VOL. XXV NO. 27 The ObserverTUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 29, 1992 THE INDEPENDENT NEWSPAPER SERVING NOTRE DAME AND SAINT MARY'S Roemer: Students hope for future By EMILY HAGE tinued. In the last 12 years, the News Writer percentage of high paying manufacturing jobs has gone Notre Dame and Saint Mary’s from 34 percent to 16.5 per­ students are the hope for poli­ cent, which inhibits the coun­ tics in the future, said Con­ try’s progress toward a more gressman Tim Roemer (D-In- service-oriented economy and diana) last night at the Center better paying jobs, which en­ for Social Concerns. courage family values, said His speech was one of three Roemer. preparatory sessions for the Children and poverty should Washington Seminar “Poverty also be priorities in the gov­ and Democracy in America,” a Tim Roemer ernment, he said. “Statistically one credit theology course of­ speaking, when you look at fered to Notre Dame and Saint articulate, born into good cir­ children and poverty in this Mary’s students. cumstances,” he said. “I think country, you should want to run “I think Notre Dame and Saint the mission for you is to take out and do something about it,” Mary’s people are the best risks.” said Roemer. One in five equipped people to come to Roemer also stressed family children, one in three Hispanic Washington,” said Roemer. “I values. “I think that govern­ children, and two in five African think the young people have a ment can help promote family American children are born into lot of the answers.” values,” he said. Roemer cited poverty, and one in ten people It is important for students to the Work Force Development in the United States are on food “ make the step across the abyss Services, which offers training stamps, said Roemer. and say, T am going to so to the unemployed, as a good Roemer supports shifting fi­ something about what I feel.’ I example of what the govern­ nancial support from B-2 think that’s one of the things ment can do for Americans. bombers and a $30 billion a that Notre Dame excels at.” “The best family values are year CIA budget to fund techno­ Roemer encouraged students to not only caring but having pro­ logical advancement, including use their talents by going to grams to help families get high definition televisions, to The Observer/ Maureen Long Washington to learn the politi­ through tough times,” he said. support for the middle class, cal system, helping in Ap­ America’s economic woes , helping families afford college. Block and tackle especially in the Midwest, will palachia, and volunteering at “We’re losing our middle class. Lyons Hall football team members practice their defensive skills in have a significant impact on soup kitchens. preparation for an upcoming game. Interhall football relieves stress children and families, he con­ “You are blessed to be smart, see ROEMER/ page 4 and encourages healthy competition between dorm rivals. ______Stancato/Woo confront Whisler/Fedesna in runoff election Thursday By LAURA FERGUSON published, they are held re­ cline the appeal. News Writer sponsible since it involved their The other tickets of How­ SMC Freshman Elections campaign. They must count the ells/Farley, McDonald/Petrovic Since no ticket received a ma­ Lisa Whisler/ Barbara Howells / $14 used to p rin t the ad as a and Stancato/Woo are releasing jority of votes in last night’s Liz Fedesna^-- Jhenn Farley part of their budget. a formal complaint against the “ I didn’t know about the bud­ Whisler/Fedesna ticket. controversial Saint Mary’s Col­ 1 7 # lege freshman class president get. The rules of the campaigns “We want our class to know and vice presidential elections, should be posted somewhere,” so that the outcome of the elec­ 18% a runoff election between Juliet said SMC freshman tion will be true. Because we Stancato/Jen Woo and Lisa Mavourneen Michiels, who don’t think that it is fair for submitted the ad to The Ob­ some to go out of their way to Whisler/Liz Fedesna w ill be Juliet Stancato / ^ \ Heather McDonald / held Thursday. Jen Woo Penalty Abstained Kathryn Petrovic server. go by the book and for others to The ticket of Barbara How- 5% 2% The decision to subtract 14 not adhere by the rules,” said ells/Jenn Farley received 17 A penally was assessed lo W hisler / Fedesna The Observer/Christopher Mullins votes was made by a portion of Stancato and Woo. percent of the vote, Heather the election committee, Student Thirteen positions for the Body President Tina Carrara Board of the Freshman class McDonald/ Kathryn Petrovic 18 paign, which was penalized 14 Observer on Friday to wish and Director of Student Activi­ were also decided by the elec­ percent, Stancato/Woo received votes because of campaign vio­ them good luck in the election. ties Marlene Johnson. Whisler tion. Since only 13 candidates 24 percent, and lations. This ad caused Whisler and and Fedesna can appeal the were on the ballot all will be on Whisler/Fedesna 34 percent. According to Becky McLain, Fedesna to go over the $50 lim it decision until 8 p.m. Thursday. the board. From this group the Two percent abstained. election commissioner, friends set for campaign expenses. If appealed, the election Controversy surrounded of Whisler and Fedesna ran a Although the candidates did committee can accept or de­ Whisler and Fedesna s cam- birthday advertisement in The not know that this ad would be see SMC / page 4 ND accounting program ranked 6th in United States

Special to The Observer The undergraduate account­ “The public accounting firms, in ing program in Notre Dame’s particular, are focusing on College of Business Adminis­ fewer and fewer schools when tration has been ranked sixth in Top 10 U.S. Undergraduate the nation in academic quality by a survey in the industry Accounting Programs newsletter Public Accounting Report. 1) University of Illinois “It’s gratifying to have our 2) University of Texas peers recognize the high quality of our faculty, students and 3) Umversityiof Southern California programs,” said department 4) University of Michigan chairman Thomas Frecka. ND is normally ranked among 5) Brigham Young University the top 10 accountancy 6) University of Notre Dame programs in the annual survey 7) Northern Illinois University:; of accounting faculty and de­ partment chairs nationwide. 8) University of Pennsylvania The University of Illinois 9) Miami (Ohio) ranked first in this year’s sur­ 10) Ohio State vey, followed by the Universities of Texas, Southern California, and Michigan, and Brigham Young University. The ObaervferTCTrrstopher Mullins After Notre Dame, Northern Illinois University, the Univer­ they go out to conduct job in­ The Observer/ Maureen Long terviews with students,” he Higher technology sity of Pennsylvania, Miami (Ohio) and Ohio State Universi­ said. “This survey helps en­ Working in the DeBartolo Media Resources room, junior Brett Bauer and sophomore Steve Rossigno ties round out the top ten. hance our overall reputation use a computer with a laser disc system that allows professors to use footage from a video Frecka said the University’s encyclopedia as supplements to the class lectures. high rating helps the students. see Accounting / page 4 page 2 The Observer Tuesday, September 29, 1992

INSIDE COLUMN W E A T H E R R E P O R T Forecast for noon, Tuesday, September 29 Aiding suicide Lines separate high temperature zones for the day. / T >N Partly sunny and cooler today with a high around 60. can be an act Sunny and warmer Wednesday with of mercy highs in the mid 60s He’s at it again. You may TEMPERATURES have heard. This time it City H was just miles away from Anchorage 45 us in our neighbor to the Atlanta 70 north, Michigan. Another Bogota 59 death to which this man Boston 77 was a contributing Cairo 84 Chicago 69 factor—this, I think, his Cleveland 69 fifth. And yet, though his Dallas 83 identity is well known, he Detroit 69 Indianapolis 71 is a free man—not behind _ . _ Jerusalem 77 bars as many believe he BrendanRegan London 63 s h o u ld be, b u t ra th e r Graphic Artist Los Angeles 92 walking the streets just ______Madrid 72 Minneapolis 74 like you and me. (To those of you reading this FRONTS. Moscow 63 from your jail cell, ignore that last remark. And Nashville 75 don’t worry, you’re not missing much by not New York 70 being able to vote this fall.) Paris 68 COLD WARM STATIONARY Philadelphia 73 © 1992 Accu-Weather, Inc. Rome 81 All of the aforementioned deceased are Seattle 66 women, for what that fact is worth. No, this South Bend 63 man is not a rapist, nor does he even display Tokyo 70 any misogynist traits. Quite the opposite, he is HIGH LOW SHOWERS RAIN T-STORMS FLURRIES SNOW ICE SUNNY PT CLOUDY CLOUDY Washington. D C 74 an extremely caring, compassionate and Via Associated Press understanding individual who puts his own carefully calculated sense of right and wrong ahead of the conventions of the society that damns him. His name is Dr. Death.

Well, that’s his nickname. His real name is Dr. TODAY AT A GLANCE Jack Kevorkian, but most people more readily recognize the former title, one that I feel is most apropos given his recently adopted specialty. WORLD warned in a letter from a relative two weeks ago that Wait a minute, you protest—this columnist, villagers planned to attack him for indulging in satanic who just finished describing this man as being rituals known as “qaravi tevoro”. “caring and compassionate” agrees with the Gorbachev declines to testify rather morbid nickname given to him? Exactly. ■ MOSCOW — M ik h a il Gorbachev asked Russia’s It’s all a matter of perception. I’d assume that Constitutional Court on most of you reading this—as a decent sample of Monday to excuse him from NATIONAL Americans in general—immediately shudder, or testifying in a trial on his have some negative reaction within,when disbanded Communist Party, Tiger mauls magician during act confronted with the subject of death. And that’s saying it would worsen the ■rfENO, Nev. — A 250-pound tiger mauled a magi­ fair—certainly none of us relishes our own, country’s political situation. cian during a casino stage show in what the audience certainly not any time in the near future. But at first thought was part of the act. “But then there w h a t’s u n fa ir is for us to assume that just The former Soviet president expressed his objections in a were gasps from the audience when they realized he because we want to go on living indefinitely, wasn’t playing,” said Reno Hilton spokesman Brian that everyone else does too—and, further, to le tte r to the c o u rt in Mikhail Gorbachev Lawson. Jonathan Pendragon, 37, was listed in satis­ impose our preference on them. response to its Sep21 order that he testify, ITAR-Tass and Interfax news agencies reported. The 13-judge factory condition Sunday after surgery. Lawson said the Life for many of us, I’d argue, especially here panel is considering the legality of Russian President tiger bit Pendragon’s leg and arm during a disap­ pearing act Saturday night. Pendragon had jumped on at Notre Dame, has been pretty damn easy. Boris Yeltsin’s ban on the former ruling party. the tiger’s cage after making the animal reappear, and None of us, in all probability, knows what it’s Gorbachev, the party chief from 1985 until his like to have cancer spread from our lungs up to his leg either slipped in or the tiger pulled it in, Lawson resignation in August 1991, was among the former our brains, living in tremendous pain every said. minute of every day, knowing that we have Communist leaders ordered to testify. A aide to the nothing besides this to look forward to for our chief judge has said the court could fine Gorbachev 100 few remaining months. This was the situation rubles — about 40 cents — if he refuses to testify. INDIANA faced by the latest recipient of Dr. Kevorkian’s Gorbachev wrote that he respects_the court but that his care. appearance would make him a pawn in a political Counties report Hepatitis outbreaks struggle between two sides which, apparently, he ■INDIANAPOLIS — Indiana is among the top five You see, by insisting on the sanctity of life in disdains equally. this situation, we are presupposing that death is states reporting outbreaks of highly infectious hepatitis undesirable and to be avoided at all costs. I Accused sorcerer burned to death A, with major occurrences in Adams and Marion assert that this is not an absolute that counties, health officials say. “There are lots of pockets ■SUVA, Fiji — Villagers burned to death a man they transcends all conceivable situations. (of the disease) right now,” said Lee Chamberlin, an accused of sorcery and devil-worship, police said today. But what about the Hippocratic oath? Back epidemiologist with the acute-disease division of the Residents of Qilia village set the man’s house afire as he in those days there weren’t sophisticated (or Indiana Department of Health. “Once it gets into a even primitive) life-support machines that could slept inside and prevented his relatives from helping community, if appropriate precautions are not taken keep a person alive (very loosely speaking). Not him after he ran outside with his clothes ablaze, police and really strictly adhered to, it does spread and it that these advances aren’t terrific—they just said, quoting witnesses. The 57-year-old man died as spreads quickly within households.” There were 195 aren’t for everyone. he hid in a nearby forest while his neighbors pelted cases reported in Marion County this year through Au­ stones at his smoldering home, they said. Seven men Think of that next time Dr. Death coura­ gust, compared with 32 cases for the same period last later were brought to court on murder charges. The geously shows mercy on a terminal case. year. Daily Post newspaper said the dead man had been

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Today's Staff ■A London Program application meeting for all ■ ND Co-dependents Anonymous will have a interested sophomores will be held today at 6:30 p.m. twelve-step recovery program for men and women who in room 101 DeBartolo. grew up in dysfunctional families and who now seek healthy and fulfilling relationships. Meetings will be in News Production the Sorin Hall Chapel today at 5:30 p.m. and Wednesday at 7:30 p.m. Bevin Kolvalic Classified couple Becky Barnes Kim Massman MARKET UPDATE ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY Sports Systems ■ In 1901: A rebel attack in the Philippines killed 48 Rich Kurz Harry Zembilas September 28 YESTERDAY'S TRADING Americans. Accent VOLUME IN SHARES NYSE INDEX ■ In 1932: Fifteen thousand workers at a General Motors Mara Divis 157,598,500 +.97 to 228.70 plant in Detroit began a five-day work week. S&P COMPOSITE Sarah Doran ■ In 1943: Adolf Hitler’s book “Mein Kampf" was published in +2.27 to 416.62 DOW JONES INDUSTRIALS the U.S. +25.94 to 3,276.26 United Nations troops recaptured the South UNCHANGED ■ In 1950: Korean city of Seoul three months after it fell to the GOLD Communists. The Observer (USPS 599 2-4000) is published Monday DOWN -$1.70 to $347.80 ■ In 1982: Cyanide-laced Tylenol capsules killed seven through Friday except during exam and vacation periods. The SILVER Observer is a member of the Associated Press. All reproduction -$.069 to $3.73 people in Chicago. rights are reserved. Tuesday, September 29,1992 The Observer page 3 Frosh Class Council elected Senate approves resolution By ANALISE TAYLOR senior Pete Castelli. After the freshman class, dealing By KENYA JOHNSON Jason Coyle, Hall Presidents’ News Writer submitting petitions signed by with pertinent concerns of News Writer Council co-chair said a primary fellow freshmen, some mem­ freshmen, and representing the concern of students is the Each residence hall selected bers were appointed by hall class in student government, Student Senate approved the campus drainage system, which one freshman to represent it on staff and others were elected by Castelli said. Class trips and nomination of former SUB Ex­ is “wholly incapable of the Freshman Council yes­ the freshmen in the dorm. activities may be planned at the ternal Relations Commissioner effectively dissipating large terday. The council is brought to­ discretion of the council. Jean Hazard to SUB director of amounts of water.” The The selection process varied gether under the direction of Class officers w ill be elected relations and passed a resolu­ problem of drainage directly in each dorm, according to student affairs, and its main from the twenty-five members, tion concerning drainage confronts students because functions are raising money for said Castelli. problems on the Notre Dame “faculty and administration Students selected for this year campus at last night’s meeting. don’t see the problems, so they are Lisa Schultz from Walsh; The position of SUB director don’t understand the Sara Ford from Pangborn; of relations was formerly held problems,” said Marianne Missy Deckard from Pasquerilla by Ellen Zahren, who was Ravry, HPC co-chair. West; Jim Dowd from nominated last week for the The Senate recommended Morrissey; Jim Feldmann from position of SUB director of pro­ designating a committee to Sorin; Ted Donnelly from St. gramming. assess the drainage problem Edwards; Fernando Carreira In other business, Jim Penilla, and suggested solutions to the from Stanford; Amy Newman Sophomore class president, and Notre Dame Administration. from Howard; Amy Gardner from Knott; Lonnie Limon from Planner; and Kristi Kolski from BOG discusses spending COCKED Farley. By JENNIFER LACKEY frustration regarding the lack Also selected were Lauren News Writer of communication between AND Aimonette from Breen-Phillips; administration and students. Joshua Hodge from Cavanaugh; Members of the Saint Mary’s According to board members, LOADED Ryan Bohr from Zahm; Oanh Vo Board of Governance ex­ many changes in campus life from Lyons; Eric Schultenover pressed concern about several have been implemented without from Grace; Stacey Kielbasa aspects of campus life at last student input. “Residence Life from Pasquerilla East; Michaela night’s meeting. has not told or notified Kendall from Lewis; and Vishal A central topic of discussion students about any of the deci­ Pahwa from Keenan. was the distribution of money sions,” said board member Hol- Results from Dillon, Alumni, for student activities and pro­ lye Harrington. Badin, Carroll, and Fisher were grams. Students questioned the unavailable at press time. small sum of money designated Saint Mary’s College President for actual use by student William Hickey was unable to groups. attend the meeting because of illness. 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THURS., SEPT. 24 The University of Notre Dame and director of the Center for 5:30 p.m. A Breen-Phillips resident re­ 1:23 p.m. A Zahm Hall resident reported 9:45 a.m. A Breen-Phillips resident re­ ported the theft of her ID case and keys the theft of his jacket from his unlocked received $1,291,681 in grants Biotechnology and Pollution ported receiving a harassing phone call. during August for the support from the North Dining Hall. dorm room. Control. 5:00 p.m. A Notre Dame student reported 7:39 p.m. Notre Dame Security responded 1:34 p.m. Notre Dame Security responded of research and various pro­ • $108,000 from Purdue Uni­ the theft of his unlocked bicycle from to a two vehicle accident on Juniper Road. to the report of an accident in the Red West grams. versity for studies of composi­ outside of North Dining Hall. No injuries were reported. parking lot. An Illinois resident operated a Research funds totaled tional modulation in high tem­ 9:27 p.m. Two Breen-Phillips residents 10:18 p.m. A Notre Dame Security officer car that had hit a parked vehicle. The $1,171,652, including: reported receiving harassing phone calls. found two Planner Hall residents fighting driver was arrested for Driving While perature superconductors by 10:00 p.m. A Morrissey Hall resident • $210,000 from the National Krishna Choudhary, assistant outside of their dorm. The two suspects Intoxicated. reported the theft of his unlocked bicycle were broken up and found to be intoxicated. Science Foundation for re­ professor of electrical engineer­ from the bike rack outside of Howard Hall. SUN., SEPT 27 search on thermal front propa­ ing, and $teven Ruggiero, as­ 1:39 p.m. Notre Dame Security and Notre gation by Hsueh-Chia Chang, sociate professor of physics. SAT., SEPT. 26 Dame Fire responded to the report of a chairman and professor of • $90,170 from the National FRI., SEPT. 25 student knocked unconscious while playing 12:30 a.m. Notre Dame Security received 10:34 a.m. A Planner Hall resident re­ football at Stepan Field. The victim was chemical engineering, and Ed­ Science Foundation for under­ a report of a window being busted at Fisher ported the theft of his jogging pants from transported to St. Joseph Medical Center. uardo Wolf, professor of chem­ graduate integrated optics re­ Hall. Stepan Field. 5:35 p.m. Notre Dame Security and Notre ical engineering. search by Biswajit Das and 12:42 a.m. Notre Dame Security inves­ 12:55 p.m. A Howard Hall resident re­ Dame Fire responded to a report of an • $121,950 from Purdue Uni­ tigated two suspicious people soliciting a Michael Lemmon, assistant ported receiving harassing phone calls. injured student at Cartier Field. The victim, chauffeur service at Saint Mary's and versity for research on infrared professors of electrical engi­ 3:00 p.m. A Notre Dame student reported who had apparently broke her forearm advised them to leave. and microwave magneto-dissi- the theft of his textbooks at Madeleva Hall, playing flag football, was transported to St. neering. 9:55 a.m. Notre Dame Security, assisted pation in superconductors by • $84,000 from Purdue Uni­ Saint Mary's. Joseph Medical Center. Walter Tomasch, professor of versity for research by Howard physics, and Jacek Furdyna, Blackstead, associate professor Marquez professor of physics. of physics, on microwave dissi­ • $120,000 from Purdue Uni­ pation in high temperature su­ s Office and The , versity for research on critical perconductors. current density in supercon­ Awards for service programs X e ducting molecules by Paul totaled $29,679 from anony­ ><\v Present McGinn, associate professor of mous benefactors for various electrical engineering. programs of the Institute for • $115,609 from the National Pastoral and Social Ministry. % $cience Foundation for re­ Awards for other programs search on subtle tests of the totaled $48,000 from the U.S. standard model by Ikaros Bigi, Department of Education for professor of physics. the Jacob Javits fellowship pro­ • $113,651 from the National gram administered by Peter Science Foundation for Diffley, assistant dean of grad­ halophile research by Robert uate studies and research. Irvine, professor of civil engi- w ith them,” he said. Roemer fears an America in Roemer which citizens cannot make as continued from page 1 much money as th e ir parents did. “At least providing an op­ They’re falling into poverty. portunity to have a shot at They’re losing hope,” said making it to the finish line. Roemer. That’s what America’s all He criticized the space sta­ about,” said Roemer. tion, which is costing the gov­ “Americans can do anything ernment a total of $120 billion they set their hearts and minds in the next twenty years, be­ to.” cause it has only accomplished Roemer received his graduate one of its eight goals: scientists degree from Notre Dame, his Every Thursday Night can study the effects of gravity father is the Director of on bodies in space. “We’ve got Community Affairs at Notre a lot of problems right here on 9:00pm-midnight Dame, and his mother works at earth and we’ve got to deal the Center for Social Concerns. basement lounge

ing positions. LaFortune Student Center The freshman board for this SMC year is: Christine Feller, Anne Hurley, Karen Gerlach, continued from page 1 OPEN MICROPHONE Gretchen Johnson, Janeen Gillig, Susan Osinski, Jayne president and vice president Gillig, Kara Pavlik, Carol BEGINS THURSDAY, OCTOBER 1 will appoint a secretary, trea­ Gomez, Jennifer Roach, Mary surer, and people for social, re­ Good, Lisa Siefert, and Anne ligious activities and fundrais- Herrman. Rank all are welcome - active participation encouraged continued from page 1 and brings the firms back to Notre Dame.” Public Accounting Report is a biweekly newsletter of the ac­ counting profession.

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— ° ALL SOPHOMORES WELCOME! 8 I uesday, September 29, 1992 The Observer pa ye o Man denies killing opponent's wife Interior Dept, could open was treated at a hospital. operating,’’ and has hired a MAITLAND, Fla. (AP) — A No arrests were made and lawyer. national forests to mining legislative candidate Monday authorities were awaiting crime Kaplan, 28, didn’t immediately WASHINGTON (AP) — The to parks has caused ripples of denied any involvement in the lab results. respond to messages left on his Interior Department is close to concern among conservation­ shooting of his opponent’s wife, “It appears that we’re telephone answering machine. approving rules that could open ists. although police said they found building a very strong case The statement issued by at­ national forests and, in some “This could be the most disas­ a gun hidden in his apartment against Kaplan. We hope that torney James Russ said Kaplan cases possibly national parks, trous action taken by any ad­ and a bullet-riddled blanket in the crime lab tests will solidify “expresses his sincere concern to strip mining unless the gov­ ministration in the 76-year his­ his car. our case against him, ” Seminole and sympathy for the family of ernment buys the mineral tory of the National Park Ser­ Police said Eric Kaplan has so County Sheriff’s spokesman Robert Starks. The reported rights. vice,” Paul Pritchard, president far declined to cooperate in George Proechel said Monday. attack upon them in their home But Interior spokesman of the National Parks and Con­ their investigation into Sunday’s Proechel said an eyewitness — particularly if politically re­ Steven Goldstein insisted Mon­ servation Association, a private shooting of attorney Judith followed Kaplan’s vehicle to lated — is indeed a tragedy for day that there are no plans to advocacy group on park issues, Starks, wife of Republican state Kaplan’s apartment complex in them and for the entire central allow strip mining in national said in a statement. Rep. Robert Starks. Casselberry, where police re­ Florida community.” parks because in each of those An association spokeswoman, Kaplan’s attorney issued a covered a five-shot .38-caliber On Monday, Starks spoke with cases the government would Kathy Westra, said the issue of statement saying Kaplan denied revolver and a handwritten reporters while propped up in buy up mineral rights or ar­ compensation should not be “any involvement and note with Starks’ address on it. bed with pillows and a bandage range for a land exchange. dealt with administratively, but knowledge concerning this In Kaplan’s car, deputies on her left leg. Goldstein said the policy left to the courts, and that the matter." Kaplan is the Demo­ found a blanket riddled with change in v o lv e s proposed Interior policy change cratic candidate for the subur­ five bullet holes, apparently “ I really believe that God “fundamentally a constitutional could strain the department’s ban Orlando seat. used to muffle the gun, authori­ protected me. It gives me even issue” over the right of those fund for handling Mrs. Starks was shot through ties said. greater confidence in his pro­ holding mineral rights to be compensatory claims. the calf early Sunday as she sat tection,” she said. “ For that compensated. Strip mining has been prohib­ up in bed when five shots were Detectives attempted to reason, I’m not fearful for “The rule change makes it ited on federal protected lands fired from the back yard into question Kaplan late Sunday, whatever might happen in the very clear there will be no min­ for 15 years, ever since the couple’s home. Starks, 47, Proechel said, “but he isn’t co­ future, whatever Bob decides.” ing in the parks,” added Gold­ Congress enacted broad- stein. reaching strip mine legislation ALUMNI Nevertheless, any hint of the in 1977. But the law exempted government possibly allowing those mining interests that held SENIOR strip mining within national “valid existing rights” to coal park borders or national deposits prior to enactment of forests that often are adjacent the law.

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Moderator W N D U Television’s M ike Collins G overnor B ill C linton B ill D ailey Junior Philosophy Major Questioners Professor Patricia O ’H ara Vice President for Student Affairs President G eorge Bush Pat M cC arthy Senior History Major Professor T im Scully, C .S.C . Government Department Wednesday, September 30 Professor W alter Nicgorski 7 pmf Lafortune Ballroom (Theodoreys) Program of Liberal Studies Tuesday, September 29,1992 The Observer page 6 Pakistani jet crashes Drug kingpins caught in Rome ROME (AP) — Two alleged While officials in Rome said Cali cocaine cartel in Colombia. All 167 aboard are missing drug kingpins who walked out 201 people were nabbed, U.S. Authorities said the operation of an ice cream parlor in the officials held a news conference also struck a deep blow to o r­ KATMANDU, Nepal (AP) — A a missionary family with three heart of Rome were the first in Arlington, Va., and put the ganized crime groups in Sicily, Pakistani jet filled with children, were among the rounded up in a vast dragnet number of arrests at 153. The Naples and Calabria, which Europeans — including passengers, the Pakistani that authorities Monday said discrepancy could not immedi­ have a stranglehold on south­ mountain climbers and airline reported in London. smashed a worldwide drug and ately be reconciled. ern Italy. missionaries — plowed into a Most of the other Britons were money-laundering operation. Authorities in Rome reported pine-covered hillside Monday, headed for climbing vacations “Operation Green Ice” caught 34 arrests in Italy but gave no “Never has there been a strike and rescuers searching the in the Himalayas, the airline some 200 people over the breakdown of the others. of such importance against the burning wreckage reported no said. weekend in the United States, Robert Bonner, head of the Mafia, Camorra and survivors among the 167 The missionaries were Italy, Britain and Costa Rica, U.S. Drug Enforcement Adm in­ ndrangheta,” national police aboard. identified by the college where Italian authorities told a news istration, said seven people ar­ Chief Vincenzo Parisi said, re­ Officials said one American they trained as Andrew conference. Tens of millions of rested account for “most of the ferring to the mobs in those ar­ was also on board the Pakistani Wilkins, 38, and his pregnant dollars in cocaine, cash, jewels, key financial operations” for the eas. International Airlines Airbus wife, Helen, 36. They were securities and property were A300 when it crashed on a traveling with their children, seized. landing approach, the second Hannah, 10, Naomi, 8, and air disaster near the capital in Simeon, 6, All Nations Christian MACRI’S PIZZA as many months. College in Ware, England re­ Achille Serra, a top police of­ & ITALIAN RESTAURANT The pilot had given no ported. ficial, said the ring sent cocaine indication anything was wrong Airline officials in Karachi from Colombia through the Delicious , Homemade Pizza & Pasta before contact was lost with the said the passengers also United States and Spain for Buy Any 18” Pizza and Get 12” - One Item Pizza FREE plane, and the weather was included 12 Dutch citizens, 29 distribution in Italy and other (Valid only with Student I.D. thru. 10/16) European countries. normal, officials said. Spaniards, 10 Italians, two Offer Good for Dine In, Carry Out, Delivery Airline sources in Pakistan Swiss, one German, 10 George Terwilliger, a deputy said the plane may have been Nepalese, two Bangladeshis, U.S. attorney general, called the FREE Delivery to Campus flying too low as it approached and 12 Pakistanis. Aside from case “ tru ly a crippling blow to OPEN 11 a.m. - 10 p.m. this city ringed by Himalayan the missionary family, none of the Colombian cartel.” mountains thousands of feet the names of those aboard 271 -2055 high. The sources, speaking on were made public. condition anonymity, said the plane was flying at 7,500 feet when it should have been at 9,000. The airline has had a poor safety and service record in recent years. A Thai Airbus crashed into a snowy peak near the capital in July, killing all 113 people aboard. The Pakistani jet, on a flight from Karachi, Pakistan, NOTRE DAM crashed 14 miles south of c a m p u s Katmandu’s airport, said Nagendra Prasad Ghimire, deputy chief of Katmandu airport. Rescue crews that reached the site by helicopter said the plane was on fire. An airman lowered himself on a rope for a closer view, but found no evidence of survivors, Ghimire said. Army and police personnel cordoned off all approaches to the crash site. The state-owned Nepal Radio announced that the bodies of victims found by rescue teams would be handed over to relatives at Katmandu airport on Tuesday. Monday’s accident occurred at the start of Nepal’s tourist season, when dozens of mountain climbing teams fly into this picturesque land to climb the world’s highest peaks. v Airline officials said at least 89 of the 155 passengers were Europeans and that the jet had a crew of 12. Thirty-five Britons, including

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ELECTION ’92 A Perot still refuses to announce if he will campaign DALLAS (AP) — Ross Perot for the support of his volunteers Perot has complained that coyly refused Monday to say if and to convince Perot to stay on neither Bush nor Clinton had a Perot may aid Republicans he would rejoin the presidential the sidelines, where he has credible deficit-reduction plan race but most of his top sup­ been since quitting the race in and has said he would enter the porters said overtures from July. race if his supporters so de­ by flirting with campaign bid President Bush and Bill Clinton “There is no messianic drive sired, enabling him to push his WASHINGTON (AP) — Ross the president’s continued poor had not quelled their desire for here to have a candidate or to own deficit-reduction plan. Perot’s flirtation with a re­ standing in the polls. Perot to make a late entry. have me as a candidate,” Perot newed presidential bid could A formal Perot candidacy told reporters. “If the volun­ The Texas billionaire said he provide the distraction — and “would reshuffle the deck and On a remarkable day even for teers ... feel that it’s appropriate hoped to make his decision the break in Democrat Bill Clin­ cause everyone to take a new this tumultuous political year, that I run, certainly I am going Thursday based on word from ton’s momentum — that Re­ look,” said Bush political ad­ Bush and Clinton courted Perot to honor their request. Then, I his supporters, although he said publicans have been seeking. viser Charles Black. and his backers by sending will give it everything I have it could slip to Friday. In an That’s the best-case analysis Furthermore, Black and other high-level delegations to lobby night and day.” evening appearance on CNN’s from the Bush camp on the lat­ GOP operatives argue that since “Larry King Live” he announced est developments in Dallas. more Perot supporters went to a new toll-free telephone The worst case, from the GOP Clinton than to the president S a i n / (JlC .an j’s C ollege number where those not view, is that Perot will not run when Perot “withdrew” last already working for him could but will keep praising Clinton's July 16, Clinton now has more T)epartment o f Communication, Trance ancf C/ieatre register their support. economic policies as closest to to lose than Bush if Perot a n n o u n c e s his own. returns. Near the close of the show, Some Perot insiders were In states such as California, C /lucfitions Perot’s wife and three of his five promoting the latter scenario Michigan, Colorado and New children joined him in the f o r on Monday, a day when the Mexico, a Perot candidacy could studio, all saying they would Texas billionaire and support­ absorb some of the anti-Bush support him if he decided to ers from all 50 states heard vote that Clinton now enjoys. presentations from the camps “There are only two things cfane JK a rtin of both major-party candidates. that can turn it around for Democrats are advancing the Bush: Perot’s re-entry or the notion that a Perot candidacy at debates. The foundation has Septem ber 28 <£ 29 this time would make it harder settled and voters have basi­ MAPLE LANE for Bush to carry two of his cally made their choices. For 7 - 10 p.m. BARBER SHOP must-win states: Texas and Bush to win, he’s got to shake rR m 016 CReplna J la lt Florida, which together have 57 that up,” said GOP pollster HOURS: MON-FRI 8:00-5:30 of the 270 electoral votes Frank Luntz, who has done SAT 8:00-3:00 needed for victory. Thus, they polling for Perot. OCo experience or preparation necessary. Uem ale roles o fa ll types and argue, a new Perot candidacy If Perot becomes an active ayes auailaOle. Scripts auailatile in ( ’i l i l t Office, 2112 South Bend Avenue Appointments if desired would help Clinton the most. candidate — no means a cer­ (110 JKoreau, SJIC G ) on JKonday, Septem ber 21. But no one seems able to say tainty — it also could change 272-6722 for certain how Perot’s re-entry the dynamics of presidential H o r m o r e in f o r m a t io n , please callt/ie G O U Jl O f f ic e Serving the Tfptre 'Dame might play in tossup states and debates. community for over 30 years those where much of Clinton’s support reflects an anti-Bush With the Bush campaign so protest vote. far resisting a debate format CHILD CARE AWARENESS WEEK Bush — way down in the polls favored by Clinton, there is the SEPTEMBER 28 - OCTOBER 2. 1992 with just five weeks to go to possibility of a debate between Election Day — needs Perot and Clinton. That could CAMPUS FORUM ON CHILD CARE something dramatic to help resemble the 1980 debate be­ Wednesday, September 30 break him out of a rut. tween Republican Ronald Rea­ 7.00 pm And the Dallas billionaire’s gan and independent John An­ Foster Room (3rd Floor, LaFortune Student Center) latest maneuverings are at least derson. President Carter sat issues: What are child care needs on campus? diverting some attention from that, one out. ______What makes quality child care? Flow can we bring quality, affordable care to ND? The second annual BRING YOUR CHILD TO LUNCH DAY Friday, October 2 12 noon Lunch at Oak Room (South Dining Hall) at 12:45 or so (weather permitting) Play on lawns in front of the Dome (Administration building) Balloons & sidewalk chalk available All students, staff and faculty members are invited to join us Let's give kids a chance at Notre Dame! Sponsored by the Graduate Student Union and the Give Kids a Chance Coalition FOR JUNIOR NURSING STUDENTS

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Editorial LETTERS TO THE EDITOR SMC art controversy Goodwill is about America

smells of Stoogery Dear Editor: clients and employees from Goodwill about $60,000 annu­ I am writing to thank Rolando revenues generated through ally in hauling fees. This money de Aguiar, and to express ap­ sales of donated clothing, could be better used to help They're outside and damaged. They're inside, under preciation for his advocacy of books, toys, shoes, lamps, people. lock and key. Now they're outside again, with their own Goodwill, in the Inside Column kitchen wares, usable house­ Every usable item given to faculty security guards. of Sept. 16, 1992. hold appliances, drapes, furni­ Goodwill is turned into money The weird will get weirder tomorrow at Saint Mary's ture, and so much more, in our to help our neighbors who are when the Great Bulbous Sculpture Controversy takes a I am grateful for his remarks, seven area Retail Stores. temporarily in need of help. final turn and the artwork heads back to the great out­ and for the business of every We also do contract work with Goodwill is the Ultimate Re­ doors. Evidently the College now feels the community Notre Dame, Saint Mary’s, and local business and industry, and cycler. Because of Goodwill, should be allowed to view the sculptures — but only for Holy Cross College student. receive philanthropy for Capital our clients are able to earn a selected hours during the final two days of the exhibit. You may be interested to Projects and annual funds. paycheck with dignity and pay The three-week ola story has Stooge-like qualities and know what happens to the taxes with pride. is indicative of a image complex within Saint Mary's money spent at Goodwill Stores. I urge all members of the That is what Goodwill is all administration. Four untitled pieces by Chicago sculp­ Our mission is rehabilitation Notre Dame/Saint Mary’s/Holy about. To me, that is what tor Marcia Kaplan were put on display on the Lc Mans of disabled and disadvantaged Cross community to shop at America is all about. lawn at the beginning of the academic year, to the dis­ men and women. In 1991, Goodwill, and to donate items may of some who found them to resemble male sex or­ Goodwill evaluated, trained, no longer wanted to Goodwill. J. Larry Neff gans or human feces, or others who found them just and found competitive jobs for Please do not leave junk by President ugly. Many simply viewed the display as the sculptor in­ 101 persons in Michiana. our Collection Center. While it Class of 1984 tended: Creative, expressive art. Goodwill is able to pay our may be convenient, it costs Sept. 22,1992 Hard times—or maybe a hard body—fell on the sculp­ tures just one day after their debut. Saint Mary's Secu­ rity has few clues about who vandalized the display or why, although some have speculated that a visitor might have caused the damage by sitting on it. Notre Dame must stand for family values In a highly uncharacteristic move Saint Mary's admin­ Dear Editor: ployees at ND, and see it as a work/study assignments. istration came to the rescue, but only after an uncon­ While the demographic reali­ positive first step for Notre Another is to call on the en­ vincing denial of prior knowledge of the design of the ties have yet to hit most Notre Dame. tire campus community to sculptures. To this day the community can only assume Dame students, they are just However, the second step w ill monetarily support an endow­ the sculptures rendered the administration speechless around the corner - over 80 % be more difficult - finding a way ment for child care scholarships or mortified, since no one will go on record stating ex­ of American workers with de­ to provide care that nurtures for needy families, a sort of actly what the display is intended to represent. pendent children are single rather than replaces parents, at “United Way” appeal for the The decision to move the sculptures looked foolish parents or part of dual-earner a price that low-income Notre Dame family. and reactionary, especially considering that only one families. person had complained to the Art Department about Many students are already staff and students can afford. Are we united enough, and the display. In the valiant leap to save the community thinking about how they are There are many staff and charitable enough, to really from the great big balls of polyurethane, the adminis­ going to combine work and graduate students with family mean it when we say that Notre tration tripped over their own feet. family needs. incomes below $15,000 a year. Dame stands for family values? Students and faculty had a vested interest in the The American Catholic Bish­ The week of Sept. 28-Oct. 2 There will be an open forum placement of the sculptures and should have been in­ ops recognized the need for has been designated “Child on child care issues Wednesday volved in the decision. The administration's hasty and economic institutions Care Awareness Week ” to night in the Foster Room of indecisive moves showed ignorance about the role of (particularly Catholic ones) to promote discussion and atten­ LaFortune Student Center. art in the community, and ignorance of the community be more supportive of families tion to the needs of parents on I encourage all students to itself. with child care problems in campus. come and make their voices We can only hope that the next time (God forbid) the their pastoral letter on the Several ideas have been sug­ heard. administration won't look so much like Larry, Curly economy. gested to make quality child and Moc. care also affordable on campus. Jennifer Glass I am very encouraged by the One is to use more under­ Assoc. Professor of recent child care needs graduate students as classroom Sociology assessment sent out to all em­ aides for course credit or as Sept. 25,1992 DOONESBURY GARRY TRUDEAU QUOTE OF THE DAY

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Quit cursing the dark, light a candle: QUOTES, P.O. Box Q, ND, IN 46556 f 1 Accent date/page numberTuesday, The comedy life page 9 "Comedy caravan" brings ND/SMC in its act

By STEVE TANKOVICH week at Club Shennanigan’s. Accent Writer The Comedy Caravan organization consists of many different comedians who Earlier this month Carrot Top perform in groups of three performed at Washington Hall. throughout the country. Last year, Howie Mandel was able to bring his show to Various members of the Stepan Center. But when group have appeared on looking for comedy on a televised comedy specials such weeknight, what is a student to as the MTV Half-Hour Comedy do? Hour and HBO comedy specials. Comedy Caravan, a comedy troop out of Bloomington, The club also has other Indiana, will be performing at events on the schedule. These Club Shennanigans this and include several musical groups every Wednesday evening to from around Michiana and meet the comedy needs of encompass a variety of sounds. Notre Dame, Saint Mary’s and the South Bend community. The band Harlot, a rock band from Saginaw, Michigan, will The show begins at 9:30 and perform this Thursday. On lasts for about two hours. Friday, the mood will change to There is a $3 cover charge to alternative music, when Blah get in. Club Shennanigan’s (not Blah Blah, a group from to be confused with the Indianapolis w ill perform. popular Notre Dame and Saint Saturday will feature the music Mary’s musical group) has an of Elwood Splinter’s Blues open bar, so no one under 21 is band. admitted. Club Shennanigan’s is located Comedy Caravan is made up on Emmons Road in the of several groups who tour Georgetown Shopping Center, together for 4-6 weeks. The which is within one mile of group has a large following on campus. An updated recording other campuses, particularly of the latest events happening Indiana University in at the club is available 24 hrs a Bloomington. day by calling the Club Shennanigan’s hotline at 277- A different group of three 1727. Comedy Caravan will perform Wednesdays at Club Shennanigans. comedians will perform every

Humor, style, subject of "Husbands and Wives" parallel Allen's real life

BY PETER BEVACQUA Husbands and Wives Film Critic Produced by Robert Greenhut Written and directed by “Husbands and Wives,” the 22nd film written and directed by Woody Allen, is Woody Allen a tale of two married couples * * * * confronted with change and forced to review and re-evaluate questions about (out of five) marriage, friendship, fidelity, romance, trust and love. you will realize that the Allen’s latest film blurs the perspective of the photography distinction between fiction and enables you to become involved in autobiography. The relationship every scene. Allen, therefore, asks between Gabe Roth (Woody Allen) and the audience to judge the immoral his wife, Judy (Mia Farrow), is very actions of the characters...and let similar (to say the least) to the he/she who is without sin cast the estranged couples’ real life perversities first stone. (of which I am sure the reader is quite If this is your first Woody Allen fam iliar.) The film captures a sense of film (and if it is...where have you stark reality through the utilization of been your whole life?) I am hesitant camera techniques reminiscent of in recommending it—to truly enjoy French New Wave film: jump-cutting “Husbands and Wives” one must and a hand-held camera. have an understanding of A lle n ’sWoody Allen directs Mia Farrow, c., and Judy Davis in a scene from "HUSBANDS AND WIVES." However, whereas the goal of these pessimistic and cynical “humor. As resistance to change, disruption and views with a gentle gloss of wit. Allen’s techniques in the pre cam-corder world he has in many of his previous films, regeneration, and the many facets and constant search for love and friendship of the French New Wave was to attach Allen blends his styles of comedy and complexities of the human heart. in a world void of morality is a subject an unmistakable filmic quality to a drama in this film. the film, if not the man, successfully work, Allen’s use of these subtleties It explores with irony and humor One cannot deny th a t A lle n ’s undertakes. Woody Allen’s astute forces the viewer into the narrative. themes Allen has been concerned with films serve as a cathartic mirror for the knowledge of people, complimented by If you are able to overcome a feeling over the years—contemporary modern societal psyche—a m irror a wealth of great acting performances, of nausea due to the wobbling camera, relationships, commitment, change and which softens the sting of the director’s results in a wonderful film. The Observer accepts classifieds every business day from 10 a.m. to 3:30 p.m. at the Notre Dame office, 314 LaFortune and from 12 p.m. to 3 p.m. at 309 Haggar College Center. Deadline for next-day classifieds is 3p.m. All classifieds must be prepaid. The Classifieds charge is 2 cents per character per day, including all spaces.

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Collect anytime. $$$ and no questions asked. CHEAP! FBI/U.S. SEIZED (818) 246-1763 HOW GOOD IS YOUR COLLEGE Please call Jose @ x2070 89 MERCEDES ...... $200 Need Penn St. Tix HEALTH SERVICE? A national 86 VW $ 50 Tony x 1786 magazine is investigating the quality Lost!! My parents gave me a 87 MERCEDES ...... $100 WILLING TO TRADE: of college health clinics, and would beautiful gold watch for Christmas 65 MUSTANG...... $ 50 I need Stan. GA's 2 BYU GA'S FOR 2 BOSTON Attractive and physically well- like to hear female students' stories. and I LOST IT!!! Most likely on Choose from thousands starting Bob 3398 COLLEGE GA'S. endowed Notre Dame student with All names will be kept confidential. North or Mod Quad, maybe in Math $25. FREE Information-24 Hour CALL KATY AT 273-2989! good personality needs a date for Please send a short account of your & Comp, building. If found, Hotline. 801 -379-2929 Copyright I NEED 1 STANFORD TICKET - GA Oct. 10 SYR. experience along with your phone call Amy at x4530 or x4525. #IN11KJC. OR STU. CALL GEORGE 4121. I need 2-3 GA's for the Stanford number to: game. Will pay lots of cash. I will provide transportation, Box 125, 1275 First Ave. New York, Found Dorm Room KEY on soccer CHEAP FLIGHT I have a Stanford GA and need a Angel x2545 beverages, and hours of fun New York 10021. ball key chain call 3312 claim. NY (LGA) to SB OCT 23 Penn State GA—want to trade? Call whoever answers this ad. Call Brian 273-0967 Jahnelle at 283-2998 NEED REASONABLY PRICED SENIORS: DON'T MISS OUT!! LOST 35mm Pentax camera G.A.S: 2 STANFORD AND 2 BC. This is not a joke. I really need a Deadline for Senior Rap-Up is this with black carrying case '86 Cavalier RS, 2 door, black NEED STANFORD GA'S. CALL CALL JUDY 239-6515. SORRY, I'M date. Friday. Sign up now at the CSC. film is very important Excellent transportation SANDY 272-6194. THANK YOU. POOR. if found call x3385 $1,800 or best offer You can call me Al... DROP DEAD, NIFF! Please call 284-5376 before 5pm Want to trade 2 BYU GA's for 2 BC Have 2 BYU tix, need 2 BC tix. Will at 283-2703. Lost: Large, red and white umbrella GA's Call Susan at x1675 swap. Call (201)487-9000. Hey Leah, I'm tall enough, damn it. with red maple leaves on it (like a BICYCLE FOR SALE Canadian flag). If found, Black Trek 800 18" 4 STANFORD GAs FOR SALE Need 4 PITT tix!!! SMC SENIORS please call Chris at X2033. Good Condition—2 yrs. old. CALL 271 1168 Call Pete (1-800-322-0228) This could be your last chance... Yet another opiate for the masses ------$200. Call 232-2944 & ask for THE CRUSH Geoff. I NEED 2 STANFORD GA'S AND I've got GAs to all games—cheap! anonymous invitations are sent to PALACE LAUNDRY Found: Pair of round eyeglasses ------ONE STUDENT TIC PLEASE B e rt® 1248. as many men as you would like. in a gray case. Found in front of 82 VW FOR SALE HELP!! GREG X1103 the Snite. Call Jim x3411 CALL KEVIN 277 9311 Beer and food provided for the I need 2 STANFORD GAs casual gathering! Gerber- Lost silver snake earring-4084 For MARY KAY PRODUCTS Call 1 NEED A STANFORD TICKET, If you can help, call Chris at X2033 You may need to Rita Delivery on Campus student or GA. Please call Diane, Oct. 2, 1992 5-10pm clear your throat HELP!!! I am blind and need you 234-6524 X4059. King's Hall/ Castle Point after a long night to restore my vision!!! ------i need 2 penn state GA’s Tickets on sale at Haggar through LOST: One pair of tortoise shelled Urg 2&1 br apt avail in Victorian NEED 2 Stanford Tix call lisa X 4845 leave a message Wed. Sept. 30th (11-1 pm). Here's your sign: Stepen Dunn is maroon glasses and case. Please home. Hrdwd fls, yard, bus line, STD or GA. Good $$$ God. Love him., well, you know the call Mick at X1856 or heal my sunny. Prtly furnished. Great deal, Call Bart 271-0759 Yo! I NeeD 10 PeNN St GAs Badly MUST BE 211 rest. -Me affliction in 438 Stanford. Call 287-8264 eves. Please CaLL: PAT x2071 Need 2 G.A.s for Stanford! the MAN IN THE MOON says HI to LISTEN UP LISTEN UP LISTEN 4 SALE - 4 STANFORD GA'S call Julie x4189 Selling student tickets & booklets. the GIRL IN THE WORLD (oh ... UP. TUESDAY AT MIDNIGHT WANTED ALL TOGETHER X3311 MOE I have BC GA's too. Luis 273-1528. and he's SMILING!) UNTIL 2:00 AM THE BEST NEED 2 BYU GA's COLLEGE RADIO IN SOUTH CALL MATT X1565 Stanford GAs For Sale 5 VERY LARGE MEN will hurt me if BEND.!!!! 88.9 FM NOCTURN EASY, FUN PHONE WORK. or Trade 289-3273 I don't have GAs for them when SWEET TUNES. EVENINGS. HIGH PAY. 237-1988. TICKETS 2 Stanford GA's for sale. Call Joe they come for the BC game. Please help. Jenn x4059. NEED P$U AND STANFORD TIX at 1758. Best offer by Thursday 1 NEED 2STAN & BC GA'S Esta the Stupid Cow- 15!!! ALASKA SUMMER CALL JOE OR JAY X1760 gets the tix. Leave a message if I'm CALL CHRIS #3830 Love, Pues EMPLOYMENT-fisheries. Earn not there. " " " Campus Musicians " " " " There will be an informational $5000+/month. Free transportation! I NEED ND FOOTBALL WILL PAY BIG BUCKS FOR CHRIS CARRIGAN- meeting for all those interested in Room & Board! Over 8000 TICKETS.272-6306 FOR SALE 2 Pitt GA's Best offer by STANFORD GA TIX. CALL JOE AT THE PHOTO TUNNEL OF LOVE openings. No experience 10/5 call Ted 513-492-5190. @‘& performing on a campus CD on IS A FIGMENT OF JEANNE'S necessary. Male or Female. For 287-4561. Thursday, October 1st at 9:00 pm in IMAGINATION. HEY, I LIKE YOU employment program call Student Stanford St. Tk.: $30 the SUB office in Lafortune. ALOT SHAGGY- AND I AIN'T Questions?-Call Ryan at x1249 or Employment Services at 1 -206-545- STUDENT TICKETS FOR SALE Tom x1444 2 Married Stud Ticket books PULLING YOUR STRING. 4155 ext. A5584. UNSINGED - 273 9689 239-7757 LOVE KIM M. "YOUR GODDESS" CALL 283-1747 ALUMNI SEEKING GA'S TO ANY $$$ NEED MONEY? $$$ HOME GAME. LEAVE MESSAGE NEED STAN TIX 3374 To the lover of "The One"— How can KANSAS BITES. Christ-i ************************************* AT 618-439-3338. you blow her off like that? Maybe Now hiring 10 drivers and 5 inside- HELP HELP we'll double with the bimbettes. DAVE W, HOPE YOU Howz about Saturday? help. Make $8-12/hour delivering I'VE GOT TWO PURDUE GAs HELP!! I Need 4-5 GAs for Nov. HELP HELP PRACTICED! CAN'T WAIT FOR for DOMINO'S PIZZA. Pt. time and YOU’VE GOT TWO PENN STATE 7 BC game. Please call x3799. THE ITALIAN. LOVE, YOUR TO TATTOO OF DILLON Full time available. Employee GAs Thanks. Need two STANFORD GAs OTHER PHYSICS WOMAN discounts on pizzas. Business is My sisters are coming out and I do HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY!! Tuesday, September 29, 1992 The Observer page 13

MLB STANDINGS I ' BATTING—Sheffield, San Diego, .330; Roberts, BASEBALL AMERICAN CONFERENCE Cincinnati. .325; VanSlyke, Pittsburgh. .325; Kruk, American League East AMERICAN LEAGUE Philadelphia. .323; Gwynn, San Diego. .317; SEATTLE MARINERS—Signed a two-year W L T Pet. PF PA East Division Bonds, Pittsburgh, .316; Butler, Los Angeles, .313. player development contract with Appleton of the Buffalo 4 0 0 1.000 153 45 W L Pet GB L10 S treak Home Away RUNS— Bonds. Pittsburgh, 107; DHollins, Midwest League. Miami 3 0 0 1.000 72 50 Toronto 92 65 .586 z-7-3 Won1 49-27 43-38 Philadelphia. 102; VanSlyke. Pittsburgh, 102; National League Indianapolis 1 2 0 .333 24 61 Milwaukee 89 67 .571 2 1/2 z-9-1 Won6 53-28 36-39 Grissom. Montreal, 99; Sandberg, Chicago. 96; HOUSTON ASTROS—Announced they have New England 0 3 0 .000 13 65 Baltimore 85 71 .545 6 1/2 4-6 Won1 43-38 42-33 Pendleton. Atlanta, 94; Biggio, Houston, 93. moved their Class A affiliate from Burlington to N.Y. Jets 0 4 0 .000 51 96 Cleveland 74 82 .474 17 1/2 5-5 Won1 39-36 35-46 RBI— Daulton, Philadelphia, 107; Pendleton, Quad City in the Midwest League and have agreed Central Detroit 74 83 .471 18 z-5-5 Won1 37-41 37-42 Atlanta, 103; Bonds, Pittsburgh, 101; Sheffield, to a two-year player development agreement with Houston 3 1 0 .750 94 59 New York 74 83 .471 18 5-5 Lost2 41-40 33-43 San Diego, 99; McGriff, San Diego, 97; Bagwell, Pittsburgh 3 1 0 .750 82 57 Boston 70 87 Quad City. .446 22 4-6 Lostl 42-36 28-51 Houston. 91; LWalker, Montreal, 91; Murray, New Cincinnati 2 2 0 .500 75 90 West Division BASKETBALL York, 91. National Baaketball Association Cleveland 1 3 0 .250 54 69 W L Pet GB L10 S treak Home Away HITS— Pendleton, Atlanta, 195; VanSlyke, GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS—Signed Matt West x-Oakland 93 63 .596 Z-4-6 Lost 3 48-27 45-36 Pittsburgh, 193; Sheffield. San Diego. 183; Grace. Fish, center, to a one-year contract. Denver 3 1 0 .750 50 56 Minnesota 86 70 .551 7 Z-6-4 Lostl 46-32 40-38 Chicago. 180; Grissom, Montreal, 179; Sandberg, HOUSTON ROCKETS—Signed David Wood, Kansas City 2 1 0 .667 70 40 Chicago 85 71 .545 8 6-4 Won2 50-32 35-39 Chicago, 177; Lankford, St. Louis, 171. forward. Seattle 1 3 0 .250 37 72 Texas 74 82 .474 19 Z-4-6 Won1 36-45 38-37 DOUBLES— VanSlyke, Pittsburgh. 44; WCIark, UTAH JAZZ—Signed Tim Legler, guard, and LA Raiders 0 3 0 .000 50 69 Kansas City 69 86 .445 23 1/2 Z-6-4 Lost2 43-35 26-51 San Francisco, 40; Grissom, Montreal, 39; Mike Higgins, forward. San Diego 0 4 0 .000 29 95 California 68 87 .439 24 1/2 2-8 Lostl 37-37 31-50 Lankford, St. Louis, 38; Duncan, Philadelphia, 38; FOOTBALL NATIONAL CONFERENCE Seattle 60 96 .385 33 4-6 Lostl 34-41 26-55 Pendleton, Atlanta. 37; Grace, Chicago, 36; JBell, National Football League East Pittsburgh. 36; Bonds. Pittsburgh. 36. BUFFALO BILLS—Signed Keith Willis, defen­ W L T Pet. PF PA NATIONAL LEAGUE TRIPLES —DSanders, Atlanta. 14; Finley. Dallas 3 0 0 1.000 88 58 East Division sive end. Waived Gary Baldinger, nose tackle. Houston, 12; VanSlyke, Pittsburgh, 12; Butler, Los CINCINNATI BENGALS—Placed Kevin Walker, Philadelphia 3 0 0 1.000 76 27 W L Pet GB L10 S treak Home Away Angeles, 11; Alicea, St. Louis. 10; Morandini, linebacker, on Injured reserve and Reggie Washington 2 1 0 .667 47 50 x-Pittsburgh 94 63 .599 z-8-2 Won 5 53-28 41-35 Philadelphia, 8; Offerman, Los Angeles, 8; Rembert, wide receiver, on the reserve-non-foot- N.Y. Giants 1 2 0 .333 69 79 Montreal 86 71 .548 8 4-6 Lostl 43-38 43-33 DeShields, Montreal, 8; Sandberg. Chicago, 8. ball illness list. Activated Mitchell Price, corner back, Phoenix 0 3 0 .000 41 85 St. Louis 79 78 .503 15 z-5-5 Won1 41-35 38-43 HOM E R U N S — McGriff, San Diego, 34; from the roster-exempt list. Waived Richard Isaiah, Central Chicago 75 82 .478 19 1-9 Lost 7 40-36 35-46 Sheffield, San Diego, 33; Bonds. Pittsburgh. 32; wide receiver; Lance Olberding, tackle; and Omar Minnesota 3 1 0 .750 108 78 New York 69 88 .439 25 z-3-7 Lost6 38-38 31-50 Daulton. Philadelphia, 27; DHollins, Philadelphia, Soto, running back, from the practice squad. Tampa Bay 3 1 0 .750 101 59 Philadelphia 68 89 .433 26 z-9-1 Won3 41-40 27-49 26; Sandberg. Chicago. 26; LWalker. Montreal. 23. Chicago 2 2 0 .500 88 110 West Division Signed Mike Barber, wide receiver; Mike Dingle, STOLEN BASES—Grissom. Montreal, 75; running back; and Roosevelt Nix, defensive end. to Green Bay 2 2 0 .500 64 80 W L Pet GB L10 Streak Home Away DeShields. Montreal, 46; Roberts, Cincinnati, 44; the practice squad. Detroit 1 3 0 .250 88 84 Atlanta 93 62 .600 5-5 Won2 46-28 47-34 Lankford, St. Louis, 42; Nixon. Atlanta, 41; Butler, DALLAS COWBOYS—Activated Tony Hill, de­ West Cincinnati 88 68 .564 5 1/2 z-9-1 Won1 51-24 37-44 Los Angeles, 41; OSmith, St. Louis, 41. fensive end, from injured reserve. San Francisco 3 1 0 .750 109 72 San Diego 80 75 .516 13 3-7 Lost 2 45-36 35-39 PITC H IN G (18 Decisions)— Tewksbury, St. HOCKEY LA Rams 2 2 0 .500 49 76 Houston 76 80 .487 17 1/2 z-6-4 Won 3 42-33 34-47 Louis, 16-5, .762, 2.19; Glavine, Atlanta. 20-7. .741. National Hockey League New Orleans 2 2 0 .500 61 44 San Francisco 69 87 .442 24 1/2 5-5 Lostl 42-39 27-48 2.87; Morgan. Chicago, 15-8, .652, 2.61; Cone. NEW YORK ISLANDERS—Assigned Todd Atlanta 1 3 0 .250 75 92 Los Angeles 61 95 .391 32 1/2 z-2-8 Lost 5 37-44 24-51 New York. 13-7, .650, 2.88; Leibrandt, Atlanta, 13- Sparks, Jeff Saterdalen and Jeff Jablonski, left Sunday's Games x-clinched division title. 7. .650. 3.62; KHill, Montreal. 16-9. .640. 2.71; wings, and John Johnson, center, to Richmond of Chicago 41, Atlanta 31 z-denotes first game was a win. Tomlin. Pittsburgh. 14-8, .636, 3.35. the East Coast Hockey League. Buffalo 41, New England 7 AMERICAN LEAGUE STRIKEOUTS —Cone. New York, 214; Smoltz, Denver 12, Cleveland 0 NATIONAL LEAGUE NEW YORK RANGERS— Assigned Mike Gilmore Saturday's Games Atlanta, 212; GMaddux, Chicago, 190; Minnesota 42, Cincinnati 7 Sunday’s Games and Corey Hirsch, goalies; Doug Searle, Peter Cleveland 7, Detroit 4 SFernandez, New York, 188; Drabek, Pittsburgh, Houston 27, San Diego 0 Montreal 1, Chicago 0 Fiorentino. John Mokosak, Michael Stewart, Jean- New York 2. Toronto 1 173; Rijo, Cincinnati, 169; Benes, San Diego, 162. Tampa Bay 27, Detroit 23 St. Louis 8. Philadelphia 1, 1st game Marc Richard, Darcy Werenka, Brad Tiley and John Milwaukee 2. Oakland 1 SAVES — LeSmith, St. Louis, 40; Myers, San Miami 19, Seattle 17 Philadelphia 6, St. Louis 5. 2nd game Vary, defensemen; and Barry Potomski, Don Biggs. Boston 7. Baltimore 3, 14 innings. 1st game Pittsburgh 4. New York 2 Diego, 37; Wetteland. Montreal, 36; DJones. Chris Cichocki, Craig Duncanson, Fredrik Jax, Rob Los Angeles Rams 18, New York Jets 10 Baltimore 2. Boston 0. 2nd game Houston, 34; MtWilliams, Philadelphia, 27; Green Bay 17, Pittsburgh 3 Houston 4. Los Angeles 2 Kenny. Daniel Lacroix. Jean-Yves Roy and Brian California 1. Chicago 0 Charlton, Cincinnati, 26; Dibble, Cincinnati, 24. San Francisco 16, New Orleans 10 Atlanta 2. San Diego 1.10 innings Sakic, forwards, to Binghamton of the American Minnesota 9, Kansas City 2 OPEN DATE: Dallas, Indianapolis, New York Cincinnati 3, San Francisco 2 Hockey League. Seattle 8. Texas 4 Giants, Philadelphia, Phoenix. Washington. Monday's Games TRANSACTIONS ST. LOUIS BLUES—Assigned Geoff Sarjeant Sunday’s Games and Nick Vitucci, goalies; Dave Mackey, Jason Ruff Monday's Game Pittsburgh 10. Chicago 3 Toronto 12. New York 2 COLLEGE and Rorr Hoover, wings; and Jason Marshall and Los Angeles Raiders at Kansas City, late. Philadelphia 7. New York 6. 10 innings. 1st game Detroit 13. Cleveland 3 NCAA—Named Washburn athletic director Rich Jeff Batters, defensemen, to Peoria of the Sunday, Oct. 4 Philadelphia 7, New York 6. 2nd game Boston 6, Baltimore 1 Johanningmeier council representative on the International Hockey League. Chicago at Minnesota, 1 p.m. St. Louis 4. Montreal 1 Minnesota 4. Kansas City 0 Legislative Review Committee; Stanford wrestling WASHINGTON CAPITALS—Assigned Bryon Green Bay at Atlanta. 1 p.m. Only games scheduled Milwaukee 5. Oakland 3 coach Chris Horpel to the wrestling committee; Dafoe, Duane Derksen and Olaf Kolzig, goalies; Indianapolis at Tampa Bay. 1 p.m. Tuesday's Games Chicago 3, California 2. 11 innings Dartmouth assistant ski coach Sarah Bergstrom to John Slaney. Jim Mathieson, Ken Klee, Eric Miami at Buffalo. 1 p.m. Los Angeles at Cincinnati ( Texas 3. Seattle 2 the men's and women's skiing committee; and Lavigne, Rob Leask, Bob Babcock and Jiri New Orleans at Detroit. 1 p.m. San Francisco at Atlanta Monday’s Games Boston College basketball player Bill Curley to a Vykoukal, defensemen; Randy Pearce, Darren Kansas City at Denver, 4 p.m. Philadelphia at New York Baltimore 7, Boston 3 position on the recruiting committee. McAusland, Steve Seftel and Trevor Halverson, left Los Angeles Rams at San Francisco, 4 p.m. Pittsburgh at Chicago Cleveland 6. New York 4 ARKANSAS—Named Danny Ford assistant wings; Steve Konowalchuk, Jeff Nelson, Mike New York Giants at Los Angeles Raiders. 4 p.m. Montreal at St. Louis Chicago 9. Minnesota 4 football coach. Boback and Martin Jiranek, centers; and Keith Seattle at San Diego, 4 p.m. San Diego at Houston Kansas City at California, (n) DUKE— Named J.B. Clarke assistant lacrosse Jones, John Bryce, Trevor Duhaime, Steve Martell Washington at Phoenix, 4 p.m. Only games scheduled coach. and Chris Longo, right wings, to Baltimore of the New England at New York Jets, 8 p.m. W ednesday’s Games Tuesday’s Games LOCK HAVEN—Announced its wrestling pro­ American Hockey League. Loaned Andrei Sidorov, OPEN DATE: Cincinnati, Cleveland, Houston, Pittsburgh at Chicago. 2:20 p.m. New York at Cleveland gram was placed on two years’ probation by the right wing, to Hampton Roads of the East Coast Pittsburgh. Los Angeles at Cincinnati. 7:35 p.m. Boston at Toronto NCAA for recruiting violations. Hockey League. Returned Mike Mathers, left wing, Monday, Oct. 5 San Francisco at Atlanta. 7:40 p.m. Baltimore at Detroit MASS.-LOWELL—Announced the resignation of to Kamloops of the Western Hockey League. Dallas at Philadelphia. 9 p.m. Chicago at Minnesota Philadelphia at New York, 7:40 p.m. James Coppo, softball coach. Released Al Macisaac, defenseman. Texas at Oakland Montreal at St. Louis. 8:05 p.m. MISSISSIPPI—Announced Cooper Manning, Milwaukee at Seattle San Diego at Houston, 8:35 p.m. wide receiver, will no longer play football due to a Kansas City at California congenital problem and a bulging disk in his neck. The University of Notre Dame Warmly Welcomes Michael R Esposito, Jr. Executive Vice President Chase Manhattan Bank and Alumnus of The University of Notre Dame

Mr. Esposito is hosting a reception on September 30, at the University Club, Upper Level, from 6 to 8 p.m., and warmly extends an invitation to all students and faculty who are interested in a discussion about career opportunities in finance at Chase. Chase Manhattan Bank

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SPORTS SHORTS

ND/SMC Equestrian Club is holding an intermural horse show October 11 for all members. 1992-93 editions of The registration deadline for new members is October 2. If you want more details call Megan 283- 2784 or Julie at 283-4042. du Lac: Student Life Policies Irish Youth Hockey League is looking for ND students to coach or assist coaches during the upcoming hockey season. If interested, contact Scott Gosselin at 271-7414. and Procedures

The Aikido Club will be having open practices on Mondays and Wednesdays from 6-8 p.m. in and Rockne 219. Everyone is welcome. Student Handbook ND/SMC Field Hockey will hold practice on September 28 and 30 at 9 p.m. for all interested. For more information, call Liz at 283-2670. are available

ND Ski Team and Club will have a mandatory meeting on September 29 at 8 p.m. in Room 127 to students MSA. All interested in the Aspen trip are welcome. Bring checkbooks for deposits and turtlenecks. in the Office of Residence Life If you have questions, call Chris at 273-2958. 315 Administration Building Officials are needed for RecSports co-rec basketball. There will be a meeting on October 8 at 5:30 p.m. in the JACC Auditorium.

RecSports is taking entries for campus badminton, men’s and women’s interhall volleyball Braves’ magic number is one and co-rec basketball. Entry deadline is October 7. ATLANTA (AP) — The Atlanta a little when the Reds lost in SportsTalk welcomes Tom Carter and women’s soccer star Rosella Guerrero at 8 p.m. Tuesday Braves, whose big lead dwin­ San Francisco Saturday and the on WVFI 640 AM. Call in with questions and comments at 239-6400. dled during a road trip as the Braves pulled out a pair of 10- second-place Cincinnati Reds inning, 2-1 victories at San staged a last-gasp winning Diego over the weekend. Jackson, Veris to join new teams streak, are ready to clinch the The Braves host the Giants on NL West title at home. Tuesday night and can clinch The Braves’ magic number is the title if they win and the running back D.J. Dozier. A lapsed. (AP)—Keith Jackson and two w ith seven games to play. federal judge declared them “It was just about what 1 con­ Reds lose to Los Angeles. Garin Veris, two of the four They once had a 10 1/2-game unrestricted free agents and sidered a basic freedom,” Veris “We didn’t want to get to former holdouts who were lead, but the Reds closed to 4 barred interference from their said. “1 just felt they (the Patri­ where it’s the last week,” said given free agency by a federal 1/2 on Friday as they extended former teams, which had ots) had a grasp on me and that pitcher John Smoltz, who court, took advantage of their their winning streak to nine claimed exclusive negotiating I couldn’t go any where. The started Sunday’s game. freedom on Monday to change games. rights with the four even court was the only way I could teams. Braves fans were able to relax though their contracts had win my free agency. Jackson, a three-time Pro Bowl selection at tight end for Philadelphia, agreed to a four- year deal with Miami. The Who will teach Dolphins said he would arrive Tuesday to sign the contact and hold a news conference. Veris, a former New England defensive end, signed a two- year pact w ith the San Fran­ cisco 49ers. Jackson, who made $300,000 in 1991 and reportedly was seeking $1.5 million per sea­ son, said at halftime of ABC’s “Monday Night Football” said Miami’s offer “blew Philadel­ phia’s out of the water by a lot. Philadelphia’s bid was not very competitive.” He also said his decision “had a lot to do with the offense. I’m going to leave a great quarterback, but I’m going to a team with another great quarterback. I think I can fit it a lot better in Miami.” He feels he can contribute quickly. “Hopefully, I’ll be in uniform this weekend,” he said. “I’m going down to meet with the coaches and try to learn the offensive scheme. Last year, about four games in, Roy Green came to us and had a big game. I hope I can do the TEACH FOR AMERICA same.” makes it possible to teach in an TEACH FOR AMERICA Eagles president Harry Gam­ ble said he was disappointed urban or rural public school without that Jackson decided to leave. being an education major! “Keith is certainly a very tal­ Information Session ented player and in this busi­ ness, you never like to lose tal­ Teach For America is a national Notre Dame ented players,” he said in a statement. “At the same time, teacher corps of talented, however, I feel very comfort­ dedicated individuals from all able in saying that the academic majors and ethnic Philadelphia Eagles made an September 29, 1992 at extremely attractive contract backgrounds who commit two offer to Keith. Apparently, 8:00 p.m. Keith has made what he con­ years to teach in under-resourced siders to be a decision that is urban and rural public schools. 114 O'Shag in his best interest.” Dallas and Detroit had ex­ pressed interest in Jackson Salaries range from while the Washington $15,000 - $27,000 and partial Redskins earlier had pulled For more information contact out of the bidding. cancellation (Perkins/NDSL) or The ruling that gave the four your career center or call deferment (Stafford/GSL) players their freedom had 1-800-832-1230 come in the aftermath of a of loans is possible. federal court striking down the NFL’s Plan B system. Jackson went to court last week, along with Veris, wide receiver Webster Slaughter and Tuesday, September- 29,1992 The Observer page. 13 MSU’s Perles upbeat despite an 0-3 start Diego Women Maradona set continued from page 16 EAST LANSING, Mich. (AP) — son, even though they were that Boston College w ill play in game as the second-rated His Michigan State team is 0-3, coming off last year’s 3-8 disas­ a big-time bowl game this year. to return to scorer nationally, and was but Coach George Perles re­ ter. The Spartans fell 14-0 I think they’re that good of a defensed well for the majority fuses to even think about ex­ Saturday to Boston College, football team. soccer league of the game by Irish defender cuses. which moved up from No. 25 to “To have three shutouts is Audi Kurek. “ I think we’ve been very No. 22 w ith the victory. unusual in any league, to do SEVILLE, Spain (AP) — “ I think Andi did a good job, consistent on that. We’re al­ Perles stuck to his traditional that is very exceptional. When Diego Maradona hoped to the only goal she scored at the ways optimistic. We don’t talk “no excuses” approach in look­ you have that kind of success, it put his infamous end was not her fault,” added about the negatives, we don’t ing back at the loss, the third really is a great motivator to suspension for drug use Petrucelli. talk about the shortcomings, we straight shutout for Boston the defense.” behind him today with his Kurek acknowledged the de­ talk in positive terms,” Perles College. Perles, still looking on the debut for EC. Sevilla in an fensive job on M ilbert, but credited the entire defense for said Monday at his weekly “Defensively, there was some bright side, said the good news exhibition game against the h o ld in g h er scoreless fo r so media briefing. improvement, not enough to for the young Spartans — six German club Bayern long. “I am the supreme optimist, win and that’s what it’s all seniors out of 22 starters — is Munich. never will I go to Chicago (for about, so there’s no use talking that Big Ten play begins at “I think I played real well,” the season media kickoff) and about improvement and those home Saturday against Indiana. she said. “ She’s really fast, but The Spanish first-division talk about anything negative kinds of things, winning is the “We have done well in the Big I got a lot of help from the rest team bought the Argentine that would give a player an ex­ name of the game,” he said. Ten. There are very few years of the defense in controlling cuse or give me an excuse not “We did not do well offen­ that we haven’t ranked in the star’s transfer from Napoli her.” to do well. No sir.” sively. The credit belongs to top h a lf of the Big Ten. We’ve last week for $7.5 million, Portland coach Clive Charles That’s why hopes were fairly Boston College. They’re a good won the championship a couple ending a three-month respected the defensive effort high for the Spartans this sea­ football team. My prediction is times.We’ve been in second drama over where he displayed by the Irish, but would play after he refused never lost confidence in his high-scoring offense. N otre D am e C ommunication a n d T heatre presents to return to Napoli. place and third place,” he said. “It’s going to be very difficult “We look forward to playing to shut them (Milbert and An expected capacity in the conference. We a ll go McMillian) out,” he said. “It into the conference 0-0. It’s a crowd of 70,000 at Sanchez takes two goals to beat us, be­ beautiful thing about being in Pizjuan stadium and a cause we know one of them the conference if you’ve had a worldwide television will score.” slow start. We’ve had a few audience will get the first The solid defensive effort times when we’ve had a slow glimpse of the new couldn’t overshadow the sec­ start and recovered during the Maradona in the match, but ond consecutive loss in a game Big Ten season. it’s likely to be several which Notre Dame should have “I’ve been 0-4-1 and been to months before he returns to won. Last Friday, 14th-ranked a bowl (the Gator Bowl after playing shape. Duke visited Notre Dame and the 1988 season).” left with a win by the same score as yesterday’s setback. Roses are red The Irish had outplayed the I Blue Devils for most of the Violets are blue game, but failed to capitalize Look who’s turning on their scoring chances. a Com edy by E ugene 0 N e ill In addition to the missed scoring chances, injuries also - l i ­ plagued Notre Dame in yester­ D ir e c t e d b y M a r k P il k in t o n l t ’s Becky Boo! day’s loss. Forward Allison Lester was forced to miss part Wednesday, October 7, 8 :10 pm Thursday, October 8, 8 :10 pm of the game with respiratory Happy Birthday trouble, and defenders Julie Friday, October 9,8:10 pm______Saturday, October 10,8:10 pm Vogal and Gennifer Kwick- ______Sunday, October 11, 3:10 pm______owski also missed time due to Love, physical ailments. Washington Hall Reserved Seats • $7 “With each game we come Nancy, Clarisa, more and more desperate,” Student and Senior Citizen discounts are available Wed., Thurs. and Sun. performances. commented Petrucelli. 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JONATHAN Irish volleyball still away from home JENSEN By DANIEL PIER fense. Sports Writer Notre Dame then unleashed a balanced assault on William and Mary, Game P oint led by Nicole Coates with 14 kills, The heat and humidity at this Jessica Fiebelkorn with 13 and Christy weekend’s William and Mary High IQ Peters with 12. Fiebelkorn also tallied Notre Dame's Classic gave the Notre Dame volleyball 17 digs and five block assists. team almost as much trouble as did its Sunday, Irish struggled some against Title IX efforts three opponents. Georgetown due to the long weekend Fortunately for the Irish, it wasn’t and difficult conditions. Notre Dame worthy of praise much. Notre Dame breezed to the prevailed, however, and Fiebelkorn tournament championship by starred once again with 15 kills, seven As I consummated my weekly ritual defeating Northeastern 15-7,15-11,15- digs, and three blocks. Brown was of reading the latest issue of Sports 11, W illiam and M ary 15-8, 15-11, 16- impressed with the play of her senior Illustrated this Friday, 1 came across 14, and Georgetown 15-11, 3-15, 15-8, middle blocker. something disturbing. 15-11. No, it wasn’t the fact that Penn “Jessica had a bit of a slow start this State’s underwear they call uniforms “We showed perseverance,” said year,” Brown commented, “but I was was rated as the top college uniform Notre Dame head coach Debbie pleased w ith her this weekend. She over our classic blue and gold, that was Brown. “ We played 3 matches in 26 had better timing and played very a couple weeks ago. hours under rather difficult conditions. strong at the net.” No, it was a large article about the I was very pleased that we hung in Notre Dame has a current five-game controversial Title IX, the longtime there.” winning streak to go with its season- federal law that bans gender The tournament victory helped starting seven-game string, which was discrimination in college sports. Notre Dame (12-1) hold its 20th spot in broken by Florida. There is no rest for It has been in the news quite a lot the national Volleyball Monthly poll. In the road weary, however, as Notre lately, as administrators and writers the newly released NCAA Midwest Dame travels to Illinois State tonight like Si’s Alexander Wolff have Regional ranking, the Irish are listed for its seventh straight match away demanded that schools adhere to the fourth behind Illinois, Nebraska, and from home. The Cardinals (10-2) are mandate, despite the many hurdles Penn State. The regional rankings, ranked fourteenth in the Midwest. Last against it. The biggest and most since they determine NCAA year’s squad topped the Irish in five obvious hurdle being the fact that tournament bids, are even more games at Notre Dame. football and men’s basketball pay for important than national lists. “We would definitely like to return much of the other sports’ expenses, On Saturday, Notre Dame rolled over the favor,” Brown said of that match. being basically the only sports that Northeastern, giving Brown an “Illinois State is traditionally a very produce revenue. Football obviously opportunity play most of her reserves. strong defensive team and they don’t m euoserver, Jaxe ee.ers requires more money than any other Molly Stark garnered seven kills and give up. We anticipate an excellent Marilyn Cragin spikes a shot past two blockers. sport, due to the large outlay for seven digs to lead the offense and de- equipment and the sheer number of ma c ’ The volleyball team plays at Illinois State tonight. scholarships required. But throughout the article, the thing that disturbed me was that Wolff DePaul will face pumped up Irish soccer lambasted schools across the board, failing to mention some of the schools By JASON KELLY They w ill have to be. DePaul is a “With a break or two we could easily be that are trying their best to leap these Sports Writer potent offensive team, and the Irish 6-1,” Berticelli said. “But that’s all part many hurdles and give women’s college defense has struggled lately. of being young.” sports a chance, like Notre Dame. “They have a couple of very dangerous Instead, they head into today’s game at Notre Dame athletic director Dick This time they’ll be ready to play. players and we will have to shutdown 3-3-1, focusing on improvement rather Rosenthal and the athletic After a lackluster performance against their attack,” Berticelli said. “They also than wins and losses. administration should be commended Indiana on Friday, the Notre Dame men’s have a small field and that will force us Six sophomores and two freshmen fill for trying to bring women’s sports at soccer team hopes to regroup today to be more aggressive defensively.” the Irish starting lineup, and most of the Notre Dame up to par with their against DePauI in Chicago. Game time Offensively, the Irish have been up and key reserves are underclassmen. But counterparts at larger state schools. has been moved up thirty minutes to 4:30 down this season. In their three wins, they have shown flashes of brilliance In my first two years here, I have p.m. they have totaled 14 goals, but in their against some top teams. seen a school devoid of state funding, a “Nobody was pleased with the way we three losses, they have managed just one “Other than the Indiana game, I am not school that just twenty years ago didn’t played (against Indiana),” Irish coach goal. disappointed with our performance this even admit women, boast a NCAA Mike Berticelli said. “But we have to be­ The quality of competition is certainly a season,” Berticelli added. “Our younger Tournament women’s basketball team, come a better team after a game like factor in that discrepancy, but in early- guys are really just starting to get a feel top-20 rankings for its women’s soccer that. I can’t predict the outcome of the season losses to Duke and UCLA, the for game situations. Our goal is to be a and volleyball teams, and highly (DePaul) game, but I do know that we Irish missed some key scoring better team in October than we were in competitive women’s cross-country, will be ready to play.” opportunities. September and I think we will be." swimming, and softball teams, just to name a few. Notre Dame has had to start from scratch in many sports, making their Women’s soccer falls to fifth-ranked Portland, 2-1 accomplishments all the more By GEORGE DOHRMANN impressive. The women’s soccer team , Sports Writer originated in 1988 and the softball team just three years ago, in 1989. But yet, there has been sacrifices. For the second straight game, the Notre The main reason the men’s wrestling Dame women’s soccer team lost a game it program was cut was to free up more deserved to win, falling 2-1 to fifth-ranked scholarship monies for these women’s Portland yesterday at Alumni Field. teams. “They difference in the game was that they It is telling that Sports Illustrated didn’t have too many opportunities, but the can’t recognize a school that is trying ones they did they stuck in,” said Irish coach to make a difference, but it did give the Chris Petrucelli, “whereas the opportunities we thumbs down to our school for cutting had, we failed to take advantage of." the wrestling progam. Both teams did take advantage of mistakes in Dropping the program was, of the first half. Defensive miscues by both teams course, an injustice that should have knotted the halftime score at 1-1. Notre Dame been avoided at all costs, but it was for capitalized on the first error when a Portland a good cause, if that says anything. defender allowed forward Jodi Hartwig to slip This is the plight of the universities. behind the defense for the game's first goal, a No m atter what schools do. whether it perfect shot beating keeper Erin Faley to her be cutting non-revenue men’s sports, right. or doing what SI suggests and cutting Notre Dame returned the favor minutes later football scholarships, it will never be when Tiffany Thompson attempted to pass the see TITLE IX / page 14 ball to Irish goalkeeper Michelle Lodyga, and Portland forward Shannon McMillian in­ tercepted the pass resulting in an open-net goal knotting the score. INSIDE SPORTS The start of the second half featured missed ■Lyons Volleyball results opportunities by both team. Sterling defensive play by Lodyga, who stopped three consecutive see page 14X threats with impressive saves, dwarfed Portland’s attack, while Faley held her own ■NFL free agents sign against the speedy Notre Dame front line. see page 12 The stalemate ended at the 84:10 mark on a goal by high-scoring forward Tiffany Milbert on a pass from McMillian. Milbert entered the ■MSU coach responds to criticism see page 1 The Observer / Jake Peters gee WOMEN / page 13 Michelle McCarthy dribbles around a defender. The Irish women lost to Portland yesterday