By Trudie Zavadovics Chronicle Staff ced or upset by this matter." access to the book. Kirkconnell said, "We sult to our intelligence that we should It took 47 seconds for the Oshawa Pu- That wasn't enough for one man who havent had this much excitement in ye- .have this meeting tonight. It's a fly in the blic Library board of directors to decide exercised his freedom of speech by saying, ars. I don't think the book should be under site of all our wars we fought for our con- the fate of Satanic Verses. "I think you're responsible as Chairman review. There should be an open policy. stitutional freedom. The issue is interfe- It was unanimous to make the libra- of the board and your responsibility now Censorship does not belong in literature ring with due process. I should be able to ry's eight copies of the controversial book is to resign." or art." walk in here and walk out with the book available to the public immediately. The man resigned his library mem- Marjorie Kirkconnell, a former em- of my choice." In a formal statement. Chairman bership vowing never to use the library ployee of the library writes short stories Aker concurred, "It is not the purpose John Aker took full responsibility for sug- again "as long as this board is in place" and teaches a night school Canadian Lite- of the board to review books" and assured gesting the book be held till the board He said, "As far as I'm aware, this is the rature course at the college. the public that the board will revert back meeting. only library in Canada who has purchased She aims to read' the book arid has to its normal process of having the senior / "The board certainly recognizes their the book and hasn't put it on the shelf. her name on reserve. In reference to the staff purchase the books and immediately i responsibility to have the book available The federal government okayed it. Where controversy over Salman Rushdie's book put them on the shelves. to the public," said Aker. do they get off putting themselves over she says, "Fiction, as I well know, is rooted The college library is not carrying Sa- ''When the book was published, I was the federal government? They acted irre- in reality and many times your careful tanic Verses. Susan Barclay, director of very concerned for the safety of our em- sponsibly by seeming to give into a pres- thinkers use fiction to put over a point." learning resources, says, "Our mandate ployees and security to our public buil- sure group and acting as a censor board." Bert Wilkins, armed with a copy of for funds is curriculum support and ad- ding. At this time, I would like to apolo- Jim Kirkconnell and his wife Marjo the Magna Carta was prepared to fight vancement.. We try not to duplicate what ' gize to anyone who has been inconvenien- rie were at the meeting supporting public for his right to read the book/'It's an in- the public library can do better."

Basketball 3 of five team wins promoted silver are deans By Sonia Gyrmov By Angus Scott Chronicle Staff Chronicle staff Five faculty members have recently The Durham Lords basketball beem promoted to senior level manage- team brought home silver from the ment at the college. OCAA Division II championships, held Doug Tripp, formerly chairman of the at St. Lawrence College, Kingston. academic and business skills department Lords lost the gold medal game 82- in the skills development division has been 65 to Canadore College from North Bay. promoted to dean of technology; Don'Har- gest was brought back to business as dean Leading scorer for Durham in the of business and executive director of col- final was Chris t^ord, who netted 23 po- lege information services; Sheila Bell to di- ints. rector of the placement office; Bev Turner Veteran player, Paul Doucet, said, to chairman of Access Programs; and Ted "We came out flying. We were leading Seath has been appointed executive direc- 13-9 early and then everything seemed tor of marketing and quality assurance, in to go downhill from there." addition to his current post of chairman of Newcomer Terry Richards said, retail management, legal and office admin- 'They started to press us a lot more istration. which flustered our offence a bit. From Tripp has found that being dean of tech- on we to nology is much different than his previous then had play catch-up." Photo by Anne Crinnion job in the skills department, saying "my job Canadore led at the half, 39-26. before was more complex in some ways." In the second half Canadore conti- "I'm pleased with the opportunity to nued to put the screws to Durham. The Ah! Freakie Freddie come backthis is where my roots are," Lords did mount a valiant comeback Public Relations student John Doherty dons his Freddie Kruger persona said Tripp. adding that it is quite fun. attempt but came up short. Hargest is also coming back to his and converges on unsuspecting Kathy Puiras. Just doing his homework out in business Doucet said, "They had us by 17 at Doherty was practicing for his final flick for electronic media. roots, because he started one point and then we brought it back faculty as an accounting teacher. to 5." Hargest also finds his current post to be much different. "The planning horizon is a time-out to re- , Canadore called a in this post," and the method of ma- group and receive a tongue-lashing perienced group of guys. We 11 have longer who have gold but ha- nagement is different too. Irom coach Kerry Vinson. Either-the-«roup tasted the Bell, former manager,of the^career resf or tirade worked because Canadore ven't quite got it." ^ planning and placement office, is now direc- pulled away once again. As many as seven members of this tor. Richards said, "We got kind of year's team will be returning in the fall. What' s i nside Turner, currently chairman of youth/ caught up in their game. We didn't play Craig Newton, Chris Ford, Greg Smith, women's programs, has been promoted to ours. But you have to give them credit Gary Watson and Richards are definite chairman of access programs, as part of for the way they played their game." returnees while Rob Devlin and Doucet Public Relations students the skills development department. Lords' Chris Ford and Anthony are possibles. Ted Seath, who has acquired another to the tourna- Lords won their semi-final game post as well as his current position,,says he Fitzpatrick were named enjoys both jobs thoroughly. ment all-star team. against Loyalist 92-72. well, closer than the Seath said, "I want to do one thing This was Durham^s fourth silver in Doucet said, "It was Comedy pub a laugh 10 things halt-effectively,'' while indicated. We had a really strong instead of the past five years. They last won the score a minute ...... Page 6 managing both posts. But maintains, that championship in 1982-83. effort from the bench." "you have to like what you do, you can't get Richards said, "I feel let down for Doucet credited great fan support everything done at once." the guys who won't have another for Durham's strong game. "We had a Olympic coach Other members of the faculty promoted chance next year. Overall it was a sue- lot of fans there. It was a team effort interviewed ...... Page 3 and included in a story this iss.ue (page 17) cessful season. It'll give us something from the fans and the players." are Michelle Nichols, promoted to dean of Durham will host the 1989-90 Divi- continuous learning, Joan Homer, to dean more to try for next year." and Pat Andrey, "We'll have an ex- sion II championships. of academic development, Doucet agreed. to dean of health sciences. Paae 2 The Chronicle March CAMPUS NEWS13 1989 Co l l eg e sifti ng th roug h waste di sposal opti o ns

i by Rebecca Mundy built this summer and phase 1 outdoor holding containers could Plant manager Ralph Aprile is April. Chronicle Staff of the recycling program will be be a class project in machine working on phase 1 at this mo- 'In our office alone, we Start-up costs for recycling operational by Sept. 89. "Dont be shop. Containers are necessary ment while Cook says there is no throw out pounds ofpaper a day," at Durham College will be as surprised if you see marked con- in order that storages stay dry recycling program established as says Donna Snowden, Producti- little as $1,000 and could start tainers in computer rooms and between scheduled pick-ups. the issue waits discussion. vity Improvement Centre. this September. offices," says plant manager , Phase 2 may include recyc- . Unfortunately, these things General studies teaching Holding containers to store Ralph Aprile. ling metal and aluminum and take time and are dealt with by masters John White and Jan Bis- fine paper and cardboard will be Desipnine and building the cafeteria waste, ^*but we are not priority. Recycling is one of hop favor the idea of establishing at that stage yet," Aprile says. many issues to be looked at by recycling prpgrams at the col- Environmental interests the senior standing committee lege. , have made recycling an issue who meet for the first time to- i worth looking at in Durham Col- day. Basically, they will be in- Student inv i Ivemerit lege. itially organizing themselves An attempt to establish a re- and dealing with issues at a later White thinkb students are cycling program a few years ago date. Cook says there will likely the people tobegin recycling pro- resulted in failure. But today, pe- be a sub-committee formed to or- grams. The community hafi esta- ople are keyed up and under- ganize a recycling program. blished a recycling infrastruc- stand why it's important every- ''Vfe have to collect all perti- ture that makes it relatively body be involved. nent information to get it (recyc- easy to get programs started. He ling) organized properly and in should knowhis 10-year-old Environmental convert an economical way, says Cook. daughter Jesse initiated a pro- gram at her school in Port Hope Aprile explained the overall Cardboard ban that won her local and national success of the program depends recognition. largely on everybody's participa- Annually, the college pays She won a Hoot-Owl award tion. GDS (Grovenfield Disposal Ser- from Owl magazine, but what's Polonsky says there is a gro- vice), in Oshawa, $23,000 a year important is the fact she started wing interest at Durham, possi- to collect and dump thousands of the program "and results proved bly enough to make us a leader. tonnes of garbage. it to be worthwhile. "The discussion will likely lead Cardboard bans have forced "The only problem - we face to some form. of action. industry to recycle and Durham is organizing Durham College. <

ronmental convert. It's somet- ard bans increase from 20 per involved faculty will follow." hing I never thought about until cent to 50 per cent at the gate. says White. a year ago." The Brock West dump (Picke- Snowden's January letter As the college claims to be ring), is scheduled to close in says the issue of recycling is imp- a leader of the community and 1990 with no future sites availa- ortant to the future of our society industry it has not yet addressed ble. and doesn't like to see materials recycling as the next major Durham is the fastest gro- that could be recycled into future cause. Internally, snags in the wing region as the population is. items being thrown into the nea- communication process between expected to grow 36 per cent from rest garbage receptacle without the plant department and the 340,570 to 463,175 by 1997. a thought. She would like to see chairman of the senior Ptwto by Rebecca Mundy standing Plans to recycle waste paper Durham "head of the pack" re- committee, Merril Cook, contra-. and cardboard within the colle- presenting the Student Mark Attwell finds the waste paper overwhel- diet latest in techno- ming. what each hand is doing. ge's offices, computer rooms, and logy, community affairs and en- plant department will reduce fu- vironmental issues. ture disposal costs as tipping fees She says the college's parti- at the dump rise from $50 to $85 cipation would increase the com- a tonne due to lack of space. munity's respect for this institu- Currently, waste at the col- tion, as well as show employees lege is dumped into two large the college cares about the envi- bins picked up five days a week ronment's future. by GDS. Elaine Collis, waste co-ordi- Blue boxes nator for the region says waste audits done by the planning and Tony's Refreshment Service works department could deter- (TRS), the food supplier to the mine the college's input and out- college, is receptive to participa- put as well as the best type of ting in a recycling program, says recycling program to establish. Tim Dyck, manager at the cpl- These audits are available on re- lege. He spoke with Cook infor- quest and they're free. ming him of their willingness. Some college staff have ex- In Durham region, about 50 pressed their concerns in letters schools began blue box recycling to the president. His response programs in November. The was to schedule the issue for dis- Durham Board of Education, cussion at the next planning and Durham Recycling and the mini- policy committee meeting in stry of the environment each paid a third of the cost, says Neil BYE Hodgson, executive assistant to - BYE BUFFALO NO MORE NEW YORK the director ofecudation. The recycling centre picks up burlap sacks of paper on school's premises at their re- ./ WE'RE GOI NG WEST ! quests. Normally the large, attrac- tive office storage bins are supp- lied. Currently, none are availa- ble andlCs yet to be decided who will pay the $100 cost for additio- nal bins, says Sue Crowley, the centre's operations manager. If the college wanted the centre to pick-up cardboard (which they don't presently) and fine paper waste, it would be pla- ced on a long, growing waiting list. WEST COAST WINGS GDS currently picks up cardboard for its customers and ISI«ll»|i ^sss^ai^fflj^fta^^s: transports it to Atlantic Packa- ging in Toronto. 'We charge per ^SiNiSiililillill® load to cover transport costs but g^a^lsis»»«asi!6«»»i« lU:!^^^???????-®:?®^ the customer gets a rebate from Atlantic according to the weight ''taiitaiiMsc'HssigSff" of the load," says dispatcher aasaa^^sss^ssa^i®::^ Linda Walsh. The least costly route would involve the non-profit organiza- tion, Durham Recycling, to pick- WE HAVE THE BEST WINGS IN THE DURHAM REGION. up the colleges bins but if Dur- ham doesn't get on the list now, the wait could be much much WEST IS BEST! longer.

^ ChwnJd^ MBirh ia. lWft ^w 3 CAMPUS NEWS Ilie Du rham deejays d rop out College tuned to Toronto station

By Shawn Bastarache Chronicle staff Radio Durham disc jockeys are having a hard time living up to the responsibility of providing entertainment for their fellow students. As of late, there have been many hours of air time given to Toronto radio station Q107 rat- her than Radio Durham because the assigned DJ's cannot, for one reason or another, fulfill their commitments to the station. Heavy workloads and tests have been given as some of'the reasons for the problem and "there are a few people who were Christmas graduates," says Ra-

. dio Durham manager Bill Van Boxtel. Van Boxtel, who has been the manager for the last two ye- ars at Durham, will be stepping down at the end of this year. According to Van Boxtel, this year has been worse than last year for absences in the booth and yet he was generally satisfied with the success of the station this year. With some new responsibili- with Ryerson , Trent, York ties to contend with this year, the Du rham forms al l iance new manager will have a large by Donna Donaldson lege of York University and lonsky, and was spearheaded in she says. pair'pf shoes to fill. This will in- Chronicle staff Ryerson Polytechnical Institute terms of coordinating by Don Mi- To date there have been se- clude 'the formulation of a top ten Durham College is in the of Toronto, due, dean of applied arts and veral meetings with representa- list weekly for the college and for process of forming an alliance 'The aim (of the alliance) is vice president of programming, tives from each of the institu- two outside record companies with three other post secondary to provide the best possible edu- Three of the institutions in tions getting the preliminary who have been providing the sta- institutions, which is expected to cational and training services to the alliance (Durham, Ryerson work done in terms of how the tion with the latest releases un- be officially formed within the the population in our area, by fa- and Trent) all have new presi- alliance will operate. der their label. But Van Boxtel next four to five weeks, cilitating those kinds ofopportu- dents. The alliance will provide ca- is willing to help out in any way Durham Alliance for Trai- nities that we don't personally 'They were all keen on be- reer path laddering which would possible. ning and Education (D.A.T.E.) offer through the college," says ing supportive of this kind of enable a student taking a di- The new manager's position will be formed between Durham Michelle Nichols, dean of conti- thing. The time was right and ploma course to work towards will be advertised in an upco- College (the host institution in nuous learning at Durham. these people shared the same degree completion in a particu- ming issue of The Chronicle for this alliance), Trent University Nichols says the alliance be- kind of belief that this could lar area. There will also be some anyone interested in the job. of Peterborough, Atkinson Col- gan at the initiation of Gary Po- work and serve the area well " pathing that will prevent dead- ending and will also provide the benefit of credit transfer. Public Relations auction The major part of the al- liance will be the coordination of courses offered by each of the in- stitutions involved. M oney rai sed fo r s p ri ng eve nt There will be an enriched menu from which people can choose," says Nichols. by Anne Crinnion dent Gary Polonsky. Polonsky Library space is dedicated to Chronicle Staff promised a Durham College Durham College programming Used running shoes, trench sweat shirt to the winner of the right now. But there will be perfume, Jim KirkconnelTs bow game. space available for the other in- tie, and red briefswerejust a few $530 was collected in total. stitutions as there is right now of the items up for bids at the The auction was organized for Trent's books. That kind of Public Relations students' auc- by Public Relations students, in resource will come from the host tion Mar. 7. an effort to raise money for their institution of the course, and it Students crowded around spring event. will be their responsibility to auctioneer Earl Davis as he held Every year, a spring and fall provide to Durham's library the each item up for all to see, and event is held for PR students not kind of resource material that chatted with the crowd to get the only at Durham, but other colle- would be needed by those stu- bidding started. Davis also offe^ ges as well, said second year PR dents. red whiffs of perfume to the la- student, Karen King. "It's really exciting and fast dies (and gentlemen) in the au- The spring event includes a approaching the point when the dience to get them interested in dinner and a guest speaker, who alliance will become official. We such fragrances as Camp Be- is involved in some aspect of pu- are certainly looking forward to verly Hills, Lou Lou, and Fendi. blic relations. The money raised that. I suppose that the biggest Bargains abounded as stu- will help defer the cost of atten- impact in terms of effect on the dents scooped up items at ding the event for students. population won't be felt until the astoundingly low prices. A Gior- King was aided in organi- fall when that kind of program- gio of Beverly Hills sweatshirt ring the auction by fellow class- ming really takes off," says Ni- sold for $24; two pairs of running mates Jennifer McKanick and chols. shoes from journalism instructor Brenda Archer, who formed a She says one example of the Bill Swan went for $5; Durham fund-raising committee. Heat- cooperation that is taking place College track pants fetched $12; her Moore also helped the group through the alliance is the spon- and a video entitled The Road to out by collecting money for the sorship of The Oshawa This Success went for a mere $6.50 auctioned items. Week education display on April a small price to pay for possible The committee was respon- 13 at the Holiday Inn. The event fortune and fame. sible for going to people and or- is co-sponsored by Oshawa This Other items included an au- ganizations, and getting things Week and D.A.T.E., and focuses tographed copy of John Green's to auction. Eaton's supplied^______.. _ on education. Each institution There's A Dragon la My Closet, many items for the auction; , will have display space, but they a photograph of an exposed der- OToole's, Superfitness and Ro- Photo by Kewy Stony ^n not be there as individual riere, karate lessons, and a bert Aldworth's donated gift cer- Earl DavJSWaS Offered $1 1 for this fl9Q from Andy Warren institutions but as partnership squash game with school presi- tificates. members on D.A.T.E. Page 4 The Chronicle March 13. 1989 ^ OPINION PACK Wo m e n h ave f reed o m of c h o i ce More recently, women were only Supreme Court of Canada ruling that In China, which houses one-quarter One of the most tragic signs that we section 251 of the Criminal Code is of the earth's population, abortion is used live in an imperfect world is the granted abortions if a panel of three doctors felt an abortion was necessary. unconstitutional. as a government inflicted form of birth occurrence of unplanned pregnancies. Emmet Cardinal Carter of the control. And one of the most universally In some cases it took so long for a decision, a safe abortion became Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Toronto, In its effort to promote one-child volatile controversies is that of abortion. "It is uncivilized. Abortions will families, the Chinese government forces Traditionally, governments around questionable. said, The basic ^fact is that it is the woman become commonplace. It is now women to have abortions, even on the world have imposed rulings on the Incumbent upon parliament to enact new fetuses of up to six months, if it is the abortion issue, some in favor of the who carries the fetus. Only she knows the emotional and physical impact legislation to protect the rights of the woman's second or more pregnancy. woman's right to choosesome against. unborn in conformity with the Charter of This too is an appalling invasion of On Jan. 28/88, the Supreme Court caused by the pregnancy. Her rights have been violated by denying her freedom of Rights . . . I pledge that our efforts to freedom of choice. Women are literally of Canada ruled 5-2. that "the federal protect the rights of the unborn will hiding, flocking to fields, in order to have abortion law threatens the health of choice. Pro-choice supporters were elated continue unabated." their children. Many women abort female women by forcing them to undergo Abortion is not a frivolous form of fetuses in order to have their only child a painful and utterly arbitrary delays to with the court's decision while pro-life birth control. A woman's right to choose male. i obtain a medical procedure." supporters were deflated but only momentarily. Pro-life supporters are is just that a long overdue, hard fought It is a gross injustice for any Women faced with unplanned for government, or anyone else for that now legally have freedom of against abortion and feel it is an invasion right. pregnancies of the fetus. In a report by It does not mean she will necessarily matter to prevent or force abortion. It is choice it's about time. of the rights The Globe and Mail, The Canadian opt for abortion. In most cases, it is a clearly the woman's right to choose. In the past women had to break the difficult, heart-wrenching, decision that lives in unsafe and Anti-abortion Group warned that it will law and risk their does not come easily, no matter what situations in order bring maximum pressure to bear against Trudle Zavadovlcs many times unsanitary option she takes. to terminate a pregnancy. the federal government in the wake of the

Rushdie affair ----- ironies

Small - puts mankind w- into dark ages of life may result Unless you've been living in a cave, loss of sanity you're probably aware of the controversy In surrounding British author Salman Shakespeare was one of the kings Rushdie and his book The Satanic of irony, and had he lived in the nineteen Verses. eighties, he would've found a veritable According to fanatical Muslim treasure-trove of inspiration. leader, Ayatollah Khomeini, Rushdie's Irony defined, according to the work is blasphemous and punishable by Collins Gem dictionary, means, "event. death. The Ayatollah has put a price on situation, opposite that expected." Rushdie's head, encouraging Muslims Let me tell you bout ironies, the ones the world over, (and anyone else who that have given me cause to stop, think cares to make a buck) to kill the author. a minute and say, "What's wrong with this It's hard to believe we are living in picture?" the twentieth century when we hear of Like the day I was in The Body Shop, such outrageous and ridiculous events and a woman walked in wearing a full taking place. This sort of behavior puts length fur coat. For those of you who don't mankind back in the dark ages. Body Shop sells products unfortunate that Rushdie, whose know, The It's which are tested without cruelty to work has been recognized by the literary That's their whole schtick, world, is now forced into a life of animals. hiding animal rights and the likeand in walked because of the rantings of an obviously her coat made from animal unbalanced individual. Equally this woman in unfortunate is the fact that many corpses. Canadian booksellers will not be carrying Go figure. ^ The Satanic Verses', not because of And then of course, there's one ot censorship, but because they may my favorite ironies which involves waiting endanger their lives and the lives of in line for things. There I stand, waiting customers who may become victims of to be served in a store or whatever, and Muslim threats. I've been standing for several minutes We might remind Mulisms living in when a person strides up beside me. The Canada who find Rushdie's work clerk then asks this intruder if she can offensive, that they are in Canada, not help HER, the intruder, who's beep Iran. waiting all of two seconds. Canada is a country which the Go figure. encourages ethnic groups to become a Chronicle My other favorite irony occurs when part of our cultural mosaic. The Chronicle is published by the Applied Arts Division of Durham College as a training vehicle for students a person absently brushes against enrolled in journalism and advertising courses and as a campus newfl medium. Opinions expressed are not and, God forbid, If we look at what the term cultural necessarily those of the administration of the college or the Durham College Board of Governors. The another human being, mosaic implies; we think of a picture Chronicle is also a member of the Ontario Community Newspaper Association. actually touches that person. "Ohi Sorry!" ADDRESS: 2000 Simcoe Street North, Oohawa, Ontario UH 7L7 - 676-0210 Ext. 224 they say, blushing with embarrassment. composed of many small fragments, Publisher: Don Endicott . which form a large picture. No piece of Editor-in-chief: Bill Swan Sorry for what? One human being the mosaic is greater than any other; Editorial consultant: Ginny Colling touched another, with no malice" or the Advertising manager Bill Merriott like intended. For that an apology is which is what Canada is supposed to be Photography editor Ray Blomme * like. Editorial staff. Cindy Cannavan, Brian Chiasson, Anne Crinnion, Donna Donaldson, Sonia Gyrmov, Nancy necessary? It isn't suggested that ethnic groups Harper, Tracy Kibble, Jennifer Klaren, Barbie Logan, Rebecca Mundy, Angus Scott, Kelly Storry, Andy Go figure. -.--. -.-^-..-. Wflrren^SuBJKBj

by Anne Criimion ofthe organization which helped her lose But, as with all plans, Weight BUT, this is provided the client has stuck Chronicle staff 46 pounds, "It's brought self-awareness to Watchers is not right for everyone. One to their part of the agreement, which Dolly's done it; Liz's done it; me with love and support." mother ofthree and grandmother offour, means eating only Nutri System foods, Oprah's done it; and thousands of Unlike many weight loss centers, OA is the success story dieters dream about. (which cost approximately $55-60 a week, Canadian women (and men) aspire does not keep records ofmembers' weight. Dieting success for the basic 1000 calorie a diet plan) and to do it. Members monitor themselves and go at Lucielle Sweeney BBS managed to following their plan with no deviation. Do what, you ask? their own pace. This eliminates much of lose 86 pounds in seven months since she Medically speaking, most commer- Lose weight.' the stress and pressure often associated joined the Weight Loss Clinic in the cial diet centers are nutritionally and

Every year thousands of people go with dieting. - Oshawa Centre. medically sound, according to Durham's on diets. Some succeed, some don't. OA works on exactly the same Lucielle's motivation to lose weight Dr. Diane Van Dusen, but, "they're only To be overweight can prove principles as Alcoholics Anonymous came from health problems, such as going to be good for people who have health-threatening, and socially (AA), and uses AA literature which they constant neck, back and knee pain, and money; you have to be able to afford the threatening excess pounds are not find applicable to over eating. Just like high blood pressure; as well as feelings of food." .she says. held in high esteem by our society AA, OA members are committed for life. embarrassment and unhappiness often Exercise is important which encourages slimness as a part of Gains self respect associated with The key to weight loss is the basic being overweight. __ acceptability. Elaine stresses that OA has given Through.Weight Loss Clinic's strict 1200 calorie a day diet, plus exercise, Magazines like Vogue, Elle, Flare, her something more than just weight loss, diet and careful medical attention, according to Dr. Van Dusen. Exercise and Glamour, all reinforce the 'slim is it's given her back her self-respect. "I Lucielle has left her health problems raises the metabolic rate and bums up beautiful' motto, by presenting page can't say enough, and can't thank them behind her and is embarking on life with calories, she says, and to bum fat, you after glossy page of pencil-slim enough," she says. a new sense of "self-worth." must participate in activities which raise beautiful models wearing the latest the heart rate 50-60 per cent. fashions for the very thin. Long; slow, distance activities, such How to lose as walking, swimming, and cycling are There are many ways a person can the best fat burners. 30 minutes three go about losing weight. From diet centers times a week is good, five times a week to gyms, the methods vary; and since ideal, Dr. Van Dusen says; people are all different, so are the means Gordon W. Stewart's Every Body's that work for each individual. Fitness Book, offers a variety of exercise Because the subject of weight loss is ideas for those looking for ways to a personal one, many of the people increase activity levels, which is interviewed for this feature wish to necessary for losing weight. ^^ remain anonymous. Names appearing in "The scale is not always the best quotas are NOT those of the real people. guide,"Stewart says, "You may be "Louise' is a college student in her gaining muscle, losing fat and losing 20's who joined Superfitness for a year to inches, but the scale shows you are barely tone up her body and lose weight. lighter." She says, 'The program they put me Durham Kinesiologist Leanne on helped me lose a lot of inches, but I Simons says she's able to introduce didn't lose much weight." students to a personalized fitness Superfitness provided Louise with a program, which includes an initial fitness personalized work-out program, based on test, at a coat of $18. her goals and the results of an initial Simons considers the goals of the fitness test. She was also given a 1200 person, and makes up an individual calorie a day diet plan. OA met the needs of Elaine, while Although strict, the initial diet she program for that person. She reinforces Louise says she is happy with the 'Laura', a pretty wife and mother ofthree, was on never left Lucielle feeling weak Dr. Van Dusen's advice and says the best results she got at Superfitness, and isn't chose Weight Watchers to help her Jose or dizzy or depressed (she had fat burners are long, slow, distance

bothered by her relatively minor weight weight. / experienced such problems while on the exercises. loss of 10 pounds. The program costs $9 a week, and Weight Watchers program).She is An article in the February 1986 issue Moral support Laura finds it gives her emotional currently on the clinic's maintenance of Health News says it is important to While Louise found what she needed support and nutritional support. "It's program, and continues to go in for decide whether or not a a person actually at Superfitness, some people find they made me look at my nutritional habits. weekly visits. "I feel like a new person," needs to lose weighty need more moral support than a gym is I've found out what my bad habits are," Lucielle says. ^ "In general, anyone who's 20 per cent capable of supplying. Such is the case of she says. "We succeed where diets fail you," is or more over their reference table weight 'Elaine', who got the inspiration she Laura has tried other diets prior to the slogan for yet another diet center. with a high proportion of body fat and needed from Over Eaters Anonymous Weignt Watchers, but found they were Nutri System has been in operation since^, related health risks should reduce," the (OA). "so strict it was unreal." Weight 1971, and has a "fairly high success rate," article says, "for the rest of the population OA is a community based Watchers on the other hand, is more says weight loss counsellor, 'Dianne'. who are healthy but maybe 10-20 per cent organization, which works without diet realistic. Nutri System uses a computer called above the reference table weight, there is plans or prepackaged foods. It encourages Laura's height and bone structure a "weight minder" to determine the ideal no medical reason to reduce." and supports its members with a sense of were both taken into consideration before weight for a person, and a timetable . For those who wish to lose weight, fellowship. a 'safe' weight goal was established for stating when that weight can be reached. there are many methods to chose from. Elaine had reached what she her. She attends weekly meetings and Nutri System guarantees their From diet clinics to health clubs, there's describes as 'rock bottom* before going to feels encouraged by seeing other clients will lose weight, and gives them bound to be something for everyone who OA. The enthusiastic mother of three said members who have succeeded. cost-free use of their facilities if they fail. strives to be thinner. Letters to the editor Special needs student appreciates hel pi ng hand 1"® At about two o'clock my friend and I in the North parking lot that do not have J, Tojthe EditpL, _,,,,,, ^,,;_ .,,-;.. ^"I^JO SGt!00] "®^ I would like to tafce the time to say mailbox" has been lowered, ft may not went out to my carlo find Mr. Brinn sitting parking permits. thank you to all of you out there who make seem Jike much to others, but to me, it in his car. We got into my car and the Why doesn't security have them my life just a little easier. Being confined makes a world of difference. security guard got out of his. towed instead of the people who pay? to a wheelchair is difficult at times but Thank you! He became very offensive. He told R. Harrlson C2P here everyone has gone out of their way Diane Srigley C1J us we were two very lucky people to assist me. because the police were on their way. Averys extend thanks I wish to thank all of you friends and Don't tow with permits I began to explain to him why I people I don't even know who are forever parked there but, again, he began yelling To Mr. Bill Avery's students and fellow opening doors for me, taking down books Dear Editor, at me. He told me he was not going to faculty and staff, I cannot reach or just giving me a cheery Upon reading your article 'Illegal tell me again. Your kindness and concern during hello or smile. parking unnecessary says security,' The area was not clearly labelled the past few weeks have been deeply felt Thank you to Mr. Polonsky for being (Feb. 27, The Chronicle), I was outraged. and I was not notified before the police and appreciated. The tasks you have so efficient! He helped me put a letter in The beginning of February, I arrived at were supposedly called, as Mr. Brinn performed, the sympathy and condolen- the mailbox upstairs because I was school to find no parking spots in the claims. ces you have offered, have made this struggling to reach it. He told me things north parking lot. I parked at the side of I pay for my parking permit. I feel that difficult time much easier to bear. Words like that would be looked after the driveway. I did not see the signs, or I should be able to park in the North ^one cannot express our thanks. immediately. I was so surprised when I else I would not have parked there. parking lot if I want to. I see lots of cars Doris, Derek and JodI Avery Exciting fashion show coming soon By Dawn-Marie Goodridge Chronicle staff Do you enjoy fashion, being informed about next season's styles or just enjoy watching gor- geous people, who are well-dres- sed, walking along a runway? If you like any or all of the above, you must visit the main cafeteria-- Mar. 22 at 8 p.m. for first year Retail Management's fashion show. The fashion show will be fea- turing spring and summer wear (for men and women) from Ea- tons, Jean Machine, and other stores from the Oshawa Centre, and best of all, fashions from our own Images. This show will give all you fashion informed pe- ople an opportunity to see what will be available from 'fun in the sun" to formal wear in the upco- ming season. with--- the ex- . A bevy of fabl u lous fl icks to be released on video "

' ' i -^-r »-. , A '^, 1 j__ Jl'iinnv Dir^-iy ^ Funny Dirty LittleT.n War was by Nancy Harper Dead Ringer was produced Salenger). Amy is excited to Chronicle staff Obsessed is available from meet Felice, a beautiful fashion based on the novel by Osvaldo Astral Video April 6. It is a by David Cronenberg of The Fly, Soriano and was directed by Hec- A slew of critically acclai- deeply and Videodrome. model. With her arrival though, med movies are soon to be relea- emotional film that looks coincides a series of violent de- tor Olivera, starring Federico at the complex nature of interna- The movie stars Jeremy Luppi and Julio de Grazia. sed for home video. Irons, Genevieve Bujold, and aths. Amy soon after realizes tional law and its effects on the is ab- Juan Peron's return to power in The first is the action-ad- individual Heidi von Palleske. that like Aunt Felice, she venture film, Bat 21, featuring wishing only to ob- out to become heir to a horrifying Argentina sparks a civil war wi- tain justice. The story is about identical thin a usually quiet, small vil- Gene Hackman (Full Moon in Obsesses features twin gynecologists (opposite si- family legacy, and only her will Blue Water, Mississippi Bur- Colleen to survive can keep her safe from lage. This fast-paced, viciously Dewhurst (Ann of Green Ga- des of one personality) who share funny black comedy won the Sil- ning) and Danny Glover (The Co- Alan the same practise, the same The Kiss. lor Purple, Lethal Weapon) bles), Thicke (Growing It is due for release Apr. 6. ver Bear Award for best film at Pains), Saul Rubinek and Kerrie apartment, and the same the Berlin Film The setting is Vietnam in women. Festival. A co- Keane. 1968., _Mackmanplayslan.aging, , medy film with English subtit- Keane plays~'a :' diVoriiee' -One special woman then en- By Sonia Gyrmov les. -----;------""----"--"- Air Force officer who is shot whose life is shattered when her ters their lives. The twins bi- Chronicle Staff down behind enemy lines. son is killed by a hit-and-run dri- zarre bond is then threatened foi Purple People Eater was Necromancer was produced While waiting to be rescued, ver. With little assistance from the first time, and sends them produced by Brad, Krevoy and by Michael A.P. Scording and supplied only with a walkie-tal- the police in into a maelstrom of sexual confu- Steven Stabler and was written Roy McAree and directed by Du- first aid kit a locating her son's kie, a and telescope, murderer, Keane takes on the re- sion, drugs, and madness. and directed by Linda Shayne. sty Nelson. Stars are Elizabeth he learns some harsh realities sponsibility herself. Obsessed Dead Ringer is rated ft', and It stars Ned Beatty, Neil Patrick Cayton, Rhonda Dorton, Lois about the war and himself. has received four Genie nomina- will be released on home video Harris with special appearances Masten, Ed Wright, Waide A. Glover vows to save Hackman, tions, including a best actress no- on April 12. by Little Richard and Chubby Riddle and Russ Tamblyn. and the two of them work out a mination for Kerrie Keane, best Checker. When beautiful co-ed Julie code system that leads them to supporting actress nomination Kiss produced by Pen Dens- This movie is about twelve- is savagely raped, she vows re- one another and confuses the for Colleen Dewhurst, and a no- ham, and John Watson is an R year-old Billy Johnson's new venge on her violatorseven if Viet Cong. mination for best adapted rated horror. fuzzy, grape-coloured extra-ter- she has to make a pact with the Bat 21 is from Tri-Star Pic- screenplay. The movie stars Joanna Pa- restrial who comes to earth to get devil himself. Julie seeks out a tures, and is based on the book cula, Merideth Salenger, Mimi a job in a rock n' roll band and Necromancer, a modern day sor- of the same name by William C. by kelly Storry Kyzyk, Nicolas Kilbertus, and to give a helping hand to some cerer, but once the spell is cast Anderson. It is rated R, and the Chronicle Staff Jan Rubes. senior citizens who are losing the Devil expects" his due. running time is approximately The new home video relea- The story begins when Aunt their homes. This movie is gi- This movie is given a 106 minutes. Release date is ses for March and April are as Felice (Pacula) visits her ven a PG rating. horror rating. April 5. follows: teenage neice Amy (Merideth ENTERTAINMENT The Chronicle March 13. 1989 Page 7

Weekend solo musicians DURHAM'S FIRST & FOREMOST experience joys, pitfalls COMICS AND By Andy Warren SPECIALTY SHOP Chronicle Staff Imagine you had to enter- tain a large crowd of partying pe- ople who want to bust loose for Back issues-posters the weekend. -shirts-etc. A growing number of musi- cians are doing it for a living; entertaining drinking patrons at fine establishments with a gui- Widest Selection of tar in their hands and a song in Fantasy & Role Playing their heart. Sometimes the Games crowd gets a little hostile, de- manding to hear what they This side of Toronto want, but most of the time they are content to sip on their drinks and listen to some "good tunes". Almost all just boogie once the Hockey & Baseball Cards proper amount of alcohol takes Non-Sports Cards away their inhibitions. Lou West, a graduate of Bought-Sold-Traded Durham College, has played in bars for 19 years. As a one-man band. West played almost every possible venue in Durham Re- gion that has live entertain- COMIC ment. Photo by Andy Warren 44 Simcoe St. N. Oshawa Recently, at the Ploughman Steve Craig, a professional solo musician, entertains for the in the Genosha Hotel, West sum- crowds who appreciate the classics, six days a week at Fre- 723-7212 marized his view from the stage: dericks in the McLaughlin Square. "I look at the scenes before me like a picture show, like a play." sand times before. But the songs Gordon Lightfoot once spoke West says that in certain rough do sound fresh and they find life of his way of appeasing the places he has worked, he felt it, once again in a bar full of people crowd, saying, "In the early days "was like a time bomb about to looking for a good time. I would sit down and watch the explode". In the back comer of the hockey game and get up to play "You are there to entertain," classy Fredericks in downtown during the intermission". says West, "and if the crowd Oshawa, a chipper man is sin- Stove Craig says: "There has wants to hear a particular song, ging something like: been a revolution over the last you play it if you know it". "Sing us the song you're the six or seven years, because in the To prove he wants to please piano man/sing us a song to- bars then there was only bands. Swimming Pool the crowd. West goes on to per- night/well we're all in the mood One man bands were not around. Whirlpools form House of the Rising Sun for for a melody/and you got us fee- Now, they are becoming very po- the second time in one set. This ling alright. pular." Complete Gym pleases the lady who simply loud It seems to be the proper Some of the reasoning for Weights Room must hear the song again to re-^ song to deliver, because Stove capture the spirit when the first this has to do with hard cash. S imbeds Craig is that piano man. With a One man gets paid nearly the CO rendition was played. repetoire of over 400 songs, Daycare ' same amount of money for per- West has a repetoire of. ab- Craig manages to produce the re- Lifecycles (included) out 300 forming as a band does; so in- songs that he accompa- quests he gets with "new found stead of four guys splitting $400 Professional nies with his guitar, drum ma- freshness"; With an Esonia syn- and for a couple of nights work, one Aerobic Classes chine, unlike most of his one- thesizer and sequencer, Craig guy gets it all. man band competitors, bass pe- ^an produce the sounds of many (ZToyz.e Mark Str-etcfTt. & dal. West wistfully comments different instruments. "You hear Dubyk is a little dif- Level On-e

ferent that a person making a living at certain requests, and you get ti- from other one man bands. ^ LotAj Im.ffCt.ct this type of thing has to have a red of them," says> Craig, "so I Dubyk is alone up there with just HigH. Impact solid list of songs from various mix things up, improvise, and his guitar; no drum machine. In- ^A.quci,fit categories of music. "If a guy do- make it feel new to me. Then I stead of cover songs, Dubyk esn't play country here (The can play that song with new in- works mostly from his book of Ploughman), he'll be booted out". spiration. The audiences are in- original songs. In the beginning, * Individual programs & personal attention Stove Moorhead, the popu- telligent, they know if you are Dubyk did concentrate on the old For more information please call lar in-house performer at Wyn- bored." standards from Neil Young, fields in Oshawa, has a gritty Craig plays Fredericks six America etc.. . but got a bit bored voice and plays classic rock'n'roll nights a week, which leaves him of that. songs that range from OCR to the just enough time to compute new "It's hard to put your heart Beatles. People start on the arrangements into his synthesi- into Heart of Gold when someone dance floor from the moment zer, and leam how to play the requests it." With his original Moorhead strikes the first chord newest melodies on the radio. songs, Dubyk can reach that le- on his acoustic guitar. A bass Craig does bring in a crowd that vel of inspiration that led him player joins Moorhead and his applauds his finely crafted origi- into music to begin with. "People drum machine frequently, and nal songs as well as the cover know when they hear something on this night he invites a guest songs. " different, and they respond. Pe- vocalist to belt out The Guess Applause picks up the spi- ople do like to hear something Who's New Mother Nature/(no rits of (he performers, just as with meaning, either relations- sugar tonight). The crowd claps much as an indifferent reception hips or everyday happenings." thunderously, and Moorhead to their performances can be "Sometimes it's hard to be stops down for about a half-hour very uninspiring to them. on stage alone," says Dubyk, "ot- break. Just one beer sooths his "I clap for every song," says her musicians can cover any mi- voicebox. bar patron Mike Walmsley, "it's stakes, but alone, you're placing "I can't abuse alcohol", says obvious it makes the performer yourself where everyone hears Moorhead, "I've too much to feel bettor and if he is having an and sees everything you're do- lose". Almost all one man.bands off night the clapping can bring agree thatpartying while perfor- them Hghl'bacTTup. Then when' ing". Dubyk doesn't mind," be- ming is a mistake. They are cause, "it's the only thing I've everyone gets into it, everyone ever to alone up there, and have to be has a bettor time." wanted do". Dubyk alert. "I have to rely on myself. played regularly on Sundays last That spirit can't be said of year at Curlys in and "Most people are here to all patrons. In any bar, some pe- Oshawa, have fun, and is what they is ready to start playing around that ople come in with the world on the area do. It is funny sometimes wat- their shoulders, and sit sullenly, again. ching all the actions of the custo- not even noticing the entertai- Many bars everywhere are mers." Asked if he got bored with ner. Others get rambunctious af- catching .on to the idea that just playing the same songs over and ter a few ales, and look for one person playing to the custo- over, Moorhead smiles. "The trouble. Heckling the performer mers can bring those customers songs aren't new to us, but to the is a good way to start a fine eve- back. When asked why he had people the song may seem new. ning of causing mischief. come to Wynfields this particu- And when a song becomes rou- "In some places, the perfor- lar night, bricklayer Tom San- tine, we can do it tighter. The mer can be the target for derson says, "Just wanted to longer you do something the bet- trouble," says Lou West, adding, hear some good tunes, man". tor you get". "it is part of the job that can be Many people are echoing those With that philosophy, Moor- uncomfortable, but if you keep a sentiments, and going to the ve- *head goes on to do a set of songs level head you can stay away nues that entertain with one that he must have done a thou- from trouble". man bands. Page 8 The Chronicle March 13. 1989 Fi l m has seari ng view of racial tension By Nancy Harper portrayal of an FBI agent in the Chronicle hatred toward the "colored", res- not a movie for the faint-of-he- minated for seven academy staff film Mississippi Burning. ented the FBI coming into their awards, including Best Pic- On June 19, 1964, the U.S. art. ft is an important film with Hackman (Uncommon Va- town. The sheriffs department a deep message for today's soci- ture. ..It-is, rated AA, with a war- Senate passed its landmark Civil lor, Hoosiers) were even ning ofCoarse language and vio- Rights Bill. Two days more resentful. ety. later, is exeptional as Agent Rupert They felt they could handle a Mississippi Burning is no- lence. three civil rights workers two Andersen. His partner, Willem "simple missing persons" case on northern whites (Michael Dafoe, (Platoon, The Last Temp- their own. Of course, this was Schwemer and Andrew Good- tation of Christ) is the young lea- to mask that the deputy and she- man) and a Southern black (Ja- Fi ne d i n i ng , relaxation der of the FBI team, a conserva- riff were actually behind it. mes Chaney) were arrested for tive, play-by-the-book type. speeding in Philadelphia, Mis- Many members of the commu- The relationship between the nity, including the police, were sissippi, then jailed and later re- two is fascinating to watch. and comfort are offered leased into the die-hard Ku Klux Klan mem- night. The three Hackman, being the older of the bers. were never seen again. two finds it difficult to take or- This is the true story ac- The movie showed how the for you at Belamy's ders from Dafoe. Dafoe, al- media count that is the premise for moved into the town tur- ready unsure of his power, de- ning the situation into a carnival By Kelly Storry lunch companions, to find them Orion Pictures* $15 million mands respect arid acceptance. drama, Mississippi Burning. of sorts, and turning the bigoted Chronicle Staff just as enjoyable. One consisted Hackman rarely gives it. townspeople into experts on the If cheap, great tasting food of a ground round, a large por- Not since his 1971 perfor- For six weeks after the three mance in The French Connection subject of racism. is for you, Belamy's is the place tion of beef, smothered in gravy, civil rights workers went mis- Mississippi Burning is a sea- to meet. onions, and sauteed mushroom&.~ has veteran actor Gene Hack- sing, FBI agents blanketed the man been awarded an Oscar for ring view of racism in the Belamy's offers fine dining, It also included a side order of area in search of the missing bo->, 1960's. The film is often distur- relaxation, and affordable pri- crispy french fries. best actor. Now Hackman is up dies. The townspeople, most of once again for best actor for his bing, the scenes of violence are ces. The other lunch lived up to whom were brought up with a brutal in their realism. This is I began my meal with an ap- the same standards. It consisted petizer of garlic bread, and a cae- of a order of chicken fingers, and ser salad. These were excellently a caeser salad. The chicken fin- prepared despite the mushrooms gers were lightly coated in a bat- in my salad. I had distinctly as- ter, and accompanied by a choice ked they not be included. of many sauces. The garlic bread was delica- The meal came to a total of tely buttered, and lightly to- $22.50 with four large glasses of asted, much to my tastebud's sa- pop included. tisfaction. The salad was a caeser Overall, Belamy's rates fa- lover's dream. vorably in terms of courteous, My entre consisted of a large helpful, and friendly service. Be- portion oflasagna, smothered in lamy's has always been a place meat sauce. It was more than to go to expect consistency' in worth the price. great prices and great food. A I tast-tested the entres of my great place to dine. Captai n EO , n ot worthy of raves By Kelly Storry who attacked or why the ship Chronicle Staff was being attacked. Michael Jacksona let EO's furry co-pilots provide down in 3D. the only humor in what is billed Captain EO is a thirty mi- as a comedy adventure show. nute 3D flick, starring Jackson, > Few of the 3D effects seemd did little to entertain the au- to take theaudience bycomplete dience. surprise. A quick toss of a can, Walt Disney World's Epcot and a outrageous explosion were Centre is where the movie is be- the only effects to make the au- ing shown. In my opinion, it dience duck for cover. isnot one of Epcot's greater at- Jackson's dancesteps and fa- tractions. mous moonwalk, had some of the Expecting a great light and audience in awe, maybe just in laser show, I found the hype over fascination. Other than the the production unfounded. thrusts of the- hips, and a few The plot of Captain EO re- quick moves, the picture was not volves around Jackson being the worth the publicity. Captain of a' spaceship under Save your money, and time, seige. I find it hard to picture and watch Jackson on home vi- Jackson, as the fearless conque- deo. It's not worth the trip to rer of space. Captain EO fights Epcot. off the space attack, in quick fas- hion. It leaves you not knowing Students9 poems wanted Poems could earn you extra money by Kelly Storry "Students are often winners Chronicle Staff in our contest stu- contests,'and we would Poetry urges like to see more students' po- dents to enter, and receive a etry," said Robert Nelson, pu- chance of sharing in $11,000 in blisher for the association. "prizes. ""' .. "We want to find undisco- Poets may enter the contest vered poets and give to six them -the with up poems, each no recognition they deserve. This more than 20 lines. Each poem year our. winners will be publis- will also be considered for publi- hed and publicized to the utmost cation in the American Poetry of our power," said a Nelson. Anthology, leading collection The contest remains open of contemporary verse. until June 30, 1989, to allow Over six years of sponsors- time for students to enter the hip, the American Poetry Asso- contest during summer break. ciation has run 28 contests and The entry is free. awarded over $112,000 in prizes to 2,850 poets. Poets can send their poems The grand with their names and addresses prize is $1,000 on each page, to American Po- and the first prize is $500. In all, etry 152 poets win Association, Dept. CT-22, will awards. Poets 250 A Potrero Street, P.' 0. Box who enter early will have a 1803, Santa chance in another contest to win Cruz. CA 95061- a grand prize of $1,000. 1803. ENTERTAINMENT The Chronlcte March 13. 1988 Page 9 The Vi l lage Pu b offe rs g reat th i ngs to look at By Andy Wan-en Besides the common promo- kers. opposite pieces from the brewerie8' underneath one wS1What ? ^fnsets a barl^r aparto^^ fromfr^ I;0^1 wall. ^ ^television there are some unique items, screen banes the rpfired awpn any other bar? Some say it is the Pennants collected from travel- SrTone ^he S^s mo^re" people who go there otfiers seem ling fans include: Soviet Super spectea referees Se^adSTi to think it is the food that is ser- Series 88-89-Red Army vs. Buf- ^mer o^er Aime^iousseau ved andstillothersconsiderhow falo Sabres, New Orleans Saints, sayT^Ma^^'works fartheyhavetogotogetthere. atSand Harlem Globetrotters, St. Louis Se^d hTco^eTin so When people are n a bar. Cardinals, Boston Celtics, 1986 i-iS^Tthe Ser"' ^ S^Perbowl-New York Giants That is the manne?in which S^teSB^^J^r^i8^ championship, and numerous ot- most S^S The ^Sr'^ items were obtained. "Cu- bufls, ?& Village Pump con- hers. stomersre eo to these evpnta and tains some very interesting pic- An autographed picture of a -T iouveS sa^ Ro^ turesandmemorabiliatolookat. young, bristle-headed Bobby ^u "L^^stoS ^dfv Collected over the years by the Orr, courtesy of Bill Kurelo, cap- STte t^oS^oT an^ owners and regular customers, tures the eye immediately. A Brook (former these partner to Rous- unique items will no doubt large picture of Oshawa's own seau) picked up a few things from be valuable collectors items one Dale Hawerchuk was given by the breweries where he used to n^^yk^ aswe11 as work". Asked if these items are ^T^o^iLocated in, the mall^oii ato, theA. P^^^ ^ a picture of Bruins coach Terry currentiv worth monpv Rnnn comer of Ritson and Taunten O'Reilly, also donated by O'Reil- ^li^^ afco^ £ faBrian Glennie hit- fine assortment of finger foods known to mankind. If nothing on ting a Montreal Canadian oppo- and sandwiches that the Village the tube interests you than a nent, capturing on canvass the pub offers. For pickled egg fans, look around the bar will provide excitement of one of hockey's all- ajar of eggs is available, free for some fan. time most punishing bodychek- the taking. Best in books R ushd ie laced with hu mor

By Trudie Zavadovics Chro- space plummet to their immi- Chamcha was mystified. nicle staff nent death, or do they? Then he noticed a large number 'The world, someone wrote Gabreel Farishita is India's of soft, pellety objects had appea-

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the place - dark Gable, complete with hali- the floor of the Black Ma- on »» red mg ’m it. tosis, while Saladin Chamcha is ria. He felt consumed by bitter- Salman Rushdie is relent- India's Rich Little. ness and shame. It seemed that less in his quest to pit man One, clinging to hope that even his natural processes were against himself. He invades the there is birth in death and the goatish now. The humiliation of deepest recesses of mind and im- other despairing in the reality it. . . .Such degradations might magination with the unimagina- that there is no God, they mira- be well for riff-raff from villiages ble. culously land on a beach in in Sylhet or the bicycle repair He probes a whirlpool of phi- "Proper England" resting under shops of Gujranwala but he was losophies of good and evil, God a blanket of virgin snow. cut from a different cloth. .My and satan, love and hate, life and The celebration of their fate good fellows, he began attemp- death. is fleeting as 'Gabreel dawns a ting a tone of authority that was He masters description and halo and Saladin is cursed with pretty difficult to bring off from deception as two men embark, hoofs, hair and horns. Both are that undignified position. On his each escaping from themselves cursed with the uncertainty of back, with his hoofy legs wide on a lifelong journey which be- which is good and which is apart and a soft tumble of his gins on a highjacked plane. The evil. Is Gabreel the devil in dis- own excrement all about him. Bostan, exploded in the heavens guise? You will laugh, you may cry. becoming a. fiery mass of broken This book is bizarre,irrever- It may stir stagnant memories, dreams, broken bodies. ently laced with humor, sad, and raise burning questions.It is not Two men, 30,000 feet in wildly entertaining. a fast read, but it is a good read. Paoe 10 Tha Chronlda March 13. ENTERTAINMENTI^ Exciting plays scheduled for the 1 989 Shaw Festival Rest Choke. by Kelly Stony presents An Inspector Calls, by Chronicle Staff J. B. Priestly. The musical this Shaw festival's 1989 season season is Good News, by Lau- TOTAL FAMILY HAIR CARE previews April 26. rence Schwab, and B. G. De- -^ Bernard Shaw's Man and Sylva. Superman opens April 26, and The Challenges of the Cour- ffappy endings begin at first Choice J{aircutters! closes Oct. 15. thouse will feature Bernard ". .-'*,'.'' Also playing is Berely Shaw's Getting married, and the Square, by John L. Balderston, Ibsen masterpiece, Peer Gynt. and Once In A Lifetime, by Moss The late season opener at Hart, and George S. Kaufinan. the Festival Theatre will be Tre- bring in this advertisement to receive The Royal George Theatre lawriy of the Wells.

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/ . Crafts show at Durham by Rebecca Mundy $40 dollars for the space. 'The 10% off highlights Chronicle Staff money taken in for booking Durham College will be ho- space goes right back into conti- sting a craft show on March 18 nuous learning revenue," says $ 1 .00 off haircut for the first time, and it is open Andor. to all-arts and crafts people in The craft show is not a flea with shampoo Durham and surrounding areas. market. Registration forms are Donna Andor, administra- screened and articles sold will be

tive assitant, continuous lear- original art. - 19»89, ning centre, organized the event 'This is the first time Dur- Offer expires March 30, and reports participation re- ham has had the show*," says An- sponse is good. dor. "Ususally it takes a couple No appointment necessary. Vending tables will beset up of years to build up and we hope in the lower cafeteria at a cost of to have it in future." 'Thb Chronicle March 13. 19fl9 Page 11 Libra: eat fi bre and avoid polyester j u m psu its

by MR.XY and Miss XX song about it it'll sell a ' Chronicle mil- tying mission, the age old re- you. This means what it always Aquarius: Agonizing over Staff lion. Nothing like a Hello little mental medy of raw eggs, tabasco sauce, means, in the 80's more fibre, your problems won't make them astrologically cons- instability to keep life fan. and Hershey's chocolate syrup You should avoid polyester go away but a 40 ouncer of cious Durhamites. We can't tell you Cancer: If the pressure of (o^m,^~i ,.4,,i<» i,nn« nn */», «< jumpsuits ala Elvis. You don't Jack Daniels will! Should you who we are, but of course, m»re like The flnd yomBeinn a Btrange we can tell school's getting to you, you can p^^^ room. you who we were in do two things. One, wallow in ^TS ’’"""""led by strange people, one of our many past lives. ho^Tl^a^ayan?^y than^ Pee^ Wee Herman does,^ so your misery and bore the hell out don't panic you're probably Strange as it sounds. Miss XX viruses. , forget about it. Instead, you can was of your friends when you tell find ways to express yourself Juat not used to waking up at

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XY was the inspiration for holders, a lava lamp; or even an tnp to a Japanese business ma- ^^ ^ - _ Capricorn: Your penchant yo^l look better. SCTVs Count Floyd. electric can opener. Sprucing up nagement course will help you for black velvet glow-in^the-dark Without any further delay, the home is always a sure-fire leam the true meaning of infe- oil^ painting of matadors and sad- Pisces: Happy birthday to here's what the stars see way for Cancers to boost their a11 "Bhes for you rioritv If vou keen having dre- ®yed puppies is destined to hold V011 swimming around during the next couple of weeks. morale. back from great things in m the sea of life. Birtiiday Aries: Fluctuations in your amsTbout^uan 3^life. It's time to find a new pen- pre^ emotions are Scorpio: Never underesti- donkey harassing you, then it ,s nothing to worry mate the power of bowling as pn ^S^u^^n^^^^ about; unless of course they lead time lo give up coffee and start chant. Ceramic pigs might be a about it with the state ofybur enticing, sexually-oriented watohmg old Marcus^^ Welby re- good idea; after is - to the unnecessary tormenting of - all, Oshawa room being what is, you probably game! Your quest for great lite- nms- a fellow student with Nerftoys. the ceramic pig capital of Ca- , , - , , If things rature may end up with guys in nada. Not many people know won t even able to find them get out of control, you combat gear banging at your Virgo: The stars see you next week! HeU, you don't even could always venture into the surrounded by middle-aged this astounding fact, so use it wi- realm' with a lonely Aqua- door if you insist on reading The plumberswearingrabbitsuite- sely. ^eird Satanic Verses. But don't let this ^Z^Z0^0^8^^^sents are! Use^ some of your birth- rian-and realize the true mea- don't panic - just kidding. Se- Sagittarius: After your ex- ning of angst. crush your desire for learning: riously Virgo, now is the time for citing reading week adventures, dav money to indulge in your Gemini: Your usual energy you can gain startling insights you to take hold of your situation I suggest you calm yourself by P^sion tor Lawerence Welk's from the back of cereal New lear has been waning these past boxes and in life and rid yourself of any un- taking up a quiet hobby such as celebrations, now weeks, but it's manuscripts from The People's belts from available on video. nothing a few Court. wanted characteristics. This making bullets. This Mars Bars can't fix. By. increa- may mean a possible excursion will impress the heavy metal Tha^a it for this issue kids. sing your sugar-intake, your hy- Taurus: To re-establish to the sort of places Screamin' community, and earn you some Mr. XY and Miss XX will be back peractivity level will increase your sense of Karmic balance, Joe Lude and The Incredible extra cash. In the event you find next time for one last issue of too.. This means you can get the you should consume several bott- Nooner frequent. Good luck on yourself tempted to perform The Chronicleit’ll be our fare- work of four done. Remember, les ofSaki and run around Camp the quest! dare-devil acts of stupidity in the well installment. Remember, worry, be paranoid. It's good for Samac nude. In, the event you Libra: Nutritional balance cafeteria, don't let anyone stop keep your eyes on the stars and you, and possibly write .a silly catch cold while on this self-puri- is of the utmost importance for you. your hands to yourself.

PLANNING AND POLICY COMMITTEE A meeting of the Durham College Planning and Policy Committee was held on February 7. .

. Gary Polonsky reported that issues raised at a Committee of Presidents' meeting on February 6 included the approval of a Human Resources Development Project; approval by the 'Ministry that part-time fees be increased by $1.60 per hour effective September 1989;* the honoring of the Academic agreement by notifying all other Colleges of Academic job postings; the stress on the Ontario Skills Development Office by the Ministry of Skills, Development (which was impressed by Durham's O.S.D.O. Plan); the selection of Confederation College (tentatively) as the site for delivery of Step 16 training; and the extension of the CBL project for one ' year. .

Bulletin Boards and internal communications were discussed. The matter was referred to the Organizational Effectiveness Senior Standing Committee (SSC)for recommendations. Reassurance was given that .there should be no problem filling seats in the Law and Security Program (approval not yet received from M.C.U.). In regards to VISION 2000,. Bonnie Ginter-Brown requested assistance from P & P to produce a strategic plan. People may submit individual "visions" to the Ministry and Gary Polonsky would be more than enthusiastic to receive a copy. However, it was agreed that the college would also submit one single "vision". B. Ginter-Brown, J. Davidson, G. Polonsky, D. Michie, R. Williams and a student representative will form a committee to look at this task and report back to P & P with recommendations.

Alternatives to the ticketing of cars were discussed, and this matter was referred to the Administrative Services SSC for further discussion. Wording on the warning ticket will be reviewed, and it will be revised to make it "more friendly".'

Arthur Smith will be asked for representatives from the Technology and Applied Arts Divisions to sit on the P & P Committee. Faculty and student representatives were to advise Jim Kirkconnell re locations to TANNING post approved P & P minutes. Copies will be forwarded to the library to be filed in a binder as a permanent record. ’. 10 SESSIONS Gary Polonsky will recommend at the next Committee of Presidents' meeting that the Colleges should continue to collectively sponsor a system wide $40 marketing effort. He will recommend to the Board of Governors that the Operational Review Steering Committee should meet to look at current operational review procedures, snd how we may wish to continue. BRIDAL PACKAGE In regard to College signage, internal signs will be installed as soon as possible, and the Board Executive Committee will be asked about naming of *HAIR buildings, wings and thoroughfares. ... ’- ^MAKE-OVER Anyone affected by construction and renovations at the College and not ^MANICURE previously consulted, should contact the Plant Department immediately for input. ^ $40 Loyalist," Sir Sandford Fleming, and Durham Colleges are hosting a P.D. Day, February 24 for the Northumberland/Newcastle Public Board of Education. : ALSO AVAILABLE

In regard to College enrollment, it was reported that the total number of students serviced by Durham this year will be approximately 36,500. Jump ^WAXING ^FACIALS Sta^te-"and:-^ireet-£nt^l-wU^-^esult- iF^

Paoo 12 The Chronlda March 13. 1989 THE LIGHTER SIDE Adventures of Sam Plane plays havoc on air turbulance By Andy Warren leep on the beach, and was bur- By Kelly Storry Daytona Beach, I looked aim- My friend and I sat there loo- Chronicle Staff ned so bad they had to take him Chronicle Staff lessly around the airplane, king a sickly green color, while So you have it bad eh? to the hospital. Ladies and gentlemen, we <

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-.*^.-.. The Chronicle March 13. 19^_Page ,13 CAMPUS NEWS Teacher makes 'hobby' out of woodwork! na plans You are cordially invited to attend e, The Lounge Renovation

Committee Meeting.

Whsru Wednesday f March 15, 4p.m. Where: Room E218

, B.Y.O. ideas, concerns, and input. ~

s' Photo by Angus Scott Decorative wooden decoys created by Bob Holdforth. RS.V.P.: SAC. Office by Angus Scott While Creative Dads does Chronicle staff sell some completed products, in- Gleaming brightly in the cluding about four rocking hor- light from the bare, exposed ses a year, Holdforth says, "The bulb, dozens of glass eyes stare prime objective is to encourage expectantly as you enter the ba- people to get involved in doing sement workshop. You are being their own crafts." watched by the beautiful wooden The designs are easy to fol- creations of Durham teacher Bob low and complete, says Hold- Holdforth. forth. Even the most inexperien- TASTE Holdforth, who teaches an A ced woodworker should be able apprenticeship training course to complete the wooden hobby in machine shop, is a tool-maker horse design. Holdforth: "I al- who has been at the college since ways get-asked that question. 1981. The business he started The only tools you really need RWAUY with his wife June three years OF are three chisels and a mallet. If ago, Creative Dads of Canada, you didn't have a band-saw to has become one of his greatest rough cut the wood, I could do pleasures. that for yOu." . ' "I find it is a very good diver- Bob also offers free counsel- FOR A sion. MERE With metal, you overcome ling services to his customers.

its'strength wood, you work "Any problems that come up, pe- with it." ople just call me to ask advice. I Creative Dads sells the can also help advise on where to plans, instructions and materi- buy the wood." als for a wide selection for the se- PITTANCE. of wooden The wood large, products. Customers may pur- venteenth-century. design costs chase plans for wooden decoys, around $250 while the wood for antique musical instruments, the hobby horse is about $60. Georgian- or Victorian-style doll At present, there are about houses or antique rocking hor- 12 to 15 customers working on ses. horses. The rocking horses got the Also available to complete Holdforth business started. the job properly are glass eyes, It seems that Bob received a manes, leather accessories, acry- book, Making Rocking Horses by lic paints and wood stains. British wood worker Anthony Creative Dads will have a Dew, as a present. He followed display at the upcoming Durham the directions and made his first College crafts show on March 18. rocking horse. Says Bob, "You make a Holdforth then wrote a let- horse because you want to make ter to congratulate Dew on the it; not because the wife says little excellence of the book and de- Johnny should have one." signs. "Anthony replied, offering "You get hooked on it. Just me the North American rights like fishing."- to the sale of the horses." Dinosaurs' secrets can be probed with aid of CAT Scan by Donna Donaldson prints, skin, dinosaur eggs (a re- Chronicle staff cent discovery) and copulant. Space age technology has gi- "Fossilized feces is a great ven scientists the ability to take substance to work with because a closer look at dinosaur eggs' it doesn't smell and it isn't soft," through CAT Scanning. Leitch joked. Dr. Andrew Leitch of the But the copulant does pro- Royal Ontario Museum said the vide some answers to the past in CAT Scan enables the scientist being able to categorize the dino- to study the minute details; of saur. Inside there are concentra- specimens without damaging tions of what the species has ea- whathas-been-preserved- tor- ten, which helps determine ifthe thousands of years. animal was meat-eating or Leitch was presenting his plant-eating. topic Dinosaurs, Inside and Out The Durham Science and at the Durham Science and Tech- Technology lecture series is in its nology lecture series Feb. 15. 11th year and is sponsored by the Leitch said when linked to Durham Board of Education and a computer system the CAT Scan Durham College. provides cross-sectional and 3-D Five lectures are slated for imaging of the specimen while the 1989 year: Dinosaurs, Inside maintaining its original state. and Out, Feb. 15; High Temper- "Fossils are any object ature Superconductivity, March which gives us evidence about 8; Tornadoes (and Hurricanes) in ancient life footprints, bones Canada, March 29; Steroids:A or a scratch on a rock. And as a Chemical for Every Occasion, rule the best fossils are found as April 11; and DNA Fingerprin- far away as or even farther than ting, April 19. a four-wheel drive can get," said Lectures are all held in the Leitch. Durham College Lecture The- Fossils that Leitch excava- atre and begin at 8 p.m. tes and examines are bones, foot- Page 14 Th6 Chiontete March 13. IMQ CAMPUS NEWS COME AND BE A PART OF THE WORLD'S LARGEST CHAIN OF DANCE STUDIOS. I m proved THE ARTHUR MURRAY DANCE ventilation ORGANIZATION IS LOOKING FOR HAPPY. ENERGETIC. SELF-MOTIVATED req ui red i n MEN AND WOMEN TO BECOME BALLROOM DANCE INSTRUCTORS Ajax class AT THEIR WHITBY STUDIO. By Brian Chiasson PART TIME POSITIONS ARE NOW Chronicle staff WHICH COULD LEAD The Ministry of Labor is AVAILABLE. working on inproving ventila- TO PERMANENT EMPLOYMENT AS tion in the carpentry shop at the TEACHERS AND STUDIO Ajax campus of Durham College. MANAGERS. WITH SALARIES OF Ventilation problems at the shop UP TO $35.000 PER ANNUM. are caused by sawdust, equip- ment and processes. A BACKGROUND IN DANCE WOULD Judy Osier, a support staff Photo by Brian Chiasson representative for the Joint He- Signs in the technology wing warn about unsafe chemicals. BE HELPFUL, BUT IS NOT ESSENTIAL alth and Safety Committee of the AS TRAINING WILL BE PROVIDED. college since 1983 says, 'Wel- be established if there are 20 or \ The purpose of the commit- ding shop fumes, ventilation in more workers regularly em- tee is to make health and safety the PHI building downtown (the ployed at a workplace. tours and inspections of the college rents space for the futu- The committee is made up workplace to identify hazardous TO APPLY FOR A CHANCE AT AN EXCITING NEW JOB res program), and the carpentry of equal representation from situations and make recommen- OPPORTUNITY. PHONE SYLVIE AT 430 0014 shop, at the Ajax building" are three different areas in the col- dations and report findings to - the current potential safety ha- lege: management which is ap- the employer. zards on the agenda. pointed, support staff union Osier says, "All we can do is Art hu r ^(u rraff Under the Occupational He- members who are elected, and make recommendations. We alth and Safety Act, a joint he- faculty union members who are can't enforce them." If the hazard alth and safely committee must elected. violates the health and safety act, and nothing is done inter- nally, the committee asks the Ministry of Labor to step in. 'They enforce the act in the college. They have the power to shut down machinery, labs, or N ig h t processes, if they're not safely run." Other agenda items are the: smoking policy; welding shop fu- mes (at the Oshawa campus); ha- zardous chemical storage', air quality in room A163 (registrars office); asbestos management program; safety tours; asbestos location map; A209 chemistry lab (leaking substance via ex- haust duct work); safety plat- form and railing on cooling to- wer; and W.H.M.I.S. (Workplace Hazardous Materials Informa- tion System). A part of C122 has two pho- tocopiers. Osier says, 'We've only had one problem in the college with copiers as I remember. It was ye- ars ago in the Simcoe building. The problem was that some co- piers gave off a small amount of ozone. '. "Ozone is a modified form of oxygen which in nature is for- GYPSY ROSE med by the action of light on oxy- BRIGHTOH ROCK gen. It's in our normal breathing air as well and increases on Wednesday Wednesday bright, sunny days and during March 1 5th $3.00 cover $4.00 electrical storms. March 22nd cover "High concentrations of it can be harmful but .1 part per million is an accepted level. Good

ventilation is required, a mini- r i mun of 12 inches between the 2 1 GUNS UNDER A BL back of the machine, where the venting is, and the closest wall. THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS ROCK SHOW 'The problem at the Simcoe RED SKY A TRIBUTE TO U2 building is it (the machine) was Wednesday Wednesday backed up against the wall so there was a build-up of heat, and March 29th $3.00 cover April 5th $4.00 cover the ozone of course was emitted more freely because of the heat. The room was filled with a sweet smelling aroma (the ozone). /If copiers are maintained properly there should be no pro- ALL HEART blem." THE POWER OF AC/DC John Field, the branch ma- Wednesday nager of Mitek Business Sy- Wednesday stems, says, "If you understand April 12th $4.00 cover April 19th $3.00 cover the process that a copier uses, it's a process that melts a combina- tion of plastic and ink onto the sheet of paper. An indirect elec- 22 Athol St. trostatic process. THE WHITE Oshawa 576-9898 "Copying systems normally incorporate a little internal va- THE BEST OF LED ZEPPELIN Doors open at 8:00 pm. cuum unit which keeps them pretty clean inside. Some partic- Wednesday les will escape. . . but I. don't April 26th $3.00 cover think there are enough particals escaping to be detrimental - pff fthmnlcto March 13. 19B9 PM» 15

Graduating against the odds : Au t ist i c st u d e nt wa nts n o favori t i s m are phones with volume con- By Trudie Zavadovics helpful to disclose at least to tea- cation. We work in the homes and willingness to try to get rid lege of fears and change attitudes ab- trol for the hearing impaired, Chronicle staff chers and to the school. People with families." ramps, handicapped parking, might make all kinds of wrong out special needs children." Graduating rare and electronic doors. The Were to assumptions of them. That can odds 10,000 1 be harmful. If they make it Special needs co-ordinator against Michael Crowder ever Mary Konstantareas, head Never escape from Durham. Col- known, then we can be ofhelp." Lori Cook heads the REACH pro- graduating of the autistic clinic at the dark gram at Durham College. She lege. i Michael describes himself as Institute of Psychiatry says says, "There is support through although experts He knew his colors, could there are no precise figures for who post-autistic count to 10, and talk in sentences Attention overdue the REACH office for people say you never really escape au- the total number of autistic pe- are autistic, as well as people altogether. at nine-months old. Then, for two ople in Canada. Although she no- such as tism and a half years, he stopped tal- As Michael points out, "Au- with other special needs He is presently working as tism is not usually in the spot- tes it is rare for an autistic per- emotional problems, vi- social in a grocery store. king altogether absorbed in a son to graduate from college, it a service clerk world of his own. Michael is au- light. The attention given to it sual or hearing impairment, But he has run into problems. is possible as in Michael's case. tistic. is long overdue like a bandage learning disabilities, and the Advancement is slow and diffi- for an amputationtoo little too She says there are autistic pe- physically handicapped." the from special cult, and Michael is feeling late. It is appalling." ople graduating Cook is presently working frustration. In 1987, against horrendous When, at ten-months-old, classes in elementary and high with about 60 students. "We odds, Michael graduated from Michael stopped talking altoget- schools. work with the special needs stu- Durham College with a diploma her. His mother, Janette Crow- _ Ted Dionne, President of the dents so they can participate in Janette sees him living on in business administration and der, (presently a student at Dur- Durham chapter of the Ontario the study of their choice as any his own, and, if the right woman marketing. ham College) knew there was so- Society for Autistic Citizens, is other student participates. We comes along, in a relationship. mething terribly wrong. She an advocate of integration. His are making the new *L' Wing ac- Michael says, "It is one No favoritism . took him to experts. He was dia- 12-year-old son Darcy has re- cessible for the physically chal- thing to name tile problem, it is cently been integrated into the another thing to live with it and gnosed as deaf, mentally retar- lenged." of Michael got through most of ded, a child schizophrenic, and school system. "The main ingre- understand it. There is a part his secondary and post secondary myself, iflhelp them,(other au- finally, autistic. dient is heart, love for children, services offered education without anyone, tea- Darcy is' Some of the tistic people) I help myself. In be- "My world was shattered. and common sense. are technical aids, peer tutoring, chers or peers, knowing he was The prognosis was that he would taken out for his special educa- ing able to face their problems, autistic he wanted it that way. arranging for a note taker, and I face mine. I didn't have that either be a very slow learner, or tion skills like speech therapy, telecommunication devices. "I was like everyone else; there end up in Smith Falls, an insti- writing, and riding the bus. opportunity,in hindsight." was no favoritism." tea- Some of the present and fu- tute for the mentally handicap- Those things require special ture physical changes to the col- ped, which is now closed." chers. We need common sense Striving to be one of the crowd is one of many ways Mi- Major breakthrough chael proves to be unique. He is a pioneer an inspiration to au- "I took him to the dark In- tistic people everywhere. , stitute. There they used positive Keenly in tune with those reinforcement as a means of the- traits that render him autistic, rapy and Michael responded. Af- HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY! the personable, articulate 23- ter five months he began spea- year-old, talks about the pro- king again. At first he was just blems he faced going through repeating things, but one day he school. said, "There's mommy" and I was "How we cope with stress is there. It was a major break-- a life problem. Most people want through." to meet a problem head on. We don't. I had to push myself to do in The Geneva Centre in To- things. I had to push myself has been autistic unfamiliar areas. With my back- ronto treating the way children for 12 years. Their wor- ground, to get all definition of autism is: a se- through high school and gra- king that's a vere, lifelong developmental di- duate post secondary, sorder, with characteristics and lot of push." which can be confu- "I knew it would be difficult, symptoms myself in sing and often puzzling. The con- and I'd have to push dition is difficult to explain and areas of social disorder and com- and I still understand, particularly since it munication problems, occurs so rarely 10-12 in every fight it today." - "Not always, am I in touch 10,000 people. it was a pro- A diagnosis of autism requi- with my problems. If res impairments in all of the fol- blem, it was something that had no lowing areas of development: to be dealt with and triggered communication, social interac- emotional response." tion, restricted repertoire of acti- knowledge vities and interests, and associa- Smarts and ted features such as difficulties in eating, sleeping and toilet- "Empathy is very difficult. It becomes more a smarts and ting, unusual fears, learning more problems, repetitive behaviors, knowledge of the person, respon- over these Enchanting Editions: than knowing how they will self injury and peculiar No Blarney! Cast your eyes feel." ses to sensory input. Storming the Magic Kingdom: Wall Street, the Raiders and the Battle Jennifer Contello, resource for Autistic people can either consultant at the Geneva Centre Disney. suppress their feelings or be vo- says, "We assist families with latile. "Not having emotional re- of autism. We use The MarfBehind the Mystiqqe I Ralph Lauren ) am the diagnosis strictions inside, sometimes I a completely non-intrusive, posi- less hesitant about what I say. tive reinforcement form of the- Rare Jewel for a Tribute to King Clancy ) That can get me in both hot and rapy. We see a strong link be- King ( USE YOUR LIBRARY! cold water." tween behaviour and communi- Barry Bracken, a chairman in the business division taught Michael. He was. surprised to hear Michael is autistic. "I can't remember specific problems. He had some difficulty relating to peers, and he had some difficulty academically. He was kind of a loner." Michael has doubts as to whether keeping silent about his autism was best for him. "I agree with integration but the tea- chers should know. They could be mindful of people like me who have to have things demonstra- ted." Bracken too, would like to have known. "I think it would be

It ,^. CAMPUS NEWS Know the danger signs :

I n so m n i a 7, d ry t h ro at s i g n s of st ress ByBv NancyNfln<*v HarperTTnmar -stress resultingreauHirn? fromfmnn an sud-and- nessnefi» and»nd f.icrhtnf»fiatightness in thethf* jaw,i»wr. hing. We've got documented evi- nadian Institute of Stress to Chronicle staff den and serious event, such as back of neck, shoulders or dence of a slight woman, 120 Ibs., measure how well one copes with "If you don't have stress, the sudden death of a loved back. lifting the front end of a Cadillac stress: you're already dead," says one; -shortness of breath whose child was trapped under Kim Wame, a counsellor at Dur- -stress that springs from -headaches, tiredness, slee- it. It's impossible, but she did it, 1. Do you hate leaving things ham College. natural responses such as mar- ping too much or too little and didn't hurt herself. You have temporarily unfinished? Stress is an unavoidable fa- riage, child-birth, the onset of -becoming suddenly acci- enormous energy, but after- 2. Do you anticipate others in cet of life. It is simply a person's middle-age and retirement; dent prone wards you're totally, drained. conversation by nodding, inter- reaction to change. Some stress -stress that becomes an in- -insomnia Normal, everyday stressors, (be- rupting and finishing their sen- can, in grained part of daily living. -inability to concentrate cause you're not burning them tences? fact, be "good". Good 3. Areyou highly competitive? stress comes from successfully ri-. Body pays price , -dry throat and mouth off like you would running out of sing to a challenge, feeling confi- Unhealthy stress can result The important thing to re- that alley), start to eat holes in 4. Are you uneasy when wai- dence and having a sense of con- in "high blood pressure, heada- member about stress is that each your guts; that where ulcers are ting? trol over your destiny. Stress, in ' ches, ulcers, angina... your body person can handle a certain bom," Wame explained. 5. Do you like to do more than itself, is not a negative thing. Ho- always pays the price," said amount. Not everybody can take There is an obvious need to one thing a time, and are you wever, each person must work to Wame. a lot of stress. It is crucial to make sense out of the concept of constantly thinking about what build up a resistance to it, and A great deal of stress results know your stress level or amount stress. The very existence of di- to do next? this increased from frustration, and a great of immunity. To some people, the stress centres, including suicide .6. Do you always want recogni- resistance will aid tion for a well done? them in coping with future en- deal of frustration comes from slightest misfortune is disa- prevention and crisis interven- job counters with stress. not being assertive. Studies have strous; to others, little stress and tion, exemplify this need to un- 7. Are you vigorous and force- shown that a large of a rather carefree life seems dull. stress. ful in speech, using a lot ofgestu- Wame said, "We have to percentage derstand res? the people who develop stress-re- "Just as people have differ- « have stress to survive; it is like 8. Do you always feel responsi- fire, a good friend, but a lousy lated symptoms are rated very ent pain levels, we all have our Double-edged sword enemy." low on assertiveness. In the same own stress levels," Wame said. ble for what is happening around way that laboratory rats were We must know exactly what cope with the you? Many authorities have com- Most people 9. pared stress to an immunity. It not able to escape from stressful our capabilities are, and know stresses of life adequately. It Do you often judge perfor- situations, (and were thus hel- when we have had enough stress. should be in however, mance in terms ofnumbers?(how can be like a bacteria that gets kept mind, much?) -into the body, and prepares us pless) the rodents developed Often by trying to dismiss stress, that stress is a "double-edged many, bow for the next attack. Occasional symptomsperhaps the people we only burden ourselves more. sword"; there are both positive 10. Do you take your work very who do not have skills to escape "Stress can be related to the of it. It cau- seriously, working weekends or or acute stress is not harmful, and negative aspects work home? and can even be healthy. It is from their stressors also feel hel- fight or flight' syndrome. If you ses people problems and forces bringing only when stress becomes chro- plessness, and develop the sym- were walking down a dark alley, them to either change or suc- nic that we must take action. The ptoms. and two guys were blocking your cumb. If you answered YES to 7 or Knowing the danger way outyou would get a more questions, you may be cour- inability to cope with day-to-day signals higher " pressures is dangerous to our can help you cope with much hig- pulse rate, and your senses The following is a modifica- ting serious health and emotio- physical, emotional and mental her levels of stress. You can would increase. Your blood ves- tion of a test compiled by the Ca- nal problems. well-being. learn to recognize these signals, sels and arteries in your trunk Identify stressors and to change your characteri- decrease automatically. "You need to identify what stic responses to daily ten- Adrenaline pumps Edna Ann Fashions your stressors are; a lot of times sions. You thus can endure hig- "The ones (arteries) in your we don't even realize what her levels of stress, and perhaps arms and legs increase automa- Dresses they're doing to us. You must eit- even profit from them. Ten tell- tically, waiting for a message 10% off Prom her remove them, or try to re- tale signs of "bad" stress are: from your head. You've got to 10% off Tuxedo Rentals move yourself and rationally -cojyAands, especially if one run like hell, or fight. Your body deal with them," Wame said. . is colder than the other is preparing you for it. Adrena- 282 King St. W. Mary Parsons, of the Stress -indigestion, diarrhea, too line pumps into, your system. Oshawc^ON Centre in Toronto, says, "It frequent urination You get an extra surge of sugar. L1J2J9 (stress) affects your whole sy- -being susceptible to every "Now all these things hap- stem. Your body goes into a state cold or virus that goes around. pen automatically, in micro-se- 432-2833 of alert. It is essential to leam (which could mean that the conds; you're ready to do somet- the technique of relaxation in or- physical strains of distress are One stop Wedding Shops der to de-stress yourself." weakening your immune Three basic kinds of system) stress operate in our Jives: -muscle spasms or a sore-

Bikers rev your engines three-day training course wheels around April 1 4 by Donna Donaldson rolled in the program last sum- Chronicle staff . mer put the The motorcycle motorcycle training training course in the top five courses in course is revving up for its third the and summer at Durham province among the top' College. seven in Canada, with over 300 The three-day course tea- students going ches students basic and advan- through it. ced "It showed that Durham Re- manoeuvers, with in-class gion was an excellent location for instruction Friday night, and on- a motorcycle training program," bike training Saturday and Sun- said day at the Sharon Babbs, manager of north-end parking lot. the management centre in Skills The course starts April 14 Development. and runs every weekend until Sept. It 15. only runs one long- The motorcycle weekend Victoria Day. training course is geared toward the new At the end of each Ontario learner, but Babbs Safetey League training course, said some stu- the instructors dents who have had licences and conduct roadTtest bikes for years decide to take the examinations for licensing. .The course as refresher examination fee is included in a in safe and the $190 course fee. defensive driving habits. To register, students must Motorcycles for the course have a valid "R" licence, and be are supplied free of charge by: 16 years of age or older. Ab's Motorcycle Shop Ltd., Os- Students are required to hawa; Asselstine Country Su- wear a helmet, heavy jacket and zuki, Blackstock; Brooklin Cycle slacks, work gloves and appro- Marine, Whitby; Lakeshore Po- priate footwear for safety pre- wer Sports, Cobourg; and Ya- cautions. maha Sports, Pickering. A waiver of claim must be Tl^e wideTange of bike sizes signed upon registration in the and brands provide suitable ac- course. commodation for each students The number of students en- needs. ^ Women deans: best choice president says by Jenny Klaren sed from 14 per cent to 27 per Chronicle Staff cent. In comparison, in 1987 13.2 It has taken almost ten ye- ' per cent of the senior manage- ars for women at Durham Col- ment in the federal government lege to crack the starting'line up of Canada were women, up from in senior levels of management. 11 per cent in 1986. She said, "it's For the first time in the col- no longer unusual to see women ^~lege's history, three women oc- in senior management." cupy seats in senior manage- Don Sinclair, director of hu- ment. Though it is great to see man resources, said each appli- women in senior management, cant had to have previously su- Doug Tripp Bev Turner Gary Polonsky said, "first and pervised professionals (i.e. fac- Shells Bell Don Hargest Ted Seath almost the only consideration ulty), and had to have handled a Nichols was promoted to there were so many qualified they are in. And they didn't get was to get the best people for the budget of half a million dollars. dean of continuous learning, players on the team. He said, just because they are women. jobs." Nichols, Homer, and Andrey fit from the position of associate "now there are both men and Sauriol said, "those (women) Michelle Nichols, Joan Ho- the criteria. dean of applied arts and health women to draw from while groo- that were promoted could hold . mer, and Pat Andrey of Durham Women deans sciences. Ni- ming for a position." their own in any college." have been promoted to senior chols joined "The three women now in se- management. Sauriol said that out of the Durham's fac- nior management and the pro- The three womenJiavejwQr-__22 colleges only two have female ulty in 1974 as motions in general helped to 'If anyone asked me, was I ked hard through the years to deans: Sheridan, and Niagara. a teacher in create movement at all levels of committed to getting women into prove ^themselves worthy of the She added that it is still hard for the nursing the college," said Sauriol, "it also all levels of management, inclu- promotions they have received. women to take on the added re- department. creates role models (when ding senior management then sponsibility, because many carry Nichols is women are put in senior mana- the answer is yes. But only Interview process added family responsibilities. happy to see gement)." where they were the clear cut The three women have sat more women The three women worked to best (choice) for the positions,"

These women applied for the on a variety committees, Polonsky said. of on to of management

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1 J J*B « _ _ -. _ - jobs, with many other« qualified ards and are involved- in other Michelle NIchols «it's fantastic, faculty. Eleven applicants bid for school activities. All three considering women make up half the continuous education posi- women have worked at Durham the population." Course develops tion, three for the health sciences for over 10 years and, "and they Homer has been promoted to position and nine for academic were qualified and ready for the dean of academic development development. promotion," said Sauriol. and renewal. She is also retai 'self confidences There are many reasons Andrey was promoted to ning her seat as chairperson of why women are employed in the dean of health sciences, hi the the food and By Sara Rowntree and communicating without usually male dominated posi- past she was chairperson of the drug techno- words. Chronicle staff .__ tions at the college. faculty of business as well as he- logy -depart- The human relations course ^ According to Andrey, until alth sciences. ment. Homer This course puts an empha- at Durham College offered by the sis on interpersonal relations- 1973 few women at Durham. Andrey, who has been at started at business division .in the Office Technical and mechanical cour- Durham since 1973, said,"it is Durham Col- hips and encourages the. stu- Administration program is a es- dents to open up in group discus- ses wer^ mainly male domina- nice to see more women in senior lege 10 years sential course for students today. ted. There were no women in ma- She said that teaching sions and share their feelings management." ago ___ Teaching master Patricia with which nagement levels. But during when anyone in the busi- , . ,-« , . , , , and views others, Whaley said, "this course should will make them feel that they are 1973, Durham College started a considers a ness division. be offered through every pro- nursing program which attrac- promotion, pe- Homer accepted and just as important gram at Durham College, and as anyone else. ted female students and faculty. ople in general Uoan Homer said,"I am de- perhaps this is a matter which Then, women worked their way have to weigh lighted, (that women are being

social Topics of discussion on T u- i i. > e should be seriously considered into positions other than tea- the pros and promoted).^ I think that it'sit s a fair ^y ^g management of the col- issues include: psychological and ching. eons of being indication;-J;A,- of^ the4.1 contribution4i-..^ ^g^ physiological disorders (schizo- Women are putting a firmer in a senior po- that females are making to the "This course is designed to phrenia, anorexia nervosa, de- foot in the college at all levels. sition. Andrey college." assist the student to become pression etc.) sexually transmit- Lynda Sauriol, manager, . em- feels she did Inside advantage aware of 'self and to develop an ted diseases, abortion, pomogra- ployment equity for the college, not sacrifice understanding of just how an in- phy, violence. Appropriate films said that from 1983 to 1988 Pat Andrey much to get to Sinclair said thatapplicants dividual fits into relationships, and guest speakers will be intro- women in management increa- where she is now. were taken internally, because in order to feel at home' in his duced to enhance the topics se- (her) surroundings. lected. 'This is one of the most With the personal stress and valued goal's in life, to have a sa- peer-pressure students face to- tisfying -relationship with fa- day, more than ever, this course ution of mily, friends, partners, peers could mean the difference be- Evol I mages it;' and workmates. The main thrust tween making it or breaking of this course is an attempt to In the past many students have understand interpersonal' com- unfortunately felt that they munication." didn't have that choice, and as a O N S OW Some of the topics of this result have called it quits. This H I a chance, FAS H and course include: experiencing is also a choice emotion, overcoming barriers, among others, that students coping with conflict, creating should have the privilege of ma- DATE: Wednesday, March 22nd/T989. meaning, tuning in attitudes king. PLACE: Lower cafeteria. PSSST ! ! ! ? TIME: 8:00 pm. WANNA KNOW SOMETHING TICKETS AVAILABLE; lower caferteria at lunch at Images If you really want to know, in front of SAC office it's o.k. to ask . Mdny design^cta^ltRQi Slgaature7PepperTree7Esprit/ ^ Jean Machine, Paula Lishman Furs and Images Wear. For information on Birth Control methods, Complimentary veggie & cheese trays, coffee and pop. Fertility/Sexuality, Family Life, Sex Education, Pregnancy, or Well-woman Care. come to the Mon Thurs: 9:30-8:30 FAMILY PLANNING CENTER - nearest you. Fri: 9:30-3:30

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Paoe 18 The Chrmlcte M^rch 13. 1989 CAMPUS NEWS Teacher restores 'hope9 as small town fights radioactivity Port Hope has just the man it needs to restore the ^ope" back into the port. Durham College teacher John White heads the town's Environmental Advisory Committee, and looks forward to the day when Port Hope will be radioactive- free. by Donna Donaldson Just Chronicle staff Hooked & Cooked '1 don't think it will happen However, the government unless people are determined it has developed a report "Opting should happen. And there are for Cooperation". In brief, White for You. some pretty says the report aims to search-' determined out communities and offer incen- people in the tives to the community that will area who have take on the wastes. CVTC^ tfie Wy lobbied hard, "The wastes just won't be of I and I don't dumped there," says White, "the think they are dump-sites will be designed by LUNCHEON ENTREE FOR about to give engineers to be environmentally up," says safe. And the community that ac- $4.50 White. cepts the wastes will have tech- i . The Port nicians and scientists to monitor John White Hope commu- the wastes." or-'halibut'-another nity is marred by low-level radio- But the first step for the go- active waste, that is scattered vernment involves finding a choice: throughout the area and lies as community that is willing to ac- sludge at the bottom of the har- ~ cept the wastes. And that com- bor. munity must be environmen- *Dur^iam Burger - with works Deputy reeve and member of tally safe (not situated on the *Pasta, Selections the environmental advisory lake shore). ' committee, Harold Stevens, has "And finally, getting the pe- ; *Steak-on-a-Kaiser been known to say that the har- Opie of the community to accept f or choose from bor is so high in radium content the idea. Because there is a diffe- that it could probably be mined. rence between the politicians (of :

*Two daily Luncheon Specials And that statement may not be the community approving it) and ^ so far from the truth 90,000 the people." . ; ^ cubic meters of low-level radio- White holds a BSC in envi- a active contaminants lie on the ronmental science and a MSC in 5 harbor floor. ' soil science from the University DURHAM DINING LOUNGE Eldorado responsible ofGuelph. ). Living in the small commu- fe. Open The radioactive pollution riity of Port Hope, White became ' Tuesday Friday was created by Eldorado Nuclear active in both the Environmen- - Ltd., a uranium refinery, that is tal Advisory Committee and the Noon - 1 :1 5 located in the small community. town's Planning Advisory Com- Eldorado Nuclear is now mittee. , known as the Canadian Mining He resigned from his duties and Energy Corporation (Ca- on the planning committee and meco). became even more actively in- White says in the 1970's it volved with the environmental ’ was discovered that homes and issues concerning the area. f schools in the area were built over the radioactive wastes. A Environmental watch massive clean-up was underta- ken to rid the town of the wastes "Our group monitors the en- ^ that were deemed dangerous to vironmental problems that arise a the public health by the Atomic within the town of Port Hope and Energy Control Board (AECB). we advise and offer solutions to > Do you need a change of pace? Tired of the old, The government declared town council," says White. boring routine? Well we can help! the wastes spread around town At the last Environmental Singles Today is Canada's largest introduction and the wastes in the harbor to Advisory Committee (EAC) mee- ting, the Port Hope service, be classified as historic wastes, harbor was and dating that really works. We No longer the responsibility of on the agenda as an item for dis- focus on friendship, which is after all, the Eldorado Nuclear Ltd., the fede- cussion. Environment Canada ultimate form of happiness. ral government took on the re- was invited to this meeting to To start fresh, we are one sponsibility of paying for the present its draft proposal called help you offering clean-up. the "Remedial Action Plan" for complimentary introduction. " 'The wastes that were said the clean up of just the harbor, Whether you are looking for a to be directly affecting the peop- and called for community reac- friend or that special person, le's health were cleaned up. But tion. . there was still a lot of areas in Port Hope Mayor Don Chal- , we can help. town that were not cleaned up toers made a proposal to leave s For more information or to because the old harbor, which cannot be there was simply no ;: set up a private interview. place to put the wastes." cleaned up until a permanent call... White says there are still hi- dump site is established. He also : please storic wastes that just cannot be proposed to establish a new har- moved such as the'harbor. bor at a section east of the Gana- -^When-the industry"was in" raska-RiveE-in-an area that has* its early infancy it dumped not been contaminated by radio- everywhere including the har- active material. bor.. In historic wastes, if you "The mayor wanted our average it out it is low-level ra- support from an environmental dioactive waste. But there are point of view for his proposal. We some pieces of material that are gave him that support on one actually quite contaminated and condition: that the development you wouldn't want to bring them of the new harbor had nothing into your house and have them to do with the clean up of the old sitting around. They would be harbor. In other words, the dangerous to your health." clean-up of the old harbor must '"What people have been still occur. It must be made envi- pressuring the government to do ronmentally safe." is consolidate those wastes and No site in sight put them in a permanent low-le- ^ vel radioactive waste disposal White says the Remedial site. And right now the govern- Action Plan states that a perma- ment i6 in the process of trying nent dump site would be esta- to find such a site. Unfortunately blished by 1995. But the town they haven't found one yet," says feels that it would be more like White. 10-20 years. AU^'^V^.T^^t^l^T^IAli.^t^l.J .»’<, .,»><> < i'ft.'i'ilk i >'j ''\'j i */.* ( Tha Chronlcte March 13, 1989 Pa» 18 CAMPUS NEWS

terview. Big and little sisters are good publicity for the program. matched by personality, interest Hemphill said: "There was so Water i ntake balances health and location. much media...and there are more of It was of in our bodies. It cannot do two After matches are found Big Sisters because it. By David Craft In the March issue both big and little sisters are good orientation." Chronicle staff Muscle & Fitness', Dr.Flaks also things at once; consequently, fat now there is a shor- is a water builds up. called in to meet each other. The Right Winter prompts people to states that if there choose which tage of Big Sisters. Although conscious and shortage in our system, the bo- Big Sister can then become fitness girl she would like to spend time there are many pairs already more knowledgeable about diet dy*s automatic reaction is to re- Water dehydration and fat still 36-40 have. are closely tied toget- with. matched there are and nutrition, tain what water it does build-up 2-3 little sisters presently waiting there is not enough water her. It iszno wonder that there "Big Sisters will spend .What a lot of people don't When a week with a little for a friend. know is adequate amounts of wa- being consumed, the kidney's are a lot of people walking hours, once cer- sister who needs the attention of "Big Sisters don't need back- ter help bodies function properly. don't perform the function they around dehydrated with a ' wil- about them. an adult," says Debbie Hemphill, ground qualifications, just Water intake prevents dehydra- are asked. If this happens, the tain bloated look ling to give a years commitment liver takes over, which is undesi- For those who want to help a case worker/support co-ordina- tion and contributes to weight- tor at the club. Monthly supervi- to a little girl," says Hemphill. loss. rable. ' their diet, the simple solution is The only qualifications to be liyer of to drink the daily requirements sions are ,made by case workers Research shows bodies con- The performs the job is a Big Sister is warm, caring and breaking down the fat deposits of water. to make sure that the match tain 70% wafer and can survive working out. understanding. weeks without food. But without held Feb. for a Big Sisters week, water humans can survive 13-18, was successful, Hemphill Some new programs are also few days. Big Sisters' role said. Approximately 30 people being started at the club. at' a for pregnant Howard E.Flaks, MD, who come out for the get together Friends, program medi- the club which kicked off the girls and teen moms who need a specializes in bariatric carries smal l weig hts friend to talk to. A little cinewhich is the treatment of week. special order for By Diane Hoogsteen ter attending an orientation se- Activities at the club inclu- buddy program has been set up obesitysays that in classes for young boys ages 7-10 who our bodies to function smoothly, Chronicle staff minar at the club on Simcoe ded aerobic, and workout The Big Sisters program, Street, the volunteer is given an for the sisters. Some other activi- need a female volunteer, and an we need about 96 ounces of pure week inclu- integration program for handi- water each daythat’s 12, eight from Oshawa, Whitby and New- application form to fill out. -. ties throughout the has been a Young girls are brought to ded a song that was broadcast cap girls. ounce glasses. If in poor physical castle since 1972, Sisters week necessary to con- great program for young girls be- Big Sisters by their parents, who over the local radio station done Although Big shape, it is the Big Sisters, a was a success, they still need fe- sume 8 ounces more, for every tween ages seven and seventeen feel that thechild would benefit, especially for the by teachers, children's aid, doc- flag was raised with the Mayor male volunteers to be a Big Si- 25 pounds of excess body weight. in need of a female role model. are still Big Sisters are volunteers tors or even themselves. Alien Pflkey, and an open house ster to Little Sisters who "Drinking fluids in a solu- Sisters resi- waiting for a friend. If you are tioncoffee, beer or popdo- and they must be 18 years old or Big Sister volunteers choose was held at the Big volun- the age range they would like dence. interested in becoming a Big Si- esn't count," Dr.Flaks reminds over. When a Big Sister the club at 435- satisfy that need teers, she is sent a package of and then they are called in, when The many articles in the ster you can call us/It doesn't and 'pictures were 0951. as effectively." what the program involves. Af- 2-3 matches are found, for an in- newspaper French aid I by Donna Donaldson Chronicle staff Vocational Assessment and V, Testing Services Centre introdu- ced a French language vocatio- INTRAMURAL nal assessment last October. "It was a pilot project, and it was the first time ever offered in the history of Durham Col- lege," said Sheila Infusini, the U PDAT E centre's manager. Vocational assessment helps people identify their inter- ests. Careers that match those interests are printed out through the centre's computerized assess- ment program and provide a st Intramural Table complete description of occupa- Durham 1 tions according to their interests. "The French Language Vo- Tennis will begin Mon. March cational Assessment was a huge success. We have over 30 people 1 3th. If you have signed up already on a waiting list for a second proposal," said Infusini. She said because of the on- check and see when you play. going technological changes in the work force and the kinds of skills-and trades in demand, pe- ople would not know about these 30th, 7-9 pm jobs unless they were constantly Thursday March studying the labor force. Park, "Labor research and devel- is hockey night at Irquois opment is on-going. Teams of professional people gather labor Come out and watch Durham's market information and help us update our system annually. We Teams battle it are able to tell our clients about two Intramural these jobs because they are regi- stered with the federal govern- out to see who is the best! ment so that we are all infor- med," she said. She said that some jobs be- come redundant and that there are brand new job titles evolving The SAA executive for 89/90: that people may not know about. "We feel fortunate that we President-Angela Taylor can keep people up-to-date on these new jobs through our com- Vice President-Bob Clarke

assessment_j»rpgram. ........ ,...,-,,.,-_ ...,,-_.-... . puterised ,,^^ ,.^^--.-^^,-..--.-^--..--(..^^.-a,.....-,,-.^...-..-^,..,,^.,--....- .-.«--""-...^- ^R-^P.^IC-. Not only do they get a print-dul W( of jobs according to their inter- V.P. ofTinance-Lesley ests of what they want to do, they also receive a print-out of related Co-ordinator- careers. So you have a variety of Intramural occupations. It gives more expo- sure, and builds on the talents of Dave Burleigh ____' the skills you already possess," she said. Infusini was active in wor- The next C .A. R. Meeting will king with the French commu- nity, prior to her present job, of- a look put for fering French continuing educa- be in April, keep tion programs. She estimates there are ap- posters! proximately 10-15.000 Franco- Ontarians living in the Durham Region. Infusini said the need has been identified, and that the mi- nistry is very progressive and supportive of Durham College. ^ Ads Ads Ads Ads Ads Ads Ads Ads Ads Ads Ads

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But again, if the larger, one Canadian community to an- rationalization of courses within more meaningful job is going to other are comparable and gene- the college system. go to the people who went to the ric." . Rationalization of courses is center of excellence and they're Ginter-Brown: "We don't one of the controversial alterna- going to have different diplomas; live in a perfect world. It is not tives the Vision 2000 review of that bothers me." economically feasible to be all the college system is considering Bonnie Ginter-Brown, Dur- things to all people." March 13 Married to the Mob for our future. ham's Vision 2000 information Some * Basically, rationalization of drawbacks officer: "Flexibility and accessi- Forrester: "I think there are courses is the elimination of du- bility are the issues." March 20 Crocodile Dundee II plicating courses at different col- some drawbacks to a totally ra- "I don't think I would parti- tionalized system and hopefully leges. In other words, why have cularly support all programs be- : Ontario's 22 colleges all teach a we can create some structures April 3 Big ing rationalized."' that will give us the best of both course when one could teach it Cost effectiveness much more cost efficiently. worlds. Give us some economy in "Specifically I see it for some terms of our own resources and April 1 0 The Presidio A full-fledged introduction courses as being a cost effective of rationalization means the in- yet allow us to keep all of those bonus to the system and a benefit other factors." troduction of specialty colleges. to the student." The idea has many implica- Snowden: "I just wouldn't Polonsky: "If one were to ex- want to see a system where pe- Free movie tions for the Ontario college sy- amine any collective system af- Mondays stem. A system where students ople, for financial reasons or ter t^o decades it wouldn't come emotional reasons or family rea- 7 in the Lecture Theatre. would have to go to colleges in as any surprise to me that there p.m. far off communities, means in- sons could not access a local col- wouldn't be a moderate amount lege and take access there, in the creased costs for housing and of rationalization. But do support systems. I not course of their choice."_____ "Durham's steering commit- tee member. Nancy Forrester: "I think at some point there has got to be a decision made about the efficiency with which we are offe- ring education in Ontario. Maybe the day is gone where pe- ople can expect to have that, for it to be that easy to get their post- secondary education. Maybe we, as a society can't afford it any more." Durham's director of stu- dent services Richard Snowden, says, "I guess that if I knew why duplication of programs was bad I could understand the move to rationalization. Possible waste "It might well be a waste of money, but I don't know whose money we're wasting. And I guess as a taxpayer and a father of a potential student, I'd just as soon they waste a little bit of mo- ney duplicating than waste five or six thousand dollars of my mo- ney and make me send my kids to Windsor to take journalism which would normally be availa- ble in Oshawa." College president Gary Po- lonsky, a member of study team two, says, "The only place in my mind where one might make the case for rationalization would be those program areas where the labor demand does not need 22 programs." Polonsky envisions a system where colleges would teach 'stu- dents to a certain level of sophi- stication then allow them to at- tend the college that has been designated as the center of excel- lence* to finish their course. It would be an option for the stu- dent to do so. 'There would, be no reduc- tion of the number of colleges or Significant reduction of pro- grams witKin each college," he says. Dr John Rueche, a member of the international professional development council from the University of Texas, told The Chronicle, 'The U.S has done so- mething similar. It's a way of bu- ilding excellence into the sy- stem." The United States has a sy- stem of junior and senior colle- ges. Costs and training differ wi- dely between the two levels. Snowden sees possible pro- blems with the center of excel- lence idea as outlined by Po- lonsky. "Nobody would have pro-

blems with that so long as those <. <. .-. v >. I « ». . * . . ., * ;hronlde March 13. 198^ CAMPUS MEWS Seco nd ary schoo l s an d co l l eg e work as team by Rebecca Mundy "Our. long term objective is ards. entered' ii^to a partnership. areas of commonality," said Sa- definitely to be a trend." Chronicle Staff to . increase enrolment but in- They developed a curriculum mulski, "It requires our faculty The college will have devel- Getting ready to sign a part- itially it's not going to mean dra- and their faculty to get together oped partnerships with most of nership agreement between matic increases in numbers," and look at course requirements the regions schools with the ex- Durham College and Northum- said Samulski. Texas partnership and see how they can mesh." ception of Port Hope High and berland/Newcastle (N/N) board Samulski spends four days Jack Davidson, dean of busi- Clarke High School. Eventually is rather like developing a rela- a week researching both Bow- and decided on text books for an ness, sees the partnerships' the Catholic high schools will be tionship into a long lasting mar- manville and Courtice high automotive technology program. "developing awareness of college involved too, said Davidson. riage. And like a marriage, suc- schools. The college supplied the space programs to high schools and Like the traditional wed- cessful plans don't stop on the To break the week up, he and the high schools pitched in coordinating the curriculum of ding announcement, a press con- wedding day. spends Wednesdays at the col- part of their capital budgets to first year college with the subject ference will be held to announce The ideal partnership would lege setting up interviews and supply the necessary equipment. curriculum of grade 12." the signing of the Northumber- mesh the grade 12 and first year arranging for resource people to The taxpayers were happy Life goes on after the wed- land/Newcastle partnership. But college curriculum to the point lecture at the high schools. because they saw their tax dol- ding day. As" Polonsky puts it, againit’s only the beginning of where high school students could "Initially I made contact lars well spent; the high schools "the agreement may be a bit ge- the working relationship. get both a high school and first with all the different areas in the were happy because their dro- neral as early joint protocols year college credit simultane- high schools. I explained the go- pout rate decreased; and, the stu- tend to be. It's often not until one ously. als of the articulation agreement dents were motivated because gets into partnerships that one Province Ambrose Samulski, a tea- and spoke to groups of students they had a clear career path in learns which ideas are better to ching master at Durham was explaining possible college ca- addition to working on college start with. Additional ideas may chosen aawticulation coordina- reers," said Samulski. credits. come up that neither party had cuts funds tor. In September he set out to As in a marriage one has to Last but not least, the col- thought of." find out exactly what high work at making the partnership lege was happy because the stu- for literacy schools are teaching and how the work. Samulski has spent count- dents taking the program would Target interests college can modify its first year less hours researching and tur- likely continue their post-secon- by Anne Crinnion courses. ning up interesting results, like dary education at that college. Another area in the plan- Chronicle Staff He's also been looking at the success story of a joint pro- An unexpected bonus was ning stages is experiential lear- Literacy programs at Dur- placement statistics, migration gramming venture in the United the fact that the high school stu- ning where, "the student is tar- ham College will not be affected patterns of high school students States. dents enrolled in the college pro- geted to a specific area they are by the province's slashing of the to college, and the types of cour- Not too long ago a Texas col- gram brought back more mature interested in," said Samulski. literacy budget. Ontario is ses chosen. lege and four or five school bo- attitude toward their studies. Some high school students planning to cut $770,000 from And these same students actu- are currently introduced to Dur- the literacy programs at seven ally got higher marks in other ham through a tour with lectures other colleges. Those affected by high shool courses. at strategic points. Many don't the cuts are: Seneca, Centennial, Durham College has the know their career paths and af- Humber, Sheridan, Brampton, same goals. Opening up the com- ter a whirlwind tour may be Oakville, Burlington, Georgian, munication lines with C.ourtice more confused. and Sir Sandford Flemming. and Bowmanville high schools Instead of having tours, att- The literacy programs have gives students the opportunity to empts to target students' inter- not had an increase in funding achieve advanced credits, prefer- ests beforehand and would result since they were started three and ential admissions, shared facili- in their spending half a day in a half years ago, says a story in ties, and joint programming. an option of their choice. The Toronto Star. This would give them a bet- The programs teach basic Precedent setting ter idea of what the courses are reading and writing skills to really like. . adults. The cut in funding will Hands-on experience is the hurt because of the heavy de- The Right Connection, an best experience and Samulski mand for the programs. articulation agreement signed said it's amazing to see how The cuts average about 9 per between 0'Neil Collegiate and much peer pressure has to do cent. the college in September is set- with deciding career options. John Dufify a spokemen with ting a precedent for the new part- One student in a class decides to the colleges and universities mi- nership with the N/N board. But take civil engineering; so do a nistry, told The Star the Samulski said the N/N agree- couple of his friends. "I've gone $770,000 will probably be "re-al- ment may have a wider scope. back two years in the high located" to other colleges, mostly "The first step is to look at school's records and found this those in the north. R EV E R E O PTI CA L

Du rh am Co l l ege's eye wear spec iali sts . Located at the Oshawa Centre. Across from Sam the Record Man. Phone 57 1-1321 Tha Chrmikite March 13. 1989 Page 23 CAMPUS NEWS Many d ifferent centres to^ help area alcohol ics

by KeUy Storry tional eight week program. Chronicle Staff Clients usually leave after Admitting alcohol depen- anywhere from 6 months to a dency is the first step on the road year. St. Michael's offers a fol- to recovery. low-up group to clients after lea- .Rehabilitation centres have ving the program, where they different criteria that must be will meet with other ex-patients met before they (patients) are once a week. taken into a program. Pinewood Centre offers tre- Alpha House, (a working atment to males over the age of house), is a rehabilitation centre eighteen years. There are three for males 20-60 years of age, re- primary services: a four-bed de-. quires that all clients must be tox centre, an out-patient pro- able to work or looking for work. gram, and a twenty-one day reh- 'The main focus of our treatment abilitation service. There is also is the Alcoholics Anonymous me- one-to-one counselling, and thod," said Ed Walsh, counsellor. group services. "Clients usually stay for an Private centre average of six months. When Bellwood Health Services they have a little bit of money, Inc., offers help to alcohol depen- they like to get back out in the dency patients over the age of mainstream of life," said Walsh. twenty. "This centre is a private Remain sober one. If a person's finances are not Many houses are not inten- in order, they may have trouble ded as a working house. 'There getting into this centre," said is no time limit on a patient's Nancy Merrill, spokeswoman. stay, as long as they remain so- There is also an adolescent ber," said Ken Farrell, director program for ages thirteen to se- of Matt Talbot House, on Carlton venteen years of age. "These ado- Street. lescents are assessed, and are The Matt Talbot House has sent to Minneapolis for treat- been in operation for eleven ye- ment for a year, then return to ars, and takes only male clients our program," said Merrill. over the age of fifty. Patients An assessment program is a stay anywhere from six months, major part of the rehabilitation to several years. "Patients stay program at Bellwood. They have until they need to get back to be- programs for cocaine and other ing an individual, living on their substances, as well as a four- own," said Farrell. week alcohol program. Men and women between Bellwood also offers an ex- the ages of 16-60, can have their tended aftercare for all their pa- alcoholic problems treated at Pe- tients. This aftercare usually dahbum Lodge. "Patients cannot lasts up to five years after they work for the first three to four have left the program. months, because they need to The John Howard Society concentrate on their problems," has voluntary clients; they do said attendant Larry Snache. not go looking for people who Pedahbum Lodge offers hou- need help. Anyone who comes sing to fourteen men, and three there, knows he/she has a pro- women, for a total of seventeen blem, and needs help. patients. The program is for out- Counselling given patients and is done as a day pro- There is no age limit, but the gram. tendency for clients is to be fif- Donwood Centre offers a teen years of age and over. There three week rehabilitation ser- is a residence for males aged fif- vice for males and females over teen to twenty-four, which is fun- the age of eighteen. ded by the Ministry of Skills. "A client must have a addic- There is no real treatment given tion to alcohol or drugs, or both, at the John Howard Society, only and must see hlimselfas having counselling. a problem," said Bob Hogan.stu- ^Addiction may not always dent counsellor, St. Michael's be the main problem, that brings Home. a client to an institution. "Many St. Michael's offers a three may come for other services, and phase program for males over ... it may at that time be identified the age of eighteen. The first that they have an alcoholic pro- phase of the program focuses on blem. Addiction is often behind life skills, which takes eight their problems," said Felicity weeks. The second program is an Nelson, community education intake.session, and the third, in- co-ordinator for the John Ho- tensive intake, which is an addi- ward Society of Canada.

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by Nancy Harper be no guest speakers. Prominent Chronicle staff figures, however, such as Fede- A Las Vegas holiday for two ral Leader Ed Broadbent will be is the feature door prize at this there. year's annual New Democratic The Doug Zimmerman Band Party fundraising dinner-dance will be providing the evening's to be held on April 1. entertainment, and the Polish The drawing of the vacation Women's Auxiliary will be cate- is to be the highlight of the ring the meal. eighth annual gala to raise funds Tickets are available at the for provincial NDP riding asso- NDP regional office, 40 King St. ciations in Durham Region and W., Oshawa, or by calling (416) vicinity. Other door prizes will 723-5917. Tickets are $60 per be provided including a set of pa- person. Proceeds from the dinner tio furniture. will be shared by the ridings of Durham Centre, Durham East, The focus of the night will Durham West, Durnam-York, be on fun, rather than speeches. Oshawa and Victoria and Victo- 'ria-Haliburton. In keeping with this, there will \

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WANTED: Interested people Toronto Autoshow a look at new cars to fill the following paid positions By Diane Srigley display their new production ve- Passport Gemini and General Chronicle Staff hicles to the public for the first Motor's contribution the Lu- for the 1989-1990 S.A.C. The year's surprise unvei- time. One of the most interesting mina. ling at the 1989 Toronto Interna- displays are the concept cars. Looking at these vehicles we tional Auto Show, Feb. 18-19, Like sleek spaceships on are witnessing a revolution in was Subaru's futuristic S624 wheels and looking slippery design and technology, in con- Estremo. enough to cheat the wind, these struction, content and choice. Radio- Durham Manager This stunning sedan is po- cars are built by engineers and The Show was entertaining, wered by a turbocharged, inter- designers for their companies educational and informative. Pub Treasurer cooled, flat-six cylinder engine. who then take some of these The only problem was leaving Photocopier Attendant With double overhead cams- ideas and incorporate them into with dreams in my head and the Movie Manager hafts, four valves per cylinder, it the cars we drive. Lamborghini and the Ferrari Night generates 250 horsepower from Other unveilings included back in the showroom. just 2.0 waitress. It also has four the redesigned Nissan 300ZX sports car, the Ford Machete, the wheel drive, phone and televi- sion. For more information, come to the S.A.C. office. Manufacturers around the rid chose the Toronto Show to Play ball with the Argos for only the cost of a ticket H A M I T U P by Brent Campbell This event is planned to take Special to the Chronicle part within the first few weeks Have you ever wanted to of April, at Iroquious Park Com- play against the professionals? plex. The second year Sports Ad- With Amateur Radio ministration students will give Proceeds raised through this you the opportunity to take part event will go toward a scholars- Tk. in a hockey game against the To- ronto Argonauts football play- Advance tickets or tickets at ers. the door can be purchased for Through a $.50 raffle ticket, $2.00. , you could have the chance to play Are you interested in: against the pro's. hip for the first year Sports Ad- If you are not a hockey ministration students.

Electronics? player, come out and watch the Watch for the raffle for your game, then join the players at a chance to play against the pro- reception after the game. fessionals. Computers? - Communications? Lo rd s cu rl to a ti e - Learning Morse Code? i n cham pionsh ip By Kirn Hosey Chronicle staff is played by JeffJenkins. Come join the North Shore Amateur Radio The Durham Lords Curling The Lords were also .unani- Team tied for second place at the mous in agreeing upon a "team Club at the Oshawa Arts Resource Centre. Ontario Championships at Al- weakness. Lack of practice is gonquin, March 3. their biggest problem. It is dif- Unfortunately, even though ficult for the team to work the Lords tied for second they around the hours of the clubs were not receivers of medals. where they practice, and their Decided by a complicated point- school hours. spread system instead of on the In addition to being open ab- ice, the silver medal will go to out their weaknesses and Georgian and the bronze to Fans- strengths as a team, each mem- hawe. This pointspread policy ber displayed professional confi- is expected to be revised for next dence in their own abilities by year. discussing their ' personal The Lords won the first two strengths and weaknesses. games against Georgian and Dan Harding holds the posi- Cambrian. Later they lost to tion of lead. He is definite ab- Mohawk and Fanshawe, and on out his personal strength. "I'm Sunday beat out Sault Ste. Ma- probably the strongest sweeper rie. on the team," he confides. Coach Collins said the team When asked about his weakness, curled well. "All the games Dan's reply is "Keeping a posi- were pretty close but we missed tive attitude." a couple crucial takeouts with Mike Granville is the team Fanshawe." Collins however, second. He considers his strong has no doubts that Mohawk de- point to be draw shots and take- served to win the gold and repre- out weight. He said that big sent Ontario at the nationals in weight is probably his weak po- Olds Alberta next month. int. Collins would sum up the Ryan Durham, the vice, is season as a good one, but admits good at throwing heavy he would have liked to have been weight. "I'd be an ideal se- cond." says Durham. He consi- undisputed for second place. . Collins says he "would like to see ders his personal weakness to be these matters decided on the ice sweeping. "I can't sweep three instead of the boardroom." games like Dan and Mike." In an interview prior to the Mario Mikac is the team's championships;'y^6me '"team fifth man. His positive attitude- members expressed they were al- is his own personal strength. ready a little nervous, but all He feels that finding the weight' were confident the team would or speed'of the stone is his perso- place in the top three at the very nal weakness. least. Curling is an offensive game The Lords agreed unan- for the Lords. They play ag- imously that their biggest gressively and can boast six wins strongpoint as a team is that and one loss for the season. Ho- they all get along well on a per- wever, it was hard for the team sonal basis and play well toget- to state a specific strategy for the On your next Gasoline Purchase her as a team. championships. With the ex- Collins considers the team ception of Georgian College, the of $10.00 or more. well balanced. "We are strong L«ords had not previously seen Save $1 . 00 at all four positions. Each any of the five other teams which 1 voucher per purchase player is very capable of the po- they would compete against at sition he plays." Collins added Algonquin. Ryan Durham that all the players have confi- summed up their only strategy REDEEMABLE ONLY AT 1901 SImcoe St. N. dence in their skip. The skip, for the big weekend best, "We Oshawa whose job it is to make the calls, have to play our own game." - -z

Ath l etes ab u se use of ste roid s written by Barbie Logaii Steroids alone don't make "The pills alone don't make ^athletes a champion. someone a champion. You have Leahne Simons, fitness ex- to train hard as well. All the pert who Kelp athletic students pill does is build a faster rate of at the college says, "Steroids in- tissue and make the athlete crease the athletes self esteem- more aggressive," says Dr. Mar- bigger the better." ciniak. Because of Simons strong di- While running a sports ad- sagreement with abusing the use^ ministration clinic in Poland, of steroids she also says, "No, I Dr. Marciniak says, "I looked at haven't been approached by any some national team athletes in students at Durham and because the 70's. Those people don't of my stand against steroids, no work anywhere and they are on one would ask me directly." a government payroll. Howe- David Craft, first year jour- ver, Canadian hockey players, nalism student, has been weight- when they go to the Olympics, lifting for 10 years. He says, "A also attend school or have jobs. lot of weightlifters are willing to It's unfair competition for them." take the chance, against steroid The College of Physicians effects. They're ignorant of the and Surgeons, the licensing body dpctoris because they think the of all doctors in Canada, stated doctors are saying negative that it is unethical to^prescribe things toward the drug so the medicine for a non-medical athletes don't cheat." use. Dr. Marciniak says, "I With weightlifting being can't write any prescriptions for done more out of a hobby than a steroids, whether I want to or commitment for Craft, he esti- not. Steroids are not illegal but mates that 95 per cent of the people abuse them." weightlifters don't take steroids, Dave Stewart, manger of which is referred to as the athletics, says, ^e 4on't have a "juice". drug problem atf^he college. . Phototy Barbie Logan Dr. Marciniak, physician at We're very aware of our students Marc Villeneuve, a mechanical technology student, warms up for his weightlifting routine at the sports injury clinic at Dur- in sports because we're close to as a hobby. ham College, says, "Steroids them when travelling to games, Durham's Athletic Complex. Villeneuve enjoys". yyeightlifting work and they are used." etc." ^’’"’^’".

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By Barbie Logan cause it might get everything in never going to go away. The ent from drugs in the streets, or What the hell makes that fact Chronicle Staff the open and hopefully generate trainee is in a very emotionally politicians who cheat. Charlie just because Francis said it?" is shots at "Here's a man who has to bu- Andy Higgins, Dave Steen's some real discussion. Perhaps charged environment and that is right now taking where the learning takes place everyone, all it is is his opi- ild a rationalization within him- coach for the 1988 Olympics,, they will ask themselves what cheating. University of Toronto head coach sports are all about. Is this to make them powerful. When nion. He has the goddamn pu- self to justify his own for track and field for 15 years what sports is aboutcheating we are more interested or exci- blic form and says what he He believes everyone cheats. of the Cana- we are more open to lear- wants. It's ridiculous!" As an athlete he believes whoe- and also president at, all costs, totally destroying ted, be- dian Association of National any kind of values that young ning. Charlie Francis, Ben "What's incredible is ver beat him was cheating, Coaches, thinks the Dubin in- people might have? I think pe- Johnson's coach took kids and everyone is taking what he says cause he couldn't come to grips discussion their value system. as fact. Media is treating it as with his own limitations." quiry might open up ople need to take a hard look." destroyed ' to the true happenings of Cana- Coaching has an incredible Is that what we want for our fact. The Globe and Mail for ex- Higgins believes that sport dian sports. influence on a trainee and Hig- children?" Higgins continued, ample writes a headline entitled, isn't good or bad. Sports can be Higgins says, "I think the gins says, "Coaches have an un- "Coaching can change but only "Can't Win Without Drugs." good in the right environment Dubin inquiry is good in some believable influence and that is when all of us want to change." Where did they get this informa- but sports can be badlook what regards to Canadian sports be- "Drugs in sports ^are differ- tion fromFrancis’s opinion? happened to Ben Johnson. Athletes tell all in the Dubin inquiry

Chronicle Staff er's admittance to his use of ste- by disclosing that he had the Athletes have been using riodsa drug that enhances urine of another person injected anabolic steriods for years. muscle development through a into his bladder through a cathe- The problem is, there ,is no synthetic version of the male ter in an effort to pass a drug test good scientific evidence stating hormone testosteronehe failed only four days before his sched- that any of these substances re- to make the Olympic team and uled departure for Seoul. ally help the athletes performan- retired from competition which Denis Garon, who placed ces. spared him from the embarass- sixth overall in the 100 kg cat- Anabolic steroids cause vio- ment of his former teammates egory at the Seoul Olympics, said lent mood shifts, shrunken te- Jacques Demers of St-Hubert, he used masking capsules to sticles, reduce sex drive in males, Que., and Richard Bolduc of temporarily hide steroid traces acne, facial hair and deep voices Montreal. in a user's urine. Garon, who in males. It can also cause liver Demers stunned the inquiry also used steroids, explained damage and raise blood pres- that he took the pills to pass his sure. is pro-Seoul test. An astonishing 80 per cent Everyone of weightlifters, shot putters,

welcome discus throwers and javelin thro- .-;»,- .-Ben Johnson, -27,was- of Olympic 100- wers are using anabolic steroids,,, by Jenny Klaren stripped bis The Dubin inquiry, which metre gold medal and a world re- Chronicle Staff last September was set up to investigate drug Durham College's t9th an- cord in Seoul use in amateur sports after tests when a post-race urine test sho- nual Athletic Banquet will be muscle- in Seoul last September, is hea- Polish Veterans Hall wed traces of the banned held at the building steroid stanozolol. ring cases from Canada's natio- this year. nal weightlifting team and its "It's for everyone, not just weakness for muscle-building athletes," said Angela Taylor, Johnson's coach, Charlie anabolic steroids, and Ben John- SAA's new president. Francis, revealed to the court son's urine containing evidence Everyone is encouraged to at- that he was convinced his athle- of steroid use. tend the semi-formal event. tes could not win at the world Canada's weightlifting The tickets are available at level because few athletes suc- member, Louis Payer, 25, of the SAA office and the Athletic ceeded without steroids. Fran- Montreal, had said that he, had Complex, at $10 per person. cis also told the inquiry Johnson to take steroids to maintain his Cocktails will be served at 5:30 began taking steroids in the fall Photo by Barbie Logan position in world weightlifting p.m., following dinner and of 1981 when he was 20 and had Andy Higgins is Dave Steen's coach in the Seoul Olympics, rankings and to remain eligible awards at 6:30 p.m. The dance won seven Commonwealth and « Canadian Association for a monthly Sports Canada al- will start at 9 p.m. and rim until Olympic medals with the use of head coach of UFT and president of lowance of $450. Despite Pay- steroids. of National Coaches. 1 a.m. Page 26 The Chronicle March 13. 1989

Slam Dunk Contest Greg Murphy show his stuff for the upcoming slam dunk con- test on April 4. at 5 p.m. Tickets on sale at SAA office or Go anywhere else ? sports complex for one dollar. Shutter the thought ! Du rham hold i ng an ann ual sq uash meet By ATLandry up. Interested players can regi- Chronicle staff ster at the Control Centre of the -s-< Durham's Athletic Associa- Athletic Complex. tion will be holding its 13th An- nual Squash tournament in the There are four divisions TAYLOR CAMERA Athletic Complex on April 14-15. available for the tournament. It is an open tournament, so They are: Men's A, Men's B, all are welcome to participate. Any staff, student or College Men's C-D, and Ladies Open. Cameras and Accessories members are encour"L to sig- The cost of the tournament will Darkroom Equipment & Supplies, ^ be $18 and this price will include Photo Finishing a Friday evening social and Girl watching lunch on Saturday. Custom Framing a noble sport Every participant is guaran- teed two games. Trophies will be By Scot Magnish Chronicle staff awarded at the end of the tourna- As a dedicated Chronicle re- ment, and a variety of door prizes porter, but completely incompe- will be given. All proceeds from 235 BAYLY ST. W. tent at any sports that one might the tournament will go to the find. in a college setting, I was Durham Athletic Scholarship AJAX 427-5064 stopped dead in my tracks when Fund. assigned sports for this issue of the Chronicle. Until, that is, a Max Weithers, Ontario^l young lady pointed out a sport ranked squash player, will oe'm- that all men engage in, young or old, fat "orr athletic.^ 'Gut wat-~ volved in the tournament. "He ching. won't be playing because, of With spring just around the course, he'd win," assured Ken corner, mini-skirts and swimsu- Babcock of the Athletic Complex its are on the threshold of our Control Centre. Weithers has visual delights. Call me sexist, in a number of exhibition call me a chauvinist, but I'd be played called a liar if I said otherwise. Guys love to girls. matches at the college in recent watch months, "to promote himself, Once you've gained mastery of the sport, you can get away squash, and a line of~clothing Don't Forget Those with a brief up-and-down look, which he sponsors, A. Henkel," but wide-eyed staring at various Babcock said. areas of the anatomy will only For any further information make you look like the Neander- or to register for the tournament, thal you probably are. convener Tim Montgomery can ! And they thought the Control Centre CLASSIFIEDS I didn't be reached at play any professional sports. of the Athletic Complex, at 676- Showed them, eh? 7622. or ext. 406. The Chronicle March 13. 1989 Paoe 87

Lady Lords Tretiak visits show By Diane Srigley lose Chronicle Staff came and told me to come around V-Ball Vladislav Tretiak- the to their table and.meet Mr. Tre- name conjures up images of a tiak. A shy and kind man, he true champion in many a young greets everyone warmly even By Mark La^ng goaltender around the globe. though I suspect he would much, Chronicle staff Considered by many to be the rather be somewhere else. 'It was just a bad day." world's greatest goaltender and That's what Stan Marchut, But the best moment the best hockey player to come came when he took the time to coach of the Durham women's out of the U.S.S.R., he was the have his picture taken with me: volleyball team, had to say follo- star attraction for the LADA cor- As he leaned down and put his poration at the 1989 Toronto In- arm around me, the huge crowd wing his team's performance at ternational Auto Show. of people still waiting for their the O.C.A.A. Division 1 Volley- Like many other fans own autographs, broke into who had followed his career, I pa- spontaneous applause. They ball Championships. tiently waited in line to have my knew a real hero when they saw The Durham College team flyer autographed. To my sur- one... prise and delight, one of his staff lost their first match 3-0 to Cen- tennial. This set up a situation O.O. Biddl« & A««oci«te» Limlfd consulting engineers & architect where they were required to win 3 games in a row in their second Consulting Civil and Structural Engineers and Architect match in order to advance. Unfortunately they did not Residential and Industrial Development Engineering. their elimination from the tour- nament. Photo by Ron Weening Serving Oshawa and Durham Region. pull this off, as they were beaten Srigley had the fine pleasure of meeting one of hockey's great by Seneca College, resulting in legends, Vladislav Tretiak. . 96 KING ST. EAST OSHAWA. ONT. (416) 576-8500 At one point in the second fj«^ match the Lady Lords led Seneca ^m] ^W1 '1^' m'm 14-7 ,but according to. Marchut, they just weren't able to close the game. ^' y41'^^ c Ke e'^ Men's V-Ball placed fourth

By Mark Laing Chronicle staff The Durham-College men's volleyball team finished fourth in the Division I Championships held Friday at Loyalist College in Belleville. After losing their first match 3-1 to Sheridan College, the Lords came out on the win- D UR H A M C O L L E G E ' S ning end against St. Lawrence of Kingston, again 3-1. Durham finished second in its pool, advancing to the quarter finals where it beat Fanshawe 3- 1. In the semi-finals the Lords C O N V E N I E N C E STO R E lost 3-0 to the host team Loyalist College. In the contest for Bronze, Durham was beaten by Centen- nial, 3-0. Durham coach Dave Dobson was pleased with the team's per- OPEN : Mon.-Fri. 6:30 a.m.-1 1 ;00 p.m. formance, saying it was "good". Sat. & Sun. 7:00 a.m.-1 1 :00p.m. Final game 181 8 SIMCOE ST. N., OSHAWA for Lord's Just South of Durham College. By Mark AttweU Chronicle staff 725-5402 The Durham Lords men's basketball team defeated the Sault Ste. Marie Cougars on Fri- day Feb. 17 at Durham College. The Lords dominated the NEW LOCATIONS game from the start. They took OPEN : the lead early in the game and maintained it throughout both halves. The final score was the Lords 104 and the Cougars 86. 52 Water St. Port Perry. ^ This was the last regular Across from baseball diamond. season game that was played. The Lords finished in first place \i Thickson and Taunton, Oshawa. overall with a record of 16 winq and 2 losses. 5lhl^ ^l. ,,^h, .^. ,.^L. ,>^, ,.^n, .l^ ^l^.. .d

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By Andy Warren (Max Headroom), Treat Willi- This popular player was a Chronicle Staff ams, and a few Canadian Olym- formidable member of the Leafs Alan Thicke has made it big pic hockey players. in Hollywood because he has tal- in the glory days. He led the Le- ent, determination, and heart. afs from 1969-1975 with the C' Many fans in attendance on his sweater. Like many Leaf At the Re/max Hockey Chal- were disappointed to learn that lenge at Maple Leaf Gardens on greats, Keon was quickly dispen- Kelsey Grammer, who plays sed from the team by the confu- Feb. 17, Thicke had to show some Eraser Crane on the hit show of that heart in the game against sed owner who needs no intro- Cheers, was not able to make it. duction. The crowd and the me- Team Canada Alumni, because Michael J. Fox was also a hope- he clearly didn't have much tal- dia showered^attention on the 49 ful, but the fans knew in advance year old Keon and he looked a ent. It didn't matter though, be- that he was simply too busy. cause along with every other bit surprised: probably thought he was long forgotten. player on the ice, he was having Although many people came fun. to see the celebrities, sad-eyed The game was held as a 'Hie game itself went Leaf fans felt a tinge of redem- smoothly, with players like Sitt- fund-raiser for The Juvenile Dia- ption when some of the old Leafs betes Association in the after- ler and Robert looking like they hit the ice. Former Leafs such as could easily still play in the noon, hours before the Maple Le- Ron Ellis, Darryl Sittler, Frank afs took to the ice against the N.H.L. Alan Thicke did his Mahovolicly Mike Palmateer, damndest to pop twine but New Jersey Devils. Many fans and Jim McKenny were introdu- .the wished that some of the players just couldn't manage it. Alex ced, and greeted warmly. Other Trebek didn't do too badly. When would stick around to help the great old-timers included Danny floundering Leafs. the whistle blew, Trebek ques- Gare, Rene Robert and Rod Gil- tioned the ref, who replied in Team Canada Alumni was bert. The crowd thunderously a team of who played question form by saying, ''What players applauded when Dave Keon, ho- is offside?". against the Russians in the 1972 norary captain of Team Canada and *74 Super Series. They faced Alumni, and former captain of Photornuiu byuy ruiuyAndy Warren»»cuioii jw. . ,- , < « ,_ ... Matt Frewer was a surpri- Leaf ^ at the Re/ the Toronto Maple Leafs, skated singly good player, with jerky Former captain Dav? Keon signs autographs ^Fup^TZs'o^^^^^ for the first Max Hockey Challengenhallonno forfnr diabetesd.ah«ta autograph seekers were satis- Custom Calling Features such as Call Waiting, Call Forwarding, Speed Calling, fied, although a portion of the or bar was sealed off for the celebri- New ties to find some privacy, (and Ident'A-Call unfortunately, some did retreat The Custom Calling Feature that allows you to identify calls into this room for most of the before you answer the phone! night); Excellent food was ser- ved, raffles were held, with pri- Ident-A-Call also gives you up to 2 additional telephone numbers on your zes that included a sweater worn regular by Guy Lafleur, former Montreal phone line, each with its own distinctive ringing pattern. Canadian great, currently a New Great for students with roomates!! York Ranger. He was involved in* the same organization until Come to the Bell Phonecentre (Oshawa Centre Only) to subscribe to one or he came out of retirement. A all of the "Bell Bargin Days" special. I/you mention this ad in the Durham good time was had by all, and Chronicle you will receive a FREE 13 receiver cord your phone many thrills were had by people foot for meeting their heroes. Tremendous amounts of cash were raised for the Juvenile 'mmmwm Bei i Diabetes Association, and I think some of the players and ce- lebrities had a great time play- ing the game they love and wor- king for this good cause. As for Davey Keon, he had a smile on his face, and some Leaf fans had You're a tear in their eyes. working hard Lords triumph, - But Mother's knows you Ladys falter need food energy when By Dawn-Mane Goodridge Chronicle staff you crack the books. Take a Durham's men and women's break and order something volleyball teams were both pleasantly surprised-and sadly nutritious - and delicious - disfipp6mtedFebuary l7, at"Mo- from Mother's and save. hawk College. The Durham Lords won three games out of four against the Mohawk Chiefs. The scores were 15-10, 15-12,6-15 and 15-6. Unfortunately, the Durham Lady Lords were short a few players, which seemed to attri- ^gl^ bute for the three the losses they took. The scores for the Ladies PIZZA PASTA BIADE PERFECT against Mohawk's Ladies were 6MOrHEnU«IEGISTtUDT*AOCMAUOfMOnifinMSTWAN11UN(T»> 0 IM» MOTMUl MITAUUNn LINITfO 10-15. 15-7, 15-8 and 15-6. Both teams were energetic and enthusiastic when out on the 1208 Simcoe St. N. 272 Kin courts, and even without the vic- tory for the Lady Lords, they still 576-4401 576-( gave Mohawk a run for their mo- ney. I he Chronicle March 13. 1989 Page 29 /.

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FREE February 27 March 5, 1989 Sport Tal k'89 focused Female Athlete of the Week "ON-CAMPUS SERVICES" Division I-Lisa Tiveron-Fanshawe's Basketball Team. Uaawaa 8elededMVPattheO.CAA.Cham- piuuhiw. mvidooi LMNM Thomas - Centcnnial'a Volley- Did you know that Student Success provides on sportsmanship - WM selected MVP at the ball Team. Leireen O.CAA. Championships. the following free of charge to all Durham By Barbie JLogan of and Health Physical Educa- FuleTeoftheWeek students? Chronicle Staff tion and Recreation, physical Divirion I-Centennial'! VoUeybril Team won the With hotels, health clubs, education consultant at the Scar- O.CAA ChMBpfanshinii sports entertainment centre and borough Board of Education for Division I-FanshawB'i Basketball Team won the Health Services state-of-the-art studio/broadcast 18 years and National Advisor, O.CAA. Women'* Title. the Sky Dome will have Dr. Van Dumlh, Mondays, Pint-Aid Roor facility, Quality, Daily Physical Educa- MbedTeoftheWeek Moon - 3 p.m. its doors open to the public on tion Program. Campbell sai- Division n - Georgian's Curling Team woo the June 5. d/'Attitudes were a vital need to O.CAA-Mixed Title. College Success^ Skills & re- Jane Welowszky, public physical education, such as thin- Male Athlete of the Week Academic Counselling lations representative of the Sky king positive, and developing as INvision I-John Bertelink-Loyalist's Vollebyall r told a seminar' last Team. John w- Mieded MVP it the O.CAA. Defiled information on how to improve Dome sports a person." f’lrjJfflmhW your ftudy killi, tine management, week that the Sky Dome will bo- etc. Andy Higgins, Dave Stoen's DivisibaI-PeterMahonsy-Sheridan's Basketball Work Study ast the world's largest replay coach in the 1988 Olympics, Uni- Team. Peter was selected MVP at the O.CAA. screen. versity of Toronto's head coach Championships. On-canpus, part-tiae^ job* available to talked eligible itudents Four guest speakers of track and field for 15 years Male Team of the Week Tuesday night, Mar. 7 at the Ge- and president of the Canadian Division I - Sheridan's VolleybaU Team won the Sikorski's Polish Veteran's O.CAA Championships, to complete an undefeated neral Association of National Coaches season. ' , Peer Tutoring Association Hall for the Sport also spoke at the sports seminar. ^ Financial Counselling Talk '89 sports and fitness semi- General manager of the Os- RARKIgT^AI.I. H^RY Individual subject tutoring nar. GP fames played Government assistance to cover hawa Generals Hockey Club, ge- W.wins educational costs plus budget Several interested students counselling neral manager of the World Ju- L-loeees Personal Counselling from the college and citizens of nior Hockey Champions in 1983 PCT percentage GB games behind Personal Counsellor Kiro Warne Oshawa gathered at the hall to and 1986, and teaching master Wed. and Fri. mornings 9:00 a.m. - 1:00 look at exhibits and displays as p.m. at Durham College, Sherry Bas- MEN^S BASKETBALL-DIVISION n appointments made in Room B-206 well listen to the speakers. sin discussed, "The Mental O.C.A.A CHAMPIONSHIPS Feb. 24 25 at St. Lawrence, Kingston Warren Campbell presented Game". GOLD Should you require any of the above services a seminar on "Catch a kid being The four speakers were GAME Canadore 82 Durham 65 please come to Room B-206 Student^ Success Good". Campbell is the presi- available for questioning after BRONZE GAME Fleming (P) "88 Loyalist 75 dent of the Canadian Association they were were completed. SEMI- FINALS Durham 92 Loyalist 72 Canadore 78 Fleming(P) 69 TOURNAMENT ALL-STTAR TEAM: John Anateas, Canadore; Chris Ford, Durham; David Fralick, Loyalist; Tim Stoop, Fleming (P); Anthony Fitzpar trick, Durham TOURNAMENT MVP: Craig Youdale, Canadore. LEAGUE ALL-STARS: First Team: Dan Jodin, Sault; Chris Ford, Durham; Anthony Fitzpatrick, Durham; John Anstess, Canadore; Guy Pillion, Cam- brian. Second Team: Bernie Alvarez, Georgian; Jim Shu- bat, Fleming (P); Craig Youdale, Canadore; David Fralick, Loyalist; Colin Weeks, Algonquin.

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MW matches won GW-gameswon i GL-games lost PTEL-points 6.CAJL DIVISION I Men's VaOegrbaD Championships March24,1980 GOLD ' MATCH Sheridan 3 Loyalist 2 (8.15) (15-12) (15-17)(15.7) (15-12) BRONZE MATCH Centennial 3 Durham 0 (15-11)(15.9) (15-5) SEMI-FINAL MATCHES Sheridan 3 Centennial 1 (15-7)(11-15) (15-9) (16.7) Loyalist 3 Durham 0 (15-11) (16.9) (15-5) Tournament AD-Star_Te«m: Martin Kerstens, Durham; Scott Andrew, Fanshawe; John Child, Cen- tennial; Jamis Scott, SheridanfMike Albert, Sheri- dan; Stewart McEwen, Loyalist Tournament MVP: John Bertelink, Loyalist Coach of the Year. Dave Dobson, Durham College; Don Hart, Durham College. MEN'S VOLLEYBALL. DIVISION I FINALAaofFeb.l9.ia89 COLLEGE MPMWGW GL PTS. Sheridan 12 12 39 9 24 Loyalist 12 8 29 17"" 16 Durham 12 8 27 19 10 Centennial 12 8 27 16 16 Fanahawe 12 3 16 27 6 Mohawk 12 2 12 4 Humber 12 1 7 33 2 O.CAA. DIVISION I WOMEN'S VOLLEYBALL CHAMPIONSHIPS March 3-4.1989 GOLD MATCH Centennial 3 Seneca 2 (15-17) (15-10) (15-11) (12.15)

. ..-.-, .(lfi-121_,.._,-____ BRONZE -?r MATCH Humber 3 Fanshawe 0 (16-12)(15-11) (15-7) SEMI-FINAL MATCHES Centennial 3 Humber 1 (lfr6)(15-9) (11-15) (15-12) Seneca 3 Fanshawe 3 (11.15)(l5"10) (lUlXlo-T) Tournament All-fitar TBU Winsome Cooper, Humber, Andrea Jamusou, Centennial; Vanessa Applewaite, Seneca^ Pat Harringten, Fanshawe; Jane Townamd, Fanshare; Donna Ford, Seneca. Tournament MVP: Lesneo Thomas, Centennial

WOMEN'S VOLLEYBALL DIVISION I FINAL ABflf Feb. 26,1989 COLLEGE MPMWGW OL PTS. Seneca 18 13 43 22 26 Fanshawe 16 12 43 19 24 Humber 16 11 37 22 22 Dnoam 1C 9 31 W 18 Sheridan 10 7 30 34 14 Centennial 16 6 24 34 12 Mohawk 16 6 26 36 12 at-Clair 16 6 27 33 12 Georgian 16 2 13 44 4 3H rill L^ March 13. 1089 Page 31

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