lUNIVERSITYOFlWAta. , RESERVE
LIBRARY
VOLUME 74, NUMBER uWWW.HURRKANE.MIAMI.EDi HURRIU mFRIDAY, APRI L 4, 1997 in this issue Greek Week '97 kicks off today opening ceremonies tonight. Rob Kaminski. to the community," Kaminski said. outstanding spirit. • Charity part of "It is to incorporate fun and unity For a $1 donation, students, both Greek Week also gives the greeks Last year. Lambda Chi Alpha and friendly rivalries among the greeks," said junior Lara greek and non-greek, will have the a chance to compete against each Delta Gamma went home with the Than. chance to —..^B^^^^^.™. other to win a best overall trophy at highest scores of the week. By SARAH GUARNACCIA The successful blood drive last dunk a greek the end of the week. Despite the thrill that one gets week raised over 500 pints of blood member "We are Many of the events are based on a when winning among their peers, Assistant News Editor inside a point system. Kaminski hopes that the sense of Greek Week begins today. This is and kicked off the philanthropy building aspect of Greek Week. Many of the wa tank Final standings at the end of the competition will not overcome the a time for greeks to celebrate greek An the leadership participants. life, raise money for charity and Greek Week activities focus on serv week are determined by either the even promote a little friendly com ing the community. money that is and giving amount of donated money a greek "Competition can bring out the Greeks will be responsible for collects for an event, how many best or the worst of people," he said. petition raised from oack to the collecting donations and dancing this event members of a certain fraternity or "It shouldn't come off as if we want Kicking off today at 5 p.m. on the sorority attend an event or how to kill each other. It's not cutthroat," University Center Patio, Greek from noon to midnight in Saturday's will be community. dance-a-thon to help raise money for donated to ROB many points they score in a particu Although most of the events Week will involve 10 fraternities lar event. and six sororities in contests, United Cerebral Palsy. revolve around points and competi games, speakers and concerts. The Last year, the greeks raised Ho^T. KAMINSKI, Awards are given out to one fra tion. Kaminski hopes that that is not event ends on Sunday, April 13. enough money to be invited to the which shei- Greek ternity and sorority based on the what the students will be focusing largest amount of points that they on so much. TRACK SEASON UNDER WAY The campus is invited to attend telethon, where they presented a ters abused w . . . women. ween mair derive. the opening ceremonies and happy check for $11,000. • UM men's and women's hour, which will take place at the "It was great publicity for the "We are An award is also handed out to the track and field teams are set to See GREEK • Page 2 Rat and begin promptly after the school," said Greek Week Chairman building leadership and giving back fraternity or sorority with the most host the Miami Gatorade Classic on Saturday. SPORTS, page 6 SOAR AWARDS PRESENTED YESTERDAY goes online to chat with students • SG president, students discuss campus issues
By SARAH GUARNACCIA Assistant News Editor Students of the University of Miami can reach their new Student Government president in mote ways THE SAINT than one. For the first time ever, SG • Read a review of the new President-elect Jonathan Brill action-thriller, The Saint, entered the chat room of The starring Batman Forever star Hurricane Online Monday in hopes Val Kilmer and Elisabeth Shue. of accessing StarJet*'*, concern*.. ACCENT, page 8 "It's just a matter of getting out there and finding out what students' needs are," __—____^_— GENITAL MUTILATION Brill said. "It's just a When • A new U.S. law has outlawed Brill logged matter of this age old practice which robs onto the getting out women in many cultures of their Internet, liberty and dignity. from 8 until there and f. HUNTER CAREY / Photo Editor 9 p.m., he finding out OPINION, page 12 was ready EXCELLENCE RECOGNIZED: J997 Award for Excellence recipient Mike Murphy hugs William Butler, Vice President for Student Affairs, what to discuss during Thursday award ceremony while nominees Jeff Muddell, Jose Ruiz, Heather Thompson and Sevgi Ural look on in the background. any issue students' Other nominees included Paula Cote, Juan Carlos del Valle, luan Diaz, Robert Kaminski, Jason Lane, Tammy Leverenz and Leslie Suarez. news briefs that a slu- needs are." d e n t brought up. JONATHAN CLINTON V. JONES ARGUED Students Professor Benton Becker's BRILL, had the Supreme Court class will argue Seniors leaving their legacy opportunity president of the Supreme Court Case, Clinton v. Jones, today at 6:30 p.m. in the to speak SG Law School Moot Courtroom. • Scholarships a the money they give is not enough to responsible for contributing to the tributes. freely, and ————— All students are welcome to put a student through school," said fund. "What we need to do is increase even anony attend the hearing. Contact gift from seniors Brenda Coleman, assistant director Funds are not raised outside of involvement from outgoing seniors: mously, with Brill. Professor Becker at 662-4099 for of Alumni Relations. the school. The current graduating we need more money coming in," The topic at hand, brought up by more information. to future seniors Former Student Government pres class makes up the entire scholar Roche said. an anonymous student this week, ident and Legacy co-Chair Steve ship. "We just need more students to was finding a place for female Roche said Legacy allows graduat Muslim students to pray during the CABLE STUDIO HOSTS By SARAH GUARNACCIA "We want it to come from [the demonstrate more pride in the SPEAKER ing seniors to give back to the seniorsl," Coleman said. University and [show] more willing day. Assistant News Editor University. Depending on each school to par Brill said he was glad to have this Alan B. ILevan, who sued ABC The University of Miami's gradu ness to help others." News successfully for defama "(Legacy is] sort of like passing ticipate generates a sense of healthy It is not possible for a senior to issue brought up. ating class of 1997 is leaving a lega the torch on to the incoming senior competition, which develops among "It was great. It was from a group tion, will be speaking at the cy behind to benefit the class of apply for this scholarship. University of Miami cable studio class." the seniors in the various colleges. Nevertheless, students who are that we had not previously spoken 1998 through the Senior Legacy with that has a serious concern and C at 2:30 p.m. today. The event is Program The idea of graduating seniors In this manner, the alumni associ already receiving financial aid will open to students and faculty. leaving a legacy, or gift, for the ation is able to acknowledge which be likely candidates for the award. It a need that has to be met. It was a This legacy is not determined by great forum to find that out," Brill Levan is chairman and chief school is common among many college is responsible for giving the is required that the senior have a the senior class persona, their cumu schools, said Coleman. most for the fund, said Coleman. said. executive officer of lative grade-point average or even grade point average of a 3.0 or high "Many schools and colleges have According to Brill, no topic is too BankAtlantic, a $2.61 billion their triumphs. Coleman hopes to see the fund er. banking institution based out of a legacy or some sort of gift pro increase from year to year consider "We want to make it known to obscure. It lies within their accomplish gram. Some schools may leave Pt. Lauderdale, Fla. ing that the goal was only 33 percent seniors that this scholarship is avail As SG president, he will consid ment of raising money for a scholar some kind of statue or something last year. er student's needs and do his best to A Miami jury awarded l_e\aa able," Coleman said. ship program that will help next like that. Here, we think it's a good make accommodations for them, nearly $10 million after deciding year's seniors graduate. "We are increasing it every year. idea to leave a scholarship. It's more We hope that this will not be a Coleman wants the students to such as finding a place for Muslim he had been defamed by ABC The Senior Legacy Program is a helpful," Coleman said. scholarship that will stagnate, but realize the importance of giving students to pray. News in a story about complex scholarship fund that was set up in will continue to grow," Coleman back to their alma maters by helping "It is already on my agenda to real estate investments. 1992 to provide assistance for Through phone calls, mailers and said. out the class of 1998. explore these issues. 1 need to find His appearance is being co- seniors who may have financial face-to-face meetings, seniot repre "The students are reaching out to out the background of it.' Brill said. sponsored by UMTV and the UM problems that are keeping them sentatives will approach their fellow The emphasis of the scholarship is help other students. It's really good. The Hurricane Online provides chapter of the Society of from graduating. classmates about the legacy fund. not on the amount of money that Students give to students," Coleman an ease of communication, said Professional JoumaJists. Thirty-five percent of seniors each student contributes to the fund, "I think it's a good gesture [but), from each college on campus are but rather that each student con said. Brill. SENATE SEATS OPEN Although, there are other ways to The Student Government reach him, such as speaking with Senate has open seats for the him in person, calling him on the library to remain open 24 hours phone or writing a letter, the chui College of Arts and Sciences, Commuter North, Commuter room may be preferred by certain manning the library due to problems through the zoo door. There will be there's a lot more space to be students in this high-tech world. South, junior, sophomore and • Trial period to surrounding the use of the security security guards checking the roster. watched." music. Stop by the SG office and "Someone may not have time or team from the residence halls, said Neville said if the University admin For students who use the 24-hour not want to speak face to face. It's pick up an application if you are last three weeks Neville. istration decides to adopt this pro library, SG will provide question interested. an alternate way to reach people," to test program The after-hours entrance for the gram for next year, then the school naires for suggestions and com Brill said. "We have done a lot of library will be through the side door will buy a sensor for 24-hour use. ments. talking and have attended a lot of reminder By KELLY RUANE on the first floor into the area com The University will also provide The number of students who use meetings." News Editor monly known as the "zoo." The zoo escorts to and from the library. the library 24 hours will determine Brill said this gives him another SPRING FORWARD After a small delay. Student will be the only area open to stu "I can't imagine having a 24-hour the program's future. Based on the chance to communicate with stu Government has succeeded in keep dents on a 24-hour basis. Neville service and then allowing sludents demand, the library will consider dents. He said the computers are a Remember to set your clocks ing the Otto G. Richter Library open said students wanted a place to be to walk home at 4 a.m.." Neville keeping more space open. The valuable source of information for one hour ahead before you go for 24 hours. The new hours will go able to study. said. library's fust floor is always open the students and will continue to be lo bed Saturday evening, as into effect Sunday. "There's no study area open 24 Neville stressed that the library's during final exams, Neville said. in the future. Sunday marks the beginning of Junior Shannon Neville, who had hours," Neville said. "There is the entire first floor will not be open. Neville said she hopes students "This is the technological side of Daylight Savings Time. This worked on the project as an SG sen residence halls, but ihose get packed "It's just going to be a study cen will take advantage of the extended things. This may be one of die yearly time change is intended ator, said the delay occurred due to and there's no place for commuters." ter for this trial period," Neville said. hours. biggest ways in the future to learn •o add more daylight hours to "staffing difficulties." Beginning Sunday, students will "The stacks are not going to be open "I'd really like to see it pass," the day and no, you don't lose The UM security staff will be need their Cane Cards to enter because that requires a staff and Neville said. an hour of sleep. See BRILL • Page 4 lf "I ' ' PAGE 2. THE MIAMI HIRRKA^E * FRIDAY,APRH4, 1997 compus calendar LJ Living off-campus has its • GRADUATE STUDENT ASSO Mahoney/Pearson Classroom 102. CIATION: Awards ceremony for This event is cosponsored by the Graduate Student Association Bioethics Society, Food For Week with presentations by GSA, Thought, Golden Key National the University of Miami Graduate Honor Society, KAPLAN, Psi Chi advantages, students fcay School, Alpha Epsilon Lambda and the Undergraduate and the Graduate Students Alumni Neuroscience Society. All are wel Association. Followed by a blues come. For more information, call • Off-campus located at 5840 Red Road, is less HOUSING C STS band. "Nothin Butt" playing R & Raj Nayyar at 689-3778 or at than one mile from campus. A one- B. blues and zydeco for dancing, [email protected]. bedroom, one-and-a-half bath apart housing less ment with a balcony is $600 a Thursday, Apr. 10 at 7 p.m. • STUDENT LIFE: Student Life Ludlam Point Apartmenta month. A two-bedroom apartment is 6880 SW 44 St. • UNDERGRADUATE NEURO internships applications are due expensive than $760 and a three-bedroom is $860. SCIENCE SOCIETYtOn Thursday, Monday in UC 236. Get practical The rent includes water and gas. apartments from $735 to $865 / month experience in one of the Student April 10, find out about research dorms, campus The building has a pool and a (does not include electricity, water, phone) positions, volunteer opportunities, Life offices or the Dean of Students office. Applications are laundry room on every floor. There Sunwood Apartments neurological diseases and patient apartments is also a security guard at night. care as the Undergraduate available in Student Activities. 4600 SW 67th Ave. There are many other condomini Neuroscience Society will be host • AWARE: General meeting and By KATHERINE POLICASTRO um complexes that are located close apartments from $785 to $800 / month ing a UM medical school guest election of 1997-98 officers at 8 Hurricane Staff Writer to the University. Both Oasis and (does not include electricity, water, phone) speaker from the National p.m. Wednesday in Eaton 148. Students who are seeking alterna Gables Point are fenced in and Parkinson Foundation. Come to This organization focuses on Cloister Apartment House tives to staying on-campus may be located off 67th Mahoney/Pearson Classroom 102 HIV/AIDS education, awareness surprised at the many advantages Ave. ^—————~— 5840 Red Road at 6:30 p.m. to meet with Tessie and service. associated with living off-campus To rent at 1 bedroom apt: $600 / month Braker, Director of Volunteer • AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL: "It's easier Among these alternatives are liv these locations, 2 bedroom apt: $760 / month Services of Jackson Memorial's General meeting and election of ing in an apartment, condominium to get into Parkinson's Research Clinic. In students must 3 bedroom apt: $860 / month the 1997-98 officers on Monday, or house. There are rental communi contact a real a daily addition, look out for elections April 7 at 8 p.m. in the Volunteer ties and houses that arc located near (includes water and gas) (please pay your $5 dues to cam estate agent or Services Center. This organization the University of Miami, with many the owner. routine Five bedroom house with a pool: $1,875- $2,200 / paign and vote), the Most Active amenities, that cost less or are even month Member Award, the Neuron Award works to promote human rights. The rent dif when you • STUDENT GOVERNMENT: equal to living on-campus. fers depending (does not include pool and lawn care, water, electricity and our upcoming banquet. All are Ludlam Point Apartments, locat live off- welcome. Please contact Raj The Student Government Senate on the owner. or phone) has open seats for the College of ed at 6880 SW 44 St., offers unfur The easiest way campus, as Nayyar at 689-3778 for further nished one and two-bedroom apart Fraternity Houses: (Sigma Chi) $2,975 / semester information. Arts and Sciences, Commuter to find an apart opposed to North, Commuter South, Junior, ments from $735 to $865 a month. ment is to con (includes dues and meal plan, not phone) • AWARE: On Wednesday, April Sophomore and School of Music. The complex allows residents to tact a real estate the dorm." cost differs for each fraternity house 9: Erotic fantasies, sadistic humor, Stop by the Student Government have pets at an extra charge. agent. Residential College double room: $4,194 / year condoms and other paraphernalia, Ludlam Point also offers a central INGRID office to pick up an application if A five-bed Residential College single room: $5,438 comic relief, informative insight, you are interested. pool area, a basketball court and a room house NEAL, mandatory membership issues and laundry room. Each unit has an with a pool typ freshman On-Campus Apartment: $4,140 free food and drinks. An alarm system. The community is ically costs Single on-campus apartment: $5,204 HIV/AIDS presentation by the To post your events in our surrounded by a card-accessible between $1,875 14-meal plan: $2,942 organization AWARE will include tortious tolendat, slop by our gate. The complex is located in a to $2,200 per these interesting topics and office in University Center, Rm. 221. residential area, with a supermarket month. The disadvantage of living demonstrations. Come one. come plaza within walking distance. Also visit The Hurricane Online for in a house, as opposed to an apart it is less expensive to live in a fra car to live on-campus. Residents are all to an evening of delight from The rental cost does not include ternity house than anywhere else. less than a 10-minute walk to class, 6:30 to 8 p.m in the odditionol postings ment complex, is that you are electricity, water or phone. responsible for all of the mainte "It is an experience you'll never the pool or the George A. Smathers "We are only 2.3 miles from nance, including pool and lawn get to do out in lhe real world," said Wellness Center. school and 80 to 90 percent of the care. Also, as with most off-campus Craig Robinson, house manager of The drawbacks to living in a dor student government update people that live here are students at housing, some form of transporta Sigma Chi. "Maybe you could live mitory or apartment on-campus is the University of Miami," said tion is needed to get to school. with 10 people someday, but never that residents may have to share a LJ Elaine Burkett, leasing manager of "It's easier to get into a daily rou 35." room or bathroom. Ludlam Point. tine when you live off-campus, as Students who want to live on- Another disadvantage is that stu "You live here because your opposed to the dorm," said Ingrid campus for the 1997-98 school year dents who live in dorms do not have Faculty Evaluation friends live here," Burkett noted. Neal, a sophomore who lives off of will be paying $4,194 for a double a living room or a kitchen. Sunwood Apartments, located at Miller Drive in a house with four in the residential colleges. Residents have to coordinate their 4600 SW 67th Ave., has two-bed roommates. "I don't like the fact, On-campus apartments cost meal schedule around Daka and the booklets available room, one-and-a-half bathroom though, that it is so far from school, $4,140. Food Court if they do not have apartments for $785 to $800 a it takes a half an hour to drive to To have a single room in a dorm transportation or money for extra • Information fessor's class. month. school for my 9 a.m. class." costs $5,438 and a single on-cam food. Residents also have to deal "Tliey can see how well [the pro- Sunwood has a pool area with Men in the greek systems have pus apartment is $5,204. with loud noise levels, which can available in time fessorj was rated by former stu four barbecue grills. The complex the option of living in a fraternity Students live on-campus nine affect studying. dents to see if they want to take offers residents two laundry rooms. house. The cost differs for each fra months out of the year, excluding The easiest way to start looking for registration him," Farraj said. There is ample parking and the ternity. winter break. Students who live in for off-campus housing is to ask The University administration building is generally quiet. residential colleges must purchase a By KELLY RUANE For example, to live in Sigma other students. Students are also also uses the book to determine The building has a security guard meal plan. advised to visit apartment complex News Editor Chi's house costs $2,975 per semes whether or not to extend contracts at night. It is less than 10 minutes ter, and includes dues and a meal The 14-meal plan, the one utilized es and ask about prices. The fall 1997 Student or give raises to certain professor*. away from campus, even during the most by students, will cost Finally, when students find apart Government Faculty Evaluations plan. | Farraj said it is important for stu rush hour. Electricity, water and Students only need to pay their $2,942 for next year. ments that interest them, they are book is out for students and faculty dents to see what their potential phone are not included. The main benefit for many resi advised to be put on a waiting list of to use. The booklet includes evalu own phone bill. professors were rated. The Cloisters Apartment House, Most fraternity members feel that dents is that students do not need a make a deposit. ations by students of all professors "We all have experiences where who taught during the fall 1996 we get someone we don't like," semester. Farraj said. "If I look in there and I The information was put into see there is one professor in there Student Employment Week begins book format to make it easier for who has a 100 percent 'strongly students to use. disagree' for all the questions, then on-campus positions ranging from "It used to be printed up in I am not going to want to take that • National Week clerical to high-tech research. newsletter format and we switched class." Aside from UM, hundreds of to book format because it's easier The information is also impor honors student local businesses hire UM students for students to use and easier to tant for professors to rate them workers with for part-time work in locations carry around," said Nahel Farraj, selves based on student opinion. throughout South Florida. Academic Affairs chair of the SG "The professor can look al how prizes, giveaways Patricia Reichle, student e-mail Monday, April 7 cabinet. he did," Farraj said. "If I was a pro system administrator, said that with The book serves two purposes. fessor I would want to know how out student employees, the 8:30 am- 5 pm: Stop by student employment for candy Students can look into the book students look at me. I am going to By MARGARITA MARTIN- Department of Information and giveaways. Enter Friday's drawing for special prizes when it comes time to pick classes use that information to improve my HIDALGO and ALEXIS MOORE Technology would not be able to *Daka Special: Start your week off right...Free regular for next semester and decide teaching methods and look at Of the Staff run its seven labs on campus. coffee at French Quarter Company with any pastry pur whether or not to take a certain pro where I'm going." The University of Miami Office "Students are not just your basic chase of Student Employment will join assistants: universities and colleges nationwide they not ••"•—-™~-*™"•*""• Tuesday, April 8 in the celebration of National only over- "The skills 8:30 am- 5 pm: Stop by student employment for candy Student Employment Week, begin Greeks celebrate see the labs students and giveaways. Enter Friday's drawing for special prizes ning next week. but they With events such as a keg toss, 12:00 - 1:30pm. Presentation of UM Students Employee Starting Monday, students can supervise develop From GREEK • Page 1 jousting competitions, chariot race stop by the OSE to receive free of the Year by Mayor Alex Penelas, downtown Miami and an obstacle course, the organi and man while 12:30 - 1:30pm. Panel discussion "Beyond Medical giveaways and prizes. age them," Kaminski said he sees greek zations will compete for the sports The OSE will be coordinating working School: What to do with a degree in science" Open to Week as an opportunity to show the manship award. she said. events throughout the week to rec The all student employees, call 284-6641 to RSVP. rest of the campus what the greek The fraternity and sorority that ognize the valuable contributions help system is all about. best exemplifies the spirit and week-long *Daka Special: At the Eye: Purchase any size yogurt, students make to campus depart celebration students "It could serve as a tool for people sportsmanship of field day will ments and local organizations. receive free topping of your choice. in see.' us do more," he said. "People receive a bonus of 20 points added features a refine and Wednesday, April 9 "The purpose of National Student competi will see that there is a different side to their total score. Employment Week is to honor the to greek life. We're not just beer tion for pursue their 8:30am - 5pm: Stop by student employment for candy The Greek Week organizers said creativity, energy and enthusiasm and giveaways. Enter Friday's drawing for special prizes. drinkers." Campuswide attendance is encour students bring to our offices, as well student career goals." The event may also steer a student aged at the drinking and driving as showing them the appreciation Employee _.. „ *Daka Special: Workout Wednesday: Come to the towards becoming a greek by help seminar on Monday at 6: IS p.m. in for their hard work," said Grisel of the Year; I'AUL Wellness Center Juice Bar and buy 1 Smathers ing them decide whether or not they the Flamingo Ballrooms. food and OREHOVEC, Valdes, director of Student drink spe- • . Smoothie at regular price and get the second one at would like to be a part of a fraterni "It's supposed to be interesting. It Employment. cials from Vice prOVOSt halt-off. ty of sorority next fall. will hopefully try to dissuade them Student employment programs at t h e Thursday, April 10 "lt is certainly a good Rush tool," from drinking and driving," Than UM provide students with part- Department of Dining Services, in Kaminski said. said. time, flexible employment to help conjunction with DAKA; a panel 8:30am - 10am: Miami Commitment Recognition Greeks will participate in field The band They Might Be Giants them finance their education. But discussion for students seeking Breakfast at the Faculty Club, open only to Miami day on Sunday. This event is a great will play on the Patio for the entire their remuneration goes far beyond majors in science-related fields: the Commitment Students source of points and an exposition campus next Friday as a part of the money they earn. annual Miami Commitment Awards *Daka Special: Burger King: Up-size for FREE! Order of sportsmanship. Greek Week. "The skills students develop Breakfast; and giveaways at the while working truly complement OSE. any combo and up-size at no charge. GREEK WEEK SCHEDULE their academic endeavors and help On Tuesday, Alex Penelas, mayor Friday, April 11 students refine and pursue their of Dade County, will present the 2:00pm: Drawing for special prizes at Student career goals," said Paul Orehovec, Opening Ceremoniea UM Students Employee of the Year Employment vice provost and dean of award in downtown Miami. Faculty Club: Purchase a Buffet Lunch at regular price Friday April 4, 1997 at 5 p.m. UC Patio Enrollments. Tuesday will also feature a panel Dance-a-thon for United Cerebral Palsy Ursula Jo, a sophomore who is discussion called "Beyond Medical and receive one at 1/2 off. Saturday, April 5, noon to midnight at the Rathskeller part of the Miami Commitment School: What to do with a degree in •Note: To receive Daka Specials, muat be atu Field Day Project, said working at the School science." This event is open to all dent employee and have atudent ID and moat of Business has complemented her student employees. recent paycheck stub. Sunday, April 6 at 2:00 p.m. (Check in by 1:30 p.m.) IM Field studies. DAKA will be offering specials Midday Eventa "I have developed clerical skills to students with a valid ID and a Monday, April 7 at 7 p.m. Flamingo Ballroom and computer skills," she said. "But recent paycheck stub. Monday, stu dents a smoothie special at the Breakfast at the Faculty Club on Wednesday, April 9 at 11:30 a.m. UC Patio most important, I have teamed to dents will receive a free cup of George A. Smathers Student Thursday. Friday, April 11 at 12:00 noon UC Pool handle conflictive priorities." French Quarter coffee with any pas Wellness Center. Students who buy This event is open only to stu Organized Cheer Students are not the only ones try purchase from the Food Court. one smoothie will receive the other dents involved in the Miami who benefit from lhe work experi On Tuesday, DAKA will offer a for 50 percent off. Thursday, April 10 at 6:30 p.m. UC Stage and Patio Commitment Project. ence. According to tlie OSE, over special at the Eye, in which students Burger King will offer students a The drawing for the prizes at the Greek God / Greek Goddess 200 academic, administrative, sup who purchase any size drink will chance lo upsize a combo at no OSE will take place next Friday at 2 Thursday, April 17 at 6:30 p.m. UC Patio portive services and departments receive a free pizza topping of their extra charge on Thursday. p.m. Closing Ceremonies depend on their student employees. choice. Other events include the Miami For more information, call the Sunday April 13 at 4 p.m. UC Patio According to Valdes, over .1,000 Wednesday, DAKA will offer stu- Commitment Recognition OSE at 284-6641. students are placed annually in an T iTOAUrtMiw • THI: HI mi Hi HUH w: • na a
•* f . . v* „ y* » ->
«. *. •>. a NUTRITION &W* TOUR MOTHE*-r$t»&riejat^iwR ****&&, DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT!
?^m Troy Aikman 3 Time World Champion Quarterback .Dvr- B%ai*%. POOOMt Food Bars MVJ Naaut Battar Chocolate Chip I Vv ENGINEEREMliT-RD NUTRITIOXN c^«4ia eioualt flavor cookie- douak flavor •*! J,* Jjr/ * .a)**.*' »- « •»'.C .» „#»- Emai Vanilla Fudge Brownie 9_.-t-f •;*•" 0? iJiPSa ..•- For ThefcBest Shape off Your Life!T M MET-Rx Is sfM nationwide by smart retailers who are ready right now to help you look and leel better. For more Information or a retailer near you, call (800) 55-MET-Rx. ijJftL. jeK»*Mfe''T\.'fl m mm,m\l PHOM.TlElHIl III Kllll 111 . FJIDAY, UDII, 41997 Rat plays April Fools' joke on UM students • Small clues gave joke away before Tuesday By JOSE DIAZ Hurricane Staff Writer It was a breezy, quiet Tuesday night and tlie University Rathskeller had taken care of every detail for Dennis Rodman's arrival. There was a small crowd, but no Dennis Rodman. As an April Fools' joke, the Rathskeller and The Hurricane plot ted to fool the entire student body by saying that Chicago Bulls bas ketball star Dennis Rodman, cur rently on the injured list, would make an appearance at the Rat to promote his MTV World Tour show. Rodman was actually in Los Angeles for the premiere of his movie. Double Team, with Jean- Claude Van Damme. With no Rodman Tour bus, the Photo Illustration by JORGE MIRANDA /Co-Art Director Rat's usual crowd and no press cov APRIL FOOLS: Dennis Rodman, shown here "posing" with Hurricane erage, students guessed the event editor in chief Armando Boniche, was the bait in the Rat's joke. was a prank. UM to film and why the filming a prank on the community. "April Fools' Day is no big thing would take place on April I. Freshman Nick Blanco took the for me," said student Matt Barker. "I Also, the byline on the story was whole thing with a sense of humor. was pretty sure this whole mess was Norman Therat, a pseudonym for a "With my sidekick Shaggy, we a prank." conspirator at The Hurricane. Some solved this in a matter of minutes Barker and his friends still students avoided the Rathskeller. about Norman Therat and still had showed up at the Rat, "just to be on "I didn't go because it would be a time for Scooby snacks in the the safe side." waste of my time," said Bryan Mystery Mobile," Blanco said. Students said there were many Berger, who said he cares little for Once students who fell for the clues that led them to believe Rodman. joke arrived at the Rat, the large Rodman's appearance was a prank, Berger said he realized April signs saying "April Fools" alerted such as why Rodman would choose Fools' Day at the Rat would just be them to the prank. Brill chats with students From BRILL • Page 1 has access to. I think it's difficult about the ease of doing it. Once they [for students] because not everyone do it, it is definitely a growth," he is comfortable with it," Brill said. said. about issues," Brill said. Whether it be accessing the inter Next semester. The Hurricane net to speak with Brill or for pur Students who want to voice their will make this forum available to poses such as e-mail, research or concerns to SG can reach Brill and students again on a more regular personal intrigue, students can individual senators through the cur basis. Brill hopes to see many more become more familiar with the rent Student Government e-mail take advantage of this branch of Internet through time. address: communication. "We need to educate students [email protected]. "It's a technology that everyone STUDENT AFFAIRS INTERNSHIP OPPORTUNITIES U FALL 1997 - SPRING 1998 MIAMI Center for Student Organizations Orientatation, Commuter Student Affairs & Leadership Programs Student Activities Volunteer Services Center University Women's Resource Center Dean of Student Office of Miami Cheerleading It's Time To Act Tryouts April 7th Applications available in: and 8th, 1997 Department of Student Activities 6:00 PM UC236 For more information, call Connie Nickel at: (305) 264-2651 Applications are due Friday, April 4th at 5:00pni to UC 236 FRIDAY, APRIL, 4 1997 • TIE Ml,ill Hi Brill M • PAGES For All Your Real Estate Needs! Find a place to live QukMy a Easily ARK YOU CONSIDERING A LEGAL EDUCATION? 3i»i corai way, sui an? Jeanne Tompkins w LAW SCHOOL AND LEGAL CAREERS Miami, Fl 33145 REALTOR-ASSOCIATE FREE EYE EXAM* Mce-I AelmisM.uis Offt. ti •*. Stiiile-nl*., an.I l.i u.limto .if Fl.ni.la Slut,*, VOICE MAIL. (505) "HO 4778 \i.va .S.,iitli.-a-i.*rn, Sl. Tin.na..., Sii-iKnn. I nis.-r-ily nf Florida anil WITH PURCHASE OF GLASSES OR CONTACT LENSES I nive-r.-eily ..f Miami EINHORN EYECARE CENTER ,:.*. # • VSfc. ATTEND A FREE SEMINAR ON THE FOLLOWING DATES: Dr. Neil Elnhorn Optometrist North Kt.Mi.lu: I ..I F C.jVav ..f Law, f.,i,li.-*.s,ll. Fri.l.n. Apnl 11 9885 Sunset Drive AR1HUR I. SHAPIRO, DMD MVP hs .allniB |.|-,2|.I The Council of International Students and Organizations CALL NOW TO AVOID THE RUSH!!!!! invites everyone to participate in INTERNATIONAL WEEK 1997 April lOth-April 19th MANY LANGUAGES UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI'S FIRST CHOICE FOR 12 YEARS! ! d Call Us fit: •*•«• la* Mana Mass* C* O- •%»"• 0 •*",' For as Little as : \M 90 r*S 251-9872 * _m__\_SW'-J(~2 $9. Lotottd at : im SW 129th Tf tract OPENING CEREMONY ^'f^C Miami. P. 11176 i Open 7 Days a Week Thursday, 10 April HOURS: 'Convenient Indoor Mini-Storage MOrl.-SflT 9:00«.m - 6:00pm Flamingo Ballroom @ 11:30 a.m. SUN. 12:00 neen - 6:00pm •Inexpensive & .[•Totally Air Conditioned! Middle Eastern Day •25 Sizes to choose from will showcase on the U.C. Patio 11:00-4:00 p.m. •Electronic Security For the complete schedule consult our strategically posted flyers •Close to Campus (Near the Falls) or call 284-3548 for more information ] The Miami Hurricane Editor in Chief and Business Manager are available for the MINI STORAGE fall 1997 semester. & TRUCK RENTALS • Full tuition remission plus a $500 stipend each semester. • Invaluable leadership opportunities. 665-8183 • Lead Florida Leader Magazine's Best Private College Newspaper in CALL FOR RESERVATIONS Florida into the next school year. 12200 SW 117 AVE • Only 15 MINUTES FROM U.M.I • The Hurricane is an Associated Collegiate Press Hall of Fame newspaper and has SUPER SUMMER STORAGE SPECIAL! been recognized nationally. LOW PRICES! YOU MUST MENTION THIS AD For more information, drop by The Hurricane business office in Ofler expires 5-15-97 Kendall Location only. UC Room 221a for the necessary application materials. Student I.D. required. Owned and operated by University of Miami alumni. Band of the Hour Hurricanette & Hurricane Guard Auditions WHEN: SUNDAY, APRIL 13,1997 WHERE: FILLMORE BAND HALL REGISTRATION: 2:00 PM AUDITIONS BEGIN IMMEDIATELY HURRICANETTFS HURRICANE GUARD The Hurricanettes consist of young women who, through the use of numerous dance styles, The Hurricane Guard is an integral part of the corps-style £tW «**< t/U "Zfaet. The Hurricane heighten the visual excitement of the W> Courses also Get the UM Advantage available for V Comprehensive review it/ Expert Instructors SAT lV Test-taking strategies V Competitively priced UNIVERSITY OF ll/ Practice tests v' Small classes Call 284-2727 for a brochure CONTINUING STUDIES Behind the Scenes at the 17501 S. DIXIE HIGHWAY 305-278-8004 JERRY an_ MIAMI, ll 33157 FAX 305-278-8005 *** show and . n i. x c i. i siv E i v f » ' i \ c i i r Y -i n '• s i \ i i the Debate about 1 * *. talk TV. Sunday, April 6 7pm UC Flamingo Ballroom Reception following Free With Student ID For More Info: 665-6948 •ara v" MING'S WE DELIVER! EARLY BIRD SPECIAL M^>« GARDEN Mor. Ih.u SAT 3 00 PM lo 6 JO PM S^ SUNDAY. 3:30 PM 10 6 30 PM Authentic Chinese Cuisine -SaMraa1 wila* Wonlon o*4ajg Drop Soup, Egg Roll, and Pork R,C 15*10 South Dixie Highway. Coral Gablei, FL 33146 JUmM.- * VaaatobL. to M.in .$6*5 Hooit Pork with CHin.e. V«g*tobl«t*. •*.*«« «»695 Phones: 666-2595 • 666-8772 Moo Goo Goi Pan*....••••••••••••••« •$6 95 Monay Garlic Ct..ck.n»...... *, •lei 95 Fax: 661-0032 B..I wtth Broccoli A Snow Paae...".."".. • $7 50 Shrimp wilh Lobn.r Souca**.*..*••..... • J8 25 Take Out • Eat-In • Delivery Sv No Seibdituiiont Pl.asal PAIN KILLER. 'or last relief From the nagging ache ot taxes, as retirement income, the money you don't send 5.25 ^ Fwe recommend TIAA-CRKI* SRAs. SRAs lo Washington can work even harder tor you. PECIAL are tax-deterred annuities designed to help build What else do .SRAs offer? A hill range of ftpM .tddition.il assets — money thai can help make the investment t hoices and the financial expertise difference between living and living weft alter Honey Chicken Combo ol TIAA-CREF — Americas largest retirement with purchase of any Early- your working years are over. organization. (includes: choice of wonton Bird sp>eclal or Dinner Contributions to your SRAs are deducted To tind out more, slop by your benefit! ottice or egg drop soup, egg roll, Combination from your salary on a pretax basis, so yuu pay or five us a c all at 1 800 8-12-2888. We II show and roast pork fried rice) tess in taxes mm. And since earnings on vour you how SRAs can lower y.v/r taxes. • not valid for delivery • not valid for delivery SRAs are also tax deferred until you receive them Do it today —it couldn't hurt. • must present coupon • must present coupon before ordering before ordering Visit us on the Internet at www.tiaa-cref.org • coupon cannot be used with any • coupon cannot be used with any other coupon, Gusto card, or other other coupon, Gusto card, or other Ensuring the future 1 dining promotion. dining promotion. for those who shape it. Expires 4/30/97 Expires 4/30/97 c Kl I tsmthaiM«nUi>iriW«l <<• HAA i tn l- Ui li UtJ *ml IMM...,,,,.., ,I V., IX-: sJllhin GREEK WEEK 1997 INTERNATIONAL WEEK THEY MIGHT BE HURRICANE PRODUCTIONS GIANTS UC Patio PRESENT: 8:00 pm GANE CARDS tmVfiX, £PRIL 1TB aaal REQUIRED 1/t.ix a fridav qroove |Tiinii\wniii!iiin\i; 12:OOpmJ y-J UC Patio I FRIDAY, APRIL 4,1997 Al Galvez Band This Saint ain't Heavenly Stars1 chemistry buoys svsrag© film By SHANE WEAVER this is supposed to be a darker Sainl than Moore's wry-witted Film Cniie English gent, Kilmer is a fine choice; he has the good looks, physicalily and dark, brooding side that the character requires. Even better is Shue as Dr. Russell (only in Ihe movies would THE SAINT I genius nuclear scientist be that young and attractive). Shue captures the vulnerability and innocence of Russell, who has found a formula to create cold fusion, long thought impossi ble. Having been wooed by Templar, Russell has become THEATRE OF FEELING (out of four stars) ensnared in his web of deceit and danger. • The Dorsche Gallery (2157 While they are excellent individually, they are ai iheir best SW 13 Ave.) presents Franklin together. The film depends heavily on the relationship Einspruch's Theatre of Feeling, Ike Stunt has all the makings of a classic secret-agent between Russell and Templar looking natural and unrehearsed, beginning today, April 4. There film: power-mad Russians. McnM atomic formulas, tool and it always does. will be a reception to meet the J gadgetry and a plethora of disguises And then there's One of The Saint's main problems is its dull villain. This .irtisl from 6:00 to 11:00 p.m. direclor Phillip Noyce, whose body of work includes Ihe laul kind of movie is only as good as its villain, and Tretiak just The collection runs through suspense thrillers Dead Culm. Patriot Games and Clear mui doesn't cut it The Saint is in need of a Bloleld or a Goldfinger. April 25. Call (305) 856-4080. Present Danger. Unfortunately, it all adds up to an average or even a Warlock, the Bond-villain knockoff in the Saint TV Photo courtesy of TWENTIETH CENTURY FOX final product.. series Give credil to screenwriter Jonathan FJensleigh for tack HELLO, I LOVE YOU: Elizabeth Shue and Val Kilmer. The Sainl, Simon Templar, was the creation of author Leslie ling new territory, post-Soviet Russia. For once, Ihe atomic secrets involved aren't for the production of bombs, but as a Charteris. whose debonair super-thief and master of disguises mant. On the other hand, there are the whizzing bullets and movie clock solution to a massive healing-oil shortage. You'd think plenty appeared in a series of novels beginning in Ihe 1930s In the hidden passages that keep the film moving, only the chase '60s. Roger Moore portrayed Templar in a British TV series of good villains could be found in Russia today: Mafiosa. BILL COSFORD CINEMA Communist hard-liners, etc. However, Tretiak, a would-be dic scenes aren't particularly impressive. In Tlie Saint. Val Kilmer lakes up the role of Templar Noyce's greatest feat may have been keeping the mood) Hotline: 284-4861 Templar has heen contracted by Russian billionaire jvan tator, is a disappointment. In fact, with Croat actor Serbed/ija's surprisingly gentle face. Tretiak seems more like someone's Kilmer in line, though Kilmer's famed flakiness was intact: he Ttetiak (Rade Serbedzija) to steal the atomic formula devel reportedly required that crew members disclose their zodiac FRI. April 4 grumpy uncle. Tretiak's son Ilya (Valery Nikolaev) makes a oped by scientist Kmma Russell (Elisabeth Shue). Bul Templar sign before being hired. One crewman wrote him a note saying, The Family Came more promising villain, with his ever-present silver-handled forgets a basic secret agent rule: don't fall in love. Soon. "I'm a Virgo. Can I stay?" 7:30 p.m. cane. But darned if he doesn't look like a European rock slar. Templar and Russell are dodging Russian goons, who are after The Saint gets more preposterous toward the end, with its The Family Came Direclor Noyce does a good job of balancing the film's pur his head and her formula climax drawing some unintended laughs from the audience 9 10 p.m. suit scenes with the more intimate scenes between Shue and So how does Kilmer, the notoriously temperamental prob Shue and Kilmer shine and his disguises are fascinating, but SAT. April 5 1 Kilmer. On one hand, there is the heavy-handed redemption lem child, fare in the role' Quite well, actually In fact, he ultimately, it's a standard chase film with standard bad guys. The Family Came theme. Templar is a chameleon trying lo find his own true iden- seems to be having a ball Kilmer gels to use literally a dozen Exciting at times, definitely, but memorable cinema this 7:30 p.m. lily, experiencing emotions for Russell that had long been dor- different disguises and accents as the dauntless Templar. Since "saint." The Family Came 9:30 p.m. purpose in life olher than to yell "Girl SUN. April 6 power!" into any available microphone Tfie Family Came or TV camera. 5:30 p.m. However, you can polish their image The f amily Came Old Spice and give them all the catch phrases you 7:30 p.m. By SHANE WEAVER asked whal her worst moment was. Posh want, but Ihe rough edges still show Copy Editor Spice Victoria answered. "Spilling red through. They drink and swear. They've accent marks They're everywhere. They're The vs me on my Armani suit." How tragic. flashed male passersby. They streaked Spice Girls, the ubiquitous British all- The Spice Girls arc* lhe creation of a through an L.A. Four Seasons Hotel and iman promoter, wilh profcssionally- Melanie C. urinated in a potted plant • Grammy Award-winning girl livesome. Their hn single. choieographed dance routines, and Ihe there, according to Entertainment blues singer Koko Taylor "Wannabe." oil then cleverly -tilled CD public is eating it up. A Web search Weekly. And there have been reports that whose newest release, Iw e oi Spur, is inescapable In these days eal reveals over 900 hits on the fledgling when lhe Girls were asked on a Nature, received a 1995 disco revival and '80s-rock noslalgia. gioup. many of ihem fawning tribute Scandinavian TV show if they'd ever Grammy nomination, will per the Girls' brand of bubble-gum dance- pages where lovesick teens gobble up pose nude for a large amount of money, form at Musician's Exchange pop passes for fresh, new music. It's like the Gills' slick marketing propaganda one Girl was about to answer yes when (213 E. Atlantic Ave I in Delray Debbie Gibson with a heat ("Emma once ate 100 donuts in 10 min another cut her off and began talking Beach. The album has The Spice Girls are comprised of "Sexy Spice" Geri. whose nude photos utes!'") aboul girl power. And wasn't that inno leteived major national media cent little Baby Spice Emma rubbing her attention, including a four-star were plastered all over the British They've taken America hy storm. l.ibloids; "Sporty Spice" Melanie C . Ihe There they arc on 095 This Morning. pelvis on Warren G.'s leg during the review in Rolling Slone, a hall- closing credits of the MTV show? page review in People and an one who always wears pants (you know, There ihey are dissing poor Rick Dees appearance on Late Night with like Ellen DeGeneresl. "Scary Spice' on his nationally-syndicated radio show It goes to show lhat image truly is Conan O'Brien. Koko has also Melanie B . 'Posh Spice" Victoria; and Then they are hosting an MTV spring everything. Especially a well-honed recently earned a 1996 W.C. "Baby Spice" Emma, whom Ihe group break show, shouting unintelligibly and image. But Sooner or later, the media Handy Award for claims is the youngest at 19. (She's actu trampling each others' cue card-wrillen will lose interest, and the emptiness of Contemporary Female Blues ally 21—the same age as three of the lines. the Girls' music will overtake their nov SO TELL THEM WHAT YOU WANT: The Spice Girls Artist ot the Year. Call 954- other four. I Bul what's worse lhan their sudden elty. So it you don't catch them now. just reached the top of Billboards Top 200 with two hits off their 797-5986/5086 Show time: The Girls come with pre-packaged omnipresence is their message, which wail a while and see them at your local ihey repeal over and over: Girl power1 mall, opening for Kriss Kross debut album, Spice. "12:00 a.m. Tickets: $21 & $26. identities lo match the names, kind of like action figures For example, when Apparently, the Girls seem to have no • Rathskeller events: Friday, April 4, Greek Week Karaoke Happy Hour, from 5:00 to 8 p.m.; and Tuesday, April 8, This article is dedicat 8:00 p.m.. Magician |ohn P. Hopkins. Plus don't miss . Happy Hour from 4 00 to 7:00 p.m. on Friday. ed to all of the people • On April 5, at Ihe lackie Gleason Theater, Passion who are sleeping and hopii al. At 8:00 p.m., a Spanish performance. On Sunday, April 6, an English have not already pur 'performance, at 3:00 p.m. kets: $35, $30, $25 and $20 Contacl: Academia de las Luminanas clc las Bellas Artes By KWASI TANKS chased the latest — Tel. (305) 667-7326. Music Critic hat one will find most interesting about Life after • Ihe South Beach Film Death is Biggie's style and type of music. However, Notorious B.I.G. dou Festival begins tonight, April 4, Wmost people don't realize that someone told Biggie he ,n Ihe Colony Theater (1040 could sing. Of course, they were lying to him. Biggie sings I im oin Rd., Miami Beach), tl ike Biz Markie. However, his singing does give Ihe CD a 8:00 p.m The festival opens idle comedy relief. "Playa Hater" is a perfect example. ble-CD release, Life with Miami native Julie Davis' Also. Biggie has incorporated a number of R&B feature film / Love You, Don'l trtckt, which is l distraction from the rest of the CD. Touch Me! (screened at One of his more outstanding Hacks is " F You After Death Sundance 1997 and pun hased Tonight." He teams up with R. Kelly and, in an explic for distribution by MGM), it, yet subtle way. explains his objectives for lhal about a lovelorn 25-year-old, mghl. virgin. On Saturday: Milk am _ In "Notorious Thugs," Biggie does the unthink Money at 8:00 p.m. and a pre I able He speeds up his slow refined lyrics and, along gram of short films includinij with ihe Bone Thugs, creates a sound thai mimics ( nvenant and limmy WaU\ Crucial Conflict Away (also s( reanad Biggie's lyrics are al their peak on this album Sundance), starting ll 10:01 They are catchy and infectious to the peiint eif being p.m The Festival continue! venereal. He also has mastered the liming ol Ins ihrough April 10. Tickets cosi laps He has so many one-liners lhal while you Ihink ten eloll.iis fer opening anot aboul lhe line you just heard, he will have said foe* i feting mghfs anrl six bucks or five more iu, .illolheis Call 532-1233. There are a few negative points Biggie continue! to help promole other artists, such as Pull Daddy Despite • On Saturday, April 5, the ihe success ol his l.uesi single, Puff is t sorry, talentless Btoward Centei ol Performing rapper who only survives oil eil sampled beats fioni classic Arts (201 SW Fifth Ave., Fort seings Even Iheuigh Biggie lets Pull Daddy soil a small part ', Lauderdale) will be the hosting ol his CD, it was mimscule compared lo other songs wilh IL.il' ;ground lor one ol America's Kim. Jay-Z, Too Short and 112. ; national treasures, the 'Life Ajtei Death has many tracks worth listening to. This is American Ballet Theatre. one of the lew CDs lhal y ou won't have lo wail for it to grow on you. Theic* are many songs lhal could succeed as singles, or pos FALLEN STAR: The Notorious Bid previous to his death sibly as remixes, despite Ihe fact that Biggie is dead. • Don'l forget lo change your two weeks ago, in a publicity shot for his newly released If you are Hill sleeping, possibly in a coma, you're missing t lot ks Saturday nighi! Set youi album, Lite Mtci Heath. i loe ks eine hour aiiead. oui •I FRIDAY, APRIL 4, 1997 • Mill Ml III liKlhU • PAGE' Triteville, U.S.A. Golden threads: Sensibly-acted exploration of class differences in late- Exclusive look into 1950s Midwest lapses into soap opera histrionics Dfc/CiOr I £D hottest fashion designers By ZACHARY UNTERMAN nylon-and-Lycra bikinis With lots and lots of polka dot* Accent Editor on both. Her trademark, of course South Beach. A human bullet of super-supcr-super Dresses, $3,190. Bikinis, $600. Pnlka dots not includ models; Mark Vanderloo wannabes: more Mark ed. Each polka dot. $69. Must purchase 35 polka dote Vanderloo wannabes; the young and the old both dressed with each order. to the tee or in nothing at all, except for leopard-skin cod pieces; starving Andy Warhols smeared in fluorescent pink and orange, blended against the fluorescent neon private you backdrop; model agents drooling over the baked beauties; Tired of being noticed at clubs or your favorite restau businessmen smoking cheap, fake Cuban cigars; flashy rant? At the movies' The bathroom stall? Then Clark transsexual dancers. Barry has developed the perfect outfit for you. The leather South Beach. A parade of designer clothing stores: pea mask. "I know what people are thinking 'No, no. Calvin Klein, Dolce & Gabbana, Donna Karen, Gianni We'll look like the gimp from Pulp Fiction'' And that just Versace, Guess, Tommy Hilfiger. Emporio Armani. Each might be the case, bul that's the genius of it. I met this old one trying to outdo the other with more outrageous sheer Chinese man who said to me. 'Nong lon tung te long.' I polyamide-and-spandex crewnecks and three button have no idea what that means, but I just w anted to say that linen-and-nylon suits, more outrageous cotton-corduroy in this interview," said Barry in an interview wnh Rolling shins and goose-down-and-feather-filled metallic nylon Stone, when he was voted Hot Fashion Designer by jackets. And what's even more outrageous, the prices. $87 Rolling Stone in their Hot List issue. for pants because the Polo Sport logo is branded on its The mask comes out this spring. cuff. S85 for cotton shorts, because DKNY is printed With leather lace-ups, $990. Without, $1,620. large for those with bad eyesight to see. What's happen ing? Who's buying? What's next? Our fictional fashion elesigners tell all. at home budding movie star "Comfortable" was the word used to describe Melissa Hardtouch's new line by South Florida's premiere fashion What's in? What's "The Look"? Easy. Ask Jib Romijn. critic, Marsha Lutz. Neil emly is she going ga-ga over it, Photo courtesy oi TWENTIETH CENTURY FOX fashion designer, permanent South Beach fixture and half of America is, "The East. And L.A. The rest can't AGE OF INNOCENCE: Liv Tyler and Joaquin Phoenix portray two young people in the drama owner of the world-famous Romijn Classic. "Today, in afford a smidgen of ravioli off my plate al China Grill." Inventing the Abbott. South Beach, the beautiful people will be seen in extra- Word is out. big clothing. Nothing but extra-big clothing. And pastels." And Hardtouch is practically giving these sweatpants Think Brad Pitt al the Oscars. and sweatshirts away. By RUBEN ROSARIO O'Connor is far less successful at capturing Think Johnny Depp at the Golden Globes. "We're practically giving them away." said Hardtouch fUm Critic Middle America than he was at depicting his home The hottest stars who go to the hottest events are seen in a press release distributed at the beginning of March. land's country side in the similarly themed—but infi only in clothing that make them look like the incredible- Colors: Fiery red, midnight black, raisin, navy thunder, nitely superior—Circle of Friends (it doesn't help, of shrinking man. blue heaven, lime eden. ivory moonlight, champagne INVENTING THE ABBOTS course, that northern California stands in for rural "Right, incredible shrinking people. That's it That's the blush, almond joy. Illinois), but this is mostly due to screenwriter Ken whole idea. Incredible shrinking people. Yes! Wonderful, Sweatpants, $340. Sweatshirts, $395. Hooded sweat &i2r Hixon's shallow grasp of his characters' ambitions, terrific. It's raw, it's sexy, it's dangerous, it's a lotta crazy, shirts, $495. desires and feelings. Hixon (Coming Home's a lotta nutty." (out of four stars) Morgan Stewart) is too eibsessed with Jacey's quest Ribbed-silk tank top hy Romijn Classic L'nderwear, leir ei|iiality and Doug's romantic yearning to come size XXXX Large, $290. LTtra, ultra baggy pants, an ode to henry up with anything that surpasses the intellectual level 62764 all sizes, $250. Going back to basics. Scott Scott lyes, his first and last he poster for lnieiitin\> lhe Abbott,, a sepia- e.l Beverly Hills W2I0. Crudup. wilh his chiseled names are Scott) takes us back to the Renaissance and the toned photograph of the film's live young stars good looks, and Phoenix, who shares his late broth rnarylin monroe meets sixteenth century, the time of Henry VIII, of codpieces, of displaying their impeccable zit-free complex er's knack for naturalistic acting, attempt to flesh out minnie mouse the German Lundskncckt. Scott was not available for T their roles, bul it's all fe>r naught: they're handsome ions, suggests a hip and frothy look at relationships So you wanna look beautiful, girls? Go straight to comment. Nor was his PR leam. Hiding out' impeisteirs prelending to be real people. amongst bed-hopping Gen-Xcrs. It promises a fresh. fink's on Ocean, not to be mistaken with Fink's on Ninth Well, they should be The spring line is an absolute clear-eyed portrayal of lust and commitment in Ihe Imeiitint; the Abbotts' shrill melodrama doesn't (one's a clothing store, the other an opium house). Fink's embarrassment. A horror show. Especially his runway •90s. even make for trashy entertainment. As Hixon lays is the Land of Oz for those searching for the perfect dress. show. Fat. over-the-hill, bald men prancing down the run So much for truth in advertising. Inventing the on lhe banalities, j ou can almost hear the film's rusly or the perfect bikini. Helena Fink is the creator of Fink's. way in what appeared to be teenie-weenie-codpieces— Abbotts is a sober coming-of-age drama lhal profess- plot wheels cranking out one cliche alter another. She's rarely seen at any of her four Fink's locations (there custom made at lhat—and flowered hats (roses they were es to deal vs ith small-tens n class stiiiggles in Ihe lale They cast a deathly pall over the entire film, making is one in New York. Los Angeles, Atlanta and Miami), nor not) and girls not old enough to know vv ho Rita Hayworth 1950s but has its mind in the more carnal aspects of its final thud a chore to sit through. The filmmakers' anywhere else for that matter, except for her mansion on is. dressed identically to the '50s starlet. Sorry Scott, human nature. Adapted from a short story by Sue propensity to dot every "i" and cross every "t" reach Starr Island. There, as reported by 7JW Magazine, she Calvin Klein yeiu aren't. Try and try. you just might suc Miller [The Good Mother), the 20th Ceniiin l-'ox es such an unwelcome degree that the movie's final "spends her days and nights in seclusion, up in the dark ceed. Come back to South lleindu. Sceittie, lhe Greenwich release Hants to do for the him of I r,. croud what twenty minutes consists ol nothing more than a drea- attic working e>n next year's ceillectiem." The New York Village winters have frozen your Creativity. [9b\'% Splendor in the Gross, with Natalie Wood and ts set eit tearful farewells and nol-so-shocking reve Times described her as "Entity Dickenson on mescaline German bourgeois dress, $1,680. German Warren Beatty as a temple from socially diverging lations and a Tvvinkie rush," Fink has recently finished her '*)8 I andskiRetit. $520. Custom codpiece, $59. backgrounds, did lot babs boomers. Ils Story, unfor What is shocking abeuit Inventing the Abbotts is line. Lucy Kennedy, her PR representative, said, "Ms tunately, is too stale to pull this off. lhat it has absolutely nothing to say about the sexual Fink has worked especially hard on this new line. I per natural born hard body The film chronicles three years in the lives of two mores of the late '50s that would make il relevant to sonally haven't had the chance lo speak wilh her. nor has households living in fictional Haley. 111. Widowed a contemporary audience. O'Connor mercifully anyone else at Wades and Horsen (her representing film), Buff, throbbing and dangerous to know. Inspired by teacher Helen Holl {Picket Fences' Kalhy Baker, refuses to romanticise Ihis often-idealized period in but wc have been in contact with Ms. Fink's cook Paula. poet Lord Byron, Andre Agassi (not the tennis player) has who is poorly underused) is raising Jacey (Sleepers' American history, but, in letting foul language and She said that Ms. Fink has lost over 20 pounds up in the come up with a brilliant style. A Byron for the '90s, Billy Crudupl and Doug (To Die For's Joaquin nudity replace depth and poignancy, he only makes it attic, refusing all supplements except for the occasional Agassi calls it. T-shirts and jeans. And who wouldn't pay Phoenix), two teenage hoys who are a lot more sim all lhe more glaring that his film is as old-fashioned pepperoni chunks and nachos in guacamole (her favorite). close to $800 for a pair of Agassi blue jeans' I sure would, ilar lhan Doug's pretentious narration would have the as the time it fruitlessly tries to examine "And, as always, we can expect the very best—beauti if I got more than $100 a week. viewer believe. During lhe summer of 1957. the fully-knitted, white silk-patterned dresses and square-cut. Jeans, $780. T-shirt. $200. brothers attend the engagement party of wealth) businessman Lloyd Abbott's oldest daughter, lhe vulnerable Alice (Nixon'i Joanna Going). The intru sive voice-over, uhie.li makes ihe movie feel like a feature-length Wonder Years episode, describes the extravagant soiree more bluntly as the prelude to "a i Grosse Pointe Blank and very expensive shotgun wedding." Jacey blames Mr. Abbott for the Holts' financial I woes: the resentful teenager thinks Helen foolishly i The 6th Man giveaway sold her late husband's patent for the full suspension file drawer to Lloyd, who was his lather's childhood The Hurricane is having a contest to celebrate Ihe releases of Hollywood Pictures' Grosse Pointe Blank, I friend and former business associate. He retaliates by I starring John Cusack and Minnie Driver, and 77ie? 6th MM, starring Kadeem Hardison and Marlon Wayans. sleeping with vixenish Eleanor (Higher Learning's To enter, submit answers on a separate piece of paper, with name and phone number, to The Miami Jennifer Connelly who provides the film with a much Hurricane, University Cenler Rm. 22IB. The deadline for entries is Friday, Apnl 11. I Tteeded dose of sexual frisson, bul she is out ofthe picture faster than you can say "ttiwn tramp"), and I. In what Rob Reiner 985 comedy did John Cusack of lhe 1919 Black Sox scandal. What was that film? later on by seducing Alice, whose married life quick slar in? I ly becomes a mirror image eil her mother's. (Mrs. I 6, Minnie Driver co-stared in what film opposite Abbeitt. who accused Helen of having an alfait with 2. What film did John Cusaek's mothei lenbid him Chris O'Donnell' I Lloyd alter losing her husband, has her own axe to from participating in because of its difficult shooting grind I Ii n the Philippines' 7 Name three either Minnie Driver films Demure Pamela (nicely played by Stealing I Beauty's Liv Tyler) is sensible enough not to ques I V What '80s movie did both John Cusack and sister 8. In 1990. John Cusack enjoyed significant success tion her domineering father's authority, but is Joan Cusack star in, with Molly Ringwald and in an "adult" role as a small-lime eon artist in the neo- Anthony Michael Hall? noir thriller The Grifters, directed by whom? I resolved to escape the complacency of her parents' Photo courtesy of 20TH CENTURY FOX privileged lilcsty le It is this quality that draws her to AMAZING: Liv Tyler portrays Pamela Abbot, the I Doug, and their first tentative exchanges showcase- 4. John Cusack did a cameo in Tim Robbins' direc Prizes include: Grosse Pointe Blank T-shirts, posters Irish director Pat O'Connor's gift lor conveying the youngest daughter of .1 wealthy family in Pat tional debut. What is the name of the film? and soundtrack CD, The Mt Man T-shirt, casselte sin I innocence and tenderness of first love O'Connor's Inventing lhe Abbots. I gle and miniature stutted basketball I5 . John Cusaek's starred in John Sayles' exploration I N.W.O. in the W.C.W., not G.L.O.W. Hulk Hogan's real name is Terry Bollea. Photo courtesy of 20TH CENTURY FOX CIRCLE OF FRIENDS: Billy Crudup. Liv Tyler and Joaquin Phoenix st,u in iht* I950*-Ml drama Inicnting the Abbot- PAGE 10 • THE MIAMI Hi WWm • FRIDAY. APRIL. 4 1997 C»»»Pocldts| The Great UNIVIRSITY OF MIAMI Apartment For Rent Ccwnmertdrnent 15% Spact savlags YOU'RE CORDIALLY INVITED TO Walk to UM!!! ^1^^ » to laet mtm tnothte ffit u ttn-WMeewm... tm mmwmet up THE GRAND OPENING OF: 800 S. Dixie Hwy. lie Ultimate Tutors, Inc tt _r_9 tm ti-vmmnd. to lova it to obty 2 bedroom/2 bath Iht tttc-t Imr /Irom Homtnt tt) available May 15. Medical Sciences-All Levels Safe A Easy, you'll love your music all over 3 bedroom/2 bath PO.Box 547824, Orlando, FL 32854-7824 St. Mark's available Aug 16 Call lar Ialormatlaa Lutheran 1 hurrh 880/350-7156 seso LaJatm* M. (al Uni na.) 444-aajf Parking, pool, wash/elry, dishwasher, SejeWay Wanna Sarvioat' 8 am and 10:30 am •tat kv FM IBQI WMI lorai NejnWy>iJUiC -lunday School fi am gart). disposal, A/C, etc... Oram-nmmt_-%m@ A cfiurdi lor Hort-wnm lor tsymrt ______"-• — — a f I. aiaa— • ulifa*. a Call Jet at: (561) 416-1999 imp-i/BSiws aw ronvcopociuTs Everyone Welcome '•'J,,, *»0O*TP OOtMU $13 mu f >a can y I , I PERFECT 'Tt? I'M NOT S.W. 272nd St. at US 1 Homestead, FL BACK THE UNIQUE SENSA TION OF SKYDIVING & HANDGLIDINGI , IN 5 MINUTES, WE DARE YOU TO USE THIS COUPON. TAKE YOUR ,WAIT LONGER! THUMB OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND FL YI Litid out atcouncil london $254 Receive $$$$ nnric Through **y 1-800-951-7790 the [email protected] Eyes 1ST TIME OFFERED ANYWHERE! of Our Students - Faculty & Staff Special 1 YEAR BEEPER SERVICE - FREE Students NO HIDDEN CHARGES WITH $49 Purchase - reg. $79 WE'VE BEEN IN BUSINESS FOR 3E 10 YEARS cj& NEC 15 second retponee timet Coverage. Key West to Vero Beach. BEEPER First hour of alrtlme FREE with this ad. OPEN TO ALL UM WIN CASH PRE- PAID CELLULAR II Bring us your beeper fc Everyone Talks - No Turndowns •Free connection STUDENTS AWARDS!! • No Credil Checks <£ C f\ OO •Free activation •No Connect *_\)\_J\JY •Free lotl-lree number The contest started last • No Monthly Bills OFF Gold Award - $300 • No Deposit Buy 3 months - Get 3 months free Range Key West to Vero Beach semester is still open!! . u„ »-----. Walleln » out I" ' mlnulM • No Application „„„ , worMm Response time about 15 seconds Silver Award-$150 callular phona Absolute Deadline Dec 6,1997 WE BUY BEEPERS - TOP $$$$$ PAID NOW! Bronze Award - $100 but entrants are encouraged ULTRR COMMUNICATIONS to submit entries early 3 Merit Awards - $50 each MIAMI:305-238-0011 BROWARD: 954-926-3332 8504 S.W. 129 Terr. 2500 Hollywood Blvd. Miami- Near the Falls Suite #311 - blocks E. of 1-95 Mon.-Fti. 9-6 Mon.-Fri. 10:30-6 Sat. 9-noon Sot. 9-noon Eligibility Category A: Category B: Any person who is a siudent of the • Photography • Painting • Poetry University: undergraduate or graduate, • Drawing • Printmaking • Short Slory/Anecdote full-lime or part-lime, day or evening. • Cartooning • Fiber art No entry fee required but there is a • Clothing design • Sculpture Submission Requirements for «B maximum of three entries per person. • Illustration • Computer art • Length should not exceed 300 words or 30 lines for poetry Entry Requirements Submission Requirements for A • Submit both a hard copy and disk (IBM Live in • B&W or color prints: Unmounted, no or Mac formal) using a common word The University is the Theme smaller than 5x7 and no larger than processing program. Identification We are seeking creative expressions 8-1/2 x II. Identification should be should be typed on top of the first page. that show the University in a positive, placed on the back upper right comer New York City humorous, or poignant way. lt can show • Color transparencies: 35mm minimum Identification: any aspect of student life whether it's size. Please send duplicate slide, not Name Studeni ID # work or play. UM can be reflected in original. Print name, ID #, phone, and Local Address Local phone place, clothing, or in any associated Major/concentration/course This Summer media on front of slide frame and pul in imagery. Have fun, be creative, and send Level Category/Media in your very best. All work must be the protective sleeve. original work ofthe entrant. • Digitized image: Submit both laser proof or other hard copy wilh Mac- Judging NYU Summer Housing compatible image on disk: Minimum Judging will be based on relevance to resolution. 5x7 at 300 dpi. Identifica the theme of the contest, creativity, and May 18-August 9,1997 tion should appear in a space above the quality of work. All decisions of the image area so it will print out. judges will be final Returns Uvtng In an KYU raatdanc* hal c4fcrsa **»»» end corwvssjsient home) baa* w " 1 hrougfi Ihe Eyes ofOu r Students*' < 'reutive ('ontesl Do nol submit original work. Note that entries are in the form of photos, duplicate ajttswiHritting.tMldngrl or< slides, disk, or other non-original form. • ENTRY FORM: (Make duplicat es for multiple entries) Return of submissions will not be pos Minute *romr4*A»Yorlrt | Name Student ID # | sible. 1 •nd cultural carreer*. • Local Address Forms * Aparo nanfnyt, md ttstsWonel More forms are available at the registration desk at the School of "•**<*•«•<•», aingle and doubt* occupancy. | Local phone E-mail Continuing Studies, Allen Hall. 1 Major/conceniration/course Level Deadline ' Outstanding iporta*eecre«t»on tacfcWty. We want sludents from several semes • CstegoryOA. CJ B. Media '^^^andnenliitcaam ters to enter so submissions throughout the year are accepted. All submissions must be • Apply eavty to secure | Send or bring with entry to: The School of Continuing Studies received by December 6, 1997. Attn: Mary Andrews Allen Hall. Room 214 j For More Information » "**»* hnlorrnatlon. caH toN tW. Coral Gables, FL 33124-1610 Contact Kris Wood at 284-4411 or 800-77MNYU.ext.9l8 Mary Andrews at 284-4431. Uw~*»"*"iai aJuM,)^, FRIDAY, APRIL, 4 1997 • THE MliHI Hi Rrill M • PAGE 11 Egg Donation South Florida Instttula lor Reproduction Medicine seeking young, healthy woman ago* 21 32 to donate eggs tor Interne cou- plea. Totally oonflcjantal, Appropriate finan cial compenution. For mora information Ma call 305-271-7142 and leave mee- UNSUNG HEROES sage and phone number Money for College Is looking for juniors, seniors, graduates or transfer students who have not We can help you obtain funding. Thousands of awards received recognition and meet any of the following criteria: available to all students Immediate Qualification • Have unselfishly contributed to the University of Miami and call 1-800-651-3393 •ouNoraia AI* to the betterment of humankind. IONPON $J48 OIRMANY H)8 AM«Tt«PAM $448 • Have strived to improve the quality of life for other individuals. •ARU MM MAPHID $479 ITALY. M45 • Have overcome unusual challenges. •UENOS AIRES J650 CANCUN MOJ MEXICO CITY S)1J Nomination forms are available at Student Activities office, UC Room 236. TOKYO »775 HJMMIK CHAamRO BANGKOK 1875 Deadline for nominations will be Monday, April 14 at 5 p.m. STUDINT FAUI. HONC KON6 5850 COMTIMITOUIU ^JI3J*..._ »TO ident Activities is not part of the nominating committee, nor will it be judging the nominations. jAixicotewiAum CANCUN lit* Al* & RAH eAtMt JAHAJ-AAS H04 (JOS) SJ1-7J09 Take The Easy Way Out Of College. and hook a great catch! If you are fast enough to be one of the first 10,000 people to tell us where you found our new Phish Food™ ice cream, we'll rush you an official Phish Food™ sticker. Write down the name and address of the store where you saw Phish Food™, plus your own name and address, I 10% Off Boxes & Supplies YjSk Wardrobe htvces Dt-hptukx Tape Bubble wrap Yon name it,we htn-e and SNAIL MAIL it to: I Found the « mjft,/. You'll get discount prices and ^e'II e\en buy hack any boxes wu ^-^ STA Travel is the world's largest travel organization specializing in low-cost travel for students. 1ST! Got the urge to travel? i Travel haa great atudent airfarea to deatlnationa around the world. Mhopplng on our wabaita for current atudent airfarea. 105) 461-3444 115 Commodore Plaza Oeconut Grove, Fl 33133 STA TRAVEL www. sta-travel. com We're baan there. mternational Student Identity C.inls Hostel Member ship 1 round the World Spun-: Break •indent Airfares Travel Insurance Domestic Discounts Packages tor 18-34 yrs. i nrail Passes Budget Hotels to Attention! T\ L.M. Students m and Faculty!!! CttmrStmaim You've got a long road ahead ofyo celullar Get comfortable. | services from 1A*95 Monthly ! I'rom 2H 5756 W.FLAGLER ST. OPP YOUR NEXT PAIR MIAMI, FL33144 OF REGULAR PRICED BIRKENSTOCK SHOE5I Free PH.261-5146 REGISTER TO WIN A FREI PAIRI ' Voice Mall • Call waiting • FX.261-5135 THEE LEATHERY, INC. BATTAGLIA OUTDOORS FOOTWORKS 5*°~ "all fo warding • 4 month* Beeper Telepage 1 @ aol.com 3460 MAIN HWY, COCONUT GROW DADEIANO MAU, MIAMI 5724 SUNSET DRIVE. MIAMI lee* 305*4485711 30S-667-6496 305-667-9322 2§5 • WHAT WOULD YOU SAY? What kind of perception do you Tiinimii in KIIIIM: think people outside of UM have of our school? FRIDAY, APRIL 4,1997 Respond online at: www.miami.hurricane.edu „ < student speak up Which one of your five Female circumcision outlawed in U.S. senses would you least like to lose and why? non-therapeutic reasons. band can physically tell if she has birth to infertility and chronic pelvic this issue that affects us as a human S FGM is practiced in more than 20 had any sexual encounters infections. race, then increase your knowledge countries in Africa, isolated areas of Also, in cultures where FGM is Psychologically, a woman's sexu with literature that can be found in You moy oko hwt out respon* •TaV| India Colombia, Yemen, Malaysia, practicec-a young girl is considered ality is damaged by the removal of a bookstores, libraries and on the dent's omwtrs by visiting ft*ViS Indonesia. Oman and the United for marriage only if she is circum piece of her natural body. She suf Internet. Humane Online at this oddiess • • Arab Emirates. It is also common cised fers from the feeling that she is not Author Alice Walker wrote two www miomi hutricane iniomi tin ••• among immigrants in Europe, the The culture tradition of FGM is "normal." She must live with her books on FGM entitled, Possessing U.S.A. and Australia. Each year, often interpreted as a religious cus mutilated body for the remainder of the Secret of Joy and Warrior two million mutilations are per her life. JUSTINE MASTERS tom. FGM is practiced by Muslims, Marks. formed. Protestants, Catholics, Animists and Although it occurs mainly in Walker is very vocal in her oppo "It would he mysterious nature sur There are three types of genital Copts. It is concentrated in more countries outside of the U.S., cases sition to FGM and in her book, probably be rounding a woman's body has mutilations. The first two types are than 20 countries in Africa and the of FGM have been documented in Warrior Marks, she says "I believe my ears placed them in the center of circumcision, which is the removal dominant religion of these countries America. because I T that education, and a committed is Islam. many controversies throughout our of the hood of the clitoris, and exci On March 29, 1997, law PL 104- openness about discussing the reali wouldn't be sion, which is removal of the cli 208 became effective in the United turbulent history. However, FGM is not prescribed ties, will make the most difference able to hear, toris, with partial or total excision of by the Koran. This is the basis to States. This law makes it illegal for There has always been a certain where stopping this particular vio and I intend the labia minora. which Muslim scholars agree that anyone to perform female genital to make fear surrounding the obvious power lence is concerned." Infibulation. the most severe type, FGM contradicts Islam. mutilation operations on any woman music a part ful nature of a woman's body. The Unless FGM is brought to the ability to carry a child and nourish involves the removal of the clitoris, In the article "Circumcision of under 18. of my life." attention of the world, more and it both in and outside of the womb is labia minora and labia majora with Girls," Nawaal Saadawi states that It also states that the U.S. will KMR • SOPH. more women will continue to be I part of a woman's natural beauty. narrowing/stitching of the vaginal "Religion if authentic in the princi oppose loans to governments with mutilated every day. The body of a In Gerard Zwang's Mutilations opening. Tlie operations are pre ples it stands for, aims at truth, no educational programs against woman is every human's gateway Sexuelles Feminities Techniques el dominantly performed by older equality, justice, love and a healthy FGM. This legislation is very signif into life. Resultants, it is stated that "any women on girls from the age of four wholesome life for all people, icant in the fight against FGM, and definitive and irremediable removal to twelve. whether man or woman. will help to create more awareness How can we pave the way for the of a healthy organ is a mutilation." There are many justifications "There can be no true religion that of its presence today. next generation if we continue to Every organ in our physical given for TOM. Cultural tradition, aims at disease, mutilation of the FGM is not only a violation of mutilate the bodies of women out of makeup serves a specific purpose in religion and hygiene are among the bodies of female children, and women's rights, but children's ignorance? our biological functioning as a top reasons. Another is the threat of amputation of an essential part of rights, as well. How can we expect women to human being. the clitoris, which is said to repre their reproductive organs." The United Nations has declared help build strong nations if they do Yet today there are cultures that sent a woman's "maleness," will The health implications of FGM FGM a violation of the Declaration not feel physically and spiritually 9 believe the removal of vital pieces grow and hang down between a are both physical and psychological. of the Rights of Children, which whole of a woman's 'body constitutes the woman's legs if not cut. Women suffer both short- and long- states "children should have the pos Female genital mutilation must be definition of a "real" woman. Then there is the concept of term effects on their health. sibility to develop physically in a eliminated and you, as a human cleanliness: a woman is considered The immediate effects are shock, tiealthy and normal way in condi being, must consider the meaning CAMIUf GCRRISH • SOPH. Female genital mutilation (FGM) is a procedure that involves partial to be unclean if she is not circum pain, severe blood loss and some tions of liberty and dignity." less suffering of your sisters in the or total removal of the female exter cised. FGM insures the preservation times even death. There are many organizations and world nal genitalia and/or injury to the of virginity and chastity because The long-term effects range from individuals who are fighting the bat female genital organs for cultural or when a girl is circumcised at an extremely painful menstruation, tle to end FGM. Justine Masters is a senior major early age, her family or future hus problems in pregnancy and child- If you want to know more about ing in public relations and English. "I'd say it was hearing because Cult members not necessarily crazy Alternative activities music is really By LEE NESSEL important." Opinion Editor should be recognized tion dedicated to overweight peo e all search for peace of ple who want to get into shape mind, inner balance and without being surrounded by the Wdaily happiness in differ perfect bodies that exist in the MON MANDELSTAM • SOPH. ent places. Wellness Center. More and more people are trying After all, how much fun can new, "alternative" methods of relax exercise be if you're the only one ation, meditation and healing. who looks out of shape? Especially with the end of this mil SIMON VAINRUB These clubs are of an obviously lennium around the comer, humans liberal nature. However, I realize seem to be searching for spiritual t the moment, I'm not that conservatives do need some "I wouldn't things. want to lose involved with any student clubs for their peers. Therefore, I The 39 individuals who killed my sight. It's Aorganizations simply have come up with the "Fun with themselves last week were no dif very nice to because I can't find one that suits Guns" club. ferent. I had always hesitated using see what's my style (except for our newspa As the name suggests, this the world "cult" to describe any going on and per). organization is for all UM stu group. Even though the media and ... the beauti But instead of whining about it, dents that own or want to own a authorities were quite free in label ful things life I'm going to suggest the creation gun. ing many this way, I was not sure has to offer." of new student organizations such Activities included would be what exactly a cult was. I'm still not as a Smokers' Club. lectures on the difference between one hundred percent sure. It would be a great hangout, DAVID UNDER • GRAD. semi-automatic and fully auto The motivation of why certain where I and my fellow smokers matic, shooting accuracy and of groups behold "fringe" beliefs and could enjoy buying cigarettes on course, the hunting and killing of follow "madmen" always fascinated campus and leam more about our ducks and birds on campus. me. It was part of why 1 proceeded lovely vice. The club would even All the animals hunted would to study religion in college. have a "Cigar Night" in which we be cooked and prepared with the "Common Cults are a type of religion. The V-WA®* could compare Cuban and help of the "Cooking Club" and sense." mesmerized glares we see on news Dominican cigars, among others. served to conservatives while lis leam about the group myself. My dictionary offers two vague tapes, like those on the followers of Another interesting club would tening to country music. The broadcast news media refers definitions for the word cult: a sys David Koresh, are intended to con be the "Liberal Student Union," Seriously speaking, more clubs to them as the "Heaven's Gate Cult" tem of religious rites and obser dition us to believe these people are an organization dedicated to pro are needed for all the different and and the "Computer Cult." vances; and zealous devotion to a crazy or brainwashed. viding a safe haven for liberals unique students that exist on cam I did find it interesting that at least person, ideal or thing. Of course David Koresh was not where they can meet, chat and pus. Not all of us are interested in four comparisons were made the Messiah, but his followers in With this general definition, it plan ways to fight the conserva participating in karate, scuba div between humans and computers: Waco believed so. seems we could all be a part of some tive revolution which is attempt ing, fencing and other organiza there was reference to our inner Each religion is based on a strong cult or another. We all have zealous ing to destroy all our values and tions that are dedicated to physi-, "programming;" our minds were foundation of believers an with devotions to something. ideas. cal sports, or simply ask the par KARLA MttHERSOH • SOPH. equated to a "hard drive;" the unshakable trust in that faith. My Dictionary of Religion takes it Other clubs in the liberal nature ticipant to pay $30 to be allowed process of leaving the earth and our What perplexes most news watch a step further to describe cults as a would be "The Naked Club," "Sex participation in the group, a sum "containers" behind was to "discon ers about the Rancho Santa Fe mass group in collective worship with the Research Council" and "Fat that not everyone can afford. suicide is how happy the members nect;" and programs were men purpose of bettering life in this Aerobics." tioned a few times. world or the next with common On the other hand, the problem were in their video fare-wells "The Naked Club" would be could be that a lot of students are It's fascinating how detailed the devotional practice. "Taste "How could anyone be so happy about encouraging people to do used to living in their own private Website was in explaining the We must be careful how we cate because I about committing suicide and leav everything naked and stop being shells, meaning that even with the group's beliefs. And of course, at gorize people. We are quick to dis couldn't eat ing this earth so the soul can get on ashamed of their bodies. perfect organization they still will the end, I found what I expected. miss cult members as crazy just my Moon a space ship and reach tlie level Nudism is already practiced at not get involved for the fear of There was a note preying upon because we don't share the same Pies." above human?" This is the absurdi the University of Michigan in meeting new people and becom those who might be weak in some beliefs. ty we "mainstream" humans can't which one day a year, all the stu ing a better person. quite grasp. way, searching for something, or It would be wiser to leam the dents run naked in a street; they Nevertheless, new organiza In their own minds, cult members those with any type of emptiness in beliefs of people we view as differ call this event "The Naked Mile." their lives. ent so that we can understand their tions and clubs are needed for the are in fact no crazier than any other The "Sex Research Council" ones with enough guts to join. religious followers. Religion is not It said that if you were tired of this motivations instead of shunning would help students who are hav JIU CARY • FRSH. always peace, love and prayer. life, not satisfied with what you've them while swallowing misconcep ing a hard time finding sex part Simon Vain rub is a sophomore I spent some time reading the found in the world, then perhaps tions. ners. It would also teach how to you should try and contact the Lee Nessel is a senior majoring in majoring in video-film and reli Heaven's Gate Website right after make those pick-up lines work. gious studies. compiled by LENAH TAVENMER the news broke because I wanted to group. journalism and religion. "Fat Aerobics" is the organiza Editor in Chief Armando P. Boniche Business Manager Gregory S. Kantor Advertising Policy THE ill Wll III Illlll Ml Senior Adviser Sigman Splichal Financial Adviser Raymonde Bilger Tht Miami Uwru,me\ business oMca It located at I IIM, Stanlorci Dr., Norman A Founded 1927 Whilten Universily Center, Room 221' An /Associated Collegiate Press Hall of Fame Sewspaper News Editor Photo Editor Chris Candelora i ...al t,ables.11,, I3124-M2J. Clauified Kelly Ruane F. Hunter Carey Elizabeth Costa advertisements may IH* pla, e,| anl,,,, | lhe Miami lluiiit.me is published semi weekly during the* regular academ- Assistant News Editor Jorge Miranda lion Monday Ihrough Friday, 9am „, 4 I anil is edited and produced by undergraduate stuelents al Ihe Universily Copy Editor pan., exeepl on holidays. The Miami Corey Schwartz ni Miami llus iniiiin,in.in does nui nee en ari ly npiweiii iln* views tnd opifi Sarah Guamaccia Shane Weaver Hurricane is published Umtiayt and inns ejt advertisers or the University's tiustees. laculty nr administration Friday* during lhe University's l,ij| dnd Unsigned t*eliti»ii«ils fe'|ire*se*iil lhe1 ii|iini(in nl Ihv Hurru ane^. Iditiirial Beiard. Sports Editor Assistant Copy Editor soring academk Uxmi Newspapers are ( ommeiilane*s le-IUTs ,11111 e arliMins reprevnl only the views (it lhe*lf re*s|iet live Distribution Manager disttihuleei fret ,,l eharge „„ ||„ Michelle Yee Ivye Goldberg .iiilhiiis Ihe newsroom anel business office ol the Hurru,ine .MV le* aleel in Ihe Nigel Gooden ampus Ibe Vho,i| ,,, Medicine Norman A. Whitten Universily I trite*r, Koom 221. Assistant Sports Editor and ihr toatntbeJ sehiKil nt Marine ,„„• Online Editor Classifieds Manager Almnspheiie Sciences in Key Biscayne Letter Policy Jonathan Santucci Wendy Dibean Amy Bishop Deadline.: All classified jnc| ,|, p| lite Miami Hurrit.me cue mirages all readers lei venee* their opinions on Opinion Editor Assistant Online Editor musi IK* received , eash wilh eopy jn rhp issues relaieel lo ihe University or in response to any report published in The Staff Assistants Miami Hurruane busine*ss office Whirte.n I lurrit ane. Lee Nessel Doug Berger liniveisilv Cental Koemi 121. hv nn™, Letters in the iililor may lie* submitted typed or handwritten (please make Lizabeth Arnold i"i iiiiU 's issue and noor1 Friday youi handwriting le*gilile*i lo the Whitlen Univeriity Center, Koom JJ1, or Accent Editor Amy Bishop tor the Tuesday issue. y m.iili-il lo l'( ) box 248132, Coral Gables I l.i HI24-f>922 BUSINESS OFFICE I e*lle*rs wilh I suggested length ol KKI worels. must lx* signed and int lude a Zachary Unterman Stephanie Hamrick SubacripteW fhe Miami Hur,u.,lu, ,„ . opy ol youi siuili'iit 111 eard, phone number and year In se hool Anonymous Ad Designer Melissa Linden available i..r suits, riptlon al iha ran* ,u t. > lellers will not be accepted. Name?* may be withheld upon request al lhe ihs Co-Art Directors per year. "" Jason A. Buehler 1 leiion of The Humi.ute Ihepaper reserves Ihe right lo edit ladan Im 1 l.ioly, Emily Reid Kehe Davika Persaud Itiev.ly .ind ae eur.ie y. Brian Kirmse Jorge Miranda Staff Associate For advertising rate* Newsroom: 284-2016 Butineu Office: 284-4401 FM: 284-4404 Sales Representatives call 284-4401 or fa".!. Connie V. Lackey ©1997 Universily ol Miami lason A. Buehler at 284-4404. FRIDAY, APRIL, 4 1997* THE MlM Hi WTO • PAGE 13 LETTERS TO THE EDITOR Earth Alert attempts at recycling lack support For the last decade our organiza question to you: Would you like to Tour. Grrecrt tion, Earth Alert, has been working see a well-run recycling program He wrote an unsuspicious article diligently on the implementation on YOUR campus? that definitely got many of our of an adequate campus recycling We are one of the few major uni hopes up. Therat wrote about how program. versities in this country without Rodman would be filming the Weekend Escapes We have submitted organized campuswide recycling of at least show from the Rathskeller and proposals, talked to waste man cans or plastic bottles. hanging around afterwards to meet agement officials, worked with The major problem with pro with the students and to sign auto student government and gone out grams attempted in the past has graphs. of our way to see that our campus been contamination. It only takes The latter did, however, sound a for as low as $109 has a successful program. one wrapper to ruin a whole recep bit suspicious, but it's the "Worm" It appears now that the pilot pro tacles worth of recycling. and one will ever understand him. gram for the recycling of alu Since the University refuses to Not only is Norman Therat to from MasterCard and United Airlines/ minum cans on campus, which we employ someone to decontaminate blame, but also Editor in Chief have been planning all year, has recyclables, we must take the Armando P. Boniche. I understand been terminated. responsibility upon ourselves. that this is a university paper and The school refuses to allocate You may have to walk a few not The Miami Herald, but there is Tatce OrT For The WeelWJ With United Airlines money for recycling receptacles. more steps to throw away your no room for this ludicrousness. And Return The Following Monday Or Tuesday The only receptacles Earth Alert garbage. We as an organization Along with these two George can afford have been deemed not ask: Isn't it worth it? If you would Carlin impersonators, I am also To (bet Substantial Savings When aesthetically pleasing enough to like to see this school recycle more highly disappointed in Mark be put outside on campus. than just office paper and bottles at Trowbridge and Everett Price for Vbu Use Your MasterCard® Card. This school has a building and the Rathskeller, please contact allowing their quotes to he a part •JV. grounds committee (BAG) com Alan Weber at 284-3051. of this fabrication. Promo Co*: »V0027 posed of architects, waste manage Remember the power to change It is a shame that they, along Weekender Zone Fare Certificate Tickat Oailgnator: A.V0027 ment officials and others who YOUR campus is in YOUR hands. with the Rathskeller Advisory Triwtl Comololt: June 6,1997 decide what is acceptable to be JONATHAN Board, would go along with the seen on campus. GETTLEMAN particulars of this prevarication in RjjW Use Your MasterCard® Card These are the people who have Junior order to make a few extra dollars For Great Savings On United Airlines. denied our requests for campus- off of the students whose hearts would be broken on Tuesday To make reservations call United al 1 800 241 652? wide recycling. DENNIS RODMAN STORY or youi Iravel professional We, as an organization, are at a night. Please relerence Weekender Zone Fare Certificate AV0027 loss with what to do now. None of DECEIVED UM STUDENTS If the Rathskeller is losing our members are willing to see this money, they should have better "Roundtrip Rates Agency Ticketing Inxtmctlons • S'PMA/AVMZ7 tw Wailed mfoimation campus move into the next millen Have you ever felt deceived in promotions and advertisements. Within Zone A or B $129 roundtrip 1 Treat as Type A Discount Certificate the worst way? Have you ever felt -Use Fare Bas.s Code VE14NSTU nium without an adequate recy They should not, however, take it Between Zone A & Zone B $189 roundtrip VE14NST0 |zomn A-C) that someone has done something cling program. out on their regulars. Between Zone A & Zone C $269 roundtrip -Use Ticket Designator AV0027 so wrong to you that you can't for •Endorsement Box VALID UA OlvlY/Noi-fleW*) Itin Changes We are here at this university to Everyone likes to laugh, but Between Zone B & Zone C $189 roundtrip give them? 2 Relet to ARC Industry Agents Handtiook. section 6.0 tw details leam. One of the most important pulling a stunt like this and disap Within Zone C $109 roundtrip concepts to absorb is that you Well, if you haven't; you have pointing hundreds of students 3 Fawxire to cornpty afltfi promotion gmdeftnes couldresult m detx memo Nol valid lor travel to/trom IL/CO/AK/HI. ej\»AATeMTOrdBj*g|nj»i^^ can't just take, take, take. You have now, because The Miami becomes a cheap trick and no Hurricane has lied to our entire to give back, as well. longer just a joke. k) itnxmtmt,_,-,Mtm. Nggea student body in hopes of pulling to trap/ lese In. wMaida Zone faw - pu- earn MMBB Vaw TkM Oak* Feb 1 avour/a Ma 151967 If life is to be sustained on this With things like this happening PWS> credH on yew Ity - iu9 cat yew aave* potossoal or VaMTravel Date* *«*I5itmeiaijun61997 .veras .seeniayrttMaDBoiweM t-aoot\MTiMMt/trmiJ_-- off an April Fools' Day joke. Well, Unead lo (OB** yew Ikoni and redeem yrw oatlfca*. rruatt arro w ovJunfi 1997 les»* be on IJiaxJAJraxlEanaaevSuaBy Un«Bd*(nB planet than we just can't throw on our campus, it is no wonder toramlraKsawigs .jseyrwMj0aCao*i3dlope«*a» atjjaaxaOalar 1907 M»22 29 A05I2 OuBouretiawi only Dejcawijjj»»tne»pjKte«aaamy narda we are not amused. mnonrj leljoajjsely or m (jonnadHn afi te aataanpa ot ae away all of our resources. It is that no one considers us to be a an f-TdW- Mum 1« i 1997 anl say 15 1997tar «M l nust be rr ftrfts dBpalmg an SsHday *an nun Paat on On the front page of the Friday, UtmrnUf 15 1997andjunefi 1997 CUbouna trwtl HO*to Monda y imirwng deoarve atto TUBS* . t*»«ng •T^raipineJIyinjsMIJCel ClrBllcWn»cero«rjll painful for me to watch all the alu major academic institution. gorxloplle^aeoatMiej.TrSaurray J«ftimJrjje*grwlcn eJawnaje t tt ototxp s raveano, iatmn save A-C «n»Mla» March 28 edition, staff writer *e*/tsi9iii^toMcrv%i'D*c*iiijd^ •aee al teniae: . aass iSaaBanajpajlicottraManrj minum cans on campus being We are fitting the mold of a joke MMaVOBaA-f Retuijrmel »_h erre mU nui ta awjJjjHe m lhe reejamd booting erartoryatawni _M_M Qwfli n ornx a Mtntun n not thrown away wrien they could be Norman Therat leads us to believe more and more every day. And that Teaed*wio«r Greek Week's A Journey... SUNSATION TRYOUTS! Sunday, April 6 6:00p.m. Knight's Sports Complex Enjoy the Ride! Opening Ceremonies Greek Party Friday, April 4 Friday, April 4 5:00 pm 6:00 pm - ??? UC Patio The Rat Dance-a-Thon Field Day Saturday, April 5 Sunday, April 6 12:00 pm - 12:00 am 2:00 pm - 5:00 pm The Rat IM Field PrunK Driving Speaker Song Fest Monday, April 7 Tuesday, April 8 6:00 pm 6:00 pm Flamingo Ballroom Flamingo Ballroom Lip Synch Organized Cheer Wednesday, April 9 Thursday, April 10 12:00 pm 7:00 pm UC Patio UC Patio Greek God/Goddeai Pool Events 5Z Thurday, April 10 Friday, April 11 7:00 pm 12:00 pm -3:00 pm UC Patio UCPool They might Be Giants Greek Ball Friday, April 11 Saturday, April 12 8:00 pm 9:30 - 2 am UC Patio Westin Resort Closing Ceremonlea Sunday, April 13 FOR MORE INFO, CALL 5:00 pm CONNIE NICKEL AT 284-2651 UC Patio The Classified Section is the fastest way to reach iTiiniii\iiiniii!ih\i: 10,000 people on this campus. ffi FRIDAY, APRIL 4,1997 To place a classified ad in The Hurricane call our office at 284-4401 or come by UC 221 during regular business hours. Announcements For Rent For Sale Help Wanted Lost & Found Tutoring ENGLISH/ $)0/HR ACROSS FROM UM 669. AFS RETURNEES reconnected with AFS 3-bedmom penthouse across UM. $2200 per- 1993 BMW 325r> - Black with Ian leather inte SUMMER IOBS ALL LANDAVATER SPORTS I osi: While Maltese 10+lbs; short hair 3877 Intcrc ullurdl Proems on 50th Anniverary. month. 4 mos efepostt. Now or Fall Nei hh'l- rior Manual transmission. Perfect condition. PRESTIGE CHILDREN'S CAMPS ADIRON REWARD. Please Call 448-4419 or 444-7767 International Potluck April20, 1*>97 h to 9pm. 9223 Racing Dynamics chip already installed. DACK MOUNTAINS NEAR LAKE PLACID 1- Call 8M-0428 tor into and directions Asking $21,000 obo. BOO-786-B373 CaH forge al 6*5-7533. (p. 543-5100. 2 bedroom, 2 balh apartment across UM. $1250/mon 2 months deposit. Neiw ear Fall. $600+ WEEKLY Possible! Possible mailing our Greek Forum Classified Policy A (oon accused of murrlpt^ And not iust any Nei 669-9223 GOV'T FORK I ()Sf D homes from pennies on I ir- ul,irs. Begin now. 770-908-3469 toon either- Roger Rabbit accused ot murder? The Hurricane Classified $1 Delinquent Tax. Repo's, REO's. Your Area. Zeta Tau Alpha would like lo wish everyone Impossible' He must have been framed! loin Toll Free (11 800-218-9000 Ext. H-3760 for Good Luck in Greek Week 1997! Policy: Classified ads may an all-star casl-Bob Hoskinv. ( hrNopher WALK TO SCHOOL, COME HOME TO NAP, current listings PART-TIME BABVSITTER/NANNY/DRIVER brought to our office, room Lloyd, Bugs Bunny, to name a few- in Robert RELAX BETWEEN CLASSES: ROOM FOR Helper to caw for two middle school aged Zimmerkis' "Who Framed Ro«er RabbitT, as RENT IN PENTHOUSE "FRIENDS" APART girls. Must be willing to work some weekdays 221 of the University Center, MOVING SAIE Epson computer, silverware. Delta Gamma Greek Week Champs 95, 96.. MENT ACROSS FROM UM ON US 1 - 800 and one weekend night. Home locate close to Toontown's beloved Roger tries desperately to Onkyo Stereo System, Dishes, Sconce, or Mailed to P.O. Box SOUTH DIXIE HWY PENTHOUSE 306 the University with GREAT PAY! Call Allison at prove his innocence. Show times are 7:00 pm Craftsman Sander, Halogen Floor Lamp w/ 248132, Coral Cables, FL REOFFS MANNER EXCELLENT PROTFCTIVE 446-7800 and leave name and phone mes and 9:30 pm at the UC International Lounge. dimmer ssvileh Wood display box, and more. DELTA PHI EPSILON WISHES ALL GREEK LOCLA POLICE (CORAl. CABLESI AND sage. 33124. No #ii will be taken Call 538-5442 for mora info and price*. CLASSV ADRESS (CORAL CABLESI YOU GET WEEK PARTICIPANTS THE BEST OF LUCK! over the phone. Classified YOUR OWN LARGE SUNNY CORNER PRI National Company Seek High Caliber ads are to be in by noon VATE QUIET BEDROOM, BALCONY, HUGE SEIZED CARS FROM $175 Porsches Roommates Individuals for South Florida offices. Positions WALK IN KITCHEN, WASHER/DRYER IN APT. Cadillacs. Chevys. BMWs, Corvettes Also DG Wishes all somrlties the best of luck in Tuesday If they are to run in now available: Manager trainee, Customer ser DISHWASHER. POOL, PRIVATE IACUZ2I, leeps, 4WD's. Your area Toll Free 1-800-218- Greek Week '97 Friday's issue, and by noon Female roommate wanted until 7/31/97. $450 BEAUTIFUL ROOFTOP PATIO OVERIOKING 9000 Ext A-3760 for current listings. vice, Area asst, Sales Exel pay, company Irpis month utilities included. Call 274-1 776 Friday if they are to run in RESIDENTIAL CORAL GABLES. SHARE 2 FULL Room for advancement, Call for interview HAVE FUN EVERYONE! GREEK WEEK '97 BATHROOMS $460 MONTH TOTAL (305)667-4855 fax resume (305)666-4138 Tuesday's issue. Prepayment Queen size FUTON, black, $300. 667-6410 LOVE, KAPPA is required for all classified ROOMMATF WANTED fOR NICE CORAL INCLUDES PHONE, ELECTRIC, CABLE AND PARKING 2 MONTHS SECURITY, REFER CABLES HOUSE. 4 MILES FROM UM. FREE T-SHIRT + $1000 Credit Card ads. Rates are $.25/Word for ENCES REQUIRED. 669-3877 Townhouse near UM, Gables Point; 2-1 1/2 ; NORTH Of BILTMORE HOTEL. $41 7 A New; AC, Carpeting, Kitchen, Blinds (4 Fundraisers for fraternities, soronlites ft DM under-graduates and MONTH • 1/3 UTILITIES. CALL MIKE OR Appliances; Alarm, CAL, CLDSET, 24 hrs sec. pMpfc Any Campus Organization ran raise I IH $.4Q/Word for all others. ROB O 461-8591 $85,000 Call 669-8926 up lo $1000 by earning a whopping APARTMENT FOR RENT. WALK TO UM.800 $5.00/VISA application. Call 1-BOO-932-0528 The C>i-Campus rate is only sS. Dixie Hwy. 2 Bedn»m/2 Bath avail. May ext. 65 Qualified < allers m eive FREE T-SHIRT WORD PROCESSING $8/ DOUBLE-SPACED for undergraduate UM stu 15. 3 bedroom/2 bath avail Aug 15 Parking, PAGE ACROSS FROM UM. 669-3877 dent, Faculty and staff. All For Rent Pool, washer/dryer-Dishwsh, t^arb. disposal, Help Wanted AC etc. Call let at 1561) 416-1999 Immigration Attourney requires TRANSLATORS advertising under this rate In Bulgarian. Urdu, Punjabi, Competitive rates Perfee tWocds 667- 3210 PaperV Applications^ must be non-commercial in One Mode from UM lbr/2bth home in quiet ONGOING STRONG GUY WITH CAR TO paid. 668-0052 Resumes Reasexiable Rates („ihk*s A/C, all appliances, screened Patio, HELP MOVE BOXES AND FURNITURE FOR nature. Special layout or Alarm, Lawn service. No pels, avail, in May, 1 For Sale HOME AND STORAGE AREA 669-3877 placement of ads is not guar yr lease. $1550 mo. Three or Four stuelents OK Film Production, Talent Management, and Internships available. Call Creative Artists anteed, nor are cancellations Call Mrs Ralph 667-2290 •93 YAMAHA RAZZ SCOOTER Including hel W.S.I, certified swim instructor wanted lex Personal Management (800)401-0545 or changes of copy after met ami chain locle. Only 630 miles. In gre*ai We*sl Kendall Summer camp. Please call Gerri condilion. $650 666-9334 382 366B or 388-2194 deadlines. NO refunds will EFFICIENCY FOR RENT For one person $300. WFRf THERE C HIRSTIANS IN AMERICA BABYSITTER wanted for nice 12 year old, be given if ad does not run Miami Children s Hospital area. 666-3702 BFFORE COLUMBUS f WRITE TO S.W. FOS bright Ransom Everglades female siudent. usu TER. PO BOX 9161, CORAL GABLES FL Spanish; 661-9561 EnRlish 1993 jjnep Grand Cherokee w/ airbag. aniilock BABYSITTER wanled for nice 12 year old, on scheduled date. Ad will bright Ransom Everglades female siudent. usu ally Wednesday & Saturday nights but flexibil 33124 Run on next available date Iwe-aU and towing package. Fewest Green w/ ity required. Attorney Mom needs a life.. We only 85K miles. Its got to be the besl in ally Wednesday & Saturday nights bul flexibil live near campus but car preferred Hourly In the event of an error, we Miami. $16,000 oe best offer. Beep Mark 727- ity required Attorney Mom needs a life.. We AWESOME GUEST HOUSE FOR SUMMER rate negotiable Call work 873-2013/ home are responsible for the first 1199 live near campus bul car preferred. Hourly RENT OWNER MUST CO UP NORTH 662-2185 FULLY FURNISHED IN SOHO MODERN rale negotiable. Call work 873-2013/ borne Tutoring incorrect insertion, if and STYLE. CENTRAL TO UM, GROVE , AND 662-2185 only if, in our opinion, there BEACH HOT TUB AND WASHER/DRYER Mitsubishi 1994 3000GT, Red, 5 Speed. P.oli'ssi.inal Wntt'./Fditor helps wilh personal is a loss of value. In this TOO. EXCELLENT PRICE FOR $450+UTILI- 222HP, PW. PD, Cruise, Six Speaker SI.T.SI W/ $1500 WEEKLY POTENTIAL MAILING OUR Lost & Found statements, resumes, papers, manuscripts. TIES. FOR INFO CALL TREVOR 324-7101. Equalizer. Low miles, Very Cejol! $16,500 CIRCULARS. FOR INFO CALL 301-429-1326 (954) 455-3760 ex (3051460-3121 case, no responsibility is OBO, 305-233-2718 LOST! PLEASE HELP! I LOST MY WALLET assumed beyond the cost of Womens Basketball looking for sludenl man- MONDAY MORNING. IT IS AN OLIVE GREEN UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI OFFERS TEST the ad itself. Identification Rent- two houses in Corla Gables. 4 bedreioms, Homeopathy: Natural Medicine - Learn it! ,iK»*rs tor 1997-98 season. Must have basket UM WALLET WITH A KEY RING. CON PREPARATION COURSES FOR GMAT, REQUIRED in order to place 2 baths, pool. Family $2100 monthly, 3 hed- Uve it! Love it! Supplemental income SAFE, ball playing experience. Equipment and schol TAINED SEVERAL ID'S. KEY * MONEY. IF ISAT, GRE, MCAT, SAT, AND CLAST. an advertisement. rooms. 2 baths. Family, $1700 monthly 5 min FDA Regulated, Public Company 800-440- arship money available. Contact Nina Wagner FOUND PLEASE RETURN! PLEASE CALL 665- INDIVIDUAL TUTORING ALSO AVAIL utes from UM 667-3694 7294 - 284-5802 5033 ABLE. CALL 284-2727. UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI LOCATION 6701 BIRD RD 669-8800 MONDAY • THURSDAY: 11AM-1AM FRIDAY & SATURDAY: 11AM-2AM SUNDAY: 11 AM-12 30PM Better Ingredients. Better Pizza. CELEBRATE PAPA JOHN'S 12TH ANNIVERSARY These exclusive offers are valid on carry out & delivery U of M Exclusive Offer One Large $ ^ 99 Papa John's 12th Anniversary Cheese Pizza + Tax 14" with 8 Slices Available In thin or original crudsti 4 Two Large $10^ Two Large 1 Topping Pizzas Cheese Pizzas 14" with 8 Slices Available In thin or original crudsti 14" with 8 Slices Available in thin or original crudsti NO LIMIT EXPIRES ^ NO LIMIT EXPIRES 4 30 97 valid at 67«1 Bird Rd ONU Valid at 6701 Bird Rd ONLY. Coupon necessar/ for purcnase Coupon necessary for purchase Additional topping- Additional toppings extra Better Ingredient*. Better Pizza, I Mot valid with an/ other offers or discounts Not valid with any other offers or discounts • Don't forget to add our hot, delicious Cheese sticks & Breadsticks or cold refreshing sodas • • Free special Garlic Dipping Sauce & Peppe rone i n i s with every order • ATTENTION: U of M Clubs, Organizations and Residence Halls. Papa John's offers special prices for pizza orders of 10 or more. Orders must be placed one week in advance. For details & pricing, call Ana (or Lisa) (9am-4:30pm)a> 644-9697 or fax to 644-3020. y ' ' NOW IN IT'S 1 2th YEAR, PAPA JOHN'S IS AMERICAS FASTEST GROWING PIZZA COMPANY. The Miami Hurricane Bulk Rate University of Miami U.S. PoaUffc Paid Subscribe to THE MIAMI HURRICANE P.O.Box 248132 Miami, Fkirida Coral Cables, Florida 33124 Permit # 438 | Send completed form along with e-heck or money order for $10.00 Do: One \ear I THE MIAMI HURICANE • P.O. Box 248132 • Coral Gables, FL 33124 (50 issues) of I Attn: SUBSCRIPTIONS THE MIAMI HURRICANE I I delivered to I your home I a* stm for only $30.00 mrouri Your cbec*check oror money money enler order must mutt accompanyaccom. this tins i request. • For Authorized Use Only -J-