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~E ENT THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 18. 2004 ISSUE 12 VOLUME 99 DR. DEIDRE COMBS LECTURE ner Balance Found Through Conflict Resolution

JESS1E SOUKUP defined as anv time two or more things dis­ agree. The only solution, sa1·s Combs, is to find some me.ms of coexisting peacefully. Monda1, Dr. De1drl' Comb>, author To achieve success, she listed four stages \\a of Conflict," dearly anal}Zed required for acceptance The q·cle begins r univer,.11 toob used to transform with di,ruption, where the ne\\ informa­ onsh1p, \\Ith her kcturl' "Gifts For tion 1s introduced. Then chao> occurs, lCml<'. where p.mic results, along with a potential nsortd b' the M~L Leadership >Late of depression, and feeling as if life is e, \S\ISL, .111d ,\1SL.: Per,onnel over. Following chaos, creati,·ity can shine roll '.'.t•rvke>, thi> lecture dealt with through, allowing adaptation and criti­ ,,on,epttom of llrnfl1cb, and intro­ ,al thinking .1bout means of prevention. ne11 \\,n-, of rdorming ourselves to r inally, stabilitv is reached, and the conflict :Jrk "1th people ''ho ,hare different has been resolved. Cltimately, br nl.lking alitie,, it through the chaos mbs ha, a BA phase, growing and

11 acceptance can bloom Respect is the willing­ while we realize we're ness to look again. 11 our own worst ene­ mies. -Dr. Deidre Combs By practicing self-knowledge and identifying our weak­ nesses and strengths, s from Naropa, the University of we can learn to problem solve effectively n Spirituality. and realize that evervone has faults, Combs elve years ago. Dr. Combs worked said. Combs found brain research incred­ t Computers in the health care divi­ ibly helpful in her conflict-analyzing pro­ eating a svstem for electronic medi­ cesses and while writing her book. All rds. Because this was a controver­ brains go through fight-flight scenarios, urity issue, Combs was constantly relationship/pain mode, creative mode, ith conflict. At first she did not quite and compassionate mode. She also added O\\ to respond. an interesting tidbit of information that began to learn that conflict is noth­ it takes 20 minutes to calm down before _. photo by Nikki Romero fear, and the best way to go about another brain mode takes over, and we can Dr. Deidre Combs signs copies ofher book, "The Way ofConflict," in the MSU Bookstore. s 1s to listen to e''eryone, stating generally identify which mode our brains Dr. Combs'philosophy helps people deal with chaos in their lives. 1 need opponents to grow and learn. are m. on, she realized the importance ~en "We fight best when we're centered," what our opponents have to ay, whether up the fact that armies won't send troops iflict resolution in everyday tasks, and she stated, describing the comparison with we agree or disagree, we are letting them that haven't eaten into battle, just as we Ito write her widely successful book martial arts and looking the enemy in the help us become better people. should prepare ourselves before a "fight." cross-cultural dispute resolution eye after a fight to show respect and the Combs mentioned the importance of Vv'hen discussing how everyone exhibits lljues. influence they have had. "Respect is the self-care, including the necessity of sleep, 1cording to Combs, conflict can be willingness to look again." By honoring food, water, and perhaps time. She brought SEE COMBS PAGE 2 ountains and Minds'' Motto Put Out To Pasture SARAH MICHA LIES

untains. SU.. . a home away from for student>, nestled in the ta ins ofsouthwest Montana, students can further their ions and make life-long des. :-.tSU 1s a relativelv institution for the state of na, but not so larg~ as to e cozy atmosphere. About rs ago at a summer session -hure 11as created with the e "l\!ountains and Minds," _. photo by Nikki Romero Ithou gh II ''as never offi­ The Bridger mountains are one offaur mountain ranges surrounding the Gallatin Valley. ivJSU'f proximity to the mountains will 110 longer adopted, \t:::,t., began to u ·e play a prominent role when marketing the university. tify and define who we arc and phy, etc. The tagline is just one of !er.html. company to make sure the poten­ ow.:ver, not wanting to be 1\hat we stand for and ho11 we the elements." "The process includes asking llal taglines integrate \\ ith the T ki10\1 n as a "ski school" can best communicate that," said Although details were not for web submissions, facilitat­ logo design," said Kipfer. d ofbemg knm,n for it> edu- Julie Kipfer, l\ISU's director of released regarding the possible ing brainstorming sessions with Students are e1Kour<1ged to 1, :0.lSL' has taken the initia­ marketmg. ''MSU has decided to choices for the new tagline, 1t is fatuity, staff and ~tudents, t vear \!SU went through story. This process incorporates a timeline of progress students taglincs have been tested in front which puts forth the following nm uni\;ation> audit and an several elements of creative devel­ can go to the website http://www. of a variety of groups. ow we I 1.tl branding process to iden- opment: Logo, tagline, photogra- montana.edu/ur/docs/brandlet- are working with o ur logo design SEE Morro PAGE 3 2 THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 18, 2004 NEWS Combs: Opposites Can Work Together personality type, which would be hov1 a solution can be reached CONTINUED FROM PAGE 1 C -AMl'USl COIRNE 1a outrage, one wouJd comfort the even when such opposites are different external characteristics upset friend, reducing the risk of present. and traits, Combs pointed out conflict. Her self-analyzing steps left Mortar Board that we all have the same need An interesting cenario she a relatable impression upon her MSU Mortar Board Senior Honor Society' annual CAP Campaig for balance and health, as well as played out for the audience con­ audience, and created a desire to is Nov. 15-19. To find out "\Vhat's with the CAP" and how you ca varying traits of every personality sisted of four volunteers repre­ read "The \Vay of Conflict." To apply for the oldest and most prestigious honor society on campu type inside of us. She analyzed an senting each personality inside of contact Dr. Combs, call 406-522- just ask members wearing the yellow Mortar Board shirts this wee example where an upset friend all of us. They were labeled earth, 8829. Contact the Leadership or visit www.montana.edu/mortarboard for more information. complains about losing his/her water, fire, and air, and in an Institute on ways to hear her pre­ job. By responding in the same elemental approach, were shown sentations. Computer Recycling The Gallatin Local Water Quality District is sponsoring a fre Homeless in Bozeman: "Bound By Freedom" computer recycling collection event on Nov. 20 from 8 a.m. to p.m. at the Gallatin County Fairgrounds, Building .:;3. Computer Part Two of a Three Part Series and computer-related equipment should not be dispo ed of in our landfills. They contain metals and other hazardous material RANDI HtRSCH far south as Arizona. forms of identification. It can take that can harm humans and our water resources. Bring any bran EXPONENT WRITER "Montana does not have a six months to get the right iden­ computer, monitor, keyboard, mouse, and/or computer-periph· big population - other places tification documents from the ery equipment. Other electronics will not be accepted. For mor Everyone can speculate as to have a big popuJation. lt's wide state, and by this time many pro­ information call 582-3145. what it would be like to be home­ open and peaceful," said Mike. spective employers have already les ; people could have a romantic "I just like to travel and like the found someone else. Also, home­ Horse Show view of the homeless living their mountains." Although he tried less people cannot stay in one Teams from eight colleges and universities will compete Nov. 20 lives free of "the system" or may life in Texas and Arizona, for the place waiting for the documents and 21 in a horse show hosted by the Montana State University see the homeless simply as bums last three years Mike has lived in to come - most shelters have a Horseman's Club and Equestrian Team. The event is free and open with substance abuse problems Montana, which has posed some two-week to one-month habita­ to the public and will run from 9 a.m. to approximately 5 p.m. who are unable to get and keep interesting problems not found in tion limit. both days at MSU's Miller Stock Pavilion. This is an Intercollegiate a job. The real other areas. "A soup kitchen, showers, Horse Show Association event where competitors draw for the· truth is that "I was face and telephones" were resources horses they ride. For more information contact Jame Stewart at , each homeless "Problems with homeless­ to face with Mike wouJd like to see Bozeman 585-0014 or [email protected]. person is out on ness relate to the whole a bear, and have, and "just a place to go to get the streets, high­ society in which it is that was too hooked up for work." ways, or railcars embedded. We need to much for me," Another visitor to HIS Soup for a different be more accepting of the explained l\.like Van, who could lecture as well reason. people as people and not about aban- as an) of the professors at MSU, Bozeman, just objects." doning one did not want to romanticize the higher with its 30 - Anonymous soup von patron of his camps. homeless life. below zero This camp, Jes "If people don't have much temperature than 10 miles to hold onto, sometimes they MCAT·score spells and piles of snow, does outside of Bozeman, was trashed hold onto little toys and for the not seem like the best place for a more than once by a bear. Mike's homeless, sometimes it is drug homeless person to live. Florida camp includes a tent, sleeping or alcohol," said thi man, who guaranteed or California's eternally warm bag, and propane heater; this is wished to remain anonymou . weather seems like it would make all the protection he has against "Each person will ha\'e to grow or your money back.. those states a much better choice. Bozeman's winters. spiritually and individualistically. Still, the homeless are drawn to One opinion regarding home­ It is not as easy as just 'go find a Enroll in our proven MCAT course and take advantage i\lontana for the same reasons less people is that they hould just job.' Problems with homeless­ of the time you have over the holiday breaks! other people are: the beautiful get a job, but in reality,simplyget­ nes relate to the whole society in Discounted MCAT Course starting NOW for Montana scenery and open spaces. /\like, tinga job is not easy. Employment which it is embedded. We need to State University Students! a regular visitor to HIS Soup Van, requires having a phone and be more accepting of the people run by Paul Thomas, can count address for employers to contact as people and not just objects." Class Code: MCSE5101 six homeless people who make prospective workers, which makes A solution for the homeless Montana their home all year. for an interesting paradox: the problem in Bozeman may not end World Leader In Test Prep "1 used to hitchhike, but it homeless cannot get job because with a shelter, but it may be a step •i.1CA.frso'911!~tr~ ottne~ot~ "'llO<(AI Coueet• and Admissions was hard to get a ride and l would they do not have an address, and in the right direction. - ~ Anend all required classes or make-up sessions. get hassled by the cops. l couldn't do not have an address because For more informntion, complete all scheduled tests. and do your home.... ork. afford a bus ticket, so l jumped ' If your score doesn't improve on test dCJ) horn your they cannot get a job. Montana Forns is doing n two-part Kaplan d1agnosttc or a pnor offlc1al test score, 'OU 1 on a rail car," said !\like, who used can choose to repeat our program for free Of" get a Another problem is getting series 011 the Homeless begin11ing full refund of your tuition To be e11g1ble for this offer. you must be enrolled 1n Kaptan·s full classroom, •:Ua! JI• to ride the rails throughout the the necessary documents for ov. 18 on PBS nt 7 p.m. tutonng. or onhne courses In addition. you must 1-800-KAP-TEST J western United States. Later, he employment: a social security l)(esem an official copy of your score report aM ext week: Political views on submit your course matenals .,...•thin 90 days kaptest.com/ premed t biked through the west, getting as card, birth certificate, or other homelessness in Bozeman.

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Confidential Smoking Cessation Counseling Hours of Operation: available at MSU's Counseling & Psychological Mon-Thurs: 7am-9pm Services for all students. Friday: 7am-7pm For an appointment, Sat & Sun: 8am-4:30pm call Rick Winking at 994-4531 NEWS THURSDAY. NOVEMBER 18. 2004 3 otto: Changing MSU's Image "\ \ e art also in the proce s of 1Z1ng in branding, identit), and de,doping a ne\\ logo. \\e ha,·e visual communications, includ­ NOVEMBER 8-14, 2004 \m 'tatemcn t: contracted with Esser Design of ing print, web, inter.tctiw, ,ind ~l<., U 1, migr,lllllg to\\ard Phoenix to a~'ist in that proce''· multimedia apphc.,Jt1ons. The ·A female student reported that male was smoking marijuana. He ' im.titutional l.ommunica­ Since the taglrne will be most likely firm has extensive experience her ex-boyfriend is stalking her. was cited for possession of t'an­ 'trateg' L.1lled integrated be used with the logo, we want to with rnstitutional identity, and He wa~ contacted and advised gerous drugs and paraphernalia. ·et111g. The main goal of this make sure they harmonize. Soon completed a major graphic that he was to have no contact •Eight individuals were cited and tr,llegy i' to convq a con­ we wt.II see some of the initial logo design project for Arizona State with the' ictim. released for minor in possession t set of mosages about the designs might look like, so we will University. ·A female student reported that during the football game. uuon to ih many audit•nces further evaluatL the tagline options "We plan to coordinate she was receiving unwanted e­ ·Three individuals were cited for a' prospecti\ e .rnd current at that point," s.ud Kipfer. the tagline development with mail from a male student. obstructing a peace officer after 'nb, alumni, donor,, boost­ faser was selected after put­ Esser Design\ logo process. •An employee reported that an giving false information at the acuity, 'taff and lawmakers. trng forth a limited solicitation We want the tagline to reflect intoxicated male was disrupting a football game. n ,ulcessful. integrated mar­ proposal based on the state RFP our universitv\ strengths of inte­ magic show. ·Officers responded to a report of g uses one voice to expres' guideline>. Eight firms submit­ grating teaching and research. It ·An officer responded to a report an intoxicated male who had cut uninrsit} \ core values and ted written proposab, and four should be memorable and dif­ of a male who had cut his thumb his hand and was bleeding. The eate top-of-mind ,1wareness were interviewed. faser Design ferentiate us from other univer­ on a saw in Cheever Hall. male became disruptive when ng potenti.11 user~." ts a full-sernce agency special- sities," said Kipfer. ·An officer responded to a report officers tried to provide medical of two males throwrng eggs at vehi­ attention. He was arrested for dis­ cles in the Lewis and Clark Lot. orderly conduct. ·An officer observed a male with •Officers responded to reports of a an open container of beer on male and a female suffering from "SAVE 25°/o -600/o South l l th Avenue. A male stu­ alcohol poi~oning m South Hedges. dent was cited for minor in poses­ ·An officer responded to a bur­ sion and released. glaq alarm at a computer lab ·An employee reported that a in Reid Hall Two lab assistants ON OUTERWEAR FISCHER glass door had been broken in advised the officer that they had BIG STIX Culbertson Hail. encountered a male who had been AND TELE GEAR!'' 750 SKI •An officer observed three male attempting to steal a computer. Regular students in a vehicle in the South •An officer stopped the driver of a -Rachel, closeout specialist $579.00 12th Street Lot who appeared to vehicle for driving without head­ Closeout be smoking marijuana. They were lights on Kagy Boulevard. There $239.00 cited for possession of dangerous were fo ur yo ung children in the drugs and paraphernalia. vehicle at the time. A female sus­ ·An officer stopped the driver of a pect was arrested for driving under vehicle for speeding in the Antelope the influence and endangering Lot. A male suspect was cited for the welfare of childreii and trans­ MOUNTAIN HARDWARE minor in pose sion and released. ported to the detention center. ILLUSION JACKET b ·An officer checked the welfare ·Two hit-and-run accidents were Regular $210.00 of a male student sitting m a reported. Closeout $146.95 1·ehicle on West Garfield Street. •Two citations for driving under Investigation revealed that the the 1110uence were issued. $450 Group Fundraiser Scheduling Building 4 hour of your group's time PLUS our free (yes, free) fundraising solutions EQUALS$ L,000 - $2,000 in earnings for your group. Call Toda~ for a $450 bonus when you schedule your non-sales fundraiscr with Campus Fundraiser. Contact us at (888) 923-3238 or MOUNTAIN HARDWAREr visit W\Hv.campusfundraiser.com RECONPANTS Regular $199.95 Closeout $139.95 Look Smart. Be Smart. GARMONT SYNER-G~ TELE BOOTS It's Interview Time. Regular $499.00 Closeout $329.00

L AMS CLOTH IE FOR GREAT DEALS CHECK THE BARN 522-9800 SOMETHl G FOR EVERYONE! 118 East Main, Bozeman 5 5-2090 • 3 Ro,1 land Road (behind lumberland Furniture) w\1 \I northernlight trading.com M-F: 9-6 ¥Sat: 10-5 4 THURSDAY. N OVEMBER 18. 2004 NEWS Annual Event Benefits Children's Charit then ..:holhe ,1 d.1) ,md time to outfits, 11hik teams lrom bt EMILY KUIPERS bowl out of four days with four nt's>es .1nd .:orporat101i- dre E:. XPONE.NT WRITf R tune 'lob e.1Lh. up 111 ma1d1111g I-shirts twm tJ:: Country Lrnes .111d The Bo11 I \\'h1k howling this '\owmber, organ1z.it1011'. 11·ere filled "llh the sound of the te.1111' .:nioyed a number of During one 'inglc 't:"l\lll, BRYAN KELLY l.lllghter ,111d excitement S.llurd.11 perk,, :\ l,1Lkcnzic Rl\ er Pizz.t fundr.1iser r.1ist:d O\Cr ..,4,000 d t X R and "unda1· as Big Brother' Big don,lted .rn endless supph· ot l.1rs in don.ll11n1s. Bes1dL'' help Sister,' annu.11 "Htll~l For Kid's free pizza to all the bowkr,. Frce the childr.:n ot C.1ll,Hm C\1u1 ,\ ',1r1..::t1 of prt.::,sing issuc' promptcd 'e11,1tors lo mecl 1,1,l <;.1ke took ol'a tht' bo11 ling akoholiL bL'\ .:r.1ges '' crL' ,11 ailablc "Bo\\T !'or 1-..id's Sakc prm 11 rhur,d.I} de,pitc thc \ 'L'tcr.111\ Da} I Iolida1. ,11lt1 '· to th,1se ewer 21. while free Coke hours of fun tor tht' h\l11·l l·ollowmg ,1 hrid n:ncw of thc minutes from th..:: prcnou' t\\O fhe fundr.1iser has b.:cn tak­ products ,,ltlsfied thost not ol teams. drink111g .1gi:. lklb donated meet;ng,, Prcs1dent Hlake Rasmus,en requested .1 sen.1te ,·oluntecr mg pl.Ile m Call,1t111 Count1 for Flit:' "It ""'' .1 tix the om• remaining un11·as1t\· commlltee .1ppnintment, a posi­ mor.: th.in 20 1·e.irs a(cord111g to a \'aril't) of cookies. Lile' Belle, Runnion, \\ho b,i\\'lcd 11ith \! tion reqlllred of all senators wherein the)' lake on .i 'upen 1son Big Brothers Big Sisters web slle, also started ,1 "Cookies for Kid's \lpha l~1mbd.1 Delt.1 1101 role of .1 spt.::Lificd t111iYersit1· rnmmttlec out>ide of the \S;\!SL '>en. WI\'' .bighrotherss1s ters. org. Sake" promotion, '' llh sales "OL!ell \ te.un. .\nnie Springer ,·oluntccred. Big Brothers Big Sisters is a gomg to Big Broth..:r, Big , 1sters Team Lapt.1in · I he l'nivcrsit1' ''ant ; student represcntauon on C\'Crl'­ n.1tion.1l org.111i1at10n dedic.ited Participants were also g1,·.:n "Bo11 I .1gr.:ed. "It \\as J gr.:at t1m~ thing," s.1id R.1smussen, 111 refercnLe to the role of the ,,mous to ht'lping childr.:n reach their For Kid\ <;ake" t-shirl\ and \\,Iler ,1 good ..:.1usc," 'he ,,1id, prou lJni1·crsit1 l ommittees. potl?nt1.1l through professionall) bottks. shm,ing off the bowlmg 1ro1 ~e\.t, tht· '>cnate re\ ie11ed a re1 ised LOpl' of ,1 resolution th.it had supported om·-to-onc relation­ Bl.1ck lights .md upbe.ll music sh.: won for getting the first st1 failed to pa" two wecks prior, due to concerns o,·a .1 possiblc prec­ ships with aduli-. .Kcomp.m1ed the bowling, and of the gam.:. edent 'd b1 a simil,11 resolution p.1sscd one wel?k later. 'ipec1ficallv, \child is 111di1iduallymatLht'd throughout e,llh bowlmg session Partiup.mts also got that resolution gr.mteJ thL ASl\l<;L Business i'.lanagcr .1 one t1111e up with ,111 adult mentor 11 ho ads numerous ..:onte,ts g.11 e bowl­ ch.in.:e to meet "ith m.1m ot stipend inac,1se. Thc rc:s,llunon at h.md proposed a one-time 'ti­ as ,1 friend and 'upporter for the ers the ~han..:c to 11 lll troph1e,. tirganiz,ltion s 1oluntecrs, • pend l11lre.1,l? for emplovecs of thc \~i'.ISL! CotKLTt Committee. l hild. The natwn.11 orga111zat1on These ~ont.:sts indudcd getting mg firsth,rnd the 11np.1ct h.1\ ir Current LOncL'rt emploYi:es earn .1 ,1gn1fiL,mth ,m,1ller stipend th.111 has hdped 225,000 children and a strike \\hilc bowlmg b.Kk11ard "Big," as the 1 nlunteers ,1r~ c,il in pre1·ious wars be..:.wse the1 \\ere .1c(idt'nt.illy hired under wnrk­ h.is sl?t a goal of helping 1 million between your lcgs, best team has on a child\ life. stud1 gui-e \c..:ordingh, th<: Senatt' re1 iscd tht' resolutions wording Lhildren b1 20 I 0. 'pirit, :rnd trl\ 1a quc,tions about For more mformation o n to rdlect thi,, '' ht'rem thL .11lottcd monc' 11·ould bt t•sed to "o!het \..:rnrding to Big Broth.:rs Big Big Brother' Big '>btLrs. Brother' Big ~1sters, Yi,it the 01 p.1rt ot ,1 missmg stipend" and bring thl stipends near.:1 to thei1 '>1s c ·sot Gallatin Count1, "Bm1l SomL' le.mi> drLssl'd up in niz.ltion\ \\t:b,it.: or LJll then former .1 mount. hn Kid's .1ke rai,cd over $95,000 tht:mc co,tumes, such ,1s '/Os J1s..:o 587-121 b. Some 'en.Hors worried th.It spending additi\1n,1l monc1 during for th.: k.1ds, 588,000 of 11 hi ch '' .i­ this period ol tight budget- ".1s im:,ponsible, "herc.is others felt from the indi' idual contributio1i­ N O JOB TOO that rem.:d1 ing stipend b,ue' for AS\ !SL' empkm:es 1,a, of highcr m.idc to howlers. The remamdcr LARGE priorit1. \fter mu..:h discu,s1on, the resolution passrd, 13--1-0. "as from sponsorships and other OR T O O S M A LL :\!so on the .1gend.1 11,1s anothcr resolution co sponsored br ewnh held in conjunction with • Precision T une -Ups Sem. Daniel Czech and \lichelle Pa"more. The resolutions prunarr "Bowl for Kid's S.1kL." Randy Wild, o ·w11e1 • R easonable Cost proposal would p\htponc stipend re11c11 ..:on..:erns, such as the pre- The Gallaun Countv bran(h • Inte lligent R e pair Mon - Fri 8 AM - 5:30 Pr. 1·iou' resolution, until the .:nd of the year. Howe1·er, there were con­ of Big Brothers Big Sisters st,1tes • Brake Servic e 1401 East Main cerm OIW the 11·ording of the document, and consequently, C7ech that roung people matched with ..\pt..~c iali-:;i11g in all t_\/}t.'' oj /orcign ~\: tlt J1llC\'f1C auto c.( & H'r\·i< ·c. pulled Im n.1ml? from the resolution, efkctivel1 k.illmg it before it .i Big Brother or Big Sister for ,1 truck repair. part.\ went to .1 'ok. vear .ire le ·s likely to skip school, Durmg the Senate reporb that followed, Sen. R1 an Bergstrom less lik.:h to begin usmg drugs or ga\'e a progress report on the Lummous Portal l'ro1ect at il.lSL', and alcohol, less likely to use ' 'iolence, n::mindt•d sen.Hors that student input is needed. \111· studi:nt mter­ more confident 111 themsel\'es and ested in participating 11 ith the Port.ii Projed planning should con­ th.:1r school performance, ,111d tact Bergstrom at [email protected]. show 1mprowd relationships with Later, <;en.Hor Berg,trom spoke about the SL'B renm allon meet­ their peers and families. ing from 9 .1.111. to 12 p.m. on :No\. 12. tl1otintt'd b) concerns 01w "Bo1,·l For Kid's Sake" takes a lack of tudent particip,ltion, the ''mate 1·ot.:d on ,1 mandate, to place over two weekends in be presented at the rem)l,llion meeting, requiring the UniYersll) to :\m·ember each ye,1r. Teams of schedulc a student-input meeting during a more "student-friendly" fiw indi,·iduals get others to time. Scn,llor' agreed to rl?quest a ml?etmg on Dec. I to coincide with fin.rnciall) sponso1 them, either the "Town Council" form.it Senate meeting to be held that da\.. with .1 flat rate donation or a Thal meelmg I\ ill begm at 6 p.m. and will be held in SL'B donation per pin knocked 01·er Ballroom o\. \'ariou' .\S'.\ISU committee he.ids, the L niwrsit1 11h1k bowling. Planning Committee, and the ,\Si'-1SL Senati: ''ill be on hand t~ Each bowler must haw a field questions from the audience. It is the la~.t '>Cnate meeting or minimum of · 100 111 donat10ns the semester, and general publi( attendance is strong!) encour­ in order to bowl. All don,llions aged. Look for campus-wide e- m,1il announcements in the com­ go to supporting Big Brothers ing weeks. Big 1sters' ..:au,c. 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Be Responsible for Your Own Actions

~ LINCOLN ERICKSON EXPONENT WRITER

There has been a disturb­ ing trend in our society for some time now. Americans are becom­ ing less and less responsible for their own actions. What l mean is that rarely anymore are we being held accountable for all the stupid things we do. Some institutions that you should be familiar with are things like welfare, Social Security, Medicare, religion and a host of others. While it can be argued that these institutions actually help people out, in my opinion what they are really doing is tak­ ing away the consequences of stupid behavior and rewarding those who make poor decisions. Of course there are those situ­ ations where something happens to a person that is completely out of their control. In those very PILL PO PPIN' rare cases, things like.welfare and CHEMICAL CURES FOR NATURAL PROBLEMS BECOMING DANGEROUSLY COMMON social security do have a place of helping those individuals get back on their feet...... TODD VAN DER ARK However, those cases are so EXPONENT WRITER very rare compared to the num­ ber of people we actually see tak­ Eh Lill) and Company are dedicated to lhe enhancement Ten days passed and Forsythe seemed to be on the mend. His ing advantage of those programs. and elongation of life through medicine. This includes fluoxetine family even agreed that he was better and scheduled a boat trip Religion is another popular way hydrochloride (Prozac), a Selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitor for the next day. The next morning Bill Jr., Forsythe's son, went to for people to absolve themselves (SSRI) used for battling depression - a now overwhelming prob­ Forsythe's home and found his mother and father lying dead in of wrongdoing. What I am going lem in our modern world. a pool of blood. Forsythe had taken a serrated knife and stabbed to focus on is something that Lilly and Company, despite the trials and tribulations mark­ his wife fifteen times, then, fixing the knife to a chair, impaled shouts loud and clear the idea ing their battle to keep America happy, have always come out on himself. This was after eleven days on Prozac. that people are not responsible for top. Their troubles are not over, though. A recent study released in The family, of course, agreed that this was extremely out of their actions. And that is obe ity. the journal "Science" has shown that minute fluoxetine injections character for Forsythe. His depression did not allow for this sort Currently, 60 percent of in infant mice cause brain depression in adulthood. Mice receiv- of brutality. Depressed people, to be fair, are prone to actions adults in America are overweight 1 ing Prozac took longer to enter an illuminated area for food, took unbecoming or uncharacteristic of their usual disposition, but and about 30 percent are obese. longer to flee from a chamber delivering intermittent electric Forsythe's actions were those of dementia - a dementia never And what has America done shocks, and explored less when placed in a maze. This despon­ before alluded to by his personality. about this problem? We have dency is problematic especially because the drug is supposed to His actions, though, are less enigmatic when one considers a written a host of books blaming squelch inhibition and promote ambition, causing the patient to symptom exclusive to SSRls and drugs acutely affecting the cen­ everything except Lhe very peo­ lead a healthier, happier, more fulfilled life. tral nervous system. Akathisia is generally a feeling of inner rest­ ple who are eating themselves Another troubling report is that of William Forsythe in 1990. lessness and, more objectively, an urge to move. Rocking while fat. And our scientific institute i Forsythe had recently moved to Hawaii and started to feel unset­ standing or sitting is very common. There have been cases in searching for the gene that makes tled , a common feeling after a move. After three years of ups and the 1990s, though, that report subjects feeling neai:ly ,.i.uvip ible, people fat. All of this has made downs, a local psychiatrist prescribed Prozac to him. After one desiring to throw themselves in front of movi91vehicles dl. those overweight Americans feel da\ Fors\"the felt "better than well." He experienced a high rare to cliffs and buildings. These feelings can aug ;m like it is not their fault that they him m the prenous three years. However, the next day he felt hor­ like Forsythe's, to suicidal or homicidal tend are so overweight. rible. For the fir~t time he put himself under hospital care. Perhaps the most troubling bit of evidence a This would not be such a big

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lVerage Citizens Have Sacrificed Nothing in Iraqi War

TYLER CEGLER 1, 182 Soldiers Have Sacrificed Their Lives to Keep America Safe remembers giving and sacrific­ ing. It may have been the most While its Citizens Sit at Home, Sacrificing Nothing for the War Effort obvious way, such as a life or time Sittmg in a political science fighting, but domestically, sacri­ .s lasr week, the issue of Iraq war began m 1'1arch 2003, 1,182 Civil War, WWI, and WWII, the war or the manner in which fices were also made. Women left 1 • brought up. lmagme that. U.S. soldiers have lost their lives. American citizens did everything it has been fought. Semantics and home to join the workforce to we1·er, what was unusual about Everyone in the class seemed to in their power to promote the poll nit-picking aside, all of these make the weaponry needed. Many conversation was that 1t wasn't know someone who either is or success of their troops and ulti­ things arc true. There is no ques­ couples po~tponed marriages, •>Ut whether the war ,,·as right was in lraq. ! have two friends and mately the war. tion of this not being a long-term some of which never occurred. wrong or whether the Bush a cousin who fought. There seemed This war does appear to have conflict. I.Ne are quickly approach­ Citizens bought war bonds, ,111d nimstration hed about weap­ to be a consensus among my class­ the support of the American peo­ ing the two-year mark, and even donated extra aluminum and tin ' of mass destruction or not mates that those men and women ple. President Bush was re-elected the most optimistic seem to think for the production of bullets ,md 11a,n't e1·en about 1f we would made the ultimate sacrifice. to a second term. Congress we will have troops stationed in helmets. Tm.:es were raised to sup­ lade neighboring Iran, Svria, or In all of America's successful, approved the use of force, and Iraq for at least another five years. port the war. Sugar, ga oline, elec­ other ;\1 iddle Fas tern coun­ long-term wars, 1t has not been continues to monetarily sup­ That is a greater length of tin1e tricity, and other foodstuff, were lnstt>ad, the topic of discus­ only the soldiers and their families port it. There has yet to be a than the U.S. spent fighting \.V\'\'l rationed or given up altogether. n w.lS sJLrifi(e. who sacnficed to protect Americ<\ time when: the n11or;tv of the and \'\'\Vil combined. Since the h .14i fiberation - dt in the Rt:: nlutionary \\'.1r, \mcrican peop t u1

gasoline lult>.. Starting toda\, I ,1m ini­ long run. The monetary dona­ you arc fat, it's not rour l~mlt'' and ha\'l' one time dropped some tiating a self-imposed t,1x of one tion is not the po111t. The point is then promptly send them off to extra change into a jar for a dolJ,lr per gallon of gasoline on I am go111g to make a sacrifice. ha\'c a coronan bn1ass surgery wounded soldier, or dropped all purchases I make until the .\la,·be it isn't a great enough that could haYe been an1idcd had some toiletries in a collection bin [,1st soldier is brought back from sacnfice. \!,n·be it is ,,o much that person just exercised a little. for the soldier>.\\ hen 1 did those Ir,1q. l Jm going to walk the ''.ilk, that I am going to be li,·ing off of And that, my friends, is the things, I did not do so wllh the not just talk the talk. boxed macaroni .ind cheese for kc\ to this whole problem. Instead intention of 111.lking a sacrifice. I l\o doubt many of you are the rest of nw life. The point is of shifting the blame <1" ay from did it bec,1use it was convenient, skeptical, smirkmg, or e,·en the ,,alnficc. those 1--110 dcsen·c it, and thus or perhaps just because [ didn't downright irritated. Aftt•r all, You don't have to show promolmg the bcha,·ior, ,,.e need want that exlr.i change jingling what proof do rou ha\'c that I'll sacrifice for the war, but show to tell these people that it is their in my pocket. lin• up to this? I think tJ1c idea of emp.ithy \\'ith those fighting it. fault that the\ arc fat ,md then we The professor then asked a self-inflicted guilt \\ill keep me ,\ctions speak louder than words. need to tell them ho\\ the\ G111 get rhetorical question. \\ould we to m} prombc. \\'here ,,·ill my Turn n1ur words into action, and more he.11th\ and less 0\ crweight bc willing to pa1· a $1-per-gallon self-imposed t.1x go? I don't know make your action s,1crificial. at the same time. \\'hat 1s this miracle cure, \'OU ask? It is called cxcrc1se - something that hardh· am-bod\· gets enough of. In fao, iogg111g for just ,1 h.ilf mile a da). whid1 should take eYeryone but the l.1rgest person under ten min­ utes, ~an cut \'Our weight quick!) ,111d make \'OU more health)" 111 the process. ;>,jy girlfriend lost about 15 pounds in about a month b~ run­ ning IO minutes a d,n-- >he hasn't put the \\·eight back on because that cwrci>c .1Ltu,1lh" made he1 bod) healthier ,is wcll. This 1> soml'lhing th,lt everyone Lan accomplish. rhink about it; if e\ errnne took ten minutes a d,n, li,·c dar' a week out of their li\'l'~ and cxe,r­ cised, \\e \rnuld h,1\'e a fit he,1lthy socil't)', 'u our health care costs \\tHtld go down, saYing eH·rybody money, and when summer rolls .iround, it would be much more plc,1sing on the eve - for both men and women.

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•nt Q \ irtt~ I ' Y•• T• D I B OPINIONS THURSDAY, N OVEMBER 18, 2004 7 Old Liberal Whining Still Around Pills: Side Effects Dangerous and Often Unknown TIM ADAMS than two decades ago. our enemies Bush can't talk purdy, and so with could recognize the difference between a MBA from Harvard, he is still labeled CONTINUED FROM PAGE 5 Democratic and Republican foreign "dumb" and "stupid." Reporters have is what Lilly and Company already knew. It's not that I would like to take most of you on pol1C1. spent months on his SAT scores before they arc ignorant. A memo dated October 2, 1990, p back in time. The year is 1989 and I\lonths later, Reagan made the they would ever dare im·estigate tens of states, "The question is what to do with the 'big' num­ t of you reading this have either defeat of communism a top priority billions stolen by the UN and Saddam bers on suicidality. If the report numbers arc shown laid a big bomb in your pampers or and angered many appeasement lib­ in Oil-for-Food scandals. You can even next to those for nausea, they seem small." Also, a buw e.lling p.1stc or :.ticking cra>­ erals when he referred to the Soviet buy calendars and merchandise mak­ drafted but abandoned precautionary package insert up your nose. Little did you know Empire as the "Evil Empire" and pre­ ing such bold, thoughtful political admits, "l\lania and psychosis mav be precipitated in when the doctor I\ as preaching to dicted it would end up on the "ash obsen ations as to how dumb George susceptible patients by antidepressant therapy." r parent' that another quarter inch heap of history." Top Democrats like Bush 1s. Yet, Lill/ and Company are no longer inhib­ the Cra}ola would hal'e ~.1used Tip O':'\eil .rnd the rest balked at his Howe1·er long liberals try to use the ited by these mesw warnings. As of Sept. 21, 1991, · n damage, one of the most impor­ brash treatment, saying he was trying same d11·ersions and rhetoric to pass a study rejected by the New England Journal of t mom~nh in hbt actual political discourse, the argu­ .\ledicine was released. It was rejected bctause it ,·a• amund the \\orld. nm ho1·, from his acting dsing those that had to be dropped The end of the wal \\";I' both ,1 and not diplom 11ic l.mguage to deal to fh· plane' into our buildings, can't from experimentation due to suicidal yearnings. But bol ,1f th..- ~nd of the Cold \\',tr "nh Rw,.,1.J. call them "evil," and, if any dare, they study was rele<1sed in a different English JOurnal th,Jt a t t t tor the .1Lhie1 cmt•nt of :\'01\ Prc,idcnt Bush labels ~oun­ arc just dumb. Yet someholl', one senile wa, apparenth sufficient for L.S. courts, despite the dom 111 man) former commu- tric ... su~h as Iran anJ Iraq the "\xis of president ended the Cold War and the study's apparent cm·er-ups. as well ,is the un.:on:ring n,Hions worldw 1d . \merka had E1 ii" .111d is predkt,1bly riJicukd b1· the other dumb president has prcwntcd of the Lill)' paper' ( intluding the aforementioned lh pre1 ,uled 111 a battk of idcolog} ,,111w roll The issue' of securit) .111d terror­ sUicide and homiLidc, it is a wonder that the drug's ary of tht fall of the Balin \\'all sud1 a, "c1·il," we are told, onlY cmbold­ ism were brought front and center to popularity has not waned. Depressmn and SSRI m.my rea,011'. It is hard for us to e11' the terron .. ts. I !is Texas background Bush within eight months of taking prescription has grown incred1bh common, yet the gtne a time in Amentan society is mocked because reporters have to office, and he faced it head-on. Eight dangers of the drug have gone from overlooked to te like the Cold \\'ar. \\'e have had stay at >eed) hotels near the Crawford months after spending his entire eight ignored. Other risks mclude decreased libido, orgasm blessing of not having to wake up ranch. years in office fighting the scourge of difficult1» contribution to attention deficit, and large h mornmg and put on dog tags Old hat to liberals is to avoid any communism, Reagan saw the dream of disparity between levity and depression. The drug ore we board the bu:. to school, just discussion of policy when an oppor­ bringing freedom to much of Europe is dangerous, yet society looks on depression as an ase toda1 was the dav the nukes tunity arises to call someone stupid. and the world come to fruition with unnatural phenomenon to be cured chemically. . However, it 1s also worth noting Reagan, for the duration of his two the tearing down of one concrete wall One would hope that the trials and tribulations t the liberal response to the world­ terms, was constantly criticized for in Berlin. of Li ll y and Company will not end, but they are not, e threat of communism is almost being "old," "senile," and "stupid." As we celebrate the anniversary of as of now, losing ground. The ostensible care that t1Cal to that of the new war on During one of the presidential debates this great accompljshment, we know should be taken in prescribing a drug is, in many or. with Walter Mondale, a moderator that history will remember the feats of cases, not exercised. Our society is generally very \\'hen President Reagan took office actuall) asked Reagan whether he these men in preserving freedom and convinced that chemical cures are effective and that 981, within hours Iranian hostages thought age should be an issue in the security for their people. Hopefully, it drug companies hide nothing and take great safety l had been held for months under election. Reagan smartly replied that he will not forget the tantrum-throwing, precautions. One hopes that this illusion will eventu­ arsome, terror-fighting Democratic would not hold hi opponent's youth­ girly-whining attempts of liberals to ally be shattered, allowing for safer measures in not sidcnt were released. Even more ful inexperience against him. undercut them at every turn. only drug invention, but especially in marketmg.

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'Cats destroyed both Portland digs, and also Megan Zan to, 1 State and Eastern 'v\'ashington, notched a match-high se winning both matches in three blocks. Kamber dished out I games. The 'Cats clearly domi­ assists and also added five jl nated their opponents, making Al o shewcased this weekend it look easy. Montana State's libero Kan There was a definite sad note, Kelly, who became M V's a howe\•er, as seniors Kamber Kelly time single-season digs lead and LeAnn Kinvig played their She broke the old mark of last games in Shroyer Gym. set bY Stephanie Laya in 1g Kelly and Kinvig have both and set the new record with 4 been instrumental in the suc­ dig in a single season. cess of the team this season and "Defen iYelr, I thollj will be sore!) mi sed br fans and that we played one of our b teammates alike. The two girls matches of the season," sta \\ere honored on Saturday night, head Coach i\liYa :\lalauulu al which \\as design.Jted "Senior Frida' night's game. "...:,rnd ,...... photo by Kevin Ludwig 'ight," and they were presented Kelly did a great 1ob runn Le/11111 Kim.ng, one ~fthe team'.r graduating seniors reaches to spike tht! ball as Portland's dtfe11derji1tile{v \\ ith flowers and other tokens of dm, n ,1 lot ofbalb, and the otl 'Cats attempts to Mock. The creamed Portland State 011 Friday: a mere appetiurfor the meal they made th,111ks for their hard work and ~fEastern Washington, 011 Saturday's Senior l\'ight. capti\·ating pla\'. Both girls were SEE LADY 'CATS PAGE 1 Bobcats Lose Chance At Titl Last Minutes Overtime Loss Drops MSU from the Runni

Lou ARMITAGE themsel\'es trailing earlr in the the game at 3 7. The 'Cats were EXPONEl\iT \fl; R ~r-R game onh· to come back in dra­ determined not to let the game matic fashion. get away from them that easily. For a number of :,tudenb i\1ontana went into halftime They burned all but l: 17 off the expecting to graduate this school with a 24-10 le.id, scoring with clock on their next drive, finish­ year, Saturda1 's game was the four different players, includ­ ing it off with a 32-rard touch­ last chance to see their bclm·ed ing Sullinn, running back down pass to Gatewood that Bobcats win big al home. for the Justin Domineck, kicker E.J. came on third down and eight. Bobcats, it was their last chance Cochrane, .ind Lula\' even run­ It appeared that :\lontana might at a postseason. ning the ball in from the 1-rnrd actu,dly hl znto am it ,1lmost until the end. It\ not the fir,l 10 score Ill tht' fourth ,,j,. strnggle for the ball. Sa/'/rdar •w,1.1 the Bobrats /mt home~ unusual for the Boh..:.1b lo find with .1 touchdtm n that tied SEE FOOTBALL PAGE 10 thi.i reason. SPORTS THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 18, 2004 9 Notes End of a Legend From the The Retirement of Scottie Pippen Bunker

in Portland, he decided to remain game, 2.94 steals per game, and MIKE BURCHETT ~ TODD VAN DER ARK a role player, although every other 1.13 blocked shots per game - EXPONENT WRITER EXPONENT WRITER player on the team was a role topping his club in all five cate­ We have come to that third Scottie Pippen retired, if player as well. He seemed to grow gories. ln the league, he finished weekend of ovember. A week­ anyone gives a damn. And I'm almost despondent after Jordan's first in steals, 12th in points, end when the paupers walk with depressed. 1 really am. I'm not final retirement. 23rd in rebounding and assists, kings, when the lepers shake depressed that he retired - 1t was Upon examining certain sea­ and 28th in blocked shots. hands with the Romans, when his time (I only pray he doesn't try sons, one must agree that Scottie Pippen is also the all-time - aww hell, enough with histori­ to come back like his old team­ Pippen is a superstar and an inge­ playoff leader in steals and sec­ cal cliches - it's, as you probably mate). I'm depressed that no one nious small forward. In the 1993- ond in three-pointers made. know, the Cat/Griz game, or what­ really noticed that one of the top 94 season, Pippen stepped out of In his career, he has had four ever some corrupt corporation is 20 basketball players of all time Jordan's shadow for the first time All-Star game appearances, six calling it this year. Remember the stepped away from the game. in his NBA career, to prove for the years in a row as a first team All­ "Montana Power Fall Classic," I know it's very bold of me to first time to anyone who doubted Defensive player, and six cham­ when Montana Power was throw­ throw him in with the top 20 ever him that he was more than just an pionship rings (all of which 1 ing hundred dollar bills into the to grace the sport, but let's look at average role player. would argue Michael Jordan masses so that no one would his career - not just what he over­ Averaging 22.0 points per would not have won without notice they were robbing the came, but what he accomplished. game, 8.7 rebounds per game, and Pippen). bank? So enough with corporate Pippen was drafted, out of an 2.93 steals per game (the best of I'm not trying to say that slogans, I'm not about to Jet some NAlA school (Central Arkansas), his career). He also started in his Pippen is better than Jordan PR firm ruin my childhood mem­ as a number five pick, going to third All-Star Game, outshining - that would be blasphemous. the Seattle Supersonics, but he all other players with 29 points, 11 Pippen may not even be in the ories. Cat/Griz weekend is truly a was traded to the Bulls for Olden rebounds, and 2 assists. He won same league (he's certainly not a bizarre and surreal experience. Polynice and a number one pick. the game's Most Valuable Player contender for greatest player of All race, religious, and socioeco­ Yes, the Bulls desired him a lot, award. He also finished the season all time). But he was miraculous nomic barriers disappear and you seeing much potential. And it ranked eighth in the league in scor­ to watch, as he played the game are judged by other things. Not paid off. ing, second in steals, and 19th in with such ease and precision for He became probably the best assists. Also, that season, he led the a 6'8" lanJ...}' small forward, and your quality of person, sense of humor or any of that other crap, role-player of all time, and beyond Jordan-less Bulls to 55 wins (which he deserves the recognition of a that, probably one the finest all­ happens to be only two fewer than superstar as he retires. no, more by what color~ you hap­ around players in the sport. When in Jordan's first final season). Scottie was not just pen to be wearing, which school you look over his career, his statis­ In the 1994-95 season, Scottie Michael Jordan's complement. offered the major you decided to tics may grow less impressive. This continued to prove himself, put­ He was a superb, perhaps the study or who your parents told is due, though, to being plagued ting up 21.4 points per game, 8.1 best, all-around player to play rou to follow. with injuries late in his career. And rebounds per game, 5.2 assists per basketball. l love this time of year - it is one of those few moments every four or five months that I walk Are You down the street with my head held high. It's one of those times when mob antics and booze-fueled hys­ Readv terics are not only tolerated, but welcome - the moment when For A two institutions of higher educa­ tion open the doors to each other, bring the campuses together, give them something that \\ill really piss off both -;ides, then add alco­ CJilfiftfOW;i hol into the mix. And people ask me wh) I'm heading into my sixth RESTAURANT year of college. Right now, police departments Lunch Buffet llam · 3pm $7.50

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~font,111,l S l,tst (h,111Ll' Jt number of \,1rds g.1incd in the redemption will LOme nc:\t \\'CCk 'C1ts' oftense this ) e.1r (-l,33-l) 111 the mu.:h-anti.:ipated sho\\­ 1s 111 the top fiye ol our h1ston. do1' n between thL Bobcab and It would seem that ~!'ill~ team their arch riYJb, the Gnnlies. is more th.111 read1 to face their If the 'Cats defeat the Griz the) fin.ii opponent. Lady 'Cats: Team Dazzlers End College Careers With Last Big Sky Confere nee

CONTINUED FROM PAGE 8 match 30-25, 30-20, and 30-19. for the match. "There'~ no one else "That was without a doubt kids also did an excellent job \\'Ould'vew,rnted topla1·on Senior our be~t defensi,·e weekend of keeping us in each point with Night th,111 Eastern \\'ashington," the season," said ;\lalauulu after their digging stated Kamber the emotional game on aturday. and blocking." "There's no one else I Kelly in her "We sen·ed very tough and kept The 'Cab would 'vewonted to ploy on last game in Eastern \\',1shington out of .1 (hallenged Senior Night than Eastern Sh roYer G' 111. good rhythm." le,1gue-le.1d­ Washington. Senior Night "Senwr l'\ight The Bolk.its "ill tr.1wl to ing Eastern was special but defeating '' "' spe(1al Chene),\\ ash .. ThursdJ\' to Lllm­ \\ash1ngton Eastern Washington was but defeat pcte .1g,11ri-t '\orthern ,\ri1ona L'111\ers1t\ even sweeter." ing L1stcrn University rn the first round on 'iaturd.11 \\'a '< h I n gt 0 n of the Brg Ski Tourn.1111ent. and pl.;wd - Kamber Kelly \lont,111.1 St,1te has ~plit \\'Ith the bt•st g,1me Senior Lady 'Cot ~\\'('<.?ll'f. :\orthern A.nzona in e.1rlier ,e,1- llf the ''CM. 1'.elh (0!11- son pl,n. l he energ1 on the .:ourt was pleted the night '' rth 31 .1ss1sts, Both k1m 1g and Kelh \\ tll d) namic \\'ith pl.1)ers di1 ing 15 digs, sl\ kills, and two solo he mis,ed ne'\t season but ,ti( tor ewq ball .md pl.1ying each bltlLks. Ass1stmg 111 the \\'In w.is the fans "1sh them the best in point to the fullest e'\tent. The teammate Megan Zanto with ,1 whatever lies ahead. The1 will be L1d1 'Cats had already lost to match-high of 12 kills .rnd two remembered as dYnami.: team Eastern Washington in earlier digs. Defcns1veh-. the 'Cats dom­ leaders that never gave up and se,1stm phi) but \\ere gunning for inated with fi,·e of their players nc' er g41ve in. the \\'in and the 'le digrt dig totals Good luck ladies! T o learn how to kick a Grizzly's butt, call us! Cunningham's ATA Black Belt Academy Ca ll 556-8792 and say " Go Cats" for a discount!

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Please Call 1-866-GoGuide OUTDOORS 11 THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 18, 2004 Spire Climbing Center: Research Roundup inding a Need in Bozeman ...... EVELYN BOSWELL MSU NEWS SERVICE Dairy Cow Power Farmers with small opera­ tions might be able to benefit from turning manure mto elec­ tricity. Blair Stringam, assistant professor of agncultural opera­ tions technology at MSU, wants to develop technology for very small farms by building a meth­ ane digester on a dairy farm near Amsterdam. If all goes well, manure from the dairy cattle will be pumped into a 45,000 gallon enclosed tank. Construction could begin m March. Geology Locked Out Changes 111 land ownership are makmg access to some classic geologic site., hard to obtain. "It's huge!~· important," argued ~lSlJ geology professor o.n·id \logk, that field experi­ ences in the form of d.n· trips, regional excursions and field camps remain open to· students. But as private lands change hands and get subdivided, geologists ,md their students are being denied access to trad1t1onal sites. ~1ogk 1s issumg a "call to arms" to the geological com­ munit~ next week in D.:nwr ,It the annual Gcologirnl Soctt.'t)' nf America meeting. \fogk wa111s geologists to begin working to expand acce:.., before it's too late. Colicky Horses It's h,ud to know tor sure\' hen a horse has colic John Perom, keynote speaker at '.\l!::>U's fir.,t equine conference, said .ibrupt changes in teed, exerLise and environment can all lead to colic. Cohck\ horsl·s may act depressed and not respond to voices or com­ mands. Thev c.m roll around, go into the fetal position or act vio­ _. photo by Nikki Romero lent!). Colic Lan usually be fixed pire Climbing Cente1; set to open in mid-December, will offer climbers a saft place to practice during the harsh winter months. The by a local veterinarian in the field. ·is offering dicounts on semester passes until November 30 to students. Occasionally, horses need to go to the hospital. RANDI HIRSCH her personal passion for climbing seamless rubber mats will cover have overcome. Peroni helped develop com­ Jed to the creation of the Spire thick gymanastic pads every­ Although the center is not puter software that shows in 3-D, Climbing Center, which will have where in the climbing area, so a big building, it has been care­ mo\ ing pictures how a horse's zeman has a well-estab­ taken her two and a half years to bouldering will be possible on all fully designed by climber Tony intestine can become so t1-visted climbing community that complete. the main walls, as well as the cen­ Yaniro to make the most of its that surgery is the only solution. s their summers scaling "I think it will be good not ter bouldering area. 6,000 square feet. There is a Camping in a Crater · in Hyalite Canyon and the only for climbers who exist The Spire Climbing Center bouldering area that includes a Lugging rocks out of Mount an Pass area. already, but for families as well," has some distinct advantages crack in thecenterof the climb­ St. Helens is no easy task. ~!SU he colder and snowier the she said. over climbing outdoors. Gyms ing area, with top roped climbs geologist Todd Feeley, three becomes, the harder it Indoor climbing is very are able to maintain a constant, and lead climbs surrounding undergrad students, two grad these dimbers to get out safe and easy to begin: the only favorable temperature for climb­ it for more advanced climb­ student and assistant professor c-ocks equipment needed is a pair of ers. Rubber mats are a lot softer ers. The center is also offering ~lark Skidmore flew by helicopter onstruct1on is almost fin­ rock shoes and maybe a chalk for falling when bouldering, and discounts on semester passes into the crater during the summer on the new Spire Climbing bag. With the proper equipment, anchors and bolts are checked until Nov. 30, on sale at Barrel of 2003 and camped overnight. ·r, which will be a place for climbing is as easy as just grab­ more regularly. The center is Mountaineering and Northern By the time they left, they had er to keep m shape over bmg the rock-like holds and nav­ close to town, docs nor take a lot Lights Trading Companr collected 30 to 40 bags of rocks, •inter months and learn new igating the walls. Rock gyms are of equipment to begin climbing, Along with climbing, the each bag weighing five pounds. and tedmiques. It is also a a good place to impro\'e current and is safe, especially for begin­ center will have free weights The rocks were samples for MSU time for prospective climb­ skills because of the low risk of ner climbers. and aerobic machines, and a studies, Feeley said. > begin climbmg in a safe injun· when a climber falls. Despite its obvious benefits, lounge with couches, coffee, During the summer of 2004, llonment with knowledgable To encourage beginning climbing in a gym cannot com­ and internet access. the MSU team hiked into the cra­ ers. The center is on track to climbers, the Spire Climbing pletely match the real-life condi­ "I am pretty excited about ter with sledgehammers and l,1b 111 the middle of December. Center will offer introductory tions of outdoor climbing. Some it. I think people will haw a equipment. They were probably I thmk Bo1eman needs a adult and youth climbing classes may feel that falling becomes too fun time," said Hall. for more one of the last groups allowed in •ing gym," said owner Meg that teach belaying and lead easy, and gyms can be crowded information or to contact the the crater before recent eruptions Because of the lack of a big dimbing. and expemive. Spire Climbing Center, \ isit dosed it to researchers. ~!SU is ing gym in Bozeman and One unu ·ual aspect of the These are problems that the their website at www.spire­ on the waiting list to receive new •Hge populal!on of dimbers, center will be its flooring. Thick Spire Climbing Center seems to climbingcenter.com samples. 12 THURSDAY. NOVEMBER 18. 2004 OUTDOORS ''Destination Outdoors: Conquering Montan New Reality TV Show

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5l ~aturda\, the Baxter I fotcl and KGLT red th<' t\'aked eg.!11\'C" photogra­ nte't to rai'e mone} for the Friends of The conte't w,i- open to amateur and ion.ii phot\>grapht'r' and each pho­ ha entered one unlramcd photo. The \\ere dbpl,l\cd for the evening and I h} a panel ol local, qualified Jurors. mch}, .\l~L' photographv 'tudent and ·ent photographe1, won the competi­ ith the photo to the right. sch\· took thi, photo while attending 1001 in S.111 Frandsco. He wa> walk­ rough the lenderlom dbtnct, where cs,ne'> .md drug addiL11on run wild. stumbled acro's this man who had die stuck 111 Im arm. I began to pho­ h him and he 'tarted striking vogue He collapsed on the pavement. As an to br•ng h1mscll up, I shot the la:,t ames and c.1pturcd the real heaun oi ·on," s.11d Zir,chr- • Photo by Josh Zirschy e Autumn's Classical Music Gains Attention of Major Labels

JOSH HEMSATH rence in the land of indie-pop. group continues to break the trail. The next song to catch me off Mv absolute favorite song on guard was "Edmond & Edward." the album, however, had to be E:Nf WRlff:.R Peers such as The Decemberists, The album is designed to be Badlv Drawn Bov, and .\1y Bloody experienced as one cohesi\·e unit, The track name is fitting. as it 1s the seven minute, forty seconds, ·ill be the first to admit I Valentine do not even come close rather than the (now traditional extremely reminiscent of Danny penultimate song, "\\'onderfullv e\·er heard an album with to matching the "wonderfullr "anthology" of singles and throw­ Elfman's score for "Edward Wonderful." Very cinematic, and d quite like The Autumn's wonderful" sound that 1s The away tracks that most contempo­ Sc1ssorhands." The track begim ethereal, the track begins with If-titled recQiding. Autumns. rary bands release. This particular with choral \"OCals in a rrogres­ a faint echo of a plucking gui­ leased Oct. 26 , their third Eric Crissman, Frank recording incorporates and inte­ sion similar to the theme which tar riff, soon followed by a vocal sen·es a> an independent Koroshec, Matthew Kellv, and grates diwrse elements such as comcided with Edward's appear­ round. The song later swells with s attempt to break up the Jon Santana, all of Los Angeles, orchestral arrangements, \"intage ance on screen. Short and sweet, an orchestral swelling of instru­ onous, over-hyped series formed the group in their senior spoken word, ethereal vocals, and and like all the other songs on the ments, lifting off into a curtain of ru;es of the ''mega-artists" year of high school in 1992. The swirling, layered guitars. disc, "Edmond" segued smooth!) layered guitars, vocals, and end­ 2, Britney Spears, Destiny's Autumns fre<1uently played gigs The following four tracks to the next track. ing with an eerie Vincent Price­ etc.). tl1at were closely watched bv stood out as particularly poi­ Similar in style to "Flies," like spoken word segment. 1e Autumns are a relatively record executives at big budget gnant. "The .\loon Softly Weeps a The Autumn's self-titled wn band that pnde them­ labels. With numerous offers to be The first track that stopped Lullalw" is a beautiful thematic, release was a whim purchase that on their control of the cre­ signed, the group decided 10 stay me in mv paces was "Flies in the instrumental interstitial. It completeh changed my outlook roces> of album creation, in control of their music and ini­ Eyes of the Queen." The song has begins with a Debussy-like piano on the musical world. It seems ve signed to only indepen- tially signed with the label Risk. a lullaby feel with lyrical strings solo, followed by romantic, lyri­ that on!) in the classical world 1beb. A slow but steady output of that narrate a tale of romance, cal strings. Strangely enough, but arc record111gs truly cohesiYe with assified b\· critics as an EP and singles followed, along leading into the following track, extremely fitting in the context great fluidity between move­ eal and emotive dream pop witl1 two major album releases in ''Every Sunday Sky," which spells of the song, the next and final ments. Perhaps it is this fluidity " (All ,\fusic Guide), the 1997 and 2000. Now with the Oct. out in lyrics what "Flies" did with addition was a layer of swirling, and wholeness that will male real!) is a unique occur- 26 release, "The Autumns," this pure instrumentals. dreamy guitars. this album a timeless classic.

because of a particular band]," " I w,1s not in a \·eq good mood 1 Bumpkin Members Contribute Songs said Dejaynes, but added that when I Lame down here, but noh other local musicians often sup­ I am smiling a funk infused jam band Robinson has a funk background, it," said Dejaynes. the band's charisma C\'entually music is the reason that the group la bit of tempo," said band and both Dejavnes and Flansburg Despite being original and won him over. ow, a year ince collaborates. )er Garret Robinson, who like pretty much all types of music. highly talented, Bumpkin has Bumpkin's conception, the band Bumpkin has a show at the electric guitar. Bumpkin's Altl1ough each has different musi­ trouble finding venues to play. has created strong internal bonds Sport Next Door in Livingston on band members includess­ cal backgrounds and interests, they Their sound easily overflowed the that add to what Gardner refers ov. 12 a nd will be coming back Zoe Funk, drummer Mike blend together to give Bumpkin a Haufbrau last Friday night. to as "no n-stop creativity." He to Bozeman to play the Zebra. For 11es, bass guitarist Luke sound that is refreshingly uncom­ "There is not really an audi­ pointed out that tl1e band already mo re information on the band burg, and Dylan Etchingham m on in Bozeman. ence in this town for a band; peo­ has enough material for two and their next shows, call Will 1is mandolin. To add more to the band's ple usually do not come out [just albums. Gardner at 920-0584. 14 T HURSDAY. NOVEMBER 18. 2004 FEATURES The Bozeman Symphony and Ryan Anthony Present Pop Conce1

ANDREW MILLER cizcd St·1·mtcc11 ~ !agazine/General work<'d as ,m artist/clinician with Anthom would '-re,11< J pop ..:on­ ,1t 7:30 p.m. \lso fe,nured th11 Yamaha insu·uments. He ha!- also cert for the wmphony. 1\nthom ,1 E:.XPOl\Jt:i'ITWRIH:.R :'dolors Concerto Competition. \\ill be both ~dent ,1udoin From tl1ere he has gone on to held residenC\ positions ,,·ith the accepted, cre,l!ed a list of sor.gs, live auction ,Jt con-.ert interr On Saturdav. the Bozeman win numerous other awards and L'ni,·ersin of i\[emphis, l'1rn·ersit\ and the con..:ert "·as ~cheduled. "on. For ttcket mlo c,111 585- ~ Sn11phom returns to the Strand .:ompetition~, such as the Alumni of Toronto, and i\ [us1c ,\cade1m of A wide rang<' of songs were l'rnon Ballroom for their annual \ch1e,·emen1 ·\\lard from the the \\'est. His master classe h,m::: selt.'cted for this LOncert. Pops Concat "hom Raroque to Cleaveland Institute of l\ lusic, spanned the globe to kading con­ "There i' a little of ewn·thing," The Bozeman Rro,1dwa\·." Guest trumpet pl,n·Lr The John P. Parnter N,1tional sen atories in Europe, Asia, and s,1id Saven-. Famliar tunt.'s from Symphony Schedule R\«lll \nthom, he>t kno" n for Achie,·cment \w.ird( 1986),and the , orth America, according to his "The Phantom of the Opera" and his performing role m Canadian National Concerto Competition '"ebsite. pieces b) ~!ozart will be pre$ented. A Magnificent Holiday Brass. will be joining the sym­ O\'crnll winner in 1986, to name i\ 1atthe\.. Sa\'ery, i\lusic E\·en if composer name~ such as Dec . 11, 12 phonr to frolic through some of ,1 fe\\', according to his web ·ite Director of the Bozeman Gershwin and Parcell don't ring a tod,n-'s favorite classical and popu­ (n-ananthonv.com). Symphony Orchestra Symphomc bell, Savery a~sured that the pieces Adams Foundation Piano lar tunes. Anthom· studied trumpet at Chier, met Anthony when they will be recognizable. Recital Series Jon. 28 Having departed from the the Cb·eland Institute of ?-.lusic, performed together in i\.lich1gan. Besides being a superb trum­ world-renowned brass ensemble in \\'here he received tl1e Alumm The}' have been in touch since then, pet player, Anthom is also known Classic Sax Feb. 5, 6 2003, Anthony is hecommg one of Achievement Award m 2001. and Anthom asked Savery for the for being quite the entertainer. o the most ought-after trumpet plav­ During this time he also played chance to come and perform with grab a date and head down to the Space, The Final Frontier ers in America. This season he steps in the Canton Srmphonv. He was the Bozeman Symphony. Saverv, SUB for a fun-filled night of mu~ic Feb. 12 into the potlight with solo engage­ the assistant professor of trumpet \\'ho quotes Anthony as being "one and entertainment. ments and guest appearances. at Oberlin Consen atory of Music of the best in the world" and "the The event ,,·ill include bever­ Spring Fever Mor. 5, 6 Anthony's career began as a in 2000 before teaming up with creme of the crop," agreed to the ages and hors d'ouvres begmning teen when he won the highly publi- Canadian Brass. Since then he has inquiry, with the stipulation that at 6:30 p.m. The concert will start

Sir Mix-A-Lot Visits The Zebra S.I.C. TAITOOS AND ...... TESSA ANDREWS in 199'.!. \\ c ha\ en 't heard much opposed to G Funk) and Str-1\Iix­ BODY PIERCING FEATURES ED'TOR about Sir-I\ fix-A-Lot. but not to A-Lot promises plcnt) of bass in worry. he ·s been bus:y. According hi newest album. 1123W Babcock Do you e\ er ,,·onder what to Artist Direct (\\\\'\\'.artistdirect. Like most tars the.e days, happened to the musician you com). ir-Mi:>..-A-Lot has just Sir-Mix-A-Lot can't help but Bozerncn. MT-59 715 listened to in grade school and released his fifth album, entitled attempt to act. produce. and write 406-586- 1176 junior high'J Did they just drop out .. Daddy· Home." .in addition to rapping. He claim-. NOON - BPM. or JO..._ of the limelight? Did omething Though "Baby Got Back" "l want to be known a . not the Bo..zemon's st.II tragic happen? Perhaps. they're reassured all tho e round-bot­ harde t rapper or as the all-time Oldest onci ffie Best . till making mone). touring. and tomed women out there andjump­ be t rapper. but a a great StOI) ­ oh yeah--<:oming to Bozeman. started Sir-Mix-A-Lot\ career. teller \\ ith great beats and a rnice ir-Mix-A-Lot. yes. the cre­ he claim on Artist Direct "I just you can't forget. .. ator of ··Baby Got Back." ''ill be want the world to knO\\ I ·m about So reYi. it your younger year'. perfonning at the Zebra Cocktail a ''hole lot more that big butts!" and come e'Xperience all that is Sir­ Lounge on Sunda) at I 0 p.m. Apparent I) we \\ill see this l\1ix-A-Lot at the Zebra Cocktail Sir-Mix-A-Lot has come to new-found imegrity m his nC\\ Lounge on unda). He ''Ill be Bozeman in the past. .. He ·s pcr­ album and his nc\" style. \\hi ch playmg from the ne'-\ album. as fom1cd at the Zebra before. and relics less on fur and gold and ''ell as revi\ ing the old fin orites. he liked it. so he's coming back." more on a rcmtroduction of ··p The shO\\ i 2 I -and-over and a said Jc IT Reiter. promotional coor­ Funk." according to t11c mi:>..er 11 CO\ er will be charged at the dinator. After winnmg a Gramm) himself. The P stands for pure (as door.

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part, flows with realism and hon­ that it makes you quesy, ~ ARIA STEWART age story into a dark look at death and consequences. When little esty. This movie does not attempt not to mention a NENTWRITER Sam (Rory Culkin) gets beaten to hide the ignorant brutality that few continuity issues. These a film cliche that when kids up by an overweight bully named is often a part of male adolescence. problems serve the scared r into the woods, some­ George (Josh Peck), Sam's older Still, something doesn't quite gel. Perhaps it's the fact that we've as a friendly little children try ,ad is bound to happen. brother and his friends decide it's reminder to the to make things right. [ean Creek" proves to be payback time. They invite George all seen this type of movie before. audience: this is not real, this 1 s This ending is so typical it that-cliche and uninspir­ on a boating trip, and secretly plan The plot is predictable. "Mean just a movie. hurts. tries hard to take a realistic to embarrass him with a hwniliat­ Creek" does take this idea a lit­ The real disappointment is "Mean Creek" tries very adolescent angst, but ends ing dare. Of course, nothing is that tle further than most, but it still the ending. Rather than surprise hard to be different, but ends up ·ing you bored and unsatis­ simple, and the plan goes terribly echoes something familiar. the audience with something cre­ being very ordinary. It does take lthough this recent festival wrong. In the tradition of small-bud­ ative and unique, "Mean Creek" an unabashedly honest look at e has garnered praise from "Mean Creek" takes place get films, there are some glaring follows the mold yet again. When young, troubled teenagers, but it ~ce and the like, it fails lo in a rural Oregon town, and the technical errors that are distracting faced with tragedy, the characters' fails to surprise or inspire in any e any true movie magic. dynamics of small town life are and annoying. More than once, the initial response is confusion, then, way. Instead of making you laugh ·itten and directed by new­ played out well. The cast of up­ boom microphone drifts into the predictably, fear and irrational­ or cry, "Mean Creek" just makes Aaron Estes, "Mean Creek" and-coming actors is an interest­ top of the frame. The camera is so ity. Finally, the guilt sets in and you yawn. ,rms .a simple coming-of- ing mix. The dialogue, for the most unnecessarily shaky in some scenes fter The Sunset" Can Only Boast Naked Women and a Hairy Brosnan

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