water this fly habitat — the same road for which the development will use. Fortunately for Mr. tool that we county has issued two stop-work orders to Fox, he’s a good buddy of Goleta Water y is the lan- Mr. Fox for recent “maintenance” work Board director Larry Mills, which should Denturies of done by his crews. get him a good price on water rates. But : simpler the W ith a proposed 129 homes out there what is that going to do to the rest of the to prove. So and an average of two cars minimum per community which has seen water prices : of the sim- home, that’s a lot of traffic through a triple in the past few years? iper Randall nature habitat. Do the math; 129 homes x 2 So, from doing the simplest of math, we he Ellwood cars per home = 258 more cars through an can clearly see that this development will area that currently has zero traffic. bring everything that nobody wants: con­ yet another Percentage wise this is a 258 percent gestion, more traffic and pollution — in lea to those increase in car traffic. all, a mess. This proposed project of Fox’s i with it. His Then, there’s the actual number of has been nothing but a looming pain in ed develop- homes versus the available acreage. If you the ass since its inception. If this project iar property,' take a close look at the proposed plan, it is wasn’t such a problematic endeavor, then m it, accord- simply unrealistic, and to prove it we’ll use why has it been shot down time and again? e man him- simple division. When you have 129 But maybe the Powers That Be know Mr. homes on 28 acres, well, let’s just say that Fox’s real intentions with the Ellwood ■ops for his it is going to be a very congested develop­ bluffs. They’ve done the math, they know. If ment, and the only you give certain people an inch, they will solution for someone take a yard. In Mr. Fox’s case, he would F o x ’s case, he would of Mr. Fox’s mentali­ take the whole mile and develop further ie whole mile and develop ty is to build more than that in the name of greed. ' than that in the name of until all of the 135 Does anyone really believe that Mr. 'Fox

total acres is com- cares about the environmental sensitivity DAILY NEXUS ______pletely developed. of the area in question? Sure, he proposes Sounds like convoluted logic to me and to lesson on greed. We’ve done the math, we This includes the a conservation program to supposedly pro­ anyone who’s done the math. see what the result is. So, to Mr. Fox, I , we see that monarch groves. Do the math. 28 acres + tect the area’s monarch habitat. But in all offer the following advice — do the math :n space and 129 homes = 0.22 acres per, home. This, reality, we all know that this “good inten­ And now, as if seeking some sympathy, as well! >pen space is isn’t even considering roads, sidewalks, tion” is just a ploy to develop further than Mr. Fox says he’s dismayed at the lack of . Houses are driveways or any other aspect of the mini­ the currently proposed boundary. The sim­ support and positive response for his ■ You’re N O T fooling anyone with your iative factor suburbia Mr. Fox wants. But there’s more. ple illogical fact that he’s proposing a road development proposal. Too bad. Did he proposal. It all amounts to the square root o those who Mr. Fox believes that more develop­ cutting through a nature habitat further ever stop to think that hard working peo­ of negative one, and while this number is a lg a housing ment in our area will decrease the cost of proves this point. ple who enjoy the Ellwood bluffs are dis­ complex form, it is as -imaginary as the :he “no tres- housing. One word sums it all up — After all, were talking about an indi­ mayed at his selfish intentions with the supposed benefits of your development. ip, which is WRONG! Anyone with the most mini­ vidual who believes that the area is being area? blic access.” mal understanding of real estate can tell “loved to death,” and the only salvation for Henry Sarria is a longtime Isla Vista ion and per- you that all more development will bring is the area in question is to develop it. Well, there you have it. A simple math resident.

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UCSB Runs Roadrunners Out of Town With Victory

By K eith Busam moved slowly with both teams trading Staff Writer points until UCSB led 8-5. After that, the Gauchos turned their intensity up a notch and cruised to a 15-5 victory. Survive and advance. That is the motto Game two opened up with UTSA every team must have in the NCAA scoring a point for its first lead of the Women’s Volleyball Tournament. night. But after that, it was pure Gaucho Thursday night in the Thunderdome, volleyball. Behind tough serving and an UCSB and Stanford did just that. even distribution of sets from Rundle, The #18 Cardinal (19-11 overall) Santa Barbara crept ahead methodically made winning look easy as it swept to another 15-5 win. Loyola Marymount University 15-11,15- The final game was a 180-degree turn 6,15-9 in the evening’s first contest. The from the first two games. During the 10 #14 Gauchos (24-7) then defeated an minute intermission between games two inspired University of Texas-San Antonio and three, the Roadrunners rediscovered team 15-5,15-5,15-11 in the nightcap to the intensity that helped them to the 15- set up a re-match of last season’s Elite match winning streak they were riding Eight battle in Palo Alto. Stanford and into the Tournament. UTSA surged out UCSB will begin the second round to a 10-8 lead, but could not hold on. matchup tonight in the Thunderdome at Crucial hitting errors and an ace by Bauer 7:30. put the game out of reach. Santa Barbara The Gauchos were able to advance completed the sweep 15-11. Thursday night mainly because of their “I am very pleased with how our team experience in tournament competition. played [Thursday night],” UCSB Head UTSA was one of the best defensive Coach Kathy Gregory said after the teams Santa Barbara played all season, match. “We played with a lot of energy. and although the scores were decidedly in They are a great defensive team. [The favor of UCSB, the pesky Roadrunners fans in] Santa Barbara really got to see were always threatening to come back. what two good defensive teams look like.” However, key The only digs at crucial drawback to the m o m e n t s Tynejin Tonight win was the loss of seemed to keep freshman outside Santa Barbara at .¿7 j 3.8 For the hitter Erica one step ahead Ull' o'1 spiiTte*f ¡re’’ fs Menzel. In an all night long. \ unfortunate acci­ “I thought Uolleyball Match dent during warm­ that we played a ups, Menzel injured her hand JASON SC H O C K / DAILY NEXUS pretty good on KCSB 91.9 FM. Sophomore outside hitter Brooke Niles goes after the ball while sophomore middle blocker game,” sopho­ and did not play at Danielle Bauer looks on. UCSB had no trouble dispatching San Antonio in three games. more middle blocker Danielle Bauer said. all in the contest. “They were a very tough defensive team. Initial tests indicate that she suffered a It just seemed like we got the points when dislocated fourth metacarpal. Menzel will match to Penn State, has never lost a first Stanford sophomore outside hitter Logan we needed to get them.” most likely not play again this season. round match, and last lost a second round Tom. Tom, who started for the United The first two serves of the opening “I am so disappointed to have lost a match in 1989. Santa Barbara last States National Team in the Olympics game set the tone for the rest of the player before the game even started,” dropped a second round match in 1996. this past summer, is one of the top players match. With junior All-American setter Gregory said. “I don’t think I have ever But those matches are ancient history in the country and is capable of taking Brooke Rundle serving, Santa Barbara seen anything like that.” in both the minds of Stanford and UCSB. over a match at any time. dug a ball and set it to junior outside hit­ Although Menzel’s absence was not The Cardinal has eliminated Santa “Stanford is a very good team,” ter Brieanna Lampe who crushed it cross­ felt strongly vs. the Roadrunners, Santa Barbara from two of the last three NCAA Gregory said. “We will be ready. Tournaments, and the Gauchos want Hopefully, we can keep the rallies long court for the first point of the evening. On Barbara will miss her offensive firepower revenge. and server tough. ... W ith a great player Rundle’s second serve, both teams gave tonight against a very tall Cardinal team. UCSB must serve tough and knock like Tom on the court, you can’t hope to the fans a taste of what was in store with Stanford is one of four teams, along a long rally that ended in a huge stuff Stanford out of rhythm to gain the upper shut her down, you just have to play with UCSB, UOP and Penn State, who hand. The Gauchos must also try and block by freshman middle blocker around her. ... It’s about time we paid have qualified for all 20 NCAA rally as long as possible, because the Simone Kuhn. them back for knocking us out twice these Tournaments. The Cardinal, who lost last longer rallies favor Santa Barbara. Finally, From that point on, the first game past few years.” year in the National Championship UCSB must always keep an eye on

their seasons with only one blemish on their record: Numbers can only take you so far. In a race this close, Miami, Florida State, Washington, Oregon State and computers cannot undisputedly reveal who is the winner BCS: Bowl of B.S. Virginia Tech will all clamor for a shot at the national (sound familiar, Florida?). championship. The BCS must be terminated. In its place there must But my biggest beef in this whole BCS circus act is either be a coaches and ex-players poll that would allow Eliav A ppelbaum that Miami, #2 in both The Associated Press and the USA those closest to the game to decide who is the. best, or an Today/ESPN polls, has been losing ground every week eight-team playoff format. Something’s got to give. with Florida State in the top matchup of the Orange At least Sam Houston Institute of Technology isn’t in The Bowl Championship Series is to college football Bowl, despite beating the Seminoles 27-24 on Oct. 7. the middle of this BCS logjam. W ho knows what kind what the Los Angeles Clippers are to the NBA. They are Miami probably deserves a shot at the tide game, yet of S.H.I.T. would go down? both are joke, and need to be replaced quickly, before the the Canes lost to Washington, who also nipped Oregon Cincinnati Bengals defect to the collegiate level. State. You’ve got more possibilities than there are tight- Eliav Appelbaum is the Daily Nexut sports editor and This is the year the BCS will fail after getting lucky fitting clothes in Britney Spears’ wardrobe. feels fortunate not to be enrolled in S.H.I. T. the past two years with clear-cut contenders glittering in My second big beef is with the snubbing of Oregon the limelight. Oklahoma is without question the top State. The entire Pac-10, which has never received an at- Make Sure to Pick Up Your team in the nation. But who will it face for the national large bid under the BCS, is threatening to leave the BCS championship in the Orange Bowl? And what happens if if the Beavers don’t qualify for the Fiesta Bowl, one of the UCSB M en’s Basketball Oklahoma loses in the Big 12 showdown to Kansas top four draws. The conference’s anger is legitimate: State? West Coast programs should not suffer at the hands of a Tickets Today at Nqon in Anarchy will consume the rivers and valleys of our computer regurgitating statistics based on judgments nation. Looters will parade every street corner. We might from eight unqualified newspapers and statisticians, Front of the Bookstore for even have a president in office. including the Dunkel Index and the New York Times. Nevermind that the race for second place is more The BCS is composed of eight computer results join­ Saturday’s Game Against topsy-turvy than Porky Pig trying to critique John ing sweaty palms in an arithmetic powwow to spit out Westmont at 7 p.m. Donne’s poetry. If the Sooners fall, six teams will finish one list of the “best” football teams in the nation.