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For more information, please contact [email protected]. 1 Thursday, May 3, 2012 Volume 1, Issue 15 MISSISSIPPI GIRL AMERICAN IDOL MICHAEL BECKER/FOX| The Daily Mississippian From Russia with Flair Weekend Wanderer: Mississippi Native Skylar Vision Quest at Nanih Laine Lights Up the Ameri- 4 6 Waiya 8can Idol Stage 2 05.03.12 | THE DAILY MISSISSIPPIAN | PAGE 2 COLUMN Weekly Top Zen: Meekly Stopped you because you are old enough out a column once a week for a home. getting carried away with myself. to handle it by now. The Daily good three years or so. A man Maybe I’m just tired of the This is nobody’s fault but my Mississippian and I are separat- can only take so much before he charade. Week after week, it’s own. I entered into this relation- ing. simply freaks out and starts look- the same old thing. The spark ship knowing the risks. I knew it Now now, there is no need to ing at independent blogs late at has gone out from our rela- wasn’t going to be forever. I’ve panic. Dry your eyes, child. I night while his Daily Mississippi- tionship. You never even write enjoyed being around both you BY ANDY PAUL think deep down in your heart an is out being printed by some me hate letters anymore to see and The Daily Mississippian. It @anandypaul you knew this was inevitable. grimy press assistant. But that’s how I’m doing and wish me the has been a wonderful run, one Sometimes relationships just hit neither here nor there. The point worst. Maybe if you just stepped which has hopefully entertained Hey, come on in. Take a seat roadblocks around which they is, I’m leaving. up your commitment a tad, this you while developing my skills as on the sofa. How was school to- simply cannot maneuver. Like Yes, it’s been a wonderful run. wouldn’t have happened. I could a writer. I wish nothing but the day? That’s good to know. Keep graduations. Or affairs with oth- But like Kanye West’s tweets, stick around for a second senior best for both you and the news- up the hard work. I just know it er publications such as literary Sarah Palin’s relevancy and my year — a victory lap — and we paper of which I’ve grown so will pay off in the end. So ... lis- journals and online magazines. countless, tired, filler jokes about could try and make this work. fond. I hope that someday a new, ten. We need to talk about some- Listen, this is nobody’s fault. them, all good things must come I’d come home from a long day more responsible and caring thing. This has been in the works It’s especially not your own. to an end. I’m reaching the end in the classroom, and you’d be writer will come along and give for a long time, and there really Well, maybe it’s your fault just a of the line, and I don’t think I’m there with a nice, big dinner you that which I never could: A is no other way around it. I’m little bit. After all, you did kind adequate enough to watch over waiting for me. sense of decency, integrity and not going to sugarcoat this for of put pressure on me to turn the column I’ve come to call Wait. I need to stop this. I’m tact. Thank you, and so long. MOVIE COLUMN It’s finally here: The summer movie line-up So let’s talk about what’s com- released overseas and is getting Stewart will react to being near there’s “The Amazing Spider- ing out this summer or, as it shall rave reviews and breaking box someone so masculine, for once. Man.” Yes, I do think it’s stupid now be known: the “Dear God, office records. Expect a similar I bet she stammers and blinks a that they’re already making a Why Has ‘Think Like A Man’ reaction when it’s released here, lot. “Spider-Man” reboot, but I’m Been Number One At The Box and also expect to see me there The movie I am most excited perfectly willing to give it a shot. Office For Two Weeks? Can We shortly after my last class Friday for this summer is Ridley Scott’s It can’t be worse than “Spider- BY JOSH PRESLEY Please Never Have That Hap- afternoon. Don’t try to, like, talk “Prometheus.” I like the fact that Man 3.” [email protected] pen Again?” summer. to me or anything, though. so much about this movie re- I’m sure all those movies will be First up in the DGWHT- After that is Tim Burton’s mains a mystery despite the fact fun, but we’ll really just be mark- LAMBNOATBOFTWCWP- vampire movie, “Dark Shad- that they release a new trailer or ing time until “The Dark Knight Oh, boy, it’s finally here. The NHTHA summer is the afore- ows,” starring, you guessed it, viral video for it roughly every Rises,” which is supposedly the summer movie season officially mentioned “Avengers.” Movie Johnny Depp. I didn’t care any- other day. I’m very much look- final installment in the current kicks off tomorrow with “The fans have been waiting for years thing about this until I saw the ing forward to Scott’s return to Batman franchise. I’m oddly not Avengers,” and I can finally stop to see “Earth’s Mightiest Heroes” trailer a month or so back, and sci-fi, and this quasi-“Alien” pre- as excited about this one as I am scraping the bottom of the bar- team up on the big screen, even it actually seems as though it will quel looks like it will be a glori- “Prometheus” and “The Aveng- rel for stuff to review. It couldn’t before the after-credits teaser in be pretty entertaining. After that ous return, indeed. ers,” but that may change as it come at a more perfect time ei- the first “Iron Man.” Marvel has is “Men in Black III” because Then you’ve got “Rock of draws nearer. I think it’s because, ther. The movie all of us geeks slowly been building to this over the world has been clamoring for Ages,” which I’ll not be see- at least so far, TDKR has been have been chomping at the bits the past few of years, using “Iron a third “Men in Black” movie. ing unless held at gunpoint, significantly less hyped than pre- for will arrive, and on the last Man,” “Iron Man 2,” “The In- That was sarcasm. I know it can “Brave,” “Abraham Lincoln, vious Bat-movies and the other day of classes, no less. Yeah, I’m credible Hulk,” “Thor” and be difficult to tell in print. Vampire Hunter,” “GI Joe: Re- big releases this summer. This is pretty excited. I stop short of go- “Captain America, The First Next up is “Snow White and taliation,” which might be fun (I a great idea because it’s pretty ing all-caps, though. Wouldn’t Avenger,” to build their cine- the Huntsmen,” starring Bella didn’t hate the first one as much well-hyped anyway just by being want to overdo it. matic universe. It’s already been and Thor. I wonder how Kristen as a lot of people did), and then a new Batman movie, and too much hype can ruin a film. A few more big movies come out after this, but I’d be lying if I said I was excited about any of them. Check back with The DM over the summer, and if you’re lucky you’ll get to see get your morning fix what I thought of some of these movies. And, I swear, if you talk during “The Avengers” or bring a crying baby, I will sigh loudly and say nothing. MEET TWITTER! The Daily Mississippian T HE ST UDENT N EWS PAPER OF THE U NIVERS I T Y OF MI SSI SSIPPI Follow the famous bird at twitter.com/thedm_news. 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