Schedule Program Guide For TCN/GO
Sun Feb 26, 2012
06:00 THUNDERBIRDS Repeat WS G
The Mighty Atom Follow the adventures of the International Rescue, an organisation created to help those in grave danger in this marionette puppetry classic.
07:00 KIDS WB SUNDAY WS G
Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.
07:00 TAZ-MANIA Repeat G
War & Pieces / Airborne Airhead Taz and Molly get into an argument that escalates into a fight. Plus with the misguided help of the Platypus Brothers, Taz attempts to get two large eggs from the top of Pointy Peak.
07:30 SMURFS Repeat G
Sassette's Hive
Renegade wasps capture the Queen Bee making Sassette the new Queen Bee.
08:00 THE LOONEY TUNES SHOW WS G
08:30 CAMP LAZLO Repeat WS G
Parasitic Pal/ It's No Picnic
Lazlo gets a new best friend. It's not another camper but a parasitic leech that is stuck to his head!
09:00 CAMP LAZLO Repeat WS G
Tree Hugger/ Marshmallow Jones Lumpus and Lazlo butt heads when they both try to catch the elusive "Migrating Mullberry" tree, which only visits this region once every 100 years.
09:30 YOUNG JUSTICE WS PG
Welcome to Happy Harbor
Speedy refuses to join the team, causing the others to question whether the League takes them seriously. The emergence of a new villain, Mr. Twister, forces them to band together and determine if they can work together... while trying to survive.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
10:00 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD WS PG
Shadow of the Bat! Infected with vampirism by the vampire Dala, Batman hunts down his Justice League colleagues, one by one turning them into creatures of the night. It's up to Martian Manhunter and the demon Etrigan to save the day.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence, Supernatural Themes
10:30 BEN 10: ULTIMATE ALIEN Repeat WS PG
Video Games Ben is forced to fight a robot programmed with abilities that perfectly counter Ben's aliens in this series debut of Nanomech!
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
11:00 POWER RANGERS SAMURAI Repeat WS PG
Deal With a Nighlok The Blue and Pink Ranger fend off an evil Nighlok that is forcing a young boy to give up his dream of playing baseball.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
11:30 PINKY AND THE BRAIN Repeat G
Meticulous Analysis Of History/Funny,You Don't Look Rhennish While reading a book to learn from the mistakes of great leaders of the past, The Brain leads Pinky on a whirlwind tour of history. 12:00 THE CITY Repeat WS PG
Sleeping With The Frenemy After her heart-wrenching breakup with Jay, Whitney is back to her cheerful smiling self, ready to take on the Manhattan fashion scene, one frenemy at a time.
12:30 MANLY SURF Repeat WS G
After seeing a dead dolphin at her work Hayley asks Dave to help her take on the shark nets and uncover the truth about their existence; Mike decides to sit down and get the unknown story of a Manly icon. And the boss senses tension in the team and takes them down for a good old wrestle.
13:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
My Master The Rich Tycoon When Jeannie lets in a man who scoffs at her master's taste, she makes several valuable works of art appear. However, the man is from the IRS. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
13:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G
Endora Moves In For A Spell Endora and Uncle Arthur are bickering and a house across the street keeps appearing and disappearing. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
Starring: Elizabeth Montgomery, Dick York, Agnes Moorehead
14:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G
Twitch Or Treat Endora throws a Halloween party at Darrin and Samantha's and Uncle Arthur causes havoc. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
Starring: Elizabeth Montgomery, Dick York, Agnes Moorehead
14:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat PG
Pilot Prototype
In the political arena, Mike deals with a garbage strike and an offhand comment that the Mayor makes. On the personal front, Mike tries to come to terms with his living situation when he figures that he and Ashley are now living together.
Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck, Michael Boatman, Connie Britton
15:00 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat PG
The Great Pretender
Mike is voted sexiest man in New York by "Manhattan Magazine" which causes problems in his love life.
Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck, Michael Boatman, Connie Britton
15:30 TOTAL WIPEOUT UK Repeat WS PG
Hosted by Top Gear's Richard Hammond, 20 contestants compete in the world famous, Wipeout course in an attempt to win £10,000. Contestants must score a top time in the qualifying round and overcome all obstacles to make it to the Wipeout Zone, where only one will emerge victorious. Amanda Byram interviews the contestants from the sidelines.
16:30 THE BACHELOR: ON THE WINGS OF LOVE WS PG
Romantic adventures await Jake and the final three women as they travel to the picturesque Caribbean island of St. Lucia.
18:30 2 BROKE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG
And The Break-Up Scene Caroline thinks she's doing Max a favour - but she is really stealing Max's thunder - when she takes it upon herself to facilitate Max's breakup with Robbie.
Starring: Garrett Morris, Kat Dennings, Beth Behrs, Matthew Moy
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language
19:00 THE MIDDLE Captioned WS PG
Year of the Hecks
Starring: Patricia Heaton, Neil Flynn, Charlie Mcdermott 19:30 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Psychic Vortex While Sheldon and Koothrappali attend a university mixer, Leonard is upset to discover that Penny believes in psychics. Starring: Melissa Rauch, Danica McKellar, Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
20:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Bozeman Reaction When their apartment is robbed, Leonard and Sheldon turn to their friends to create a state-of-the-art security system, and Sheldon struggles to cope.
Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
20:30 SUBURGATORY WS PG
Halloween
Tessa channels her inner "suburban girl" for a Halloween costume, but it ends up spooking her friends and everyone at school since she reminds them of a recently "departed" resident of Chatswin. And George is determined to prove to Halloween-hater Dallas that being scared can be fun, but gets a scare of his own when Steven Royce, Dallas' husband, finally comes home from one of his many business trips.
Starring: Jeremy Sisto, Jane Levy, Carly Chaikin
Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language, Horror
21:00 SUBURGATORY WS PG
Charity Case Irritated by all the cafeteria waste at school, Tessa motivates the student body to get involved with giving back. Unfortunately their charity of choice involves helping residents of Florida improve their complexions.
Starring: Jeremy Sisto, Jane Levy, Carly Chaikin
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language
21:30 FOOLS RUSH IN 1997 Repeat M
Fools Rush In
It's all about chemistry when uptight New Yorker Alex and blithe-spirited Isabel spend one passionate night together in Las Vegas just hours after meeting. The next morning, they go their separate ways and don't see each other until three months later -- when Isabel realizes she's pregnant. Alex and Isabel decide to get married, but the honeymoon ends when their families meet and cultures clash.
Starring: Matthew Perry, Salma Hayek
Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language
23:40 GOSSIP GIRL WS M
Pretty In Pink Serena enlists Charlie to go undercoverto determine why Dan and Blair are spending so much time together. Raina decides to search for her mother.
Starring: Blake Lively, Leighton Meester, Chace Crawford, Taylor Momsen, Ed Westwick, Kristen Bell
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
00:30 THE CITY Repeat WS PG
Sleeping With The Frenemy After her heart-wrenching breakup with Jay, Whitney is back to her cheerful smiling self, ready to take on the Manhattan fashion scene, one frenemy at a time.
01:00 THE HILLS Repeat WS M
Can't Always Get What You Want
Heidi wants to get pregnant no matter what, but Spencer doesn't want to. Kristin and Jayde fight.
01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M
Wiegel's Dad Returns Wiegel's estranged father gets out of prison and hopes to spend time with his daughter---and go to strip clubs with her coworkers.
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language 02:00 HOME SHOPPING G
Home Shopping.
02:30 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
03:00 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
03:30 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat WS PG
A Divorce To Remember As Dennis tries to hide his true passions from his new supermodel wife, Maya and Elliott seek to have their accidental marriage annulled. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick.
04:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
You and Your Big Shrunken Head
Everyone tries to get their hands on a piece of Arnold's inheritance when he and Oliver get back from Chicago.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram
05:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
Lisa's Mudder Comes for a Visit When Lisa's mother comes by to visit in Hooterville and stay with Oliver and Lisa, she decides that she will stay for three weeks.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram
05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
The House Guest
Trouble arises when Fred invites the rubbles to spend a week at his home. Mon Feb 27, 2012
06:00 BRATZ Repeat WS PG
Much Ado About Practically Nothing When Jade starts finding mysterious gifts on her desk at the magazine office, the Bratz search through their memories to figure out who might be leaving them.
06:30 TAZ-MANIA Repeat G
War & Pieces / Airborne Airhead Taz and Molly get into an argument that escalates into a fight. Plus with the misguided help of the Platypus Brothers, Taz attempts to get two large eggs from the top of Pointy Peak.
07:00 PINKY AND THE BRAIN Repeat G
Meticulous Analysis Of History/Funny,You Don't Look Rhennish While reading a book to learn from the mistakes of great leaders of the past, The Brain leads Pinky on a whirlwind tour of history.
07:30 SYM-BIONIC TITAN Repeat PG
The Fortress of Deception
The group journey to a foreign planet to save a Galalunian prisoner.
Cons.Advice: Some Violence
08:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG
All That Glitters
The team heads out to find more allies to join them after receiving a message from Grandpa Max.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
08:30 SMURFS Repeat G
Sassette's Hive
Renegade wasps capture the Queen Bee making Sassette the new Queen Bee.
09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
The X-Ray Story
An X-ray from Dino gets mixed up with that of Fred and everyone thinks that Fred has a Dinopeptic germ.
09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
My Master The Rich Tycoon When Jeannie lets in a man who scoffs at her master's taste, she makes several valuable works of art appear. However, the man is from the IRS. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
10:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
Everybody Tries to Love a Countess When Mr. Haney and Uncle Joe Carson both attempt to get Lisa's mother to marry them, Oliver gives up all hope of ever getting her to leave.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram
10:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
Oliver and the Cornstalk
A crop is produced that farmers only dream about when Oliver launches a crazy mixed up planting session.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram
11:00 WIPEOUT Captioned Repeat WS PG 24 thrill seekers must endure the world s largest obstacle course consisting of the Big Balls, mud baths, the Sweeper and countless wipeouts. Only 1 can emerge victorious and take home the $50,000 grand prize.
12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G
A Most Unusual Wood Nymph A wood nymph comes after Darrin and Samantha must travel back in time to save Darrin the Bold. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
Starring: Elizabeth Montgomery, Dick York, Agnes Moorehead 12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG
Goodbye (Part 2) In an emotionally charged episode, the staff works damage control, but ultimately, Mike is left with little option but to say goodbye. Stars Michael J. Fox and Heather Locklear.
Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck
13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Wife
Jerry let his girlfriend pose as his wife so that she can receive his dry-cleaning discount. But the scam backfires when his family learns of his "marriage" and Meryl discovers some unexpected items in Jerry's laundry. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Michael Richards.
13:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA
Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steines bring us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.
14:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.
14:30 THE NANNY Captioned Repeat G
The Strike Maxwell and Fran face a difference in opinion on how to raise the children when Maxwell reverses a decision Fran made regarding not allowing Brighton to go to the mall.
Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis
15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat WS PG
When Nina Met Elliot
Nina discovers her role in a fifteen-year-old accident that changed Elliott s life forever; immigration authorities question the legitimacy of Dennis and Adrienne s marriage. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick.
15:30 SYM-BIONIC TITAN Repeat PG
The Fortress of Deception
The group journey to a foreign planet to save a Galalunian prisoner.
Cons.Advice: Some Violence
16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG
Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.
16:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG
Max Out Ben's cousin, Ken, has gone missing. Ben insists that Kevin should help out, although he could care less until he learns that Ken is Gwen's older brother.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
16:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat PG
Pilot Prototype
In the political arena, Mike deals with a garbage strike and an offhand comment that the Mayor makes. On the personal front, Mike tries to come to terms with his living situation when he figures that he and Ashley are now living together.
Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck, Michael Boatman, Connie Britton
17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
My Master The Rich Tycoon When Jeannie lets in a man who scoffs at her master's taste, she makes several valuable works of art appear. However, the man is from the IRS. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
17:30 WIPEOUT USA Repeat PG
Wheel Of Misfortune 18:30 EXCESS BAGGAGE Captioned WS TB
Hosted by singer Kate Ceberano, Excess Baggage is the feel good show of 2012, a series that delves into the hearts, minds and bodies of eight celebrities and eight everyday Australians to help them shed their physical and emotional baggage. Join Britney Spears s ex-husband Kevin Federline, rescued Beaconsfield miner Brant Webb, AFL legend Robert "Dipper" DiPierdomenico and five other celebs and as they battle it out in the ultimate fat fighting contest.
19:30 THE 84TH ANNUAL ACADEMY AWARDS Live WS PG
The 84th Annual Academy Awards
From Hollywood, comes the 84th Academy Awards. Hosted by Billy Crystal, will the much hyped film, The Artist take out best picture over War Horse? And best friends George Clooney and Brad Pitt go head to head for the title of best actor in a leading role.
23:00 SOUTH PARK Repeat WS MA
Best Friends Forever In this Emmy winning episode, Kenny is the first kid in South Park to get the new Playstation Portable; a device that was actually created by God to determine who has the best skills to defeat the armies of Satan.
Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language
23:30 SOUTH PARK Repeat WS MA
The Losing Edge The South Park boys are playing the final Little League game of the season. They win, and are glad to be done with it. But they soon find out that winning was only the beginning.
Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language
00:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Wife
Jerry let his girlfriend pose as his wife so that she can receive his dry-cleaning discount. But the scam backfires when his family learns of his "marriage" and Meryl discovers some unexpected items in Jerry's laundry. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Michael Richards.
00:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.
01:00 THE HILLS Repeat WS M
Mr. Right Now
Kirstin and Justin meet in Las Vegas while Spencer uncovers Heidi's dangerous plans of having a child.
01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M
Junior Runs For Office
Junior decides he wants to be the Commissioner for Animal Carcass Removal.
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language
02:00 HOME SHOPPING G
Home Shopping.
02:30 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
03:00 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
03:30 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat WS PG
When Nina Met Elliot
Nina discovers her role in a fifteen-year-old accident that changed Elliott s life forever; immigration authorities question the legitimacy of Dennis and Adrienne s marriage. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick.
04:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
Everybody Tries to Love a Countess When Mr. Haney and Uncle Joe Carson both attempt to get Lisa's mother to marry them, Oliver gives up all hope of ever getting her to leave.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram 05:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
Oliver and the Cornstalk
A crop is produced that farmers only dream about when Oliver launches a crazy mixed up planting session.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram
05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
The X-Ray Story
An X-ray from Dino gets mixed up with that of Fred and everyone thinks that Fred has a Dinopeptic germ. Tue Feb 28, 2012
06:00 BRATZ Repeat WS PG
Bratz Kidz Rapunzel (Act 1) The Bratz Kidz have promised their principal that they will put on a Fairy Tale play Showcase for the kindergartners at their school. But the girls hearts aren t in it.
06:30 TAZ-MANIA Repeat G
Battling Bushrats/Devil And The Deep Blue Sea Taz defends his home, and the family's dinner, from repeated attacks by the Battling Bushrats. Plus, Didgeri Dingo enlists Taz's aid to retrieve undersea treasure, but taz does all the work.
07:00 PINKY AND THE BRAIN Repeat G
Mice Don't Dance/Brain Drained In the 1930s, The Brain notes the popularity of tap dance and constructs a pair of steam-powered legs to send a subtle Morse code message of world domination.
07:30 SYM-BIONIC TITAN Repeat PG
The Ballad of Scary Mary While attending to a "Scary Mary" party, Lance, Ilana and Octus soon find themselves battling against a chameleon-like Mutraddi that can morph into anyone.
Cons.Advice: Some Violence
08:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG
Max Out Ben's cousin, Ken, has gone missing. Ben insists that Kevin should help out, although he could care less until he learns that Ken is Gwen's older brother.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
08:30 SMURFS Repeat G
Chlorhydris's Lost Love Its Smurf Friendship Day but Chlorhydris tries to ruin it by switching Cupid's love arrows with her black heart arrows.
09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
The Gambler
Psychiatric treatment seems to have cured Fred's gambling fever until he is tempted into a wager.
09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
My Master, The Rainmaker Through Jeannie's misguided attempts to help, Doctor Bellows thinks that Tony can make it rain at will. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
10:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
Beauty is Skin Deep Lisa signs Sam Drucker up as her aid when she launches a vigorous campaign for beauty and opens a beauty salon.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram
10:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
Oliver's Schoolgirl Crush Lisa becomes jealous when a high school girl falls for Oliver while he is making a speech on job opportunities at the Hooterville high school.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram
11:00 CHARLIE'S ANGELS Repeat WS PG
Angels In Chains The half-sister of a missing girl prompts a Charlie's Angels investigation of a country prison farm and a nearby small town sheriff. Stars Kate Jackson, Farrah Fawcett and Jaclyn Smith.
12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G
Endora Moves In For A Spell Endora and Uncle Arthur are bickering and a house across the street keeps appearing and disappearing. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
Starring: Elizabeth Montgomery, Dick York, Agnes Moorehead 12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat PG
Pilot Prototype
In the political arena, Mike deals with a garbage strike and an offhand comment that the Mayor makes. On the personal front, Mike tries to come to terms with his living situation when he figures that he and Ashley are now living together.
Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck, Michael Boatman, Connie Britton
13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Raincoats - Part 1
Kramer's moneymaking scheme to sell vintage raincoats designed by Jerry's dad backfires when Morty has to depend on his Florida neighbour to get the goods to New York. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Michael Richards.
13:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA
Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steines bring us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.
14:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.
14:30 THE NANNY Captioned Repeat PG
I've Got a Secret
Maxwell refuses to divulge the identity of the celebrity recuperating from surgery in the Sheffields' house.
Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis
15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat WS PG
Blackmail Photographer While preparing for an important trip to Italy, Elliott tries to avoid a pesky young photographer who's looking to break into the fashion business. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick.
15:30 SYM-BIONIC TITAN Repeat PG
The Ballad of Scary Mary While attending to a "Scary Mary" party, Lance, Ilana and Octus soon find themselves battling against a chameleon-like Mutraddi that can morph into anyone.
Cons.Advice: Some Violence
16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG
Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.
16:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG
Pier Pressure While Ben has a date with Julie, it is soon ruined when a Galvanic Mechomorph named Ship makes trouble at the local fair.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
16:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat PG
The Great Pretender
Mike is voted sexiest man in New York by "Manhattan Magazine" which causes problems in his love life.
Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck, Michael Boatman, Connie Britton
17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
My Master, The Rainmaker Through Jeannie's misguided attempts to help, Doctor Bellows thinks that Tony can make it rain at will. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
17:30 WIPEOUT USA Repeat PG
Hotties And Nerds
18:30 EXCESS BAGGAGE Captioned WS TB
Hosted by singer Kate Ceberano, Excess Baggage is the feel good show of 2012, a series that delves into the hearts, minds and bodies of eight celebrities and eight everyday Australians to help them shed their physical and emotional baggage. Join Britney Spears s ex-husband Kevin Federline, rescued Beaconsfield miner Brant Webb, AFL legend Robert "Dipper" DiPierdomenico and five other celebs and as they battle it out in the ultimate fat fighting contest. 19:30 BEDAZZLED Captioned Repeat WS PG
Bedazzled
Elliot Richards, a nerdy low-level technical advisor, makes a deal with the devil to fulfill his wildest dreams of becoming rich, powerful and sexy. In exchange for his soul, the Devil temptress grants him seven wishes, but not a single one pans out.
Starring: Harold Ramis, Elizabeth Hurley, Brendan Fraser, Frances O'Connor
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Drug References, Mild Coarse Language
21:30 THE CRAFT 1996 Repeat WS AV
The Craft A newcomer to a Catholic high school falls in with a trio of outcast teenage girls who practice witchcraft, conjuring up various spells and curses against all who dare to cross them.
Starring: Neve Campbell, Skeet Ulrich, Fairuza Balk
Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Violence
23:30 SOUTH PARK Repeat WS MA
The Death of Eric Cartman
After Cartman performs a truly despicable act, the boys decide that everyone should ignore Cartman to teach him a lesson. Cartman soon comes to the conclusion that he's dead, and the only person that seems to be able to see him is Butters.
Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language
00:00 SOUTH PARK Repeat WS MA
Erection Day Jimmy is having trouble controlling his body, and it seems like it could hurt him in the school's big talent show. So, he goes on a journey to "fix" the problem.
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language
WATCHMEN: THE COMPLETE MOTION 00:30 COMIC Repeat WS AV
Chapter 9
Laurie (Silk Spectre) is taken away to Mars by Dr. Manhattan.
Cons.Advice: Strong Violence
01:00 THE HILLS Repeat WS M
The Boys Of Summer Spencer confronts Heidi, while Justin keeps fighting for Kirstin and Brody freaks out when Jayde wants to move in.
01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M
Undercover Acting Coach When the deputies grow dissatisfied with their undercover assignments, they hire a Hollywood acting coach to help them behave more like criminals and drug addicts.
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language
02:00 HOME SHOPPING G
Home Shopping.
02:30 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
03:00 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
03:30 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat WS PG
Blackmail Photographer While preparing for an important trip to Italy, Elliott tries to avoid a pesky young photographer who's looking to break into the fashion business. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick. 04:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
Beauty is Skin Deep Lisa signs Sam Drucker up as her aid when she launches a vigorous campaign for beauty and opens a beauty salon.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram
05:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
Oliver's Schoolgirl Crush Lisa becomes jealous when a high school girl falls for Oliver while he is making a speech on job opportunities at the Hooterville high school.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram
05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
The Gambler
Psychiatric treatment seems to have cured Fred's gambling fever until he is tempted into a wager. Wed Feb 29, 2012
06:00 BRATZ Repeat WS PG
Bratz Kidz Snow White (Act 2) The Bratz Kidz are stuck in Fairy Tale Land until they can prove that they are more adept at handling the fairy tale situations of Snow White and Red Riding Hood than the original heroines were.
06:30 TAZ-MANIA Repeat G
A Devil Of A Job
To earn money to buy a motorcycle, Taz gets a job at Hotel Tazmania.
07:00 PINKY AND THE BRAIN Repeat G
Brain Acres The Brain and Pinky move to a rural farm, where The Brain plans to raise and train giant vegetables to take over the world.
07:30 SYM-BIONIC TITAN Repeat PG
The Demon Within
After Lance got bitten by a Mutraddi beast, he transforms into a monster at night.
Cons.Advice: Some Violence
08:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG
Pier Pressure While Ben has a date with Julie, it is soon ruined when a Galvanic Mechomorph named Ship makes trouble at the local fair.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
08:30 SMURFS Repeat G
A Long Tale For Grandpa Destructive aphids are making their way to the Smurf village and Grandpa Smurf's storytelling is getting in the way of making a brew to stop them.
09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
A Star Is Almost Born
When Wilma is "discovered" by a famous TV producer, Fred quits his job to manage her career.
09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
My Wild-Eyed Master When Tony says that astronauts should have perfect vision, Jeannie blinks and gives Tony X-ray vision. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
10:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
Four of Spades Lisa predicts that a mysterious stranger will enter Oliver's life very soon when she decides to become a fortune teller.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram
10:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
The Road
Oliver and Lisa attempt to get Hooterville's roads paved.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram
11:00 CHARLIE'S ANGELS Repeat WS PG
Target: Angels
In separate incidents, an unknown assassin tries to kill Jill, Kelly and Sabrina. The pressure intensifies forcing the girls to take to the only safe house they know; Charlie's compound. Stars Kate Jackson, Farrah Fawcette and Jaclyn Smith.
12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G
Twitch Or Treat Endora throws a Halloween party at Darrin and Samantha's and Uncle Arthur causes havoc. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
Starring: Elizabeth Montgomery, Dick York, Agnes Moorehead 12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat PG
The Great Pretender
Mike is voted sexiest man in New York by "Manhattan Magazine" which causes problems in his love life.
Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck, Michael Boatman, Connie Britton
13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Raincoats - Part 2
Kramer's moneymaking scheme to sell vintage raincoats designed by Jerry's dad backfires when Morty has to depend on his Florida neighbour to get the goods to New York. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Michael Richards.
13:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA
Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steines bring us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.
14:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.
14:30 THE NANNY Captioned Repeat PG
Kindervelt Days
Fran has to attend a reunion and the kids surprise Fran when they bring Erik Estrada to escort Fran.
Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis
15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat WS PG
Finch Gets Dick
When Adrienne invites a male model to dinner, a jealous Finch asks Elliott to join them. However, when Kyle turns out to be a hand model who looks a lot like him, Finch allows Elliott to slip away early. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick.
15:30 SYM-BIONIC TITAN Repeat PG
The Demon Within
After Lance got bitten by a Mutraddi beast, he transforms into a monster at night.
Cons.Advice: Some Violence
16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG
Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.
16:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG
What Are Little Girls Made Of? When Ben and Gwen learn that their grandmother is an alien being, she insists that Gwen should come along with her to her home planet and improve her abilities.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
16:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat PG
The Apartment
With Mike and the Mayor trying to negotiate an end to the garbage strike, Stuart is left in charge of the office.
Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck, Michael Boatman, Connie Britton
17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
My Wild-Eyed Master When Tony says that astronauts should have perfect vision, Jeannie blinks and gives Tony X-ray vision. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
17:30 WIPEOUT USA Repeat PG
Ballsy Gets A Hard Hat
18:30 EXCESS BAGGAGE Captioned WS TB
Hosted by singer Kate Ceberano, Excess Baggage is the feel good show of 2012, a series that delves into the hearts, minds and bodies of eight celebrities and eight everyday Australians to help them shed their physical and emotional baggage. Join Britney Spears s ex-husband Kevin Federline, rescued Beaconsfield miner Brant Webb, AFL legend Robert "Dipper" DiPierdomenico and five other celebs and as they battle it out in the ultimate fat fighting contest. 19:30 TOP GEAR Captioned Repeat WS PG
Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May go head-to-head against their opposite numbers from Australian Top Gear in a car-based version of The Ashes. With disciplines including rallying, drifting and an Aussie version of double-decker car racing it's an all-out grudge match that will almost certainly end in tears.
21:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Excelsior Acquisition Sheldon misses his chance to meet comic book legend Stan Lee when he winds up in traffic court after he gets a ticket because of Penny.
Starring: Stan Lee, Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
21:30 AUSTIN POWERS: THE SPY WHO 1999 Captioned Repeat WS M SHAGGED ME
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
First he fought for the crown, now he's fighting for the family jewels. Mike Myers returns as the world's grooviest super spy in his latest adventure! Intent on world domination, diabolical genius Dr. Evil travels back in 1969 and steals Austin's "mojo". Now Austin must return to the Swingin' Sixties, recover his mojo and stop his terminally square arch nemesis from liquidating the world. In a psychodelic swirl of colour, Austin and CIA superchick Felicity Shagwell set out to save the world.
Starring: Mike Myers, Heather Graham, Michael York, Robert Wagner, Rob Lowe
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Violence, Some Coarse Language
23:30 SOUTH PARK Repeat WS MA
Two Days After The Day After Tomorrow After playing in a boat, Stan and Cartman accidentally flood the nearby town of Beaverton. The adults however find another cause for the flood: Global Warming.
Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language
00:00 SOUTH PARK Repeat WS M
Marjorine When Cartman finds out that the girls have a device that can see into the future, the boys come up with a plan to have Butters go undercover to get it.
Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language
00:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.
01:00 THE HILLS Repeat WS M
Don't Cry On Your Birthday
It's Lauren's birthday. Lo and Audrina throw a surprise party for her where Heidi makes a surprise visit.
Cons.Advice: Some Violence
01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M
The Parade The deputies try to win an award for the most patriotic float in a parade. But what starts as an act of patriotism ends in tragedy.
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language
02:00 HOME SHOPPING G
Home Shopping.
02:30 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
03:00 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
03:30 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat WS PG
Finch Gets Dick
When Adrienne invites a male model to dinner, a jealous Finch asks Elliott to join them. However, when Kyle turns out to be a hand model who looks a lot like him, Finch allows Elliott to slip away early. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick. 04:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
Four of Spades Lisa predicts that a mysterious stranger will enter Oliver's life very soon when she decides to become a fortune teller.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram
05:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
The Road
Oliver and Lisa attempt to get Hooterville's roads paved.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram
05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
A Star Is Almost Born
When Wilma is "discovered" by a famous TV producer, Fred quits his job to manage her career. Thu Mar 1, 2012
06:00 BRATZ Repeat WS PG
Bratz Kidz Cinderella (Act 3) The Bratz Kidz are stuck in Fairy Tale Land until they can prove that Yasmin is more adept at ensuring a happy ending to the tale of Cinderella than the original Cinderella.
06:30 TAZ-MANIA Repeat G
Woeful Wolf
The last lonely Tazmanian Wolf tries to find a family to live with.
07:00 PINKY AND THE BRAIN Repeat G
Pinky & The Brainmaker/Calvin Brain
The Brain uses a dance to demonstrate the true poetic majesty of world domination in this musical interlude.
07:30 SYM-BIONIC TITAN Repeat PG
I Am Octus When a gaseous Mutraddi creature infects everyone except for Octus, he must find the monster that is causing others to be very sick.
Cons.Advice: Some Violence
08:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG
What Are Little Girls Made Of? When Ben and Gwen learn that their grandmother is an alien being, she insists that Gwen should come along with her to her home planet and improve her abilities.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
08:30 SMURFS Repeat G
Soothsayer Smurfette
A fortune teller's magical doll dress ends up being Smurfette's new dress of Baby Smurf's birthday party.
09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
The Entertainer When Wilma returns from a trip to find Fred entertaining a female buyer as a favour to his boss, Wilma thinks that he is cheating on her.
09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
Whats New Poodle Dog When Roger will not tell Jeannie about their two dates, Jeannie turns Roger into a poodle that ends up at the pound. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
10:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
The Youth Center While in a town meeting, Oliver makes the suggestion that they build a youth center as a way to keep the young people in Hooterville.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram
10:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
The Ex-Con After making a passionate speech at the County Bar Association about hiring ex-cons, Oliver winds up with an ex-con for a hired hand himself.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram
11:00 CHARLIE'S ANGELS Repeat WS PG
The Killing Kind Charlie calls Jill, Kelly and Sabrina together and tells them of the murder of the daughter of an old friend - a young investigative reporter. Stars Kate Jackson, Farrah Fawcett and Jaclyn Smith.
12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G
Dangerous Diaper Dan
Diaper Dan is spying on Darrin and Samantha for a rival ad agency. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
Starring: Elizabeth Montgomery, Dick York, Agnes Moorehead 12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat PG
The Apartment
With Mike and the Mayor trying to negotiate an end to the garbage strike, Stuart is left in charge of the office.
Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck, Michael Boatman, Connie Britton
13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Fire
George panics during a fire at his girlfriend's vows birthday party and bolts for an escape route, while Kramer's girlfriend has a heckling laugh that threatens to ruin Jerry's act at a comedy club. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Michael Richards.
13:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA
Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steines bring us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.
14:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.
14:30 THE NANNY Captioned Repeat PG
Canasta Masta
Mr Sheffield wants Brighton to play more sports, so Fran takes him to play baseball in Flushing.
Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis
15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat WS PG
Jack Vents As Nina eavesdrops on Jack s therapy session, a misunderstanding leaves Maya owing $5,000 to Finch s bookie. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick.
15:30 SYM-BIONIC TITAN Repeat PG
I Am Octus When a gaseous Mutraddi creature infects everyone except for Octus, he must find the monster that is causing others to be very sick.
Cons.Advice: Some Violence
16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG
Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.
16:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG
The Gauntlet
When Ben stands up to Cash and JT, they soon discover a robotic gauntlet from Kevin's vehicle.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
16:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat PG
Pride And Prejudice
A comment Mike says on camera makes Ashley angry. Carter goes behind Mike's back.
Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck, Michael Boatman, Connie Britton
17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
Whats New Poodle Dog When Roger will not tell Jeannie about their two dates, Jeannie turns Roger into a poodle that ends up at the pound. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
17:30 WIPEOUT USA Repeat PG
Ballsy's Playground
18:30 EXCESS BAGGAGE Captioned WS TB
Hosted by singer Kate Ceberano, Excess Baggage is the feel good show of 2012, a series that delves into the hearts, minds and bodies of eight celebrities and eight everyday Australians to help them shed their physical and emotional baggage. Join Britney Spears s ex-husband Kevin Federline, rescued Beaconsfield miner Brant Webb, AFL legend Robert "Dipper" DiPierdomenico and five other celebs and as they battle it out in the ultimate fat fighting contest. 19:30 MIKE & MOLLY Captioned Repeat WS PG
Mike's Not Ready Molly misunderstands Mike's intention when he turns down her offer to come inside the house after their third date.
Starring: Billy Gardell, Melissa McCarthy, Reno Wilson, Katy Mixon
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
20:00 2 BROKE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG
And the Strokes Of Goodwill Max introduces Caroline to the art of thrift store shopping, which takes a dangerous turn when a battle erupts over a T-shirt.
Starring: Garrett Morris, Kat Dennings, Beth Behrs, Matthew Moy
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language
20:30 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Precious Fragmentation When the guys find a rare movie prop ring from The Lord of the Rings at a garage sale, it threatens to tear them apart - forcing them to choose the ring or their friendship.
Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
21:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Pants Alternative
Sheldon's friends come to his aid when his fear of public speaking stands between him and a coveted award.
Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
21:30 SWORDFISH 2001 Captioned Repeat WS AV
Swordfish
The world's most dangerous spy is hired by a government agency to coerce a computer hacker recently released from prison to help steal $6 billion in unused government funds. In return, the hacker can regain the custody of his daughter and start a new life.
Starring: John Travolta, Hugh Jackman, Halle Berry
Cons.Advice: Strong Violence
23:40 SOUTH PARK Repeat WS M
Follow That Egg The gay marriage debate lands in South Park and unbeknownst to them, Stan & Kyle hold the answer in their hands.
Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language
00:00 SOUTH PARK Repeat WS M
Ginger Kids
After giving a presentation on 'Ginger Kids' in class, Cartman gets the other students to discriminate against them. To teach him a lesson, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny sneak in to his room and use makeup to give him the appearance of a Ginger.
Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language
00:30 TMZ Repeat NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.
01:00 THE HILLS Repeat WS M
Everything Happens For A Reason
In the aftermath of Lauren's birthday, Spencer calls Brody and Heidi goes to see her mother.
01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS MA
Training Day
Did the Deputies survive their horrible taco stand accident? Find out in the season six premiere.
Cons.Advice: Strong Adult Themes, Sexual References, Very Coarse Language 02:00 HOME SHOPPING G
Home Shopping.
02:30 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
03:00 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
03:30 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat WS PG
Jack Vents As Nina eavesdrops on Jack s therapy session, a misunderstanding leaves Maya owing $5,000 to Finch s bookie. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick.
04:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
The Youth Center While in a town meeting, Oliver makes the suggestion that they build a youth center as a way to keep the young people in Hooterville.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram
05:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
The Ex-Con After making a passionate speech at the County Bar Association about hiring ex-cons, Oliver winds up with an ex-con for a hired hand himself.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram
05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
The Entertainer When Wilma returns from a trip to find Fred entertaining a female buyer as a favour to his boss, Wilma thinks that he is cheating on her. Fri Mar 2, 2012
06:00 BRATZ Repeat WS PG
Gran s Xmas (Act 1) The Bratz Babyz are crushed when they learn their parents are snowed-in at the airport and won t arrive home in time for Christmas Eve.
06:30 TAZ-MANIA Repeat G
It's No Picnic/ Keewee Ala King
Bull and Axl Gator capture the Tazmanian Devil family during a family outing. Plus, Taz and his best friend, Buddy Boar, compete to catch the Kee Wee.
07:00 PINKY AND THE BRAIN Repeat G
Pinky Suavo / T.H.E.Y.
In a horrible lab mishap, Pinky becomes a really suave guy.
07:30 SYM-BIONIC TITAN Repeat PG
Disenfranchised As Ilana tries to run for Sherman High School president and Lance is trying to find a job, a dragon-like Mutraddi creature puts the hex on them.
Cons.Advice: Some Violence
08:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG
The Gauntlet
When Ben stands up to Cash and JT, they soon discover a robotic gauntlet from Kevin's vehicle.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
08:30 SMURFS Repeat G
The Clockwork Smurfette
Clockwork gets a female companion created by Handy but she falls in love with her creator.
09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
Wilma's Vanishing Money Fred thinks that he has found a stash of money and uses it to buy a bowling ball. But Wilma is mortified when she finds out because the hidden money was for Fred's birthday present.
09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
How To Be A Genie in 10 Easy Lessons Roger convinces that "The Tales Of Arabian Nights" would be a good manual on how a genie should act. However, the book is about genies who torture their masters. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
10:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
The Wish-Book Oliver and Lisa recognize an ancient mail order catalog that they find in the wall of their farmhouse as a wish-book.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram
10:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
The Special Delivery Letter The curiosity of the citizens of the entire Hooterville Valley is intrigued when a special delivery letter arrives addressed to a member of the Douglas family.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram
11:00 WIPEOUT Captioned Repeat WS PG 24 thrill seekers must endure the world s largest obstacle course consisting of the Big Balls, mud baths, the Sweeper and countless wipeouts. Only 1 can emerge victorious and take home the $50,000 grand prize.
12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G
The Short Happy Circuit Of Aunt Clara Aunt Clara causes the East Coast Blackout and summons her boyfriend Ocky to help her out. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
Starring: Elizabeth Montgomery, Dick York, Agnes Moorehead 12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat PG
Pride And Prejudice
A comment Mike says on camera makes Ashley angry. Carter goes behind Mike's back.
Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck, Michael Boatman, Connie Britton
13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Hamptons
As Jerry, Elaine and Kramer head for a weekend at a beach house in the Hamptons, George makes the trip with his latest girlfriend. Jerry, Kramer and Elaine are more than a little surprised when Jane decides to go topless. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Michael Richards.
13:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA
Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steines bring us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.
14:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.
14:30 THE NANNY Captioned Repeat PG
The Will
Mr Sheffield is preparing his will and wants to include Fran in it.
Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis
15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat WS PG
Hello Goodbye
Being honest about himself causes Finch to realize just how little he and Adrienne have in common. While Adrienne is shocked by what she's seeing, Finch continues to believe that honesty is the best policy. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick.
15:30 SYM-BIONIC TITAN Repeat PG
Disenfranchised As Ilana tries to run for Sherman High School president and Lance is trying to find a job, a dragon-like Mutraddi creature puts the hex on them.
Cons.Advice: Some Violence
16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG
Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.
16:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG
Paradox A time experiment in the 1950s sends a bizarre monster to Ben's time. Now Ben, Gwen, and Kevin must team up with Paradox to face off against the unstoppable creature.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
16:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat PG
Rivals When the former Mayor criticises the present administration, a plan to appease him has tragic and hilarious consequences. Meanwhile, Mike and Ashley try to avoid their annoying new neighbours.
Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck, Michael Boatman, Connie Britton
17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
How To Be A Genie in 10 Easy Lessons Roger convinces that "The Tales Of Arabian Nights" would be a good manual on how a genie should act. However, the book is about genies who torture their masters. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
17:30 THE FLINTSTONES 1994 WS G
The Flintstones In this live-action feature of the cartoon show, Fred Flintstone finally gets the job he's always wanted but it may just come at a price.
Starring: John Goodman, Rick Moranis, Elizabeth Perkins, Rosie O'donnell, Halle Berry, Elizabeth Taylor HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF 19:30 AZKABAN 2004 Captioned Repeat WS PG
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban
Harry, Ron and Hermione return to Hogwarts for another adventure filled year. Harry comes face-to-face with danger yet again, this time in the form of escaped convict Sirius Black. In a bid for help, Harry turns to sympathetic Professor Lupin, but will it be enough?
Starring: Daniel Radcliffe, Richard Griffiths, Emma Watson, Robbie Coltrane, Maggie Smith, Alan Rickman
Cons.Advice: Supernatural Themes, Some Violence
22:30 TBA Repeat G
Title not available at time of scheduling.
Information To Follow.
00:30 FUR TV Repeat WS AV
Mervin's Millions/ Fur & Loathing
When there's a mix up with the mail, Mervin inherits a massive estate that belongs to a late rapper.
Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Sexual References, Frequent Coarse Language, Drug References
01:00 FUR TV Repeat WS MA
Bad Apples/Enter the DJ
The puppets meet Apples whilst they set their sights on being top DJs.
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Frequent Coarse Language
01:30 UNDERCOVERS Repeat WS AV
Pilot
Steven and Samantha Bloom are a typical married couple who own and operate a small catering company in Los Angeles. Secretly, they were two of the best spies the CIA had ever known, until they fell in love on the job and retired. But when a friend and fellow agent disappears while on the trail of an arms dealer, the pair re-enter the world of espionage.
Starring: Boris Kodjoe, Gerald Mcraney, Carter MacIntyre, Gugu Mbatha-Raw
Cons.Advice: Strong Violence
02:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M
Wiegel's Dad Returns Wiegel's estranged father gets out of prison and hopes to spend time with his daughter---and go to strip clubs with her coworkers.
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language
03:00 RENO 911 Repeat WS M
Junior Runs For Office
Junior decides he wants to be the Commissioner for Animal Carcass Removal.
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language
03:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M
Undercover Acting Coach When the deputies grow dissatisfied with their undercover assignments, they hire a Hollywood acting coach to help them behave more like criminals and drug addicts.
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language
04:00 RENO 911 Repeat WS M
The Parade The deputies try to win an award for the most patriotic float in a parade. But what starts as an act of patriotism ends in tragedy.
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language
04:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS MA
Training Day
Did the Deputies survive their horrible taco stand accident? Find out in the season six premiere.
Cons.Advice: Strong Adult Themes, Sexual References, Very Coarse Language 05:00 BRATZ Repeat WS PG
A Sporting Chance
The Bratz are enlisting to solve the mystery of a synchronized swim team s missing mascot goat. The Bratz jump to conclusions and suspect Yasmin is the culprit and are confronted by dissention in the ranks when Yasmin refuses to take him back; she s opposed to exploiting animals and believes he is being abused.
05:30 TAMAGOTCHI Repeat G
Is He a Myth? Kuchipatchi of Truth - Am I Dreaming? A Mysterious E-mail
Follows the lives of Mametchi and his friends as they progress through each day in TamaTown. Sat Mar 3, 2012
06:00 THUNDERBIRDS Repeat WS G
Vault Of Death Follow the adventures of the International Rescue, an organisation created to help those in grave danger in this marionette puppetry classic.
07:00 KIDS WB SATURDAY WS G
Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.
07:00 TAZ-MANIA Repeat G
It's No Picnic/ Keewee Ala King
Bull and Axl Gator capture the Tazmanian Devil family during a family outing. Plus, Taz and his best friend, Buddy Boar, compete to catch the Kee Wee.
07:30 SMURFS Repeat G
The Clockwork Smurfette
Clockwork gets a female companion created by Handy but she falls in love with her creator.
08:00 THE LOONEY TUNES SHOW WS G
08:30 CAMP LAZLO Repeat WS G
Dosey Doe/ Prodigious Clamus Lazlo organizes a dance with the Squirrel Scouts so that Lumpus can spend time with Jane Doe, but when the big night arrives, Lumpus is so nervous that his body literally explodes from fear.
09:00 CAMP LAZLO Repeat WS G
The Nothing Club/ Loogie Llama
When Edward excludes Lazlo from his secret club, Lazlo creates his own club out of nothing!
09:30 YOUNG JUSTICE WS PG
Drop-Zone Batman sends the Young Justice team to a Caribbean island to discover why shipments of an illegal drug, Venom, have halted.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
10:00 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD WS PG
Night of the Batmen!
When Batman is injured, his friends Aquaman, Captain Marvel, Green Arrow and Plastic Man step in to patrol Gotham City as Batman by wearing the mantle of the Dark Knight. And although they protect the city from Catwoman, Penguin, Bane and more, it will take Batman himself to stop the latest ploy from The Joker.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
10:30 BEN 10: ULTIMATE ALIEN Repeat WS PG
Escape From Aggregor
Ben and company learn exactly how the four mysterious aliens got to Earth.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
11:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
The Wish-Book Oliver and Lisa recognize an ancient mail order catalog that they find in the wall of their farmhouse as a wish-book.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram
11:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
The Special Delivery Letter The curiosity of the citizens of the entire Hooterville Valley is intrigued when a special delivery letter arrives addressed to a member of the Douglas family.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Tom Lester, Pat Buttram 12:00 THE CITY Repeat WS PG
Working Girls Whitney understand that it is not easy to work with Roxy, especially when she takes over at a shot and speaks her ideas without consulting with Kelly.
12:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
Whats New Poodle Dog When Roger will not tell Jeannie about their two dates, Jeannie turns Roger into a poodle that ends up at the pound. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
13:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
How To Be A Genie in 10 Easy Lessons Roger convinces that "The Tales Of Arabian Nights" would be a good manual on how a genie should act. However, the book is about genies who torture their masters. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
13:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G
The Short Happy Circuit Of Aunt Clara Aunt Clara causes the East Coast Blackout and summons her boyfriend Ocky to help her out. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
Starring: Elizabeth Montgomery, Dick York, Agnes Moorehead
14:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G
I'd Rather Twitch Than Fight The Tates try and counsel the bickering Stevens over an old jacket of Darrin's that Sam sent to the Goodwill. Endora whips up Sigmund Freud to help them out. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
Starring: Elizabeth Montgomery, Dick York, Agnes Moorehead
14:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat PG
Pride And Prejudice
A comment Mike says on camera makes Ashley angry. Carter goes behind Mike's back.
Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck, Michael Boatman, Connie Britton
15:00 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat PG
Rivals When the former Mayor criticises the present administration, a plan to appease him has tragic and hilarious consequences. Meanwhile, Mike and Ashley try to avoid their annoying new neighbours.
Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck, Michael Boatman, Connie Britton
15:30 THE NANNY Captioned Repeat PG
Canasta Masta
Mr Sheffield wants Brighton to play more sports, so Fran takes him to play baseball in Flushing.
Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis
16:00 THE NANNY Captioned Repeat PG
The Will
Mr Sheffield is preparing his will and wants to include Fran in it.
Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis
16:30 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Fire
George panics during a fire at his girlfriend's vows birthday party and bolts for an escape route, while Kramer's girlfriend has a heckling laugh that threatens to ruin Jerry's act at a comedy club. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Michael Richards.
17:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Hamptons
As Jerry, Elaine and Kramer head for a weekend at a beach house in the Hamptons, George makes the trip with his latest girlfriend. Jerry, Kramer and Elaine are more than a little surprised when Jane decides to go topless. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Michael Richards.
17:30 TOTAL WIPEOUT UK Repeat WS PG
The Final
Hosted by Top Gear's Richard Hammond, 20 contestants compete in the world famous, Wipeout course in an attempt to win £10,000. Contestants must score a top time in the qualifying round and overcome all obstacles to make it to the Wipeout Zone, where only one will emerge victorious. Amanda Byram interviews the contestants from the sidelines. 18:30 TOP GEAR Captioned Repeat WS PG Clarkson, Hammond and May attempt to find the perfect car for 17-year-olds, negotiating insurance companies, accident repairs and a very muddy music festival car park in the process. Guest stars Stephen Fry.
19:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG
Does This Smell Funny To You?
Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's hot young trophy wife.
Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language
20:00 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG
Santa's Village Of The Damned
Alan starts dating a Martha Stewart-like perfectionist who takes command of the house during the holidays.
Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language
20:30 JUMPER 2008 Captioned Repeat WS M
Jumper
The product of a broken home, Davey Rice is looking for a way to escape his abusive father, and finds it when he discovers he can teleport himself at will. However, Davey's newfound powers soon become a double-edged sword that attracts unwanted attention from the National Security Agency. Stars Hayden Christensen, Samuel L. Jackson, Diane Lane and Tom Hulce.
Starring: Samuel.L. Jackson, Hayden Christensen, Diane Lane, Tom Hulce
Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Some Coarse Language
22:30 ROCKY V 1990 WS M
Rocky V Reluctantly retired from boxing and back from riches to rags, Rocky takes on a new protege who betrays him; As the champ's son must adjust to his family's new life after bankruptcy.
Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Talia Shire, Burt Young, Burgess Meredith
Cons.Advice: Some Violence
00:30 TOTAL WIPEOUT UK Repeat WS PG
Hosted by Top Gear's Richard Hammond, 20 contestants compete in the world famous, Wipeout course in an attempt to win £10,000. Contestants must score a top time in the qualifying round and overcome all obstacles to make it to the Wipeout Zone, where only one will emerge victorious. Amanda Byram interviews the contestants from the sidelines.
01:30 TOTAL WIPEOUT UK Repeat WS PG
The Final
Hosted by Top Gear's Richard Hammond, 20 contestants compete in the world famous, Wipeout course in an attempt to win £10,000. Contestants must score a top time in the qualifying round and overcome all obstacles to make it to the Wipeout Zone, where only one will emerge victorious. Amanda Byram interviews the contestants from the sidelines.
02:20 THE CITY Repeat WS PG
Working Girls Whitney understand that it is not easy to work with Roxy, especially when she takes over at a shot and speaks her ideas without consulting with Kelly.
02:40 THE HILLS Repeat WS M
Can't Always Get What You Want
Heidi wants to get pregnant no matter what, but Spencer doesn't want to. Kristin and Jayde fight.
03:00 THE HILLS Repeat WS M
Mr. Right Now
Kirstin and Justin meet in Las Vegas while Spencer uncovers Heidi's dangerous plans of having a child.
03:30 THE HILLS Repeat WS M
The Boys Of Summer Spencer confronts Heidi, while Justin keeps fighting for Kirstin and Brody freaks out when Jayde wants to move in. 04:00 THE HILLS Repeat WS M
Don't Cry On Your Birthday
It's Lauren's birthday. Lo and Audrina throw a surprise party for her where Heidi makes a surprise visit.
Cons.Advice: Some Violence
04:30 THE HILLS Repeat WS M
Everything Happens For A Reason
In the aftermath of Lauren's birthday, Spencer calls Brody and Heidi goes to see her mother.
05:00 BRATZ Repeat WS PG
Camp Starshine (Part 1) The Bratz head off to an elite performing arts camp, looking forward to a fun, kickback summer with their BFFs. But soon it is clear that this is no kick-back camp.
05:30 TAMAGOTCHI Repeat G
The Big Race on Tama Street - Who is the True Champion?
Follows the lives of Mametchi and his friends as they progress through each day in TamaTown.